Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-31233271-20190523171712/@comment-31233271-20190523233827

Skit 3

Outside, a hockey kid is walking sadly when two bullies confront her.

Bully 1#: Hey, loser! Sad that your parents died in a car crash?

The bullies laugh as the Hockey Kid walks away

Hockey Kid: I'll never be as cool as those guys.

Tuffy the Tiger suddenly appears

Tuffy: That's what you think!

Hockey Kid: Tuffy the Tiger!

Tuffy: What you need is a helping of my Tuffy Flakes. (Brings out his cereal, which Hockey Kid eats) It brings out the toughness in you.

Bully 2#: So you think you're any good?

Tuffy: Tuffy Flakes "good"?

Tuffy & Hockey Kid: They're GRRRRRREAT!!!

Tuffy: ...granulated sugar!

Hockey Kid: Wait, what?

Tuffy: Oh, yeah. There's no wheat in this. (we then see...) We just scrap off the top of sugar cubes and dye them brown.

Hockey Kid: That sounds incredibly unhealthy--

Tuffy: Go get 'em, tiger!

He pushes the Hockey Kid into the game. The bullies easily start winning while Hockey Kid starts becoming exhausted as Tuffy approaches her.

Singer : Show 'em that you're a Tuffy! Show 'em what you can do!

Hockey Kid: I'm sluggish and slow.

Tuffy: You just need more Tuffy Flakes! (He shoves a handful into her mouth) Keep 'em guessin', tiger!

He pushes her into the game again. The bullies continue to win while Hockey Kid stumbles and falls to the ground.

Singer: You make some weird grring sounds because you know what's cool.

Tuffy puts the Tuffy Flakes cereal box next to the fallen Hockey Kid with a loud, echoey thud.

Tuffy: Problem?

Hockey Kid: I feel dizzy and weak!

Tuffy: Eh, that's just the diabetes setting in. What you need is some insulin.

He jabs insulin into Hockey Kid's back. Hockey Kid screams in agony as Tuffy pours Tuffy Flakes in her mouth.

Tuffy: Keep 'em on their toes, tiger!

He once again pushes her into the game. The bullies begin celebrating their victory while Hockey Kid loses consciousness and dies with Tuffy trying to force her to get back up, but finally gives up.

Singer: You start your breakfast right with what most people call dessert. When you have a taste of Tuffy's Tuffy Flakes...it brings out the toughness in you.

We then see Hockey Kid's grave (which says "Died of Tuffy Flakes") and Tuffy standing next to his cereal box. There's a text under the cereal box that says "IT'S JUST CORN FLAKES WITH FROSTING!"

Tuffy: They're GRRRRRROSSLY misadvertised!

Mariofan: I not gonna eat that cereal

RH: Yeah I don’t even like that cereal

Endless: Next channel