SML Stories Issue 2

SML Stories Issue 2 is an issue of SML Stories. It was written by MamaLuigi22.

The Story:

 * Chef Pee Pee is peacefully sleeping
 * Chef Pee Pee is harshly awakened to getting hit with a beer bottle by Bowser.
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "AAH! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
 * Bowser:
 * "You promised me and Junior that today you would bring us to the mall!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "You couldn't of just politely woken me up?!"
 * Bowser:
 * "No!!!!! I couldn't of!!!!!! Now take us!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "AAAH! Fine! Let's go!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee drives Bowser and Bowser Junior to the mall
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Okay *ssholes! We're here!"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * (looks out the window)
 * "WE ARE AT THE MALL CHEF PEE PEE!!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Why was yelling necessary? Did that make you feel more important?"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Well..."
 * Bowser punches Chef Pee Pee
 * Bowser:
 * "Yeah!!! Because yelling is fun!!! Let's go!!!!"
 * Bowser throws Chef Pee Pee out of the car and onto the ground
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "It's gonna be one of those days huh"
 * Bowser Junior and Bowser run inside while Chef Pee Pee calmly walks behind them
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Is that Mickey Mouse?!"
 * Bowser Junior runs to the mouse, Bowser and a grumpy Chef Pee Pee follow
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Are you Mickey Mouse?!'
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "No, I'm Mickey Seacrest"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Who?"
 * Bowser:
 * "Wait! I know who you are!"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Whatever could you mean?"
 * Bowser:
 * "Your that bum who took over the American Idol thing and pretended to be the host!"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Um..."
 * Bowser:
 * "Weren't you arrested for life after?!"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Well you see...Uh..."
 * Bowser:
 * "Your a escaped prisoner! I'm going to call the authorities!'
 * Mickey Seacrest realizes he's going to be ratted out, and throws a smoke bomb down
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What the hell?!"
 * Mickey kidnaps Bowser, Bowser Junior, and Chef Pee Pee amid the chaos
 * Two days later...
 * Chef Pee Pee wakes up tied to an American Idol chair, and screams in horror. This wakes up Bowser and Junior next to him.
 * Bowser:
 * "What is happening?!"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "I have you hostage! I can't have you reporting me to the authorities"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Your insane!"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "So, I'm going to have you endure a makeshift American idol competition! This will be filled with people I've held hostage!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "If we complete it, can we go?"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Deal!"
 * Two hours later, the contest begins...
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "First person is named Mario!"
 * Bowser and Chef Pee Pee look at each other awkwardly
 * Mario:
 * "Let me go!"
 * Mickey holds a gun at Mario
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Sing!'
 * Mario:
 * "Ok ok ok! Um...Do the Mario!"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Hey! I remember this from a tv show"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "dammit"
 * Mario completes his song
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "So what do the judges think?"
 * Bowser:
 * "No"
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * "No"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Yes!"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "And Mario is out!"
 * Mario exits
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Next up is...Janett and Kelly Murphy!"
 * Janett and Kelly walk up, and sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A
 * Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, and Bowser look on in horror
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "I say no. I'm pretty sure this applies for all of us right?"
 * Bowser and Bowser Junior nod to agree
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Alright! Next is a Donald Trump obsessor, Donald Rump!"
 * Donald Rump sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJMit2ZojM, then bleeds to death.
 * Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, and Bowser Junior are horrified as Mickey disposes of the body
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Next is...wait a minute"
 * Bowser:
 * "What?"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Why is the exit door ope-and Mario is gone...uh oh!"
 * Mario and Officer Goodman storm in
 * Goodman:
 * "You are under arrest Mkay?"
 * Mickey Seacrest:
 * "Son of a b*tch!"
 * Mickey tries to run off, but is shot down by Goodman with his stun-gun
 * Goodman:
 * "Your all free to go! He'll be in prison for a long time, with Bubbles"
 * Bowser and the others leave
 * Bowser looks outside, and sees the mall is now temporarily closed down until this mess is sorted out
 * Bowser:
 * "Chef Pee Pee you promised!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Wait this isn't my fault it-"
 * Bowser starts beating Chef Pee Pee with his belt.

Characters:

 * Bowser
 * Bowser Junior
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * Mickey Seacrest
 * Mario
 * Janett Murphy
 * Kelly Murphy
 * Donald Rump
 * Goodman
 * Bubbles (mentioned)