Joseph Gets a Home! Part Two

 is the fifth SML story in TheYouInYouTube's SML Series.

Script
Cody: Let's look around your house, Joseph Joseph: What Junior: Let's look around your house, Joseph Joseph: Dude great idea Cody: Oh my god Junior: What Cody? Cody: I said that first Junior: Whatever Cody Joseph: Woah dude, I have a fridge Cody: Houses don't usually come with fridges Joseph: Cody duh, I bought a fridge Cody: Then why would you be surpr- never mind Joseph: Dude, now you can't make fun of me for being poor Cody: I guess that's true Junior: Dammit! Joseph: What? Junior: I'm gonna miss that Cody: That's not very nice Junior: Cody, why are you so concerned about niceness, you have a pig mom Cody: That has nothing to do with- Junior: I know I just like saying it Cody: We just wasted 21 lines of dialogue Junior: What do you mean, it's not like we have limited dialogue Cody: Well, I guess not but Junior: Well you're wrong The news turns on Joseph's TV Joseph: Whoa my TV randomly turns on the news like yours Junior: Yeah Goodman: Breaking News, M'kay! Joseph bought a house, but he is a turtle so he will lose his house if he does not give a reason for why he should keep the house Cody: We could drink the human poti... Junior: Cody what is wrong with you?! Joseph: I'd rather die than do that again Junior: Yeah Cody, COPPA doesn't affect us Cody: But the law does Joseph: Still I'd rather die than become a human puppet Cody: Okay but we need to convince Goodman that Joseph can keep the house Junior: Or we could get everyone to hate Goodman for discrimination against turtles Joseph: Sure Cody: Breaking News, M'Kay! Goodman is a turtle hater and should be impeached as a landlord Junior: Breaking News, M'Kay! Goodman was impeached Joseph: Breaking News, M'Kay! The impeachment thing is so outdated why are we referencing it? Cody: Breaking News, M'Kay! This story is over Junior: Cody this story is not over, this doesn't make sense Cody: Honestly I don't know why this was two parts, it should have been just one Junior: Yeah I agree this is stupid