Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-31233271-20190423231348/@comment-31233271-20190428200405

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(at a boxing ring)

Culdee: Wait, wha-- wha-- why did I agree to do this?

Endless: It's a big payday, man. So just hang in there, and y-- you're gonna be fine. Trust me.

Culdee: Look, look, I'm not feeling good about this. Is it too late to back out?

(shows Bowser. The bell rings)

Endless: Yes, that bell- Yeah, now it's too late. Go get him, champ!

Culdee: Yeah, thanks a lot, dickface. Alright.

(Culdee dodges Tyson's punches and counter punches)

Culdee: Hey, this ain't so bad. I think I can take this guy!

(Culdee punches him some more)

Endless: Hey, that's great buddy! Uh, just, uh, don't go crazy, okay? I, uh, kinda bet against you, so, uh, I need you to lose.

Culdee: Wait, wait, you bet against me?!

(Bowser punches Culdee, sending him backwards while coins fly out of him)

Culdee: Ow, ow, oh, my face! Endless, grab those coins, I need them for laundry!

(Bowser repetitively punches Culdee )

Culdee: WHY... ISN'T... ANY... ONE... STOPPING... THIS?!

(cuts to Culdee's apartment where Sonic is in a body cast)

Endless: Well, you took one hell of a beating, man. But at least you still got some money left over from all those hospital bills, right? You know what you should do, head down to the Gamestop and buy yourself a game huh? You earned it.

Culdee: Nah, I decided it's time to grow up, you know? So I took that money and made a little investment.

Endless: Hay, good for you, man!

Culdee: Yeah, bought a sweet new frame for my poster.

(shows the same Scott poster in a frame)

Culdee: That baby's gonna pay for itself in like 15 - 20 years.

Endless: You stupid fu--

(ends)