Shrek's Coma! - Alternate Ending!

This is my alternate ending to Shrek's Coma!
Shrek: "Well Donkey, I'm a big fat smelly ogre again!"

Mario: "Well you know what Shrek, I'm glad you're back to normal, I missed you as an ogre!"

Shrek: "Well Donkey, I'm gonna go eat more Cheese...CAKE!"

Mario: "Cheesecake? you didn't learn from the coma?"

Shrek: "Donkey, I'm not gonna just stop eating cheesecake, I LOVE IT!"

(Shrek then runs away to eat more cheesecake)

Rosalina: "So, Mario is there something you wanna do!"

Mario: "Like what?"

Rosalina: "Apologise?"

Mario: "What apologise, for what!?!"

Rosalina: "For yelling at me and being jealous?"

(Mario then punches Rosalina in the face)

Rosalina: "OUCH! what was that for!?!"

Mario: "Because you deserved it and I'm not gonna apologise to you at all, my god, I HATE YOU!"

Rosalina: "WHY? I at least try being nice to you!"

Mario: "You really want me to explain why I said that?"

Rosalina: "Yeah!"

Mario: "Okay: "You have been a complete asshole who is ten times worse than Caillou and Bowser's son, you're mostly a middle finger to the original Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy, you so damn annoying!"

Rosalina: "Mario...I think you need a change of attitude!"

Mario: "SHUT UP WHEN I'M SPEAKING!!... Oh and speaking of attitude: "Ever since Jeffy went into my life and started putting me through hell, what did you do to support me from that bastard? NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! I mean you defend Jeffy every time he does something stupid and you get mad at me for trying hard to discipline him, not only that but you are a whiny little brat who threw her pizza at the wall 'cause you're a vegetarian, You're so stupid that you see spanking as beating and that was the reason Jeffy's Bad Word! caused fans to hate on us!

Rosalina: "Oh come on Mario, it wasn't that bad!"

Mario: "Not that bad? you were very hypocritical at the time, you traumatised by dressing up as a scary doll for Ass Pounders 2 even though you lied to the police about me beating and raping Jeffy and finally, you started flirting with Shrek who was in a child's body and even called me jealous for trying to stop you from cheating me!"

Rosalina: "Mario, I mean it..... CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE!"

Mario: "You know what? if you're still gonna be that way then I guess this relationship is over!"

Rosalina: "FINE!"

(Rosalina angrily storms downstairs to the door, but Mario stops her)

Mario: "Wait, there's one more thing I wanna give you!"

Rosalina: "Come on Mario, what is it now?"

(Mario then beats up Rosalina for all the times she's been a asshole to him)

Mario: "DON'T EVER SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE IN THIS HOUSE, EVER AGAIN!"

(Mario then throws brutalised Rosalina out the house and into the rainy night)

Rosalina: "WHATEVER, I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY *scoffs*!"

(Rosalina angrily crosses the road without looking any cars and as result, she gets hit by a truck and dies)

Woody: "Whoa, what the hell was that? oh well it was probably nothing, (turns on the radio and listens to "Why" by J-Fee) Oh yeah this is my jam!"

(Mario then goes back to the couch where Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty)

Black Yoshi: "Hey Mario what was that about?"

Mario: "Well me and Rosalina got into a fight and broke up!"

Black Yoshi: "Wow, I hope you're not upset!"

Mario: "Nah it's okay, she was a total bitch anyway!"

(the episode ends there)