Thread:MarioFan2009/@comment-33032843-20190801225804/@comment-33032843-20190801230903

MarioFan2009 wrote: Well, don’t even ask why. It will just cause more questions.

I already planned the retirement way back in April or May. Oh okay. Hey dude, you saw the alternate ending of Who kidnapped Spongebob yesterday?

Coconut Fred: My show ended after 13 episodes, I lost my job at Warner Bros. and I became a laughingstock in reviews of my show! Eventually, I left the island and spend the next decade of my life plotting revenge on Spongebob for ruining my life!

Sandy: Geez, buddy! Get a life! You know, like a fruit salesman!

Coconut Fred: I’LL NEVER LET IT GO! Now, all of you tried to interfere with my plans so you all must die!

A thought cloud appears above Coconut Fred and he pulls out another chainsaw.

Sunny: What the?!

Crystal: How did he do that?!

Coconut Fred: I just think of something and it becomes real. Now, DIE!!

Coconut Fred lunges at Azaz, but AsphaltianOof blocks him with a chainsaw and the two begin fighting.

Coconut Fred: THIS WAS MY TIME! MY DESTINY!

Coconut Fred kicks AsphaltianOof to the ground.

Coconut Fred: Now, you will die-

how Who Kidnapped Spongebob should have ended, featuring Sun Wukong Mario!

Coconut Fred: My show ended after 13 episodes, I lost my job at Warner Bros. and I became a laughingstock in reviews of my show! Eventually, I left the island and spend the next decade of my life plotting revenge on Spongebob for ruining my life!

Sandy: Geez, buddy! Get a life! You know, like a fruit salesman!

Coconut Fred: I’LL NEVER LET IT GO! Now, all of you tried to interfere with my plans so you all must die!

A thought cloud appears above Coconut Fred and he pulls out another chainsaw.

Sunny: What the?!

Crystal: How did he do that?!

Coconut Fred: I just think of something and it becomes real. Now, DIE!!

Coconut Fred lunges at Azaz, but AsphaltianOof blocks him with a chainsaw and the two begin fighting.

Coconut Fred: THIS WAS MY TIME! MY DESTINY!

Coconut Fred kicks AsphaltianOof to the ground.

Coconut Fred: Now, you will die-

Just before Spongebob is about to leap in and stabs Coconut Fred in the face, a mysterious figure hits Coconut Fred very hard, which leaked a bit of coconut juice. The figure is revealed to be Sun Wukong Mario, who is wearing his armor.

Coconut Fred: Who the heck are you?

Spongebob: I'm wondering the same thing.

Sunny; He looks familiar.

Sun Wukong Mario: I see you're fighting your adverseries, demon. You're fighting that pink guy, two man-eating flower demons, a talking pikachu, a squirrel, and that rat toothed sponge.

Crystal and Sunny: We're not demons!

Spongebob: Who ya callin Rat-Toothed Sponge?

Sandy: I know, right?

Coconut Fred: I'm not a demon! I'm a coconut!

Sun Wukong Mario: Wait... You're a coconut?

Coconut Fred: Yes.

Sun Wukong Mario shudders for a moment and starts to smile.

Coconut Fred: Um. What's with that grin?

A hallelujah cue is heard in the background as Sun Wukong Mario jumps in excitement.

Sun Wukong Mario: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT YOU!!!!!!

Coconut Fred: Wait, WHAT?!?

End