Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-30571467-20190706053158/@comment-30571467-20190706054637

Rh390110478 wrote: MarioFan2009 wrote: It starts off with Sunny, Parappa, Buckaroo, El Tigre, Frida, Jez, Zara, Jesse, Petra, Axel, Lukas, Olivia, Clementine, Scratch, Grounder, Nell, Vandal Buster, Cosmonaut, Jeffygeist and Denny fighting off a bunch of Illagers who are raiding Pensacola.

Parappa: Dear God!

Vandal Buster: This is worse than Big Bad General's War!

El Tigre: Not really. This is worse than the time Scratch and Grounder nearly destroyed the city to pieces!

Denny: Well to me, it is worse than the time where I caused Day Zero and a crap ton of havoc to all three of your cities!

Sunny: No! This invasion isn't even worse! It's just yet another one of those annoyances Pensacola keep experiencing!

Scratch: What the flower lady just said!

Jesse decapitates a near by Vindicator. Clementine is seen shooting at a bunch of raiders while the others fight off the Illagers.

Jesse: Ok! We are getting them now!

Axel: Are you sure wise guy? More keep coming!

Suddenly a Pillager blows Into a horn loudly.

Pillager 35: RETREAT!!! RETREEEEEAAATTTTTT!!!!!!

Immediately, the Illagers start running off having done nothing but wreck the city.

Jeffygeist: Ohhh HELL NAH!!!

Jeffygeist runs fast and starts murdering many Illager Raiders.

Denny: JEFFYGEIST!! STOP!!!

Jeffygeist ignores and murders off every raider in the attack, throwing them everywhere, ripping them apart and killing them. Only a few of them manage to get away with major injuries.

Jeffygeist: Ok! Got rid of most of them!

Grounder: Well, this wasn't THAT bad!

Frida: Yeah, but they'll be back for more...

Nell: Everyone, relax. We just have a bit more time to prepare ourselves before they come back.

Cosmonaut: Yeah. They will soon fall and will pay for what they did!

Buckaroo: Glad it is over with... for now...

Petra: Well it wasn't that big of a deal...

Unnoticed, a injured Pillager is seen getting up. He aims his crossbow at Petra.

Jez: I'll agree.

Zara: Yep! Now let's get back to training ourselves before they raid us again!

Petra: Ok! Things aren't going too bad-

Suddenly, Petra gets shot by an arrow. Everyone's facial expressions turned from neutral to completely horrified as gasping is heard.

Denny: WHA-

Jesse: OH MY GOD!!!!!

Olivia: PETRA!!!

Petra: Ohhh... my.

Petra collapses to the ground.

Axel: NO!!!

Jesse: (To the Pillager) YOU F****** B****!!!!!

The Pillager gets up and is revealed to be...

Pillager 1: (Snickering) You should have gone for the head...

The screen cuts to black... NO! NOT PETRA! THAT PILLAGER IS SO F****** DEAD! Just wait until the final battle... Jesse will f*** him up big time...

Anyways, favourite scenes?