The Purge! (SFU Story)

The Purge SFU Story or SFU Edition is a short chapter story created by CuldeeFell13.

CHAPTER ONE - 7PM
SYPNOSIS - The anual purge is about to begin. Culdee is driving to his house seeing how everyones doing.

Pensacola Florida. 2019. Violence is a crime to the city. Everyone who does it gets arrested.. with one exception.

(It shows camera footage of the purges from 2016-2018 showing camera feeds of a bunch of deaths on screen such as people getting shot, beat to death and corpses everywhere. The screen goes black)

...

(It starts off with Culdee in his car driving off. The radio is also turned on)

Announcer: Also breaking news. The 2nd anual purge is about to begin tonight. Many people are securing and preparing for this once in a while event. If you are one of those people with high tech security, then you lucky bastard! If your a dirty homeless pig, then your f***ed. And now for the weather-

(Culdee then switches to another channel)

Announcer: Hello and welcome to purge plans where we talk to citizens about all their purge plans. First up is Johnathan Wallace from nothern virgina. What's your purge plan?

Caller: (Angered) I'm gonna hunt down my boss. The son of a b***h has it coming.

Announcer: That's good to hear!

(Culdee then turns off the radio and parks next to his house. He walks inside. He sees RH and a bunch of other SFU characters)

RH: Hey Culdee!

Culdee: Hey Rh! I see you and the others came for my invintation!

Rh: Yep! I brought characters like Frida, Sunny, Parappa, Katy, Fellet, Matt Major, Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Dave Miller, Crystal, Paula, MarioFan, Endless, Izuru, Meggy, Tari, Skulldozer and Boko!

Culdee: Neat!

Boko: So why are we all here again?

Endless: Is this a party or something?

Culdee: You guys will find out soon.

Sunny: Uh okay?

Culdee: Anyways, I'm gonna go upstairs!

(Culdee goes upstairs)

Buckaroo: So what now?

Azaz: Well i'm feeling thirsty.

AsphaltianOof: I think the kitchen's that way!

Buckaroo: Well lets go!

(The three head to the kitchen)

Frida: Well i'm gonna go find a place to rest. I had a long day today!

Sunny: Alright!

(Frida leaves)

MarioFan: So what do we do?

Rh: Guess we can explore the house.

Endless: Sure. Who knows what Culdee's lying around here!

(The users leave. It switches to upstairs Culdee is seen in his room he picks up a phone and calls someone)

Culdee: Hello? Max?

(Inaudible Talking is heard)

Culdee: Okay. So how long till the next purge?

(More talking)

Culdee: A while. Okay. Once that happens i'm gonna call everyone about it. Also how is project JJ coming along?

(Talking)

Culdee: Okay. Good! I'll talk to you soon! Bye.

(Culdee lowers his phone. He leaves. He then sees a Shadow Freddy plush holding an axe)

Culdee: Lil Fred. How many times do I have to tell you? Don't use weapons until lockdown. Give me that.

(Culdee grabs the axe from Lil Fred and walks off. It then switches to the kitchen. Bucky is seen looking in the fridge while Azaz and Asp are on the table)

Azaz: Hey Bucky! Can you get me a glass of malk?

Buckaroo: We don't have any malk but I can get you some milk!

AsphaltianOof: Thats what he just said.

Azaz: Yeah I just want malk.

Buckaroo: No your saying it wrong your saying MALK like it's a disease.

(Asp laughs)

AspaltianOof: How do you say it?

Buckaroo: I'm saying it like everyone oughta say it. Milk. M I L K.

AspaltianOof: Right. Like 2%.

Azaz: Right whole malk.

Buckaroo: No no no say milkshake.

Azaz: Milkshake.

Buckaroo: Okay now say milk.

Azaz: Malk.

(Bucky gets a not amused face while Asp and Azaz snicker. Meanwhile Rh is seen walking around. He then walks into a room)

Rh: Woah.

(Rh then sees lots of file cabinets)

Rh: Hmm?

(Rh then sees a blueprint on the floor)

Rh: Huh?

(Rh then looks at it. Rh reaches for the blueprint only for a siren to startle him)

Rh: What the?!

Sunny: Guys! Take a look at this!

(Everyone except Frida runs down to the living room. The news is turned on)

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! The 4rd anual purge is about to commence. That means all crime inclduing murder will be legal for twelve hours.

Izuru: Wait. THE PURGE!?

Endless: Oh s*** I forgot about this!

Boko: Wait. So is this why Culdee invited us? JUST TO KILL US!?

MarioFan: No. I think he brought us so we can be safe.

Parappa: But we're safe at our homes!

Goodman: And now for our emergency broadcast system!

TV Lady (Voice): Emergency Broadcast System. This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. And for the first time since it s inception, no one has been granted special immunity from the Purge. No citizen or group will be exempt. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.

(A siren then turns on)

Goodman: Alright everyone. The purge has officialy begun. May god be with us all-

(Goodman then gets shot in the head. Black Yoshi comes up)

Black Yoshi: OH FOLK! FIRST KILL OF THE PURGE AGAIN I'M ON A ROLL!

(Black Yoshi runs off laughing)

Matt Major: The purge!?

Buckaroo: OH CRAP!

Sunny: What's a purge?

Crystal: Yeah. We didn't have whatever that was on greenhouse!

Parappa: Oh dear. (To Sunny and Crystal) The purge is a holiday that happens once a year. On that day, people get to commit any crimes they want inclduing murder!

Sunny: WHAT?!

Crystal: Damn!

Dave Miller: Well we best all be careful and try not to get killed.

(Ausar the Vile and The Dog are seen at the window)

The Dog: Oh dear god! I can't believe the purge is happening already!

Ausar: So all crime including murder is legal. I must make sure my Crystal doesn't get murdered.

The Dog: What about me!? I'm your friend too remember.

Ausar: (plaintivley) Oh yeah. Can't forget about you.

The Dog: So what now?!

Ausar: Well with the purge we can be able to do what we want and kill anyone we want.

The Dog: So wait. Does that mean I can kill Dewey and Sureshot!?

Ausar: Of course.

The Dog: WOOOWIE! I'M ON A ROLL TODAY-

(Suddenly Dog gets shot in the head)

Ausar: OH S***!

(He falls to the ground dead. SML Wario and SML Waluigi are seen on a truck with Wario holding a gun)

SML Wario: WAHAHAHA! SHOULD HAVE STAYED SILENT!

(The two laugh as they drive off)

Ausar: S***. I gotta hide!

(Ausar runs off)

Rh: What now!?

Boko: Well basically what I think is-

Matt Major: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

(Everyone panics except Culdee)

Culdee: Okay calm the f*** down alright! I got this!

(Culdee presses a button turning the building into lockdown with metal doors covering the windows, doors and even the fireplace)

Culdee: Now we all should relax. It will be morning in no time!

Rh: I hope so.

(Later Creator and Tobias appear on the screen)

Rh: Huh?

Creator: Also just to let you know, once the purge ends everyone will be revived.

Tobias: Yeah we don't want anymore permanent deaths so... YEET!

Creator: *sigh* Enjoy the purge while you can.

(The TV shuts off)

Izuru: Phew.

Endless: That's a relief.

(Culdee then activates some cameras)

Culdee: Alright. With these cameras, we can be able to watch the city and everyone who dies in it! That will be fun!

Everyone: ...

Culdee: ... You guys don't have purge spirit.

(Suddenly someone is seen banging on the door on a camera)

Meggy: Huh?

MarioFan: Whats that?

(Culdee zooms in closer revealing to be Clementine banging on the door)

Clementine: OPEN UP! PLEASE! I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

Rh: It's Clem!

Dave Miller: We have to let her in.

Culdee: She's going to revive anyway.

(Dave Miller punches Culdee and disarms the secuirity letting Clementine inside)

Culdee: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!?

Dave Miller: Saving our friend!

(Culdee pushes Dave and arms the security again, however Clementine comes inside)

Sunny: Clem!

Crystal: Glad to see your alright!

Clementine: Yeah. Thanks for letting me in.

Rh: Thank Dave. He got Culdee out of the way.

Culdee: UGH! Whatever. It's fine. We only let one person in. No more! If anyone else touches this button, we are throwing hands, or knifes, or guns. IDK! JUST DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTON AGAIN!

Dave Miller: Alright. Jeez.

Rh: U-uh Culdee?

Culdee: What now?!

(Rh points at the camera. A bunch of people wearing smile masks are seen at the front door camera)

Sunny: Who are those guys.

Polite Leader: Hello Culdee. It's so nice to meet you. It's cool how you have alot of high tech security for the purge, however we are not here for you. We are here for the girl that you let in.

Clementine: Those bastards tried to kill me!

Polite Leader: Hand her over to us and we will kill her and leave. If you dont, we will get inside and not only kill her, but kill you aswell. Please let us purge. You have until next hour to hand her to us.

(Polite Leader his henchmen leave)

Endless: Welp. Sorry Clem.

(Endless grabs Clem)

Clementine: HEY!

Dave Miller: LET HER GO!

Endless: DON'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SAVE OUR LIVES?!

Dave Miller: BY TAKING SOMEONE ELSES?!

Endless: IT'S THE F***ING PURGE!

Culdee: Um guys.

Dave Miller: You take her out, i'm taking myself out!

Endless: GOOD! I GUESS THEY HAVE TWO BAITS THEN!

Culdee: Guys!

Dave Miller: I NEVER LIKED YOUR GRAMMAR!

Endless: YOUR VOICE IS ANNOYING-

Culdee: CAN EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*** UP!?

All: ...

Culdee: Thank you. Ahem. Basically there is no possible way they can get in. My security system has to be the best out of all the others.

Clementine: Thanks Culdee!

Endless: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND!? NO! WHAT IF THEY GET IN!?

Culdee: If they get in, we kill them!

Rh: How?

Culdee: I'll show you guys later.

(Culdee leaves)

Rh: Oookay?

(The screen goes black)

CHAPTER TWO - 8PM
SYPNOSIS - After the visit from the polite leader, Culdee and the others try their best to survive!

(Zulzo is seen in his department store)

Zulzo: So the purge can think that it can be able to close my store, HELLS NAW! I'm gonna get all the sales until 7AM!

(A guy in a Foxy the pirate mask comes in holding a shotgun)

Zulzo: Hi sir! Welcome to Zulzo's department store! What ya need-

(The guy shoots Zulzo however he dodges)

Zulzo: D-did you just fire arm at me?

(Zulzo grabs a pistol shoots the guy killing him)

Zulzo: NO FIRE ARMS IN THIS STORE! God.

(It then switches back to the house)

(Culdee and the others are seen in his house)

Culdee: Okay so its been like almost an hour since the guys came but they cant be able to get in so we are f***ing safe!

Rh: Gee I don't know Culdee. I mean they sounded really serious when they said they would get inside.

Endless: Yeah! We could have easily got rid of them if we kicked Clem out of the house!

Culdee: True, but my security is OP so yeah!

(A phone is then ringing)

Culdee: One second!

(Culdee picks it up)

Culdee: Hello?

???: Whats your favourite scary movie-

Culdee: Listen. I already had to deal with this s*** in Endless' tale. Also your movie series is overated so go jump off a f***ing cliff or go have s** with TrashTalker69.

???: .... F*** YOU!

(The guy hangs up)

Parappa: Who was that?

Culdee: A dead franchise.

Parappa: So Freddy Fazbear was on the phone?

(Culdee punches Parappa)

Parappa: OW!

Culdee: DON'T TALK S*** BOUT FNAF!

(Culdee walks off)

Culdee: Now that that's out of the way, we just survive until 7am. No big deal!

Izuru: Hey Culdee!

Culdee: What now Iz?

Izuru: Theres someone at the door!

Culdee: Who is it?

Izuru: The polite leader!

Culdee: ... F***.

(Culdee then looks out the window and sees the polite leader standing there)

Culdee: What do you want Pedo!?

Polite Leader: Hello Culdee. I'm glad you accepted my little invintation.

Culdee: Yeah yeah. What do you want?!

Polite Leader: I was just asking. Where is the girl we wanted?

Culdee: She uhhhhhh. She's a little hard to find. Now this is all just a BIIIIG misunderstanding. You see I love the purge as much as you guys do and my IDIOT purple friend decided to let her in. I support the purge 101% and I will never deny yours or anyone's right to purge. I wou-

Polite Minion: JUST GIVE US THE GIRL YOU LITTLE FU-

(Polite Leader shoots the polite minion in the head)

Polite Leader: Sorry about that. I don't like that kind of behavior. Just keep in mind Mr. Fell... she was my friend. and you are not. Our equipment is arriving soon. It's either her or all of you. And remember, we always find a way inside.

Culdee: Well if it means you'll leave us alone, i'll go get her!

Polite Leader: You should do that.

(Culdee nods and closes the door. The polite leader walks off while some of his minions drag the body of the dead one. Culdee then walks downstairs)

Rh: What did he say?

Culdee: Rh. You might be right. Maybe they can find a way inside!

Sunny: What are you saying?

Culdee: I saw a truck back there. They might use it to break down the door. My security isn't fit for attacks like that! We need to find Clementine!

Dave Miller: No we are not! We're not letting any of our friends die!

Culdee: I'm sorry dave.

Dave Miller: Wha-

(Dave then gets shot in the head by Culdee with a pistol)

Rh: OH MY GOD!

Endless: Damn!

(Culdee then throws dave in a closet and locks it up)

Rh: YOUR F***ING INSANE!

Culdee: SNAP OUT OF IT! He'll come back when this is over. We need to find Clementine!

Rh: ... Okay.

(Culdee and the others look around. Frida is seen in a spare room passed out. Suddenly she wakes up hearing a noise)

Frida: What the?!

(A noise is heard in a closet. Frida opens it and Manny pops out)

Frida: Manny!?

Manny: Oh hey Frida!

Frida: What the hell were you doing in Culdee's closet?

Manny: Oh well I knew that the purge was starting so I decided to hide here just incase robotnik tries to kill me!

Frida: What about scratch and grounder?

Manny: Oh they are taking care of themselves!

(Scratch and Grounder are seen in the basement holding guns)

Grounder: So is this a rifle?

Scratch: It's a sniper you idiot!

Grounder: Oh yeah!

(Back at Culdees)

Frida: Well it's nice to hear they're fine.

Manny: What about RC and the four robot guys.

Frida: Well Volts and the others went to rob the durr burger and I don't know where Robotic Cat went. Something about Female RC. I don't know.

Manny: Oh. Okay!

(Culdee is seen barging into the door)

Frida: Oh hey Culdee!

Culdee: You seen Clementine anywhere- Wait. Where did Manny come from.

Manny: Came from Nunya.

Culdee: What's Nunya?

Manny: Nunya buisness.

Culdee: ... F*** you. Anyways, ima go find her.

(Culdee slams the door and leaves)

Culdee: Im gonna find you Clem!

(Culdee leaves. He looks inside his room)

Culdee: Clems not here. Maybe in the bathrooms- Wait.

(Culdee then notices Lil Fred is gone)

Culdee: Wait. Where did Lil Fred go!?

(Culdee then turns around and sees Clementine pointing a gun to Lil Fred's head)

Clementine: Don't.... move...

Culdee: LIL FRED!

Clementine: I heard your conversation with the polite leader. I am not letting you take me to him! I don't wanna die!

Culdee: You're gonna come back!

Clementine: I don't give a s***! Those people are cray cray! I'm not letting them get to me even if I come back!

Culdee: But he said you were their freinds!

Clementien: Who- WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?

Culdee: Tje polite leader!

Clementine: OH THAT DOES IT! I AM PULLING THE TRIG-

(Clementine gets knocked out by a crowbar. It is revealed to be Rh)

Culdee: Nice work Rh!

Rh: Eh thanks. I guess.

Culdee: Now help me tie her up!

(Culdee and Rh then tie Clem up)

Rh: This is so wrong. This is just so wrong-

Culdee: Don't worry RH! Shes gonna come back!

Rh: But what if she comes back knowing that we are murderers! I'm gonna lose my VB license for sure!

Culdee: You don't even have a VB License!

Rh: Whatever. I'm still not a big fan of this purge thing.

Culdee: Well there are things you have to deal with! Now lets drag this thing out the window!

Rh: Fine.

(Rh and Culdee take a tied knocked out clem to the window. Meanwhile Izuru and a few others are seen downstairs. Izuru is watching stuff on his phone)

TV Guy 1: I can't believe you were scaring my neice!

Ghost TV Guy 2: I wasn't scaring your neice! Your neice, was scared by me!

Izuru: Good. Now for the fun part!

TV Guy 1: You know what. I am so done! You made out with my daughter, stole from me, smashed a bottle over me, fought my brother, f***ing killed my friend and scared my f***ing neice to death as a ghost!

(TV Guy 1 tries to attack Ghost TV Guy 2 but can't because he's a ghost)

Ghost TV Guy 2: SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT!

TV Guy 1: You know what?!

(TV Guy 1 runs off)

Ghost TV Guy 2: HAHA! That's right! Flee from the ghost! Ahahhahahahahahaha!

(Suddenly TV Guy 1 comes out with ghostbuster gear while ghostbuster music plays in the background)

Ghost TV Guy 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Ghost TV Guy 2 runs off)

TV Guy 1: GET OVER HERE!

Izuru: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Boko: What you watching?

Izuru: NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS CARROT THEIF!

Boko: OH COME ON! I JUST WANT TO KILL MYSELF!

(Creator comes out a portal)

Creator: You can't do that till Boko's Suicide comes out.

Boko: WHEN DOES IT COME OUT!?

Creator: I don't know! Ask MF!

(Creator goes back into a portal)

Boko: He's right!

(Boko walks up to MF)

Boko: Hey MarioFa-

MarioFan: Don't even ask. I'm still planning it.

Boko: Oh. Okay.

(Culdee and Rh then make it to the window)

Culdee: Alright! Let's let her go!

(Culdee then sees Clem waking up)

Clementine: Do it Culdee. It's either I die or we all die.

(Culdee then gets second thoughs)

Culdee: Rh.

Rh: Yeah?

Culdee: I'm starting to get 2nd thoughs about this.

Rh: FINALLY!

(Rh and Culdee then untie Clem)

Clementine: Thanks!

(Suddenly truck lights are seen outside)

Culdee: Uh oh.

(The three look out the window. The polite people are seen. A truck is seen with chains that the polites are chaining to the door)

Polite Leader: Make sure to chain every part of the place!

Culdee: F***.

Rh: I mean they are not gonna get in right?

Culdee: Are you kidding!? Look at the size of that damn truck!

(The polite leader looks at the truck driver)

Polite Leader: Drive.

(The driver nods and starts the truck. He drives it as fast as he can)

Culdee: Oh god.

(The metal doors then break down. The polite leader smiles under his mask)

Polite Leader: Perfect.

Clementine: Damn it!

(Clementine looks out the window)

Clementine: Don't do this! I'm coming out!

Polite Leader: I appreciate your sacrifice, but it is too late.

(Polite Leader shoots Clem in the arm)

Clementine: AGH!

Rh: CLEM!

Polite Leader: *chuckles*

(He cocks up his gun)

Polite Leader: Release the beast everyone. Let the purge commence!

(Polite Leader and the minions enter the house)

Clementine: Go on without me guys.

Rh: But cle-

Clementine: It was my fault this happened. You guys need to find shelter.

Culdee: She's right. Let's go!

(Culdee and Rh leave)

Rh: What now?

(The screen goes black)

Culdee: We fight.

CHAPTER THREE - 9PM
SYPNOSIS - Now that the polite purgers have broken in, Culdee and the others try to do whatever they can to be able to protect themselves from the purgers!

(It starts off with some Polite Minions storming the house with guns)

Polite Minion 1: So far I don't see anything.

Polite Minion 2: Well keep searching! Once you see someone, shoot them-

(Suddenly Polite Minion 2 gets decapitated by an axe)

Polite Minion 1: HOLY S***!

(Polite Minion 1 then get's his back lodged with the axe by Buckaroo)

Buckaroo: Lol!

(Buckaroo grabs the axe and runs off. Skulldozer and Boko are then seen in a closet)

Boko: You think they won't find us here?

Skulldozer: I hope not!

Boko: I don't want to die. Even though I will get revived, I don't want to risk it.

Skulldozer: Me neither-

(Skulldozer's eyes then flash red)

Skulldozer: MUST DESTROY!

(He turns back to normal)

Boko: Pardon?

Skulldozer: I don't know what I just said-

(His eyes turn red again)

Boko: You alright Skully?

(Skulldozer grabs a nearby gun)

Boko: Uh what you gonna do with that?

(Boko screams as Skulldozer chases after him while shooting at him)

Skulldozer: MUST DESTROY!

(Some polite minions are seen roaming around. Boko then runs past them)

Polite Minion 9: Dafuq?

(The two then see Skulldozer. They aim their guns at them only for Culdee to blow up their heads with a shotgun)

Rh: Holy crap!

Culdee: Good job distracting them skulldozer!

Skulldozer: ...

(Skulldozer shoots at them)

Culdee: AW S***!

(Culdee and Rh hide behind a pillar)

Rh: What the hell happened to him!?

Culdee: The purge must to have got to his head! He should turn back to normal by 7!

Rh: I hope so!

(Buckaroo comes up with an axe and aims at them)

Rh: BUCKAROO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Buckaroo: I'm sorry Rh, but ITS PURGE NIGHT!

(Buckaroo tries to decapitate Rh only for Culdee to shoot him in the stomach)

Buckaroo: AGH!

(Bucky falls down heavilly bleeding)

Rh: WHAT THE F***!?

Culdee: Leave him here to die. I got some Polite people to kill!

(Culdee cocks up his shotgun and runs off)

Rh: Why god.

(Rh runs after Culdee. It then switches to Azaz and AsphaltianOof killing polite minions with machine guns)

Azaz: I never felt so alive!

AsphaltianOof: Me neither!

(The polite leader runs up and stabs Asp in the leg)

AsphaltianOof: AGH!

Azaz: ASP!

Polite Leader: Now it's your turn!

Azaz: Oh god!

(Asp gets up and throws a gun at him)

Polite Leader: OW MY NOGGIN!

Azaz: Lets get!

(Azaz and AsphaltianOof run off)

Polite Leader: You better run!

(Meanwhile in the basement, Parappa, Sunny, Crystal, Paula, Katy, Fellet, Matt Major, Izuru, Endless, MarioFan, Meggy and Tari are seen hiding)

Matt Major: Well we're f***ed.

Izuru: I'm sure there has to be a way to get out of here!

MarioFan: Also wheres Heart Head. Wasn't he here a while ago?

Katy: I don't know. Hopefully he didn't get killed by those so called Polite Purgers!

Tari: Me too!

Crystal: Also what kind of bafoon would even come up with something like the purge? I'm starting to have 2nd doubts about this planet!

Parappa: Shhh! I hear someone!

(Footsteps are heard)

Fellet: Oh god.

Endless: We're dead.

(It is then revealed to be Skulldozer)

Sunny: Oh Skulldozer! Thank god it's you!

Fellet: Wait. Why the hell does he have red eyes?

(Skulldozer points a gun at them)

MarioFan: IS HE BRAINWASHED AGAIN!?

Endless: Who cares you dummy! RUN!

(Everyone runs off except for Crystal who is just standing there. Skulldozer notices her)

Crystal: Oh uh. Hey Skully!

Skulldozer: Must destroy!

Crystal: You wouldn't kill your friend would you!?

(Skulldozer points the gun at her)

Crystal: S***.

(Ausar looks at this through the basement window)

Ausar: NO!

(Ausar breaks through the window and tackles Skulldozer)

Ausar: I'm not letting you lay a finger on my Crystal!

Skulldozer: Must destroy.

(The two beat eachother up while Crystal runs off)

Skulldozer: I AM GONNA MAKE SURE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!

Ausar: No u.

(Ausar punches Skulldozer through the ceiling sending him flying)

Ausar: Well. Mission acomplished-

(Ausar gets shot in the back by Polite Leader killing him?)

Polite Leader: That's another one down!

???: Hey smiley!

(Polite Leader looks up and sees Culdee holding a grenade)

Culdee: You ready to die!?

Rh: Culdee are you sure you want to throw a grenade in your own house-

Culdee: Quiet!

Rh: Okay.

Culdee: Now where was I? Oh yes. YOU READY TO DIE!?

Polite Leader: No u.

Culdee: TIME TO DIE!

(Culdee throws a grenade but it doesn't blow up)

Rh: Wait. Why didn't it detonate?

Culdee: You really thought I would throw a live bomb in my house? HAHAHAHAHA! Oh your so gullible-

(The grenade then blows up destroying the basement also covering Culdee and Rh with black dust)

Culdee: Or it was a live grenade.

Rh: Told you so.

Polite Leader: Ugh. Whatever.

(He points his gun at them)

Polite Leader: It's time to die!

(Endless then hits his head with a rock knocking him out)

Endless: That takes care of him!

Rh: Endless!

Culdee: Noice to see you buddy!

Endless: Glad to see you guys are okay too!

Culdee: Yeah. Also your going to have to put my pet rock down.

Endless: Woi?

Culdee: Because he has a higher chance of "accidents" when you do that.

(The rock then starts peeing)

Culdee: OH NO NOT ON THE CARPET!

(Endless drops the rock and it crawls away)

Rh: Um okay? So where do you think the others are at?

Culdee: Must have run off.

Rh: So where do we go now?

Endless: We can head to my apartment!

Culdee: I guess so! This place is a mess ever since the explosion!

Rh: Agreed.

(The three run off. Polite Leader gets up)

Polite Leader: OI!

(Ausar then tackles him)

Ausar: Going somewhere?

Polite Leader: WHAT THE F***!? HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!

Ausar: I am deathless, I never die!

(Ausar then snaps PL's neck killing him)

Ausar: Now to find my darling Crystal!

(Ausar runs off as it cuts to black)

CHAPTER FOUR - 10PM
(It starts off at Endless Apartment. Culdee, Rh and Endless are sitting at a table)

Culdee: So did you have pizza rolls?

RH: Seriously?

Culdee: I had nothing ok!

Endless: Ok there was one time at a my home with a visitor and I had rat poison,three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves, and oregano.

Culdee: Endless did yo-

Endless: You're not gonna tell (In a scary voice) ARE YOU!

Culdee: No...?

Endless: Good I guess I don’t need these for now

(Endless throw a Swords, guns, a Uzi, a katana, bombs, and a bazooka as RH and Culdee Are Stunned And Endless holds up a pizza cutter)

Endless: But I’ll keep this just in case.

Rh: So what are we gonna do while we wait for 7am?

Culdee: Hmmm? Hey Endless, do you have any Purge cams?

Endless: I sure do!

Rh: Oh god.

(Endless brings out a laptop. It shows footage of a guy walking around. Suddenly a giant coconut falls on the man's head killing him)

Culdee: HAH! That guy got hit with a coconut!

Endless: I know right!

Rh: Eurgh...

(It then shows another footage of two guys robbing the durr burger. A guy in a Chica the chicken mask is then seen shooting the two to death)

Endless: Laaamee.

Culdee: I know right! Theres just so much guns!

Endless: Wheres all the chainsaws and gore?

Culdee: Maybe the next camera might give us some!

Endless: I hope so!

(Culdee turns on the next camera. It shows two guys getting hacked to death by an axe)

Culdee: HAH! Now this is gold!

Endless: Agreed!

Rh: Uh i'm gonna use the restroom real quick.

Endless: Okay. It's in the back!

Rh: Thanks.

(Rh walks off)

Culdee: HAH! That guy got smothered with water bottle!

(Gunshots are heard)

Culdee: Ugh. More guns.

Endless: Lame.

(Rh is seen walking towards the bathroom but then a phone is heard ringing)

Endless: I'll get that!

(Endless runs all the way to the phone and picks it up)

Endless: Hello?

???: Do you like scary mov-

Endless: Frida I know it's you.

???: Um. No it's not.

Endless: Yes it is! You like never learn your lesson ever since your first attack!

???: Hey shut up. Anyways, who was the main antagonist of Friday the 13th Part 1?

Endless: Jason.

???: It was Pamela you mouthless sack of s***. Now i'm gonna kill you.

Endless: (Sarcastically) Oh I am so scared!

???: You better be b***h!

(??? hangs up)

Endless: *sigh*

Culdee: Who was it?

Endless: It was Frida. She's going to try to kill us!

Culdee: Again!?

(Endless then notices two legs behind the couch)

Endless: *sigh*

(Endless calls ???)

???: Hello?

Endless: I know your behind the sofa.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Yes you are.

???: No im not.

Endless: Your a dead meme.

???: YOU KNOW WHAT!?

(Ghostface comes out from behind the couch holding a knife)

Rh: AHH!

Culdee: What now!?

Endless: I'll handle this!

Ghostface: I told you i'd be back!

Endless: Since when?

Ghostface: Uhhhhhh.

Endless: Yeah. You never said you'd be back! BOOM! Me one. Ghosts*** Zero!

Ghostface: Well i'm gonna kill you. Nuff said!

Endless: Bring it on Frida!

(Ghostface charges at Endless only for Endless so punch him/her in the nose)

Ghostface: OW MY NOZZLE!

Endless: You ready to die Frida!?

Ghostface: Come at me b***h!

(Ghostface charges at Endless again only for Endless to grab his knife and throw it out his apartment window)

Ghostface: F***! Well I guess it's time to settle this like men!

Endless: Or man and woman because-

Ghostface: YOU KNOW WHAT!? ENOUGH! Cause guess what? Your already dead!

Kun Fu Mario: Hey that's my line!

Ghostface: Don't you have other things to do?

Kun Fu Mario: Fine!

(Kun Fu Mario runs off)

Ghostface: Now that he's gone, ITS TIME TO DIE-

(Endless slaps Ghostface)

Ghostface: Hey! You slapped me! That wasn't very nice. :(

(Endless kicks Ghostface in the no no square)

Ghostface: OH F***!

(Ghostface falls down)

Ghostface: Owie...

Endless: It's over Frida!

(Endless takes off Ghostface's mask only to be shocked)

Endless: Oh my god!

(Ghostface is revealed to be......

...Inverted Endless)

Endless: INVERTED ENDLESS!?

Inverted Endless: Greeting Endless.

Endless: Why are you back and disguised as Ghostface?

Inverted Endless: Because I gave you an offer but you just threw it away when you joined the others during the In-FUNNY-ty War!

Endless: Of course I had to come back to them. They are my friends!

Inverted Endless: Whatever. I'll be back one day and soon you will die!

(Inverted Endless puts on his mask)

Ghostface: Goodbye Endless.

(Ghostface jumps out the window)

Culdee: ... What the f*** just happened!?

Endless: You see, during my betrayal, Inverted Endless made a deal with me.

Rh: What was the deal?

Endless: ... I don't want to talk about it-

(Suddenly Endless's apartment blows up)

Rh: WHAT THE F***!?

Endless: I got this!

(Endless whistles with his fingers [I don't know how he does that without a mouth don't ask me] and Endlessmechabillites flies up)

Rh: Oh hey! It's your mech!

Culdee: I hadn't seen that since the chungus fight!

Endless: Jump on!

(The three jump on the mech and it flies away as the apartment explodes)

Culdee: AhCHOO!

Endless: Whats the matter?

Culdee: Alergic to explosions.

Endless: Oh yeah.

Rh: Anyways, Endless. Now that your apartment exploded, where will you live after the purge ends?

Endless: Well Pensacola is a big ass city so who knows?

Rh: Okay then?

(The three fly away. It is then revealed that Skulldozer and Heckler are seen looking at the explosion)

Skulldozer: Nice work.

Heckler: Thanks!

Skulldozer: Now it's time for you to die.

Heckler: Wot?

(Skulldozer literally punches Heckler's head off)

Skulldozer: Now to kill some more people!

(Skulldozer flies off)

CHAPTER FIVE - 11PM
SYPNOSIS - Culdee and the others escape the explosion and later head to an alleyway where they meet an old friend. Or enemie. I DON'T F***ING CARE! READ THE STORY FOR GOD SAKES!

(It continues off from last chapter where the three are flying on the mech)

Announcer: Last time on CuldeeFell13's 'The Purge!', Culdee and his good friends Rh and Endless were watching purge cams in Endless's apartment when a familiar face comes up and wrecks everything! But thanks to Endless, the person is gone for now. However and explosion destroyed Endless' apartment and now our heroes are looking for some other place to spend their purge night! And now the story continues-

Culdee: Listen pal. If people want to know what happened before, they can just read the last 5 minute episode it's not that hard.

Announcer: Okay sorry. You can just get back to your crap.

Culdee: WHAT YOU SAY! I'M DOCKING YOUR PAY!

Announcer: You don't even pay me a dollar!

Culdee: I know. Now go cry to your mother!

Announcer: Jokes on you I have no mom.

Culdee: Okay then your dad-

Announcer: Jokes on you I have no dad.

Culdee: Well what do you have? A cousin? A brother? A Goldfish?

Announcer: DEEZ NUTS! HAH! GOTEE!

Culdee: ... Get out.

Announcer: Fine.

(Footsteps are heard walking away along with a door slamming shut)

Endless: What the hell happened?

Culdee: Nothing. Lets just land by an alleyway cause why not.

Endless: Okey Dokey! Stop mechabillites!

(The mech then lands on an alleyway)

Rh: Why an alley way out of all things?

Culdee: I don't know. It could maybe make the story more suspensful!

(Creator comes out of a portal)

Creator: NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

(Creator runs back into a portal)

Culdee: Well at least it wasn't friken Tobias.

(Culdee then gets hit with a struck of lightning)

Culdee: OW!

(It is then revealed that Tobias did it)

Tobias: DON'T TALK S*** BOUT ME!

(Tobias runs off)

Culdee: Ow my head.

Endless: Well lets get to laying here until the purge comes to an end.

(Suddenly there are shuffling noises heard)

Rh: The hell?

Culdee: I'll check it out! Because i'm brave!

???: CAW!

Culdee: AH F***!

(It is revealed to be a crow)

Endless: You said something about being brave?

Culdee: Shut up. I'm gonna go investigate this!

(Culdee grabs a flashlight and heads towards the noise. He points a light at a dumpster where Denny Funny is seen scrounging around. He then notices Culdee)

Denny: Oh. Hi guys!

Culdee: AHH! IT'S THE MASKED MENACE!

(Culdee grabs his shotgun)

Denny: OH CRAP!

Culdee: YOU READY TO DIE YOU MASKED BASTAR-

(Rh grabs the shotgun and throws it away)

Culdee: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHOTGUN-

Rh: SHUT UP!

(Culdee has shut up)

Rh: Hey Denny!

Denny: Oh hey Rh!

Culdee: Wait why are you talking nice to him?

Rh: If you forgot about the flashback. Let me explain it.

(A flashback begins and shows Sunny and Denny with General Potter)

General Potter: Nice! You caught a lot of fish today!

Sunny: We sure did!

Denny: Right!

General Potter: Well, I’ll go sell these to other of the flower people! Afterwards, we’ll have dirt for dinner!

Sunny and Denny: Yes!

Rh: HOLD UP!

(Rh runs up with the flashback frozen behind him)

Rh: Freeze frame real quick. We seen this flashback too many times so i'll just explain it. So basically Greenhouse was about to blow up and Sunny and Denny ran away but Onion Cream caught Denny and brainwashed him to be the masked menace and that other Denny was a clone yadayadayada enjoy the rest of the story.

(Cut back to reality)

Culdee: Ohhhhhhhhhh. Wait what happened?

Rh: UGH!

Denny: I was brainwashed!

Culdee: Oh yeah! (To rh) Why didn't you just tell me?

Rh: I JUST TOLD YOU!

Culdee: You did?

(Rh facepalms)

Endless: So what are you even doing here?

Denny: Well since the purge is happening I am free to do anything I want without the cops on my back!

Culdee: Wait you know about the purge?

Denny: Yeah. I saw it on the newspaper that the anual purge is about to begin. I really like it because there are no cops for 12 hours!

Culdee: I like it because of how you can be able to spend one night without anybody ruining your time to kill the ones you hate and won't have to worry about witnesses, because the purge is the deadliest and best holiday ever! I like it because how you can KILL people without getting caught! Man I love seeing some people getting killed on purge night!

Rh: You have serious problems.

Culdee: No u!

Denny: So anyways hows my sister doing?

Rh: Well we don't know where she is but I hope she is okay.

Denny: Me too. Me killing her was bad but now a night where anyone can kill anyone. F***ing crazy. Anyways, I'm gonna go get some dirt-

(Denny then steps in a bear trap)

Denny: AH F***! WHY WOULD THEY EVEN PUT THIS S*** HERE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Culdee: Okay can you shut the f*** up please? Because you sound like a baby godzilla after a 1 hour session of weight lifting!

(The three look at Culdee)

Endless: ... What?

Culdee: Look it's hard to come up with original jokes now a days! God.

(Rh releases the bear trap)

Rh: Maybe this can come useful!

Culdee: Prolly.

(Culdee takes off his hat and puts the bear trap in there. He then puts it back on)

Culdee: Safe and sound!

(It then switches to Heart Head roaming the streets)

Heart Head: Now to find somewhere where I can feel alive!

(Heart Head then finds a valentine's day shop)

Heart Head: Gross! Time to destroy love!

(Heart Head breaks into the shop)

Heart Head: Lets start with the cards!

(Heart Head is seen destroying the cards)

Heart Head: WOOO! THIS IS FUN!

(Suddenly a net appears)

Heart Head: Huh?

(The net catches Heart Head)

Heart Head: WHAT THE F***!?

???: Got you now HH!

Heart Head: That voice. Is that....

(The person is revealed to be Purple Head)

Heart Head: PURPLE HEAD!?

Purple Head: Did you miss me?

Heart Head: HOW ARE YOU BACK!?

Purple Head: I wanted to take my revenge ever since you made me get fired. I was the perfect replacement for you and you just make me gone!

Heart Head: Well maybe you should have thought before making me get FIRED!

Purple Head: I am a better Valentine Vigilante then you are. Now I can finally kill you-

(Purple Head then gets tackled by Skulldozer)

Purple Head: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU!?

Skulldozer: Time to die.

Heart Head: SKULLDOZER!?

Purple Head: NO PLEASE!

(Skulldozer then shoots Purple Head's head blowing him up)

Heart Head: WOO HOO! Noince work Skully!

(Skulldozer then faces HH)

Heart Head: So can you free me now?

(Skulldozer points his gun at him)

Heart Head: Uh Skully. What ya doing?

Skulldozer: Time to die b***h!

(Skulldozer shoots him but it misses and shoots the net freeing him)

Heart Head: Thanks Skully!

(HH runs off)

Skulldozer: ... GOD F***ING DAMN IT!

Bulldog: Welcome to my world.

(Skulldozer shoots Bulldog killing him)

Skulldozer: Soon all shall bow down to Skulldozer. Or Evildozer. What ever.

(Skulldozer runs off as the chapter cuts to black)