InternetProblem's Birthday Surprise

InternetProblem's Birthday Surprise is a story by InternetProblem.

WARNING: Very strong language is in this story

Synopsis
InternetProblem starts his birthday in a horrid way, so Bowser Junior & the gang try to make him a birthday surprise!

Script
It starts with InternetProblem sleeping

Yogurt&Cheese: INTERNETPROBLEM WAKE UP!

InternetProblem: What?

Yogurt&Cheese: GET ONLINE TO THE DISCORD, YOU CAN'T SLEEP IN IT'S NOT SUMMER CUMP IT'S FALL.

InternetProblem: Why

Yogurt&Cheese: BECAUSE THERE IS DRAMA ON THE SERVER AND THEY WANT YOU TO FIX IT

InternetProblem: Why do I have to fix it, I didn't start it

Yogurt&Cheese: Well you have to blame Gummy Cow! because someone talked about SML's death and things have gone wrong.

InternetProblem: (sighs) This is not how I wanna start my birthday, he never remembered

On the Discord server:

InternetProblem: Stupid Y&C, thinking I can end any Discord drama

TortosieCat5: Don't worry Colin, I can handle this

Back in real life:

Koopa: Hi InternetProblem, Shy Guy just woke up

InternetProblem: Why you telling me this?

Koopa: Because he peed the bed

InternetProblem: WHAT SHY GUY PISSED THE BED?

Koopa: Apparently he had a dream about him going on a cruise and he woke up in pee

InternetProblem: WHY DON'T YOU GET CHEF PEE PEE TO WASH IT? IT'S HE'S JOB, NOT MINE! AND WHY WOULD A CRUISE MAKE HIM PEE THE BED?

Koopa: Because when you're on a cruise you're in water lots and lots of water

InternetProblem: SHY GUY'S AN IDIOT I HAVE DRAMA THAT I HAVE TO FIX ON DISCORD

Koopa: Just have a look at it

Shy Guy: It sucks

Toad: INTERNETPROBLEM IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

InternetProblem: TOAD, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY

Shy Guy: Dude happy birthday we must make a surprise

Joseph: What was that birthday talk today?

Cody: I have no idea it's pretty early

InternetProblem: LOOK AT THE PEE HE DIDN'T TRY TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND IT'S RAINING, THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER

CuldeeFell13: InternetProblem when is Toad and Luigi's Stupid and In-

InternetProblem: Why is Toad the only one who remembers my birthday and nobody else? he's the only one who remembers it's my birthday!

CuldeeFell13: IT'S INTERNETPROBLEM'S BIRTHDAY? I GOTTA TELL MY FRIENDS

Rh390110478: What's up Culdee?

CuldeeFell13: I need to tell you and everyone something

2epicworlds: What

Joseph: Is Chef Pee Pee putting bacon in the Mac 'N' Cheese

CuldeeFell13: Today is InternetProblem's birthday

Bowser: I know, he's turning 75 years old

Rh390110478: He told me the last week he's turning 22.

Chef Pee Pee: BOWSER, INTERNETPROBLEM'S NOT TURNING 75 HE'S TURNING 22!

CuldeeFell13: But he thinks that Toad is the only one who remembers it's his birthday

Cody: Then how do you remember?

CuldeeFell13: It's because I know every wiki user's birthday but I want him to have a nice birthday

Shy Guy: Then should we hold him a surprise birthday party?

Mario: Indeed

Bowser: Well then how can we hold him a surprise?

Bowser Junior: I have a good idea

InternetProblem: Pee is so gross

Bowser Junior: INTERNETPROBLEM I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

InternetProblem: What?

Bowser Junior: CHOMPY HAD ANOTHER PUPPY!

InternetProblem: He's a boy and I know

Bowser Junior: NO HE'S A GIRL AND HE JUST HAD ANOTHER PUPPY IN THE CLOSET

InternetProblem: Another puppy in the closet?

Bowser Junior: YEAH NOW HE HAS 102 OF THEM AND THEY ALREADY MADE A MOVIE NOW HE HAS 102 THERE GONNA MAKE A SEQUEL TO IT

InternetProblem: He's 102nd puppy in the closet

Bowser Junior: YEAH IT'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!

InternetProblem: I'm gonna check

Bowser Junior: Count it (locks the closet)

InternetProblem: WHY DID YOU LOCK ME IN THE CLOSET!

Bowser Junior: I can't hear you

In the living room...

MarioFan2009: So it's not a disease?

Cody: NO IT'S NOT A DISEASE!

Toad: And it's not a virus?

Cody: JEWISM IS A RELIGION NOT A VIRUS

Bowser Junior: I got a rid of InternetProblem

MarioFan2009: How?

Bowser Junior: I locked him in my closet

Toad: Wow, happy birthday to him?

Bowser Junior: I know it seems evil, but when he comes out and see's the epic party were gonna throw him

Cody: Cool

Bowser Junior: So Rh390110478, CuldeeFell13, MarioFan2009, 2epicworlds, Gummy Cow!, and Endlesspossibilities 2006, you all have to get the banners, the balloons, the wrapping paper for the presents I don't want too much presents and the table clothes

Rh390110478: Alright

Bowser Junior: Joseph, Shy Guy, Koopa and Dad, you all make the tables, ping the tail on the donkey type of game, and the plates

Shy Guy: Okay

Bowser Junior: Cody get a clown costume even though he isn't a kid and get a big red nose before I give you one

Cody: Okay and you have to give me $25 that when InternetProblem opens this he says "Toadette, Toad, and everyone, THIS IS THE DANKEST PARTY I'VE EVEN BEEN TOO"

Bowser Junior: I'm sure he's not gonna say that

Cody: I'll go

Bowser Junior: Also Chef Pee Pee and Toad, you both help me make the cupcakes and a cake

Chef Pee Pee: WHY DO I HAVE TO COOK AGAIN, WHY CAN'T I BE THE GROWN UP CLOWN OR SOMETHING?

Toad: Silly Chef Pee Pee, you know Cody's going to be the clown

Chef Pee Pee: Oh yeah

Bowser Junior: Okay Toad & Chef Pee Pee were gonna make him a Luigi's Mansiob cake

Toad: I got the ingredients already

Chef Pee Pee: Will it look like it?

Toad: Yes

Chef Pee Pee: Good but just make sure I add the ingredients, I put it in the oven and you all tell me what to do?

Toad: For some reason we need to mix the butter and flour together add the vegetable oil, cake mix sugar and some milk

Bowser Junior: That's the true ingredients for cake

Chef Pee Pee: I know how to make a cake so thanks and how about we make some cupcakes?

Toad: FUCKING GENIUS!

Bowser Junior: Alright

Chef Pee Pee: Toad makes the cupcakes because I don't really trust Junior and I will make the cakes

Toad: They will cook awesome!

Chef Pee Pee: Let's put the cake in the oven for 30 minutes and the cupcakes for 15 minutes

Bowser Junior: THAT'S A DEAL!

Toad: The cake should be 40 minutes and the cupcakes 30 minutes

Chef Pee Pee: NO CUPCAKES FOR 15 MINUTES AND CAKE 30 MINUTES

Bowser Junior: What should I do now?

Chef Pee Pee: Check on everyone else

Bowser Junior: THAT LOOKS AWESOME

CuldeeFell13: Thanks

Bowser Junior: Wait "50% off"?

Gummy Cow!: Yeah that's how much the balloons cost and we can't take it off without the balloon popping.

Bowser Junior: THAT IS AWESOME!

2epicworlds: Really?

Bowser Junior: Yeah he's gonna think it's a birthday party and he's also gonna think there's a 50% off balloons sale going on!

Bowser Junior: What about you Rh390110478?

Rh390110478: The balloons are nearly done please (the balloon pops) AH FUCK IT RH YOU NEED TO LEARN?

Bowser Junior: Rh are you okay?

Rh390110478: No I got the wrong balloons

Bowser Junior: So no animal balloons?

MarioFan2009: No animal balloons he got special balloons about games and he got the Mario 64 ones so that's the only balloons he can make

Bowser Junior: I think one of InternetProblem's favorite games is Mario 64

Rh390110478: Really?

Bowser Junior: No I just said that to make you better

Bowser Junior: I wonder how the others are doing

Joseph: That's perfect!

Shy Guy: I know right

Bowser Junior: How are you all doing?

Joseph: We got a pin the tail on Detective Pikachu

Bowser Junior: That's so cool!

Bowser: And son, it was the last one!

Bowser Junior: I am sure InternetProblem liked the Detective Pikachu movie at least it's not the Sonic movie holy shit that looks awful

Bowser: Yeah it looks sucks and I think Sega will quit making games after the movie

Cody: I got a clown costume but I can't find the nose

Bowser Junior: Cody you know what this means

Cody: You gotta punch me in the nose

Bowser Junior: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY (Bowser Junior punches Cody giving him a red nose)

Cody: THAT HURTS

Bowser Junior: You have a red nose so now you're a proper clown

Chef Pee Pee: JUNIOR THE CAKE IS DONE!

Bowser Junior: Let me see

Toad: Look at this beauty!

Bowser Junior: That's not a Luigi's Mansion cake

Chef Pee Pee: Oh they just came out of the oven, we didn't add the icing yet

Bowser Junior: Alright how are the cupcakes going?

Toad: I'm just ready to put them in the oven

Chef Pee Pee: I'll call you when the icing's added and when the cupcakes are done, start wrapping presents

Bowser Junior: Okay

Toad: I'm ready they took nearly 30 minutes and I'm gonna put them in the oven for 45 minutes just 15 minutes from an hour

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Done

Bowser Junior: What is that?

Gummy Cow!: It's a painting of InternetProblem.

Bowser Junior: THAT'S AWESOME YOU MUST BE ARTISTIC

Koopa: Also we got a cupcake stand for the cupcakes!

Bowser Junior: Cool you all are outdoing you're self, how is it going Rh?

(Another balloon that Rh tried to make pops)

Rh390110478: Fuck I don't know how to do this

Bowser Junior: Just keep practicing or give it to MarioFan2009 you will get there.

2epicworlds: We just finished the Pinata and we just need to put it up

Bowser Junior: IT LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR?

CuldeeFell13: Indeed

Bowser Junior: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, That's what a dinosaur sounds like

Gummy Cow!: We all know

Rh390110478: Were done wrapping the presents

Bowser Junior: Just put the Pinata up and gather around near where the cake's going to be

MarioFan2009: (tries to make a balloon but like Rh, fails) Fuck it I can't do it

Bowser Junior: Come join us

2epicworlds: Okay the Pinata's put up

Bowser Junior: Good job 2epicworlds, InternetProblem's gonna love this

CuldeeFell13: Agree

Rh390110478: We made Dr. Mario out of play-doh

Bowser Junior: Really

Rh390110478: Yeah I did

Bowser Junior: It looks like a eggplant

Rh390110478: If you don't look at the colors, true

Chef Pee Pee: JUNIOR WE FINISHED THE CUPCAKES

Bowser Junior: Okay

Toad: The cupcakes are done

Bowser Junior: They look nice

Chef Pee Pee: Since you think the cupcakes look nice, look at the cake

Bowser Junior: OH MY GOD CHEF PEE PEE, THAT IS THE BEST CAKE I'VE EVER SEEN!

Chef Pee Pee: Usually you hate all of my cooking

Bowser Junior: Well I like you're cooking this time

Chef Pee Pee: All done by me

Bowser Junior: But why does he's arms look weird?

Toad: That's his Poltergust G-00

Chef Pee Pee: Yeah that was Toad's idea

Bowser Junior: Please take the cake and cupcakes to the living room while I get InternetProblem but also tell everyone to turn off all the lights because I'm going to give him a blindfold and when he takes it off turn the lights on and yell "Surprise"

Toad: Nice

InternetProblem: Let me out I'm dying

Bowser Junior: InternetProblem?

InternetProblem: WAIT JUNUIOR IS THAT YOU?

Bowser Junior: Yeah

InternetProblem: LET ME OUT!

Bowser Junior: You didn't say the magic word

InternetProblem: Please

Bowser Junior: Cool

InternetProblem: JUST LET ME OUT

Bowser Junior: As long as you promise you won't punch me

InternetProblem: I'm not gonna punch you

Bowser Junior: Okay

InternetProblem: I AM GOING TO CHOKE YOU LITTLE IDIOT WHY DID YOU LOCK ME IN THE CLOSET WHY

Bowser Junior: Put this blindfold on

InternetProblem: Why?

Bowser Junior: I have a surprise for you it's cool and if it's not cool I will let you give Chef Pee Pee all my toys

InternetProblem: When I give Chef Pee Pee you're toys, he's gonna burn them

In the living room with all the lights off...

Bowser Junior: Just a little bit further

InternetProblem: So what do you want me to do?

Bowser Junior: On the count of 3, you're gonna take the blindfold off

InternetProblem: Okay

Bowser Junior: 3, 2, 1, Take it off

InternetProblem: (takes his blindfold off) What is it?

Everyone (except Bowser Junior & InternetProblem): SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY INTERNETPROBLEM!

IntenetProblem: You remembered!

Bowser Junior: Yeah and it's not just me everyone on the table remembered and I did this all by myself

InternetProblem: OH MY GOD, TOADETTE, TOAD, AND EVERYONE THIS IS THE DANKEST PARTY I'VE EVEN BEEN TOO

Cody: Get in there! Junior you owe me 25 bucks

Bowser Junior: GOD DAMMIT But still you wanna enjoy you're party

InternetProblem: OF COURSE I FUCKING DO

2epicworlds: It's great isn't it?

InternetProblem: Yes it is it's the best birthday ever!

Bowser Junior: Yeah just for you

InternetProblem: Wait a minute, why does the balloons say "50% off"?

Bowser Junior: All the wiki users (except Rh390110478 & MarioFan2009) got the balloons from the store, the two who didn't instead got balloons that they make by themselves but that's for later

CuldeeFell13: Yeah they were on sale and we left them on for a joke

Bowser Junior: True by the way Cody, here's 25 dollars

Cody: You know what double or nothing when he sees the cake he will say "Trick or Treat puffed up Jigglypuff give me the caramel apples"

Bowser Junior: He's not gonna say that

Mario: InternetProblem, wanna look at the cake?

Bowser Junior: Where have you been the whole time?

Mario: Setting up the presents and look InternetProblem it's my bro Luigi

InternetProblem: That is so good that Trick or Treat puffed up Jigglypuff give me the caramel apples

Bowser Junior: FOR FUCK SAKE WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT?

Cody: I have no idea but another 25 dollars

Bowser Junior: NOW YOU HAVE STUPID 50 DOLLARS

InternetProblem: Can I look at the cupcakes?

Mario: Sure

InternetProblem: They look cool so what now?

Bowser: The presents

InternetProblem: THERE'S A LOT OF PRESENTS!

Bowser: There's like 5, calm down

Rh390110478: Alright so the first one's from everyone within SML Wiki

InternetProblem: Wow wait a minute, a bike

MarioFan2009: Yeah you always wanted a bike so we gave you one

InternetProblem: Okay at least I get to be fit now the next gift

Mario: This one if from me, Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, and Rosalina

InternetProblem: Wait a second $50 Nintendo EShop gift card, why?

Chef Pee Pee: I know how much you like games so I gave you $50 to spend on games you can only get from the EShop

InternetProblem: What about the next one?

Mario: It's from Koopa & Shy Guy

InternetProblem: What a Captain Toad plush

Shy Guy: Yeah you like Captain Toa-

InternetProblem: I GET IT EVERYONE, I LIKE MARIO AND I'M A FAN OF CAPTAIN TOAD: TREASURE TRACKER BECAUSE I NEED A BREAK FROM WIKIA AND DISCORD

Bowser Junior: The next 2 are all from my friends the big one's just from me

IntenetProblem: Alright

Bowser: Can't wait

InternetProblem: Wait a second a Thomas & Friends Trackmaster

Joseph: Yeah

InternetProblem: WHY DO I WANT SOMETHING RELEATED TO THOMAS AND FRIENDS?

Bowser Junior: Yeah I wanna play with it

InternetProblem: Do you wanna play with it?

Bowser Junior: Yes

InternetProblem: Know what since I don't like Thoasm & Friends, you can have it

Bowser Junior: Thanks you're really generous

InternetProblem: Who's the next gift from?

Bowser Junior: It's from me and my friends

InternetProblem: What is it?

Joseph: It's a Boosted Board

InternetProblem: Thanks

Bowser: What is it?

InternetProblem: He just told...

Bowser Junior: OPEN IT COLIN!

InternetProblem: Alright

Cody: Can I tell you something Junior?

Bowser Junior: Sure

Cody: 25 more bucks that when InternetProblem opens it he says "Saturday Birthdate More Like Monday Birth"

Bowser Junior: Fine

InternetProblem: IT'S A BOOSTED BOARD WELL SATURDAY BIRTHDATE MORE LIKE MONDAY BIRTH

Bowser Junior: COME ON WHY WOULD HE EVEN SAY THAT? PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT!

Cody: Pay up Junior

Bowser Junior: Fine

Cody: I got 75 bucks in one day wow

InternetProblem: But where's the remote?

Joseph: Check under it

InternetProblem: Nice try I actually knew where it was

Cody: PS. Joseph here's a Boosted Board for yourself

Joseph: Thanks Cody what are you gonna get next now you're $75 richer

Bowser Junior: Wanna see the "Pin the Tail On Pikachu" game or whatever Bowser, Koopa & Shy Guy bought

Joseph: I ALSO BOUGHT IT

InternetProblem: It's usually a donkey

Bowser Junior: Okay so you gotta put the tail on Detective Pikachu

InternetProblem: Okay I'm ready

Cody: Also Junior 25 more bucks that when InternetProblem deos it he says...

Bowser Junior: No I am not doing this again

Cody: Why?

Bowser Junior: I'm not losing anymore money

Cody: But it's easy money

Bowser Junior: But I'm not doing it

InternetProblem: Am I getting closer?

Bowser Junior: Yeah

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Look at how you did InternetProblem

InternetProblem: I did it so GIVE THE RING FOR MY NOSE OR CALL ME THE PRESIDENT!

Bowser Junior: Was that what he was going to say?

Cody: Yeah I would have won another 25 bucks so I would have earned $100 from you

InternetProblem: What should I do now?

Bowser: Go to the cake

CuldeeFell13: BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES

InternetProblem: Wait why does it say 22? but behind there's 2 more candles saying "75"?

Bowser: Wait are you turning 75 or 22?

InternetProblem: I'm 22

Cody: Fun fact InternetProblem, 75 is how many dollars I made today

InternetProblem: Good for you

Bowser: That's a good number

InternetProblem: Now it's time for MarioFan2009 & Toad to sing you a happy birthday song

MarioFan2009: You are great InternetProblem

Toad: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR INTERNETPROBLEM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

InternetProblem: TOAD IF YOU SING THAT LOUD IN MY FACE AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

MarioFan2009: I would have done better

InternetProblem: So can I blow out the candles

Bowser Junior: Sure and make sure to make a wish

InternetProblem: What should I wish for (blows out candles and N64 games appear)

Bowser: WAIT GAMES FOR THE N64?

InternetProblem: Yeah I made a wish and I wished for N64 games cause it's a great console

Rh390110478: OH MY GOD, ME AND MARIOFAN HAVE MADE SO MANY BALLOONS! SO MANY BALLOONS AND A DR MARIO PLAY-DOH EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT FOR THE NES NOT THE N64

Shy Guy: Did you like you're party?

InternetProblem: Of course

Gummy Cow!: You deserved this party, you are very cool, you deserve to be a cool on the other SML Wiki Sever, not the one TortosieCat owns

2epicworlds: Happy birthday InternetProblem!

InternetProblem: And happy 50% off party balloons to me as well

Rh390110478: I'M GOING TO MAKE THE BIGGEST (balloon pops) FUCK CAN'T DO IT!

Trivia

 * This fan-fiction is made by InternetProblem to celebrate his own birthday.
 * When Bowser Junior said that Chompy now has 102 puppies and there gonna make another movie about it, it's a reference to the 2000 movie "102 Dalmatians".
 * Running Gags:
 * Cody bets Junior 25 bucks that InternetProblem will say something stupid in response to parts in the party, which he does causing Junior to get angry that he had to give Cody 25 dollars
 * Rh390110478 tries to make a balloon and shouts "fuck" when it pops.