The Election!

Tigre Distribution Media Presents.

An RH Studios Production.

The Election!

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CHAPTER 1 - PROLOGUE

Synopsis: 20 years earlier, Crash Bandicoot discovers a trio of robbers are planning to assassinate the prime minister, Cranky Kong! Can he stop them?

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Early-day Pensacola

February 5th, 1989

A bunch of bandicoots cross the desert, until they come across a small village. They enter the village and wander around.

Bandicoot 1: Keep your eyes out. We need to stop these guys before they harm the prime minister!

Bandicoot 2: Right! Without a prime minister, Pensacola is doomed!

Bandicoot 1: Right now, Badman the First and his men are holding him hostage in an underground bunker! We must move quietly.

The three bandicoots sneak into the saloon and discover a hidden door.

???: That’s right! Stay still!

Cranky Kong: I’ll never give up the armor!

Bandicoot 1: There he is.

Cranky Kong is in the basement surrounded by four tough thugs. The leader resembles Badman, but with black skin and yellow eyes.

Badman I: I’m not going to ask you again! WHERE’S THE ARMOR?!

Cranky Kong: I’ll never tell you!

Bandicoot 2: We have to stop those guys before they kill the prime minister.

A thug kicks Cranky Kong to the floor.

Thug 1: YOU HEARD THE MAN! TELL US WHERE IT IS!

Cranky Kong: Ok! It’s in that shelf!

Thug 3: Finally!

Badman I heads to the shelf and opens a box containing a small capsule.

Badman I: What is this?

Cranky Kong: That’s the armor! It’s currently in portable mode!

Badman I: Ok! Anyways, YES! WE GOT IT!

Thug 2: UNLIMITED POWER!

Thug 3: THE POWER IS ALL OURS!

Bandicoot 1: Now we have to stop them and save the prime minister. (To Bandicoot 3) You stay here and keep watch.

Bandicoot 3: Got it.

Bandicoots 1 and 2 jump off the balcony and land in the basement and pull out swords.

Bandicoot 1: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Badman I: It’s an attack!

Thug 4: Stop them!

The two bandicoots battle the thugs, but Badman I shoots both of them dead.

Badman I: That was a close one! Let’s go, guys!

Thug 1: Ok!

Thug 2: Hang on! I got to reload my ammo!

Thug 4: I got to use the restroom!

Badman I: Fine! But real quick!

Badman and two of the thugs follow the other thugs out of the room.

Bandicoot 3: They killed both of them! It’s up to me, now.

Bandicoot 3 takes out a rope and climbs down into the basement.

Cranky Kong: Who are you?

Bandicoot 3: My name’s Crash.

Cranky Kong: Ok! But right now, Badman I and his thugs are plotting to steal the armor. You have to stop them! I’ll call the police.

Young Crash: On it!

Crash takes the armor capsule out of the box and climbs back up the rope, but Badman I and the thugs enter.

Badman I: WHO IS THAT?!

Thug 3: HE’S GOT OUR THINGY!

Thug 4: AFTER HIM!

The thugs shoot at Crash, but he gets to the top and runs out of the basement.

Badman I: GET HIM! DON’T LET HIM GET AWAY!

Badman I and the thugs head up the stairs and pursue Crash. Crash exits the saloon and looks for a place to run to. He spots a train far in the distance.

Young Crash: Perfect!

Crash runs off towards the train just as Badman I and the thugs exit.

Thug 1: There he is!

Badman I: Let’s go! After him! Murderlize him!

As Crash runs towards the train, he jumps over one rock on the ground and arrives to the train.

Thug 3: He’s heading for the train!

Badman I: Don’t let him escape!

Crash jumps and grabs onto one of the ladders and climbs to the train as it rides off.

Badman I: Everyone on the horses!

Badman I and his thugs climb onto horses and ride after Crash.

Young Crash: Oh crap!

Badman I: That armor is ours!

Thug 4 jumps off his horse and lands on top of the train.

Thug 4: Come here!

Thug 4 attacks Crash, but he kicks Thug 4 off and his head is crushed by the train wheels, killing him.

Thug 3: He killed him! He is so dead!

Badman I and his thugs climb onto the train and chase after Crash.

Thug 2: COME HERE!

Thug 2 lunges at Crash, but he dodges him and Thug 2 plummets into a smoke stack and burns to death inside of the molten oil.

Badman I: STOP KILLING MY MEN!

Young Crash: How does this thing work?

Crash pushes a button on the capsule and the armor activates onto him.

Thug 1: CRAP! HE ACTIVATED THE ARMOR!

Thug 3: TIME TO BAIL!

Thugs 1 and 3 jump off the train, but it has gone across a bridge, thus the two plummet to their death into the chasm.

Thugs 1 and 3: AAHHHHH!!!!

Badman I: COWARDS! I’LL DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF!

Crash activates the armor’s arm cannon and blasts Badman I in the face.

Badman I: AAGHH!!!

Badman I now has a scar on his left eye.

Badman I: YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Crash notices something. The bridge is unfinished.

Young Crash: OH CRAP!

Badman I notices the unfinished gap.

Badman I: WAIT UNTIL I KILL YOU!

Badman I lunges at Crash, but he activates the armor’s boosters and flies away.

Badman I: COME BACK HERE!

The train plummets off the bridge.

Badman I: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!

Badman I dies as the train plummets into the abyss and explodes at the bottom. Crash flies back to the village as the police show up.

Crash: They’re all taken care off.

Cranky Kong: Nice! Actually, right before they showed up, I was considering retiring as prime minister. Since you stopped Badman I and his thugs, I think you will be the prime minister!

Crash: Thanks! Anyways, here’s your armor.

Cranky Kong: Actually, it’s yours now!

30 years later.

In modern day Pensacola, Crash Bandicoot is in his office, signing papers until Sunny Funny enters.

Sunny: Hi, Crash!

Crash: Hi!

Sunny: I came to tell you that apparently I got a report that Murder Man and his merciless friends are planning a drug run!

Crash: Ok! I’ll deal with them right away!

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CHAPTER 2 - PENSACOLA DRUG RUSH

Synopsis: Crash received a report from Sunny Funny that Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are plotting to smuggle illegal drugs to the border of Mexico! Can he stop them in time?

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Crash Bandicoot in his HUNTER armor flies to a large area where Murder Man and Firestar are throwing boxes into a large truck.

Firestar: Yes! We’re going to be rich from selling these illegal drugs!

Murder Man: I know! Mega Maid recently packed up the marijuana. Ice Man and Spider Man are putting in the cocaine and meth.

Firestar: Nice!

Spider Man and Ice Man put the rest of the drugs in the truck.

Mega Maid: Ok! I think that’s all of it!

Murder Man: Come! We’re taking them to Mexico!

Murder Man, Mega Maid, Ice Man and Firestar enter the truck except for Spider Man.

Spider Man: I’ll sneak some for myself...

Spider Man activates his web and shoots them at a box of cocaine.

Ice Man: Ok! I’m deactivating the doors!

Ice Man pushes a button causing the truck doors to close. However, Spider Man’s webs get stuck in them.

Spider Man: WHAT THE?!

The truck begins to drive off, causing Spider Man’s webs to be pulled.

Spider Man: OH S***!

Spider Man grabs onto a bush, but it tears off and he is dragged away.

Crash: Now’s my chance!

Crash flies after the truck as it heads into traffic.

Spider Man: HEY! OPEN THE DOORS!

Murder Man and the others can’t hear him because they are listening to “Eat until I die!” By DJ Goofy.

Goofy: (voice) Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they the sky!

As Murder Man drives, Spider Man gets hit by several objects as he is dragged across the ground. The truck stops at a red light causing Spider Man to fly and hit the doors.

Spider Man: OW!

Spider Man struggles to open the doors, but they are locked. The light turns green and Spider Man flys back to the ground as the driving continues.

Crash: There’s the truck!

Crash flies after the truck as Murder Man’s driving causes Spider Man to get hit by multiple vehicles. Meanwhile, Bread Monster is driving and notices Spider Man.

Bread Monster: OH S***!

Bread Monster swerves to avoid Spider Man, causing him to crash into another car.

Crash: THE TRUCK!

Crash flies towards the truck and lands on Spider Man.

Spider Man: EVERYONE! CRASH IS ON BOARD!

Everyone is still listening to the radio.

Spider Man: CRASH IS ON BOARD!

Spider Man climbs to the side of the truck and smashes the radio.

Murder Man: HEY! I WAS LISTENING TO THAT!

Murder Man rapidly punches Spider Man as the truck swerves around other vehicles, causing a massive pileup.

Spider Man: Crash is on board.

Murder Man: WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT EARLIER?! FIRESTAR! GET HIM!

Firestar: ON IT!

Firestar climbs to the top of the truck and throws fireballs at Crash, but he dodges them and they hit other pedestrians. Eventually, the chaos causes one of the back doors of the truck to open, sending several shard of meth flying out.

Murder Man: THE METH!

M&M’s Chief is eating a donut, until a shard of meth flys into the donut.

M&M’s Chief: IT’S METH! AFTER THEM!

The entire police force chase after the truck.

Spider Man: THE POLICE!

Spider Man clings to the door in fear of the police.

Crash: Your truck’s ride has ended!

Crash turns a nearby detour sign.

Mega Maid: THAT WAY!

Murder Man serves the truck at the detour direction only for the truck to go off a cliff.

Murder Man: NNNOOOOO!!!!

The truck explodes upon impact on the bottom, destroying the meth and sending everyone flying out.

A moment later.

Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are in handcuffs and being led to a police car.

Murder Man: YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER THWARTED US! WE WILL BE BACK!

The five are put in a police car and driven to prison.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks again, Crash! These guys could have sold drugs all over the world!

Crash: Anytime! I’m just doing my duties!

Crash flys off.

A moment later.

Crash renters his office and hangs up the armor before heading to his desk.

Crash: Hi, Sunny! I just dealt with Murder Man and the others!

Sunny: Nice! Hopefully, they will stay locked up!

Crash: True!

Sunny: Well, I’ll be going now! I got stuff to do with Meggy and Tari.

Crash: Ok! See you later!

Sunny exits the town hall.

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CHAPTER 3 COMING SOON!