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Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: Episode 1: Fired From a Asshole

We see the Murder Squad over a blueprint

Murder Man: Ok you see this on the blue print we go to a cargo ship and we sneak in ransack the contents force the people on the ship to have their necks snapped and we sell them and we get rich very quick also do any one have snacks

Ice Man: Um Murder Man

Murder Man: Yes please speak

Ice Man was about to speak but Murder Man Cut Him Off

Murder Man: Oh wait a minute I don’t take advice from cold people so sorry douchbag but better luck next time in the unemployment line if you keep this up and for snacks–

Firestar: Um there nothing on the blueprint

Murder Man: Oh yes there is see here you must be blind!

Firestar: I am not!

The 2 get in a argument

Ice Man: I CAN’T READ OH WAIT MY SIGHT TERRIBLE!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Sunny and others watching Avengers Infinity War

Buckaroo: I can’t wait for the next to play

Thor stabs Thanos in the stomach with Stormbreaker. Suddenly, Sunny turns off the TV.

Buckaroo: Hey! The movie isn’t over yet!

Sunny: To me, it is! The Avengers beat Thanos at that point.

Buckaroo: You can say that about every god damn movie and that doesn’t mean we just shut it off cause of that we shut it off due to it being boring,stupid,retarded,and just uninteresting and so sorry

Sunny: SHUT UP!

Buckaroo: Also what happen to the T Virus

Sunny: It happen after this

Buckaroo: That doesn’t make sense!

Sunny: You do know I hav–

Buckaroo: And do you know I have a shotgun to your face now right

Meanwhile

Frida: Kill the messager they say it would tie up all loose ends they say but thanks to them my show off the air!

Mugger: FREEZE Give all your mon–

The Mugger gets beat up

Meanwhile

Murder Man: Ok let go

The group goes And Firestar stay behind

Firestar: Sheesh What is up with him

A few minutes later

Guard 1: Ah I love being a guard and my retirement is just seconds awa–

Ice Man Freeze Him And shatters Him

Murder Man: Thanks for killing him me thank you me now let go continue don’t slack Ice Man And you Spider

The 4 walk over to the guards and attack them before Spider Man walks to them

Spider Man: Got the door to open

Murder Man: Thanks If it wasn’t for me we wouldn’t be here

Spider Man: Oh eat a dick

Murder Man: Ok Spider clean up the septic tanks without your suit bare handed

Spider Man: (Fuck You!)

Murder Man: Alrighty Firecrap Your Up!

Firestar: (I really hate him) Got it

Firestar whom is at the base is hacking into the computers and unlocks one of the door

Firestar: Ok I getting thirsty should I leave or know What considering him I think it time for his own medicine

Firestar leaves

Jimmy the Crow is seen flying around Pensacola.

Jimmy: Boy! I hope I find some food around here!

Jimmy spots Murder Man’s hideout.

Jimmy: Hopefully, there’s some in there!

Jimmy flies in through the window and looks around the computer room.

Jimmy: I don’t see food here.

Jimmy notices the computer.

Jimmy, What is this?

Jimmy heads to the computer and notices Murder Man and Mega Maid are outside the vault door.

Murder Man: Fuckstar Your need to open the door

Jimmy: Seems like he need a lesson time to do my best random shit!

Jimmy press random buttons which squish them,burn them,beat them up,sprays acid,and so on and so forth

Murder Man: No the other button Fireass!

Ice Man: I’m in pain!

Spider Man: Same

???: Activation Self Destrution have been activated have a nice day and…

Murder Man: Hold off the enemies while I escape and leave you to die!

Murder Man runs off

Ice Man: He:s a asshole

The 4 Get off of the ship

Murder Man: I said never mind let get to our base

Meanwhile

RH: My Eyes Just commuted suicide can I please stop

The Creator: NEVER! Do it or I will erase your friends

RH: My Soul left my body!

Meanwhile

Firestar enters the room

Firestar: Ok what the he ruined the mission but eh the bird did put the Leader asshole in his place so just to give him to leave

Firestar shoots a fireball the qrow and he leaves in a instant

Firestar: And now to leave and let Murder Man calm down

Firestar leaves the building and before she runs away Murder Man Punch her to the ground

Murder Man: WHAT! THE! HELL! Firestar you ruined the mission and cause the ship to blow up causing me not to open the goddamn doors!

Firestar: (Stuttering And bit of her voice breaking) It wasn’t me I went outside and a qrow messed up the mission

Murder Man: Oh you slacked off and ruined the mission wow your literally less than useless!

Ice Man: Hey lay off our plan probably gonna fail anyways

Murder Man: With me on board it be impossible but somehow the little cunt here did just that!

Ice Man: Know What maybe just maybe the plan would succeed if you weren’t such a arrogant asshole leader!

Murder Man: That’s it your fired pack your bags and go to the sun and die!

Ice Man: You Do Know That I can’t go to the sun right

Murder Man: Not when I around!

Murder Man sroyuken Ice Man into the sky

Firestar: H-h-h-o-o—w-w-w d-a-a-a-a-r-e YOU!

Murder Man: His Grave was met when he messed with me. And that be the same if you continue thi-

Firestar: YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT TO ICE MAN GOD DAMN IT YOU CAN’T JUST BE A ASSHOLE AND GET AWAY WITH I’M TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT FROM TOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I QUIT SO I CAN BE FUCKING HAPPY GO KILL YOURSELF FOR ALL I CARE!

Firestar explodes with rage before ceasing and she storms off

Murder Man: Eh her loss also Spider Man there a septic tank that need your help

Spider Man: Sigh... Got it.

Murder Man: We don’t need her I will just get a friend of mine even if he not really needed

???: Hi can we talked later I in a pickle

Police: OPEN UP!

???: Yeah so just leave a message if I survive

The call ends

Murder Man: Oh well let just go asleep while I just sit here and be mean some more to get a boner you didn’t hear the last part right

Spider Man: MY hand stuck!

Murder Man: Hopefully none have heard that now to bitch and moan on YouTube

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Frida Taken the Mugger cloths,Money,masks,wallet,a bit of his blood,and so on

Frida: That Why muggers don’t mess with me

???: No cuz we don’t want to take your ass seeing what you have done!

Frida: Oh pipe down and take some of that pipe

Episode 2: Closing Time

January 12th, 2019. San Mateo, California.

A car is seen pulling up in the parking lot at the Sony Interactive Entertainment headquarters. An anthropomorphic dog wearing a blue shirt, dark blue jeans and wearing an orange hat is seen getting out of the car.

PaRappa: (Sounds Depress) Another Day I guess let Try to sleepwalk through this day

Parappa enters the building and enters the Mascot Room and sees other PlayStation mascots such as Spyro the Dragon, Knack, Nathan Drake, Jak, Daxter, Ratchet and Clark.

Knack: Hi Pap

Spyro: Parappa?

Parappa: (Still Depress) I ok

Voice: Everybody except the flat bland asshat! Come to boss room

A hour later

Voice: Ok the asshat come to the room

Parappa walks to the boss room and see the mascots looking at him like he is a dead man and enter the room with CEO, John Kodera.

Parappa:(Still Depress) What?

John: Well Your fired! Your anime did horrible

Parappa: Yeah I admit that was terrible I barely even rapped in it...

John: And your third installment hasn’t come out

Parappa: Understandable

John: Not to mention you didn’t have another game for two decades

Parappa: Ok I going

John: Stay

Parappa: Why?

John: You didn’t recover after August 19 not even a bit You got basically have depression so you done

Parappa: Got It I going goodbye (My life over time to kill myself)

Parappa leaves the building

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Later

At a restaurant called “Cluckin’ Bell”, Parappa is seen eating some chicken nuggets at a table. At the same table is an anthropomorphic dog wearing a red shirt and blue jeans and a sentient human sized teddy bear.

Matt: So wait, you got fired?!

Parappa: Yes I did

Matt: Yeah this is ridiculous first PJ has Diabetes

PJ Berri stops eating for a second

PJ: What?

Matt: Than I get Sue for raping a girl which I did not! And you get fired come on world do you have any thing more to screw us over

Parappa phone rings

Matt: And I just jinxed you sorry man

Parappa: It ok it all really started with August 19

Parappa answers the phone

???: You didn’t pay us off I just burnt your house next be your friends if you don’t pay off our drugs

Parappa: Look I only get paid at the en–

They hang up

Parappa: Shit...

Part 3

Parappa: Guys book a hotel our house got burned down

Matt: Now That must be it

Later once again

At a run down hotel called “SLEEP EAZY MOTEL”, Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri are inside of a hotel room. Parappa is watching TV, Matt is reading a magazine and PJ Berri is eating popcorn.

Matt: First, you lost your job and now we got our house burned down!

Parappa: Anything Else world?

Parappa accidentally falls of his bed, knocking off his hat in the process. When he gets up, Matt and PJ Berri scream in horror, but Parappa’s head isn’t shown.

Matt: Wait PJ your looking at his–

PJ: Spotted the mistake sorry ahem

Parappa: Not a word and excuse me I going to find me a belt!

Matt: Berri? Where did you get that popcorn?

PJ Berri: I don’t even know how.

Parappa: Hopefully, we’ll find a new place to live at!

Parappa changes the channel and it shows a commercial.

Parappa: What the?

Announcer: Did you just got kicked out of your house and barely have any money

Parappa: Yes?

Announcer: Than come to Pensacola where every day we have our buildings up in smoke,our houses rob,explosions,vandalism is our export,and our stock market is shit! Please come to Pensacola we need some income

Parappa: Ok people pack our bags we leaving

Matt: I have a feeling I should get Life Insurance

We cut to the next day with luggage in Parappa car

Spyro: Hey Pa–

Parappa: CRAP THE FUZZ IS ON TO US!

Parappa slams the gas pedal and goes off

A few hours later

Parappa stops the car at an inspection booth. Parappa notices the sign saying “Drug Inspection”.

Parappa: Oh NO!

Matt: Parappa we’re doomed

Parappa pulls out a book titled how to smuggle in drugs

Guard: Got any drugs?

Parappa: AAAHHHHHH!!!

Parappa floors the gas pedal and speeds off. As the car drives off, Weed pour out of the trunk.

Guard: Mr. Gaben! It happened again!

Matt: Parappa why do you take weed

Parappa: It relive me of having to think of suicidal thoughts

Matt: That explains why you called me shitting King to the other day

Parappa: Also don’t you take cocaine

The car goes deadly quiet

Later.

Parappa stops the car on top of a mountain and notices a sign. After getting out, Parappa looks at the sign which reads, “Welcome to Pensacola! Please don’t be a villain we have enough of those”.

Parappa: This is the place

PJ: Yeah wonder how it is

We see that police sirens goes off Robbers stealing,buildings blowing up, and multiple car accidents are currently happening

Matt: I wonder if it too late to turn around

Later.

Inside of a large house, Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri enter with boxes.

Matt: I going out and getting myself life insurance

Parappa: Why?

Matt: Cause this city gonna Kill me

Parappa: No you being over dramatic!

PJ Berri: Guys I’m Hungry

Matt And Parappa: SHUT UP!

The police bangs on their door

Parappa: Let’s go out to eat so we don’t get arrested

Suddenly the Shoulder Devil Appears

Shoulder Devil: Or we can kill the officer and burry his body in the backyard

Parappa: (No! Where’s the Angel Shoulder)

Shoulder Devil: You forgotten already she died on August 19

Parappa (Depress): (Oh right...)

Matt: Ok let head there and quick

At Sportsters, Sunny Funny, Meggy, Tari, Katy Kat, Paula Fox, Buckaroo and Radish are at the table, talking.

Katy: Soooo... Any plans

Paula: Founded put that it is Rabbit Season And Paula gonna talk is the third person Paula gonna Kill Boko

Sunny: I gonna see SML Wiki The Movie later today

Tari: You Do Know That Movie was bashed by Critics and Movie goers

Sunny (Crying): SHUT UP JUST SHUP UP!

Meggy: This became Awkward

Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri enter the building and heads to the booth.

PJ Berri: Yes, I will have a quad patty, with a sprinkling of Himalayan salt, smoked paprika, and micro greens.

Bartender: Ok! One quad patty coming right-

PJ Berri: Hold on. I'm not finished with my order. I would like my patties be-cheesed, but not just any cheese will do. Have you any aged gouda? And yes, it is pronounced "how-uda," not "goo-da." Also 60 Sprites,Honey dipping Sauce on the side,Suger encase Sandpaper,Jack Black Hat,And a decomposing hand!

Bartender: ... Ok?

Parappa: I’ll just order a steak.

Matt: Same!

After getting their orders, Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri head to a table and begin eating.

Parappa: This place looks really shity!

Matt: I know! I think we must have stuck one of the worst places to eat!

PJ Berri is seen pours bags after bags of French fries into his mouth.

PJ Berri: And the food is acid in my mouth as well!

rashyRashy834 enters.

TrashyRashy834: (to Sunny) I remember you! You were the one who beaten me up!

Sunny (Still Crying): SHUT UP I HAVING A QUARTER LIFE CRISIS!

TrashyRashy834: Well Backstabber!

Trashy shoots Buckaroo in the head killing him

Sunny (Still Crying): WHY YOU DID THAT

Trashy: Easy he a backstabbing villain who need to be kill like you!

Trashy shoots Sunny on the chest multiple times

Meggy: Ok the situation got back to awkward

Parappa: He’s annoying well time for him to take this shot

A shot hits Trashy in the arm and he soon vomits blood and runs away

Meggy: Tari What was that?

Tari: THC903 A deadly venom which kills people within a hour

Sunny (Once Again Crying): THANKS WHAT YOUR NAME CAUSE WE NOW FRIENDS

Parappa: Sorry I only friends with Mentally stable people

A table gets thrown at him

Parappa: Ok so we friends now (Is this what they call Stockholm Syndrome cause if so I terrify)

Meanwhile

??? Opens the door gets insinside and quickly shuts the door

Murder Man: Hello Cousin or Murder Man X the lackluster person to his serperior robot cousin

Mega Maid: Insert Dialog

Spider Man: Ok What now

Murder Man: Compliment me

Spider Man: Can I clean the septic tanks instead

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Guard: So yeah found him

???: Yes finally Parappa is in our sights

Episode 3: 99 Ways to get Fired

Ice Man is seen entering an alleyway.

Ice Man: Firestar has got to be here somewhere.

Ice Man looks throughout the alley, but with no luck.

Ice Man: Come on! She has to be around here!

Ice Man suddenly notices some flames on top of a building.

Ice Man: That’s got to be her.

Ice Man flies to the top of the building and sees Firestar, throwing fireballs everywhere in fury.

Ice Man: Hi, Firestar!

Firestar: Hey, Ice Man...

Ice Man: So, how have you been doing ever since you got fired?

Firestar: Well I got fired from a few jobs I tired to get and failed to get money on a heist

Ice Man: Wait Heist

Firestar: Well…

We enter a flashback in a bank

Firestar: What the safe combination!

Clerk: Would it be fore your checking account

Firestar: FUCK YOU!

Firestar blows up and we cut to the present

Ice Man: And That it’s Also I founded a place that we can get a job

Firestar: Where?

Ice Man: Dick Burger

Firestar: Ok... eh let do that

The two go off

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Sunny Funny is at her house, reading a magazine until she hears a knock on her door. When Sunny answers, it is Parappa in a mask

Parappa: GIVE ME Your MONEY!

Parappa gets smack taking off his mask

Sunny: Welcome to Sunny Funny home where ever since Bevis and Butthead died in a suicidal bombing attempt on Greece and Buckaroo croak in Sportster it is like a ghost town or Lawbreakers player base

Parappa: Ok also how you survive getting shot in the chest fifty times!

Sunny: Follow me where I shall explain

The two head to a hallway to see pictures of Sunny family

Parappa: Ok explain

Sunny: Simple a offer to gain immortality

Parappa: Ok time to take the weed cause this is gonna be crazy story and that saying a lot

Sunny: Ok I made a deal with a wizard

Parappa: Bang off start

Sunny: In which I gave my father soul,retrieve and gave him my mother soul,and gave half of my brother soul cause I’m nice

Parappa: Nice more like a criminal mind Episode in the making

Sunny: Don’t underestimate me

Parappa: I’m not underestimating you I just saying you flew the coop and your sanity have kick the bucket

Sunny: Now I have some mercy and if you don’t want to be serve as a entree I suggest that you will have to listen

Parappa (panicking): To What?

Sunny: A 24 hour essay on why I absolutely love dirt

Parappa: Kill me

Sunny: Not now cunto ahem page 1

At Burger Shot, Firestar and Ice Man are seen in cashier uniforms working at the restaurant. However, both of them are having trouble since Ice Man is tending to demanding customers while Firestar keeps burning everything she cooks.

Fatass: Hi putridass I want 70 8’s

Ice Man: Don’t you think your going overboard (Wait I Could Kill Him with the overload of it and the medics or doctors will pass it off as a heart attack if I play my cards right) never mind I get right to it Fatass

Fatass: My Name is Joe Smith

Ice Man: Ha That Name will be forgotten Fat Ass

Fatass: Aren’t you Ice Man

Ice Man (quietly): Yes...

Fatass: Wait I thought you have something to fall back on when you got fired from Asshole Man

Ice Man: I was arrested for Sexal Assult even though I didn’t do that by 5 girls and I didn’t complete high school so... this was one of two jobs I could get while Firestar could get more jobs just her temper got the best of her

Fatass: I would make fun of you now but I might listen to that story to make more up and get a few ammo for Firestar downfall

Ice Man: Fine But this is how she told me it

We cut to a building not inside but outside (Yes I’m Cheap)

Business Executive: Ok I would’ve hire you but it says here you have terrible character writing

Firestar: WHAT?!

Business Executive: I SA–

Firestar: NO! I meant who put that on there

We cut to Tari at the arcade

Tari: Why do I feel like I being watch and it’s not filming day oh well

We cut back to the same shot

Firestar: SCREW YOU!

We hear a door bein slam and ruble falling

Ice Man: More or less that what I think happen

Fatass: Ok I got few insults now Frozen Heart Jackass

Ice Man: Firestar I be surprise (not really considering the clichè) that you have a worse predicament right now

Back at Firestar, she keeps burning foods as customers start to complain.

Customer 1: HEY! YOU BURNED MY MILKSHAKE!

Customer 3: MY FRIES!

Customer 4: YOU GAVE ME A FRIED BOOT!

A customer throws a burnt soda at Firestar, causing her to get angry.

Customer 7: I have Idea throw shit at her!

All of the rest: YEAH!

Back at Ice Man

Ice Man: Done now

Fatass: Just

Fatass rush in the kitchen

Brooklyn Guy: HEY IDIOT THE CUSTOMER NOT YOU DUMBASS COME BACK HERE

Fatass grab some of the fries from the fryer and threw hot grease at Ice Man causing smoke or more precisely mist or so

Ice Man: THAT IT!

Ice Man impales Fatass throw a ice spike and kept putting more and more ice spikes that impale him

Brooklyn Guy: Oh time to save the day

Brooklyn Guy tries to get in his police uniform and having difficulty

Brooklyn Guy: FREEZE! Wait this doesn’t feel rig–

Ice Man freeze him and we zoom out to see he put the uniform upside down

Firestar: Please Just fucking calm down

Customer 2: GET THAT FAGGOT!

Firestar: You know what SCREW THIS!

Firestar burns her outfit and turns the customer to ash and the twtwo villains rampage through the place

30 Minutes later…

The Place explodes

Firestar: That didn’t turn out well

Ice Man: It did not so what now

Firstar: No clue

Suddenly Police Sirens are heard and the two rush away and see

Murder Man, Mega Maid and Spider Man chasing after Nancy and DBT Guy, who have stolen a jar of black ink.

Ice Man: So, Firestar? Perhaps, we should surprise them?

Firestar: Yes!

The two go off screen a seconds later reappears on screen with ash all over them

Murder Man (Offscreen): Sorry But we don’t allow backstabbers be in the chase I know a firework factory where you could kill yourself there

Ice Man: Know What fuck this

Firestar: Yeah Any other jobs we could get

Ice Man: One maybe two if I could flub well enough

Firestar: Ok let go!

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Sunny: And That Why I love dirt finally after having to shove nine poison spikes up your ass you didn’t fall asleep

Parappa: Yeah

Sunny: Now I gonna sleep

Sunny falls to the ground unconscious

Parappa: Time to get what I came here for hehe hehe (looks at the fourth wall) and no I not gonna rape her just stealing her money and maybe destroy a few things but mostly steal her money ok Sheesh...

Episode 4: Worst of the Worst (In quality)

We at the Krusty Karb witwith Firestar at the drive thru

Mr.Krabs: Either A You Do this or B. Get fired and I steal all your money sooner

Firestar: Got (Hopefully it won’t end like the past attempts)

We cut to painting/pictures of Firestar and Ice Man outcome of their jobs with one having them at a office with Ice Man shooting out Ice Staples And Firestar burning them using paper to trap them,,another is a gas station with Firestar shooting fire randomly and Ice Man running away,another one with a burning car with a person in the back prettified, And are in a TV studio destroying the set

Firestar: (But the animated movie gig was ok didn’t do well but compare to rest was decent) Got it

Mr.Krabs: But Just in case don’t! Fuck! UP!

Mr.Krabs leave and a car drives up and reveals to be Fatass

Firestar: Oh hi...

Fatass: What just like that no questions on how I survived

Firestar: Considering That this place is like a black hole in a question mark inside a enigma inside a Please and thank you so I learn to mostly not to question people being revived

Fatass: Oh but I like you dead on a silver platter

Firestar: I just quitting

Firestar leaves and go to Mr.Krabs Who he and Spongebob are beating up Bloody Squidward with a mallet

Firestar: Mr.Krabs

Seconds pass by and Mr.Krabs doesn’t:t react to that

Firestar: MR.KRABS I QUIT!

Mr.Krabs: Good thing I took you money beforehand also you Icy friend here quit twenty minutes ago in the first part of this episode

Firestar: Ugh See you later

Mr.Krabs: And taking that helmet also

Mr.Krabs takes a helmet from her

Firestar: No my photoshopped helmet now drowning oh wait Kaboom

We cut to above the sea to see a nuke sized explosion and seconds later we see Firestar going back Pensacola and seeing Ice Man

Ice Man: Firestar I going to run this by quickly quickly I going to recruit a team

Firestar: Yes Go get the team while I try to get some money cause Mr.Asshole stole it from me

Ice Man: Wait Murder Man took your money huh that not much a surprise

Ice Man goes off

Firestar: Now What am I going to do for a few hours I know destroy EA!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Meanwhile.

At Area 51, some guards are seen patrolling the halls.

Guard 1: Keep watch, everyone! Make sure there are no intruders in this area!

Some guards head to a corridor. However, Murder Man and Murder Man X grab them, and pull them out of view as fighting sounds are heard. Murder Man and Murder Man X then exit the corridor with guns.

Murder Man: Do we really need him he a piece of trash like the rest of the population

Murder Man X: Ugh Yes now can do this we been here for 12 hours with you just inflating your hubris

Murder Man: It not arrogance if you can prove it and I can prove it

Murder Man X: You won’t even get the chance if this continues and the mission at hand!

Murder Man is shown with the bucket

Murder Man: While you blabbering about mission I got this Sheesh cousin pull your own weight once

Murder Man X: You got to be... Alright let’s go transporter

The three disappears

Guard 5 (Offscreen): Oh no Ink Brute oh well it’s the unemployment line for me

Later

The three appears in the house and we see a deform Ink Brute

Murder Man X: You open the bucket inside the transporter

Murder Man: Yes But even with his ink gone he still fodder cannon compare to my power and intelligence

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Murder Man X: This is why I rarely visit you

We cut to a empty poorly lighted room

Firestar: So Who you got Ice Man!

Ice Man: Firestar remember that to not be to excited I don’t want the team wiped out imendaly got it so roll call

The lights go up to reveal...

Ice Man: Top Hat...

We see a literally top hat on the ground

Ice Man: The Electrical Bill...

We see a piece of paper on the ground

Ice Man: LEGO Condiments Man

A photoshop LEGO mini figure is shown

Ice Man: And The Pussy

Robotic Cat: Meow meow Meow!

Caption: I’m a boy you do realize that right

Firestar (Nonchanletly): You built up my hopes and dashed it spectacularly Bravo

Ice Man: Cause Of our amazement

Firestar: Ok One. We have two inanimate objects on our team god damn it with no use at all Two. You got the worst villain in Batman out of the joker,two face,killer croc,Harley guinn,Clayface,Pouson Ivy,And or Penguin! Three. Why out of all of these you pick these people fouth. The cat is a boy

Robotic Cat: Meow

Caption: Thank You

The hat floats before tapping

Firestar: What he’s doing

Ice Man: No clue also even villains have lives with Badman in the volcano,Masked Menace is visiting planets,and Wild Card is playing the 7th Annual Fortnite Tournament So these were the best I could find alright

Firestar: NO!

Firestar throws fire at the LEGO figure and also burns the bill

Ice Man: Ugh well I gonna get a few candles seriously what the hat doing

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow.

Caption: Morse Code?

Firestar: Wait maybe it’s brail or the bumps thing and that sounded stupid

Ice Man: It did But I think it Morse code but I have no idea how to read Morse code

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow Meow

Caption: Good thing I was added the ability to read Morse code and it saying Fuck You Firestar

Firestar: Know What Screw this.

Firestar burns the top hat

Firestar: Ok Miles

Miles suddenly appear

Miles: Do have a wish I been stuck as your slave for 3 years straight and than you forgot about me!

Robotic Cat: Meow

Caption: Well at least I not the space this time and also I admit I starting to like their style

Firestar: Miles give us Villains

Miles: Yes a step closer to my escape!

Miles snap his fingers and Onion Cream And Cop 5 (with a one up) appear

Onion Cream: Ok my lotion is gonna be in shops by Wednesda– What the?!

Cop 5: Where my drugs

A one up go to a dead body reviving a person

Fireman: You revived me and Thanks I shall follow you no matter what you plans are for good or evil

Firestar: Nice now we gonna steal the first bank of Pensacola Money ok let’s go

Meanwhile

We see Murder Man behind a blackboard with sayings on it like “I’m The absolute best”,”Compliment me every minute,and “Don’t forget I’m a god”

Murder Man: After that long lesson for our newcomer

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Spider Man: Um Mega Maid

Mega Maid: Supportive Dialogue

Murder Man X (Quietly): I should have killed him and not visit him

Murder Man: I heard that and you be electrocuted while listening to a documentary on why I the greatest thing that humanity will ever get but the plan is to steal Intel

Spider Man: (Wait We have Intel)

Murder Man: And Money from the first bank of Pensacola and without two pile of craps called freezer guy and Ire Sun we been absolutely fine and go off without a hitch now let’s go and show those hoes and also when we get back you have 5 pages of why Murder Man is the greatest leader ever

The 5 leave

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Tari: I wonder how the rest are doing

We cut to another dimension

Cody: Joseph Your wrong

Joseph: Shut Up just need to kill Waluigi than we done

We cut to our show

Tari: Eh isn’t it shit I going to miss Sushi Pack Series Premire!

Episode 5: Face to Fist

At a large bank, a business Man is seen entering the bank.

Man: So, how much are these diamonds worth?

Clerk: About $150000 dollars each. And $1000 just to look it Why?

Man: Cause Wait What was the last part

The person is kick out of the bank and his hand is destroyed to reveal Murder Man

Murder Man: Well at least I didn’t have to pretend any longer that I was on their puny level but everybody the plan is a go

Spider Man: What plan you just say we were robbing this bank

Murder Man: Don’t you remember the recent lesson

Spider Man: All you talked about was how great you are

Murder Man: Cause it god damn true in fact I was downplaying my power!

Spider Man: Ugh so look like I have to come up with a plan

Murder Man (Nonchalant): If you do I will blast your head off and buried it in the desert along with my cousin soon to be destroyed body

Spider Man: Fine don’t get your bolts stuck Sheesh.

Murder Man: But you gonna have to watch Realty TV for just saying that

Spider Man: Fuck Off!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Meanwhile.

Parappa and Sunny are on the couch, watching TV.

Sunny: So What did you do at Sony

Parappa: You were there weren’t you

Sunny: I was visiting for each game development still I wasn’t there beside that what did you do at Sony

Parappa: Sure If you would stop threatening me!

We see Sunny with a gun

Sunny: Wha-wha-What you talking I wouldn’t why would you ask that tha-That was a stupid question

Parappa: Ok look dirt

Sunny: WHERE?!

Parappa brings out a phone and calls

Parappa: Come on pick up pick up.

??? (A old voice): Yes who’s there

Parappa: It’s me Parappa

???: Parappa I haven’t heard that name in awhile where are you

Parappa: 1294 Rainbow Road is where my new house is but I at gunpoint in a mutantated Flower House it 6467 Logan Street in Pensacola

??? (Gets more serious): I be there in 15 minutes try to stay calm and make the flower also calm and to not expect anything

Parappa: Got It

Parappa hangs up

Sunny: Ok found anything but dirt now tell me do you bleed

Parappa: No I mean have you check your friends belongings

Sunny: Ok but I having you come with me so you won’t escape

Parappa: Got It (This feels like a horror movie ok well more of Taken or any hostage action movie but still)

Meanwhile.

Murder Man X climbs onto a building’s roof. He spots the bank in the distance and speaks into a phone.

Murder Man X: Murder Man! I’m on the roof!

Murder Man: Ok Like we practice

Murder Man X: Throw the sleeping ga–

Murder Man: NO! It’s to Compliment me! You big pile of waste not even the worst bottom of barrel

Murder Man X hangs up

Murder Man X: Screw him.

Murder Man X lights the sleeping gas bomb and throws it at the bank. The bomb falls into a vent chute and it activates, spreading gas inside of the bank.

Clerk 2: What’s that smell-

Everyone in the bank pass out.

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Murder Man: Thank you myself for being so awesome to get that compliment look the people are acting what they are compare to me just stepping ground

Murder Man, Ink Brute and Spider Man rush into the bank with baseball bats. They smash all of the glass containers, grab the diamonds and stuff them into bags.

Mega Maid: Information about how we fucked

Murder Man: Now I got what is rightfully mine let go cunts

Spider Man: (He have some nerve!)

Murder Man, Spider Man and Ink Brute get onto motorbikes and drive off.

Brooklyn Guy: Don’t let them escape!

The police chase after the three as they ride throughout the city.

Mega Maid: Informative text that your gonna be trapped

Ink Brute: Gibberish

The three turn left and drive into the sewer entrance.

Simmons: They’ve gone into the sewers!

Brooklyn Guy: Everyone, this way!

The police drive off. Inside, Murder Man and the others are driving through the sewers while swerving to avoid walls and grates.

The three drive out of the sewers and continue to drive through the river dam as the police chase after them. Murder Man X then enters with a truck and begins to crash it into the cop cars, knocking them away.

Brooklyn Guy: DON’T LET THEM GET AWAY!

Murder Man X hits Brooklyn Guy’s car, causing him and Simmons to drive away and plummet into the sewers.

Brooklyn Guy: NOOO!!!!

Murder Man: Sorry low class trash!

A few minutes later.

Murder Man and the others are driving back to Murder Man’s base.

Murder Man: We’re almost done, guys! Soon, we will be rich-

Suddenly, a blast hits the road, causing a puddle of ice to form.

Murder Man X: WHAT THE-

The truck slips on the ice and crashes into a tree.

Murder Man: Alright who did that shall get their requiem blown up!

Suddenly, the bags of diamonds vanish one by one into thin air.

Murder Man: THAT IT WHO THINK THAT THEY SHOULD MESS WITH THE GODDAMN MURDER MAN WILL BE SORRY!

We see Miles the Genie without the lamp

Miles: Yes thanks Cop 5 for my escape

Cop 5: True!

Firestar: Also, before we leave, I would like to settle scores with Murder Man.

Ice Man: Same!

Miles: Ok. This is going to be great!

Firestar’s team heads to Murder Man’s area.

Murder Man: Oh look who begging for forgiveness but MM don’t forgive he kills

Firestar: No. You have escape Karma for too long and you be brought down to your respected place

Murder Man: Really Than we see People who are worse than me who are working with said awesomeness that is me and attack them!

All of the teams fight each other. Murder Man and Firestar also begin fighting.

Firestar: This is for being a asshole

Murder Man: You dare to fight me and question me!

Meanwhile, Spider Man is shooting web at Miles, but he keeps vaporizing them.

Spider Man: WHAT THE F***?!?!

Miles blasts Spider Man and turns him into a frog.

Spider Man: Oh no! I’m a freak! You change me back!

Miles: Ok!

Miles blasts Spider Man again and turns him into an actual spider.

Spider Man: Look, I may be based off a spider, but. HALF OF ME IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MAN!

Meanwhile, Murder Man and Firestar continue fighting just as Murder Man X enters the scene.

Murder Man X: I’ll help you

Murder Man X rips off his own arm cannon.

Murder Man: X: AAAGGHHH!!! Here

Firestar: That was strange..

Firestar then smacks Murder Man with the arm, knocking him to the ground. Firestar pushes a button causing an electric prong to pop out of the arm.

Firestar: Time to pay!

Firestar whacks Murder Man with the arm with each strike electrocuting him.

Murder Man: And

Murder Man sweeps Firestar on floor knock the cannon away

Murder Man: Any last words

Firestar: Yes. I just did this cause I envy you you you are too powerful and too sigh smart compared to me your awesome encarnet

Murder Man: Go on Go On

Firestar: But Your too foolish to realize that your too late

Murder Man: WHA–

Firestar knock Murder Man and slash at him at blitzing speeds

Firestar: AHHHH!!

Meanwhile, Ink Brute and Mega Maid are fighting Cop 5, Onion Cream and Fireman.

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Ink Brute throws a car at Onion Cream, but he blows it up with the power of refusion.

Onion Cream: You just made a big mistake.

Onion Cream grabs Ink Brute by the neck and stares into his eyes.

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Ink Brute collapses to the ground in a catatonic state.

Fireman: What did you do to him?

Onion Cream: I used the refusion stare.

Fireman: So your Medusa

Onion Cream: Yes And Mickey Mouse is a drug dealer NO!

Cop 5 eventually shoots Mega Maid several times until she collapses.

Mega Maid: Dialog upon my loss

Back on the roof, Firestar is still slashing at Murder Man until a few seconds later

Firestar: I know that this hard to swallow but your no god your no person who ascended us your just a person who want to think that he more than he is a joke just a punchline a person that is worthless to battle but just to have the fire power go to him let me tell you you aren’t going Continue this charade!

Firestar throws a huge fireball on Murder Man encovering him

Firestar: Ok let go get a base

Ice Man: But Where?

Firestar: Considering you got the team I will surprise you

Onion Cream: It’s your mother basement

Firestar Light Onion Cream On Fire

Firestar and the others break into Dr. Finkleshitz’ lab, enter a teleporting machine and are teleported into the Death Star.

Firestar: Ok, we’re here!

Darth Vader appears.

Darth Vader: Sand? Sand sand sand sand sand?

Firestar: I formed a new team of villains and we decided to take this base for ourselves! Can you help us?

Darth Vader: Sand, Sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand!

Firestar: Ok! Here’s the plan!

After the plan has been explained.

Darth Vader: Sand! Sand sand sand!

Darth Vader pulls out a phone and answers it.

Palpatine: What do you want, Vader?! I’m trying to watch Kardashians!

Darth Vader: Sand, sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand!

Palpatine: Fine! I’ll head there!

Darth Vader hangs up.

Darth Vader: Sand! Sand!

Firestar: Good! Now do your part!

Darth Vader: Sand!

Darth Vader runs off and runs into the cafeteria.

Darth Vader: Sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand sand.

Darth Vader begins eating several cheeseburgers. During this, Ice Man emerges from a vent and lays down a path of cheeseburgers leading all the way to the airlock. Meanwhile, Firestar heads to a nearby elevator, enters it and it shuts.

Back in the cafeteria, Darth Vader notices the trail of burgers.

Darth Vader: Sand! Sand!

Darth Vader follows the trail of burgers until he ends up entering the airlock.

Darth Vader: Sand. Sand sand sand sand?

Suddenly, The Robotic Cat pushes the button causing Darth Vader to get sucked into space.

Darth Vader: SAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!! Sand! Sand sand sand

Meanwhile, Palpatine is riding an escalator passing several stormtroopers.

Stormtrooper 1: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 2: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 3: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 4: My lord!

Palpatine: (sigh) Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 5: My lord!

Palpatine: Go f*** yourself.

Stormtrooper 6: My lord!

Palpatine: Go f*** yourself!

Stormtrooper 7: My lord!

Palpatine: GO F*** YOURSELF!

Stormtrooper 7: Aww.

Palpatine gets to the top of the escalator and opens the elevator. However, when it opens, Firestar is revealed to be inside.

Palpatine: WHAT THE-

Firestar shoots fire at Palpatine, knocking him to the ground. Palpatine tries to defend himself with force lightning, only for Firestar to grab him and throw him down a reactor shaft. Palpatine ends up stuck in space next to Darth Vader.

Darth Vader: Sand?

Firestar: The Death Star is now The Fire Star!

Firestar laughs evilly as the screen cuts to black.

Meanwhile.

At Murder Man’s hideout, Murder Man X is getting his arm reattached. Mega Maid is also getting repaired and Spider Man is restored to normal. Ink Brute is lying on a bed, still in a catatonic state.

Ink Brute: Gibberish

In his office, Murder Man is throwing things around in a rage.

Murder Man: SHE THINKS SHE COULD FIGHT AGAINST ME SHE KNOWS I’M A FUCKING GOD SHE JUST A GODAMN FUCKSTAR

Spider Man enters the office.

Spider Man: Hey, Murder Man-

Murder Man: SHUT THE HELL UP DUMBASS!

Murder Man throw a desk and hits the button causing security footage to turn on.

Spider Man: Isn’t that the day when Firestar And Ice Man was fired

Murder Man: And the day when they became a enemy to the Murder Man Religion

Spider Man: Your a egotistic asshole

Spider Man see the footage and see that Jimmy was cause of it

Murder Man: Your not going on my good side

Spider Man: S-s-h-h-e was innocent...

Murder Man: No she not she slacked off she nothing better than a useless son of a bi–

Spider Man: Know What Screw you you getting on my last nerve so excuse me I taking a break

Murder Man: Than Why don’t I fire you

Spider Man: Cause we are just fragments and pieces. We are controlling the game don’t even know our own faces when it let up we all will pay

Murder Man: Sounds like you chopped words from a song mixed it in sandpaper than dashed it with poison you dumbass who should die in hell!

Spider Man: Well Screw YOU!

Murder Man: Sorry But I just do that to worthy people which is no one

Spider Man: Cause Your A ASSHOLE!

Spider Man leaves

Murder Man: Screw Him time to watch Tv where the remote FIRESTAR!!

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Sunny: I can’t find it!

Parappa: It here somewhere (Note to self question my life decisions that cause me to be here)

Episode 6: The Search for nothing

Part 1

Parappa: Look Check the kitchen cabinets

Sunny: If I don’t find dirt than

Knocking is heard

Sunny: I get it

Sunny opens the door

Master Onion: Hi sunny can I come in

Parappa: Help!

Sunny gets a photoshop gun and aims it at Parappa

Sunny: You won’t escape!

Master Onion: (Gets serious) How bout we see that

Master Onion shoot at Sunny offscreen

Parappa: Come on Master Onion Win!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Murder Man having flashback

Person: On Wednesday the finale to Dragon Ball Super will be shown

Reporter: It be a climatic conclusion to the series

We see a phone

Spider Man: Murder Man I need some milk

Murder Man: Ugh...

The scene cuts back to reality.

Murder Man X: Hey check this out

The box gets destroyed

Murder Man: NO! I don’t know where the remote is and Firestar was the last to use it and I need to watch the TV tonight!

Spider Man: Seriously you FIRED her for something she didn’t do

Murder Man: First Off she committed suicide by quitting second off I don’t care

Spider Man: She defeated us yesterday!

Murder Man: Spider Man I understand you don’t want to be a virgin still you have to face realty and see that she was curbstomped by me

Murder Man X: Your frickin egotistical!

Murder Man: It’s not a ego if you can prove it

Spider Man: And you can’t!

Murder Man: Hey spider die!

We cut to something else

At the Fire Star, the camera cuts to the control room where Robotic Cat and Miles the Genie are observing a button.

Miles: So, what do you think the button does?

Robotic Cat: Meow

Caption: I want to see

Miles: Maybe we should probably leave it alone-

The Robotic Cat pushes the button.

Miles: STOP-

The Fire Star shoots a large laser at Earth and it blows up a Burger Shot.

Shrek: NO! THE DICK BURGER!

Murder Man and the others have witnessed this.

Spider Man: Where did that laser come from?

Murder Man spots the Fire Star in the sky

Murder Man: My Face isn’t on it 0/10

Spider Man: Let Go to it

Murder Man: I agree so I can get the remote

A minute later

Ice Man: Miles! Please report to Firestar’s throne room!

Murder Man: I following him!

Firestar: Miles! Did you and the Robotic Cat push the button to the Fire Star’s super laser?!

Miles: Well, the Robotic Cat started it!

Firestar: Ok. You may leave, but don’t push it anymore!

Miles: Got it!

Miles exits the room. Murder Man enters

Firestar: Let me guess you trying to get me back NO! I won’t rejoin you but It’s too late for that, old friend, I have founded my own team of villains and got a new base. Do you know what it was like for me before I joined your team?! I had nobody! Everybody left after the “accident”! The only reason I joined your team was so I could find some people who understand me! But you? I didn’t care about the crimes! I did fine! I had a good life ever since, but what I only needed the most was my leader. And you fired me. And I will NEVER forgive you for that.

Murder Man: No I want to see if you know where the remote was

Firestar: What Kidding me I poured my heart in and never mind Have you check the coach cushions

Murder Man: I checked that nothing but 10 dollars

Firestar: There was my extra money maybe I left it in my bag at the base

Murder Man: Thanks

Firestar: Also can’t believe yesterday we battle it out and beaten you to a pulp

Murder Man: WOW your egotistical cause I WON

Firestar: Get him out of here

We cut outside of the building

Murder Man: No No No Take this you below me!

Murder Man is launched to the ground

Spider Man: So how did it go

Murder Man: She said it was in her bag

Spider Man: And you been defeated

Murder Man: No I just gave them a break and launch myself outside

Spider Man: You in denial

Murder Man: That It fuck you!

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Sunny is launched to the side

Master Onion: Let’s go

Parappa: Finally

The two leave

Episode 7: War World Lost Darth Vader (Humming Along with the Harry Potter theme): Sand Sand Sand Sand Sand Sand Sand Sand Sand Sand

Palatine: Die!

Palatine shoots lightning at the sith and hurting him

Meanwhile

Crash: Time for my daily call

We cut to Sunny home in tatters

Crash: Sunny are you home

Sunny: Yes

Crash: Once Again luckily I was able to get my position back from I. M. Meen

Sunny: This happen every week

Crash: Still nice that your 12 or the plan wouldn’t work cause after a case like that no way he’s coming back

Sunny: Crash I have a dagger in my back

Crash: Also for the laws I just approve like Article 13

Sunny: Son Of a bitch

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Crash: And have pass the Avengers inattentive

A shadow go over Crash

Crash: Ok a Solar Eclipse nothing special

Sunny: Help me!

Crash hangs up

Crash: Oh Wait it the sun looking like it gonna implode Well time to eat my drugs

At the Firestar

Firestar: Ok time for what I deserve fire on will

Miles: Got your command let do this Pussy!

Robotic Cat: Meow (Note to self: Kill you with a axe slowly and painfully)

The laser charge up and blast

Hunter: Time to bail!

Crash: Can you feel the sunshine

Hunter: Not this again this is like what the 3rd time this week

Crash: I can taste rainbows

Hunter: Screw this

Hunter grabs Crash and they escape just in time and the building explodes

Another Laser hits Dick Burger

Shrek: DICK BURGER! I STILL WANT MY ITALIAN SAUSAGE! AND DICK BALLS

Boko: How many innuendos will there be

Boko head get shot off

We’re at Sportster with Parappa, Sunny, Katy, Paula, PJ Berri and Matt are at a table talking.

Parappa: The city horrible

Matt: Last week or so we been told that the city was brain dead than possible by a dead Sega console!

Paula: I know in fact the only reason I stay here was due to muring a entire Yoshi tribe

Sunny: And for me I just here since I was too lazy to move

Parappa: Ok I have some errands to do

Paula: I won’t let you reveal anything

Paula take out a photoshop gun

Matt: Also no one is in here

PJ Berri: And That has reason to go out of here

Paula: Fine...

The group leaves and Bugs Bunny house is blown up

Sunny: I hope Boko dead in the explosion

Parappa: You know your never mind it pointless at this point

Sunny: Yeah luckily I have a thing to get

Parappa: HOW?!

Sunny: Well....

A few days ago

We cut outside of a lab once again cheap

Sunny: Where’s my Book Of The Dead Along with the movies!

Sunny break open the safe and see something

Sunny: Ok wait does this do does it give me my thing Let See Well time to test it Ink Brute

We cut to Murder Man

Murder Man: Ok check her purse beside finding a few dollars which have to get a few Dragon Ball movies and a dvd for a season there nothing Well time to visit the FireBitch again and time to kill her

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Ink Brute rush after Murder Man

Murder Man: Try to beat me up you should know that I’m absolutely untouchable!

Back to Sunny not really

Sunny: Failed look a teleporter!

Sunny (Present): There you go!

Parappa: At this point nothing surprises me

Parappa teleports away

Parappa is in the Firestar

Parappa: Ok let go

Parappa goes through a room and seen looking damaged

Parappa: One Word. OW!

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow Meow Meow (Take That But do what you need to do I just despise you)

Sunny: Hi

Parappa: How are you Fine

Sunny: I don’t know I just enter here from space

Parappa: Follow me...

The two enters the throne Room

Sunny: No one here and this is silver?

Firestar enters the room and the two hide behind the throne

Firestar: Ok Look person I am supposing talking to Once Murder Man give me something positive with nothing condescending in it I stop

Sunny: Why is this silver?

Parappa: No idea let just leave

Sunny: Got It the two knock over some magazines getting Firestar attention

Firestar: DON’T READ THEM!

Firestar Shoot fireballs At them and they get into another room

Miles: STOP!

Robotic Cat: Meow (What did I mi-)

Parappa throw the cat to overload button and throw Miles on suction thing and it blow up

Firestar: God damn it

Miles: Look we didn’t do thi-

Firestar: I know

Miles: You Do?

Firestar (Nonchalant): I do but you are behind so I give you one final chance to get the person killed or brought to me or else

Miles: Or else what?

Robotic Cat: MEOW! MEOW! (No! It’s a trap!)

Firestar (Still Nonchalant): And If you don’t Well Miles I have a Void Gun which will keep you trap in a void for the rest of time with no escape

Miles: NO!

Firestar (STILL NONCHALANT): And Robotic Cat I need parts for a machine and you have the pieces for but it will take a few things it including your life

Robotic Cat: MEOW! (NO!)

Firestar: So ready

Miles and Robotic Cat: Meow (Yes)/Yes!

Firestar: Nice

Sunny and Parappa Crash onto Earth

Parappa: My everything...

Sunny: We took care of the laser due to me

Tari: Nice

Meggy: But couldn’t they make another laser

Sunny: Um Parappa answer

Paula: Actually before I was PLA-1137 I know a person who was in experiments called Bitchy Asshole Or was it Hillbilly Cliffon Or... Karen Crabby Or I know it was Slut Bitch it was that

Parappa: Ok but where

Paula: Last time See was saw was in New York City 469 Creeper Street

Parappa: Well I know it a stretch but New York is better than this place let go with the Teleporter

Sunny: LET’S! Or I will read my 24 hour speech on dir-

Parappa Get All On the teleporter And Punch in New York City (Almost Literally) And the Are gone

Meanwhile

Ice Man: So Firestar What are gonna do tonight

Firestar: Quiet at the rate this is going we gonna lose everyone and the team will collapse

Ice Man: Ok so a bounty

Firestar: Not trying that but let do this

Firestar speaks into the intercom

Firestar: Attention, all teammates! I’m sending you to track down Parappa! He is this dog wearing jeans, a blue shirt and and orange hat. If you see him, bring him to me. I want him alive... or heavily injured almost about to die so I can deal in the final blow either way works

Ice Man: Ok than let do this

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Crash: How many Butterflies from the other side does it take to

Hunter: You said that 80 times ugh I hope you come down so I can punch you

Episode 8: Crossfire

New York City. March 24th, 2019.

At the Towns Square, Parappa and the others appear via teleportation.

Parappa: Ok! We’re here!

Matt: Now we can track down Angela! So did anyone know where creeper Street is

Silence is heard after the question was ask

Parappa: So no phones

Sunny: What a phone

Parappa facepalms

Parappa: How you so threating yet so dumb at the same time

Sunny brings out a photoshop knife

Sunny: Say That Again And your entrails will be dangling on the Empire State Building And you head Be in a cornfield

Parappa: I r-r-r-r-e-e-e-s-s-t-t-t m-m-m-m-m-y-y-y c-c-a-a-a-s-s-s-e-e-e

Matt: Ok everyone else

PJ Berri: Ate Mine

Paula: Was in my PLA-1137 or something suit and when it was destroyed the phone was also in the same fate as said suit

Matt: Parappa

Parappa: Sunny destroyed it so I wouldn’t have a way to get help

Matt: Not to be a jerk or anything than how you called Mister Onion

Parappa: Took Tari phone before going to Sunny house

Matt: Why were you at Tari’s

Parappa: Stealing her stuff

Matt: Of course And Katy

Katy: Found Out That I have Feline Leukemia and threw my phone into water from rage

Matt: Oh wait you have

Katy: Well it be more of had but it was just a month ago

Matt: Ok for myself I didn’t bring it cause PJ Berri ate mine so do anyone have a map

Silence

Matt: Ugh seriously!! OK! Do anyone at all have any idea of traversing this area

Silence once again

Matt: GODDAMN IT

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Matt: IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

Parappa: Done

Matt: Yes

Parappa: Let split up!

Matt: No this is still a

We zoom out to see everyone gone

Matt: Seriously you gotta be shitting me

We cut to PJ Berri at a bakery eating everything

Owner: You know you have to pay about 200 thousand dollars for that

PJ Berri: I don’t care

Owner: And it closing pay up or else

PJ Berri: Sorry But I don’t give a damn

Owner: I warned you

We cut outside of the Bakery with noises finishing off a with a blood curtailing scream

In the Empire State Building, Parappa and Sunny are inside of an office.

Sunny: Hopefully, these records will state where Angela is.

Shoulder Devil appears

Shoulder Devil: Alright Kill her there a gun near you

Parappa: Ok than let do this

At the Fire Star, Miles, Robotic Cat, Cop 5, Fireman and Ice Man are in Firestar’s throne room while Firestar is on her throne.

Firestar: Ok, everyone! I need you to hunt down this dog here!

Firestar shows a wanted picture of Parappa with his crimes under it for Drugs and assault

Firestar: If you see him, I want you to bring him to me alive or almost dead either one! Got that?

Miles: Yes!

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow!(I would say no but I want to survive)

Firestar: Good! Now, go find him!

Miles, Robotic Cat, Ice Man, Cop 5 and Fireman leave the station via ships.

Back at New York.

The Man with No Name is seen boarding a train.

Kid: Come back, Shane!

The Man with No Name pulls out a gun and shoots the kid, killing him.

The Man with No Name: My name’s not Shane, kid!

The train floats into the sky and blasts off into hyperspace

Katy: That was great until the end cause before that the action,characters,Comedy,Writing,Actors,And Overarching Story were perfect,awesome,great,good,nice,flawless, And Radical And If you say radical unironically than you know how good it is or was Than they mess it up

Paula: I Mostly Agree

Matt is seen looking around Central Park.

Matt: I’m so fucking lost right now!

Meanwhile.

At Finkleshitz’ lab, Ice Man and the others enter.

Ice Man: Ok, everyone! We got to see if that dog and the others are nearby.

Miles: I think they may have taken that teleporter there!

Ice Man: Ok!

Ice Man tries to turn on the teleporter, but it doesn’t work.

Ice Man: Darn it! It’s out of juice!

Miles: Looks like we will have to go to where they are! I sense through my magic that they are in New York City!

Ice Man: Nice! Anyways, I wish that we were in New York!

Miles grants the wish and everyone is teleported to New York.

Meanwhile.

Parappa: Hey, everyone! I finally found the address!

Matt: How did you find it without any phones and how did we get here anyways!

Parappa: I found RH notes for this episode and for the second one lazy writing

Matt: Fair enough

Sunny: Alright people let’s a go!

Parappa: That was obvious dumbass

Sunny bring up a photoshop gun

Sunny: Yes Retard!

Parappa: Nothing!

Sunny: That What I thought you said

Parappa and the others eventually find 469 Creeper Street. However, the house is in great disrepair and abandoned.

Katy: She really lives there?

Parappa: That’s odd. It looks like no one has lived there in seven years!

Parappa breaks down the door and he and the others enter.

Sunny: SWEET JESUS GOD! IT’S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY!

Parappa: THE HECK?!?

Paula: WHO WOULD LIVE HERE?!?

PJ Berri is seen eating moldy pizza from under the oven.

Matt: Sunny give me the gun

Sunny: Why?

Matt: Tell me do you want the retarded Bear to live

Sunny: Fine

Parappa: Um everybody split up to Find Angela

Matt: No that would be a bad ide-

Everybody else splits up

Matt: Fucking Kidding me!

Meanwhile.

Fireman and Cop 5 are wandering the streets of New York.

Cop 5: Did you find him yet?

Fireman: No.

Cop 5: Well, keep looking!

Fireman: Stop bugging me or me axe will bug you!

Meanwhile

Miles and Robotic Cat are on top of an Eiffel Tower.

Miles: Do you see anything?

Robotic Cat: Meow (A sponge)

Miles: What?

Robotic Cat: MEOW (A SPONGE!)

Miles: I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING!

Meanwhile, SpongeBob is on top of the Eiffel Tower.

SpongeBob: Nice! Just put the last piece onto my Eiffel Tower made of popsicle sticks-

Suddenly, SpongeBob notices Gary at the bottom.

SpongeBob: Gary? You better not knock the tower over! Gary, no!

Gary pushes over one of the stands with his eyestalks, causing the entire structure to shake.

Miles: What is that?!?

Robotic Cat: MEOW! (A Snail is trying to kill us!)

The entire structure collapses as Miles and Robotic Cat scream.

SpongeBob: GGAAAARRRRYYYYYYY!!!!

All three of them get crushed by the pile of sticks.

Miles (Muffled): Cat you should’ve alert me

Robotic Cat (Muffled): Meow. Meow.(Fuck. You.

Meanwhile.

Back at the house, Parappa and the others are still searching.

Katy: I don’t see her yet! Nor the plot

PJ Berri: Hey, Everyone! I just found this briefcase!

PJ Berri opens the briefcase, and inside are dozens of videotapes.

Parappa: What are these?

Sunny: Tapes

Parappa: I know there Tapes but what on them

Sunny: Um reel of film

Parappa: Shut Up

PJ Berri: I hope it’s the series finale of Vandel Buster Abridged

Matt: That Abridged Been going downhill since the Fille de fleur de Dumbass debut

Parappa: Agreeable

Sunny: Same If I knew what your talking about

Matt: Maybe the labels could give us clues

The tapes are labeled “History”, “Accident”, “Aftermath” and “Start of Darkness”.

Matt: No it useless all

Parappa: Maybe start of darkness isn’t

Matt: It only want me to watch army of darkness!

Katy: Maybe we should watch them?

Parappa: Ok. Fine. Sure.

Matt: Ok. Fine. Sure.

Parappa: But where do we find a TV?

Paula: Found one!

Parappa: Ok!

Parappa puts in the “History” tape and the TV turns on.

Matt: By the way PJ how you even Alive!

PJ Berri: One up crisp and clean no caffeine

Matt: I regret asking

Sunny: Shut Up or I’ll make this a horror movie

Parappa: Isn’t That already

Sunny: Shut The Fuck Up!

“History”

A woman wearing a business outfit with green eyes and brown hair is seen talking to a business man with black hair, and a black suit.

???: So, Mam, What brings you here?

???: Well, I received a call telling me to head your corporation. Apparently, you are planning to host an experiment and you brought me here as a test subject.

???: True! Anyways, my name is Mr. Black. What about you?

???: Well, I’m Angela Jones.

Parappa: Guys! That’s her!

Sunny: Yeah And which one of these is the bird!

Sunny flips Parappa off

Mr. Black: So, what stuff were you involved in?

Angela: Well, I worked at the aquarium in New York, making sure animals were well taken care of!

Sunny: Wow! That does sound neat! If I knew what that is

Paula: Agreed!

Mr. Black: Anyways, this experiment requires you to enter a chamber where you receive some crystals and you have to put them into capsules. Got it?

Angela: Yes.

Mr. Black: Good. The experiment starts tomorrow.

The tape ends.

PJ Berri: That was terrible I didn’t hear any Chungus Jokes!

Matt: PJ I want to strangle you right now! But I think we need to watch the second tape to hear what happens next.

Parappa: Ok!

Sunny: No I do it!

Paula: And Why?

Sunny: Bitch you know what I can do I can make you say hail satan!

Paula: Look even our assholes wouldn’t be that level maybe you but not me

Sunny: Shut Up Whore Biscuit!

Parappa: Please stand by while the flower is being a retard

We hear a gun being cocked

Sunny: I heard that

Parappa inserts “Accident” into the TV and it turns on.

“Accident”

Angela is now wearing a blue suit with orange gloves and is inside of a large chamber with a box in front of her. Mr. Black’s voice is heard on the intercom.

Mr. Black: Ok, Ms. Angela. I need you to open that box in front of you.

Angela: Got it!

Angela opens the box, revealing some red and orange crystals.

Mr. Black: These crystals were harvested all the way from the lavas of Mt. Pensacola. Now, take these crystals and stick them into that capsule.

An employee pulls a lever, causing a large capsule to emerge from the wall.

Angela: Ok!

Angela inserts the crystals into the capsule and it moves back into the wall.

Mr. Black: Nicely done, Angela! Now, next is that we will send this machine up to you and you need to push it onto that platform on the floor. It should be here now.

An area of the floor opens and a large machine on wheels is pushed to the surface.

Angela: Got it!

Angela pushes the machine onto the platform and it sinks into the ground. However suddenly, the lights begin to blink red as an alarm is heard.

Angela: What’s going on?!?

Mr. Black: Oh no! The crystals have destabilized! The whole room is going to blow!

Angela runs to the door, but it is locked. Mr. Black is outside near the door button.

Angela: Hey! Open the door!

After a moment, Mr. Black turns around and runs off.

Angela: HEY! COME BACK! LET ME OUT-

Suddenly, the entire chamber explodes as the video cuts out.

PJ Berri: Oh my god! They still didn’t have the Chungus jokes

Katy: Did she die?!?

Parappa: Look there two tapes left I think unlikely

Sunny: Put it in or we shall reenact old yeller

Parappa insets “Recovery” into the TV and it turns on.

“Recovery”

Inside of a hospital, we see the first-person perspective of someone.

Doctor: She’s going to make it. However, it seems the accident has caused some damage to her body...

The person is revealed to be Angela. The blue suit has been burnt and is now a shade of yellow. The gloves are also burnt and have became red and Angela’s hair has turned from brown to orange.

Angela: WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?

Doctor: It seems when you got caught in that lab incident, your body seems to have been affected from the gases. I’m afraid to say that there is no cure to turn you normal.

Angela: No.

The tape ends.

PJ Berri: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! THEY STILL DIDN’T HAVE THE CHUNGUS JOKES!

Parappa: PJ this isn’t Vandel Buster Abridged but getting back on script (pauses) Man. I feel kind of bad for her.

Paula: There’s one tape left!

Matt: Can’t Wait to watch Army of Darkness

Paula: It’s the start of darkness

PJ Berri: If this doesn’t have a Chungus Joke than I swear I’ll break Matt’s neck

Matt: Why my neck in particular

PJ Berri: You Shot me nine times!

Matt: It was payback!

Paula: SHUT THE FUCK UP! We have a tape left can we please watch it or I do face painting with YOUR BLOOD!

Matt And PJ Berri Shut Up

Paula: Thank you now to see the last of this

“Start of Darkness”

At Angela’s house, Angela is observing her new features in a mirror.

Angela: I can’t believe Mr. Black just left me there! Look what he has done to my look! I don’t even look human any more!

Angela notices her TV showing a news report.

Brooklyn Guy: Breaking news, everyone! Local businessman, Mr. Black has been dropped of all charges regarding the incident at the lab.

Mr. Black: I’d like to apologize for the recent incident at the lab. However, I don’t hold myself responsible for the incident!

Angela: WHAT?!? HE SHOULD BE PUNISHED!

Suddenly, Angela’s hands turn into fire and destroys the TV.

Angela: Wait. I got fire powers?

Angela shoots fire at a window, melting it.

Angela: Mr. Black must pay...

Parappa: Guys. I’m starting to feel a connection.

Sunny: So am I. That Angela was on a crappy show!

The video then shows Mr. Black’s company. A shadowy person is seen heading towards the entrance and is confronted by two guards.

Guard 1: Sorry! Mr. Black can’t accept any visitors at this moment-

Suddenly, the person grabs both of the guard’s faces and they get horrifically burnt.

Guard 2: AAGGHHHH!!!

Guard 1: IT BURNS!

After killing the guards, the person enters the building. They are revealed to be Angela.

Angela: Where is he?! Where is that manipulative son of a b****!

Angela spots a map on the wall, showing Mr. Black’s office is on the top floor.

Angela: Found him..

Angela heads into a stair room and ascends the stairs as multiple guards rush in.

Guard 3: STOP HER!

The guards shoot at Angela, but she throws fireballs at them and burns several to death.

Angela: Stay out of my way...

Angela eventually reaches Mr. Black’s office. Inside, Mr. Black is seen watching his computer.

Mr. Black: Yes! My stocks are rising ever since the incident-

Suddenly, Angela kicks the door down.

Mr. Black: OH MY GOD! ANGELA?!?

Angela: Hello, Mr. Black...

Mr. Black: W-What brings you here?

Angela: Do you know why I’m here? Ever since the lab accident, I’ve turned into THIS!

Mr. Black: Well, I’m sorry, but there is no way to turn you back!

Angela: Then, why did you leave me?

Mr. Black: I couldn’t get killed myself!

Angela: You were a coward! You stood right next to the door I was in! You abandoned me! Left me to die! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’VE BECOME?!?!

Angela’s eyes suddenly turn solid red with no pupils.

Mr. Black: Angela! This isn’t my fault!

Angela: I’m not Angela anymore... It’s Firestar now.

Mr. Black leaps for his gun, but Firestar throws a fireball at it, destroying it.

Mr. Black: S***!

Mr. Black throws a water bottle at Firestar, splashing her with it and burning her.

Firestar: AGH!

While Firestar is dealing with the pain, Mr. Black bails for the elevator.

Mr. Black: GET MY HELICOPTER HERE, ASAP!

The elevator shuts as numerous guards rush inside.

Guard 6: FREEZE!

A huge burst of fire erupts from Firestar and forms into a massive Phoenix. The Phoenix screeches and incinerates the guards and sets the entire building on fire as the Phoenix disintegrates.

Firestar: Now, to stop him..

Firestar pries the doors open and climbs up the wall. Mr. Black runs out of the elevator just as his helicopter arrives. Mr. Black enters the helicopter just as he notices Firestar emerging from the elevator.

Mr. Black: STEP ON IT!!!

The helicopter takes off, but Firestar suddenly rises in the air as she is surrounded by flames.

Mr. Black: HOLY S***-

Firestar flies towards the helicopter, slicing the entire helicopter in two and causing it to explode.

Mr. Black: SS************!!!

Firestar catches Mr. Black before he hits the ground and flies to a very high distance. Firestar then dangles Mr. Black by the hand over a massive drop.

Firestar: Hey, Mr. Black?

Mr. Black: Y-Yes?!

Firestar: What’s your favorite hobby?

Mr. Black: Um. Conning people out of money?

Firestar: Really? Mine is dropping.

Mr. Black: Wait if you want to admit all my crimes Than would keep me alive than my first crime began at eight where I killed my mother,And next

About seven hours later

Mr. Black: And I killed Sunny Funny Humanity and molested her

We cut back to them all in shock while Parappa is green and vomits all over Sunny

Sunny: Your ass is grass

We return to the tape while hearing gunshots in the background

Firestar: Seriously

Mr. Black: Oh so you want more details ok So in the morning of

172 Hours Later

Mr. Black: And That when I Soon to find out that she sold her mother,her father, And half of her brother soul

Firestar is seen with a disgusted look

Firestar: Now. Fuck. You!

Firestar lets go of Mr. Black and he plummets to the ground.

Mr. Black: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mr. Black falls on top of a spear held by a statue which impales him through the heart, killing him instantly as it starts to rain.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh ok

Firestar: So let me guess you gonna arrest me

Brooklyn Guy: No with the recent findings of Black crimes we let off not to mention I’m going to this town called Pensacola since this place isn’t one fitting me so that place seem more peaceful and something I be ok so See ya

Civilian: Angela just killed Mr. Black!

Simmons: That isn’t Angela anymore. That is a criminal.

Brooklyn Guy: You didn’t hear Mr, Black Crimes did you

Civilian: What crime Mr. Black was the best person ever lived

Brooklyn Guy: Your officially a retard

Firestar: I don’t belong here anymore...

Firestar flies off.

Brooklyn Guy: It might be a long time before we see her again.

The tape ends as Parappa and the others stare at the screen in shock. Woah..

Anyways, I enjoyed Parappa and the others commenting over the tapes!