SFU Battle Royale!

'''SFU Battle Royale! '''is the 41st episode of the first season of CuldeeFell Shortz!

Script
SYPNOSIS - It's another game of the Tournament Arc, but since there are more contestants than usual Endless decides to put the game into a battle royale style game! Who will win, I don't know. Read the story to find out what the f*** happens!

(It starts off in a plane. Many [And I mean many] SFU characters are seen inside. Culdee is seen jumping up and down on his seat while Zachary is right next to him with a worried face)

Culdee: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! NEW TOURNAMENT ARC GAME! HEY ZACH! ARE YOU EXCITED!?

Zachary: Gee, I dunno Culdee. There was a lot of fighting in the last one! I hope this ones less violent!

Culdee: ... What are you f***ing gay?

(Endless is then seen on a TV screen)

Endless: Greeting everyone! Thank you for coming to the new season of Tournament Arc!

(Everyone seams to be silent except Culdee)

Culdee: WOOO! Wooo! woo.

Endless: Some of you may have noticed the roster being a bit bigger!

(It shows a bunch of SFU characters)

Kermit: Yeah i'll f*** up you up!

Endless: But thats because we're keeping up with the trends!

(A bunch of backpacks then fall onto everyone but Culdee)

Zachary: Woah! Wow!

Culdee: Hey what the f***? Come here fishy fishy-

(A backpack falls on Culdee's head)

Culdee: OW!

Endless: So basically you're all gonna kill each other battle royale style, Okay? Okay...

Zachary: WHAT THE F***!?

Culdee: Thats a so nice!

(The plane opens and every body jumps out. Culdee jumps out and activates his parachute)

Culdee: NRRRMMMM! NRRMMMMM!

(Suddenly Culdee's parachute falls off)

Culdee: Ooooh. F***.

(Culdee screams as he falls to the ground)

Culdee: Oooh. Ima light headed.

(Culdee then sees one of his legs twisted)

Culdee: Uh oh. LETS GO!

(Culdee runs off)

Culdee: Oh man... fighting each other in an arena? This is gonna be great!

(Culdee screams as he hears a gunshot)

Culdee: AGH! HOLY S**T!

(Culdee hides behind a rock. He sees Dark El Tigre being chased by a gun weilding Invertaroo. Endless appears behind Culdee)

Endless: Oh yeah, forgot to say. This island is littered with guns and crap to kill people with. Have fun bro!

(Endless disapeers)

Dark El Tigre: GAH! I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS CRAZY-

(Dark El Tigre gets shot in the back and falls down)

Dark El Tigre: OH MY **S! Please! I don't mean no harm!

Invertaroo: Your dead to me.

(Dark El Tigre screams as he gets shot to death offscreen. Culdee looks at the death feed)

Culdee: OH S**T! I don't wanna die, i didn't Sign up for this crap!

(Culdee looks at the death feed and sees a bunch of people's deaths showing)

Culdee: CRAP! I NEED A WEAPON! OOOOOO!

(Culdee sees a house. Culdee runs into it)

Culdee: C'mon jesus! Please let there be something!

(Culdee then sees a helmet, grenades, drinks and a gun)

Culdee: OH YEAH!

(Culdee then puts on the helmet and grabs the items)

Culdee: LETS GO!

(Suddenly a buzz is heard)

Culdee: Hmm? OHOHOHO!

(Culdee sees a sniper)

Culdee: YES!

(Culdee runs towards the sniper. However RH is seen around the corner holding a gun)

Culdee: Here we go-

RH: B***H!

Culdee: AGH! God damn it, just take my clothes i don't wanna die yet!

RH: What? I don't want your clothes! I want to win!

Culdee: Fine, i'll be a meatshield damn it!

(Suddenly a bullet comes crashing through the window)

Culdee: AH S**T!

(Boko is seen on a rooftop holding a sniper)

Boko: I missed!

RH: Crap dude, we're pinned. What are we gonna do!?

Culdee: Don't worry dude, I got this...

(Culdee puts up a censored middle finger)

Culdee: F*** YOU!

(Culdee grabs his gun and shoots Boko in the head killing him)

Culdee: HAH! GOTEE! HA!

RH: Nice shot man, I think we should work together! We should move out before they found our asses.

Culdee: Aw. But I don't feel like walking!

(Culdee brings out a monopoly game)

Culdee: Let's stay here and play Monopoly!

RH: There will probably be food on the way...

(Culdee cocks up his gun)

Culdee: Let's get going!

(Culdee and RH walk out of the house. The two see Zachary)

Zachary: Guys! Oh I am so glad to see you guys! You want to make a team?

(The two look at eachother. The two shoot Zachary killing them)

RH: Let's go!

(The two are then seen moving around in the grass. Rh is crawling stealthiy while Culdee doesn't give a crap)

Culdee: (singing) I'm so drunk! I can barely see!

(Rh then grabs a sniper and looks from behind a tree)

Rh: Oh crap! Culdee get your **s over here! Okay, stay low and follow my lead!

(Culdee is then seen humming while looting bodies)

Culdee: DAMN IT! No loot!

(Culdee looks to his right)

Culdee: HORY S**T!

(Culdee looks in awe as he sees a car)

Culdee: YES!

(Rh looks behind a tree as he sees Frida protecting a supply drop while Murder Man, Spiderman, Murder Man X and Ink Brute are seen trying to get it)

Murder Man: Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way!

Frida: It's mine! I found it first!

Spiderman: Oh ho! Ho ho kay! Who else! So you wanna do this the hard way huh!?

Rh: God damn it! We better help her!

(Rh points the gun at Murder Man and the others)

Rh: Steady. Steady.

Culdee: YOLOOOOOOOOO!

Rh: Dafuq?

(Rh sees Culdee driving up with a car)

Rh: Oh god no! NO!

Ink Brute: WOAH!

(Culdee rams Ink Brute with his car killing him)

Spiderman: WHAT IN DAFUG WAS THAT!?

Culdee: NRRRMMMMMMMMM!

Frida: You saved me! Thank you so mu-

(Culdee runs into Frida killing her. He grabs the supply drop and runs away)

Culdee: I did it! I did it!

(Spiderman, Murder Man and Murder Man X grab guns and shoot at Culdee. Culdee screams as he crashes his car)

Rh: GOD DAMN IT CULDEE!

(Rh grabs guns and shoots at the three. Murder Man turns his hand into a sheild and protects him along with the other two. Culdee is seen coming out of the wreckage)

Culdee: I can't feel my **s!

(Rh grabs Culdee and they jump into a grass feild)

Culdee: Well!? Wheres my thank you!

Rh: For what!? Almost getting us killed?

(Culdee brings out the supply drop)

Culdee: No silly! I scored us some cool loot!

(Culdee opens up the loot box)

Rh: We're screwed!

(The two look inside and see some knives, a grenade, and a rocket launcher)

Culdee and Rh: Oh oh ohhhh!

(Spiderman is seen looking around the feilds when he hears russeling from grass. He runs into the grass)

Spiderman: GOTCHA B***H!

(Spiderman sees the grenade)

Spiderman: S**t.

(The grenade explodes killing Spiderman)

Murder Man X: NANI!?

(Rh throws a knife at Murder Man X causing him to drop his gun)

Murder Man X: NO!

(Murder Man X brings out a machete)

Murder Man X: I'LL F***ING THIRST YEE!

(Murder Man X charges at Rh. Culdee comes out with a rocket launcher)

Murder Man X: NANI!?

(Culdee points the rocket launcher at his crotch)

Culdee: Game over! B***h!

(Culdee blows up Murder Man X killing him. An explosion is seen in the woods causing birds to fly away. Murder Man X's body lands next to Murder Man)

Murder Man: NO!

Culdee: Take a this!

(Culdee shoots missiles at Murder Man. Murder Man then activates a flamethrowing arm and shoots fire at Culdee. The missiles go after the fire)

Culdee: Uh... Why are they coming towards us?

Rh: YOU IDIOT THEY'RE HEAT SEEKING MISSILES!

(Rh screams in terror)

Culdee: Oh you so good you got me confused!

(Murder Man cheers as the explosion happens. Murder Man goes after the weak two. He holds a shotgun in his hands)

Murder Man: YEAH BOI!

(A moving forcefield is seen behind him)

Murder Man: Watcha gonna do huh? Whatcha gonna do-

(The forcefeild then touches Murder Man electrocuting and killing him)

Culdee: ... wot?

Endless: Oh yeah, you don't want to touch this forcefield! You better move yo **s! Okie Dokie!

(Endless puts up a thumbs up and leaves. Culdee puts his face into the forcefeild)

Culdee: Oh look!

(Culdee brings his face out revealing his skull)

Culdee: Oooh. Very scary.

(Rh grabs Culdee and runs away)

Rh: Let's go you idiot!

(Culdee's face goes back to normal)

Culdee: This is lots of fun!

(Link is then seen fighting Kermit)

Kermit: Guess where it's going! It's going up your butt!

Link: You froggy **s b***h!

Kermit: I'll f***ing destroy you!

Link: You wanna go kermit!?

(The forcefeild touches them killing them. Cop 5 is then seen on the ground on fire)

Cop 5: Please. Please bring amberlamps.

(Culdee sees this)

Culdee: Oh no!

(Culdee grabs his hammer)

Culdee: YES HAHA! Thank you so much!

Cop 5: GIVE ME SOME F***ING WATER!

Culdee: Okie dokie!

(Culdee hums as the throws Cop 5 into a lake)

Cop 5: YES!

(The forcefield then comes up)

Cop 5: AW S**-

(Cop 5 touches the forcefeild killing him. Fatass is then seen eating a sandwich)

Fatass: I can not wait to eat this- OH GOD THAT IS A MISSILE!

(ArthurFistMeme in a tank shoots Fatass with a missile)

ArthurFistMeme: Haha! Can't wait to get the world domination badge on the SML wiki-

(Suddenly a bunch of missiles shoot at him. Blue and Red Yoshi are seen on a mech laughing. They stop laughing when a mech appears behind him. It appears to be BBM's [Bully Bill's Mom])

BBM: Get out of my way!

Blue Yoshi: Oh crap!

(Suddenly a bigger mech appears behind them. They look and they see it belongs to SMG4 Toad)

SMG4 Toad: Hello!

(ArthurFistMeme, Blue Yoshi, Red Yoshi and BBM get killed offscreen. Culdee and Rh are seen walking around)

Culdee: Oh my god I hate walking!

Rh: WOAH! Look at this!

(The two see a blue car)

Culdee: WOAH! Praise jesus-

(Suddenly the two get shot at. It is revealed to be Buckaroo with PaRappa next to him)

Buckaroo: Out of the way b***hes I spotted that car first! HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH!

PaRappa: Eh Sorry guys!

(Buckaroo drives away)

Rh: Oh hell no!

Culdee: YOU SONS OF B****ES!

(Buckaroo is seen laughing while driving away)

Buckaroo: SUCK MY HORSE D***! BUCKIES GONNA WIN!

Culdee: GIVE ME BACK MY CAR-

(Suddenly Sunny comes up and starts waving)

Sunny: Hey guys!

(Sunny brings up a mech)

Sunny: You boys ready to die!?

Culdee: ... That's a huge b****!

Sunny: Whatever. Let's just get this over with!

(Rh and Culdee scream and run around as Sunny shoots them rapidly. Buckaroo and PaRappa are seen driving up a hill)

PaRappa: Man Bucky, I think we are gonna win!

(Buckaroo looks at PaRappa)

Buckaroo: There can only be one!

PaRappa: What?

(Buckaroo pushes PaRappa out of the car. He screams as he tumbles down the hill and hangs off of an edge)

PaRappa: OH NO!

Buckaroo: LOL! Get riggidy riggity rekt! Only Bucky will be the winner of this game-

(Buckaroo runs into SMG4 Toad's mech)

Buckaroo: The f*** is this?

(Buckaroo gets killed offscreen. Sunny is seen shooting at the two when she hears PaRappa screaming)

PaRappa: Ahhh! Somebody help me!!! I didn't complete my mixtape yet! I don't wanna die!

(Sunny looks at PaRappa and looks at the two screaming)

PaRappa: Ahhh! This is it! Can't hold on much longer!

(PaRappa falls and screams but Sunny grabs his hand)

PaRappa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Wha- Sunny?

Sunny: What? I'm only saving you so i can kick your **s later!

PaRappa: Sunny. Thank you.

Culdee and Rh: Aww.

Culdee: Thats a so nice!

(Culdee then pushes Sunny causing her and PaRappa to fall)

Sunny: *screams*

PaRappa: MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(Sunny and PaRappa fall to their deaths. Rh gets a shocked expression. Meanwhile MarioFan is seen using TheSuperAlmightyDragon as a human sheild while Culdee is shooting him)

MarioFan: TAKE HIM NOT ME!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is fine.

(MarioFan then backs into the forcefeild causing him and TSAD to die)

Rh: Ah Crap! How did the forcefield already catch up with us?!

(Endless is seen from a mountian eating popcorn and wearing 3d glasses)

Endless: Things are getting intense! There seems to be not many contestants left! And the forcefield is closing in fast!

(Rh and Culdee then run towards a warehouse. However there is a gate blocking the way)

Rh: Nooo! We're blocked! ...Umm, Culdee can you stand still for a second?

Culdee: Wait wha-

(Rh jumps on Culdee's head and lands on the other side of the fence)

Rh: Yeah yah!

Culdee: Wah!? Hey! What about me!?

(Rh looks around and then looks at Culdee)

Rh: (singing) You're screwed! Yeah your totally screwed!

Culdee: MOTHER F***ER!

(Culdee then grabs the hammer he got from Cop 5 and destroys the fence wall. He looks at Rh angrilly)

Rh: AW crap!

(Rh looks around. The forcefeild surrounds the warehouse)

Rh: Aw crap.

(Culdee takes off his helmet. Rh grabs his shotgun and charges at Culdee and shoots at him)

Culdee: WOAH!

(Culdee dodges the bullets Matrix style. Culdee jumps back up holding guns)

Culdee: It's a my turn!

(Culdee screams as he shoots Rh. Rh runs around dodging the bullets. He then jumps over Culdee)

Culdee: Oh.

(Rh jumps behind Culdee and puts a shotgun to his back. Culdee grabs his hammer and slams the gun out of Rh's hands. He then charges his hammer at him)

Culdee: Bye bye!

Rh: NO!

(Rh tackles Culdee causing him to drop his hammer. The two look at eachother grab pistols and aim at each. There is silence for a moment. Culdee cocks his gun only for it to be jammed)

Culdee: Doh.

Rh: ... *laughs*

(Culdee brings up another pistol)

Culdee: See you next time!

(Culdee shoots Rh killing him. Endless comes up with a flag)

Endless: *blows whistle* And FINISH! Alright Folks, Games over. See this flag I stole it from Game and Watch's corpse? it means over. And the winnter is!

(Endless does a drumroll)

Endless: Culdee!

Culdee: Yey.

(Endless gives Culdee some cooked chicken)

Endless: woohoo. Winner Winner, here's some chicken dinner as your prize, I think that's what these battle royales do at the end.

Culdee: You made me murder all my friends and family..... for some chicken dinner?.....

Endless: Hooray, we all had fun. Yeah? Great. Ok, who's ready for another round?

(Endless snaps his fingers. PaRappa, Sunny, Cop 5, Rh, Murder Man, Murder Man X, Ink Brute, Spiderman, Buckaroo, Boko and Frida respawn and look at Culdee pissed off)

Culdee: Ooh.

Trivia

 * This was highly based off of the SMG4 Video "Mario Battle Royale!"
 * This was the first time Culdee and Rh went against eachother in a short!