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CuldeeFell13 wrote: MarioFan2009 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

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October 4th, 2015, Planet Squanch, the Wedding Massacre

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A huge massacre is seen. Many Gromflomites and alien beings are seen murdered in the process. Rick is seen hiding behind a band stage firing his weapon. Immediately, his weapon is destroyed by Tammy who shoots it. Rick then sighs and sees a guitar. He grabs it and charges with a furious cry. However, he is stopped by Squanchy.

Squanchy: THERE'S NO TIME TO SQUANCH! Get, your family out of here! I got this...

Squanchy then pulls out one of his bottom teeth in his mouth and cracks it open. He then drinks a green liquid out of his own tooth and swallows it. Suddenly, Squanchy turns into a huge muscular beast with green eyes, vast tufts of hair on his body, a larger beard, sharp claws on both hands and feet, sharp teeth and superhuman strength.

Squanchy: (Roaring as he kills a flying Gromflomite with his hand who was approaching him) HOW'S ABOUT A TASTE OF MY SQUANCH?!

Squanchy then grunts and roars as he kills many Gromflomites in the process. Rick is seen running away with Morty, Jerry, Beth and Summer.

Rick: Come on! This way!

Squanchy is seen stomping towards Tammy who is seen horrified.

Squanchy: SQUANCH THIS!!

He breaks Tammy's leg as she collapses on the ground. Suddenly, MANY Gromflomites see this.

Gromflomite 3: ALERT ALERT!! THE BEAST IS TRYING TO KILL TAMMY!!!

The Gromflomites suddenly start firing numerous shots at Squanchy who is seen roaring. Tammy escapes as soon as Squanchy lets go of her.

Squanchy: “Uncontrollable roar”

Gromflomite 5: GET HIM!!

Squanchy then starts murdering multiple Gromflomites in the process as he is covered in blue blood. Suddenly, the roof shatters open and elite Gromflomites come out and start firing at Beast Squanchy.

Squanchy: “Roaring in pain”

Squanchy tries to kill the Gromflomites, but is too weakened. Eventually, a bright light shines and he is turned back to normal. Many Gromflomites run to capture him.

Squanchy: Ow my Squanch...

Gromflomite 8: Get him!

The Gromflomites grab Squanchy by his arms.

Squanchy: Hey! What the Squanch?!

Gromflomite 6: Send him to the ships. He'll be a great prisoner.

The Gromflomites take him away as Squanchy is seen with a determined face. The wedding massacre continues as Tammy meets up with some Gromflomites.

Tammy: How many did we capture?

Gromflomite 11: Only 50. Most got killed in the process.

Tammy then looks at Birdperson's corpse.

Tammy: We'll have a new super soldier on our side. Get the prisoners loaded. We are leaving.

Gromflomite 10: Very well.

Tammy then heads to Birdperson's corpse while the Gromflomites leave. The screen then cuts to black.

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April 1st, 2017, the Galactic Federation Prison

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Rick is seen being taken to a room.

Gromflomite Boss: We need to find the code of the Portal Gun that Rick owns. It will be great for catching criminals and threats to the Galactic Federation once and for all.

Gromflomite 16: Very well.

Rick: F*** off you douchebags. Bet you'd rather have sex with I.M Meen then get the code to my portal gun.

The Gromflomites then take Rick to the room. Meanwhile, Squanchy is seen being sent to a red room.

Tammy: We got him right?

Gromflomite 1: Yes.

Tammy: Good. Torture him for more information about Rick and ALL of his crimes. I know for a fact that he is Rick's friend.

Gromflomite 9: It will be done.

The door closes and Tammy grins evilly. Inside the room, Squanchy is seen being strapped to a chair. Equivalent equipment is seen being wrapped around him as he wakes up.

Squanchy: Huh? What the Squanch?

Gromflomite 10: Hello Squanchy.

Squanchy looks up to see the Gromflomites.

Squanchy: Y-you...

Gromflomite 13: Glad to see us?

Squanchy: I think NOT.

Gromflomite 14: We just came to ask you a simple question. What exactly do you know about Rick?

Squanchy: Why should I tell? Squanchers.

Gromflomite 2: You wouldn't like it would you?

Squanchy: Oh yeah? Well suck my Squanchy Squanch!

Gromflomite 7: “Sigh” Listen, we came for simple information. Tell us what you know about Rick or it will not be pretty.

Squanchy: Never.

Gromflomite 15: Very well then.

A shifting sound is then heard.

Squanchy: What the-

Suddenly, Squanchy gets pulled underneath. His scream turns into a gasping grunt as his face turns blue. Underneath, equipment is seen attached to his private area, pulling and yanking on it. His genitals are also censored because the scene is too graphic.

Squanchy: “Grunting moan”

Gromflomite 18: See what we mean?

Squanchy: (Wheezing) Oh my dear Lord...

The equipment yanks him more as his face turns bluer and bluer.

Gromflomite 20: Will you tell us now? Or would you like more.

Squanchy: (Grunting) He... I was his friend... I could know less about him-

Gromflomite 8: Wrong answer.

The machine yanks him more as the scene gets even more graphic as Squanchy wheezing in pain.

Squanchy: My Squanch...

Gromflomite 9: Listen bud. We will go easy on you. Take your time to remember and tell us information on Rick. If you don't, you can say bye to your genitals. Understand?

Squanchy: (Painful wheeze)

Gromflomite 9: I'll take that as a yes.

The Gromflomites turn off the machine as Squanchy's face turns back to normal. They then leave him behind strapped to the chair.

A few hours later...

Squanchy is seen with tired eyes and is still seen strapped on to the chair.

Squanchy: My Squanch... all Squanch is lost... Rick is arrested... Birdperson has been Squanched... how can this get any worse?

Suddenly, the whole entire place starts shaking.

Squanchy: If this isn't anything good, I'll Squanch my mouth to death...

The place then explodes as dust flies everywhere. When the smoke clears, a huge grey wall is seen. The chair is all broken and Squanchy is seen on the ground injured. A Gromflomite comes rushing in and sees the disaster.

Gromflomite 10: OH MY DEAR GOD!!!

He then sees Squanchy on the ground and pulls out his weapon.

Gromflomite 10: Don't... move...

Squanchy is seen in place. Suddenly, a alien creature grabs the Gromflomite and kills him, running off.

Squanchy: Freedom... at last...

Squanchy then runs away. Outside, he grabs a nearby gun and starts shooting MANY Gromflomites. Tammy then sees him.

Tammy: PRISONER IS ESCAPING!! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY-

Suddenly, Squanchy shoots Tammy in the leg and runs off.

Tammy: OW!!

Squanchy: SUCK A SQUANCH TAMMY.

He leaves.

Tammy: GOD DAMNIT!!!!

Squanchy is seen running through a hallway where many alien prisoners, Gronflomites, Morties, Ricks and humans are seen killing each other. Some Gromflomites try to stop him, but Squanchy shoots them all dead to the ground.

Squanchy: Ain't nobody squanching me today...

He runs off.

Outside, the windows are seen terribly destroyed. Squanchy runs out and sees a nearby spaceship.

Squanchy: Yes...

He runs to the spaceship but is stopped by some Gromflomites.

Gromflomite 24: FREEZE!

Squanchy: Not today...

Squanchy shoots the Gromflomites down. One manages to destroy his gun, however, Squanchy jumps on the Gromflomite and mauls him to death. Squanchy then gets into the spaceship vehicle.

Squanchy: Yes. Now to leave this s****y place...

Squanchy sets the vehicle in drive. He then drives off in midair. Some more spaceships with Gromflomites are seen chasing after Squanchy.

Squanchy: Son of a-

He then pushes a button which causes machine guns to come out and turn around. They start shooting at the vehicles behind destroying them into smoke.

Squanchy: YES!!

Squanchy then drives away.

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March 23rd, 2020, Unknown Location

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Nearby a cave, many corpses of humanoid animals are seen. Their hearts and body parts are missing. Inside the cave, Squanchy is seen eating off of a red leg.

Squanchy: Ok. I think today is the day... I go out... and avenge Rick and Birdperson... it had been long enough, but finally, I will kill that Tammy b***h and I will FINALLY avenge my friends!

Squanchy then gets up and goes into the shadows.

A montage of Squanchy making a suit is seen. However, the suit is not seen on camera. It then shows Squanchy wearing the suit from it's arms, legs, body and head. The latter however, is not shown as well. It shows multiple weapons such as a large shotgun, a giant axe, a HUGE hammer, grenade bombs, and many more being taken by Squanchy. Squanchy is set for battle, however, he is not seen on camera as he is in the shadows. He then pulls out a photo of Tammy Guetermann.

Squanchy: You, are the last Galactic Federation agent... Tammy... for what you have done to Birdperson and Rick, I will SLIT your throat... I will END you... for my name isn't Squanchy... the Cat-person.

He puts away the photo and then gets another one out, showing him, Rick and Birdperson.

Squanchy: Don't worry guys, once Tammy is killed, you will all rest in piece. I love you guys. You will ALWAYS be my best squanching friends. I will miss you... so much...

He then puts the photo away.

Squanchy: I will murder EVERY SINGLE Galactic Federation soldier and agent. Even if it means if I have to KILL random people who stand in, my... WAY. Tammy. Once you are dead, I hope you rot painfully in hell...

Squanchy then leaves the cave and the screen cuts to black.

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March 25th, 2020, Mt. Pensacola

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Sunny, Crystal, Frida, Snap, Jez, Zara, Guest, Polygram and Parappa are seen in the forest.

Sunny: So guys, who's excited to see Dreamcaster's final defeat in the "A War Rises" Trilogy?

Frida: Me!

Snap: Me! Hopefully I am in it!

Polygram: Me too!

Guest: Who wants to go to Durr Burger and get some fries? I am kind of hungry.

Jez: No thanks. I'm good.

Zara: Me too. But let's head back to the city. The others could be waiting on us!

Crystal: Ok!

Parappa: Let's hope Bucky has a new song for us!

They then leave. Unnoticed to them, a shadowy cat figure is seen with red eyes looking at them walk away.

Squanchy: Ok. I think they might know something about them...

Squanchy covers his face. He is not seen on camera as it shows the characters walking away.

Squanchy: They better tell me about the Galactic Federation, or I, Squanchy, will Squanch them for all eternity... they will not see the sunlight ever again...

The screen cuts to black. Damn! What were your favourite scenes. List at least three! 1. Squanchy avenging the deaths of Rick and Birdperson. (RIP)

2. Squanchy overpowering the Gromflomites!

3. The Gromflomites trying to take away Squanchy's little squanches (You know what i'm talking about) 1. Well, he THINKS Rick May have died, but Birdperson, he was revived as Phoenixperson and Tammy's minion. I hav plans on him to rejoin Rick and become a major character in the SFU alongside Squanchy!

2. Nice!

3. (Insert many SFU characters groaning in disgust)