The Election!

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CHAPTER 1 - PROLOGUE


Synopsis: 20 years earlier, Crash Bandicoot discovers a trio of robbers are planning to assassinate the prime minister, Cranky Kong! Can he stop them?

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Early-day Pensacola

February 5th, 1989

A bunch of bandicoots cross the desert, until they come across a small village. They enter the village and wander around.

Bandicoot 1: Keep your eyes out. We need to stop these guys before they harm the prime minister!

Bandicoot 2: Right! Without a prime minister, Pensacola is doomed!

Bandicoot 1: Right now, Badman the First and his men are holding him hostage in an underground bunker! We must move quietly.

The three bandicoots sneak into the saloon and discover a hidden door.

???: That’s right! Stay still!

Cranky Kong: I’ll never give up the armor!

Bandicoot 1: There he is.

Cranky Kong is in the basement surrounded by four tough thugs. The leader resembles Badman, but with black skin and yellow eyes.

Badman I: I’m not going to ask you again! WHERE’S THE ARMOR?!

Cranky Kong: I’ll never tell you!

Bandicoot 2: We have to stop those guys before they kill the prime minister.

A thug kicks Cranky Kong to the floor.

Thug 1: YOU HEARD THE MAN! TELL US WHERE IT IS!

Cranky Kong: Ok! It’s in that shelf!

Thug 3: Finally!

Badman I heads to the shelf and opens a box containing a small capsule.

Badman I: What is this?

Cranky Kong: That’s the armor! It’s currently in portable mode!

Badman I: Ok! Anyways, YES! WE GOT IT!

Thug 2: UNLIMITED POWER!

Thug 3: THE POWER IS ALL OURS!

Bandicoot 1: Now we have to stop them and save the prime minister. (To Bandicoot 3) You stay here and keep watch.

Bandicoot 3: Got it.

Bandicoots 1 and 2 jump off the balcony and land in the basement and pull out swords.

Bandicoot 1: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Badman I: It’s an attack!

Thug 4: Stop them!

The two bandicoots battle the thugs, but Badman I shoots both of them dead.

Badman I: That was a close one! Let’s go, guys!

Thug 1: Ok!

Thug 2: Hang on! I got to reload my ammo!

Thug 4: I got to use the restroom!

Badman I: Fine! But real quick!

Badman and two of the thugs follow the other thugs out of the room.

Bandicoot 3: They killed both of them! It’s up to me, now.

Bandicoot 3 takes out a rope and climbs down into the basement.

Cranky Kong: Who are you?

Bandicoot 3: My name’s Crash.

Cranky Kong: Ok! But right now, Badman I and his thugs are plotting to steal the armor. You have to stop them! I’ll call the police.

Young Crash: On it!

Crash takes the armor capsule out of the box and climbs back up the rope, but Badman I and the thugs enter.

Badman I: WHO IS THAT?!

Thug 3: HE’S GOT OUR THINGY!

Thug 4: AFTER HIM!

The thugs shoot at Crash, but he gets to the top and runs out of the basement.

Badman I: GET HIM! DON’T LET HIM GET AWAY!

Badman I and the thugs head up the stairs and pursue Crash. Crash exits the saloon and looks for a place to run to. He spots a train far in the distance.

Young Crash: Perfect!

Crash runs off towards the train just as Badman I and the thugs exit.

Thug 1: There he is!

Badman I: Let’s go! After him! Murderlize him!

As Crash runs towards the train, he jumps over one rock on the ground and arrives to the train.

Thug 3: He’s heading for the train!

Badman I: Don’t let him escape!

Crash jumps and grabs onto one of the ladders and climbs to the train as it rides off.

Badman I: Everyone on the horses!

Badman I and his thugs climb onto horses and ride after Crash.

Young Crash: Oh crap!

Badman I: That armor is ours!

Thug 4 jumps off his horse and lands on top of the train.

Thug 4: Come here!

Thug 4 attacks Crash, but he kicks Thug 4 off and his head is crushed by the train wheels, killing him.

Thug 3: He killed him! He is so dead!

Badman I and his thugs climb onto the train and chase after Crash.

Thug 2: COME HERE!

Thug 2 lunges at Crash, but he dodges him and Thug 2 plummets into a smoke stack and burns to death inside of the molten oil.

Badman I: STOP KILLING MY MEN!

Young Crash: How does this thing work?

Crash pushes a button on the capsule and the armor activates onto him.

Thug 1: CRAP! HE ACTIVATED THE ARMOR!

Thug 3: TIME TO BAIL!

Thugs 1 and 3 jump off the train, but it has gone across a bridge, thus the two plummet to their death into the chasm.

Thugs 1 and 3: AAHHHHH!!!!

Badman I: COWARDS! I’LL DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF!

Crash activates the armor’s arm cannon and blasts Badman I in the face.

Badman I: AAGHH!!!

Badman I now has a scar on his left eye.

Badman I: YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Crash notices something. The bridge is unfinished.

Young Crash: OH CRAP!

Badman I notices the unfinished gap.

Badman I: WAIT UNTIL I KILL YOU!

Badman I lunges at Crash, but he activates the armor’s boosters and flies away.

Badman I: COME BACK HERE!

The train plummets off the bridge.

Badman I: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!

Badman I dies as the train plummets into the abyss and explodes at the bottom. Crash flies back to the village as the police show up.

Crash: They’re all taken care off.

Cranky Kong: Nice! Actually, right before they showed up, I was considering retiring as prime minister. Since you stopped Badman I and his thugs, I think you will be the prime minister!

Crash: Thanks! Anyways, here’s your armor.

Cranky Kong: Actually, it’s yours now!

30 years later.

In modern day Pensacola, Crash Bandicoot is in his office, signing papers until Sunny Funny enters.

Sunny: Hi, Crash!

Crash: Hi!

Sunny: I came to tell you that apparently I got a report that Murder Man and his merciless friends are planning a drug run!

Crash: Ok! I’ll deal with them right away!

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CHAPTER 2 - PENSACOLA DRUG RUSH


Synopsis: Crash received a report from Sunny Funny that Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are plotting to smuggle illegal drugs to the border of Mexico! Can he stop them in time?

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Crash Bandicoot in his HUNTER armor flies to a large area where Murder Man and Firestar are throwing boxes into a large truck.

Firestar: Yes! We’re going to be rich from selling these illegal drugs!

Murder Man: I know! Mega Maid recently packed up the marijuana. Ice Man and Spider Man are putting in the cocaine and meth.

Firestar: Nice!

Spider Man and Ice Man put the rest of the drugs in the truck.

Mega Maid: Ok! I think that’s all of it!

Murder Man: Come! We’re taking them to Mexico!

Murder Man, Mega Maid, Ice Man and Firestar enter the truck except for Spider Man.

Spider Man: I’ll sneak some for myself...

Spider Man activates his web and shoots them at a box of cocaine.

Ice Man: Ok! I’m deactivating the doors!

Ice Man pushes a button causing the truck doors to close. However, Spider Man’s webs get stuck in them.

Spider Man: WHAT THE?!

The truck begins to drive off, causing Spider Man’s webs to be pulled.

Spider Man: OH S***!

Spider Man grabs onto a bush, but it tears off and he is dragged away.

Crash: Now’s my chance!

Crash flies after the truck as it heads into traffic.

Spider Man: HEY! OPEN THE DOORS!

Murder Man and the others can’t hear him because they are listening to “Eat until I die!” By DJ Goofy.

Goofy: (voice) Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they the sky!

As Murder Man drives, Spider Man gets hit by several objects as he is dragged across the ground. The truck stops at a red light causing Spider Man to fly and hit the doors.

Spider Man: OW!

Spider Man struggles to open the doors, but they are locked. The light turns green and Spider Man flys back to the ground as the driving continues.

Crash: There’s the truck!

Crash flies after the truck as Murder Man’s driving causes Spider Man to get hit by multiple vehicles. Meanwhile, Bread Monster is driving and notices Spider Man.

Bread Monster: OH S***!

Bread Monster swerves to avoid Spider Man, causing him to crash into another car.

Crash: THE TRUCK!

Crash flies towards the truck and lands on Spider Man.

Spider Man: EVERYONE! CRASH IS ON BOARD!

Everyone is still listening to the radio.

Spider Man: CRASH IS ON BOARD!

Spider Man climbs to the side of the truck and smashes the radio.

Murder Man: HEY! I WAS LISTENING TO THAT!

Murder Man rapidly punches Spider Man as the truck swerves around other vehicles, causing a massive pileup.

Spider Man: Crash is on board.

Murder Man: WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT EARLIER?! FIRESTAR! GET HIM!

Firestar: ON IT!

Firestar climbs to the top of the truck and throws fireballs at Crash, but he dodges them and they hit other pedestrians. Eventually, the chaos causes one of the back doors of the truck to open, sending several shard of meth flying out.

Murder Man: THE METH!

M&M’s Chief is eating a donut, until a shard of meth flys into the donut.

M&M’s Chief: IT’S METH! AFTER THEM!

The entire police force chase after the truck.

Spider Man: THE POLICE!

Spider Man clings to the door in fear of the police.

Crash: Your truck’s ride has ended!

Crash turns a nearby detour sign.

Mega Maid: THAT WAY!

Murder Man serves the truck at the detour direction only for the truck to go off a cliff.

Murder Man: NNNOOOOO!!!!

The truck explodes upon impact on the bottom, destroying the meth and sending everyone flying out.

A moment later.

Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are in handcuffs and being led to a police car.

Murder Man: YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER THWARTED US! WE WILL BE BACK!

The five are put in a police car and driven to prison.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks again, Crash! These guys could have sold drugs all over the world!

Crash: Anytime! I’m just doing my duties!

Crash flys off.

A moment later.

Crash renters his office and hangs up the armor before heading to his desk.

Crash: Hi, Sunny! I just dealt with Murder Man and the others!

Sunny: Nice! Hopefully, they will stay locked up!

Crash: True!

Sunny: Well, I’ll be going now! I got stuff to do with Meggy and Tari.

Crash: Ok! See you later!

Sunny exits the town hall.

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CHAPTER 3 - RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK


Synopsis: A mysterious caller calls Crash and tells him that two people, previous Prime Minister, Cranky Kong as well as someone else named I.M Meen are being held hostage inside of two skyscrapers due to explode in 1 hour. Can he save them in time?

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Inside of a bar, (Now it has an official name. It’s called Sportsters.) Meggy and Tari are talking with each other at a table.

Meggy: So, Waluigi hasn’t gotten in smash yet?

Tari: Not yet! It kind of contradicts bringing every character back.

Meggy: True!

Sunny Funny enters and sits at their table.

Meggy: Hi, Sunny!

Sunny: Hi! I was busy working with Crash.

Tari: I think you’re doing good!

Sunny: Thanks!

Suddenly, TrashyRashy834 appears.

TrashyRashy834: Hey! I happened to be sitting there!

Meggy: Um. You just entered the bar just a second ago!

Tari: True!

TrashyRashy834: Oh, really?! YOU DARE BACKTALK TO ME?!

Tari: Perhaps, you should calm down-

TrashyRashy834 grabs Tari and rips off her arm.

Tari: AGH!

Sunny: HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?!

TrashyRashy834: YOU WANT TO BE NEXT?!

Meggy: Leave him to me!

Meggy attacks TrashyRashy834, only to get thrown into a wall.

Sunny: STOP IT!

TrashyRashy834 grabs Sunny and bashes her face on the bartender’s table, knocking out her cybernetic eye.

Sunny: OW!

TrashyRashy834: YOU GIVE UP YET?!

Sunny picks up her cybernetic eye and inserts it back into her socket before turning it back on.

Sunny: NEVER!

TrashyRashy834: SO BE IT!

TrashyRashy834 tries to punch Sunny, but she blocks it and punches him in the face.

TrashyRashy834: OW!

Sunny grabs a nearby deep fryer and splashes it hot oil at TrashyRashy834, scalding him.

TrashyRashy834: AAGGHHHH!

TrashyRashy834 grabs a nearby table and throws it at Sunny, but she dodges it.

TrashyRashy834: JUST GIVE UP!

Sunny grabs a nearby painting and breaks it over TrashyRashy834’s head.

TrashyRashy834: OW!

Sunny picks up TrashyRashy834, throws him onto a tray and kicks it, sending him sliding to the other side and falling to the floor, knocking him out.

Sunny: Sorry about the mess.

Sunny heads back to the table just as Meggy and Tari sit.

Meggy: That was really impressive!

Sunny: Thanks!

Tari reattaches her arm.

Tari: It was impressive!

Sunny: Yeah. I just got better combat skills after having to deal with Boko.

Meggy: Who?

Sunny: He’s this rabbit who ate up my garden and got me mauled by some demons and bulldogs. Luckily, Buckaroo saved me.

Buckaroo enters.

Buckaroo: Hi, everyone!

Sunny: Hi!

Buckaroo sits down.

Sunny: We were just talking about how you stopped those demons and bulldogs from killing me!

Buckaroo: Anytime!

While the four are talking, Boko the Rabbit is seen watching them from the window.

Boko: There’s the guy who got me in trouble! Well, I might as well get out of here before they see me!

Boko runs off. Back in Sportsters, Red and Blue Yoshi enter.

Red Yoshi: Man! I can’t wait to hang out here!

Blue Yoshi: I know!

Sunny notices them. A flashback occurs.

Blue Demon: GET HER!

Bulldog: YAH!

Sunny: NO PLEASE-

Sunny screams as she gets mauled by the demons and bulldogs as Boko watches while eating hotdogs. The flashback ends.

Sunny: THOSE WERE THE TWO THAT TRIED TO KILL ME!

Meggy: WHAT?!

Tari: NO WAY!

Red Yoshi: Hey, guys! What’s up?

Sunny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! YOU TWO TRIED TO KILL ME JUST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY RUINED YOUR PICNIC TWICE WHILE I WAS TRYING TO STOP SOME F****** RABBIT!

Meggy: True! What is wrong with you, guys?!

Red Yoshi: Well, it’s just that the picnic took hours to make-

Sunny punches Red Yoshi in the face prompting him and Blue Yoshi to turn into demons.

Blue Demon: YOU DARE PUNCH MY FRIEND?!

Red Demon: NOW, YOU WILL DIE-

Buckaroo loads a rifle and aims at the two.

Blue Demon: WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Buckaroo: Leave, now...

Red and Blue Demons turn back to normal.

Red Yoshi: Ok. We’ll just leave and pretend this whole thing never happened. Right?

Buckaroo: Good. Now get out of here before I blow your brains out.

Blue Yoshi: LET’S GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, MAN!

Red and Blue Yoshi run out of Sportsters.

Sunny: Thanks.

Buckaroo: Anytime.

Meanwhile.

Crash is in his office, signing papers, until his phone rings.

Crash: Who’s calling at a time like this?

Crash answers the phone and a mysterious voice is heard.

???: Hello. You must be Crash Bandicoot.

Crash: Who is this?

???: It doesn’t matter. What matters is that I know you’re the prime minister of Pensacola.

Crash: I sure am!

???: Well, I just decided to give you the task of hunting down some buildings.

Crash: Why?

???: I kidnapped some person by the name of I.M Meen and trapped him in the building. It is rigged to explode in 1 hour.

Crash: WHAT!?!

???: Nice challenge, ain’t it?

Crash: WHY DO THAT?!

???: For the sake of the challenge! You are going to have to move quickly if you want to save... one of them...

Crash: Them?

???: I’ve read through the history of Pensacola and I ended up catching information of your predecessor.

Crash: Cranky Kong?

???: Yes! That’s his name! Now, you must go if you want to save both of them. Here are their locations. 286 Mushroom Road and 1290 Rainbow Road. Better hurry.

??? laughs evilly as Crash throws his phone at the wall, destroying it. Crash activates his armor and flies out of the town hall.

Crash: I need to call the others!

Crash activates his armor’s communication system and sends a message. Back at Sportster’s, Sunny, Tari, Meggy and Buckaroo are eating until Sunny gets the message on her phone. It says: Come now! Two hostages are in buildings about to explode! Bring your friends! - Crash.

Sunny: Guys! We have to go!

Meggy: Why?

Sunny: Crash has a hostage situation! They are in buildings about to detonate!

Tari: WHAT?!

Meggy: We might as well go, then!

The four run out. However, Buckaroo stays behind to quickly devour his burger before following the others. Sunny sends a message to Crash saying “Where are they?” - Sunny. Crash replies: I’ll go after the one in 286 Mushroom Road! You go after the one at 1290 Rainbow Road! -Crash. Sunny replies: “Got it!” - Sunny.

Sunny: 1290 Rainbow Road! That’s where the other hostage is!

Meggy: Let’s take that car!

The four enter a blue car and drive off. Sonic exits the house.

Sonic: SERIOUSLY?! FIRST, MARIO AND NOW YOU?!

Crash is flying to the location of the address. Suddenly, the mysterious caller answers again.

Crash: What the? How are you calling me?!

???: Hacking system. Anyways, right now, there’s just 30 minutes left before the bombs go off.

Crash: WHAT?!

???: Time flies fast. Better hurry.

??? laughed evily as Crash shuts off communication. Inside one of the buildings, I.M Meen is tied to a chair and is in a room full of gasoline and bombs. In front of him is a walkie talkie and Cranky Kong’s voice is heard.

Cranky Kong: What happened? Why am I in here?

I.M Meen: I think we got knocked out and locked in here.

Cranky Kong: Well, I sure hope we get out alive!

I.M Meen: Me too!

Meanwhile, Sunny and the others exit the car upon reaching the address.

Sunny: They must be on the top floor!

The four enter the building. Meanwhile, Crash arrives to his address and breaks open the top window to gain entry.

???: Only a minute left!

Crash: We better hurry!

Crash heads to the door and blasts it open. I.M Meen is in the room.

I.M Meen: Yes! I’m saved!

Crash: Let’s get you out of here before this building blows up!

Crash frees I.M Meen and jumps out the window with him before flying off.

Sunny: We’re getting close to the hostage!

Crash: Great!

Sunny and the others break the door down. However, Cranky Kong is not in there and there are no bombs.

Sunny: What?

???: I’m sorry. Did I say 1290 Rainbow Road? I meant to say 1298 Rainbow Road!

Everyone: WHAT?!

The bombs start to beep indicating time is up.

Cranky Kong: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY-

The bombs detonate and Cranky Kong is killed and consumed by the raging inferno as the entire building explodes. Sunny and the others watch from the window.

Meggy: NO!

The entire building collapses into debris, but it lands on other buildings causing multiple casualties and destruction.

Sunny: Oh s***!

Crash and I.M Meen land back on the ground and witness the building’s destruction.

I.M Meen: Dang!

Crash: This is not good..

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CHAPTER 4 - SCANDAL


Synopsis: After failing to save Cranky Kong from the detonating building, Crash ended up becoming infamous by the citizens of Pensacola to the point they are demanding a new prime minister to take his place. Meanwhile, Sunny and the others get introduced to I.M Meen and he seems like a nice guy to get along with. Or is he?

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Crash heads to the door and blasts it open. I.M Meen is in the room.

I.M Meen: Yes! I’m saved!

Crash: Let’s get you out of here before this building blows up!

Crash frees I.M Meen and jumps out the window with him before flying off.

Sunny: We’re getting close to the hostage!

Crash: Great!

Sunny and the others break the door down. However, Cranky Kong is not in there and there are no bombs.

Sunny: What?

???: I’m sorry. Did I say 1290 Rainbow Road? I meant to say 1298 Rainbow Road!

Everyone: WHAT?!

The bombs start to beep indicating time is up.

Cranky Kong: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY-

The bombs detonate and Cranky Kong is killed and consumed by the raging inferno as the entire building explodes. Sunny and the others watch from the window.

Meggy: NO!

The entire building collapses into debris, but it lands on other buildings causing multiple casualties and destruction.

Sunny: Oh s***!

Crash and I.M Meen land back on the ground and witness the building’s destruction.

I.M Meen: Dang!

Crash: This is not good..

The next day.

Goodman: Breaking news, M’kay. The old prime minister of Pensacola, Cranky Kong has been killed in a bombing attack! Right now, many citizens are paying respects, but there are many who blame current prime minister, Crash Bandicoot for the disaster! More information will come soon.

Sunny, Meggy, Tari and the Buckaroo are in Sportsters, watching the news report.

Buckaroo: I can’t believe the old prime minister is dead!

Sunny: I know! The caller gave us the wrong address!

Meggy: Also, Sunny?

Sunny: Yes?

Meggy: Don’t you usually have six pedals instead of five?

Sunny: Yeah. It happened when some dog invaded my house. It should reappear by now-

Sure enough, another pedal pops out.

Sunny: There it is!

I.M Meen enters the bar.

Buckaroo: There’s the other hostage Crash saved!

I.M Meen: Hi, there!

Meggy: How are you doing?

I.M Meen: Good! Ever since Crash got me out of that building.

I.M Meen sits at the table.

I.M Meen: So, you must be Meggy, Tari, Sunny and Buckaroo, right?

Buckaroo: How did you know?

I.M Meen: Crash told me. Anyways, I just came to see what you do here! I’ll see you later!

Sunny: Ok! Bye!

I.M Meen exits the bar just as Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi enter.

Blue Yoshi: Ok! Hopefully, we can now go in-

Buckaroo aims a rifle at Red Yoshi.

Buckaroo: GET THE F*** OUT OF THE BAR!

Red Yoshi: WHAT THE?!

Blue Yoshi: WHY?!

Buckaroo: I TOLD YOU EARLIER TO STAY OUT OF THE BAR! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR MOTHERF****** BRAINS OUT!

Blue Yoshi: Look! Just calm down-

Buckaroo shoots Blue Yoshi in the leg.

Red Yoshi: OH MY GOD!

Buckaroo: YOU THINK I JUST SAID SOME NONSENSE?! NOW, GET OUT OF THE BAR, GO BACK TO THE PARK AND STAY THERE!

Red Yoshi: Ok! Ok!

Blue Yoshi: My god!

Red and Blue Yoshi run out of the bar screaming.

Sunny: Thanks!

Buckaroo: Anytime!

Meanwhile.

Crash is in his office, eating, but suddenly, a brick breaks through the window and hits him on the head.

Crash: OW! WHAT THE?!

Crash notices a massive crowd of people protesting outside the town hall.

Crash: Woah! What’s going on?!

Man 2: You caused Cranky Kong’s death!

Crash: No! They gave me the wrong address!

Man 1: Quiet!

Many people throw eggs at Crash as he tries to avoid them.

Crash: Hey! What’s the big idea?!

Man 3: You should have never been prime minister!

Dan: Hey, there, Crash.

Crash: Who are you?

Dan: I’m Dan! I acted as a representative for Cranky Kong. Now that he’s dead, I think Crash no longer deserves to be prime minister!

Everyone: Yes!

Crash: WHY?! I’M THE ONE BRINGING BALANCE TO THE CITY!

Dan: I say we need a new prime minister!

Crash: NO! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITHOUT ME!

Dan: You’re just saying that to protect your job!

More protesters throw tomatoes as Crash runs inside, gets his armor and flies off.

Dan: We will get you, Crash!

Meanwhile.

At Murder Man’s hideout, all of the villains consisting of Badman, Nancy, DBT Guy, Invertosis, Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are minding their own business.

Murder Man: Finally, we were able to break out of prison!

Firestar is seen looking at RH’s upcoming wiki projects, but is focused on The Firestar Arc set to air in March.

Firestar: Yes. My time will come.

Ice Man: I still can’t believe our drugs are destroyed!

Murder Man: I know! It’s Crash’s fault we got arrested! I just want to get back at him-

Suddenly, the door knocks.

Murder Man: Who is that?

Murder Man opens the door and outside is I.M Meen.

I.M Meen: Hi, there!

Murder Man: Who are you?

I.M Meen: Well, I’d prefer to explain it in song!

Spider Man: Oh no... It’s a musical number!

An organ song plays as I.M Meen begins singing.

I.M Meen: (singing) Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! I got a little secret, that will really make 'em cry! It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy! This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen; The Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen! Very scary and confusing, DESTINATION OF MY CHOOSING! The magic Labyrinth of I. M. MEEN! Hahahaha!

The song ends.

Badman: I’d have to admit, that song was catchy. Do you have an album?

Murder Man: So, you’re I.M Meen?

I.M Meen: I sure am!

Spider Man: Guys! Mind if you be quiet? I’m trying to watch the Spectacular Spider Man!

Ice Man: That show only lasted two seasons thanks to Disney buying your company! I’d rather watch Silver Surfer!

Spider Man: But that ended on a cliffhanger!

Ice Man: CLIFFHANGERS ARE THE BEST!

Spider Man and Ice Man fight over the remote, but it falls to the floor and one of its buttons gets pushed, switching the channel to the news.

Goodman: Breaking news,! M’kay? It has been reported that an election is being held over who should be the next prime minister!

Spider Man: I hate this channel.

Spider Man changes the channel, but I.M Meen grabs the remote.

I.M Meen: NO! CHANGE IT BACK!

I.M Meen switches back to the news.

Goodman: Ever since the events of Cranky Kong’s death a week ago from a bombing attack, people are demanding current prime minister, Crash Bandicoot to be replaced by a new prime minister! Right now, we have a total of two possible candidates. Crash Bandicoot for re-Election and SpongeBob SquarePants!

Spongebob: I’m ready to win!

Goodman: Anyways, we’ll keep you updated on this!

The TV shuts off.

Badman: Nice! They’re electing a new prime minister! Now comes my chance to take over Pensacola and make it the way I see fit!

I.M Meen: Actually, I seem quite interested to have Pensacola under my rule!

Badman: Well, I wanted to take over, but ok!

I.M Meen: Ok! Here’s my plan!

As I.M Meen explains his plan, the screen fades to black. When it fades back, Sunny is at her house, gardening until Bozo the Rabbit shows up.

Sunny: Oh no! That rabbit again! But I’ll just give one of my friends a call.

Sunny calls someone on her phone.

Boko: Oh, yes! I can’t wait to steal more vegetables-

Suddenly, Bugs Bunny slides in from the right corner of the screen, grabs Boko and spanks him repeatably.

Boko: OW! STOP!

Bugs Bunny: I told you not to steal from Sunny’s garden! Now, come home now!

Boko: Ok! OW! IT HURTS!

Bugs Bunny drags Boko by the ears into the car and drives off.

Sunny: Thanks!

Meanwhile, in the car.

Bugs Bunny: Did you think you were cool?! Did you think you were grown up?!

Boko: Well, I was just trying to get some vegetables for our home!

Bugs Bunny: But we already got some from the store so there was no point!

Lola Bunny: And in the mean time, you’re grounded, Boko!

Boko: Aw, come on! That sucks!

Bugs Bunny: DO YOU WANT US TO PULL OVER?!

Boko: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO!

Bugs Bunny: OH, WE’LL PULL OVER! WE’LL PULL OVER! (To Lola) Pull over.

The car screeches to a halt.

One jump cut later.

Bugs Bunny is spanking a sobbing Boko.

Bugs Bunny: Now, when your teacher asks about your bruises, what do you tell them?

Boko: I GOT HIT BY A BASEBALL-L-L!!

Bugs Bunny continues spanking Boko as Lola stands nearby, eating a carrot.

Back at Sunny’s House.

After finishing gardening, Sunny enters her house.

Sunny: Ok! That’s another set of crops done to sell off!

Sunny then picks up the picture of her, General Potter and Denny Funny.

Sunny: Hey, guys. I still miss you. But I’m still doing my best to make you proud.

Sunny puts the picture back and begins watching TV. However, the channel is on Star Wars: Episode IV on the scene where the Death Star blows up Alderaan.

Sunny: WHAT?!

Sunny changes the channel, but lands on another scene of the Death Star exploding.

Sunny: NO! I CAN’T SEE THAT!

Sunny shuts off the TV. While we don’t see a flashback, we hear the voices of explosions and flower people screaming in agony as they are killed.

Sunny: Ok. Just need to get my mind off of that. Maybe, I can invite Meggy and Tari over!

Sunny accidentally leans against a bookshelf, pushing it out of the way and revealing the black and white Iron Flower armor.

Sunny: That’s the armor Crash gave me shortly after RH 2.0’s death! I still haven’t tested it out yet. Maybe, now could be the time to try!

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CHAPTER 5 - THE IRON FLOWER


Synopsis: Sunny Funny decides to take her Iron Flower armor for a test flight!

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Sunny Funny enters an abandoned warehouse with the Iron Flower armor.

Sunny: Ok! Just giving it my own design!

Sunny disassembles the armor and puts the parts over a heating table. Sunny then grabs a nearby hammer and bangs on the armor causing it to resemble Sunny’s body shape. Afterwards, she crafts a computer screen and attaches it to the head. Then, she dumps the parts into multiple bats of paint. The head is painted dark blue with orange pedals and yellow thorns. The chest is striped red and gray. The arms are also colored blue and the feet are red.

Sunny: Looking good!

Sunny opens a box full of vibranium metal. After melting it she reshapes them into the shape of gliders. She then paints them purplem carves a slot into the back of the armor and attaches the gliders to them before shutting them. She then carves holes in the feet and puts rockets in them before sealing them. She then modifies the arms to have blasters on both hands. She loads thorns into one of them and blaster fuel in the other before sealing them. Afterwards, Sunny puts the armor into a compressor and turns it on, crushing the armor into the shape of a pad. She then addo an extra layer with her footprints in it and builds scanners into it.

Sunny: Ok! It’s ready!

Sunny steps onto the armor and it scans her feet. The armor suddenly activates around Sunny and the computer screen on the face activates two yellow dots.

Sunny: Nice! Time to test it out!

Sunny heads out of the warehouse and pushes a button. The feet’s rockets activate and she flies into the air.

Sunny: Nice!

Sunny activates the gliders and flies to another part of Pensacola. She witnesses the 13 Old Men robbing a bank.

Old Man 2: Yes! We are going to be rich!

Sunny: NOT ANYMORE!

Sunny lands on the ground and the gliders deactivate.

Old Man 3: Who are you?!

Sunny: You better return that money to the bank!

Old Man 4: Never!

Old Man 6: KILL HER!

Old Man 1 lunges at Sunny, but she activates the thorn shooters and shoots thorns into his eyes.

Old Man 1: MY EYES! THEY’RE BLEEDING!

Sunny punches Old Man 1 and knocks him out.

Old Man 5: DON’T LET HER WIN!

Sunny blasts many of the old men with the arm cannon.

Old Man 2: SHE’S STILL GETTING US!

Old Man 7 sneaks behind Sunny, but her eye sensors alerts his presence and Sunny turns around and kicks him in the crotch.

Old Man 7: AGH!

Old Man 7 falls down.

Old Man 9: COME HERE!

Old Man 9 lunges at Sunny, but the pedals on the armor spin rapidly and shreds him apart.

Old Man 10: OH MY GOD!

Sunny beats up the rest of the old men and traps them in some debris.

Sunny: That will teach you for robbing the bank!

Sunny flies off just as the police arrive and arrest the old men.

Old Men 1: WE’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, WHOEVER YOU ARE!

Sunny flies back to her house and the armor deactivates.

Sunny: I think it went really well!

After storing the armor away, Sunny turns on the TV and watches The Vandal Buster!

Sunny: It’s pretty cool how RH’s stories get adapted for television!

Meanwhile, Crash and RH are on top of the town hall, inserting a massive light on top.

Crash: I think this is a really cool addition! Especially, after RH 2.0’s invasion!

RH: I know! I’m just putting this on the town hall in case of more crimes or disasters!

The light is revealed to have the Vandal Buster’s face on it.

Crash: We should probably try it out at night.

RH: Actually, I’ll speed it up.

RH manipulates the story writing to teleport the setting to night time.

RH: Done!

Crash: Ok!

Crash turns on the signal and it projects a symbol of the Vandal Buster‘s face in the sky.

Crash: That’s really cool!

RH: Basically, whenever you need me with something, activate that light and when I see it, I will come immediately!

Crash: Got it!

RH: Well, I‘ll see you later!

Crash: Bye!

RH exits the town hall. Meanwhile, at Murder Man’s hideout, I.M Meen is explaining his plan to the villains.

Murder Man: So, you’re saying that we should find more villains to help you win the Election?

I.M Meen: Yes! If they help me win, I will grant them everything they desire!

Murder Man: What is that?

I.M Meen whispers to Murder Man.

Murder Man: NICE! THAT WILL BE GREAT! Looks like this could benefit all of us! I’ll get as many as I can!

I.M Meen: What villains do we know?

Firestar: I know quite a few! I heard about this trio called The Dastardly Three! They were recently put in jail so we have to break them out.

Ice Man: Me and Spider Man will handle that!

Badman: There‘s Also Palpatine and Darth Vader! They will surely help out!

Nancy: True!

Badamn punches Nancy and throws her out of the hideout.

Nancy: This is why I shouldn’t have killed his son by accident.

Back in the hideout.

Mega Maid: I‘ll try to call them!

Mega Maid calls the phone. Meanwhile, at the Death Star, Palpatine is in his throne watching Darth Vader performing humiliating acts in front of him.

Palpatine: That’s right! Keep humiliating yourself!

Darth Vader: But I’ve been doing it for 138 consecutive hours-

Palpatine throws sand at Darth Vader.

Darth Vader: OK! I’LL DO IT!

Palpatine: Good!

The phone rings and Palpatine answers.

Palpatine: Hello? This is Palpatine the great and powerful! (After listening to Mega Maid on the phone) Ok. I’ll be there.

Palpatine hangs up.

Palpatine: Come, Vader! We’re heading to Earth!

Darth Vader: Sweet! We’ll take my X-Wing!

Palpatine: Actually, we’re using the force!

Darth Vader: But it goes 50 lightyears an hour!

Palpatine: You got us lost in space once! Now come on!

Palparine grabs Vader and they teleport away.

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CHAPTER 6 - RECRUITS AND PAINFUL MEMORIES


Synopsis: The villains gather more villains to help I.M Meen win the Election! Meanwhile, Sunny Funny experiences a bad flashback to Greenhouse’s destruction.

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At an Alcatraz prison, The Dastardly Three consisting of Boney, Bett and Goombar are in their prison cell.

Boney: I can’t believe that flower b**** got us arrested!

Goombar: I know!

Bett: Right! No one has ever beaten us!

Boney: Well, hopefully, we can break out of here!

Meanwhile, in another room, Brooklyn Guy and Simmons are eating donuts.

Brooklyn Guy: So, who do you think will win the Election?

Simmons: I’m rooting for SpongeBob!

Brooklyn Guy: I’m rooting for Crash!

Badman heads around a corner and pushes down a toolbox, making a noise.

Brooklyn Guy: What was that?

Simmons: We should go check!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons leave the room. As soon as they leave, a blue portal opens and Invertosis exits. He pulls out a cellphone, opens it and inserts a miniature bomb in it. After closing it, he sets it on the table and enters the portal and it shuts as soon as Brooklyn Guy and Simmons return.

Brooklyn Guy: I think it was just one of the police dogs making a mess.

Simmons: Probably.

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons continue eating donuts. Meanwhile, the portal reopens in The Dastardly Three’s cell and Invertosis exits.

Boney: Who are you?

Bett: Where did you come from?

Invertosis: Take this.

Invertosis hands Boney a button.

Invertosis: Push it.

Boney pushes the button. Back at the lunch room, the phone on the table suddenly starts to beep.

Simmons: Why’s the phone beeping?

Brooklyn Guy: IT’S A BOMB!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons run out of the police station as the entire building explodes. Back at the cell, the door has been destroyed.

Goombar: WE’RE FREE!

Invertosis: Meet me at Murder Man’s place.

Bett: Ok!

Invertosis enters the portal and it shuts.

Boney: Let’s take the police car.

The Dastardly Three enters a police car and drive off.

Later.

The Dastardly Three enter Murder Man’s hideout and encounter the other villains. Palpatine and Darth Vader have also arrived.

Murder Man: Nice! You made it!

I.M Meen: Perfect!

Boney: Who are you?

Organ music plays as I.M Meen begins singing again.

I.M Meen: (singing) Oh look, what clever-

Murder Man: That’s enough! Anyways, he’s I.M Meen.

Boney: Cool! So what did you break us out for?

Murder Man: We’re hiring many villains to help I.M Meen win the Election because he promised us an amazing reward!

Bett: Cool! I can’t wait to find out!

I.M Meen: Now, to get more villains to help!

Firestar: There was another called Ink Brute. He got killed by Meggy during a splat fest, but I think I know how to bring him back. We just have to find his ink!

Ice Man: I got that!

Ice Man runs out of the hideout and flies to the stadium where he finds some blue ink that was once Ink Brute.

Ice Man: Found it!

Ice Man freezes the ink, picks it up and flies back to the hideout.

Murder Man: Nice! I got this machine that should bring him back!

Ice Man: Ok!

Ice Man dumps the ink into the machine and after it activates, Ink Brute exits.

Ink Brute: Finally! I’m back!

Badman: Welcome, Ink Brute!

Ink Brute notices I.M Meen.

Ink Brute: Who’s he?

The organ music begins to play, but Murder Man smashes it with his arm cannon.

Murder Man: No more singing! Anyways, he’s I.M Meen.

Ink Brute: Ok!

Murder Man: Anyways, we’re helping him win the Election for prime minister so he can give us a reward that’s amazing!

Ink Brute: Sweet!

Murder Man: Now. Here’s my addition. There once existed an owner of a family restaurant that slaughtered people for food and money! He died when the restaurant burnt down. But I know a way to bring him back!

Murder Man reveals a time machine.

Murder Man: Ok. Just putting in the settings.

Murder Man types in August 29th, 2018.

Murder Man: See you later!

Murder Man activates the machine and he and the machine vanish.

August 29th, 2018. Chef Pee Pee’s Family Diner.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: MUHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHA!!!! YOU’RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Past Cody: Junior! Look!

Past Junior notices a headlight on top of the stage.

Past Junior: I see a headlight! Maybe I can knock it down and set the place on fire.

Past Cody: I’ll distract Chef Pee Pee! You knock off the headlight!

Past Junior: Got it!

Past Chef Pee Pee chases Past Cody, not noticing that Past Junior is climbing the curtain.

Past Cody: COME GET ME, CHEF PEE PEE!

Outside, the police have gotten backup, and are shooting Robot Chef Pee Pee who then explodes, destroying him. The police struggle to open the door.

Past Cop: HE’S BARRICADED HIMSELF IN!

Back in the diner.

Past Chef Pee Pee: COME HERE! I’M GOING TO MAKE A PHILLY CHEESE BELLY FILLER OUT OF YOU!

Past Junior: Almost there!

Past Junior knocks the headlight off the ceiling and it breaks in the floor with the heat setting the curtain on fire, as Past Junior jumps down.

Past Cody: YES!

Suddenly, Past Cody is shot by Chef Pee Pee, killing him.

Past Junior: NO!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: YOU B****! THE PLACE IS ON FIRE! I WILL KILL YOU!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee lunges at Past Junior, and holds him against the wall.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY CAREER AND DESTROYING MY ROBOTS! AFTER ALL, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Past Junior: Well, how will you get out?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: What?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee notices the diner is starting to collapse.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: OH S***!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs to the exit and struggles to move the table out of the way.

Past Junior: Your killing spree ends here! Goodbye, Chef Pee Pee!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: CURSE YOU!!!!

The diner collapses, but at that moment, Murder Man enters and uses his powers to lift all the debris in mid-air.

Past Junior: WHAT?!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Who are you?!

Murder Man: Get to the time machine and wait for me!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Ok!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs into the time machine. Murder Man looks at Past Junior.

Murder Man: See you around, kid.

Murder Man lets go of the debris, dashes to the time machine and teleports himself and Alternate Chef Pee Pee to the present.

Past Junior: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The diner collapses and Past Junior is killed in the destruction.

Back in the present.

The time machine spawns back in the hideout and Murder Man and Alternate Chef Pee Pee exit.

Murder Man: Got him!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: What’s going on here?! Who are you, guys?!

Murder Man: Well, I’m Murder Man and there’s Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man, Firestar, Badman, Nancy, The Dastardly Three, DBT Guy, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Invertosis and I.M Meen.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: So, you’re technically a gang of villains?

Murder Man: We’re getting there! We just like expanding! Anyways, I brought you here so you can help us help I.M Meen win the Election for prime minister!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Ok! I’ll join!

Murder Man: Thanks!

Meanwhile, at a giant rabbit hole, Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny are at the dinner table talking with each other.

Bugs Bunny: Man. This is like the fifth time our son, Boko tried to steal from Sunny’s garden!

Lola Bunny: Yeah! Well, I hope you weren’t too hard on him.

Bugs Bunny: Oh, no. Our son is a fairly mature boy. I’m sure he’ll take it well.

The screen cuts to Boko’s bedroom where he is destroying everything in a fury.

Boko: IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! ITS! NOT! FAAAAIIIIIR!

Boko throws a lamp out the window and it hits Sunny in the head. Boko laughs until Sunny throws it back and hits him in the head, shattering the lamp.

Boko: Ow!

Boko notices the broken window and gets an idea.

Boko: Maybe, I can sneak out. I need to get back at everyone who has wronged me.

Boko throws a rope out the window, weighs the other end down with a box and begins to climb down. However, the rope snaps and Boko falls a couple feet into a bush.

Boko: OW!

Boko gets out of the bush and runs off as Bugs Bunny enters his room.

Bugs Bunny: Boko! Dinner’s ready-

Bugs Bunny notices Boko is gone.

Bugs Bunny: (with rage as never seen before) BBBBOOOOOKKKKKOOOOOOO!!!!!

Boko wanders throughout the streets and notices a pizza truck.

Boko: Yes! Food!

Boko jumps into the pizza truck and it drives off. A moment later, the truck arrives to Murder Man’s hideout. Ink Brute answers the door.

Ink Brute: Yes! Thanks for the pizza!

Brooklyn Guy: You’re welcome! Where’s my tip?

Ink Brute: Behind you!

Brooklyn Guy turns around.

Brooklyn Guy: Where? I don’t see it!

Brooklyn Guy turns around to see that Ink Brute has slammed the door shut and locked it.

Brooklyn Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Ink Brute opens the pizza box, but inside is Boko eating it.

Boko: Hi!

Ink Brute: WHAT THE F***?!

Boko: OH S***!

Boko jumps out of the pizza box as Ink Brute slams his fist down on the box.

Ink Brute: Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine! You will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain misery down upon your PIZZA STEALING HEART!!

Ink Brute grabs a filing cabinet and throws it at Boko, but he dodges it.

Boko: DUDE! CALM DOWN!

Ink Brute: RRAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

Ink Brute makes angry bull noises and charges at Boko. Boko runs out of the way and Ink Brute crashes through the wall. Boko laughs when Ink Brute struggles to pull a filing cabinet off of his head.

Ink Brute: A comedian, huh?

Ink Brute slams his head on the floor to crush Boko, but misses. Boko runs as Ink Brute rampages throughout the building, causing destruction in his path. Firestar exits with some flaming hot Doritos. She notices the two.

Firestar: OH S***!

Firestar runs off as Ink Brute’s rampage continues. She hides in a bathroom stall, but Ink Brute breaks through the wall and crushes Firestar against the wall. Ink Brute jumps out and slams his fists on his floor, creating a massive earthquake.

Boko: HOLY S***!

Boko tries to outrun the earthquake, but the cracks pick him up and he surfs on them like a wave throughout the facility. He ends up inside of the living room where the other villains are.

Badman: WHAT THE?!

Spider Man: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Boko: Hi, there!

Ink Brute: COME HERE!

Ink Brute crashes through the wall, but Ice Man freezes him in a block of ice.

Boko: Thanks!

Murder Man: Anyways, who are you?

Boko: Well, my name is Boko! I mainly love stealing vegetables from Sunny’s garden.

Murder Man: You know her?

Boko: Yeah! How did you know?

Badman: We encountered her before! It didn’t end well and Buckaroo ditched us for her!

Boko: Ok! Well, what are you guys doing?

Murder Man: Well, we’re helping a new addition to our gang to win the Election for prime minister?

Boko: Who is it?

I.M Meen enters as organ music plays.

I.M Meen: (singing) Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn!

Murder Man: STOP HIM!

Murder Man rushes at I.M Meen, but he kicks him away and Murder Man crashes into a wall.

I.M Meen: How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! I got a little secret, that will really make 'em cry! It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy!

Badman: I got him!

Badman shoots his gun at I.M Meen, but he catches the bullet and throws it back at Badman, and it hits him in the crotch.

Badman: AGH!

Badman collapses.

I.M Meen: This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen; The Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen!

Firestar throws fire at I.M Meen, but he jumps out of the way and it hits Ice Man, melting him.

I.M Meen: Very scary and confusing, DESTINATION OF MY CHOOSING! The magic Labyrinth of I. M. MEEN! Hahahaha!

Murder Man: But yeah, that’s his name.

Boko: Cool! Anyways, I would love to help him win the Election so I can get back at everyone who hated me!

Murder Man: Who are they?

Boko: There’s MarioFan2009, Rh390110478 Because he tortures me in his newer stories, and especially that son of a flower b**** known as Sunny Funny.

Invertosis: Yeah! Speaking of which...

Invertosis teleports to I.M Meen, grabs him and they teleport into an alleyway.

Invertosis: Since the election is coming up, I think the time has come. Don’t you think?

I.M Meen: Oh, yeah! Right.

Invertosis: You still got it?

I.M Meen pulls out the jar of Sunny’s blood and gives it to Invertosis.

I.M Meen: Yes.

Invertosis: Thanks!

The two teleport back into Murder Man’s hideout.

Murder Man: What was that all about?

Invertosis: Just a little deal I set up with!

Ice Man reassembles himself.

Ice Man: Ok, then.

Invertosis: Well, I got to go somewhere. I’ll see you later!

Invertosis teleports away with the jar.

12:30 AM.

At night, Sunny is heading to her bed, but someone knocks on her door.

Sunny: Who is that at a time like this?

Sunny opens the door and outside is Bugs Bunny.

Sunny: Hi, Bugs!

Bugs Bunny: Hi! Have you seen Boko?

Sunny: Not really. He hasn’t even been near my garden!

Bugs Bunny: Strange! He always heads there when he runs off. Well, I’ll see you later! If you spot him, let me know!

Sunny: Ok!

Bugs Bunny: Bye!

Sunny closes the door and heads to her bed.

Sunny: I heard the Election comes tomorrow! I hope Crash is able to keep his position. Well, I’ll see tomorrow.

Sunny falls asleep. A flashback then occurs, but RH appears.

RH: Warning! This section of the story is very sad. Viewer discretion is advised.

The flashback continues and it shows the planet, Greenhouse. The scene then transitions to a beach and Sunny is seen fishing. Next to her is someone similar, but is male, has blue pedals and wears a fedora.

Sunny: I hope I catch this fish, Brother!

Denny: I sure hope so!

Sunny: Our father, Potter sent us out to find some fish to sell! I think I got one!

Sunny pulls out a fish.

Denny: Nice! I think we probably got enough.

Sunny: Ok! Let’s head back home!

Both Sunny and Denny rush back to their house. Meanwhile, at Earth, an army of trolls are seen finishing the construction of a massive super weapon.

Vandal Clown: Boss. The weapon is finished.

Onion Cream: Yes. I can use this to make the entire galaxy bow before me. First, we need to pick a target.

Onion Cream looks into the weapon’s telescope and aims for a planet. He sets his sights on Greenhouse.

Onion Cream: Yeah! That’s a perfect target!

Some trolls pull a couple levers on the weapon and a massive laser beam begins to activate.

Vandal Clown: The weapon is at full power, boss. You may fire when ready.

Onion Cream places his hand on the launch button.

Onion Cream: Kaboom!

Onion Cream pushes the button and a massive beam shoots out of the weapon and flies towards Greenhouse. Meanwhile, Sunny and Denny are at their house with their father, General Potter.

Potter: Nice! You caught a lot of fish today!

Sunny: We sure did!

Denny: Right!

Potter: Well, I’ll go sell these to other of the flower people! Afterwards, we’ll have dirt for dinner!

Sunny and Denny: Yes!

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake.

Denny: Woah! What’s going on?

Potter: Probably another earthquake! I’ll go head to the disaster station to check out the damage it will cause! You guys stay here!

Sunny: Got it!

General Potter drives off. After a while, he enters the disaster station and turns on the computer. Upon viewing the radar, he is horrified to see the rate is off the charts.

Potter: Oh no..

A red flower person enters.

Red Flower: General Potter! Greenhouse is suffering another earthquake!

Potter: It’s not another earthquake. It’s the last one...

Potter grabs a nearby intercom speaker and screams into it.

Potter: ATTENTION, ALL CITIZENS OF GREENHOUSE! A STRANGE LASER BEAM HAS COLLIDED WITH THE PLANET AND THE WHOLE PLANET IS GOING TO EXPLODE! EVERYONE NEEDS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

Back on Earth, Onion Cream has heard what Potter has said.

Onion Cream: They’re planning to evacuate. Get everyone into ships. We are stopping their efforts.

All of the trolls enter their ships and fly towards Greenhouse. Meanwhile, Sunny and Denny are in the kitchen, until Sunny’s phone rings.

Sunny: It’s our father!

Sunny answers the phone.

Sunny: Hey, Dad-

Potter: SUNNY! YOU AND YOUR BROTHER NEED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW! THE WHOLE PLANET IS BLOWING UP! GET TO THE SHIP STATION! I’LL MEET YOU THERE!

Sunny hangs up.

Sunny: We got to get out of here!

Denny: On it!

Both Denny and Sunny run out of the house. A moment later, they arrive to the ship station where they meet up with General Potter.

Potter: Yes! You made it! Get into the ships and get out of here! I’ll meet up with you at a later time-

Suddenly, a bunch of troll mooks enter the base and begin blasting and killing multiple flower people.

Yellow Flower: STAY BACK! WE MEAN NO HARM-

Yellow Flower is killed by TrashyRashy834.

Denny: OH MY MOTHER NATURE!

Potter: GET TO THE SHIPS, NOW!

Both Sunny and Denny rush to the ships, and they notice General Potter fighting off some of the trolls. General Potter suddenly gets decapitated and killed by Onion Cream.

Sunny: NOOOO!!!

Denny: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

Both Sunny and Denny enter their ships and fly off. Onion Cream communicates on his speaker.

Onion Cream: Some of the flower people have evacuated. Don’t let them escape.

Denny: Ok. I think we got them off us-

Suddenly, the trolls fly in with their ships and begin blasting all of the flower people in their ships.

Denny: NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!

Gray Flower: I’M HIT!

Gray Flower’s ship explodes and he is killed.

Denny: LOOK OUT!

Denny flies in front of Sunny’s ship and he is shot down.

Denny: OH S***-

Denny’s ship explodes in a massive inferno and he is killed.

Sunny: No. NO!

Sunny’s ship eventually gets shot down and she starts to fall towards Earth’s atmosphere.

Vandal Clown: There’s one left! Should we shoot her?

Onion Cream: No. Let gravity takes it course.

Sunny’s ship enters Earth and she eventually crash lands near a lake. She then exits after the ship stops.

Sunny: I hope eventually the others make it out-

Suddenly, Greenhouse explodes in a massive supernova, spreading chunks of it throughout the atmosphere.

Sunny: ...

Sunny drops to her knees and screams in anguish as the flashback ends. Sunny then wakes up in horror.

Sunny: N-not again!

Meanwhile. Invertosis enters a darkened room with the jar of Sunny’s blood.

Invertosis: It is time.

Invertosis turns on the lights, revealing a massive machine. He sets the jar on a podium, then pulls out a knife and cuts his arm with it, causing a drop of his blood to fall into the jar and merge with Sunny’s blood. He then pulls a lever and the jar is sent via conveyer belt into a massive chamber. After reading the DNA, the blood is sucked into some tubes and evaporated. The machine then dings meaning it is complete.

Invertosis: Yes! It’s successful!

The door to the machine opens revealing an inverted version of Sunny.

Invertosis: Welcome, Moony.

Moony Unfunny opens her eyes.

Moony: Hello, master.

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CHAPTER 7 - LET THE VOTING BEGIN


Synopsis: It is the day where the citizens of Pensacola vote for a new prime minister! Who will win?

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At Sportster’s, the patrons are watching the news report for the Election.

Goodman: Breaking news! M’kay? Today is the day where people are voting for the new prime minister of Pensacola! The candidates are Crash Bandicoot, SpongeBob SquarePants, and I.M Meen! So cast your votes today!

The TV shuts off.

Meggy: Nice! The voting starts today!

Tari: I know! I hope Crash wins! I’m voting for him!

Meggy: Me too! Also, I wonder where Sunny is.

Tari: I know. I haven’t seen her today. She’s usually at the bar with us!

Meggy notices Sunny is at the bartender booth drinking a lot of water.

Bartender: Hey, careful! That’s your 30th cup in a row!

Sunny: Look. I’ve already went through some hard stuff.

Bartender: Um. Ok?

Sunny continues to drink more water as Meggy heads to her.

Meggy: Hey, Sunny!

Sunny: Hi.

Meggy: How come you’re not sitting at our table?

Sunny: Just had another nightmare about Greenhouse.

Meggy: Oh. Well, I sure hope you eventually get over it.

Sunny: Yeah. Me too.

Meggy: Well, just come to our table when you’re ready!

Sunny: Ok!

Meggy heads back to the table. Meanwhile, at Murder Man’s hideout.

Murder Man: Everyone! Today is when the Election starts!

I.M Meen: Yes! Victory will be mine!

Murder Man: I know! We just need a couple more recruits and we’re all good!

Boko: I’m going to vote for I.M Meen!

Badman: So am I!

Invertosis and Moony teleport into the room.

Invertosis: Hey, Everyone!

Ice Man: Who is that?

Invertosis: This is my newest creation!

Moony: My name is Moony.

Spider Man: Nice! She will definitely help out!

Murder Man: What does she do?

Invertosis: Since she’s made from Sunny’s DNA as well as mine, she knows every fighting move you attempt. Like this!

Moony grabs a brick and throws it at Ink Brute.

Ink Brute: WHY YOU?!

Ink Brute swings at Moony, but she dodges him and blasts him with refusion lightning, sending him flying into some bookshelves.

Ink Brute: OW!

Badman: That’s really cool!

DBT Guy: True!

Invertosis: Yes!

I.M Meen: Well, I’m going to where the Election is taking place. I’ll see you there!

I.M Meen leaves the building.

A few hours later.

In a massive stadium, a huge crowd of every Fanon, SML, SMG4, and Titototter characters are in seats. SpongeBob, Crash and I.M Meen are at the center in front of podiums.

Bread Monster: Welcome, Everyone! Today is where we vote for the new prime minister of Pensacola! Cast your votes with these tables we’ve provided you and start voting! The voting begins NOW!

I.M Meen: I’m going to win, Crash!

Crash: We will see!

SpongeBob: I can’t wait to be the prime minister!

People have started voting.

Bread Monster: A great start! 3 votes for Crash! 2 for I.M Meen and 1 for SpongeBob!

I.M Meen: Come on!

Dan: I’m voting for I.M Meen! Crash doesn’t deserve another chance at Prime Minister!

Dan votes for I.M Meen, bumping up his amount to 3 votes.

Bread Monster: Right now, Crash and I.M Meen are in the lead!

The villains have showed up and are given their tablets.

Murder Man: Remember, Everyone! Vote for I.M Meen!

Badman: Got it!

All of the villains vote for I.M Meen and he gets a total of 16 votes.

Crash: OH S***!

Meggy: How is he winning?!

Bread Monster: 6 votes for Crash! 3 for SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Come on! I need to win!

Bread Monster: Also, someone changed their mind of voting for SpongeBob! Another vote for I.M Meen!

SpongeBob: AW, COME ON!

I.M Meen: 17 votes for me!

Bread Monster: Woah! A shocker! 10 more people have voted for Crash!

SpongeBob, I.M Meen, and Dan: WHAT?!

Crash: Yes!

Ink Brute: We need to do something otherwise I.M Meen will lose!

Firestar: I also remember another person who was a troll with refusion powers! He was last seen being eaten by the Loch Ness Monster!

Ink Brute: I’ll be right back!

Ink Brute rushes out of the stadium, passing Bugs Bunny who is handing food to the audience. He then bumps into Big Chungus.

Bugs Bunny: Hey! Who are you?

Big Chungus: Delivering food!

Bugs Bunny: That’s my job!

Big Chungus: Well, we will see who will go faster!

Bugs Bunny: IT’S ON!

Bugs Bunny and Big Chungus run throughout the stadium, passing food to the audience. Meanwhile, Ink Brute heads to the lake. He is also wearing a special suit to protect himself from the water.

Ink Brute: This must be where the Loch Ness Monster is.

Ink Brute heads into the lake. Sure enough, he gets eaten by the Loch Ness Monster and ends up in it’s stomach.

Ink Brute: Ok! Hopefully, he is here somewhere.

Ink Brute travels throughout the stomach and eventually finds a jar full of inverted ooze.

Ink Brute: What is that?

Ink Brute opens the jar. The ooze rushes out of the jar and forms into Onion Cream.

Onion Cream: Yes! I’m free!

Ink Brute: Nice! We need you to help us win the Election!

Onion Cream: What?

Ink Brute: No time! Come!

Ink Brute and Onion Cream rush out of the Loch Ness Monster. The beast roars and tries to grab them, only for Ink Brute to viciously attack it, causing it to retreat. Ink Brute and Onion Cream then run back to the stadium.

Bread Monster: Time is almost up! Both Crash and I.M Meen are tied at 45 votes! One of them just needs an extra vote to win, but the audience are having a hard time deciding! Who will cast the vote for the new prime minister? Voting ends in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-

Onion Cream leaps in, grabs a tablet and smashes I.M Men’s button, destroying the tablet in the process.

Bread Monster: Voting has ended! With a total of 46 votes, I.M Meen wins!

Crash: WHAT?!

Sunny, Meggy and Tari: NO!

SpongeBob sobs and has a breakdown.

SpongeBob: (sobbing) THAT’S NOT FAIR! I WANT AN ATTORNEY!

Villains: YES!

I.M Meen: AHAHAH!!! VICTORY IS MINE!

Dan: I told you, Crash! You don’t deserve to be Prime Minister!

Crash: BUT WITHOUT ME, THERE’S NO BALANCE TO THE CITY!

I.M Meen: Sorry, Crash. But I won. Fair and square.

Crash: NO!

Murder Man: YES! HE DID IT!

Moony: Nice!

Murder Man: So what’s our reward?

I.M Meen: I will announce it at the Town Hall intercom!

Badman: Sweet! I hope it’s great!

An hour later.

All of the villains have gathered in front of the town hall as I.M Meen heads to the window with a microphone.

I.M Meen: Ready to hear your reward?

All of the villains cheer.

I.M Meen: Ok!

I.M Meen turns on an intercom and begins to speak.

I.M Meen: Now that I’ve won the Election, I’m here to thank everyone who has helped me win against Crash. Your reward shall be very valuable.

Ice Man: Oh Man! I can’t wait to hear what it is!

I.M Meen: We take Pensacola from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity and we give it back to you...the people. Pensacola is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Alcatraz, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Pensacola will survive!

Everyone ranging from trolls, villains and antagonists cheer.

Crash: So this is how our city dies. With thunderous applause.

I.M Meen: For the villains, as Thanks for helping me, here is your reward!

Spider Man: I wonder what it is! I can’t wait!

I.M Meen: The reward is I am granting a random amount of you complete control over five out of Pensacola’s nine different districts!

Villains: YEESSSS!!!

I.M Meen: Me, Invertosis, and Palpatine will take over the Town Hall aka The Financial District! Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar will take over the Industrial District!

Spider Man: Sweet!

I.M Meen: Darth Vader, Nancy and DBT Guy will take over the Seaside District!

Darth Vader: Yes! I can finally rid the city of sand!

I.M Meen: Boko And Ink Brute will take over The Farming District!

Boko: Yes! All the crops are mine!

I.M Meen: Finally, Murder Man, Mega Maid, Badman and The Dastardly Three will take over the Fast Food District!

Badman: Sweet!

Onion Cream: What about me?

I.M Meen: You will also be with me, Invertosis and Palpatine.

Onion Cream: Ok!

Moony: So, what do I do?

I.M Meen: Rather than taking over a District, you will instead be sent on a hit mission!

Moony: Ok.

I.M Meen: Your good clone, Sunny Funny is out there somewhere in the city. If you see her, kill her.

Moony: With pleasure!

I.M Meen: Good! Well, villains! Do as you please to the city! I’m also taking in Dan as my lieutenant! He will help build up an army of mine to take over the city!

Dan: Sweet!

I.M Meen: Now, have your fun! AAHAHAHAHA!!!

All of the villains rush out in different directions to take over the districts.

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CHAPTER 8 - ANARCHY


CHAPTER 8 - ANARCHY

Synopsis: Ever since I.M Meen has won the Election, the entire city of Pensacola has plunged into Anarchy! Many unfair rules have been laid out, making the lives of the people difficult! What rules have been made?

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The next day.

Crash Bandicoot is at the table with Meggy, Sunny, Tari and Buckaroo.

Meggy: I can’t believe you lost!

Crash: I know! Who know what kind of chaos the city will plunge into without me?!

Dan enters.

Dan: Hi, everyone!

Everyone boos at Dan.

Dan: Seriously?! Anyways, I came here for Crash!

Crash: Why?

Dan: Since I.M Meen is the new prime minister, he needs your prime minister coat so I’m here to take it!

Dan swipes Crash’s coat and leaves.

Tari: At least he didn’t take your shorts.

Dan’s arm reaches in and snatches Crash’s shorts before leaving.

Meggy: And your underwear.

Dan’s arm grabs Crash’s underwear. The screen cuts to outside of Sportster’s has a pant ripping sound is heard.

Crash: AH! NOO!!

Crash puts on another pair of shorts.

Crash: You can look now.

Suddenly, The Dastardly Three enter the bar.

Bett: I remember when we went here!

Boney: Yeah, But This was where we got arrested for the first time!

Goombar: That was so humiliating!

Bett notices Sunny.

Bett: Hey! Look who it is!

Boney and Goombar notice Sunny.

Boney: It’s her. Let’s go surprise her.

Goombar: Yeah!

The Dastardly Three head to Sunny and Boney taps on her shoulder.

Boney: Hi, there!

Recognizing his voice, Sunny turns around and sees The Dastardly Three.

Sunny: WHAT?! HOW ARE YOU OUT OF JAIL?!

Boney: We broke out! We own this district now!

Tari: WHAT?!

Goombar: Due to I.M Men’s law, everyone who are not villains are forced to leave!

Boney grabs Crash, Tari, Meggy, Buckaroo and Sunny and literally kicks them out of the door.

Boney: Good riddance!

Bett: Our bar now!

Goombar triggers a detonator that blows up the Sportster’s sign while a helicopter piloted by Badman lands another sign reading The Dastardly Bar in it’s place. Bett then hammers a sign on the door that reads “Villains Only!”. Meanwhile, at a McDonald’s, Shrek is at the front of a line, but Murder Man is at the register in a chef’s outfit.

Shrek: I’ll order a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft. 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim!

Murder Man: Sorry! We don’t serve ogres anymore!

Shrek: WHAT?!

Murder Man: But here is what you do get!

Shrek: Yes! What is it?

Murder Man: THIS!

Murder Man sprays Shrek with a firehose full of ketchup, sending him flying out of the restaurant.

Shrek: DDOOONNNKKKEEEYYYY!!!!

At Seaside District, Junior, Joseph and Cody have constructed a sand castle.

Junior: This sand castle looks really cool, right?

Joseph: It does dude!

Cody: GUYS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Darth Vader arrives in a humongous mecha and stomps on the sand castle, destroying it.

Junior: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

Joseph: YEAH, DUDE!

Junior, Joseph and Cody run off.

Darth Vader: Sand is now banned!

Darth Vader pushes a button causing a massive vacuum to emerge from the mecha and suck in all of the sand. Meanwhile, at a large factory, Spider Man and Ice Man are assembling bombs that they hand to Firestar who throws them at other buildings, causing fires.

Spider Man: Another building down!

At a farm, Brooklyn Guy is harvesting some carrots, but Boko emerges and steals every single one.

Brooklyn Guy: HEY!

Brooklyn Guy leaps at Boko, but he disappears into the ground and throws Ink Brute out, who proceeds to chase after Brooklyn Guy. Meanwhile, at the Financial District, I.M Meen is at a dinner table with Palpatine and Invertosis.

I.M Meen: I bet the villains are having fun with their districts!

Invertosis: Yeah!

Palpatine: Well, Vader is currently ridding the city of sand.

I.M Meen: Well, I’m just eating this octopus here-

I.M Meen bites the octopus’ eye, but spits it out.

I.M Meen: EW! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Invertosis loads all the sushi into a Rocket and it flies into space.

Invertosis: Done!

I.M Meen: Thanks! Well, I’m going into my office! I’ll see you later!

I.M Meen enters the office. Meanwhile, Meggy, Tari, Sunny and Buckaroo are in the park talking with each other.

Sunny: Can you believe that?! The Dastardly Three just kicked us out like they own the place!

Buckaroo: That’s because they do! They took over the fast food district and now they’re the rulers of that district!

Meggy: Yeah! This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

Tari: Yeah! Why make these unfair rules?!

While the four are talking, Moony emerges from behind a bush and aims a gun at Sunny.

Moony: Lights out...

Buckaroo: LOOK OUT!

Sunny quickly dodges the bullet.

Sunny: WHO IS THAT?!

Moony: OH S***!

Moony teleports away.

Sunny: It looked like me, but inverted!

Meanwhile, at his office, I.M Meen is casting a spell with a spellbook.

I.M Meen: Ravage the land like never before! Total destruction from mountain to shore!

A massive earthquake erupts around the park.

Meggy: OH S***!

Meggy and the others quickly run out of the earthquake’s radius and a crack swallows up the Gold Mario statue.

I.M Meen: AAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

Tari: He’s f****** Crazy!

Sunny: I know!

Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi are seen eating a cake, but a tree falls from the earthquake and crushes it. The two then turn into demons.

Red Demon: OUR CAKE!

Red Demon and Blue Demon fly towards I.M Meen, but Palpatine emerges and blasts them with force lightning, knocking them out of the sky.

Meggy: Even Red and Blue Yoshi are no match for them!

Buckaroo: I know!

Dan appears.

Dan: Due to I.M Men’s law, everyone except villains are now banned from the park,

Dan kicks the four out, while a construction crew demolished the statue of Crash Bandicoot and replaces it with a statue of I.M Meen. Meanwhile, at the office, I.M Meen is at his desk.

I.M Meen: You know. I’m starting to have a feeling that people are going to rebel. There must be a way to counter that!

Boko the Rabbit enters, eating out of a McDonald’s bag.

Boko: Well, I actually heard of this guy!

I.M Meen: What is his name?

Boko: I don’t know, but he prefers to be known as Cop 5.

I.M Meen: Tell me about him!

Boko: Cop 5 was the leader of a corrupt gang of cops that during Toad’s Refusionacolypse arrested innocent users for getting into law business. They eventually escaped and he was arrested and got fired, but he got out and became the warden of a prison known as the troll enclosure. He encountered the same users, but they escaped again. When he tried to stop them, he got shredded by their helicopter.

I.M Meen: Interesting. I think I should have a resurrection spell in my book.

I.M Meen looks through his book and spots the resurrection spell.

I.M Meen: Yes! I found it! Now, take me to his corpse!

Boko: Got it!

I.M Meen and Boko exit the town hall.

A few moments later.

I.M Meen and Boko arrive to the mangled mutilated corpse of Cop 5.

I.M Meen: There he is! Time to raise the spell!

I.M Meen begins to chant the spell.

I.M Meen: Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!!! (x4)

Lightning erupts from the book and zaps Cop 5’s corpse. All the pieces of the corpse reassemble into place and Cop 5 awakens.

Cop 5: I’m back! Who are you?

I.M Meen: I’m the new prime minister in Pensacola! He’s just one of my partners, Boko.

Cop 5: He’s a rabbit?

I.M Meen: I don’t know! RH comes up with this stuff! Anyways, I need you to assemble a police force to stop anyone who tries to rebel! Here are some blueprints!

I.M Meen hands Cop 5 some blueprints.

Cop 5: Looks great! I’ll look for some to help!

I.M Meen: Thanks! No one will stand in our way!

I.M Meen, Boko and Cop 5 laugh evilly.

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CHAPTER 9 - REBELLION


Synopsis: Due to getting fed up with I.M Men’s unfair rules, many citizens in Pensacola have finally started to rebel. But I.M Meen is one step ahead of them since he resurrected Cop 5 and got him to start a police force where they arrest anyone who disobeys the rules. Those arrested are sentenced to the Confusion Cave to mine for ores. Meggy, Sunny Funny, Crash, Tari and Buckaroo decide to get several people to rebel against I.M Meen and his partners!

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At a police station, some of the cops are eating donuts, until Cop 5 bursts in. He then heads upstairs and enters M&M’s Chief’s office.

M&M’s Chief: COP 5?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Cop 5: I’m the new Chief now. FREEZE RAY!

Cop 5 blasts M&M’s Chief with a freeze ray, freezing him in a block of ice.

Cop 5: Now, I’m the chief!

Meanwhile, Moony Unfunny teleports to the Industrial District.

Moony: Maybe, I could see if we could get another person to join this.

Moony finds the destroyed factory and enters it.

Moony: Man! What happened to this place?

Moony finds something, but it isn’t shown.

Moony: Yes! It’s perfect!

Later.

I.M Meen is seen in an office until Moony Unfunny enters.

Moony: Hello, Prime Minister.

I.M Meen: Greetings, Moony!

Moony: I was down at the destroyed factory, but I found this! I think it will really help us and the other villains out against Crash!

I.M Meen: Ok! What is it?

I.M Meen looks into the box and pulls out an object.

I.M Meen: Yes. It’s perfect...

The object I.M Meen is holding is revealed to be RH 2.0’s burnt and melted head.

Meanwhile.

At the SML house, Jeffy is flying a drone, until Dan shoots it down.

Jeffy: HEY!

Dan: Drones are now banned!

Dan leaves.

Jeffy: YOU SON OF A B****!

Dan stops.

Dan: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Some cops tackle Jeffy.

Jeffy: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Cop 4: You broke the law by insulting the lieutenant! You are hereby sentenced to the Confusion Cave!

Jeffy: NO! LET ME GO!

The cops drag Jeffy away as Dan laughs evilly.

Meanwhile.

At the Dastardly Bar, the villains are talking with each other, until Crash enters, wearing a mustache.

Crash: Hey, everyone! I’m just here for some chicken wings!

Boney: Get out of here, Crash!

Crash: Who’s Crash? I’m the Malicious Bandicoot-

The scene cuts to outside the bar as Crash is heard being beaten up and shot by the villains. Bett then throws Crash’s corpse outside and closes the door just as another Crash passes by, revealing the other Crash wasn’t the real one.

Crash: Man! That guy is my exact double!

Crash leaves as Goombar notices him.

Goombar: That was the wrong guy, but that’s okay! I think everyone gets the point of what happens to those who break the rules!

Meanwhile, Bread Monster is on a news report.

Bread Monster: This is Bread Monster reporting live from the Financial District of Pensa-

Bread Monster narrowly avoids a car flying towards him, which crashes into a building behind him.

Bread Monster: Cola. Complete chaos has erupted ever since I.M Meen became the prime minister. People have objected to his rules and are starting riots! Events here have this reporter wondering. Will the city ever return to normAAAAAAALLLLLLLL?!!!

Bread Monster runs away from Black Yoshi wielding a mace and wearing ripped garbage bags as clothes who then approaches the camera.

Black Yoshi: CRASH NEEDS TO RETURN AS THE PRIME MINISTER!

Black Yoshi smashes the camera with the mace, destroying it. The screen zooms out of the TV that Sunny, Meggy, Tari, Buckaroo and Crash are watching at Sunny’s house.

Sunny: First, I.M Meen put in some unfair rules and now people are rioting!

Crash: I warned them that this is what would happen! Now, look what has happened to Pensacola!

Meggy: I know! I can’t even do splatfests in peace without the villains barging in!

Tari: Every time I try to play games, all the shouting outside leaves me unable to concentrate! I even ended up losing to Goomba on a Super Smash Each Other in the A** Brothers! I LOST TO FREAKING GOOMBA!

Sunny: Well, we need to find a way to stop I.M Meen and his partners!

Tari: I tried to at one point! It didn’t go well.

A flashback starts, showing Tari at a podium.

Tari: I SAY WE ALL NEED TO OVERTHROW I.M MEEN! WHO’S WITH ME?

Everyone chases Tari away as the flashback ends.

Tari: Yeah. They think they don’t stand a chance against I.M Meen.

Sunny: Well, we need to get them to realize that I.M Meen isn’t as unstoppable as they think he is!

Crash: Yeah! We need to start a rebellion!

Meggy: Right! We just need to find some who could help!

Sunny: Me and Meggy will go look for Mario! I think he could help!

Sunny and Meggy leave.

A moment later.

Sunny and Meggy arrive to the SML house which is in isolated ruins. After entering, they search the place for Mario.

Sunny: Where is he?

Meggy: He’s got to be here somewhere?

Sunny: I found a security camera! Maybe we can look at the footage!

Sunny turns on the recording and it shows Mario fighting off some of the cops, only to be overwhelmed and dragged away.

Sunny: They got to him.

Meggy: Darn it! Well, we need to find out where they went-

Suddenly, Sunny and Meggy hear chanting.

Sunny: What is that?

The two head into the attic and find Shrek sitting on top of a throne.

Sunny: Hey, Shrek!

Shrek: Who goes there?!

Meggy: We came to see if you can help us fight off I.M Meen!

Shrek: No one shall give orders to the King of Ogres!

Sunny: What do you mean you’re King of Ogres?

Shrek: I made myself the king! I now have an army!

Meggy: Well, that’s perfect! They can help us in the battle-

Shrek: Seize them!

Sunny: What do you mean seize them?

A bunch of different colored and weight Shrek clones emerge from the darkness.

Meggy: RUN!

Meggy and Sunny run off, but stop when they see the Ogres are moving extremely slow.

Sunny: I’m guessing Shrek’s fat took a toll on them.

Meggy: Probably.

Sunny and Meggy walk out of the house.

Shrek: You will never get away!

Sunny: We just did.

Shrek: Darn it!

Meanwhile.

Cop 5 is observing something as Dan approaches.

Dan: Hey, Cop 5!

Cop 5: Hi!

Dan: What are you doing?

Cop 5: Well, I feel like that some people don’t deserve to be put into the Confusion Cave which why I am ordering the construction of an alternative which is just as miserable!

Dan: Cool! What is it?

The camera reveals a massive concentration camp.

Cop 5: I call it... The Troll Enclosure II.

Meanwhile.

Inside of a giant factory, some criminals are melting down materials.

I.M Meen: Yes! Keep working!

A golden version of RH 2.0 is constructed. I.M Meen then pulls a lever and it activates.

RH 3.0: Ready to comply..

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CHAPTER 10 - INFILTRATED


Synopsis: After a failed attempt to start a rebellion, Crash and the others continue their efforts to have citizens rebel againt I.M Meen, Dan and their allies! Meanwhile, Sunny Funny heads off to activate the Vandal Buster signal in order to recruit RH. However, the Town Hall is guarded by several guards so she has to find a way to sneak past them!

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At Sunny’s house, Sunny and Meggy reenter the house.

Crash: Did you find Mario?

Sunny: He was captured by some cops!

Tari: WHAT?!

Buckaroo: Man! They really don’t want us to rebel!

Crash: I actually remember when I helped RH set up the Vandal Buster signal! I’m sure he will gladly help us!

Tari: Right! He helped stop RH 2.0! Maybe, this is a perfect opportunity for him as the Vandal Buster!

Crash: Right! But one problem. The signal is at the town hall, which is guarded by I.M Meen and his goons.

Tari: I could hack into their systems, but they have the entire internet database shut down!

Meggy: Even though I’m a great shooter, I don’t think I can stand a chance for those guys!

Buckaroo: Me too!

Sunny: I’ll go activate the signal!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Meggy: ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Tari: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WILL DO IF THEY CATCH YOU?!

Sunny: I know, but it’s the only thing I can do if we can to get RH.

Crash: Ok. Just be careful!

Sunny: Thanks! I’ll see you if I return!

Meggy: Good luck!

Tari: Bye!

Sunny exits the house.

A few moments later.

Boko the Rabbit is at a McDonald’s, forcing the employees to hand him food at gunpoint.

Boko: That’s right! Fork it over!

Employee 1: Ok! Besides, you rule this city! Just don’t hurt us!

Employee 2: Here!

Employee 2 hands Boko a burger and he opens it.

Boko: How many times do I have to tell you... I HATE PICKLES!

Boko shoots Employee 2, killing him.

Employee 3: OH MY GOD!

Boko: I’ll be back by the time my order’s ready. And it better be right!

Boko leaves. While walking, he notices Sunny nearby.

Boko: Looks like she’s heading for the town hall. I better see what she’s up to...

Boko follows Sunny to the town hall.

Sunny: Ok! I’m here! I see there are guards blocking the doors. Looks like I’ll have to find another approach!

Sunny breaks open a nearby window and climbs inside.

Sunny: Ok! I’m inside!

Sunny heads into a hallway. Meanwhile, I.M Meen is seen in his office with RH 3.0.

I.M Meen: So, do you know these users?

I.M Meen shows pictures of RH, Culdee, Trikkiboy, Agonzo, InternetProblem, Endless and KAPFan9876.

RH 3.0: Yes! Those were the users who killed me!

I.M Meen: Well, before you can kill these guys, you have to do stuff for me!

RH 3.0: Fine! What is it?

I.M Meen: I need you to track down Crash and the others and eliminate them!

RH 3.0: Got it!

RH 3.0 flies through the window, shattering it.

I.M Meen: Use the door, next time!

Meanwhile, Invertosis is inside of the mechanical room until Moony teleports in.

Moony: Hello, master.

Invertosis: Did you kill Sunny yet?

Moony: I tried to. They caught me so I had to escape.

Invertosis: Double your efforts.

Moony: I will try.

Moony teleports into another hallway. Meanwhile, I.M Meen and Palpatine watch as some machines mix multiple chemicals into a gas which is contained inside of a spray can.

Palpatine: What is that thing you’re making?

I.M Meen: The perfect medicine for those who cause me trouble! I call it the Satan’s Breath.

Palpatine: Nice name, but didn’t Spider Man for PS4 use a similar name called Devil’s Breath?

I.M Meen: Well, we don’t want to get sued! Anyways, anyone exposed to this gas will be exposed to their greatest fears come to life! I just have to mass produce this. I already have another one on me just in case.

Palpatine: Nice.

Meanwhile, Sunny takes the elevator to the next floor and spots the elevator to the roof on the other side.

Sunny: There it is!

Sunny heads to the elevator and makes it to the roof.

Sunny: Ok! There’s the signal!

Suddenly, Moony Unfunny teleports onto the roof.

Moony: There you are!

Sunny: Who are you?!

Moony: It doesn’t matter who I am! The thing is you must die!

Sunny: Never!

Both Moony and Sunny pull out their swords and begin fighting each other.

Moony: If I kill you, my job will be complete!

Sunny: What?!

Moony: Invertosis sent me to kill you!

While the fight is still going on, Boko heads to the roof and spots them.

Boko: Looks like it’s time to alert!

Boko heads downstairs to the nearest alarm and pushes the button, triggering the alarm.

Palpatine: THERE IS AN INTRUDER!

Boko: She’s up on the roof! If you’re fast enough, you might catch her!

Palpatine: Thanks!

I.M Meen and Palpatine run off. Outside, Dan and Cop 5 are eating burgers until they hear the alarm at the town hall.

Dan: We should go see what’s going on!

Cop 5: Right

Dan and Cop 5 run into the town hall. Back on the roof, Sunny kicks Moony over the railing and she plummets to the ground.

Sunny: Now to activate the signal!

Sunny turns on the signal and it projects the Vandal Buster’s face in the sky.

Sunny: Yes! It’s on!

Meanwhile, RH is at his house, eating chicken wings until he notices the VB symbol in the sky.

RH: Guess I will have to finish these wings later.

RH gets his Vandal Buster suit and puts it on. He then heads out of the house. Back at the town hall, I.M Meen makes it to the roof and Sunny sees him.

I.M Meen: Hi, there! Just what do you think you’re doing up here?

Sunny: I’m here to stop you!

Sunny charges at I.M Meen, only for Palpatine to emerge and electrocute her with force lighting, knocking her down.

Palpatine: But this area is for villains only!

Sunny: Doesn’t matter! I will still stop you!

I.M Meen: NOT WITH THIS!

I.M Meen sprays Sunny with the Satan’s Breath.

Sunny: AGH! WHAT THE?!

Visions of General Potter and Denny Funny appear.

Sunny: Dad?

General Potter: Don’t call me Dad! You ditched us when Greenhouse was being destroyed!

Sunny: No! You got killed by Onion Cream!

Denny: He’s right, Sunny! It’s your fault we’re dead!

Sunny: No! Listen-

General Potter: I knew my wife shouldn’t have gave birth to you! You’re a disgrace!

Sunny has been shaken by his words and begins to break down.

Sunny: Y-you don’t mean that!

Denny: He’s right! Because of you, he’s dead and I’m dead!

Sunny: NO! IT WAS ONION CREAM’S FAULT!

Cop 5 sneaks behind Sunny and knocks her out with his gun.

Dan: Should we take her to the Confusion Cave?

I.M Meen: No. I think this one needs to learn a valuable lesson. Send her to the Troll Enclosure II.

Cop 5: I’ll take care of her.

Cop 5 grabs Sunny and walks out with her.

I.M Meen: Man! All these people starting to rebel!

Palpatine: I know! This was much worse than when Vader forgot the pickles on my cheeseburger! He received force lightning to the face for it!

I.M Meen: I know! Well, I’m going back into my office. Try to get my mind off of all this.

Palpatine: Ok! Bye!

I.M Meen heads back into his office. Meanwhile, at Sunny’s house, RH enters.

Meggy: Hi, RH!

RH: I saw the signal! I told you I’d come immediately!

Crash: Good! I’ll call Sunny to see where she is!

Crash calls Sunny on his phone.

Crash: Hey, Sunny! RH has arrived! How are you doing?

Crash gets no response.

Crash: Sunny? Where are you at?

The screen cuts to the town hall’s roof where Sunny’s phone is lying on the ground since she dropped it after getting knocked out by Cop 5.

Crash: Sunny? Are you there?! Listen, this is not the time for jokes! SUNNY! ANSWER ME! ARE YOU THERE?! SUNNYYYY!!!!!

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CHAPTER 11 - THE TROLL ENCLOSURE II


Synopsis: After she was defeated by the villains, Sunny Funny gets thrown into the Troll Enclosure II. Will she escape?

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I.M Meen is in his office. Alternate Chef Pee Pee enters.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Hey, I.M Meen!

I.M Meen: Hi!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I heard about the reward, but I wasn’t there at the time so which district do I rule?

I.M Meen: You’ll rule the fast food district.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Thanks! People are going to eat my philly cheese belly fillers!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee leaves the office.

I.M Meen: Finally! Pensacola is finally becoming the way I see fit!

Meanwhile, at the Troll Enclosure II, Sunny Funny has been put in a prison uniform and kicked into the courtyard.

Cop 5: Enjoy your stay here!

Denny: You heard him. Enjoy your stay.

Sunny: Just be quiet!

Sunny heads to a nearby barrack and enters to find a lot of inmates.

Sunny: Geez! A lot of people got sent here

Denny: Yeah, like yourself!

Sunny: Knock it off!

Sunny throws a nearby rock at another inmate infected with Satan’s Breath and he sees Denny.

Inmate 1: DID YOU THROW THIS?!

Denny: No! Listen-

Denny flies off as the inmate chases him.

General Potter: You can’t get rid of us forever!

General Potter vanishes.

Sunny: Hopefully, they will be gone for a while.

Sunny exits the barracks.

Guard: (voice) Everyone head to the cafeteria!

All of the inmates head to the cafeteria. Sunny sits at a nearby table and eats some dirt. Suddenly, a blue anthropomorphic cat sits next to her.

???: Hey, there!

Sunny: Hi!

???: How did you get in here?

Sunny: Well, I was helping recruit one of my friends, until I got captured and brought here.

???: Oh. Well, I got here because I was caught feeding food to homeless people. They say that you aren’t supposed to help them and let them suffer, but I think that it’s unfair!

Sunny: I know right?

???: By the way, my name is Katy Kat.

Sunny: Mine’s Sunny Funny.

Katy: Well, nice to meet you!

Sunny: Thanks! Hopefully, we can eventually get out.

Katy notices some brute inmates cornering Jeffy.

Brute Inmate 2: I said give me your burger!

Jeffy: Never! It’s mine!

Brute Inmate 1: So be it. KILL HIM!

Katy rushes in and attacks the brute inmates. A guard notices.

Guard: Alert! We have a prisoner attacking other prisoners! I need backup now!

All of the guards apprehend Katy.

Cop 5: I see you tried to attack other inmates!

Katy: Well, he was about to be beaten up by them!

Cop 5: I see that we need to put you off our prison in order to stop you from causing trouble! Send her to “The Beast”!

Katy: WHAT?!

Katy gets escorted by the guards.

Sunny: Let her go!

Sunny attacks several of the guards, only to be overwhelmed.

Cop 5: Send her to the pit as well.

The Fireman: Got it!

Sunny: Wait. How are you out of jail?!

The Fireman: I was broken out by the prime minister’s guards. I’m a guard here. Anyways, come to the pits to meet your end!

A moment later.

A guard opens the door on the ground which is made of iron bars and Sunny and Katy are kicked into it.

Fireman: Have fun! You will make a great “dinner”...

The guards and Fireman laugh as a giant metal door opens.

Sunny: What does he mean by “dinner”?!

Katy: I don’t know, but it’s probably not good!

A large shadow emerges from the door, but when it appears, it a a red dog with a black circle around his eye.

???: Hi, there!

Sunny: Wait. That’s “The Beast”?

Katy: I thought he would be larger.

???: Well, those guys trapped me in this pit and throw inmates down here, expecting me to kill and eat them. But I don’t really do that! By the way, the name is Radish.

Sunny: Well, we’re trying to escape from this prison.

Radish: Cop 5 likes to call it a concentration camp like those ones from WW2.

Katy: But he’s not even a nazi!

Radish: I know! He’s just cruel and selfish! But I think I know a way we can escape!

Sunny: How?

Radish: Before I tell you, if you do escape, can I come with you? I really want to get out of this pit!

Sunny: Sure!

Katy: You can join us!

Radish: Thanks!

Fireman: Hey! What’s going on down there?! Why aren’t you eating them?!

Radish: Anyways, see that pole holding up the roof?

Sunny: Yeah?

Radish: Follow my lead.

Fireman hears sounds of growling and screams.

Sunny: AH! HE BIT OFF MY ARM!

Fireman: Yeah! He’s doing it!

The Fireman and the guards standing on top of the grates cheer for Radish. Unknown to them, Sunny and Katy are making noise with stuff in the pit and Radish is having Sunny dodge his punch so he punches the pole. Eventually, he destroys the pole causing the grates to shake.

Fireman: Wait. WHAT THE?!

The grates collapse and Fireman and the guards plummet into the pit. Radish then turns feral.

Radish: FOOD!

Fireman: FIRE ON THAT DOG!

The guards shoot at Radish, but he dodges their bullets and eats them one by one. He then heads to Fireman.

Fireman: NO! STAY BACK-

Radish leaps on Fireman and viciously mauls him to death. Radish then turns to normal.

Radish: Finally got to eat some guards!

Sunny: That was a nice plan!

Radish: Thanks! Right now, all the guards, inmates and even Cop 5 are asleep.

Sunny and Katy use the debris from the grates to climb to the top. However, when Radish tries to climb up, he is pulled back by a chain.

Radish: Darn! Forgot about the chain they attached me to!

Sunny: We’ll come back for you when we escape!

Radish: Thanks, but before you go, I need to tell you something!

Katy: What is it?

Radish: See that truck there?

Sunny and Katy spot a truck outside and a guard is seen throwing the corpse of a dead inmate in it before driving off.

Radish: Those trucks are your only way out of here.

Sunny: Thanks!

Radish: But before you can get there, you have to listen to me. I heard about the Troll Enclosure I.

A flashback starts, showing Culdee, Endless and MarioFan2009 entering a helicopter and flying off with Cop 5 pursuing them.

Radish: Well, when Cop 5 opened Troll Enclosure II, he learned from his mistakes from the first prison and made sure that no escape like that could happen again.

Katy: What do you mean?

Radish: Every night, Cop 5 leaves the fences in electric mode so anyone who tries to climb out will get electrocuted. First thing you got to do is get through the fence doors. Locked inside and out every night. The button to open them is inside that barrack colored golden.

Sunny: Got it! What else?

Radish: Cop 5 knows inmates would take advantage of his and the guard’s daily night naps so he fed guards some wake up pills and has them inside of side by sides patrolling the area. Barrack hallway, lobby, courtyard.

Katy: Ok! What about that wall I see over there?

Radish looks up at the wall.

Radish: You could try to climb it, but it’s impossible.

Sunny: Why?

Radish: Your real problem is the Pale Man!

The screen cuts to a skinny eyeless figure with small eyeballs on the palm of his hands inside of a security room using one hand to look at the cameras.

Radish: (voice) Even with no eyes on his face, the Pale Man is the eye in the sky. He sees everything. Barracks.

A flashback shows an inmate trying to escape, but the Pale Man sees him, screams through the PA system and smashes a button, triggering the alarm and altering the guards who proceeds to capture and execute the inmate.

Radish: (voice) The lobby.

Another flashback shows an obese inmate hiding underneath a bean cushion, jumps out and bails to the fence gate, but the Pale Man sees him, and begins screaming causing the guards to corner the inmate and execute him as well.

Radish: (voice) And even the courtyard!

Another flashback shows three inmates trying to escape, using a grappling hook to climb the wall, but the Pale Man sees them, screams and Cop 5 emerges from his watchtower with a bazooka and fires it at the escaping inmates, killing all three of them. The flashbacks end.

Radish: You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall. But if you don’t take out the Pale Man, you’re not going anywhere. You want to get out of here? Get. Rid. Of. That. Pale Man.

Sunny: Got it!

Katy: Thanks for the information!

Radish: Good luck!

Sunny and Katy run to the Pale Man’s barracks, avoiding numerous guards on the way. Katy tries to open the door, but it is locked.

Katy: It’s locked!

Sunny: The window is open.

Sunny and Katy climb through the window. Sunny sees the Pale Man through a window.

Sunny: There he is.

Katy: I see some vents.

Sunny and Katy climb into the vents and eventually reach the vent to the Pale Man’s Room.

Sunny: I’m going in to push the button.

Sunny quietly jumps into the room and sneaks towards the button. Suddenly, the Pale Man turns around and screeches at her.

Sunny: OH S***!

The Pale Man is about to push the button, only for Katy to jump out and kick him off his seat. The Pale Man rushes to the alarm button, only for Sunny to strike him with her sword, knocking him to the ground.

Sunny: DON’T LET HIM GET TO THE BUTTON!

Katy Kat grabs Pale Man and bashes his face into a light switch, shutting the lights on and off constantly. Meanwhile, Cop 5 is about to go to bed, until he sees the flickering lights at Pale Man’s barracks.

Cop 5: Man. He must be having a party in there.

Cop 5 heads to bed. Back in the barracks, Pale Man crashes into some shelves, spilling a sticky glue like substance on the ground.

Katy: THERE’S THE DOOR BUTTON!

Katy tries to push the button, but Pale Man smacks her away and grabs a butcher knife.

Sunny: HE’S GOT A KNIFE!

Sunny and Pale Man get into a sword fight with each other. Eventually, Pale Man kicks Sunny into a wall and charges at her. Suddenly, Pale Man stops and looks down to see he accidentally stepped onto the sticky substance. Pale Man screeches and struggles to get free.

Sunny: THE SHELVES!

Katy climbs on top of a giant shelf and pushes it over. Pale Man sees the shelf falling towards him and does a final scream before the shelf falls on him and kills him. Back at Cop 5’s watchtower.

Cop 5: What’s that noise? About to WAKE UP RIGHT NOW! No. I’m still asleep.

Back at the barrack.

Sunny: Ok! He’s dead!

Sunny pushes the door button causing the fence doors to open.

Sunny: Now, we can escape! Might as well bring Radish the butcher knife so he can escape as well.

Sunny heads to the pit and tosses the knife to Radish who uses it to break his chain. He then climbs out.

Sunny: Ok! Now let’s escape!

Radish: Yes!

Sunny and Radish head to one of the trucks.

Sunny: Where’s Katy at?

Katy rushes outside.

Katy: Hey, guys!

Sunny: What did you do in there?

Katy: I kind of pushed the button that unlocks all the barracks so I could set the prisoners free.

Sunny: Oh dear.

Radish: Things are going to get crazy!

A lot of inmates rush out of their barracks. Their screams wake up Cop 5.

Cop 5: What’s going on?!

Cop 5 looks out the window and see all the inmates escaping.

Cop 5: WE GOT A PRISON BREAK! WHY DIDN’T PALE MAN CALL US?!

Cop 5 kicks open the door and screams when he sees Pale Man is dead.

Cop 5: PALE MAN IS DEAD AND WE HAVE A PRISON BREAKOUT! WE WHOO!! WE WHOO!!

All of the guards rush outside.

Guard 5: STOP RIGHT THERE!

The inmates begin attacking the guards.

Guard 4: AGH! THEY’RE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!

Sunny: Might as well escape while we can!

Katy: Right!

Radish: Same!

Sunny, Katy and Radish enter a truck and drive off. Cop 5 spots them.

Cop 5: You three caused this. I will find you...

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CHAPTER 12 - REBELLION II


Synopsis: After escaping from the Troll Enclosure II with Katy Kat and Radish the Dog, Sunny Funny regroups with the others and they continue their plot to get people to rebel against I.M Meen.

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After the truck pulls up at the house, Sunny, Katy and Radish exit.

Radish: Finally! I’m free from that place!

Katy: So am I! Thanks!

Sunny: You’re welcome! I just got to get back to my other friends!

Katy: Ok!

Sunny enters the house where the others are.

Crash: Hi, Sunny! Where were you?

Sunny: I got sent to the Troll Enclosure II, but I escaped!

Meggy: Nice!

Radish and Katy enter.

RH: Who are those guys?

Sunny: Just some friends of mine I helped escape from the prison.

Meggy: Nice to meet you!

Katy: Thanks! My name’s Katy Kat!

Radish: I’m Radish!

Buckaroo: Cool!

Sunny: Anyways, now that we got RH, we should probably continue recruiting people to help fight I.M Meen.

Crash: Right!

Meggy: I’m sure my Inkling friends will help out!

Katy: Who?

Meggy: There’s Yang, Ruby, James, Axel and Soul.

Radish: Cool!

Meggy: They should be at an abandoned donut shop because that’s the popular meeting place for Inklings. I’ll go look for them!

Sunny: Ok! See you later!

Meggy leaves the house.

Meanwhile, I.M Meen is in his office, eating some chicken nuggets from McDonalds, until the news comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news! M’kay? All of the prisoners in the Troll Enclosure II have apparently escaped and the entire prison camp has been destroyed! Could this mean the people can finally rebel?

I.M Meen spits out his soda in shock.

I.M Meen: WHAT?! HOW CAN THIS BE?!

Cop 5 and Dan rush into the office.

Dan: I.M MEEN! ALL THE PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED!

Cop 5: IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT FLOWER GIRL AND HER FRIENDS! SHE EVEN FREED “THE BEAST”!

I.M Meen: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! IF THIS KEEPS GOING ON, I’LL LOSE MY POSITION AND OUR ENTIRE GRAND SCHEME GOES UP IN FLAMES!

Boko enters.

Boko: I think I know who can help!

I.M Meen: Who?

Boko: You “hired” a bounty hunter that you can send orders to and they head off to kill their targets.

I.M Meen: Oh, right! Just remembered! I’ll call them right now.

Boko: Ok!

Boko leaves the office.

Meanwhile.

At an abandoned donut shot called Xtreme Donuts!, Meggy enters the ship and finds Yang, Soul, James, Axel and Ruby.

Meggy: Hi, everyone!

Yang: Hey, Meggy!

Axel: What are you doing here?

Meggy: Well, me and the others are plotting to rebel against I.M Meen. Can you join us?

Soul: Sure!

Meggy: Thanks!

A moment later.

Meggy and the other inklings have made it to Sunny’s house.

Meggy: Ok! I got them!

Tari: Nice!

The visions of General Potter and Denny reappear.

Denny: Stop assembling this revolution! They will fail!

General Potter: Like you failed to save us!

Sunny: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!

The visions disappear.

Sunny: Can’t even tell when the Satan’s Breath wears off.

Crash: Anyways, we should find more people!

RH: There’s Izuru, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Pearl, Zulzo, Zero Suit Samus and Skulldozer!

Crash: Perfect! That will help a lot!

One moment later.

Crash: Okay! So we decided to take down I.M Meen! Me and Sunny take down I.M Meen, Invertosis and Palpatine.

Izuru: Yeah! I can’t want to kick some @$$! I only appeared twice, although I heard I might be feature in World War Nerf once it resumes.

Crash: Take some one ups. You’ll probably need it

Izuru: Thanks!

Crash: Okay! The people to face Spider Man,Iceman, and Firestar in the industrial district is Junior, Cody, Joseph, Bowser, SMG4 Mario, and SMG4.

SMG4: I just s*** my pants!

Cody: I didn’t need to know that.

Crash: In the seaside district where Darth Vader, Nancy, and DBT Guy is wrecking havoc, the people to face them will be Tari, Mario,and Shroomy.

Mario: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Crash: The ones taking down Boko and Ink Brute in the farming district are Meggy and The Mouse since Sunny is helping me with fighting I.M Meen.

Mouse: Gotcha.

Meggy: So a third battle with the Ink Demon.

Junior: His name not Bendy.

Meggy: It’s a nickname!

Crash: And lastly to fight the Dastardly Three, Badman, Murder Man, and Mega Maid in the fast food district is Toad, Saiko, Kirby, Endlesspossibilities 2006, RH and CuldeeFell13.

Toad: Fair enough.

Katy: I’m going with Tari, Mario and Shroomy.

Radish: And I’ll go to the fast food district with the others!

Zero Suit Samus arrives.

ZS Samus: I’m here! Anyways, I’ll go to the Industrial District!

Crash: Ok! Let’s do this and take back our city!

Radish: Is it strange beside us and you, everybody else wants I. M. Meen to stay Prime Minister over you even with the turn of events? Humanity can be so stupid sometimes.

Crash: Well, that’s because I.M Meen has brought Dan and everyone who demanded the election to help him. Ok! Time to remove I.M Meen from power!

Everyone heads into vehicles and drive off.

Meanwhile.

At the town hall, I.M Meen is seen showing pictures of the characters to an unseen person.

I.M Meen: Ok! See these guys like this flower girl, some plumber, a block head, some guy with a grey texture and this red doggie? I need you to find these guys and kill them! Got it?

???: Yes.

I.M Meen: Ok! Hunt them down, PLA-1137!

An unknown person wearing a blue armor chest plate and a purple helmet pulls out a gun.

PLA-1137: On my way, sir!

PLA-1137 leaves the building.

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CHAPTER 13 - BATTLE ON THE FARMS


Synopsis: Buckaroo, Mouse and Meggy head to the Farming District To defeat Ink Brute and Boko! Who will win?

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A car is seen driving to the Farming District. Buckaroo is shown to be driving the car with Meggy and Mouse in the backseat.

Buckaroo: Ok! We’re finally going to start taking back control of the districts!

Meggy: Yeah! Then, I.M Meen’s empire will come crashing down!

Mouse: Finally, I can’t wait to fight Boko!

The car stops in a large parking lot at a feeding center. The three then get out.

Meggy: Ok! Now where could they be at?

An evil laugh is heard. It came from Boko who is standing on top of a huge mountain of crops.

Meggy: There he is!

Buckaroo: Time to surprise him.

Buckaroo pulls out his rifle and hits a wooden beam holding the mountain of crops up causing it to collapse with Boko still on it.

Boko: WHAT?!

Boko gets buried in the crops, but eventually gets out.

Boko: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Meggy: Taking back this district!

Buckaroo: Your rule here is over!

Boko: I don’t think so! Tell that to my new partner!

Meggy: What?

Ink Brute rushes in and kicks Buckaroo away.

Meggy: INK BRUTE?!

Ink Brute spots Meggy and has a flashback to The Accident! when Meggy blew him up.

Ink Brute: YOU?!

Meggy: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!

Ink Brute: Ice Man brought me back. Anyways, PREPARE TO DIE!

Meggy: S***!

Meggy and Ink Brute shoot at each other as Mouse chases after Boko.

Boko: Try to catch me!

Boko jumps onto a crane and pushes a button causing him to get lifted to the top of a giant mechanical factory.

Mouse: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Mouse runs up the stairs as Meggy and Ink Brute continue fighting.

Ink Brute: YOU ALREADY BROKE MY STREAK ONCE! YOU CAN’T BREAK IT AGAIN!

Meggy: SO BE IT!

Ink Brute throws salt at Meggy, blinding her. While Meggy is blinded, Ink Brute kicks her into some hay and rushes up a ladder.

Ink Brute: LOOK OUT!

Ink Brute grabs multiple barrels and throws them at Meggy, who manages to dodge them. Meggy grabs a water bucket and throws it at Ink Brute and the water scalds him.

Ink Brute: AGH! IT BURNS!

Ink Brute smuggles off the railing and falls into a bull pen. All the bulls roar, attack him and throw him out causing him to hit the wall.

Ink Brute: OW!

Meanwhile, Mouse and Boko are still fighting across a couple tubes that are dropping carrots down a slide. Eventually, Mouse kicks Boko off, only for Boko to grab his leg at the last second and sending the two falling into the river of carrots. They continue their fight from within the carrots. Eventually, they spot a nearby shredder crushing the carrots.

Mouse: OH S***!

Boko: CRAP!

Mouse and Boko continue fighting. Meanwhile, Buckaroo gets up and spots Meggy and Ink Brute fighting.

Buckaroo: LOOK OUT!

Meggy runs out of the way, as Buckaroo pulls out his rifle and shoots at Ink Brute.

Ink Brute: AGH! IT STINGS!

Ink Brute shoots at Buckaroo, but he dodges.

Ink Brute: TIME TO DIE!

Ink Brute jumps down, but accidents lands inside a bucket of blue paint, and his legs get absorbed into it.

Ink Brute: WHAT?! GET OFF!

Ink Brute struggles to get out of the bucket.

Meggy: Time to be sealed!

Meggy grabs a nearby wooden board and slams it on Ink Brute’s Head, causing him to get shoved into the paint bucket before Buckaroo seals the lid on it.

Meggy: No way he can cause harm now!

Back at the shredder, Boko and Mouse are forcing the other towards the shredder as they inch closer to it.

Boko: TIME TO DIE!

Mouse: NEVER!

The Mouse kicks Boko towards the shredder and he vanishes, having seemingly been killed.

Mouse: Ok! He’s dead!

The Mouse jumps off of the conveyer belt and meets with the others.

Meggy: Hey, Mouse! We just defeated Ink Brute!

Buckaroo: True!

Mouse: Nice! I defeated Boko!

Meggy: Good! Now, they no longer rule the Farming District!

A bunch of farmers arrive.

Farmer 1: Finally! I can get back to planting crops!

The farmers go back to their duties as the police arrive.

Brooklyn Guy: Hi! I heard you defeated Ink Brute and Boko!

Meggy: We did! We also sealed Ink Brute inside of this paint bucket.

Meggy gives Brooklyn Guy the paint bucket.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks! We’ll make sure he doesn’t try to cause harm.

Brooklyn Guy throws the paint bucket into the car and drives off. Meanwhile, at the machinery, Boko emerges from behind revealing he survived.

Boko: Little do they know, their efforts will be in vain...

Meggy: Well, we might as well see how the others are doing!

Buckaroo: Yeah!

Mouse: Maybe at the Seaside District!

The three enter the car and drive off. PLA-1137 spots them driving off.

PLA-1137: Targets acquired...

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CHAPTER 14 - SEASIDE CHAOS


Synopsis: After Boko and Ink Brute were defeated, Tari, Mario and Shroomy head to the Seaside District to free it from the rule of Darth Vader, Nancy and DBT Guy!

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I.M Meen is in his office watching cameras of the districts.

I.M Meen: Yes! Looks like all of my fellow villains are enjoying their districts! I’m going to check on Boko and Ink Brute.

I.M Meen looks at the Farming District camera and spits out his drink upon seeing Meggy, Buckaroo and Mouse defeating Boko and Ink Brute.

I.M Meen: WHAT?! HOW CAN THIS BE?!

I.M Meen pulls out a phone and contacts all the villains.

I.M Meen: Attention, all villains! The Farming District has been taken over by Crash’s partners! I need you to guard your districts as much as possible!

I.M Meen hangs up. RH 3.0 flies in.

I.M Meen: Hey, there 3.0!

RH 3.0: Hello, Creator!

I.M Meen: Have you killed the targets yet?

RH 3.0: No, but I decided to create a robot duplicate that can help us out!

I.M Meen: Ok.

I.M Meen looks at the duplicate.

I.M Meen: Yes. It’s perfect!

The camera shows a robotic duplicate of Sunny Funny.

Meanwhile.

At Seaside District, Darth Vader is inside of his mecha sucking all the sand into it.

Darth Vader: Yes! Purge the land of sand!

Nancy is seen using a massive metal detector to suck all of the gold coins out of the sand.

Nancy: Yes! All of these coins are mine!

DBT Guy is shown to be residing inside of a massive sand castle.

DBT Guy: Ok! Just finished this sand castle that will also be my base-

DBT Guy notices Darth Vader heading towards the castle.

DBT Guy: DON’T YOU GO NEAR THIS MASTERPIECE!

Tari, Mario and Shroomy arrive.

Mario: I’d suggest you return the gold coins to their proper spots!

Nancy spots Mario.

Nancy: EVERYONE! MARIO IS HERE!

Darth Vader: WHAT?!

DBT Guy: WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?!

Shroomy: We came to take back this district from your dirty hands!

Darth Vader: NOT IF YOU GET PAST MY MECHA!

Mario: Tari! You deal with Darth Vader!

Tari: On it!

Mario: I’ll deal with Nancy!

Shroomy: I’ll deal with DBT Guy!

Darth Vader: YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY MY MECHA AND FREE THE SAND!

Tari activates her arm cannon and fires at Darth Vader’s mecha, but it doesn’t do any damage.

Tari: DARN IT!

Darth Vader: I TOLD YOU! YOU CAN’T BREAK THIS THING!

Darth Vader laughs evilly. Meanwhile, Mario is fighting Nancy.

Nancy: You won’t take those gold coins from me!

Mario: That’s robbing from the sand!

Shroomy enters DBT Guy’s sandcastle and chases him throughout the place.

DBT Guy: YOU WILL NEVER STOP US!

Shroomy: COME BACK HERE!

DBT Guy and Shroomy shoot at each other, but they end up causing damage to the sand castle structure.

DBT Guy: WAIT! YOU’RE BREAKING THE STRUCTURE!

Meanwhile, Tari is still blasting at Darth Vader’s mecha with no luck.

Darth Vader: YES! MY MECHA IS INVINCIBLE!

Tari spots a nearby boulder.

Tari: Come get me!

Tari runs off.

Darth Vader: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Darth Vader chases after Tari in his mech. Back at the sand castle, DBT Guy and Shroomy have gotten to the top and Shroomy is cornered.

DBT Guy: GOT YOU! NOWHERE TO RUN!

DBT Guy shoots at Shroomy, but he dodges causing the bullet to puncture the wall, releasing a wave of water being held back by the wall.

DBT Guy: Dam in my sandcastle? Not one of my best ideas?

The flooding water disintegrates the entire sandcastle as DBT Guy plummets to the bottom and gets buried in the mixture of sand and water.

Shroomy: GOT HIM!

Tari runs to the nearby boulder and Darth Vader corners her.

Tari: OVER HERE!

Darth Vader: Got you now!

Darth Vader shoots his vacuum towards Tari, but she runs out of the way and the vacuum sucks up the boulder. Due to the boulder’s size, it blocks the suction and causes the mecha to start overloading.

Darth Vader: AH! WHAT’S GOING ON?!

The mecha explodes and Darth Vader falls to the ground.

Darth Vader: OW!

Darth Vader looks up to see all the sand he captured falling towards him.

Darth Vader: NNOOOOOOOOOO-

Darth Vader is buried under a massive pile of sand, trapping him.

Darth Vader: (muffled) AGH! LET ME OUT! IT’S INSIDE MY ARMOR!

Back at another part of the beach, Mario kicks the metal detector out of Nancy’s hand and it shatters causing all of the gold coins to sink back into the sand.

Nancy: NO!

Nancy attacks Mario, but he then kicks her into the melted sandcastle and she gets stuck by the substance.

Nancy: NO! LET ME GO! THIS IS STICKY!

Mario: Ok! Seaside District is taken care of!

The police show up and arrest Darth Vader, Nancy and DBT Guy, the latter stuck in a block of carbonite made out of sand and water.

Darth Vader: Can you at least remove the sand on me?

Brooklyn Guy: NO!

The police drive off with the three villains.

Tari: Ok! That’s two districts down!

Mario: True!

Meggy, Buckaroo and Mouse show up.

Mouse: We also took down the villains at the Farming District!

Shroomy: Nice!

Mario: Ok! I think we should go to the Fast Food District next!

The six enter cars and drive off as many people arrive to play at the beach. Unknown to them, PLA-1137 is watching them from behind the pile of sand.

PLA-1137: You may have taken back two of the districts, but I will stop you before you take the third.

PLA-1137 activates her jetpack and flies off.

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CHAPTER 15 - FOODFIGHT


Synopsis: After taking back the Seaside District, Toad, Saiko, Kirby, RH (Vandal Buster, Culdee and Endless head to take back the Fast Food District from Murder Man, Mega Maid, Badman, The Dastardly Three and Alternate Chef Pee Pee!

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At the Dastardly Bar, Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi enter.

Red Yoshi: Finally! I can’t wait to eat here-

Bett chases Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi out of the bar while shooting at them.

Blue Yoshi: OH, COME ON! REALLY?!?

Boney: AND STAY OUT!

Kirby is seen watching them.

Kirby: Ok! Radish and Endless will fight Murder Man and Mega Maid at McDonald’s, Badman is residing in IHOP so Toad and Culdee will fight him there. Finally, Vandal Buster and me will fight the Dastardly Three at Sportster’s!

Everyone: Got it!

Kirby: Ok! Let’s move out!

Everyone splits up and head to their respective locations. Radish and Endless enter McDonald’s.

Murder Man: Hey! We don’t serve non-villains here!

Radish: We know, but here is what we would like to order!

Radish punches Murder Man in the face, causing him to knock over several deep fryers and spilling oil on the floor.

Murder Man: OH! YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Murder Man leaps up, pulls out his sword and fights Radish. Endless grabs several cheeseburgers and throws them at Murder Man just as Mega Maid enters.

Mega Maid: HEY! NO THROWING FOOD AROUND HERE!

Mega Maid lunges at Endless, but he runs out of the way causing her to crash into a table.

Murder Man: STOP! YOU’RE DESTROYING OUR ESTABLISHMENT!

Radish runs into the kitchen and eats several chicken nuggets.

Murder Man: STOP! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE!

Radish spits out the nuggets like a machine gun and they all hit Murder Man, sending him flying through the drive thru window.

Murder Man: OW!

Radish runs to the rooftop of the McDonald’s and begins to push over a large McFlurry cup.

Murder Man: NO! NOT THE GIANT MCFLURRY! NOOO!!!

Radish pushes over the giant cup and the McFlurry spills on top of Murder Man and buries him in it.

Murder Man: EW! I’M ALLERGIC TO OREO!

Back in the eating room, Endless and Mega Maid continue fighting, until they end up heading into the play area.

Mega Maid: COME OVER HERE!

Endless: NEVER!

Mega Maid notices Radish entering with McRibs.

Mega Maid: HEY! THOSE MCRIBS ARE ONLY FOR FOOTBALL SEASON!

Radish: Ok, then!

Radish kicks the McRib like a football and it hits Mega Maid in the face. Radish catches the McRib with his mouth and eats it.

Mega Maid: Anyways, COME HERE!

Mega Maid chases Endless to the top of the slides.

Mega Maid: NOWHERE TO RUN!

Mega Maid runs at Endless, but he jumps off and grabs a net and uses it to swing to another set to slides. Mega Maid, however falls and plummets into the ball pit and is trapped.

Mega Maid: NO! I CAN’T GET OUT! NOOO!!!

Radish: Ok, everyone! Murder Man and Mega Maid are defeated!

The police burst into the restaurant and arrest Murder Man and Mega Maid.

Murder Man: WE WILL BE BACK!

Meanwhile, Toad and Culdee enter IHOP.

Badman: Hey! What are you doing here?! We don’t serve non-villains!

Culdee: True, but I believe that your ownership is over!

Badman: WHAT?!

Culdee leaps past Badman, grabs a couple pancakes and throws them like frisbees and they hit Badman in the face, blinding him.

Badman: AGH! I CAN’T SEE!

During the fight, RH (Vandal Buster) enters the restaurant, slips into the kitchen and grabs a nearby chicken burger. RH lifts up the Vandal Buster mask to eat the sandwich and after eating it runs out of the restaurant and heads to Sportster’s.

Badman: HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!

Vandal Buster throws a net bomb at a Badman, trapping him in a net and runs off. Badman breaks out.

Badman: FORGET IT! I’LL DEAL WITH THESE TWO!

Toad turns inverted and uses his refusion powers to cause food to levitate in the air and sends them flying at Badman.

Badman: OW! STOP!

Toad causes a jar of hot syrup to float above Badman and pour it’s contents on his head.

Badman: AGH! IT BURNS!

Culdee kicks Badman to the ground, defeating him. The police then enter and arrest Badman.

Badman: CURSES!!!

Culdee: Ok! Badman is down!

At his office, I.M Meen watches in horror as all of the security cameras he provided to the villains start to turn to static, indicating their defeats!

Palpatine: They are still taking back the districts!

I.M Meen: This isn’t possible!

I.M Meen calls PLA-1137.

I.M Meen: PLA-1137! WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LONG?!

PLA-1137: Sorry! I was busy trying to track them down!

I.M Meen: FORGET THEM! JUST GO TO THE FAST FOOD DISTRICT! THEY’RE TAKING DOWN THE VILLAINS THERE!

PLA-1137: As you command!

PLA-1137 hangs up.

I.M Meen: THEY NEED TO STOP TAKING BACK THE DISTRICTS!

Back at the Fast Food District, Vandal Buster and Kirby climb onto the roof of Sportsters.

Vandal Buster: We’re going to surprise them!

Kirby: Ok!

Kirby enters a vent and exits into the kitchen.

Kirby: FOOD!

Kirby sucks all of the food into his mouth and Boney notices.

Boney: HEY! THAT’S $1,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR-

Kirby sucks in one of Boney’s arms.

Boney: HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!

Kirby spits out Boney’s arm and it hits him in the face.

Boney: WHY YOU?!

Boney chases Kirby throughout the establishment while Vandal Bustee sneaks in.

Bett: THERE’S ANOTHER! GET HIM!

Bett and Goombar lunge at Vandal Buster, but he throws a plate at a lightbulb, shattering it and plunging the entire room into darkness. Only the Dastardly Three’s eyes are seen in the dark.

Boney: AH! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHTS?!

Goombar: I CAN’T SEE!

Bett: Hang on! I’ll light the match!

Bett lights a match, producing some light and notices that Vandal Buster has disappeared.

Goombar: HE’S GONE!

Boney: EVERYBODY SPREAD OUT! DON’T LET HIM LEAVE!

Vandal Buster: (voice) Who said I’m leaving?

Goombar backs into a corner, only for Vandal Buster to appear behind him.

Vandal Buster: Surprise!

Goombar: NOO-

Vandal Buster grabs Goombar and they disappear into the darkness.

Goombar: AHH!!

Bett: GOOMBAR?! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Boney: BETT! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PANIC!

Bett shines his match at the wall, revealing Goombar is attached to the wall.

Boney: START PANICKING!

Bett runs for the door, but Kirby locks it, trapping them inside with Vandal Buster.

Bett: IT’S LOCKED-

Bett screams as he is tackled by Vandal Buster who disappears into the dark.

Boney: NOT YOU TOO!

Vandal Buster begins taunting Boney from the darkness.

Vandal Buster: Cowardice has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you. You fight like a younger Koopa, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.

Boney: He can’t see me as long as I stay in the dark-

Vandal Buster: Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. The shadows betray you because they belong to me!

Boney backs against the counter, only for Vandal Buster to emerge from behind it and grab Boney and he screams as they vanish in the darkness. The police enter the bar as one of them brings back the light. They see Boney, Bett and Goombar all stuck to the walls and ceiling with nets.

Brooklyn Guy: There they are! Arrest those three!

Boney: TAKE US AWAY! JUST GET US AWAY FROM THAT FREAK!

The police take Boney, Bett and Goombar into a police car and they are driven to prison as Vandal Buster and Kirby watch from the roof.

Vandal Buster: We got them good, didn’t we?

Kirby: We sure did!

Everyone regroups in front of the Dastardly Bar as Radish blows up the sign and assembles the normal Sportster’s sign in its place.

Vandal Buster: Now, the Fast Food District is reopen for business!

I.M Meen watches their victory from his computer screen.

I.M Meen: Don’t celebrate yet! You forgot about someone! AHAHAH!!

Back at the Fast Food District, everyone suddenly hears an evil laugh coming from the sky.

Vandal Buster: Wait. Who is that?!

Everyone then hears the sound of an engine. When they look up, it is revealed to be Alternate Chef Pee Pee piloting an airplane shaped like himself. The bottom of the plane opens and a massive philly cheese belly filler falls out and plummets towards the ground.

Radish: LOOK OUT!

Everyone runs out of the way as the philly cheese belly filler lands on the ground and explodes, splashing blood everywhere on the restaurants including the characters.

Vandal Buster: Wait. IS THAT CHEF PEE PEE FROM KILLING SPREE?!

Culdee: I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee laughs evilly as he flies the plane around the District.

Endless: So, it’s a food fight he wants?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee begins to fly the plane towards the characters.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Welcome to Air Pee Pee! Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we’re now approaching our final destination.

Radish and Toad run to the top of the McDonald’s and assemble a massive machine gun. Radish pulls out several boxes of McNuggets.

Toad: Load the nuggets!

Radish: Which one? Fresh or cold?

Toad: Neither! We want raw...

Radish: Got it!

Radish pulls out some moldy stale nuggets and loads them into the machine gun. Toad shouts to Vandal Buster.

Toad: Locked and loaded!

Vandal Buster: FIRE!

Toad fires the machine gun sending the nuggets flying towards the plane.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: MCNUGGETS?!?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee turns the plane from side to side to avoid the nuggets.

Toad: He’s closing in!

Radish is looking through binoculars, but is looking through the wrong side.

Radish: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

Toad grabs the binoculars and puts them in the correct side. When Radish looks through it, Alternate Chef Pee Pee is much closer.

Radish: AHH!! HE’S RIGHT ON TOP OF US!

The nuggets fly through the plane’s turbines and are shredded into miniature chicken bites that rain from the sky just as Boko arrives.

Boko: Raining nuggets!

Boko begins to eat the nuggets.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: IT’S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN MCNUGGETS TO BRING THIS BABY DOWN!

The nuggets eventually pierce through the plane’s wings (Chef Pee Pee’s arms) and they fly off.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Or maybe not.

Everyone watches as the plane crashes towards the ground and explodes. Everyone begins cheering.

Radish: YES!

Toad: Wait a minute. RADISH! LOOK! HE’S GOT A TANK!

As the tank shaped like Brooklyn Bot floats towards the ground, Alternate Chef Pee Pee loads in a huge potato into a shooter before heading to the controls.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, NOW!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee aims at Radish and Toad and fires the potato. Both of them jump out of the way as the potato collides into the building and explodes, causing French fries to rain everywhere.

Boko: Raining French fries!

Boko continues eating the fries and nuggets and notices the tank.

Boko: It’s a raining-

The tank lands on Boko and crushes him.

Boko: (muffled) Tanks.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee opens the door.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: You’re welcome!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee closes the door and drives off. Toad runs to a nearby telephone and dials a number.

Toad: Your order, sir?

Big Smoke is seen on the other end.

Big Smoke: I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large-

Toad: Wrong number!

Toad hangs up and dials a different number which happens to be RH’s phone.

Toad: Your order, sir?!

Vandal Buster: Extra ketchup! Extra mustard! HOLD THE MAYO!

Toad: Yes, sir!

Toad holds a big ketchup bottle followed by small ketchup and mustard bottles.

Toad: Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

Radish struggles as he holds up a giant jar of mayo.

Radish: Hold the mayo!

Vandal Buster: Unleash the condiments.

Toad: With relish.

Toad screams as he squirts the condiments repeatably towards the tank, before it runs out, making farting noises.

Toad: Excuse me!

Toad and Radish laugh before Toad gets another set of condiments and does the same as before. Radish starts to get tired.

Radish: I can’t hold the mayo any longer!

Radish throws the jar of mayo and it shatters in front of the tank.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Mayo?! Well, it’s going to take more than mayo to stop-

The tank crashes into the mayo and it explodes, splashing mayo everywhere. A loud rumbling is heard.

Toad: Now what?

The tank reassembles itself into humongous mecha resembling Robot Chef Pee Pee as Alternate Chef Pee Pee laughs evilly. Meggy, Tari, Mario, Shroomy, Buckaroo and Mouse show up.

Buckaroo: OH MY GOD!

Mario: WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: PREPARE TO BE ERADICATED!

Radish and Toad shoot stale nuggets at the mecha, but they don’t have an effect.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Gosh, you two are annoying!

The mecha lifts its foot and Radish and Toad run out of the way before it stomps on the McDonald’s and destroys it, including the machine gun.

Shrek: NOOO!!! I WAS LOVIN IT! (Get it? That’s the McDonald’s slogan? Anyways.)

Everyone attacks the mecha, but are unable to damage it. Katy Kat shows up.

Katy: Hey, Everyone! I was just helping more homeless people which was why I couldn’t be at the Seaside District- HOLY CRAP!

Mouse: I’ll try to stop the mecha!

The mouse climbs up the mecha’s legs and climbs through a hole and reaches the machinery.

Mouse: Ok! I think this wire shuts it off.

The mouse chews the wire and it causes the mecha to suddenly punch itself in the face sending Alternate Chef Pee Pee flying into the controls.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: OW! WHAT’S GOING ON?!

The Mouse chews even more wires, causing the mecha to keep hurting itself such as doing a wedgie on itself, kicking itself in the crotch, exposing itself to electric wires and slipping on a banana peel as Alternate Chef Pee Pee gets thrown around in the mecha.

Mouse: Ok! Maybe, it’s this wire!

The mouse chews the wire and it sounds the alarm.

Voice: Activating self destruction sequence.

Mouse: OH, SHOOT!

The mouse jumps out of the mecha.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well, Dang.

The entire mecha explodes and Alternate Chef Pee Pee falls to the ground.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well, it could have been worse.

A large metal plate falls on Alternate Chef Pee Pee’s head and knocks him out.

Toad: He’s defeated!

The police show up.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah. This guy is going into the asylum.

Brooklyn Guy drags Alternate Chef Pee Pee into the police car and drives off.

Radish: Well, now the Fast Food District is back under our control!

Crash, Sunny and Izuru show up.

Crash: Nice! We just have two more districts, then I.M Meen is defeated and Pensacola will go back to normal!

???: Don’t celebrate just yet!

PLA-1137 flies into the scene.

Crash: Who are you?

PLA-1137: PLA-1137. I was sent by I.M Meen to exterminate you.

Sunny: I don’t think so!

Sunny and PLA-1137 get into a sword fight. Eventually, Sunny manages to strike PLA-1137 in the face, shattering her helmet’s faceplate, exposing her face.

PLA-1137: You just made a big mistake...

PLA-1137 activates her jetpack and flies off.

Mario: Who was that?!

Tari: I’m guessing I.M Meen sent her to stop us!

Sunny: Well, I’m going after her! Find out why she is trying to kill us.

Crash: Ok! Be careful!

Meggy: See you later!

Sunny heads off.

Crash: Ok! We should go to the Industrial District now!

Tari: Right!

Everyone gets into vehicles and drive off.

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CHAPTER 16 - FLOWER VS. ASSASSAIN


Synopsis: Sunny Funny heads out to track down PLA-1137 and find out why she is trying to kill them. However, they end up getting into a battle! Who will win?

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At the town hall, I.M Meen is in his office and he has just witnessed the defeat of Alternate Chef Pee Pee. I.M Meen screams in rage and trashes the office in a fury.

I.M Meen: AGH! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THE FAST FOOD DISTRICT HAS BEEN TAKEN BACK! THEY’RE RUINING MY IMAGE!

Palpatine enters.

Palpatine: Well, hopefully, PLA-1137 will eliminate them. Then, we can break out the villains and get them back under control of their districts.

I.M Meen: I hope so! Otherwise, this entire plan of mine to be the prime minister goes up in smoke!

Robo Sunny enters.

Robo Sunny: Boss. I just got a message from RH 3.0. He’s heading to the prison to break out the villains as well as convicts! We might have a fighting chance!

I.M Meen: Yes! Soon, Crash will regret having started messing with my rule! AHAHAHA!!!!

Meanwhile.

Sunny Funny enters an alleyway with her sword.

Sunny: Ok. Hopefully, I can find PLA-1137 here.

Unknown to Sunny, PLA-1137 is leaning against the wall near the top of a building, aiming a gun at Sunny.

PLA-1137: Got you now.

PLA-1137 shoots at Sunny, but she dodges it.

Sunny: What the?!

PLA-1137: OH S***!

Sunny notices PLA-1137.

Sunny: Found you!

PLA-1137: Why did you come after me?!

Sunny: Why are you trying to kill us?!

PLA-1137: That’s none of your concern! Now, you must die!

PLA-1137 flies to the ground and pulls out her gun as Sunny pulls out her sword.

PLA-1137: Prepare to be terminated!

Sunny: Never!

PLA-1137 shoots at Sunny, but she uses her sword to deflect the bullets.

PLA-1137: Stop resisting!

Sunny: Not until you tell us why you’re trying to kill us!

PLA-1137: I TOLD YOU! IT’S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!

PLA-1137 activates her jetpack and flies towards a scaffolding.

PLA-1137: Look out!

PLA-1137 blasts a chain holding up the scaffolding causing it to fall towards Sunny.

Sunny: Shoot!

Sunny runs out of the way as the scaffolding crashes to the ground.

PLA-1137: JUST DIE ALREADY!

PLA-1137 flies back to the ground and pulls out her sword. She and Sunny then get into another sword fight, but this time, it is much longer than before.

Sunny: Just tell us!

PLA-1137: NEVER!

PLA-1137 kicks Sunny out of the alleyway. She then jumps at her, but Sunny dodges and PLA-1137 falls into the road, where a car runs her over, damaging part of her helmet.

PLA–1137: AGH! SON OF A B****!

PLA-1137 continues fighting Sunny as they make their way across stairs to the top of a building until they get to the roof.

Sunny: Stop fighting and tell us your motives!

PLA-1137: WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!?

PLA-1137 pulls out her gun and fires at Sunny, only for her to dodge all of them. Sunny then kicks PLA-1137’s gun out of her hand and it falls into a sewer hole.

PLA-1137: AAGGHHHH!!!

PLA-1137 pulls out two swords.

Sunny: OH S***!

Sunny desperately tries to avoid both of the swords as the fighting intensifies. Eventually, they climb to the top of a chimney. PLA-1137 eventually overwhelms Sunny and kicks her into the chimney’s entrance before jumping down after her. Both of them end up inside of an abandoned warehouse as they continue their fight.

PLA-1137: WILL YOU EVER JUST STOP RESISTING?!

The visions of General Potter and Denny reappear.

Denny: You heard her! Stop resisting!

General Potter: You’ll never stand a chance!

Sunny swings her sword at General Potter’s vision.

Denny: OH S***!

The visions disappear as the fighting continues.

PLA-1137: Don’t let your guard down! I’ll get you eventually!

Sunny and PLA-1137 continue fighting as they head up to the second floor.

Sunny: TELL US YOUR MOTIVES!

PLA-1137: Rule number 2! Keep all motives secret!

Sunny: SERIOUSLY?!?

Sunny and PLA-1137 end up making their way into an elevator as it shuts. The two stop fighting while they wait for the elevator to go down.

Sunny: So, when do you think RH will release Vandal Buster Part II?

PLA-1137: I heard it’s sometime in June.

Sunny: Cool! Ok, get ready! Doors are about to open!

Sure enough, once the doors open, Sunny and PLA-1137 continue fighting as they make their way into the basement. They end up entering a room full of active machinery and they end up on a conveyer belt leading into the sewers. Eventually, the two are dropped into the sewers and continue the fight from within.

Sunny: Ew! We’re in the sewers!

PLA-1137: The perfect place to terminate you!

PLA-1137 flies past Sunny and throws her sword at her. Sunny dodges and it ends up killing a crocodile.

PLA-1137: Darn it!

Meanwhile, at the SML house, Shrek is sitting on a toilet pooping.

Shrek: Oh! So much cheesecake! Well, time to flush!

Shrek flushes the toilet causing a huge wave of his diarrhea to come splashing throughout the sewer system.

Sunny: CRAP!

PLA-1137: S***!

Sunny climbs up a ladder while PLA-1137 gets hit by the wave of poop and is sent flying into a wall.

PLA-1137: EW! GROSS!

Sunny jumps off the ladder and they continue fighting. Eventually, they climb up another ladder and exit a manhole and end up back on the streets.

PLA-1137: STOP RESISTING OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!

Sunny: WHY WON’T YOU TELL US YOUR MOTIVES?!

PLA–1137: ENOUGH!

PLA-1137 grabs the manhole cover and throws it at Sunny and it hits her, sending her flying into a barricaded door to an abandoned building, destroying it. PLA-1137 follows her inside.

Sunny: GEEZ! THERE’S A LOT OF MACHINERY IN HERE!

PLA-1137: I KNOW! NOW, TIME TO DIE!

PLA-1137 throws another of her swords at Sunny, but she dodges and the sword flies into a furnace, destroying it.

PLA-1137: AW, COME ON!

PLA-1137 flies towards Sunny, but she grabs a nearby rock and throws it at her, destroying her jetpack and sending her falling to the floor.

PLA-1137: OW!

At this point, PLA-1137’s helmet is completely destroyed, revealing her entire head, showing she is an anthropomorphic fox and her eyes are also shown to be red.

Sunny: Wait. YOU’RE BRAINWASHED?!?

PLA-1137: JUST GIVE UP ALREADY!

PLA-1137 throws multiple boxes at Sunny, which she dodges.

Sunny: Somehow, I need to snap her out of it!

PLA-1137 heads towards Sunny, but she turns a nearby valve causing it to spray hot stem in PLA-1137’s face.

PLA-1137: AGH!

Suddenly, her eyes briefly turn blue, but turns back to red.

Sunny: It’s heat that stops her!

PLA-1137 chases Sunny to the second floor where a massive overheating stove is seen shooting out smoke.

Sunny: That should stop her!

PLA-1137: TIME TO DIE!

PLA-1137 grabs Sunny and forces her head towards the stove.

PLA-1137: FINALLY! YOUR TIME HAS ENDED!

Sunny: NO! IT’S YOURS!

PLA–1137: WHAT?!

Sunny grabs PLA-1137 and forces one of her arms onto one of the stove panels, setting the arm on fire.

PLA-1137: AGGHHH!!!

Suddenly, the armor starts to malfunction from overheating exposure.

PLA-1137: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! NOOO!!!

The armor shorts out and explodes. PLA-1137’s eyes then turn back to blue.

PLA-1137: What happened? Where am I?

Sunny: I just freed you from it’s control.

PLA-1137: Thanks, but what was I doing while in that state?

Sunny: It doesn’t matter, but what matters is you’re free.

PLA-1137: Ok!

Sunny: Anyways, why did you try to kill us?

PLA-1137: Well, this guy named I.M Meen forced me to serve him to kill his targets. When I refused to, he put me inside this armor and it brainwashed me to obey his every command.

Sunny: Man! Well, at least you’re finally no longer under his control.

PLA-1137: Thanks. By the way, my actual name is Paula Fox.

Sunny: Nice to meet you.

Paula: Yeah. So what are you doing?

Sunny: Me and my friends are plotting to overthrow I.M Meen and stop him from taking over the city. I’m sure the others will allow you to help.

Paula: Thanks! Hopefully, he will be defeated!

Sunny: I know! Well, let’s go find the others.

Sunny and Paula exit the building.

Paula: Also, you do realize I was wearing almost nothing underneath that armor?

Sunny: I know! Hopefully, you will find some clothes.

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CHAPTER 17 - INDUSTRIAL HIJINKS


CHAPTER 17 - INDUSTRIAL HIJINKS

Synopsis: Junior, Joseph, Cody, Saiko, Bowser, SMG4 Mario, Zero Suit Samus and SMG4 head to the Industrial District to defeat Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar. Meanwhile, Sunny Funny and Paula Fox continue to look for the others and they end up getting caught in the fight at the Industrial District!

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At a large factory, Spider Man is seen making web bombs which he throws at people, trapping them in webs.

Spider Man: Yeah! Taste my webs!

Ice Man spills some ice cubes all over the road causing people to slip and fall.

Ice Man: Told you to watch out for the ice!

Firestar throws another fire bomb at a building, blowing it up. Many of the characters see this.

Cody: Ok! There they are! We just have to defeat them and take back the District! After that, we will go after I.M Meen!

Joseph: Got it!

Junior: Me and SMG4 will fight Spider Man!

Cody: Me, Saiko, Bowser and SMG4 Mario will fight Ice Man!

Joseph: I’ll fight Firestar!

Cody: Ok! Everyone split up!

Everyone splits up and enters the factory.

Meanwhile.

Sunny and Paula are roaming throughout the Industrial District. Paula is now wearing a white and orange jacket with a P on the front.

Sunny: Hopefully, the others are around here somewhere!

Paula: I sure hope so! Also, if we get to I.M Meen soon, I’m going to tear him from limb to limb for brainwashing me!

Sunny: Ok, then.. Anyways, I heard they should be at the Industrial District.

Moony UnFunny watches the two from the top of a building.

Moony: You traitor!

Moony leaves before Sunny and Paula can notice her.

Meanwhile.

Inside the factory, Joseph sneaks into a sweatshop where Firestar is burning stuff. Firestar picks up a book of The Rabbit.

Firestar: What kind of book is this?!

Firestar burns the book to cinders.

Joseph: Somehow, I got to stop her.

Joseph spots a bucket of water.

Joseph: Perfect.

Joseph grabs the bucket and throws it at Firestar, burning her.

Firestar: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Joseph: OH S***!

Joseph runs off.

Firestar: YOU GET BACK HERE!

Firestar chases after Joseph while throwing fireballs at him.

Firestar: EVERYONE! WE HAVE INTRUDERS!

Spider Man and Ice Man overhear Firestar.

Spider Man: INTRUDERS?!

Ice Man: LET’S GET THEM OUT OF HERE!

Spider Man and Ice Man run into the main lobby where they see the intruders.

Ice Man: THERE THEY ARE!

Spider Man: LET’S GET THEM!

Spider Man swings across the room as Ice Man runs downstairs. Eventually, they all begin fighting each other.

Junior: WATCH OUT!

Junior and SMG4 avoid Spider Man when he swings towards them.

Meanwhile.

Sunny and Paula are still searching throughout the district until they come across a factory.

Sunny: Maybe they could be in there-

Spider Man gets thrown out the window, but he shoots his web at a nearby light post and swings back inside.

Paula: Yeah. They’re definitely in there.

Sunny and Paula head towards the door, but a filing cabinet gets pushed out the window and falls in front of the door, blocking it.

Sunny: Darn it! Every time we try to get in.

Sunny and Paula head to the back of the factory and find an open vent.

Paula: Looks like we’ll have to get in through there.

The two climb into the vents and suddenly exit through the bathtub drain at the SML house.

Sunny: What the?!

Paula: How did we get here?!

Shrek: Seize them!

Sunny: SHOOT!

Sunny and Paula head back through the drain before the ogre army can catch them. The two then exit through the inside of the factory.

Sunny: Finally, we’re in!

Suddenly, Ice Man gets thrown past them and crashes through the window.

Ice Man: YYAAAHHHH!!!

Ice Man jumps back through the window and summons a giant snowstorm that shoots icicles everywhere.

Junior: Icicles!

Junior and the others avoid the icicles as they get stuck on the walls.

Ice Man: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sunny: We’re going to have to stop him somehow!

Paula: I see some gasoline!

Sunny knocks over the can of gasoline, spilling it on the floor and it forms a puddle underneath Ice Man.

Ice Man: Wait. What is this?

Sunny lights a nearby match and throws it onto the gasoline trail, setting it alight.

Ice Man: OH S***!

Ice Man gets set on fire.

Ice Man: I’M MELTING! MEELLTTTINNNGG!!!!

Ice Man gets melted into nothing.

Sunny: Ok! He’s defeated!

Suddenly, a cloud of vapor rises and forms into Ice Man’s shape.

Gas Man: YOU TWO DID THIS! COME HERE!

Paula: S***! IT DIDN’T WORK!

Gas Man chases the two throughout the factory.

Gas Man: COME BBAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!

Sunny throws her sword at Gas Man, but it phases through him.

Sunny: Darn! He’s made of gas!

The chase continues. Meanwhile, Junior and SMG4 are still fighting Spider Man, but because of his web swings, they are unable to reach him.

Junior: Darn it! He’s too high!

Spider Man shoots a web at SMG4 and swings him into the roof, knocking him through the roof.

SMG4: Ow!

Meanwhile, Gas Man is still chasing Sunny and Paula throughout the factory. Eventually, Paula uses a vacuum to suck Gas Man in and ejects him into the freezer before shutting the door. However, Gas Man, now turned back into Ice Man kicks the door down.

Paula: Darn it! Forgot he was made of gas!

Ice Man continues to chase them, while throwing icicles at them. Eventually, the two hide behind some boxes and Ice Man runs past them.

Paula: It’s going to be a matter of time before he spots us again!

Sunny: Forgot I had this! Maybe it will work!

Sunny pulls out the panel for the Iron Flower armor. After it scans her feet, it activates.

Paula: Cool!

Sunny: Ok! Now let’s see if this is harder for them!

Sunny exits and Ice Man spots her.

Ice Man: Found you!

Ice Man throws an icicle at Sunny, but the armor’s blades shred it apart.

Ice Man: WHAT?!

Sunny blasts numerous thorns at Ice Man.

Ice Man: OH SHI-

Ice Man is pierced by multiple thorns and eventually shatters into pieces. Sunny then grabs a nearby box and throws it on top of him before placing a weight on top of it.

Ice Man: Darn it! This is too heavy!

Sunny: Ok! Ice Man has been dealt with!

Paula: Nice!

Meanwhile, SMG4 and Junior are still trying to hit Spider Man.

Spider Man: (mock singing) Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead. Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman!

Spider Man shoots web at a nearby crate and throws it at Junior and SMG4. However, Sunny enters and destroys the crate with one of her omega beams.

Spider Man: WHAT?!?

Junior: Hey, Sunny!

SMG4: Cool armor!

Sunny: Over here, Spider Man!

Spider Man: GET OVER HERE!

Spider Man shoots web at Sunny, but her blades shred it.

Spider Man: NO! MY WEBS ARE THE STICKIEST THING ON EARTH!

Sunny shoots thorns at Spider Man as he crawls very fast all over the ceiling to avoid them.

Sunny: Hold still!

Spider Man shoots web out of both of his hands at two pillars, swings towards Sunny and kicks her out the window. She lands on top of Boko, crushing him.

Boko: Ow!

Sunny flies back into the building as the fight continues.

Spider Man: (mock singing again) Livin' on the edge, fightin' crime, spinning webs! Swinging from the highest ledge! He can leap above our heads!

Junior: QUIT WITH THE SINGING!

Spider Man: NEVER!

Spider Man shoots web at Junior and he dodges it. Boko pokes his head through the window.

Boko: Did you win yet?

Boko gets hit by the web and falls to the ground. Spider Man continues fighting Sunny, but he doesn’t notice behind him that Paula has grabbed a bag of sawdust and is in front of a fan.

Paula: Hey!

Spider Man turns around.

Spider Man: WHAT THE?!?

Paula pours the sawdust in front of the fan and it blows into Spider Man’s face.

Spider Man: MY EYES! I CAN’T SEE!

While Spider Man is blinded, Sunny shoots him with an omega beam and he falls to the floor.

Spider Man: I. Don’t feel so good.

Spider Man passes out.

SMG4: Nice! He’s finished!

Junior: The only one left is Firestar!

Meanwhile, Joseph is still dodging Firestar’s fireballs as she starts to lose her patience.

Firestar: WHY WON’T YOU BURN?!?

A burst of fire forms around Firestar and forms into the shape of a Phoenix.

Joseph: HOLY S***!

The fire Phoenix chases after Joseph, burning things in its path. The others notice it as the others who faced the first three districts enter.

Endless: OH MY GOD!

Radish: She’s lost it!

ZS Samus: We need to stop her!

Sunny: Well, I don’t know if my omega beams will land a hit on her.

Tari: I’ll try to stop her!

Firestar: BURN, BABY! BURN!

Tari heads upstairs and spots Firestar.

Firestar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?

Tari: Stopping your madness!

Firestar: PREPARE TO BE INCINERATED!!!

The fire Phoenix breathes fire at Tari, but she dodges it.

Firestar: COME BACK HERE, YOU!

The fire Phoenix breathes more fire and it ends up knocking over several boxes and they land on Firestar.

Firestar: OW!

The fire Phoenix suddenly glitches for a moment.

SMG4: Hurting her will destroy it!

Tari: Got it!

The fire Phoenix breathes fire at Tari, but she stands in front of Firestar and dodges causing the fire to hit Firestar.

Firestar: OW! DON’T BURN ME!

The fire Phoenix continues breathing fire all over the place as Tari tricks it into hurting Firestar more.

Firestar: HOW ARE YOU LOSING?! KILL HER!

Tari blasts a large lamp on the ceiling and it falls on Firestar, knocking her out. The fire Phoenix screeches as it glitches and explodes.

SMG4: Yes! She’s defeated!

Radish: Now, the Industrial District is finished!

Crash: Nice, Sunny! Also, how did you do stopping PLA-1137? Also, who is that

Sunny: That’s Paula Fox! She was also PLA-1137.

Everyone: WHAT?!?

Sunny: But she was brainwashed which was why she was trying to kill us. I managed to free her.

Crash: Ok. Well, we might as well go after I.M Meen now-

Suddenly, Cop 5 and Dan enter.

Cop 5: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Dan: YOU WILL NOT OVERTHROW I.M MEEN! HE DESERVES TO BE PRIME MINISTER! CRASH DOESN’T!

Crash: THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT PENSACOLA IS NOW IN CHAOS!

Dan: BULLS***! YOU DIDN’T SAVE CRANKY KONG!

Crash: I GOT THE WRONG F****** ADDRESS!

Suddenly, Dan pulls out a gun.

Dan: DON’T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU-

Sunny blasts Dan with her omega beam. However, part of his face is blasted off, revealing metal mechanisms.

Crash: A ROBOT?!?

Dan: You will regret this!

Dan and Cop 5 exit.

Katy: That was a robot all along?!?

Tari: Does that mean I.M Meen created him?!?

Meggy: Maybe! We might as well go defeat I.M Meen!

Everyone exits the factory.

Meanwhile.

I.M Meen watches as Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar’s cameras turn to static, meaning they have been defeated.

I.M Meen: OH NO, NO NO, NO, NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I.M Meen grabs the computer and throws it across the room as Palpatine enters.

Palpatine: OH S***!

Palpatine uses his force lightning to burn the computer into ash.

Palpatine: What’s going on?!

I.M Meen: The Industrial District has been taken back! Now, we’re the only ones left!

Palpatine:  S***! We have to hurry and stop them before our rule ends!

I.M Meen: I’m hoping to do so!

RH 3.0 and Moony Unfunny enters.

RH 3.0: Still no luck in finding our targets. But I’m planning to bring back some robot duplicates with this device!

I.M Meen: It’s a device that when the button is pushed zaps anyone within it’s blast radius and then generates any clone of them depending on the settings!

Invertosis teleports in.

Invertosis: Cool! I can make more inverted ones!

RH 3.0: I also heard that there is a radio tower nearby so if we can hook up the device to it and activate it, it will zap EVERYONE in Pensacola and make the clones!

I.M Meen: Yes! Then, hopefully we could use them to break the other villains out of jail and get the districts back!

Moony: Also, I have some bad news!

I.M Meen: What is it?!

Moony: It’s about PLA-1137.

I.M Meen: Is she dead?!?

Moony: No. But it’s much worse!

I.M Meen: What... is.. it..

Moony: I’ll tell you. But you’re not going to like it.

Moony whispers into I.M Meen’s ear about PLA-1137’s betrayal.

I.M Meen: (so furious that his screams are so loud it scares the birds out of the trees around the town hall) WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????!!!!!!!?????

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CHAPTER 18 - ORDER 65


CHAPTER 18 - ORDER 65

Synopsis: After taking back the Industrial District, all of the characters set out to take back the Financial District and defeat I.M Meen! However, RH 3.0 and Moony UnFunny are plotting to activate a radio tower to create loads of duplicates! Will they succeed?

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At the Town Hall, both RH 3.0 and Boko are standing in front of a target as they desperately try to avoid many things I.M Meen is throwing at them. Eventually, I.M Meen throws his desk at the two, sending them crashing through the wall.

I.M Meen: I CAN’T BELIEVE PLA-1137 BETRAYED ME!

Palpatine: I know! This is much worse than when Vader put my favorite lightsaber in the tumble dryer when he was doing the laundry!

RH 3.0: But me and Moony will be heading out to find the radio tower in order to make the duplicates!

I.M Meen: Fine, but hurry! Our plans will fail if you don’t!

Moony: Got it!

Moony teleports away while RH 3.0 flies through the window and it breaks.

I.M Meen: USE THE DOORS! USE THE DOORS!

Meanwhile.

Sunny enters a warehouse with a flowerpot full of dirt.

Sunny: Ok! Just going to eat some dirt before we go after I.M Meen.

Sunny eat some dirt and the visions of General Potter and Denny Funny reappear.

General Potter: That’s right! Keep eating, you disgrace!

Denny: That was for failing to save us from Greenhouse!

Sunny: You’re right. I did fail.

General Potter: Finally! Took you long enough to accept it!

Sunny: Yes. But I also accept my real brother and father wouldn’t say those to me!

Denny: WHAT?!

General Potter: OF COURSE WE WOULD! YOU FAILED TO SAVE US!

Sunny: Shut up!

General Potter: THE F*** DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE S***?!?

Sunny: There’s an example! My real father would never cuss and scream at me!

Denny: YEAH, HE WOULD!

Sunny: And my real brother would never turn his back on me!

Suddenly, the visions turn from blue to red.

General Potter: LISTEN TO US, YOU DISRESPECTING S***! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT DOESN’T MEAN WE WON’T QUIT REMINDING YOU OF YOUR FAILURE!

Sunny: Oh, really?

General Potter and Denny realize they are starting to distort indicating the Satan’s Breath is wearing off.

Denny: Wait. WHAT’S GOING ON?!? THE F*** DID YOU DO?!?

Sunny: Looks like you guys are ceasing to exist. Looks like you two are disgraces to I.M Meen. Well, I better go to help stop him. I’ll see you later. Or not.

Sunny leaves as the visions begin to scream at her.

General Potter: YOU GET BACK HERE, YOU!

Denny: WE WILL BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU! YOU NEED US!

Sunny has left the building.

General Potter: DID YOU NOT HEAR US?!? YOUUU NEEDDD UUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Both General Potter and Denny glitch and explode into nothing.

Meanwhile.

On a large cruise ship, RH 3.0 and Moony are on the ship. Moony is also holding the duplicate device.

Moony: Ok! So, the radio tower should be near Mt. Pensacola!

RH 3.0: Right! Unfortunately, because I’m not waterproof and Mt. Pensacola is across the ocean, we had to take a ship to get there.

RH 3.0 and Moony overhear a bunch of men talking to each other.

Man 1: So I just heard Vandal Buster Part II was announced!

Man 3: I know! I also can’t wait for that series involving people with no memories and emotions!

Man 2: So am I!

RH 3.0: HEY! CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!?

Moony: We’re trying to focus on our plans!

Man 1: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Man 3: GET THEM!

The men grab RH 3.0 and Moony and head towards the edge.

Moony: Hey! What are you doing?! Stop-

The men throw RH 3.0 and Moony overboard. RH 3.0 quickly activates his boosters and catches Moony.

RH 3.0: Looks like we will have to continue from here!

The two fly off.

Meanwhile.

Cop 5 and Dan enter the wreckage of the abandoned Troll Enclosure II.

Cop 5: Look everywhere. No more inmates. No more guards. NO MORE ANYTHING!

Cop 5 grabs a nearby gun and breaks it over his knee in anger.

Cop 5: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT FLOWER RUINED EVERYTHING AT THE CAMP!

Dan: I KNOW! THIS IS WHY CRASH SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN PRIME MINISTER AND NOW HE IS STARTING TO TAKE BACK OUR CITY!

Cop 5: Well, hopefully, he will be stopped and we will regain control of our city!

Dan: Yes!

Cop 5 and Dan laugh as the other characters including Crash watch them from a rooftop.

Crash: There they are!

Meggy: Still can’t believe Dan was a robot all along!

Sunny: I know! This was unexpected!

RH: Right! Just like those constant cliches many people do to surprise their viewers! (Unknowingly referring to himself)

Crash: Perhaps we should get rid of those guys as well!

Dan: Well, I’ll see you later! I have to go work on stuff!

Cop 5: Ok!

Dan enters a car and drives off.

Paula: Well, I think I’ll go deal with Dan!

Sunny: Ok! Be careful!

Paula: See you later!

Paula leaves the building.

Meanwhile.

RH 3.0 and Moony are struggling to climb the radio tower as due to the violent snowstorm, it caused the metal forming the tower to become slick.

RH 3.0: Come on! Get up there-

RH 3.0 and Moony fall of the tower.

RH 3.0: How can this get any worse?!

A massive pile of snow falls off the tower and the two get buried in it.

Moony: You had to ask. YOU JUST HAD TO ASK!

Meanwhile.

I.M Meen is in the office and he, Palpatine and Invertosis are listening to the intercom connected to 3.0.

RH 3.0: (voice) Ok! We’re at the tower! We just have to make it to the top and hook the device up! However, when the tower is turned on, we must warn you that everyone within the city including you will receive an electric shock upon activation.

Invertosis: Crap.

I.M Meen: Is it going to hurt?

Moony: Oh! Just a little!

Suddenly, I.M Meen’s phone rings.

I.M Meen: Who is that?

I.M Meen answers the phone and Meggy’s voice is heard.

Meggy: Hey, I.M Meen!

I.M Meen: Hi, Meggy! What are you doing?

Meggy: I just called to tell you that soon we will be coming for you, you will be overthrown and Crash will take back control of the city!

I.M Meen laughs evilly.

I.M Meen: I don’t think so! They will die trying just like “the others!”

Meggy: What do you mean others?

I.M Meen: You know? Your teammates? The Splat Squad?

Meggy: What are you talking about?

I.M Meen: I still remember and RELISH the day I gave the order!

Meggy: (now starting to sound angry) Order 64?!?

I.M Meen: That one! Yes! When I executed the order, I was pleased to see all those inklings massacred!

Meggy: (furious) YOU CAUSED ORDER 64?!? YOU KILLED MY TEAMMATES?!?

I.M Meen: They were inklings. They obviously had to go. (Laughs evily)

Meggy: (now enraged) YOU ARE SO DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? YOU ARE SO F****** DEAD!

I.M Meen hangs up.

I.M Meen: Anyways. Any progress?

Moony: We just hooked up the device! It is ready to be activated!

I.M Meen: Good! Execute Order.. 65!

RH 3.0 pushes the button and it emits a massive soundwave throughout the city.

SMG4: GUYS! WHAT IS THAT-

Everyone gets an electric shock as it continues to spread throughout the city. Eventually, the process is finished.

Palpatine: Ow.

RH 3.0: The process is completed! We just have to get back to base and release them!

I.M Meen: Got it!

RH 3.0 and Moony head back to the Town Hall.

RH 3.0: They should be in the mechanical room!

RH 3.0 and Moony enter the mechanical room. Moony notices a tipped over piece of machinery, triggering a flashback to Badman Returns! where Jeffy knocked Nancy into one of the machinery. The flashback ends.

Moony: I wonder how it fell over?

The two then head to an overflowing metal structure.

RH 3.0: Time to release them!

RH 3.0 and Moony head to the balcony. RH 3.0 then pushes a button and the doors open, causing loads of inverted ones and robotic duplicates to match and fly out of the machine as they keep chanting “Victory is ours!”.

RH 3.0: Yes! MARCH, MY MINIONS!

RH 3.0 and Moony laugh evily.

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CHAPTER 19 - RETURN OF THE TWO BATTLES


CHAPTER 19- RETURN OF THE TWO BATTLES

Synopsis: Paula Fox tracks down Dan and the two engage in a battle. Meanwhile, Sunny Funny confronts Moony UnFunny at Mt. Pensacola and begin their most deadliest fight yet!

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At a massive industrial factory, Dan is seen watching over the construction of several weapons.

Dan: Keep going Everyone! It’s only a matter of time before Crash eventually wins!

Suddenly, a door is heard entering.

Guard: Hey! What are you doing here?! You’re not allowed-

The unseen intruder murders the guard as the others rush to stop them.

Dan: Hey! What’s going on over there?!

Dan looks over the balcony and spots Paula Fox killing the last of the guards.

Dan: You!

Paula: There you are, Dan!

Dan pulls out his gun and shoots at Paula, but she dodges it.

Dan: F***!

Dan rushes upstairs as Paula chases after him.

Meanwhile.

Moony UnFunny teleports onto a building and spots Sunny at the bottom with Crash and the others.

Sunny: So why didn’t you bring your HUNTER armor?

Crash: It’s at the Town Hall! I can’t enter it alone!

Katy: Good point.

Moony: Might as well finish the job.

Moony pulls out a gun and aims at Sunny.

Moony: Prepare to be terminated-

Suddenly, a bird flies into Moony and knocks her off the building and she lands in a trash can, alerting the others.

Crash: WHAT THE?!

Sunny: There she is again!

Moony: Aw come on!

Moony quickly teleports away.

Crash: What’s up with her?!

Katy: She is still aiming at us!

Suddenly, Sunny sees thorough Mooney’s POV.

Sunny: What the? Somehow, I can see where Moony is heading!

Crash: How?

RH: That’s her name?

Sunny: Yes. Anyways, I see she is landing at Mt. Pensacola.

The POV shuts off.

Sunny: Well, I’m heading there to defeat her!

RH: Good luck!

Tari: Be careful!

Sunny enters a car and drives off. Meggy is suddenly seen throwing trash cans around the place.

Meggy: I CAN’T BELIEVE I.M MEEN CAUSED ORDER 64!

Tari: HE DID?!

Meggy: Yes! Wait. How did you know?

Tari: I hope you don’t mind if I tell you this, but while you were in the bacta tank, I looked in your diary!

Meggy: WHAT?!?

Meanwhile.

Moony is at Mt. Pensacola standing inside of a console room. She suddenly notices Sunny pulling up and getting out.

Moony: What’s she doing here?

Moony teleports out of the building and teleports in front of Sunny.

Moony: Hey! How did you find me?!

Sunny: I saw through your POV.

Moony: What?! How?!

Sunny: I’m guessing because we both share the same DNA. Anyways, I have came here to stop you.

Moony: That will be impossible! I was made with your DNA! I can predict everything you are about to do!

Sunny: Well, I can still find a way to stop you.

Sunny pulls out her sword.

Sunny: I will do what I must.

Moony: You will try.

Moony pulls out her sword and lunges at Sunny. The two flowers then engage in a violent sword fight that lasts longer than the fight at the Town Hall. Moony kicks Sunny to the ground, but she quickly gets up and continues fighting.

Meanwhile.

Back at the factory, Dan rushes into a hallway and enters a nearby room and locks the door. Paula rushes to the door and upon seeing it is locked, grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and throws it at the door, breaking it down.

Dan: S***!

Dan runs off as the chase continues.

Meanwhile.

Back at Mt. Pensacola, the swordfight continues. Both Sunny and Moony now head onto a bridge suspended over a pit of lava. As they continue fighting, they both make their way into the console room.

Back at the factory.

The chase continues until Dan and Paula make their way into a room with a giant tank of lava.

Paula: Nowhere to run!

Dan: That’s what you think!

Dan pushes a button causing a ladder to emerge from the ceiling.

Paula: You’re not getting away!

Paula throws her sword at Dan, knocking him to the floor.

Dan: OH! THAT’S IT!

Dan pulls out a sword and he and Paula get into a swordfight.

Meanwhile.

Inside the console room, Sunny and Moony continue fighting.

Moony: You’re just in time! To be “choked”!

Moony uses the power of refusion to telekinetically strangle Sunny. However, Sunny is able to throw her sword at Moony, knocking her onto the table and breaking the hold.

Moony: Darn it!

Sunny jumps onto the table as she and Moony continue fighting.

Back at the factory.

Dan and Paula continue fighting until Dan gets knocked into the tank, causing the lava to spill and begin to fill up the room as the factory catches on fire.

Dan: Aw, shoot!

Paula: S***!

Both Dan and Paula climb up the ladder to get away from the lava and they end up on the rooftop.

Meanwhile.

Sunny and Moony continue fighting until Moony uses the power of refusion again. This time, Sunny quickly blocks it with her sword with the force causing both of them to get flung to opposite sides of the room. Moony gets up and grabs her sword. Moony rushes at Sunny and jumps in the air with the sword point at Sunny. Sunny quickly gets out of the way and the sword gets jammed onto a button ready “Super Duper Mega Extrema Lava Mode!” All of the forcefields around the volcano disappear as the entire place begins to erupt. Moony chases Sunny to the balcony on the side of the building and they continue fighting as they near the end of the balcony.

Back at the factory.

The entire factory has now erupted in flames as many people in the bottom floor scramble to get out of the building. Lava begins to melt through the ceilings and flow into the bottom floor as people get caught and engulfed by the magma.

Meanwhile.

Sunny jumps onto a thin railing suspended over lava as she carefully heads to the other side of the river. Moony jumps onto the platform and they continue fighting as they inch to the other side of the lava. Eventually, they reach the other side and jump off onto a bridge as the fighting continues.

Back at the factory.

Dan and Paula are on the rooftop as they continue sword fighting. Eventually, Paula strikes Dan in the face with her sword, shattering his faceplate entirely.

Dan: AGH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

Dan strikes Paula in the knee with his sword.

Paula: AGH!

Paula falls to the floor as Dan advances towards her.

Meanwhile.

Sunny and Moony continue fighting across the bridge. However, they look behind them to notice a massive splash of lava beginning to land around them. The two spot a nearby covering and rush to it. The two run to opposite sides and take cover from the lava.

Moony: This is another mess you got us into!

Sunny: You were the one who brought us out here!

Suddenly, the lava begins to melt the platform that Sunny and Moony are on. The two rush out, but the lava splashes in front of them, blocking their path.

Sunny: Darn it!

The two rush back and grab onto the structure as it detached and plummets into the river of lava. Sunny and Moony cling to the top as the structure floats down the river of lava.

Back at the factory.

The lava has now caused the roof to begin to break apart.

Paula: SHOOT!

Paula quickly gets up and dodges Dan’s sword.

Dan: GET BACK HERE!

Paula slices at Dan’s arms, cutting them off.

Dan: AGH!

Dan watches as his sword plummets into the rising magma.

Dan: You have really done it now, PLA-1137.

Paula: PLA-1137 is no more. I go by Paula Fox now.

Paula kicks Dan off the roof.

Dan: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dan falls into the river of magma and sinks into the lava as he is destroyed.

Back at the Town Hall.

I.M Meen is seen in his office watching Dan and his jaw drops in horror as he witnesses Dan’s death.

I.M Meen: No. NO. NO! NOO!! NOOOOOO!!!!

I.M Meen grabs his desk and throws it through the roof. He suddenly morphs into a wolf and runs on all four of his legs out the office knocking down Boko in the process. I.M Meen runs to the roof to the Town Hall, jumps onto the top of the dome and howls in anger at the full moon.

Meanwhile.

As the structure floats down the river, Sunny and Moony continue fighting on top. Suddenly, the two notice the structure is heading for a massive lava fall.

Sunny: S***!

Sunny notices a nearby cable, grabs it and jumps off as she swings through the air.

Moony: You get back here!

Moony grabs another cable and swings after Sunny. The two strike at each other with their swords as they pass by. Sunny then spots a floating platform in the lava and timing her jump, lets go of the cable and falls onto the platform managing to land on it. Sunny watches as the structure with Moony still on it begins to fall down the lava fall. However, Moony quickly gets back on and runs to the top and jumps off. Moony manages to land on a mobile boulder as the structure finally plunged into the lava below.

Sunny: Oh s***!

Moony makes the boulder float towards Sunny and the two continue fighting once at a close enough distance. Eventually, the two stop and exchange conversation.

Sunny: I told you that you won’t stand a chance.

Moony: I don’t believe you! I will beat you for sure!

Sunny: Moony! There will be consequences for if you continue!

Moony: COSENQUENCES! SCHMONQUENCES! I WILL KILL YOU!

Sunny: WELL, THEN YOU ARE LOST!

Their respective platforms continue to float down the river of lava with both Sunny and Moony never taking an eye off of each other’s position.

Moony: This is the end for you, Sunny.

Moony jumps off her boulder and lands on Sunny’s platform. The two continue to fight with more difficulty due to the decreased amount of space. Eventually, Moony knocks Sunny off guard and whacks off her right hand with her sword.

Sunny: AGGHHH!!!

Sunny watches as her severed hand falls into the lava and sinks.

Sunny: YOU B****!

Sunny continues to fight Moony with her sword being held in her remaining hand, ignoring the stinging pain. Eventually, Sunny spots the platform approaching a lava bank. Sunny jumps off and lands on the lava bank as the platform stops.

Sunny: It's over, Moony! I have the high ground!

Moony: You underestimate my power!

Sunny: Don't try it!

Moony jumps off the platform and lunges towards Sunny. Sunny quickly swings her sword at Moony and slices off her legs and one of her arms, causing Moony to drop her sword in the process. Moony falls to the ground and tumbles to the bottom, eventually stopping towards the lava. Sunny watches as Moony tries to climb up, but slides closer to the lava.

Moony: THIS ISN’T FAIR! THERE’S NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED ME!

Moony attempts to teleport away, but due to the agonizing pain, she just glitches for a second and stops.

Moony: WHAT’S HAPPENING?! WHY CAN’T I TELEPORT?!

Sunny: It seems your bond to the power of refusion has been greatly reduced.

Moony continues to slide even closer to the lava. Moony eyes her sword and attempts to telekinetically pull it towards her. However, the attempt is futile and Sunny eventually picks it up.

Sunny: You don’t deserve it.

Sunny throws the sword past Moony and it lands in the lava where it melts. Sunny begins to leave.

Moony: I- I HATE YOU!!!

Sunny stops, shaken by Moony’s words.

Sunny: You brought this upon yourself.

Eventually, the stumps where Moony’s legs used to be touch the lava and are set alight. Moony screams in pain and rage as she is engulfed by the flames.

Meanwhile.

At the Town Hall, Invertosis is in the office with Palpatine, eating chicken wings.

Palpatine: So your favorite food is chicken wings?

Invertosis: Yes. It’s something I share with my non-evil cousin, RH.

Suddenly, Invertosis senses something through the power of refusion.

Invertosis: MOONY!

Palpatine: What?!

Invertosis: Moony is in trouble! I must go! Tell I.M Meen that I can’t participate in the final battle!

Palpatine: Ok! See you later!

Invertosis rushes into the room full of inverted ones.

Invertosis: I need some Inverted ones to come with me to Mt. Pensacola immediately.

Inverted Shrek: Yes, sir!

Many inverted ones follow Invertosis to the roof where a massive blue ship is seen. Invertosis and the other inverted ones enter and Invertosis speaks with Inverted Radish.

Invertosis: Take us to Mt. Pensacola immediately!

Inverted Radish: On it!

Inverted Radish turns on the controls and the ship takes off.

Invertosis: I sense Moony is in danger.

Back at Mt. Pensacola.

Moony is now fully in flames. Most of her dress has melted into her skin, her formally dark blue skin is now a torched black, her face is covered in scars and blisters and all of her pedals and thorns have been burned off. Sunny watches the flaming abomination that used to be Moony and finally leaves the area, leaving Moony to die. Sunny heads back to the parking lot just as another car pulls up. Paula then gets out.

Paula: Nice! You’re still alive!

Sunny: Thanks! I just took care of Moony.

Paula: Ok! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?!?

Sunny: Moony cut it off, but I’ll be fine!

Paula: Ok, then!

Paula and Sunny enter the car and drive off.

Meanwhile.

Palpatine heads into I.M Meen’s office.

I.M Meen: What brings you here, Palpatine?

Palpatine: I regret to inform you that Invertosis has left.

I.M Meen: Why?

Palpatine: We went off to find Moony.

I.M Meen gets out of his seat.

I.M Meen: Then we must move quickly. Crash and the others are relentless. If they are all not destroyed, then our entire master plan will collapse over our heads. Give the duplicates the order to massacre anyone who tries to fight back as well as Crash and the others. Once they see them, tell them not to hesitate. Show no mercy.

Palpatine: What about the other villains?

I.M Meen: Their releases will be dealt with. First. I want you and RH 3.0 to head to Alcatraz. Find all of the villains and release them. Once more, the villains will rule Pensacola and will achieve our peace in the city.

Palpatine: Yes, Prime Minister.

I.M Meen sits back down as Palpatine exits the office.

I.M Meen: You have done well so far, Crash. However, your little game ends here. Meanwhile, while you were plotting to stop me, I had Invertosis and Palpatine invent this!

I.M Meen pulls out a metal collar. He then hooks it around his waist.

I.M Meen: Soon. When we finally meet, it will be the battle to end all battles. One will perish. One will keep rule over Pensacola!

I.M Meen laughs evilly as the screen cuts to black.

I.M Meen: (voice) One shall stand. One shall fall.

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CHAPTER 20 - REMOVED FROM POWER


CHAPTER 20 - REMOVED FROM POWER

Synopsis: In the epic final chapter of The Election, Crash and the others set out to defeat I.M Meen and his allies and take back Pensacola! Will they succeed? Find out in the epic conclusion of The Election!

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Crash and the others are inside of Dr. Finkleshitz’ lab.

Crash: Ok! So soon, we will fight I.M Meen and the remaining villains and take back the entire city from his control!

Dr. Finkleshitz: Well, the thing is that he set up cameras all over the city in order to monitor your movements! He probably knows you are trying to rebel!

Radish: True. But we defeated many of his troops! He won’t be able to have that much defense!

I.M Meen is seen in his office watching from the camera.

I.M Meen: Just keep planning. Your demise is imminent!

Sunny and Paula enter the lab.

Sunny: Hey, everyone!

Crash: Hi!

Sunny: We defeated both Moony and Dan!

Meggy: Nice!

Sunny: Though I did lose a hand.

Dr. Finkleshitz: First your eye! Now this?!

Paula: What does he mean?

Sunny: It’s a long story.

One moment later.

Sunny now has an orange prosthetic hand.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Try not to lose any more body parts!

Crash: Anyways, now let’s go stop I.M Meen!

Everyone exits the lab.

Meanwhile.

Palpatine and Onion Cream meet each other at the museum.

Palpatine: We better make sure Crash and his allies don’t take back the city!

Onion Cream: Agreed! I need to bring my fellow trolls so we can restart our organization!

Palpatine: And RH 3.0 is heading out to free the other villains!

Onion Cream: Right! Perhaps with your lightning, you can bring back the trolls?

Palpatine: I think I can do so. Let me try!

Palpatine raises his arms in the sky as storm clouds start to form.

Palpatine: (chanting) The force was born of evil's fire. The force shall be their portal. They come to claim, they come to sire. The end of all things mortal!

A massive surge of lightning bursts throughout the city and zaps the wreckage of the Veggiecorp building until the entire rubble explodes. Eventually, a massive portal opens and all of the wiki trolls emerge.

SquidwardPepe: Finally! We’re back!

Vandal Clown: How long were we out?

Suddenly, all of the wiki trolls are teleported away and reappear in front of Onion Cream.

Onion Cream: Welcome back, my fellow trolls!

Vandal Clown: Hi, Onion Cream!

SquidwardPepe: What are we doing here?

Onion Cream: The same thing we do everyday, SquidwardPepe. Try to take over the city!

The Brain from Pinky and the Brain shows up.

Brain: Hey! That sounds like a rip-off of my catchphrase!

Vandal Clown: Beat it!

Vandal Buster ties Brain to a rocket and lights it causing it to fly away from Pensacola.

Brain: I WILL BE BACK!

The Rocket crashes into Acme Labs.

Pinky: Hey, Brain! Where have you been?

Brain: It’s a long story.

Back in Pensacola.

At the office, I.M Meen is at his desk listening to a phone.

I.M Meen: Invertosis! How are you doing?

Invertosis: (voice) I’m trying to get to Moony, but Inverted Radish is holding up the time!

The ship is revealed to be parked at a burger place in space called Burger Empire.

Cashier: (voice) Welcome to Burger Empire! How may I take your order?

Inverted Radish: I’ll have 2 number nines. A number 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip.

Invertosis: WILL YOU HURRY IT UP?!? MOONY’S TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

Inverted Radish blasts Invertosis with inverted fire, sending him flying into Inverted Tari.

Invertosis and Inverted Tari: OW!

Inverted Radish: Sorry about that! Anyways, A number 7. Two number 45s.

Back at the office.

Invertosis: (voice) It’s probably going to take a while.

I.M Meen: Alright. But HURRY!

I.M Meen hangs up.

I.M Meen: Time to bring in my top enforcers!

I.M Meen pushes a button and Robo Sunny along with Robot Duplicates of Katy Kat and Paula Fox enter.

I.M Meen: All three of you! I need you to hunt down your organic counterparts! When you see them, show no mercy!

Robo Paula: Yes, Boss.

Robo Katy: Got it!

Robo Sunny: We will inform you when we kill them.

The three fly out of the window, breaking it.

I.M Meen: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO USE THE DOORS?!?

Meanwhile.

At the Alcatraz prison, all of the villains are seen in their cells.

Badman: Hopefully, we can get out and take back the city!

Murder Man: I know! It was going great until the others showed up and beaten us!

Ice Man: It’s all because PLA-1137 betrayed us and helped the others!

Firestar: True! I hope we can get out!

Suddenly, the villains hear prison guards screaming.

Guard 2: (voice) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY BACK! NOOO-

Guard 2 is killed.

Spider Man: Who is that?

Suddenly, a bomb is thrown into the cell halls and explodes, destroying the cell doors.

Murder Man: Yes! We’re free!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Finally!

Darth Vader: Who freed us?

RH 3.0 enters.

RH 3.0: Pack your things. We’re taking back the city.

Meanwhile.

RH is seen at the Financial District, until he spots Palpatine and Darth Vader nearby.

Palpatine: It’s about time you got out!

Darth Vader: Well, I got trapped in sand!

Palpatine: I knew I never should have took you in as my apprentice!

RH runs into an alleyway before they can see him. He then puts on the Vandal Buster suit.

Vandal Buster: Time to take back the city!

Vandal Buster heads to the top of a building and squirts gasoline all over the place.

Palpatine: Wait, Vader. Do you smell that?

Darth Vader: No. My nose got burnt on Mustafar.

Vandal Buster throws a match onto the trail, lighting it. The fire forms a giant symbol of the Vandal Buster’s face.

Darth Vader: WHAT THE?!?

Palpatine: IS THAT THE VANDAL BUSTER?!?

Vandal Buster: Surprise!

Vandal Buster leaps at Vader and kicks him to the ground.

Darth Vader: OW!

Palpatine: DIE!

Palpatine shoots lightning at Vandal Buster, but he kicks it back at Palpatine, knocking him over.

Palpatine: HOW?!?

Palpatine shoots more lightning, but Vandal Buster grabs Darth Vader and throws him at Palpatine, knocking both of them down.

Palpatine: OW! GET OFF!

Darth Vader: My armor is too heavy!

Vandal Buster runs off as Palpatine struggles to get free. I.M Meen has witnessed this from the window.

I.M Meen: PALPATINE! DON’T LET HIM GET AWAY!

Meanwhile.

Radish is at the rebuilt McDonald’s eating chicken nuggets while talking with Sunny.

Radish: Ok! We just have to get everyone else to help us with taking down I.M Meen! Who should we find?

Sunny: I have a couple friends.

Sunny pulls out her phone and contacts people.

Sunny: Hey, Azaz! We’re taking back the city! Are you in?

Azaz: Heck yeah I’m in! I’ll get AsphaltianOof and Skulldozer with me!

Sunny: Ok!

Sunny hangs up.

Sunny: They should arrive soon.

One moment later.

Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Skulldozer have arrived to McDonald’s.

Skulldozer: Ok! We made it!

Radish: Nice!

Sunny: I have an idea on how to recruit everyone else!

Radish: How?

Sunny: Ok. This one you have to do.

Sunny whispers into Radish’s ear.

Radish: Nice plan! This will definitely work!

Sunny: Right! Just head to the news station and turn on the cameras! Me and Pearl will advise everyone to watch the news!

Radish: Got it!

Radish runs out of McDonald’s.

Meanwhile.

At Boko’s House, Sunny knocks on the door and Bugs Bunny answers.

Bugs Bunny: Hey, Sunny!

Sunny: Hi! Basically, we’re taking back the city! Can you help us?

Bugs Bunny: Well, those are a lot of villains and I’m still trying to find where Boko is.

Sunny: Well, he’s working with the villains.

Bugs Bunny: WHAT?!?

Sunny: Yeah! He took over the Farming District, but Meggy, Buckaroo and Mouse took it back. However, he is still loose somewhere around the city.

Bugs Bunny: Ok! I’ll help! To find Boko!

Sunny: Thanks!

Meanwhile.

At the SML Wiki Headquarters, the users are seen talking with each other.

Trikkiboy: Ok, everyone! We need to find a way to defeat I.M Meen!

Endless: I know!

Culdee: I need to get back to Fortnite!

MarioFan2009: Seriously? That’s what you’re concerned about?

Culdee: I NEED IT!

InternetProblem: Well, I need to do The Woody Arc finale! It’s been a month late!

Suddenly, part of the wall is blasted apart, revealing RH 3.0.

RH 3.0: Hello, users.

Endless: 2.0?!?

MarioFan2009: I THOUGHT HE DIED?!?

RH 3.0: I don’t go by 2.0 anymore. I now go by 3.0!

InternetProblem: Ok?

RH 3.0: Anyways, Prepare to die!

RH 3.0 charges up an omega beam.

Trikkiboy: RUN!

Everyone runs out of the way as RH 3.0 destroys the room.

Agonzo: GET OUT OF HERE!

RH 3.0: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

RH 3.0 charges up a nuclear beam and all of the users rush out as the entire building explodes and collapses into rubble.

Trikkiboy: No! Our base of operations!

RH 3.0 emerges from the rubble.

RH 3.0: Get back here!

RH 3.0 fires multiple blasts as the users run off.

RH 3.0: COME BACK!!!

Meanwhile.

I.M Meen is at his office, speaking into an intercom.

I.M Meen: All robot duplicates! The time has come! Execute Order 66!

Palpatine: Hey! I wanted to say that!

All of the robot duplicates fly out of the town hall and invade the city.

Azaz: LOOK OUT!

Azaz pulls out a sword and decapitates several robot duplicates.

Robo Meggy: Don’t let them win-

Robo Meggy is sliced in half by Pearl.

Pearl: Killed one!

Skulldozer is on top of a tree shooting at several duplicates.

I.M Meen: Come on! Kill them! Murderize them!

Bugs Bunny stabs several robots with carrots.

Bugs Bunny: I won’t stop until I know where Boko is!

I.M Meen: Looks like I’ll have to unleash it.

I.M Meen activates a giant ray gun and blasts people with several doses of Satan’s Breath. Sunny gets exposed to it and the visions of Denny and General Potter reappear.

Denny: Hello, again traitor!

General Potter: Disgrace!

Sunny: You’re not my real brother and father!

Denny: ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

The visions explode.

Bugs Bunny: AH! I’M SEEING WATERSHIP DOWN!

Sunny: We need to destroy the Satan’s Breath!

Katy: Got it!

Sunny activates her Iron Flower armor and flies to the roof of the Town Hall.

Sunny: Ok! Time to destroy it!

Sunny charges am omega beam at the ray gun, but is knocked down by Robo Sunny.

Robo Sunny: Target acquired!

Sunny: WHAT?!?

Robo Sunny shoots at Sunny, but she dodges it and fights Robo Sunny. Eventually, Robo Sunny is knocked down. Sunny then shoots her, knocking her off the roof.

Sunny: Now to destroy it!

Sunny shoots at the ray gun and it explodes causing the Satan’s Breath to wear off.

I.M Meen: No! I got to get it manufactured!

I.M Meen runs into a truck and drives off.

Radish: He’s getting away with the serum!

Sunny: Well, I’ll make sure it gets discontinued!

Sunny flies after the truck and lands on top of it.

I.M Meen: WHAT THE?!? GET OFF!

I.M Meen swerves the truck around the road, but Sunny continues to stay on.

I.M Meen: COME ON! GET OFF!

Sunny cuts into the truck and fights I.M Meen over the serum.

I.M Meen: GIVE IT BACK! IT’S MINE!

Sunny: NEVER!

Eventually, the struggle causes the serum to fly out of the truck and it falls into the lava of Mt. Pensacola where it is destroyed.

I.M Meen: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I.M Meen kicks Sunny out of the truck as he drives back to the Town Hall.

Sunny: You get back here!

Sunny flies after I.M Meen. Meanwhile, Pearl is still destroying more robotic duplicates until she encounters Robo Paula.

Robo Paula: Target acquired.

Robo Paula shoots at Pearl, but she deflects it.

Pearl: Time to stop you!

Pearl fights against Robo Paula and eventually knocks her into an alleyway.

Robo Paula: You will never win!

Pearl: Die!

Pearl kicks Robo Paula into an electric circuit and she is electrocuted until her head explodes, destroying her.

Pearl: Got her!

Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny is still fighting more robotic duplicates until he encounters Boko.

Bugs Bunny: BOKO!

Boko: Bugs?!

Bugs Bunny: Why are you helping the villains?!?

Boko: Because of how everyone keeps treating me like s***! MarioFan2009 kept hurting me in his stories. Even my creator, Rh390110478 tortures me in his stories!

Bugs Bunny: Well, perhaps you never should have stole from Sunny’s garden!

Boko: ENOUGH!!!

Boko destroys his own robot duplicate, jumps inside and takes over its controls.

Boko: It’s time to die!

Boko shoots at Bugs Bunny, but he dodges.

Bugs Bunny: You f****** psychopath!

The Mouse is seen fighting more robotic duplicates until he spots Boko.

Mouse: You!

Boko spots Mouse.

Boko: YOU!

Mouse destroys his own robotic duplicate, runs inside and takes it over.

Mouse: I though you got killed by the shredder!

Boko: Well, I survived since I was able to dodge the blades!

Mouse: Well, time for a rematch!

Boko and Mouse use the robots to shoot and punch at each other. Meanwhile, Sunny is fighting with Robo Sunny.

Robo Sunny: It is time to die!

Robo Sunny kicks Sunny into a tree and charges an omega beam.

Robo Sunny: Say goodbye-

Suddenly, ZS Samus grabs Robo Sunny and jumps into the sky p, activating her self destruct mode.

Robo Sunny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! IT WILL KILL US BOTH!

ZS Samus: Never!

ZS Samus ejects herself from the suit at the last minute and falls to the ground.

Robo Sunny: NOOOO-

The suit explodes and Robo Sunny is destroyed.

ZS Samus: Ok! That’s another down. Just have to make another suit later.

Meggy destroys more robotic duplicates with her ink gun until Robo RH appears.

Robo RH: You again?!

Meggy has a flashback to when Robo RH nearly killed her in The Vandal Buster.

Meggy: My skills have doubled since the last time we met!

Robo RH: Good! Twice the pride, double the fall.

Robo RH and Meggy battle each other, Robo RH tries the same trick he used on Meggy in their battle at Veggiecorp, but this time, Meggy dodges the sword.

Meggy: It only works once!

Meggy stabs Robo RH through the chest with her sword and draws it upwards, slicing him in half and destroying him yet again.

Tari: Nice!

Meggy: Thanks!

Boko and Mouse continue fighting each other in their robots. Eventually, Mouse overwhelms Boko and destroys his robot.

Boko: NO!!!

Boko falls to the floor.

Mouse: Finally, you’re defeated!

Boko: Not for long!

Boko throws some debris dust into Mouse’s eyes, blinding him.

Mouse: AGH!

Boko grabs a nearby jetpack.

Boko: See you later, suckers!

Boko laughs as he activates the jetpack and flies away from the battle.

Mouse: COME BACK YOU COWARD!

Bugs Bunny: Let him go! I’ll deal with him later!

Mouse: Ok!

Mouse and Bugs Bunny continue to destroy more robotic duplicates.

Meanwhile.

Radish enters the news station and turns on the cameras just as Fishy Boopkins and Bob arrive to the SML House.

Bob: I hope this works!

Fishy Boopkins: Me too!

Bob and Fishy Boopkins break into the house and Shrek spots them.

Shrek: Ogres! Seize them!

Bob: Now!

Fishy Boopkins turns on the news and Shrek and his ogre army stop to watch.

Radish: Hey, Everyone! This is Radish. You probably know that ever since I.M Meen win the Election, we have had to deal with his and the villain’s unfair rules. However, we have finally gotten fed up with his rules and it’s about time we show him that he shouldn’t have messed with this city! So, all of you must unite and rebel against what’s left of his army! And should we win the day, the Election Day shall no longer be known as a special event, but the day when we declare with one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! WE ARE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE! TODAY! WE CELEBRATE! OUR ELECTION DAY!

The news shuts off.

Shrek: Well, Ogres! Head out!

The ogre army march out of the house.

Bob: I think it worked!

Back at the battlefield, the robots are starting to overwhelm the others.

Toad: I can’t use my refusion powers without these robots holding me down!

Skulldozer: Crap! I’m out of ammo!

Suddenly, a blue ogre rushes in, grabs Robo Bob and rips him in half.

Shrek: The calvary has arrived!

The ogre army rush into the battlefield and begin to fight the robot duplicates. Eventually, Toad breaks free and turns inverted.

Toad: UNLIMITED POWER!

Toad electrocutes several robotic duplicates and they explode.

I.M Meen: No. NO! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!? THEY’RE DESTROYING MY BEAUTIFUL ARMY!

Robo Shrek gets tossed into the window and lands on I.M Meen.

I.M Meen: OW!

Darth Vader: Palpatine. We better bail. Not to call you a coward, but sometimes, cowards do survive.

Palpatine: You actually have a point.

Palpatine and Darth Vader try to slip away from the battle, but Sunny spots them.

Sunny: DON’T LET THEM ESCAPE!

Paula: Got it!

Darth Vader: LET’S GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, MAN!

Darth Vader and Palpatine rush into an X-wing and fly off.

Sunny: I’ll take down their ship!

Sunny flies after the ship and jams her arm into the turbine, causing the turbine to explode.

Darth Vader: AHH!! WE’RE GOING TO CRASH!

The X-wing crashes and explodes on the ground, causing Palpatine to fall out while Vader is trapped in the rubble.

Palpatine: That’s it! I’m out of here!

Darth Vader: Wait! What about me?!

Palpatine runs off, only to get knocked to the ground by Tari.

Meggy: Sorry! You’re not going anywhere!

Palpatine gets cornered by Sunny, Katy, Paula, Meggy and Tari.

Palpatine: No. NO! NOO!! YOU WILL DIE!!!

Palpatine unleashed some lighting and it hits Katy, knocking her into a wall.

Katy: OW!

Palpatine jumps into the air and screams while doing a corkscrew spin. Upon landing, he and Tari fight, but Tari is overwhelmed and kicked to the ground.

Palpatine: You will pay the price for your lack of vision!

Sunny shoots at Palpatine, only for him to redirect them at her, sending her flying into a trash can.

Palpatine: Now. You will die.

Palpatine cackles as he releases a wave of force lightning that Paula deflects, but it overwhelmed and knocked into a billboard.

Palpatine: VICTORY IS MINE!!!

Meggy: Never!

Meggy strikes Palpatine with her sword causing Palpatine to pull out his lightsaber.

Meggy: Time to be defeated-

Palpatine cuts Meggy’s sword in half with his lightsaber.

Meggy: WHAT?!?

Palpatine: PPOWWWEERRRR!!!!

Palpatine blasts Meggy with his force lighting, but suddenly, the lightning begins to arc back.

Palpatine: Wait. WHAT’S GOING ON?!?

Meggy suddenly shoots electrified ink at Palpatine, electrocuting him.

Palpatine: WHAT THE F***?!

Palpatine shoots more lightning at Meggy, only for her to block it with her lightning, sending the lightning flying into space.

Palpatine: OH S***-

Meggy electrocutes Palpatine with her lightning.

Palpatine: OW! STOP!

Meggy kicks Palpatine to the ground and he is knocked out.

Meggy: Ok! He’s defeated!

Tari: Cool! You can now shoot lightning.

Meggy: I know! This could help in splatfests.

Meggy and the others leave.

Darth Vader: Isn’t anyone going to get me out?!

Meanwhile, the users are at a giant rocket station.

Trikkiboy: Ok! Hopefully, he won’t find us here-

Suddenly, RH 3.0 flies in.

RH 3.0: FOUND YOU!

Trikkiboy: MAYBE HE CAN!

RH 3.0 fires multiple beams at the users as they try to avoid them. Eventually, Vandal Buster enters.

Vandal Buster: 2.0?!

RH 3.0 spots Vandal Buster.

RH 3.0: You. YOU!!!

RH 3.0 lunges at Vandal Buster and they begin to fight.

Vandal Buster: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!?

RH 3.0: I WAS REBUILT AND I GO BY 3.0 DO YOU HEAR ME?!?

Vandal Buster: Well, I can destroy you again!

Vandal Buster knocks RH 3.0 into a TNT warehouse and throws a bomb in it, destroying the entire building.

Endless: Yes! He’s dead- Wait. WHAT THE?!?

RH 3.0 emerges from the flames unscathed.

RH 3.0: I no longer get destroyed by explosions!

RH 3.0 continues to fight Vandal Buster as they make their way to the Rocket. Culdee rushes to the rocket controls.

RH 3.0: TIME TO DIE!

Suddenly, Vandal Buster shoots a net at RH 3.0 and he gets stuck to the side of the Rocket.

RH 3.0: HEY! I’M STUCK! LET ME GO!

Vandal Buster: NOW!

Culdee pushes the button and the Rocket flies into space with RH 3.0 still on it.

RH 3.0: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The rocket explodes in the atmosphere and RH 3.0 is seemingly destroyed.

Agonzo: Yes! He’s gone!

Vandal Buster: Now to take care of the other villains!

Meanwhile.

The ogre army are still wiping out the duplicates. Meanwhile, Radish, Junior and Joseph are seen blowing up the Confusion Cave as all of its prisoners escape.

Inmate 1: FREEDOM!

Back at the battlefield, I.M Meen is going psychotic due to the turn of the battle.

I.M Meen: IT’S NOT FAIR! IT’S NOT FAIR! IT’S NOT FAIR!

I.M Meen flips his desk through the window, shattering it.

I.M Meen: If this keeps up, then my position will be lost!

Crash: Ok! Time to storm the town hall!

Crash and the others head to the town hall, but suddenly, many of the Ogres get shot and killed.

Crash: WHAT THE?!?

The gunmen are revealed to be the protesters from earlier.

Protester 2: YOU ARE NOT BECOMING PRIME MINISTER AGAIN!

Protester 1: YEAH!

Crash: EVERYONE! KEEP THEM DISTRACTED!

Crash, Sunny and Izuru run into the Town Hall as the others begin to fight the protesters. The protesters are eventually revealed to be robots as well.

Sunny: They are also robots?!?

Crash: There’s got to be a connection to all of this.

Crash, Sunny and Izuru enter I.M Meen’s office.

I.M Meen: YOU?!?

Crash: WE ARE HERE TO STOP YOUR TYRANNY!

I.M Meen: NEVER! I DESERVED TO BE PRIME MINISTER!

Crash: THIS WAS NOT HOW CRANKY KONG WANTED IT TO BE!

I.M Meen: I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIM! I EVEN HAD TO KILL HIM IN THE BOMB THREAT TO ENACT MY PLANS!

Crash: Wait. YOU CAUSED THE BOMB THREAT?!?

I.M Meen: Yes. Basically, when I created Dan, I ordered him to kidnap Cranky Kong and put him in the building. I also had him put me in a building that had fake bombs so that I would play the victim card and you would end up saving me and got Cranky Kong to die which I did by giving you the wrong address! It went perfectly!

Crash: YOU F****** BARBARIAN!

I.M Meen: Then, I created a bunch of robots to protest outside the Town Hall so that the Pensacolians would be manipulated into voting for me!

Izuru: YOU ARE SO DEAD!

I.M Meen: You want to take back your position? Try harder...

I.M Meen pushes the button on the metal collar and laughs sadistically as metal tentacles burst out of it.

Izuru: OH MY GOD!

Sunny: S***!

I.M Meen: WELCOME TO THE BOSS LEVEL!

I.M Meen cackles evily as one of the tentacles lunges at Crash, which he avoids. Sunny blasts at one of the tentacles, but it doesn’t do any damage and she gets smacked into a wall, deactivating her armor.

I.M Meen: YOU ARE ALL ANT AND I AM YOUR DESTROYER! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

I.M Meen grows even more tentacles as they rip apart the entire town hall.

Crash: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

Crash, Izuru and Sunny run off as I.M Meen’s tentacles begin to overwhelm the city of Pensacola, resembling a giant thunderstorm of tentacles.

I.M Meen: DIE! EVERYBODY! DIE!

I.M Meen rampages throughout the city, causing destruction in his path.

Katy: HE’S GONE CRAZY!

Skulldozer shoots at I.M Meen, but the tentacles protect him.

Skulldozer: IT’S NOT DOING ANYTHING!

Pearl throws her spear at I.M Meen, but he grabs it and rips it in half.

Pearl: NO! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE!

I.M Meen cackles evilly as he continues to destroy Pensacola, ripping buildings off their foundation and throwing them at pedestrians.

Sonic: Yes! I finally found my car-

A piece of debris lands on Sonic’s car, destroying it.

Sonic: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Tails: Shut up, Sonic-

Sonic turns into Super Cinos.

Super Cinos: SHUT UP TAILS!

Super Cinos chases after Tails while firing energy blasts at them. Meanwhile, Sunny is evacuating some of the citizens, until Onion Cream appears.

Onion Cream: WIKI TROLLS! DESTROY THEM!

Everyone fights against the wiki trolls, while Sunny spots Onion Cream.

Sunny: N-no way.

Onion Cream spots Sunny.

Onion Cream: I-impossible!

Onion Cream turns to normal as the wiki trolls stop attacking.

Sunny: ONION CREAM?!?

Onion Cream: Trolls. I want every gun you have to fire on that thing.

All of the wiki trolls begin rapidly shooting at Sunny.

Onion Cream: MMOOORREEE!!!

Eventually, the trolls stop, but Sunny emerges from the smoke unharmed.

Onion Cream: WHAT?!?

Sunny: YOU DESTROYED MY PLANET! MY BROTHER AND FATHER DIED BECAUSE OF YOU!

Onion Cream: This is impossible! I though the flower people went extinct! Yet this whole time, THERE WAS ONE REMAINING?!?!?

Sunny suddenly turns inverted.

Refusion Sunny: Prepare to die!

Onion Cream: OH GOD! I’M OUT OF HERE!

Onion Cream runs off as Sunny fires inverted blasts at him.

Onion Cream: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Onion Cream hides in a nearby building, only for Sunny to blow it up.

Onion Cream: AHHH!!!

Onion Cream runs off.

Refusion Sunny: NO PLACE TO RUN! NO PLACE TO HIDE!!!

Onion Cream: TROLLS! KILL HER IMMEDIATELY!

Jamaican Bird shoots at Refusion Sunny, but she telepathically redirects the bullets at him and rips him in half with her mind.

SquidwardPepe: OH S***!

Vandal Clown: SORRY! I AIN’T STAYING FOR THIS!

The trolls run off.

Onion Cream: COME BACK, YOU WOOSIES!

Onion Cream runs into an alleyway as he gets cornered by Sunny.

Onion Cream: STAY BACK!

Refusion Sunny: It is time for you to pay!

Onion Cream: NEVER!!!

Onion Cream turns inverted and fires at Refusion Sunny, only for her to deflect it and shoot it back at him, knocking him into the wall. Refusion Sunny then grabs Onion Cream by the throat.

Onion Cream: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? LET ME GO!

Refusion Sunny telepathically rips off Onion Cream’s arms.

Onion Creams: AHHH!!! HOLY F***!

His legs then get torn off as well as his eyes.

Onion Cream: I CAN’T SEE! PLEASE STOP!

Refusion Sunny: Now, Time to die!

Refusion Sunny telepathically compresses Onion Cream’s brain as blood leaks from his eye sockets.

Onion Creams: NO! NOOOO-

Onion Cream’s head explodes as his corpse falls to the ground. Sunny then turns back to normal.

Sunny: W-what happened?

Meanwhile, the police are capturing the escaped villains.

Murder Man: NO! THIS ISN’T FAIR! WE CAN’T BE ARRESTED AGAIN!

Badman: NOO!!!

Meanwhile, Culdee is fighting Cop 5.

Cop 5: IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Culdee: Never!

Culdee kicks Cop 5 off the building and he plummets into the sewers.

Crocodile: LUNCHTIME!

Cop 5: OH S***! NOO!!!

Cop 5 runs off as the crocodiles chase him.

Meanwhile, I.M Meen is still rampaging through the city.

Crash: HUNTER is still in the Town Hall! If I can get to him, maybe I can defeat I.M Meen!

Izuru: We’ll keep him distracted!

Izuru and the others attack I.M Meen as Crash rushes to the destroyed Town Hall.

I.M Meen: GET BACK HERE!

I.M Meen chases after Crash just as he finds HUNTER.

HUNTER: Hello, Boss!

Crash: No time! I need to stop I.M Meen!

HUNTER: Got it!

Crash activates the armor.

I.M Meen: Found you!

One of the tentacles lunges at Crash, but he fires his arm cannon at it, destroying it.

I.M Meen: WHAT?!?

Crash: Looks like you’ve been removed from power!

Crash activates the rockets and flies around, destroying the tentacles.

I.M Meen: GAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? STOP!!

I.M Meen tries to smash Crash with one of the tentacles, but it gets destroyed as well.

I.M Meen: NO! I GOT TO MAKE MORE!

I.M Meen pushes the button, causing more tentacles to regenerate. However, Crash flies towards I.M Meen and blasts the device’s control panel, destroying it.

I.M Meen: NO! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

All of the tentacles self destruct and I.M Meen falls on top of a car while Crash lands nearby.

Izuru: Yes! He’s defeated!

I.M Meen: NO! I CAN’T BE DEFEATED! I.M MEEN NEVER QUITS!!!

Crash: Officers! Get him out of my sight!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes, Prime Minister!

The police handcuff I.M Meen and drag him kicking and screaming to the police car.

I.M Meen: BUT HE’S NOT THE PRIME MINISTER! I’M THE PRIME MINISTER! I WILL BE BACK!!!

I.M Meen gets thrown into the police car and it drives off.

Simmons: Because of all the damage he caused, he will be going to a “special” prison!

Crash: Sounds good!

Radish and Sunny are seen throwing both Palpatine and Darth Vader into a portal.

Radish: These two have been sent back to where they came from.

Crash: Nice!

Trikkiboy: Well, we might as well start repairing the city!

Crash: True!

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ONE WEEK LATER

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Pensacola has been restored to it’s former state. Many of the characters are in front of the rebuilt town hall as Crash now wearing a black and white business suit is standing at a podium.

Crash: Hey, Everyone! Now that I have become the new mayor of Pensacola, I am announcing that now that Pensacola has been restored to normal ever since I.M Meen’s defeat, I’m going to make sure that Pensacola will stay in it’s peaceful state so no more villains can try to take over!

Everyone cheers as they celebrate I.M Meen’s defeat. Meanwhile, Murder Man is in his prison cell watching the event on the TV.

Murder Man: THIS ISN’T FAIR!

Murder Man destroys the TV as he begins to destroy the room in a rage as the celebration continues.

THE END

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EPILOGUES
CHAPTER 21 - AFTERMATH

Synopsis: After the defeat of I.M Meen, we see what the characters have been up to ever since Pensacola has been brought back to normal.

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Synopsis: Onion Cream is resurrected again, but he is now full of paranoia after his encounter with Sunny Funny!

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Onion Cream’s corpse is seen in the alleyway. The corpse then reassembles thanks to the power of refusion and his head regenerates.

Vandal Clown: Hey, Boss! When do you want to take over the city-

Onion Cream runs past Vandal Clown and jumps into a car driven by Vandal-saurus Rex.

Onion Cream: (frightened) STEP ON IT!!!

The car drives off.

A few hours later.

Onion Cream enters the rebuilt Veggiecorp. He then speaks into the intercom.

Onion Cream: Attention all trolls! I won’t be active for a while so I am putting Vandal Clown for a while! I just want to get my mind off of recent events.

At night, Onion Cream unlocks his safe and pulls out a gun.

Onion Cream: She’s not going to get me in my sleep!

Onion Cream slowly heads to his bedroom while checking every hall and doorway. He then gets into bed. Suddenly, the lights turn on and Onion Cream gets up.

Onion Cream: What the-

Onion Cream screams when he sees what appears to be Sunny Funny. However, she is revealed to be SquidwardPepe wearing a mask.

Onion Cream: Whew. She isn’t here-

SquidwardPepe pulls off his mask revealing Sunny.

Onion Cream: AAHHHHHH!!

Sunny pulls off her mask revealing SquidwardPepe.

Onion Cream: Ok!. She’s not here-

Onion Cream keeps screaming when SquidwardPepe keeps taking off Sunny and SquidwardPepe masks over and over.

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Synopsis: Invertosis makes it to Pensacola to retrieve Moony!

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Back at Mt. Pensacola, a burnt and limbless Moony begins to climb up the lava bank away from the lava. She then spots Invertosis’ ship flying overhead and landing at the nearby parking lot. Invertosis and Inverted Meggy and Tari exits the ship and run to the lava bank where they find Moony.

Inverted Meggy: This way, Boss!

Invertosis: There she is! She is still alive.

Moony collapses from the pain.

Invertosis: (to Inverted Tari) Get a medical pod immediately.

Inverted Tari: Yes, sir!

Inverted Meggy: Right away!

Inverted Meggy and Tari run back the ship. Invertosis heads to Moony’s body, crouches besides her and lays his hand on her head. Inverted Meggy and Tari then bring the medical pod and begin to lift Moony into it.

Invertosis: Careful! We must hurry!

Once Moony is in the pod, Inverted Meggy and Tari carry the pod into the ship with Invertosis following close behind. Once inside, the ship takes off.

Invertosis: (to Inverted Radish) Send this ship to the Refusion Dimension.

Inverted Radish: As you wish.

Inverted Radish pulls some levers causing the ship to jump to hyperspace and end up in the Refusion Dimension. Once the ship lands, Inverted Meggy and Tari exit the ship with the pod while Invertosis follows them inside.

Invertosis: (to Inverted Culdee) Begin operation immediately!

Inverted Culdee: (to other inverted ones) You heard the boss!

Moony is strapped onto an operating table as many inverted ones begin to operate on her. They remove any of the dormant Refusion energy and insert metal prosthetics into her left arm and legs. Due to having no anesthetic, Moony kept screaming in pain during the operation. Eventually, Moony is now inside of an armored suit with pale blue skin, a black dress and black shoes. The suit’s mask is then moved above her and is slowly lowered onto her face. After it is inserted, a row of black pedals with grey thorns are inserted and lock the two pieces of the head in place. Moony’s eyes now colored black with white pupils opens.

Inverted Katy: (to Invertosis) The operation was a success. She lives.

Invertosis: Good!

Inverted Crash pulls a lever and the operating table Moony is strapped to is raised into standing position. Invertosis then heads to Moony.

Invertosis: Moony? Can you hear me?

Moony: ... Yes, master.

Invertosis: Good.

Moony looks at her hands and notices their difference.

Moony: W-what happened to me?

Invertosis: It seems in your fight with Sunny, you’ve been disfigured.

Moony: What do you mean?

Invertosis has Inverted Endless bring a large mirror to set in front of Moony. Invertosis then pushes a button causing the suit’s mask to open and reveal Moony’s burnt face.

Moony: I-it can’t be. What has she done?! LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO MY FIGURE!!!

The entire room begins to shake as Invertosis takes a step back from Moony’s telepathic rage. Any inverted ones and machinery near her explode and suddenly Moony’s hands break free of their restraints and Moony proceeds to take a few steps forward. Moony then screams in rage as Invertosis smiles evilly.

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Synopsis: Due to his newfound fear of Sunny Funny, Onion Cream orders a mysterious bounty hunter by the name of “The Masked Menace” to hunt down Sunny and kill her.

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The next day.

Onion Cream is seen in his office on the phone.

Onion Cream: Yes! Look! I’ve had to deal with this “thing” (Sunny Funny) and I want her gone! Just get over here and we’ll talk! Ok?

As soon as Onion Cream hangs up, someone knocks on his door. When Onion Cream opens it, a mysterious figure wearing a red and black outfit with his head covered by a black mask with orange eyes is seen outside.

Onion Cream: Yes! You’re here!

Onion Cream lets the mysterious figure into his office.

Onion Cream: Ok. Basically, this is the girl you have to track down.

Onion Cream hands the figure a photo of Sunny Funny.

Onion Cream: Anthropomorphic Flower. Pink pedals and green shoes. If you see her, kill her. If you can’t find the body, don’t assume she’s dead! Find her and shoot on sight! Leave no trace! You got that?

The Masked Menace: Yes.

Onion Cream: Good. Now go track her down!

The Masked Menace leaves the building.

Later.

The Masked Menace heads to the graves of General Potter and Denny Funny. He is wielding a sledgehammer.

The Masked Menace: My task has begun.

The Masked Menace destroys Denny’s grave with his sledgehammer as the screen cuts to black.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE VANDAL BUSTER: PART II

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Synopsis: After Boko escaped the final battle, he makes it back to his house and goes on with the rest of his day with no punishment! Or does he?

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Boko flies back to his house.

Boko: Ok! The plan may have failed, but at least I got off with no payback! Well, time to head inside!

Boko heads inside. Sunny, Meggy, Tari, MarioFan2009, RH, and Radish show up with popcorn just as a car parks at the house and Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny with very pissed off looks enter the house.

Boko: (voice) Hi, Mom and Dad-

Bugs Bunny: (voice) DON’T HI, MOM AND DAD US, YOU LITTLE S***!

Boko is heard being beaten by his parents as Sunny and the others watch while eating popcorn.

Boko: (voice) OW! WHAT DID I DO?!

Lola Bunny: (voice) YOU THINK YOU’RE SO TOUGH?! ANSWER US!!!

Sunny: Looks like Boko is finally getting the reward he deserves!

Bugs Bunny: (voice) NOW! GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

Boko: (voice) NO!

Lola Bunny: (voice) YOU BETTER DO IT!

Bugs Bunny begins stomping with such force the house begins to shake.

Bugs Bunny: (voice) STOP PINCHING YOUR LITTLE SISTER! DON’T BE A BRAT! UNPLUG YOUR STEREO!

MarioFan2009: Oh Man! This is good!

RH: I agree!

Bugs Bunny: (voice) PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! CLOSE THE DOOR! GET OF THE TELEPHONE!!!

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Synopsis: Somewhere in Russia, I.M Meen gets escorted to his cell in a maximum security prison.

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1:53 PM, RUSSIA

At a maximum security prison, I.M Meen is seen in a prison outfit being escorted to his prison cell.

Prison Guard: (kicking I.M Meen into his cell.) Into your cell, Madman!

The guard locks the cell and leaves.

I.M Meen: Crash may have defeated me and landed me in jail, but soon, I will find a way to escape and vow that none of his friends have ever messed with me! I will escape!

???: So, you also got in here too?

I.M Meen: Who are you?

???: I used to work for the devil until I got arrested after the devil got defeated by these two cup brothers. Perhaps, we can escape together and seek vengeance on all of our foes!

I.M Meen: Yes! By the way, who are you?

???: I go by the name, King Dice...

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Synopsis: We find out what happened to Ink Brute after the final battle!

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At Sportsters, Meggy, Sunny and Tari are at their table. This time, they are now joined by Katy Kat, Paula Fox and Radish.

Tari: Finally, it’s good that things in Pensacola have gone back to the way they were!

Sunny: I know! Though it might take me a while to get used to this prosthetic hand.

Katy: By the way, what happened to Ink Brute?

Meggy: After the Police took the paint bucket he’s trapped in, they gave it away to be studied by top men.

Meanwhile.

In a massive government area called Area 51, the paint bucket containing Ink Brute is sealed inside of a box that says “DANGER! DO NOT OPEN!” The box is then put onto a cart full of other boxes as a military guard stores them in a massive room full of boxes.

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Synopsis: After buying a house in Pensacola, Parappa, PJ Berri and Matt Major move in to their new home.

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Inside of a large house, Parappa, Matt Major and PJ Berri enter with boxes.

Matt: I can’t wait to see what’s in this city!

PJ Berri: Me too!

Parappa: Yeah! Ever since we got fired from Sony, looks like we will have to crash here from now on.

A few minutes later.

Parappa: Ok! Everything is out! I think we should find a place to eat at.

PJ Berri: There’s this restaurant called Sportsters!

Parappa: Ok! Let’s head there!

Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri leave the house.

Read The Firestar Arc! to find out what happens next...

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Synopsis: After Meggy’s fight with Palpatine, the lightning ended up flying into space and striking a bunch of sushi.

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The rocket that Invertosis launched earlier is seen flying into the atmosphere. Eventually, it explodes causing the sushi inside it to float into space.

A few days later.

As the sushi continue to float, suddenly a bolt of lightning erupts from Earth and zaps them. All of the sushi suddenly grow arms, legs and heads. They then end up falling into Earth’s atmosphere and fall onto the ground as the screen cuts to black.

The Sushi Pack are coming...

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Synopsis: Sunny Funny notices a new character has moved in next door to her house. Who are they?

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Sunny is seen in her house looking at a magazine about flowers.

Sunny: Ok. (To readers) By the way, this doesn’t represent porn.

Suddenly, Sunny hears loud noises outside.

Sunny: What’s that noise?

Sunny heads outside and notices some moving trucks driving by. She then spots a female at the house next to her.

Sunny: Who is that?

Sunny heads to the female and she is revealed to be wearing a white and red outfit as well as blue hair and red goggles.

Sunny: Hello! Who are you?

???: Hey, there! You must be my new neighbor!

Sunny: Ok. So you just moved here.

???: I sure did! Basically, decided to check out the city.

Sunny: Nice!

???: Also, my name is Frida Suarez.

Sunny: Nice to meet you!

Frida: Thanks!

Sunny: Well, I got to go back inside. I’ll see you later!

Frida: Bye!

Sunny heads back into her house.

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Synopsis: After repairing Moony, she and Invertosis head out to free Murder Man and the others!

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At Alcatraz, Murder Man and the other villains are in their cells.

Murder Man: I can’t believe we got arrested again!

Mega Maid: I know!

Firestar: Hey! Let us out of here!

Ice Man: I know! Silver Surfer is on!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I need to make more philly cheese belly fillers!

Suddenly, portals appear in the cells.

Murder Man: Freedom!

Murder Man and the others run through the portals and are teleported into Murder Man’s hideout.

Invertosis: Ok! They’re out!

Murder Man: Thanks!

Boney: Thanks as well! Well, me and the others are going out to perform a heist! We’ll see you later!

The Dastardly Three leave the building.

Ice Man: Hey, Moony! What happened to your body-

Moony grabs Ice Man and throws him into the wall, shattering him.

Moony: Don’t even mention it.

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Synopsis: Band duo, Ami and Yumi are trying to see where to host their next concert at!

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At a recording studio located in Japan, Ami is seen looking up a list of different cities.

Ami: So, Yumi? Where should we host our next concert?

Yumi: I don’t know. We already did a lot such as Charleston, Tokyo, Greenbrier. and others!

Eventually, Ami sets her sights on one.

Ami: Hey, Yumi! I found this particular one we haven’t been to yet! Perhaps, we can do this one!

Yumi: Ok! That looks like it would be a perfect area! I’ll go get our band equipment!

Ami: Ok!

Ami turns out to be looking at Pensacola.

Read Battle of the Bands Arc! to find out what happens next...

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Synopsis: Dan was destroyed back in Chapter 19 during his fight with Paula Fox. Or was he?_________________________

Back at the destroyed factory, a large metallic arm bursts out of the lava and a metal endoskeleton with red eyes emerges from the lava and makes his way out of the factory.

Dan: Finally, I’m free!

Dan leaves the factory. He then heads into the sewers.

Dan: I’m staying here until it’s my time to strike again.

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Synopsis: Bad news: RH 3.0 is still alive. Good news: He is trapped on the moon.

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At the moon, RH 3.0 emerges from the rocket’s rubble.

RH 3.0: Finally, I’m free! Now I can take revenge on the users-

RH 3.0 notices he is trapped on the moon.

RH 3.0: Wait. How do I get off?

RH 3.0 tries to fly to the Earth, but is pulled back by the moon’s gravity.

RH 3.0: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Synopsis: After Palpatine and Darth Vader have been sent back to the Death Star, we see what they are doing after the events of the series.

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In Palpatine’s throne room, Palpatine and Darth Vader teleport inside and fall to the floor.

Palpatine: Vader! This is all your fault!

Darth Vader: My fault?! You were the one who didn’t help me get out of the rubble!

Palpatine: Well, you’re always allergic to sand!

Darth Vader: Blame the accident on Mustafar!

Palpatine: WHY YOU?!

Palpatine shoots lightning at Vader and he dodges it. However, it destroys a golden lightsaber.

Darth Vader: NO! MY LIMITED EDITION GOLDEN LIGHTSABER!

Darth Vader pulls out his red lightsaber.

Darth Vader: YOU ARE SO F****** DEAD!

Palpatine: Wait. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Darth Vader chases Palpatine throughout the Death Star, while trying to hit him with his lightsaber.

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Hey, everyone! I hope you enjoyed this series! I hope you’re excited for the Firestar Arc coming soon! By the way, here’s a trailer for the arc!

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At the Death Star, Darth Vader is in the cafeteria eating burgers until he spots a trail of burgers.

Darth Vader: Sweet! Burgers!

Darth Vader follows the trail of burgers until he ends up entering the airlock.

Darth Vader: Wait. What am I doing in the airlock?

Suddenly, The Robotic Cat pushes the button causing Darth Vader to get sucked into space.

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Meanwhile, Palpatine is riding an escalator passing several stormtroopers.

Stormtrooper 1: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 2: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 3: My lord!

Palpatine: Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 4: My lord!

Palpatine: (sigh) Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper 5: My lord!

Palpatine: Go f*** yourself.

Stormtrooper 6: My lord!

Palpatine: Go f*** yourself!

Stormtrooper 7: My lord!

Palpatine: GO F*** YOURSELF!

Stormtrooper 7: Aww.

Palpatine gets to the top of the escalator and opens the elevator. However, when it opens, Firestar is revealed to be inside.

Palpatine: WHAT THE-

Firestar shoots fire at Palpatine, knocking him to the ground. Palpatine tries to defend himself with force lightning, only for Firestar to grab him and throw him down a reactor shaft. Palpatine ends up stuck in space next to Darth Vader.

Darth Vader: So you got thrown out too?

Firestar: The Death Star is now The Fire Star!

Firestar laughs evilly as the screen cuts to black.

THE FIRESTAR ARC! - MARCH 2ND!

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Trivia

 * This marks the first appearances of Dan, Moony UnFunny, I.M Meen, and many others to mention.
 * As of April 28th 2019, this story will be getting a Red Ribbon Reissue.