Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-30571467-20190817223029/@comment-31233271-20190823034631

To All: What would your Reactions if you Watch a movie with this being in it

the main character is named Story. She's an ancient creature called a Narf. With Paul Giamatti carrying an anorexic Julia Roberts to their honeymoon suite, while she wants the pool to pull her finger, just before a steroid chia-pet eats them alive. With He was underwater, now he's not... Now he's back underwater, now he's not... Now he's out of the water, he slips, he goes back into the water, tries to get out, says 'naaah'... And he's suddenly in his room. With the main person in control playing as a writer with his writing is going to change the world and give inspiration - I shit you not - to the future president. With him supposed to acting like a child but he acting more of a person like they're jerking off sideways, while peeing like a dog and we’re giving three lobotomy’s in maple syrup. Next more people with a crosswords Guy using a crossword puzzle to predict the future in front of a naked woman who's been kidnapped by the Sideways guy. Afterwards they decide to throw a party to distract the Scrunt. Next A little boy, with incredible detail, is predicting the future of an ancient civilization... by staring at cereal boxes. Lastly the eagle picks her up and the Movie ends

I’m not kidding.