SuperMarioLogan: Endgame: Episode 52: Cancellation

Part 3: Cancellation

SPN: Come on now, hustle up. Clock is ticking. Let’s go.

Popeye: Rootin’ tootin’, Ready for shootin’! Alright Now listen up, cause I’m only gonna say this once. Fear’s a four letter word, chums. You wanna go tinkle in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It’s make your mammas proud time!

Lotta: I love my momma!

Hormone monster: Heads up! vacuum ball coming through!

Hilda: You call Kirby that?

(Yes It’s the blue haired squirt)

Hormone Monster: He can suck absolutely anything and becomes anything

Popeye: We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission: Destroy all Bums.

Elsa: Look At me I’m Black Lightning!

Mario: Let’s make some trouble I’ll pick the timelines

The time portal opens with jeffy with the Nintendo Switch

Jeffy: These controllers are coming off!

(Jeffy is about to use the saw until Mario appears out of the time portal in slow motion)

Mario: NOOOOOO!

(Mario swiftly kicks Jeffy in the face making him bleed)

Jeffy: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Mario: JEFFY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DESTROY THE NINTENDO SWITCH AND YOU TRIED TO! THAT’S IT JEFFY, YOU’RE A BAD BOY AND YOU’RE GROUNDED!

Jeffy: YOU SAID JEFFY'S A BAD BOY!?

Mario: YEAH GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Jeffy: Aw man.

(Jeffy walking to his room while Mario leaves the kitchen with the Nintendo switch. The rest is the same from “Nintendo Switch” but Mario shows Jackie Chu the Nintendo Switch and Jackie Chu approves it.)

Junior: Let’s call the doctor so we can make sure he’s dead!

Joseph: Yeah, Let’s do it dude!

Deadpool in Brooklyn guy’s disguise: They’ll never know it’s me!

Dot: The human disguise is gonna work!

(Brooklyn Guy rings the doorbell)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, did somebody call a doctor?

Junior and Joseph: Well, We did! Because, we just killed somebody!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait, Wait, Wait! Hang on, you killed somebody?!

Junior: Yeah, we did!

Joseph: Come in, he’s in the living room.

Brooklyn Guy: WHERE’S THAT DEAD BODY AT?!?

(Junior, Joseph, and Brooklyn Guy go into the living room where they find Cody’s corpse and then a flash a Logan Paul’s face flashes on Brooklyn Guy’s face then Deadpool pauses the video to take the face off and rips it to shreds and pressed play rewinds a couple seconds back and presses play)

Deadpool: There’s a face of Jake Paul’s brother as an Easter egg... DO IT AGAIN!

Presses play

Brooklyn Guy: WHERE’S THAT DEAD BODY AT?!?

But it doesn’t show Logan Paul’s face this time

Junior: There it is!

Joseph: Right There

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God! You killed him?!

Junior: Um, Yeah we did! He’s dead AF!

Joseph: DEAD!

Brooklyn Guy: HOW?!

Junior: Well you see, while Cody wasn’t in the living room, we rubbed garlic on his ken doll so when he made out with it, he dies from the garlic!

Brooklyn Guy: But, Why would you kill him?!

Junior: Well, because he was a vampire!

Joseph: Yeah dude!

Brooklyn Guy: That’s a stupid reason to kill somebody! He wasn’t even a vampire!

Junior: Yes he was! See, look he has two sharp teeth, he turned into a bat, he didn’t have a reflection, and he hates garlic.

Brooklyn Guy: You mean this bat?

(Brooklyn Guy points to baseball bat that is on the couch)

Junior: Yes he turned into that bat.

Brooklyn Guy: *sighs* you idiots that’s a baseball bat! He has no reflection because he was born without one, his sharp teeth, well he had those out of his lips, and finally, he hates garlic, because he was allergic to it, so he wasn’t a vampire!

Junior: It’s Joseph’s fault.

Joseph: WHAT?!

Junior: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO POINT OUT HE HAD SHARP TEETH!

Joseph: NO, YOU WERE THE ONE TO SAY HE HATES GARLIC!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT, AND NOT AN ACTUAL BAT!

Joseph: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT GARLIC IN KEN’S MOUTH!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TALKED ME OUT OF IT!

Brooklyn Guy: Both of you, Shut up! All right?! I’ll be right back in a moment.

(Brooklyn Guy leaves the living room)

Junior: I’M TELLING YOU JOESPH, IT’S YOUR FAULT CODY’S DEAD!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

(Brooklyn Guy returns to the living room with his cop outfit)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, I’m back. Now Bowser Junior and Joseph, you two are under arrest for the murder of Cody Nutkiss!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: So you two are gonna have to come with me.

Junior: NO I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior and Joseph try to escape, but Brooklyn Guy tasers them, and drags them away)

Junior and Joseph: HELP! LET US GO!

(Meanwhile, at the courthouse)

Judge Goodman: Interpreters Junior and Joseph, what do you have to say in your defense?

Junior: HEY IT’S NOT MY FAULT CODY’S DEAD! IT’S JOSEPH’S FAULT!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Judge Goodman: BOTH OF YOU STOP ARGUING! Anyways, with that out of the way, now we move on to the victim’s parents Judy Nutkiss, and Tyrone Calvin. What do you two have to say?

Junior: Hey look everybody, It’s a pig!

(Judy slaps Junior)

Junior: OW!

Judy: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PIG JOKES AND I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY SON!

Junior: HEY, DON’T BLAME ME, BLAME JOSEPH!

Joseph: WHY YOU LITTLE?!

(Joseph beats up Junior)

Judge Goodman: STOP FIGHTING YOU FU-

(Goodman realizes what he’s about to say, and he looks at YouTube who pulls out the age restriction hammer)

Judge Goodman: Um... STOP FIGHTING YOU FUCKING MURDERERS!

Goodman looks at YouTube, and flips them off

Goodman: FUCK THE YOUTUBE POLICE!

Judge Goodman: *whistles* Okay, the jury has chosen its decision. Bowser Junior, you and your friend Joseph have been chosen GUILTY!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Judge Goodman: Junior and Joseph, for the murder of Cody Nutkiss, you two have been sentenced to 30 Days in prison. OFFICERS!

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I’M NOT GOING TO THAT HELL!

(Junior and Joseph try to run off, but are tackled by officers, dragged off kicking and screaming, and are thrown in the prison bus)

Junior and Joseph: LET US OUT!

(The prison bus drives off with Junior and Joseph screaming) (Meanwhile, at an Alcatraz in an unspecified location, Junior and Joseph are put into prison uniforms and thrown into a cell)

Junior: HEY! LET US OUT DAMNIT!

Joseph: Dude, I can’t believe we’re in jail!

Junior: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JOSEPH!

Joseph: DUDE, STOP ACCUSING ME!

Junior: WELL, YOU GOT US IN JAIL!

Joseph: Why you-

(A blue light suddenly interrupts them and flashes into the cell. Much to Junior and Joseph’s shock, it is Cody as a ghost)

Cody’s ghost: Hey, guys.

Junior: Cody?! I though you were dead!

Cody’s ghost: I am dead. But I’m now a ghost. Now, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS KILLED ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VAMPIRE!

Junior: BUT IT WASN’T ME CODY! I SWEAR! IT WAS JOSEPH!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Cody’s ghost: IT’S BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS! NOW YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY!

Bats swarm the cell and sibella grabs junior and Joseph and grabs them as time stops

Sibella: Never Do jumpscares they’re too easy

She flies off

Sibella: Please call me

Bubbles: You know I will! As you give me your number

Mario: I just wanna prevent this one!

In the substitute teacher

Rosalina: MARIO! STOP HIM!

Mario: WHEN I SAID NO MARSHMALLOWS ON YOUR PANCAKES THAT’S FINAL!

(Mario clenches his fist and punches Jeffy which makes him unconscious)

Mario: Whew That’s some good beating

Rosalina: (Sigh), I guess.

Mario: Bumblebees I Have come for you!

In Jeffy’s new shoes

Brooklyn Guy: Suckers! These bitches are hard!

Mario: Dibs!

Mario Tackles Brooklyn T Guy and beat him up and Stomps him in the Head to Death

Brooklyn T Guy: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mario Goes home with the shoes and give it back To Jeffy

Mario: Next!

Hansel: Hey cheeseburger man!

Mario: Cheeseburger man’s dead.

Mario shoots Hansel

Mario: Honeymoon’s back up

In Black Yoshi’s Call Of duty special editio

Mario closes airplane window and opens it

Mario: And another thing Go fuck yourself black yoshi

Black Yoshi slips off the window

Mario: This one’s good!

In the bet

Goodman: I bet that-

Goodman disappears

Loan Dolphin: Idiot

The Loan dolphin grabs the money

Mario: Honesty will triumph

Mario hops in the time portal back to black yoshi’s call of duty special edition

Mario: The console’s in front of you

Black Yoshi: It’s not there

Mario: Just ring me up

Black Yoshi: It’s camouflaged

Mario gets furious and takes the PS4 and breaks it

Mario: YOU GET NOTHING!!!

In bowser Junior’s piggy bank

Toad: It's your chance to do it, dude, you've gotta tell the truth,  Do it now.

Bowser Jr: Tell the truth, tell the truth, Okay, I will, I'll tell.

Brooklyn T Guy: You have the right to remain silent, that means do NOT talk.

Bowser Jr: Um, officer.

Audrey fires a truth serum dart and itself injects into the neck

Brooklyn T Guy: Did you just come see your dad get arrested?

Bowser Jr: No, I have an confession to make.

Brooklyn T Guy: Oh, Okay then, What is it.

Bowser Jr: It's Wasn't the Piggy bank that turn into a real pig, it wasn't Cody's mom or nobody, I made the whole story up.

Brooklyn T Guy: You made that up, Why?

Bowser: Yeah jr., Fess up right now.

Toad (Jr's mind): It's your chance to do it, dude, you've gotta tell the truth,  Do it now.

Bowser Jr: (sighs) I Need to tell the truth, Officer.

Brooklyn T Guy: What Truth?

Bowser Jr: (sighs) I broke your piggy bank, dad

Bowser: Wait!

Bowser: YOU BROKE MY PIGGY BANK, JR?!?!?!?

Bowser Jr: I'm sorry, dad. i just put my piggy bank in the somewhere to clean this mess with the broom and end up getting a replacement pig but.

Bowser: I JUST GOT YOU A THOMAS PIGGY BANK AND YOU BROKE MY PIGGY BANK, I'VE JUST PAY LIKE $19.52 FOR MY PIGGY BANK, AND YOU LOST ALL MY $100 COINS, HOW COULD YOU?!

Brooklyn T Guy: Well, i'm gonna arrest you instead of your dad for made up a whole stories about the piggy bank turn into a real pig.

Bowser Jr: Don't take me to jail.

Brooklyn T Guy: I said you have the right to remain silent, that means do NOT talk.

Bowser Jr: (sobs)

Bowser: You ain’t doing nothing about, Get your ass outta here.

Chef Peepee: This is Halloween

Mario: This is you crave a pumpkin

Mario swings the samurai sword like Samurai jack, Robin (Damian Wayne is the new Robin), Deathstroke stocking anarchy and katana after he drops the sword and the lining of the pumpkin as it screams and burst pumpkin goo and sees as and reveals the meme fuck yeah

Craig the devil: The winner is-

Drapes come out of nowhere it has Mario for the text

GwenPool: He was probably gonna say Mario But I couldn’t take the Chance

Craig: I was gonna say I was the winner

GwenPool: Easy for you

GwenPool shoots Craig

GwenPool: Mario’s the winner it’s no doubt

Mario: Yeah It's my fucking house, assholes! You get the hell out!

Tyrone: Excuse me!?

Mario: Yeah, I said. Now beat it!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey, pal! You're the one that brought us all over here to this stupid costume contest and you won!

Mario: Well, you're the one that got in my face earlier with all your dumbass talk about illegalizing pumpkin carving, which, with a lack of a better term, the most retarding thing I've ever heard in my life, apart from every other retarded nonsense I get through.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I told you carving a pumpkin classifies a murder!

Mario: That’s not how murder works! Get out! I'm not gonna say it again! Go toss your bullshit into someone else's face for a change. That goes for you, too, dick!

Tyrone: What?!

Mario: That's right, now go! Out! All of you! Out!

Then everyone dejectedly and angrily start to leave out of the house, grumbling under their breaths, before Mario slams the door on them. The Jeffy come up to him.

Jeffy: So, daddy, when can I get candy?

Mario: Let’s Just go to bed, Jeffy. Halloween's canceled this year.

GwenPool: You Forgot your trophy!

Mario: Thanks.

Mario grabs the trophy

Mario: What am I thinking?

In Jeffy plays Minecraft

Jeffy: Daddy, I'm bored, can we do something?

Mario: You know what? Yeah, let's go outside and ride your bike

Jeffy: YAY!

Mario: But before we do, I have something to do first...

Jeffy: What is it?

Mario: Hold on, be right back

(News comes on)

Goodman: Breaking news m'kay The Guy, from the last 2 broadcasts, has a message for all of us!

At the house

Goodman: We're on the scene, now, what do you want to say?

Mario: I just realized one thing, a thing I should have done...

Goodman: What's the thing?

Mario: I decided to bring back Minecraft and that YouTube channel.

Goodman: Could You be more specific?

Mario: I told my son not to reenact stuff what he sees online.

Goodman: and that's the reason why you wanna bring back Minecraft and the YouTube channel?

Mario: Yes and don’t forget to block hop hop in the internet because it’s annoyingly overused.

Goodman: You mean the bunny do?

Mario: I didn’t know the name so yeah

Goodman: Way to do the right thing

Then

Goodman: Minecraft is brought back to every single device and the YouTube channel has been brought back and the bunny do is officially banned from every website who ever listens to it is going to be arrested

Mario: There we go, now we can go play outside without hop hop.

Jeffy: Wait What?

Tv announcer: Faggot says go buy the new-

Mario turns off tv

Mario: Wuss

In bowser Junior’s Nintendo (Gameboy) 3DS

Jr gets mad when the question pops open and Deadpool appears

Deadpool: Some Of you don’t believe

He plants a c4 on the question to continue it and detonates it

Junior destroys the 3DS and chucks Joseph's and Cody's Gameboy off the balcony

Junior: FUCK NINTENDO!!!!

And he goes and buys a PS portable, Xbox One and PS4. He plays with them

In Jeffy’s flu shot

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, who's taking a flu shot?

Mario: Me, Rosalina, and Jeffy. Oh yeah, we're gonna do Jeffy last.

Rosalina: Why Jeffy last?

Mario: Because he'll be very difficult to handle.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, let me do my flu shot first.

(The Brooklyn Guy puts the syringe in his arm)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, let's do-

(The Brooklyn Guy notices that the syringe has water in it)

Brooklyn Guy: I just realized that this is just water so I'll be right back.

(The Brooklyn Guy leaves and comes back with the real flu shot cure)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, now we do the real flu shot test.

(The Brooklyn Guy does Mario and Rosalina's flu shot test)

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Jeffy, it's your turn.

Jeffy: No, I don't wanna do this. It looks scary.

Mario: Hey Jeffy, did you that if you take the flu shot test, you'll be a good boy.

Jeffy: (Gasps) I’ll be a good boy?

Mario: Yeah, so will you do it?

Jeffy: Ok daddy.

Mario: Good. Me and Rosalina will hold you

Brooklyn Guy: Alright now I'm ready.

(The Brooklyn Guy swiftly stabs Jeffy with the needle)

Jeffy screams

Brooklyn Guy: Aw come on. It's not that bad.

Rosalina: Yeah Jeffy, me and Mario are proud of you.

Mario: Yeah and for that, you are a good boy.

Jeffy: (Gasps) YAY, I’M A GOOD BOY!

Rosalina: Wait I just realized something Doctor.

Brooklyn Guy: What is it?

Rosalina: Wouldn't you get a flu since you didn't use the real syringe.

Brooklyn Guy: Nah, I'll be fine.

He injects his veins

Lotta: Truth serum!

The blonde puts a drop of truth serum in Junior’s mouth while He’s asleep

Bowser Jr: Uh, umm...... Excuse me, Principal Steinbeck, I have something to tell you.

Steinbeck: Then what is it, then?

Bowser Jr: Well, um, I have a confession to make.

Steinbeck: Then say something

Bowser Jr: Ummmm... uh, I've been cheating on the final exam today

Steinbeck: wait, WHAT?

Bowser Jr: Yeah, I'm really sorry, I folded the test and sneak into the bathroom to cheat and then we've tried to google the answer on the test with Chef Pee Pee's phone, and because it died, I had to get rid of the test by throwing the paper into the toilet, I'm sorry.

Steinbeck: Oh my god, First you cheated on the final exam with Chris, then you cheated on somebody else's test, and NOW, YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON THE FINAL EXAM WITH YOUR- (Coughs) Hold On (Coughs Again and Clears throat) -CHEF! NOW IT'S THE 3RD TIME THIS YEAR, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED CHEAT AGAIN- (Coughs), -JUNIOR, IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON A TEST, THIS WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPEN! (Coughs) One second (Clears throat) and you know what, since you tried to cheat three times, I'M EXPELLING- (Coughs) -YOU FROM THIS SCHOOL FOR CHEATING, AND YOU (Grabs inhaler clears throat And inhales) -FAIL!

Bowser Jr: WHAT? I failed?

Steinbeck: Of course you failed, and I'm notifying your teacher about this, especially your dad too!

Bowser Jr: Not my dad!

Steinbeck: Too late

Chef PeePee: That's just great, Junior, now we're about to get beaten by your dad because you fail, thanks to you.

Bowser Jr: I'm sorry, Chef Pee Pee.

Chef PeePee: Don't talk to me, Junior.

(Scene cuts to Classroom)

Jackie Chu: Okay class, 5 minutes left, hang on, where's Junior? he's supposed to be here any minute by now.

Cody: Or maybe because he ditched school or something.

Steinbeck: This will take 2 Seconds everyone Hey, Mr Chu

Jackie Chu: Oh, Mr Steinbeck, I didn't expect you here

Steinbeck: I didn't expect to be here anyway, but I’ll tell you about one of your students

Jackie Chu: Oh, which one?

Steinbeck: Junior. I heard that he was in the bathroom and he was trying to cheat on the final exam with his Chef

Jackie Chu: Oh, He DUMB, HE DUMB, HE FAILED, HE DUMB AS SHIT! HE GETS 100% F+! But who's the chef, a lunch lady?

Steinbeck: No, It wasn't a lunch lady, it was a male, and yeah, I already expelled him for cheating because he failed and WE CAN'T HAVE- (Coughs) -THAT IN THIS SCHOOL, so he will receive consequences and I'm calling his parents, so have a nice day. (walks away)

Toad: Woah, Paulina, did you hear that Junior failed.

Paulina: Well, this sucked because I wished Junior passed.

Toad: I know, this sucked too.

Cody: What? Did Junior fail? I know why because he cheated on my test.

Joseph: geez, I didn't know Junior fail, well I'm failing too

Chris the Cucumber: Did you know that F.A.I.L.U.R.E.S is an academy award-winning anime show made by Jackie Chu?

Steinbeck: Seriously. Stop.

Tanner: I don't know about this, but Junior likes failing, so he is super cool.

Paul: Are you talking about me?

Tanner: No, I wasn't, so shut up!

Paul: Whatever, you're just jealous because I don't have any arms and you are not part of the No-Arm Gang because you have arms

Tanner: “Why you little (Beats Paul) YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER ROAST ME AGAIN!”

Black Yoshi: Hold on folk, Junior failed for cheating, folk, well, that's what he gets for playing with my Call of Duty!

Pixie Goblin: I'm tired of school.

(Scene cuts to the hallway)

Pixie Goblin: Hmmm... I’ve got it!

(Scene cuts to Classroom)

Cody: Do we get a fire alarm again?

Jackie Chu: Class, class, there's a fire, take what you need and run, hurry!

Brooklyn T Guy: People, look at my face, you see that? this is a sad face, Who did it?

Pixie Goblin: Suck it! (laughs)

Brooklyn T Guy: Asshole, get back here!

(Scene cuts to Bowser's bedroom)

Bowser: (laughs) Charleyyy, that's not how you use laptops to type with. (as the phone rings Bowser stops laughing and gets angry) “AAARGH! FOR GOD SAKE! I HATE WHEN SOMEONE CALLS WHILE CHARLEYYY'S ON!” (Picks up the phone and yells loudly) “HELLO??”

Steinbeck: This is Principal Steinbeck, I’m calling about junior again

Bowser: MY SON, AGAIN? What did he do this time, Did he fail or cheat again?

Steinbeck: Unfortunately, he failed because I’ve caught your son with his partner cheating on the final exam. what’s the chef’s name?

Bowser: WHAT? YOU MEAN, OOOOH! THAT FAILURE AND CHEF PEE PEE, I'M KILLING THEM TWO! And his name is Chef Peepee

Steinbeck: How about you choose a consequence for him

Bowser: Oh, I'd love to do that, BUT STILL I'M MAD! but which one shall I choose?

Steinbeck: What’s on your mind?

Bowser: Hmm... Oh, I know, How about I force them two to be my slaves after I whip Junior with the extension cord and Chef Pee Pee with the belt.

Steinbeck: That's an old fashioned option, Junior deserves it and he fails, BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE! (Coughs) My throat’s killing me, have a nice day! (hangs up the phone and grabs jolly ranchers) That’s gonna hurt swallowing

Bowser: Gotta get the belt once they get here.

(Scene cuts to outside)

Bowser Jr: (sobs)

Chef PeePee: Stop crying, Junior, This is all your fault we're about to get beaten!

Junior opens the door

Chef Peepee: JK YOU ARE NIGGA! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chef Peepee runs off like a maniac

Bowser: HEY!

Bowser Jr: What, Dad?

Bowser: Get to my bedroom now.

Bowser Jr (In unison): Okay.

(Scene cuts to Bowser's Bedroom)

Bowser Jr: I’m going to be killed, right?

Bowser: (Beats Bowser Jr with the extension cord) STUPID BOY! WHY DID YOU FAIL AGAIN, I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU'VE PASSED BUT YOU FAILED AGAIN I'M SMART AS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU'RE RETARDED AS CAILLOU, I'M BIG AS GALACTUS, YOU'RE SMALLER THAN THE ATOM, I'M RIGHT LIKE JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE WRONG AS BILL COSBY. (Stops beating him) and for that, oooooh, you will work for me and be my slave forever!

We cut to chef Peepee spying junior in his binoculars

Chef Peepee in bowser’s accent weakly: Chef PeePee, you're next! YOU'RE AN IDIOT, YOU'VE BEEN HELPING JUNIOR CHEAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING, CLEANING, AND TAKING OUT THE TRASH, BUT NO. and for that, oooooh, you two will work for me and be my slaves forever! Hm he didn’t see me at the door

In Black Yoshi’s fried chicken

Tyreese: Cluck cluck motherfucker

Mario grabs gun

Mario: No Turkie (Reference Of thankskilling) You’re the motherfucker

Mario shoots Tyreese

Mario: Calling off the gofundme

Black yoshi: I feel so much better folk. i think seeing that two million dollars went on and cured me.

Brooklyn t guy: Wait, i'm not buying this. what happened to your skin tissue?

Black yoshi: It grew back.

Brooklyn t Guy: And what about your dick herpes?

Black yoshi: It fell off.

Brooklyn t guy: I’m not buying this. i think you were faking.

Black yoshi: Folk, If i was faking, then would it be on you?

Brooklyn t guy: Wait what?

Black yoshi makes a phone call

Police: 911, what's your emergency?

Black yoshi: Alright. This doctor folk, that is also the cop, that i can for some reason still talk to, despite them bein the same dude, is bein a racist, by saying that just because i'm black that i'm faking my sickness, and he thinks, that he can just own my two million dollars.

Police: Oh really. right, we're gonna come over there.

Goodman: Alright, you're under arrest for racism and attempt of theft.

Doctor brooklyn t guy: But i wasn't racist! he scammed us!

Goodman: Wait a second he scammed us?

Black yoshi turns to goodman

Black yoshi: Am I gonna get my two million folk? Rich as fuck twice and this time the video'll get good reception.

Mario: There’s no video

Black Yoshi: Pssh. Mario, Listen here folk. the dude'll be out of jail in the next video.

Mario: Too late for the next one

Goodman: You’re coming with me for murder over black ops II

Black Yoshi: I ain’t do nothin!

Goodman: Yes You did and you scammed us

Mario: Do the wrong to right

In Jeffy’s switcheroo

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Mario, I'm here for your nuts.

Mario: No, I'm not gonna give you my nuts.

Brooklyn Guy: But I thought you said you were gonna give me your nuts.

Mario: Well I changed my mind, so I'm not giving you my nuts.

Brooklyn Guy: Well that's rude, thanks a lot for not giving me your nuts you rude ass. All I can do now is just leave. See you later.

Jeffy: Wait mister, I can give you my nuts.

Brooklyn Guy: Really?

Jeffy: Yeah, I don't really need them, so you can have them.

Brooklyn Guy: Wow thanks kid, I really appreciate it. Alright, take those pants off so I can rip off your nuts.

Jeffy: Okay

Brooklyn Guy: Wow, I feel a whole lot better with your nuts. I think I gained 10 more pounds.

Jeffy: Well, it wasn't a problem. Just helping you out.

Brooklyn Guy: I really appreciate it. You're even better than your dad, who's nothing but a rude ass.

Mario: Can you just shut the fuck up and get out of here?

Brooklyn Guy: Oh I was gonna!!

Rosalina: What was that all about?

Mario: Just something that happened while me and Jeffy had our bodies switched.

Mario: Jeffy has no kids

In Jeffy(’s) has kids

Jeffy: This is hippo dick

Mario: Jeffy, Now you'll NEVER have a 4th Child!!!

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: You gave away BOTH of your self control!

Jeffy: Oops...

Rosalina: So, Mario what do you want to do?

Mario: Read this paper.

Rose are Red Violets are Blue If you touch Me, Mario or my daughter I will kill you ⁃	Witchblade

Rosalina Beats up Mario. But he throws rosalina out the window

Jeffy: There’s something wrong with my Cheerio box!

Mario: I’ll check it out

Mario takes it outside and throws it into the ocean

In Black Yoshi The Assistant

Black Yoshi: Finally I can go back to playing call of duty.

While Black Yoshi is heading to the living room, Shrek passes him.

Shrek: I really need to use the toilet!

Shrek enters the bathroom, and poops in the toilet.

Shrek: That feels good!

Suddenly, Shrek looks down and sees Junior’s corpse.

Shrek: What the? DONKEY! COME IN HERE!

Mario enters.

Mario: What is it Shrek?

Shrek: It’s not about toilet paper, but what’s that on the floor.

Mario sees Junior’s corpse and screams.

Mario: IS THAT JUNIOR?!

Shrek: I don’t know, but I was just coming into the bathroom but then I found this corpse on the floor.

Mario: Who killed him?!

Mario notices something on Junior.

Mario: Wait... Is that Black Yoshi’s gold chain

Mario grabs the gold chain.

Mario: This could mean... BLACK YOSHI!!!!

Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty until Mario and Shrek enter.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS?!

Black Yoshi: What are you talking about?

Mario: YOU KNOW! COME IN THE BATHROOM!

Black Yoshi: Aye!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom and they come to Junior’s corpse.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI, DID YOU DO THIS?!

Black Yoshi: I don’t know who that is.

Mario: STOP LYING!

Black Yoshi: But it wasn’t me!

Mario: Ok, but I’m going to find proof.

Chef Pee Pee: Junior’s dead?! YES! HE DESERVED TO DIE!

Mario: Anyways, Let’s watch!

In the footage...

Chef Peepee: Bowser installed security cameras everywhere in the house

Junior: Black Yoshi!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom.

Black Yoshi: What do you want?

Junior: Can you wipe me?

Black Yoshi grabs his gun

Black Yoshi: Nope

He shoots Junior to death.

The footage ends.

Black Yoshi: That’s not me on there!

Mario: STOP LYING!!

Bowser starts to strangle Black Yoshi.

Bowser: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME SON!

Mario: BOWSER! WAIT!

Bowser: Fine.

Mario: Care to explain why you killed him? WITH THE LASSO OF TRUTH?!

Wonder Woman grabs the lasso by Black Yoshi

Mario: Who killed junior?

Black Yoshi: THE REASON I KILLED HIM WAS BECAUSE HE KEPT CALLING ME TO DO STUFF FOR HIM AND I COULDN’T PLAY MY CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE OF IT!

Mario: THAT’S A HORRIBLE REASON!

Black Yoshi: Well, I’m going back to play Call of Duty.

Mario: NO! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

Black Yoshi: NO YOU AIN’T!

Black Yoshi grabs his gun and prepares to shoot Mario, only for Shrek to tackle him, and Woody to grab his gun.

Woody: Quick Mario! Call them!

Mario: Ok!

Black Yoshi: GET OFF ME!

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: I received a report of a shooting here?

Mario: Yes! Come inside! I got footage.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

After Brooklyn a Guy watches the footage.

Mario: Yes! Black Yoshi was the one that killed Bowser Junior!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Black Yoshi! You are under arrest for the murder of a child, so you’re coming with me!

Black Yoshi: I AIN’T GOIN BACK!

Black Yoshi tries to run, only to get tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: Some people never learn do they?

Outside, Brooklyn Guy is dragging Black Yoshi to the car.

Black Yoshi: NO! I AIN’T DO NOTHIN! MARIO! I NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT WITH THE MONEY!

Mario: Officer. Let him suffer.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Mario walks to Black Yoshi, and suddenly punches him and takes his 200 dollars.

Mario: I believe this is mine thank you Ok, Officers! Take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy throws Black Yoshi into his car and drives him to jail.

Black Yoshi: MARIO PLEASE!

Mario: Got what he deserved...

Meanwhile in prison, Black Yoshi is thrown into his cell.

Black Yoshi: LET ME OUT! I AIN’T DO NOTHIN’!

Bubbles: You too?

In jeffy the rapper

(Knock Knock)

Mario: That must be Rosalina.

(Mario opens the front door)

Mario: Hey babe.

Rosalina: Hi Mario, how's Jeffy doing.

Mario: Shitty.

Rosalina: What, why? did something bad happen to Jeffy?

Mario: Yep.

(Scene Transates to the gaming room)

Rosalina: So what happened to-

(Rosalina sees an injured Jeffy)

Rosalina: OH MY GOD! JEFFY!

(Rosalina rushes to Jeffy and starts sobbing)

Rosalina: JEFFY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Brooklyn Guy: He was shot by Toad last night.

Brooklyn Guy: He's a mushroom rapper that challenged Jeffy to a rap battle last night.

Rosalina: Rap battle? I didn't know Jeffy was rapper.

Mario: That he sucks at in my opinion.

Rosalina: So you said Toad was responsible for shooting Jeffy?

Brooklyn Guy: Yep.

Rosalina: AAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!

(Rosalina rushes out of the gaming room)

Mario: I wonder where she's going.

(Scene transates to Rosalina running down the stairs)

Rosalina: BLACK YOSHI WHERE’S TOAD?!

Black Yoshi: Watch where your going. Why are in a rush?

Rosalina: Because I’m looking for Toad.

Black Yoshi: Toad? Why do you need him?

Rosalina: Because he shot Jeffy.

Black Yoshi: J-fee?

Rosalina: Yep. I'm getting revenge on Toad for what he did to Jeffy.

Black Yoshi: Toad lives here.

Rosalina: Seriously?

Black Yoshi: Yeah, I can help you get revenge on Toad if you like for me to help you.

Rosalina: Wow, thank you Black Yoshi, you’re so kind.

Black Yoshi: Oh, let call somebody here before we get revenge on Toad. HEY SHREK, GET IN HERE!

(Shrek comes in the front door way)

Shrek: What do want Black Donkey? Can't you see that I'm trying to eat my cheesecake in the kitchen.

Black Yoshi: Shrek, me and Rosalina are going to beat up Toad, do you wanna come? I know you hate him.

Shrek: HELL YEAH I WANNA BEAT UP TOAD AGAIN FOR EATING MY CHEESECAKE!

Black Yoshi: Alright, let's go then.

Rosalina: Right.

(Scene transates to Toad rapping)

Toad: Man I got Jeffy real good.

(Toad's door is suddenly burst open by Rosalina, Black Yoshi, and Shrek)

Toad: Oh uh, what do you three want? Can't you see that I'm trying to-

(Toad suddenly gets beat up by Rosalina)

Toad: AAAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!

Rosalina: THIS IS FOR SHOOTING JEFFY!

(Rosalina grabs Toad's computer and slams it on Toad's head making it bleed)

Toad: GAAAUUUGH! PLEASE STOP! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR ME?

Rosalina: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! BLACK YOSHI YOUR TURN!

Black Yoshi: Yeah folk, I'm gonna shoot this bitch.

Toad: NO PLEASE!

(Black Yoshi shoots Toad's foot with his glock)

Toad: AAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!

(Black Yoshi shoots Toad's other foot)

Toad: AUUUUGGGHHH, NOT MY OTHER FOOT!

(Black Yoshi shoots both of Toad's arms)

Toad: AAAAAAUUUGGGHHH, MY ARMS!

Black Yoshi: Alright Shrek, finish him.

Shrek: Oh yeah, I always wanted to do this to Toad again.

(Shrek carries Toad, injured to the downstairs bathroom)

Toad: Wait, no, please, don't do-

(Shrek puts Toad in the toilet)

Toad: (Gurrgle)

Shrek: Now to finish you.

(Shrek then takes a huge crap on Toad while he screams)

Toad: (Cough) (Cough).

(Rosalina grabs Toad by the neck)

Rosalina: Now listen you, IF YOU SHOOT JEFFY AGAIN, I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL INTO DUST! Got it?

Toad: yes.

Rosalina: Good. Hm

(Rosalina throws Toad back in the toilet which stills has Shrek's crap in it and heads back to Black Yoshi and Shrek)

Rosalina: Well guys, we taught Toad a lesson, huh?

Black Yoshi and Shrek: Yep

In fat jeffy

Jeffy: HOLD ON FREEZE FRAME!

Mario: Jeffy. Get over here.

Jeffy: Daddy I was gonna tell the fans you’re high as-

Mario: Fuck the fans

Mario grabs Jeffy back to his seat

In sunken

Cody and junior come back to see the whale who is just a whale

Junior: Cody your Mom?

Cody: Come here bitch!

Cody beats up junior

In drawing jeffy

Mario: Hey!

Drawing jeffy: Milk!

Drawing jeffy walks off

Mario: I’ll be right back rosalina.

Rosalina: Okay mario.

Mario walks off

Scene cuts to jeffy in his crib

Jeffy: Daddy’s a fucking dick. i don't know why he doesn't believe me, i want a whiff of his pot.

Mario runs into the room

Mario: jeffy! i realized your other self in the house!

Jeffy: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

Mario starts to walk off

Mario: Hey imposter! Back to the ink machine with you!

Drawing Jeffy: Mayonnaise!

Mario: You want is mayo Huh? Huh? Let me educate you!

Mario stabs drawing jeffy with a pen and the clone was screaming and getting sucked in the tip and breaks it in half

Mario: Doodlebob‘s waiting for your sorry ass in the afterlife

Jeffy: Man, that was some intense shit.

In 1 2 switch

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): JEFFY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU GOT BACK IN YOUR BODY, RIGHT?!

Jeffy: Oh, it was simple, I put a fork in an outlet with Junior and it gave us a shock we were like Shazam.

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): So that's how you got back in your body, correct?

Jeffy: Yep

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): Well, if say it actually works, I'll give it a shot.

(Scene transates to Chef Pee Pee)

(Cody) in the hallways with a fork in his hands with an outlet while waiting for Cody)

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): Well, I hope this works.

(Cody) (Chef Pee Pee) sees Chef Pee Pee (Cody) about to put a fork in an outlet)

Cody (Chef Pee Pee): CHEF PEE PEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Chef Pee Pee (Cody): Something that should've been done a long time ago.

Cody (Chef Pee Pee): CHEF PEE PEE, NO!

Chef Peepee (Cody): DADDY, YES! SHAZAM!

(Cody) (Chef Pee Pee) tries to stop Chef Pee Pee (Cody) but gets an Electrical Shock along with Chef Pee Pee (Cody)

Chef Pee Pee: Oh man, that hurt.

(Chef Pee Pee realizes something)

Chef Pee Pee: Wait a minute.

(Chef Pee Pee rushes to the nearest mirror and sees his reflection which he becomes surprised about it)

Chef Pee Pee: YES, WOO HOO! I'M BACK IN MY BODY BABY!

Cody: Oh man, well, it was fun while it lasted.

(Chef Pee Pee suddenly punches Cody in the face which breaks his nose)

Cody: GAAHHH, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Chef Pee Pee: Fucking Bowser in my body. That’s what

(Chef Pee Pee leaves)

Mario: Let’s Do the assassination right this time

Loan Dolphin: Alright Mario, here's the plan. You take your kid to the park and give him ice cream.

Mario: What does that have to do with killing Jeffy?

Loan Dolphin: It's so that I know which kid is the right one to snipe

Mario: Wait, what if you shot the wrong kid that also has an ice cream?

Loan Dolphin: Well, point taken. Alright, just show me the kid that you want me to kill.

Mario: Jeffy! Get in here!

(Jeffy comes in the room)

Jeffy: What daddy?

Mario: Alright Loan Dolphin, here's the kid that you need to kill. He's wearing a yellow shirt that has the word Jeffy on it, has a pencil in his nose, he's wearing a blue helmet, and is wearing a diaper over his pants, got it?

Loan Dolphin: Yes Mario, I know which kid to kill now. Now take the kid to the park now so that I can snipe him.

Mario: Okay.

(Mario and Jeffy arrive at the park)

Jeffy: Daddy, why are we at the park?

Mario: It's because you have been a good boy lately.

Jeffy: (Gasps) Jeffy's a good boy?

Mario: Yes Jeffy, you have been a good boy lately.

Jeffy: Yaaaaay, I’m a good boy!

(Scene transates to the Loan Dolphin on a roof of a building)

Loan Dolphin: Alright now which kid is it.

(Sees Patrick in his telescope)

Loan Dolphin: No, he's not wearing a yellow shirt.

(Sees Jeffy cheering in his telescope)

Loan Dolphin: That must be the kid.

(Takes the shot which kills Jeffy pernamently)

(Scene Transates to Mario with Jeffy killed and kids screaming in the background)

Goodman: Breaking news M'kay. We have reports that a child named Jeffy was shot at the park. We have some witnesses who will explain what has happened.

Patrick: I was just eating my ice cream when I heard a gun shot and I now see that a child was shot and this is crazy!

Felipe: I was just talking to my friend Patrick when I suddenly heard a gun shot out of no where.

Woody: I was just hunting for shrimpos when all of a sudden, I heard a gun shot and I saw in my own two eyes, I see a disabled kid dead.

(Scene transates back to Goodman)

Goodman: There you have it, those are the witnesses's stories. We will come back after the break.

Mario: Yes! Yes! Jeffy is finally dead forever! Now I don't have to deal with stress anymore. So how much is it gonna cost?

Loan Dolphin: A million dollars

Mario: (Sigh) Wait right here.

(Mario leaves and comes back with a winning lottery ticket)

Mario: Here you go, I won this at a gas station.

(The Loan Dolphin examines it)

Loan Dolphin: Oh sweet, thanks man.

(The Loan Dolphin takes the lottery ticket and leaves)

Mario: (Sigh) Now I can go relax without Jeffy bothering me.

In Jeffy Gets hypnotized

Jeffy throws the radio to the lake

Mario: Jeffy What the hell

Jeffy: You hypnotized me asshole!

Mario: You were being a moron and now I will have to give you a therapist

Jeffy punches Mario to the ground

Jeffy: I’ve got all the help I need so what

Jeffy about to punch Mario who rolls behind him

Mario: Well time to give him some payback

Mario Punch Jeffy in the back of his head knocking him down and runs to the house and lock the door

Mario: Good That can give me sometime

Jeffy jumps though the window tackling Mario down

Mario Punch Jeffy who blocks it Jeffy Punch Mario Multiple times

Jeffy: Take this you asshole

Mario kicks Jeffy in the Balls who let Mario go

Mario runs to the kitchen

Mario: Need to find a weapon

Mario sees a kitchen knife

Mario: Might as well celebrate Halloween

Mario grabs the knife

Jeffy returns to focus

Jeffy: Okay

Jeffy grabs a glass shard

Jeffy walks around the house to slowly come to a halt at the living room

Jeffy: Where are you?

Mario jumps at Jeffy who reacted in time and stabs Mario in the stomach and Mario stabs Jeffy in his right arm

Junior: What the fuck!

Mario: Contract the police!

Junior walks away

Jeffy throws a left hook to Mario’s face

Mario: So That how you going to act than taste this

Mario Throws a left jab than a right hook at Jeffy and both continue the jabs and hooks with Mario using both left and right while Jeffy can just use his left arm

Jeffy: Fuck this

Jeffy Throws Mario onto glass table and breaks through it and the glass shards dig into them with their first main reaction ways to scream

The door was opened by Simmons and Brooklyn Guy

Brooklyn Guy: You’re under arrest Jeffy

Jeffy Punch Mario over the railing to the hallway and Jeffy jumps to Mario and jabs the shard right in Mario left eye but Brooklyn Guy shoots the shard

Brooklyn Guy: You know what Take this

Mario kicks Jeffy to a picture of him and Mario which shatters

Mario: This will be stopped

Mario sky uppercuts Jeffy forwards to the door knocking him out

Mario: Yes I did it

Mario breathes heavily and a few seconds later he conclaves

Rosalina: Mario! Jeffy!

Brooklyn Guy checks on Simmons

Brooklyn Guy: Wait it seem he might have a chance of survival good thing we drove in my ambulance

Junior: Why you drive in a ambulance

Brooklyn Guy: Well our police car was destroyed and we couldn’t get another car so since I have all the jobs here basically I decided screw it if I have to drive my ex wife in a garbage truck might as well use the ambulance as our police car

Rosalina: What would happen after they done in the hospital

Brooklyn Guy: Well Jeffy is going to jail

Rosalina: What

Junior: Yep

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah I going to bring the stretchers out and get them

The other half of Jeffy’s new toy

Bowser: Oh man. A new episode of Charleyyy And Friends is coming on, I can't wait.

Announcer: Charleyyy And Friends was filmed in front of a live audience.

(Episode begins with Charleyyy flying a kite in a stormy night)

Charleyyy: Oh hi guys, I'm Charleyyy.

Charleyyy: And today, I'm flying a kite because it's windy, which is a perfect weather for flying a kite.

(Charleyyy then resumes flying his kite only to be struck by lighting)

Bowser: Hahaha Oh Charleyyy, your are the best!

(The power suddenly goes out)

Bowser: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POWER?! I CAN'T WATCH CHARLEYYYY NOW DAMNIT! Ughh, might as well get some sleep and ask Mario if he can fix the power.

(Mario screams)

Bowser: (Gasp) THAT'S SOUND LIKE MARIO'S IN DANGER! DON'T WORRY MARIO! I'LL SAVE YOU!

(Bowser quickly gets out of his room and rushes downstairs while his eye catches a flashlight and a baseball bat)

Bowser: Ooooh. Those might come in handy.

(Bowser picks up the items and hears Mario screaming again)

Bowser: OH SHIT, I NEED TO HURRY!

(Bowser heads to the kitchen to see broken plates everywhere, blood on the counter, and a doll that has a knife which the doll is about to kill Mario)

Mario: No.

(Bowser goes in front of Mario)

Bowser: WHAT’S UP ANNABELLE!

(Bowser whacks the doll with the baseball bat)

Rosalina (in the doll): GAAAAHHH!

(Bowser continues hitting the doll with the baseball bat)

Bowser: DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Rosalina: WAIT PLEASE STOP!

(Bowser removes the doll head revealing Rosalina)

Mario: ROSALINA?!

Rosalina: Yeah, it's me.

(Bower grabs her neck against the wall)

Bowser: WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL MARIO?! HUH! IS IT BECAUSE HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU?! IS THAT IT?!

Rosalina (Choking): Pl-ea-she le-t m-e g-go. I c-a-an ex-pl-plain.

(Bowser releases her from her grip)

Mario: Alright Rosalina, explain what just happened.

Rosalina: Alright Mario, I did this to teach you a lesson.

Mario: What? What did I ever do to you?

Rosalina: You were lying to me. There's no movie about donkeys getting run over, and I know you lied because you showed Jeffy some porn.

Mario: What about the doll?

Rosalina: I went to Toys R Us and placed the doll on the shelf and before I left. I told Jeffy to get the doll off the shelf so that he can take it home with him. Also, I thought what I did was hilarious.

(Mario suddenly turns angry and punches Rosalina in the nose which breaks)

Rosalina: GAAHAH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: SO YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY FOR SCARING ME LIKE THAT, HUH?! WELL WE'LL SEE WHOSE LAUGHING NOW!

(Mario starts kicking her stomach multiple times)

Rosalina: AAAHHH! PLEASE STOP MARIO!

Mario: THIS IS FOR LAUGHING AT ME FROM THE THINGS THAT JEFFY DID TO ME!

(Mario punches Rosalina's teeth out)

Mario: AND THIS IS FOR GETTING ME ARRESTED!

(Mario punches both of Rosalina's eyes)

Rosalina: Ma-rio pl-ease, I'm sorry.

Mario: SORRY'S NOT GONNA CUT IT!

(Mario drags Rosalina by hair to the front door and throws her out)

MARIO: YOU’RE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE BECAUSE OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!

(Mario slams the door)

Rosalina (sobbing): YOU'RE SO CRUEL MARIO, I HATE YOU!

(Rosalina then runs home crying)

In the remote

Bowser Junior: What about this Parental Controls button?

Joesph: Wait dude, I didn’t get to do anything with it yet!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah Joesph, here you go.

Joseph pause time and Throw away the Lottery Ticket to Avoid his mom to win the Lottery

Bowser Junior: What about this Parental Controls button?

Joesph: Wait dude, I didn’t get to do anything with it yet!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah Joesph, here you go.

Jeffy: ARE YOU-

Joesph: Dude, you are going to get us age restricted!

Jeffy: What Does That Mean?

Joesph: It means you won’t get money!

Jeffy: Not the money!

Joseph: So Don’t cuss, if you cuss you won’t get money, Wait, I thought we had 4,000,000 Subscribers? Oh wait, Jeffy, the cursing made him popular!

Jeffy: YOU SERIOUS?

Bowser Junior: So what did you do?

Cody: Yeah, did you pause time or something?

Joesph: Don’t worry about it, it is not important.

Cody: Oh, Okay, But still we got to get rid of the Remote, if you sell it we might get Millions of dollars.

Joesph: Like my mom!

Cody: Yes Joesph.

Joesph: LET’S GO SELL IT RIGHT NOW!

Bowser Junior: Okay

CODY: Why the hell did you do that, you idiot? Now it's age-restricted

JUNIOR: Because fuck the YouTube police. Right Joseph?

JOSEPH: Fuck the YouTube police coming straight from the underground

CODY: Thank christ this is over.

JOSEPH: Um...I am leaving dude. Have a nice day

JUNIOR: See you Joseph. Thanks for nothing Cody for ruining the fun.

CODY: DO I RUIN THE FUN, JUNIOR? (sighs) I hate you Junior! With a deep passion

JUNIOR: You can leave if you want...I really don't care.

CODY: FINE! Come on Ken.

Mario hops into a time portal to The diamond

Mario: "GRRR! WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

Mario tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up for stealing the diamond.

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Mario then ties Jeffy up and takes him to Goodman.

Goodman: "Why did you tie him up?"

Mario: "BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE THAT STOLED YOUR DIAMOND!"

Goodman: "WHAT! HE DID?!"

Jeffy: "Yes sir, I'd stoled your diamond because I thought it would be funny. I'm sorry."

Goodman: "I hate to tell you but No, I don't accept your apology because you tried to get your father's mouth sewn shut with my ballsacks. As punishment, I'm sewing my ballsacks to your mouth."

Jeffy: "WHAT! NO PLEASE! I SAID I WAS FUCKING SORRY! DADDY, PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DO THAT TO ME!"

Goodman: "Well, if you say so. Here's 1000$ for finding my diamond."

Goodman gives Mario the money and then drags Jeffy out of the house.

Jeffy: "DAAAAADDDDDYYYYYY!"

The front door slams shut.

Mario: "The Bastard deserve it."

In Netflix and kill

Samara Morgan emerges from the tv and ghost rider emerges from the window

Ghost rider: You come in here, shedding blood again... In fact, you go anywhere in this world, preying on innocent people and I will find you.

Samara: Seven Days

Ghost rider: Your Days Are numbered

Ghost rider stabs samara on the heart with a Cruci-Dagger

Ghost rider: Feel the torment of a billion billion dead souls!

Then Grabbing Samara by her shoulders, Ghost Rider forces the ghost to look him in the face.

Ghost rider: Feel their pain!

When she does, her eyes burst into beams, and samara scream in horror. Ghost Rider drops them as their eyes continue to burn with light, the Souls come out of her mouth killing her.

Samara: Mommy!

Ghost Rider: You have no mother!

Ghost rider whips the chains at samara and swings the living daylights out of here and slams her into the Well but she’s climbing

Ghost rider: Be Gone Parasite!

Ghost rider throws the rock from the Well straight to the Well crushing samara with her exploding

In jeffy gets chicken pox

Mario tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up brutally.

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Mario: "YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME AND MAKE ME WORRY SICK!"

Jeffy: "DADDY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE STOP!"

Mario: "NEVER!"

Then Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him down the stairs causing his limbs to break. Mario drags Jeffy to the kitchen and ties him up.

Jeffy: "Daddy, what are you doing?"

Mario: "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A CHICKEN FOR REAL!"

Mario grabs a pot and fills it up with oil. Then he fries it up and throws Jeffy in there causing him to scream from the oil frying up.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

After an hour passes by, Mario grabs Jeffy out of the pot and throws him on the ground. Jeffy's skin is now completely deep fried up and is horribly scarred.

Jeffy: "Daddy, what happened?"

Mario: "Now your completely deep fried pernamently."

Jeffy tries to move his limbs but to no advail. Then Mario drags Jeffy to a dog cage and throws him in there.

Mario: "This is where you'll be staying in from now on you lying shit. Now everyone will see you as freak."

Then Jeffy starts crying for what he has become.

Mario: "And also, you'll be eating green beans from now on."

Jeffy: "NOOOOO! NOT GREEN BEANS!"

Mario: "TOO BAD!"

Mario kicks Jeffy in the face and locks him up. Then he leaves him.

In Jeffy gets hiccups

Brooklyn T. Guy: Here lies Jeffy, an innocent kid who died because his dad forced him to hold his breath

Then shows a scene where sml’s subscriber count goes downhill rapidly.

Mario stares at the camera and grabs it and destroys it

Mario: MOVIE’S CANCELLED! EVERYONE UNSUBSCRIBE! I QUIT MY JOB! GO HOME!

Mario walks off

In Bowser’s House Fire

Chef Pee Pee to take junior to McDonald's and asks him if he wants to comes as well.

Junior: Yes, I do!

Happily comes along, unaware that he left the candle And tony blows it

Kirby: I’ll try this one

Kirby rolls into The golden egg

Jeffy: All I found is this.

Kirby throws a time bomb to stop time and takes the golden egg

Jeffy: Man I sure wish I found the golden egg

A moment of silence

Jeffy: I said Man I sure wish I found the golden egg.

Kirby: I wish the emoji movie never existed

Jeffy: I don’t think it’s working

The egg vanishes

Chef Peepee: Did it just vanished into thin air?

Kirby: let’s see if it worked, Ha! Who’s laughing now Sony? Oh look Popeye!

Woody: Oh man, I'm beat from hunting shrimpos.

(Woody sees the furnitures being tossed over by the people that are looking for the golden egg)

Woody: Woah! What the hell is going on here?

Shrek: Oh donkey, you’re here. We were just looking for the golden egg.

Woody: The golden egg?

Shrek: It's an egg that can grant you one wish that you desire.

Woody: One wish?

(Woody starts thinking in his head)

Woody: If that golden egg is real, I can wish myself an endless supply of shrimpos. I'm gonna find that egg before you.

Shrek: OH IT'S ON!

Bowser: I wonder where that golden egg be?

(All six of them hear Jeffy screaming in pain)

Cody: What's that sound?

Joseph: It's coming from the dining hall.

(The seven of them go to the dining hall to find that Mario, Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, and the Brooklyn Guy beating up Jeffy)

Chef Pee Pee: YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU WISH TO FIND THE GOLDEN EGG!

Bowser Junior: I CANT'T BELIEVE YOU JEFFY, YOU BETRAYED US!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, PLEASE I'M SORRY!

Brooklyn Guy: SORRY AIN’T GONNA CUT IT!

(The four of them continue to beat up Jeffy)

Black Yoshi: Woah guys, why are you folks beating up the retarded kid?

Mario: BECAUSE HE WISHED THAT HE FOUND THE GOLDEN EGG WHICH WAS A HUGE WASTE OF A GOOD WISH!

Cody: So wait, you're saying-

Joseph: That Jeffy-

Bowser: Wished

Shrek: He found-

Woody: The golden egg

Black Yoshi: First?

Mario: YES!

Cody: I don’t know why did we say one word first but I say we-

All six of them: KILL HIM! JINX!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

(The rest of them joined Mario on beating up Jeffy. A few minutes later, the guys stop beating up Jeffy in which Jeffy is Seriously injured, he has black eyes, is missing some teeth, his bones are broken, and he has bruises everywhere)

Chef Pee Pee: So Mario, are you gonna kill Jeffy?

Mario: Well... HELL YEAH!

Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him against a wall.

Jeffy: OWW!

Mario: THIS IS FOR WASTING THE WISH!

Mario starts stomping on Jeffy.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario stomps on Jeffy's Balls which causes him in extreme pain.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Mario: All right Bowser, your turn.

Bowser: Ho ho, I'm ready for this.

Bowser throws a football at Jeffy. He looks up to see Bowser, Chef Pee Pee, Bowser Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Brooklyn T. Guy wearing football outfits.

Bowser: FORTY TWO, FORTY ONE! DOWN, SET, HIKE!

Then they tackle Jeffy to the ground and beat him up.

Jeffy: AAAAAAHHHHH!

Bowser: THIS FOR RUINING OUR CHANCES TO WISH!

Jeffy: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Bowser: MERCY MY ASS!

Then all of them do an arm thrust that hurts Jeffy badly.

Jeffy: AAAAAHHHH!

Black Yoshi: Alright folks, it's our turn.

Shrek: Let me go first.

Shrek drags Jeffy to the bathroom and shoves him in a toilet. Shrek then takes a nasty shit on him. Shrek then gets back up while Jeffy gets out of the toilet covered in shit,

Jeffy: (Cough) (cough) STOP FUCKING HURTING ME!

Shrek: NEVER!

Shrek blasts more shit at Jeffy from his ass which makes Jeffy fall to the ground. He then drags him back to the group and throws him on the floor.

Shrek: All right Woody, Black Donkey. Shoot his limbs.

Black Yoshi: Yeah folk, I've been wanting to do this.

Woody and Black Yoshi shoot all of Jeffy's limbs off which causes Jeffy extreme pain.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY ARMS AND LEGS!

Mario: ALRIGHT, ONE LAST PUNISHMENT FOR YOU!

Mario gets the belt

Jeffy: WAIT! DADDY! WHAT ABOUT THE PROMISE!

Mario: IT'S BROKEN NOW! NOW DIE AND GO TO HELL!

Mario then gets the belt.

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Mario then whips Jeffy's head

Mario: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE! Alright.

Mario heads back to the group.

Mario: So guys, since the golden egg is now useless, what do you we should do now?

Jeffy: Owwwwww!

Mario: That will teach you a lesson for wasting a wish!

Jeffy: I was helping you find the egg.

Mario: You had the egg and wasted the wish!!!!

Chef Pee Pee: Yea, Jeffy, what the hell?!?!

Bowser Junior: I can't believe you, Jeffy! I wanted to wish for a Beard but you wasted the wish!

Chef Pee Pee: I wanted money!

Jeffy: I was trying to help!

Mario: I think you helped quite enough today!

Shrek: Yea, donkey, I wanted a whole supply of cheesecake!

Black Yoshi: And All I wanted was the call of duty!

Mario: I'm disappointed in you, Jeffy, you are so grounded, go think about what you did, your grounded for a month! So... who’s up for round 2

Everyone: YEAH!

Jeffy: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

(Jeffy is hurt badly)

Mario: that will teach you a lesson!

(Ding dong)

Mario: Someone must be here, I'll get it, oh, Jeffy, go to your room, now!

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: I'll take you!

(Scene cuts to Jeffy in his room)

Jeffy: Awwwwwwwww.

Rosalina: Hi, Mario.

Mario: Hey, Rosalina.

(Scene goes to Rosalina in the house)

Rosalina: Where's Jeffy?

Mario: He's in time out.

(Jeffy is in his room crying and screaming)

Jeffy: UNLOCK THE DOOR, DADDY! WHERE’S THOMAS?!

(Scene cuts back to the couch.)

Rosalina: Why is he in time out?

Mario: Jeffy found the golden egg and wasted a wish!

Rosalina: All that for an egg, what did he wish for?

Mario: The golden egg, which he found! That's why he's in time out.

(Mario and the others high five each other)

Mario: Stupid asswipe! Wasted a wish!

Jeffy: (Comes out with a gun) YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME BITCHES!!!

Shrek: WHAT THE?!

Cody: Jeffy don't!

Jeffy: You have brutally hurt me! and now it is time to pay the price!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I’m outta here!

Jeffy: SORRY IS NOT GONNA CUT IT!!

Black Yoshi: Oh folk It bout be Call Of Duty up in here!

Joseph: I’m out!

Woody: So You wanna Fight?

Jeffy: LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!! I BEGGED YOU TO STOP!!

Bowser Junior: Jeffy! We are friends!

Chef Pee Pee: Not me!

Jeffy: You guys have beaten me up for my own wish! THAT WAS MY DAMN WISH!!

Mario: YOU’RE DEAD TO ME!!!!

Simmons: Police bitch!

Brooklyn Guy: Simmons Thank god you’re here

Jeffy: I ain’t do nothin’

Simmons: yes you did

In jeffy the rapper before Jeffy got shot

J-Fee goes outside but he couldn't find Toad until he pulls up with his car

Toad: Hot nerf gun!

But mama Luigi grabs him from behind.

Toad: You’re alive?

Mama Luigi: Yes and what the hell have you been through?

Toad: I’m on my way to become the next biggie

Mama Luigi: That can’t happen biggie’s already himself

Toad: Jay-Z

Mama Luigi: No

Toad: LL cool J

Mama Luigi: Nein

Toad: G-Easy?

Mama Luigi: Never you’ll be as good as them

Mama Luigi shoots radio while playing milk and cookies

Toad: That was my number one hit!

Mama Luigi: Now it’s zero

Then he shoots toad

Mama Luigi: Toad was trying to run you out of your career.

In Jeffy plays baseball or should I say Goodman’s payback accurate isn’t it?

Mario: I’m taking your Lamborghini I’m out!

Goodman: No you’re- I’m stuck!

Mario: Mario: I superglued you while you’re unconscious don’t get me wrong but you have watermelon nuts they’re smaller than a porcine your name should’ve been greedman or madman I’m mean look at you, you’ve got so much avarice Larfleeze would pick you of his corps

Goodman: How many avarice did I have.

Mario: Your Mom’s... Adios

Goodman: What Wait?! You got to be kidding Mario! Get back here! Come get me off the couch you idiot!

In Jeffy’s cat piano problem

Mario: "GRRRR THAT'S IT!"

Mario grabs the cat piano from Jeffy and breaks it in half.

Jeffy: "WAAAAAHHHH! YOU BROKE MY CAT PIANO, DADDY!"

Rosalina: "MARIO! WHAT THE HELL!"

Mario: "I WAS GETTING SICK OF IT!"

Mario then tackles Jeffy to the ground and starts beating him up.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Mario: "YOU NO GOOD FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU TORTURING ME!"

Rosalina: "MARIO! STOP IT!"

Rosalina tries to stop Mario but all of a sudden, Mario grabs Rosalina and punches her.

Mario: “YOU’RE JOINING WITH ME!”

Rosalina: "OUCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

Mario: "THIS IS FOR GIVING JEFFY HIS CAT PIANO BACK!"

Mario then starts stomping on Rosalina.

Rosalina: "OW OW OW OW OW OW! STOP IT!"

Mario: "NEVER! AND THIS IS FOR BEING STUPID!"

Mario grabs a hammer and knocks her unconscious. Meanwhile, Jeffy tries to crawl away but Mario grabs Jeffy and throws him against a wall.

Jeffy: "DADDY! PLEASE! I'M SORRY! I PROMISE I WON'T ANNOY YOU OR SHOUT PROFANITY ANYMORE! JUST PLEASE STOP HURTING ME!"

Mario: "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU CAUSED ME ENOUGH TORTURE ALREADY!"

Mario removes Jeffy's helmet and knocks him unconscious. A few hours later, Jeffy and Rosalina wake up, tied up in chairs.

Rosalina (Panicking): "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

Mario comes out of the shadows.

Mario: "Sorry I’m late, Had to weaponize nicely."

Rosalina: "WHY ARE WE TIED UP?!"

Mario: "Simply I'm giving you a visit to Jesus."

Rosalina (Shocked): "WHAT! WHY?! WHAT DID WE DO TOO YOU?!"

Mario: "Well You guys have caused me torture for the past months. who’s ready to pay the price?"

Rosalina: "BUT MARIO, WHY DO YOU WANNA KILL ME?! WE'RE MARRIED!"

Mario: "1: You defend jeffy and make Excuses and 2: I’m secretly Dating Witchblade she’s quite the defensive psychopath."

Mario grabs a baseball bat and beats her to death with it by swinging it like a staff pole even Robin and nightwing with a staff.

Rosalina: "AAAAHHH!!"

Mario raises the baseball bat and crushes her skull killing her.

Jeffy: "AAAAAAHHHHH! DADDY, PLEASE NO MORE! I SAID I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

Mario: "It's too late for apologies, Time to go to hell."

Jeffy: "BUT DADDY! WHAT ABOUT THE MILLION DOLLARS THAT I'M GOING TO GET WHEN I'M EIGHTEEN! I promise I'll give you half if you won't kill me."

Mario thinks for a moment and concludes it.

Mario: "I stole your money, Now then."

Mario grabs a katana and chops off all of Jeffy's limbs.

Jeffy (Screaming in agony): "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Mario: ”Don’t forget to Say hi to Jason for me."

Mario swings the sword and decapitates Jeffy killing him too.

Mario: "Hm, It was good killing I got to have a margarita."

Mario then disposes the bodies and heads back to the gaming room.

Mario: "(Sigh) I can finally rest."

In Jeffy’s birthday surprise

Jeffy: WHAT THE FUCK!? DADDY!! HE STOLE MY STUFF!!

Mario: I know, he's such a jerk...

Jeffy: WELL, GET HIM!!

Mario: Let's do this...

Brooklyn Guy: I can't believe I crashed a kid's birthday party!

Mario: HEY!!

Jeffy: YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY FUCKING STUFF BACK, OR I'LL FIGHT YOU!!

(The Brooklyn Guy runs away)

Mario: Don't worry... Jeffy, come on! Let's go!

[Meanwhile]

Brooklyn Guy: Can’t believe he forgot my birthday let's see what I got...

Jeffy: HEY!!

The Brooklyn Guy: How did you...??

Mario: You're coming with us...

[Meanwhile]

Jeffy: Oh yeah!

Mario: I already tied The Brooklyn Guy to a tree.

The Brooklyn Guy: What are you gonna do to me...?

Mario: You'll see...

(Mario grabs some bear bait and glues it onto The Brooklyn Guy)

Mario: Come on, Jeffy. Get in the car! Oh, here are your presents!

Jeffy: Well thanks, daddy!

Mario: See You! (Mario drives away)

In Chef Peepee’s lottery ticket

Chef Pee Pee: Bowser, you deserve the biggest fuck, because, let me start off by saying I fucking hate you, I hate you! (x3), all you do is make me cook, clean, and..and fricking take out the trash, I only took out the trash and you made me do it again, I hate you (x2), and all you do is sit on your ass and watch TV, Charleyyy and Friends, but surely we don't know when is on, because it's always on, and from..from the guardians and angels of fricking Chef Pee-Pee island, I grant you an honorary fuck you!

Chef Pee Pee: And to you, Toad, I will go easy on you this time, okay, let me start off by saying fuck you!...Ahem, excuse me.....fuck you, and your music sucks ass, why do you keep asking people to be on your videos, your music, nobody likes your music, nobody ever wants to see your videos, okay, you suck ass, you suck at life, and all you do is aggravating, pop up everywhere, wanting to help, you're nothing but trouble, and you..you wanna know this little idiot, and he does nothing but aggravating too, oh I'm not done with you, all you do is playing jokes, you stabbed me in my eye, but it's okay, I'll buy a new eye, maybe I'll buy a robotic arm to flick you up with and say fuck you!

Chef Pee Pee: Ah, save the best for last! Junior, you get the honorary fuck you! You get the biggest fuck you! of all! I fucking hate you! You're nothing but a big crybaby bastard, who fails school because you're nothing but a stupid idiot who goes ding-dong-ditch with this idiot! I swear to God, I swear to God you're stupid, and I have to fix food for you every second! Nobody likes fixing food for you, nobody loves playing dinosaurs with you, nobody likes to play trains with you, that's all kiddie games! Nobody likes to play games with you 'cause you're a stupid fucking bastard! BASTARD!!!!!

Bowser: Let me see that!

Bowser grabs the lottery ticket but it’s not 2 months expired

Bowser: WHAT!??!

Chef Peepee: Bye bastards!

Bowser: Get back here!

Chef Peepee: Bye everyone fuck you! Can’t forget the ticket

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I'm sorry to say this but your kid is dead.

Mario: YES!

Rosalina: NOOOOO! (Sobs) Mario we have to give Jeffy a funeral.

Mario: What, why?

Rosalina: It's so that we can give are respects to Jeffy.

Mario: I'll prepare a coffin and invite his friends.

(At Jeffy's funeral, all the guests have arrived)

Bowser Junior: (Sobs) This is all my fault. I should've stopped him from jumping on the table.

Cody: Don't worry Junior, Jeffy will understand.

Joseph: Yeah, we were great friends to him so he might forgive you.

Bowser Junior: Really, thanks guys.

(Rosalina and Mario appear)

Rosalina: Thank you kids for coming to Jeffy's funeral. He'll be glad that you guys are here.

Cody: Yeah, we know.

Bowser Junior: Yeah....

Joseph: Looking hot as always gorgeous.

Rosalina: What?

Mario: (Sigh) we're gonna tell our respects to Jeffy before we lower the coffin.

Rosalina: Alright.

(Everybody tells their respects to Jeffy and they lower the coffin)

Rosalina: Hey Mario, I just realized something.

Mario: What?

Rosalina: If we happen to see Jeffy's parents and they realize he's dead, we're screwed.

Mario: Let it happen.

In Smart Jeffy

Jeffy sneezed out his pencil

Goodman: Hey Jeffy, your pencil came out. Let me put that back in for you.

Jeffy: What?

(Goodman shoves Jeffy's pencil back into his nose which temporary kills him.)

Goodman: Oh god, I think I've might've killed Jeffy.

(Jeffy then springs back to life and turns smart again.)

Goodman: Oh thank God you’re alive Jeffy, now I don't have to worry about going to jail. Anyway here's your question again. What is 8-4?

Jeffy: That's easy, it's 4

Goodman: That is correct Jeffy. You are the smartest person in the world. You have won one billion dollars and you are now going to work in my corporation.

(Mario and Rosalina come down from the bleachers)

Rosalina: Jeffy, me and Mario are proud of you.

Mario: Thank you Jeffy, you've won me a billion dollars.

Jeffy: You’re welcome daddy. Oh, let me do one more thing.

Mario: What is it?

(Jeffy leaves and comes back)

Rosalina: Where did you go?

Jeffy: I had to ask a doctor if he can implant the pencil in my brain.

Mario: Why?

Jeffy: Because when my pencil was shoved up completely in my nose, I realized that it made me smart.

Goodman: So are you ready to work for me?

Jeffy: Yep, oh let me say something to my foster parents.

Mario: What is it Jeffy?

Jeffy: I'm sorry for torturing you for the past months and Fuck The Stupid Me oh and that talk about that math law *Clears throat* it’s about to be removed so There that's all I have to say.

Mario: Well, I guess I forgive.

Jeffy: Alright. Mr. Goodman, I'm ready.

Goodman: Well let's register you in my corporation.

Rosalina: Bye Jeffy.

Jeffy: Bye mommy and daddy.

Rosalina: Mario I'm gonna miss Jeffy.

Mario: Honestly, me too

In Chef Peepee’s New Job

Chef peepee: Wait I was cutting onions

Brooklyn looks at knife and notices some onion pieces

Brooklyn Guy: wow I guess you were cutting onions

Chef Peepee: See I told you

Brooklyn Guy: It looks like Somebody prank called me

Chef Peepee: I know who did

Joseph: so junior Is the plan gonna work?

Junior: I know it

Chef Peepee: junior!

Junior: What chef Peepee?

Chef Peepee: Were you trying to call the police on me?

Brooklyn Guy: I got a call about a chef murdering people with a knife

Junior: No

Joseph: He did call you because junior wanted you to arrest chef Peepee for losing the competition

Chef Peepee and Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Junior: Joseph What the fuck was that?!

Chef Peepee: so you’re trying to make me lose the competition?

Cody: the reason why junior framed chef Peepee is because he doesn’t want him to leave

Junior punches Cody

Chef Peepee: WELL TOO BAD BRAT! I’M LEAVING YOU AND YOUR STUPID DAD!

Chef Peepee punches junior in the nose to make it bloody

Junior: OW! What was that for?

Chef Peepee: Everything you little shit

Door bell rings

Chef Peepee: That musts be goodman now

Chef Peepee opens the door

Goodman: Hey chef Peepee I’m here to try the food you made

Chef Peepee: oh yes fallow me

Goodman swallows

Goodman: Dear god

Chef Peepee: What did you think?

Goodman: I don’t like it

Chef Peepee: WHAT?!

Goodman: I love it!

Chef Peepee: WAIT REALLY?!

Goodman: from this day forward you’re now my personal chef we’re going to practice the cooking especially the weird looking ravioli now start packing meet me at my Lamborghini in a half hour

Chef Peepee: NEW JOB HERE I COME!

Bowser: Chef Peepee! Are the dishes clean?

Chef Peepee: Hell No!

Bowser: Get to scrubbing asap! Hm

Later on, Bowser phone rings

Bowser: IN THE MIDDLE OF CHARLEYYY?! HELLO?!

Goodman: This is Goodman your chef is working for me now

Bowser: WHAT?!

Goodman: He entered a competition that I made to get a new chef so he won you ever taste his food? That shit’s fantastic

Bowser: HE WORKS FOR ME HE SIGNED A SLAVE CONTRACT

Chef Peepee: WELL I QUIT!

Chef Peepee whacks bowser with a pan

Bowser: (Screaming in pain) my face!

Chef Peepee: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN NIGGA!

Goodman: Are you on speaker?

Chef Peepee: Yes and I’m ready

Goodman: Glad to hear you

Bowser: WAIT, CHEF PEEPEE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE!

Chef Peepee: More like do leave

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Bowser and bowser junior you’re under arrested for framing for murder keeping a chef as a slave and child abuse, slavery

Chef Peepee: Bye bowser and junior I hope you die in jail

Bowser Junior: Why do we have to be in jail? All I wanted to do is keep Chef Pee Pee.

Bowser: I just learned that the people you know and love come and go. That's Part of life.

Bowser Junior: Man, this is all my fault. If I had accepted that earlier, none of this would've happened.

Bowser: That's How.

In Goodman's Kitchen

Goodman: Hey Chef Peepee. I would like an...

Chef Pee Pee: Ice Cream Sandwich?

Goodman: Yes, Thank You.

Chef Pee Pee: Okay.

Goodman: Gotta Go to work.

Later

BREAKING NEWS!

Goodman: Breaking News! Someone is making video games based on SuperMarioLogan and are trying to make it official. I'm from him, so I would ask him.

Bunny: Wow.

Bowser: Hey, Bunny, tell Chef Pee Pee that me and my son learned an important life lesson. People come and go.

Bunny: I got something for you.

Bowser: What?

Chef Pee Pee: Sike Just me Pussy!!! (Runs)

Bowser: (SCREAMS AND RUNS)

Chef Pee Pee: I got him.

In Jeffy’s parents

"Um, daddy? Is old mommy going to jail?" Jeffy asked.

"I don't know Jeffy." Mario shook his head.

Then, Officer Brooklyn T Guy came in and said, "Alright, she's getting arrested for child abuse, prostitution, and a number of other things."

Mario turned his head to Jeffy and said "Yes."

"Great." Jeffy simply replied.

"But, what does this mean for Jeffy?" Mario asked.

"Oh. Well, the good news for you is, now that I know Jeffy's not your kid, you don't have to take care of him anymore." Brooklyn replied.

"Wh.. Really?" Mario said.

"Yeah, I can send him straight to Foster care. Or, if you want you could adopt him." Brooklyn proposed.

Mario looked down thinking about it, then he replied, "No, I think foster care would be best. Um, they'll take care of him, right?"

Brooklyn looked a little hesitant, but said, "Well, kind of. It not great, honestly. It's not as good as this."

Mario sighed and said, "Well, I lived with Jeffy for about a year and it really wasn't that great so I think foster care would be better." Brooklyn said "Yeah."

Jeffy pleaded, "No, daddy, please let me live with you. I promise I'll be the best boy ever, daddy."

Mario sighed and said to Brooklyn, "Excuse me, can you leave us alone for a minute?"

Brooklyn looked a little suspicious, but said, "Sure. Oh, by the way, can I have some food from your kitchen? My stomach is flat AF."

Mario nodded, "There are some beers in the fridge if you want."

Brooklyn got off the couch, "Okay, thanks." As Brooklyn went into the kitchen, Mario looked to Jeffy and sighed.

"Jeffy, I know your old and new mother is horrible, but you have to understand. I just can't take it anymore. You're going to foster care." Mario explained to Jeffy. He didn't take it well.

"But daddy! Please, I really want to live with you. I promise I'll be good." Jeffy pleaded. Mario finally decided he has had enough.

"In fact, I don't know why I didn't do this the day you showed up! I let you into my house, I fed you, gave you everything, gave you a bed, a phone! And how did you repay me?! You make messes, threw and broke my stuff, threw meltdowns, refused to listen to me, got me in trouble with the police, my girlfriend, and media, locked me out of the house, sweared and cussed at me, and you never fucking APOLOGIZED! And you expected me to just forgive you?! That's not gonna cut it, Jeffy! You. Are. Going. To. Foster care! IS THAT CLEAR?!" Mario screamed at Jeffy, who just sat there looking terrified.

"Okay, daddy." Jeffy simply replied.

Mario simply exhaled through his nose, "Hm That’s Good. Let’s Go pack your stuff."

Jeffy just nodded and went upstairs, Mario sat back on the couch putting his face in his hands.

5 days later:

Mario helped Brooklyn pack Jeffy's stuff in the van. They heaved the last bag.

"Alright that's it. All his stuff is packed." Brooklyn said.

"Thanks." Mario replied, handing the 700 dollars he owed him, he then called Jeffy, "Come out, Jeffy. It’s time to go."

Rosalina then came out with Jeffy, who was wearing a blue tuxedo.

Jeffy then said, "Bye, daddy. Bye, mommy."

"See You, Jeffy." Mario said, taking off his hat.

"Goodbye, Jeffy." Rosalina said, in sadness.

The rest of the gang saw Jeffy go.

Junior and Joseph simply waved.

Cody took off his glasses

Bowser just crossed his arms.

Toad wiped a tear from his eye.

Black Yoshi didn’t care.

Shrek said, "Goodbye, little donkey."

Woody tipped his new cowboy hat.

Tony just smilies sadly and waved.

Jeffy got in the van, looking at them one last time before Brooklyn closed the door and started the van.

As the van drove away Mario said “Loser” in a positive way

In the rings

Mario: Well I hope you're proud of yourself Black Yoshi! Now I have to pay Goodman ten times the original amount on my house payment, because you're in idiot, and you pawned Tom Brady's rings!

Black Yoshi: Why would Goodman trust you anyway folk?

Mario: That's what I'd like to know.

Black Yoshi sets his controller down and looks at Mario

Black Yoshi: You know where his house is?

Scene cuts to Mario and Black Yoshi arriving at Goodman's house.

Mario: Alright Black Yoshi, so what's the plan?

Black Yoshi: We break into this fools house and steal the super bowl rings, and then we find his vault.

Mario: Um...okay. Don't know why we'd steal-

Black Yoshi: Because he's an asshole who likes to chop people's cocks off.

Mario: Oh yeah.

Mario and Black Yoshi sneak inside the house and find Tom Brady on the couch.

Mario grabs the rings and Black Yoshi finds the safe.

Black Yoshi pulls out a gun and shoots the door down, unlocking the safe.

Black Yoshi walks over to the diamond in the middle of the safe, grabbing it.

Black Yoshi walks over to Mario and shows him the diamond.

Black Yoshi: I got the diamond folk. You got the rings?

Goodman: Oh, I believe you have the cops.

Goodman is shown to be pointing a gun at Mario and Black Yoshi, only to get shot.

Goodman falls as Tom Brady walks up to the duo.

Tom: Injury bitch.

Mario: Wow. Thanks Mr. Brady. I didn't think you'd do that.

Mario hands Tom Brady his rings back

Black Yoshi: So, we cool though, right?

Tom Brady: Yeah, we're all good. I hated Goodman anyway. (Takes out some vip superbowl tickets.) You guys wanna get the best seats in the house?

Mario and Black Yoshi look at each other with excitement.

Scene cuts to Mario and Black Yoshi cheering at the superbowl with the others behind them.

Mario and Black Yoshi: Front seats bitch!

Junior and Jeffy are seen in the seats next to the cheering duo as they look at each other.

Junior: Wanna get some hot dogs and soda?

Jeffy: sure.

Junior and Jeffy walk off to get their stuff.

In Bowser Junior’s Cookies

Junior: Let me start over

Chef Peepee: Take the cookies

Junior: I want chips ahoy!

Chef Peepee: Eat your fucking cookies

Chef Peepee grabs the post-its and crumbles them

Chef Peepee: TAKE THE COOKIES YOU BASTARD!

Bowser junior: They’re not the same!

Chef Peepee throws junior off the balcony

Bowser Junior gets extremely pissed off when his gak was gone and the video “bowser Junior’s package” ends.

Gwenpool: And now for the continuation

Gwenpool destroys the sml question with her swords

When Bowser Junior's Gak Has Been Jacked, Bowser Junior Take His Package With Empty Gak Box Inside And Go To UPS Headquarters To Blame On Brooklyn T. Guy, And Shows A Empty Gak Box To Brooklyn T. Guy, Brooklyn T. Guy Hides Bowser Junior's Gak Somewhere In UPS Headquarters,

Bowser Junior: "WHERE'S MY FUCKNG GAK??!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brooklyn T. Guy: I Don't Know

Bowser Junior: IF YOU DON'T SAY WHERE'S IS MY GAK, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brooklyn T. Guy Then Finds Bowser Junior's Gak Then He Give Bowser Junior's Gak To Bowser Junior In Panic, So Bowser Junior Was Pleased To Have His Gak Back So He Went Back Home Then Plays His Gak

Gwenpool: Wink!

She winks like sailor moon

In Jeffy’s shirt

Chef Peepee: Where my check at?

Mario: "Goodman used it and changed his name to Poopybutt."

Chef Pee Pee (Shocked): "WHAT!"

Mario: "Yeah, he changed his name and checked in before you did."

Chef Pee Pee (Pissed): "THAT BASTARD! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM!"

Mario: "Hmm... I got an idea."

Chef Pee Pee: "What?"

Mario: "Follow me."

We then cut to Jeffy on the couch. Then Mario and Chef Pee Pee come in.

Mario: "Hey Jeffy, do you have a middle name?"

Jeffy: "No, why?"

Mario: "That's perfect Jeffy, you need to come with us."

Jeffy: "Okay."

Then Jeffy, Mario, Chef Pee Pee, Jeffy, King Strong Bottom, Brooklyn T. Guy, and surprisingly another Goodman.

Jeffy: "THERE HE IS OFFICERS! THAT'S THE MAN WHO STOLED AND USED MY CHECK!"

Other Goodman: "GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

Goodman (Confused): "WAIT WHAT?"

The other Goodman and Brooklyn T. Guy start beating him up.

Goodman: "AAAAHHHH! STOP FUCKING HURTING ME!"

Then Brooklyn T. Guy places him in handcuffs.

Brooklyn T. Guy: "YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING AND USING A CHECK FOR THIEVING!"

Goodman (Shocked): "WHAT! BUT MY NAME IS FUCKING SHITTYASS!"

Goodman: "I’m not so sure (Faces King Strongbottom) Is this the one you gave the check too?"

King Strongbottom: "Nope, I gave the check to the child."

He points at Jeffy.

Goodman: "WHAT! BUT HIS NAME ISN'T FUCKING SHITTYASS!"

Mario: "Actually, his middle name is Poopybutt. So it makes sense for him to cash in the check with his middle name in it. I was gonna put his full name in it but you stoled it for money. And not only that, your not Goodman, he's Goodman. Mario points at the other Goodman who is actually the real Goodman.

Goodman: "That's right Badman. When Mario came into the courtroom with a chef and his son, he was shocked to see me as you but I quickly told him that I'm the real Goodman and that you were my twin brother, I then told Mario that my twin brother is just like DoesBadThings Guy, you are actually Badman who likes to steal money and gold digging for money. Mario was shocked and angry that he thought that was me so I helped get revenge on you. Also, I told Mario that my twin brother swears a lot and not me."

Badman: "WHAT! NAH, THAT'S NOT TRUE, MARIO!"

Mario: "In fact, I don't believe. You been taking my money and using it for your own goods, Badman. Because?"

Wonder Woman strangled badman with the lasso of truth

Mario: WHERE IS MY MONEY?!

Badman: "OK OK IT'S TRUE! I’M BADMAN, GOODMAN'S FUCKING TWIN BROTHER! AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY BECAUSE HALF THE UNIVERSE WANTS YOU DEAD!"

Mario: Half the universe wants me dead?

Badman: Yeah

Mario suddenly walks quietly to Badman and kicks him in the crotch.

Badman: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY BALLS!"

Mario: "Hm, Jeffy, your turn."

Jeffy walks towards Badman and takes a nasty shit on him.

Badman: "AAAAAAHHHHH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHIT ON ME!"

Jeffy: "That's for stealing my check and changing your name, motherfucker."

Goodman: "Also Badman, your going to prison.

Badman (Shocked): "WHAT! I'M FUCKING RICH!"

Brooklyn T. Guy: "Nope, not gonna cut in. Now your going in the truck."

Goodman and Brooklyn T. Guy throw Badman in the trunk. But before they leave, Goodman has one last thing to say to Jeffy.

Goodman: "And another thing, I'll give you all of my twin brother's money, including your family, Mario, because I'm truly sorry for what he has done to you guys."

Mario: "REALLY! YOU'LL DO THAT?!"

Goodman: "Yeah."

Mario: "THANKS SO MUCH GOODMAN!"

Goodman: "No problem, anyway, take care."

Then Goodman and Brooklyn T. Guy drive off.

Chef Pee Pee: "Glad I got my name changed."

In Jeffy gets help

Jeffy asking Mario if he can watch SpongeBob. Mario says no, Jeffy gets mad because he got patrick glasses, and Mario tells him to go to bed. Jeffy starts throwing a temper tantrum

Mario: You’re not watching shit you’re coming with me!

And mario drags jeffy to his room and slams then locks the door

Mario: I’ll let you out In The morning! Jesus

In Jeffy’s lunch money

Scene cuts to Jeffy sitting down as Bully Bill scoffs upon the sight of him.

Bully Bill: Thanks a lot for snitching on me yesterday retard.

Jeffy looks back at Bully Bill with a blunt look on his face.

Jeffy: Listen here bitch. I wasn't here yesterday, so if you wanna throw down over these accusations, I'm more than willing to stitch you up.

Bully Bill: You did too- (Looks back on yesterday) Hold up. Where were you yesterday?

Jeffy: Well some douchebag locked me in the closet so I got fucked.

Bully Bill: Oh yeah, that makes sense. See, I think HE was the one that snitched on me, the one who locked you in the closet.

Jeffy: Yeah, that'd make sense. But don't worry; I got him back.

Scene cuts to Black Yoshi, who's shouting in the closet.

Black Yoshi: I'm telling you right now Jeffy! You let me out of this closet folk, or else I'm gonna get my glock and own your daddy!

Black Yoshi bangs on the door, unaware that Jeffy left.

Bully Bill: Oh. Well that's good.

Jeffy: Damn right.

Jeffy turns back around, only for Bully Bill to wave some money behind him.

Bully Bill: Check your pocket.

Jeffy checks his pocket and sees that his lunch money's gone, making him turn around and see Bully Bill laughing while waving a five in front of him.

Jeffy: Get ready to make it rain on that pole bitch!

Jeffy lunges at Bully Bill and starts beating him up with Junior noticing.

Junior: Well I'm glad Jeffy's back. (Turns around) I wonder what he did to the imposter though.

Scene cuts to Black Yoshi, who's shouting in the closet.

Black Yoshi: I'm telling you right now Jeffy! You let me out of this closet folk, or else I'm gonna get my glock and own your daddy!

Black Yoshi bangs on the door, unaware that Jeffy left.

In Black yoshi’s blank check

Mario: NO WAIT, OFFICER! YOU DIDN'T CHECK THE ENTIRE APARTMENT!

Brooklyn Guy: Good call, I forgot to do that, thanks for reminding me Mario. So you said Black Yoshi's here huh?

Mario: Yep, check the hallways. Brooklyn Guy: Alright, if I find this Black Yoshi person, then you won't be arrested.

(The Brooklyn Guy checks in the bathroom)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, let's see here.

(The Brooklyn Guy opens the shower curtain and finds Black Yoshi)

Black Yoshi: Uh, What’s good.

Brooklyn Guy: Hello sir, is your name Black Yoshi?

Black Yoshi: Uh, no, my name is Charles.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright Charles, may I ask why your in the bath tub?

Black Yoshi: I was going to take a shower, yeah that's it.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, I want you to come in the living room.

(The Brooklyn Guy and Black Yoshi arrive at the living room)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey Mario, is this the person you want me to look for?

Mario: Yes officer, this is the man that I want you to look for.

Brooklyn Guy: Well he said that his name was Charles, is that true?

Black Yoshi: Mario, if you tell him that my name is Charles, I'll pay you folk.

Mario: No officer, he's a lying bastard, that's Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: FOLK, YOU BACKSTABBING ME?

Mario: And I have proof that's Black Yoshi. HEY BOYS GET IN HERE.

Shrek: Yes Donkey?

Woody: What do you need Mario?

Tony The Tiger: I was reading a wrinkle in time!

Mario: This officer needs to ask you guys a question.

Brooklyn Guy: Is this person named Black Yoshi?

Shrek: Yes officer, that's Black Donkey.

Woody: He meant to say Black Yoshi and yes, that's Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: GUYS, WHY ARE ALL OF YOU BACK STABBING ME?

Tony: That’s right!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright sir, these people said that your Black Yoshi and Mario said that you wrote 1 million dollars on a welfare check, shot a person, and hired a prostitute, I'm going to have to arrest you.

Black Yoshi: NO WAIT OFFICER!

Brooklyn Guy: What?

Black Yoshi: This is all lies officer.

Brooklyn Guy: How do you know?

Black Yoshi: I have person who believes me, Sasha, tell the officer that I'm telling the truth.

Sasha: He's lying officer.

Black Yoshi: GIRL, YOU BETRAYING ME, WHY?

Sasha: Because you tried to backstab Mario which is uncalled for.

Mario: Yes Black Yoshi, I think you deserved to be arrested so take him away officer.

Brooklyn Guy: You got it.

Black Yoshi: WHAT NO! MARIO PLEASE, I'M SORRY!

(Mario doesn't listen and lets Black Yoshi be taken away)

Mario: So, what am I gonna do with all this money? Oh yeah put it in my debit card

In Jeffy’s coma

Scene cuts to Jeffy waking up after the earth mysteriously restored itself.

Mario: Jeffy, you're okay! And the earth is suddenly back to normal!

Jeffy: Yeah daddy. I don't know what happened while I was out, but, I'll be right back.

Jeffy runs off with Mario and Shrek being confused as to what he's doing with Shrek suggesting something.

Shrek: Wanna prank phone call Peach?

Mario: Sure.

Mario and Shrek walk off to do what they just agreed to do.

Scene cuts to Brooklyn T Guy outside in his police car as he then sees Jeffy running up to him.

Brooklyn T Guy: Oh fuck.

Jeffy jumps through the window and pins Brooklyn T Guy to the ground as he then grabs his gun.

Jeffy: I know you hit me with a baseball!

Brooklyn T Guy: Look kid, I'm sorry; I told your dad how to cure you!

Jeffy: That's no excuse! To be fair I should've been wearing my helmet, but you left like a pussy instead of facing up to your consequences like a man!

Brooklyn T Guy: Well what're you gonna do to me about it!?

Jeffy pulls up a baseball, hinting at what he was going to do.

Jeffy: Open your ass.

Scene cuts to Jeffy riding around in a police car as he then looks back at a knocked out Brooklyn T Guy.

Jeffy: Ass is your head for ten hours.

Jeffy gives Junior a call on the speaker with an idea in mind.

Jeffy: Hey Junior; I just stole this police car. Wanna crash it?

In locked out

Mario: GRRRRRRR HOW AM I GOING TO GET IN???

(Mario sees the passcode)

Mario: Ooh, you've got to be kidding me, WHY DIDNT I THINK TO USE THE PASSCODE TO GET IN????!!!!???? This will be my chance!

(Mario puts in passcode which is correct)

Mario: YES! I did it!

Jeffy: DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE HOUSE?????

Mario: I used the passcode to get in. Jeffy do not do this again, Plus you’re grounded!

Jeffy: I didn’t know we had a passcode

Mario: by the way, I am locking you inside your room! That will teach you a lesson to lock me out of the house.

Jeffy: Aw man!

In Jeffy’s bad word

Rosalina: Well, maybe you shouldn't have been such a faggot!

Mario slaps Rosalina

Mario: I give up Relationship

(Mario leaves the living room flipping her off)

Mario: UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE IS ACCUSING ME OF RAPING JEFFY! ALL I DID WAS SPANK HIM! I gotta do something about this! Hmm... Wait! I know what to do!

(Mario enters the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh, hey Mario! What are you doing?

Mario: Well, I need to borrow your security cameras. Were they up today?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, they're over there!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the camera)

Mario: Well, now I have to call Goodman to see this, and know I'm telling the truth!

(Mario answers the phone)

Mario: Come on... Pick up!

(Goodman answers)

Goodman: Hello?

Mario: Goodman!

Goodman: Hey Mario!

Mario: Well. I need to ask you to do something.

Goodman: Sure, as long as I get paid!

Mario: Well, you know that news report you did saying I molested a child?

Goodman: Yes?

Mario: Well, I just realized I had footage taken of it, so can you come over and look?

Goodman: Sure, what's in it for me?

Mario: Well... Oh! If you come over and watch it to show I didn't rape my son, then I will give you a 1,000,000 dollar check!

Goodman: I'll come over!

(Mario hangs up)

(The next day)

(Goodman knocks on Mario's door)

Mario: Hello?

(Mario opens the door to meet Goodman)

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I’m to see that video!

Mario: Ok! Just come in!

Goodman: Ok.

(Mario and Goodman arrive in the living room where Rosalina is sitting on the couch)

Rosalina: Hey, child beater...

Mario: Well, you see I bought Goodman here because-

(Someone knocks at Mario's door)

Mario: Hang on, I'll be right back!

(Mario opens the door, and Brooklyn Guy is there with a swarm of Mario protesters)

Brooklyn Guy: Everybody, chant with me!

Mario prostesters: (chant) FUCK MARIO! FUCK MARIO! FUCK MARIO!

Mario: EVERYONE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Brooklyn Guy: Easy for you to say! Because you raped a kid!

Mario: Well, guess what? I got footage of what really happened!

Brooklyn Guy: Are you sure?

Mario: YES!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, show us!

Mario: Ok, come in!

(Mario leads Brooklyn Guy into the house)

Mario: Goodman! Brooklyn Guy is here!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! Let us see the video so we can know if we're right that Mario is lying!

Mario: Hang on! Jeffy! Get in here!

(Jeffy enters the room)

Jeffy: What's up faggot?

Mario: Sit down shut your mouth and Let's watch!

(Mario, Rosalina, Brooklyn Guy, Goodman, and Jeffy watch the video of Mario spanking Jeffy from the other angle)

Mario: See guys? I told you! I only spanked him!

Brooklyn Guy: That's not true!

Rosalina: Yeah! You just edited it to get people on your ass!

Mario: Guys, I can't even edit the video! I got it off the security camera!

Jeffy: No, faggot! You clearly stuck your hand down my pants!

Mario: Hey, Goodman! Look This video is true, right?

Goodman: Oh, it's real all right!

Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Goodman: Basically, on security footage, people are unable to edit the video so basically, this is 100% real footage!

Mario: Well, now I’ll go show the footage to the news!

Rosalina: NO YOU'RE NOT!

(Rosalina tries to tackle Mario, but she is punched by Goodman)

Rosalina: HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! I'M A GIRL!

Goodman: Sure I can

(Rosalina and Goodman brawl with each other)

Goodman: Mario, quick! Get to the news station!

Mario: On it!

(Mario runs into his car with the video, and drives to the news station)

Jeffy: STOP HIM!

(Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy get into Brooklyn Guy's car and chase after Mario)

Mario: I can't wait to clear my name!

(Brooklyn Guy's car suddenly rams into the left of Mario's car)

Mario: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Brooklyn Guy: GIVE US THE FILM!

Jeffy: YEAH, FAGGOT!

Mario: WHINE ON THIS YOU UGLY SHITS!

(Mario rams into Brooklyn Guy's car and runs him and Jeffy off the road paralyzing them)

Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy: NO!

Mario: HELL YES!

(Mario makes it to the news station, and runs in)

Mario: I got to get this on the news!

(Mario runs into the news room)

Mario: Yes! I made it!

(Brooklyn Guy, Jeffy, and a badly bruised Rosalina arrive with Goodman tied up)

Rosalina: STOP RIGHT THERE, MARIO!

Brooklyn Guy: YOU'RE NOT SENDING THE VIDEO!

Goodman: Mario! It must be done!

Mario: Well, I'm going to post this on the news, and justice will be served!

Rosalina: NEVER!

(Rosalina tackles Mario and tries to choke him)

Rosalina: Say goodbye, Mario!

(Rosalina suddenly gets shot)

Rosalina: AH!

Mario: What the?

(Simmons was the one who shot Rosalina)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! SIMMONS?

Simmons: Mario! Quick! The video!

Mario: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy leap at Mario, but Mario succesfully lands the tape into the player)

(The video of Mario spanking Jeffy is shown on the news, revealing the truth to everyone in the world)

Mario: YEEEEEEEEEES! AT LAAAAAAAASSST!

Brooklyn Guy: WE STILL HAVE GOODMAN!

Goodman: Let me go damnit! Watch the tie.

(All of a sudden, the SWAT team, and Mario protesters burst into the news building)

M&M'S Chief: STEP AWAY FROM THE PLUMBER!

Mario: YES! HELP!

Rosalina: WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

M&MS Chief: You three are under arrest for accusing this guy of rape, and attemped to murder a millionaire!

Brooklyn Guy: WAIT! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I WORK AS A COP, YOU KNOW!

(M&M'S Chief rips off Brooklyn Guy's badge)

Brooklyn Guy: DAMN!!!!!

Jeffy: BUT DADDY STUCK HIS HANDS DOWN MY PANTS!

M&M'S Chief: WELL, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED! YOU ARE DUMB!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait! Everyone, hang on! We still can't go to jail because we still have our supporters right?

(Mario protesters alter their signs to where they now say MARIO FOREVER!)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! WHY DID YOU BETRAY US?! AND SIMMONS, WE WERE PARTNERS!

Simmons: Well, I saw you chasing Mario down the highway!

M&M'S Chief: ENOUGH! Now you three are coming with us!

Rosalina: MARIO! PLEASE! DON'T LET US GO TO JAIL! I'M SORRY FOR ACCUSING YOU!

Mario: Well, Rosalina... At first, I thought you were the most beautiful woman I could have possible met in my life... But now... I see you as a backstabbing bitch, so Rosalina... Consider this, over! I even found a replacement

Rosalina: BUT MARIO!

Jeffy: DADDY! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY!

Mario: Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Twerp...

M&M'S Chief: Ok, all three come with me!

Mario: Before you go

Mario gets the six shooter and shoots Rosalina Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy’s kneecaps

Mario: Make sure they’re never found

(M&M'S Chief drive Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy to the mental hospital)

(Later, on the news)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M'Kay, Mario has finally revealed that he didn't rape a child, but only spanked him, so to compensate for him, we have given him a 200,000 check to make up for it... He also gave me a million dollar check! Now back on topic As for the these 3 we’re going to take them to the mental hospital until we work things out

(Cut to Mario watching TV)

Mario: Glad everything's been cleared up...

In Friday the 13th

While junior was Watching Hey Arnold, which shows Arnold having making out with Helga but the tv starts glitching changing the show into the real version of hey Arnold (A clip of the jungle movie)

Junior: What happened?

Joseph: I didn’t know the tv can do that dude!

Junior: I think it’s a glitch I’ll just turn off the tv and it’ll be back to normal

Junior turns off tv and turn it back on but it’s loading

Junior: What?! It’s loading?!

Cody: All TVs do that today

In the koopalings part 2

Tony: Let’s dance and by dance I mean let’s try to kill the bastards

Roy and Larry spray Raid on an empty spot believing they are "killing bugs," Iggy and Lemmy are doing nothing to clean up the mess made from the cloning machine. But what changes everything is when Wendy shows Junior a plate with a spot on it, and Junior remarks that she missed a spot. As retribution, Wendy snaps and starts smashing the dishes, which leads to ghost rider kicks the door open

Ghost rider: Your time of madness ends here and now spawns Of bowser!

Lemmy, Morton, and Ludwig causing a big mess in the apartment, with Ludwig tricking Junior into moving a lamp out of a small glass table but Morton could smash it, Chef Peepee grabs the hammer.

Chef Peepee: Give me the damn hammer!

Morton: MINE!

Chef Peepee: No it’s mine!

Chef Peepee whacks Morton in the skull

Lemmy coming across Junior's Clown Car and fires Kirby sucks up the cannonball and spits it out killing him.

Wendy appears with a chainsaw

Wendy: Get Out of the way and let me clean the couch!

Mama Luigi grabs the chainsaw from Wendy

Mama Luigi: Never!

Wendy: Gimmie!

Mama Luigi: Clean This You little bastard!

Mama Luigi turns wendy over to the back and then impales her in the back with his chainsaw. He then raises the chainsaw upward, splitting the koopaling from her upper body to her head.

Mama Luigi: Get your siblings out of our apartment or you’re next!

Mama Luigi opens the door

Mama Luigi: Hey Goodman!

Goodman: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!?

Mama Luigi: I’ll tell you these psychopaths are trashing this apartment in your complex JUNIOR! GET OVER HERE Who did this?

Junior: It was Wendy, Morton, and Lemmy

Goodman: What?

Junior: I said It was Wendy, Morton, and Lemmy!

Goodman: Could you turn that racket down?!

Mama Luigi turns off chainsaw

Mama Luigi: Sorry

Goodman: Thank you

Junior: I said It was Wendy, Morton, and Lemmy!

Goodman: Jesus Christ!

Later

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS: FBI Most wanted The 7 koopalings the real koopalings! have been found and made an apartment living room wrecked, and now, we are going through a live interview with Iggy, Roy, Larry, and Morton let’s go to the press Congress

Iggy: uh....um....THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Chef Peepee: GET BACK HERE! No we haven’t done it on purpose these brats did it

Iggy: We did nothing

Roy: They did it because Junior said Wendy missed a spot and then she threw a tantrum, bro.

GwenPool: In fact the koopalings were just making excuses

Larry: I'm LARRY

News reporter: could you be more specific?

Larry: I’m Larry

Woody: What he’s trying to say is I wanna die

Ludwig: Butt

Chef Peepee: Shut the fuck up

He throws Ludwig Of the balcony

Mama Luigi: You do not wanna know what happened to the other 3

Goodman: Okay, Larry and Ludwig just said an unusual quote, Coming up, The Loan Dolphin will go to court

Later

Goodman: Alright, I will give you guys a new house

Bowser: Really?

Goodman: Yes, It will come about somehow tommorow to 2 days

Mario: I hope it's tomorrow

In Chef Peepee the robot

Junior: Can you do the caption on this website so I can sign in.

Chef Pee Pee: No.

Junior: Why not?

Chef Pee Pee: Because you can't go on sites like these their inappropriate. You know what i'm taking away this laptop. (He takes his laptop)

Junior: Wait! So your a robot too!?

Chef Pee Pee: What?! No it’s me Chef Pee Pee.

Junior: AHHH!! Cody get the bat.

Cody: I got the bat Junior!

CPP: Wait! What are you doing?! (Cody swings the bat at him but Chef Pee Pee dodges it) Why did you try to hit me with a bat! I'm gonna tell Bowser!

Junior: Oh my god! What are we gonna do?!

Joseph: Lets go after him dude!

Junior: All right lets go. Alright Chef Pee Pee The Robot, say your prayers, cause we are coming to get you!

The scene switches to the living room. Chef Pee Pee is trying to hide.

CPP: Need to hide! Need to hide! (He sees the desk) I might as well hide under here! (He hides under desk. He then hears Junior and the others) Oh god... Need to be quiet.

Junior: Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee! Come on out!

Cody: Don't worry Chef Pee Pee, we arn't gonna hurt you. We just want to hit you with a bat and put you out of your robot life.

(Junior goes to the desk where Chef Pee Pee is hiding under)

Joseph: Is he under there dudes?

Junior: Shhhh! Quiet Jospeh! I think he's hiding under here! (He looks under the desk only to not find him) Wait what?!

Cody: Um... Junior?!

Junior: What? (Chef Pee Pee appears behind Junior and knocks him out) OW!

Cody and Joseph: Junior!!!

Joseph: Is he okay dude!

Cody: No! He's unconscious! But he'll be okay soon. Lets leave him here and go after that heartless robot!

Joseph: Got it dude!

(Cody and Joseph run after Chef Pee Pee leaving the unconscious Junior behind. The scene then switches to Chef Pee Pee going upstairs to Bowser's room)

CPP: Bowser! I'm being chased by Junior's friends and they are maniacs!

(Bowser then comes out of his room)

Bowser: What the hell is it Chef Pee Pee!? I'm trying to watch Charleyyy!

CPP: I'm sorry to bother you Bowser but Junior and his friends think i'm a robot and their trying to chase me!

Cody: (Heard from another room) Chef Pee Pee! We are coming to get ya!

Joseph: (Heard from another room) Your gonna pay for what you did to Junior you sick robotic bastard!

CPP: Can I hide under your bed!?

Bowser: What?!

CPP: The kids are trying to kill me because they think I’m a robot!

(Cody and Joseph then come in)

Cody: So he's under the bed?

Bowser: Playboy mags so what?

CPP farts

Bowser: Oh shit

(Joseph tackles Chef Pee Pee only for Chef Pee Pee to grab him and throw him out the window!)

Cody: Joseph!!!

Joseph: (As falling out of window) DDDDDDUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *splat*

Cody: You killed Joseph. Even though I don't care about him but. You mother fucker! (Cody grabs the bat) You know what! It's time to finish you! (Cody swings his bat only for Chef Pee Pee to use, But bowser hits Cody hard in the stomach)

Bowser: OW! Thats gotta hurt!

Junior: Looks like its just you and me peepers! (The two look at each other then charge at each other. Junior quickly swung the bat at Chef Pee Pee's head, circuts then come out revealing he is a robot) Wha- So it was a robot. And- I'm the only one left. I did it! I saved the world! *The door bell rings* Who could that be? (The scene switches to the front door where Chef Pee Pee is there) Wha- Chef Pee Pee your back!

CPP: Yep i'm back.

Cody: We just killed 2 robots that looked like you.

CPP: Wait robots that looked like me?! Oh your probably talking about the robots I sen't here to keep an eye on you. But you destroyed my robots?! I worked so hard on them! Fuck this I’m out.

In Jeffy’s drivers license

Brooklyn Guy: So come back in 30 days for your license!

Brooklyn Guy leaves with Jeffy's license.

Mario: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: I can't believe there was no toy in the-

Suddenly, Mario punches Brooklyn Guy and he falls to the ground.

Brooklyn Guy: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: YOU TOOK AWAY MY SON'S LICENSE OVER A FUCKING TOY?!

Brooklyn Guy: But these are supposed to have toys! That's what your son fails-

Mario pushes Brooklyn Guy and punches him in the face repeatably, but Brooklyn Guy grabs handcuffs and traps Mario's hands in them.

Brooklyn Guy: Got you! You're under arrest for assaulting an officer-

Suddenly, Mario snaps the handcuffs in half freeing himself.

Brooklyn Guy: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario punches Brooklyn Guy.

Mario: YOU GONNA GIVE MY SON HIS LICENSE BACK?!

Brooklyn Guy: OK! HERE! TAKE IT!

Brooklyn Guy throws the license at Mario who takes it.

Mario: Now you must do something for me.

Brooklyn Guy: What is that?

Mario: Do you know where Goodman is going to launch my license?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! It's at the New Mexico Desert!

Mario: I need you to take me there so I can get my license back!

Brooklyn Guy: What if it don't?

Mario grabs Brooklyn Guy's gun.

Mario: Then I'll blow your brains out.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I'll take you! Please don't kill me!

Mario: Good.

Mario gets into Brooklyn Guy's car and is driven to the desert. A few hours later.

Mario: Ok! We're at the desert!

Brooklyn Guy: I see the missle!

Mario: I'm getting my license.

Mario jumps onto the missle, climbs to the top, grabs his license and jumps off.

Mario: I got my license! Now take me back home.

Mario and Brooklyn Guy drive back to Florida.

Another few hours later.

Goodman: I wonder where Mario is?

Mario and Brooklyn Guy enter the house.

Goodman: Oh, hey Mario! See this button?

Mario: Yes it’s a rocket that’s able to send anything to the sun.

Goodman: How did you know?

Mario: Launch it.

Goodman: You don't care?

Mario: I’m Not white lying I’ll end it all later with the noose when you leave.

Goodman: Okay.

Goodman pushes the button and the missle explodes

Goodman: Looks like the rocket multifunctioned there goes your license Mario! I'll be back tomorrow for your house payment.

Mario: Well, Goodman, I need to tell you something.

Goodman: What is it?

Mario pulls out his license.

Mario: Joke’s On You I cut every cord

Goodman: WTF?! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE BACK?!

Mario: Well, I went to the rocket, got on the top, and got my license back!

Goodman: WELL I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT LICENSE AND PUT IT IN... SOMETHING!

Goodman lunges at Mario, only to be tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Goodman: I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T GOING TO HELP MARIO GET HIS LICENSE!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I changed my mind! Also, you are under arrest for illegally stealing someone's license and you are going to jail!

Goodman: I'LL PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME GO!

Brooklyn Guy thinks for a moment.

Brooklyn Guy: I don't think it's worth it! Now come with me!

Brooklyn Guy grabs Goodman and throws him in the car.

Mario: Wait! Before you go!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes?

Mario: Do you have a grenade?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! Here!

Mario takes the grenade.

Mario: Hey Goodman!

Goodman: What?

Mario: Pay This motherfucker...

Mario activates the grenade and throws it at Goodman's Lamborghini where it blows up the car.

Goodman: NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario: Ok, take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: I'll let you get away with that. See you!

Goodman: MARIO! I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES ONCE I GET OUT!

Brooklyn Guy: He’s lying We’ll send him to the mental hospital

Goodman: Wait What?!

Mario: I’m pretty sure yours will be while your in the big house

Brooklyn Guy drives Goodman who is ranting and screaming at Mario to prison.

Mario: Bitch deserved it.

Mario enters the house.

Mario: Hey, Jeffy! I got your license back!

Jeffy: Thanks. daddy! I'm going to McDonald's with this.

Jeffy enters a car and drives to McDonald's.

Mario: Ok! Have fun!

In life is ruff

Bowser: Okay, get ready.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): RUFF RUFF RUFF-

Stocking throws a universal translator

Junior: NO I DON'T WANT TO!

Bowser: Wait, did you just talk?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Dad, you heard what I said?

Bowser: OH MY GOD CHOMPY, YOU DID TALK! And why do you have Junior's voice with the collar.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): It's because I am Junior.

Bowser: Okay if you really are Junior, what does Junior like to watch.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): DOOFY!

Bowser: (Gasp) OH MY GOD, YOU REALLY ARE JUNIOR! I gotta take you to Chef Pee Pee, come on.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Kay.

(Scene transates to Chef Pee Pee cleaning)

Chef Pee Pee: (Whew) I'm finally done cleaning that stupid dog's mess

Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!

Chef Pee Pee: (Sigh) what do you want Bowser?

Bowser: I gotta show something, Junior Chompy, get in here.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) comes in the kitchen)

Chef Pee Pee: DAMN IT BOWSER, DON'T LET THE DOG IN, HE'LL MAKE ANOTHER MESS!

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Chef Pee Pee, it's me, Junior.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait, did Chompy just talk?

Bowser: Yes, and not only that, that's actually Junior in Chompy's body.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): That's correct, and why did you call me Junior Chompy, Dad?

Bowser: It's so that I won't get confused.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Alright, I get it now.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait what? That doesn't make any sense, how is Junior in Chompy's body?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): I'll explain.

(After some explaining)

Chef Pee Pee: So let me get this straight, you and Chompy were hit by a truck and somehow, you two switched bodies.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Yes.

Bowser: Okay, I see, but where's Chompy in your body?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Follow me,

(Scene transates to the living room with Joseph sitting and Chompy in Bowser Junior's body humping Cody)

Cody: Oh yes, keep going.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) comes in with Chef Pee Pee and Bowser)

Bowser Junior (Chompy): GUYS IT'S ME, JUNIOR!

Joseph: Wait, did Chompy just talk?

Cody: Um, I think he did and did he just sound like Junior?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes guys, you heard him, that's actually Junior in Chompy's body.

Joseph: Wait, what?

Cody: Okay, if you really are Junior, which one is the red ball?

(Scene transates to Bowser Junior (Chompy's) point of view)

Bowser Junior (Chompy) (In head): Wait, I'm no longer color blind.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) bites the red ball)

Cody: So you really are Junior.

Joseph: Wait, that doesn't make any sense, how is Junior in Chompy's body.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): I'll explain again.

(After explaining again)

Cody: So you and Chompy were both hit by a truck and you two somehow swapped bodies.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Yes, that's correct.

Cody: Okay, one other thing, how come you weren't able to speak when you were in Chompy's body and now you could talk?

Bowser Junior (Chompy): I honestly don't know.

Bowser: So how are we gonna fix this?

Joseph: I don't know.

Cody: But I do.

(Cody leaves and comes back with a machine)

Joseph: What is that Cody?

Cody: It's a body swapper, it can switch people's bodies.

Bowser Junior (Chompy): Cool, does it work?

Cody: Yep, so all you need to do is to get in the machine with Chompy.

(Bowser Junior (Chompy) and Chompy (Bowser Junior) gets inside the body swapper)

Cody: Okay, 3..2..1 GO!

(Cody pressed a button and a bolt of lightning appears)

Bowser: Did it work?

Cody: We'll see.

(Cody opens the door of the machine and Bowser Junior and Chompy step outside the machine)

Bowser Junior: YES, I'M BACK IN MY OWN BODY!

Chompy: RUFF RUFF!

Cody: Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Bowser Junior: Hey Chef Pee Pee, one thing.

Chef Pee Pee: What?

(Bowser Junior turns around, bends over and craps on Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: AAAHHH SH*T, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR JUNIOR?!

Bowser Junior: That's for not taking me to go outside and pee when I was in Chompy's body.

In Jeffy’s pokémon card

(Mario jumps into the lake, and retrieves Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: OH MY GOD! JEFFY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!!

(Mario notices a stab wound in Jeffy’s corpse and upon closer inspection notices a white fabric inside)

Mario: What is that?

(Mario digs through Jeffy’s stab wound and pulls out the white fabric)

Mario: Maybe, I can get this to a laboratory so they can identify who’s DNA this white cloth belongs to.

(Mario walks to his car, puts Jeffy’s corpse in the seat, and drives to a laboratory, where Dr. Finkleshitz works at.)

Mario: Alright I’m here.

(Mario enters the laboratory and finds a lab employee)

Mario: Hey, excuse me sir, have you seen Dr. Finkleshitz?

Lab Employee: Oh, Yes! He’s in that room over there.

Mario: Ok, thank you!

Lab Employee: No problem!

(Mario enters Dr. Finkleshitz lab where he is recording his new episode)

Dr. Finkleshitz: Hello, and welcome! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz! And today we will be discussing about-

(Mario barges in)

Dr. Finkleshitz: AHH! Who are you? Can’t you see I’m about to do another episode here?

Mario: I believe there’s a reschedule for the broadcast day

Mario shoots Dr. Finkleshitz and camera

(Bowser Junior and Cody are watching Dr. Finkleshitz on TV)

Junior: Wait, what’s Mario doing on Finkleshitz show?

(Mario brings in body bag and opens it, revealing Jeffy’s corpse)

At the lab

Mario: Yes, he was all burnt, and stabbed, then I noticed this piece of white fabric and I wonder if you can get who’s DNA is on this DNA Machine.

(Bowser Junior looks down and sees a small tear in his bib)

Junior: Oh, God...

Cody: Junior. What’s wrong?

Junior: Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

(Back at the lab)

Mario: Now I just drop this white fabric into the machine and we will see the DNA results!

(Mario drops the fabric into the machine and it analyzes the DNA)

Mario looks at DNA results

Mario: Hmm, it says: green skin, orange hair, is 9 years old. Wait a minute! I knew junior did it!

(Mario leaves the laboratory with Jeffy’s corpse)

(Mario arrives back to the house)

Mario: (angry) Oh, when I get my hands on Junior...

Bowser Junior: Well, I don’t know what happened on tv.

Cody: What are you talking about? Mario: JUNIOR!!!!!!

Junior and Cody: What the-?

Mario: JUNIOR, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Junior: Um, Mario what’s wrong?

Mario: DON’T TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG, YOU KILLED JEFFY!!!

Junior: WHAT! JEFFY’S DEAD!

Mario: Yes Junior, I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM!

Cody: Junior, what’s he talking about?

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back.

(Mario leaves the living room, then returns with Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: Ok, Junior. Since you didn’t know Jeffy is dead, then how do you explain this?!

(Mario drops Jeffy’s corpse in the couch, and Cody screams in horror)

Cody: HOLY FUCK, JUNIOR!!! YOU MURDERED HIM?!?

Junior: Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Mario: JUNIOR, STOP LYING! WE GOT YOUR DNA!

Junior: Well, even if you got my DNA, you still can’t prove I murdered Jeffy!

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back!

(Mario heads into the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef PeePee?

Chef Peepee: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Well Chef PeePee, if you wanted to catch Junior doing something, what would you use?

Chef PeePee: Let me think. Hmm... Wait! I remember! I still have those security cameras hooked up in the house!

Mario: Alright, Thanks Chef PeePee! Where are they?

Chef PeePee: Oh the films are on the table!

Mario: Ok, Chef PeePee, Thanks!

Chef PeePee: You’re welcome.

(Mario takes the film and heads to the living room)

Mario: Ok, Junior this is enough evidence to prove you killed Jeffy.

Junior: Go ahead, Mario try it!

(Mario inserts the film into the DVD player, and he, Junior, and Cody watch the murder play in front of them.)

(Junior and Jeffy appear inside the camera footage)

Bowser Junior: "YOU DESTROYED IT!"

Jeffy: "Here's your half and here's my half."

(Jeffy hands the one half to Bowser Junior while he glares at him.)

Bowser Junior: "..."

Jeffy: "What?"

Bowser Junior: "Ah screw it!"

(Bowser Junior tackles Jeffy and starts punching him while grabbing his throat.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!”

Bowser Junior: "NO! NOT RIGHT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO THE CARD!"

(He then grabs the scissors from Jeffy and stabs him in the knee with the scissors.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR DRIPPING SAUCE ON THE CARD!"

(He stabs the other knee while Jeffy screams in pain.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR PUTTING TOO MUCH WATER ON THE CARD!"

(Bowser Junior stabs Jeffy's eye which causes him to scream even more pain.)

Jeffy: "AAAAHHHH! MY EYE!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR LIGHTING THE CARD ON FIRE!"

(He cuts Jeffy's ear off which causes even more screaming.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR FEEDING IT TO YOUR DOG!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's arm.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO SHRED THE CARD!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's hand)

Bowser Junior: "AND THIS IS FOR CUTTING THE CARD IN HALF!"

(He quickly slices Jeffy's nose which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Bowser Junior then grabs Jeffy neck against the wall)

Bowser Junior: "So Jeffy, how does it feel to get stabbed? The one you used to cut the card up?"

(Jeffy then begins crying)

Jeffy: "PLEASE JUNIOR! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY FOR CUTTING THE CARD UP! PLEASE SHOW MERCY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT THE CARD UP!"

Bowser Junior: "YOU’RE REALLY THAT SORRY?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU CAUSED ME SO MUCH TORTURE THAT JEFFY FANS WANTED TO SUFFER! YOU PROBABLY WANTED TO PURPOSELY DESTROY THE CARD FOR YOUR OWN SADISTIC TORTUROUS PLEASURES YOU SICK FUCK! I ASKED YOU IF I WANTED THE CARD BUT YOU JUST KEPT ON DESTROYING IT!"

(Bowser Junior then stabs Jeffy's crouch which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "And now, for the grand finale."

(Bowser Junior then pours gas on the stabbed Jeffy. He then lights a fire from a match.)

Jeffy: "JUNIOR! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!"

Bowser Junior: "Too late. Now why don't you rot, IN HELL!"

(Bowser Junior drops the lit match onto Jeffy that causes him to burn to death.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

(When the fire cools down, all that's left is Jeffy's burned corpse. With Bowser Junior flipping him off)

Junior: “Fuck you jeffy!"

(Junior then drags Jeffy's corpse outside and throws it into the lake. Bowser Junior quickly washes himself up to get rid of the blood and cleans up the evidence of the murder, and the camera footage ends.)

Mario and Cody: Oh my god...

Junior: That is not me on there!

Mario: YES, THAT IS YOU JUNIOR!! STOP LYING!

Cody: Sorry to say this Junior, but... IM CALLING THE POLICE!!

Junior: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!

(Junior trys to tackle Cody, but Mario successfully holds him down, and sits on him.)

Junior: UGH, LET GO OF ME!

Mario: Quick Cody! Call the police! Cody: Got It!

(A few minutes later, Brooklyn Guy arrives at the door)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, what seems to be the problem?

Mario: Ok, good! You’re here officer! You see, Junior killed my son!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, really?!

Mario: Yes, I got footage of it, so come in!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok!

(After Brooklyn Guy watches the footage)

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, that was brutal!

Mario: I know!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, Bowser Junior you are under arrest for the murder of Jeffy.

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior tries to strangle Mario for getting him arrested, Brooklyn Guy tasers him)

Brooklyn Guy: ALRIGHT, YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!!!

Junior: UGH, MARIO AND CODY, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING ME IN JAIL! HEY, LET ME GO!

(Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car and drives Junior to jail)

After bowser’s mistake

Mario: Hey Jeffy, can you do me a favor?

Jeffy: What Daddy?

Mario: Since it's Valentine's Day, can you not ruin this for me?

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: Because if you do not annoy me, you'll be a good boy.

Jeffy: (Gasp) really?

Mario: Yeah.

Jeffy: Okay Daddy, I won't bother you for the whole day.

(Jeffy leaves the gaming room)

Mario: (Phew) now I won't have to worry about Jeffy.

(Mario hears the doorbell)

Mario: Oh man, that must be Rosalina.

(Mario heads to the front door and opens it)

Rosalina: Hey Mario.

Mario: Hi babe, it’s Valentine's Day.

Rosalina: Mario, I'm superb to spend Valentine's Day with you.

Mario: Indeed you are, come on in. (Mario and Rosalina sit on the living room couch)

Rosalina: You know Mario, I'm glad that you adopted Jeffy, because of you hadn't, who knows what would've happened to Jeffy.

Mario: Yeah, he would've been killed by his original mom. Oh yeah, I got you something.

(Mario leaves and comes back with a locket that has a photo of Mario and Rosalina)

Rosalina: (Gasp) MARIO THANK YOU! I also got you something.

Mario: What is it?

(Rosalina leaves and comes back with a punching bag that has trigon on it)

Mario: A punching bag of trigon?

Rosalina: Just in case of you feel stressed out.

Mario: Thanks babe.

(Mario and Rosalina hears a doorbell sound)

Mario: I'll get it.

(Mario heads to the front door)

Mario: I wonder who could that be?

(Mario looks through the door hole opens the front door and to his shock, he sees Peach there)

Mario: PEACH!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Anger Mario: Didn’t we leave her on the moon to die?

Peach: I came here to spend Valentine's Day with you again.

Mario: NO, YOU ARE NEVER SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY WITH ME, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Peach: What, why?

Mario: BECAUSE, YOU USED ME FOR MONEY AND YOU DIVORCED ME BECAUSE I WAS BALD! ALSO, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SPOILED BRAT!

Peach: (Gasp) HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME?

(Rosalina appears at the front door)

Rosalina: Hey Mario, what's going o-(Gasp) MARIO, WHO IS THAT!?

Mario: (Sigh) Rosalina, this is my ex-wife Peach and Peach, this is my new girlfriend.

Peach: (Gasp) New girlfriend. Right?

Rosalina: Your ex-wife? So you know her?

Mario: Yes, we were divorced because Peach found out I was bald.

Rosalina: Wait?

(Rosalina turns to Peach)

Rosalina: You divorced him because he was bald?

Peach: Yeah, he was ugly whenever he was bald.

Rosalina: Let me start of by saying THAT'S THE MOST STUPIDEST REASON TO DIVORCE MARIO. I MEAN, IF WE WERE MARRIED AND I FOUND OUT HE WAS BALD, I WOULDN'T DIVORCE HIM, I WOULD JUST LAUGH IT OFF YOU BITCH!

Peach: (Gasp) WHY YOU!

(Peach tackles Rosalina to the ground and beats her up but Rosalina Headbuds her off)

Rosalina: Don't worry Mario, I can handle this.

Mario: But babe, I don't want you getti-

Rosalina: It's fine, I got this.

Mario: You forgot the helping hand.

(Mario and Rosalina get and punches Peach in which she kicks back. The scene transates to Bowser Junior, Joseph, and Cody in Bowesr Junior's room hearing fighting noises)

Bowser Junior: What's all that noise?

Cody: I don't know, let's check it out.

(Bowser Junior, Joseph and Cody go downstairs and into the living room to see Mario Rosalina and Peach fighting)

Joseph: OH MY GOD CATFIGHT!

Bowser Junior: WORLDSTAR!

(Scene transates to Peach and Rosalina still fighting until Peach hits Rosalina with a lamp)

Rosalina: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Scene transates to Mario in shock)

Mario: YOU WON’T WIN SO EASLY!

Joseph: OH my God dude, this is so intense.

Cody: Well, it's boring for me.

(Scene transates back to the fight)

Peach: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I might as well kill you to make Mario depressed.

Rosalina (Weakly): No, please don't.

Mario: NOOOOO!

(Peach pulls out a knife and is about to stab Rosalina but suddenly gets shot)

Peach: AAAAAHHHHH!

(The Brooklyn Guy suddenly appears)

Brooklyn Guy: Stop right there you, you're under arrest for gold digging and attempting murder.

Peach: WHAT THE! WHO CALLED THE COPS!?

(Woody appears in the living room)

Woody: Oh, I did, when I saw you beating up peach, I quickly called the cops.

Mario: (Phew) thanks Woody for calling the cops to arrest Peach.

Woody: You’re welcome partner.

Brooklyn Guy: Well, anyway peach, your coming with me.

Peach: NO, UNHAND ME!

(The Brooklyn Guy does not listen to her and takes her away)

Peach: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OFF ME MARIO! WHEN I GET OUT PRISON, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

(The Brooklyn Guy leaves the house with Peach)

Bowser Junior: Aww, that sucks, I wanted to see more.

Joseph: We can look it up online you know.

Bowser Junior: OH YEAH, LETS DO THAT!

Cody: Whatever.

(Scene transates to Mario with a battered Rosalina)

Mario: Babe, you okay?

Rosalina: (Coughs) yeah, I'm fine.

Mario: Shall we continue our day?

Rosalina: Yeah.

In Jeffy’s tv show

Mario: GRR! THAT'S IT!

Mario picks up a grenade and throws it at them.

Brooklyn Guy: "What the-"

The grenade exploded which kills the Brooklyn Guy, the monkey, Simmons, and Crystal.

Mario: THAT OUTTA TEACH YOU!

Rosalina: MARIO, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL THEM!

Mario: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE DEWY LIED TO US INTO THINKING THAT HE'LL PAY US!

Rosalina: Honestly, that's a good point and where did you get that grenade from?

Mario: From Black Yoshi.

(Ding Dong)

Mario: I'll get it.

Mario heads to the front door and at the front door is Dewy.

Dewy: YOU KILLED OUR CAST INCLUDING OUR EQUIPMENT! NOW MY SHOW HAS RECIEVED NEGATIVE REVIEWS!

Mario: Yep, I did it because you tricked me.

Dewy: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO SUE YOU!

Mario: No you won't.

Mario grabs a chainsaw from nowhere.

Mario: Sue This you ugly bastard.

Mario chainsaw Dewy's head

In Shrek’s crappy wish

Shrek: Well, maybe you’re a true donkey at heart, and you’re bald.

Mario: AAAGGGHHHH!!!

(Mario punches Shrek)

Shrek: OW! DONKEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR SHIT! TIME FOR PAYBACK!

(Mario shoves Shrek’s face into the toilet)

Shrek: THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Mario: SO YOU’RE BEING A HYPOCRITE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SHREK?!

(Mario drags Shrek into the kitchen)

Shrek: Donkey! Please stop!

Mario: NEVER! MY NAME IS NOT DONKEY!

(Mario grabs a bat and starts hitting Shrek in the face with it)

Shrek: DONKEY! STOP! I’M SORRY FOR TURNING YOU INTO A DONKEY AND MAKING YOU EAT MY POOP! PLEASE STOP!

Mario: YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD FORGIVE YOU THAT EASILY! NOW COME HERE!

(Mario drags Shrek outside and throws him into the car)

Shrek: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Mario: You’ll see...

(Mario starts to drive towards a cliff)

Shrek: DONKEY! ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU’LL KILL US BOTH!

Mario: No... Not me.

(When the car gets close to the cliff, Mario pulls over, leaving Shrek to fall off the cliff)

Shrek: DOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!

In Jeffy’s YouTube channel

Hogan paul: What’s up HoeGang guess What I found this morning My hamster died look at him all dead, oh and you know what I do with dead hamsters? This!

Before hogan throws the hamster’s corpse and swings the bat to hit it a loud bang hit the door

Agent venom: FBI OPEN UP!!!

Agent venom crashes in

Agent venom: Drop the bat you sick bastard! We’re bringing you in!

Agent venom shoots the camera

Agent venom: You Get no subscribers nothing!

Hogan: WHAT ARE THOSE?

Agent venom: Simple, Guns

Agent Venom shoots a ball of webbing at hogan.

Then he shoots the cameraman

In bowser Junior gets jinxed

Cody: Come here, Junior- SHIT!

Cuts to sml question but it was glitches to continue bowser junior gets jinxed

Junior: YES! I CAN TALK AGAIN!

Cody: Dammit, Cody!

Junior: (angry) CODY!!!

Cody: (scared) Um, yes, Junior?

(Junior punches Cody)

Cody: OW! WHAT THE HELL!

Junior: That's for jinxing me and making me fail my essay!

(Junior brutally beats up Cody and throws him down the stairs breaking every bone in his body)

Cody: NO! MY ASS! I CAN'T HAVE KEN SHOVED UP MY ANUS!

Junior: Now to get Joseph...

(Junior tracks down Joseph's house)

Joseph: I wonder when my mom is coming home.

(Joseph hears banging on his door)

Joseph: Who is it?

(Joseph opens the door)

Joseph: Hey-

(Junior punches Joseph)

Joseph: OW!

Junior: Hi, Joseph...

Joseph: DUDE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!

Junior: Well, Cody helped...

(Junior beats up Joseph and throws into a car where he gets run over)

Joseph: MY LEG!

Junior: Now to go back to the house..

(Junior returns to the house, but is shocked to see it burned down)

Bowser: NO! MY TV! CHARLEYYY!

Chef Pee Pee: (angry) HEY, SLUT! CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW THIS HAPPENED?!

Junior: Wait a minute... YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SET MY BLANKET TO FIRE, SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Chef Pee Pee: STOP ACCUSSING ME YOU SLUT!

Bowser: Hang on! Chef Pee Pee! Did you burn my son's bed?!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, yes! He wouldn't get out of bed!

(Bowser beats up Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: OW! STOP!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, stop it!

Bowser: Ok!

Brooklyn Guy: So you were the one that set the house on fire?

Junior: Yes

(tomorrow at school)

Jackie Chu: Ok! Class! So apparently, Junior was jinxed yesterday, by Joseph and Cody! So I'm giving Junior another chance at the essay! Also, because Cody jinxed him, Cody will also fail the essay!

Cody: WHAT?!!! NO! MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!

(Joseph and Cody are shown to be in body casts due to Junior's beatings)

Joseph: THAT'S NOT FAIR DUDE!

Jackie Chu: So, Junior! Come read your essay!

(Junior reads his essay)

Jackie Chu: Wow... THAT WAS VERY GOOD! JUNIOR IS GETTING THREE A'S!

Cody: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Jackie Chu: And as a reward, the class will be having pizza, cupcakes, and cookies!

Junior: YES!

Jackie Chu: Except for Joseph, and Cody because they dumb!

Joseph, and Cody: NO!!!

Jackie Chu: Also, all of the class including Junior will laugh at Joseph and Cody for not getting pizza!

(The class laugh at Joseph, and Cody)

Toadette: Assholes!

Joseph: DUDE! STOP LAUGHING AT US!

Cody: DAMN YOU, JUNIOR!

Junior: Actually, guys there is something I want to do!

Joseph and Cody: What is it?

(Junior throws a bowl of green beans at them, covering them in it)

Joseph: DUDE! WHY ARE WE COVERED IN GREEN BEANS!

Junior: HEY, JEFFY LOOK!

(Jeffy turns and looks at Joseph and Cody and is furious to see they are covered in green beans)

Jeffy: Junior could you get the camera for worldstar ready?

(Jeffy jumps on Joseph and Cody and mauls them)

Cody: AAAHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!

In the switch

Bowser Junior: How are we gonna get out of here!?

Chef Pee Pee: You know what? Shut up you little brat! I'm sick and tired of this crap!

Bowser Junior: Aw... I need Thomas.

Chef Pee Pee: Too bad.

Bowser Junior: LET US OUT!! HELP!!

Chef Pee Pee: Gah! Here, I got this!

(Chef Pee Pee kicks and puches the door, but nothing happens)

Bowser Junior: Let me see your hat!

Chef Pee Pee: What? My hat?

Bowser Junior: Just give it to me, shit nose!

Chef Pee Pee: Fine! Here's my hat! I hope you don't ruin it. It paid 30 dollars for that hat.

(Bowser Junior throws Chef Pee Pee's hat at the door)

Chef Pee Pee: Really!? You threw it at the door!?

Bowser Junior: I thought it would work...

Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god! You're an idiot, Junior!

Junior: Beat it, big nose!

Chef Pee Pee: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Bowser Junior: No! Please! SOMEONE!! PLEASE HELP!!

(Bowser opens the door)

Bowser: Why do I hear yelling!?

Chef Pee Pee: Bowser, thank god you're here! Junior is a stupid idiot!

Bowser Junior: Shut up! You have a big nose, you're like Ebony Maw!

Chef Pee Pee: I wanna...

Bowser: If you two don't get along, I'm calling the cops! And I'm gonna tell them to put you two in different jail cells!

Chef Pee Pee: But Junior is a spoiled brat!

Bowser Junior: Shut up, Chef Big Nose!

Chef Pee Pee: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!

Bowser: THAT'S IT!! [Meanwhile...]

The Brooklyn Guy: Alright, you are under arrest.

[Meanwhile, The Brooklyn Guy take Bowser Junior to jail]

Bowser Junior: Aw, this is stupid!

Bubbles: Sup!

[Meanwhile, to Chef Pee Pee]

Chef Pee Pee: FREEDOM MOTHERFUCKER!

In bowser Junior’s goldfish

Bowser Junior is about to go to sleep, still remembering about the first fish, thinking that he fish made it to the ocean., also hoping that he's okay. With Junior now sleeping, Charleyyy Junior begins crawling out of the toilet, and going into Junior's room. Junior starts waking up slowly, and he doesn’t see him

Junior: I gotta stop eating candy before bed

Agent venom kills the fish

In Happy Halloween

Chef Pee Pee: Which piece do I want

Mario: CHEF PEE PEE!!!!

Chef Pee Pee: What?

Mario: there was a creepy person that stole our candy

Chef Pee Pee: wait what, it must be not true

Bowser Junior: CHEF PEE PEE!!!

Chef Pee Pee: *facepalm* let me guess, you snuck out and went trick or treating and a clown chased you in the house, and that means? Joseph is dead... am i right?

Bowser Junior and Cody: Yes

Chef Pee Pee: how are we gonna get this situation fixed?

Mario: I got one, it's a secret.

Chef Pee Pee: what?

Mario *black yoshi*

Black Yoshi: okay, so a weird guy stole all of your candy, and clowns try to kill you

Everyone: yes.

Black Yoshi: okay, i'm gonna shoot at them

Black Yoshi: Mario, is that the guy that stole your candy

Mario: yes.

Black Yoshi: here i go.

Black Yoshi: GOT IT, Mario, you owe me 20 dollars as a reward

Mario Okay *gives 20 dollar bill to black yoshi* Thank you Black Yoshi

Black Yoshi: Your welcome, alright Junior, i'm gonna shoot the killer clown

Black Yoshi: Is that the clown that try to kill you?

Cody: yes.

Black Yoshi: here i go.

Goodman: Breaking News, mkay, America’s most wanted Black Yoshi shot Jeff the Killer and the Killer Clown, this year’s halloween is the worst halloween of the decade, but thanks to Black Yoshi, he saved the day, that is all.

Mario: YES! BLACK YOSHI YOU SAVED THE DAY!

Black Yoshi: I know, hmm... I wonder what happened to Luigi

Jeffy: Daddy, Who’s luigi!

Mario: Luigi is my brother, Jeffy

Jeffy: I HAVE AN UNCLE?!!!

Mario *facepalm* No He’s my brother

In Jeffy’s tantrum

Jeffy: YOU SOLD MY FUCKING IPAD?!

MARIO: Yes Jeffy and I think that you deserved it

Jeffy: GRRRRR...

(Jeffy leaves the gaming room)

Mario: I wonder where he's going

(Mario then sits on the couch)

Mario: (Sigh) well that was a long day.

(Jeffy comes on screen)

Jeffy: Hey daddy, I got my iPad back.

Mario: What? How?

Jeffy: I found out you sold it at a pawn shop and I used your credit card for this.

Mario: JEFFY, YOU USED MY CREDIT CARD?!

Jeffy: Yes daddy, it was payback.

Mario: JEFFY WHY YO-

(Jeffy kicks Mario in the crotch)

Mario: GAAAHHH!

Jeffy: Don't you ever sell my stuff ever again. Now to download this SpongeBob game on my iPad.

(Jeffy leaves Mario groaning in pain)

Mario: JEFFY WHY YOU!

(Mario kicks Jeffy in the crotch)

Jeffy: GAAHH!

(Jeffy falls to the floor and begins to cry)

Jeffy: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Mario: DON'T YOU EVER SPEND ON ANYTHING WITH MY CERDIT CARD!

(Mario then leaves Jeffy crying) Jeffy: (squashes mario with the couch and bleeds to death) (Jeffy sees the sofa guy outside) Jeffy: hey mister, can i have my ipad back, i'll sell the couch. Sofa Guy: Sure thing. (Jeffy gets back the ipad and download the game) Jeffy: Time to play my game Mario: Let’s act very maturely. (Hears hard, rapid knocks on the door) Mario: Who's that? (Goes to the door and answers) Mario: Hello? Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, I got a call from a kid here that his father kicked him in the crotch? Mario: Wha-What are you talking about? (Jeffy walks into the room, sniffling, with Rosalina accompanying him) Jeffy: Mr. Police Officer Man, my daddy kicked my in the crotch. Brooklyn T. Guy: Wha-WHAT!!! You bastard!!! Why would you do something like that!? Mario: Well he deserved it! He kept throwing stuff around the house because he was angry that I wouldn't buy him a stupid game on his stupid iPad! Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I don't care! Whether it was punishment or not, it's still child abuse. Mario: He's a retard! (Jeffy begins crying) Mario: I'll give you something to cry about!! Rosalina: Mario!!! Don't talk to him like that!! Mario: I'm his daddy now!! So I can talk to him anyway I want to!! Rosalina: Well, I'm his mother now. So I don't talk to him like that. And unlike you, I can buy the game on the App Store!! Mario: You wouldn't. Rosalina: Would I? (BTG turns to Rosalina) Brooklyn T. Guy: Ma'am, is it true what you and the kid are saying? Rosalina: Yes! Yes it is!! Mario: WHAT!? Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, you bastard. You're coming with me! Mario: No wait!!! Please no! NO! (Brooklyn T. Guy takes Mario away to prison) Jeffy: Have fun in prison, faggot! Rosalina: Child Beater!! Mario: Assholes!!! Mario quickly punches Brooklyn T. Guy in the face. Brooklyn T. Guy: "OUCH! Did you just punch a cop in the face? You took a lot of guts, and I respect that. You have a good day sir." He then leaves. Rosalina (Shocked): "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU JUST MAKE HIM LEAVE LIKE THAT?!" Mario: "Because it was the only way for me to get away with it. Now to teach you a lesson." Mario tackles Rosalina and starts beating her up. Rosalina: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Mario: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO GET ME INTO PRISON!" Mario grabs a wire and starts suffocating her. She tries to pry of the wires but dies. Jeffy: "MOMMY!" Mario: "Now for you Jeffy." Mario grabs Jeffy and punches his face multiple times. Jeffy: "OW OW OW OW! STOP IT DADDY!" Mario: "LIKE I CARE!" Mario quickly snaps Jeffy's neck, killing him. Mario: "Phew, now I don't have to deal with Jeffy anymore."

In bowser Junior’s bad news

Cody: Okay! *see and gasps*

Junior: Cody?

Cody: *excited yell* J-J-J-JUNIOR! WE JUST MAKE A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS, WE ARE RICH AF!!

Junior: WHA? WE MADE A BILLION DOLLAR! WHOOOOOOO! *Junior, Joseph and Cody cheering up loudly*

GwenPool: Knew stealing the money would work

Bowser: JUNIOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?!

Junior: WE JUST MADE A BILLION DOLLAR TO SAVE TOYS R US!

Bowser: Then STOP ALL THE FUCKING SHENANIGANS! HMPH *Leaves*

Junior: Ok, well LET’S GIVE THIS MONEY TO TOYS R US!

Cody: FUCK YEAH!

Chef PeePee: Hmmm, I wonder where Junior is? Oh well, he just be killing him self *chuckles*

Junior: Hey Chef PeePee!

Chef PeePee: What nigga?

Junior: We just gave 1 billion dollars at Toys R Us and-

Chef PeePee: Wait wait wait? Did you said? A BILLION DOLLARS!

Junior: Yeah Chef Pee-

Chef PeePee: HOLY SHIT I’M SO FUCKING RICH GIVE ME THE DAMN MONEY WHERE IT IS! HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!

In the first day of school

Jeffy: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Rosalina: MARIO STOP IT!

(Mario drags Jeffy out of the car and throws him in the trunk)

Mario: That's what you get for cussing at me and the teacher.

(Mario closes the trunk and drives off)

Rosalina: Mario why did you do that!?

Mario: Because he deserved it and for the things he did at school!

Rosalina: (Sigh) Maybe you’re right.

In Jeffy’s homework

Mario: Jeffy look, you take away the eight, it’s four.

Jeffy: NO IT’S NOT!! IT’S FUCKING EIGHT, YOU TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FOUR, SO IT’S NOT FUCKING HERE, THEN YOU HAVE A FOUR, IT’S FUCKING FOUR, DADDY, DON’T MAKES ME BEAT YOUR ASS!

Rosalina: Calm down Jeffy!

Jeffy: NO I WON’T BITCH UNTIL THE ANSWER IS SHITTING EIGHT!

Mario: JEFFY IT’S FOUR!

Jeffy: NO IT’S EIGHT!

(Mario and Jeffy starts arguing and doorbell rings)

Rosalina: Huh? I wonder who is that?

Rosalina: Hello?

Goodman: Good evening! Where is Mario?

Rosalina: He’s right there arguing with his son: Jeffy.

Jeffy: IT’S EIGHT FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME DADDY! YOU’RE THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE EASTER BUNNY!

Mario: I’M NOT!

Goodman: Sir, What is going on?

Mario: THIS RETARDED KID WON’T STOP SAYING THE ASNWER IS FUCKING EIGHT!

Jeffy: *Cries* YOU SAID JEFFY IS RETARDED? *bangs glass table with his head.

Goodman: Alright, but did you do your kid’s homework?

Mario: No I didn’t because he wasn’t cooperating...

Goodman: Will You please come with us

Jeffy: Okay

In Jeffy’s paper shredder

Mario decides to sneak underneath Goodman's car, as Goodman is about to drive away, Mario clings to the underside of the car, and Goodman drives off not knowing Mario is following him.)

Mario: Where is he going?

(Mario sees Goodman stopping at a mansion)

Mario: Hmm.. This must be his mansion.

(After Goodman enters his mansion, Mario sneaks out from underneath the car)

Mario: I wonder what it's like in there...

(Mario enters Goodman's mansion)

Mario: Woah! This looks really fancy!

(Mario hears Goodman coming, and quickly hides under the dinner table)

Goodman: Now, that I've conned Mario, now to check on my prisoner...

Mario: Wait, what prisoner?

(Mario watches Goodman walk to his fireplace, suddenly he hits a button that is on a picture and the fireplace turns into a secret stairway, Goodman proceeds to walk into the secret stairway.)

Mario: I’ll be back for you later

Mario steals his bank account password and all the money from his account wallets and safes he gets the money from him and puts it into the shrink ray to fit in his pocket but he sees a dimensional shuttle

Mario: Could it be?

Mario was looking in the interior and he opens a map of the multiverse

Mario: The way home!

Clicks walkie talkie

Mario: Guys I found something

Tony: What’s the good news?

Mario: I found the way out of this hell I found a dimensional shuttle

Mama Luigi: What’s That?

Mario: It can take to any earth that’s are ticket out of here

Sibella: Why are you here?

Mario: It was just before I got here. My brother, Wife, and I have been going on amazing adventures for years. And things were grand. Except, we've been just about everywhere. Ever the aviator, your mother devised a plan to explore the greatest uncharted territory of all: outer space! Peach had already been all over the earth, and she wanted to give you boys the stars. Luigi thought it was too risky. Especially with you three on the way. So I did the only logical thing: I built the rocket and didn't tell Luigi or anyone. It was meant to be a surprise for Luigi to celebrate your coming. But the princess was always good at sniffing out surprises. Peach found the rocket and decided to go for a little test run in orbit. Neither of us could've predicted that cosmic storm. But we both knew a little pan-galactic precipitation wouldn't stop her. After all, she was princess peach! I tried to talk her through it, but if anyone could make it, it was her! Until that very last bolt. I couldn't keep her safe. The rocket was lost to the inky abyss of space. Before I ran away in thin air I got banished here.

Mama Luigi: That’s deep

Chef Peepee: OH SHI-

Mario: Chef Peepee? Mama Luigi? Tony? Kirby? Woody? Gwen? Johnny? Masane? Ghouls? Luigi? Panty? Stocking? Anyone active?

Mario gets whacked on the head and we fade in with the outsiders tied up

Shrek: [After learning the truth about Mario's true appearance; bitterly] So you're the reason you and Luigi ran away!

Mario: [screams] What? How did you know?

Kirby: We’re all gonna die!

Bowser Junior: You built her a dangerous rocket!

Daisy: Which she stole early!

Brooklyn guy: Then you encouraged her to keep flying in a cosmic storm? You could have called her down! There were too many variables!

Toad: And Mario’s supposed to be have a relationship with peach instead of witchblade! Why Did you replaced her with that redhead

Mario: I had to find someone who gets me!

Shrek: Yeah, right. Good donkey probably got pissed as soon as you put a dent in his money bin last night.

Mama Luigi: Well shit

Jeffy: He may have a point. Even if gifting an experimental rocket to a mother of three was clearly a terrible idea!

Stocking: You want me to kick your ass?!

Mario: This was never a family matter! You aren’t family to me! In fact You will not speak to ME that way! None of you! After everything I do for you, you're all nothing but faggots!

Chef Peepee: Phew, there we go!

Mama Luigi: Gotee!

Rosalina: Take. It. Back.

Mario: Nope

The outsiders vanished in a flash

And so on and On changing the mistakes Mario made as been erased from existence including ghost jeffy

Mario: Wait! I don’t think we should save him

Luigi: What?

Mario: Let’s be honest I don’t wanna be on YouTube anymore I get tortured 24/7 no one acts their actual character my lawyer is a fraud most people said that I’m a jerk that’s not true our channels need to die!

Luigi: I got ads and you don’t

Mario: Yeah I Say we leave our channels behind from this day on WEEEE QUIT!

Mario throws his YouTube badge

Luigi: Are you sure? I was gonna put jeffy in the machine

Mario: I want him gone how about we put it on the ledge

Luigi: Okay

At the ledge

Luigi: If we do this, The subscribers we have will leave

Mario: Good Morning America was right all along Their parents should Keeping Children Safe from sml they should focus on something else like... Unikitty or Harvey Street Kids or something

Luigi: Yeah!... Yeah

He uses his vacuum to out Jeffy's ghost inside. They turn on the machine and then Jeffy comes out as the plumbers pushes the machine

Mario: Bye jeffy See You in Hell!

Jeffy: DAAADDYYYYYYYYY!!!

The machine breaks into the vast ocean

Luigi: It’s time to let go

Mario: Let’s Get out of here before we get caught

Mario And Luigi drive far away

Meanwhile

Logan: Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Mario, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around.

[cut to Mario and Luigi in the car high fiving each other running over the voodoo dolls of both of their enemies]

Logan: Mario? Luigi? Jeffy? Guys... Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around come back up, let's go! GUYS!

The outsiders vanishes to present day

Plastic man: Back to business

Blue beetle: They’re coming in!

The SML cast crashes in

Rosalina: Get away from my wife!

Rosalina tases witchblade and she cuts the strings

Mario: We Can’t Let you turn everyone stupid

Jeffy: It’s the last stage for the new season

Mario: You’re killing us over moving on?!

Peach: Two words: No one leaves!

Cody: Take them to foundation prime!

The sml cast throws the outsiders into the portal

Lord Vortech: Welcome to the end of chaos and the beginning of perfection!

Dot: Huh?

Luigi: (Gasps)

Booette: (Gasps)

(The outsiders was looking around in silence)

Mario: STOP! STOP! Somethings not right! (Mario stands up & all of them are shocked) OH MY-..

Luigi: How long have we been in here?

Lord Vortech: 15 Years to be exact

Luigi: Bro, I think we're in fountain prime.

Baymax: I presume we are

Muscle Man: Aww, this is all YOUR fault!

Hilda: The woody I know doesn’t hunt shrimps!

Woody: I never did that!

Mario: Wait a minute, guys. I think The Mentor tricked us.

Muscle Man: Yeah, I think you're right, bro!

Security Guard: (Gasps) You're the slaves! (Presses an emergency button & talks on walkie-talkie) Slaves are unpossessed! I repeat unpossessed! Requesting backup imediently!

(Conversation ends & more exorcism nitrogen is coming)

Lotta: That's not good! We gotta get outta here! Muscle Man, can you start that car?

Muscle Man: Yeah. Lets blow this popsicle stand!

Mario: GO! GO! GO!

(Mario, Hilda & Lotta get down from the ladders)

Muscle Man: Get to the car! Fives and I could hot wire it!

(Muscle Man slides down the stairs)

Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO!..

(Slides on the car but falls but then gets up & goes into the car)

Security Guard: Stop! Stay where you are!

(Transports close to the car door)

Security Guard: Get out of the car!

(Bangs on the car door)

Mario: Let’s go! let’s go!

(Muscle Man hot wires the car. The security guard breaks the car window)

Mario: GO! GO!

(Muscle Man drives the car & crashes to the glass)

Security Guard: (Speaking to walkie-talkie) We've got a problem

(Scene goes to Logan’s front desk)

Security Guard: Slaves fleeing primese officers in pursuits.

Logan: Don't let them escape.

(Cut scene showing Muscle Man driving the car & Hilda & Lotta looking behind them)

Security Guard: Stop runners! Return to you're Dimension by once by the order of The Lord Vortech!

Muscle Man: Lord Vortech!?

Mario: He must've built this museum around the exile.

(Scene of still getting away from the guards)

Benson: I always knew those guys were special.

(Guards shooting them with guns even the car's mirror)

Muscle Man: We gotta find the time machine!

Mario & Luigi: WHAT?

Muscle Man: We're in foundation prime bros! There’s gotta be a time machine!

Mario: I don't think-

~ATTENTION, museum patrients, the Time Machine Exhibit will be closing in 5 minutes.~

Muscle Man: WHOOOO!! Eat on that, Mr doubting Mustafa!!

Hilda: Muscle Man get closer to that Info Booth!

(Hilda Hangs onto Audrey's arm while getting a map from the Info Booth)

Mario: How are we gonna find the time previlion?

~Time Pavilion calculating directions~

Dot: Its still loading!

(The security is still firing guns.)

Muscle Man: Take the wheel!

(Muscle Man gets on top of the car & Mario is now driving. They are giving out freeze-rays while Muscle Man took off his shirt and moving it)

Muscle Man: Uggh!

(One laser hit Muscle Man's shirt & turned it into a white figure and he throws it to one of the securities & the other two came on top of the car & Muscle Man was getting one off & Audrey got the other one off & both of them got back inside the car.)

~Download complete. Time machine pevilion in 0.7 miles turn right~

(Mario steers to his right)

Hilda: There it is!

(They made it to the entrance)

Everyone: YEAH!

Mario: We're gonna make it!

(The Night Owl comes right in the middle of there path)

Everyone: AHH!

Mario: I was wrong

Lotta: It’s Lord Vortech!

Muscle Man: Get out of the way, grape jelly chump! We need to use your time machine!

(Lord Vortech beams lasers to them.)

Everyone: AHH!

(While beaming the lasers they tried dodging it.)

Lord Vortech: You Can’t Leave foundation prime I created so much from the multiverse NOW GET BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION!

(They still go for the time machine, then crack Lord Vortech's suit and leave him there)

~Select year of contest~

(Muscle Man throws the item to the Day One button)

~Day One of contest selected~

(They all try to leave at the exit)

Lord Vortech: NOOOO!

(Mario, Muscle Man, Hilda, and The Harvey girls finally made to the past/present)

Back in Goodman’s mansion

Mario: Ok i think I’m ready, Let’s See What's in there...

(Mario follows Goodman into the stairway, and sees Goodman unlock a rusty door and enter)

Mario: What the-

(Mario is interuppted by the sound of a man screaming and getting whipped)

Unknown Man: OW! STOP IT!

Mario: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Mario looks into the cell, and to his horror discovers Goodman whipping a man that looks exactly like him)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Goodman: Hey, Brother! Guess what happened today!

Mario: Didn’t I get that when I get my check back?

Goodman: I just conned Mario out of a 350 million dollar lottery ticket!

Unknown Man: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THAT!

Goodman: Yep I have

(Goodman whips the man a final time before leaving, while Mario hides under a desk as Goodman exits the room)

Mario: Who is that?

(Mario enters the cell and heads towards the man)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! NO MORE! I CAN'T SUFFER MUCH MORE!

Mario: Listen, I'm not Goodman. Who are you?

Unknown Man: Wait, who are you? You look familiar...

Mario: Well my name is Mario. Now can you tell me who you are-

Unknown Man: Wait, Mario? Is that really you?

Mario: How did you know my name?

Unknown Man: Remember, I was the officer who came to your house, you called me when you were getting Call of Duty Black Ops II from GameStop, and I helped speedy with his speech impediment!

(Mario suddenly has a flashback of the times Goodman was at his old house)

Mario: GOODMAN?! IS THAT YOU?!

Real Goodman: Yes! I'm the real Goodman!

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Real Goodman: Well, here's what happened...

(Flashback occurs)

Real Goodman: When I was leaving your house last time after helping fix the cable, I was just driving to my mansion...

(Flashback suddenly stops for a moment)

Mario: So Wait? This is your mansion?

Real Goodman: Yes, now let me continue please...

Mario: Ok.

(Flashback continues)

Real Goodman: Anyways, as I was driving to my mansion, a car suddenly T-boned me!

(A car rams into Goodman's car knocking him out)

Real Goodman: After I was knocked out... I woke up in my mansion. At first, I thought it was a dream... But there was a masked man in front of me and I noticed I was chained to the wall!

(The man reveals his face to Goodman, and he looks just like Goodman, but with a scar on one of his eyes, and a black eye on his other eye)

Real Goodman: It was my brother, Badman!

Goodman: Wait, Brother?! What are you doing?! Let me go?!

(Badman slaps Goodman)

Badman: I don't think that's possible Goodman. And don't worry about Mario. I'll take great care of him... Also, GIVE ME THAT!!!

(Badman grabs Goodman and steals his bank account password)

Goodman: HEY! THAT'S MINE!

Badman: And your identity’s next!

(Badman leaves Goodman in the cell screaming)

Goodman: Afterwards, he made a mask to look like me!

(Flashback ends)

Mario: Damn, but what happened to your body, you're all thin, and there scars all over you!

Goodman: Well, he beat me, whipped me, starved me, and bit off my nipples, and played jump rope with them!

Mario: Oh... Well, Don't worry! I'll help you escape!

Goodman: Ok, thanks... but usually when Badman leaves my cell, he always locks the door leading in here, but there is still a way out...

Mario: Where?

Goodman: See those air vents? They lead throughout all the rooms in my mansion. If you can get to Badman, the keys to my chain are in his pocket.

Mario: Ok, I'll be back with the keys!

(Mario opens the air vent and crawls inside)

Goodman: Good Luck, Mario!

(Mario crawls through a passage of air vents, and sees Badman in the kitchen)

Mario: Hmm... Oh! I know how to get the keys!

(Mario exits the vent leading outside of the mansion, and runs to his house and gets some pills out of his medicine cabinet)

Mario: Perfect...

(Mario gets into his car and drives to Goodman's mansion and knocks on the door)

Badman: Who could that be?

(Badman answers the door and finds Mario)

Badman: (pretending to be Goodman): Oh, hey, Mario, how are you doing?

Later

Mario: Now's my chance...

(Mario sneaks the pills into Badman's coffee)

10 minutes later

(Badman drinks the coffee that was drugged by Mario)

Mario: (looks at his phone) YES!

Badman: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Masane told me she is coming over for a date!

Badman: Well, that sounds good, Mario!

(Badman suddenly feels tired)

Badman: Oh, I don't feel so good...

(Badman passes out from the pills, which turn out to be sleeping pills)

Mario: Seen Avengers: ♾ War I rather forget about the ending Now to get the keys!

(Mario heads to Badman and takes the keys to Goodman's chain, then heads into Goodman's cell)

Mario: Goodman! I got the keys!

Goodman: Nice, Mario! How did you get them?

Mario: Oh, I just knocked out Badman with sleeping pills.

Goodman: Clever.

(Mario uses the key to unlock Goodman's chain)

Goodman: Yes! Thank you, Mario!

Mario: You're Welcome! Now let's get you out of here...

(Mario puts Goodman in his car, and drives to his house. Meanwhile, Badman wakes up after the sleeping pills wear off)

Badman: Uhh... What happened?

(Badman notices Mario is gone)

Badman: Mario? Where did you go?

(Badman notices his keys are gone)

Badman: Uh Oh...

(Badman rushes to Goodman's cell and finds that Goodman is gone)

(At Mario's house)

Mario: Ok, here is my current house.

Goodman: Wow! This looks very cool, Mario!

(Goodman notices the secret door)

Goodman: Um, what is in there, Mario?

Mario: One time, Noticed That there dead bodies in there now it’s chef Peepee’s room because we got rid of the corpses

Goodman: Ok.

Mario: Well, Goodman, since you haven't ate in a while, back in the cell, you can just help yourself to all the food I've got.

Goodman: Ok, thanks Mario!

(Goodman enters the kitchen to eat dinner for the first time in months)

Mario: Right now, I've got to make a call...

(Mario talks to someone on the phone and hangs up)

Mario: Ok, they should be here any minute...

(Mario hears a knock at the door)

Mario: Who could that be?

(Mario opens the door)

Mario: Hello-

(Mario is suddenly punched in the face by someone. When Mario looks up, it is Badman)

Badman: WHERE'S GOODMAN?!

Mario: Your Mom’s House

Badman: Not What I had in Mind YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS GOODMAN??!!

Mario: Outside!

Badman: Where?

(Mario runs upstairs)

Badman: (Groans) Hurry up!!!

Mario: Hey, woody?

Woody: What do you want?

Mario: Well, can I borrow that grenade?

Woody: Sure!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the grenade)

Badman: MARIO?! WHERE ARE YOU??!!!

Mario: RIGHT HERE!!

(Badman looks at Mario)

Mario: Cha-Ching On this you ugly bastard!

(Mario takes off the pin and throws the grenade at Badman, and it blows up destroying Badman's Goodman disguise)

Badman: MY IDENTITY!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT MARIO! I'M GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR NIPPLES, JUST LIKE I DID WITH GOODMAN!!!

(Badman rushes upstairs)

Badman: MARIO!! YOU CANT HIDE FOREVER!!!

Mario: HEY, BADMAN!!

(Badman sees Mario at the end of the hallway)

Mario: Die.

(Badman rushes at Mario, but Mario steps out of the way, and Badman falls out the window and lands on the ground, at that moment Masane arrives at the house for her date with Mario)

Masane: (notices Badman) WHO IS THAT?!

Badman: COME HERE!!!

(Badman chases Rosalina into the house but becomes witchblade)

Badman: YOU’RE ALIVE?!

Mario: OH NO!

(Badman tackles Rosalina, and aims a gun at her but she cuts it)

Badman: Aw man that was my lucky gun

Masane: Enough tricks! (gets back on her feet and becomes insane) It's go time. (Becomes Witchblade, and charges) RAAAAAHHHHH!!

Mario: God dammit, we don't have time for-- Oh, who am I kidding? I've been so looking forward to this. (charging) AAAAAAHHHHH!!

(The two jump off the balcony and throws Badman into the kitchen)

Badman: There goes my ulcer!

Mario: GIVE ME THE GUN!!!

Badman: NEVER!!!

(Someone knocks at the door)

Mario: THE DOOR!!!

(Badman shoots Mario in the leg but dodges)

Mario: OW!!! (In a Michael Jackson accent)

Badman: TELL ME WHERE GOODMAN IS??!!!

Goodman: HEY!!!

(Goodman rushes into the room, and tackles Badman)

Badman: LET ME GO!!!

Goodman: NEVER!!!

GwenPool: DON'T WORRY! I'LL STOP HIM!

(GwenPool runs into the game room, and pushes the couch towards the balcony)

GwenPool: HEY!

(Goodman, Badman, and Mario notice GwenPool about to push the couch off the balcony)

GwenPool: HERE COMES THE BOOM!!

Mario: GOODMAN!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

(GwenPool throws the couch off the balcony and Goodman runs out of the way, and the couch crushes Badman)

Mario: GREAT JOB GWEN!!!

(Mario, and Goodman pull the couch off of Badman)

Mario: IS HE DEAD?!

Goodman: (after listening for a heartbeat) No, he isn't dead. He's just knocked out...

Mario shoots badman now he’s dead and I’ll get the door

(Mario rushes to the door and opens it to find Brooklyn Guy, and a force of officers)

(Brooklyn Guy enters the house, and finds the chaos that occured in the house)

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROOM!

Mario: Well, maybe Goodman can tell you what happened...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, hey Goodman do you know what happened?

Goodman: Here, let me tell you...

(After Brooklyn Guy and the cops listen to Goodman's story)

Brooklyn Guy: So the guy knocked out right now is your brother Badman?

Goodman: Yes, that is him...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, well Badman is coming with us.

Simmons: Got it Brooklyn!

(Brooklyn Guy drags the knocked out Badman they thought he is but he’s dead into his police car, and Simmons puts Mario in an ambulance)

Brooklyn Guy: Well, this guy sure is getting the mental hospital until he’s good and new.

(Brooklyn Guy drives Badman to prison, while the ambulance takes Mario to the hospital)

(At the hospital)

Booette: Well, that's a relief!

Bowsette: Wow! GwenPool, I can't believe you stopped a gunman!

Audrey: Yeah, that's pretty cool dude!

Ken: That is awesome!

Brooklyn Guy: Mario! You have a visitor!

(Goodman enters the room, now in Badman's corpse in a suit)

Goodman: Hey Mario! Guess what happened?! After my brother was sent to jail, the cops returned all his money to me!

Mario: Nice!

Goodman: They also sent me the 350 million lottery ticket, but I'm going to give it to you since you won in the first place.

Mario: Thank you, REEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL Goodman!

Goodman: Well, I gotta go refill my job applications.

(Goodman leaves the hospital)

Later in Present day

Mario types in the code on the keypad, and pushes the button.

Suddnely, a huge burst of energy comes out of the capsule, and spreads across all of Florida. After that the sky becomes black as blood

Mario: I have the rift, Aw fuck it let’s kill everyone

Mario throws the rift to the floor

Rosalina: What the hell is happening to the channel?

Mario: Well You shouldn’t blame me BUT- You can blame my friends on the other side...

(You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!)

Mario: I just realized something no one’s dying!

Dot: They’re abusing themselves with the Lazarus pit! They’ve got a thousand of them!

Mario: THEY’RE STAYING DEAD THIS TIME!

The ground starts to shake with the ground pieces going up

Mario: Dear Diary Payback Time