SuperMarioLogan: Endgame Topsy Turvy

Topsy Turvy

Chorus: Come one, come all Leave your looms and milking stools, Coop the hens and pen the mules Come one, come all Close the churches and the schools It's the day for breaking rules Come and join the Feast of...

Clopin: ...Fools!

Once a year, we throw a party here in town Once a year, we turn all Paris upside down Every man's a king and every king's a clown Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day

It's the day the devil in us gets released Good is bad and best is worst and west is east It's the day we mock the prig and shock the priest On the day we think the most of those with least Everything is Topsy Turvy At the Feast of Fools

Chorus: Topsy Turvy

Clopin: Everything is upsy-daisy

Chorus: Topsy Turvy

Clopin: Everyone is acting crazy

Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet That's the way on Topsy Turvy Day

(Instrumental break)

Chorus: Topsy Turvy

Clopin: Beat the drums and blow the trumpets

Chorus: Topsy Turvy

Clopin and Chorus: Join the bums and thieves and strumpets Streaming in from Chartres to Calais

Clopin: Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy On the sixth of "Januervy" Clopin and Chorus: All because it's Topsy Turvy Day

Clopin: Come one, come all Hurry, hurry; here's your chance See the mystery and romance Come one, come all See the finest girl in France Make an entrance to entrance Dance la Esmeralda... Dance!

(instrumental)

Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for Here it is, you know exactly what's in store Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore Now's the time we crown the King of Fools!

So make a face that's horrible and frightening Make a face as gruesome as a gargoyle's wing

Hugo: (spoken) Hey!

Clopin: For the face that's ugliest will be the King of Fools. Why?

Chorus: Topsy Turvy

Clopin: Ugly folks, forget your shyness

Chorus: Topsy Turvy

Clopin: You could soon be called "Your Highness"

Chorus: Put your foulest features on display

Clopin and Chorus: Be the king of Topsy Turvy Day

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Clopin: Ev-er-y-bo-dy!

Chorus: Once a year, we throw a party here in town

Clopin: Hail to the king!

Chorus: Once a year, we turn all Paris upside down

Clopin: Ha ha! Oh, what a king Chorus: Once a year, the ugliest will wear a crown

Clopin: Girls, give a kiss

Chorus: Once a year on Topsy Turvy Day

Clopin: We've never had a king like this

Clopin and Chorus: And it's the day we do the things that we deplore On the other three hundred and sixty-four

Once a year, we love to drop in Where the beer is never stopping For the chance to pop some popinjay And pick a king who'll put the top in Top...sy... Tur...vy...

Clopin: Topsy Turvy Mad and crazy Upsy-daisy Topsy Turvy Day!