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???: (narrator) The peaceful times didn't last too long. Turns out this planet has some native lifeforms!

Loud thumping as Simmons, ???, and Grif run across the scene. We hear the sound of a dinosaur roaring.

Simmons: AAAAHHH, RUUUUN!

Grif: I CAN'T DIE AS FOOD! OH, THE IRONY!

Sara: (narrator) While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, Loco went and made friends with the dinosaurs.

Grif: (narrator) Because of course he did.

Sara, ???, Grif, and Surge are staring up in awe at the camera, while we see the shadow of a dinosaur with a Loco-sized figure on its head.

Loco: Aw, who's a good boy? Aw, you are, good boy!

???: Loco, get down!

Surge: Tell him to fight me!

Grif: (narrator) AND THEN MATHEW SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BURN DOWN OUR BASES!

Mathew standing in the foreground, while the bases burn in the background.

Mathew: Whoopsy-daisy!

Grif: (narrator) Oh-ho, why, oh-why-oh-why?!

Mathew: (offscreen) I told you! It was a simple mishap with my Lavadar-Stain scented candles! Sheesh!

Tucker: Mathew! CLOTHES!

Mathew: Party pooper!

Masked Menace: Why is he naked?

Cosmonaut: THAT'S your first question?

Simmons: We lost eighty-percent of our rations in the fire, so fat-ass over here started going around and eating native plants!

Grif approaches some wild mushrooms that glow a mysterious blue color.

Grif: Oh, hey there, sexy.

Simmons: (narrator) Oh, and as it turns out? The mushrooms are basically crystal meth on crystal meth!

Cut to Grif running by, in order, Surge fighting a tree, Sara fixing a Warthog, and Simmons going for a walk.

Grif: (super fast) Heyhohowyadoin'goodokay I'mgonnagoforarun alotofpeoplesayI'mnotfast butI'msuperfast don'ttellanyybodythoughit'soursecret okaybye!

Back to the base.

Grif: Yeah? Well at least I didn't spend my summer learning Esperanto!

Simmons: (ashamed) I thought "Esperanto" was Spanish for "Spanish."

???: And now you're the only one in the universe who speaks a dead language! How appropriate!

Simmons: (sighing) Ay estas tu el soul.(I'm so alone.)

Loco: And Freckles got a new body! He can use any bathroom he wants now!

FRECKLES walks threateningly into the scene. We then cut to a wide shot to reveal he's hopelessly small, with CABOOSE and TUCKER looking at him.

Freckles: (like a chipmunk) Prepare to be exterminated!

He shoots Loco. Loco dramatically falls.

Loco: GAGH! Tucker, you're supposed to be playing dead.

Tucker: (leaving) Right...

Back to the base.

Tucker: That's right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights!

Grif: Hollywood really screwed the pooch on that one.

Simmons: Oh, we were rich!

Grif: And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!

Loco: So we built the galaxy's greatest...water park.

Cut to the water park. Tucker, Loco, Simmons, Surge, Grif, Mathew, and ??? all jump in the air with joy. Loco refrains.

Them: Yay!

Carolina: (with disinterest) Yay.

Grif: AND THEN Mathew —

Mirroring the shot from before, DONUT is in the foreground as the water park burns in the background.

Mathew: Whoopsy-daisy!

Grif: I MEAN HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, MATHEW?!

Mathew walks in, now wearing his armor.

Mathew: 1) Soil isn't normally flammable! And B) I didn't burn down the whole water park! Just the park part!

Loco: And then we formed the best band ever!

???: Tucker thought it might attract...chicks.

Tucker: Which worked.

Cut to Grif and Tucker arguing over the name, with Loco watching.

Grif: The Talking Reds!

Tucker: Mötley Blüe!

Grif: How about redmau5?

Sara: Hey, I heard you boys are looking for a singer.

Tucker: Uh, yeah! Chick singers are awesome!

Grif: Can you sing, though?

Sara: (confident) Can I sing?

Cut to the base.

Tucker: (unconvincingly) Sara sings. So good.

Sara: Thank you.

Simmons: Oh, and we're definitely not just saying that because she could kill us.

Grif: (strained) So. Good.

Simmons: Surge decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil robot army to invade our valley!

Tucker: But the robots malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs!

Cut to the Flowers watching an enormous battle happening offscreen. We get explosions and roars and some flashes of red light, plus a black plume of smoke coming in from off-camera.

???: I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this...this takes the cake.

Back to the base.