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Flashback
October 2018, Before Halloween...
Past Brooklyn T. Guy: (on the radio) Good Morning everybody! You're listening to WK RG! Bringing you the greatest hits since 1906. Coming up we got Justin Bieber's latest hit single; Orangutan Pussy!
Past Mario: Orangutan Pussy?!
Radio: Orangutan Pussy, Orangutan Pussy
Past Jeffy: (angry) DADDY! THIS SONG IS GAY AS FUCK! I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE! I'M THROWING THIS BOOMBOX IN THE LAKE! (He grabs the boombox and runs off.)
Present Day (2020)
At The Backyard
(Jeffy throws the boombox in the lake.)
Mario: JEFFY. THAT IS THE SECOND TIME YOU THREW THE BOOMBOX IN THE LAKE.
Jeffy: Consider it a-
Mario: '''NO!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT PITFUL ATTITUDE ANYMORE! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOUR BULLSHITTING ENDS TODAY! GET YOUR ASS IN THAT HOUSE BEFORE I DROWN YOU IN THE LAKE!'''
Jeffy: WHAT THE HELL?!
Mario grabs jeffy by the legs
The Living Room
Mario: That's it, Jeffy! You are so grounded forever! I cannot believe you threw the boom box in the lake again!
Jeffy: No, Daddy! This is not my fault! Don't-
Mario begins beating Jeffy up with his fist before Jeffy can finish his sentence.
Mario: [As he is beating Jeffy up] Excuses, Excuses! The boombox costed me a hundred dollars! You are just a worthless mistake! What the hell did I tell you about breaking things?! Who the fuck do you think you are?! AND THIS IS DEFINETILY YOUR FAULT FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO MY CHANNEL YOU BRAINDEAD PATHETIC DICK! [Stops punching Jeffy]
Jeffy: NO!
Mario: (Grabs a dragon scaled belt with a gold buckle saying “OOF”) Ho, Ho, Ho! I got a more powerful belt!
BFG Division Plays as Mario starts striking Jeffy with the belt.
Mario: [As he is whipping Jeffy with his dragon belt] JUST WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU BASTARD?! I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO CAUSE TROUBLE BUT, DO YOU LISTEN?! NO!! YOU NEVER EVER LISTEN!!! I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU!!! STOP BEING A DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW! [Stops striking Jeffy with the dragon belt] Do you hear me?! Do you hear me, Jeffy?!
Jeffy: (growling) SUCK MY COCK!!!
Mario punches Jeffy's mouth with each word
Mario: YOU DO NOT USE THAT TONE YOU MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN RETARD!!!!!!! SO NOW, GET THE FUCK TO YOUR ROOM AND NEVER COME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! DON'T COME OUT, AND GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT!!!!!"
Jeffy: (Depressed) Why, Daddy.
Mario: GO! NOW!! PILE OF SHIT!!!
Jeffy: FINE BITCH! I AM FUCKING OUT OF HERE!
(Jeffy runs out of the living room sobbing as the music fades.)
Mario: Yeah! You better run coward! (to himself) That's some good whopping. [Puts down the dragon belt on the couch while happily saying "Heh heh!" the same way Black Yoshi does] I need to give myself a pat on the back.
The Roof
A thud is heard from the roof.
Mario: Now What?
Jeffy is seen with a ladder
Mario: JEFFY!!! (Jeffy looks up at Mario on the roof.)
Mario: Bring that ladder back to me right now!
(Jeffy angrily throws the ladder.)
Jeffy: FUCK NO!
Mario: I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT, JEFFERSON! You are going to stay in your room and you are going to think about what you did!
Jeffy: Never! You’re not the boss of me!
Mario: Correction: YOU are not the boss of ME! BRING THAT LADDER BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I MAKE YOU SUFFER!
Jeffy: I AM The boss of you!
(Jeffy walks inside)
Mario: What are you doing?! (Jeffy Is Ignoring Mario) I AM TALKING TO YOU, JEFFY! (Whistles) YOU'RE NOT MY ADOPTED SON, YOU'RE A FAKE AND A FRUAD!
(Jeffy walks outside and has Mario’s hat, then he’s about to rip it apart)
Mario: Do not rip apart the hat! JEFFY, I SWEAR TO JESUS CHRIST! IF YOU RIP APART THAT HAT I’M GONNA KILL YOU!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Jeffy: Say goodbye to your hat retard.
Mario: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
(Mario rushes towards Jeffy. But, he pushes Mario off the ladder and the roof and gets hurt.)
Jeffy: How do you like them apples Daddy? That'll teach you not to screw with me you DIRTY DICK!
Mario grabs the ladder and climbs back but jeffy tips him of but he leaps off the ladder and climbs up the chimney from the outside
Mario: (Charges) I didn’t hear a bell!
Mario grabs the bell jeffy was about to touch and slams it on his nose causing it to bleed
Mario: YOU. GET YOUR FUCKING ASS. BACK IN THE HOUSE. RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW!
The Living Room Again
Jeffy: Okay Daddy, Now This is Getting out of hand...
Mario: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT I AM HIGH?! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO’S HIGH ON ACID! AND CRACK TOO!!!!!!
Jeffy: [Angrily] THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS MEAN AND ABUSIVE TO ME!!! ESPICALLY THE TIME WHERE YOU RAPED ME!!! AND ESPICALLY WHIPPING ME WITH YOUR BELTS!!!
Mario: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING EVER SINCE YOU SHOWED UP!!! YOU BETTER GET TO YOUR ROOM THE MOMENT I TURN MY BACK ON YOU AND THE MOMENT I COUNT TO THREE OF DEATH! AND IF I TURN BACK AROUND THE MOMENT I COUNT TO THREE OF DEATH TO SEE THAT YOU ARE NOT IN YOUR ROOM, YOU CAN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE! AND YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!!! One of death! Two of death!
Jeffy runs off screaming and Mario picks his dragon belt up off the couch and The Spetsnaz Victory Theme plays as Mario is chasing Jeffy with the dragon belt.
Jeffy: NO, DADDY! I DID NOT DO ANYTHING! NOT MR. DRAGON AGAIN!
Mario: YOU GET BACK HERE, JEFFY! YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!
Mario begins whipping Jeffy with the dragon belt and starts beating him with his fist afterwards.
Mario: FOR YOUR CONCERN, YOU’VE BEEN RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE AND CHANNEL LONG ENOUGH! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MOST DENSELY DECEIVING JACKASS I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ANY MINUTE NOW IF YOU KEEP IT UP!
Jeffy: (angrily) DADDY! WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY IN MY ROOM?!
Mario: BECAUSE YOU RIPPED APART MY HAT DUMBSHIT!!! THAT'S WHY!!!
Jeffy: I Bet you like to stick your finger up in your anus!
Mario: Jeffy, Knock it off!
Jeffy: (rolls his eyes) Ooooooooohhhhhhh mmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy gggggooooooooooddddddd. I do not want to hear your shit today.
Mario: DON’T YOU GIVE ME SHIT!
Jeffy: SUCK MY ASS!
Mario: NO! YOU FUCKING SUCK MY GODDAMN ASS, BITCH!
(Mario punches jeffy in the throat.)
Jeffy (choking): At least I smacked hoes.
Mario: [Mocking tone] ‘At least I smacked hoes.’ [Normal voice] NO!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! (He chucks jeffy into the closet) You are gonna stay in your room closet until you die! And I swear to god if I see you leaving your room closet even once, you'll have a sneak peek of all 10 hells before you die! Got it?!
Jeffy: (Cracked Voice) YES!
Mario: YOU ARE THE WORTHLESS PUSSY I'VE EVER ENTERCOUNTED. ESPECIALLY THROWING STUFF OFF THE BALCONY. AND THROWING SHIT IN THE LAKE. YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROUNDED FOR DISTURBING OUR PEACE OF THE CHANNEL. SO YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT.
[The door slams and Mario locks it]
Mario: What a wuss!
(The scene cuts to the living room again, Mario sits on the couch.)
Mario: Pff! So, what if I’m being too hard on Jeffy? He deserved it after all the rampages, screaming and horrible things he did like throwing the TV and two boomboxes in the lake.
Jeffy: (off-screen) Hey Daddy, Real quick. If there’s a flashlight in here, I’ll check to see if there’s any lotion and tissues in here.
Mario: (to himself) If he fucks one more Cheerios box, he’s dead!
Jeffy: Hey Daddy. Where is the light switch at? No wait, there it is, Never mind. I’m definitely not holding a folder right now that has a section of Autumn Falls in it.
(Mario Gets off the couch.)
Mario: Oh, That does it.
Jeffy: Rub (x20)
(Mario sneaks into Jeffy’s room)
Jeffy: AAAAAAHHH! That was even better than last time!
(Mario unlocks the closet door)
Mario: Before you speak, I, Mario Mario... I HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO HEAR FROM YOUR HI JINXING BULLSHIT!! If you’re not gonna learn to shut your mouth, then you’re gonna have to learn how!
Jeffy: Come on, Daddy! I’ve learned my lesson! But this won’t involve ripping my lips off, will it?!
Mario: NO. NEVER!!! (Evil Laughing).
The Punishment
(Mario is forcing Jeffy to write "I am a retard" a 1000 times on every paper.)
Mario: (Angry) Keep writing!
Jeffy: I am!
Mario: That's right.
Jeffy: This will involve capitalizing right?
Mario: That's a fact.
Jeffy: Daddy, My left one hurts like hell!
Mario: You should switch to your right stay here and write more! And don't you ever do anything until you're done!
Jeffy: I only did half!
Mario: Then you have 500 left. (Mario is taking away Jeffy's phone from behind) NOW YOU LOST YOUR PHONE FOREVER.
Jeffy: Do You Ever Shut up, Daddy?
Mario: I don't know! DO YOU?!
Mario Draws An Uno Reverse Card For What Jeffy Just Said.
Jeffy: FINE!! (Becomes suprised) What the hell happened?
Mario: I want a yes, sir.
Jeffy: Yes, sir... Dick Face!
Mario punches Jeffy in the crotch, breaking it
Mario: YOU DO NOT USE THAT VOICE YOU F*CKING F*GG*T. JUST FUCKING BEHAVE YOU MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN PUDDLE OF PISS!
Jeffy (Cracked Voiced): FINE! I'LL JUST FINISH THE 500, ON MICROSOFT WORD!
(Mario slams the door)
A Prank Gone Wrong
(As Mario leaves, Junior and Joseph both appear from the drawer)
Jeffy has a great idea.
Benny Goodman’s Sing, Sing, Sing plays as the scene cuts to a scene of Junior, Joseph, and Jeffy destroying every object in every room, even breakable ones like plates and windows and Bowser's Charleyyy and Friends collection and Mario's Nintendo Switch. The music stops When Mario, Chef Pee Pee, and Bowser come home to see this. When the three do so, they are VERY, VERY ANGRY. Earthy Crust starts playing.
Mario: [To the boys] YOU BASTARDS DESTROYED EVERY ROOM I HAD!
Bowser: [To the boys] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU EVEN DESTROYED MY CHARLEYYY AND FRIENDS COLLECTION!
Chef Pee Pee: [To the boys] YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASSES BEATEN AND WHOOPED NOW!
Jeffy: [Whimpers loudly] You reminded me when they will come home?! Right?!
Joseph: [Horrified] I THOUGHT YOU DID!
(Chef Pee Pee and Bowser begin beating Junior and Joseph up violently while angrily screaming at them as Earthy Crust is still playing)
Chef Pee Pee: JUNIOR AND JOSEPH, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE MESSES IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE?!
Bowser: ARE YOU GONNA GET US EVICTED JUST LIKE HOW WE GOT KICKED OUT OF OUR APARTMENT?!
Junior: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! STOP HITTING ME!!!
Joseph: HAVE MERCY!!! OW!!! OW!!! OW!!! SHIT!!! HAVE MERCY!!!
Bowser: MERCY MY ASS!
(Chef Pee Pee and Bowser both start whipping Junior and Joseph with red and green striped Gucci belts afterwards all the way to Bowser's room.)
The Worst Punishment
Mario: Well, Well, Well! Jefferson Francois, you destroyed my channel LONG enough! I'M SO ANGRY AT YOU! First, I'm gonna break every bone in your body! And then I'm gonna hulk smash you with a bat!
Jeffy: (scared as hell) Daddy! You're scaring the hell out of me!
Mario: So, You're scared huh? Next, I'm gonna rip and tear your balls out of your crotch with a katana!
Jeffy: (Cracked Voice): A KATANA?!
Mario: Exactly! And you wanna know what I'm gonna do next?!
Jeffy: No!
Mario: I'm gonna steal every chromosome inside your anatomy and you're gonna get arrested by the FBI and I'm gonna feel really good about myself and never show remorse!
Jeffy: JESUS CHRIST!!!! (terrified) Come on, Daddy. Give me a reason why you hate me despite you adopting me for hundreds of dollars.
Mario: How about I give you a hundred reasons why I hate you! Let me explain.
(The time card reads "2 Hours Later" while Mario explains why he hates Jeffy.)
Mario: (yelling) I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOTIC BRAT! All you do is complain, swear at me, ask me if i'm high, throw stuff in the water, throw tantrums, break stuff, play Fortnite and only Fortnite 24/7, assault the innocent, committed sexual harassment, attack them and ruin my life and my channel like everyone else does to me! I'm getting tired of your pathetic behavior and all you do is call me a faggot and get me arrested! As for the lottery ticket I wanna run away from this house and get away from you! But that's okay I will get another lottery ticket later and I won't share the money with you!
Jeffy: But your fans need you!
Mario: It was said that we would get with the program, not resist it! Bring balance to the channel... not leave it in darkness! I HATE YOU! You replaced my friends! I'm not the annoying jerk! YOU ARE! And the reason I hate you the most, Jeffy, is because of you! Now why would any mother in the omniverse ever create a worthless excuse of a mistake like you?! Why would she create you just to torture me?! She may be in jail or dead, I don’t give a flying fuck! But, you will join her! You're just a Counterpart of Caillou! Any last requests before I call the cops?!
Jeffy: DON'T CALL ME A COUNTERPART OF CAILLOU!! I Said, (Darkening) I’M REALLY, REALLY SORRY!!
Mario: Somehow, I don’t see the forgiving happening.
Jeffy: But come on, I apologized!
Mario: Never. I'm not gonna accept it ever again. I'm telling the police NO MATTER WHAT!
(Jeffy screams in horror and faints)
Mario: First... I have to bust a nut. Don't leave me, Stay where you are. (whip cracks when we get a closeup on his eyes) I'll be back. (Laughs in stewie as he skaddles off)
After Nutting..
(Mario uses the house phone to call the police.)
Mario: Hello, Police? Yes. It's me. I found out who caused that drone to go into the turbine.
The Court Session
Later in court...
The court music starts playing.
Brooklyn T. Guy: Calling the courtroom to attention the case "Mario and Luigi and the Mohegan Circle vs Jefferson François." The honorable Judge Goodman presiding.
Judge Goodman slams his gavel a few times on the podium, signaling the session has started.
Judge Goodman: Court is now in session! We have the main subject, Jefferson Francois! Rosalina is his defender and Mario is his opponent! Will the suspect please take the stand?
Jeffy: I plead myself not guilty! I've done nothing wrong! Get this! Many times he fucked my ass! I told you he intruded my house, stabbed a pumpkin and A plane killed my drone!
Rosalina: He's telling the truth, judge! Just let him go!
Judge Goodman: [Bangs gavel twice] Overruled! Anyways, Mario! Your explanations!
Mario: Well, I've told Jeffy to be a good boy, but he keeps disrespecting me and won’t even pay attention! First, he and Rosalina got me framed for ‘rape’ just because I spanked Jeffy! And Then, he locked me out of the house for not giving him chocolate cake and most of all, after his mother, Nancy was taken to prison and Jeffy promised to be a good boy if I adopted him! But I thought he keep his promise but NO! Trusting him was a mistake! I’ll tell everyone in the room right now that jeffy’s absolutely positively untrustworthy, Said The Word Faggot like on repeat which he lied about raping, Threw Black Yoshi’s XBOX Of a 3 Story Balcony, Wasted Food While I’m Not Looking, And Worst Of All, He Locked Me Out Of The House! But what's even worse then all that is He turned Our channel into an unwatchable shitshow that only dense people would watch!
Judge Goodman: Anyone else? Do you all have explanations?
Richard: Yes! He wrecked my Lamborghini and black keying your Black Tesla and Making Mario crash into one of your cars!
Bully Bill: He kept beating me up at school! But, I was supposed to do the beating!
Jackie Chu: He told me to eat his ass just because I told everyone to do homework on the first day of school!
Shrek: He and donkey junior both ate my cheesecake And stole my spotlight!
Chef Pee Pee: He just screws around with throwing bullshit like yeeting milk at the kitchen and the gas station!
Tony: He kept stealing my spotlight and make me look non existent on the channel!
Woody: He stole mine as well!
Luigi: He deceived my own brother, committed mass identity theft on everyone in the Mohegan circle and spreading his lies like a wildfire, Jeffy is the true one who is high! He enjoys tormenting my brother! I used to think he'd be a decent addition to our channel, but now he's just a Scrappy Doo, Brie Larson, Star Butterfly And Godzooky in one body who enjoys abusing MY BROTHER!!! Even disciplining him with belts, and a dragon belt in which parents need to beat their fucking kids to downsize their kids' retardation and stupidity! Me and the boys has JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH JEFFY!!! Therefore, he's really dense who would always complain about EVERYTHING including not getting what he wants! Besides, he would always throw his plate of green beans while shouting how much he hates them for nearly 5 years, In other words, Jeffy is considered guilty!
Jury (in agreement): They do have a point.
Jeffy: [Explodes in anger at the jury] NO THE FUCK THEY DON'T RETARDED JURY!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
The Jury flips off jeffy
Jeffy hollers but judge goodman bangs the gavel to silence him
Judge Goodman: What do you have to say, Rosalina?
Rosalina: I a hundred percent disagree with Luigi. My husband is a fanatic on child abuse and he was Just wants to tear our family apart! [Turns to Mario] WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO JEFFY?! [Rosalina tackles Mario and angrily snarls and begins to beat Mario up but Mario punches her unconsciously
Judge Goodman: Get her out of my courtroom.
The guards remove the unconscious Rosalina from the courtroom.
Jeffy: I'd like to take this moment to say... Daddy is SKY HIGH to my world. I tried to stop him, but would he listen to me? Hell to the no! I’m beginning to think that we’re better off without him. You know that?
The Jury: (Gasps) He‘s lying!
Jeffy: [Explodes in anger at the jury again] I ORDER YOU JURY TO SHUT UP!!!! I AM NOT LYING!!!! MR. I AM SO FUCKING HIGH IS THE ONE WHO IS LYING!!!! OBEY ME!!
Judge Goodman: (Bangs gavel) QUIET! Mario.
Mario: Thank you your honor, here is the misery that my so called son has caused.
Mario turns on the projector with slides of Jeffy torturing Mario in previous episodes.
Judge Goodman: Dear God... He's right, we’ve been living under a lie! I’ve made my decision.
Judge Goodman points at the people
Judge Goodman: is Jeffy guilty or innocent?
Mario: Fuck that cunt.
Luigi: Put him out of his misery!
Bully Bill: Kill that shithead!
Richard: End his free trial of life!
Jackie Chu: He dumb, he dense as hell!
Shrek: If he comes back, he will eat my shit!
Chef Pee Pee: Let him suffer!
Tony: He owes me all those screentimes he hogged up!
Woody: Do us all a favor and put him down!
Judge Goodman: Jefferson François, The council has found you- wait a minute, what about the other four?
Reveals Junior, Joseph, Cody and Toad
Toad: We're just here to watch jeffy get kicked out of town.
Judge Goodman: Right. Anyway, The council has found you GUILTY!
Judge Goodman Gives a thumbs down
Judge Goodman: You are Guilty For making the channel, SuperMarioLogan into your image, framing Mario for various crimes and sending a flying drone into a plane's turbine, I sentence you to die by the fukouna shoujo 3 chair by the jury of your fears along with Bubbles! Take him away guards.
Mario and Luigi: Yes! Yes! He's guilty! Yes! Hallelujah!
Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, Jeffy, you're coming with me.
Jeffy: (To the guards) YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!?!?! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I LEAVE THIS COURTHOUSE!!!!
Brooklyn T. Guy: You have the right to remain silent.
The cops grab Jeffy and drag him away, but Mario rushes towards jeffy for one last moment together.
Mario: (Leaps) ENJOY YOUR LIFE (Goes for the crotch and kneecaps) WITH YOUR OLD MOTHER AND HITLER IN HELL!!!!!!!! (Punches and Kicks jeffy's cock, balls and kneecaps all at once. A fate worse than death, it's very effective and it sends Jeffy to screaming and Mario nick flips his jaw)
The cops grab Jeffy and drag him away, for real this time.
Judge Goodman: [Bangs gavel twice] Court Adjourned!
Black Yoshi: I wonders what they goin' do to him
The Execution (Black Yoshi's Thought)
Jeffy: (resisting the cops from putting him in the execution room) LET ME GO!!!! I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS!!!! I FUCKING WON'T LET YOU DO THIS!!!!
Brooklyn T. Guy: (angry over Jeffy's loud whining) SILENCE!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT. YOUR'E GOING TO DIE AND THAT'S FINAL!! THIS IS THE CONSEQUNCE YOU'RE GONNA GET!! NOW GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOU SICK BASTARD!!
Jeffy was still whining like a baby with Simmons and Brooklyn T. Guy having a lot of trouble getting him in the fukouna shoujo. After a couple attempts, Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons throw Jeffy right on the seat. But the Fukouna Shoujo turns out to be the electric chair.
Simmons: Any last words?
Jeffy: IIIII''''MMMM SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! YOOOOOUU NEEEEEED MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Brooklyn T. Guy: (Disgusted) Get him outta here!
Simmons: Now die and go to hell.
Brooklyn T. Guy pulls the lever, and the electric chair is charged. the electricity is on high voltage and the bullets fly as the electric helmet fries Jeffy‘s head and then, Jeffy screams the most loudest scream yet as the chair burns jeffy from his hands to his feet and his head arms feet hands and legs are burned to ashes. As the chair cooks Jeffy's head so much, his pitch glitches and goes higher and higher and higher and his body glitches as well and until, all of a sudden, his body went KA-BOOM exploding bloods and guts everywhere.
(Cuts to a conference room)
Brooklyn Guy: Ladies and gentleman, we got 'im.
Simmons brings out jeffy's skull as everyone cheers
Back to reality
Black Yoshi: Yeah that's better happen to dat bitch
Confrontation
Rosalina: YOU DIRTY BASTARD! YOU ARRESTED MY SWEET BOY! Come on, Mario! You're better than this! Jeffy was just suffering a mental breakdown!
Mario: ME?! NO!! FIRST, YOU HAD BEEN GONE SINCE 2018, AND NOW THIS?!?! ALL YOU DO IS CARE ABOUT JEFFY!!!
Luigi: Why would you turn on your own husband?! You’ve been married to Mario for 3 years you fucking cuck!
Rosalina: (punches Luigi viciously) SHUT UP!!!!
Luigi: (Breaks Rosalina’s fists) NO, YOU SHUT UP!
Mario: Jeffy doesn't have a mental breakdown! I’ll have you know that Jeffy was trying to ruin my life! He deserves to be locked in prison for a long time! If you love Jeffy so much, why don't you just marry him?!
Rosalina: I’m not a pedophile, thank you very much!
Luigi: Bruh, You have got to be one of the most stupidest mothers on earth! You and Jeffy brought those times on yourselves. Jeffy is just a joke! I have never seen such a densest parent in the omniverse (Like Peter and Lois Griffin because they’re dense AF)!
Mario: Exactly!
Rosalina: (angry) OH! HERE’S A NEWS FLASH! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A PUNCHING BAG! WE HAVE NO MORE USE FOR BATTLING AND EXPLORING! ADVENTURING AND DISCIPLINE ARE NOW FORBIDDEN AND CONSEQUENCES AREN’T NEEDED FOR OUR ACTIONS! IN FACT, YOU DESERVE TO HAVE SOCIETY TO BETRAY YOU SO BAD BECAUSE OF HOW YOU TREAT MY JEFFY!!! (begins to mock Mario) I'M MARIO!!! JEFFY IS JUST A LITTLE DICKHOLE!!!! I'LL JUST BEAT HIM UP, WHIP HIM WITH EXTENSION CORDS OR BELTS, AND TORTURE HIM ALL THE TIME!!!!
Luigi: This isn't what the channel's about!
Mario: I agree with Luigi! And what do you mean we have no more use for adventures?!
Rosalina: The world isn’t really your oyster like it used to be And lastly YOU’RE JUST A DOWN TO EARTH PERSON WHOSE BETRAYED FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG! Let’s post the videos before we get sued for everything! Think about getting sued for everything retarded and child abusing bitch! It would make things so much worse! You sure are very worthless for absolutely nothing wrong!
Mario: I for one recommend Newgrounds! Why don’t we use that?!
Luigi: He's Right! But, It's like YouTube but is for adults-
Rosalina: (Interrupts Luigi) We were born on YouTube and we’ll die on YouTube!
Luigi: It's time for us to take a left turn!
Mario: Oh! I’m sorry! It’s that you’re just jealous because we used YouTube for a long time! But, we are no longer safe here! It's all Jeffy fault our videos got age restricted! Our chance of being a better channel on a different site! A site that isn't infested with stupid unbeaten kids!
Rosalina: What The Fuck Are You Talking About?! YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP LATER! REHASHES CAN GIVE YOU HAPPINESS, RECYCLING PLOTS CAN FIND YOU FRIENDS AND FILLER WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! WE’RE ABSOLUTELY NOT MOVING TO DAILYMATION OR VIMEO NOT EVEN VIDLII, YOUTUBE’S THE ONLY PLACE FOR US! AND IF YOU THINK THE COPYRIGHTS ARE COMING FOR US THEN WE’LL JUST MAKE FAMILY FRIENDLY VIDEOS UNTIL IT BLOWS OVER!!!
Luigi: (Shouts at Rosalina) STOP LYING! SHREK LOCKED JEFFY IN THE BATHROOM AND PUNCHED HIM FOR EATING HIS CHEESECAKE ALONG WITH JUNIOR AND MARIO, BOWSER AND CHEF PEEPEE BEATS HIM ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF THE BEHAVIOR!!! The better idea is to transfer the data to Newgrounds! We're adults, We don't need family friendly videos!
Mario: He's right! WE ARE GROWN PEOPLE!!! There’s No More Quality because of you! The only way left to quality is to give what the fans want and to finish everything we've started and to bring back the originals and this time there will be no kiddie crap!
Rosalina: We ARE making quality! Fuck The Past! We’re better off with movies and shorts! And originals are useless! We have to stick with modern times!
Mario: (screaming in intense anger) MODERN TIMES?!?!?!?! That's the last straw, leave!
Rosalina: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! (kicks Mario right off of her) I'M VERY SICK OF YOU GETTING RID OF JEFFY! I WANT A DIVORCE!
Mario: Oh, then why didn't you say that in the first place? After all, I signed the papers early with your name on them
Rosalina: I-...Oh yeah, I forgot, there's the divorce method. But EEEEEEEENOOOUGGH MMMMMMY.... FUUUUUCKING.... ASSSSSS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, MARIO?! I HATE YOU AND YOU BOTH WERE HIGH ALL ALONG!
Both: Just sign the paper!
Rosalina: Yeah (X2) I'll sign the thing. (She signs the paper) Anyway YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!
Black Yoshi: Oh. Never Mind.
(As the episodes ends, We made it by drake and soulja boy starts playing in the credits.)
SML QUESTION
Are you happy that Jeffy is gone for good?
Funniest Comment will win a video game.