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Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: Part 5

Firestar and the others break into Dr. Finkleshitz’ lab, enter a teleporting machine and are teleported into the Death Star.

Firestar: Ok, we’re here!

Darth Vader appears.

Darth Vader: Sand? Sand sand sand sand sand?

Firestar: I formed a new team of villains and we decided to take this base for ourselves! Can you help us?

Darth Vader: Sand, Sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand!

Firestar: Ok! Here’s the plan!

After the plan has been explained.

Darth Vader: Sand! Sand sand sand!

Darth Vader pulls out a phone and answers it.

Palpatine: What do you want, Vader?! I’m trying to watch Kardashians!

Darth Vader: Sand, sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand!

Palpatine: Fine! I’ll head there!

Darth Vader hangs up.

Darth Vader: Sand! Sand!

Firestar: Good! Now do your part!

Darth Vader: Sand!

Darth Vader runs off and runs into the cafeteria.

Darth Vader: Sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand.

Darth Vader begins eating several cheeseburgers. During this, Ice Man emerges from a vent and lays down a path of cheeseburgers leading all the way to the airlock. Meanwhile, Firestar heads to a nearby elevator, enters it and it shuts.

Back in the cafeteria, Darth Vader notices the trail of burgers.

Darth Vader: Sand! Sand!

Darth Vader follows the trail of burgers until he ends up entering the airlock.

Darth Vader: Sand. Sand sand sand sand?

Suddenly, The Robotic Cat pushes the button causing Darth Vader to get sucked into space.

Darth Vader: SAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!! Sand! Sand sand sand

Meanwhile, Palpatine is riding an escalator passing several stormtroopers.

Stormtrooper 1: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 2: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 3: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 4: My lord!

Palpatine: (sigh) Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 5: My lord!

Palpatine: Go f*** yourself.

Stormtrooper 6: My lord!

Palpatine: Go f*** yourself!

Stormtrooper 7: My lord!

Palpatine: GO F*** YOURSELF!

Stormtrooper 7: Aww.

Palpatine gets to the top of the escalator and opens the elevator. However, when it opens, Firestar is revealed to be inside.

Palpatine: WHAT THE-

Firestar shoots fire at Palpatine, knocking him to the ground. Palpatine tries to defend himself with force lightning, only for Firestar to grab him and throw him down a reactor shaft. Palpatine ends up stuck in space next to Darth Vader.

Darth Vader: Sand?

Firestar: The Death Star is now The Fire Star!

Firestar laughs evilly as the screen cuts to black.

Meanwhile.

At Murder Man’s hideout, Murder Man X is getting his arm reattached. Mega Maid is also getting repaired and Spider Man is restored to normal. Ink Brute is lying on a bed, still in a catatonic state. Nice!