Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-34595515-20190517155854/@comment-34595515-20190529113231

KAPfan9876 wrote: To Mario: Tell Peach that your not actually bald but you instead have a huge forehead. If she still thinks your ugly, kick her in the crotch, have Shrek squash her and fart on her, with dialogue. Mario: Hey, Peach. I’m not actually bald. I just have a huge forehead.

Peach: Well, you’re still ugly-

Mario kicks Peach in the crotch.

Peach: OW! WHAT THE F***?!?

Shrek farts on Peach and sits on her.

Peach: EW! GET OFF OF ME!