Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-33032843-20190803195806/@comment-34482203-20190803201723

DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote: --

Coconut Fred: WHAT DAFUQ!?!?!?!!?

Spongebob: Who the hell is that!?

Sunny: OH HELL NO! GET OUT OF HERE WUKONG!

Crystal and Sunny: F*** OFF!

Spongebob: Uhhhh can I leave now?

Sandy: This is werid.

Coconut Fred: Oh god this is not going good.

Coconut Fred: .... F*** my life. Now here's part 2:

'''As Sun Wukong Mario pulls a piece of hair and shifts it into rope, he throws the rope at Coconut Fred's legs and then tied his entire body up. Coconut Dave attempts to free himself, but he can't due to the rope's magic. Afterwards, Sun Wukong Mario lifts him up.'''

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Sun Wukong Mario: You underestimate the power of the Great Sage the Equal to Heaven, Coconut! Let Grandpa Mario bring you to Mount Flower-Fruit to see my friends and their children!

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Sun Wukong Mario puts Coconut Fred in his magical bag and flies away by doing a 100,000 li somersault (50,000km somersault in kilometers).

[Insert Spongebob's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Sandy's line]

[Insert Crystal's line]

[Insert Detective Pikachu's line]

[Insert AsphaltianOof's line]

'''Meanwhile, at Mount Flower-Fruit, a place in Sun Wukong Mario's Universe. A Chimchar sees Sun Wukong Mario is coming back to Mount Flower-Fruit.'''

Chimchar Kid: Hey everybody, look! Our king is coming back!

A Panpour: Wait, he's back?!

A Pansear: He is?!

Bunch of Monkeys and Monkey Pokemon, consisting of Ukikis, Chimchars, Pansages, Panpours, Pansears, Simipours, Simisear, Simisages, and Monfernos are cheering when Sun Wukong Mario is coming back.

Sun Wukong Mario: Everyone! I just came back from my counterpart's universe and got this giant coconut with me!

Sun Wukong releases Coconut Fred, who is still tied up, from his bag.

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

A Pansage: That's one large Coconut.

A Monferno: I know! It looks tasty to me!

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Chimchar Kid: Hey King! What should we do with that giant coconut?

Sun Wukong Mario: Bring tools like hammers and axes, so we can drink its juice and eat it.

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Sun Wukong Mario: Everyone, bring the tools so we can eat this coconut!

Bunch of monkeys and monkey pokemon cheer and brought axes and hammers as they hit Coconut Fred.

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

The monkeys and monkey pokemon tear Coconut Fred apart bit by bit as they're drinking his juice and his flesh.

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert Coconut Fred's last words]

After Coconut Fred is eaten by Sun Wukong Mario and his monkey minions, Sun Wukong Mario is holding a fragment of Coconut Fred and drinks his juice.

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Coconut Fred: (Quietly) Please be quick and painless. Please be quick and painless.

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Coconut Fred: This is not gonna be quick isn't it?

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Spongebob: I don't know who that guy was but his stunts look kinda cool!

Sunny: COOL!? HE TRIED TO F***ING MURDER ME AND CRYSTAL!

Sandy: Maybe he redeemed himself?

Crystal: Yeah and killing a living coconut is redeeming your self.

Detective Pikachu: Well what matters is

AsphaltianOof: Wheres the leak ma- F*** it.

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Coconut Fred: S***.

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Coconut Fred: I TASTE LIKE S***! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EAT ME!

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Coconut Fred: Throw me away. That's what you should do!

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Coconut Fred: Dear god....

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Coconut Fred: AGHH!! DEAR GOD IT FEELS LIKE A BUNCH OF BUMBLE BEES ARE JUST HEAVILY STINING INTO MY GOD DAMN SKIN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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Monkey and Monkey Pokemon: EAT THE COCONUT!

Monkey and Monkey Pokemon: EAT THE COCONUT!

Monkey and Monkey Pokemon: EAT THE COCONUT!

Monkey and Monkey Pokemon: EAT THE COCONUT!

Monkey and Monkey Pokemon: EAT THE COCONUT!

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Coconut Fred: Ughhh. I deserved... this.... *bleh*