Toad's Credit Card

Toad's Credit Card is a story created by InternetProblem, it came out on March 31st 2019

WARNING: This story contains lots of strong language viewer description is advised for this video!

Synopsis
While Mama Luigi checks the mail he sees a mail for Toad and it ends up being a credit card.

Script
Mama Luigi: (sigh) Chef Pee Pee is out so I had to check the mail what is there?

Mama Luigi: Bills, nobody likes bills

Mama Luigi: What the fuck? Toad has mail no way Toad come here!

Toad: What Mama Luigi?

Mama Luigi: A piece of mail came for you today!

Toad: Let me see ooh it's a credit card

Mama Luigi: HOW? MARIO DOES NOT HAVE CREDIT!

Toad: Why don't you read it?

Mama Luigi: Wait let me read it "Dear Toad, It's our pleasure at Goodman Bank & Trust to inform you that you're application for a credit card has been accepted there will be $11,000.00 credit limit on you're credit card, Congratulations and enjoy spending! Sincerely, Mr. Goodman CEO, Chairman and founder of Goodman Bank & Trust"

Toad: I enjoyed applying

Mama Luigi: Wait how old are you?

Toad: 26

Mama Luigi: Oh enjoy it

Toad: Well I can't wait to spend it but not the limit can't wait it to show it off to Junior, Joseph, Cody

Mama Luigi: Yeah there children they should have toys not credit cards

Toad: They don't play with toys anymore they would if it was like the 1500s we have technology now.

Mama Luigi: Good luck

Toad: Wow $11K in my hands I won't spend it unless it's something I 100% need

Announcer: Hey all you people out there do you want a phone for very cheap well get the iPhone X S 60% off for only $100

Toad: I would like to upgrade so yeah

Toad: Man I'm glad I can transfer stuff to my new phone thank god that was a thing introduced in IOS 11

Toad: There won't be something I want with it for a week

Announcer: WELL GET THIS COOL DUDE JACKET ONLY $30.55

Toad: Well I now spend $130.55 I won't spend it anymore unless I want to be cool

1 month later

Toad: I feel like a cool man with a pool for the back, these golden shades, golden chain, a silver watch and that's all for now I'm not spending my credit card anymore.

Junior: What is up Toad? WOAH HOW DID YOU GET ALL THAT STUFF?

Toad: A card with credit

Junior: Only with that credit card?

Toad: Of course, these clothes are expensive as fuck

Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK THESE ARE SO FUCKING COOL!

Cody: Toad you're very cool

Toad: Say hello to my credit card!

Junior: IS THAT A SWIMMING POOL?

Toad: Yeah and recently a trampoline so we can jump into the swimming pool from the trampoline!

Cody: Is that enough?

Toad: Yes does it look like I want to go over the limit? also I need to make a payment to the bank

Joseph: But the bank gave you the money?

Toad: No I don't have the bank I'm borrowing money from the bank.

Junior: Yeah Toad, you don't want to end up like me.

Toad: Alright I made a monthly payment so I don't have to pay to next month

Mama Luigi: Good job Toad

Goodman: JUNIOR IS FUCKING RIGHT HE FUCKED ME HARD HE WAS BEING A BITCH NOT PAYING ME I GOT FUCKED SO FUCKING HARD FUCK FUCK.

Toad: Can I cancel it at anytime just curious?

Goodman: YEAH IF YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK ME VERY HARD

Loan Dolphin: Goodman is right if you fuck him, he will kill you

Toad: Well I don't wanna die

Junior: I NEARLY DIED CAUSE I FUCKED GOODMAN

Goodman: (sigh) Junior don't bring it up

2 months later when Toad maxed out the credit card limit.

Toad: (cries) I lost everything

Goodman: No more credit cards for you!

Toad: NOOO!

The end.

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