The Golden Age of MarioFan2009 Entertainment Volume 3: A Long Collection



Hello again everyone! The third collection is finally here after a few days! Enjoy it!



WARNING: This story may have jumpscares and swearing.

It starts off with showing Mario's house in the night.

It then shows the inside.

It cuts to Mario sleeping in his bed.

Some things in the house are seen falling.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole to get some food out of the fridge.

Mouse: Boy, there is nothing like a good night and a midnight snack!

He goes to the fridge, takes a few food items and goes back inside his hole.

It cuts to the living room.

The TV is seen getting smashed.

A ball falls down the stairs.

The screen then cuts to black.

He screen goes back to picture and shows morning time.

Mario is seen waking up from his sleep.

Mario: Oh God. Guess it's time for another day...

He goes downstairs and what he finds is shocking.

Mario: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TV?! JEFFY!!

Jeffy is seen in his room sleeping.

Mario: JEFFY! Wake up!

Jeffy: Yes daddy?

Mario: Jeffy! Come downstairs right now!

Jeffy: What's wrong daddy?

Mario: Oh you will see what's wrong...

It cuts to them down stairs.

Mario: Explain this...

Jeffy: Daddy you must be high as fuck to think I will do that!

Mario: Then who else would I know would have done that?!

Jeffy: I don't know daddy! I wasn't even awake last night! I was fast asleep!

Mario: Oh yeah?

Jeffy: Yeah!

Mario: Ok then. We will see about that!

Jeffy: Sure will do!

They leave and go upstairs while Bowser Junior is seen coming downstairs.

Bowser Junior: Oh boy I can't wait to call my friends to watch som--- wait. What happened to the TV? Chef Pee Pee!

It cuts to him the kitchen.

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: (Sigh) What do you want Junior?

Bowser Junior: The TV is broken!

Chef Pee Pee: What?

Bowser Junior: Yeah! Come take a look!

Chef Pee Pee: Ok...

It shows him in the living room to see a smashed TV.

Bowser Junior: See Chef Pee Pee?

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Bowser Junior: I don't know Chef Pee Pee. I was going to call my friends to come and I saw a broken TV!

Chef Pee Pee: Damnit! Now we need to get a TV! What the hell even happened?!

Bowser Junior: I don't know... I guess I will call my friends...

Chef Pee Pee: You do that then!

It cuts to Bowser Junior with his friends sitting on the couch.

Bowser Junior: So guys what do you wanna do today?

Joseph: I don't know dude.

Cody: Junior, what happened to your TV?

It shows a smashed TV.

Bowser Junior: Oh, it got smashed. I don't know how though.

Cody: How are you not sad or anything?

Bowser Junior: I don't watch the downstairs TV.

Joseph: Yeah Cody, we are usually upstairs.

A doorbell ring is heard and Mario is seen answering the door.

Mario: That must be him.

He answers the door to Brooklyn T. Guy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey, you called about a broken TV?

Mario: Yeah, my TV got smashed. I don't how though. Could you get me a replacement one?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Sure thing!

It shows them in the living room.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yikes, that is a lot of damage...

Mario: I know that. It got smashed clean off.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah I think I have a good replacement for this one!

Mario: You do?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah. But it will take me time to attach it. So, you might as well walk off while I try to do my work.

Mario: Ok.

It cuts to the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee is seen washing the dishes.

Chef Pee Pee: I need a break. I will be right back.

Not a second he leaves and and the tab starts running water for some reason.

Chef Pee Pee: Umm... what? I guess the pipe is not functioning well today... I will get it fixed later.

Bowser is seen upstairs watching Charleyyy and friends.

It shows Charleyyy on the TV.

Charleyyy: Hi guys. I'm Charleyyy!

The audience cheers.

Charleyyy: And today, I don't know what I wanna do today! Hmmm...

The TV then gets cut off.

Bowser: Wh--- What happened to the TV?! I was watching Charleyyy! Come on!

He is seen trying to turn the TV back on.

It goes back to Junior an his friends.

Bowser Junior: Guys, let's go upstairs while the man is doing his work.

Cody: Yeah I agree.

Joseph: It is too noisy in here.

They go upstairs while Brooklyn T. Guy is seen fixing the TV.

It then cuts to night time.

Mario: Alright. I got the cameras set up and hopefully Jeffy does not try to do anything stupid. I guess I will go to bed now.

He is seen fast asleep.

It then shows the security footage.

Nothing much is seen expect for the inside of the house.

It goes from the security footage to capture a ghost.

Ghost: While the humans are awaaay. The ghosts will plaaay! Oh that is a good one! Hey fellas, they are asleep! Come on!

The ghosts are seen going around the house breaking things.

The camera however does not capture the ghosts. It captures their doings instead.

One ghost is seen drinking a bottle of ketchup.

A huge mess is being made in the kitchen.

A jumpscare is seen on one of the cameras and it breaks.

The front door is seen left open.

A window is smashed.

Mario's bedroom door gets opened. However, he is still asleep and does not notice that.

The Ghosts are seen playing around with tools that they shouldn't be.

White eyes are seen next to Jeffy's bedroom door.

Ghost 3: Shhhhh guys. We are here to have fun. And we won't leave until we do!

They are seen going into the bathroom, filling up the toilet with tools and flushing it multiple times clogging it.

Ghost 4: Success!

Most of the night they are seen making a mess unaware that cameras are recording them.

One however makes a big mistake when he opens the window and lets the bees in.

Ghost 7: Mike, what the fuck did you just do?

Mike: I don't know Sam. I am drunk on cider...

Bees are seen coming in along with mosquitos and flies.

Ghost 9: Think positive! They can't sting us! They can't even see us!

Ghost 11: Yeah!

They keep continuing the night throwing a huge party.

Suddenly, one of them so drunk sloppily makes a big mess by throwing cake on the fridge.

From the camera's view is seen a food fight.

4 hours later and lots of fun passes by...

Mario is seen waking up.

The ghosts then see this.

Ghost 5: What do we do?

Mike: Let's get the kid.

They drop Jeffy into the messy kitchen and run off fast.

Mario goes to the kitchen and sees the mess with Jeffy.

Mario: Ah ha! I knew you where lying!

Jeffy wakes up.

Jeffy: Wha-- What?

Mario: YOU MADE A MESS IN THE KITCHEN JEFFY!!

Jeffy: No I d-- What the heck happened? Was I sleepwalking?!

Mario: JEFFYYYYYYY!!

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Mario is seen trying to catch Jeffy as it cuts to the ghosts looking out the window.

Mike: Welp, thank me later I guess...

It irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story!



WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off in the neighbourhood.

Mario is seen making his new garden.

Mario: Boy does this look good! Now I just gotta get some plants to farm!

While Mario is away, a crow comes by.

Crow: (Breaks the fourth wall) Howdy everyone, my name Jimmy Bongo the crow. I am usually flying around houses but. I'm just getting ready for some crops to eat!

Mario is seen coming back.

Jimmy: Shhhhh! Here he comes now!

He hides some Where behind a bush.

Mario is seen planting his crops.

Jimmy is seen behind the bush smiling.

Mario: Alright, guess I am done this! I will go back inside the house and wait for them to grow!

Jimmy is seen coming out his bush.

He grabs some corns and bites through them like a cash register.

Jimmy: Boy is this stuff good!

He is seen eating more and throwing it's junk on the floor.

Jimmmy then flies off.

3 hours later...

Mario is seen coming back to the garden.

Mario: Hopefully I-- WHAT THE HELL?! What happened to the corn?!

He picks up the junk of the corn.

Mario: There must be some pesky crows in here! I will just solve that!

He gets a scarecrow out and puts it in the middle of the garden.

Mario: Hopefully that will deal with it. Now to get some more crops.

He sets off more corn along with some vegetables and goe back inside the house.

Jimmy the crow then returns to the scene.

Jimmy: Ha! What a fool! Thinking he can scare me with a scarecrow!

He is seen grabbing corn and some vegetables (Tomatoes, Carrots, Spinach, etc.)

Jimmy is seen walking off silently while humming.

A hour passes by...

Mario comes back to the garden to see it is empty.

Mario: Ooooooo that does it! I am going to get rid of it's hiding spots so I can see it!

He is seen trimming bushes and branches of trees.

Mario: There we go! Now I just gotta wait.

Jimmy is seen on the roof of the house.

He comes down and sneaks behind Mario.

Jimmy: Looking for something?

Mario: Yes, I am looking for a crow that has been bothering my garden for the past few hours.

Jimmy: Look behind you!

Mario: What?

He looks behind him to see the crow.

Jimmy smiles and flies off.

Mario: DAMN YOU YOU LITTLE---

Mario gets a shotgun from the house and starts shooting at him.

Jimmy: You missed me. Or not exactly, you just did not shoot right!

Mario shoots at the crow more and more.

Jimmy: You have terrible aim sir. Let me help!

Mario: What is wrong?

Jimmy: Just give me a second.

He is seen switching the gun's sides.

Jimmy: Alright! Now try it!

Mario shoots the gun and it shoots him.

He is seen headless. However, his head pops out.

Mario: Good thing I missed!

It cuts to him setting up a electric fence on the roof. Jimmy however is seen right behind him.

Mario: Hopefully this can stop him.

Mario is seen getting off the ladder.

Jimmy cuts the fence wires with scissors, puts a leaf in the fence and makes a fake electric shock noise.

Mario: Oh! He already came!

He goes back to the roof to see the fence cut up.

Mario: WHY THAT NO GOOD FOR NOTHING DIRTY!!!! OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

He is seen blocking all areas and entrances to the garden.

Jimmy: Uh oh. That is not good...

He then remembers a scene from The Rabbit! where Sunny had a rocket.

Jimmy: I got it!

He goes to Sunny Funny's house and knocks on the door.

Sunny Funny answers the door.

Sunny Funny: Hello?

Jimmy: Pardon me but do you have a rocket or a bomb I can borrow?

Sunny Funny: I have a rocket that used a week ago. You can have it if you'd like.

Jimmy: Thanks madame!

She gives him and the rocket.

It cuts to him at the garden.

Jimmy let's the rocket lose and it flies to the garden.

Boko: What is that?

Suddenly, a explosion is heard and the garden's crops are raining on Jimmy while Boko gets killed in the explosion.

Jimmy: Boy what treasure!

Mario sees this and gets angered.

Mario: Why you no good!

Jimmy: Just a second there mister! I came here for food! Not a fight!

Mario: WELL YOU WILL BE GETTING FOOD GOOD!

He puts the shotgun into Jimmy's mouth.

Jimmy: Help me...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey there, do you have license for shooting crows?

Mario: Ummm... no?

Brooklyn T. Guy: I'm sorry but I will have to take your gun license because you are attempting to kill animals without a hunting license.

Mario: What?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, sorry.

He takes his shotgun and walks off.

Mario: Why?!

He looks at his destroyed garden with anger and sadness.

Jimmy: That's ok! I still have some vegetables here if you'd like.

Mario: Well... (Sigh)

It cuts to them inside the house with everyone eating the vegetables at the table. (Jeffy, Bowser Junior, Rosalina, Joseph, Bowser, Chef Pee Pee, Cody, Margaret and Rosalina's Parents)

Rosalina: These are good! How did you make them?

Mario: Well... (Points at the crow)

Jimmy: Yeah yeah. I helped him out alright!

It irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have violence and swearing.

It starts off with showing the kitchen of Mario's house.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole.

Mouse: Well, yet another day in the good house! Can't wait to go to the fridge and eat!

Suddenly, High and Grodo block his way.

High: Going somewhere?

Mouse: Oh shit...

He runs back to his hole while High and Grodo crowd up on the hole.

Grodo: Come on High, we gotta sleep. We will take care of this menace later.

High: Alright. Whatever you say.

They are seen going around the corner and sleep.

Mouse: Well shit. Now I can't get to the fridge again. This happens every single day! I gotta get rid of those cats! Wait, I think I have an idea!

He gets flashbacks from how he dealt with a robotic cat in The Mouse And The Menace!, Mario and Jeffy in The Little Grey Mouse! and his unruly neighbour in Canned Feud.

Mouse: Hmmmm...

High and Grodo are seen fast asleep.

Mouse comes over from behind and ties Grodo's tail against a rope.

Mouse: Heh heh.

He attaches High's body to the rope.

Mouse: This outta do it!

He then activates the machine from behind.

High and Grodo are seen fast pulled and get squished into the machine.

They come out squared and tangled.

Grodo: What the hell?!

High: WHAT AM IIIIIIIII?!

Grodo: I don't feel comfortable like this...

High: Get me out of here!

Mouse: Lol! They don't know who did it!

They are seen back to their normal shape and go back to sleep.

Mouse is seen bringing in the bulldog from Doggone Cats! into the house and puts it near High and Grodo.

He then hits the dog in the head with a plank.

The Bulldog wakes up and the first thing he sees are the 2 cats sleeping.

Bulldog: Why you dirty!!

A huge fight cloud starts while growling and meowing are heard.

High and Grodo are seen wide awake and hurt from the incident.

The Bulldog goes back to sleep.

Mouse drags the Bulldog out of the house and throws it out.

He closes the door and it cuts to the next scene.

High and Grodo are seen sleeping again while Mouse is thinking about his trick.

Mouse: Now what can I do to these guys next.

He sees a lake outside of the house.

Mouse: Hmmmmmm...

He is seen talking Grodo and High outside.

Mouse is then seen attaching the machines to the other side of the lake while ropes are attached to High and Grodo's bodies.

Mouse: Aaaaandd... LET HER GO!

He presses the button and High and Grodo are seen being dragged through the lake.

High: (Gurgles) WHAT IS GOING ON?!

They are seen dragged more until the end of the lake.

High and Grodo finally arrive at the shore but they are confused what just happened.

High: Oh great! The house is miles from here now!

Grodo: What on earth is going on?!

It cuts to them back in the house.

High: Whatever is going on must be paranormal...

Grodo: I don't know... something is going on that we don't understand.

High: Yeah, I guess back to sleep then...

They go back to sleep again.

Mouse is seen sneaking around from the corner.

Mouse: Now, for the final job.

It shows him painting the house upside down.

Mouse: Alright, now.

He throws bricks at High and Grodo's heads and they wake up.

High: Now what?

They see that they are upside down.

Grodo: OHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!

High: How did we get on the ceiling?!

They are seen going upstairs and into Mario's room.

High: Hey, what are you doing down there?

Mario: Me? What are you doing on the ceiling?

Grodo: What?

High: Oh shit...

They fall on the ground and land on Mario.

High: Ouch... my head hurts.

Grodo: Same here. I don't know if I can get up.

Mario: Damnit! Get off of me you dumb cats!

Mouse is seen in the kitchen grabbing food from the fridge as he goes back inside his hole.

It irises out on the hole.





WARNING: This story may have swearing.

NOTICE: This story is going to be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program.

It starts off with Jeffy sleeping in his bed.

He then wakes up to see morning time.

Jeffy: Oh boy! A new day! I can't wait to do something fun!

He goes to his laptop and types in "SML Wiki".

Jeffy: Let's see what we have today!

He sees the SML Wiki Awards 2018.

Jeffy: Hmmm... something is going on! I am gonna check it out!

He sees Agonzo7988's message about the SML Wiki Awards 2018.

Jeffy: Oooooo! This seems great! I can't wait to see the bottom!

He however sees that most of his episodes are in the "Worst Video" category.

Jeffy: WHAT THE?! WHY ARE MOST OF MY VIDEOS ON THE WORST VIDEO LIST?!

He scrolls to the end of the message.

Jeffy: WHY THAT NO GOOD FOR NOTHING DIRTY ADMIN!! HOW DARE HE?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO PEOPLE LIKE HIM TO GET MYSELF ON THE WORST VIDEOS LIST?! OOOOOOO I WILL FIX HIM! But wait, how do I do that?

He then remembers a dark web website he went to in Jeffy's Dilemma!.

Jeffy: Hmmmmm... if there is scammers, there must be a hacker... I am gonna find me one! And I will DESTROY THE SML WIKI AWARDS!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

He goes to the dark web website.

Jeffy: Woo. I haven't been here for a month or so... let's start the search!

He goes around and scrolls.

Mario: Jeffy!

Jeffy: Yes daddy?

Mario: Are you hungry or anything?

Jeffy: No. I am just searching on the SML Wiki.

Mario: Alright Jeffy. Call me if you need anything.

Jeffy: Alright daddy!

He goes back to scroll around the website.

Jeffy: Ah ha! Here it is!

It shows a advertisement that says: "Do you need to dox someone? Do you want to get rid of a website? Do you want to cause mischief? Do you want to hack credit cards and get free money? Call 1-888-111-555-Hackers Unite now for 5 dollars only!"

Jeffy: Oh boy! A phone number! I guess I will dial that now!

He dials 1-888-111-555-Hackers Unite into his cellphone.

Jeffy: (Hums while waiting)

The Hacker answers the phone

Hacker: Yello.

Jeffy: Good morning, would you like to help me out on a situation I am having?

Hacker: Yesss. Just 5 dollars for it!

Jeffy: Come to my house!

Hacker: Sure thing? Address?

Jeffy: Ok!

(CENSORED DIALOGUE)

Jeffy: Got it?

Hacker: Yep! Coming over in 5 minutes.

5 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Jeffy: Must be him!

He runs to the front door and answers it to a green-black suited hacker with a white mask.

Hacker: You called?

Jeffy: Yes I did! Come upstairs now!

Hacker: Ok.

They go upstairs and go to Jeffy's room.

Hacker: So, what do you need? A doxxing? Credit cards?

Jeffy: Well, this...

He points at the SML Wiki Awards 2018.

Hacker: Well, what do you want with it?

Jeffy: Pardon me but what is your name?

Hacker: Call Joe Bow.

Jeffy: Ok Joe! So, I need you to help me destroy the SML Wiki Awards 2018. They put most of my videos into the "Worst Video" list!

Joe: Glad to do so. This may take 15-25 minutes though.

Jeffy: Ok!

He goes outside and locks the door.

Jeffy: While he is doing that. I am gonna go to daddy!

He goes to the couch where Mario is sitting at.

Jeffy: Hey daddy, I am ready to eat.

Mario: What would you like?

Jeffy: Eggs and bacon.

Mario: Huh, wanting something new?

Jeffy: Yep!

Mario: Ok then, let's go downstairs.

They go downstairs and it cuts to Joe hacking the systems on the SML Wiki Awards 2018.

Joe: Hmmm... I have an idea! I will make the site go defunct! Hopefully that does it!

15-25 minutes later...

Joe: Alright, all done now!

Jeffy is seen knocking on the door.

Joe opens the door.

Jeffy: All done?

Joe: Yesss.

Jeffy: Oh boy! Can I see?

Joe: Yep.

He goes inside to see the website defunct and no longer available.

Joe: How does it look?

Jeffy: Amazing!! Now they won't vote anymore!

Joe: Alright, guess I will see you later.

Jeffy: Bye!

Joe leaves as Jeffy celebrates in his room.

Later...

Rh390110478 is seen going on the SML Wiki.

Rh390110478: The SML Wiki Awards 2018! I can't wait to vote!

He goes to the website but it seen as defunct.

Rh390110478: What? How did that happen?

More users such as Yogurt&Cheese, 23jcrosby15, ArthurFistMeme, Gummy Cow! and many others are seen going to the website but seeing it as defunct.

Endlesspossibilities 2006: What is going on?!

CuldeeFell13: What happened to the website?

MarioFan2009: Why can't I vote?!

Trikkiboy: Everyone calm down! We will get to the bottom of this fast!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ok...

TheShinyLucarioMaster: Please hurry though! I wanna vote!

TheSquarePancakes: Me too!

Trikkiboy: I promise that this will take a little while...

1 hour later...

Trikkiboy: Umm hmmm... it seems as if somebody hacked the website...

2epicworlds: Whaaaaaatt??

Agonzo7988: Sorry guys, we don't know if we can continue the awards...

Trikkiboy: Ye-- What, the hacker left his address leaked on the website's tab bar??

Agonzo7988: What?

Trikkiboy: It is true... look at this...

Everybody sees this.

MarioFan2009: Should we call the police?

Yogurt&Cheese: I guess so.

Ast126: I am already on my phone.

KAPfan9876: Ok.

Mikelord56: Hopefully we can trace who did it...

OcelotGuys224: Yeah...

The news comes on at Mario's house.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! The SML Wiki Awards 2018 where hacked today and the admins are trying to figure out who did it. Stay tuned for further updates.

Mario: What? The Awards got hacked?

Joe is seen at his home hacking information online.

Suddenly, sirens are heard.

Officer 1: Alright Joe, your time is up! Come out of there right now!

Joe: Wait a minute, what the hell?!

It cuts back to Jeffy celebrating in his room.

Jeffy: The Wiki Awards are goone! The Wiki Awards are gooone!

Suddenly, he sees the website go back to normal.

Jeffy: Wait, what?!

He then goes to the home page to see a article about a hacker being arrested for doxxing people and shutting down multiple websites along with stolen money and credit card information.

Jeffy: He got arrested?!

He goes downstairs and sees him being hand cuffed and arrested.

Jeffy: Oh shit... well. I guess there is only one way out...

He pulls a gun to his head.

Jeffy: Goodbye cruel world...

It irises out and a gunshot is heard.

The iris out opens up and shows Jeffy ducking his head.

Jeffy: Heh! I missed!

It then shows Bowser Junior all black and grey.

Bowser Junior: What was that for Jeffy?!

Jeffy looks at the audience with a shocked face as it irises out on him again.





WARNING: This story may have some slap-stick violence.

It starts off with a cat tap dancing his four limbs (both hands and legs) on a fence.

It shows him going through a backyard near a dog's house that reads "WILLOUGHBY".

He passes by and eyes are seen from the dog house.

Willoughby comes out of his hole junpscaring him and chasing him.

Barking and meowing is heard for 5 seconds until the cat jumps over a fence and Willoughby gets hit in the face.

He is seen in the trash with a red bird on his right foot.

Bird: Gee willchus! You almost got him tonight!

Willoughby: Uhhhh gee willchus! I almost get him every night.

The cat is seen peeking through the hole smiling.

Cat: 🎵 Ohhhhhhhh, I love the girls and girls love me, my fatal charms make them fall in my arms, I'm a gorgeous hunk of man! I know I got a rip, for being kinda hep for the latest for the latest step of within dancin! 🎵

He then sees a white female cat passing by.

The male cat is seen gasping for air.

Cat: Ah my darling, a cup of coffee, a sandwich and you. Ahhh you are the flower of my heart, sweet and line!

The white cat's shoulder is seen as ice.

Cat: Brrrrr!

Suddenly, he gets hit in the head with a brick.

Cat: Hey who that?! Come on out and fight like a man! Put up your dukes!

He then sees the brick with a letter on it.

Cat: What's this?

He reads the note that seems to be from a female cat.

Cat: Huh, a letter from a girl named Ronda! She wants to go on a date! Good thing I am ready!

He is seen fixing his red bow-tie and grabbing some pink flowers.

He goes behind the fence but however, he was tricked and Willoughby was hiding behind there the whole time.

The chase then continues through a road and near Sunny Funny's house.

Willoughby is seen trying to find the cat while the cat is seen on a large flower pot on top of him looking out for him.

At one point Willoughby looks up and sees the cat but the pot falls on his head covering him with dirt.

Four flowers are seen. One indicating the cat the other being Willoughby.

The Cat's flower's looks at this and runs away while Willoughby is dizzy unable to get up.

It cuts to the cat continuing to tap dance until he hears a "Yoo Hoo!".

He looks up and sees a white cat. However, at the behind of the fence is actually Willoughby using a hand puppet to trick him.

The cat is seen excited and goes quickly to the white cat. (puppet)

He gets kissed by the puppet and he goes crazy and slithers down the stairs like liquid.

Cat: WWWWWOOOW!!

He goes back up again to the puppet.

Cat: Your the girl of my dreams! Your just the way how I pictured ya!

His hand however pokes Willoughby's nose and the cat looks at the audience stumped.

Cat: Well, something new has been added!

He gets kissed by the puppet again and slithers like liquid down the stairs again.

He is seen on the ground reaching for the girl but grabs Willoughby's head instead and kisses it without noticing.

He notices this and spits multiple times on the floor.

The Cat sees Willoughby and then runs off.

The chase continues but it briefly stops for a few seconds.

Cat: Hey! Are you following me?

Willoughby: Yea-- Yeah Yeah! That's what I am doing! Yeah!

Cat: Oh.

The chase continues again and the cat is seen running through a series of fences, backyards, etc.

He tries to hide in a barrel but Willoughby was waiting for him in there.

He runs out of the barrel and hides behind a door.

Willoughby comes running but he smacks the door shut on him.

He is seen attempting to run and open the door but he gets hit in the head by the cat with a pan.

Cat: Yoo Hoo!

Willoughby sees him and the chases goes rapid as they go up all the way on a building to a cloth attacher.

The cat is seen going safely but Willoughby gets tangled up.

He then gets untangled and falls into some baby clothes.

Willoughby sees this and starts crying like a baby!

Back to the cat, he is seen holding the puppet Willoughby used as bait and kissing it.

The bird apthat appeared early looks at this.

Bird: Gee willchus that ain't a real girl!

Cat: Well, I can dreaaam can't I?

He continues kissing the puppet as it irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have some scary scenes and violence.

It starts off downtown as Jeffy is seen riding his bicycle while humming.

Jeffy: Oh boy, what a night to have some fun riding my bicycle!

He then stops to a alarm to see a old store near by.

Jeffy: What is that?

He goes closer and sees a sign that says: "Bingo's Toy Store!"

Jeffy: A toy store! Oh boy! Good thing I have some of my lunch money with me! I can't wait to by some toys!

He goes inside the store and there is nothing but awkward silence.

Jeffy: Hello, anyone?

He goes in a little closer and door shuts close.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!

He runs into the store and bumps into some old toys.

Jeffy is seen with stars around his head but snaps out.

Jeffy: Wow, this place sure looks old... where are the toys?

He is seen looking around for toys.

However, behind him the toys are glowing red eyes and are alive for some reason.

They get up and see Jeffy.

Toy 1: Guys, we got a new victim. What shall we do with him?

Toy 5: A instant death? A slow death?

Toy 1: Let's try both!

Toy 2: Ok boss. Can't wait!

Jeffy is seen going around looking for anyone to help him.

Jeffy: Hello? Anyone? Hellooooooo??

A possessed toy is seen on top of the shelf.

Jeffy is unaware that the toy is holding a axe to kill him with.

The toy strikes but Jeffy goes on.

Jeffy: There must be someone around here...

The toy looks at him with anger and humiliation.

Jeffy: Anybody! Where the fuck is the service?!

Some more toys are seen on a shelf behind Jeffy.

Toy 1: Ok guys, we need to get this straight. We need to aim for the body or the head. Got it?

Toy 3: Will do!

Toy 6: Yep!

They are seen going around with a boulder marking Jeffy's head.

Toy 4: Umm hmm... umm hmm... yes... alright guys.

Toy 2: Ok.

Toy 4: LET HER RIP!

He releases the boulder and it hits the wall instead because Jeffy found something on the ground and ducked unnoticed.

Jeffy: Huh, must have been mice or something...

Toy 4: You fucking idiots! You let him get away!

Toy 5: Well sorryyy...

Toy 3: We are trying...

Toy 4: Ugh! Forget this, next plan!

He whispers in everybody's ears in a circle.

It cuts to Jeffy looking around for toys.

Jeffy: Wow, these are some good things! I wish I'd take all of them.

Toy 1: Alright dukes, got the stuff set?

The others are seen holding dynamite.

Everyone: Yes sir!

Toy 1: Alright, throw it now!

They drop a load of dynamite and it misses Jeffy and explodes the other toys instead.

Toy 1: Oh rebels... we are never gonna get him like this...

Toy 5: Time for a plan d then...

Toy 1: What do you have in mind?

Toy 5 whispers into everyone's ears.

It cuts to the scene where Jeffy is taking some toys.

Jeffy: This looks good enough. Guess I will just need to find the manager now...

The toys are seen holding sharp objects.

Toy 1: Alright everyone.

Toy 4: When we tell you to go, go! Alright?

Everyone: Got it!

Toy 4: 3,2,1... OK! GO!

They drop the knives, nails, and other sharp objects but miss.

One of the objects come back and stab Toy 4 in the face killing him.

Toy 2: OH SHIT!

Toy 3: Toy 4!! Nooooooo!

Toy 1: Damnit guys! He is dead because of you!

Toy 6: Because of us?! BECAUSE OF US?!

Toy 5: This was your idea! Not ours!

Toy 2: Yeah you lying sack of shit!

Toy 1: Damnit! You know what, we can go without him.

Toy 2: (Sigh) fine...

Toy 1: The blood is on our hands. We gotta kill that kid!

Jeffy: Where is the damn management in this store?! What is this place without management?! You know what, I will just drop some money here and hopefully somebody can pick it up...

Toy 3: He is leaving guys!

Toy 6: Bomb him!

They are seen dropping a ton of dynamite and explosives into the store.

Jeffy is seen walking out of the store.

Toy 1: Ignite the line! Now!

Toy 5 ignites the line of the dynamite.

Jeffy is seen outside of the store as a loud explosion occurs.

He looks back and gets terrified.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHH!! MY MONEY IS A BOMB!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!

He runs away with his toys as the fire on the store intensifies.

Jeffy is seen running home and opens a door but drops a toy.

He then opens the door the pick up the toy and closes it again.

Jeffy puts a sign on the door saying "DO NOT DISTURB" as it irises out on the sign.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may contain swearing.

It starts off with showing Sunny Funny's house.

It closes in to show a dog's house with the name: "George PP Dog".

A grey dog is seen coming out of the dog house with a bone in his mouth.

The dog finds a garden (Sunny Funny's) digs up some of the soil, puts the bone inside and puts the soil back on it.

George PP Dog is seen going back to his dog house and goes back to sleep.

Sunny Funny is seen coming out side with her garden equipment.

Sunny Funny: What a nice and lovely day to harvest some crops!

She is seen planting in seeds while humming.

However, she sees a white object in the soil.

Sunny Funny: Hmm. What is this stuff?

She pulls it out and it reveals to be a bone.

Sunny Funny: What? Why is there a bone in my garden? Who put this in here?

She sees a dog house near by her house only a few miles away.

Sunny Funny: I have heard that dogs love bones. Sooooo... I'm gonna go check this out.

She goes to the dog house and knocks on the wall.

George PP Dog comes out of the hole.

George PP Dog: Yes?

Sunny Funny: Pardon me but I think this belongs to you? (She shows him the bone) You might wanna take it somewhere else instead of my garden.

George PP Dog: Ahh. My bone! Thanks! And sure thing!

Sunny Funny: Sure thing!

She walks off as George PP Dog is seen carrying the bone in his mouth.

He then pauses in alert.

George PP Dog: Heeyy! Wait a darn minute!

He looks back at Sunny Funny's garden.

George PP Dog: Her garden she says. I'll show her!

It goes to the next scene where Sunny Funny I see seen humming while planting the seeds of crops.

George PP Dog is seen sneaking the bone into the soil of the garden.

He then goes back but this time he is seen on the grass sitting with his arms crossed.

Sunny Funny then finds the bone again.

Sunny Funny: I think he didn't get the message. Oh well, I guess I can tell him again!

She finds George on the grass just waiting for her with a angered expression.

Sunny Funny: I think I have told you this but can you please ta---

George PP Dog growls at her with anger.

Sunny Funny: Uh oh...

She runs off and George PP starts chasing her.

A small chase is seen before Sunny quickly slams her house's door shut on George PP Dog.

George PP Dog: That sorry flower better not come here again!

He walks off angered and goes back to his dog house.

Sunny Funny: Dang, that dog must not be having it today... how will I harvest my crops when that lunatic of a animal is going to hide a bone in my garden and yet not go somewhere else? Hmmm...

She thinks for a moment and gets a idea.

Sunny Funny: I got it!

It cuts back to George PP Dog in his house sleeping.

Sunny Funny is seen with a wooden paddle in her hand.

Sunny Funny: I have seen this in a cartoon once!

She grabs George PP Dog's tail and whacks him in the rear end multiple times.

Sunny Funny quickly zips behind his dog house as George PP Dog is seen outside confused.

George PP Dog: Who is there?! What happened? Huh, I must have been dreaming or something...

He gets back inside his dog house while Sunny Funny is seen putting a large nail and some rope around the nail.

She is seen putting the rope around George's body.

Then, she goes sneakily back to the front, grabs a hose and puts it near George's house.

Sunny Funny: Heh heh!

She turns on the hose and George's house gets all soaked up with water.

George PP Dog: HEY!! WHAT THE HELL?! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!

Sunny Funny: Ok, if that is how he wants it.

She turns off the hose.

George PP Dog comes out and sees Sunny Funny.

George PP Dog: WHY YOU DIRTY NO GOOD FOR NOTHING...

He then starts to chase Sunny but she runs around in a circle tangling up George's body.

George PP Dog: HEY!! Since when did I have a leash?!

Sunny Funny: Just now! (She grabs the hose, turns it on and sprays the water in George's face) (Laughs and walks off)

George PP Dog: OOOOOOOOOO THAT FLOWER!!

He grabs a pair of scissors and cuts the rope.

He whistles behind Sunny and she sees him.

Sunny Funny: YIPE!

She runs off and the chase starts again.

She hides in a tree hole.

George PP Dog: COME OUT OF THERE YOU MEDDLING FLOWER!!

Sunny Funny: I'm sorry but I can't!

George PP Dog: Very well then. I will force ya out!

He grabs the hose that Sunny sprayed him with and puts it in the hole of the tree.

George PP Dog turns on the hose and the tree starts filling up.

George PP Dog: Muhahahahahaha!

Sunny Funny however is seen right behind him.

Sunny Funny: Hey, what do you got in there?

George PP Dog looks behind him and sees her while she walks off with her hands behind her back.

George PP Dog: WHY YOU DIRTY!!

He is about to chase her but then sees the tree right behind him clogged up with water.

George PP Dog: Oh shit!!

He turns off the hose but it is too late. The tree explodes and water bursts all over the scene.

George PP Dog is seen all soaked up.

He shakes himself off and it cuts to the next scene.

George PP Dog is seen banging hardly on Sunny Funny's door.

George PP Dog: Open up. OPEN UP I SAY! OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!!

Sunny Funny is seen behind the door smiling.

George PP Dog is seen about to charge at the door.

Sunny Funny sees through the doorhole.

Sunny Funny: Right on time!

George PP Dog charges at the door and Sunny opens it.

Without noticing, George PP Dog is inside Sunny Funny's house and crashes into multiple objects.

He is seen injured in the floor with stars on his head.

Sunny Funny is seen grabbing George and kicks him out of the house.

George PP fed up with her antics finally thinks of a way to get her.

George PP Dog: I got the perfect idea!

He is seen coming back with some circle-like tunnel elements, crashes them through the door and builts it all the way inside.

Sunny Funny however is seen with a wrench at the back of the house twisting it with the wrench and making it take a U-Turn back to George's PP Dog.

George is then seen throwing in a bunch of dynamite and other explosives into the tunnel.

Sunny is seen acting normal while noises are heard in the tunnel.

George is unaware of the doing that Sunny Funny did, ignites a match and puts it into the tunnel.

The match comes all the way back to ignite the bombs that are behind George PP.

He looks behind him and gets shocked at this.

A massive explosion is heard and the ground explodes.

George PP Dog is seen even darker grey, all tired and dizzy.

He goes to his dog house, grabs his bags and puts a sign on the house saying: "FOR SALE".

He walks off from the premises and away from Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny: Well, that is one bad dog to lessly worry about!

She goes back to her house and closes the door as it irises out.





WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off with Jeffy sleeping in his bed.

Mario: Jeffy wake up! It's time for school.

He wakes and it shows a pinkish pimple on his face

Jeffy: Ugh! Fine daddy!

He gets out of bed.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, it is time to get ready for school.

Jeffy: Daddy, everyday it's the same thing! Why can't I ever take a day off?!

Mario: Jeffy, you need to be educated for a job in your future. Now please stop complaining and get in the car.

Jeffy: Fine daddy!

Mario is clearly unaware of Jeffy's pimple.

It cuts to the "Y U DUMB?" elementary school.

Mario: Alright Jeffy we are here.

Jeffy: Alright daddy, I guess I will see you after school.

Mario: And Jeffy, make sure you don't forget about your lunch money ok?

Jeffy: Yes daddy.

He gets out of the car and the school bell is heard.

Jackie Chu: Alright crass, today we will be reaning about puberty. Puberty is a thing in your balls and it causes erfects like growth, testicle growth, pimple face, voice change, blah blah blah. We will be doing an biiiiiig assignment on puberty. If you fail, you fail all of 3rd grade and you'll have to restart over!

Bowser Junior: Fail 3rd grade?!

Cody: I think I might pass this one!

Joseph: Hopefully me too dude...

Bowser Junior: I know. Hey Jeff--

Bowser Junior then looks at Jeffy and notices his pimple.

Bowser Junior: Wooaah! Guys! Jeffy's got a zit!

Cody: What?! Really? He must be hitting puberty!

Joseph: I think you mean a pimple dude.

Jeffy: What seems to be all the fuzz?

Bowser Junior: Jeffy! I think you are hitting puberty! (Laughs) You have a pimple face!

Jeffy: What is so damn funny about that?

Bully Bill: Ha! Nerd has a pimple on his face!

Jeffy: I can still beat your ass! Come here you bitch!

Bully Bill: Oh fuck... here we go again!

A fight starts at the back and Jackie Chu notices this.

Jackie Chu: GOD DAMNIT!!! WHY U ALWAYS FIGHT!! STOP FIGHTING NOW!!

It cuts back to Mario on the couch as Jeffy comes in.

Mario: Hey Jeffy how was school.

Jeffy: I got suspended yet again because I beat up the bully douche'

Mario: AGAIN JEFFY?! WHY?! Why must you do these things?!

Jeffy: I had to give him a knuckle sandwich for making fun of my pimple!

Mario: Wait, a what?

Jeffy: My pimple!

Mario: A pimple?? Jeffy you must be hitting puberty!

Jeffy: I am??

Mario: Yeah but, does that pimple hurt you or anything?

Jeffy: I don't think so.

Mario: Ok then. But you are still grounded for being suspended Jeffy!

Jeffy: Damnit daddy! Why?!

Mario: You should just stop fighting just for once in your life Jeffy!

Jeffy: Fine daddy!

He lies on the couch and screams in pain.

Mario: What's wrong Jeffy?!

Jeffy: OUCH!! MY PIMPLE HURTS DADDY!

Mario: Well Jeffy you might as well have to deal with it because I don't know if I should call a doctor or not. Just go outside and have fun I guess...

Jeffy: (Sigh) Fine daddy... hopefully my day gets better.

Mario: (Sigh)

It cuts to Jeffy outside while moaning in pain.

Jeffy: Ahhhh... my pimple hurts! I wish I can...

He presses his pimple only for it to disturb him more.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHH FUCK!! Ughhhh! I gotta get rid of this pimple somehow!!

Buckaroo is seen walking past by whistling until he notices Jeffy.

Buckaroo: Hey kid, what seems to be your dilemma?

Jeffy: We already did a Dilemma episode already Fuckaroo.

Buckaroo: That's Buckaroo to you. Anyways, what is your problem?

Jeffy: I have a pimple on my face that keeps on bothering me! I want to get rid of it but it hurts!

Buckaroo: Huh, luckily for us horse humanoids our puberty is different. We don't have pimples on our faces.

Jeffy: Do you think you can get rid of mine somehow?

Buckaroo: Sure! Just come to Sunny Funny's house and I might help you.

Jeffy: Ok...

It cuts to Buckaroo knocking on Sunny Funny's door.

Sunny Funny answers the door.

Sunny Funny: Hey Buckaroo! How's it going?

Buckaroo: I just found this kid on the street. He needs help with a pimple on his face.

Sunny Funny: Sure! Just come on in!

It shows them inside the house.

Buckaroo: I ain't a professional on pimples but, I will try to remove it with all my perspectives.

Jeffy: Alright, what ever you say Buck-aroo.

Buckaroo is seen going to the kitchen to grab some material.

Buckaroo: Let's see... a knife, possibly a wrench, oooooo! Scissors! And uhhh... maybe some of this...

It goes to Buckaroo with a lot of sharp and dangerous elements.

Jeffy is seen with a scared shocked face.

Buckaroo: Alright kid. I think I might have to material for this. Hopefully this works out.

Jeffy: O--O-Ok then...

Buckaroo grabs a wrench.

Buckaroo: Hold still...

He starts twisting the pimple with it.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHH SHIT!! OH LORD HELP! IT HURTS!! THE PAIN!! THE PAAIINNNNN!!!

Buckaroo: Nope, that did not work...

Jeffy is seen with a little bigger pimple.

Buckaroo: Oof... that's gotta hurt. Anyways, I have some scissors. These might work.

Jeffy: Oh no...

He starts it cut up the pimple but it causes it the swell up more.

Jeffy: Ahhhhhh God... it hurts!

Buckaroo: Hold still! Maybe the can opener might work!

15 minutes of multiple attempts later...

Buckaroo: Well, I did all I can...

Jeffy is seen with a horrifically big pimple on his cheek with brown, slimish green, yellow and black ooze coming out.

Buckaroo: That is the worst puberty case I have ever seen...

Jeffy: Somebody heellllp!!

Buckaroo: Shit! I forgot about the knife! Hold this.

Jeffy: No... no...

He stabs the pimple but it does not effect.

Jeffy: AHHHHH HAHA!! MY GOODNESS IT HURTS!!

Sunny Funny then comes in.

Sunny Funny: HOLY LORD!! (Feels like throwing up as she is seen with a green face) Buckaroo! What happened?!

Buckaroo: I attempted multiple times to remove the poor kid's pest but it did not work...

Sunny Funny: Oh my God!! It is horrendous! I think I need holy water!

Buckaroo: Can you please help out over here?

Sunny Funny: I don't know...

She scaredly comes near the large swollen pimple with massive disgust.

Sunny Funny: Oh goodness!

Jeffy: It hurts awfully!

Buckaroo: Is there a way to get him out of this awful situation?

Sunny Funny: Hang on... there is a small object stuck in here. (She pulls the object out) Huh, must have been no--

Suddenly, the pimple explodes and Jeffy screams and agony.

The next scene is seen with Jeffy, Buckaroo and Sunny Funny covered in ooze.

Sunny Funny: EWWWWWW!! I NEED TO TAKE A BATH RIGHT NOW!!

She rushes to the bathroom and closes the door.

Jeffy: Owwwww... what happened?

Buckaroo: Your pimps gone.

Jeffy: Really?? It is?

Buckaroo: Yes it is. All thanks to that flower girl.

Jeffy: Thanks mister!

Buckaroo: You should be thanking the flower. Not me. I am not a professional person.

Jeffy: Well, whatever! At least my pimple is gone!

Buckaroo: Come back anytime if you need anything.

Jeffy: Will do!

Jeffy walks happily out of the house.

Buckaroo is seen covered with dark yellowish ooze as he puts some on his finger and licks it (Yuck!)

Buckaroo: Hmmmmm... this is some good stuff alright!

It irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off with a normal set with Buckaroo sitting on a log thinking.

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Comedy... love... freedom... FAH! Degrading! Being a star in stories! Poochy! (He check from his pockets and sees only rifles and other dangerous material) Being a former villain... how humiliating! Being the stooge for 5 Guys and a villain who tried to kill Mario... I don't know how to spend Valentine's Day all alone. Yet nobody would help me except this book. (He pulls out a book that says; "How To Earn Love And Respect".) More degrading! (He throws the book away)

He is seen walking by people who are already having a date in Valentine's Day hence the people Mario X Rosalina, Toad X Toadette, (Toad is seen angered) etc etc etc.

Willoughby the dog is seen with a red fox.

Buckaroo: (Sigh)

He walks away from the scene.

A few hours pass by and the weather gets all stormy and rainy.

Buckaroo is seen at Sunny Funny's house still thinking.

Sunny Funny: How are you doing?

Buckaroo: Good, just trying to think what to do.

Sunny Funny: If you need anything, call me.

Buckaroo: Will do.

He suddenly remembers the 5 Guys.

Buckaroo: I've got it! I am gonna go see if they have their grave in the graveyard.

He is seen with zip running out of Sunny Funny's house.

She comes back and notices Buckaroo is gone.

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo?

It cuts to the graveyard with a terrible stormy rain.

Buckaroo is seen walking with reddish tint in his eyes.

Buckaroo: I will ask for help from them even if it is the last thing I do. (He pulls out a 1Up)

He is seen looking around for the 5 Guys' graveyard and finally finds it.

Buckaroo: Bingo...

He drops in the 1Up into the grave.

Suddenly a thunder lightning pushes Buckaroo back as it hits the 5 Guys' grave.

More storms hit the grave as the 5 Guys are revived.

Buckaroo: Welcome back...

All of the 5 Guys lift their heads up except for one.

Guy 4: Guy 1? You alright?

Guy 1 then puts his head up shows red tint in his eyes.

Guy 1: Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Buckaroo: Welcome back. I've missed you.

Guy 5: We missed you too Buckaroo.

Guy 3: I SWEAR GUY 5!! STOP HANGING UPSIDE DOWN!!

Guy 5: Geez! Sorry!

He falls on the ground.

Guy 1: Ready to get revenge on the town Buckaroo?

Buckaroo: (Sigh) No...

Guy 1: What?? Why?

Buckaroo: I must confess...

Guy 2: With what buddy?

Buckaroo: I gave up on being a villain.

Guy 4: Why though?

Buckaroo: I realize that the world did not kill my family. It was the Big Bad General...

Guy 1: Whom?

Buckaroo: He killed my family and my orphanage helpers.

Guy 3: So that is the reason why you've retired from your occupation from being bad?

Guy 5: Well that is embarrassing...

Guy 4: We must still thank you for your contribution of reviving us.

Guy 1: Now... we can destroy the world!!

Buckaroo: No.

Guy 1: What?

Buckaroo: I revived you because I want you to help me find love in life.

Guy 2: Ewwww...

Guy 3 makes a disgusted face.

Guy 1: Why would we wanna do that? What is the point of having a girl when they want TALL men?

Guy 5: Ease up on yourself Buckeroo! You don't know how love feels after!

Buckaroo: It is Buckaroo. Not Buckeroo.

Guy 5: Sorry.

Guy 4: And if we help you, what will we get in return? OTHER than destroying the world for revenge?

Buckaroo pulls up a sack of cash.

Guy 1: It is a deal...

It cuts to black and it shows Sunny Funny's house.

Buckaroo and the 5 Guys are seen in the rain opening the front and getting in.

Buckaroo: Alright, here is the place...

Guy 2: Who is it you think you might be in love it?

Guy 4: Yeah, be a little bit more specific.

Buckaroo: I will tell you later.

He turns on a light.

Guy 1: Hmmmmm... this place looks good for vandalism!

Guy 5: Yeah!!

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo is that you?

Buckaroo (In A Whispering Voice): Shit guys!! Hide! Hide now! Run like the wind damnit!

Guy 1 (In A Whispering Voice): Ok!!

They all hide and zip-run away.

Buckaroo is seen spinning from the zip as Sunny Funny comes downstairs.

Sunny Funny: Woah! I never you knew you learned ballerina dancing!

Buckaroo then puts his hands on his head to make himself stop.

Guy 1 peeks and is seen with a very shocked and disgusted face.

Buckaroo: That... that was not a (Throws up on the floor)

All the other guys peek as well while Guy 4's jaw drops.

Sunny Funny: Ewwww! You are picking that up!

Buckaroo: Damnit!

She walks into the kitchen.

Buckaroo then sneakily walks away.

The 5 Guys follow him from behind.

As they go into a quite spot, Guy 1 is seen with a angered expression.

Guy 1: THAT?! YOU WANT TO DATE THAT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?! ARE YOU MENTAL OR WHAT?!

Buckaroo: Look Guys calm down. I have known her for 2-3 weeks now!

Guy 4: You must be insane to think you would date a flower!

Guy 5: Gosh, ain't love just something special?

Guy 1 slaps Guy 5 in the face.

Guy 5: Heeyyy! What was that for?!

Guy 1: NEVERMIND! We gotta hel--- (Feels like throwing up as he is seen with a green face) (Sigh) We gotta help our friend earn a flower's heart... oh God I feel super sick...

Guy 3: Me too...

Buckaroo: But how will we do that? She knows you're villains as MarioFan2009 told her that.

Guy 1: THAT MARIOFANFUCK2009 DID WHAT?!

Guy 5: I wanna kill him!

Guy 1: NOW HE MADE OUR PLAN EVEN DIFFICULT SINCE YOU SAID THAT!! I DON'T WANNA BE SEEN BY THAT FLOWER BITCH ANYMORE!!

Sunny Funny is seen eating dirt and she pauses and hears all the fuzzing.

Sunny Funny: What could Buckaroo possibly be doing?

She walks out of the kitchen to see Buckaroo.

Guy 1: I swear! I wanna snap MarioFan2009's neck and throw it into a pit of fire!

Guy 2: I wanna just grab him and punch him in the face!!

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo?

5 Guys: OH SHIT!

They all zip and Buckaroo falls on the ground.

Buckaroo: Damnit! Not again!

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo you are acting weird today. You are not usually like this...

She picks him up and straightens him.

Sunny Funny: What's going on.

Buckaroo: I don't know...

Sunny Funny: Is there anything I can do to help?

Buckaroo: Yeah... go--- Please go get me a cider and check my rifles to see if they've been jammed or not...

Sunny Funny: I thought you weren't going to dr-- forget it. I will be right back.

She leaves the living room and goes upstairs to find Buckaroo's weapons.

The 5 Guys then come out from their hiding spots again.

Guy 4: Come on pal! Straight yourself up!

Guy 1: I've got a little plan. You guys got any blue prints I can sketch with?

Guy 3 pulls out a blue piece of paper.

Guy 1: (Sigh) This will have to do...

Guy 2: We will be right back Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Alright.

The 5 Guys leave to sketch the prints.

Buckaroo: While they are gone. I will be waiting for my drink!

He goes on the table trying to act normal and waits.

Sunny Funny is seen coming downstairs with a glass full of cider.

Sunny Funny: Here you go. And one of your rifles had a bullet stuck. I fixed it though.

Buckaroo: Thanks!

Sunny Funny: Anytime!

She leaves the room and goes back to the kitchen.

Buckaroo fastly drinks up the cider and gets drunk.

Buckaroo: 🎵 How (hiccup) dry I aammm. Nobody knows, how dry I ammm! (hiccup) 🎵

The 5 Guys are seen coming back with a perfectly sketched bp.

Guy 1: Alright Buckaroo we have the blue pr---

He is seen with a shocked face as Buckaroo is drunk on cider.

Buckaroo: Hey (hiccup) fellas. What's the buzzing?

Guy 2: I swear, what has Buckaroo been doing ever since we have been deceased?

Guy 3: We where in hell while all of this has been happened!

Guy 4: If we where angels we could have seen what Buckaroo has been up to.

Guy 5: Can we stop talking about off-topic stuff and help our friend? He is drunk and needs out help now.

Guy 1: Here Buckaroo. (He hits him in the head with a bat as Buckaroo turns back to normal) Check this print out and see what you think.

Buckaroo: Hmmmm...

The print shows him to be a normal person and just ask her out. It also says try to be a little aware and not act nervous.

Guy 5: So, what do you think?!

Buckaroo: Looks good! But I need to get her a gift.

Guy 2: Well, umm...

Buckaroo: Oo! I remember! She likes to eat dirt!

Guy 3: She what?

Guy 4: Eats dirt?!

Buckaroo: I mean, she is a flower...

Guy 1: Kind of makes sense...

Guy 5 quickly zips outside and is back with brownish dirt.

Guy 5: I got some dirt from outside. It has some grass on it though.

Buckaroo: Now where do I put that dirt into?

Guy 1: Here. I have a little pink box and looks just like a present.

Buckaroo: Perfect! Now uh...

Guy 2: Ask her out. Don't be nervous. Just act like a normal person be aware bud.

Guy 3: We will be watching you.

Buckaroo: Ok... thank you for covering my back...

Guy 4: Anytime bud!

Guy 5: Now get a move on!

Buckaroo nervously goes to the kitchen.

Buckaroo: I can't do it... I can't do it... I ca-- Guy 1: GET IT MOVING!!

Buckaroo: Ok ok!!

He hides the present behind his back and goes to Sunny Funny.

Buckaroo clears his throat.

Sunny Funny: Yes Buckaroo? What do you need?

Buckaroo: Well... I must tell you that I... I...

Sunny Funny: Yes?? What is it you gotta say?

Buckaroo: I uhh...

He shows her the pink present with nervousness as well as being scared.

Sunny Funny: For me?!

Buckaroo: Ye-- Yes...

The 5 Guys are seen looking from behind.

Guy 3: You're doing good!

Guy 1: Don't break your chance! Go on!

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Will you--- Will you Ben my valentine?

Sunny Funny: Yes!! I would love to!

Guy 1: Oh thank God... now we can leave can we??

Guy 5: IDK... I wanna see this!

Guy 2: Me too... I really want to see how this goes...

Buckaroo: Really?

Sunny Funny: Yes!

Buckaroo: W-- Wow...

The screen cuts to Sunny Funny and Buckaroo sitting next to each other on chairs next to a table.

The Guys look at this.

Guy 5: Gosh... ain't love beautiful?

Guy 1: Get the FUCK out of this house if you are gonna keep on saying that!!

Guy 5 then hits Guy 1 on the head with a baseball bat.

Guy 1: Owww...

Guy 4: Well... I kind of feel embarrassed by looking at this...

Guy 3: I feel fucking humiliated!!

It irises on Guy 3.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with a radio announcing something as Mario is seen at the table with food.

Announcer: We will start off with a simple reducing excerise. Shall we have a go at it? Hmmm?

Mario nods his head up and down.

Announcer: Arms out. Chest in. Chin in. Ready? In up out down.

Mario is seen eating normally with potatoes and apple slices.

Announcer: In up out down, In up out down. 1, 2, 3, 4! In up out down.

The flower pot is seen moving with Mouse's legs.

Mario is unaware of this as the flower pot has a hole drilled through.

Mouse's hand is seen getting bread (unaware he grabs Mario's finger in the process as well) and puts butter on it.

He takes the sandwich into the hole and takes a bite.

Mario: YEOWWWWW!!

He pulls his finger out to see the Mouse on it.

Mario: You again! How many times must I tell you to stay away!

He attempts to kill the Mouse but he goes to his hole quickly.

Mario locks up the hole with boards.

Mario: Stupid rodent! Always ruining my day!

Announcer: STOP! This is a special news bulletin! Bluebeard the killer is at large! This man is considered VERY dangerous! Lock your doors and every single entrance you have!

Mario is seen scared and goes to his windows, entrances and doors and locks them up.

Mario: (Gasps for breath) That old Bluebeard can't scare me! (Giggles) Much...

He is seen going back to his table.

Mario: If he comes near I will kill him with my hammer!

Suddenly, a large shadow with a hat and beard is seen evilly laughing while holding a knife.

Mario: AHHHHHHH! BLUEBEARD!!!

He runs off while the shadowy figure follows him.

It goes down to show that it is just the Mouse in disguised and dressed up as Bluebeard.

Mouse: He don't know how really clever I am do he?

He continues on with his act.

Mario is seen cornered as the Mouse closes up on him.

Mouse: Muhahahahahaha!!

Mario: No, please. Anything but that Mr. Bluebeard! Anything but that! Would you like some food? I have some in my kitchen!

Mouse is seen with a smiling grin.

Mouse: Hmmmmm...

It then cuts to Mario serving the Mouse food nervously while Mouse is seen eating and enjoying food.

Mario: I hope he does not kill me.

Announcer: We interrupt your program for another special news bulletin. A sketch of the killer Bluebeard has arrived. It shows he is a tall man who is 6 feet and 11 inches high.

Mario: 6 feet and 11 inches high??

Announcer: Yes... 6 feet and 11 inches high.

Mario is seen with a angry smilish grin.

Mario: Hmmmm...

The Mouse is seen making a large sandwich for himself while Mario comes in with a ruler.

Mario: Ah ha. Enjoying your food rodent or I mean Mr. Bluebeard?

The Mouse comes close to his face.

Mouse: Muhahahahahahaha!

Mario: Go muhahahahahaha yourself!

The Mouse is a little surprised at this but does it again.

Mouse: Muhahahahahahaha!

Mario: No.

Mouse: No?

Mario: No...

The Mouse smiles and runs off hiding in a yellow teapot and closing the lid.

Mario: Why you no good for nothing rodent! Rat in Bluebeard's clothing! I will get your for this!

He smashes the pot with a butcher knife and it cracks into pieces.

Mario: Son of a bitch!

The table then bounces up and down.

Mario looks at the corner of the table and sees Blue beard on the floor.

Mario: Now I gotcha! You good for nothing rodent! Come out from there you...

Suddenly, a extra large rat with white and black eyes, a hat that looks like the one Buckaroo wears, sharp teeth and finger and feet nails, big hands and big feet, black shirt, blue hair, a black nose and a large Bluebeard is seen pulled out from under the table.

Mario: I know you are not Bluebeard you!

He sees the Mouse with Bluebeard's clothing while the Mouse is smiling.

Mario: I have a high IQ! I am much smarter and you cannot fool me! Because the real Bluebeard is---

He looks behind him and sees a large rat.

Mario: The real Bluebeard is... is... 6 feet and 11 inches...

His skin turns all white and his heart is seen beating hard and turns all crushy as he faints on the ground.

The next scene shows Mario all scared and tied up to a large rocket as Bluebeard lights a match and ignites the line ready to blow Mario to the orbit while going to the kitchen with a hungry face seeing steak.

He is seen about to eat a piece until he sees the mouse in their with his clothing eating some o food the steak as well.

Bluebeard: Who are you??

Mouse: I am your conscience!

Bluebeard: My conscience?

Mouse: Yeah! Everybody has a conscience.

Bluebeard: Well then what are you doing outside??

He grabs the Mouse and throws him into his mouth.

Mouse is seen escaping his mouth and runs off.

He sees tobasco sauce and puts it on him.

Bluebeard grabs him and eat him alive but then he blows out fire.

His tongue turns into stairs as Mouse comes out of his mouth happy.

He then runs into some bread and hides into it as Bluebeard slices it into toast.

Bluebeard checks the toasts and sees one move.

He slices the beard until it is so tiny (Almost into a atom) that it hides into a green teapot.

Bluebeard opens it gets hit in the face with a pie.

Mouse then hides into a glass of water while Bluebeard checks in it and gets hit in the face with pie again.

He hides into a flower pot.

Bluebeard checks it; gets hit in the face with pie!

The Mouse then hides back to the green teapot but this time, Bluebeard is seen wearing a fire professional metal plate with glass on the eyes.

He does not get in the face with pie. But when he takes the faceplate off for a few seconds. WHAM! Pie again!

Mouse then hides into a toaster and Bluebeard checks.

This time, Mouse escapes the toaster and turns it on forcing Bluebeard's beard into it.

His face turns into a toast when it pops out!

He shakes his head back to normal as the Mouse is seen hiding into his hole.

Bluebeard checks and what do you know? Pie-faced again!

It cuts back to Mario trying to put out the fire from the line of the rocket.

He breaks the line and blows on it chasing the fire to go away.

Bluebeard sees this and grabs him.

Mario: NO NO!! STOP! PLEASE!! HELP!!

Mouse is seen hearing the screaming and looks out from his hole.

Mouse is seen trying to ignore this because he knows how Mario has treated him for the past 2 months.

Mario: SOMEBODY! PLEASE NO!! HELP ME!! AHHHHHHHHH!

Mouse Feels a little worried but tries to still ignore it.

Then, when Mouse has had enough, he flips a coin and it lands on heads.

Mouse: Well, I gotta do it.

He is seen with a angered face.

It cuts back to Bluebeard sitting up a head-butcher as Mario is terrified.

Mario: No... no... anything but that! Please!!

Bluebeard puts a pillow next to where his head will fall.

Bluebeard: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Suddenly, Mouse is seen wearing a chef's hat ringing a bell.

He goes to the table as Bluebeard follows.

Mouse puts on a plate as Bluebeard takes off the lid to see potatoes. (However, they are just bombs)

Bluebeard: Hmmmmmm... pop overs!!

He eats up the potato-bombs.

His mouth is seen with smoke.

With rush, he goes to the sink to get a drink of water.

However, even he is about to drink, he explodes as smoke is seen all over the scene.

It cuts back to Mario eating food while looking to his right.

Announcer: In up out down, in up out down.

To Mario's right is Mouse also eating some food on a small table.

Announcer: In up out down!

Mouse is seen with a fat belly smiling as it irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have swearing.

NOTICE: If you haven't watched "Bowser Junior's Biggest Fear!" and "The Ouija Board", I suggest you watch those before reading this.

It starts off with Junior and his friends in the living room.

Bowser Junior: So guys, what do you wanna do today?

Cody: I don't know. You always ask us this question Junior.

Joseph: Yeah dude.

Bowser Junior: Well, I don't know. We always watched TV.

Cody: Junior, there is something I have always been wondering since 2016.

Bowser Junior: What is it Cody?

Cody: Remember when you had a fear of cotton balls?

Bowser Junior: Yeah, well I got over with it.

Cody: Oh...

Bowser then comes in.

Bowser: Hey Junior.

Bowser Junior: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He runs off from the living room.

Bowser: What's wrong with him?

Cody: Wait, what?

Joseph: Dude, what the heck?

It cuts to the kitchen.

It goes to the pantry with darkness assuming the light is off.

???: Alright, we came here for what we need.

??? 4: Let's yeet our way out of here.

??? 2: Yeah!

The pantry opens as Junior turns on the light and hides.

??? 3: WHAT THE?!

??? 6: Who's there?!

Bowser Junior: Alright, I'm safe from my dad... hopefully I don't have to--

He hears a floor squeak.

Bowser Junior: What the?

He looks down with a terrified face.

It goes down to show Gremlins. (1 yellow, 2 purple, 1 red, 2 black and 2 cyan blue)

Gremlin 5: Hello?

Bowser Junior: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

It cuts outside and shows the pantry's door is being constantly banged on.

Bowser Junior: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!! HELP SOMEBODY!!!!

Chef Pee Pee then comes in.

Chef Pee Pee: What is all that noise?!

He is about to open the door but then, the door falls on him as Junior runs with fear and panick.

Chef Pee Pee: Ahhhhh ha haaaa!! My face!

The Gremlins then come out.

Gremlin 7: Great job you guys! We fucked up!

Gremlin 8: Don't push it bud!

Gremlin 2: Now we gotta kill the buzzard for this...

It cuts to upstairs while Junior comes up running.

Joseph: Dude, what's wrong?

Cody: First you ran away from your dad, now what?

Bowser Junior: Tin-- Tiny--- Tiny--- TINY LITTLE MEN!!

Cody: What?

Joseph: Really dude??

Bowser Junior: YES!! Tiny little men! Colored, had sharp ears, where very small, TINY LITTLE MEN!!

Cody: There is no way this is possible Junior. I think you are making this up...

Bowser Junior: NO!! I am not lying Cody!

Joseph: Whatever dude, you are j--

Joseph suddenly gets dragged away.

Joseph: AHHHHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUDEEE!!

Bowser Junior: JOSEPH!!

Cody: What the hell?!

Joseph: HELP DUUDEES!!!

He is seen getting dragged out of the room as the door slams shut.

Cody: What the fuck happened?!

Bowser Junior: I think it is those little men!!

Cody: Calm down Junior. It could have been something else...

Bowser Junior: A DEMON?!

Gremlin 3: They might be in there boss.

Cody: I think I heard something...

???: Very well...

The door creeks open.

Bowser Junior: I think it is best to run...

Cody: Ok...

They run of as the door creeks open more.

As the door is fully open, white eyes are seen.

???: Hmmm...

The light turns on and a dark demonic figure is seen.

Demon: I must get revenge at those stubborn idiots for provoking me...

Gremlin 2: Alright boss.

The Demon walks into the room as Junior and Cody are seen hiding inside the couch.

Cody: I think we have been here before...

A dead body is seen.

Bowser Junior: What is that?!

Cody: I think it might be the homeless man we ate...

Bowser Junior: I am 10 Cody.

Cody: No Junior! We ATE the Guy.

Bowser Junior: Whatever Cody, we gotta figure out who got Joseph!

Cody: He was dragged unknownly!

Bowser Junior: Nobody was seen behind him! So it must be a demon!

Demon (Voice): Here little pigs...

Cody: Oh fuck... it must be a demon or something...

Bowser Junior: How do we get rid of it?!

Cody: I don't know Junior!

The Demon is seen roaming around looking for Cody and Junior.

It then sees Ken.

Demon: Hmmmmm...

A few minutes pass by...

Cody: Do you think he is gone?

Bowser Junior: I will check...

He puts his head up to see nothing.

Bowser Junior: Ummm... I think he is gone.

Cody: Really?

Bowser Junior: Yeah. I guess.

Cody then gets his head out of the couch.

Cody: Huh, he must be gone...

Ken: Hey Cody!

Cody: Ken? What is it Ken?

Bowser Junior: He can talk?!

Cody: I think...

Ken: Come here Cody boy!

Cody: Ok Ken!

Bowser Junior: Cody! Don't! It could be a trap!

Cody: Shut up Junior!

Ken: That's right.

Cody is seen making sexual noises towards Ken.

Suddenly, he gets dragged.

Cody: AHHHHH JUNIOR!! DAMNIT!!

Bowser Junior: CODY!!

Cody gets dragged underneath the couch as a loud neck snap is heard.

Bowser Junior: Cody!!

A Gremlin is seen behind Junior.

Gremlin 8: Muhahahahahahahahaha!

Bowser Junior: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Bowser Junior runs off downstairs while the Gremlin is seen menacely staring downstairs.

Bowser Junior: DAD!! CHEF PEE PEE! JOSEPH!! ANYBODY?!

He then sees blood on the ground.

Bowser Junior: Wha? What is that... is that blood??

He follows the path of blood and comes to a ouija board.

Bowser Junior: Wait, that thing looks familiar! It couldn't be...

He comes closer.

Bowser Junior: IT IS!! It is the O-ja board!

The Ouija Board is seen moving on it's own.

Bowser Junior: What is it spelling? I hope it is not die or deez nuts again...

It goes to D, O, N and T.

Bowser Junior: Dont? Don't? I think it spelled don't!

It then goes to Y, O and U.

Bowser Junior: You. Don't You. Don't You what?

It finally goes to a R, E, M, another E, another M, B, yet another E and a R.

Bowser Junior: Remember. Remember what?

Demon: BEHIND YOU.

Bowser Junior looks behind him.

Bowser Junior: AHHHHHHHHHH!! (He runs off again)

Demon: Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!

It cuts to Bowser Junior finding a safe spot.

Bowser Junior: Where is somebody when you need them?!

He sees Mario's shotgun on the ground.

Bowser Junior: Hmmmm...

The Demon and his Gremlins are seen looking around for Junior.

Demon: Where are you little pig?

Bowser Junior: Right here ni***r!

Demon: What did you call me?!

He shoots his Gremlins dead to the ground with the shotgun.

Demon: NOOOOO! What have you done you little bitch!

Bowser Junior then runs off again.

Demon: COME BACK HERE!!

Bowser Junior is seen stand on a open window.

Demon: It is your time to meet your end...

Bowser Junior: Oh no...

The Demon then lunges for Junior but he ducks as the Demon misses him.

Demon: Huh?

He looks down.

Demon: Oh shit...

The Demon falls to the ground and dies.

Bowser Junior: Phew... at least I got rid of him... hopefully I am safe now.

He goes back to his room sitting on the couch.

Bowser Junior: Awwww! All my friends are now gone! What am I going to do?

Cody and Joseph then appear again.

Cody And Joseph: Hey Junior!

Bowser Junior: Joseph?! Cody?! How did you survive?

Joseph: Oh, the Demon killed us.

Cody: But when he died, we came back in return.

Bowser Junior: Wha?! But... ummm...

Cody: Anyways Junior. Now what?

Bowser Junior: Ehh forget it. So guys, what do you wanna do today?

Cody: I don't know Junior.

It irises out on Cody.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have rude humour and swearing.

It starts off with a normal set with a neighbourhood.

It shows Azaz and AsphaltianOof walking down the street.

Azaz: Wow, Pensacola is soooooo amusing...

AsphaltianOof: Yeah right. Better than Texas.

Azaz: Hey, who's that?

It shows Buckaroo standing next to a fence smoking a cigar.

AsphaltianOof: Maybe we can start off making some news friends.

Azaz: Ok then!

They go to Buckaroo and greet themselves.

Buckaroo: Hi, how's it going peeps?

AsphaltianOof: My name is AsphaltianOof.

Azaz: I'm Azaz. You can call me Az if you'd like.

Buckaroo: Nice to meet ya. You seem new here.

AsphaltianOof: Pensacola looks very interesting...

Buckaroo: I have been around here for the past few years. Wanna get a tour/detour?

Azaz: Sure!

It shows them going to the streets as Buckaroo tells them which is which.

AsphaltianOof: I really hope I can live here!

Azaz: Me too.

Buckaroo: Oh and let me introduce myself. The names Buckaroo.

Azaz: Noice name!

AsphaltianOof: Buckaroo?

Buckaroo: Yes. Buckaroo.

AsphaltianOof: I thought it was dirty dan...

Azaz: Asp. Please... we don't need to reference Spongebob all the time...

Buckaroo: You should go visit Sunny Funny for a warm place. (He points at Sunny's house) I am going there as well. Sunny Funny is my valentine!

Azaz: Gosh... I didn't know you where in love.

AsphaltianOof: Pardon me but do you wanna be our friend.

Buckaroo: Delighted to. Anyways, come follow me.

They go to Sunny Funny's house and Buckaroo knocks on the door.

Buckaroo whistles while waiting.

Azaz: Wait, Sunny Funny? Do I know her?

Buckaroo: Let's find out.

Sunny Funny opens the door.

Buckaroo: Yello Flower Girl!

Sunny Funny: (Giggles) Nice one! Who are those tw-- Wait, those where the two people who helped us in the Great War!

Azaz: Now I remember!

AsphaltianOof: Sheee's preeettttyyy!

Azaz: HALTIAN!! How many times must I say this?! No more Spongebob references!!

AsphaltianOof: Sorry Azaz...

Azaz: It's fine...

Buckaroo: These are just my new friends. They have just started life in Pensacola and I would like to give them a good start by introducing them to your house.

Sunny Funny: Will do! Come on in!

It cuts to everyone inside.

AsphaltianOof: Wooaaah!

Azaz: This is some nice goodies! How did you buy this place?

Sunny Funny: I don't know (Curiously puts her hands behind her back)

Azaz: I am gonna get me a drink!

Buckaroo: I will just remember my terrible flashbacks I guess...

AsphaltianOof: Hey flower.

Sunny Funny: Yes?

AsphaltianOof: You have a TV I can watch? Cartoon Network's airing Steven Universe. I might be late!

Sunny Funny: Right this way!

She takes him to a TV set.

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy!! (He grabs the remote and turns it on)

Sunny Funny: Easy there bud. You know where CN is?

AsphaltianOof: I see the letters when I see them!

Azaz comes in with a cider.

Azaz: Alright, I am ready. I miss anything?

AsphaltianOof: Nope. The show's starting. Let me get the program on. Now let's see...

It goes to show the TV's programs until it reaches CN.

AsphaltianOof: There it is! Cartoon Network!

Azaz: Wait, are they airing Steven Universe?

AsphaltianOof: Sure thing they do!

Azaz: Oh no...

Cartoon Network Announcer: Steven Universe. Coming up next, on Cartoon Network!

AsphaltianOof: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!

Azaz: Not the intro... anything but that... no...

It then cuts to Steven Universe airing.

Garnet: We.

Azaz: No... no...

Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet, Steven Universe: Are the crystal gems!

Azaz: NOOOOO!!! TURN IT OFF!! PLEASE! NO!!

AsphaltianOof: Azaz! Shut the fuck up!

Azaz: ASP! TURN OFF THAT AWFUL INTRO!! MY EARS ARE CRINGING!!

AsphaltianOof: SHUT UP!! (He hits Azaz in the head with the remote)

Sunny Funny: Do you guys have any manners??

AsphaltianOof: Sorry... Azaz is just being dramatic about the intro song...

Azaz (Dizzy): That's because it makes... my ears... comburst...

AsphaltianOof: Is that even a word?

Azaz: Don't know...

Sunny Funny: While you guys are enjoying toons, I am gonna go out and get the garden finished.

She goes outside to get the crops.

Azaz: (Whispers in AsphaltianOof's ear) Hey, Asp.

AsphaltianOof: Yeah Az?

Azaz: I was wondering if we can pull a prank on Sunny Funny.

AsphaltianOof: You can do that. But make sure to record it for me.

Azaz: I will!

He gets up from the couch and goes outside.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHH!! IT'S WHITE DIAMOND!!

It cuts to outside as Azaz is seen putting up what seems to be a hanger on a rope.

Azaz: Oh boy! This is gonna be funny!

He sets up a camera to record the whole entire thing.

Sunny Funny is seen getting the crops out while humming.

However, when she takes a few more steps back, her foot gets stuck on to a hanger.

Sunny Funny: Huh? What seems to be the problem?

She sees a hanger on her shoe.

Sunny Funny: Oh, funny... I don't know how that got there...

She takes the hanger off. But when she does, her hand gets dragged by a rope.

Sunny Funny: WOA--- WHAT THE?!

She is seen high close to the house.

Azaz: (Laughs silently)

Sunny Funny: Who did this?!

Azaz sneakily goes back inside the house with the camera.

AsphaltianOof: How did it go?

Azaz: Look!

He shows the whole entire thing to his Patrick-Star like friend.

AsphaltianOof: AH HAHAHAHAHA! She got her shoe stuck!

Azaz: I know right!!

Sunny Funny comes in with anger.

Sunny Funny: Alright! Who put a hanger on my shoe and then pulled a rope that made me go 1/2 stories high?!

Azaz: Hmmmm... (He hides the camera behind his back)

AsphaltianOof: Why are you asking us?

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo... I swear that no good for nothing horse face!!

She goes upstairs with anger.

Azaz and AsphaltianOof continue watching SU.

2-3 minutes later...

A beaten up Buckaroo is seen coming down the stairs.

Sunny Funny: You should have thought of that before you pulled a prank on me!

Buckaroo: What I do what I do?!

Sunny Funny: SHUT UP! (She slaps Buckaroo and goes back outside to the garden to harvest the crops)

AsphaltianOof: How ya doing?

Buckaroo: What did you guys do?

Azaz: Nothing, what do you mean? (Smiles)

Buckaroo: Alright! I know what you did! You pulled a prank on her and blamed it on me huh?!

AsphaltianOof: I'd do nothing of the kind.

Azaz: Me too!

Buckaroo: Steven Universe eh? Tell me the truth or I will change the channel!

Azaz: Alright fine! We put a hanger and a rope and Sunny Funny's shoe got pulled by it. There. Happy?

Buckaroo: You stupid idiots!! Why?!

Azaz: Come on... we gotta have SOME fun...

Buckaroo: You're right... maybe. Wanna pull a prank on her for beating me up?

Azaz: Maybe. What do you have in store?

Buckaroo: Come here. (He whispers into Azaz's ear)

Azaz: Ooooh ho he! You must be a real Trickaroo! Let's do so!

Sunny Funny is seen continuing to harvest the crops.

Suddenly, Azaz whistles and shows a portrait of Boko The Rabbit.

Sunny Funny: Huh? (Gasp) You again... I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT!!!

She runs to the Boko portrait unaware it is a fake.

Azaz and Buckaroo move the portrait to them and run off.

Sunny Funny: WHY YOU DIRTY LITTLE RABBIT!!

Azaz sneaks behind Sunny and paints Boko on the back of her shirt.

Sunny Funny: NEITHER YOU STAY OUT OR FACE DEATH PENALTY!! STUPID DUMB RODENT!!

Azaz quickly hides.

Azaz (Imitating Boko): Yoo Hoo! I am on your shirt!!

Sunny Funny: Wha?! GET OFF YOU!!

Azaz: Oof! I forgot that I glued myself!

Sunny Funny: Oh goodness...

Fed up, she goes to her garage and gets dynamite.

Sunny Funny: (Sigh) I know what I have to do...

She lights a match up and ignites the dynamite.

Sunny then puts her hand with the dynamite at the back of her shirt in fear.

A explosion occurs.

Sunny Funny puts her hand back to her front and it is grey.

Sunny Funny: Huh. Must not have been that strong...

A smoke comes from her back.

Sunny Funny: What is that smell?

She looks behind and there is fire LITERALLY on her BACK!

Sunny Funny: YEOWWWWWWW!!!

She runs to the nearest lake and jumps into it.

Buckaroo and Azaz are seen behind a fence laughing.

Sunny Funny: Phew, I could have turned to burnt bread if I didn't hurry!

She goes back to the house and opens the door to see the 3 sitting on the couch.

Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof are seen watching Looney Tunes on TV next.

AsphaltianOof: A timeless classic series!

Buckaroo: Yeah!

Azaz: Agreed!

Sunny Funny: Hmmmm... I have a plan...

30 minutes later...

Sunny Funny is seen smiling a little evilly.

Sunny Funny: Oh um... I am gonna just, eat some mud I guess.

Buckaroo: You do that.

Azaz: You ready for another plan?

AsphaltianOof: I think I will join this one since the stupid network is airing Teen Titans Go next...

Azaz: Ok!

Sunny Funny is seen going outside and activates invisible motion sensors on the front door.

Sunny Funny: Now let's see who REALLY has been pranking me...

She goes to get some mud and eats some of it while waiting excitiedly.

AsphaltianOof: Now?

Azaz: Yep!

They go to the front door and a surprise. The motion sensor's alarm trips!

Buckaroo: Ummm...

Sunny Funny: Mmm hmmm... let's see them now!

Azaz: QUICK! BACK TO THE COUCH!!

The all zip back to the couch frantically scared and frightened.

Sunny Funny comes in smiling angerly.

Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof pretend as if nothing ever happened.

Sunny Funny: So, WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?!

Azaz: Not me.

Buckaroo: Not me!

AsphaltianOof: Don't look at me...

Sunny Funny: Hmmmm...

She goes to check the security cameras she's secretly set up while putting her hands behind her back.

As the footage rolls, it shows Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof trying to sneak out but trip the sensors.

Sunny Funny: Ah haaa!! Thought they would make a fool out of me!

She goes back to the couch.

Sunny Funny: Hey guys, I think you might wanna see this!

Azaz: What is it?

She turns on the video and it shows the same exact thing the 3 guys where doing.

Azaz: Uhhh... (Sweats heavily)

AsphaltianOof: Oh shit...

Buckaroo: (Glups)

Sunny Funny: What have you gotta say for yourselves.

A suspenseful music roll is heard during this.

AsphaltianOof's face turn's full of sweat.

AsphaltianOof: GOODBYE!! (He runs away but Sunny Funny grabs him by his pants)

Azaz: RUNNNNNN!

Buckaroo and Azaz run and leave AsphaltianOof behind.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Buckaroo: WHERE IS THE FRONT DOOR?!

Azaz: THERE!!

They open the front door but it is jammed as Sunny Funny locked it up heavily.

Azaz: Why is it not working?!

Buckaroo: I don't know!!

Sunny Funny's shadow is seen coming closer to them.

Buckaroo: FUCKING RUN!!!

They run off to the kitchen and try hiding.

Sunny Funny: Where are those little tricksters at?! I will punish them for their actions! Yet I give them a place to live and they show unacceptable behaviour!

Azaz and Buckaroo are seen hiding under a table.

Azaz: I don't think your girl is having it today...

Buckaroo: I think she is gone made after the death of her family or something!

Sunny Funny looks under the table.

Sunny Funny: AH HA! FOUND YOU!

Buckaroo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON'T HURT US PLEASE!!

Azaz: What have you done with AsphaltianOof?! WHERE IS HE?!

Sunny Funny: Come out and I will show you!

Buckaroo: No way!

Sunny Funny then pulls Buckaroo by the leg in anger.

Azaz: BUCKAROO!!

Buckaroo: RUN!! RUN AZAZ! SAVE YOURSELF!!!

Azaz pulls the table up and everything falls on the ground.

Sunny Funny: You...

Azaz: I confess it was me! It was my idea to pull pranks on you! Please don't hurt us! We are innocent!!

Sunny Funny: Why should I let you go unpunished for your actions! COME HERE YOU DIRTY SCIENTIST LOOKING ASSHAT!!

Azaz: AHHHHH!! (He runs off again and tries to find a way out) Where do I go?! Where do I go?!

He finds a little window where he can escape through.

The suspenseful music stops and Azaz calms down.

Azaz: Oh... uh... ok then.

He goes out the window and then outside waiting for him is Sunny Funny with a bat!

Azaz: Alright, now where do I---

He then gets hit in the head by a bat as the screen turns black...

The next scene shows Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof tied to a fence post.

Azaz: Where am I? Am I dead?

AsphaltianOof: No, that flower just put ropes on our limbs and put us on a fence post.

Buckaroo: Yet, it is not one but a lot of fence posts...

Azaz: Hey, at least we have each other I guess...

AsphaltianOof: Is she gonna be mad at a prank that we made forever and not let us in?

Buckaroo: Hopefully... hope she does not kill me when she sees me again...

Azaz: I hope... but hey, this is fine! I thought she was gonna kill us...

Buckaroo: Me too...

AsphaltianOof: You can say that again.

It cuts back to Sunny Funny into her house smiling while drinking coffee and eating mud.

She looks at the audience and winks as it irises out on her.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing.

It starts off with showing Sunny Funny's house.

A truck is seen passing by with the name "Egg Delivery".

An egg falls out of from a hole and it bounces all the way to Sunny Funny's door without breaking for some reason.

Sunny Funny answers the door and sees the egg on the doorstep.

Sunny Funny: Huh, what is this doing over here? I guess I will take it inside.

She takes the egg inside her house and she is scratching her head trying to figure out what to do with it.

Sunny Funny: Hmmmm... I am kind of hungry... I guess I can fry it! Yeah! Sounds like a good idea!

She goes to the kitchen and puts the egg into a frying pan.

Sunny Funny: Alright. I am gonna turn on the heat!

The egg is seen cracking.

Sunny Funny: Ummm...

The egg then cracks open only to show it hatched a duck! (Green and black skin with a red beak)

Sunny Funny: What the??

The duck is seen with a smile.

Sunny Funny: You where in that egg?

Duck: Yeah! Who did you expect?

Sunny Funny: Nothing! I thought that was a normal egg!

Duck: Are you my mother?

Sunny Funny: No?

Duck: Well where am I?! This does not seem like my place!

Sunny Funny: I think you belong outside...

Duck: Yeah? Well where am I gonna go outside?

Sunny Funny: Come on. Let's take you.

She takes the little duck outside.

Duck: This is outside? Well.

Sunny Funny: I think you should get going. Maybe I guess. I am no professional with ducks...

Duck: Alright then. See ya flower stranger!

Sunny Funny: Bye!

The Duck walks off as Sunny Funny closes the door.

Sunny Funny: I never knew a duck could hatch out of a egg! Wow! Guess I learned something new today!

She goes to the couch where Buckaroo is sitting.

Buckaroo: How ya doing?

Sunny Funny: Good, I guess.

Buckaroo: What did I see that you where taking outside?

Sunny Funny: A duck.

Buckaroo: What?

Sunny Funny: You heard me.

Buckaroo: What was a duck doing inside the house?

Sunny Funny: I don't know. I found it in my egg.

Buckaroo: Huh. Very strange...

A few minutes pass by...

Sunny Funny is seen wide asleep on the couch.

Buckaroo: I am gonna go upstairs now.

He leaves the living room and goes upstairs.

Suddenly, a loud quack noise is heard.

Sunny Funny wakes up shocked.

Sunny Funny: What was that?!

Another quack is heard.

Sunny Funny: The duck! I think it must be that duck I released outside!

She goes outside of the house and looks around.

The Duck is seen with 4 hunters.

Hunter 3: I can't lie, this looks great for dinner!

Duck: Do you know where my mother is?

Hunter 2: Shut up little pip-squeak!

Duck: Well that is very rude of you! Where are my parents anyway?

Hunter 4: Can you just shut up?

Hunter 1: Yeah! We are taking you!

Duck: I ain't going anywhere! (He jumps and runs off)

Hunter 3: AFTER IT!!

They start chasing the duck as it is seen on a fence.

Duck: Yoo Hoo! Suckas!

Hunter 4: Get it!

The Duck jumps behind the fence and the bulldog from Mouse Wreckers and Doggone Cats! is seen sleeping there.

The Duck is seen humming while behind the bulldog.

The Hunters are seen arriving behind the fence but see the bulldog.

Hunter 2: Where do you think it went?

Hunter 1: I think we should check behind the dog.

Hunter 4: Agreed!

They look behind the bulldog and find nothing.

It shows the Duck at the right side of the bulldog.

It cuts back to Sunny Funny looking around for the duck.

Sunny Funny: Where did that sneaky bird went off to?

She looks behind a fence to see some hunters checking a bulldog.

Sunny Funny: What are they doing?

Hunter 3: I can't seem to find anything...

Hunter 2: Me too.

The Duck is seen on the fence again.

Duck: Hey buds! Wanna bet?

Hunter 4: There it is!

Sunny Funny: It is that duck! What is it doing??

The Hunters attempts to get the Duck but bump into the fence as the bulldog wakes up.

Sunny rushes to the scene as the duck jumps off from the fence and back to the other side again.

Sunny Funny: Oh no! Where did it go now?

The Bulldog is seen looking at Sunny Funny angered.

She looks behind her to see him.

Sunny Funny: Uh oh...

A large punch noise is heard as Sunny Funny gets thrown to the other side.

Sunny Funny: Ouch! What a angered animal! "Man's best friend" they say!

She looks to her left and sees the duck walking off.

Sunny Funny: Hey! Come back! Your not safe here!

She rushes to the duck and stops it.

Sunny Funny: Look. Your not safe here! You should probably come to my house or something.

Duck: Nah! I am good on my own! I can take great care of myself!

Sunny Funny is seen with a worried expression on her face as the duck walks off.

Sunny Funny: Own he says. Guess I will have to look out just in case... wait, what's your name?

Duck: Eh, just call me Hector Duck!

Sunny Funny: Ok.

It cuts to Hector Duck going to a tree.

Hector: Boy! This looks like a swell object!

He goes up the tree while Sunny Funny watches in fear.

Sunny Funny: Come down from there!

Hector: Why though? I am perfectly fine with this!

He is seen raising his arms while standing on a leaf.

Suddenly, a gunshot is heard.

Sunny Funny: WHAT THE?!

She looks behind her and sees the 4 Hunters.

Hunter 2: That bird is up there!

Hunter 4: Let's get it!

Sunny Funny: Not so fast there! What are you doing here?

Hunter 1: We are here to get the duck up that tree!

Hunter 3: Did that answer your question strange flower? Or wait... is this a flower?

Hunter 4: Looks like it...

The seconds hunter shoots the tree attempting to get the duck out.

Sunny Funny: NO! STOP!

Hector: Heh heh! Ya missed me!

He walks off with a huge smile on his face.

Hunter 1: Get that duck!

They run off leaving Sunny behind.

Sunny Funny: Oh no...

More gunshots are heard.

It cuts to the Bulldog waking up to all the noise.

The Bulldog growls and goes outside.

Meanwhile, gunshots are heard along with loud quacking noises.

Sunny Funny: Oh no! That is not good!

A growl is heard and she looks behind her.

The Bulldog is seen with anger and grabs her.

Hunter 3: I think I got it!!

Loud twisting noises are heard for some reasons along with loud metal noises.

Hector the duck comes from behind the fence un-harmed still smiling and looks at the audience while breaking the fourth wall.

Hector: You thought they where gonna kill me? No! They are such screwballs!

Sunny Funny is seen getting beaten up by the Bulldog with a tree branch while she is screaming in pain.

Sunny Funny: OUCH OUCH! OW! SOMEBODY! OW! OUCH! AH HA HA!! HELP!! HELP ME! AHHHHH!!

Hector the duck sees this and has a shocked expression on his face.

Hector: No! What is that creature doing to her!! I must think fast...

He sees matches on the ground.

Hector: I got it!

Sunny Funny: SOMEBODY!! HELLLP! OUCH!! AHH! NO! STOP! YEOW! OUCH! AHHHHH!!

Hector the duck is seen behind the Bulldog's foot while setting up the matches.

Hector: (Breaks the fourth wall) Shhhhhhh! I got this!

He lights up a match and ignites the rest.

The Bulldog is seen unaware of this while still smacking her with the branch.

Hector is seen hiding behind a tree laughing.

The Bulldog stops smacking Sunny and then smells smoke.

He looks on his foot with a shocked face.

Bulldog: YYYYYYYYEOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

A blaze is seen running away fast while Hector comes out of his hiding spot.

Sunny Funny is also seen.

Sunny Funny: Gee... thanks. You saved me from that jerk!

Hector: Anytime flower stranger! I think it is best for me to come to your house!

Sunny Funny: Ok!

The screen then fades to black.

14 weeks later...

Hector is seen as a grown up duck while Sunny Funny comes in.

Sunny Funny: How are you doing Hector?

Hector: I feel very old like I have lived up to 20 years already!

Sunny Funny: Good! Do you think you can take responsibility outside now?

Hector: I would rather stay for a few more years in a house then looks around, get lost and then die from cold, poaching or something worse.

Sunny Funny: Well ok!

She leaves the room while Hector look at the audience.

Hector: When you get lost fellow humans, be sure to always call for help! You might need it!

It irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing.

It starts off with a car driving that shows Badman and Heart Head.

It closes up on them while Badman is driving the car.

Heart Head: You know, I can't wait to go camping for the first time in my life!

Badman: Whatever Heart Head... did you get the equipment we need?

Heart Head: Sure did! I also brought my ex-love gun to destroy animals that could be mating!

Badman: Your STILL thinking about Valentine's Day?

Heart Head: I just do my job!

Badman: Alright. We are stopping at some grass right over here! A forest seems to be a good place!

Heart Head: Nice!

Badman: Get the equipment we need ASAP.

They get out of the car and get the equipment from the bag.

Heart Head: What did we need again?

Badman: Just get some bear traps and food. That should give us a good start!

Heart Head: Kk!

Heart Head pulls out a bag with food items and weapons.

Badman: We didn't need the weapons but. Never mind...

Heart Head: Ok.

Badman is seen cutting down trees just for wood.

Heart Head: I'm pretty sure there is some other things we can use as a source for wood. Can we?

Badman: I don't know. I am not an expert on hiking or camping.

Heart Head: What are we doing again?

Badman: Ummm... I think both maybe?

Heart Head: So. We are gonna have to build a tent and then next morning we have to hike?

Badman: Looks like it.

He continues to cut down trees.

Later...

It cuts to Sunny Funny's house.

She is reading a newspaper while AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV.

Sunny Funny: You really need to get a hobby...

AsphaltianOof: I do have a hobby. Killing villains with a chainsaw!

Sunny Funny: No, not that. Like, maybe a job...

AsphaltianOof: I am not well educated...

Sunny Funny: Then how do you know how to use a chainsaw??

AsphaltianOof: Umm... I... (Sigh) Alright you got me... I don't know how to make my life decisions on a career like Zulzo has.

Sunny Funny: He literally works at a department store!

AsphaltianOof: And?

Suddenly, a loud thumping noise is heard outside.

Sunny Funny: What was that??

AsphaltianOof: I dunno...

Sunny Funny: I will go check. Just stay here and... be yourself I guess...

AsphaltianOof: Alright.

He continues watching TV while Sunny Funny goes outside.

She opens the door hears another large thump noise.

Sunny Funny: Is somebody cutting trees?? Who would be doing this in a neighbour hood?

It takes her a good 10 minutes to find the source of the noise.

She arrives at a forest close to the city.

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... how did that noise get all the way to my house?

It goes back to Badman with a ton of wood.

Heart Head: Are you sure we are gonna need this much?

Badman: We should be spending a week and a half in the forest.

Heart Head: Oh. Ok.

Sunny Funny is seen behind some trees finding out who has been making the noise.

Sunny Funny: It is that Heart and Badman again! What could they be up to this time?

Heart Head: You know, since this is my first time camping. I think I sh---

He then sees Sunny Funny for a second but she hides behind the tree.

Heart Head: Umm...

Badman: Something wrong?

Heart Head: Don't look now, but I think I saw something behind a tree...

Badman: What could you have seen?

Sunny Funny is seen behind the tree.

Sunny Funny: It looks like they are camping... but what do they need all of that wood for??

Heart Head: I think I will go check.

Badman: Be careful though.

Heart Head: I will.

Sunny Funny: Hmm... I think this is where I have some fun! Heh heh!

She looks back and sees Heart Head coming.

Sunny Funny: Uh oh. Here he comes!

She quickly hides behind the tree.

Heart Head: Hello? Anybody here?

He looks behind the tree and finds nothing.

Heart Head: Huh. I think it must have bee---

He suddenly gets hit in the head with a hammer.

A large headache grows on his head as he goes back to Badman.

Badman: Woah! What the fuck happened??

Heart Head: I got hit in the head by something...

Badman: Umm...

Heart Head: It ain't a joke...

Badman: Hmmm... maybe we should set up a trap?

Heart Head: Sure! I guess...

He grabs a stick of wood, peels it into a hammer and slowly hits his headache back into his head while the screen fades to black and goes to the next scene.

Badman is seen setting up a trap.

Badman: That outta do it!

He goes back to the camping area.

Sunny Funny sees the trap smiling.

Sunny Funny: Ha! I like it when they do these things! Always make me laugh!

Heart Head: Do you think it will work?

Badman: I am positively sure!

Suddenly, the trap goes off.

Badman: Aaaaand I am correct!

Heart Head: Let's go fast!

They go to the trap they left behind the tree and see a red object.

Badman: What?

Heart Head: What the heck is that?

Badman: I don't know... should we take it out and check?

Heart Head: Do so...

Badman opens the trap and pulls out the red object.

Heart Head: It looks like nothing...

Badman: What is this doing here anyways?

Suddenly, the object causes a huge explosion.

Heart Head and Badman are seen all covered in grey.

Heart Head: I think that was an explosive...

Badman: No shit Sherlock! Somebody is pranking us!

Heart Head: We have to figure out who did this!

Sunny Funny: Hey! You guys looking for something?

Heart Head: WHAT THE?! That is one of the people who foiled my plan to destroy love on Valentine's Day!

Badman: She was the reason why Buckaroo left my gang! That flower son of a bitch!

Sunny Funny quickly hides in a tree.

Heart Head and Badman arrive quickly at the tree angered.

Badman: No use hiding bitch! We got you covered!

Heart Head is seen bringing in a shotgun.

Heart Head: Use this!

Badman: Thanks Hearty! TAKE THAT!!

He shoots into the tree multiple times.

Heart Head: I think we got her!

Badman: You check! I am gonna get the tent set up! Goodness I hate that no good for nothing flower!

He goes back in anger to set up the tent.

Heart Head peeks his head into the hole and a crunch like noise is heard while Heart Head's body rises up in agony.

He takes his head out of the hole and his head is all twisted up!

Heart Head: (Breaks the fourth wall) Don't laugh at me! I am pretty sure something embarrassing has happened to you!

Badman is seen making a prefect tent while Heart Head comes back with a twisted head.

He looks behind and gets a shocked expression on his face.

Badman: WELL HEARTY!! WHAT ON EARTH HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD!

Heart Head: She is still alive! That no good for nothing bee's treat just twisted my head!

Badman: WHA--- HOW TH--- Never mind!!

Angered, he untwists Heart Head's head.

Badman: We gotta get rid of that nuisance before she causes any more trouble!

Suddenly, the tent disappears and gets dragged with a zip into a hole.

Heart Head: WHAT ON---

Badman: HEY!! Give that back!!

He quickly rushes and gets the tent before it is completely dragged inside.

Heart Head: What is going on?!

Badman (Struggling): I--- dddddon'tt... know... but...

He gets the tent out and it is all twisted.

Badman: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Heart Head: How is that physically possible?!

Badman: I think it is that flower bitch again! We NEED to get rid of her NOW!

Heart Head: But how though? She didn't even get shot...

Badman: Hold on... I may have some dynamite in the car's back. Go get it for me!

Heart Head: Sure thing bady!

He goes to the car's back and it shows the inside being opened.

Heart Head: Now where could the explosives be?

He looks around and finds a box that says "Fireworks And Fire Crackers. WARNING: Handle with care!!".

Heart Head: Ah ha! That should be it!

He grabs the box and brings it to Badman.

Heart Head: I think this may be the stuff...

Badman looks at the box.

Badman: Sure is! Get a cracker out and put it in!

Heart Head: Whatever you say! Bombs away!

He lights up and drops a dynamite into the hole.

Heart Head: And just in case...

He drops a ton of soil into the hole to cover it up.

Heart Head: Now she can't throw it back at us!

Badman: Muhahahahaha!

Sunny Funny is seen right behind them while Heart Head and Badman are waiting for a explosion.

Sunny Funny: I think this might belong to you guys. (She pulls out the dynamite that Badman and Heart Head dropped into the hole)

Unaware, the scene has a lot of fireworks and explosives and Badman sees the dynamite and takes it without thinking.

Badman: Hmmm. I think it does. Thanks!

Sunny Funny: Anytime!

She walks off with her hands behind her back.

Heart Head: Hmmm... there is something awfully screwy about that dynamite.

Badman: Yeah...

They then see it is ignited.

Badman: OHHHHHH SHI--

It cuts to the scenery of the forest as a large explosion is heard.

The explosion sends Badman and Heart Head flying all the way to Sunny Funny's house.

Heart Head: Do you think we got rid of her?

Badman: Hopefully...

They then crash a hole into Sunny Funny's house while AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo where watching TV.

AsphaltianOof: Well well well. Look who just came to dinner!

Azaz: Let's get them boys!

Buckaroo: YEAH!

Heart Head: OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!! NOT AGAAAAAIN!!

Heart Head and Badman are seen being chased by AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo while Sunny Funny is seen smiling as it irises out on her.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing and some material not suitable for weak-stomach viewers.

It starts off with Shrek in the bathroom while gross noises are obviously heard.

Shrek: Oh God... that cheesecake is not sitting very well...

A rumbling noise is heard in his stomach.

Shrek: Oh boy... here... it... commeesss!!

He grunts and suddenly, the bathroom explodes.

Shrek: Ohhhh... oh damnit... Donkey! DONKEY!

Mario: What is it Shre---

He sees the bathroom explodes.

Mario: AHHHHHHHHH!! SHREK!!! SHREK WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Shrek: I don't know donkey. I was taking a crap and suddenly the bathroom exploded.

Mario: AHHH SHREK!! THE BATHROOM... IT-- IT'S... IT IS RUINED!! WHY SHREK?! WHY?!

Shrek: Well Donkey on the other hand, I will not need to crap for 2 days hopefully.

Mario: Shrek!! The bathroom has been destroyed all because of you! Why do you do these things?!

Shrek: Well sorry donkey I don't know how else to control myself.

Mario: SHREK!! Just... just leave the bathroom...

Shrek: Alright donkey.

He leaves and Mario is seen crying.

Brooklyn T. Guy (As a construction worker arrives)

Mario: Alright it is over here! (Cries)

Brooklyn T. Guy: GOODNESS! What the hell happened?!

Mario: My ogre friend just...

Brooklyn T. Guy: This might take a while to finish!

Mario: Do you think you will be able to do it?

Brooklyn T. Guy: (Sigh) Yeah... I might as well...

Mario: Thank you! Oh God what a mess!

Brooklyn T. Guy is seen working on fixing the bathroom.

Meanwhile, Shrek is seen on the bed lazy.

Shrek: Oh donkey... I don't think I can get up for a week now...

Mario: Shrek!

Shrek: Yes donkey!

Mario: Shrek, I am tired of dealing with you. You are always destroying toilets, blamed Toad and got him banned from the Town Hall, and crapped all over the couch! Can't you just be normal for once?!

Black Yoshi: Bout to play me some call of duties!

Mario: YOU TOO BLACK YOSHI!

Black Yoshi: What's going folk?

Mario: Both of you! You are always lazy and sitting there like nothing bad is going to happen! I am tired of dealing with you two!

Shrek: So donkey? What is the problem anyhow?

Mario: THE PROBLEM?! The problem is you guys are never any help! All you do is eat (points at Shrek), sleep, use the bathroom (points at Shrek again), cause cash problems (Points at Black Yoshi), etc etc etc.! Why don't you do something good and actually use a vacation!

Shrek: A what donkey?

Mario: A VACATION!!

Shrek: Hmmm... you know donkey, that does not sound like a bad idea!

???: Poop!

Mario: Huh?

It goes to the left side to show Tony The Tiger!

Tony: I like poop!

Mario: Tony! Where have you been all these years?

Tony: Me? I have been going around looking for poop!

Mario: Umm... ok... anyways, you two really need to be getting some exercise and fresh air!

Shrek: I think I am down for a vacation!

Black Yoshi: Me too folk.

Tony: May I join?

Shrek: Sure thing tiger donkey.

Jeffy then comes in.

Jeffy: Hey daddy what doing?

Mario: Hmmmm... Jeffy, would you like a vacation?

Jeffy: A vacation daddy? Sure I would like a vacation!

Mario: Alright! Just join these three kind people!

Tony: Poop!

Jeffy: They do seem very kind! I guess I will join them!

Mario: Alright! See you later Jeffy!

Mario leaves the room as Jeffy joins them.

Shrek: Hey! You look familiar... you couldn't be that kid who ate my cheesecake almost 3 years from now would you?

Jeffy: Nope.

Shrek: Oh...

Jeffy: (Breaks the fourth wall) He don't know how really clever I am do he?

Shrek: Anyways, how do we get our vacation set?

Black Yoshi: Let's go to Africa!

Tony: How about Mexico?

Jeffy: Canada?

Shrek: Hmmmm... How about... outside?

Black Yoshi: Shrek, be pacific...

Shrek: What do you mean black donkey?

Black Yoshi: Where do we go for a vacation?!

Shrek: I don't even know donkey!

Jeffy: HEY! That's my line!

Toad then comes in.

Toad: Hey guys how are y'all doing?

Shrek: AH HA! It's mushroom donkey again!

Black Yoshi: Get him!

Black Yoshi and Shrek trample over Jeffy as they grab Toad.

Shrek: You shall pay for making us get kicked out from the Town Hall you mushroom donkey you...

Black Yoshi: What do we do with him?

Tony: Poop!

Shrek: No Tony. We have made him eat my crap hundreds of times already. Hmmm...

Jeffy: How about we use him as a slave to help us find a vacation spot?

Black Yoshi: Great idea Jeffery!

Shrek: I agree with black donkey. Good idea Jeffes! Mushroom donkey. What is the great place to spend a vacation at. If you don't tell us, we will blend your body limb by limb and piece by piece!

Tony: Poop!

Toad: Hmmm... I think a great place would be is a forest or a jungle!

Shrek: Hmmmm... we can try...

Black Yoshi: Yeah! Let's do so! Mario says we need to get some fresh air alright!

Shrek: Donkey has his pants in a bunch.

It cuts to all five of them in a forest.

Shrek: So, we won't be needing mushroom donkey anymore. (Throws Toad away)

Toad: AHHHHHH!

Jeffy: I don't know mister green old man but I see a brown fuzzy rock!

It shows a sleeping bear.

Tony: Poop I know! Let's rest under it!

Black Yoshi: Great idea Tonies!

They go under the bear without noticing what great they are in for.

The bear wakes up shocked.

Under the bear is Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster: Me like cookie!

Shrek: Umm... who is this blue donkey?

Tony: I don't know. He sure looks stupid like I am am! Mm hmm!

Earthquake like noises are heard

Shrek: Donkey! What on earth is that?!

Jeffy: I don't even know!

Tony: Pooooooooooop!

Black Yoshi pokes the "rock" in anger and it let's out a growling screech.

Shrek: Umm... where did our rock go?

Cookie Monster: I like cookies!

Black Yoshi: We damn know you do!

The Bear is seen right behind them angered.

They all look behind and get scared.

Jeffy: RUNNNNN!

They all zip except for Shrek.

Shrek: Ummm...

The Bear in anger uses it's paw on Shrek and he runs away.

Black Yoshi: Shreky you need be more careful!

Shrek: He didn't even get me a bit!

Suddenly, Shrek gets split into pieces.

Shrek: Or... I could be wrong...

It fades to the next screen.

Shrek is seen all stitched up back to normal.

It shows them in a jungle.

Jeffy: So, we have a vacation here then?

Tony: Yeah poop!

Black Yoshi: This looks better than a forest!

Shrek: Yeah... but I have a spiltin headache!

Cookie Monster: Me like cookie!

Black Yoshi: Did this blue son of a bitch follow us??

Cookie Monster: Cookie!

Jeffy: Hey mister blue man. Do you know anything about vacations?

Cookie Monster: I know nothing about vacation. I just like cookie!

Shrek: I swear. This vacation is just a crap!

Black Yoshi: I agree! We almost got attacked by a bear dude!

A lion is seen right behind them growling.

Tony: Hey guys! There is a large kitty cat right behind you! It also has a big beard and is yellowish!

Shrek: A big kitty cat?

He looks behind him to see a lion.

Shrek: DONKEY THAT IS A LION!!

Black Yoshi: Lions don't scare me! Only tigers do!

Tony: Umm... what?

Black Yoshi: Oh yeah... your a tiger...

Suddenly, Black Yoshi is grabbed and crunching and blood noises are heard.

Black Yoshi: OHHHHHHH FOLK!!

Jeffy: Damnit! Now what are we gonna do?

Shrek: Jeffes why don't you get a damn plan for us just for once?

Jeffy: I don't even know.

Tony: Black Yoshi is gonna need a new head!

Black Yoshi comes back headless except he is holding is head.

Black Yoshi: Folk being headless is great! You need to try it!

Shrek: How are you still alive black donkey?

Black Yoshi: I don't know. MarioFan2009 comes up with this stuff...

Tony: Does he have any poop?

Black Yoshi: Don't know Tonies.

Cookie Monster: I like cookie!

The Lion behind them roars loudly.

Jeffy: I think we should leave...

Black Yoshi is seen reattaching his head.

Black Yoshi: Yeah folk...

The bear is seen behind to their left.

Shrek: Donkey we are cornered!

Tony: Poop!

Cookie Monster: What we do?

Jeffy: RUN BITCH! RUN!

All five of them quickly zip run.

The bear and the lion see this and start running after them.

Black Yoshi: They're ganging up on us!

Shrek: I see a house donkeys!

It shows Sunny Funny's house.

Jeffy: QUICKLY!! GO THERE!!

All five of them rush into the house and lock the door.

It is not long before the two beasts start attempting to break open the door.

Shrek: THERE IS A DAMN CRISIS OUTSIDE!!

Tony: What do we do??

Cookie Monster: Cookkieee!!

Sunny Funny: What is going o-- INTRUDERS!!

Jeffy: Now now now now wait a minute!

Shrek: We are not intruders!

Black Yoshi: Yeah, we are just... DAMNIT I CANNOT HOLD THIS DOOR LONG ENOUGH!! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY WILD ANIMALS!!

Sunny Funny: What?!

Jeffy: We gotta run!!

They all zip run on different sides.

Sunny Funny: Oh no...

She quickly goes upstairs as the door breaks open.

Both of the animals look around.

The bear goes into the kitchen while the lion checks out the furniture of the house.

15 minutes later...

The two animals decide to leave the house.

Shrek, Jeffy, Cookie Monster, Black Yoshi and Tony The Tiger come out of their hiding spots.

Jeffy: Phew... well glad that went well.

Shrek: It could have been a lot worse donkey!

Sunny Funny is seen right behind them angered.

Black Yoshi: Well it is safe to say that we didn't die.

All five of them get kicked out of the house.

Sunny Funny: AND STAY OUT!! You boys are lucky I am not in the mood to call the cops! Never come back!

She slams the door shut.

Shrek: Sheesh... what's wrong with her?

Tony: I think she has a short temper...

Cookie Monster: Cookie!

It cuts to them at Mario's house.

Shrek: Oh boy, what a "vacation"...

Black Yoshi: What a day... I am gonna play me some call of duties now... a bear, a lion and then getting kicked out of a flower's house is enough for me to wanna relax now...

Jeffy: Same here.

Cookie Monster: Cookie!

Shrek: SHUT UP BLUE DONKEY!!

Tony: I am gonna find a poop!

They all leave except for Shrek.

Shrek: I will take a crap then...

It fades out while Shrek leaves.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have some violence.

It starts off with showing a rusty black and brown house.

It closes up shows signs such as: "KEEP OUT!", "NO VACANCY", "GET LOST!", "SCARM", "ARE YOU BLIND?! STAY OUT!!", etc.

Along comes Jeffy humming while walking down the streets.

He then sees the rusty house with all the lights turned off.

Jeffy: Hmm... this seems something interesting!

He goes near the house and sees the signs.

Jeffy: I ain't following messages because I am stupid! (Shakes his head up and down)

He looks through the window and sees nothing.

Jeffy: Hmmm...

He then feels something very lumpish on the welcome mat.

Jeffy: What is that?

He checks underneath and sees a key.

Jeffy: I wonder who would put this here any how... oh well!

He uses the key to open the door.

Jeffy looks inside and sees nothing but darkness

Jeffy: Hello?

He turns on the light.

Jeffy: AHHHHH SHIT!!

It cuts to the ground and there is blood on the floor.

Jeffy: IT'S BLOOD!

The trail of blood leads upstairs.

Jeffy: I don't know if I should go up there... Well, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning for this...

He goes up the stairs and the blood leads to a room.

Jeffy: (Gets very nervous) ummm...

He slowly creeks open the door.

Jeffy: Hello?

He turns on the light.

Jeffy: AHHHHH!!

There is dead bodies all over the room.

Jeffy: OH GOD MY EYES!! WHY?!

It cuts outside to show a car parking near the house.

A black figure (A one that looks just like the 5 Guys) is seen.

???: Ah haaa... somebody was not reading the damn signs!

The figure goes into the house.

Jeffy: UGH! This place is filled! I'm calling th--

???: WHO IS UP THERE?!

Jeffy: Oh shit...

He finds a axe on the ground and sees a window.

The figure is seen going up the stairs.

Glass shattering can be heard.

???: WHAT THE?!

He quickly goes upstairs and sees a room open.

???: MY SECRET ROOM!! OHHHH SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

He rushes into his "secret room" and sees the light open along with a broken window.

???: Where is my axe?!

He looks outside the broken window and sees his axe in the grass along with a figure (Jeffy) running.

???: GET BACK HERE YOU!!

He goes all the way downstairs and outside.

???: WHY THAT NO GOOD NOTHING!!

Jeffy is seen hiding behind a tree.

The figure is seen roaming around with his axe

???: I'll fix that no good for nothing intruder!

Jeffy: I should have listened to those signs...

A another shadowy figure is seen with long ears and white eyes.

It sees Jeffy and closes up on him.

Jeffy: Well, at least I am safe here...

The figure comes out from the darkness to reveal a wolf.

It comes near Jeffy

Jeffy: Huh. A wolf! (Laughs) Wait, A WOLF?!

He runs off.

The wolf starts chasing him.

Jeffy then bumps into the figure (which can be also called a serial killer)

???: Ah ha! So your the little---

Jeffy runs off again.

???: I'LL GET YOU YOU NO GOOD FOR NOTHING KID!! TAKE THAT!!

The killer is swinging his axe to Jeffy's head but misses.

Jeffy hides in a bush. However, there are also multiple bushes.

???: Come out from there you!

He rips apart the bush Jeffy went into.

???: Where did he went to? Where is that retard!

A bush to his left starts moving.

The serial killer sees this.

???: Ah ha! Gotcha!

He starts chopping the bush into pieces.

Jeffy however sneakily comes out of the bush and walks off silently.

He then bumps into the wolf again.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHH!!

???: THERE HE IS!! Trying to outsmart me huh?!

The murderer quickly rushes to Jeffy but he leaves and his face bumps into the wolf.

Serial Killer: Hey! What are you doing up my property!

Wolf: What do you mean on your property. I saw that kid first!

Serial Killer: No! He broke into my house! I am the one who is supposed to kill him!

Wolf: I am starving!

Serial Killer: I don't care!

Jeffy: QUIET YOU TWO!!

The Serial Killer and the Wolf silent down.

Jeffy: If you both wanna get me how about you bet each other? Try rock, paper scissors for an example!

Wolf: I think I can agree with him on that...

Serial Killer: Let's play you wild version of a dog!

The two play rock, paper scissors. The results: the serial killer wins.

Serial Killer: Ha! I win!

Wolf: I demand a rematch!

Serial Killer: Wanna bet??

They play again and the killer wins again.

Serial Killer: I win again!

Wolf: Are you kidding me?!

Serial Killer: It is clear that I won! Fair and square! No cheats!

Wolf: No cheats ayy?

Serial Killer: Nope!

Wolf: If you ain't cheating, let's do one more round!

Serial Killer: Alright then!

They play once again and this time, the wolf wins!

Serial Killer: What?!

Wolf: I knew you where playing fair and square!

Serial Killer: Yes I was you carnivorous dog!

Wolf: Well, I won this time so I get the kid!

Serial Killer: No! I won two rounds than you!

Wolf: You wanna make a square deal!

Jeffy: SHUT UP! If this does not work, let's try a race! See that large tree up on that hill? I want you both to run all the way up there!

Serial Killer: Alright dumb kid!

Jeffy: On your marks... get set... GO! (He pulls out a gun and shoots it in mid air)

The two run. However, the wolf is staying there for some reason.

Wolf: Not so fast my retarded friend!

He grabs Jeffy and runs off.

Jeffy: HELP!! SOMEBODY HELP!!

The Serial Killer sees this and gets angered.

Serial Killer: WHY THAT NO GOOD FOR NOTHING BACKSTABBING WILD DOG!!

He pulls out his axe and rushes all the way to the wolf.

A fight smoke starts and Jeffy quickly leaves and goes back to his house.

The two evil-doers see this.

Wolf: AFTER HIM!!

Serial Killer: Yeah!

Jeffy locks the door on the two.

Serial Killer: COME OUT FROM THERE YOU STUPID KID!!

The door is seen being heavily banged on.

Jeffy is trying to gasp for his breath.

Poopy Butt is seen on the floor curious.

Poopy Butt: Woof!

Jeffy: Hmmmm...

A good 30 seconds pass by...

Serial Killer: THAT DOES IT!!

Wolf: DO IT! BREAK THE DOOR DOWN!!

The killer then destroys the door open with the axe.

Serial Killer: NOW WE GO--

A black horrific dog is seen. (Poopy Butt was painted by Jeffy like that)

Serial Killer: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Wolf: RUN!!!

The two run quickly outside.

Poopy Butt: Woof!

Serial Killer: Phew... at least that was a close one...

A flashlight is shined on the two.

Wolf: What the?!

Brooklyn T. Guy is seen in his officer uniform.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright. You two are under arrest for breaking into other people's houses.

Serial Killer: OOOOOOO WHO THE HELL CALLED THE POLICE?!

Wolf: Yeah!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: That is none of your concern. Get in the car now!

The two are hand cuffed and are seen in the police car.

Brooklyn T. Guy drives off as Jeffy is seen smiling.

Jeffy: (Breaks the fourth wall) I told you previously I am very clever! (He pulls out his phone showing that he called 911)

It irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with a corn crop garden.

Along comes Jimmy The Crow who previously appeared in The Crow.

Jimmy: Boy. After a long mile trip of flying I could really use a snack now!

He is seen grabbing corn from the garden.

Jimmy: Yeah, I'm gonna need to put all of this somewhere for me to take with...

He looks around and finds a rusty old bag on the ground.

Jimmy: This might have to do!

He grabs the bag and puts the corn in it.

Jimmy is seen eating up the corn.

Footsteps are heard in the garden.

Jimmy: Guess I better leave now...

He flies off with the bag.

Out of the garden comes Firestar.

Firestar: No good for nothing crows! They ruined my garden! Guess I will have to deal with them!

She goes to the house and comes back with a scarecrow and places it in the middle of the garden.

Firestar: That better do it.

She leaves the garden.

30 minutes later...

Jimmy is seen coming out of the scarecrow's hat.

Jimmy: Already told you before, I ain't scared of this junk! Who even puts this here anymore!

He starts going around the garden and puts corn in the rusty bag he found earlier.

Jimmy then starts to eat up the corn like how he did in the beginning.

Firestar: Ooooooo not again! My corn crops are ruined!

Jimmy: Uh oh...

Jimmy slowly walks out with the bag in his hand.

Firestar is seen with a shotgun in her hand.

Firestar: That damn no good for nothing crow! I will blow it's no good for nothing corn eating head off! Ruining my corn crop garden!

She then finds the crow's feat tracks on the floor.

Firestar: Ah ha! Crow tracks!

It shows a small log with a large hole.

Firestar: I gotcha now you dirty black skinned and yellow beaked corn eater! TAKE THAT!! AND THAT!!

She starts shooting into the the log.

Firestar: That better keep him dead! Or else!

She walks off angered.

Jimmy then comes out of the log unharmed.

Jimmy: You missed me! Actually you didn't miss me but I wasn't exactly standing where you were shooting.

He then excited hops over to Firestar to check out what she is doing.

Firestar is seen holding a bag with beetroot seeds.

Jimmy is sneaking behind her, uses his beak's sharp edge to cut open the bag and eats up all of the seeds.

Firestar goes to her garden to plant the beetroot seeds not knowing Jimmy has eaten them all up.

When she puts her hand in, she finally notices.

Firestar: Huh? (She looks into the bag) Empty?!

She turns around but Jimmy flies behind her.

Firestar turns her head around to her other side but Jimmy hides behind her again.

Firestar: Hmmm...

She turns around twice the time and finds Jimmy.

Jimmy is seen with a huge smile on his face.

Firestar: YOU AGAIN?!

She rushes to her barn getting an axe.

Jimmy starts running away.

Firestar: I will get you this time you corn thief! STAY STILL!!

She chases Jimmy while swinging the axe near his head.

Jimmy quickly hides in a tree.

Firestar: NOW I GOT YOU!!

She cuts down the tree and it falls on the ground.

Firestar: Where is that no good for nothing bird!

Jimmy is seen on one of the corns in the garden

Jimmy: Umm. I am right here Dixie!

Firestar: WHY YOU...

She cuts the corn with the axe.

Jimmy is seen on another corn

Jimmy: Right here!

Firestar cuts the next corn with the axe.

Jimmy keeps doing this for a minute until Firestar cuts all of the corn in the garden.

Jimmy: The last one is always a rotten egg!

Firestar looks around her garden to see all the corn destroyed.

Firestar: THAT NO GOOD FOR NOTHING!! UGGHH!!

It cuts to Firestar's house and a door knock is heard.

She answers the door to which is Jimmy who comes inside.

Firestar: What are you doing?

Jimmy goes to the kitchen which apparently has a door and locks it.

Firestar: YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT!! OPEN THAT DOOR!!

Jimmy is seen eating a tomato from the fridge while the door is being banged on.

Firestar eventually breaks open the door and attempts to charge at Jimmy but is stopped at the second.

Jimmy: Just a second sister! Did you know that the little light in the fridge stays on when you close the door?

Firestar: What?? No it does not!

Jimmy: Does too!

Firestar: Does not!

Jimmy: Does too!

Firestar: DOES NOT!!

Jimmy: Well, there is one way to find out. Yep, there is!

Firestar: You are right and I am finding out!

She goes inside the fridge.

Firestar: Shut that door!

Jimmy: Ok Junior!

He closes the door and leaves.

Firestar: Hey! Open that door! Hey Crow! It's dark in here!!

The fridge is seen being banged on and attempting to be opened by Firestar.

She eventually destroys the fridge with her fire and anger.

Firestar: I was right and the critter was wrong. The light was out!

It cuts to a scene where Firestar is reading a book called "How To Kill Crows".

Suddenly, a piano is heard being played.

She angrily drops her book on the ground and goes to check what is happening.

Jimmy The Crow is seen playing the piano enjoyably.

Firestar is seen to his left with crossed arms and a angered expression.

Jimmy looks to his left but does not seem to mind.

He then slams 6 of the keys (If not; 10) in shock.

Firestar: You no good for nothing--

Jimmy: Wait, I think I heard something wrong with the piano.

Firestar: What could it be?

Jimmy: This!

He plays one of the keys on the piano and it does not sound right.

Jimmy: That's alright though. I can get that fixed in a jiffy!

He goes inside the piano and construction working-like noises are heard. (Hence a wrench being heard, a drill, etc.)

Jimmy: It's all fixed now! Not broken anymore! Try it!

Jimmy leaves the room as Firestar is seen with curious expression on her face.

Firestar plays one of the keys on the piano and a large explosion is heard collapsing the whole entire piano.

Firestar: OOOOOOOOO!!! (Her eyes turn into fire)

It then cuts to a scene where Firestar is making a hole into a corn and putting in a dynamite with a long line.

Firestar: This outta fix him good!

Jimmy however sees everything Firestar is doing.

Firestar goes outside and places the corn.

Jimmy however puts the dynamite corn into Firestar's pocket.

Meanwhile, Firestar is seen hiding up the dynamite's line with sand and dirt as she goes back to her barn.

Jimmy is seen holding a corn getting ready to eat it.

Firestar: Muhahahaha!

She detonates the dynamite and her barn explodes.

Firestar comes out very angered while her back is seen smoking.

The next scene shows Firestar waiting in her house for something.

The door knocks.

She answers the door to Heart Head who has a extra large package.

Heart Head: He-- Her-- Here is wh-- what you need...

Firestar: Thanks good man!

Heart Head: Where is the tip?

Firestar: Hmmm... let's see... always go on a diet when you need to!

Heart Head: Ummm... not a tip. I am saying cash.

Firestar: Ohhhh... here!

She gives him some burnt money.

Heart Head: What is this?

Firestar: Sorry, I have fire powers...

Heart Head: (Sigh) Guess this will have to do for one day...

Heart Head closes the door and leaves.

The next scene shows Firestar opening the package that has a large cannon ball shooter along with a large cannon ball.

Firestar: I am through fooling with that crow! I will get him this time!

She loads the cannon ball shooter and goes at the front of the fence to place a corn.

She also attaches a string to the cannon ball. (Which is hidden behind the fence but a large hole is there to shoot Jimmy)

Firestar then goes to hide in her barn.

Jimmy The Crow is seen smiling coming to get the corn.

He sees a large hole next to the corn along with a string.

Jimmy checks the hole to see nothing but darkness.

Jimmy: Hmmm...

He goes behind the fence and pulls the corn rapidly.

Firestar is confused from looking at this.

The cannon ball shooter then goes upwards as Firestar is shocked and goes to fix it.

However, it then points at Firestar and releases the cannon ball.

Firestar gets tossed all the way to a boat where she angered, drops the ball causing a huge hole in the boat also causing it to sink.

Firestar: Well, at least there is no crows where I'm going...

She then drowns.

Jimmy The Crow is seen in a swimming suit.

Jimmy: Uhh not yet! I'm about leave! Goodbye now! Goodbye aye aye aye aye aye.

He then falls into the lake as it irises out.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing.

The opening scene starts off in a forest.

Sunny Funny is seen with picnic material.

Sunny Funny: Such a nice day for a picnic! I wonder what Az, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo are doing.

It cuts to Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof with dangerous material (axes, guns, knives, a chainsaw, etc.)

AsphaltianOof: This will keep the intruders away!

Azaz: Is there any point for all the stuff?

Buckaroo: Yeah, I would just bring some guns...

AsphaltianOof: Azaz and Buckaroo... don't you know how many villains are there in the SFU?

Azaz: (Sigh) Yeah... I know...

Buckaroo: Oh yeah. I remember.

AsphaltianOof: Then quit stalling and get me some signs.

Azaz: For what?

AsphaltianOof: Signs to keep off of our territory.

Buckaroo: I don't know if there will be intruders in the forest.

Azaz: Why are you so defensive anyways?

AsphaltianOof: I don't know. It's just my nature.

He is seen holding a giant cannon ball shooter.

Buckaroo: Geez that is a lot of stuff.

Azaz: Let's get going while Asp sets up the material I guess.

They leave while AsphaltianOof is seen placing up every one of his weapons.

It goes back to Sunny Funny setting up the picnic.

Azaz and Buckaroo then come to see Sunny.

Buckaroo: How's the set going?

Sunny Funny: Good. I guess.

Azaz: How is the effect on "Satan's Breath" going by the way?

Buckaroo: COULD YOU NOT MENTION THAT PHONEY SHIT IN MY FACE?!

Azaz: Sorry!

Sunny Funny: Eh, it's... I guess...

Suddenly, the visions of General Potter and Denny appear.

General Potter: You are a disgrace to the flower people!

Sunny Funny: UGH!! SHUT UP!!

Denny: You will never be good at anything!

AsphaltianOof comes in with a chainsaw and kills the General Potter vision.

Denny: OH SHIT!

She quickly disappears.

Azaz: You're back already?

Sunny Funny: Thank you for getting rid of them...

AsphaltianOof: Yep. The traps and guns are all set! And just doing my duty to help friends!

Sunny Funny: Wait, what "Traps And Guns" are you talking about?

AsphaltianOof: Oh you didn't see? Over there! (He points where the car is near and the scene shows guns, cannon ball shooters, trip mines and other dangerous material set up)

Buckaroo: Ok, I know there is a lot of villains in the SFU but THAT many weapons for just a few??

AsphaltianOof: Yep!

Azaz: You are so defensive...

AsphaltianOof: That's my nature!

Azaz: Anyways, I am just gonna (he then gets his leg snapped by a bear trap) OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

AsphaltianOof: Oops.

Azaz: DAMNIT ASP!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BEAR TRAP NEAR THE PICNIC?! MY FOOT IS ACKING THE FUCK OUT!!

AsphaltianOof: Well sorry. I was throwing traps all over the place. Must have reflected back here.

Azaz: OHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN!!

Sunny Funny: Hold on. I'll help.

Sunny takes off the large bear trap that is stuck on Azaz's foot.

Azaz: Thanks Sunny. And Asp! What is the meaning of this!

AsphaltianOof: The meaning of what?

Azaz: OOOOOOO! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!

AsphaltianOof: Hey! Now that is not very nice!

While Azaz and AsphaltianOof are complaining, Boko The Rabbit is seen behind the picnic basket.

Boko: (Licks his lips) Foooooood at LAST!!

He goes through the basket and his face grows wildly "cute".

Boko: Mm m MM! Nothing like a nice carrot sandwich and some peas with it!

He is seen making himself a sandwich with carrots.

Boko is seen about to take a big bite but is stopped by Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Not so fast there little rodent! You thought you where so smart!

Sunny Funny is also seen with anger.

Boko: Heh heh. Heh... BYE!

He runs off with a zip.

Sunny Funny: If he comes back, make sure to set up traps!

Buckaroo: Will do.

The next scene shows Boko in a rabbit hole near the basket.

He sees the many traps Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof have placed.

Boko: Oh boy, this is gonna be tricky...

He however, successfully manages to make it through the traps.

Boko: Huh, I thought it was gonna be harder than that...

He is about to reach for the basket but suddenly, his hand gets snapped by a trap!

Boko: YEOWWWWW!!!

He pulls his hand out and a bear trap is seen on his hand.

Boko: Ohhhh the ever lasting---

Sunny Funny then comes.

Sunny Funny: Ah ha! Trying to be a sneak ay?

Boko: Ah shit!

She beats up Boko off screen and he comes back with a black eyes and bruised arm along with the bear trap on his hand.

He falls into the rabbit hole.

Boko: OOOOOOO! (He angrily takes the trap off of his hand) If I'm gonna need substance in my stomach, I gotta outwit those nagging mutineers! Now let's see...

While Boko is thinking, AsphaltianOof is seen making a "Dirt Castle".

AsphaltianOof: YAY! I made a dirty castle! (He gives it a flying kiss)

Azaz: Wow... I am not surprised...

Buckaroo: 10/10 for creativity. I never knew somebody could make such a thing.

Azaz: I'm gonna eat a sandwich now. I'm starving.

Buckaroo: I am gonna just join AsphaltianOof's castle.

AsphaltianOof: 🎵I built myself a dirt castle, I built myself a dirty castle!🎵 (Laughs in happiness)

Buckaroo: Hey Asp.

AsphaltianOof: Yeah Buckaroo what do you want?

Buckaroo: May I join the "dirty castle"?

AsphaltianOof: Sure thing! You shall be the first visitor inside!

Buckaroo: Ok!

Buckaroo joins AsphaltianOof's dirty castle while Boko is seen sneaking past it.

Boko: I got an idea! (He makes a evil grin)

It cuts to Azaz eating a sandwich while Sunny Funny is eating dirt.

Azaz: Why do you eat dirty anyways?

Sunny Funny: I am a flower. Besides it tastes good!

Azaz: Huh, that explains it I guess...

Boko is seen sneaking in with a sandwich costume on.

Boko: Now, once I lay on the floor with a thump noise, they shall find me and put me inside the basket!

He comes a bit more closer to the picnic and makes a loud thump noise while quickly getting into the sandwich costume.

Azaz: What was that?

Sunny Funny: I don't know.

Azaz checks and finds a sandwich.

Azaz: Oh! I wonder how that slipped out.

He grabs the sandwich and puts it in the basket.

Sunny Funny: What was it?

Azaz: Oh, a sandwich slipped out of the basket.

Sunny Funny: Ok then.

It shows the inside of the basket.

Boko: Success! Now I shall try some these delicious vegetables!

He starts chewing on a carrot.

Boko: Stunning. Isn't it?

Suddenly, the basket opens.

Boko: Uh oh... (He quickly hides in the sandwich costume.

AsphaltianOof: Boy oh boy! A large sandwich! Am I hungry!

He takes the sandwich. (Which is Boko's costume)

Boko: Oh no... dear God no...

AsphaltianOof: Yummy! Looks good!

Boko: No... no... NO!

AsphaltianOof takes a big bite of the sandwich.

Boko: AHHHHHHHHOW!!!

AsphaltianOof gets a confused shock on his face.

AsphaltianOof: What was that!

Boko: HE ATE MY LEGS!! HE ATE MY---

He then looks at his legs to see nothing badly damaged has happened besides some bite marks.

Boko: Oh... phew!

AsphaltianOof: Since when where we having rabbit sandwiches?

Sunny Funny: RABBIT SANDWICHES?! OOOOOO!! THAT DIRTY...

Boko: Uh oh... I better vamoose!

He quickly runs but the rabbit hole is blocked by Sunny.

Boko: Oh no...

Sunny Funny: So, thought you where clever huh?

Boko: I-I-I-I... maybe!

He runs off again.

Boko: Oh dear! What a terrible mess have I gotten into!

He quickly hides into a tree.

Inside is seen is his eyes.

Boko: Phew! Well, I am safe in the dark. The dark?! Uh oh... I need a match!

He lights up a match and Sunny is seen behind him smiling evilly.

Boko looks behind him.

Out of the tree comes a terrified Boko with white skin.

Boko then snaps out of it and runs off again.

Sunny Funny: AND STAY OUT!!

Boko is seen scared to death.

Bugs Bunny: Caught you! You where sneaking off again ehh?

Boko: No?

Bugs Bunny: LIES!

He grabs Boko and starts spanking him.

Boko: AHHHHHHHH WHY ME?!

The screen fades to black and cuts to the next scene.

AsphaltianOof is seen with a flower in his hand while Buckaroo is seen with him.

AsphaltianOof: Hey Buckaroo. This reminds me of Sunny Funny.

Buckaroo: Well, DUH! It is a flower!

The two start laughing.

AsphaltianOof: Ohhh that is a good one! (Laughs harder)

Meanwhile, Boko is seen with his next plan. (Apparently he sneaked from his house yet again)

Boko: With all of this dynamite, the explosion sounds will hopefully make them panic and run off leaving the basket behind. If not, I will make sure I follow them to their car! (Evil laughter)

The four are seen having fun until loud explosions are heard.

AsphaltianOof: I think my traps went off! An intruder must have came!

Azaz: Let's check!

They go to the traps and see nothing has gone off.

AsphaltianOof: What?

Azaz: Why aren't they off?

AsphaltianOof: Wait, if my traps didn't explode, then...

Another explosion is heard.

AsphaltianOof: Are we in a war zone?!

Azaz: Bruh... War is not common in Pensacola... it is rare.

AsphaltianOof: Oh... then what else could it be?

More explosion sounds are heard.

AsphaltianOof: I think we gotta warn everybody.

Azaz: Let's go!

The two run off while Boko is seen smiling evilly on a tree constantly dropping explosives in one hole.

AsphaltianOof: GUYS! EXPLOSIONS!

Buckaroo: Yeah yeah we know, we heard them.

Sunny Funny: I got the basket and other picnic material. Let's get going.

Azaz: Alright!

All four of them get in the car.

Boko: Ah ha. Guess it's time for the plan b!

He goes onto the car.

Boko: I must know every single tree in the forest!

Buckaroo: Welp, it was a day anyways right guys?

AsphaltianOof: Yeah. But I didn't to say bye to my dirt castle.

Azaz: (Sigh)

Sunny Funny: Well. It was fun while it lasted!

Buckaroo: We are driving off!

Buckaroo drives the car as Boko is seen on top of it.

Boko: Hmm... now where could they have put the basket. I am just gonna stay here until they come to a red light. Then I might get a few seconds to check! I guess I will go with the back trunk first.

After a 10 minute drive, a red light is seen.

Boko: Ok! Now to check the back trunk!

It cuts to the inside of the car where Boko has snuck in.

Boko (Whispering): Alright. I gotta see now!

He looks around and finds the picnic material along with the basket.

Boko: Nice! I found it with my bright white eye!

He opens the basket.

Boko: Hmmm...

He goes inside and he is seen on top of the vegetables.

Boko: BINGO!! Finally a good treat after a rough day!!

He is seen eating up everything in the basket.

The car however is very bumpy and Boko is unaware.

Boko feels a little bumpy on the bottom of the food.

Boko: Huh?

The basket then shakes up.

Boko: Woah! Umm... what is going o--

It shakes up again.

Boko: Ahh! What is this?!

The basket shakes up more as Boko is seen all over the scene.

Boko: What is going on outside?!

Boko looks outside the basket.

Boko: What is going on?!

He decides to take a peek outside the car.

Boko: Uh oh... bumpy rocks...

The car is seen driving off as material go all over the place.

Boko: DAMNIT!!

The basket crushes him.

Azaz: Do you think the material at the back is too much?

AsphaltianOof: Nah it's nothing.

Boko is seen getting the basket off of him.

Boko: Ugh! I hate this stupid car!

Suddenly, a gun is seen pointing at him.

Boko: WHA-- WHO PUTS THIS STUFF HERE?!

He sees guns, knives, trip mines, a chainsaw and everything else.

Boko: Oh no...

The car starts getting bumpy again and sharp objects go all over the place.

Boko: AHHHHHHHHH!!

He is seen dodging everything.

Buckaroo: You know, I wonder what happened to that rabbit that was trying to steal our food.

Sunny Funny: He probably went home.

Azaz: Yeah.

Boko is seen at the back all injured while still dodging the sharp objects.

Boko: (Breaks the fourth wall) Lesson of the story kids... never do ANYTHING I do in these stories!

He continues dodging the objects as it irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off with showing the Pensacola airlines.

A sign is seen that says "NO GREMLINS ALLOWED" along with a electric fence.

It closes in on the airlines to show MarioFan2009, Rh390110478, Gummy Cow, Internet Problem, CuldeeFell13, OcelotGuys224, Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy, Poopy Butt, Shrek, Black Yoshi, Woody, Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, Bowser Junior, Cody, Meggy, Tari, Joseph, Tony The Tiger, Toad, Buckaroo, TheSuperAlmightyDragon, Radish The Dog, Willoughby, Paula Fox, Katy Kat, Sunny Funny, AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Skulldozer, Zulzo, Zero Suit Samus, Bugs Bunny and Pearl in a plane.

MarioFan2009: I'm so happy they finally got rid of the Gremlin situation...

OcelotGuys224: Yeah. Now hopefully we can actually go to Canada! Quebec here I come!

Rh390110478: Two Gremlins hijacked the planes causing the airlines a huge delay for a week or so.

CuldeeFell13: Yeah but now it is back to normal!

Internet Problem: I hope it finally settles with them.

Gummy Cow: Me too!

Rosalina: Hey Mario.

Mario: Yeah?

Rosalina Can we make sure that Jeffy does not cause any trouble on the flight?

Mario: He is just... playing I guess...

Poopy Butt: Woof!

Jeffy is seen with Mario juggling pies for some reason.

Bowser Junior: Oh boy Chef Pee Pee! I can't wait to go to Canada! I hope the airlines don't get a delay this time.

Chef Pee Pee: Me too Junior.

Cody: Didn't you guys hear on the news? Gremlins where hijacking the planes constantly. They finally set up a trap for the pests to keep them out.

Joseph: Yeah dudes!

Bowser: Hey! Can you all be quiet? I'm trying to watch Charleyyy!

Tony The Tiger: Poop! I hope Canada has a lot of poop!

Shrek: Well I hope it has tons of Sara Lee Cheesecake! Mm m mm!

Black Yoshi: I can't wait to play some call of duties on this plane!

Toad: I'm just gonna listen to "Milk And Cookies"!

Woody: I'm gonna hunt some shrimpos in there Canada! Can't wait!

It shows TheSuperAlmightyDragon and Buckaroo close to each other.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: So uh, how are you doing?

Buckaroo: Nothing much. Just still remember the fact that I lost my family to The Big Bad General...

Sunny Funny: I lost mine to some wiki trolls...

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Wait a minute. The Big Bad General?

Buckaroo: Yeah. Something wrong?

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: That is the guy who tried to destroy Pensacola and take over Quebec. Which is in Canada... we are going to Quebec right?

Buckaroo: Correct.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Oh... ok then. Should be interesting.

AsphaltianOof: Hey Az. Is there some sprite in the bags?

Azaz: I think so. You need some?

AsphaltianOof: Only if I get thirsty on the flight!

Zulzo: I could use some sprite as well.

Skulldozer: I wish I could but I'm a robot sadly...

Radish: I don't even know what Canada is. Can someone please explain?

Katy Kat: It is a North American country next to United States.

Paula Fox: It is on the left by the way.

Radish: Oh. Well, I think I will be getting ready to go there!

Willoughby: I don't even know what I am doing here anyway. I just decided to hop along.

Zero Suit Samus: So Bugs, who is Boko?

Bugs Bunny: He is just my troublesome son. He keeps trying to steal from Sunny Funny's garden.

Pearl: Yikes, I think he just needs some attention from you something...

Bugs Bunny: Yeah, I'll make sure I do when I get back.

He chews on a carrot.

Meggy: I can't wait to see what Canada look like!

Tari: Me too! I hope there are a lot of ducks there!

Pilot (Announcer): Attention everybody. Please fasten your seat belts. We are about to take off soon.

Later outside...

Gremlin: Gah! Now that they have found a solution to get rid of me, how am I gonna have my fun??

He then hears a conversation going on to his right.

Gremlin: What is that?

He goes and checks to see Badman, Invertosis, Moony UnFunny, Boko The Rabbit, Heart Head, Firestar, Ice Man, Mega Maid, Onion Cream, Bully Bill, Nancy, Cop 5, The Fireman, The Big Bad General and DBT Guy.

Badman: You Nancy where the reason my son died!

Nancy: Well we revived him! And thus he just betrayed us!

Firestar: We made Jeffy feel better to get revenge on you!

Nancy: Why are you all blaming me?

Boko: Why can't we just forget about what Nancy did guys?

Fireman: We really need to get a new plan to destroy the SFU.

Big Bad General: I heard the people where going to Quebec for a vacation! Let's go hit the road.

Gremlin: Am I missing a party?

Ice Man: Huh?

They all look down to see the red Gremlin.

DBT Guy: Who are you?

Heart Head: And what brings you here anyways?

Gremlin: I am a Gremlin, I have been trying to hijack planes for months.

Mega Maid: A Gremlin?

Onion Cream: I thought that was just a legend...

Cop 5: Pleased to meet you Gremlin! I am Cop 5!

Fireman: Fireman's the name.

DBT Guy: I am Does Bad Things Guy. But for short, call me DBT Guy.

Onion Cream: Onion Cream! The leader of the wiki trolls!

Heart Head: I'm Heart Head. I hate love and Valentine's Day!

Mega Maid: I'm Mega Maid.

Bully Bill: I'm Bully Bill. I like to bully people!

Boko: I'm Boko The Rabbit!

Firestar: Call me Firestar!

Badman: They call me Badman.

Ice Man: You can call me Ice Man.

Nancy: I'm Nancy.

Big Bad General: My names The Big Bad General.

Invertosis: Invertosis here.

Moony UnFunny: I'm Moony UnFunny.

Gremlin: Pleased to meet you all! I guess...

Badman: What do you want from us anyway?

Gremlin: Nothing... I was just gonna ask if you'd like to... uhhh...

Firestar and Ice Man look at each other.

Gremlin: Destroy a vacation?

Big Bad General: That is what we where just going to do!

Fireman: Yeah! You can join us if you'd like!

Gremlin: Yay!

Invertosis: You can be a newbie. But since you have been known to hijack, help us out a bit will you?

Badman: You can drive my helicopter if you'd like.

Gremlin: Ok! Let's drive off fast!

Badman: After him!

They all follow The Gremlin, get into the helicopter and drive off.

A good 24 hours pass by...

Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen. We are here. Enjoy you're stay!

Everybody gets off of the plane.

MarioFan2009: Soooo... where do we start?

Rh390110478: We've got some beach items. Wanna go some where?

CuldeeFell13: Would love too!

OcelotGuys224: Oh boy!

Internet Problem: Yes!

Gummy Cow: Cowabunga! Sure will!

MarioFan2009: Count me in!

Rh390110478: Alright!

Meanwhile...

A helicopter is seen flying on board.

Badman: So, what is your plan?

Gremlin: I don't know. I can think of multiple things but can't decide for myself...

Boko: I got it! Let's see what they are up to and we can decide what we can do then.

Firestar: Smart thinking!

Gremlin: I like the sound of that! Look everywhere for them.

Badman: Will do!

They are seen looking around for them everywhere.

A few minutes later...

Everyone is seen at the Haldimand Beach.

Fireman: Guys, I see some figures in the distance.

Gremlin: Where are they?

Fireman: Somewhere near a beach.

Boko: What beach name is it anyway?

Cop 5: I'm checking on my locator. Hold on.

Cop 5 is seen looking at his locator to find out where they are exactly.

Cop 5: Ok um, it says... Haldi... umm... ok what the fuck is this?

Big Bad General: Give me that! I will check it myself.

He looks at it.

Big Bad General: Ahh... Haldimand Beach.

Mega Maid and Moony UnFunny: Haldimand Beach??

DBT Guy: What kind of name is that?

Ice Man: I don't know... but I think we might as well just stick to it.

Cop 5: Whatever. Let's get our revenge on them!

Gremlin: Hand tight!

He drives the helicopter to a near by hill.

Gremlin: Alrighty. We are here!

Heart Head: This place... kind of looks beautiful...

Fireman: Shut up Heart Head!

Heart Head: Ok. Geez...

Bully Bill: What is the plan anyway?

Onion Cream: Trolling?

Boko: Stealing?

Gremlin: Can you guys find any large rocks?

Big Bad General: What's your plan?

Gremlin: We are gonna crash the beach!

Big Bad General: With rocks?

Gremlin: Umm... how about a boulder?

Badman: Brilliant idea!

Fireman: Me and Onion Cream will try to see what we can find.

Invertosis: Me and Moony will help.

Gremlin: Glad you guys are thinking fast! They won't be here for long so we gotta hurry.

DBT Guy: On it!

Ice Man: Whatever you say!

Gremlin: As for you Badman, Nancy, Cop 5, Boko and Nancy. Please help me set up a holder for the massive boulder.

Boko: Will d-- Wait a minute. I am short! I will get crushed!

Badman: Don't worry. We will help so you don't get ripped to guts.

Boko: Thanks!

Gremlin: And for you Bully Bill, Heart Head, Firestar, Ice Man, DBT Guy and Mega Maid. Please make sure that the holder is perfectly fit so nothing goes wrong.

Heart Head: Sure thing!

Firestar: Will do!

Big Bad General: What about me?

Gremlin: Make sure the people don't leave.

Big Bad General: I have a sharp eye out!

Everybody is seen doing what they're supposed to do.

Gremlin: Soon, I shall have my revenge on those no good for nothing people! They will wish they'd never kick me out and my brother!

Big Bad General: Wait, you have a brother?

Gremlin: Yes. He is currently in Los Angeles. His skin colour is blue by the way.

Big Bad General: Oh.

Moony UnFunny: We found the boulder you asked for!

Onion Cream: Now what?

Gremlin: You guys are in at the right time! We got a holder set up.

Invertosis: Alright!

They are seen setting up the boulder to go straight to the beach and cause massive damage to it.

Gremlin: Alright, once I say go, be prepared to drop the load!

All: Got it!

Gremlin: 1... 2... 3... OK GO!

They let go of the boulder and it stumbles upon the beach.

MarioFan2009: What is that noise?!

Everybody at the beach looks up and are frightened.

Willoughby: RO-- RO--- RO-- BOULDER!!!

Everybody panics and runs out of the beach terrified for their lives.

The boulder however, does not kill anybody and a gets reflected back by a pine tree.

Gremlin: HA HA HA HA HA!! That is what they get!

DBT Guy: Agreed!

Fireman: Totally deserved! Hahahaha!

A shadow is seen covering everyone up.

Bully Bill: Umm... guys, why is it so dark?

Mega Maid: I don't know...

They all look up to see the boulder about to crush them.

Big Bad General: OHHHHH SHIT!!

Boko: RUNNNNN!!

They run but the boulder instantly crushes them excluding the Gremlin.

Gremlin: HOLY--- OH NO!! GUYS!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

Badman: Gremlin... why...

Gremlin: I'M OUTTA HERE!!

He jumps off the hill.

Onion Cream: Ohhh... the pain...

Heart Head: I think I am permanently paralyzed...

Firestar: You can say that again!

13 hours later...

The news comes on.

Goodman: Breaking News Mkay! A few hours ago, a boulder in Canada, Quebec destroyed a beach. Luckily however, nobody was injured or killed in the incident. However, the Haldimand Beach has been destroyed. People are tying to figure out what happened at the time. The boulder was gone after that. More news reports shall be coming as updated.

MarioFan2009: Oh my God! A wonderful vacation just DESTROYED!

Rh390110478: I know right?!

CuldeeFell13: I was having fun there!

Internet Problem: Me too...

Gummy Cow: Guys, calm down. At least we still have each other...

MarioFan2009: I guess you are right... it's not a vacation that matters.

CuldeeFell13: Yeah, one of us could have tragically died.

Gummy Cow: Hey guys, who wants to get some ice cream and forget about the situation?

All: I do!

Gummy Cow: Ok! Let's go then!

They all leave to get ice cream.

Meanwhile...

It shows nighttime in Canada while Badman and his friends are still crushed under the boulder.

DBT Guy: Guys, what time is it?

Nancy: I don't even know.

Onion Cream: Can someone pretty pleaaasee GET THIS FUCKING BOULDER OFF OF ME!!!

Cop 5: No can do Onion... we are stuck here...

Ice Man: You know, I kind of feel comfortable this way.

Mega Maid: I agree.

Badman: This is no time to get comfortable! We are trapped here because of that Gremlin!

Heart Head: Hey, don't blame him...

Badman: Don't blame him? DON'T BLAME HIM?! THIS WAS HIS DAMN IDEA!!

Firestar: That may be true but...

Invertosis: It's not his fault that his plan backfired at us and crushed us.

Badman: But why did he just leave us behind?!

Fireman: He might as well had to leave fast.

Boko: Besides, he can't get the boulder off of us. He is too tiny like me.

Big Bad General: Well... what do we do then?

Moony UnFunny: I guess we are stuck here...

DBT Guy: Maybe someone can find us.

Nancy: Hopefully... but I guess we are just stuck here for now.

Invertosis: Yeah... we could have just stayed in Pensacola and had fun vandalizing the city.

Badman: OOOOOOO!! INVERTOSIS NOW YOU FUCKING TELL US THAT?! WE COULD HAVE JUST IT INSTEAD!! Now I wish I never encountered the Gremlin...

Big Bad General: To be honest, I guess we are just staying here.

Badman: WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP REPEATING YOURSELVES?!

Boko: Dunno...

The screen fades to black ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have some swearing and violence.

It starts off with the bell ringing at the "Y U DUMB" elementary school.

Jackie Chu: Alright crass. Today we learn about fractions.

Bowser Junior: Fractions??

Cody: Huh, seems interesting.

Bowser Junior: Because your a nerd with four eyes Cody!

Cody: Junior... how many times are you gonna insult me in these episodes?

Bowser Junior: Probably when your dead at the age of 100!

Cody: (Sigh) Might as well roll along then...

Jeffy is seen at his desk while Bully Bill is seen with a smirk on his face.

Bully Bill: Hey retard. I bet you don't know how to math!

Jeffy: Yeah I do! 2+2=74!

Bully Bill: No retard! Where did you get that from anyhow?

Jeffy: I pulled it out of my ass.

Bully Bill: (Facepalm) Alright then, what is 8-4?

Jeffy: 8!

Bully Bill: No! Where are you getting his from?

Jeffy: I just know! Don't judge me!

Bully Bill: Well, you are gonna be a failure retard!

Jeffy: Call me a retard one more time and you will get a knuckle sandwich!

Bully Bill: RETARD!

Jeffy: THAT'S IT!

He lunges to Bully Bill's desk and starts viciously beating him up.

Jackie Chu then sees this.

Jackie Chu: DAMNIT!!! STOP FIGHTING!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?!

At home...

Jeffy: Hey daddy.

Mario: I swear Jeffy you got expelled...

Jeffy: I got suspended for beating up a dumbass's ass.

Mario: JEFFY! Why do you always need to start fights!

Jeffy: I had to show that fucker who's boss!

Mario: (Sigh) Jeffy, I'm speechless. Please leave.

Jeffy: Alright daddy.

He leaves the room.

The scene cuts to Bully Bill at home with injuries.

Banzai Bill: Son! Why do you always get beat up at school?

Bully Bill: There is this retard who keeps beating me up dad...

Banzai Bill: Well if you don't approve soon you will be grounded! Now get upstairs and go to sleep!

Bully Bill: Fine dad...

He goes upstairs.

Bully Bill: Why can't that dipshit just admit that he is a retard?

???: Psst. Hey.

Bully Bill: What the? Who's there.

Badman: It's just us kid.

Bully Bill: Badman? Nancy? Invertosis? DBT Guy? Moony UnFunny? What are y'all doing in here?

Invertosis: We heard about you being constantly beaten up by a kid at school.

DBT Guy: We decided to come here and help you.

Bully Bill: Really? Bu-- (His back cracks) OWWW!

Nancy: You alright?

Bully Bill: Yeah... I guess... ouch. How will you help me?

Badman: We have brought a few items with us!

Bully Bill: What are they?

Moony UnFunny: Dangerous material.

Bully Bill: Wot? *YES! IT WAS MISSPELLED ON PURPOSE BY THE WAY*

DBT Guy: You heard us. We are going to kill him!

Bully Bill: But I have never killed anybody have I? I only bully people.

Badman: Well it shall be your first time doing so! Follow us and you can think of the plans!

Bully Bill: Alright! (Evil laughter)

At night time...

Badman: Alright madlad. What do we do?

Bully Bill: You guys got any bombs?

Invertosis: Just call it an explosive or dynamite.

DBT Guy: And yes, we do have some.

Bully Bill: Ok! We are gonna explode that retard's house!

Nancy: Nice idea! I can't wait to see my "son" gone for good!

DBT Guy: Where do we set up the dynamite though?

Bully Bill: Around the ground of the house!

Badman: Nice!

It shows them setting up dynamite around the house.

Bully Bill lights up the match and ignites the white line.

All of them hide in a bush.

Nancy: This should be great!

The dynamite explodes sending the house flying.

Bully Bill: Huh?

Moony UnFunny: Where did the house go?

A shadow covers up the bush.

Invertosis: Not again!

They get crushed by the house.

Chef Pee Pee is seen opening the door.

Chef Pee Pee: Who's there?! What the hell was that?! (He looks to his right and left) Huh... must have been a earthquake or something...

He closes the door.

A sewer hole's lid is seen being opened up as a crushed and angered Badman is seen coming out.

It fades to black and goes to the next scene.

Bully Bill: We gotta lurk the retard out.

DBT Guy: But how so?

Bully Bill: I heard that he has a dog. I will bark like it so he can come out!

Invertosis: Good idea I guess.

Bully Bill opens a window to the house and barks like Poopy Butt.

However, the real Poopy Butt comes in barking crazy and attacks Bully Bill.

Bully Bill: OH SHIT!!

A huge fight cloud is seen happening outside.

Moony UnFunny, Badman, DBT Guy, Invertosis and Nancy also get pulled into the huge fight.

The cloud is seen moving viciously all over the place.

Buckaroo is seen on the street walking. That is until he sees the huge fight cloud.

Buckaroo: AHHHH!!

He gets sucked into the fight.

Poopy Butt leaves while the villains along with Buckaroo are seen injured.

Buckaroo: Why you no good for nothing! (He rolls up his sleeves and is about to beat them up)

Badman: Oh shit...

Nancy: No... no...

The scene quickly cuts to Badman and his friends behind a bush with more injuries.

Badman: On second thought... that was not a good idea since we got beaten up twice. Both where by animals...

DBT Guy: Bully, can you please think of a plan that can't get us injured?

Bully Bill: Stop bothering me! Can't you see I'm thinking? Hmmm... I got it! I think the retard might need to use the bathroom.

Nancy: Yeah, and?

Bully Bill: How about we put dynamite somewhere near the toilet or something?

Moony UnFunny: I think that may be a good idea.

Badman: But where do we hide?

DBT Guy: I have been in the bathroom once before and there is a small shower in a box like place with a window.

Invertosis: Hmmm... I guess we can try.

Bully Bill: Alright!

It shows them in the bathroom placing some dynamite near the toilet.

They find the shower and hide in it quickly.

Bully Bill: Oh boy! This is gonna be great!

Shrek is seen entering the bathroom.

Shrek: Oh donkey! I can't wait to take a crap!

Badman: Wait a minute... that does not sound like the kid...

Bully Bill: No, he always sounds like he has been hitting puberty... let me check.

He looks outside and a shocked expression is on his face.

Bully Bill: NOOOOOOO! (He runs to the bathroom quickly. However, Shrek has already entered)

Badman: What's wrong?? (He looks outside)

Moony UnFunny: What happened?

DBT Guy: I don't know...

A explosion is heard and Bully Bill is seen with the dynamite that has exploded ripping off it off piece by piece while exhaustedly moving around.

Bully Bill: 🎵When the kids go to school tomrrroooww...🎵 (He quickly snaps out of it and looks at the dynamite he is holding)

Invertosis: What happened Bill?

Bully Bill: There was a green man like figure going to the bathroom!

Shrek is seen all grey behind him.

Shrek: So you where the little donkeys who exploded the toilet! Come here you!

Nancy: DAMNIT!!

DBT Guy: WHY BULLY BILL?! WHY?!

The screen fades to black and goes to the next scene.

Badman: Bully, this is the last time we are helping you! This time you fail, we leave!

Bully Bill: Alright then! Fine! Don't blame me if a plan backfires... geez.

Badman: Well who keeps failing the plan anyways?!

Everybody points at him.

Bully Bill: FINE! I am trying to think! Do you guys have a rocket launcher?

Invertosis: Ummm... (He looks into the weapons bag and finds one) well yes we do...

Bully Bill: Our final plan is gonna be exploding the house to bits!

Moony UnFunny: Didn't we already try that?

Bully Bill: Yeah but that was very different than what we are about to do now!

DBT Guy: I'm listening.

Bully Bill: Alright (He starts whispering in everyone's ears in a circle)

The screen then cuts to the next scene where everyone is seen in a bush preparing the rocket launcher.

Nancy: This stuff is heavy...

Badman: I know...

Bully Bill: Alright now... fire!

DBT Guy pulls the trigger of the rocket launcher but it does not shoot anything.

DBT Guy: Umm... guys?

Invertosis: Yeah?

DBT Guy: It's not working...

Badman: What?? Why?

DBT Guy: I think you might wanna check for yourself or so.

Badman and Bully Bill check the rocket launcher.

Badman: It's working perfectly...

Bully Bill: Why didn't it fire?

Nancy: Try checking the ammo?

Badman: Hold on...

He pulls out the large rocket launcher bullet.

Bully Bill: What's wrong with it?

Badman: I don't know...

Suddenly, the bullet explodes sending everyone flying.

Moony UnFunny: How was that even possible??

Badman: I don't know... Bully Bill. Do you have any other ideas?

Bully Bill: No... I kinda just lost my taste for killing the retard now...

It shows Chloroplast in her house.

The ceiling suddenly crashes through and Badman and his friends are seen on ground injured.

Chloroplast: What the?! INTRUDERS!!

Bully Bill: Ohhhh no...

DBT Guy: I'd rather just stay here and get beaten up... no point of running now...

It cuts shows the outside of the house as loud noises are heard.

It irises out on the scene.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may contain some swearing and violence.

It starts off with High and Grodo sleeping in the kitchen.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole to go to the fridge for some food.

High wakes up to see him.

High: Hey Grodo, psst! Wake up!

Grodo: What do you want?

High: The rodent's out of his hole. Let's get him!

Grodo: Really! This is gonna be fun!

Mouse is seen opening the fridge humming.

High and Grodo are seen right behind him while he is searching the fridge.

Mouse looks back behind him and is shocked.

High: Thought we are fast asleep huh?

Mouse: Ah crap... not again.

Mouse runs away while High and Grodo chase him.

Mouse eventually goes back into his hole safe and sound.

High: Grodo we will never get him like this. He is always too fast for us.

Grodo: Your right High. And since he is gonna resist always, I have some plans!

High: Really? What is it?

Grodo: Come here. (He whispers into High's ear)

High: Great idea!

Grodo: Go get the cheese.

High: Will do!

It cuts to High putting some cheese around a corner and hiding behind Grodo.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole because of the smell of the cheese.

He slowly approaches the smell with curiosity and hunger.

Grodo is seen holding a mallet ready to attack.

High: I see him! Get ready!

Grodo: Sure will!

Mouse is seen close to the corner.

Mouse quickly appears with a metal bowl in his hand as Grodo strikes the mallet.

Grodo gets shaken up.

Mouse quickly steals the cheese and runs back into his hole.

High: DAMNIT! Grodo!

Grodo (Dizzy): Wha-- W-- What?

High: He got away!

Grodo: He did?! Damnit! What did he use that made me that dizzy and shaken up?

High: I don't know... but it was a clever one... got any other ideas?

Grodo: I think so...

The scene cuts to the next plan where they put some food on the ground close to the hole and hold dangerous sharp objects such as knives and axes.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole to pick up the food.

Suddenly, Grodo strikes his axe and Mouse runs to the food fast.

High stops him with a knife.

Mouse is seen running back to his hole but is stopped by Grodo's hand.

Mouse: Oh no...

He runs off into the pantry and locks it shut.

High: OPEN UP THAT DAMN DOOR!!

They break open the door and look inside.

Grodo: Where is he?

High: I don't know. I think he might as well ran off or something...

Mouse is seen going into his hole with the food safely.

Mouse is seen going back to the pantry.

Grodo: He is not in here...

The Mouse then quickly sneaks up behind them and closes the door while locking it.

Grodo: Hey, who closed the door! Open it!

The two cats are seen attempting to open the door while it is locked.

The eventually break open the door again and get out.

High: How did that door shut on us?

Grodo: Probably that mouse!

High: Why don't we reach into his hole?

Grodo: Oof! I never knew about that!

They go to the hole and High puts his hand inside the latter.

Inside, Mouse is seen scared because of High's grey hand.

10 seconds pass by and High finally catches something.

High: I think I got him!

Grodo: Really? You did?

High: Yeah!

A whistle noise is heard.

High: Huh?

The Mouse is seen smiling while close to his hole.

Mouse: You got something in your hand?

High: Wait, if the mouse is over there... then what am I holding?

He opens his hand and a large dynamite stick is seen.

A explosion occurs and High's skin turns more grey.

High: WELP! Back to kitchen! I smell something burning!

Grodo: The fuck happened?

High: Son of a bitch tricked me with a dynamite...

He falls on the ground exhausted as it fades to black and goes to the next scene.

Grodo: I don't know what else to think. Let's try mouse traps!

High: I guess so. Then we can eat him up!

It shows High and Grodo putting a mouse trap near the mouse hole and walk off to hide.

Mouse however is seen bringing in the bulldog by a leash who has previously appeared in Doggone Cats!, Mouse Wreckers and The Duck-Sitter.

Mouse: That's right. Keep following me big woof woof!

He is seen bringing the Bulldog all the way to where High and Grodo placed the mouse trap at.

Mouse then runs off leaving the bulldog to look at the mouse trap in curiosity.

High and Grodo are seen hiding while laughing.

The mouse trap is heard going off.

Grodo: Yes! It went off!

High: Let's go check then!

They go all the way to trap to see a large bulldog.

The bulldog growls at them.

High: Oh shit...

Grodo: RUN DAMNIT!!

They run off as the bulldog starts chasing them.

The Mouse is seen with a large cage behind him with bars.

Mouse: Here cats! Hide in this cage I found!

High and Grodo go into the cage as Mouse locks it up.

The Bulldog is seen looking at two cats in anger.

Mouse: Oh you want to join too? Well why didn't you say so!

He opens the cage and pushes the dog in.

Mouse then closes the cage and puts a curtain on the cage and leaves.

Mouse: Have fun!

Suddenly, the cage starts being pushed around viciously.

The cage goes all the way upstairs into Mario's room.

Mario sees the cage moving around as he has a shocked expression on his face.

Mario: What is going on?!

The cage is seen still moving around repeatedly as meowing and growling is heard.

The cage's door opens up and High and Grodo come out.

High: Ohhhh God... what a day...

Grodo: I think a nap will do me a lot good...

The Bulldog leaves the room.

Mario: What the hell happened?!

High: Don't ask us...

Grodo: A dog just attacked us. And now we are gonna take a nap.

They two fall on the ground exhausted and go to sleep.

Mario: Ok then... some pretty weird cats I guess...

Meanwhile downstairs...

Mouse is seen talking up all the food and taking them into his hole house.

It shows the inside of the hole.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) They really don't know how smart I am do they?

He pulls a small curtain that shows the days that he has been dealing with High and Grodo while winking at the audience as it irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing in it.

It shows off a cliff with five turkey vultures.

Mother Buzzard: Alright kiddies, now I want you to all go out and bring something home for dinner! Now let's see... (She points at the first turkey vulture) you bring a moose, (She points at the second one) you go bring a cow, (She points at the third vulture) you go bring a horse (She points at the final one) and you go bring something big!

Vultures: Ok mamma!

The three of them go off like planes except for one.

Mamma Buzzard: Why Killer? What's the matter? Get going! Scram!

Beaky Buzzard: Oh no no no no. Nope, no no, I rather not, nope no uh uh no nope!

Mamma Buzzard: Well at least go get an insect or a worm! Or something...

Beaky Buzzard: Ohhh no no no no nope, no no, nope sorry uh uh.

Fed up, she kicks Beaky a.k.a. Killer off the cliff.

Beaky Buzzard: I rather not do it, nope, uh uh rather not!

He looks down and gets shocked.

Beaky Buzzard: YIPE!

He is seen falling down. However, a few seconds later he is clumsily flying.

Beaky Buzzard: Ohhhh loop da tup da loody loop. La la doop, loodly loop.

While the other three vultures are seen going to get food, Beaky Buzzard is very oblivious to the fact they all left.

Meanwhile...

I.M Meen, Invertosis, Dan, Moony UnFunny and Rh 3.0 are seen trying to plan their attack on Pensacola.

I.M Meen: Soo... I lost my position... I can't believe it...

Dan: I agree... you where doing so well until those idiots came and ruined everything!

Invertosis: What do we do to get back at them?

I.M Meen: I don't know! We gotta think of something...

Beaky Buzzard is seen flying above them and spots them.

He quickly goes on a roof and stares down at them.

Beaky Buzzard: (Breaks the fourth wall) Now uh. You just watch me folks. I'm gonna get me multiples!

He is seen staring at them waiting to have his right chance to attack.

While waiting, he pulls out a napkin and puts it on his neck along with pulling out a fork and butter knife in his hands.

I.M Meen: So, any ideas? Anybody??

Rh 3.0: I really don't know what to think...

Moony UnFunny: Guys, do you ever get the feeling your being watched?

Dan: No? Why do you say that?

Moony UnFunny: I feel like I'm being watched...

I.M Meen: Hmmm...

I.M Meen looks around and he finds Beaky in the roof.

I.M Meen: Hey!

Invertosis: What's wrong?

I.M Meen: There is a large bird on the roof!

Dan: A large bird?

Moony UnFunny: Ohhh... now I understand why I felt like I was being watched...

Rh 3.0: What the heck is it doing on the roof?

I.M Meen: I don't know... what kind of species is it anyways?

Rh 3.0: Let me see. (He goes on the internet using his mind to search up "Black Large Birds")

Invertosis: Any results?

Dan: What does your search say?

Rh 3.0: I have one good result. It says a turkey vulture.

I.M Meen: A turkey vulture??

Rh 3.0: Yes... a vulture. They prey on dead animals and on rare cases, humans or other organisms I think.

Moony UnFunny: Hmmm... maybe we can use that bird for an attack?

Dan: I don't know what to think.

I.M Meen: I think that is brilliant idea!

Invertosis: Hold up, I will try calling it down.

Beaky Buzzard is seen staring down while Invertosis takes a few steps closer.

Invertosis: Hey Vulture! Come down here!

Beaky Buzzard: Ohh um. Alright.

He lazily comes down flying.

Invertosis: You're a turkey vulture right?

Beaky Buzzard: Mm hmm. Yep.

Invertosis: You eat organisms?

Beaky Buzzard: Mm hmm...

Invertosis: How's about a deal?

Beaky Buzzard: Sounds good.

Invertosis: Alright. Come here. (He whispers into Beaky Buzzard's ear)

It cuts to the scene where Sunny Funny is harvesting her crops.

Beaky Buzzard: Gosh, that looks great I guess.

I.M Meen: Ok. Go get her when you are ready!

Dan: Yeah!

Beaky Buzzard: Mm hmm.

Moony UnFunny, I.M Meen, Invertosis, Rh 3.0 and Dan leave while Beaky Buzzard is sitting there like a statue.

Sunny Funny leaves the garden after planting in new crops.

Beaky Buzzard: (Humming)

Boko then comes to the garden to steal the crops.

Beaky Buzzard: Ah ha... target for tonight!

Boko is seen grabbing some carrots but then suddenly, he is snatched by Beaky Buzzard.

Boko: Wha-- HEY!! LET ME GO!! HELP!!

Beaky Buzzard comes back with his hands behind his back.

Beaky Buzzard: I got it I got it!

I.M Meen: YOU DID?!

Moony UnFunny: Show us!

He then shows Boko the rabbits who is struggling to get out of Beaky's hands.

Boko: Let me goooo!!

All five of them have not impressed faces. (While Dan's mouth is wide open, Moony UnFunny is shocked, I.M Meen is pissed off, Invertosis is confused and Rh 3.0 is seen face palming multiple times)

Dan: That is not what we asked for!

Rh 3.0: Dumb bird! We asked for a living flower! Not a rabbit!

Beaky Buzzard: Gosh, you could have just told me!

He goes back to the garden and comes back with a rose flower.

Beaky Buzzard: Here you go!

I.M Meen face palms in anger.

I.M Meen: UGGGHHHH!! NOT THAT!!

Moony UnFunny: I think we need to tell him what we are talking about... the poor bird seems confused or something.

Invertosis: I think I might have to agree. Let's go properly tell him.

I.M Meen: Fine!

It shows them looking at window of Sunny Funny's house while Sunny is in the kitchen cooking lunch.

Dan: Alright, now you see that?

Beaky Buzzard: Umm yep!

I.M Meen: THAT, is the flower we are asking for. Please capture it and bring it to us.

Beaky Buzzard: The one with the pink stuff on her head?

Moony UnFunny: Correct!

Rh 3.0 You think you can get her?

Beaky Buzzard: Totally!

Invertosis: (Opens the window) Then go get her!

Beaky Buzzard quickly flies in.

I.M Meen: This time we told him properly. He can't be dumb this time!

Dan: Agreed.

Beaky Buzzard: Nope nope nope nope nope... I rather not.

Sunny Funny: What's all the talking?

She turns off the oven goes to check.

Beaky Buzzard: Uh uh. I rather not nope noppers.

Sunny Funny: Hey, what are you doing here in my house? What are you anyways?

Beaky Buzzard: Me? My mother told me to bring some for dinner.

Sunny Funny: For dinner? What are you bringing?

Beaky Buzzard: Well to make a long story short, I found some five weird people on the street and I decided to capture them. They offered me to capture you instead though.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?! Where are they?!

Beaky Buzzard points his thumb at the window.

Sunny Funny: I'm gonna check who they are...

Beaky Buzzard: Alrighters.

She goes outside and sees I.M Meen, Moony UnFunny, Dan, Rh 3.0 and Invertosis laughing.

Rh 3.0: I can't wait to see what Beaky is gonna offer!

Moony UnFunny: I hope she is dead by now!

Sunny Funny: YOU FIVE!

I.M Meen: Um.

They all look at the window to see Sunny Funny looking at them angered.

Dan: Oh shit guys...

Invertosis: RUNNN!!

The five run but the back of I.M Meen's shirt is grabbed by Sunny Funny.

She throws I.M Meen at the other four making them fall to the ground.

Rh 3.0: Owww...

Invertosis: My back hurts...

Sunny Funny's shadow is seen.

Moony UnFunny: Oh no...

Invertosis: NOT AGAIN!! I am tired of these beatings!

The screen cuts to black.

Meanwhile, the four vultures are seen on the cliff waiting for Beaky to return.

Mother Buzzard: Where did my Killer go? He must be bringing home something big!

Beaky Buzzard is seen back with his hands behind his back.

Mother Buzzard: KILLER! Oh my sweet Killer! Where have you b-- wait...

Beaky Buzzard: Err yep.

Mother Buzzard: I tell you to bring some meat and you come back empty handed! What is wrong with you Killer?! Why can't you be like your brothers??

Behind Beaky's Buzzard's hands are I.M Meen, Dan, Moony UnFunny, Invertosis and Rh 3.0 with injuries.

Dan: I hate my life...

I.M Meen: What an embarrassment!

Invertosis: Agreed...

It irises out on them.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have some swearing and violence in it.

It starts with Heart Head going around and destroying love.

Heart Head: Muhahahaha! I love my job! It is what keeps me alive! I get good wage off of it!

He shoots a couple and the two start disliking each other.

Heart Head: HAHAHAHAHA!! I'm so glad I am doing this job! Badman is amazing for allowing me to work for him!

A few hours pass by with a ton of havoc and he goes back to Badman.

Heart Head: Oh Badmaaan!

Badman: Yes Heart Head! How was your day today?

Heart Head: It was amazing! Destroyed love a hundred times today!

Badman: Amazing work! The town of Pensacola shall suffer more tomorrow!

The two evilly laugh while the screen cuts to black.

The news then comes on.

Goodman: Breaking News Mkay! The Heart Head fugitive is still at large. He has destroyed love a hundred times today and has yet not been caught. It has been going on since the 14th of February which was exactly on Valentine's Day. More news updates shall come soon.

It shows AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo sitting on the couch.

AsphaltianOof: (Sigh) Heart Head is still at large...

Azaz: Why doesn't he give up? Can't he come back next year?

Buckaroo: I don't know... he just has a huge hobby of doing so.

AsphaltianOof: I hope he gets his karma one day.

The next day...

Heart Head is seen sleeping in his "Anti-Valentine's Day" bed.

In his dreams, he is seen ruining Valentine's Day by wrecking decorations, shooting people with his ex-love gun, destroying shops and much more.

Heart Head then wakes up.

Heart Head: OH BOY!! Another day for a payout! (He stamps a "Anti Heart" on his wall. While that, it shows the many other times he has wrecked havoc for love)

Badman: Hey um, Heart Head?

Heart Head: Yeah Badman? What do you want?

Badman: Well uh. I'm sorry to actually say this but.

Heart Head: Yeah? Go on!

Badman: I'm replacing you with someone else...

Heart Head: Wait, WHAT?!

Badman: Yeah. I found someone who is actually a bit better than you. His name is Purple Head.

Heart Head: Who is this jerk you are replacing me with?!

Badman whistles and a purple version of Heart Head comes in.

Purple Head: Hey there.

Badman: Hi Purple Head! You ready for your first day of work?

Purple Head: Sure am! Who is that goof ball in front of us?

Heart Head: Hey!

Badman: He is just Heart Head. Heart Head say hi to Purple Head!

Heart Head: Hi...

Purple Head: Hi ya there!

Badman: Well sorry Heart Head but... your fired...

Heart Head: What for?!

Badman: Sorry but, you are just a week old now... I decided to replace you...

Purple Head: Yeah bud! Scram!

Heart Head leaves with a huge sad face.

Badman: Welcome Purple Head! It's time to start your first day at work! Get going and hunt down some love!

Purple Head: Will do Badman!

He leaves to go destroy love. However, while walking off, he "accidentally" tramples Heart Head.

Purple Head: Sorry!

He leaves and goes downstairs.

Heart Head (Muffled): Ohhh how humiliating!

It cuts to Sunny Funny's house.

Buckaroo: You know, I wonder how the villains are doing after the events of The Election!.

Azaz: I kind of wondered that as well.

AsphaltianOof: Me too... hey Sunny!

Sunny Funny comes downstairs.

Sunny Funny: Yes Asp?

AsphaltianOof: Go get me a sprite from the refrigerator.

Sunny Funny: Why can't you just go get it yourself?

AsphaltianOof's face goes from normal to angered.

AsphaltianOof: Sunny... my friends are here... stop being such a dumb flower, and get me a sprite!

Sunny Funny: Fine!

She walks into the kitchen angered at AsphaltianOof's behaviour.

Azaz: Ha ha. You are torturing the poor girl.

AsphaltianOof: Er, she just needs to know my space in the house.

Buckaroo: Your space?

AsphaltianOof: I mean, she was kinda just wasting her time. Had to make her do something.

Azaz: Alright.

In the kitchen...

Sunny Funny: Stupid Asp! How dare he talk to me in front of Buckaroo and Azaz like that! Fuck his stupid sprite! He can go get it himself!

Suddenly, hard knocking on the front door is heard.

Sunny Funny: Now who could that be?

She goes to answer the door to her surprise, it's Heart Head with tears in his eyes.

Sunny Funny: You! What are you doing around my house!

Heart Head: I-I-I...

Sunny Funny: So... you came to cause trouble in my house huh?

Heart Head: N-- No...

He starts crying on the ground.

Sunny Funny is seen with shocked face.

Heart Head: I-- I got fired...

Sunny Funny: Fired? From what?

Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof come in from all the noise.

Buckaroo: Well well well...

AsphaltianOof: Look who it is!

Azaz: Let's get him!

Sunny Funny: NO!

AsphaltianOof: What? Why?

Sunny Funny: He said he got fired from something...

Heart Head: Yes... (continues to cry) Badman fired me from destroying love by replacing me with someone else and now I am unwealthy.

Buckaroo: Wait, so Badman fired him?

Azaz: Isn't that something we should we celebrating about? He can redeem himself!

Heart Head: Yes... but there is a version of me who is purple and has taken my job.

Sunny Funny: How about you come sit on the couch and explain it to us?

AsphaltianOof: Helping a former outlaw sounds kind of amusing.

Heart Head: Really?

Sunny Funny: Yeah!

Heart Head: Ok then...

It cuts to Heart Head sitting on the couch along with Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Sunny Funny: Would you like anything?

Heart Head: Yes... a glass of cold water will do... (He wipes his tears off from his eyes)

Sunny Funny: Alright!

AsphaltianOof: What about my sprite?

Sunny Funny: Go get it yourself you pink idiot!

AsphaltianOof: Hey!

She goes to the kitchen.

Buckaroo: So, what seems to be the problem?

Heart Head: Well... it happened like this. I was gonna go outside to destroy love once again, and then Badman informed me of me being replaced by a purple version of me called: "Purple Head".

Azaz: Oof... what happened next?

Heart Head: He fired me and then told me to leave.

AsphaltianOof: Though I dislike villains, I have to feel bad for you...

Azaz: Losing a job can be bad.

Buckaroo: Heart Head, you need prove Badman that your better than a smiley purple version than you! You can't just let him replace you and get away with it!

Heart Head: Really?

Azaz: Yeah! We decided to help you out to earn your job back!

Mouse is seen coming from the window.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHH! A RODENT!!

Heart Head: Where?!

Sunny Funny comes back with a glass of water.

Sunny Funny: Here. I hope his makes you feel better.

Heart Head: Thanks... I guess. (He drinks the water and gets a brain freeze) AH GOD!! BRAIN FREEZE! (He hits his head with his hands multiple times)

Azaz: Sunny, there is a mouse in the window.

Buckaroo: Yeah, get rid of it please!

Sunny Funny: Oh him?

Mouse: Help! I am trying to get in!

Sunny Funny pulls him out of the window.

Sunny Funny: He's just my friend.

AsphaltianOof: Wait, you know about him?

Sunny Funny: Sure do! We've met in "War Of The Rowdy Rodents"!

Azaz: Ooooo! I like that story!

Buckaroo: Yeah, sadly it was a tie at the end... just fucking bad... the rest was however great!

Heart Head: I haven't even seen the story yet and you spoiled it...

Buckaroo: OOPS! Sorry!

Heart Head: Whatever... I'm waiting on "The Vandal Buster Part II".

AsphaltianOof: OH HELL YES! I can't wait!

Azaz: What's the mouse's name by the way?

Mouse: I'm nameless. Just call me "Mouse".

Buckaroo: Sounds good to me.

Sunny Funny: Anyways Mouse, Heart Head lost his job and we are trying to help him get back.

Mouse: Wait, Heart Head was the guy who destroyed love right?

Azaz: Yeah but luckily, he got fired by Badman from his job,

Heart Head: Hey!

Buckaroo: Can you help us get his job back?

Mouse: Hmmm... I do hate evil people but... I guess I can help a little.

AsphaltianOof: Alright! Let's go and find Purple Head then!

Sunny Funny: Yep! (Breaks the fourth wall) I'm gonna hate myself in the morning for helping a evil doer...

It cuts to them outside.

Buckaroo: So where is Purple Head anyhow?

Azaz: I don't see him anywhere.

AsphaltianOof: Neither do I...

Sunny Funny: Well use your minds for a minute or two. He would be destroy decorations and love right?

AsphaltianOof: Yep!

Heart Head: That's what I do!

Sunny Funny: So, if he would be doing that, he would go to some shop. Right?

Mouse: Hmmm... does kind of make since. All over the news it says that Heart Head has been destroying shop decorations. So, if that is true, Purple Head would be doing the same thing. I think...

Heart Head: I know one shop in particular that I have been vandalizing for a while.

Azaz: You do?

Buckaroo: Where?

Heart Head: Follow me.

It shows them at a shop with love items.

AsphaltianOof: What is this place?

Sunny Funny: It is where me and some of the wiki users encountered Heart Head I think. Can't remember.

Mouse: So where is Purple Head anyways?

Heart Head: There he is! He is doing MY thing!

Purple Head is seen destroying decorations that are for love.

Sunny Funny: Do you think we should confront him?

Heart Head: (Bawls his fists) I'll confront him!

AsphaltianOof: Go Heart Head!

Purple Head: God this job is EPIC!

Heart Head: Stop right there purple friend!

Purple Head: Oh, so it's you again.

Heart Head: You got that correct! And I have came to take my job back!

Purple Head: Well Heart Head I've got news for you, you are NEVER get your stupid job back! It is mine forever now!

Sunny Funny, Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Mouse look in suspense.

Heart Head: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do. I am the original Valentine Vigilante! I am here to stop you once and for all and get my job back!

Purple Head: Not if you dual with me!

Heart Head: Oh it's on! Let's see who can destroy the most of this shop!

Purple Head: Wanna bet?

The two start destroying the shop.

Azaz: At a boy Heart Head!

Buckaroo: You are doing amazing!

Sunny Funny: Guys! You are destroying the place! Can't you do something else destructive??

Mouse: I hate the noise they're making!

AsphaltianOof: Heart Head forever!

Gunshots and wood collapsing is heard through out the entire scenery.

Purple Head: This is the part where I defeat you!

Heart Head: Oh no you don't! (He kicks Purple Head in the face)

Purple Head: WHY YOU--

The two start a huge fight and more of the shop starts to collapse.

Smoke is seen covering up the entire scene.

A injured Heart Head is seen on the floor as Purple Head comes closer.

Purple Head: It's over Heart Head. Now I shall end you!

Heart Head: Owww...

Sunny Funny: NO!

Azaz: Oh shit!!

Purple Head pulls out his gun and aims it at Heart Head.

Suddenly, a piece of large wood falls on Purple Head knocking him out.

Heart Head: What the hell?

AsphaltianOof: What happened?

Mouse: Wood fell on him!

Sunny Funny: Heart Head! Are you ok?

Heart Head: I am but I do have a black eye... I think I busted a nut...

Buckaroo: Ew... anyways, we are glad you are ok... Purple Head is dead now. I think.

Azaz: Let's check first.

He pulls the wood off of Purple Head and he is seen on the ground knocked out badly.

Mouse: Eek. What a sloppy mess...

Heart Head: I am sending him to Badman right now. Thanks for helping me guys!

Sunny Funny: Your welcome!

Buckaroo: Come back soon!

All five of them leave while Heart Head drags Purple Head by his shirt.

Meanwhile...

Badman is seen waiting patiently at his house.

The door then opens.

Badman: Ahh... Purple Head, how was your day?

Heart Head comes out of the shadows with a defeated Purple Head.

Badman: Heart Head?! What are you doing here? Also, what happened to Purple Head?

Heart Head: He is defeated... I proved him that I am stronger than him and I am also the original Valentine Vigilante.

Badman: Woooww... I'm actually impressed... I can't believe you defeated Purple Head!

Heart Head: Thank me later I guess.

Badman: Heart Head, your the man I am gonna actually need! Your rehired!

Heart Head: YES!

Badman: Also, when Purple Head wakes up, tell him he is fired.

Heart Head: Will do!

Later...

Buckaroo, Mouse, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen eating food and drinking while watching TV.

Buckaroo: Best movie night ever!

AsphaltianOof: So Mouse, are you enjoying your stay?

Mouse: Sure am!

Azaz: I'm glad he does not have any diseases.

A door knock is heard.

Sunny Funny: Coming!

She opens the door to Heart Head.

Sunny Funny: It's you again. What do you want?

Heart Head: Guess what? I got rehired!

Sunny Funny: Really?! You did?

Heart Head: Yes sire! I got my job back and I am gonna go back to work! (Pulls out his ex-love gun) Destroying love that is!

Sunny Funny: Your gonna shoot me now?

Heart Head: Actually... no. I decided to spare you and your friends after you guys helped me get my job back! I also decided to be friends with you and learn how to be good as well besides just being evil all the time.

Sunny Funny: Well that is very nice of you! Also very clever and smart! Wanna come in?

Heart Head: Yeah! Sure!

Heart Head comes inside into the living room.

Buckaroo: Hey! Look who it is!

AsphaltianOof: It's good old Heart Head!

Azaz: How's it going?

Mouse: Did you get your job back?

Heart Head: Sure did! I also decided to spare you guys for helping me get my job back. I also wanna learn how to be good just like you guys! Thought I am still evil during my job.

AsphaltianOof: I don't know much about being a good doer but.

Buckaroo: Yeah we can help you out!

Azaz: Wanna join our movie night?

Heart Head: Movies? Ahhh yes. I need a break after destroying love and decorations!

Heart Head sits down with Mouse, Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof.

Heart Head: What are you guys watching anyways?

Mouse: Avengers: Infinity War.

Heart Head: Umm... can we not?

Buckaroo: Why?

Heart Head: It has a cliffhanger, I don't wanna see that.

Azaz: Oh.

AsphaltianOof: Don't worry! A sequel is coming out in April!

Mouse: Yeah! You can just watch it right now. Two months isn't that far away.

Heart Head: Ehh fine.

AsphaltianOof: Also, could you please come to the house often now? Sunny Funny has a lot of great stuff! She is always willing to do anything for you!

Heart Head: Really? Guess I will be here often at midnight!

Sunny Funny: WHAT?! UGGGHHH!!

It quickly irises out on her.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story may have some swearing and violence.

It starts off with Mario sitting on the couch watching TV.

A nerf gun bullet is shot in his face.

Mario: What the hell?? Jeffy!

Jeffy is seen holding the nerf gun.

Jeffy: Yes daddy?

Mario: What are you doing with that nerf gun Jeffy?

Jeffy: Oh, I played Fortnite and decided to play it in real life!

Mario: Jeffy, you know Fortnite is bad for you. Kids in real life are getting addicted to it to the point nobody is going to school!

Jeffy: Well screw that daddy! I don't care what you think! I like Fortnite!

He leaves the room and goes downstairs.

Jeffy: Dumb daddy! Always ruining my fun! I guess I will just watch some TV...

The news then comes on.

Goodman: Breaking News Mkay! Fortnite has now been officially banned in the USA. This because of children constantly not going to school and their behaviour to their on parents has been very rough lately. If you have Fortnite in your house right now, please get rid of it right now or the consequence will be the death penalty.

Jeffy: WHAT THE FUCK?! FORTNITE BANNED IN THE USA?! UGGHHHHH!!! (He angrily drops the remote on the floor) WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?! (Sigh) I guess I will just go outside...

Jeffy leaves the house and goes outside for a relaxing walk.

He then stumbles upon on a house saying "FAGIN'S CRIMINAL SCHOOL".

Jeffy: What is this?

He reads a sign that says: "Police and law are prohibited from entering the building at all times. This is a illegal (With the i and l crossed out from the word) property for education on criminals! :) Signed - Fagin Upstander".

Jeffy: Oooo... this place seems very interesting!

The owner of the property Fagin comes out and sees Jeffy. He is wearing a brown yellowish shirt, ripped black jeans, has blue and red eye pupils, is smoking a cigar, has a brown hat and black mittens.

Fagin: What are you doing here kid?

Jeffy: Oh uh... me? (Giggles) I was just looking at this uh... sign I guess.

Fagin: You know kid, you'd make a great student for my educational school.

Jeffy: Really? What is it about?

Fagin points up and Jeffy looks and sees a sign that says "FAGIN'S CRIMINAL SCHOOL".

Jeffy: Ohhhhh, I completely forgot about that sign! Hmmm... I don't know if I should be spending some time with you. My daddy will be worried about me.

Fagin: Oh come on. It is just for a little while!

Jeffy: Hmm... ok then! I wanna learn about criminals!

Fagin: Great! Just come on in! By the way, what is your name?

Jeffy: Jeffy.

Fagin: Alright.

Fagin takes Jeffy inside the so-called "Criminal School".

Jeffy sees some pictures of kids.

Jeffy: Who are they?

Fagin: Oh them? Let's just say that those where kids I teached previously.

Jeffy: Wowww!

Fagin: I know right? I have been working her for 23 years and yet I'm 54.

Jeffy: What is this place like?

Fagin: You shall fine out soon for yourself.

It shows four thug like kids at a "math" class like room where they are gambling.

Kid 3: HA! I win again!

Others: Awwwww!

Kid 3: Who wants to roll again?

Kid 2: Not me!

Kid 1: Nu uh!

Kid 4: Nope!

Kid 3: Awwww...

Fagin and Jeffy then enter the room.

Fagin: Here's ya room kid. Have fun and introduce yourself!

Jeffy: Ok Fagit? Wait, what is your name?

Fagin: Fagin. Don't wear it out...

He closes the door and leaves.

Jeffy: Oh.

Kid 2: Welcome.

Kid 4: Have a seat newbie!

Jeffy: Um, ok. I guess.

Jeffy sits on a chair with the four thuggish kids.

Jeffy: What are your names anyhow?

Kid 2: I'm Willy.

Kid 1: My names Williston.

Kid 4: I'm Bush

Kid 3: Just call me Butch.

Jeffy: Wow, you do sound like you came from the same families.

Butch: Not really, Bush is just my friend.

Jeffy: Oh.

Willy: By the way, I have social anxiety. I hate being judged around.

Jeffy: Oh.

Fagin then comes into the room.

Fagin: Welcome students to my criminal school!

Williston: Oh boy! A new topic!

Butch: Can't wait!

Fagin: So now, in this subject, we will be learning about hostages. But first, allow me to introduce a new student to the class. Jeffy!

Jeffy then comes in front of the class.

Jeffy: Hi guys, I'm Jeffy!

Fagin: So Jeffy, tell us some stuff about you.

Jeffy: Well, I like pencils, going to play grounds, having fun, and fortnite!

Everybody starts laughing.

Bush: F-f-FORTNITE?! (Laughs harder)

Fagin: Settle down class! Anyways Jeffy, you do know that game is for virgins right?

Jeffy: Umm... what is a virgin?

Fagin face palms.

Fagin: A virgin is someone who has not had sex yet. You are not that are you?

Jeffy: No?

Fagin: Good! Now get back to your seat Jeffy. We are gonna learn about hostages!

Jeffy: Ok!

He goes back to his seat.

Willy: You know Jeffy, Fortnite may be a ok game, but you need to start playing Minecraft and Roblox more often.

Jeffy: Eh, I played Minecraft before.

Fagin: Anyways class. We will learn about hostages and how tricky they can be sometimes. So, the important rule is that you CANNOT kill a hostage if they are screaming. You must get some tape quickly and shut their mouth or just use your hand. This should be done when you are hiding outside in the known world because someone may hear the screams.

Jeffy: Oooooo...

Fagin: When you have a criminal boss around with you to help, be sure to always follow instructions for a plan to get a key to success. (He gets a chalkboard out and draws on it) Now take this for a tip. Robberies, terrorism and kidnapping are beyond the examples that take hostages. When participating in these crimes, you must ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS grab hold of a citizen when they find out what you have been up to. Citizens who mind their own business should NOT be bothered.

Jeffy looks behind him and sees "Wanted" posters.

Jeffy: Huh?

Fagin: Jeffy! Pay attention boy you might miss some important details!

Jeffy: Sorry Mr. Fagin...

Fagin: Anyways, when doing a STEALTH robbery, hostages will be required if they have been alerted. During a loud robbery, it is a quick cash grab and fast getaway. In stealth, you must always and I mean ALWAYS need to be aware of your surroundings. If you are not careful enough, you might get your friends/gang busted in a robbery which is not what you want. Another thing is to be careful is for the following: Cameras, Motion Sensors, Security Guards, etc etc etc.

Butch: I always listen to this! This is some great education!

Bush: Agreed!

Fagin: Now moving on to the most risky topic, killing a hostage. This is very life costing and must be done RARELY. Killing a hostage for no reason at all will make you a terrible criminal and yet with awful tastes. Killing someone will not only increases your criminal record and chances of being caught, it will also will make you a murderer. The only time to kill a hostage is when they attempt to call the police or escape. However, for a less damaging harm, shoot them in legs. It will make them drop instantly and stop!

Suddenly, the door is seen being banged hardly.

Brooklyn T. Guy: THIS IS THE POLICE!! OPEN UP FAGIN!

Fagin: Oh shit...

He goes outside and peeks through the door to see police. (Simmons and Brooklyn T. Guy)

Fagin: (Gasp) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... who called the damn police?!

He runs upstairs to the classroom.

Fagin: THIS IS A LOCKDOWN!! WE NEED TO QUICKLY HIDE!!

Butch: A lockdown?!

Jeffy: WHAT?!

Willy: I'm scared!

Fagin: Don't panic children, I know the perfect place!

Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons are seen breaking open the door and entering the building.

Simmons: Where do you think they are at mate?

Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't know Simmons. This is a criminal school. We need to search everywhere.

Simmons: Alright mate.

Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons go through the building along with every single classroom.

Meanwhile, Fagin and the students are seen hiding behind a closet door.

Fagin: Oh goodness... this is not good! The Po Pos are after us!

Willy: Who are the Po Pos?

Fagin: The police damnit!

Jeffy: Why are piggies inside your school Mr. Fagin?

Williston: Yeah!

Fagin: Well you see, this is a criminal education place. I teach students how to become criminals and get cash fast along with a ton of other dangerous activities.

Butch: Really?

Bush: I thought it was supposed to teach how not to be a criminal.

Fagin: Well it is the exact opposite!

Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons enter the room where Fagin and the students are hiding in.

Fagin: Shhhhhh kids... I hear something...

Through a small hole, he sees the police.

Fagin: The Po Pos have entered the room!!

Willy: Noooo!

Fagin: Shh kids! Don't panic!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I think I heard something Simmons.

Simmons: Where so mate?

Brooklyn T. Guy: I think it is in that closet right there.

Simmons: Alright mate. Let's check.

Fagin: OH SHIT! THE PO POS!!

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Jeffy is seen moving all over the place.

However, it slowly shows that it was all just a dream.

Jeffy wakes up.

Jeffy: My... what a terrible dream...

Mario: Jeffy! Wake up!

Jeffy: Alright daddy!

He leaves his bed and goes downstairs for breakfast while it irises out on him.





NOTICE: The story does not have any dialogue. So that means no swearing in it. However, some violence is included.

NOTICE 2: This story may be non-canon.

It starts off with a black cat in a house looking at a mouse hole.

He puts some cheese near the mouse hole and leaves.

A mouse (NOT THE ORIGINAL MOUSE WHO APPEARS IN MY STORIES) comes out of the hole to grab the cheese.

The black cat however, stops him.

The mouse smiles and runs off.

The Cat starts chasing it around the house.

The two eventually go outside and the chase still continues.

The mouse goes to a place where the bulldog is sleeping.

It sees him and jumps on it's head.

The cat is seen running where the mouse went.

The mouse however opens the bulldog's eyes.

The cat sees this and runs off to hide.

While hiding, he looks back scared.

He then sees a garbage can and looks into it.

He finds some cheese and then gets an idea.

It shows the mouse on the bulldog's head relaxing.

A cheese tied to a string is seen thrown near the Bulldog.

The Mouse sees the cheese and tries to grab it.

The cheese however, gets pulled back as it is tied to a string that the cat put.

This continues for a few seconds while the cat is seen pulling the string.

The mouse however, is very clever as it brings the Bulldog along with him.

The cat sees this and runs off.

Then, the mouse is seen eating the cheese.

The Bulldog wakes up and sees him.

He decides to go back to his dog house and leaves.

The cat sees this and is surprised.

He closes up on the mouse.

It sees the cat but doesn't really care because he thinks the Bulldog is behind him. (Which isn't there anymore as he does not notice)

He then points at the Bulldog (nothing is there however).

When he opens his eyes, he realizes that the Bulldog is gone.

He starts whistling to find him but then the cat starts to attack him.

The mouse hides in a hole while the cat looks into it.

The cat grabs a shovel and starts digging the hole.

He looks into the dirt to see if the mouse is there but no luck.

He starts to dig it up again and he finds the Bulldog for some reason.

The cat quickly puts his head back into the dirt while putting the dirt back into the hole and running off.

While behind a fence, he sneakily walks past it while it shows a large unconstructed hole of it.

It shows the cat walking by and the mouse being his "reflection".

The cat then sees this for a brief second gets shocked.

He walks past the fence (This time the left side) and the Bulldog is seen as his "reflection" instead that time.

The cat sees this again for a brief second and gets worried.

He walks past the large missing part of the fence again his "reflection" is normal.

The cat is then a little angered from this and gets an idea.

While walking past it yet again, he stops for a second and sees the mouse.

He runs after him but suddenly, he is seen being chased by the Bulldog!

The cat hides in a small farm where he is seen behind a table.

He puts his head up. (with the mouse on his head)

The two look left and right and find nothing.

However, the cat and mouse look down and top and find each other.

The mouse runs off and the cat chases him again.

The Mouse quickly hides underneath a chicken.

Fed up, the cat grabs the chicken and throw her away.

He looks at the eggs.

The cat gets an idea to check them in the dark with the light.

One the first egg, he finds a normal chick. On the second however, the mouse is seen inside it.

The Bulldog is seen coming into the farm looking around for the cat.

The cat sees him and gets the idea to wear a "brief chicken disguise".

The Bulldog sees him and gets a little suspicious.

The eggs suddenly hatch and chicks are seen coming out.

The cat acts like a chicken and takes the chicks for a walk.

The Bulldog sees this and is shocked.

While taking the chicks for a walk. However, the mouse is seen with them.

The cat does not notice this and keeps acting like a chicken.

Once he finally notices the mouse, he grabs him and a baby chick while looking at both suspiciously.

The Bulldog then comes and grabs the cat along with a real chicken that the cat threw away earlier and looks at the two suspiciously as well.

A huge chaos starts and all five of them get mixed up and run away.

The chicken is seen running out of the farm along with the cat.

The cat goes a different route to a barrel outside the farm house.

The mouse sees him and starts whistling to the Bulldog.

The Bulldog sees this and the cat runs away again.

The pesky mouse keeps ruining the cat's hiding spots (The kitchen of a house, a basket, etc.) by whistling to the Bulldog to notice him.

Finally however in a bush, the bulldog jumps into trash that has been dumped outside by irresponsible people.

His head is seen with a clock on it.

The Bulldog shakes his head to the clock off of his head and spits out a coo coo bird that was inside it.

Meanwhile, the cat is seen about to attack the mouse but then the mouse whistles to the Bulldog again.

This time however, the Bulldog is fed up with the mouse and turns on him instead.

The mouse runs off and the bulldog whistles to the cat to alert him of the mouse.

The two then start chasing the annoying rodent.

The mouse is seen going near a tree where he finds some apples and black paint.

He gets the idea to turn it into a fake bomb to trick them.

The mouse dips the apple into the paint and then lights it's top with a match.

While the bulldog and cat are running, the mouse shows them the "bomb".

Seeing this, the two terrified run off.

The mouse is seen smiling to the audience while pointing at the apple bomb.

Suddenly, it explodes and the mouse is seen as a angel.

The mouse is seen holding a apple cord and is shocked to see it explode while it irises out on him.





WARNING: The story may have some swearing.

It starts off in the "Troll Enclosure II".

Cop 5 is seen with Fireman, Biggie and Piggie.

Cop 5 is seen walking back and fourth in anger and a angered face.

Cop 5: Damnit damnit damnit FUCKING DAMNIT!! Those FUCKERS stopped I.M Meen from being THE DAMN PRIME MINISTER!! UGGGHHHHH!! ANOTHER GREAT PLAN FALLEN APART IN OUR HANDS.

Biggie: Hey, it's not a big of a deal.

Piggie: Yeah, we always get new plans.

Fireman: But this was our biggest plan yet! It foiled at got torn to shreds because of a flower and some meddlers!

Biggie: Yeah...

Cop 5: We MUST get our revenge on them. What do we do guys?

Fireman raises his hand up.

Cop 5: Yes?

Fireman: How about we just... ok never mind fuck it.

Cop 5: (Sigh) What are we gonna do?

Piggie: Say, they do love computers and technology so much.

Cop 5: Yeah, and?

Piggie: Why don't we take away their precious technology?

Cop 5: But how are we gonna do that?? There is so many devices out there!

Fireman: Hmmm...

Biggie: I've got an idea! How about we insert a infectious virus into the wires that control... um... uhhhh...

Piggie: Signals? Technology? Computers? Wi-Fi?

Biggie: Yes!

Cop 5: Hmmm... brilliant idea! I don't know what could possibly go wrong?

Fireman: Maybe everything.

Cop 5: SHUT UP! UGGH!

Fireman: Geez, fine.

Piggie: But how are we gonna do that?

Fireman: I have an idea. Maybe Dr. Finkleshitz has some stuff we can use to make something dangerous towards technology.

Biggie: Smart thinking! But we will need to get into Dr. FF's Lab when he is away.

Cop 5: Indeed! I'll make sure to go to his lab.

Fireman: I'll keep my eye out for him.

Piggie: Me and Biggie will make sure we have some samples or other material of what you guys need.

Fireman: Alright!

It cuts to Dr. Finkleshitz's lab.

Dr. Frederick Finkleshitz: Mm hmm... yep... this virus is very dangerous... I'm gonna make sure I keep this in a safe spot! But first, I need to use the bathroom badly!

Cop 5, Biggie, Fireman and Piggie look by at a near window to see Dr. FF leaving the lab room.

Cop 5: Now's our chance Fireman. Come on.

Fireman: Will do! Biggie and Piggie, collect everything we give to you.

Biggie: Mm hmm.

Piggie: Got it!

Cop 5 and Fireman go into the lab and check out the potions and samples.

Fireman: I don't see anything dangerous to help us.

Cop 5: Hey! I found a green substance and is very dangerous looking.

Fireman: Hmmm... Ahh... I see some stuff that might be able to interfere with technology.

Cop 5: Great! Is that all we need?

Fireman: Hold on.

Fireman goes into the drawer and finds a Hershey chocolate bar.

Fireman: Alright, good to go!

Cop 5: (Facepalm)

Outside, Cop 5 and Fireman jump out the window where Biggie and Piggie are standing.

Fireman: Alright, here is the stuff.

Biggie: Great!

Cop 5: Now let's get going fast!

Piggie: Ok!

They leave the place and scurry away.

Back in the lab...

Dr. Frederick Finkleshitz comes back and sees his most dangerous potion sample missing.

Dr. Frederick Finkleshitz: Where did it go?! Oh no no no no... WHERE IS IT?! I JUST PUT IT RIGHT HERE!!

Meanwhile...

Cop 5: Alright, soon when we plug this into the wires, we will have all control in the technology of Pensacola! Muhahahahahahaha!!

Biggie: Can't wait!

Fireman and Cop 5 cut open a wire's skin and pour in the liquid.

Piggie: Do you think this will work?

Fireman: I'm positively sure.

Cop 5: I have a face-cam set up to show my face to the whole city! They will fear us!

It shows the liquid infecting computers.

Endlesspossibilities 2006 is seen going on SML Fanon Wiki that is until his computer turns black.

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Hey! What the heck??

Tari is seen at her home playing video games until the game system turns off all by it's self.

Tari: What happened?

AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Buckaroo and Heart Head are seen watching TV... until it shuts off all by it's self.

Azaz: What hell Asp! Why did you turn off the TV?!

AsphaltianOof: I didn't turn it off! I don't even have the remote!

Heart Head: Then what just happened?

Buckaroo: I don't know?

Sunny Funny then comes in.

Sunny Funny: Is something you four?

Heart Head: The TV just turned off all by it's self.

Azaz: I thought AsphaltianOof did it until he told me that he didn't have the remote.

Sunny Funny: Umm...

She checks the back to see the wires plugged in.

Sunny Funny: Nothing seems to be the problem with the wires. It is plugged in.

Heart Head: Oh and Buckaroo, I forgot to ask. You are IN LOVE with Sunny Funny?!

Buckaroo: Yeah? Something wrong?

Heart Head: EWW! Cooties! (Makes a disgusted face)

Buckaroo: Hey! At least I'm not a love-destroying heart like you!

Heart Head: Girls have cooties!

Buckaroo: That's just a myth!

Heart Head: Is not!

Buckaroo: Is too!

Heart Head: Is not!

Buckaroo: Is too!

AsphaltianOof: Will you two shut up?

Azaz: Yeah! We are trying to get our TV back online!

Heart Head: Sunny has cooties!

Sunny Funny: What the?! No I don't!

Heart Head: Do too!

Sunny Funny: I do not!

Heart Head: You do too!

AsphaltianOof: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT COOTIES?!

Buckaroo: Yeah! I just wanna watch "The Election!" and "Steven Universe"!

MarioFan2009 is seen writing down the fourth chapter for Transport Heist.

His computer screen suddenly turns black.

MarioFan2009: Hey! What the hell?!

A doorbell ring is heard.

MarioFan2009: Who could that be?

He answers the door to Rh390110478.

MarioFan2009: Hey Rh390110478! What are you doing here?

Rh390110478: Do you have a working Wi-Fi? I was writing down the plot for the final chapter of The Election!.

MarioFan2009: My computer screen just turned black for no reason.

Rh390110478: Really? Mine did too!

MarioFan2009: You have the same problem as I do?

Rh390110478: Looks like it...

MarioFan2009: What is going o--

Suddenly, the TV turns on.

Rh390110478: What's going on?

MarioFan2009: I don't know. Let's go check.

The two go to the living room the see Cop 5's face on the TV.

MarioFan2009: What is Cop 5 doing on television??

Rh390110478: I don't know...

Cop 5: Hello dirty people! As you may have experienced a black out on your device. Well guess what, I DID IT! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I took a dangerous sample potion from Dr. Frederick Finkleshitz's lab and put it in the wires of your precious technology! If you wanna get your devices back, COME FIGHT ME!! HAHAHAHA!!

The TV shuts off.

MarioFan2009: He did WHAT?!?

Rh390110478: We gotta stop him!

MarioFan2009: Yeah!

Rh390110478: I'm just gonna change into my Vandal Buster costume. Be right back.

MarioFan2009: Ok!

He leaves quickly and after a minute or two, he is back in his costume.

Vandal Buster: All set! Let's get going!

MarioFan2009: Alright!

The two leave and go outside to the city.

MarioFan2009: Where is Cop 5 anyways?

Vandal Buster: Well, in my stories, he currently works at the "Troll Enclosure II".

MarioFan2009: Alright, let's head there fast!

Suddenly, they encounter AsphaltianOof, Tari, Endlesspossibilities 2006, Mouse, Azaz, Buckaroo, Heart Head and Sunny Funny.

Vandal Buster: What are you guys doing here?

AsphaltianOof: The TV in Sunny's house just shut down for no reason and then it came back up to show Cop 5 hacking the system!

Endlesspossibilities 2006: We are gonna stop him!

Buckaroo: When I get my hands on him I am gonna crush his neck!

Mouse: I'm gonna torture him for hacking my TV in my small hole!

MarioFan2009: We where about to go and find him after we found out the same thing.

Vandal Buster: I know where he is. Wanna join us?

Tari: Yes!

Azaz: Mm hm.

Heart Head: Totally!

Sunny Funny: I am in!

MarioFan2009: Alright! Let's go!

All of them run off to find Cop 5.

At the Troll Enclosure II...

Cop 5: Yes... yes... YES!! The plan was a huge SUCCESS!!

Fireman: I know right?

Biggie: I bet they all had huge faces!

Piggie: Me too!

Suddenly, the door gets slammed open and The Vandal Buster, MarioFan2009, Tari, Mouse, Buckaroo, Heart Head, Sunny Funny, Azaz, Endlesspossibilities 2006 and AsphaltianOof are seen.

MarioFan2009: Cop 5, it ends here!

Heart Head: We know what you're doing!

Vandal Buster: Leave the technology alone or feel the wrath of the Vandal Buster.

Cop 5: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fools think you can stop me?! Fireman, Biggie and Piggie, GET EM!!

Fireman: Aye aye Cop 5!

Tari: Oh no you don't!

Fireman, Biggie and Piggie approach the heroes.

AsphaltianOof pulls out a chainsaw.

Tari karate kicks Biggie in the face knocking him back.

Biggie: Ouch! You dirty video gamer! You shall pay for this!

Vandal Buster is seen fighting Fireman while Endlesspossibilities 2006, Mouse and MarioFan2009 help him.

Fireman: You are dead now Mr. Vandal Buster! Hehehehe, Vandal Buster? More like Vandal Lover!

Vandal Buster: You nuisance!

Mouse then grabs Fireman's shoe tripping him.

Fireman: OUCH! You dirty rodent!

He grabs mouse.

Mouse: HELP!! HELLLP!!

AsphaltianOof cuts Fireman's arm off with a chainsaw.

Fireman: EEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

Azaz: (Pulls out a gun) You die here!

He shoots Fireman in the face killing him.

Buckaroo: Good shot!

Heart Head shoots Biggie and Piggie with his ex-love gun.

Biggie: God! What did you do?!

Piggie: What was that?

Heart Head: You won't be getting girlfriends soon!

Biggie: WHAT?!

Piggie: Why?!

The two sit there confused as Heart Head leaves them behind.

Cop 5 is seen in his office looking at the cams.

Cop 5: That's right you meddlers! Keep fighting while I destroy technology! Muhahahahahahaha!!

Vandal Buster: Is that all of them?

MarioFan2009: Looks like it.

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Great, we gotta get Cop 5 fast before he takes over the devices forever!

Tari: I think he might be in his office.

Sunny Funny: Is that so...

Cop 5's office door gets slammed open.

AsphaltianOof: Now it really ends here!

Azaz: Surrender now you phoney of a officer!

Vandal Buster: You can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Cop 5 pulls out his gun and shoots Buckaroo across his hat.

Buckaroo: GAH! He's got a gun! What do we do?!

Mouse: Hide!!

They all leave the office while Cop 5 chases them.

Cop 5: You ain't going anywhere!

He grabs Tari by the back of her shirt.

Tari: HELP!! PLEASE!!

Vandal Buster: Oh no...

MarioFan2009: We gotta help her!

Cop 5 is seen putting the gun to Tari's head holding her hostage.

Cop 5: Now you will totally not come any near! Hahaha!

Azaz: Well shit...

Mouse: What do we do?!

Heart Head is seen behind Cop 5 and he grabs him by the leg.

Cop 5: Hey! What the??

AsphaltianOof: Thought you where so smart huh?

Sunny Funny: Now YOU are the person who is not going anywhere!

Heart Head trips Cop 5 and holds him by the leg.

Cop 5: LET ME GO!! LET ME GO I SAY... LET ME GO THIS INSTANT OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

He pulls out his pistol to shoot Heart Head in the chest but his gun is quickly grabbed by Endlesspossibilities 2006 by the second.

Cop 5: UGGGGHHHH!!!

Tari: Now we have you where we want you.

MarioFan2009: Let's go unhack the machines. We will deal with Cop 5 later.

Heart Head: Me, Sunny, Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Tari will watch him.

Vandal Buster: Smart idea!

Vandal Buster, MarioFan2009, Endlesspossibilities 2006, Mouse and Azaz go to Cop 5's office and unhack the technology devices causing everything to revert and go back to normal.

Cop 5: You sons of bitches will pay for this!

AsphaltianOof then puts his chainsaw to his neck.

AsphaltianOof: No we won't

Buckaroo: One false move and he will cut your neck off!

Sunny Funny: You should have thought of this before you decided to mess with my TV.

Tari: And my Nintendo Switch!

Cop 5: Where is Fireman, Biggie and Piggie?!

Heart Head: None of your concern.

Cop 5: FUCK YOU!!

Heart Head shoots him with the ex love gun.

Heart Head: Now you lost your chances on getting married!

Cop 5: I HATE YOU!! FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!

MarioFan2009 Well fuck you too!

Vandal Buster: What punishment shall we give him?

AsphaltianOof: I've got the best idea yet!

Tari: And that is?

Mouse: Hmmm...

The screen fades to black and on the next scene shows Cop 5 tangled up in wires.

AsphaltianOof: This!

Azaz: Nice going friend!

Buckaroo: That outta teach him!

Sunny Funny: Let's leave and go home.

Vandal Buster takes his head off.

Rh390110478: Yeah, this was a fun adventure.

MarioFan2009: Agreed! We need to do this more often!

MarioFan2009 and Rh390110478 high five each other.

Everybody leaves while Cop 5 is seen tangled to wires.

Cop 5: Heellllp!! Somebody!!

It irises out.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have swearing and some questionable content.

It starts off with Buckaroo and Sunny Funny sleeping in the same bed together.

The clock then goes off.

Sunny Funny opens her eye to respond to the ringing clock.

She looks at the time and goes back to sleep carelessly.

One hour later...

The clock then starts to ring again.

Sunny Funny then wakes up this time and realizes it is afternoon.

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo! Wake up! We overslept!

Buckaroo: Wh-- What?

Sunny Funny: Come on! We overslept! We gotta get our house cleaned up already! It is a mess!

Buckaroo: Sheesh, when did you set the timer to?

Sunny Funny: At 5:30! We just overslept now!

Buckaroo: Ok!

The two go downstairs, brush their teeth and start cleaning up the house.

After a while, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen sitting down watching TV.

Sunny Funny: Guys! You could help us just for once...

Azaz: Why though?

AsphaltianOof: We tend on being lazy and stupid.

Sunny Funny: (Angered grunt)

She throws the towel on AsphaltianOof's face.

AsphaltianOof: Hey! Who turned off the lights! I can't see anything!

Azaz: Damnit!

It shows Buckaroo sweeping up the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: Just do some dishes! I will deal with sweeping.

Buckaroo: Ok!

This goes on for a good hour.

AsphaltianOof is seen sleeping on the couch while Azaz is wasted on cider.

Sunny Funny is seen with hot hands.

Sunny Funny: You guys could be useful for once in your lives!

Azaz: Wh-- What?

Sunny Funny: DRINKING IN MY COUCH AGAIN?!

Azaz: Y-Yeah...

Sunny Funny: Oh my God you guys are so irresponsible and lazy! What will you do in your lives other than sit, drink, watch TV and sleep?!

Azaz: I need to tell you the truth. I have been robbing banks in the city of Roblox and I have earned a ton of life savings like that.

Sunny Funny: WHHHHAAAT?!?!

Azaz: You heard me correctly...

Sunny Funny: Wait, you have been ROBBING banks... IN ROBLOX?!

Azaz: Got that correct.

Sunny Funny: WHA-- YOU ARE AN OUTLAW!!

Azaz: Yes, and AsphaltianOof aids me in these plans.

Sunny Funny's face is just wide shocked and she is speechless.

She leaves and goes upstairs.

In the bedroom...

Buckaroo: What's wrong Sunny? You seem to shocked.

Sunny Funny: Azaz and AsphaltianOof have been robbing banks in a so-called city called: "Roblox".

Buckaroo: Oh that? He explained that to me. He won't be harming Pensacola though!

Sunny Funny: If he really has been robbing banks, why doesn't he bring the money in the house?

Buckaroo: Don't know but I have to tell you that I have seen his money before! He says he has 2 billion dollars.

Sunny Funny's jaw drops.

Sunny Funny: 2 billion dollars?!

Buckaroo: Yep!

Sunny Funny: You know, I think I need some sleep... we will talk in the morning.

Buckaroo: Alright!

The two go to sleep.

15 minutes later...

A cat and dog fight is heard outside.

Sunny Funny wakes up to the noise and goes to check.

Sunny Funny: Ugggh! Stupid animals!

She throws a book at them.

While going back, the book then comes back flying hitting her in the head.

Sunny Funny: What the?!

She goes back outside to see the two animals fighting.

Sunny closes the window and goes back to bed.

2 minutes pass by and Buckaroo is seen all warmed up.

He opens up the window and goes back to bed.

The cat and dog fight is heard again.

Sunny Funny: Huh?

This time, she locks up the window and goes back to bed.

Buckaroo is seen in his bed all hot and sweaty.

Buckaroo: What did you close the window for? It is hot in here!

Sunny Funny: We've got a fan!

Buckaroo: Oh, ok.

The two then go back to sleep.

A hour passes by and one of the window curtains goes up all on it's own for some reason.

Sunny Funny wakes up to the noise.

Sunny Funny: What was that?

She finds the curtain open and decides to close it.

When she closes it and goes back to bed, it opens again.

This time however, Buckaroo wakes up as well.

Buckaroo: What was that noise?

Sunny Funny: The curtain keeps opening on it's own for some reason...

Buckaroo: Huh, strange. It might need some glue or something.

Sunny Funny: I guess you are right.

It shows Sunny Funny in the next scene gluing the curtains shut.

As she goes back to sleep, they do not open.

Sunny Funny: Hopefully it stays like that!

Buckaroo: Agreed.

Half an hour passes by...

Suddenly, noises are heard downstairs.

Sunny Funny: Now what?!

She goes downstairs without wearing her shoes in anger.

AsphaltianOof is seen in the kitchen checking the fridge for food. While doing this, he throws items all over the place.

AsphaltianOof: Nope... no... NO! Where the hell is the sprite?!

Sunny Funny: What on earth are you doing?!

AsphaltianOof: I am looking for the sprite. I can't seem to find anything.

Sunny Funny: (Facepalms) Azaz just went shopping yesterday!! Look behind you stupid!

AsphaltianOof: Huh?

He looks behind him to see sprite.

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy! SPRITEEEE!!!

He jumps on the box making a huge mess.

Sunny Funny: Oh my God I am in the house with such empty headed idiots!

AsphaltianOof: Hey Sunny, you do realize you are not wearing your shoes like you usually do right?

Sunny Funny leaves not in the right mood.

She goes back upstairs and goes to sleep.

An hour passes by again...

Buckaroo and Sunny Funny are seen sleeping peacefully.

Suddenly, a water leak is seen coming from the top and it hits the blanket.

A few more drops hit the blanket before finally stopping.

Buckaroo feels something wet and wakes up.

Buckaroo: Huh? OHHHHHH!!!

He sees the wet blanket in disgust and sees Sunny Funny.

Buckaroo: What the hell?! What could see possibly dreaming about that made her had a leak?!

He shakes up Sunny Funny.

Buckaroo: Wake up you dirty flower!

Sunny Funny: What's wrong?

Buckaroo: (Points at the wet blanket) LOOK!

Sunny Funny sees the wet blanket and gets shocked.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp) I did NOT do that!

Buckaroo: Well I didn't! So it was likely to be you you wet dreamer!

Sunny Funny: NO I DID NOT! Don't be so delusional you red eyed horse!

Buckaroo: You probably had a dream about me hav--

Suddenly, a water drop falls on his head.

Buckaroo: Umm...

Sunny Funny: What the heck?

They see a pipe leak on the ceiling.

Buckaroo and Sunny Funny look at each other.

Buckaroo: Well, I stand corrected...

It cuts to them fixing up the pipe leak and then they go back to sleep again.

The next morning.

The clock is heard ringing.

Sunny Funny then wakes up.

Buckaroo: Now what?

Sunny Funny: What day is it today?

Buckaroo: Show me your phone so I can see...

She gives him her phone to find out it is Friday with a happy face.

Buckaroo: Sunny! We can sleep in! It's Friday!

Sunny Funny: Really?! Oh thank God! I do feel awfully tired!

Buckaroo: Me too!

The two go back to sleep.

Then, the clock is heard ringing again.

In anger, Buckaroo grabs his rifle and shoots the clock.

The clock comes to life and gasps for breath.

It falls on the ground dead as it irises out on it.





WARNING: This story will have violence, drug use and swearing.

CHAPTER 1: Mischief

Six robbers are seen entering a small dungeon like area.

Robber 4: Is anybody there?

Robber 2: Did we even come to the right address?

???: Hi. Nice to see you here.

Robber 5: Who said that?

Robber 6: Dunno...

Out of the shadows, The Dastardly Three come out.

Boney: You are just in time!

Robber 1: Wait, who are you anyway?

Bett: My name is Bett.

Boney: I am Boney.

Goombar: You can call me Goombar. Or you can just call us "The Dastardly Three"!

Robber 3: Alright then... so... what did you want us to do for you again?

Boney: Ohhhh... you guys are in for a treat...

Robber 4: And why is that?

Goombar: Here is what we want you to do...

The screen cuts to black.

The next scene shows Sunny Funny's house.

It shows the inside where Sunny Funny is sleeping in her bedroom.

It goes outside her bedroom to show Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz playing a game of cards.

AsphaltianOof: What card game you guys want to play today?

Azaz: How about uno? The gambling addition!

Buckaroo: Smart idea!

AsphaltianOof: I'll stack up the the cards. You guys shuffle.

Azaz: Will do!

AsphaltianOof stacks up the cards and gives two halves to Azaz and Buckaroo while putting the money in the table.

Buckaroo and Azaz toss ten-ten cards to everyone on the table.

Azaz: Everyone's got twenty cards right?

AsphaltianOof: Mm hmm!

Buckaroo: Yep!

Azaz: Alright, let's start!

All three of them look at their cards.

AsphaltianOof: Hold on a sec. I gotta use the crapper real fast.

Buckaroo: Eww! Too much information!

Azaz: Yeah! You could have just said "bathroom"!

AsphaltianOof: Sorry. My bad...

He leaves the table and goes to the bathroom.

Azaz: While he is gone, what do you wanna do?

Buckaroo: Maybe mess around with Sunny Funny's picture memories?

Azaz: Hmmm... great idea!

The two goof balls go downstairs and mess with Sunny Funny's photos by painting moustaches on them.

Buckaroo: Hahahaha! She looks funny with a moustache on!

Azaz: Agreed!

However, they take things a little bit too far when they paint on the photo of Denny Funny and General Potter.

Buckaroo: LOL! I wish the two where still here!

Azaz: Sadly, they ain't...

Buckaroo: Because they're gone with the wind!

The two laugh harder on the ground.

Buckaroo: Ahhh that was fun!

Azaz: Let's go upstairs and continue the card game now. I think AsphaltianOof should be coming soon.

Buckaroo: Yeah.

The two go upstairs and back on to the table.

AsphaltianOof comes back with a "feeling better" expression on his face.

AsphaltianOof: You know, she's gonna need to get the bathroom fixed...

Azaz: Wait, what did you do?

AsphaltianOof: Clogged the toilet.

Buckaroo: What??

AsphaltianOof: You heard me.

Azaz: (Sigh) We might wanna tell Sunny that when she wakes up.

Buckaroo: Right now, let's play the card game!

The three continue the card game.

AsphaltianOof: Yellow!

Azaz: (Giggles) Blue!

AsphaltianOof: OHHHH DAMNIT!

Buckaroo: Red!

AsphaltianOof: Reverse!

Azaz: Ugh!

Buckaroo: Skip turn!

AsphaltianOof: Nooo!

Azaz: Reverse!

AsphaltianOof: Skip tu--

Sunny Funny: What are you guys doing?

Buckaroo: Sunny Funny! Your awake!

Sunny Funny: Yeah right I am! (She rubs her eyes)

Azaz: We where just playing "Uno: The Gambling Addition"! Wanna join?

Sunny Funny: No I'm g-- wait? What addition?

AsphaltianOof: Gambling addition.

Sunny Funny: GAMBLING?! DUDE! You guys are gonna GAMBLE in UNO?!

Buckaroo: Yeah, something wrong?

Sunny Funny: Wait, who's money are you using?

Azaz: Yours.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?! Oh no no no no!

She snatches the money from the table.

Sunny Funny: Go get your own cash! Don't use mine for your dumb game!

AsphaltianOof: Awww! Now what do we do?

Buckaroo: Oh, and one more thing, AsphaltianOof clogged your toilet.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?!

AsphaltianOof: True that.

Azaz: Are you willing to get it fixed?

Sunny Funny: What is wrong with you guys?! You pull pranks on me, try to use my money for gambling and then clog my toilet?! What kind of manners do you have?!

Buckaroo: We don't have manners, we are not humans.

Sunny Funny: HUMAN SHUMAN! You better have some manners around here or I'm kicking you out for good!

She slams the door shut.

AsphaltianOof: My, what a temper she has...

Azaz: I know right... what is the point of manners anyways?

Buckaroo: Wanna continue uno?

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy! Sure I do!

They continue with playing uno while Sunny Funny is seen going downstairs.

Sunny Funny: Those three need to learn some respect already! What do they think I am a servant? Pulling dangerous pranks, gambling and clogging the toilet. What is with them anyways??

She puts the money on the table and goes to the kitchen.

Meanwhile...

The six robbers are seen going around with some black suspicious gym bags.

Robber 3: Alright guys, the dastardly three sent us to sell these drugs on the dark web so we can earn them some cash.

Robber 5: Sure will help to do a job for some people!

Robber 6: Me too!

Robber 2: So, we just gotta get home and sell the drugs?

Robber 1: But how do we do that?

Robber 4: Let's try 4chan guys. It always has such vulgar people online. They might be willing to take some of these!

Robber 1: Smart idea!

Robber 3: I like the sound of that! Let's get going to our house and we shall be able to open a thread on 4chan.

Robber 5: Wait, you said the dark web. 4chan isn't a deep web website...

Robber 6: It isn't that but it has some nasty stuff online.

Robber 2: Yeah. We shall be able to get someone's interest.

Robber 1: You guys always have a open mind!

Robber 4: Agreed!

Robber 3: Smart thinking. Now let's get going now. Time's a wasting.

(Oh, and for all the audience, yes. 4chan is a REAL website with vulgar people, has adult posts and a ton of other things you will not unsee. I do NOT recommend you going on there. Please take this as a notice!)

Back at Sunny's house.

Sunny Funny: I can't wait to cook breakfast. Just got done brushing my teeth. Now let me see...

She looks through the fridge.

She then closes the fridge.

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... I don't know what to cook today...

She then sees a picture like object on top of the fridge.

Sunny Funny: What is that?

She takes the picture from the fridge.

Sunny Funny: Huh, it must be backwards...

She turns it around.

To her surprise, her eyes pupils turn very small and she has a very shocked expression on her face.

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

It shows the picture of General Potter and Denny Funny vandalized with black paint. (It shows General Potter's eyes blackened in with paint and Denny Funny's face slimed up with black paint as well)

Sunny Funny: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEMORY PHOTO?!

She suddenly remembers about Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz.

Sunny Funny: Ohhhhh...

Her face grows wide angered.

She goes upstairs with bawled fists.

It cuts back to Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof still playing uno.

All three of them have only one card left.

AsphaltianOof: Aaaaand WHAM!! I win!

Buckaroo: Drat!

Azaz: Dangit!

AsphaltianOof: Go get me a sprite from downstairs! I'm the winner!

Buckaroo: Fine...

Azaz: Guess we need to do your bet... I'll also get myself a cider while I'm at it.

Suddenly, the door opens hardly.

Buckaroo: The heck? Sunny?

Sunny Funny: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! (She shows them the General Potter and Denny Funny photo that they vandalized)

AsphaltianOof: Dafuq?

Azaz: Ahh shit... how did she find that?

Buckaroo: I left it on top of the fridge...

Azaz: YOU ASSHOLE!

Sunny Funny: STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER AND TELL ME!

Buckaroo: Well you see... while AsphaltianOof was clogging the toilet.

AsphaltianOof: Hey!

Buckaroo: We decided to go downstairs and have fun painting on your memory photos. Me and Az stumbled upon that family photo of yours and we decided to paint on it.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?! YOU PAINTED ON OTHER PHOTOS AS WELL?!

Azaz: Sure did! (Smiles nervously)

Sunny Funny: Show me what you did now...

Buckaroo: You really wanna get furious at us?

Sunny Funny: Yes... show me NOW!

AsphaltianOof: I got see this!

It cuts to all four of them downstairs while Buckaroo and Azaz show the photos to Sunny Funny that they painted all over.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp)

It shows a picture of her, another photo that consists Meggy, Tari and her, and another photo (in this case a selfie) she took with MarioFan2009, CuldeeFell13 and Rh39011478.

Sunny Funny: WHY?! JUST WHY?! YOU RUINED MY MEMORIES!!

Buckaroo: Well sorry...

Azaz: We didn't know you'd care a lot for these pictures...

AsphaltianOof: I really don't know why you guys just did that in the first place.

Sunny Funny: SORRY DOES NOT FEED THE BULLDOG! THAT DOES IT! (She angrily drops her photos on the ground)

Buckaroo: Calm down! You really want them to break?

Sunny Funny: YOU GUYS, EVER SINCE YOU HAVE CAME TO MY HOUSE, YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT THE FOLLOWING: PULLING HORRIBLE PRANKS ON ME WHILE I AM IN THE GARDEN, BEING LAZY AND WATCHING TV WHILE GETTING DRUNK CONSTANTLY, GAMBLING MY MONEY IN A GAME OF UNO AND CLOGGING MY TOILET.

AsphaltianOof: Geez, you don't have to yell at us...

Sunny Funny: AND NOW, YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY MEMORY PHOTOS BY PAINTING ALL OVER THEM?! That... is the last straw!

Azaz: What are you gonna do with us.

Sunny Funny: Something I should have done before...

Buckaroo: And that is?

It shows the outside of Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! AND STAY OUT FOREVER!!

Buckaroo and Azaz are seen being kicked out.

Sunny Funny: And as for you Mr. Pink Blockhead...

AsphaltianOof: Hey! That's not very nice! Also, I need to get a sprite from the fridge. You might wanna get it for me?

Sunny Funny gets even more frustrated.

Sunny Funny: OUT YOU GO!! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!

She kicks AsphaltianOof out of the house.

Sunny Funny: AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!!

She slams the door very hard and shut while locking it.

Buckaroo: Owww...

Azaz: Guys, we just got kicked out of the house...

AsphaltianOof: I didn't even get my sprite! (He starts to cry)

Buckaroo: Calm down AsphaltianOof... we can get you a sprite along the way.

Azaz: But we don't have any money!

Buckaroo: Wait... AsphaltianOof, does Azaz have any money?

AsphaltianOof: (He wipes the tears off of his face) Yeah... it is in the Roblox universe. He has stolen 2 billion dollars from multiple banks all over the town he has been living in.

Buckaroo: 2 billion dollars?! That is a lot then what I have stolen! I have only stolen 2-3 million dollars in cash during my 10 years of evil!

Azaz: I will get my money and we can buy something.

Buckaroo: Ok, but how many dollars?

Azaz: Eh, at least 20-30 bucks. Orrrr, 75 bucks!

AsphaltianOof: Sounds good to me!

It cuts to Azaz back with 75 dollars in his wallet while he is counting it.

Azaz: 73, 74 and 75! We are good to go guys!

Buckaroo: I have a quick question.

Azaz: Yeah, go on.

Buckaroo: How have you stolen 2 BILLION dollars from multiple banks all over from Roblox?

Azaz: Let's just say I am mastermind criminal and I get money easily! I have never been caught for 2 years and yet my identity has never been found out!

Buckaroo: Holy moly...

AsphaltianOof: I help him sometimes. I have never been identified in the town either!

Buckaroo: Wow... but we are in Pensacola. We cannot commit crimes here...

Azaz: We know that.

AsphaltianOof: We are just being the heroes of the town.

Buckaroo: Ok, let's quit talking and get going already.

The three leave to get some food.

Meanwhile at a house...

The six robbers are seen trying to find someone on 4chan they can make a deal with the drugs.

Robber 6: Found anybody?

Robber 3: Not yet... goodness it is so hard to get someone's attention...

Suddenly, a anonymous message pops up saying: "That looks like some great stuff... I am a mastermind criminal in real life and I will pay you off huge bucks for that!".

Robber 3: Ahh! I got a result!

Robber 4: What does it say?

Robber 3: It says "That looks like some great stuff... I am a mastermind criminal in real life and I will pay you off huge bucks for that!".

Robber 2: Wait wait wait wait... how can we trust the guy?

Robber 5: Yeah?

Robber 1: We need to gain his trust so he can gain ours.

Robber 3: I'll message him.

He writes down: "How do we know we can trust you?".

Robber 3: Just gotta wait now.

Robber 1: Oh goody!

The anonymous person sends photos of drugs, money and multiple weapons.

Robber 3: Hmmm...

The person then sends a message saying: "You know me now? I am a huge mastermind on these things.".

Robber 3: Looks like a genuine photo to me...

Robber 6: I agree...

Robber 4: We gotta ask him where he is so we can make the deal with him.

Robber 3: I'll write that down in a jiffy.

He sends a message saying: "Where do you deal at? We need to get the money from you somehow.".

The so called mastermind writes down saying: "I live at a abandoned harbour somewhere in Pensacola. Let me send you a google maps location.".

Robber 3: Alright guys.

Robber 5: What does the message say?

Robber 2: Yeah! Tell us.

Robber 3: He says he is sending us a screenshot of where he is. It is at a abandoned harbour somewhere.

Robber 1: Ok!

A message shows a photo of a Google Maps location in Pensacola.

Robber 3: Hmmm...

A minute passes by...

Robber 3: Alright fellas, I know where the location is. I told the "Mastermind" we will arrive there in 20-30 minutes. We need to get the truck loaded with the drugs and drive off fast.

Robber 6: Got it boss!

Robber 4: Where is the location though?

Robber 3: I have a GPS tracker at my truck. It will always help us out. I also have a print of the location map so we should be able to get there.

Robber 5: Nice!

Robber 2: Can't wait!

Robber 1: Let's go guys!

All six of the robbers fill their truck up with the drugs and they drive off fast.



CHAPTER 2: Drug Dealing

AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo and Azaz are seen walking down the street.

Buckaroo: So guys, what do we buy?

AsphaltianOof: I want some sprite, chips, cake and a lot of yummy stuff!

Azaz: I'll just get some beverages.

Buckaroo: Yeah, me too. Ciders do a lot though.

Suddenly, shoot is heard.

Buckaroo: What the hell?!

Heart Head is seen coming out of the shop while laughing evilly holding his ex-love gun and people are heard screaming in the shop.

Azaz: Well look who it is!

Heart Head: Hi guys, how are y'all doing?

AsphaltianOof: Nothing much Heart Head.

Buckaroo: What where you doing in there?

Heart Head: Ohh nothing, just the usual "Destroying Love" stuff.

Azaz: Oh.

Heart Head: And just what are you doing out of Sunny Funny's house?

Buckaroo: Well um... you might not like this but.

Heart Head: Yeah?

AsphaltianOof: We got kicked out of her house for our behaviour.

Heart Head: What? For your behaviour?

Azaz: You heard him correctly. We have pulled pranks on Sunny, clogged her toilet, painted on her memory photos and gambled with her money in a game of uno.

Heart Head: Wow... I mean, that is very reasonable for being kicked out though.

Buckaroo: Thinking about it, I think we deserved it.

AsphaltianOof: Though I admit that I destroyed the toilet, but what was the point for the pranks and gambling? I don't understand that part.

Azaz: Me too.

Heart Head: Well if you'd like, I will go to Sunny Funny's house and pretend that I never knew you got kicked. Hmm?

Buckaroo: Hmm... sounds like a great idea! And sneaky too!

Meanwhile...

The six robbers are seen driving the truck and come to a red light.

Robber 1: (Sigh) This is gonna take forever...

Robber 5: I know right? I just wanna get this over with!

Robber 3: Me too... but you always gotta be patient.

Suddenly, police sirens are heard.

Robber 2: Oh shit... the pigs!

Robber 6: When that goes on, drive off!

Robber 4: Totally do so!

Robber 3: Ok!

The light turns green.

Robber 1: DRIVE!

The truck goes in full speed driving off.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey! Why is that truck going fast?

Simmons: I don't know mate, but it seems fishy to me...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Should we go after it?

Simmons: Do so mate.

The police car then starts to follow the truck.

Robber 4: DAMNIT! They are closing up on us!

Robber 5: What do we do?!

Robber 3: We make a illegal U-Turn!

Robber 2: Good idea!

Once it comes to another red light, the truck is seen making a very illegal U-Turn and interrupts multiple traffics on the road.

Driver 2: What on earth are they doing??

Driver 4: GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU HAGS!!

The truck successfully manages to go a different direction and drives off fast.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't what the fuck did I just saw but we need to get them now...

Simmons: What the hell was that?! They just made a very illegal U-Turn in a huge traffic!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I know right?

Robber 6: HAHAHAHA! Those pigs never saw that one coming!

Robber 4: I know right! So stupid!

Robber 3: Yeah but we are gonna need to find a different route to the harbour now.

Robber 1: Hmmm...

Robber 2: Hey! We are close to the harbour anyways! Let's see where it leads us!

Robber 5: Yeah!

Robber 3: Alright!

It cuts to Sunny Funny's house.

Heart Head, Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof arrive at the house.

Heart Head: Watch me fellas. I'm gonna make a great act!

AsphaltianOof: Can't wait to see!

Azaz: I'll just drink a cider.

Buckaroo: I'm gonna see how Heart Head does this.

Heart Head knocks on the door while Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz hide.

Sunny Funny answers the door.

Sunny Funny: Hi Heart Head! What are you doing here?

Heart Head: Well, may I come in?

Sunny Funny: Always welcome!

Heart Head comes inside the house and sits on the couch.

Heart Head: Umm, uh... where are Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof at?

Sunny Funny: Oh them? I just kicked them out an hour ago.

Heart Head: What? Why?

Sunny Funny: Their behaviour was starting to get frustrating and very annoying. They also did very unacceptable things such vandalizing my memory photos by painting them, clogging toilets, etc.

Heart Head: Oh... well... are they going to come back anytime soon?

Sunny Funny: Probably not.

AsphaltianOof gets a shocked expression on his face after hearing this.

AsphaltianOof: GUYS GUYS GUYS!! I HEARD SOMETHING BAD!!

Azaz: What did you hear??

AsphaltianOof: I heard that she might not allow us to come back in the house!

Buckaroo: What?!

Azaz: Well shit...

Heart Head: Oh, ok then. I guess.

Sunny Funny: What did you come here for anyway?

Heart Head: Oh, I just wanted to stop by and say hi to you, Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Sunny Funny: Oh. Well... if I can find them, I will let them know Heart Head came to say hi.

Heart Head: Alright. Guess I will see you around.

Sunny Funny: Bye!

Heart Head: Goodbye.

He leaves Sunny's house and goes around the corner the three have been hiding at.

AsphaltianOof: We heard we are not coming back inside...

Heart Head: Possibly tru-- wait, how did you hear from the window?

AsphaltianOof: I don't know. Guess it does not block sound that much.

Heart Head: Oh. Anyways, you guys wanna do something?

Buckaroo: Like what?

Heart Head: I don't know.

Azaz: We where about to get some food.

AsphaltianOof: Wanna join us?

Heart Head: Sure but I will just wait outside while hiding because people know who I am.

Buckaroo: Alright.

Meanwhile...

The six robbers are seen at the harbour.

A person is seen with a blue shirt, green jeans, a cigar, black hair, black eyes and grey shoes.

The truck parks to a stop and the six robbers come out with the bags.

Robber 2: Are you the guy?

???: Sure am! Where are the drugs at?

Robber 5: Right in these bags.

The person looks inside the bag and it shows multiple drugs.

???: Mm hm, yep. This looks like some great stuff! I would be able to pay off a million and half for these goods!

Robber 3: Really?!

Robber 4: You mean it?!

???: Yep!

Robber 6: Well it is a deal alright!

???: Ok!



CHAPTER 3: Dirty Business

The six robbers are seen driving off with blue bags.

???: Enjoy your cash and come again!

While driving, they get caught by the police.

Robber 2: Oh shit guys... what do we do?

Robber 4: We gotta do something!

Robber 3: Don't worry. I got this!

He drive the truck into a zig-zag confusing Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons.

Simmons: Um, mate? What are they doing?

Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't know Simmons but it is confusing the hell out of me...

The robbers then get away.

Brooklyn T. Guy: What the?!

Simmons: AFTER THEM MATE!

The police car then starts chasing the truck.

Robber 1: They're on our tail!

Robber 3: Hang on tight! We are blasting off!

The truck then explodes black fume from it's back pipe as it covers up the police car.

Simmons: Mate, I can't see anything...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Neither do I! I am stopping the car so we don't cause an accident!

Simmons: Smart thinking mate!

The police car halts so it does not crash unexpectedly.

Robber 6: SUCKAS!!

Robber 5: Eat dust bitches!

Robber 3: Now that they are off our backs, we can continue our journey back to that dungeon!

Robber 4: Oh yeah yeah!

Robber 2: NO! Don't say that stupid meme! It is annoying!

Robber 4: Fine...

It goes back to Heart Head hiding in a bush waiting for Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof.

Heart Head: (Sigh) When are they coming already?

Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof finally come out of the shop.

Buckaroo: God this cider tastes good!

Azaz: I know right?

Heart Head: It's about time you guys came.

AsphaltianOof: (Drinks sprite) Yeah, now what do we do?

Buckaroo: Well we are homeless now I guess...

AsphaltianOof: There has to be a way we can get back into Sunny's house.

Azaz: But how?

Heart Head: I don't know? Maybe apologize?

Buckaroo: I bet she won't even accept the apology.

Heart Head: Hmmm... I don't know then...

A TV in the shop has the news come on.

Azaz: Hey, the news is on in the shop guys!

AsphaltianOof: Really? Let's see it then.

The four peek through the window.

Goodman: Breaking News Mkay! A truck driving on the street has been acting very suspicious lately. It has also done some illegal things such as taking a U-Turn on in a public road. If you see this truck anywhere, be sure to notify the police. More updates as the story develops.

Heart Head: A truck making a U-Turn on a public road?

AsphaltianOof: The fuck?

Buckaroo: I think something fishy may be going on.

Azaz: Agreed. But I can't seem to think why would someone do such a thing.

It shows the six robbers returning to the dungeon where The Dastardly Three are at.

Robber 1: Oh Boney, Goombar, Bett? Where are they?

Robber 6: They are supposed to be here somewhere...

Boney then comes out of the shadows.

Robber 5: There you are Boney! Where is Goombar and Bett?

Boney: They are currently working on a robot.

Robber 3: A robot? What robot?

Bett then comes out.

Bett: Hey Boney, the bot is finished!

Boney: Already? Bring it in later. I gotta have a chat with the guys.

Bett: Alright.

Bett goes back to the dark shadows.

Boney: Anyways, (clears throat) where is the money at?

Robber 4: Here it is!

They show them the blue bags.

Boney: Hmmm...

Boney checks the bags and finds a ton of cash in it.

Boney: My oh my! Where did you even get all of this moolah at?

Robber 2: We got it from a professional drug dealer or as he calls himself a "Mastermind".

Boney: Great! We might be able to spare some of this with you!

Heart Head, Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof are seen walking until they hear a conversation going on.

Heart Head: Do you guys hear that?

Azaz: Yeah, sounds like some people talking. It also sounds like it coming from the dungeon in that large hole on the grass.

Buckaroo: Let's go check it out then.

AsphaltianOof: Yeah!

They briefly go into the dungeon and to their surprise, they find The Dastardly Three talking to the six robbers.

Buckaroo: Wait a minute, those are the Dastardly Three!

Azaz: The who?

Heart Head: Those guys are infamous criminals...

AsphaltianOof: What?!

Azaz: Really?

Buckaroo: Yeah! Sunny Funny has bested them before.

Heart Head, Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo quickly leave.

Robber 3: Gee, thanks then!

Boney: Also, would you like to see our robot?

Robber 5: Don't mind if we do!

Boney whistles loudly as Bett and Goombar come out.

Goombar: Yes Boney?

Boney: You got the robot finished right?

Bett: Correct.

Boney: Bring him in!

Bett: Ok!

The two go back and activate the robot.

Out of the shadows comes a robot that has red and black skin and look just like Rh390110478.

Robber 2: Nice!

Robber 3: Wait wait wait wait wait... he looks just like the guy who makes stories involving SMG4, Parappa and SML...

Robber 6: You mean Rh390110478?

Robber 3: Um, yeah!

Boney: Fun fact, HE IS a robot out of him!

Bett: We named him Evil Rh390110478. But you can call him Rh 4.0!

Robber 1: Oh! Ok!

Evil Rh390110478: Loading... Hello pleasants.

Boney: Hello Evil Rh!

Goombar: This will be a great guard to keep intruders out!

Robber 4: Well it was nice dealing with you guys.

Robber 3: Yeah, we gotta leave now. See you around.

Bett: See you boys soon!

The six robbers leave the dungeon and drive off.

AsphaltianOof: We gotta warn Sunny and everyone else in Pensacola!

Azaz: But Sunny just kicked us out.

Buckaroo: And I don't know if she would wanna hear it from us...

Heart Head: Leave it to me.

Azaz: Ok!

They all run off leaving the dungeon behind.

Boney: You know, it's good to actually be wealthy after a drug deal.

Bett: I know right?

Goombar: How do we make sure intruders don't come in?

Boney: Goombar, are you stupid? We have Rh 4.0 to help us!

Goombar: Oh yeah. I forgot...

Bett is seen smelling one of the dollars.

Bett: I wish I.M Meen was still the prime minister...

Boney: Yeah me too...

Meanwhile...

Heart Head is seen running to Sunny Funny's house and knocking on the door repeatedly.

Sunny Funny answers the door.

Sunny Funny: You again? What do you want this time?

Heart Head: Well I just came here to notice you of danger.

Sunny Funny: What danger?

Heart Head: Well you see... The Dastardly Three where in a dungeon dealing with some suspicious men.

Sunny Funny: What?! Those three? I thought they where in prison!

Heart Head: Yeah, but I think they just escaped...

Sunny Funny: How?!

Heart Head: I don't know! I am a love destroyer. Not an officer.

Sunny Funny: Whatever, I will make sure to call my friends to help me.

Heart Head: Should I join in?

Sunny Funny: Sure!

She goes back inside her house to grab her Iron Flower suit.

Sunny comes back in her suit.

Heart Head: Woah! What is that?

Sunny Funny: It is the Iron Flower suit.

Heart Head: Nice! I never knew you wore this.

Sunny Funny: I rarely wear this. I might need it for the job.

Heart Head: Alright.

They both go outside while Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen behind the fence.

Sunny Funny then finds the three.

Sunny Funny: What are you still doing here?

AsphaltianOof: Us?

Azaz: We just came here to see how you are... doing I guess?

Buckaroo: What the heck are you wearing?

Sunny Funny: This? It is the Iron Flower suit.

Azaz: Cool.

AsphaltianOof: How does it work?

Sunny Funny: It has jetpacks, laser eyes, and more!

Azaz: Ok then.

Sunny Funny: Are you guys willing to join?

AsphaltianOof: You kicked us out of your house though.

Buckaroo: I wanna join!

Sunny Funny: Well... (Sigh) I'm sorry I got so angered at you... you just destroyed my family photos...

Buckaroo: Well I'm sorry for destroying your photos.

Azaz: Yeah me too. I'm sorry for being such a jerk as well.

AsphaltianOof: I will have to agree. Sorry about the toilet.

Sunny Funny: It's ok. You can come back to the house if you'd like.

Buckaroo: Ok then!

AsphaltianOof: We will join you!

Azaz: Oh and we need to confess. We knew about The Dastardly Three.

Sunny Funny: You did? How?

Buckaroo: Heart Head told us.

Heart Head's face grows wide shocked and then he says some words without talking which can be lip-readed to: "Guys! Shut the fuck up!".

Sunny Funny: Oh. Well come on! We gotta get going fast!

The five leave to find The Dastardly Three's dungeon.

Tari, Meggy, Mouse, Zulzo and Rh390110478 are seen on a bench.

Tari: So guys, how are you all doing?

Mouse: I'm still trying to deal with Mario. He keeps attempting to kill me.

Meggy: Why?

Mouse: Probably because I take food from his fridge. And yet I am a rodent. So it is no wonder why he thinks I could have diseases.

Rh390110478: Do you have diseases though?

Mouse: No. I'm a totally normal mouse. Though I can get sick sometimes.

Zulzo: Why don't you ever stand for yourself and speak with Mario?

Mouse: He won't even let me. Yet in Bye, Bye Bluebeard, we got along. But for some reason, he still hates me after the events from that story.

Tari: Well that is just sad...

Meggy: I don't understand why Mario hates mouse anyways. He is innocent.

Mouse: Um, not really. Because I just steal people's food. Or not people's, his.

Rh390110478: Well, sometimes people can be like that to mice. They could have diseases unlike you.

Zulzo: Yeah, you just gotta deal with it.

Sunny Funny, Heart Head, Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof arrive.

Rh390110478: Hey there! How are you doing?

Azaz: We need to alert you about something.

Meggy: What is it?

AsphaltianOof: The Dastardly Three broke out of prison again and this time, they where dealing with some strange people for money!

Tari and Zulzo: What?!

Zulzo: I thought the Pensacola prison had better security this time.

Sunny Funny: Well it might as well got breached again.

Buckaroo: Would you guys like to help us?

Rh390110478: Of course we will!

Mouse: Yeah! Because we gotta get rid of them before they cause more chaos!

Rh390110478: Good thing I carry my Vandal Buster suit at all times!

Meggy: Let's get going guys!

Tari: Wait, where are they anyways?

Heart Head: They are in a dungeon. We will show you it.

Zulzo: Alright! I guess we are good to go!

Rh390110478 is seen in his Vandal Buster suit.

Vandal Buster: Yep!



CHAPTER 4: A picky fight

Vandal Buster, Mouse, Tari, Meggy, Sunny Funny, AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Buckaroo, Heart Head and Zulzo are seen near The Dastardly Three's dungeon.

AsphaltianOof: Alright, here it is.

Tari: This looks kind of abandoned...

Zulzo: I agree. More older than my department store.

Heart Head: Let's go inside guys. We need to stop them!

Mouse: Yeah!

They all go check the inside.

Vandal Buster: Is that another robot out of me??

Meggy: What?!

Sunny Funny: How is this possible? Who's getting the ideas to make Rh390110478 duplicates?

Rh 4.0 then spots them.

Rh 4.0: INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT.

Azaz: Oh shit...

Buckaroo: We better hide fast...

They all zip run hide behind a hill near the dungeon.

Boney: Ah ha, somebody's in for a visit!

Bett: I agree!

Goombar: Good thing Rh 4.0 is smart enough to notice them!

Rh 4.0: Looking for intruders. Looking for intruders.

AsphaltianOof: Now what do we do?

Vandal Buster: We are gonna need to get rid of that robot before we try to rid of the Dastardly Three...

Mouse: But who's gonna take care of it?

Vandal Buster: I will. I am also gonna lurk it outside so you can enter the dungeon.

Heart Head: Smart idea!

Meggy: Agreed!

Rh 4.0 is seen guarding the front while the three are seen with the money.

Boney: What should we do with this?

Bett: Let's spend it on a house!

Goombar: Maybe some insurance or food?

Boney: Hmmm... those do sound like good recommendations...

The Vandal Buster suddenly appear in front of Rh 4.0 as he detects him.

Rh 4.0: INTRUDER ALERT!

Boney: Get him! Whoever's there...

Rh 4.0 slowly approaches Vandal Buster as he backs off.

Vandal Buster slowly leads Rh 4.0 out of the dungeon.

Vandal Buster: That's it... come here...

Meggy, Tari, Mouse, Zulzo, Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Sunny Funny and Heart Head go into the dungeon while Rh 4.0 does not notice them.

Vandal Buster then starts attacking Rh 4.0.

Meanwhile inside the dungeon...

Bett: I hope Rh 4.0 is ok.

Goombar: Me too.

Meggy: Caught you!

Boney: Huh?

Tari: Thought you could smuggle drugs and get away with it huh?

Bett: Why yeah we did!

Zulzo: Well you are no longer gonna be now!

Mouse: We've came to stop you!

Boney: Not if Rh 4.0 has anything to say about it!

Heart Head: You really think that your dumb robot is gonna work?

Azaz: We lurked him the fuck out!

Goombar: NOOOOOO! What did you do with him?!

AsphaltianOof: He having a visit with Vandal Buster!

Vandal Buster and Rh 4.0 are seen fighting outside.

Vandal Buster: You shall not win!

Rh 4.0: Says you! I serve my masters in one piece!

Vandal Buster then kicks half of Rh 4.0's metal.

Rh 4.0: You dirty little!

He kicks Vandal Buster in the chest.

Bett: THAT GUY?!

Boney: He was the one who terrorized us and got us arrested!

Buckaroo: Yeah! Now it is time for you to face the consequences!

Boney pulls out a gun.

Boney: NOT TODAY SUCKERS!!

He starts shooting the place.

AsphaltianOof: DUCK!!

Everybody gets to cover.

Boney: Let's get going boys!

Bett: Yeah!

Goombar: Agreed!

The Dastardly Three run off and hide.

Tari: Dangit! They ran off!

Sunny Funny: Not if I have anything to say about it!

The Dastardly Three are seen hiding in their "Operation Room".

Goombar: They will never find us in here!

Boney: Totally!

Sunny Funny breaks open a hole in the wall.

Sunny Funny: Is that so?

Bett: SHE FOUND US!

Boney: Stay back you! Whatever you are wearing, we will destroy it!

Meanwhile, Vandal Buster is seen being forced upon and being choked by Rh 4.0.

Rh 4.0: This is where you die! Vandal Fucker!

Vandal Buster then stabs Rh 4.0 in the leg getting a knife stuck in his metal.

Rh 4.0: Hey! What the hell?

Vandal Buster then kicks Rh 4.0.

Vandal Buster: You are nothing but another phoney of me.

He stabs Rh 4.0 in the heart destroying him.

Vandal Buster then goes inside the dungeon to meet up with everyone else.

Vandal Buster: Where are The Dastardly Three?

Tari: They ran off.

Heart Head: But Sunny is chasing them!

Buckaroo: I hope she is fine though... I don't want her to die.

Meggy: Me too, after all we have been through.

Vandal Buster: I'm pretty sure she should be fine.

Zulzo: You sure?

Mouse: Let's check!

Azaz: Yeah!

They all find the "Operation Room" where the Dastardly Three are cornered by Sunny Funny.

Boney: Guys! Run out the window now!

Goombar: Ok!

Bett: Got it!

Goombar and Boney successfully make it out of the dungeon through a window.

Sunny Funny: Oh no you don't!

She grabs Bett.

Bett: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Boney: BETT!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Goombar: There is nothing we can do now. We gotta run!

Boney: Yeah, I guess you are right...

The remaining two run off.

Sunny Funny sees them.

Sunny Funny: You are not going anywhere!

She flies all the way to their front and stops them.

Boney: GAH!!

Goombar: What do we do?!

Boney: Go backwards now!

They then encounter AsphaltianOof, Tari, Meggy, Mouse, Azaz, Buckaroo, Zulzo Vandal Buster and Heart Head.

AsphaltianOof: Going somewhere?

Boney: FUCK!!

Goombar: Just run off straight! Now time for thoughts!

The two run off in a straight line.

Vandal Buster however, shoots a small spear with a string catching Goombar.

Goombar: HELP ME!!! RUN!! JUST RUN!!! AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!

He gets dragged away.

Boney: I am the only one left!

He runs into a bush and hides there.

Boney: Why me why me why me why me why me---

Suddenly, the bushes sounds are heard.

Boney: No... no...

Vandal Buster: SURPRISE FATASS!

Boney: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sunny Funny: We got you now you pathetic koopa!

Boney: HERE!! TAKE IT!! (He gives Vandal Buster his bag of cash) DON'T HURT ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (He runs off but is stabbed in the leg by a spear and dragged back) HELLLLPPPP!!!

Vandal Buster: That is all of them.

Sunny Funny: Let's hand them over to the police.

Azaz: Agreed.

It cuts to them with Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Thank you so much for catching these three. They have been dangerous criminals to the town.

Simmons: Yeah mate.

Boney: Do whatever it takes to get us away from these menaces!

Heart Head: Hey! You need to shut up. Because nobody cares.

Bett: Ugh!

Goombar: This police car gives me stage four cancer!

Boney: That is not something to joke about!

Goombar: Sorry...

Simmons: Guess we will be seeing you around mates.

Vandal Buster: You too. See you officers later!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Bye!

Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons drive off.

Sunny Funny: Well, that was another attack off of our hands.

AsphaltianOof: Yeah. We will always be ready for other evil plans like these.

Mouse: Let's go to Sunny's house for dinner! I'm hungry.

Tari: Me too!

Sunny Funny: Alright everybody! Let's go!

Everyone: Yay!

They all go to Sunny Funny's house as it fades out.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing.

A red cat is seen being forced by a tough brown dog (NOT WILLOUGHBY OR THE BULLDOG) to go to Mario's house.

He paints the cat all brown like Grodo and throws it to the door steps.

The cat knocks on the door and Mario answers it.

Mario: Well Grodo! Where have you been? I've been looking for you!

Red Cat: Meow.

Mario: Come on in! High must be waiting for you!

He takes the red cat inside his house.

He leaves the red cat (painted brown as Grodo) in the kitchen.

High: Hey... you are not Grodo... he is in the litter box!

Red Cat: No I am not... I am being harassed by a tough dog! He uses me as bait to get food for him! Where is the meat?!

High: It is in the kitchen bud.

Red Cat: THANKS!!

He quickly goes into the kitchen, grabs some meat and leaves fast.

High: I Wonder what's the bites with him.

The Red Cat quickly goes outside while it shows a tough dog and gives him the meat.

Tough Dog: What?! No gravy?!

He grabs the Red Cat by the neck.

Red Cat: (Gulps) No... I guess...

Tough Dog: Well whatever! We are going to the next house now!

It shows him dragging the cat crudely while going to Sunny Funny's house.

Tough Dog: Now get in there!

He kicks the cat to the house.

The Red Cat knocks on the door and meows.

Sunny Funny then answers the door to see the cat.

Sunny Funny: Oh! A lost cat! What are you doing here?

Red Cat: Meow.

Sunny Funny: Hmm... you must be hungry, right?

The Red Cat nods his head up and down.

Sunny Funny: Well then come on in!

The tough dog is seen rubbing his hands in excitement.

A good 12 minutes pass by...

Sunny Funny: Now you stay up here and go to sleep. We will find your owner tomorrow!

Red Cat: Meow!

Sunny Funny then leaves.

The Red Cat jumps out a near by window and gives the tough dog his meat.

Tough Dog: WHAT?! No gravy?!

He grabs the Red Cat and moves on.

It shows a scene where the tough dog pulls a can off from a terrified mouse (NOT THE MOUSE WHO APPEARS IN MY STORIES)

The Mouse: No! No! Not again! Please! I beg you no!!

The tough dog grabs the mouse by his tail.

The Red Cat then suddenly eats the mouse.

Tough Dog: NOO! (He starts hitting the cat) DROP IT STUPID!!

The Mouse comes out.

Tough Dog: Ugh! Anyways, the two of you go in and do your part now!

He kicks the both into Tari's house and they pretend to chase each other around.

Tari then comes downstairs to all the noise to see the red cat holding a mouse in his mouth.

Tari: Wow! A cat just caught a mouse in my home! You do deserve a reward for this!

Red Cat: Meow!

Mouse: Ohhhhhh the humiliation!

Tari: Come on cat! I think I have some steak for you!

Red Cat: Meow.

It shows Tari giving the cat some steak and leaves to go back to playing video games.

The Red Cat goes outside with the mouse and gives the dog the steak.

Tough Dog: Come on!! Give it to me!! I am starved!

He eats up the steak quickly.

Tough Dog: That was delicious! Anyways, you still forgot the gravy!

He slaps the red cat and grabs the mouse by his tail while putting him back in the can.

Mouse: Why don't you fight fair and square you big bully?!

He hits the mouse over the head.

Mouse: I think a nap will do me a lot good...

He falls on the ground sleeping.

The Tough Dog is seen at Firestar's house next.

The Red Cat starts to meow while the dog hides.

Firestar answers the door.

Firestar: Um, what is a cat doing in front of my door?

Red Cat: Meow.

Firestar: I am not into pets...

Red Cat: Meow meow.

Firestar: Ugh, fine... you can stay I guess...

She allows the red cat inside the house.

Firestar: Just don't be dumb...

She goes upstairs.

The Red Cat searches the fridge but to no avail, there is no meat this time.

He goes outside empty handed while the tough dog gets angered at him.

Tough Dog: NO MEAT AND NO GRAVY?!

Red Cat: Nope... empty fridge...

Tough Dog: UGGGHHH!!!! I am never getting any food like this!!

Suddenly, the six robbers are seen passing by stealthily.

The tough dog sees them and gets an idea.

Tough Dog: Get out of here boyo! I got better plans unlike you!

He kicks the cat away from him and goes to the six robbers.

Tough Dog: Hey there. Would you like to work out a deal?

Robber 3: Umm...

Robber 2: Why is that dog talking to us? I thought animals never talk.

Tough Dog: It's just MarioFan2009's ideas... anyways, I need meat badly, go rob me a bank fast please. I am starved!

Robber 6: Hmmm...

Robber 5: How's about a deal?

Tough Dog: Ok!

Robber 4: If you share some of the change, we can set up the robbery!

Tough Dog: It is a instant deal!

Robber 1: Alright then!

It then shows night time and a Florida bank is seen.

The six robbers go in, cause a massive explosion and come out with stacks of cash while the alarm is heard sounding.

Tough Dog: Great!

He quickly shares dollars with the robbers and runs off to a meat shop.

Robber 3: Glad doing business with you. I guess...

Tough Dog: Oh boy oh boy!

It then shows the meat shop sold while the dog is seen overwhelmingly excited seeing the meat.

Tough Dog: Ackings and tons of meat! And it's mine! All mine! I will never have to starve ever again!!

The next scene shows a animal hospital.

Inside shows the tough dog with doctors while he is on a patient bed.

Doctor 2: What do you think Mac?

Mac: Seems like over eating to me Hug...

Hug: Well we might have to leave the poor guy here...

Mac: Yeah. Hopefully he gets better.

The two doctors leave.

However, the door opens and it shows the red cat and the mouse.

Red Cat: This time, we didn't forget the gravy!

The Tough Dog is seen scared and worried while sweating.

The cat and mouse put a pipe into the dog's mouth.

Tough Dog: No... ohh no... no... no... NO... no...

The cat then pours gravy into it while sound of gurgling is heard and it irises out.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing and some possible racist scenes.

It shows a prison called: "THE TROLL PRISON".

Inside, many trolls such as: "Syrian Bird, Onion Cream, Scam Bots and some Vandal Clowns" are seen.

Syrian Bird is seen screaming Arabic gibberish.

Trikkiboy is seen with red eyes exhausted while Onion Cream keeps screaming "Moose Fuck!" at him.

Onion Cream: You are a moose fuck, moose face and a moose ass! Don't deny it.

Trikkiboy: Could you not be yourself FOR 5 MINUTES?!?!

This Article Is A Stub: You are a bitch for getting me globally blocked multiple times Trikkishit!

DROXYBYTHEHOAXY: Suck a big dick!!

Trikkiboy: Alright, fuck this... AGONZO!!!

Agonzo7988 then comes in to respond to Trikkiboy.

Agonzo7988: Yes Jamie? What do you need?

Trikkiboy: I am tired of dealing with these menaces to society! Please take care of them while I take a rest!

Agonzo7988: Sure will!

Trikkiboy then leaves with blood-shot eyes while Agonzo7988 is seen holding a bat guarding the prison.

Brazilian Bird: (Screams Portugal gibberish)

United Kingdom Bird: Fuck off Brazilian cunt! I got globally blocked unlike you!

Chinese Bird: CHING-CONG!!

Crush: What was I blocked for anyways?

Agonzo7988: Constant sock-puppetry.

Crush: Awww...

Brazilian Bird continues to speak Portugal gibberish.

Agonzo7988: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHADUP!! (He whacks Brazilian Bird in the head with the bat causing him to get knocked out) I am gonna go now. Don't do anything dumb.

SquidwardPepe: I wanna lick you!

Vandal Clown 6: Fuck the admins!!

Agonzo leaves the jail room.

12:30 PM...

A dark figure is seen around the troll prison.

It goes inside stealthily without tripping any alarms.

Meanwhile, the trolls are seen sleeping in their ceil together while the dark figure comes and opens the door.

He turns on the light and it is revealed to be...

Onion Cream: (Wakes up) Huh? Who's there?

This Article Is A Stub: What is going on?

Stanksupergood: Who's there?!

The Masked Menace!

Masked Menace: I am here to get you out of here ASAP...

Onion Cream: Masked Menace?! What are you doing here??

Masked Menace: I heard about you getting arrested today once yet again. Time to bust you all out.

Icelandic Bird: YES!! FREEDOM AT LA--

Onion Cream then shuts his mouth.

Onion Cream: Dude! Shut the moose fuck up! Do you want the Masked Menace to get caught?!

Icelandic Bird: Sorry...

Masked Menace: Don't worry. (He opens up the jail cell) Get out of here now.

All of the trolls rush in a hurry accidentally running over Masked Menace.

Masked Menace: Ohhhhhh... Now I know how it feels to be in MarioFan2009's stories... he tortures the villains like this... (he faints on the ground)

Outside the prison...

DROXYBYTHEHOAXY: Guys, now we have escaped, we can mess up the town!

The Troll Robot: I barely got a chance to destroy wiki pages though...

United Kingdom Bird: Well, since I am blocked globally, I will have to wait for you guys to finish your persisted vandalism.

SquidwardPepe: I am gonna write down stuff such as "I wanna lick you" and "Wanna a belly rub?".

This Article Is A Stub: Great! This is gonna be fun! Muhahaha!

Onion Cream: To the SML wiki headquarters EVERYBODY!!

The trolls rush to the wiki headquarters having their "fun".

It shows Sunny Funny's house in which AsphaltianOof is sleeping on the couch with a crap ton of sprite on the floor.

Along with him is some blue paint and shows paint all over the couch and the wall

Sunny Funny then comes to the living room.

Sunny Funny: Oh my ever living God! What is wrong with this pink blockhead! He ruined my couch and walls! Now I have to clean everything! I hate it when he does these things!

She is seen going into the kitchen and comes back with a towel and spray.

While cleaning, AsphaltianOof suddenly wakes up with a chainsaw in his hand.

AsphaltianOof: WOO HOO!!! YEAH!! IT IS A TOUCH DOWN!!!

Sunny Funny: What the hell?!

AsphaltianOof: REEEEEEEEEEEE!! (He throws the paint at Sunny Funny's back)

Sunny Funny: GAAAAHH! (She suddenly turn into her inverted version and with a beam, she throws the chainsaw out of AsphaltianOof's hands)

AsphaltianOof: What the?

Sunny Funny: (She then turns back into her normal self) WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU ANYHOW?! (She looks at the back of her shirt to see blue paint smeared all over it) I've got a good mind to kick you out once and for all!

AsphaltianOof: Awwww you don't mean it do you?

Sunny Funny: Yes I do too! What is the meaning of that ruckus you made?! Fully turning on your chainsaw and throwing paint! Gah! Now I gotta clean myself!

AsphaltianOof: Well, sorry...

Sunny Funny: Sorry does NOT feed the bulldog!

She leaves the room to go clean herself.

AsphaltianOof: (Sigh) She's just salty...

It then shows the wiki vandals ruining the headquarters by destroying stuff, writing graffiti on the walls, ripping apart article pages, etc.

SquidwardPepe is seen taking a picture of his own genitals (WHICH IS IN FACT CENSORED) and posting the picture on the wall.

SquidwardPepe: Hahahaha! They will be licking it gooooood!

Syrian Bird is seen rapidly moving his eyes all over the place while ripping apart article pages and screaming Arabic gibberish.

Masked Menace is seen looking through a window to see everybody's doings.

Masked Menace: Soooo. This is what they do on their spare time? I am not amused to be honest...

It goes back to the trolls destroying pages.

Onion Cream is seen unzipping his pants and peeing on a picture of Trikkiboy.

Onion Cream: Hope you like that! It has many vitamins and minerals for your bones!

Masked Menace sees this and his face turns green.

Masked Menace: M--My boss JUST did THAT?! (He throws up on the grass) I have seen enough! I am out! O U T! OUT!

He then leaves in disgust running off.

Polish Bird: Te skurwiele zginą!

After quite a while of being gross, destroying stuff and ruining the place, they leave while happy with their doings.

United Kingdom Bird: You had your fun?

Onion Cream: No shit we did! You missed out a ton of fun!

United Kingdom Bird: Probably because I am BLOCKED GLOBALLY!

Vandal Clown 7: Sucks to be you!

Vandal-Saurus Rex: Yeah! We had a shit ton of fun!

TheKranyKangaroo: It was amazing!

Onion Cream: Let's go and have our fun!

Vandal Clown 3: Yeah!

They all run off to mess with the town.

In the morning...

The town is seen normal and not out of the ordinary.

Soon the news comes on the TV with Goodman saying that the vandals have escaped from their prison and the admins and police are in a man hunt looking for them.

The whole entire town of Pensacola now knows about this.

Everybody is seen making sure to lock their doors in case they barge into their houses.

Meanwhile, Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are watching Cartoon Network while Sunny Funny is doing the dishes.

Buckaroo: So what about the trolls?

Azaz: I hope they don't come after us...

AsphaltianOof: Me too. I will murder them if they do! (Pulls out his chainsaw)

It then goes to show the trolls at the back of Sunny Funny's house. However, they do not know it is her house.

Onion Cream: Haha! Let's destroy some bushes and grass!

Irish Bird: Yes!

This Article Is A Stub: Can't wait! Let's start with the big stuff first; bushes!

SquidwardPepe is already seen peeing on the bushes.

SquidwardPepe: I beg your pardon?

The rest are seen destroying some trees and making a ton of noise.

Sunny Funny is seen cooking breakfast until she hears the noises.

Sunny Funny: What's going on out there?

She opens the window at the back.

Sunny Funny: Hey! What are you a--

She then sees the trolls messing around with her back house.

Sunny Funny realizes those are the trolls that have destroyed her planet and family.

Her pupils turn very small after seeing this and she grows with wide anger.

Syrian Bird then spots her and starts screaming gibberish.

Onion Cream: Hey guys, I think Syrian is tryna tell us something.

DROXY: What is it not-so peaceful country bird?

He points at Sunny Funny.

All the trolls look and her and they get shocked.

Onion Cream: WH-- GET HER!! NOW!!

TheKrankyKangaroo: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

She then closes her window and goes behind quickly.

Angered as never before, she turns into her inverted version with white tint in her eyes.

Polish Bird: Open up that fucking window now or we will bust it open!! That does it! My Sockpuppet Account, CHARGE AT THE WINDOW!!

My Sockpuppet Account: (Giggles goofily) Alright there sirrr!

He then takes a few steps back and then charges at the window.

However, an inverted Sunny Funny is seen and My Sockpuppet Account's face turns happy angry to a completely shocked one.

My Sockpuppet Account is seen shivering and gets grabbed by Sunny only to be beaten up badly.

Sunny Funny: You will pay for this...

Icelandic Bird: I think we should run...

Vandal Clown 13: Yeah, good idea...

They all attempt to run away but are dragged by Sunny Funny's force.

Vandal Clown 2: Hey! What the heck?

Onion Cream: Why can't we run on our own will??

They all get dragged into Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny: Welcome...

Irish Bird: RUN BITCH RUUUUUNNNNN!!

This Article Is A Stub: Oh shit...

They all run off but Sunny Funny catches up to them.

Sunny Funny: Your not leaving...

DROXY: FUCK!!! WE GOTTA RU---

He is then stabbed by knife that is thrown at him.

This Article Is A Stub: NOOOOOOO!!

Brazilian Bird: (Screams Portugal)

United Kingdom Bird: Guys! Just run damnit!!

They attempt to leave but are forced by Sunny Funny to be dragged back again.

Stanksupergood: Why can't we run on our own wi---

His neck then gets snapped.

Onion Cream: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...

All of the trolls are beaten up in savage ways expect for Onion Cream.

The trolls are unable to move because of severe body injuries.

Sunny Funny then forces Onion Cream toward her.

Sunny Funny: You thought you could just kill my family and get away with it huh?

Onion Cream: No... NO... FUCK YOU FLOWER BITCH FUCK YOU!!

Sunny Funny: I was never a flower bitch to begin with you pathetic waste of a human.

She then forces knives in his mouth causing his mouth to bleed.

Sunny Funny: YEAH! You like the taste of sharp objects?! THAT IS FOR DENNY!! And this... is for my father...

Onion Cream: DO YOUR WORST YO--

He then gets thrown into the living room causing Onion Cream to bump on the TV.

AsphaltianOof: What the hell?!

Azaz: Where did this piece of nothing come from?!

AsphaltianOof: I don't know but... IT IS A INTRUDER!! (Grabs his chainsaw) KILL HIM!!

Onion Cream: Oh fucking moose icicles...

Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen chasing a injured Onion Cream while Sunny Funny watches in her inverted version.

Buckaroo: WHAT ARE YOU?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SUNNY?!

Sunny Funny: Wait... I ca---

Buckaroo then pulls out a shotgun.

Buckaroo: DIE YOU DIRTY NO GOOD FOR NOTHING--

Sunny Funny: AHHHHH! WAIT BUCKAROO!! IT IS JUST ME!! SUNNY!!

Buckaroo is seen chasing inverted Sunny while attempting to shoot her.

Masked Menace sees everything that Sunny Funny did to the trolls.

Masked Menace: Just wait until I get my hands on that no good for nothing Flower... I will turn her body into nothing... I will break every bone in her BODY...

MarioFan2009 is seen with a angered face near Masked Menace.

Masked Menace: I WILL--

Suddenly, he gets hit in the head with a hammer by MarioFan2009.

Masked Menace falls on the floor while MarioFan2009 smiles and it irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have some swearing.

It starts off with some bushy grass and overall hopping is heard.

Out of the grass comes a grasshopper.

When he stops hopping, he breaks the fourth wall.

Hopalong Casserole: Hopalong Casserole's my name! The jumpy and fastest grasshopper in the fields!

He then gets a weird taste in his mouth.

Hopalong Casserole: Pardon me...

He goes near a tree and spits.

Hopalong Casserole: Gotta keep gross things censored you know.

He then looks to his left with a surprise.

Hopalong Casserole: Say. Come here.

The camera zooms in on him.

Hopalong Casserole: A little bit more closer!

The camera zooms in more.

Hopalong Casserole: Don't look now, but over to my left are two birds watching me.

It shows the eyes of the said birds.

Hopalong Casserole: The jerks have been trying to catch me for years. But I'm too fast for them! Guess I will have a little fun with them!

He then starts jumping up and down only to show the birds eyes bouncing up and down.

The two birds get their heads out of the bushes.

Fat Bird: Shhhhhhh! Now Oliver, you wait right here. I will go sneak him out, and then you hit him in the head!

Oliver: Alright Larry!

Oliver quickly goes behind the bush with a bat waiting for Hopalong Casserole.

Hopalong Casserole however appears right behind him.

Oliver: Shhhhh. We are going to catch a grasshopper!

Hopalong Casserole: Yeah?

The bush leaves then start making noises as Oliver gets prepared.

Out of the bushes comes Tako Maki, a member of the Sushi Pack.

He gets hit in the head while Larry then comes out of the bush, looks down to see him and gets shocked.

Oliver then sees the mistake he has made while Hopalong Casserole hops off.

Larry: Ohhhh no...

Take Maki then gets up angered to see the two birds.

Larry makes a huge smile across his face while Tako Maki grabs the bat Oliver hit him with and starts beating them up while a huge cloud fight starts.

Take Maki leaves in anger dusting his hands off.

Larry: Oliver... to your left was a grasshopper... he is in the grass on because of you... now here. Take this bag and this time, don't let him get away!

Oliver: Ok Larry.

Oliver then goes to grass to apprehend the said grasshopper.

When about to catch him, Hopalong Casserole then starts kicking him in the face.

Angered, a fight starts and he catches "him".

Oliver: I got him! I got him!

Larry: Give me that!

The two look into the bag and for their surprise, the same wasp who appeared at the end of The Mosquito Parade is inside it!

The Wasp then gets angry and starts to sting the two.

Larry: OUCH OUCH OW OW OWWWW YEOW OUCH!

Oliver: FUCKING OWW!!

The two then hide in a tree while the wasp enters causing a huge fight in the said tree.

The Wasp then comes out and leaves the tree.

Oliver and Larry however, are seen being hold by Tako Maki and then get kicked out.

Oliver and Larry are seen on the ground while Hopalong Casserole is seen hopping across the grass.

Larry then starts to chase the grasshopper but to only lead himself in a dumpster.

He then sees some springs and gets an idea.

The next scene shows Hopalong Casserole jumping.

Larry is then seen jumping along except with springs on his feet.

Hopalong Casserole sees this and gets shocked.

Larry: Hellllooooo!

Larry does not notice trees and gets hit in the head by them.

The two then come to a dead end cliff and Larry accidentally jumps off of it.

Larry: WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A loud crash is heard and he is seen coming up because of springs on his feet.

Hopalong Casserole takes the springs off and Larry is seen falling again.

A loud crash is heard again.

Oliver bird then comes to find Larry.

Oliver: Which way did my partner go?

Hopalong Casserole: That way! (He points at the dead end cliff)

Oliver: Thank you!

He then walks off the cliff.

He points to Hopalong Casserole where he is going and suddenly falls.

Another loud crash is heard.

It then shows the down setting where the two birds landed on Tako Maki.

Oliver sees this and tries to alert Larry.

Larry: Again?!

Tako Maki is seen folding up his sleeves ready to beat up Larry and Oliver.

Oliver: Fuck!

The screen quickly fades to black and the next scene shows the two birds beaten up.

Hopalong Casserole: You two really outta be careful!

He then hops off.

The next shows the birds hiding in a piano set.

Oliver looks to try and find Hopalong.

Larry: Shhhhhhh! Get in! He might come anytime soon!

The two birds then go back inside the piano and use a corn as bait to catch the grasshopper.

Hopalong Casserole is hopping until he sees the corn.

He attempts to get it but it is lead out of reach.

He tries to get it again but then it gets out of reach.

Hopalong Casserole then gets an idea.

He then starts playing the piano hardly.

Inside, Larry and Oliver are seen getting hit in the face with the strings.

Hopalong Casserole then plays one of the keys so hard the two birds start flying all the way to Tako Maki's house.

Tako Maki is seen reading a book which seems to be The Election!.

His wall suddenly gets crashed in by the two birds.

Tako Maki: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YOUNG BIRDS!!

Oliver and Larry are seen flying all the way back to the field while Hopalong Casserole is seen continuing with hopping.

Larry then starts to chase him only to get Hopalong Casserole to lead him to Tako Maki's house.

Larry smart however, knows his idea and tries to think of a plan to get him outside.

He then looks inside the house to see Hopalong Casserole behind the couch where Tako is sitting at.

Larry goes all out and busts into Tako Maki's house just to chase the grasshopper.

Larry: COME HERE YOU!!

The two are running around in circles while Tako looks at the two in shock.

Hopalong Casserole and Larry eventually leave the house. But that doesn't stop Tako Maki to chase Larry as well.

While outside, Hopalong Casserole is seen behind a fence.

Larry is seen about to get across the fence but Hopalong just puts plank in front causing Larry to trip.

Take Maki catches up and sees the ruckus.

Hopalong Casserole then hops off.

Annoyed, Larry bird then starts to chase him and Tako Maki chases him.

It then shows a scene where Hopalong Casserole is being chased by Larry and Oliver while the latter are being done the same by Tako Maki.

Hopalong Casserole makes a straight turn as a iris out occurs.

Hopalong then jumps on the iris out and behind, a loud crash is heard.

The grasshopper is seen sweating trying to cool himself down.

Hopalong Casserole: Well, just as I told you folks... I'm too fast for them! They will never catch me! (He hops a few more times) Never!

Suddenly, the iris out opens and a angered Larry is seen while a Tako Maki is right behind him.

Larry then grabs Hopalong Casserole by the back of his shirt and drags him back into the scene while the iris out closes.





WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

Mario is seen watching the news on TV.

Breadmonster: Well, as if you noticed by now, Goodman has been arrested for cash fraud and purposely multiplying taxes. So as of now, I am your news reporter giving you the updates on stuff going around Pensacola! Stay tuned for more updaaaateess!

Mario: Goodman arrested? Well... he has been attempting to rip my nipples and eat my balls... thank God.

Meanwhile...

Goodman: Those two fucking motherfuckers are gonna get it when I break out of this prison tonight! I WILL RIP THEIR BALLS APART AND TEAR THEIR NIPPLES INTO SHREDS!!!

Guard: Shut the hell up in there!

Goodman: FUCK YOU!!

It then shows Rh390110478 and MarioFan2009 at MarioFan2009's house.

Rh390110478: Welp, that was that.

MarioFan2009: I can't believe Goodman would actually do such a thing! Why?

Rh390110478: I don't know... he has been very rude and greedy as seen in the few latest SML videos so it is no wonder he would come to this.

MarioFan2009: Well, at least he is in custody right now...

Rh390110478: Yeah.

At midnight...

It shows prison of Pensacola.

Goodman's shadow is seen getting out of the prison and walking off.

A light however catches him and he runs off fast.

The prison's alarm is heard sounding while Goodman hides in a bush.

Goodman: Those fuckers shall never get me...

He runs off to a coconut tree.

Goodman: Even if I have to sabotage my jobs and everyone who is my friend!

A coconut then falls on his head.

Goodman: Or just my jobs...

The screen fades to black and goes back to Rh390110478 and MarioFan2009.

MarioFan2009: So, are you staying the night?

Rh390110478: Yeah. What do you wanna do?

MarioFan2009: Well, I am still waiting on "Slendytubbies", "Hunted" and "The Firestar Arc". But right now, let's just watch some Cartoon Network. I have nothing else on TV that I like. Besides! Steven Universe is coming on now!

Rh390110478: I haven't watched many episodes of that show but, I will watch it with you!

MarioFan2009: Ok!

He turns on the TV while the Steven Universe intro is seen.

A door knock is then heard.

MarioFan2009: I'll get it.

He goes to the door and answers it to CuldeeFell13 and TheSuperAlmightyDragon.

CuldeeFell13: Hey MarioFan2009!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What's up bub?

MarioFan2009: Nothing! Me and Rh390110478 where going to watch Steven Universe!

CuldeeFell13: Oh um... ok. Yet I don't feel comfortable drawing the characters because I haven't even watched it.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: May I come in and watch?

MarioFan2009: Sure will Dragon! Come in! You too CuldeeFell13!

CuldeeFell13: I was gonna conform you about Slendytubbies but. Imma join but I am gonna just fetch me up some food because I had a looooonnngg walk.

MarioFan2009: Ok! Help yourself!

The two then come in.

MarioFan2009, TheSuperAlmightyDragon and Rh390110478 are seen watching Steven Universe on the couch.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: (Drinks tea) This is fine.

MarioFan2009: I just like that catchphrase of yours!

Rh390110478: Me too!

CuldeeFell13 is seen in the kitchen getting some food.

Goodman's shadow is seen staring at him through a window.

CuldeeFell13: Huh?

The shadow then quickly hides.

CuldeeFell13: Must have been my shadow...

He continues to get some food. (Apples and some chicken in the microwave he put in)

Goodman is seen opening a window with a glass cutter.

Goodman: Those fuckers are dead tonight! Wait until I get my hands on them!

He enters in the house.

Goodman: At 3:30 AM, I shall make my attack!

Time passes by while Rh390110478, MarioFan2009 and TheSuperAlmightyDragon are still watching a few more episodes of Steven Universe.

Finally the show ends and CN is about to air something else.

MarioFan2009: Welp... (Turns off the TV) That was a good night I guess...

Rh390110478: I am tired and sooooo lazy right now!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Yeah... me too. Let's get some shut eye.

CuldeeFell13 comes into the room.

CuldeeFell13: Whatcha all doing?

MarioFan2009: About to get some sleep.

CuldeeFell13: Yeah? (Yawns) Well, I am tired too. Let's go to sleep everyone!

Rh390110478: Ok!

MarioFan2009: Guys, I forgot...

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What?

MarioFan2009: I only have three bedrooms... I guess one might have to sleep with me since the couch does not have that much space.

CuldeeFell13: I'm choosing a bedroom!

Rh390110478: Well I will stay with MarioFan2009 for the night!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Alright. Now can we get some sleep?

MarioFan2009: Yep!

All four of the wiki users go to sleep.

Goodman is seen in the house about to cause chaos.

Goodman: Muhahahaha! This is for my making my plan fail! Dirty humans!

He goes upstairs and waits for 3:30 AM.

At 3:30 AM...

Goodman: Now's my chance to attack!

He goes into the bedroom where CuldeeFell13 is sleeping.

Goodman: I guess I will take out MarioFan2009's awful banner maker first! His drawing is disgusting and just plain shit!

He goes inside the room and turns on the light.

CuldeeFell13: Huh?

Goodman: MUHAHAHAHAHA!

He sees Goodman with a knife in his hand.

CuldeeFell13: AHHHHHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

Goodman: I shall murder you! Haha!

CuldeeFell13 manages to get out of the room and wakes up Rh390110478 and MarioFan2009.

CuldeeFell13: WAKE UP YOU TWO!! THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN THE HOUSE!!

Rh390110478: What?!

MarioFan2009: Who is it?!

CuldeeFell13: IT'S GOODMAN!!

MarioFan2009: WHAT?! HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN PRISON!!

Rh390110478: Yeah! How did he escaped?!

CuldeeFell13: Now time for questions! We gotta get TheSuperAlmightyDragon!

Rh390110478: Ok!

The three run but are stopped by Goodman.

Goodman: Not so fast!!

CuldeeFell13 kicks him in the chest and they continue to run off.

They open TSAD's bedroom door so hard it causes him to wake up.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What the heck?

MarioFan2009: GET UP!! There is an intruder in the house!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What?!

CuldeeFell13: Come on! Just jump out the window and get going!

Rh390110478: Yeah!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ok!

All four of them jump out a near by window and Goodman spots them.

Goodman: COME BACK HERE!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR GETTING ME ARRESTED!!

CuldeeFell13: That was a close one... but we need to deal with Goodman now...

MarioFan2009: Let's call the police fast.

Rh390110478: No need to. I already did.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ok! Let's get going!

Goodman: God I am afraid of heights! I guess I have to use the other way around...

He goes downstairs and to the front door.

Goodman opens the front door and goes outside.

Goodman: Where are they at?! I am going to kill them if I find them!

Suddenly, a light flashes on his face.

Goodman: HEY!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well well well... look who it is...

Goodman: GET THAT FLASHLIGHT OUT OF MY EYE!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: No, you are under arrest for jailbreak and breaking into houses. Get in the car right now.

Goodman: FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK THE WORLD!! FUCK YOU ALL!! I HATE MY LIFE!! MY BALLS ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES RIGHT NOW!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Nobody cares Sherlock. Now get in the car!

Goodman: FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

He gets into the car and Brooklyn T. Guy drives off.

The next morning...

Breadmonster: Breaking news everyone! Goodman recently broke out of jail and also broke into MarioFan2009's house to kill him for getting him arrested for cash fraud. Goodman is now sentenced to 15 years more in jail. His previous time was 5 years increasing it up to 20 years. Nobody was harmed last night and everything is good. More updates will come in!

MarioFan2009 and Rh390110478 are seen back at MarioFan2009's house.

Rh390110478: Man, what a night!

MarioFan2009: I know. CuldeeFell13 and TheSuperAlmightyDragon decided to go home for the day because of the break in. I can't believe Goodman escaped prison!

Rh390110478: Me too! He just escaped just to attempt to kill us!

MarioFan2009: You know, I think we should just take a day off and go outside for some fresh air.

Rh390110478: Sounds like a good idea.

The two leave the house to go outside while it the screen fades to black ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have some swearing in it.

It shows Jeffy riding along his bicycle.

Jeffy: (Hums)

Suddenly, his bicycle trips over and his pencil comes of his nose.

Jeffy: Agh damnit! Stupid rock! Now my bicycle is broken! (Sigh)

He takes his bicycle in his hands to his home angered.

The pencil is seen flying all the way to Sunny Funny's door.

Sunny Funny answers the door to see the pencil on the floor.

Sunny Funny: Now who could have possibly left this here? I guess I will take it inside...

She grabs the pencil and takes it inside the house.

Sunny goes to the living room with the pencil.

Buckaroo: Hey, what do you got there?

Sunny Funny: I found this pencil outside at my front door.

Azaz: Cool!

AsphaltianOof: A pencil? I wanna draw something!

Sunny Funny: Do so!

She gives AsphaltianOof the pencil.

AsphaltianOof gets a piece of paper.

AsphaltianOof: Now do I wanna draw...

Azaz: Try me!

AsphaltianOof: Hmmm... ok!

He draw Azaz on the paper.

Azaz: Huh, not bad... I guess...

The drawing suddenly then comes to life!

Buckaroo: What the heck?!

Sunny Funny: What happened?

AsphaltianOof: MY DRAWING CAME TO LIFE!!

Drawing Azaz: (Makes blabbering noises)

Azaz: That does not sound like me...

AsphaltianOof: Yeah I agree. Imma erase this.

Azaz: Do so!

AsphaltianOof erases Drawing Azaz while the drawing screams in pain.

Sunny Funny: Well... what else can we draw?

Buckaroo: We can draw you!

Sunny Funny: Me?

Azaz: Yeah! This time, I will do it. I am a good artist!

AsphaltianOof: Go to it!

Azaz draw Sunny Funny's sketch perfectly.

The drawing then comes to life.

Drawing Sunny Funny: (Makes random noises)

AsphaltianOof: It's amazing!

Buckaroo: Yeah! Looks good!

Azaz: Agreed!

Buckaroo: Hey everyone... I have an idea.

Sunny Funny: What is it?

Buckaroo: How about we use the drawing to trick Badman. A former villain I used to work for!

Azaz: Smart idea!

AsphaltianOof: I can't wait to see this!

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... sounds like an idea to me!

All five of them are seen at Badman's door step.

Buckaroo: All Right Doodle Funny, stay here and wait for Badman to come outside!

Azaz: Yeah!

AsphaltianOof knocks on the door and the four hide.

Badman comes to answer the door to Doodle Funny.

Badman: Well well well. If it ain't that flower bitch!

Doodle Funny: (Makes random noises)

Badman: COME HERE YO--

Suddenly, he gets grabbed by the drawing and is beaten up.

Sunny Funny: What the hell??

AsphaltianOof: Umm... was that part of the plan?

Buckaroo: Dunno...

Badman then gets thrown into a bush with severe injuries.

Badman: Owwwww...

Azaz: You know, this pencil can do a lot good for trickstery!

Suddenly, Doodle Funny grabs the pencil from Azaz's hand.

AsphaltianOof: Hey! That is ours!

Doodle Funny: MINE MINE MINE!!

She draws a moustache on AsphaltianOof face.

Buckaroo: What the hell?!

Sunny Funny: Get her!

Buckaroo attempts to catch DF, but she draws a mallet and hits him in the head.

A huge headache comes from Buckaroo's head in response.

Buckaroo: Owwww...

Azaz: Are you ok?

Buckaroo: Kind of...

Doodle Funny then runs off.

AsphaltianOof: Hey! She's getting away!

Sunny Funny: Let's get her! She might cause chaos!

Azaz: Yeah!

The four chase after the drawing but not until she draws some needles.

AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Buckaroo and Sunny Funny stops in alert after seeing them.

Azaz: Good thing we stopped in time...

Buckaroo: Yeah...

AsphaltianOof: We need to get the drawing and give the pencil back to it's original owner!

Sunny Funny: But how wise blockhead? She got away!

AsphaltianOof: Hmmm... I think I might have a plan...

Buckaroo: And that is?

It cuts to the four in a bush looking at a drawn house likely made by Doodle Funny.

AsphaltianOof: That must be her house...

Azaz: No shit Sherlock!

Sunny Funny: How do we get inside?

Buckaroo: Just go through the bush while hiding!

Sunny Funny: Ok!

As the bush is moving, Doodle Funny's arm is seen drawing a hole.

The four fall into the hole.

Sunny Funny: Ouch!

Azaz: I think that drawing must be smart...

Buckaroo: Yeah!

Suddenly, a wrench falls on AsphaltianOof's head.

AsphaltianOof: Where's the leak mam?

Azaz: Damnit Asp! This is no time for Spongebob references! We gotta get that flower drawing!

Sunny Funny: Yeah!

The four look up and Doodle Funny is seen brawling a bowling ball and throwing it at them.

Buckaroo, Azaz and Sunny Funny quickly Duck but AsphaltianOof looks in shock as his head turns into a bowling pin.

He gets hit and shattered while two X's are seen on top of the screen.

Buckaroo: Oh shit!

Azaz: Asp! Are you ok??

AsphaltianOof: SWITZERLAAAANNNDD!!

Sunny Funny: (Sigh)

Doodle Funny is seen screaming at them with nonsensical gibberish.

She then runs off with the pencil.

The next scene shows Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Sunny Funny behind a bush while Doodle Funny is still muttering gibberish.

The four look at her playing with the pencil.

Sunny Funny: There she is!

AsphaltianOof: She's hideous!

Buckaroo: Yeah! Looking at her makes me sick!

AsphaltianOof: Agreed! Those pedals, that face! Her legs! Gross! Look at that awful tongue!

Sunny Funny: Um, Asp...

AsphaltianOof: Hey! But it looks good on you Sunny!

Azaz: Enough! We gotta get rid of her!

Buckaroo: But how?

Sunny Funny: We gotta get her by surprise!

AsphaltianOof: Is it her birthday?

Suddenly, Doodle Funny busts through the bush and grabs Sunny.

Sunny Funny: AZAZ! BUCKAROO! ASPHALTIANOOF!! DO SOMETHING!!

AsphaltianOof: Happy birthday!

She throws Sunny Funny away while she is screaming.

Azaz: AsphaltianOof!

Buckaroo: You idiot...

AsphaltianOof: (Grabs a rock) Here's your present!

Doodle Funny puts it on AsphaltianOof's head.

AsphaltianOof: Your welcome!

Azaz facepalms.

Doodle Funny is about to run away but is stopped by Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: Hold it right there Doodle Funny! Me and my friends brought you to this world and we will now take you out!

Doodle Funny: (Screams gibberish)

Sunny Funny: What was that?

The drawing continues to scream more gibberish in anger.

Sunny Funny: ENOUGH! (She erases up Doodle Funny)

Sunny: I AM SUNNY! DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!

AsphaltianOof: Take it easy. It's just a drawing.

Sunny Funny: Whatever! It is still evil!

AsphaltianOof: Well that takes care of that.

Buckaroo: Done and done!

Azaz: Yep!

Sunny Funny: Let's go home now guys.

The four walk off to Sunny Funny's house.

However, Doodle Funny's hand is seen attempting to crawl.

It cuts to Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny: Gee Radish you should have been there! You could have seen me get rid of that annoyance of a drawing!

Radish: Oh yeah? What did it look like?

Sunny Funny: Just like me... but more sloppy and stuff.

Radish: Well, I am gonna go to sleep.

Sunny Funny: Yeah me too.

Radish sleeps on the ground while Sunny Funny goes upstairs, goes to her bedroom and falls asleep.

A few minutes pass by.

While sleeping, Doodle Funny's arm is seen coming through Sunny Funny's door and grabs the pencil.

Sunny Funny: What's that? What is the pencil doing all by it's self?

It then shows Doodle Funny.

Sunny Funny: YOU AGAIN?!

Doodle Funny draws angered eyelashes near her eyes.

Doodle Funny: (Mutters more nonsense) SUNNY FUNNY!!

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHHH!!!

She runs downstairs while Doodle Funny is chasing her.

AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo and Azaz then wake up to the noise.

AsphaltianOof: What's going on?

Sunny Funny: SHE'S BACK!!!

Buckaroo: Whom?

Azaz: What are you talking about?

Sunny Funny: DOODLE FUNNY!!

AsphaltianOof: I thought we got rid of that nuisance...

Doodle Funny is seen coming downstairs while screaming gibberish.

Sunny Funny: We need to get rid of her again!

Buckaroo: But how? We don't have space inside the house!

AsphaltianOof: (Grabs a piece of paper) STAND BACK!! I GOT A PIECE OF PAPER AND I AM AFRAID TO USE IT!!

Azaz: Oh my God...

On the floor, a piece of paper is seen and Doodle Funny steps into it getting her foot stuck.

Doodle Funny: Huh?

She attempts to escape it but she can't.

Buckaroo: She's stuck in paper?

AsphaltianOof: Huh...

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... do you guys have any colouring books?

Azaz: I think there is one upstairs.

Sunny Funny: Ok!

She rushes upstairs, comes back with a colouring book and traps Doodle Funny in it.

Azaz: How is that possible?!

AsphaltianOof: I don't know.

Buckaroo: Well... did we finally get rid of it?

Sunny Funny: I think so... let's hope she is stuck there.

She opens the book to show a stuck Doodle Funny inside the colouring book unable to move.

Sunny Funny: Yep, she's done for now.

AsphaltianOof: Well... should we go back to sleep?

Buckaroo: Maybe.

A door knock is then heard.

Sunny Funny: I'll get it!

She answers the door to Jeffy.

Jeffy: Pardon me but have you seen my pencil? I lost it during a bicycle ride.

Sunny Funny: A pencil? Hmmm...

She goes back inside.

Sunny Funny: Do you guys still have the pencil? I think we found the owner of it.

AsphaltianOof: Sure do! (He gives her the pencil they have previously used in the beginning)

Sunny Funny: Thanks!

She goes back to the front door.

Sunny Funny: I think this belongs to you.

Jeffy: It does! Thanks!

Sunny Funny: Your welcome and bye!

Jeffy leaves while Sunny closes the door.

Buckaroo: Well, now we got rid of the drawing and the pencil.

Azaz: I guess that solves that problem.

AsphaltianOof: (Yawns) I'm tired. Can we go back to sleep?

Sunny Funny: Yeah! Me too! Let's get some shut eye for tonight.

Azaz: Alright!

Sunny Funny goes upstairs to her own bedroom and goes to sleep.

Meanwhile, Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen sleeping downstairs.

The episode then fades to black ending it.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have swearing.

It starts off with MarioFan2009 reading a newspaper that says "THE FIRESTAR ARC IN PRODUCTION CONFORMED BY RH390110478!".

MarioFan2009: Gosh... I can't wait to see this! It is gonna be great!

He drinks some coffee.

MarioFan2009: Welp, right now I am currently a waitin'...

It then shows the outside of his house.

On the other end is AsphaltianOof watching TV in Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny angrily comes into the room, grabs the remote and turns off the TV.

AsphaltianOof: HEY!! The best scene was coming on!

Sunny Funny: I DON'T CARE!! Get up you lazy no good for nothing Patrick Star rip off of a blockhead!

AsphaltianOof: Hey!

Sunny Funny: While I was in the kitchen, I accidentally left the oven on starting a fire that burnt half of the furnace in the house!

AsphaltianOof: And?

Sunny Funny: BE USEFUL!! At least help out with fixing something just for once!

AsphaltianOof: (Gets up) But how? I ain't a construction worker...

Sunny Funny: Well at least just paint the burnt walls!

AsphaltianOof: Oh nope nope nope no... uh uh...

Sunny Funny then goes to him from behind and kicks him in the rear end.

AsphaltianOof: Ouch!

Sunny Funny: ARE YOU GONNA DO IT OR DO I HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE?!

AsphaltianOof: FINE!! Buckaroo was right about you being a flower bitch!

Sunny Funny then throws a sprite can on his head giving him a headache.

Sunny Funny: STOP INSULTING ME AND GET GOING!!

AsphaltianOof: Yes mam...

He goes into kitchen lazily with a huge headache on his head.

It shows AsphaltianOof in the kitchen.

AsphaltianOof: Stupid Menace of a flower! How the hell am I gonna get this fixed?! Hmmm...

It shows in his mind of him dreaming about TV, Movies, Shows, Cartoons and other stuff like that.

An idea symbol comes on his head

AsphaltianOof: I got it!

He rushes to get some paint, a sprite and a dynamite for some reason...

AsphaltianOof: She wants to be bossy eh? I'll show her!

He then paints all over the wall saying: "SUNNY FUNNY'S A FLOWER BITCH!!" and on the bottom saying "Buckaroo did this!".

AsphaltianOof: Hahahahaha!

He then opens the microwave, spills some sprite in it and lights up the dynamite while putting it in the latter.

He zip runs off turning on the TV.

Suddenly, a large explosion is heard...

Sunny Funny is seen rushing downstairs to the noise.

When she goes to the kitchen, her face turns worried to a horrified expression.

Sunny Funny: WHA?! WHO DID THIS!!! UGGGGHHHHH AAAASSSSSPPPPPP!!!

She quickly goes back to the living room to catch AsphaltianOof watching TV.

Sunny Funny: AH HA! Caught you in the act!

AsphaltianOof: What do you mean?

Sunny Funny: You destroyed the kitchen DID YOU?!

AsphaltianOof: No, Buckaroo did it.

Sunny Funny: LIES! If he'd do it he would have been in the kitchen! I sent you in the kitchen so you where the one who did it!

AsphaltianOof: Yes.

Sunny Funny: WHY YOU!! COME HERE!!

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHH!!!

Sunny Funny is seen chasing AsphaltianOof around the house.

In the kitchen through a window shows the shadows of MarioFan2009, Rh390110478 and Gummy Cow!.

When they sneak past a corner, they are actually revealed to be imposters.

Mar!oFan2009: OH BOY THIS PLACE LOOKS GREAT LET'S GO INSIDE SHALL WE PLEASE?!

Gummi Cow!: Shut the fuck up! We must find our original counterparts and kill them! That is what Onion Cream requested us to do!

Rh390!!0478: Yeah! Now shut up! MarioFan2009's house is only a few miles away!

Mar!oFan2009: OK OK OK!!!

The three then go sneak past Sunny Funny's house and go to MarioFan2009's house.

Rh390!!0478: There it is... now we shall get in and kill our first victim!

Gummi Cow!: Alrighty dodger!

Mar!oFan2009: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY LET'S GO LET'S GOOOOO!!!

Rh390!!0478 then hits him in the head with a bat.

Rh390!!0478: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

They go to a window and cut it open with a glass cutter.

Gummi Cow!: Ok, MarioFan2009 is our first victim. We must take him out silently and quietly.

Mar!oFan2009: ME?!

Gummi Cow!: NO!!

Mar!oFan2009: OH...

Rh390!!0478: Good, now let's get going!

The two go upstairs to find nobody. MarioFan2009 is downstairs watching TV.

MarioFan2009: (Grabs remote and turns off TV) Well... I'm just gonna go outside for walk and meet Gummy Cow! and Rh390110478.

He gets up from the couch, grabs his car keys and heads outside.

He closes the door which Mar!oFan2009, Rh390!!0478 and Gummi Cow! hear.

Mar!oFan2009: AHHHHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!

Gummi Cow!: I think the 2009 bitch left...

Rh390!!0478: Well come on! Let's get going then!

They go outside and follow MarioFan2009.

Gummi Cow!: What an asshole... making SML "fan" stories... fuck him!

Mar!oFan2009: HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE I MIGHT HAVE SEEN BEFORE!!!

Rh390!!0478: Can you stop screaming JUST FOR ONCE?!

Mar!oFan2009: OK!

Gummi Cow!: Let's go guys! We are wasting time!

The imposters go follow MarioFan2009 while he knocks on Rh390110478's front door.

While entering Rh390110478's house when allowed, Mar!oFan2009 attempts to throw a stick at MarioFan2009 but fails miserably.

Rh390!!0478: What the hell was that?!

Mar!oFan2009: I TIRED!!

Gummi Cow!: No you didn't! That was such a stupid pass! Anyways, stay here. We will get the two!

Mar!oFan2009: OK!!!

Gummi Cow! and Rh390!!0478 go to the front door.

They knock on it and wait to hit Rh390110478 in the head.

However, Rh390110478 opens the door fully hitting Gummi Cow! and Rh390!!0478 in their faces.

Rh390110478: Huh... must have been a ding dong ditch prank...

He closes the door.

Gummi Cow!: Damnit my nose hurts!

Rh390!!0478: Mine too! We gotta get rid of that nuisance right now!

Mar!oFan2009 then comes.

Mar!oFan2009: HOW ARE YOU DOING?!

Rh390!!0478: I thought I told you to stay in the bushes!

Gummi Cow!: Yeah! Get the fuck back in there!

Mar!oFan2009: OK!!!

He runs back to the bushes with excitement.

Rh390!!0478: I got a plan. Come here...

He whispers into Gummi Cow!'s ear.

The next scene shows Rh390110478 in the kitchen getting a snack.

Rh390!!0478 and Gummi Cow! sees him through the vents they are in.

Gummi Cow!: When do we drop the dynamite?

Rh390!!0478: When he is getting his cheeseburger.

Gummi Cow!: Ok!

Rh390110478 is seen getting his cheeseburger out of the fridge.

He puts it in the microwave and goes back to the living room waiting.

Rh390!!0478 is seen opening the microwave, putting in a dynamite in the cheeseburger and closes it again resetting the timer.

He goes under a table where him and Gummi Cow! are hiding.

The timer on the microwave is done while the two imposters laugh.

Rh390110478: Mm m mm! Can't wait to eat this burger!

He takes the cheeseburger out of the microwave. However, the dynamite slips out with some cheese and lettuce on it.

Rh390!!0478 goes to grab the dynamite in anger and looks at it.

It's line then goes into the dynamite.

Rh390!!0478: Oh sh---

Suddenly, a loud explosion occurs.

In the living room...

MarioFan2009 is seen watching TV while Rh390110478 is seen about to eat his cheeseburger.

When he takes a bite, he quickly gets his mouth out of it.

Rh390110478: OUCH!!

MarioFan2009: What's wrong?

Rh390110478: This burger is too hot! I only put the timer to 35 seconds!

MarioFan2009: Huh... strange...

The next scene shows Rh390!!0478 and Gummi Cow holding an anvil while in the vents

Mar!oFan2009 then comes.

Mar!oFan2009: HEY GUYS!!!

Gummi Cow!: AHHH!

He drops the anvil and a loud crash is heard.

Rh390110478: What was that?!

MarioFan2009: I don't know! Sounded like a loud crash noise...

Rh390110478: Must have been from outside...

A hole is seen behind the couch where Rh390!!0478, Gummi Cow! and Mar!oFan2009 are seen.

Pissed off, Rh390!!0478 grabs Mar!oFan2009 and beats him up.

Gummi Cow! (Whispering): Keep doing that! That motherfucker deserves it for ruining the plan!!

The final scene shows Rh390!!0478 and Gummi Cow! placing dynamite all over Rh390110478's house while Mar!oFan2009 looks at it in excitement.

Rh390!!0478: I'm through fooling around! We are gonna blast the two to hell!

Gummi Cow!: Me too! Fuck MarioFan2009, fuck Rh390110478 and fuck their bullshit of stories!

Mar!oFan2009: OH GOODY GOODY!!

After finishing placing the dynamite, Gummi Cow! lights up a match and ignites the line while the three run off.

All three of them hide in a bush while laughing menacingly.

The dynamite explodes and it sends the house flying to the imposters.

It lands on the imposters crushing them.

Rh390110478 opens the door to find nothing outside.

Rh390110478: What the hell is up with all the ruckus?! Ugh! This better be last time this happens or I am calling the police!

He closes the door in anger.

Meanwhile, the three crushed imposters come out of a sewage hole.

Rh390!!0478: Fuck this... I am done.

Gummi Cow!: Me too!

Mar!oFan2009: THAT WAS FUN!!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

Rh390!!0478: NO!

Along comes Frida and she sees the three.

Frida: Hey Rh390110478, MarioFan2009 and Gummy Cow! What are you doing outside?

Gummi Cow!: LISTEN HERE WOMAN!! WE ARE NOT THE ORIGINAL OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID! WE ARE EVIL IMPOSTERS!!

Rh390!!0478: Yeah! Now fuck off!

Mar!oFan2009: I like cheeessseee!

Frida: You are imposters huh? Well in that case...

She puts on her goggles and fires lasers at them.

Rh390!!0478: FUUUUCCCCKKK!!

Gummi Cow!: RUN BITCH RUN!!

Th two run away but Mar!oFan2009 stays.

Mar!oFan2009: This is fun!!

Gummi Cow! quickly grabs Mar!oFan2009 by the hand.

It shows the three imposters being chased by Frida while she is firing laser beams at them and it irises out.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have swearing.

It shows Goodman with a smile on his face knocking at Mario's door.

Mario then answers the door.

Goodman: Good morning Mario. My company Goodman Bank and Trust has authorized me to a accident insurance policy.

Mario: Wait, wh--

Goodman: As everyone would know that accidents would occur mostly around the house. My company's policy will pay you any accident around the home.

Mario: Bu-- But I--

Goodman: For an example! Goodman Bank and Trust will pay you a million dollars for a black eye.

Mario: But I-- (His face goes wide confused to shocked) One million dollars for a black eye??

Goodman: Well... there is a few expectations to the deal. (He gets out a piece of paper and some headphones that are playing "Bitch Lasagna") Let me read them to you. (He puts the headphones on Mario's ears) Provided the accident occurs with a stampede of wild elephants, on the third of March in any year, during a hail storm, in your own living room and at 3-4 PM.

He takes off with headphone set from Mario's ears.

Goodman: Got it?

Mario: Wait bu---

Goodman: Good! Now just sign here on the dotted line.

Mario: But you see I don't have any accidents in my home... my house is pretty safe. Now will you excuse me, I need to call Nintendo about the new Mario game coming soon. Good day sir!

He takes Goodman to the front door and closes it.

Goodman: Oh... so he doesn't have any accidents in his home huh? Well let's see about that! (Laughs maliciously)

He looks through an open window to see Mario in the kitchen.

Mario: Now where did I put my phone at? Hmmm... I think it is in the oven or something...

He goes and opens the oven while lighting up a match for light.

Goodman then enters through the window.

Goodman: You stupid nut sack of a human! You could cause an accident like that!

He pushes Mario away from the oven.

Goodman: What you should use is a flashlight not a match!

He grabs a flashlight and puts it in the oven.

Suddenly, the oven explodes.

Goodman: (Pulls his head out of the oven) Must have been one of those shorts in my batteries...

The next scene shows Goodman looking around Mario's house.

Goodman: I gotta prove that Nintendo character that the house is filled with something that can cause harm.

He suddenly sees a closet to his right.

Goodman: Ahhhh...

He looks inside and some crashing noises are heard.

Goodman: Just as I thought! A perfect booby trap! I'll just fill it up a little.

He grabs a few items and tosses them into the closet while quickly closing the door.

He then enters Mario's kitchen where he is seen trying to fix up a light that is broken.

Goodman: Excuse me. Do you have a tennis racket I can borrow?

Mario: Sorry but no. I don't.

Goodman: Hmm... some mittens?

Mario: Uh uh. No.

Goodman: A fan?

Mario: N-no.

Goodman: A blanket? Some candy? (Starts sweating) A charger? Anything??

Mario: No.

Goodman: A yo-yo?!

Mario: Yes.

Goodman: Well where is it??

Mario: In the closet.

Goodman: Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!

He goes to the closet and opens the door only to get hit by a ton of items.

An angered Goodman is seen throwing stuff around while a yo-yo is in his hand.

The next scene shows cutting up a square hole behind a couch.

He then puts a carpet on the hole and moves the couch close to it.

He then cuts part of the couch leaving the middle.

Goodman then goes to the kitchen sees Mario sweeping the floor.

Goodman: You must not over do you know. You look all worked up! Come on, let's relax just a while.

Mario: Oh fiddle sticks! I don't wanna relax!

He then makes Mario sit on the couch.

Goodman: There we are! In our nice couch!

Mario: But but but... oh damnit!

He sees that the hole is not working.

Goodman: Um... hmm...

Mario: What's wrong?

Goodman: Hold on a second. Get up from the couch...

Mario: But wh--

Goodman: Just... do so.

Mario: Fine.

He gets up and Goodman pushes the couch.

He suddenly falls into the hole he made.

Mario looks at this in shock.

Goodman is seen in the next scene where he is trying to think of his next scheming plan.

Goodman: Well shitty shit... I am all out of ideas...

Mario is seen walking with a candle in his hand.

Mario: I just gotta fix that wire in the basement. The lights keep going out...

Goodman sees this and follows him.

Mario is seen going down the basement.

It shows the two walking downstairs

Goodman: What are you trying to do look for an accident? What if that candle blew out and you fell down the stairs??

He purposely blows out the candle and a loud crash is heard.

Mario then lights up a match to show Goodman missing.

Mario: Dangit where is that candle?

Goodman is seen downstairs.

He pulls out the previous candle.

Goodman: Just stay right here! I'll get you a new one!

He then goes upstairs and grabs a dynamite stick.

He paints it all white and then lights a match igniting the line.

Goodman: Here's your candle!

Mario: Gee. Thanks.

Goodman: (Laughs) How nice can you get?

Mario: Oh Mr. Insurance Salesman!

Goodman: Yes?

Mario: I wonder if you'd give me a hand.

Goodman: Sure! (Breaks the fourth wall) Us salesmen never miss a chance to help our customers! (Giggles)

He then runs downstairs to the basement.

Mario: Ahh... here is the problem.

Goodman: What did you need?

Mario: (Gives him the candle) Here, hold this.

Goodman: OHHHH NOO!!

He then rushes to a near by hole that is in the basement and attempts to throw the "candle" out.

A large explosion occurs when he tries to.

Mario then comes to see the the basement all cracked and looks up to see Goodman's holes.

Mario: Oh dear... what an unfortunate accident... I better see if he's ok...

It then cuts to the front door.

A door knock is heard.

Mario: Come in.

The door opens to show an injured Goodman.

Goodman: I RePRsEnT An ACcIdEnT POlIcY, CAn I InTeReSeT U An AcCiDeNT PoLICY?!

Mario: Why yes!

Goodman: My CoMPAnY-- (He then shakes his head) What did you just say??

Mario: After witnessing your unfortunate mishaps about the house, I am ready to sign on the dotted line! (He signs on the piece of paper) There! Now all I have to do to make a million bucks is get a black eye!

Goodman: Provide that the accident occurs as a result of a stampede of wild elephants, on the third of March, during a HAIL STORM, at 3-4 PM and in your OWN living room! Muhahahahaha!

Mario: (Breaks the fourth wall) I knew there would be a catch to it...

Suddenly, loud noises are heard while elephants barge into Mario's house.

Goodman: A stampede of wild elephants... (He looks on his phone) 3 PM... (He looks on the calendar to sees March 3rd) Third of March... (He then goes outside and gets hit in the head) HAIL STORM!! OH NOOO!!!

Mario: Oh yes! Black eye! Pay me!

Goodman: Ohhh no. It sincerely says a stampede of wild elephants AND one baby zebra. (Breaks the fourth wall) Hehehehe. I just added that on in!

Suddenly, horse like noises are heard.

A baby zebra is seen coming into the house while the latter is being covered up with dust.

After the dust clears, Goodman is seen on the floor injured.

Goodman: AND ONE BABY ZEBRA!!

He faints on the ground while it irises out on him.





NOTICE: The story does not have any swearing in it.

It shows Mario's house with a message in the bottom saying "2029..." indicating the time.

Inside shows Mouse's little hole.

It then shows an elderly mouse watching his grand children "8 Mice" playing.

One of the mice however is seen getting greedy with the toys and is fighting with another mouse.

Mouse Kid 4: Give it! It's mine!

Mouse Kid 6: You can't be greedy! You need to share!

Suddenly, all of the other mice then come in and start fighting.

Mouse Kid 8: IT'S MINE!!

Mouse Kid 7: No! It is mine!!

Mouse Kid 1: Finders keepers!

Mouse Kid 2: NO!

Mouse: There there now... you shouldn't be greedy.

The eight grandchildren stop fighting.

Mouse Kid 5: Why though?

Mouse Kid 3: I want that toy!

Mouse: You all should be ashamed of yourselves... there was actually a young man who was so greedy he actually paid for it.

Mouse Kid 1: He did??

Mouse: Yes! Come sit down and I will tell you his story.

The eight grandchildren mice sit down.

Mouse: I present you all... The Fella With The Fiddle!

It then turns into Mouse's story showing a young mouse with a violin in his hands with a sign and a bag saying "HELP THE BLIND".

Mouse: He was a greedy young fellow.

Fella With The Fiddle is seen playing his violin while a strange thug mouse appears by.

The thug sees his signs and tries to check if he's blind.

When he sees no sign of him responding, he attempts to reach in for bag but the fiddler hits him on the hand by the violin stick.

For this, the thug runs off with a painful grunt.

After a day, the fella is seen walking with a stick in his hand.

When he arrives at his trashed house, he actually pushes a button that reveals to the audience he is a rich wealthy person.

Mouse: He had a very greedy secret that was always hidden away from the public.

Mice: Wooaaaahh!

The fiddler mouse is seen in a wealthy gold chair counting his gold coins on the table.

Along comes a mouse landlord to check the fiddler house for any taxes.

The fiddler sees this and quickly hides all of his wealthy stuff by pressing the button.

A door knock is then heard.

Fiddler Mouse: Come in!

The landlord mouse then comes in to see the house all damaged.

Landlord Mouse: So, your a poor one ay? Well let's see what we can tax.

He looks around the house with a pen and a piece of paper.

Landlord Mouse: Mm hm. Mm hmm...

Suddenly, one of the beds constantly change to a poor one to a wealthy rich one.

Landlord Mouse: What the heck is going on with that bed??

Fiddler Mouse: Um...

He checks it only to get flipped with it.

Landlord Mouse is seen dizzy and tries to continue on with the taxes.

He sits on a chair only for it to get him flipped around.

Landlord Mouse: What's going on here??

He accidentally presses a button which causes a oven to flip around.

Scared, he goes to the Fiddler Mouse.

Landlord Mouse: What kind of joint is this anyhow?

Everything starts to flash and flip around.

Terrified, the landlord runs out of the house and throws his alcohol away.

He then gets an idea.

The landlord then pretends to walk away by thumping.

The fiddler mouse is seen in his house turning things back to where they were until he sees the door being opened.

He quickly zips and turns everything back to dusty trashy stuff.

Once the landlord mouse comes in and sees this, he angrily leaves the house and closes the door.

Landlord Mouse: Good day!

A cat is seen a few miles behind him and meows.

The landlord sees this and runs off with a zip.

Meanwhile, the fiddler mouse is seen back in the house where he turns everything back to where they were.

The cat is seen stalking him through a window.

It gets the idea to put a coin in a mouse trap.

While doing so, the fiddler sees the coin.

The mouse quickly zips around the trap grabbing the coin instantly.

The cat sees this and says a swearing word that can be lip-read.

It then gets another idea in which he puts a gold coin in his mouth as a tooth.

Doing so, the cat whistles and the fiddler sees the gold.

He tries to ignore it but it is too much for him.

When he quickly zips into the mouth to get the coin, the cat closes it's mouth.

Inside the mouth, the fiddler mouse is seen trying to get out but to no avail.

The scene goes back to the mouse and his grandchildren mice.

Mouse: Yes sir, right into the old cat's mouth went the poor little mouse.

Mouse Kid 4: Did he eat him aaallll up?

Mouse: Yes! He ate him all up!

One of his grandchildren suddenly sees the gold coin that looks JUST like the one in the cat's mouth!

The small mouse blows into his party his party blower while it irises out on him.





NOTICE: The story might possibly not have swearing in it.

It starts off with a black bird walking down some grass.

To his right and left are multiple trees seen.

The bird walks into some bushes and halts for some reason.

To his left, someone is heard singing.

It moves closer to the source of the noise.

In some bushy plants, a worm is seen laying on a leaf enjoying his life.

Bird: I smell something goooood!

He walks closer and closer to the singing.

The worm is seen unaware of the bird coming closer.

The bird then sees the little green worm relaxing.

The worm sees the bird.

Worm: Why hello there! I'm Early the worm. I live here!

Bird: Yeah? Well I'm Diller! And you are my breakfast!

Early: (Laughs) Breakfast? (Laughs more) Wai-- BREAKFAST?!

He then looks up to see that he is talking to a bird.

Early: YIPE!

He runs off with a zip.

Diller the black bird starts chasing Early.

Early the worm is seen running into a tree while Diller sees him jump in.

Diller: Now I got you! Hmmm. How will I rattle him out?

He then sees an axe on the floor.

Diller: Ah ha!

Early the worm is seen inside the tree while Diller is cutting the tree.

Diller: Muhahahahaha!

As the tree is seen about to collapse, MarioFan2009 is seen right behind him with an not-so amused face.

Diller sees behind him in shock.

Diller: AHH!

He quickly goes to the tree to catch it only to crush him.

The next scene shows Early in a flower humming while Diller the black bird is seen with a bandage on his face.

As Diller sneaks from behind the flower, Early is unaware of his plan.

Soon as Diller comes by, Early notices him and runs off.

Diller: COME BACK HERE YOU--

Early is seen running while Diller is chasing him.

Quickly, Early hides into an apple but Diller notices him.

Diller: You ain't fooling me! I know you are in that apple!

He picks up the apple while laughing evilly.

Suddenly, ALL of the apples then start running away!

Diller: What the heck??

Early then comes out of his apple.

Early: I fooled you!

He boops his nose and runs off.

Diller: OOOOOOOOOO!!!

Before he is about to chase Early, a apple is seen walking under his legs.

Diller: The hell??

He grabs the apple and it stops moving.

Diller: Hmmm...

The apple then hits him in the head only to run off again.

Diller: WHY YOU--

He grabs a hammer and smashes the apple.

He looks into it and finds nothing inside.

Early: Yoo Hoo!

Diller: Huh?

Early the worm is seen right next to Frida's house.

Early: Are you forgetting something?

Diller: (Angrily starts musing his face) YOU NO GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF--

He quickly zip runs to Early but the latter walks off while Diller crashes into a window.

Inside, Frida is seen angered while Diller has a huge headache on his head.

Frida: That window costs 50 dollars! Stupid bird!

She puts on her goggles and zaps him in the eyes.

Diller: YYYYYYEOOOOWWWW!!!

He gets his head out of the window and his eyes are seen burning.

Diller: OW OW OW OUCH OW OUCH OUCH OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

He quickly jumps into a lake filled with alligators.

Diller is seen being mauled by them but successfully manages to get out.

Diller: What a notch!

The scene transitions to the next one where Early is seen on a lily pad near a lake.

Diller is seen right behind him.

Diller: Now I gotcha!

He attempts to grab Early but sees alligators around the lake.

Diller: Ohhh noo...

Early: Oh yes sucka! Try to catch me now!

Diller is seen with a frustrated face while Early is relaxing on the lily pad and humming.

Diller: Hmmm...

He gets an idea.

He goes to a near by store.

Diller: One sleeping powder please!

Brooklyn T. Guy: That will cost you 10 bucks.

Diller: Here! (He gives him 15 dollars) Keep the change.

He takes the sleeping powder and runs off.

The next scene shows Diller smiling evilly while pouring the powder into the lake.

3 minutes later...

Early the worm is seen humming while Diller comes right behind him.

Early then sees him.

He points into the lake to show him there is alligators in it.

Diller being the smart bird he is shows him the sleeping powder he poured into the lake.

Early: No you didn't...

Diller nods his head.

Early: Welp, here we go again!

He runs off and Diller starts chasing him.

Diller: STAY STILL YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING WORM!! I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE MORNING!!

Early: Well you'll still need to try and catch me you silly bird!

He then jumps into a open window of a house.

Diller: Your not going anywhere!

The screen zooms out a little to show it is Sunny Funny's house.

Diller enters from the front door.

Early is seen in the kitchen on top of the fridge.

Diller is seen walking around the house looking for Early.

Early then whistles to Diller.

Diller: What?

He sees him on top of the fridge.

Early: Toodly do!

Diller: (Rolls up his sleeves) I'll get that good for nothing green crap if it is the last thing I do!

Diller then gets on top of the fridge.

Diller: Now I finall---

Suddenly, the fridge is seen collapsing.

Early: Oopsie woopsie, you did another poopsie!

Diller: Ahhhh great...

The fridge falls crushing Diller.

Sunny Funny is seen rushing to the kitchen in a hurry.

Sunny Funny: What is going on here?!

She sees the fridge collapsed on the ground.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp) WHAT THE?!

Quickly, she lifts up the fridge and it shows a flattened Diller on the floor.

Sunny Funny: YOU!

Diller: Oh God please no...

It then shows Diller being kicked out of the house.

Sunny Funny: AND STAY OUT YOU DIRTY BIRD!!

She slams the door shut on him.

Diller: Owwww...

Early the worm is seen on his head.

Early: Let's play tag! (He touches him on the nose) Tag! Your it!

He runs off leaving Diller behind.

Diller: (Grunts) I am through fooling around with that no good for nothing worm! This time I will get him!

He starts chasing Early and the said worm jumps into an apple.

This time, Diller does not notice.

Diller: Ok wise guy! I will get you out even if I have to eat everyone of these apples! (Breaks the fourth wall) And I will too!

The scene then shows him chewing into every single apple while it cuts to black.

While the scene transitions again, it shows Diller with a ton of apple cords on the floor.

He is seen biting another one with a green face as he swallows.

The final apple is seen shaking in fear.

Diller (With a sorrow voice): Noowww I gotcha!

Suddenly, drilling noises are heard that alert Diller and a lot of apples fall on the floor.

It goes up to the tree just to show a sapsucker Woodpecker biting on the tree causing it to shake dropping apples everywhere.

Going back down, Diller is seen looking at the apples with an exhausted face.

Diller: Ohhhh (hiccup) well... who wants a worm anyhow...

He faints and falls on the apple while they spill everywhere and it irises out on Diller's fainted body.





WARNING: The story might have some swearing.

It starts off at night time showing some sort of factory.

Suddenly, an employee is seen getting kicked out.

???: AND STAY OUT YOU NO GOOD FOR NOTHING MENACE OF A WORKER!!

As the employee gets up, his body does not look anything human...

The screen cuts to black.

It then shows the next scene with morning.

The shadow of the employee who got fired yesterday is seen sneaking around some fences.

It is then seen going into some trash bins.

At on point, it finally comes out of the shadows to reveal a robot of some type. It also had a black eye.

Robot: (Breaks the fourth wall) My name's Volts. I worked for that factory you guys saw earlier... that was my boss who kicked me out.

He continues walking past houses.

At one point, he falls into a sewer hole that had it's lid open for some reason.

A crash is heard from down.

The screen transitions to the next scene to show Frida's house.

Near by, a sewerage hole lid is seen being opened.

Volts the robot comes out of the hole unharmed from the loud crash.

Volts: Ohhh the great pain I go through as a robot...

He continues to walk down the street to stumble upon Frida's house.

Volts is seen behind a fence with a deep sad face.

Volts: (Sigh) How am I ever gonna get my friends out of that horrendous dump?

Frida is seen walking by.

She sees Volts the robot and pauses with alert.

Frida: INTRUDER!! What are you doing here?!

Volts: Me?

Frida: YES YOU! Why are you near my house?!

She puts on her googles.

Volts: Look, I am just a fir--

She zaps him with the googles but he does not feel any pain.

Volts: What the heck? What is this orange and red stuff doing on my chest?

Frida notices he is not dying and puts her goggles on 'OVERKILL'.

Volts: What is this? Some kind of game? I a--

He suddenly catches on fire.

Volts: AAAAAHHHHHHOOOOWWWWW!!!

Frida: That outta teach you t-

Volts: I AM NOT AN INTRUDER!! I AM A ROBOT WHO JUST GOT FIRED FROM A JOB AT A TERRIBLE FACTORY!!!

Frida: Wait, what?

Volts: You heard me!! My boss just kicked me out for taking a damn break!

Frida: You did? Why didn't you tell me?

Volts: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME EXPLAIN YOU DUMB HUMAN YOU!! They better make what you are using illegal!

Frida: Who is the boss you are talking about? Where is the factory?

Volts: It only opens at night time. It is also in a forest near by the town.

Frida: Hmmm... can you please take me there? I would like to see this "factory" you are talking about...

Volts: This factory I am talking about is dangerous! Are you sure you want to go there??

Frida: I'd take a risk rather than be at home.

Volts: (Facepalm) Fine! I'll take you there. But if you die, the blood will NOT be on my hands.

Frida: It's a deal!

At night time...

Volts the robot and Frida are seen walking behind the factory.

Volts: My friends are trapped in this infernal crap. We need to get them out.

Frida: Are your friends like you?

Volts: I beg your pardon?

Frida: Sorry, what I meant to say was, are they Robots like you?

Volts: Yes! Yes they are and they are also suffering.

Frida: How?

Volts: Well you see... our boss is very greedy and corrupt... he will constantly make us work and gives us only a 5 minute lunch break.

Frida: FIVE MINUTE LUNCH BREAK?! That is barely enough for someone to finish up their food!

Volts: I know, he wants us to make him "products" that will wipe out cancer.

Frida: Cancer?

Volts: And by cancer, he means "humans".

Frida: HUMANS?! Why do you work for this asshole then?!

Volts: He made me!

Frida: Is he a human?

Volts: Well, no. Technically not.

Frida: Is he a robot?

Volts: Correct... a robot who wants to wipe out the smartest beings on earth...

Frida: Come on then! We gotta stop him!

Volts: You see... the security is VERY VERY tight. Also, humans are not allowed to enter. Just bots, other type of species, animals, humanoids, etc.

Frida: I do know some people who are not humans...

Volts: I'd suggest not take a risk. They might die in the act or so.

Frida: Well what other ideas do you have?

Volts: Well... they don't check us for suspicious items. You can hide inside me!

Frida: Inside you? How?

Volts opens his chest.

Frida: Wh-- How is that possible??

Volts: No time for questions. Just hop in! I have plenty of space in my chest by the way.

Frida: Ok then...

She gets inside Volts' chest while the robot closes his chest's lid.

Frida (Inside): This is very uncomfortable! I wish I could get out right now...

Volts: Don't worry human! I got you covered!

Frida: Just call me Frida.

Volts: Roger that Friday!

Frida: It's Frida!

Volts: Ok Fries da!

Frida: (Sigh)

Volts silently enters the factory without acting suspicious and successfully gets inside.

Robot Guard 2: HALT!

Robot Guard 1: Who goes there?

Volts: Volts. I am a former worker here.

Robot Guard 2: Volts huh? Well, you can pass!

Volts: Yay!

The guards clear the way and he goes inside.

Frida: Where are we?

Volts: Inside the factory. But I can't show you as security is tight and you might get caught.

Frida: Alright, but make it quick! I can't breathe in here!

Volts: Lemme find a hiding spot for you. Hmmm... now let's see...

He sees the basement door.

Volts: Ah ha! Bingo! They rarely enter there!

Volts opens the basement door and enters downstairs.

He looks around to see where he can hide Frida.

Volts (Whispering): Now where can I hide this human... hmmm...

He finds a box filled with weapons.

Volts: Guess this will have to do...

He goes near the weapon box and opens his chest lid.

Volts: Hide here! Don't come out though.

He puts Frida in the weapons.

Frida: Hey! This is loaded with stuff that can get me killed! Also, how am I supposed to hide here?? I can't even fit!

Volts: Hmmm... I got it!

He throws out all the weapons and puts the box on Frida.

Frida (With box covered on her): What the?!

Volts: There! Now just stay here while I try to get my friends.

Frida: How am I-- Ohhhh forget it!

Volts then comes out of the basement.

He looks around and finds one of his friends who is making the black substance of the dangerous material.

Volts: RUSH!!

Rush: Volts?! What are you doing back here? I thought you where fired!

Volts: I was but I sneaked back in... anyways, I found a human on the street that is willing to help us stop our boss!

Rush: A human? Stop our boss? Don't you know we can get into severe trouble?

Volts: Rush! Listen, would you care for a species that has been on earth for thousands of years or just let that greedy son of a bitch wipe everything out??

Rush: (Sigh) I guess I might help but. I can't stop working... I will get kicked out if I do so.

Volts: Hmmmm...

He finds a weird prototype of a destroyed robot.

Volts: I got an idea.

Rush: You do? What is it?

The next scene shows a destroyed robot collapsed on the floor doing absolutely nothing to help the bots make the substance.

Rush: Really Volts?!

Volts: Come on. The boss might think you died and he will throw it out! Now let's get going please...

Rush: Fine... whatever you say...

The two go down into the basement to find Frida.

Rush: So where is the human you speak of?

Volts: Right here!

He pulls the box off but Frida is missing.

Volts: What the?!

Rush: What's wrong?

Volts: Where is she?! I put her right here! Where did she go?

It then shows a hole shape like her with a bit of flames covering it.

Volts: Oh shit! She left!

Rush: She left?! What do you mean "SHE" left?

Volts: It is a long story but she has the ability to use some fancy goggles that can fire laser beams...

Rush: What?? I don't understand... what was the human's name?

Volts: I think it started with Fry as in French fries or something?

Rush: VOLTS!! We have a human on the lose and the boss is coming back in 5 minutes! What are we gonna do?!

Volts: Let's get Rags and Yankee. They might help us.

Rush: Fine...

The two run out of the basement to find Rags and Yankee the robots working on the dangerous substance.

Volts: Rags! Yankee!

Yankee: Oh shit! Is that you Volts?

Rag: We thought you got fired...

Rush: He did but he managed to come back.

Volts: We need your help. We are planning on putting our evil boss out of business.

Yankee: How?! He has full power over us despite the fact him himself being a robot!

Rag: Smarten up Volts!

Rush: We have a human on the lose in the factory.

Rag: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Yankee: Well then shut my mouth and count me in! Let's find the human and stop this treacherous boss!

Rag: Yeah!

Volts: Well the problem is that we don't know where the human is.

Rush: And we need to figure out a plan to stop our boss as well! We can't just beat him up instantly. He will kill us!

Rag: Yankee, why are you making a such a shocked face?

Yankee: Because Rag, I think we already found the human...

Volts: Really?! Where??

Yankee: It killed the two guards at the front. I see a head...

The rest of the three look at the front entrance to see a robot head on the floor.

Rush: What the fuck?? Where did that come from?

Frida: Does this answer your question?

All four of them look behind them to see Frida.

All: HUMAN!!

Volts: What are you doing here?! I thought I told you to stay where you were!

Frida: You did, but I ignored.

Yankee: Why though?

Frida: Oh come on! I couldn't even breathe!

Rag: Volts, where did you hide the human?

Volts: Let's just say in a box.

Frida: Also, my name is Frida.

Volts: Ohhhh! Ok! Frida! Now I understand your name. I couldn't understand it at first because you were in my chest.

Frida: Apology accepted. Also, these are your friends right?

Volts: Yep.

Rag: The name's Rag.

Yankee: I am Yankee Doodle! But just call me Yankee.

Rush: My name's Rush.

Volts: Can we stop introducing ourselves and think of a plan to get rid of our menace of a boss??

Frida: Don't need to. I got a plan already.

Rag: Really? What is it?

Frida: You'll find out soon...

Inside a office, it shows a robot with red eyes, black metal and writing down stuff possibly being the boss.

Boss: Stupid robots. The only way to get rid of those homo-sapiens is IF THEY JUST HURRY FOR ONCE!!!

He starts throwing stuff around.

Boss: GOD I HATE HUMANS!! THINKING ABOUT THEM ENRAGES ME SO HARD!!! MY CREATOR IS A HUMAN!!! HUMANS CAUSE WAR, KILLING EACH OTHER, DESTROY PLANTS AND TAKE UP ANIMALS' SPACES!!! FUCK THEM TO HELL!!!

He cools down by drinking a glass of oil.

Boss: (Sigh) Once I release that dark substance into the sewers, the water shall be invested all over the world! And then, NO MORE HUMANS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Meanwhile, Frida and the four Robots are seen in the basement.

Mug: So what is the plan?

Frida: I am going to set off an fire alarm. It will get everyone out of there and your friends shall have the freedom they need. While that happens, the boss will also come out side and I will deal with him. You guys can help.

Volts: You sure this will work?

Yankee: Yeah! What is something goes wrong?

Rush: Nothing will go wrong! Nobody will ignore a fire alarm!

Mug: Yeah!

Volts: Ok. As you say. We have faith in you human!

Frida: Didn't I tell you my name before?

Volts: Oh sorry! I mean't to say Frida!

Frida: That's better!

It cuts to the robots working on the substance.

Suddenly, a fire alarm is heard.

It cuts to the boss working in his room until he hears the fire alarm.

Boss: WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?!

He rushes out the room to hear the fire alarm going off.

Boss: WHAT ON HUMAN INFESTED EARTH IS GOING ON?!

Robot Worker: There is a fire alarm boss!

Robot Worker 2: Yeah! Let's get going!

The two run out the doors.

Boss: I never set a schedule for a fire alarm!! What is going on?!

He rushes to the fire alarm to see Frida.

Boss: HUUUUUMMMMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Frida: Uh oh! I better vamoose!

She runs off in a hurry.

Boss: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! COME BACK HERE EVERYONE!! IT WAS A HUMAN WH-- UGGGGHHHHHHH!!! THAT H U M A N IS SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON IT!!!

Volts, Rush, Mug and Yankee are seen hiding behind a wall while the boss is raging in so much fury.

Mug: My oh my...

Rush: What a vile temper he has.

Yankee: He's always like this, what can you expect from him?

Volts: Enough talking about the boss's temper guys! We need to get rid of him before he kills our human friend.

Mug: Ok! Let's get a move on!

The four friendly bots are seen spying on their evil boss while he chases Frida.

Boss: COME BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU HUMAN!! I'LL GET YOU FOR A FALSE FIRE ALARM!!

Frida: No you won't! (She blasts laser beams from her goggles at him but it does no effect) Shit!

She continues running while the boss chases her.

Suddenly, she gets cornered and has no where to go.

Boss: It's all over human...

Frida: No it is not! (She sets her goggles to Overkill and blasts laser beams at him. It does not even work) WHAT?!

Boss: HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!! You think your stupid invention can destroy me?! HOW FOOLISH HUMANS ARE!!! HA HA HA!!

Frida: Shut up you sinister robot! You have no feelings!

Boss: I may have no feelings, BUT I AM THE MOST EEEEVIL ROBOT ALIVE TO EVER EXIST!! Any last words human?

Frida: STOP CALLING ME HUMAN!! MY NAME'S FRIDA!!

Boss: Mmmmm you might make some good French fries Frida! You have came for my dinner!

Frida: SHUT UP!!

The evil robotic boss closes up on Frida. However, his neck is suddenly snapped off and he dies.

Frida: What the?!

Behind the boss while his dead body falls on the ground shows Volts, Mug, Yankee and Rush.

Mug: How ya doin?

Frida: You guys saved me!

Volts: Of course we did.

Yankee: We can't stand a dead homo-sapien in our factory. Or umm... HIS factory... (He points at the corpse of the boss robot)

Rush: Speaking of factory, we need to destroy this horrific place!

Frida: But how?

Volts is seen pulling out a torch that is lit and throws it on the floor.

Volts: Start running everyone. This place is gone for good.

Mug: Smart thinking Volts!

Yankee: Come on Frida! Let's get out of here!

Frida: Ok!

The four robots and Frida get out of the burning factory safe and sound while police are seen all over the place recovering robots.

In the morning...

The news then comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Last night, a factory was found burnt down to the ground and hundreds of robots where rescued from the place. The so called robots are in a place where they can be done experiments on if they are evil or not. So far, none of the living technology is considered dangerous to any human beings or other species. More updates will come as needed.

Frida is seen in her house watching the news.

Frida: What a night I had yesterday. A wacky adventure...

Suddenly, her door is heard knocking.

Frida: How could that be?

She answers the door and to her surprise, Volts, Mug, Yankee and Rush are seen.

Frida: Wha-- YOU THREE?!

Volts: Hi.

Frida: Why are you four here?

Yankee: We wanted to see how you where doing after last night!

Mug: Glad to see you alright.

Frida: Well... ok?

Rush: May we come inside?

Frida: Ummm... sure? I guess...

The next scene shows Frida and the four robots on the couch.

Volts: So, we just wanted to stop by and say thank you for getting us out of that prison!

Mug: Yeah... I never wanted to do anything bad to humans. They are our only hope no matter if the evil ones exist as well.

Frida: Why your welcome! Glad you could stop by.

Yankee: Well we need to ask you about another thing.

Mug: Yeah but we are shy to say it...

Frida: Don't be shy! Go on!

Volts: Well, we need somewhere to be. Outside is very cold for our metal. We where wondering if you'd allow us to stay in your house.

Rush: Yeah! Can we please??

Frida: Well... uhhh...

Mug: Oh come on! We won't harm you!

Yankee: Yeah, we are just some bots!

Frida: Um... ok BUT, just don't cause any mischief around my house.

Volts: We promise!

Frida: Good. Now will you four excuse me, I need to go see my friends.

Rush: Ok!

Frida leaves while the four robots are seen silent.

Yankee: So, what do you all think of the human's house?

Mug: It's good I guess...

The screen fades to black ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing it.

It starts off with showing Mario's house in the morning.

Inside, Mario is seen sitting on the couch while Black Yoshi is playing CoD.

Mario: (Sigh) Black Yoshi, do you have anything else to do other than play Call of Duty all day?

Black Yoshi: Mario, you know me, I always love me some call of duties!

Mario: Bu-- Ohhhh drat it!

Suddenly, the news comes on interrupting Black Yoshi's gameplay.

Black Yoshi: HEY!!

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A rooster just last night escaped a farm near the city. A 50 thousand dollar reward is offered for anyone who can return the escaped bird. Here is a sketch of how it looks like.

A photo of the rooster appear to Goodman's right.

Goodman: More updates will be coming soon!

Mario: A 50 thousand dollars reward?

Black Yoshi: OOOOO FOLK!! Now I can finally buy me some KFC and a ton of other stuff if I get that reward!

Mario: But Black Yoshi, you don't know where is that rooster at anyways...

Black Yoshi: Man Mario forget that! I am gonna find me that rooster and get me that cash!

Mario: And you can finally stop being lazy?

Black Yoshi: FOLK! Shut up you racist white man!

He runs off in excitement.

Mario: What a lame insult... well, I guess I can finally watch TV!

He turns on the TV.

Black Yoshi: Oh folk I am gonna catch me that rooster and buy me some kool-aid, some chicken, some map packs, ooooo folk!

He goes outside the house.

Black Yoshi: Where is the little birdies at?

While Black Yoshi is seen looking for the rooster, one is seen on a roof of a house.

It crows very loudly alerting Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: What the hell was that folk?

He looks on top of a roof to see a rooster.

Black Yoshi: Hmmm... that must be the birdy! Ooo folk! 50 thousand dollars all mine!

He then goes near the house and starts climbing it.

The rooster sees this in shock.

He manages to get up and gets close to the rooster.

Black Yoshi: Come here! I ain't gonna harm you little one...

The rooster then tackles him causing him to fall off the roof.

Black Yoshi: AHHHHHHHH!!!

A loud crash is heard.

Black Yoshi: So, he wants to do it the hard way huh? Well I'll show him!

He walks off as the screen fades out.

The next scene shows Black Yoshi holding a pole and walking back a few miles.

He successfully manages to reach the roof by using the pole.

Black Yoshi: Now I got you!

The rooster crows very loudly startling Black Yoshi.

He then let's go of the pole causing him to fall again while the rooster looks down in amusement.

The next scene shows Black Yoshi in a bush.

A rifle comes out of the bush.

Black Yoshi: Heh heh, this shall fix him!

It then shows the sniper's point of view where he is targeting at the rooster.

Black Yoshi: Just where I want him!

He puts his fingers on the trigger read to fire.

Suddenly, the rooster is seen at the front and blows it's mouth into the rifle.

Black Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The rooster runs off crowing loudly while Black Yoshi comes out of the bush choking.

Black Yoshi: Mother (choke) fucker... (choke)

He eventually gets the bullet out of his throats while gasping for air.

Black Yoshi: (Rapid coughing) I will (cough) ONCE and for a- (cough) Oooooooo folk that bullet got into my throat so bad!

He continues coughing.

His next plan is seen where he is cutting off the house with a saw.

Black Yoshi: If I can't get him, I'll force him down here!

The rooster sees this and goes down there quickly.

While Black Yoshi is cutting off the house, the rooster puts a lit dynamite into the wood and flies off.

Black Yoshi: I can smell that 50 thousand dollars right now!

His saw then stops cutting.

Black Yoshi: Huh?

He then puts the saw down.

Black Yoshi: What is the hold up folk?

He looks into the wood of the house and gets shocked.

Black Yoshi: OHHHHH FOL--

A large explosion occurs causing the house to collapse on him.

The next scene shows Black Yoshi with a crossbow while attaching a rope.

He is seen humming while targeting at the rooster, this time however, he makes sure he doesn't get caught by it.

Black Yoshi: That birdy is aaalll mine!

The rooster is seen on the roof of another house since the pervious one was destroyed.

Black Yoshi shoots the crossbow causing it to hit a brick near the rooster.

Black Yoshi: Damnit! I almost had him... just another shot...

The rooster sees this and puts some dynamite on the nearest brick Black Yoshi would possibly shoot at.

After that, he paints up the dynamite like him, lights up the lines and flies off.

Meanwhile, Black Yoshi sees the dynamite. (which he will think as the rooster)

Black Yoshi: Ok! Now to get the aim straight...

He shoots at the dynamite successfully.

Black Yoshi: YES!!

He starts pulling the rope slowly and carefully back to him.

Once he gets "rooster", he is seen with such excitement.

Black Yoshi: OOOOOOOO FOLK!!! THE ROOSTER, IT'S MINE!! 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS HERE I COME!!

He runs off with the dynamite rooster all the way to the farm.

Black Yoshi is seen at the front door of the farm.

Black Yoshi: Alright, steady still folk. (He spits on his hands and rubs them) 3... 2... 1... NOW!

He knocks on the door.

The farmer answers the door to him.

Black Yoshi: Here's your little birdy rooster folk! Now what's about my 50 thousand dollars?

Farmer: Ahh! What a nice gentleman you are! Thank you very much!

He gives him 50 thousand dollars from his pocket.

Farmer: Have a nice day young man!

He closes the door on him.

Black Yoshi: FOLK!! Mario's gonna be shocked when he sees that I gots 50 thousand dollars!! I will never need to ask that plumber for monies next time!!

He runs off to Mario's house never excited before.

While he is gone from the screen, the farm suddenly explodes.

The rooster then comes to the scene and sees the farm all destroyed.

The rooster looks at this shocked.

It then turns to the camera looking at the audience.

Rooster: Ladies and gentlemen... would anyone of you in the audience would be kind enough to adopt a homeless rooster?

It irises out on him while he is seen with an upset face.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with Jeffy riding his bicycle.

He is seen humming until he comes to a forest.

Jeffy: God it's so awfully dark in here...

Suddenly, eyes are seen looking at him.

He sees the eyes.

Jeffy: Alright you guys! Break it up break it up!

The latter close their eyes.

Jeffy: Now where can I get some light? Hmm...

He goes deeper into the forest as it gets darker.

Jeffy: Well, I can't seem to find any light...

MarioFan2009 is seen going through the forest with a flashlight.

Jeffy: Hey! That person looks like he has some light! Imma go ask him!

He goes to MarioFan2009.

Jeffy: Hey Mr! Do you have any light I can borrow?

MarioFan2009: Yes but this flashlight is the onl--

The two suddenly recognize each other.

Jeffy: Hey! You are that 2009 guy who makes stories of me, Mouse, Sunny Funny and a ton of more characters!

MarioFan2009: Yes. And you are the kid who is controversial in the SML Universe!

Jeffy: Well it's surprising seeing you here... what are you doing here anyways?

MarioFan2009: Well... today, I was playing truth or dare with AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo, Azaz, Frida, Zulzo and Skulldozer, I picked dare and they told me to go deep into a forest until I get terrified. God this place is starting to give me creeps!

Jeffy: Oh, well I got here when I was riding my bicycle!

MarioFan2009: Hey, you can be some good company with me. How about we venture into the forest together?

Jeffy: Ok! But you got the flashlight right?

MarioFan2009: Yes. I also brought extra batteries just in case.

Jeffy: Ok!

The two walk off deeper into the forest.

MarioFan2009: I don't know if my flashlight can bare it this long.

Jeffy: Damnit! I can't see anything when I look away from the light!

MarioFan2009: Well then focus on the light instead!

Jeffy: You keep moving it!

A growl is heard.

MarioFan2009: What was that?

Jeffy: I don't know, it sounds like a bear...

MarioFan2009: We better walk off before anything bad happens.

Jeffy: Yeah. I agree...

The two go from a straight direction to the left.

MarioFan2009: Ok, I think we might be ok now.

Jeffy: You THINK?

MarioFan2009: Well what other hope do we have?

They then find a piece of paper on the tree.

MarioFan2009: Um? What is this?

Jeffy: Oh boy! Paper! I wanna write something!

He takes the paper off and noises are heard in the distance.

Jeffy: What is that sound?

MarioFan2009: Uh oh... I think I have heard about this...

Jeffy: Heard about what?

MarioFan2009: You see... there is a thing called Slenderman. I think that was one of hi papers. We NEED to leave this forest NOW.

Jeffy: Who's Slenderman?

MarioFan2009: None of your concern. Let's get!

Jeffy: Alright! But I am taking this paper with me!

MarioFan2009: Whatever...

The two leave while the noises get a bit louder.

MarioFan2009: It's getting so dark I can't see a thing!

Jeffy: You can say that again!

MarioFan2009: Where is the way out anyways?

???: You guys here stuck?

Jeffy: WHO SAID THAT?!

???: Calm down guys, it's me Yankee.

MarioFan2009: Wh-- Yankee? Aren't you the robot I introduced in The Mysterious Factory?

Yankee: Correct. I am stuck here as well! I can't get out of here!

Jeffy: Who is the yellow person?

MarioFan2009: He's a robot Jeffy.

Jeffy: A robot?

Yankee: Yes, a robot. Maybe you guys can help find a way out?

MarioFan2009: We are trying to find a way out but it is soo hard.

Yankee: Well can you join you guys?

Jeffy: Sure!

The noises in the forest increase.

Yankee: What is that?

MarioFan2009: We gotta go now.

Jeffy: Ok!

The three run off.

They eventually find a way out of the forest.

However, out of the shadows of the forest come out three demons, a vicious black bear looking for it's next meal and Slenderman.

The screen then cuts to black.

The next scene shows morning time at Frida's house.

Volts, Rush, Yankee and Mug are seen watching TV on the couch.

Volts: WHAT?! The Election! has cliffhangers in it's epilogues?! FUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!

Rush: Don't sweat it bud.

Yankee: Yeah! Hope they get continued soon.

Mug: And by soon?! HE IS RELEASING PART 2 OF THE VANDAL BUSTER IN JUNE!! How soon can you get?!

Rush: Well... maybe not that soon...

Frida then comes into the room.

Frida: Is something wrong?

Volts: Rh390110478 is putting in relentless cliffhangers into The Election!!

Mug: What do you mean "Relentless"?

Yankee: I don't know if that makes sense.

Frida: If you need anything, just ask me. Ok?

Rush: Got it!

A door knock is heard.

Frida: I'll get it!

She goes to the front door and answers it to MarioFan2009.

Frida: Hey MarioFan2009! What are you doing here?

MarioFan2009: May I come inside? I need to tell you something very urgent...

Frida: Sure!

He comes inside the living room.

Volts: Oy! It's MarioFan2009!

Yankee: The one who introduced us into the stories!

Frida: So MarioFan2009, what is it you wanted to say?

MarioFan2009: Well, I feel like something has been stalking me the last night...

Rush: I beg your pardon?

Mug: What??

Frida: What do you mean?

MarioFan2009: I feel like I am being watched at night while I was sleeping.

Volts: Oof... how's that?

MarioFan2009: Not good... ever since I entered into the forest with Jeffy, I feel like some stuff has followed me home.

Yankee: Following you?

Frida: Hmmm... I don't know if we can h--

Mug: That's ok buddy! Just stay at our house and we will keep you away from those pesky "stuff"!

Frida: WHA---

MarioFan2009: Geez! Thanks guys!

Rush: No mention in it bud!

MarioFan2009 goes upstairs while Frida looks unhappy at the four robots.

Yankee: What?

Frida: You guys are allowing HIM to stay at MY house?!

Volts: Um, yeah. What's wrong?

Frida: It's th-- ohhhh forget it!

She leaves the room frustrated.

Mug: Sheesh. What's up with her?

Rush: Dunno.

The four continue watching TV while five of the previous mentioned characters are looking through a window.

Demon 2: How are we gonna get that brown shirted guy?

Slender Man: He invaded my forest and stole a paper!

Demon 3: We Three are just here to kill people for the sport of it!

Bear: I want my breakfast!

Demon 1: Guys, I think I might have a plan.

Slender Man: What is it?

Demon 1: Since the robots might be asleep, let's get that girl along with the brown shirted guy.

Bear: But what time?

Demon 2: How about at 5.30 PM?

Slender Man: Smart one!

Demon 3: I agree!

Bear: Well, looks like I will have my breakfast late. I haven't eaten for a few days!

Demon 1: Alright, we will just hide in a bush.

Demon 3: But what do we do while we are waiting?

Demon 2: Anyone in for a game of checkers? Tic tac toe? Board games maybe?

Slender Man: Hmmm... all I have been doing for the past 7 years in roaming around in a forest. Maybe I can join!

Bear: Count me in!

The five go hide in a bush and do the latter while it shows Frida's house.

The screen cuts to black.

5:25 PM...

Demon 3: Alright, just five more minutes before we plan our attack!

Demon 1: Ok!

Slender Man: Can't wait to get that guy for stealing my page! After that, the blue helmet kid is next!

Bear: Hold on guys, I really need to take a piss.

Demon 2: Fine! But make it quick...

Five minutes later...

Demon 1: Hey! How's our chance! Come on guys!

The five evil doers go around Frida's house.

Slender Man: Where do we find an entrance?

Bear: A window maybe?

Demon 3: I'll go from the inside through the walls and open it!

Demon 2: Oh yeah, I forgot we had that ability.

Demon 1: Ok then!

The third demon goes inside and opens a window.

Demon 3: Get in now!

The rest of the Demons, Slender Man and the bear go inside.

Bear: It's so dark in here. Where are we?

Slender Man: I think we are in the basement...

Demon 2: Well pack up your troubles guys! We need to get out of here and find that guy!

Demon 1: Yeah!

Bear: I think I see a door.

Demon 3: Really?

It cuts to the robots sleeping in the living room.

It then shows MarioFan2009 sleeping in a bedroom while Frida is downstairs in the kitchen.

Frida: I wonder when "The Rh Superheroes!" comes out...

The basement door is seen being opened by Slender Man.

The white faced creature looks around and finds a light in the kitchen.

Slender Man: Guys, I think we have a problem.

Demon 2: Really? What is it?

Slender Man: I think somebody's awake.

Demon 3: GAAAH DAMNIT!

Demon 1: Oh come on!

Bear: I'll never get my breakfast like this!

Slender Man: I guess we need to wait a bit more.

Demon 2: Wait more?! I wanna kill that brown shirted freak already! Come on!

Demon 3: Life can't always expect the way how you want it to be. Now quiet down a notch!

Bear: (Sigh)

Slender Man closes the basement door.

While waiting anxiously, Frida is seen clearing up her house.

Demon 1: Can you check if the person is asleep already Demon 3?

Demon 3: Sure!

He looks outside and sees Frida cleaning up the room.

Demon 3 pokes his head out.

Demon 3: She's cleaning her house.

Demon 2: Ok!

The screen cuts to black.

6:30 PM...

The five villains are seen sleeping in the basement.

Slender Man then wakes up in alert.

Slender Man: Guys! Wake up!

Demon 3: Ugghhh. What?

Slender Man: Our plan!

Bear: Oh yeah! I forgot!

Demon 1: Is the person asleep?

Demon 2: It is a female by the way. I'm gonna check.

He checks to see nobody in sight.

Demon 2: All clear! Let's go everybody!

Bear: YES! Breakfast here I come!

The five go upstairs where MarioFan2009 is seen asleep.

Demon 3: Let's get him!

Demon 1: Yeah!

They go into MarioFan2009's bedroom.

Bear: Leave it to me!

Slender Man: Ok!

The bear attempts to attack MarioFan2009.

Suddenly, MarioFan2009 shakes up and gets scared.

MarioFan2009 (In sleep): AHHHHH!! (He grabs his pillow) SPIDERS!! SPIDERS!!

He is seen hitting the bear in his face without noticing.

Bear: WH-- OW STOP! UGH! DAMNIT HELP ME!

MarioFan2009: GET THEM OFF!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!

He eventually stops and goes back to sleep normally.

The bear is seen lowering his head down.

Slender Man: Why didn't you get him?

Bear: He hit me in the face with his pillow!

Demon 1: What?

Demon 2: Why and how?

Bear: I don't know!

Demon 3: Ugh!

Slender Man: I'll get him!

He puts his head up and reaches for MarioFan2009.

The user then grabs his pillow.

MarioFan2009 (In sleep): SPIIDDDEEERRRSS!! GET THEM OFF!!!

He hits Slender Man in the face with the pillow multiple times.

Slender Man: AHHHHHHH FUCCK!

He lowers his head.

Bear: He did it to you as well?

Slender Man: Yeah!

Demon 1: (Sigh) Well shit...

The bedroom door opens and Frida enters.

Frida: What is going o--

She notices the five characters.

Frida: (Gasp) INTRUUDDDDEERRSSS!!

MarioFan2009 wakes up.

MarioFan2009: Intruders?!

Demon 3: Oh shit...

Slender Man: We need to get out of here!

Demon 2: Yeah!

MarioFan2009 suddenly hits Slender Man in the head with his pillow.

Slender Man: OW!!

Demon 1: Damnit!

Bear: GET GOING!!

Frida quickly puts her goggles on and zaps the bear to ash.

Demon 3: OH SHIT!! WHAT DID SHE JUST DO TO HIM?!

Slender Man: We need to leave right now!

The four run off as Frida accidentally zaps MarioFan2009 in the process.

MarioFan2009: YEOW!!

Frida: Sorry!

Ashes of the bear: Hey! I'm still alive! Guys? Anybody?

Slender Man and the three demons are seen running off.

Demon 2: QUICK! INTO THE BASEMENT!!

Demon 1: Ok!

They run into the basement.

Slender Man: Ugh great! We've been caught! Now what do we do?

Demon 3: I think we should just leave this house and never come back...

Demon 2: Smart idea!

Slender Man: Ok! I'm never returning to the city. Let's go to the forest!

Demon 1: Yeah!

The four leave the house from the opened window.

The next morning...

Volts, Rush, Yankee and Mug are seen waking up.

Volts: (Yawns) Well, anyone up for the news?

Yankee: I am!

Frida and MarioFan2009 come in the living room.

MarioFan2009: I am gonna go home now. It was nice being with you guys.

Mug: Come back anytime!

Rush: Yeah!

MarioFan2009: I will! Bye!

Frida: Bye!

He leaves the house.

Volts: So, Frida.

Frida: Yeah?

Volts: What have you been doing at night time?

Frida: Hmmm...

She remembers about the five coming into her house attempting to kill MarioFan2009.

Frida: Nothing much...

Yankee: Ok then.

Frida leaves the living room and enters the kitchen.

Mug: So, who's excited for "The Rh Superheroes!"?

Rush: I am!

The screen quickly cuts to black ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have some swearing in it.

It starts off with showing Frida's house.

Volts the robot is seen watching TV.

Frida then comes into the living room.

Frida: Are you just gonna stay there and watch TV?

Volts: Oh come on, MarioFan2009 gets the ideas. So I have to stay here all along.

Frida: (Facepalm) Well, I am just gonna outside and throw out the trash. Please get a hobby already.

Volts: Whatever you say.

Frida leaves the house with a trash bag in her hand.

She then sees footsteps on her grass.

Frida: GAH!! Who did this?! I'm gonna find out!

She goes near a trash bin, throws the trash bag away and follows the footsteps.

Frida: Someone's gonna pay!

She continues to follow the footsteps to which leads to Masked Menace who's stalking Sunny Funny's from a window along with trash on the floor.

Frida: What the hell??

She runs to the Masked Menace in anger.

Frida: HEY!

Masked Menace looks behind him in alert.

Masked Menace: Huh?

Frida: What are you doing here looking through someone's window and throwing trash around the place?

Masked Menace: That is none of your concern!

Frida: You better leave now!

Masked Menace: Or what are you gonna do about it? Call the police?

Suddenly, Simmons and Brooklyn T. Guy appear out of no where and handcuff him.

Masked Menace: WHAT?!

Frida: Heh heh! Looks like I don't need to zap anyone today!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Thanks for catching this man young lady! He has been stalking that house for a week now.

Simmons: Everytime we'd catch him, he'd run off.

Three officers are seen taking Masked Menace to the police car.

Frida: Phew! I never knew anything about that!

Masked Menace is seen in the police car.

Frida looks back at the car and sees the Masked Menace.

Simmons: He's gonna stay in prison for a looonng time!

Masked Menace is seen drawing a picture of Frida and using his fingers as guns showing her what he will do to her while laughing evilly.

Frida: AHHH!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Don't worry! He won't be escaping!

Frida: He won't?

Simmons: Of course h--

It then shows the police car's door open with the handcuffs thrown on the ground and Masked Menace's footsteps.

Simmons: Aaaand he did...

Frida: (Gasp) You nice officers are gonna protect me are you?

Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons are seen in the police car.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Sorry woman. We ain't bodyguards.

Simmons: Yeah, just give us a call if you see him again!

They drive off leaving smoke behind which covers Frida while she is heard coughing.

Frida: Ohhhhh!

It then cuts to AsphaltianOof near a fence.

Frida is seen walking by with a sorrow face.

AsphaltianOof: How ya doing? Something wrong?

Frida: Well, I found a man who was wearing a paper bag on his head stalking through someone's window, the police caught him and now he wants to kill me!

AsphaltianOof: That's alright! I can help you! What does he look like?

Frida: Well, here is his wanted poster.

He shows AsphaltianOof Masked Menace's wanted poster.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHHHH!!! GO AWAY FRIDA!! TAKE YOUR DEATH CLOUD WITH YOU!!!

He runs off in a panic.

The next scene shows Frida talking to MarioFan2009 and showing him the photo of Masked Menace.

MarioFan2009 walks off without another word.

Another scene shows Frida talking to Murder Man and Murder Man X about the latter and shows them the wanted poster.

The two get scared, pull out guns, put them to their heads and kill themselves.

Another scene shows Firestar, Ice Man, Spider-Man, Ink Brute, Mega Maid and Fireman running out of a bar screaming.

Ice Man: Hold me... HOLD MEEEE!!!

Frida comes out of the bar looking back at them.

Frida is seen near a bus stop sign with a scared and sad face.

Frida: Those officers are right... I need to get out of town unless I can find a bodyguard!

???: A bodyguard? Well, I think I may be able to help you!

It then shows Masked Menace's body reading a newspaper as Frida comes closer to him.

Frida: You don't understand mister! I am being chased by a creepy man who goes with the name Masked Menace! Here's his photo...

She shows him the photo.

The Masked Menace puts away the newspaper to show him wearing a fake moustache.

Masked Menace: Heh heh! He doesn't look so creepy!

Frida: I caught him and the police arrested him, now he wants to kill me!

Masked Menace is seen sneaking up on Frida attempting to kill her with a knife until some bus passengers see him.

Masked Menace: Huh?

He quickly hides his knife behind his hands looking at the passengers with a smile and bus drives off.

Masked Menace: Uh oh, um... there's too many witnesses around here... hey kid, listen. I can be your bodyguard! Here's my ID card!

He gives her his ID card which shows Masked Menace X'd out with the word Bodyguard instead.

Frida: Huh! Seems good enough to me! Your hired! So, what's next?

Masked Menace: Great! Now uh, the maniac can be anywhere. Wearing a disguise. It could be that red dog over there!

He points at Radish.

Masked Menace: Or that brown bear over there.

He points at PJ Berri.

Frida: Or that dumpster! Or even that rock! It could even be that grocery shop list on the floor!

Masked Menace: That's mine! (He grabs it and puts it in his pocket)

Frida: Oh bodyguard! My body is in your guarding hands! What do we do now?

Masked Menace: Hmmm. I suggest we go to a dark quiet alleyway, or maybe behind a fence...

Frida: How about my house? We can turn off all the lights!

Masked Menace: PERFECT! That way nobody can hear you being ki-- or I mean being protected! (Smiles) Muhahahahaha! Perfect!

Frida: Yeah! Haha! Excellent!

The two then continue to laugh evilly.

Frida: But first I need to shop.

Masked Menace: O-Ok but make it quick!

The next scene shows Frida in Zulzo's Department store looking at the two toilet paper rolls.

Frida: Hmmm, this one says the best toilet paper in town, this one says the best toilet paper around... hmmm... in town... around...

Masked Menace is seen getting impatient.

Frida: In town... around... hmmm, what do you think bodyguard?

Masked Menace: Whatever get's us to your house QUICKER!

Frida: I guess I'll take both!

The next scene shows Frida at the cashier set.

Buckaroo is seen holding some red pants giving them to Frida.

Buckaroo: Here you go Frida!

Frida: Hmmm...

Buckaroo: Is there something wrong?

Frida: I'm not sure if these are my pants...

Masked Menace: Gah!

The next scene shows Frida spraying perfume on her hand and sniffing it.

Frida: How about this bodyguard?

She shows him her hand.

Masked Menace: Can we JUST get to your house?!

The next scene shows Frida and Masked Menace at Frida's front house door.

Frida: Here we are bodyguard! Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to tell you that you are the best bodyguard in all town of Pensacola!

Masked Menace: Alright... enough of sappy talk and open the door so I can kill yo-- or I mean choke yo-- or I mean, crush you to my sledgehamm-- I mean GAH!!

Frida: Protect me?

Masked Menace: Heh heh! Thanks!

Frida: Don't mention it Menace! Or I mean... bodyguard... now where did I put my key?

She is seen searching in her pockets while Masked Menace is getting angered.

20 minutes later...

Frida: Umm... I can't find it...

Masked Menace: UGH FORGET THE KEY!! Let's just climb through the window!

He is seen attempting to reach a window near the house.

Masked Menace: Ahh! I can't reach it! You might wanna hop upon my shoulders kid?

Frida: Sure! With these spikey cleats, anything is possible!

She jumps in a boost.

Masked Menace: Cleats?!

His eyes are seen stabbed with the cleats.

Masked Menace: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET YOUR FEET OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS!!!

Frida: I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your cornea!

Masked Menace: GAAAAHHH!!

He is seen running right and left in pain.

Masked Menace: AHHHHHHHHHH!! AH GET OFF!! AHH GET OFF!!!

6 hours later...

Masked Menace: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He then pauses and pulls Frida out of his eyes while his eyes are seen filled with water.

The next scene shows Masked Menace's eyes bandaged.

Frida: Don't be mad bodyguard... let me just get the key I keep under the mat and we can get inside.

While Frida walks off, Masked Menace's eye bandages rip off in shock as he is seen with a shocked face.

Masked Menace gets furious to the point his head explodes.

Frida: There you are! Now we will just put the key in the lock activating the door allowing us inside.

She opens the door as the two enter inside.

Frida: Step inside...

Masked Menace: Close the door...

He closes the door as the room covers in darkness.

Frida: Well! Here we are!

Masked Menace: I finally got you all alone! (Laughs)

Frida: Yeah! I know! Isn't it great?

She starts laughing along.

Masked Menace grabs Frida.

Masked Menace: Now your gonna get yours!

Frida and him continue to laugh until the light turns on.

It then shows Buckaroo, Zulzo, AsphaltianOof, Rh390110478, MarioFan2009, Boko, Sunny Funny, CuldeeFell13, Azaz, Mouse, Heart Head, Skulldozer, Pearl, Zero Suit Samus, Bugs Bunny, Radish, Katy Kat, Paula Fox, PJ Berri, Parappa, Matt Major, Volts, Rush, Yankee, Mug and Chloroplast in the room.

All: SURPRISE!!

Masked Menace: What the?!

Frida: A surprise party for me to celebrate me coming to Pensacola? How did you guys--

AsphaltianOof: We just decided to celebrate! Let's boogie everyone!

All: YEAH!!

Masked Menace is seen with a sad and upset face while everyone else is partying.

He sits on a chair unpleasantly.

One hour later...

Frida: Thanks for coming everybody! Bye Sunny, Bye Buckaroo, Bye Rh390110478, Bye MarioFan2009, Bye Azaz! Bye everyone else!

Everybody is seen leaving Frida's house except for the four robots who go back into the living room and continue watching TV.

Frida: Well, we are all alone now!

Masked Menace is seen sleeping but then wakes up.

Masked Menace: Huh? What?

He then closes up on Frida.

Masked Menace: So, we are all alone now?

Frida: Yep! Just you and me!

Masked Menace: Well in that case... (Laughs evilly)

Frida: Haha! Yeah!

The two continue to laugh until a door knock is heard.

She answers the door and the said people who were in the party are seen.

All: Happy birthday Frida!

Frida: How did you guys know it was my birthday?

AsphaltianOof: We just do what we do! Let's boogie some more!!

Everybody continues to party as Masked Menace is seen more upset and sits back on the chair waiting.

One hour later...

Frida is seen closing the door.

Frida: Thanks for coming!

She closes the front door.

Masked Menace: Is it true? Everyone's gone?

Frida: Uh huh!

Masked Menace: Everybody's left right? No more parties, you got everything you need?

Frida: Yep!

Masked Menace: Well then!

He grabs Frida and laughs.

AsphaltianOof however suddenly appears.

AsphaltianOof: Great party huh?

Masked Menace: GAH!! Sorry tubby! You gotta go!!

He grabs AsphaltianOof and walks off.

Frida: Wait! We can trust Asp. He's Sunny Funny's friend.

Masked Menace: I'm not taking anymore risks! H--He might be the menace!

AsphaltianOof: I'M THE MASKED MENACE?! OHHHH I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!! I GOTTA TURN MYSELF IN!!

He is seen running off and leaves a hole of himself in the wall.

Frida: So... Asp's the menace? Think you'd know a guy...

Masked Menace gets very furious.

Masked Menace: HE'S NOT THE MENACE!!!

Frida: He's not?

Masked Menace: (Rips off his moustache in anger) I AAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!

Frida: Hey! How did you do that without shaving cream?

Masked Menace: OHH IT'S A FAKE YOU IDIOT!! I BOUGHT IT AT A PARTY STORE!!

Everybody suddenly appears again.

Boko: Did someone say party??

Masked Menace: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He runs off leaving a hole of himself in the wall.

Masked Menace: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!

Frida: Wait bodyguard! I need protection!

Masked Menace enters a taxi which has Vandal Clown driving it.

Masked Menace: STEP ON IT!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A MANIAC!!

Vandal Clown drives his taxi off.

Frida: Wait!! I'm not safe!

Masked Menace is seen entering a airport and a plane is seen boosting off.

It shows Masked Menace in the airplane.

Masked Menace: (Sigh) Finally... away from that girl!

Frida: Good thinking bodyguard! The menace will never find us on here!

He sees her and jumps off the plane with a parachute while screaming.

Masked Menace then activates his parachute and seen smiling at the audience.

However, it shows Frida as his parachute.

Frida: Good thinking bodyguard! The menace could have been on that plane!

He cuts off the lines and is seen falling into a prison while screaming.

It shows Masked Menace in a jail cell while Frida enters the prison.

Frida: Bodyguard! Bodyguard!

Masked Menace: LOOK KID!! I am not your BODYGUARD!! (Cries) I'm the menace! See!

He points at one of the posters that show him.

Frida: AHHHHHH!! THE MASKED MENACE!!

It then shows Simmons and Brooklyn T. Guy behind her,

Brooklyn T. Guy: Good job! You put the Masked Menace behind bars!

Masked Menace: At least I am safe from that stupid bitch!

AsphaltianOof: Hey mac.

He turns around in alert and it shows Thanos, Jeffygeist, Invertosis, Dan and AsphaltianOof behind him.

AsphaltianOof: What are you in for?

Jeffygeist: Yeah.

The screen fades out ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story does not have swearing.

It starts off with showing the earth.

It closes up and goes to the USA country.

Closing up even more, it then shows the Pensacola city.

It zooms to a location where "Zulzo's Department Store" is seen.

Closing in more, it shows a mouse hole where a character who looks like Catstello (The fat cat who appeared in The Big War) is seen.

Catstello: I thought you'd never get here! Hey Babbit!

It then shows a mouse (The one who appeared with Catstello in The Big War) reading a book called "How To Hypnotize".

Catstello: Hey Babbit! The audience is here.

Babbit: I thought I send you out to get food! Where is it?

Catstello: I'm afraid of the cat Babbit!

Babbit is seen looking through his book.

Catstello: You don't want me to get eaten do you?

Babbit is seen reading the book and then gets the idea.

Babbit then attempts to hypnotize him with laser seen from his eyes.

This effect however does not work on Catstello.

Catstello: Don't look at me like that Babbit! I didn't do nothing. I'm a good boy!

Babbit: You are in my power! Grab that mallet!

Catstello is seen walking towards a table and grabs a mallet.

Babbit: Put your hand on the block, lift the mallet... now... WHACK your fingers, HARD!

Catstello is seen raising the mallet up but then stops.

Catstello: But that would hurt my fingers Babbit!

Fed up, Babbit gets closer to Catstello.

Babbit: Stop your clowning! Pay attention! Abracadabra. Your getting sleepy... sleep... sleep... that's it!

Catstello: But I ain't sleepy Babbit.

He then gets angered with his behaviour and starts slapping him.

Babbit: You are too sleepy! Sleep sleep!! Take that and that!

Catstello: HEY BABBIIIITTTT!!!

He then stops slapping him.

Catstello: Cut it out!

He leaves the scene.

Babbit: Hmm... I must have overlooked something...

He grabs his book and starts reading again.

Babbit: Let's see...

He is seen whispering while reading.

Babbit: AH HA!! THAT'S IT!! I've got it!

He then starts blasting hypnotism laser at Catstello.

Catstello is seen reading a book called "How To Resist Hypnotism".

Angered, Babbit throws his book away, grabs him and starts shooting laser at him.

Catstello: NO! BABBIT NO!! STOP! DON'T DO THAT!!

He then runs off while Babbit shoots laser at him.

Catstello hides behind a block.

He then puts his head up multiple times making goofy faces while the laser hits the wall instead.

The third time, Catstello is seen wearing a football helmet but the laser has fingers, opens the helmet and pokes Catstello in the eyes.

Babbit: I'm over here!

Catstello slowly walks towards Babbit.

Babbit: You are...

He then uses his laser to turn him into...

Catstello is seen wearing a hat that says 2009.

Catstello: Hi guys! I'm MarioFan2009! I like mak--

Babbit then changes him to I.M Meen.

Catstello is seen with white hair and a purple shirt

Catstello: NOOOOOO!! I can't fail! I.M Meen never fai--

He then changes his character into Jeffy.

Catstello is seen with a diaper, a pencil in his nose and a blue helmet.

Catstello: Uh uh uh uh! (Pats his privates like Jeffy does)

Again with another character change... this time, he turns into Skulldozer with a skull painted face-plate, a machine gun and metal armour.

Catstello: Hello Azaz? I'm stuck up here at Sunny's house! Keep away Dan, your fading into an endoskeleton... (His face grows shocked) Oh come now Az!

Babbit then comes closer to him and changes him back to his normal state.

Babbit: You are now... a chicken!

Catstello is seen then acting like a chicken.

He then walks off a few miles away while Babbit sees him in amusement.

The next scene shows Babbit looking at Catstello with a smile while he looks at the audience.

Catstello is then seen screaming like a chicken while an egg is seen on the floor. This causes Babbit to be shocked and confused.

Catstello is then seen on the egg attempting to hatch it.

Babbit: SUCCESS!! Now to get rid of the cat!

It then shows a black cat sleeping on a mat of the store.

Babbit: (Zaps Catstello with hypnotism laser) You are... a dog!

Catstello then starts acting like an aggressive dog.

Babbit: Come on boy! Sick him! Get him!

He is seen scratching himself like a dog.

Babbit: COME OONNN!! SICK HIM!

He then kicks Catstello in the rear end.

Barking is then heard and then cat wakes up in alert.

It then scared goes to find a place to hide after hearing the barking.

The cat uses a trash bin to hide and Catstello is seen barking at it.

He then throws the trash bin away while the cat is seen praying not to be killed.

It then sees Catstello in shock while it is acting like a dog.

The hypnotism effects suddenly wear off as Catstello goes back to his normal state.

He then sees the cat while it meows loudly at him.

Catstello: HEY BABBIT!! BABBIT!!

He then runs off and Babbit sees him from the mouse hole.

The two go into the mouse hole and zapping noises are heard.

Catstello is seen coming out of the mouse hole barking like a dog to the cat while it is reading a book called "How To Hypnotize".

The cat then zaps Catstello in the eyes turning him back to his normal state.

Catstello: HEYY BABBIT!!

He is seen running back to the mouse hole but Babbit zaps him back to a dog.

The cat then zaps Catstello back to his normal self again but Babbit does the opposite.

This goes on for a good 10-15 seconds.

Then, fed up, the two are seen about to zap Catstello but suddenly, he grabs two mirrors causing it to reflect and zap the two each other in the eyes.

The two then get hypnotized as it goes to the next scene.

The next scene shows Catstello reading the same book the two have been reading.

Catstello then looks at the cat.

Catstello: You are...

He zaps the cat with laser hypnotism eyes and the next scene shows him being a horse.

Catstello then looks at Babbit.

Catstello: You are...

He zaps Babbit with laser eyes and he turns into a horse rider sheriff.

Babbit: Eh which way did they go? Which way did they go??

Catstello: THEM SIDE BANK BUSHING WHACKING VARMINTS WENT THAT WAY! (He points to the right) HIT THEM OFF WITH THE PAST!!

The scene shows Babbit getting on the cat which is acting like a horse.

Babbit: Hi hol silver! Awaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

It then shows Babbit riding the cat until they crashing into a window causing it to break and they leave the store.

The scene transitions to Catstello eating cheese along with a ton of other food items in the background while he is reading a book called "Live Alone and Like It".

He then looks at the audience in surprise.

Catstello: Ohh... I'm a baaaaad boy!

He continues eating a piece of cheese while it irises out on him.





CHAPTER 1: Recording

WARNING: The story may have some horrifying scenes and swearing in it.

It starts off with Sunny Funny turning on a camera.

It shows the camera in recording mode while Sunny is seen in the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: Well, hope that catches something that has been disturbing the place for the past week or so. I'm just gonna get breakfast ready.

AsphaltianOof: Hey Sunny, can you fetch me up a sprite?

Azaz: Me too!

Sunny Funny: No! Go get it yourselves!

AsphaltianOof: Douchebag of a flower!

Sunny Funny: Shut up pink blockhead!

The door is then heard knocking.

Sunny Funny: Coming!

It then shows the camera at the front door.

Sunny Funny is seen answering the door to Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Hey flower girl. How's the house problem going?

Sunny Funny: I just set up some cameras so we can catch the activity going on at night.

Buckaroo: Oh how could I forget? I keep finding my hat on the table instead on my head.

Sunny Funny: Huh... weird... anyways, did you get a job?

Buckaroo: Sure did. I became a movie producer just today.

Sunny Funny: Nice! Are you planning any films?

Buckaroo: Not really but one of the members in the film studio suggested I do the music for "SML Wiki: The Movie!".

Sunny Funny: Nice!

It then cuts to AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo watching TV and overall being lazy.

Sunny Funny: Well, you are not just gonna stay there all night are you?

Azaz: Yes we are.

Buckaroo: Hey Radish! Wanna watch some TV?

Radish the dog then comes in.

Radish: Yeah Buckaroo! Sure do!

Sunny Funny: Wait! You guys invited Radish into the house?!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah. He's our good friend.

Sunny Funny facepalms.

Sunny Funny: Ugh! Whatever, I'm just gonna go to sleep now... it is 10:35 PM now.

She leaves upstairs and goes to bed.

AsphaltianOof: Who the hell goes to sleep at 10:30 PM on a Friday? Can't she just stay up and have fun with us?

Azaz: She's a busy flower AsphaltianOof.

Radish: You guys have any bones around here?

Buckaroo: I just finished some chicken. Here. (He throws some chicken bones at Radish) Have some.

Radish: Thanks!

Radish is seen chewing on the bones while Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof continue watching TV.

Sunny Funny is seen in the washroom brushing her teeth.

On the left, a door closes all by it's self.

Sunny Funny hears it closing and checks outside.

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo? Was that you?

The camera is seen cutting to the next scene.

It then shows a small message saying "1:18 AM" indicating the time.

Azaz is seen drowsingly sleeping on the couch while Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Radish are still seen watching TV.

Buckaroo: Well, I guess Imma call it a night. See you guys in the morning.

AsphaltianOof: See you later Buckaroo.

Radish: By Buckaroo ol pal!

Buckaroo leaves the living room and goes upstairs to sleep.

AsphaltianOof and Radish are continuing to watch TV.

1:30 AM...

AsphaltianOof is seen getting more sleeper by the second.

Suddenly, a glass of water falls on it's own near a table and AsphaltianOof notices it.

AsphaltianOof: Ahhhhh shit!

Radish: What's wrong?

AsphaltianOof: (Sigh) Not a huge concern right now...

He goes to the kitchen to get a napkin.

The camera then shows Sunny Funny sleeping in her bedroom.

It then shows Buckaroo sleeping in his bedroom.

Back downstairs, AsphaltianOof is seen wiping the water on the floor while Radish is on top of his back.

AsphaltianOof: Get the fuck off of me!

Radish: Ok... geez, you don't have to get angry...

AsphaltianOof: Whatever!

A minute then passes by.

AsphaltianOof is seen done cleaning up the floor.

AsphaltianOof: I guess I should call it a night...

Radish: Yeah, me too.

The camera then turns grey and cuts to Buckaroo sleeping in his own bedroom.

It shows the front of the door.

It then cuts to the kitchen.

Nothing happens throughout the whole entire night.

The cameras then cut to black.

It then shows a message saying "In the morning...".

The camera then shows the kitchen.

Buckaroo is seen in the kitchen sitting on the table with some eggs and bacon while Sunny Funny is seen grabbing some water from the sink.

Sunny Funny: So uh, Buckaroo. What did you do last night?

Buckaroo: Ok, are you constantly going to ask me questions about what I am doing? You know I was up last night watching TV with AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Radish.

He then grabs a fork, puts it in a bacon and eats it.

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo, it's 2 in the morning and you are eating bacon and eggs.

Buckaroo's face turns normal from angered.

Buckaroo: Alright flower bitch, if you are keep gonna tell me what I am doing, I will rip those pink things you call pedals and shove them up your yellow ass!

Sunny Funny: Ok! You don't have to be rude!

Buckaroo: Sorry. Anyways, what time are our friends coming?

Sunny Funny: Paula Fox, Matt Major, PJ Berri, Parappa, Katy Kat, Mouse and Heart Head should come any time soon now.

Buckaroo: Good. Things aren't too bad around here.

Sunny Funny: Yet.

The camera then goes to black and shows the front door.

A door knock is heard.

Sunny Funny answers the door to the said people.

Matt Major: Hey! Look who it is!

PJ Berri: Sunny! How are you doing?

Buckaroo then comes at the front door.

Heart Head: Look! It's Buckeroo!

Katy Kat: What is up Buck old pal?

Buckaroo: Nothing much Katy Kat.

Mouse: Lookin good! You the man!

Parappa: Who is that horse? What is his name?

Matt Major: Looks like someone I have never ever seen in my life...

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo, this is Parappa, PJ Berri and Matt Major.

Buckaroo: Nice to meet you guys.

PJ Berri: You too! Since we both look like animals, we might get along!

Buckaroo: Yeah I guess.

Paula Fox: It's nice to come back here! I can't wait to come inside!

Katy Kat: Me too!

Sunny Funny: Come on in!

Mouse: Oh boy!

QUICK NOTE: The story takes place after the events of "The Firestar Arc"!

All of them enter Sunny Funny's house.

PJ Berri: Sheesh, this looks like a sweet crib!

Mouse: I know right? Do you have some cheese?

Sunny Funny: Right in the fridge.

Mouse: Oh boy! (He zips to the kitchen to get cheese)

Matt Major: So, how long have you been living here?

Buckaroo: Again with the dumb questions? I told Sunny already to stop!

Matt Major: Sorry...

Sunny Funny: I've been here for a month now.

Parappa: I wish I could live in here!

Paula Fox: Same here!

Azaz and AsphaltianOof then come.

Azaz: Hey, who are these people?

AsphaltianOof: Yeah!

Sunny Funny: AsphaltianOof and Azaz, meet PJ Berri, Parappa and Matt Major.

AsphaltianOof: Huh, nice to meet you guys! I am AsphaltianOof!

Parappa: Nice to meet you but where is your shirt?

Azaz: He doesn't wear one.

PJ Berri: Oh... strange...

Heart Head: These two fellas have been friends with me for a week now.

Matt Major: Really? Cool!

Azaz: Anyways, you people wanna join us and watch TV?

Paula Fox: Heck yes!

Parappa: Mm m mm!

Katy Kat: Would love to!

Heart Head: I'm in!

Everybody goes to the living room and starts watching TV.

Buckaroo: Imma join them!

He runs along with them.

Sunny Funny: These three are gonna be a bad reputation to my new friends...



CHAPTER 2: Strange Night

Paula Fox, Katy Kat and Parappa are sitting on the floor, AsphaltianOof, Matt Major, Azaz and Buckaroo are seen playing video games, Heart Head and Mouse are seen sitting on chairs eating some cheese together and PJ Berri is sitting on a small couch.

Matt Major: Are you kidding me? What a stupid pass...

Buckaroo: Face it Mad Major! You suck at this game!

Azaz: Hey, be nice to a guy who's new here.

Parappa: Yeah. It is our third day in Pensacola...

AsphaltianOof: OH YES!! I got a score!

Buckaroo: Gad!

Matt Major: Suck it Fuckaroo!

Buckaroo: Screw you!

Paula Fox: How are you doing over there PJ?

PJ Berri: I'm fine, but this honey tastes great!

Buckaroo: What a Winnie the Pooh rip off...

Katy Kat: Hey!

PJ Berri: That's not very nice...

Azaz: Yeah Buckaroo. Just chill already...

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Fine...

Sunny Funny: You guys are watching TV and playing video games?! Don't you have anything better to do?!

Buckaroo: Nope.

AsphaltianOof: Life is life bud.

Sunny Funny: GAH!! Whatever! Forget this! I am gonna go to sleep!

Buckaroo: Wait, Sunny.

Sunny Funny: Yeah?

Buckaroo: Can you go to the fridge and get me a cider?

Sunny Funny: You said you where not going to drink tonight...

Buckaroo's face then turns angered.

Buckaroo: Sunny... the people are here... stop being the flower bitch you are and get me a damn cider!

Sunny Funny's face turns angered and she goes to the kitchen.

Matt Major: Hahaha! Your torturing the poor girl!

Buckaroo: Eh, she was just standing there killing the vibe.

Parappa: The vibe?

Buckaroo: Well, you know... she needs to understand my place in her house.

PJ Berri: Your place?

Buckaroo: Eh, whatever though.

It cuts to the camera recording the kitchen with a pissed off Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: Fucking Buckaroo!! How dare he speak to me like that in front of my new friends like that?! To hell with his damn cider! He can go get it himself!

Suddenly, the sink turns on all by it's own.

Sunny Funny: The heck? Nothing "Paranormal" has happened before midnight... I guess I just need to fix the pipes on the sink.

She turns off the sink and goes upstairs in anger after seeing Paula Fox, Katy Kat, Parappa, PJ Berri and Matt Major getting addicted to video games.

At 12:46 PM...

It shows the camera recording Sunny Funny sleeping in her bed.

Downstairs... is a huge mess... Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo's behaviour with Paula Fox, Katy Kat, Parappa, PJ Berri and Matt Major is not a good reputation as they are all seen watching a movie.

Mouse, Heart Head and Radish come in.

Radish: Hey guys? Any bones?

Paula Fox: Not today Radish.

Heart Head: What are you all watching?

Azaz: The walking (hiccup) dead...

Mouse: I'm not into violent movies.

Heart Head: Yeah me too.

Radish: Well, Imma go to sleep on the floor.

Mouse: Me and Heart Head will sleep on the kitchen tables.

Katy Kat: Good idea!

The three leave as the addicted 8 continue watching the movie.

AsphaltianOof: Ahhhh yes... this is some great breaking bad!

Matt Major: What do you mean? We are watching "The Walking Dead" you moron.

Buckaroo: Well, I am gonna call it a night and go to bed now. See you people in the morning.

Everyone: Bye!

Buckaroo leaves the room and goes upstairs.

Parappa: Ohhhh... I feel so sick after drinking all the sprite...

Paula: Dummy! I told you to go easy on it!

Parappa: I can't help it! It was soooooo good!!

AsphaltianOof: How are you doing over there PJ Berri?

PJ Berri: Where are the bears in this movie??

Matt Major: There is none dumb animal!

Buckaroo is seen in the bathroom. (for some reason, there is a camera in there...)

Buckaroo: I shouldn't have eaten that last piece of chicken...

He then gets a green face.

Buckaroo: Oh Go--

He starts puking in the sink.

Buckaroo: (Gasp) Ahhhh... much better...

Suddenly, he notices the camera in the bathroom.

Buckaroo: What the fuck?! Did that sick flower son of a bitch put a camera in here?! What is wrong with the utter motherfucker!!

Sunny Funny is seen sleeping in her room smiling.

Buckaroo is seen grabbing some toilet paper and sweeps it on the sink.

Buckaroo: HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS YOU SICK---

He throws the toilet paper at the camera covering it up with vomit.

12:55 PM...

Everybody is seen in the living room.

Katy Kat: Oh God YES!! This movie is GREAT!

Paula Fox: Calm yourself down Katy. It gets better soon!

Azaz: Yeah, can't miss a scene!

Parappa: Agreed here!

Suddenly, the TV turns off all by it's self.

Paula Fox: What the hell?!

Matt Major: WHAT THE FUCK ASP?! WHY DID YOU TURN OFF THE DAMN TV?!

AsphaltianOof: I didn't turn off the TV! I don't even have the ffffucking remote!!

Katy Kat: Yeah Matt...

Azaz: You can't just blame someone for something they didn't do...

Matt Major: Well, at least turn on a light! I can't see anything! The sprite has gotten into my brain and I cannot think!

AsphaltianOof: Fine!

He slowly goes to the lamp and a breaking noise is heard.

AsphaltianOof: Ahhhh shit!

The light turns on. But however, a horrific demon figure is seen passing by but nobody sees it except for PJ Berri.

PJ Berri: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Matt Major: What the hell?!

Katy Kat: Huh?

Azaz: Umm...

Parappa: What's wrong PJ?!

PJ Berri: It w--- It was... MMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!

AsphaltianOof: Jesus PJ! How much honey did you have?!

Paula Fox: I think we should call it a night... PJ Berri's creeping me out...

Azaz: Me too...

AsphaltianOof: Well... (hiccup) Go find yourselves some nice comfy placing to sleep. Me, Azaz, Matt Major and PJ are gonna sleep on the couches.

Katy Kat: Ok!

Paula Fox: I will sleep in a bedroom with Katy!

Parappa: I will sleep in a bedroom too!

AsphaltianOof: There is maximum three bedrooms. I think Buckaroo might be sleeping with Sunny.

Azaz: Heart Head and Mouse are sleeping in the kitchen while Radish is sleeping on the floor.

Paula Fox: Ok!

Matt Major: Come on... let's just go get some sleep.

AsphaltianOof: K...

1:15 PM...

It shows the camera recording Paula Fox and Katy Kat sleeping together.

Parappa is seen in sleeping in his own room.

Buckaroo and Sunny Funny are seen sleeping together.

It shows Heart Head relentlessly lying his head down on the table sleeping along with Mouse sleeping on the table while Radish is on the floor of the kitchen doing the same thing.

It cuts to the living room and shows Matt Major, Azaz and AsphaltianOof sleeping together on the couch while PJ Berri is on the separate.

PJ Berri then wakes up with black and reddish tent in his eyes possibly meaning he is possessed.

It then shows a room near a basement door.

The camera cuts back to Matt Major, Azaz and AsphaltianOof. However, PJ Berri is missing...

A jumpscare occurs with PJ Berri as he walks away.

It then shows the front door.

A clock then falls all by it's self.

The camera cuts to the room where it shows the upstairs and the basement door. However, PJ Berri is seen at left near it while the door is open.

The camera shows Buckaroo and Sunny Funny's bedroom.

The bedroom door opens all by it's self.

It shows the kitchen next.

One of the glasses fall all by it's self and break but Heart Head, Radish and Mouse are oblivious to the noise and are in deep sleep.

The camera goes back to the front door to show it open.

It then cuts to Paula Fox and Katy Kat's bedroom.

The door opens all by it's self.

The screen then cuts to black.



CHAPTER 3: Finding PJ Berri

It shows Sunny Funny in her room checking the computers.

Sunny Funny: BUCKAROO! Come here!

Buckaroo then comes into the room.

Buckaroo: What is it?

Sunny Funny: Some crazy stuff happened around the house last night!

Buckaroo: What it could it possibly be?

Sunny Funny: Look!

She shows him the camera footage.

Buckaroo: Say, where did you get the camera footage on your computer from?

Sunny Funny: That is none of your concern right now. Look at this!

She shows him the camera footage.

Buckaroo: What the hell? What was opening our bedroom door at the time?

Sunny Funny: I don't know... it happened with Katy Kat and Paul Fox's bedroom door too!

Buckaroo: What the fuck? Did that clock just fall all by it's self?

Sunny Funny: DUDE LOOK!! It's PJ Berri!

Buckaroo: Holy moly... look at his eyes...

Sunny Funny: Why are they so red? Also, why is he roaming around the house? What does he think this is FNAF? He even left the front door open...

Buckaroo: Maybe he went home.

Sunny Funny: NOPE! His car is still parked outside!

Buckaroo: I'm gonna check to see if PJ Berri's alright...

Sunny Funny: Alright... you do that...

Buckaroo leaves the room.

With a smile on her face, Sunny Funny turns on the footage where she is seen taking off Buckaroo's hat and putting it on the table.

The footage then cuts to black to show the kitchen.

Buckaroo is seen sitting on the table with AsphaltianOof to his right.

Buckaroo: So where could PJ Berri be?

AsphaltianOof: Dunno.

Buckaroo: What do you mean Dunno? Didn't you hear him stomping through the entire house?

AsphaltianOof: Yolo just chill, I was dead asleep at the time.

Heart Head, Mouse, Radish and Paula Fox then come in.

Heart Head: So where is PJ anyways?

Radish: Yeah?

Buckaroo: I don't even know. This fat pink of a blockhead did not hear him stomping and yet you red beings along with Mouse can't even hear a glass breaking in the kitchen.

Mouse: Oh come on... we were dead asleep...

AsphaltianOof: And stop calling me a pink blockhead!

Parappa, Sunny Funny, Matt Major, Katy Kat and Azaz then come into the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: So, where is PJ Berri?

Matt Major: Yeah! I wanna see my bear pal again.

Buckaroo: Well, Mr. Patrick Star did not hear PJ stomping throughout the whole entire house.

AsphaltianOof: Who you callin Patrick?

Paula Fox: Enough name calling everybody! Now let's think through... where did you last see PJ?

Katy Kat: He was sleeping on the small couch.

Parappa: Yeah.

Paula Fox: Hmm... did you try his cellphone number?

Azaz: Parappa already tried that. No response was given.

Sunny Funny: Then where could PJ Berri be??

Buckaroo: We don't know.

Heart Head: I already checked the garage.

Mouse: I even checked if we was hiding in small spaces.

Radish: I tired to sniff him out but to no avail.

Matt Major: UGH! Did he leave the house?

Sunny Funny: No. I told Buckaroo already because his car is still parked outside.

Parappa: Well... then what?

AsphaltianOof: Well good thing he left his wallet! (He pulls out PJ Berri's wallet from his pocket)

Paula Fox: Where did you find that?

AsphaltianOof: In said bear's pocket!

Azaz: Why would you do that?

Katy Kat: Yeah! What was the point?!

AsphaltianOof: Well I have a deep curiosity.

Buckaroo: To take WALLETS?!

AsphaltianOof: Yep!

Sunny Funny: (Facepalms) Damnit! That is no help at all!

AsphaltianOof: Hey, but we can still get PJ's treat; honey!

Matt Major: Hmm... does sound like a good idea...

AsphaltianOof: Who wants to join for shopping?

Azaz: I do!

Buckaroo: Count me in!

Mouse: I'll join!

Matt Major: Count me in as well!

Heart Head: I will have to go in a few hours. So maybe I'll spend my time with you guys for a bit!

AsphaltianOof: Alright! Let's go!

Parappa: Good luck, I guess...

The six leave while Paula Fox, Katy Kat, Radish, Parappa and Sunny Funny are seen looking at each other.

Katy Kat: Well? Now what?

Sunny Funny: I need friends that have a good reputation...

The screen then cuts to black and transitions to the next scene.

10:35 PM...

It shows the camera recording Sunny Funny laying in the bed reading a book.

Buckaroo then enters the room with a more of a angered face.

Sunny Funny: Yes?

Buckaroo: It's time we get rid of these demons in the house.

Sunny Funny: Don't say that! We don't know if they are demons or not...

Buckaroo: I don't care. Every time I have to wake up seeing my hat on the table instead of my head!

Sunny Funny: Oh... strange... anyways. Who's staying?

Buckaroo: Well, Heart Head needs to work for Badman so he left, Radish is gone for some bones. Hopefully he might be back and Mouse left to rob some cheese at Mario's house. They might come back tomorrow.

Sunny Funny: Ok then. What about Paula Fox, Katy Kat, Parappa and Matt Major?

Buckaroo: All of them are staying the night. AsphaltianOof and Azaz are watching TV right now.

Sunny Funny: (She drops the book and goes downstairs) THAT'S IT!!

Buckaroo: What's wrong?

Sunny Funny: Out of my way!

She goes downstairs to the living room and turns off the TV.

Azaz: Hey!

AsphaltianOof: What did you do that for?

Sunny Funny: PJ BERRI IS MISSING AND YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING TV!! CAN'T YOU JUST BE HELPFUL FOR ONCE?!

Azaz: We told you that we don't know where he is!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah! Quit yelling at us!

Sunny Funny: Well search around the house stupid idiots!

AsphaltianOof: Who are you calling stupid?!

Matt Major: She is.

Sunny Funny: Matt Major, please help the two...

Matt Major: Will do Sunny!

Azaz: Come on guys... Let's go find PJ...

The three walk off searching for PJ Berri again.

Sunny Funny: Finally!

She goes back upstairs.

2:45 PM...

It shows the camera recording Sunny Funny and Buckaroo sleeping together in their bedroom.

It then shows Parappa sleeping in his own room.

Katy Kat and Paula Fox are then shown next.

It shows the downstairs living room where Matt Major, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen sleeping.

It then shows the front door.

Suddenly, the camera gets smashed by an unknown force.

It then shows the kitchen.

The camera gets distorted but briefly picks up a demonic face.

It then shows the room where the basement door is along the stairs.

It cuts to Paula Fox and Katy Kat's bedroom.

The door suddenly opens.

It then cuts back downstairs.

Suddenly, weird noises are heard.

Paula Fox and Katy Kat then suddenly wake up.

Paula Fox: Do you hear that?

Katy Kat: Yeah... it sounds like it is coming from downstairs...

Paula Fox: Should we check?

Katy Kat: I think we should.

The two females go downstairs.

The source of the noise is coming from the basement.

Katy Kat: Oh no... the basements...

Paula Fox: What's wrong?

Katy Kat: They used to take me down to basements in the "Troll Enclosure II"! I am not going down there!

Paula Fox: What are you? A scaredy cat?

Katy Kat: No...

Paula Fox: Then come on!

Katy Kat: Fine...

Paula Fox opens the door and the two enter the basement.

The camera then cuts to the living room.

An orb floats by on the left side of the screen.

It then shows the camera recording the kitchen.

Three plates fall all on their own along with a glass causing them to break.

Though going back to where Katy Kat and Paula Fox entered the basement, they do not come back...

The screen then cuts to black.



CHAPTER 4: Gone missing

The camera turns back on to show AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo, Azaz and Matt Major sitting on the couch watching TV.

Matt Major: Is Steven Universe the stuff you guys are into?

Buckaroo: Yeah, correct.

AsphaltianOof: I always liked Garnet and Pearl as a kid!

Azaz: This show is just gold!

Matt Major: Well I haven't even seen this show but I think I might like it!

Sunny Funny then comes into the room.

Sunny Funny: Have you four seen Katy Kat and Paula Fox anywhere?

AsphaltianOof: No, but check the cameras or something.

Sunny Funny: Oh yeah! The cameras! I forgot about them.

She goes upstairs to her room to check the cameras.

Buckaroo: UGH!! The show just ended!!

Azaz: Well it is always a blast to start off a day like this.

Matt Major: Yeah...

It then shows Sunny Funny in her room checking the cameras.

Sunny Funny: Let's see what happened to Katy Kat and Paula Fox.

She turns on the cameras.

To her surprise, she finds a strange face on the camera for a few seconds along with Katy Kat and Paul Fox's bedroom door opening.

Sunny Funny: What the?

Further more, she sees the two animals wake up in the middle of the night and go downstairs to the basement. She even finds a force breaking the camera.

Sunny Funny: What was that?!

The rest of the footage shows Katy Kat and Paula Fox not coming out of the basement.

Sunny Funny: I'm gonna check if the two are down there... or wait... hmmm... maybe later? I don't know...

The screen turns to black.

The next scene shows AsphaltianOof in the bathroom.

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy... that Taco Bell isn't sitting very well...

A rumble in his stomach is heard.

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy... here... it... COOOMMMEESSS!!

Disgusting noises are heard in the bathroom while AsphaltianOof makes a relieved face.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHHHHH YESSS!!

Sunny Funny is seen going to her room to check the cameras.

Sunny Funny: Let's see what's going around the house.

It shows Matt Major, Buckaroo and Azaz watching TV.

Sunny Funny: Usually lazy...

It then shows Parappa in his room reading a book.

The camera then cuts to Heart Head, Radish and Mouse playing Uno.

It then shows AsphaltianOof in the bathroom.

Sunny Funny: Huh?

AsphaltianOof: (Humming)

Suddenly, he notices the camera.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Sunny Funny's face grows wide shocked.

AsphaltianOof: Did that son of a bitch put a camera in here too?! Are you watching this right now you fucking animal?! ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW?!

She quickly goes to another camera showing the front door in which the camera was fixed.

Sunny Funny: Phew... I didn't need to see that...

The screen cuts to black.

The next scene shows Parappa in his bedroom.

Buckaroo then enters.

Parappa: What do you want?

Buckaroo: Have you seen Katy Kat, Paula Fox or PJ Berri yet?

Parappa: Look I checked EVERYWHERE. I told you! I could not find them.

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Where could the three have gone?

Suddenly, noises from downstairs are heard.

Parappa: The hell is that?

Buckaroo: I don't know. Let's go check.

The two go downstairs while AsphaltianOof, Sunny Funny, Mouse, Heart Head, Azaz, Matt Major and Radish are also following the source of the noise.

Mouse: What is that annoying noise?

Heart Head: I don't know...

Sunny Funny: It looks like it is coming from the basement.

Parappa: Basement?!

Radish: Huh, doesn't seem that bad.

AsphaltianOof: Well come on! Let's go down there.

Sunny Funny: NO! I will not!

Azaz: Why though?

Matt Major: Your scared aren't you?

Sunny Funny: Umm... yeah...

Buckaroo: Are you FUCKING kidding me right now?! FINE! I'll go downstairs!

He opens the basement door in anger.

Sunny Funny: Phew. Good thing Buckaroo is not scared!

Buckaroo: FUCK YOU!!

He goes downstairs thumping in anger.

Radish: He does have a short temper.

Mouse: Nah, not really.

Heart Head: He was a former villain and criminal though.

AsphaltianOof: Hm, never knew about that.

Parappa: I'm gonna go upstairs now. I'm tired.

He leaves and goes upstairs to sleep.

Matt Major: I never knew Sunny Funny was a coward.

Azaz: Me too! What a scaredy flower!

Sunny Funny: Shut up you two! (She blushes)

Buckaroo comes upstairs.

Buckaroo: I couldn't find anything.

Radish: Well that's just great...

Azaz: I'm leaving...

Matt Major: Yeah me too, but my advise is that you should put a camera down there.

The two leave and go to the living room.

Radish: Me, Mouse and Heart Head are gonna go get something to eat.

Mouse: Yum yum!

Heart Head: Let's go!

The three go to the kitchen for some food.

AsphaltianOof: That reminds me of something, why the hell was there a camera in the bathroom?

Buckaroo: Wait, you figured that out as well??

AsphaltianOof: You saw it too?!

Sunny Funny: Enough guys! We need to think about the basement.

Buckaroo: Please answer this one question... why is there a camera in the bathroom?

Sunny Funny: It is to catch ghosts! I swear!

AsphaltianOof: Are you sure you are not trying to spy on me taking a shit?

Buckaroo: Yeah! And me throwing up?

Sunny Funny: NO! You guys are gross!

AsphaltianOof: Why don't we use the bathroom camera for the basement?

Sunny Funny: Sure! That sounds like a great idea!

AsphaltianOof: Are you sure? So you can't spy on me taking a shit anymore?

Buckaroo: Or me throw up?

Sunny Funny: GUYS STOP IT!! Let's just put the camera in the bathroom and go to sleep already!

She runs to the bathroom to get the camera.

Buckaroo: She is acting very suspicious...

AsphaltianOof: I agree.

Matt Major then comes in.

Matt Major: Can you guys make sure to keep the basement door closed? I don't wanna hear anymore noises...

Buckaroo: Ok!

Sunny Funny is seen back with the bathroom camera.

Sunny Funny: Ok! I got it! Let's put the camera in there and go to sleep.

AsphaltianOof: Whatever you say shit spy.

Buckaroo: You do know you can tell us the truth. We are not gonna spread the word.

Sunny Funny ignores and goes downstairs to place the camera.

Buckaroo: OH WOW!! SHE SAYS SHE IS AFRAID TO GO DOWN THE BASEMENT AND YET SHE GOES DOWN THERE IN A HURRY TO PLACE A CAMERA?! WHAT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE OF A FLOWER!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah, I agree...

Sunny Funny then comes back upstairs.

Sunny Funny: Alright, got that handled with. Let's go to sleep!

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Fine...

The camera cuts to black and the next scene shows Matt Major, AsphaltianOof and Azaz sleeping in the living room couch.

It shows Buckaroo eating some food in the kitchen with Radish, Heart Head and Mouse.

Mouse: So guys, how's life?

Heart Head: Good!

Radish: Life's life.

Buckaroo: There was a camera in the bathroom...

All: WHAT?!

Buckaroo: You heard me correctly.

The camera cuts to Sunny Funny sleeping in her bedroom.

It cuts to Parappa sleeping in his bedroom.

The camera then cuts to the basement.

Suddenly, a hand jumpscares the camera and the screen cuts to black.

It goes back to the kitchen.

Buckaroo: Yeah! And she is a big hypocrite!

Mouse: Wow... such shame...

Heart Head: Why would she even do that?

Radish: Well now I regret living in this house...

Buckaroo: Me too...

It then shows Parappa's bedroom again.

The door for some reason opens on it's own.

It shows the living room.

PJ Berri's shadow is seen with red glowing eyes.

Matt Major for some reason wakes up.

Matt Major: Huh? Sunny?

He looks closer to see PJ Berri.

Matt Major: Oh shit! Is that you PJ? Where have you been? Where's Katy Kat and Paula Fox?

He then walks off.

Matt Major: Hey! Come back! AsphaltianOof! Azaz! Wake up!

Azaz: Wh- what?

Matt Major: I just saw PJ Berri! Let's go get him!

AsphaltianOof: Nah, we are just gonna stay here and sleep...

Matt Major: DAMNIT!

He sees a light in the kitchen.

Matt Major: Somebody must be awake...

The camera shows the basement door.

It's door suddenly opens and footsteps spread all over the walls and floor.

PJ Berri is seen walking down there for some reason.

It cuts to the kitchen.

Buckaroo: Well, I don't know if Frida will allow me to stay at her house.

Mouse: You should at least ask her.

Matt Major then comes in the kitchen.

Matt Major: GUYS!!

Heart Head: Matt?

Radish: What are you doing awake?

Matt Major: Guys! I just saw PJ Berri!

Buckaroo: Wait, what??

Matt Major: Yeah! I did!

Mouse: Where?

Matt Major: I think he went somewhere! We need to find him quick!

Heart Head: Ok! Let's go!

It then shows them looking around the house until they see the basement door open.

Matt Major: Alright! Who let this open when I said to close it?

Buckaroo: I don't recall opening it.

Heart Head: I saw it closed.

Mouse: I was in the kitchen.

Radish: Me too!

Matt Major: Do you think PJ's down there?

Buckaroo: Maybe...

Mouse: I'll go check!

Heart Head: Be careful.

Radish: Yeah.

Mouse is seen going down the stairs as he turns on the light.

Matt Major: Found Anything little rodent?

Mouse: GUYS! PJ Berri i--

Radish: PJ Berri?!

Buckaroo: OH MY GOD!! MOUSE!!

Heart Head: PJ Berri's down there?! Mouse?! Where is PJ Berri?

Mouse is not heard from.

Matt Major: Mouse?

The light in the basement turns off.

Buckaroo: Huh?

Heart Head: What happened?

Radish: Mouse? Are you down there?

Heart Head: Imma go check.

Buckaroo: Alright.

Heart Head goes down the stairs.

Matt Major: What happened to mouse?

Radish: Don't know.

Heart Head is then not heard from after 30 seconds.

Buckaroo: Heartie! You have been there for long enough! Where are you?

Matt Major then gets a little close to the door.

Matt Major: Mouse! Heart Head! Is this some sort of joke?! Where are you guys?!

Radish: (Sigh)

Suddenly out of nowhere, Matt Major gets dragged into the basement.

Buckaroo: FUCK!!

Radish: MATT MAJOR?!

Matt Major: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Buckaroo: SUNNY FUNNY!!!

Radish: PARAPPA!!

The two run all the way upstairs.

Horrific noises are heard from the basement and the camera is smashed by an unknown force.

It quickly cuts to the kitchen and shows chairs moving.

When the camera flashes, three horrific demonic figures are seen for a few seconds before disappearing.

It then cuts to Parappa's room.

Radish is seen about to open Parappa's bedroom door but is grabbed by the last second.

Radish: AHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEE!!

He gets dragged downstairs.

Buckaroo however successfully manages to enter Sunny Funny's bedroom opening the door loudly waking her up.

Buckaroo: SUNNY!! WAKE UP!!

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo??

Buckaroo: THE DEMONS SUNNY!! THEY GOT MATT MAJOR!! WE NEED TO--

He suddenly gets dragged by an unknown force.

Buckaroo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Sunny Funny: BUCKAROO!!

Her bedroom door closes all on it's own.

Sunny Funny: OH NO!! BUCKAROO!!

She runs to open her door but is unsuccessful.

Sunny Funny: Ugh! Why won't this ope--

The door opens smacking her very hard and knocking her out.

The horrific noises from the basement continue as Parappa, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are oblivious to them.

It then cuts to the living room where AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen sleeping like the lazy idiots they are.

A demon with red eyes is seen around the corner of the camera.

While going back to Sunny Funny's room, an unknown force is seen dragging her all the way to her bed and tucking her in it.

Her bedroom door then closes all by it's self.

It then shows the kitchen where a demon with a small head, a small long arm and missing a arm is seen near a table.

It then cuts to Parappa's bedroom.

The door silently creeks open.

The light then turns on to show five creepy and horrific demons (One missing a leg, the one seen in the kitchen, one who does not even have a body and instead looks like a jelly bean with red eyes, a demon with a large body and long neck and one that physically resembles Badman Jr.) along with PJ Berri with red eyes.

Parappa then wakes up.

Parappa: Is someone there? Sunny? Buckaroo? Who's there?

The light then turns off.

Parappa: Huh, must have been someone using the bathroom...

He gets up and closes his bedroom door.

Parappa: Well, (yawn) back to sleep!

He tucks himself back in bed and goes to sleep.

The camera cuts to the front door.

Suddenly, things are seen being thrown around. (The front door opens and it closes, the table gets thrown a few blocks away, the window is seen being briefly smashed and a flower pot gets thrown at the camera causing it to break and fall on the ground)

It then cuts to the room where the basement's door is seen wide open. However, the camera is smashed but can still record for some reason.

Some white eyes are seen in the basement.

The camera then cuts to black.



CHAPTER 5: The basement

The camera cuts to the front door where it is now morning time.

AsphaltianOof and Azaz are watching TV while Azaz is drinking a cider.

Parappa then comes to the living room.

Parappa: Have you two seen Heart Head, Matt Major, Mouse, Buckaroo and Radish anywhere? I can't find them.

AsphaltianOof: What?

Azaz: What do you mean you can't find them?

Parappa: I am saying that... well...

AsphaltianOof: They're missing?

Azaz: Are you serious right now?! First PJ Berri, then Katy Kat and Paula Fox and now five more?! Where is everyone going to the bathroom?

AsphaltianOof: Oh yeah, that reminds me. Sunny put a camera in the bathroom.

Azaz: AHH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Parappa: Wait a minute... what did you just say??

AsphaltianOof: She put a camera in the bathroom.

Parappa: GROSS!! I am not going in there!

Azaz: What the fuck's going on with her mind?!

AsphaltianOof: She said that there might be ghosts or demons in the bathroom, so it might make sense.

Azaz: A LIKELY STORY!!

Parappa: Yeah!

AsphaltianOof: Speaking of her, shouldn't she be awake?

Sunny Funny is seen coming downstairs dizzy.

Azaz: THERE SHE IS!! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?! PUTTING CAMERAS IN BATHROOMS?!

Sunny Funny: Owww...

Parappa: Don't "Owww" us! Tell you why you did it!

Sunny Funny: Did what?

AsphaltianOof: Putting a camera in the bathroom?

Sunny Funny: Oh that? That is to catch the demons.

She runs off without another word.

AsphaltianOof: See? What did I tell you?

Azaz: OOOOOOO I AM NOT GOING IN THAT BATHROOM!!

Parappa: Me neither!

AsphaltianOof: Hey Az, when is Skulldozer coming?

Azaz: Around 5:30 PM.

The camera cuts to the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: Phew! Glad I got that off my mind... when will those guys stop talking about the camera in the bathroom! And boy what a horrific nightmare I had last night. Frida should be coming anytime soon.

5:30 PM...

A door knock is heard.

Sunny Funny is seen answering the door to Skulldozer and Frida.

Sunny Funny: Hi dozer! Hi Frida!

Frida: Hello Sunny!

Skulldozer: How's it *glitches* going?

Sunny Funny: Are you ok Skully?

Skulldozer: Yeah... I just got some water in my tools...

Frida: Are you sure you can bare it?

She touches him only to get a electric shock.

Frida: OUCH!!! WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?!

Skulldozer: I am made of steel metal and heavy armour. I'm a robot.

Sunny Funny: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that Frida.

Frida: Can we just come inside?

Skulldozer: Yeah! I wanna meet Asp and Az!

Sunny Funny: Sure!

The two enter inside and sit on the couch with Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Skulldozer: Hey Azaz and AsphaltianOof!

AsphaltianOof: Dozer!

Azaz: What's up my friend of a robotic creation?

Skulldozer: Nothing much. I've been searching and hunting for some villains in the forest.

Azaz: Villains? What did you find?

Skulldozer: Nothing. Probably because the whole place was swiped clean after the events of The Election!.

Frida: I wasn't here during that. Can someone explain it to me?

Skulldozer: You might not wanna hear it.

Frida: Why so?

AsphaltianOof: It is the worst events to ever occur in Pensacola.

Frida: Oh...

Zulzo then appears out of nowhere.

Zulzo: Hey guys, do you have any brains I can have? I ran out...

Azaz: Zulzo, what are you doing here?

Frida: Who is that?

AsphaltianOof: Eh it's Zulzo. He's our friend.

Skulldozer: He's been with us since September 2018.

Frida: Oh, makes sense.

Sunny Funny then comes into the room.

Sunny Funny: I'm just going to check the basement. I will be right back.

Azaz: Sure do that...

She leaves the living room.

Zulzo: So uh... any food?

AsphaltianOof: Here, have some pizza rolls.

Zulzo: Thanks!

The next scene shows Sunny entering the basement while turning on the light.

Sunny Funny: Now where did I put my screwdriver?

AsphaltianOof (voice): Hey Sunny, when you are done, can you get me a sprite?

Sunny Funny: Go get it yourself!

AsphaltianOof: Fuck you!

Sunny Funny: Now uhh...

Mumbling noises are then heard.

Sunny Funny: What was that?

She hears the source of the noise behind some boxes.

Sunny Funny: Who's there?

She puts the boxes aside and to her surprise, Buckaroo, Katy Kat, Paula Fox, Radish, Mouse, Heart Head and Matt Major are seen tied up.

Sunny Funny: WHAT THE?! WHAT ARE YOU GU--

Heart Head: The demons! The got us!

Paula Fox: They tied us up here and now they are plotting to kill us!

Radish: They possessed PJ and he is in their control.

Sunny Funny: WH-- Nevermind this! We need to get you out of here now!

Buckaroo: You can't!

Mouse: They are strong and they can follow us anywhere!

Matt Major: And look... they are right behind you...

Sunny Funny looks behind her and seven horrific figures are seen.

Demon 4: Greetings there...

Demon 6: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Katy Kat: You gotta leave!

Paula Fox: Yeah! They might kill you!

Sunny Funny: I'm not letting my friends die to some terrifying figures!

Demon 3: You are not going anywhere...

Demon 7: And look who we have!

PJ Berri comes from behind possessed.

Mouse: We told you he was possessed!

Buckaroo: I wish I had my rifle right now...

Sunny Funny: Berri! Can you hear us? We are right here!

Demon 1: You can't change him now! He's all ours! Muhahahahaha!

Demon 2: And now, it's your turn to die!

It cuts back to Skulldozer, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Zulzo and Frida watching TV.

Frida: So, Steven Universe is the stuff you guys are in to?

AsphaltianOof: I have watched it since 2014!

Azaz: Well, my pink friend convenienced me to watch the show back in September 2018.

Zulzo: It's my first time watching this.

Skulldozer: I'm just gonna go down to the basement to see how Sunny's doing.

He gets up and leaves.

Frida: Why though?

Azaz: He just has a concern for people who are his friends.

AsphaltianOof: Always like that!

It then shows Skulldozer entering down the basement.

He sees the horrific demons cornering Sunny.

Skulldozer: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??

Demon 5: Huh?

Demon 2: Get him!!

Skulldozer: AHHHHHHHHH!!

He runs upstairs and successfully manages to escape.

It cuts back to the living room.

Skulldozer then comes in panicking.

Skulldozer: INTRUUDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!

Azaz: What?!

AsphaltianOof: Where?!

Frida: And how??

Skulldozer: I SAW BLACK GHOULISH FIGURES IN THE BASEMENT!! I THINK THEY MIGHT KILL OUR PINK PEDALED FRIEND!!!

Zulzo: What?!

Azaz: We gotta get Parappa and save Sunny!

AsphaltianOof is seen running upstairs.

AsphaltianOof: PARAPPA!!!

Parappa is seen in his bedroom reading a book.

AsphaltianOof opens the door.

AsphaltianOof: PARAPPA!!

Parappa: Wha-- Asp?! What are you doing here?

AsphaltianOof: There's intruders in the house! They are in the basement and Sunny's down there!

Parappa: What?!

AsphaltianOof: GET A MOVE ON!! WE NEED TO SAVE SUNNY!!

He runs downstairs in a panic but the demons stop him.

Demon 7: Now we gotcha ya pink blockhead!

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Suddenly, Demon 4 is zap to ashes.

Demon 3: What the hell?!

They turn around to see Frida.

Frida: You messed with the wrong people...

She attempts to zap more demons.

Demon 2: FUCK!!

Demon 6: RUN DAMNIT!!

The rest of the six demons run off and Frida is grabbed by possessed PJ Berri.

PJ Berri: Muhahahahaha!

Frida: LET GO OF ME!!

AsphaltianOof: Don't worry! I'll save you!!

Parappa: What is going on?!

Azaz is seen shooting PJ Berri on his legs.

Azaz: Geez! PJ's lost his mind!

Skulldozer: Are you ok Frida?

Frida: I'm alright. Where is Sunny?

Sunny Funny: Behind you!

Skulldozer turns around to see Buckaroo, Katy Kat, Paula Fox, Heart Head, Matt Major, Mouse, Sunny Funny and Radish.

AsphaltianOof: Everybody?! Where have you been?

Buckaroo: Kidnapped in the damn basement that's what!

Heart Head: Sunny was able to free us...

Katy Kat: Where are the demons?

Azaz: Don't know...

Frida: They ran off! We need to get them out of here!

Sunny Funny: Well then come on!

Everybody splits up to find demons.

Demon 5: BOO!

Paula Fox: AHHHH!!

Demon 3: Now we got you!

Suddenly, the two demons are sawed in half as the poof into dust.

AsphaltianOof: No demons on my lawn soon!

Paula Fox: Thanks!

AsphaltianOof: No mention in it foxy!

Paula Fox: Call me Paula.

Katy Kat is seen looking around for demons with the help of Buckaroo, Heart Head, Radish and Mouse.

Demon 7 and Demon 6 are seen right behind them.

Demon 6: You ain't gonna go anywhere!

Heart Head: Ahh crap!

Katy Kat: We're doomed...

Buckaroo: Good thing I have a rifle! Take this bitches!

He shoots at the ghouls with his automatic rifle.

Demon 7: SHIT!!

They fly off in walls.

Mouse: They are trying to hide!

Radish: We can't just let them get away!

Demon 2: 🎵While the people are awaaayy, the ghosts shall plaaay!🎵 (evil laughter)

He is suddenly zapped by Frida.

Frida: No playtime for you mister ghost!

Skulldozer is seen cornered by Demon 1 and Demon 6.

Demon 1: Where are you go now huh?

Skulldozer: TAKE THIS!!

He drops a stink bomb into the corner and it explodes covering the scene with green smoke.

Demon 1 and 6 are heard coughing.

Demon 6: Ohhhh damnit!!

Skulldozer: See ya suckers!

He is suddenly grabbed by PJ Berri.

PJ Berri: No escape! Stay here and die!

His rear end is zapped by Frida.

PJ Berri: YYEEEOOOWW!!

Frida: No harassing my friends!

PJ Berri: WHY YOU--

Skulldozer runs off.

Zulzo and Azaz are seen with guns in their hands.

Zulzo: No more Mr. Nice Zombie!

Azaz: DIE YOU SONS OF--

The two start shooting at Demon 7 killing him.

Demon 6: No no no no NOOOOO!!!

Demon 1: We gotta get out of here!

The two attempt to escape but are stopped by AsphaltianOof, Parappa and Matt Major.

Matt Major: Where do you think you are going? Your not leaving after you dragged me down the stairs!

Parappa: And for causing messes in the house!

Demon 6: Oh shit...

The two go the other way but are stopped by Heart Head, Buckaroo, Sunny Funny, Frida and Mouse.

Mouse: Nope!

Heart Head: Your not leaving without a fight!

Demon 1: SCREW OFF!!

The two try to go a different route but it is blocked by Katy Kat, Paula Fox, Azaz, Skulldozer, Zulzo and Radish.

Demon 6: Oh nooo...

Radish: Oh yes!

Azaz: Now you are gonna get yours!

The screen quickly turns to black.

The next scene shows PJ Berri knocked out on the couch.

He then wakes up.

PJ Berri: Oooohhh... what happened?

Matt Major: Relax buddy! It's all over now.

Zulzo: You where possessed by demons.

PJ Berri: I was?!

Parappa: Totally.

AsphaltianOof: We got rid of them now.

Sunny Funny: Yeah, they where the ones throwing stuff around in the house and attacking people.

Frida: Luckily, they where dopes enough to be scared!

Skulldozer: Well... I guess you will be alright now.

PJ Berri: Thank God! My brain feels funny like I have been asleep for a week...

Paula Fox: Probably because the demons mind raped you.

Katy Kat: Well guys, let's get going now.

Heart Head: Yeah, I wanna get my mind off this event.

Mouse: Me too! Imma go back to Mario's house and have some C H E E S E!

Radish: I'm gonna get me some bones!

Frida: I'm gonna check on Volts to see how he's doing.

Sunny Funny: Alright! Bye everyone!

Skulldozer, Radish, Mouse, Heart Head, Katy Kat, Paula Fox, Frida, Zulzo, Matt Major, PJ Berri and Parappa: Bye!

They all leave except for Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz.

Sunny Funny: Phew, well... I guess that settles that!

Azaz: Mm hmm...

AsphaltianOof: Back to watching TV!

Buckaroo: Oh God! I can't wait for this next scene!

The screen cuts to black.

BUT WAIT! What happened to Demon 1 and Demon 6? Well... find out in the next scene!

It then shows the atmosphere of the moon.

A shipping box is seen arriving while it is constantly being pushes around.

The box breaks open while Demon 1 and Demon 6 come out gasping for air.

Demon 6: Ohhh God! We lost our friends in that house!

Demon 1: WHERE ARE WE?!

???: Hey guys...

Demon 6: Huh?

The screen goes to the right to show Rh 3.0 near a campfire.

Rh 3.0 What brings you here?

The screen abruptly fades out ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story might not have swearing in it.

It starts off with a dog house.

It closes up on it to show the name "Fido" indicating the dog's name.

Fido is seen in his dog house dreaming about meat.

While doing so, he is seen moving around in excitement and hunger.

A woman is seen bringing food in a dog bowl at the front door.

Woman: Here Fido! Here Fido!

Fido then wakes up.

Woman: Come and get it!

Fido is seen with excitement and rushes to the dog bowl.

He takes it to his dog house and is seen with drool in his mouth.

Fido then sees that the bowl is filled with vegetables mostly.

Fido: What is this?!

He picks up a carrot with his foot.

Fido: Err! Bugs Bunny food! (Makes a disgusted face)

He throws the carrot away.

Fido: There has got to be some meat in here! Or at least something I would like it eat!!

He digs through the dog bowl and to his surprise, finds dog food.

Fido: YES!! Bingo at last!

He then pours some on his hand and starts to eat it.

Suddenly, his face turns from wide happy to confused.

He sniffs on the can to find a sign.

The sign says: "DOG FOOD CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: PROTEINS, VITAMINS, POULTRY, FISH, FATS AND MINERALS. BUT SINCERELY, NO MEAT.".

Seeing this, he angrily spits everything out and crushes up the can.

Then, he starts having a tantrum on the floor.

Fido: (Cries) I want meat! Red juicy tender meat! (Cries louder)

He then breaks the fourth wall.

Fido: I'm pretty sure you folks have had a situation like this haven't you?

He continues to cry on the floor.

Fido: Meat! I want meat! Dark!

Then screen is seen turning dark for some reason.

Fido: Darker! Darker! DARK DARK MEAT!!

He then starts to hallucinate a log as meat.

Fido: I SEE MEAT!!

He then rushes to the log only to get trampled over it and fall.

He then sees a baseball bat as meat.

Fido quickly rushes to the "meat" and bites on it.

It then shows his mouth filled with wood.

He then sees a truck that says "MEAT DELIVERY" which accidentally drops a steak on the road.

Fido sees this and zips to the piece.

He then remembers how the other two where actually just his hallucinations and thinks that this might be another one of it.

Fido: (Laughs) You can't fool me! It's another one of those tricks!

Suddenly, a little yellow dog comes over and grabs the steak while leaving.

Fido sees this and then becomes confused.

He then gets angered realizing it was real meat while the little dog is seen walking over a fence.

Quickly, Fido grabs the meat with his mouth and starts pulling on it.

On the other side however, it shows a tree holding it.

The tree's bottom then breaks off hitting Fido in the face.

Screaming, he is seen with a crooked face that has been crushed by the tree.

He then breathes hard turning his face back to normal.

To his left, he sees the steak on the floor.

Fido is seen about to grab the meat but it is grabbed by a hand.

It goes to the left to show the bulldog holding the steak.

Fido: Hey! That's mine!

Bulldog: And who saw it first?!

He punches Fido in the face.

Fido is seen near a tree hit in the face but gets up.

The bulldog is seen running off with the meat.

Fido however on the other side of the fence is seen holding a mallet.

When he hits the dog in the head, it does no effect to him.

He sees this and gets shocked.

The little yellow dog however quickly grabs the meat from the bulldog's mouth and leaves without another word.

The two then see this and start chasing the little pup.

Fido trips the little dog over behind from a fence and runs off with the steak.

He however gets tripped over by the Bulldog and he takes the steak with him.

However, be cautious, he looks over from behind the fence to see nobody.

When walking off however, he gets knocked in the head by a hammer.

Fido is seen running off with the steak but is hit in the head with a trash bin lid which is what the bulldog did.

The little dog however comes by and takes the steak while silently walking off.

The Bulldog sees this and inverts Fido back to his normal state pointing at the little dog.

The two start chasing after him and start a fight cloud.

Fido and the bulldog look confused.

The two then open the dust cloud.

The dog however comes out licking his lips meaning he ate up the steak.

He burps and puts his hand on his mouth.

He continues to walk off.

The two dogs look at this.

Fido: Well... we can dream can't we?

He grabs the mallet and knocks out the Bulldog along with himself.

A cloud appear in which shows the two dreaming about meat.

It irises out on them smiling.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have swearing it.

It starts off with Jeffygeist looking at the town of Pensacola.

Jeffygeist: Finally! Away from the void! Now... Muhahahahaha! This is gonna be so much fun over here!

He is seen looking around for his first victim to kill.

Jeffygeist: Now let's see...

It then shows to his left: Sunny Funny harvesting her crops.

Jeffygeist does not see him until he looks to his left.

Jeffygeist: Ahhh yes! My first victim! A helpless little flower! Muhahahahaha!!

He then sneaks behind a bush stalking her.

Jeffygeist: (Breaks the fourth wall) Every single villain needs to know their strategy!

Sunny Funny is seen going to her house unnoticed that she is being stalked on.

Jeffygeist is seen looking through a window.

Jeffygeist: Heh heh! I'll just lure her out!

He is seen going to the front door.

He places some dirt at the welcome mat with a string attached to it while he hides behind a corner.

Jeffygeist: Flowers love dirt! (Laughs)

Quickly, he knocks on the door and hides.

Sunny Funny answers the door to see dirt on the mat.

Sunny Funny: For me?? Why they shouldn't have!

When she is about to grab the dirt, it then goes a few blocks back.

Sunny Funny: What the?

She tries to reach for it but it keeps getting pulled back.

Sunny Funny: Hmmm...

She then sees the string attached to it.

She then goes to her house and comes back with a dynamite in her hand.

Quickly, she grabs it, takes the dirt, ignites the dynamite and places it on the string as it is seen getting pulled back.

Jeffygeist: I think I got her!

When he pulls it back, he sees the dynamite.

Jeffygeist: Oh shi--

It explodes in his face.

The next scene shows Jeffygeist's face all grey.

Jeffygeist: Hmmm... serves me right... should have known better... I never knew that was a smart species of a flower...

He looks through the window to see Sunny Funny cooking breakfast.

Jeffygeist: Hmm! That gives me an idea!

He grabs a poisoned mushroom.

Jeffygeist: Good thing I always keep these in my void homeland!

He then looks through the window sinisterly while Sunny Funny leaves to use the washroom.

Jeffygeist: Now's my chance!

He then sneaks from the window and drops the mushroom into the food.

He then hides behind a table with a evil smile.

Sunny Funny then comes back ready to get the food on a plate.

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... I don't know if I'm gonna eat right now... maybe I'll just wait for midnight!

Jeffygeist hears this and his face grows wide shocked.

Sunny Funny leaves the kitchen.

Jeffygeist: OOOOOOOOO!!!!

He then grabs the food and throws it on the floor in anger.

The next scene shows Jeffygeist inside the house.

Jeffygeist: What can I do to get that no good for nothing nuisance? Hmmm...

He then sees the bathroom.

Jeffygeist: Ah ha! Perfect! I can booby trap the bathroom!

He is seen going into the bathroom and loud noises are heard.

He then comes out of the bathroom.

Jeffygeist: Perfect! Muhahahahaha!

He then hides around a corner.

AsphaltianOof is seen going into the bathroom.

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy! That McDonald's is giving me a heavy stomach ache!

Jeffygeist sees him entering the bathroom.

Jeffygeist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Locked, he is seen trying to open the door.

Jeffygeist: NOOO COME OUT OF THE--

It suddenly causes a massive explosion causing objects to fly all over the place.

Jeffygeist is seen in the next scene covered with wood.

Sunny Funny: What's going o--

She sees Jeffygeist.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp) INTRUDER!!

Jeffygeist: Why you no dirty good for nothing PIECE OF--

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHH!!

She runs off.

Jeffygeist: GET BACK HERE YOU!!

He starts chasing Sunny Funny and she hides in a closet.

Jeffygeist: NOW I GOTCHA!!

He breaks a hole into the closet and reaches his hand in it.

Sunny Funny is seen inside terrified.

She then gets an idea.

She is seen holding a tomato and puts some pink pedals on it.

Sunny pokes Jeffygeist's hand.

Jeffygeist: Ah ha!

She pokes his hand again and then gives him the tomato which he accidentally squeezes.

Jeffygeist terrified hears this and starts sweating.

Jeffygeist: (Gulp)

He pulls his hand out to see red along with some pedals.

Jeffygeist: I-(Gulp) I crushed her...

He then puts his head on the wall.

Jeffygeist: I did a bad thing... I crushed her! (Cries) I crushed her! I killed her! (Cries louder)

He is seen going distraught over Sunny's "death" as the screen fades out and goes to the next one.

It shows Jeffygeist holding some white flowers with dirt all over it.

Jeffygeist: Flowers... (sobs) rest in piece... poor little flower!

Sunny then comes out of the closet unharmed.

Sunny Funny: For me? Ohh you darling you!

She kisses Jeffygeist on the mouth which angers him.

Jeffygeist: OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Spits everywhere)

He then gets close contact with Sunny.

Jeffygeist: Flower... I came here to destroy Pensacola, and I'm not leaving until I do!

Sunny Funny: Then what are you doing in my house?!

Jeffygeist: YOU, are my first victim!

Sunny Funny: Oh... ok... SO LONG!!

She leaves while Jeffygeist is seen with a shocked face.

Jeffygeist: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!

He is seen chasing Sunny Funny outside.

She quickly hides in a hole on the ground.

Jeffygeist: COME OUT FROM THERE YOU NO GOOD FOR NOTHING--

Sunny Funny fingers comes out poking Jeffygeist in the eyes.

Jeffygeist: OUCH! That does it! I am coming in there!

He jumps into the hole.

Jeffygeist: Now I finally got you! Where are you gonna go now?

Sunny Funny however is seen outside from the hole.

Sunny Funny: Hey! Are you down there?

Jeffygeist: Yeah I am!

Sunny Funny: Ok then!

She grabs a shovel and starts covering the hole up with dirt.

She walks off humming.

However, Jeffygeist is seen right next to her covered in dirt.

Jeffygeist: You thought you outsmarted me huh?!

Sunny Funny: Oops! (Giggles)

Jeffygeist: You stupid... dirty little!

Sunny quickly zips off and hides in a tree.

Jeffygeist: Hahaha! Now I have you where I want you!

He is seen grabbing some dynamite and filling up the tree.

Jeffygeist: Imma blow that flower up to smithereens! I'm gonna murder her up!

After filling up the tree, he ignites the lines and covers his ears.

Sunny however escapes the tree and gives a dynamite to Jeffygeist.

Sunny Funny: Here! I think this belongs to you.

Jeffygeist: Oh uh, it does! Thanks!

Sunny Funny: Your welcome!

She leaves without another word.

Jeffygeist is seen waiting for the bombs to explode but then notices his stupidity.

Jeffygeist: You gotta be kidding me you mother--

Everything explodes causing him to fly.

Jeffygeist: Well... I guess I'm gonna destroy Virginia instead...

He crashes into Sunny Funny's house and interrupts Buckaroo, Heart Head, Skulldozer, AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Mouse and Zulzo's TV time.

Buckaroo: What the?!

Skulldozer: Who is this little intruder??

AsphaltianOof: Let's get him!

Others: YEAH!

Jeffygeist: Ohhh noo!

He runs off while the seven are seen chasing him and it quickly fades out.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: This story might have swearing it.

It starts off with Darth Vader reading a book called: "How to get cured from anxiety".

Palpatine then comes slapping the book out of his hand.

Palpatine: GET THE FUCK UP YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING LAZY SON OF A BITCH!!

Darth Vader: Hey! I was reading that!

Palpatine: I DON'T CARE!! Ever since our latest failure you have been doing NOTHING!

Darth Vader: Don't tell me about that! That event can't even get off of my mind right now!

Palpatine: Now hear this! I want you to go up to the roof and paint the ceiling. It's colour is getting all damn crooked!

Death Vader: Palpa, do you think I am an artist?

Palpatine: You'd be a house artist if you'd try! NOW GET!!

He gives Darth Vader white paint and pushes him.

Maguro is seen through a window looking at the two.

She reads Darth Vader's mind and now knows he is afraid of sand.

Maguro: Hmm... maybe this is the part where I can have some fun! (Giggles)

It then cuts to Darth Vader holding a ladder and placing it.

Darth Vader: Ugh! Stupid Palpatine! Always making me do the work!

He then climbs up the ladder and starts painting the ceiling.

Maguro then comes over and replaces the paint with sand.

Darth Vader: 🎵Ohhhhhh... when the little one's always working off, the big one is always being the lazy one.🎵

While trying to reach for the paint, he falls off the ladder.

Darth Vader: Gah! Damnit! What happened?

He grabs the bag not noticing he is holding sand in his hand.

Then, he feels something suspicious in his hand.

Darth Vader: Uhhh... (He starts to sweat)

He drops the brush and touches the bag with two hands.

When he looks at it, his face grows wide scared.

Darth Vader: S-S-S-S-S (Gulps) SSSSAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!

While rushing off, everything collapses and he runs off in a panic.

Darth Vader is seen behind a corner.

Darth Vader: (Gasps for breathe) Ohh that was a close one...

Maguro is seen right next to him.

Maguro: Hi there! How are you doing?

Darth Vader: I had the worst encounter ever! I was painting the ceiling and then I saw sand in my hands!

Maguro: You did? Did it look like this?

She shows him the plastic bag filled with sand she used.

Darth Vader: Well yes, that looks just lik--

He then sees it with a terrified face.

Darth Vader: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

He runs off into a closet where it shows his eyes in the dark.

Darth Vader: That was a close one!

The light turns on to show him and Maguro in the room.

She then puts the plastic bag on his face and he sees it.

Darth Vader: AHHHH!!! HELP MEEE!!!

The closet door is seen being banged on repeatedly.

Palpatine comes in with a shocked face.

Palpatine: What on God's name is going on in there??

He is seen about to open the door but is crushed by it the final second.

Darth Vader is seen running off while Maguro looks back at him laughing.

Maguro: (Laughs) Ohh boy I never had this much fun in my life!

Darth Vader is seen in a elevator for some reason where he is seen trying to gasp for air.

Darth Vader: It will never find me in here!

Maguro is seen from a hole in the ceiling and drops the sand on the ground.

Darth Vader: Huh?

He looks down to see sand.

Darth Vader: AHHHHHHH!!

He is seen trying to open the elevator doors.

Darth Vader: LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!

The doors eventually open and he jumps on Palpatine screaming.

Darth Vader: THERE IS A MONSTER IN THE ELEVATOR!! SAAANNNDDD!!

Palpatine: DAMNIT DARTH VADER, how many times must I tell you, IT IS JUST SOME YELLOW SUBSTANCE!!

Darth Vader: Substance of evil and doom!

Palpatine: Oh for Pete's sake! Get back to painting the damn ceiling like I told you!

Darth Vader: Oh yeah, I forgot about that completely...

He then grabs the ladder, paint bucket and paint brush and walks off.

Palpatine: (Breaks the fourth wall) How scared can you even get?

It then shows Darth Vader painting the ceiling.

Maguro is seen near the ladder humming.

She places two bags of sand and pushes the ladder causing Darth Vader to fall on the ground.

She runs off and Darth Vader sees the sand.

Darth Vader: NOOOOO!!! IT'S HAUNTING ME!!

He runs off but is stopped by the ladder which he bumps into.

Darth Vader: SAAAND!! HELP ME!! IT'S GONNA KILL ME!! HELLLPPPP!!

Maguro is seen looking at Darth Vader laughing.

Darth Vader: OHHHHHHH DEAR!!

Palpatine: What the fuck are you doing on the floor crying about?!

Darth Vader: SAND!!

Palpatine: OH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

He sees two bags of sand on the floor.

Palpatine: (Facepalm) Gah!

He quickly grabs the bags and walks off without another word.

Darth Vader then gets up and fixes the ladder.

Darth Vader: The pain! I can't handle with this!

He gets up the ladder but trips due to his laziness.

Darth Vader: Fuck!

He gets up banging his head with his hands.

An hour passes by...

Palpatine: You finally got that ceiling fixed?

Darth Vader: Yep...

Palpatine: Good! Now, umm... (scratches his head)

Darth Vader: What?

Palpatine: Try filling up the sinks with water or something. We are running low!

Darth Vader: Ok!

He goes to the bathroom with a bucket filled with water.

Darth Vader: Hold on... I'll be right back.

While he leaves, Maguro is seen replacing the water with a crap out of sand.

She then leaves while Darth Vader is seen coming back to the bathroom.

Darth Vader: Well... guess I need to get this in the sink.

He is seen pouring the sand in unnoticed.

Maguro is seen looking from a corner.

Maguro: (Breaks the fourth wall) Soon after a hour or so, the two will be seeing sand all over their Death Star! (Laughs)

She silently walks off.

Darth Vader: Goodness! I never knew water would make crumbling noises...

Soon after he is done, he leaves the bathroom with the bucket in his hands.

One hour later...

Palpatine is seen reading a book called "How to rule the world in a hundred different ways!".

Darth Vader is seen reading his book "How to get cured from anxiety".

A earthquake noise is heard.

Palpatine: What the hell was that noise?

Darth Vader: Dunno...

Palpatine: I think it came from the bathroom... I'll go check...

He looks into the bathroom and is shocked to see sand.

Palpatine: WHAT THE FUCK?! VADEEERRR!

Darth Vader comes quickly.

Darth Vader: What is i--

He sees the sand.

Darth Vader: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The sand explodes causing it to spread everywhere.

The next scene shows a hill of sand with Palpatine and Darth Vader coming out.

Darth Vader: IT'S GOT ME!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! HELP!!! HELP MEEEE!!

Palpatine starts beating up Darth Vader in anger while Maguro looks at the two laughing.

Maguro: (Breaks the fourth wall) And that is kids, why you should never join the dark side! (Laughs)

It irises out on her.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

NOTICE: The story might be a little small.

It starts off with Chef Pee Pee cooking up food.

Chef Pee Pee: Ahh, what a day... well, I gotta use the bathroom! I will be right back later!

He leaves the kitchen to use the bathroom.

To the left, red ants are seen looking at the food.

To the right however, black ants are seen looking at the food as well.

The two packs go to get food but only to be stopped by each other.

Red Ant 3: Oh come on! We saw this food first!

Black Ant 4: No! Finders keepers!

The two start fighting over for the food.

Black Ant 1: Fine! If you want to do this the hard way! Let's see how much food we can collect. The side who gets the most keeps the kitchen to themselves and the other side leaves the house and finds a new home!

Red Ant 5: Oh yeah! It's a deal then!

Black Ant 2: Fine!

The two sides are seen going around the house scrounging around for food.

Chef Pee Pee is seen coming back into the kitchen.

The ants notice him and hide to their shelters fast.

Chef Pee Pee: Alright, guess I gotta get some vegetables now!

He is seen going to the fridge and opens it to look inside.

Chef Pee Pee: Hmmm...

The ants are seen looking at him.

They are then seen sneaking from behind his feet and go into the cabins.

While inside, they are heard fighting.

Chef Pee Pee overhears this.

Chef Pee Pee: What's going on in there??

He goes to check to find nothing at all.

Chef Pee Pee: Huh... must have been nothing...

He leaves the cabins and goes back to check the fridge for vegetables.

While doing so, the ants sneak off and are seen grabbing some fruits from the kitchen table.

They go back to their shelters safe and sound.

An hour passes by and Chef Pee Pee finally leaves the kitchen.

The ants see this.

Red Ant 2: Guys! Come on! The man's finally gone now!

Black Ant 4: Come on fellas! All clear!

The two sides rampaging for food constantly in a military-like way.

Massive gun fire is heard through out the scenery.

Three ants on one side are seen grabbing some apples, bananas and one getting a extra T H I C C watermelon.

The black ants however are seen grabbing a huge hot dog.

One of the ants quickly gets out of the shelter and gun fire is heard.

The ant however is unharmed and comes back with some mustard.

Black Ant: Forgot the mustard!

They go to the shelter to safe up their food while the fight is heard continuing.

Mouse is seen through his hole while the war is still ongoing.

Mouse: (Sigh) How will I ever get my food like this?! They always have to do this on the weekends!

While the gun fire is heard, some red ants are seen going inside a cake and then come back with pieces of it.

This war is heard ongoing until a light turns on.

The ants suddenly notice this.

Black Ant 2: Uh oh!

Black Ant 6: HIDE FAST!!

The group zips back to their shelter fast.

Red Ant 4: Get going!

The other group also gets back to their shelter safe and sound.

Mario: Ohhh man am I thirsty...

He is seen getting himself a glass of water.

Mouse sees this and grabs some cheese from the fridge and goes back to his hole.

Mouse: Finally! Some food at last!

Mario: Well, I am gonna go back to sleep now... it is getting very late.

He leaves the kitchen.

The ants see this.

Red Ant 2: Alright, continue it.

The fight continues as numerous ants are seen getting food back to their shelter.

Black Ant 7: Those dirty sons of bitches will not stop us!

Red Ant 6: Guys! We need to stand up for our selves! We shall not lose this fight and we will continue!

Red Ants: YEAH!

The fight gets worser by the second.

Some red ants are seen making a huge sandwich with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, pickles and onions.

However, when the onion arrives, a sign is heard coming from the shelter saying "HOLD THE ONIONS".

The ants throw away the onions, prepare the sandwich and head back to the shelter.

As the war goes on and on, the light turns on again.

This time, Chef Pee Pee is seen drying and washing the dishes off.

The next morning...

With an empty kitchen because Mouse wiped it out stealthily when Chef Pee Pee was not looking, the ants have no more food to find.

The two groups however see a large cake in the middle.

Quickly, they rush to the cake and the next scene shows them trying to pull it.

Red Ant General: PULL!!

Black Ant General: PULL!!

Red Ant General: PULL MAGOTS PULL!

Black Ant General: PULL HARDER DAMNIT!

Red Ant General: PULL!!

Black Ant General: Now Wait just a second... we are not getting anywhere like this. We lost everything else by fighting. I think we can deal with this with a more peaceful manner...

Red Ant General: Hmm, I think you are right. Let's go sign up a peace conference!

Both: Yeah!

The next scene shows ants gathered up together.

Red Ant General: And so gentlemen, it is decided that the cake will be divided evenly.

Everybody is heard cheering.

Red Ant General: So, we divide it this way.

He is seen making a line on the cake.

Red Ant General: This half for you.

He is seen making a suspicious mark on the cake.

Red Ant General: And this half, for us!

Black Ant General: Ohhhhh no ya don't! We divide it this way.

He changes the line up a little bit.

Red Ant General: I beg to divide would be this way!

He changes it back to how it originally was.

Black Ant General: Oh no your not! We divide it this way.

Red Ant General: No, I say we divide it this way!

Black Ant General: No, this way!

Red Ant General. This way!

Black Ant General: This way!

Red Ant General: This way!

Both: This, this! This! This! THIS!!

The ant packs are seen fighting again.

Mouse is seen looking through his mouse hole with such a tired expression hearing the loud noises.

He then gets angered.

Mouse: QQUIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!

The ants shocked hear this and run off back to their shelters.

Mouse is seen relaxed and goes back to his hole.

It then irises out on his hole ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story

And as a part of a bonus feature...



SYPNOSIS - Its another day at school, but someone has broken into the school and wont leave until he gets what he wants! Its up to the class to try to survive the attack!

(It starts with Mario and Jeffy at the living room)

Mario: Alright Jeffy, school is about to begin soon! So I need you to get ready and I should drive you to school!

Jeffy: Okay Daddy! Oh one more thing daddy!

Mario: What is it Jeffy?

Jeffy: I dont think I can go to school today!

Mario: Why not?

Jeffy: Because, I feel like something bad is gonna happen and im scared!

Mario: Jeffy you are going to school! So lets go!

Jeffy: Aw. Okay daddy :(

(Mario then drives Jeffy to school)

Mario: Alright Jeffy! Now get to school!

Jeffy: Okay daddy! Bye!

Mario: Bye Jeffy! Have a good day!

(Jeffy exits the car, Mario drives away)

(It then switches to the classroom)

Jackie Chu: Hello class! Welcome to your first day of class! 2019! Today, we are learning about our country! United States of America! First off lets start with Minnesota. Minnesota is where CuldeeFell13 live-

(While Jackie Chu is talking, Junior talks to his friends)

Junior: 2019 already!

Cody: Yeah!

Joseph: Time does pass dude!

Junior: You guys wanna know something cool I found in the park!

Cody: What did you find?

Joseph: Yeah dude? What is it?

Junior: Okay! (Junior then brings out a Sealed Jar of Black Ink)

Joseph: What is that?

Cody: I think its a jar of ink. An artist must have dropped it or something!

Junior: I found it burried in the sand! It looks valuble!

Cody: Maybe we can sell it on ebay and get millions!

Joseph: Yeah! I can buy a new mom!

Cody: I can buy expensive clothes for Ken!

Junior: I can reopen Toys R Us!

Cody: Wait. I though toys r us was coming back with a new name!

Junior: Oh yeah!

Jackie Chu: Okay class! That was all the states now its time for Show and Tell! Who wants to show first!

Junior: I got this Jar of ink!

Jackie Chu: Dear god! Junior be careful with that!

Junior: Wait what?

(Jackie Chu then grabs the Jar)

Jackie Chu: Where did you find this?

Junior: In the park. Whats wrong with it?

Jackie Chu: This Jar holds a dangerous monster in it! They call it, The Ink Demon!

Junior: DEAR GOD!

Jackie Chu: Im keeping this here! No one thouch this! Alright! Whos next!

(It then switches to outside the school where a Shadowy Figure is seen)

???: Alright! Acording to the Radar, the Jar should be here!

(Suddenly a voice is heard from a walkie talkie. The voice is comfirmed to be Badman's)

Badman: Twelve! You there?

???: Yes boss! I'm here at the school where the Ink Jar should be located!

Badman: Alright! I need that Jar to take over pensecola and possibly the world!

???: I know boss! With that Jar, you'll be unstoppable!

Badman: Correct! You better not fail me Twelve! I brought you into this world, I can take you out!

???: Dont worry boss! That Jar will be mi- I mean yours!

Badman: Hmmm. Alright! Good luck Twelve! *hangs up*

???: Alright! Lets go!

(??? then runs into the school)

(It then switches back to the school)

Patrick: So i brought this cereal! It is very sugary! My mommy says not to eat sugar! But i dont listen to her because I hate my mommy! I like eating sugar because it makes me CWAZY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jackie Chu: Um. Yeah! So whos next?

(Suddenly Principal Steineck's voice is heard from the speakerphone)

Stienbeck: Attention Students! We are currently going into Lockdown because someone has broken into the school! Please remain calm and lock all doors. Thank you for listening! See ya later!

(Steinbeck then hangs up)

(Everyone then runs around screaming)

Jackie Chu: Everyone calm down! Everyone just be quiet! We can get through this! I'll go to the hallway and fight him. I may have slant eyes, but I can pack a punch! See you all later!

(Jackie Chu then exits the room)

Bully Bill: Well. We are all gonna die!

Junior: Jackie Chu will live! He is a karate master, he can beat the guy!

(It then switches to the hallway where ??? bumps into Jackie Chu)

Jackie Chu: So! You think you can just come in here and scare my students!

???: I came here for the Ink Jar! I know its here!

Jackie Chu: Well you are not getting it! HIYA!

(Jackie Chu charges at ???. But ??? gets the upper hand punches Jackie in the face. Jackie Chu then kicks ??? in the no no place.)

???: AGH!

Jackie Chu: You done yet!

???: HAHAHA! YOU ARE PATHETIC LITTLE ASIAN! TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!

Jackie Chu: Come at me bro!

(??? once again gets the upper hand and knocks out Jackie Chu and throws him in the closet and locks it)

???: Nighty Night!

(??? then looks around the school looking for the Ink Jar)

Junior: Aw man! What are we gonna do!

Jeffy: I dont know. But I need to use the bathroom! (Jeffy then looks at the audience) Remember kids! If your reading this! Never exit the classroom when there is a lockdown! But i'm stupid! So yeah!

(Jeffy then exits the classroom)

Jeffy: Time to use the bathroom!

(??? then sees Jeffy)

Jeffy: Uh oh!

???: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!

Jeffy: *screams*

(Jeffy then tries to run, but ??? knocks him out. He then throws him in the closet with Jackie Chu)

???: Now to check the radar. So see where is the damn jar!

(??? then checks the radar. It says it is in the classroom)

???: The classroom! Why haven't I checked there? Oh well!

(??? then heads towards the classroom)

Junior: Guys! Hes coming in the classroom!

Toadette: What do we do!

Patrick: This is so CWAZY!

Toad: We're all gonna die!

Junior: Were not gonna die! Lets all hide under the desks so we can protect our selves incase he has a gun or something!

Toad: Sounds like a good idea!

Cody: Good thinking Junior!

Bully Bill: Okay Junior! I hate you, but you are right!

(Everyone then hides under their desks. ??? then enters the room. He sees the others)

???: Oh look! Little kids! Maybe you young ones know where the Jar is?

(??? then sees the Jar on Jackie Chu's desk)

???: Nevermind! I found it!

(??? then heads towards the Jar)

Cody: Hes heading towards the Jar!

Joseph: What do we do dude?

Junior: I'll stop him!

(Junior then runs at ???)

???: Huh?

(Junior then punches ??? in the face)

???: AGH! YOU LITTLE SH@T!

(??? then beats Junior up)

Junior: AGGH!

???: TAKE THIS!

(Bully Bill then sees this)

Bully Bill: WHAT!? NO ONE BEATS JUNIOR BUT ME!!!

(Bully Bill then rushes at ???)

???: What the?

(Bully Bill then beats up ???)

???: AHHHHH

Bully Bill: Run Junior! Take the jar and call the police!

(Junior then runs with the jar)

(??? then grabs Bully Bill and throws him out the window)

Bully Bill: GAHHH!!!! *splat*

???: IM GETTING THAT JAR NO MATTER WHAT!

(??? then chases after Junior)

Junior: GOTTA RUN!

???: Get over here!

(Junior then pulls the fire alarm)

(The sprinklers then activate blinding ???)

???: AGH!!!

(Junior then runs into a dead end)

Junior: Oh no!

???: Your so DEAD KID!

Junior: ... NO!

(Junior then turns on the lights revealing the ??? figure)

Junior: What the?

(The figure is revealed to look like CuldeeFell13 but he has white clothes and the logo on his shirt is inverted)

Junior: CuldeeFell13?

CuldeeFell12: My name is Twelve! CuldeeFell12! I was cloned by my creator, and I need that Jar!

Junior: Why do you need the Jar?

CuldeeFell12: So Badman can take over! Now give it to me!

Junior: Badman?!

(Suddenly sirens are heard outside)

CuldeeFell12: Oh no! Give me the Jar kid!

Junior: Never!

(Junior then spits in CuldeeFell12's eye)

CuldeeFell12: AGH!

(The police then barge in)

Police 1: FREEZE BUCKOS!

Junior: Officers! He is trying to steal this Jar!

Police 2: Well you did good for keeping it away from him! Now hes getting arrested!

CuldeeFell12: I failed! <:(

(Suddenly Badman barges in)

Badman: Surprise!

Police 1: WHAT THE-

(Badman then shoots at the police men)

Police 2: AGH!

(The police then sheild themselves. Junior then escapes through the vents)

Badman: NO!

(Badman tries to get into the vents but he is too big)

Badman: NO!!!

CuldeeFell12: He got away!

Badman: I KNOW THAT TWELVE! UGH! I CANT BELIEVE YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!

CuldeeFell12: I'm sorry! I tried boss-

(Badman then strikes CuldeeFell12 with his gun)

CuldeeFell12: AGH!

Badman: You let the kid get away with the Jar! You should know better then to fail!

CuldeeFell12: Im sorry boss!

Badman: You know what, we dont need that stupid Jar anyway! I got big plans! Lets go Twelve!

CuldeeFell12: Okay!

(Badman and CuldeeFell12 then escape with a helicopter)

THE END

Trivia

 * This is the first collection to use a CuldeeFell13 story as a bonus feature.