Splatfest!

"Splatfest!" is a 2019 MarioFan2009 story made in April that features Meggy.

Script
NOTICE: The story may not have swearing in it.

It starts off with Meggy hosting a bootcamp. Near her front, Maguro, Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof, Cop 5 and a yellow cat are seen.

Meggy: Okay you lazy salmonids, Splatfest is in two weeks... and during that time, I'm going to train all of you like your lives depend on it!

Buckaroo: Ugh!

Cat: Oh my God my God my God...

AsphaltianOof: Why did I get dragged into this?

Maguro: AsphaltianOof, we need a fourth member. Meggy's old teammates left.

Meggy: And with them gone... you're our next best option.

Cop 5 UGGGHHH!!! I COULD BE MONITORING THE TROLL ENCLOSURE II RIGHT NOW, BUT NO... IT HAS TO BE THIS CRAP!!!

Buckaroo: Calm down you evil villain... also, you there.

Cat: Yeah?

Buckaroo: What's your name?

Cat: Claude...

AsphaltianOof: Cool...

Meggy: After Rh390110478 and the others... but I think they're on holidays...

Buckaroo: Don't worry Meggy! AsphaltianOof's really good at dodging! Check this out!

He then grabs an ink machine gun.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

He runs off while Buckaroo shoots at him. Instead, he shoots a bystander and some inklings and AsphaltianOof uses a mindless character to shield himself from the ink.

Buckaroo: See?

Meggy angered, throws the gun out of Buckaroo's hands.

Meggy: Buckaroo! This is serious! I need you to focus! (Gets close to his face) DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!

Buckaroo: Okay...

The next shows Meggy training everybody.

Meggy: Alright, let's start with the most basic of skills: aiming!

Buckaroo: OH! Me first!

He then goes to the target and a ink machine gun comes out of his pants like a... well... you know what... 🤢

Buckaroo attempts to shoot at the target but misses multiple times. He eventually gets the target.

Buckaroo: (To Meggy) Mm hmm?

Meggy then facepalms.

Meggy: Your turn AsphaltianOof!

AsphaltianOof looks at the ink gun scared and it turns into a real one in his hallucination.

AsphaltianOof: NOOOO!!!

He then goes to the corner crying.

AsphaltianOof: IT'S TOO VIOLENT!!! (Continues to cry)

Meggy is seen with a shocked face and open mouth.

She then turns around to Maguro.

Meggy: Maguro, I've seen you shoot really well before, please show us how it's done.

Maguro: Ummm... ok...

She then aims at the target and fires. However, it misses, hits the metal instead and destroys a near by tower.

Maguro is seen with a shocked face.

Cop 5: Nice shot!

Claude: Ohhhh this is scary!

Cop 5: Don't be a scaredy cat pal! Be brave!

Meggy: WHAT WAS THAT, MAGURO?!

It then goes to a flashback from two weeks ago.

Meggy: I saw you shoot really well at the carnival!

Maguro: Uhh, well I'm only good at games and this is more of a sport. I'm really bad at sports...

Meggy: Whatever... let's just move on.

It then shows a race with dangerous obstacles...

Maguro: AHHH!!!

Buckaroo: Mother--

AsphaltianOof: Ummm...

Cop 5: WHAT ON I.M MEEN'S NAME IS THIS?!

Claude: This gives me a hundred percent on stress!!

It then shows a wired fence, a rope to a lake filled with alligators and the finish stop.

Meggy: Come on AsphaltianOof! You're up first!

AsphaltianOof: (Gulps) Oh my sprite...

He then climbs under the fence with a surprised face.

AsphaltianOof: Wha-- I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it!

Suddenly, Meggy then pushes a button that shoots a ink machine gun causing AsphaltianOof to get pushed back to the start.

Meggy: Expect to be shot in the battlefield! You're up Maguro!

Maguro: Umm...

Ink Machine Gun: BRING ME THAT AASS...

Maguro: (Cries)

She gets on the ground and rolls dodging all of the ink.

Maguro: Oh my gosh, I did it!

Meggy: GOOD! Now next obstacle!

It then shows the rope.

Maguro: Umm...

She gets in the rope and starts climbing on it.

An alligator is seen looking at her.

Alligator: HeY AnGeL, U Da SeXy.

More alligators are then seen.

Maguro: AHHH!!!

Alligators: (Repeating multiple times) HeY AnGeL, U Da SeXy.

They attempt to bite her while Maguro screams.

Meggy: Well... doesn't look like she's going anywhere... BUCKAROO!

Buckaroo is seen with a worried face.

Meggy: You're up!

Buckaroo: Aweee I don't wanna!

Meggy: Finish the course and... we'll have a card game!

She then pulls out uno cards.

Buckaroo gets overwhelmingly excited over this.

Suddenly, he finishes the obstacle with a SNAP of Thanos' fingers!

Meggy: AHH!!

He then crashes into the wall causing it to explode making Meggy fall.

Buckaroo then snatches the cards.

Buckaroo: DEAL OUT THE CARDS DEAL OUT THE CARDS!!!

Maguro, Cop 5, Claude and AsphaltianOof look shocked at this,

Meggy: BUCKAROO!! FOCUS!!

Buckaroo: But you said we get a card game!

Meggy: I just said that so you'd do the stupid obstacle course... (facepalms) We have more training to do!

Buckaroo: But I'm le tired!

Cop 5: (Sigh) Dang nabit!

Meggy: Come in! We need to train, you guys aren't even trying!

She then points at everyone.

Maguro: Meggy... we are trying...

Meggy: Well you aren't trying hard enough!

She then looks at Buckaroo shuffling cards like crazy very upset and then she walks away.

Buckaroo: Huh?

All of them see Meggy walking off.

Buckaroo: WAIT!!

He then runs after Meggy.

Maguro and AsphaltianOof look at each other.

Cop 5: Claude... would you like to help me at the Troll Enclosure II after all of this is done?

Claude: Sure? I don't really know...

The screen then transitions to the sun shining on the top of a building.

Buckaroo comes out from a door looking around.

Buckaroo: Hmmm...

He then sees Meggy sitting on the edge of a cliff.

Buckaroo Ohh...

He then approaches Meggy who is seen upset with her face looking down.

Buckaroo: Hey Meggy...

She then points his gun at him.

Meggy: Go away, Buckaroo...

Buckaroo: Come on Meggy...

He then sits right next to her with some sort of beard, glasses and a pen and paper clip.

Buckaroo: Why don't you tell Mario what's wrong?

Meggy: You remember when we first trained a few weeks ago Bucky? We sat right here on this rooftop that very day... I told you I was an "upcoming star" and we were going to own the splatfest... but it's been two years since then and I still haven't won a single splatfest... I'm... I'm a big disappointment... (she then starts crying)

Buckaroo: You can't disappoint Buckaroo, I have no expectations of anything since my family died...

Meggy: The worst thing is... I've been so mean to you and the others... I feel like I'm losing sight of who I am...

She then starts crying in a robotic type voice.

Buckaroo then shows Meggy his uno cards holding them in his hand.

Buckaroo: This is the game from the obstacle course... I want you to have it!

Meggy then stops crying while looking at him and the cards.

Meggy: (Laughs)

Maguro: Meggy! We're gonna win!

It then shows AsphaltianOof, Maguro, Cop 5 and Claude.

Cop 5: Oh brother...

AsphaltianOof: Yeah Boi!

Claude: Ohhh the pain and stress!

Meggy: Guys! I'm sorry for--

Maguro: It's okay, we heard what you said. You don't need to apologize for anything!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah! It's normal to get emotional over something you care about.

Cop 5: Well not to me that is...

AsphaltianOof: It's like when anyone around Buckaroo mentions uno.

Buckaroo: DUMB PIECE OF--

Claude: Don't say it! The notice buddy!

Meggy: But I still yelled at you, and that's not okay. Winning splatfest isn't worth it if I lose my friends along the way.

AsphaltianOof: Aww...

Maguro: You'll never lose us Meggy!

Claude: Yeah! We love you!

Cop 5: DISGUSTING!!! I hate having friends!

Buckaroo: WILL YOU SHUT YOUR LOUD MOUTH UP COP 5?!

Cop 5: Fine...

Buckaroo: Yeah... (to Meggy) Buckaroo's always got your back for you! (He is seen wearing an inkling head)

AsphaltianOof: High five for my friends. I want peanuts.

Everyone then laughs and cheers.

Meggy: Thanks guys!

She then stands up and points at them.

Meggy: Who's ready to train?

All except Cop 5: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Cop 5: No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

It then shows some sort of school and Meggy is pointing at a board that says: "DON'T GET HIT, COVER EVERYTHING WITH PAINT AND SHOOT THE OTHER TEAM! (Spawn Camp)".

Maguro is seen using her mind powers.

Maguro: Ok!

AsphaltianOof is seen holding a chainsaw that has ink on it.

AsphaltianOof: Okey dokey!

Buckaroo is seen holding a gun.

Buckaroo: Okey dokey...

Claude is seen worried and excited at the same time.

Claude: Alright ballrighty!

Cop 5 is seen crying on the table.

Cop 5: Please... end my misery!

The next scene shows Maguro holding an ink gun while AsphaltianOof and Claude place targets.

Maguro: Ummm...

Meggy: Alright Maguro! The big ones are worth 50 points, the little ones are worth 100 points. It's a game now.

Maguro: Uhh, I don't think it works like that Meggy.

Meggy: Just try!

Maguro is seen holding the ink gun worried.

She then fires spraying at a big target.

Maguro: I did it... I did it... I DID IT!!!

She then sprays at multiple small ones.

Maguro: I DID IT!! I DID IT!!!!

She then shoots behind her, a rock and it lands on another target.

AsphaltianOof: Wow. Good job Maguro!

Cop 5: I have to say... that was amazing...

Meggy: WELL DONE MAGURO!!!

Maguro holds the gun with her finger smiling.

She accidentally throws it and it hits Cop 5 in the face.

Cop 5: OH MY GOD...

The next scene shows a bunch of ink machine guns near a soccer ball area of some kind...

In front of them, AsphaltianOof and Claude cat are seen.

AsphaltianOof: Ohhhhh...

Claude: ANYTHING BUT THIS!!

Meggy: Dodge practice!

Buckaroo: Don't worry you two! Maybe this will help!

He then turns on a radio that plays PewDiePie's "Congratulations" song.

AsphaltianOof hears this and starts dodging like a boss.

Claude scared however, ducks worried and terrified.

Meggy then gives a thumbs up.

The next scene shows the training area.

Meggy: Time to fight...

Buckaroo: Awww (non-family friendly word because of the notice in the beginning), here we go again...

Meggy starts shooting a ton of ink at Buckaroo but he dodges.

Buckaroo: I GOTCHA YA!!!

He starts shooting his ink machine gun at Meggy who hides behind a crate.

AsphaltianOof: Ohhhhh...

Maguro: Oh no!

Buckaroo is seen hiding and a pyramid gets thrown next to him.

Buckaroo: Oh poop...

He runs off and the pyramid explodes.

Meggy is seen looking around for Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Are you ready to die? EXTERMINATE...

He then shoots on a hanging crate causing it to fall on Meggy. Meggy however, turns into a squid and squirms off as the crate crashes.

Buckaroo: Come here fishy fishy...

Meggy's squid then comes behind him and turns back to herself pointing a gun at him.

Buckaroo: QUICK MATHS...

He then jumps in the air dodging the shots.

Buckaroo: YOU ARE DEAD...

Meggy: HUH?!

He then starts shooting with his ink machine gun.

Meggy is seen on the floor angry and then starts smiling.

Meggy: That was awesome Bucky!

Buckaroo: Oh yeah!

Suddenly, he gets shot in the face making him get thrown back into water.

Meggy: You got to remember to never drop your guard through!

Buckaroo's hand is seen giving a thumbs up before drowning.

The next scene shows the six near buildings relaxing.

Meggy: Thanks for today guys. You all did really well.

AsphaltianOof: Hahahaha Yeah!

Maguro: Yipee!!

Claude: Marvellous! Just beyond me!

Cop 5: May I go home now? I mean... I did have SOME fun...

Buckaroo: Bucky's gonna kick some (non-family friendly word)

Suddenly, he gets rapidly shot by purple ink...

Meggy, Maguro and AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!

It then shows...

Desti: Don't make me laugh.

Meggy: DESTI?!

Desti: Hello Meggy, it's been a while.

Buckaroo is seen on the floor with his face down.

Desti: Hello horse face!

Buckaroo: It's Buckaroo!

Cop 5: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Maguro: Umm... Meggy... is this an angsty friend of yours?

Desti: I'M DESTI! The leader of th-

Meggy: -Leader of the octoposse... yeah, yeah... No one cares about your dumb group!

Cop 5: Maybe I do?

Claude, AsphaltianOof and Meggy look at him furious.

Cop 5: Or maybe not...

Claude: Yeah...

AsphaltianOof: Keep your mouth shut!

Desti: You should pull out of splatfest. There's no point in competing.

AsphaltianOof: Why are you so mean to me??

Meggy: Don't listen to her... She's only taunting us because she knows we can beat her!

Desti: I'd like to see you try.

She then claps her hands and a helicopter appears with more Octolings.

Buckaroo: Hmm?

Octoling: KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

Meggy: TAKE COVER!!!

Claude: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME!!!

The octoling starts shooting the ink gun and everyone dodges.

Meggy and Maguro are seen hiding behind a corner.

However, Meggy looks shocked as Desti is seen taking the weapons.

Desti: Bye lazy inkling!

She then runs off.

Meggy: THEY'RE TAKING OUR WEAPONS!!

Desti then jumps on to the helicopter.

Desti: Nice seeing you again Meggy!

The helicopter then drives off.

Meggy: HEY! GIVE THEM BACK!

Cop 5: UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

He then starts shooting multiple times in the helicopter.

Cop 5: NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE... TAKES STUFF THAT BELONGS TO MY FRIENDS!!!!!

Desti: CRAP!!!

The helicopter goes in dodge mode and starts dodging the bullets from Cop 5.

Desti: Pathetic!

Cop 5: SCREW YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I WISH YOU BURNED IN HELL!!!

Buckaroo: Uggh! Imma gonna get you!

He then goes to on top of a building and jumps.

However, Desti then stops him with her ink gun.

Buckaroo: D'ogh...

Desti: Nice try~!

She then shoots Buckaroo in the chest causing him to fall while he is screaming. Buckaroo crashes hard on the floor.

Buckaroo: Sorry Meggy...

Meggy: It's not your fault...

AsphaltianOof: Ahh crap...

Maguro: What are we going to do now Meggy?

Meggy: Looks like we'll have to kick some Octoling butt...

Buckaroo: YEAH!!! BUCKY LOVES THAT BIG OL' BUTT!!!

AsphaltianOof: Wait a minute... ummm...

Maguro: What's wrong Asp?

Cop 5: Wait... where's Claude??

Buckaroo: Uhhhhhhh...

Meggy: (Gasp) CLAUDE!!!!

It then shows the helicopter flying and Claude is getting on it from the back.

Claude: Times up...

Desti: Huh?

The octolings and Desti herself look behind and see Claude.

Claude then presses his right hand causing claws to appear.

Claude: This story ain't ending with a cliffhanger! MEOOOOWWWWW!!!!!

Desti: AHHHHHH!!!!

Suddenly, he starts a massive fight cloud on Desti causing the octolings to get alerted letting go of the steering wheels.

Octoling 2: UGH!!!

Octoling 1: HOLY SMOKES, THAT CAT'S GOT DESTI!!!

More meowing and clawing is heard as Desti screams while she is being mauled by Claude.

Suddenly, they let go to stop Claude... however...

A loud crash is heard as the helicopter lands in a building.

Desti, Claude and the octolings then fall on the ground. The octolings get knocked out from the fall but Claude is continuing to rapidly maul Desti.

Claude: (While mauling Desti horrifically) DON'T... YOU DARE... EVER... AND I MEAN EVER... STEAL... THOSE WEAPONS... EVER AGAIN!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU?!

Desti: YES!! YES PLEASE!!! STOP!!!

Claude: GOOD!!!

He stops mauling her and Desti is seen with bite marks, scratches, scars and bruises all over her body.

Desti: Take your weapons!!

She then runs off crying in pain.

Claude: AND LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!!! DIP PIECE OF CRAP!!!

Meggy, Maguro, Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Cop 5 arrive to the scene.

Meggy: CLAUDE!!!

Maguro: WHAT DID YOU DO?! WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah!!

Claude: It's done...

Buckaroo: Um, what?

Claude: I got her, you have your weapons back now!

Cop 5: Wait... DID YOU KILL DESTI?!

Meggy: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL!!!

Claude: No, she ran off. We can have our weapons back now!

Maguro: Oh...

AsphaltianOof: NICE JOB CLAUDE!!

Buckaroo: Yeah!

Meggy: But Desti might come soon. I think we won this time!

Cop 5: Nice! Now, a break time!

Claude: Sure!

Meggy: Let's go to Durr Burger!

Everyone then cheers and run off. Claude is seen holding the weapons bringing them along.

Claude: Hooray for me!

It then irises out on him ending the episode.

- THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story -

Trivia

 * This marks the debut of Claude the cat.
 * The story is based from the SMG4 video "Meggy's Bootcamp".