Endless Shortest of Shorts Volume 5

Endless Shortest Of Shorts Volume 5

Short: Road Trip

Characters

Endless

Culdee

RH

RH: Ok are we nearing the gas station I getting thirsty

Endless: I rarely get thirsty except for vengeance and a good DC movie

Culdee: Look we here and I know Pizza,Chicken Wings,And Pizza

RH: What Water

Culdee: Smart Water

Endless: That Ironic cause the SFU people are dumbasses

RH: Shut Up Endless.

Culdee: Anything else

Endless: Well I have a portable DVD player so I seeing if they have a movie that I want to see

RH: Also Where Are we going again

Culdee: The Rocky Mountains!

Endless: I heard in that place instead of buffalo chips it’s a animal balls

RH: Endless do we need to get you fix…

Endless: Nope!

Short: Look at what you made me do

Characters

Tako

Murder Man

Tako got a phone call

Tako: Murder Man!

Murder Man: Yes I plan a dastardly plan that will destroy us all!

Tako: Well I can do this by my own (Hopefully)

Tako rushes to Murder Man base

Tako: Here we are And need to open this!

Tako rams into and it opens the door to reveal…

Murder Man: You have sneaked into my trap!

A heater goes off near Tako but he knock it out of his reach

Tako: Seriously

Murder Man: Look at you made do now I have to kill you but now your tentacles remind me of…

Tako: This is stupid.

Murder Man: Tentacle Hentai

Tako: Ok that was supposed to d–

Tako get hit by Meggy whom was a blur

Murder Man: Yes I succeed and I should have move–

Murder Man get hit by Tako and he sent out of his base to a bomb omb

Bomb omb: Oh now a threat!

The bomb blows up

Short: Zero to Nero

Characters

Jaune

Jason

We cut to a building

Jason: So this is your ideal

Jaune: Yes while I can sympathize on your attempts of trying to be a hero but your have to be my enemy

Jason: Yeah It has to be this way

Jaune And Jason look at each other draw out swords and rush at each other

Short: Arrival

Characters

Ami

Yumi

A bus stops at the sign saying  Welcame tœ Pensacola

Ami: Ah we here at Pensacola can’t wait to perform

Yumi: Yeah also I heard this might be the worst place to live in but who care just some attempted murders and having our stuff stolen. Anyways can’t we get to the freakin Arc already!

Short: Nugget Contest Gone Wrong!

Characters

Shrek

Radish

Tari

We see both of the two eating chicken nuggets

Tari: Time And Radish Wins!

Shrek: BULLSHIT!

Shrek Beats Up Radish Who Beats Him Up And Both go at it with Shrek flipping tables and Radish throwing the customers at Shrek

Tari: This is why I didn’t want to be here

Short: Red Vs Blue

Characters

Red Yoshi

Cody

Blue Yoshi

Charmander

We are in Sportster

Blue Yoshi: We say that Blueberries are better than Cherries

Cody: Yeah

Red Yoshi: No Cherries are better!

Charmander: YES!

Blue Yoshi transform into Blue Demon

Blue Demon: NO THEY AREN’T

Red Yoshi turns into Red Demon

Red Demon: YES THEY ARE!

The two ram at each other destroying the jukebox,TV’s,And Joseph

Cody: This Doesn't justify the end of the debate

Charmander: Agreed

Short: Cyan Yoshi And Joshua Talk to their agent

Characters

Endless

Joshua

Cyan Yoshi

Joshua: Ok Endless any new shorts to appear

Endless: Well one but it need to be later our budget for the short or more of a movie

Cyan Yoshi: Wait Wait Wait Movie

Endless: Yes cause I got a Idea ok

Joshua: What idea?

Cyan Yoshi: Yeah What Idea no way we agreeing to be in a parody of Shazam!

Endless: Look I didn’t see Shazam now

Cyan Yoshi: What is the Movie

Endless: Well remember Family Guy Road to Series

Joshua: It’s a parody of one of the episodes

Endless: No it the whole series

Cyan Yoshi: Wait What all of them that like 12 hours in total at the least! And you expect us to be able to that in a single chapter your high on cocaine aren’t you

Endless: Come on we can agree to this plus the short won’t be coming out till way later ok so just keep your chill while I should not say that because you have your chill and I just rambling at this point

Joshua: Yep But I On it

Cyan Yoshi: Me two but if I don’t like the script I’m done

Endless: Phew glad we could agree

Endless shake hands with the two and the two go off

Endless: That was difficult and it wasn’t even the hardest negotiation today!

The End