Admin Hunting House!

"Admin Hunting House!" is a story by MarioFan2009 from 2018. MarioFan2009 tells Trikkiboy he found a suspicious house. They go and explore. What will happen to them?

Script


WARNING: This story may have some swearing.

NOTICE: This is a non-chapter story. So you guys can enjoy this without the chapters!

Troll 3: Ugh! Guys! We need to find a way to out smart these admins!

Troll 6: Yeah I agree! They keep banning and blocking us!

Troll Birds: I also agree! We have been multiple times already!

Vandal Clown: Hey guys! I have an idea! Lets make a admin hunting house! We can try lurking or building a mysterious house and get admins to step in and kill them!

Onion Cream: OMG! I AGREE! Those moose f7@ks will finally get it!

PepeSquidward: But I love admins!

Troll 2: EW! What are you?! Gay?!

PepeSquidward: :(

They start building a huge house and make it look suspicious and mysterious.

Troll 1: All done! It looks great!

It cuts to MarioFan2009 sleeping in bed and then he wakes up.

MarioFan2009: Ah, what a beautiful day! (Looks outside the window) Hey! What is that? That must be a new house! I think I should go check it out!

Troll 9: Hey guys, someone is coming but he is not a admin! Lets go hide!

They hide and MarioFan2009 sees to the house.

MarioFan2009: Gee, this is a very scary building... I should bring someone with me... I know!

MarioFan2009 goes to Trikkiboy's house.

Trikkiboy is seen reading a book until his doorbell rings.

Trikkiboy: Coming!(Opens the door) Well MarioFan2009! What are you doing here!

MarioFan2009: Hey Trikkiboy! I wanted to tell you something.

Trikkiboy: Well, what is it? A vandal? Sockpuppet? Troll?

MarioFan2009: Actually it is a mysterious house...

Trikkiboy: ... A what?

MarioFan2009: You heard me... There is a large house next to mine and I want you to come with me because I am scared...

Trikkiboy: Heh heh! What are you a scaredy cat? Who is even afraid of houses?!

MarioFan2009: Maybe you should come and check it out.

Trikkiboy: Heh, sure I will!

MarioFan2009 takes Trikkiboy to the house.

Trikkiboy: ... Eh, MarioFan2009?

MarioFan2009: Yeah?

Trikkiboy: Come here... (Slaps him 5 times across the face)

MarioFan2009: OW! What was that for?!

Trikkiboy: You REALLY think I would go in THERE?!

MarioFan2009: Oh come on... You aren't a scaredy cat like me are you??

Trikkiboy looks fearfully at the house.

Trikkiboy: No?

MarioFan2009: Then lets go inside!

Trikkiboy: Are you insane?! We might die or get kidnapped!

MarioFan2009: Oh please! Just one time?

Trikkiboy: Oh my God... fine!

MarioFan2009: Yay!

They enter the house.

Trikkiboy: God, this looks new but even old!

MarioFan2009: Eh, I guess we can try finding something in here.

Troll 8: Hey guys! It's the Infamous admin Trikkiboy! What should we do?

Troll 5: I think I have an idea! (Whispers into everyone's ears)

Trikkiboy: Can we leave now?

MarioFan2009: Why?

Trikkiboy: (Tries to come up with a lie) I have some important stuff to do at home.

MarioFan2009: Well what could be more important than this?

Trikkiboy: (Gets more nervous) There could be trolls...

MarioFan2009: Ah! It's nothing! You always come in late to ban them!

Trikkiboy: (Sigh)

They find the basement.

MarioFan2009: Oh boy! The mysterious parts of all houses! Basements!

Trikkiboy: B-b-b-Basements??!

MarioFan2009: Yeah! Your house has one!

Trikkiboy: Oh yeah!

MarioFan2009: Lets go inside!

Trikkiboy: Uhhhhhhhhhhh no.

MarioFan2009: Why not??

Trikkiboy: No.

MarioFan2009: Why?

Trikkiboy: I swear, do you want me to kick you off of SML wiki?

MarioFan2009: No, I am the user of the month remember?

Trikkiboy: So what?!

MarioFan2009: Am I not special?

Trikkiboy: (Sigh) maybe...

They keep walking down a long hallway.

MarioFan2009: Hey this looks like a good long place ain't it Trikkiboy?

Trikkiboy goes missing.

MarioFan2009: Trikkiboy?

Trikkiboy is seen trying to leave the house.

MarioFan2009: Trikkiboy!

Trikkiboy: Uh, uh. Hi...

MarioFan2009: What where you trying to do?

Trikkiboy: Nothing, just... Cleaing the door knob... (Pulls out a tissue) Heh heh...

MarioFan2009: Oh ok! But you see, to be acting strange...

Troll 1: Well, well, well! Look who we have here!

Trikkiboy: AHHHHHH! I GIVE UP! I'M SCARED!

MarioFan2009: Calm down! It's just some guys... oh wait... they look familiar... (Gasp) IT'S THE TROLLS!!!!!

Trikkiboy: Trolls?? Where are they! Let me at em!

Door suddenly closes...

Trikkiboy: Uhhhhhhhhhh, am I meeting them in reality?

Troll 1: Heh heh, you are trapped now! (Pushes MarioFan2009 out of the way)

MarioFan2009: Hey!

Troll 1: You know, we have been looking for you!

Trikkiboy: Who me?

Troll 3: Yeah you!

Troll 8: Don't you remember us?

Troll 6: The guys who keep wrecking the wiki?

Troll 7: And making your life hell?

Troll 4: Yeah!

Vandal Clown 3: Yeah! And what about us?!

Trikkiboy: Uhhhhhhhh, I don't remember any of you...

Troll 1: WHAT?!

Troll 9: How could you forget about us?!

Troll 10: We are the biggest impact on SML wiki!!!

Trikkiboy: I don't care. Even if you wreck the wiki, I can just kick you off and ban you. So f53& off...

Troll 5: That is insulting!

Troll 2: Yeah! Lets kill him!

Trikkiboy: With what?

Troll 2: (Grabs out a troll machine) With this!

Trikkiboy: That looks f65$ing ridiculous.

Ollie the olive-loving octopus: No it isn't!

The weird chosen one: Yeah! It will teach you a lesson!

Trikkiboy: Oh yeah, well let me get on there to see what happens.

Troll 9: Suit yourself!

They put him in the machine and Trikkiboy then becomes a troll as well!

Trikkiboy: Howdy everyone!

Troll 1: Hello stupid admin! (Laughs)

Trikkiboy: Who you calling stupid knuckle face?

Troll 6: Did he just insult him?!

Troll 7: I think we should kill him?

Trikkiboy: Who, him? (Points at Troll 10)

Troll 10: HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Trikkiboy: For vandalizing the wiki!

Troll 3: Isn't he brainwashed?

Trikkiboy: (Snaps out of it) No! I tricked you all! You must be a fool to think I would ever join you! Your s$&t does not even work on us admins! F2$k off!

MarioFan2009 looks at the drama while eating popcorn.

Troll 4: THAT'S IT! Lets kill him guys!

The Trolls, Sockpuppets and Vandals then attack him but Trikkiboy gets out of the fight fast.

Trikkiboy: (Grabs MarioFan2009 by the hand) Lets get out of here...

MarioFan2009: My popcorn!

They leave the house in one peace.

Trikkiboy: That was the most stupidest shit I have ever seen. No, never again... MarioFan2009: Awwww... But my popcorn...

Trikkiboy burns the house down with a match with the trolls inside.

Trikkiboy: MarioFan2009, next time you invite me to a stupid adventure like this, I will ban you for a month with no pay! I never wanted to be in the f578@ng situation EVER! Now get out of my sight before I ban you right now!

MarioFan2009: Bu---

Trikkiboy: NO BUTS!! OUT!!

MarioFan2009: Ok...

Trikkiboy: Dirty no good for nothing...

MarioFan2009 then comes across Agonzo7988.

Agonzo7988: Hey MarioFan2009, what seems to be the problem?

MarioFan2009: Trikkiboy got mad at me today because I got me and him into trouble with some trolls today in a giant house. He burnt it down with them inside BTW, and luckily he didn't ban me... but if I do this again I will get banned for a month or worse... Forever...

Agonzo7988: Hey, it's no biggie. He is just having a very bad mood with the trolls these days. I have had these adventures too! It ain't that bad. Or kind of is... You should just go home and get some rest and forget about the whole entire thing!

MarioFan2009: Gee! Thanks for the tip Agonzo! I guess I may see you around!

Agonzo7988: Anytime!

MarioFan2009 goes back to his house and watches some TV forgetting about the whole awful adventure and enjoying his time.

Meanwhile...

Trikkiboy: Ugh! I can't believe that MarioFan2009 actually got me into a horrible adventure like that! I don't want to feel that experience ever again! Ugh! Guess I will continue reading my book and just forget about the whole entire thing! (Sigh) Oooh! This next chapter should be good!



Trivia

 * This marks the Wiki Vandals, Trikkiboy and Agonzo7988's first appearances in a MarioFan2009 story.
 * This is the second story to be released with non-chapter hue.