Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-30571467-20191223000449/@comment-30571467-20191223001558

CuldeeFell13 wrote: MarioFan2009 wrote: Chef v1000 is seen at his base.

Chef v1000: Okay, so far, my plans in the robot invasion have been a success! The Pillagers have emptied the resources, my army is in good hands, and most importantly, the city shall soon be mine! The human race will be wiped out for good! Maybe I should go see how the others are doing.

Chef v1000 leaves the base and looks around. He is then greeted by 3 Pillagers, one holding a large bone.

Chef v1000: Greetings, my fellow Pillagers! What brings you back here?

Pillager 2: (holding a bone) Well, we came here to give you this bone.

Chef v1000: ... What?

Pillager 3: (to Pillager 2) Let me handle this. (To Chef v1000) What he is saying is that we are running out of supplies and we have looted Pensacola to the bone. We want more supplies for our outpost to keep the wealth coming!

Chef v1000: Listen, when my army strikes again, I will make sure that Beacontown and Robloxia and possibly Knothole Village also become damaged by my attackers so you all can get more supplies! Right now, live with what you’ve got and be grateful.

Pillager 2: Sheesh. And I thought things were bad when we got bested by that Jesse kid.

Chef v1000: (enraged) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Pillager 2: I said, Jes-

Pillager 3 then shuts Pillager 2’s mouth with his hand.

Pillager 3: H-He means Jez. As in, the traitor who betrayed the Bacon Army!

Chef v1000: Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now, get going!

Pillagers 2 and 3 leave while Pillager 1 stays behind.

Pillager 1: (to Chef v1000) Meanie..

Chef v1000: (berserk) EXCUSE ME?!?!

Chef v1000 lets out a demonic static causing Pillager 1 to run off, screaming.

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It is now nighttime. Chef v1000 is seen at his base drinking oil while watching TV.

Chef v1000: “laughs” That robot got hit in the head with a coconut!

Past Robotic Cat, Drooper and RH 5.0 then appear.

Past Robotic Cat: (to Chef v1000) Hey, Chef v1000?

RH 5.0: Whatcha doing?

Chef v1000: Watching TV. Shouldn’t you be in the robot invasion?

Past Robotic Cat: We kind of got held up so we decided to come back here.

Drooper: Also, knock knock.

Chef v1000: “sigh” I don’t have time for games, Drooper.

Drooper: Knock knock.

Chef v1000: ... Who’s there?

Drooper: Swarm.

Chef v1000: Swarm? Swarm who?

Drooper: Swarm of Pillagers.

Chef v1000: Swarm of Pillagers? Swarm of Pillagers who- .. WAIT, WHAT?!?!

Chef v1000 heads to the window and sees a ton of Pillagers glaring at him angrily.

Chef v1000: (to Past Robotic Cat, Drooper and RH 5.0) YOU FOOLS! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER?!?!

Past Robotic Cat: What are you talking about? Me and RH 5.0 just got here.

RH 5.0: Drooper was the one guarding the place.

Chef v1000: (to Drooper) OH, YOU IMBECILE..

Chef v1000 pushes aside Drooper and runs off.

Drooper: Was it something I said?

Later. (A few minutes later)

Chef v1000 is seen heading outside the base to the angry mob of Pillagers.

Chef v1000: Uh, “nervous laughter” hey, there, everyone. What are you all here for?

Pillager 1: We want more supplies!

Pillager 6: We want more food!

Pillager 5: We want more resources!

Pillager 4: We want more Joe Mama’s Wood Fired Pizza!

Chef v1000: (to the Pillagers) Woah, woah, woah, everyone! Calm down! Just give me more time to settle this situation over and I will be able to get you all more supplies! (to himself) Why did I even invite these guys over?

Pillager 3: Well, you better hurry up!

Pillager 2: Don’t keep us waiting!

Pillager 7: Or else.. Off with your head!

The Pillagers swarm away, murmuring in anger.

Chef v1000: Ok, I really need to get to work on that..

Chef v1000 leaves. Lel! I love how Chef v1000 is having trouble with the pillagers!

Also Chef v1000 is usually calm in situations like this, (That's what makes him scary), but this was funny! 1. True!

2. Okay! I’ll remember that for next time!

Anyways, are you going to use this or...?