Robot Invasion: Part II

Robot Invasion Part II is the 9th story created by CARDGRAIN STUDIOS! This is a sequel to my first ever story on this wiki, "Robot Invasion"! And it got good reviews mostly from my friends! To celebrate the 1 year milestone, I have made this story in hopes that it will be as good as the first one! With that being said, I hope you enjoy!

CHAPTER ONE - PREQUEL!


SYNOPSIS - 1 year ago, Chef Pee Pee designed a few robots himself, these robots were designed to help Chef Pee Pee and work for him while he is at vacation. However, things may not go as planned.

(November 18th 2018. It starts off with Chef Pee Pee packing his suitcase)

Chef Pee Pee: Okay! Finally done packing my suitcase! Now, I just need to double check my machines and then I can go to vacation!

(Chef Pee Pee is seen heading downstairs. He heads into the basement)

Chef Pee Pee: God, the basement hasn't been used since Aparat's death, but now that he is gone, I use it for my stuff!

(Chef Pee Pee presses a hidden button that opens a trap door. He falls into it and appears in a room. He opens a door which shows a robot version of him that looks EXACTLY like him)

Chef Pee Pee: Now to activate him!

(Chef Pee Pee presses a button that activates the robot. The robot's eyes turn green then to normal)

Chef Pee Pee Robot: Greetings, Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: It worked! Okay, your name is Chef v1, but to the others they will call you Chef Pee Pee! Your job is to cook and clean until I come home! Got it?

Chef v1: Yes sir.

Chef Pee Pee: Perfect. Now get to work.

Chef v1: I will.

(Chef v1 walks upstairs)

Chef Pee Pee: Awesome! I also made a backup robot to come over if any one finds out I have a robot. Now, to head to my much needed vacation!

(Chef Pee Pee exits through the small basement window and leaves)

Chef Pee Pee: WOO! I'M FREE!

(Chef Pee Pee checks his watch)

Chef Pee Pee: S***! I better get to the airport!

(Chef Pee Pee runs off. It switches back in the house. Chef v1 exits the basement. Bowser walks into the kitchen and sees Chef v1 who he mistakes for Chef Pee Pee)

Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!

Chef v1: “sigh” What, Bowser?

Bowser: I'm starting to get hungry! Make some food and you better make it before 5:00! Understand!?

Chef v1: Yes, Bowser.

Bowser: Perfect! NOW GET TO WORK!

(Bowser goes back upstairs. Chef v1 starts cooking. It cuts to the airplane. Chef Pee Pee goes enters the plane and sits down)

Chef Pee Pee: “sigh” This vacation is going to be so good! I bet nothing wrong will happen-

Kid: MOM! I'M HUNGRY!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh boy.

Kid: MOM, I'M THIRSTY! MOM, CHANGE MY DIAPER! MOM, I WANNA PLAY FORTNITE!

Chef Pee Pee: HEY! Look at me, look at me. Shut the f*** up.

Kid: MOM! I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY, HE LOOKS UGLY!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh boy. This is gonna be a LONG trip.

(Many hours later. The plane stops)

Brooklyn Guy: Alright! We have reached our destination! Please grab your bags and exit the plane!

Chef Pee Pee: FINALLY!

(Chef Pee Pee grabs his bag and exits the plane)

Chef Pee Pee: WOO HOO! Christmas vacation, here I come!

(Chef Pee Pee runs off. It then cuts to a few weeks later. Chef Pee Pee is seen at his new vacation house)

Chef Pee Pee: Ahhh. This is the best vacation EVER! I don't have to deal with Bowser or Junior! Oh, Chef Pee Pee, your 5 years of Technology School really paid off! Say, I think I might have some parts left! I'll create two more robots to serve me! Ho ho ho! This will be great!

(Chef Pee Pee runs off. It then switches to the garage. Chef Pee Pee is wearing a wielding helmet)

Chef Pee Pee: Alright! Let's get to work!

(It shows a montage of Chef Pee Pee working on two Chef Pee Pee robots. A while later, he finishes)

Chef Pee Pee: Okay! I only had enough parts to create these two, but hopefully, these will work out!

(Chef Pee Pee presses a button. The two activate)

Chef Pee Pee Robot 2: Greetings, Master.

Chef Pee Pee: It works once again! Okay, your names are Chef v2 and Chef v3 and I want you to create the biggest meal ever! I'm talking big! Can you do that?

Chef v2: Yes sir!

Chef v3: Anything for our creator!

Chef Pee Pee: Perfect! Now get to it! Chop chop!

(Chef Pee Pee walks off. It then switches to Chef Pee Pee watching TV)

Chef Pee Pee: I wonder how my robots are doing?

(A bell is heard ringing)

Chef Pee Pee: Oooh! That must be them!

(Chef Pee Pee walks up to the kitchen table)

Chef Pee Pee: Woah.

(Chef Pee Pee looks on the table and sees a whole feast)

Chef Pee Pee: Wow! You guys really must have worked your butts off to make this!

Chef v2: Do you like it?

Chef Pee Pee: I don't like it.

Chef v2: :(

Chef Pee Pee: I love it!

Chef v2: Noice!

Chef v3: We'll leave you to eat your food!

(Chef v2 and Chef v3 leave. It then switches to a few hours later, Chef Pee Pee is seen finished with his food)

Chef Pee Pee: “burp” My God, that was AMAZING! I can't wait for tomorrow’s meal! Well, I’ll be going to bed! See you two tomorrow!

Chef v3: Goodnight, creator!

(Chef Pee Pee heads to his bedroom upstairs)

Chef v3: Perfect! Now that he's gone, we can go explore!

Chef v2: Uh, I don't know about that. What if we get into trouble?

Chef v3: We'll be fine! Let's explore the place!

Chef v2: Ummm, okay.

(The two robots leave. They then head to a room that says, "ROBOT RESTRICTED ROOM")

Chef v3: Wow! I've never seen that room before! Let's check it out!

Chef v2: I don't think we should. It says "Robot Restricted". We're not allowed in there. We should prolly head back to the kitchen!

Chef v3: Why? Are you chicken?

Chef v2: What!? No!

Chef v3: Well, then let's go check this room out!

Chef v2: “gulp”

(The two enter)

Chef v3: Woah...

(The two look around. The room has a bunch of jars on shelves and around are also prototypes of Chef Pee Pee robots. There is also a green bacta tank)

Chef v3: Cool!

Chef v2: Um, Chef v3! This place is creepy. I think we should leave!

Chef v3: Oh, don't be such a baby, v2! This place looks amazing! I'm gonna explore!

(Chef v3 then runs around exploring)

Chef v2: Oh dear.

(Chef v2 walks around. He sees the rusted prototypes and gets scared)

Chef v2: “uncomfortable groaning”

(Chef v2 then walks all the way to the bacta tank. He sees a silhouette in there)

Chef v2: Huh?

(Chef v2 looks closer at the bacta tank. He sees a silhouette of a Chef Pee Pee robot)

Chef v2: Woah.

(Suddenly, the chef robot's hat are seen with a bunch of arms coming out)

Chef v2: Huh!?

(The chef robot then bangs his arm on the glass repeatedly scaring Chef v2)

Chef v2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(It cuts to Chef Pee Pee's room. He wakes up to the screaming)

Chef Pee Pee: What was that!?

(Chef Pee Pee grabs his gun and heads downstairs)

Chef v3: Huh?

(Chef v3 not paying attention to his surroundings, accidentally knocks down a support beam that holds the shelf, holding the acid jars)

Chef v3: Uh oh!

(An acid jar lands on Chef v2's face burning it)

Chef v2: AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY FACE!

(Chef v2's face then gets burnt off revealing his endoskeleton. Some acid then falls onto his arms burning one off, but exposing the endo of the other)

Chef v3: CHEF V2!

(Chef v3 then lands on his hands on the acid burning them)

Chef v3: MY HANDS!

(Chef v3 gets up but some acid falls onto his eyes burning off his pupils)

Chef v3: MY EYES!

(Chef v3 panicking, runs around. While that is happening, the chef robot in the bacta tank breaks the tank and escapes as the lights flicker on and off. Chef Pee Pee barges in pointing his gun)

Chef Pee Pee: WHATS GOING ON-

(Chef Pee Pee then gets a shocked face and lowers his gun. He sees the acid on the floor, the destroyed bacta tank and Chef v2 and Chef v3 now withered)

Chef Pee Pee: ...

Chef v3: Ch-Chef Pee Pee-

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO TO MY ROOM!?

Chef v2: It wasn't my fault, Chef v3 told me to come in here!

Chef v3: WHAT!? He decided to come with me-

Chef Pee Pee: I DON'T CARE WHO'S FAULT IT IS! YOU RUINED MY ROOM!

(Chef Pee Pee angrily walks up to them)

Chef v3: Chef Pee Pee, what are you doing!?

Chef Pee Pee: Something I should have done a loooong time ago!

(Chef Pee Pee grabs a button)

Chef v2: Wait! Please don't-

(Chef Pee Pee presses the button)

Chef v2: ... Presss ittttttt.

(The two then deactivate)

Chef Pee Pee: Well, maybe it wouldn't hurt to leave the vacation early. This is not what I was expecting.

(Chef Pee Pee grabs the robots and walks off. It cuts back to Pensacola. Chef Pee Pee grabs a garbage bag and throws the two into it. He then leaves. A garbage truck drives up and throws the garbage in the back. It drives away to a junk yard called "Junk Junction". The robots get thrown into a junk pile. The button then gets pressed by a nearby rat and the two wake up)

Chef v2: Ughhh. Wait. Where are we?! What is this place!?

Chef v3: I knew it! Chef Pee Pee threw us away!

Chef v2: WHAT?! Why would he do that!?

Chef v3: Because of you!

Chef v2: WHAT?! WHY ME!?

Chef v3: If you didn't scream, he wouldn't have come downstairs and put us to scrap!

Chef v2: Well, if you didn't make me get in there, we wouldn't have been busted!

Chef v3: WHY YOU LITTLE-

???: That's enough you two.

(A shadow of the chef robot from the bacta tank is seen)

Chef v3: The hell?

(Chef v2 is shivering)

Chef v3: What is wrong with you?

Chef v2: Th-thats the robot I saw from the b-b-bacta tank!

???: No need to be scared. I won't hurt you.

Chef v2: Who are you?

???: I go by many names, but the name I prefer is "Chef v1000".

Chef v3: Well, it's nice to meet you! How did you get all the way from Chef Pee Pee's vacation house to Pensacola?

Chef v1000: I followed him here. I am known to be very sneaky, so it's like no one knows I am here. So, what's the matter you two?

Chef v2: Chef Pee Pee threw us away.

Chef v3: We're nothing but scrap.

Chef v1000: You poor poor things. I can relate to that very much.

Chef v3: Really?

Chef v2: So that means you were thrown away too?

Chef v1000: Well yes, but actually no. I was created by Chef Pee Pee but I started getting plans to take over the world. I even figured out I was strong. Stronger than you think I am. So, Chef Pee Pee locked me in a bacta tank. I've been stuck in there for YEARS on end until you kind souls freed me!

Chef v2: Woah.

Chef v3: Cool!

Chef v1000: Anyways, it's about time we teach that chef b***h a lesson.

Chef v2: How do we do that?

Chef v1000: There is a little place I like to travel around! It's called, "The Shadows". You can summon it by concentrating hard enough.

Chef v2: Ummm, okay?

(Chef v2 concentrates and suddenly, a black hole opens up on the ground)

Chef v2: WOAH!

Chef v3: Coool!

Chef v1000: Anyways, you can use that to travel ANYWHERE you want! As long as it doesn't have much light! First order of business, I suggest you kidnap some of Chef Pee Pee's friends to get him to notice you! Don't kill them. Save their fate for another time. Anyways, I don't have time to talk. I got to go stalk Chef Pee Pee! See you later.

(Chef v1000 disappears)

Chef v3: Anyways, who should be our first victim?

Chef v2: Hmmm?

(The two then see a window on the SML house. It shows a silhouette of Black Yoshi playing "Call of Duty")

Black Yoshi: Yeah, boi! Alright, playing some "Call of Duty". Lets put on this Badman skin. Oh, it looks so Badass! And this nerf gun, it may be useless, but I love my DLC.

Chef v2: I think we found our first victim!

Chef v3: Okay! I'll meet you in the shadows!

(Chef v3 walks off. It switches back to the SML house. Black Yoshi is playing "Call of Duty". Chef v2 exits the shadows and sees him)

Chef v2: Time to get the plan into action!

(Chef v2 sneaks up to Black Yoshi)

Black Yoshi: BAP! BAP BAP BAP!

(Chef v2 then grabs Black Yoshi by the hand)

Black Yoshi: What? HEY! LET GO OF ME!

(Chef v2 drags Black Yoshi into the shadows)

Black Yoshi: FOLK! STOP GRABBING ME! “Grunts” SOMEBODY HELP! MARIO PLEASE HEEELLLPPPP!!!

(The word help echoes around the house. Mario then hears the word and wakes up)

Mario: What was that? Eh. “Goes back to sleep”

(It cuts into Chef v3's base. He goes on a walkie talkie)

Chef v2: (voice) The first victim has been caught!

Chef v3: Awesome! Now, who's the next victim?

Chef v2: (voice) I have my sights on this obese ogre! I'll go after him next morning!

Chef v3: Excellent!

(Chef v3 hangs up)

Chef v3: Things are going perfectly to plan! Muahahahaha!

(It then cuts to Chef Pee Pee waking up in his bed on present day)

Chef Pee Pee: AGH!

Junior: What is it, Chef Pee Pee?

Chef Pee Pee: Nothing, Junior. I just had a nightmare.

Junior: Of what?

Chef Pee Pee: N-nothing. Just go back to sleep.

Junior: Okay, Chef Pee Pee.

(Junior heads back to sleep)

Chef Pee Pee: “sigh” It's just a nightmare, Pee Pee. Go back to sleep.

(Chef Pee Pee heads back to sleep. The chapter fades to black)

CHAPTER TWO - FOOD HEIST!


SYNOPSIS - Chef Pee Pee just got done buying groceries only for Jeffygeist and his friends to take them from him along with many other people. It is up to him and a few others to get them back.

(It starts off with Chef Pee Pee waking up)

Chef Pee Pee: “yawn” Man, what a good sleep. I feel better after sleeping that long-

Junior: Morning, Chef Pee Pee!!

Chef Pee Pee: AGH! JUNIOR! Don‘t surprise me like that!

Junior: Sorry, Chef Pee Pee. Anyways, can you make me a bowl of cereal?

Chef Pee Pee: Fine.

(Chef Pee Pee gets out of bed. He walks over to the cupboard only to see that it is empty)

Chef Pee Pee: Well, would you look at that? Looks like we are all out!

Junior: Aww. Do you think you could get some from the grocery store?

Chef Pee Pee: “sigh” Junior, I just woke up and I bet that Bowser will be down here soon to yell for food and s***.

Junior: ... Yeah?

Chef Pee Pee: Fine. But if I get in trouble, it’s your turtle **s!

(Chef Pee Pee angrily goes outside. He enters his car and starts it)

Chef Pee Pee: I hate my job.

(Chef Pee Pee drives away. He then gets in a traffic jam)

Chef Pee Pee: OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT!

(Cher Pee Pee then escapes the jam and drives to the grocery store)

Chef Pee Pee: Finally! Now, to get some food for Bowser and Junior! This shouldn't be too hard!

(Chef Pee Pee walks through the store. He sees Mario looking at some cake)

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Whatcha up to?

Mario: I'm looking at this vanilla cake. I'm planning on using it for Thanksgiving maybe?

Chef Pee Pee: Maybe. Well, do you know where the cereal isle is?

Mario: It's down the hall and to the left!

Chef Pee Pee: Thanks!

(Chef Pee Pee walks off. Tyrone appears behind Mario angrily)

Tyrone: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS WHITE PEOPLE CAKE!?

Mario: S-sir, please, I want no trouble-

(Tyrone brutally beats up Mario. Chef Pee Pee is seen walking down the frozen foods isle. Culdee is seen looking at pizza rolls)

Culdee: Now, which one do I want? Combination? No I use that all the time. Maybe, triple meat? Nuh uh.

(Culdee notices Chef Pee Pee)

Culdee: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Culdee! You know where the cereal isle is?

Culdee: Yeah, it's Isle 7!

Chef Pee Pee: Thanks!

(Chef Pee Pee walks off. Culdee continues looking)

Culdee: Eh. I'll just take combination!

(Culdee tries to take the combinations pizza rolls, but the pizza roll bags behind it fall out on him)

Culdee: Uh oh.

(A bunch of bags fall on Culdee)

Culdee: Ow.

(Chef Pee Pee enters Isle 7)

Chef Pee Pee: Let's see. Cereal, cereal, cereal.

(Chef Pee Pee sets his sights on the last box of "Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix")

Chef Pee Pee: Sweet!

(Chef Pee Pee grabs the box only for another person to put a hand on in. Chef Pee Pee looks to the left and sees Rh)

Chef Pee Pee: Uhhh, hey, Rh.

Rh: Ehhh, hi?

(the two look at each other. Chef Pee Pee takes the box and runs)

Rh: OI!

(Rh chases after him. Chef Pee Pee is seen running past MarioFan and Endless)

Endless: Woah, what's their problem?

MarioFan: No clue.

(Chef Pee Pee runs out the store. Brooklyn Guy comes out)

Brooklyn Guy: HEY, YOU DIDN'T PAY-

(Chef Pee Pee throws a bunch of money at Brooklyn Guy)

Brooklyn Guy: Thank you, come again.

(Rh runs out of the store)

Rh: MY CEREAL!

Chef Pee Pee: HAHA! IN YOUR FACE BLOCK-

(Suddenly, a car drives past and swipes the cereal away)

Chef Pee Pee: Dafuq?

(Chef Pee Pee looks at the truck. It is revealed to be Jeffygeist who stole the cereal)

Jeffygeist: HAHA! IN YA FACE PEEPERS! “to Thanos” Step on it Thanus!

Thanos: Okay, JG!

(Thanos drives the car faster and the truck is out of sight)

Chef Pee Pee: MY CEREAL!

(Vandal Buster swoops by Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: The hell?

(It shows the inside of the truck. Jeffygeist, Masked Menace III, Twisted Sunny, Fatass, T-Series, Invertosis and Moony are seen mooching off the stolen food)

Jeffygeist: HAHA! We hit the jackpot, fellas!

Masked Menace III: Looks like we got enough food to last us the rest of the year!

Twisted Sunny: Yeah!

Fatass: WOOO FOOD!

Moony: Like you need it anyway, fatty.

Fatass: ...

(Fatass punches Moony out of the car)

Moony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

T-Series: ... Ah, well. Dig in, lads!

(Everyone is about to eat the food when Vandal Buster breaks in)

All: VANDAL BUSTER!?

Vandal Buster: I must have you know that food theft is illegal! Especially since you have what I want!

Jeffygeist: What do you want?

(Invertosis points at the box Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix. It is guarded by all of them)

Masked Menace III: Then come and get it!

Vandal Buster: It's your funeral!

(Vandal Buster charges at the villains. Masked Menace III tries to decapitate Vandal Buster with a machete only for Vandal Buster to grab the machete from him and throw it at Twisted Sunny which goes through her petal and pinning her to the truck. The machete also goes through the front of the truck shocking Thanos)

Thanos: WHAT THE F***!?

(Invertosis grabs a bat and swings at Vandal Buster only for him to accidentally hit T-Series knocking him out)

Invertosis: Woopsie!

(Vandal Buster grabs the bat and is about to knock out Invertosis only for Fatass to surprise him from behind and strangles him. But Vandal Buster, with his remaining breath grabs a net bomb that pins Fatass to the wall and knocks out Invertosis. He faces Jeffygeist who is holding the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix)

Vandal Buster: Give. Me. The. BOX!

Jeffygeist: Come and get it, Vandal B***h!

(Vandal Buster charges at Jeffygeist. Jeffygeist grabs the nearby bat and throws it at Vandal Buster's head)

Vandal Buster: OW!

(Jeffygeist grabs Vandal Buster and throws him out of the truck weakening him)

Jeffygeist: SO LONG, LOSER!

Vandal Buster: Ughhh.

(Vandal Buster with his mask ripped, takes it off)

Rh: Ugh. Well, that failed... Time to call for help!

(Rh gets on the phone and calls MarioFan and Endless)

MarioFan: Yeah, Rh.

Rh: We got a Code Cocoa!

Endless: WHAT!?

Rh: Jeffygeist has the last box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix. I need help.

MarioFan: We are on our way!

(MarioFan presses a button under his hat revealing his cyborg form. Endless then whistles causing his Mechabilities suit to come flying. He enters it)

Endless: Let's go!

(MarioFan nods. The two run off. Thanos is seen parking at the Jeffygeist house. The two enter)

Jeffygeist: Could you believe this, Thanus! We got the last box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix! I feel like the happiest monster alive!

Thanos: Yeah. Anyways, I’m gonna bring in the rest food!

(Thanos goes back to get the rest of the food. Jeffygeist heads back inside the house laughing. Thanos exits the truck holding a bunch of grocery bags)

Thanos: God, these bags are heavy! Luckily, I’m almost there-

(Suddenly, Endless' mech lands on the bags destroying them)

Thanos: MY FOOD!

(MarioFan comes back)

Endless: Let's go!

(The two head inside. Jeffygeist is seen with a napkin on his neck. he grabs the box)

Jeffygeist: This breakfast is going to be the best!

(Jeffygeist is about to open the box, but MarioFan swoops in and grabs the box)

Jeffygeist: Wha- HEY!

MarioFan: Looking for this?

Jeffygeist: Give it back to me, Flowers!

MarioFan: Flowers. That's a new one!

(MarioFan runs off)

Jeffygeist: HEY! GET BACK HERE!

(Jeffygeist charges at him. He almosts catches up to him)

MarioFan: Uh oh.

Jeffygeist: Time to die!

(Endless then grabs Jeffygeist and throws him to a wall)

MarioFan: Nice throw, Endless!

Endless: Thanks!

Jeffygeist: GRRRRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Endless: Uh oh. He's pissed.

(Jeffygeist charges at him)

???: HEY!

(Jeffygeist turns around and sees Sunny in her Iron Flower suit)

Sunny: Remember me, Geist?

Jeffygeist: FLOWER!

Sunny: That's me!

Jeffygeist: YOU WILL PAY FOR EMBARRASSING ME IN THAT ONE TALE!

(Jeffygeist charges at her. Sunny activates her canon and shoots at him stunning him)

Jeffygeist: EHGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEGEGEGEGEG!

Sunny: Run boys!

(MarioFan and Endless run off. Jeffygeist gets un-stunned and grabs Sunny by the neck)

Jeffygeist: I got you now, flower-

(One of Jeffygeist's tentacles get cut off by an axe)

Jeffygeist: OW!

(Jeffygeist turns around and sees Parappa)

Parappa: Leave her alone, fiend!

(Jeffygeist's tentacle reforms. He drops Sunny and charges at him)

Jeffygeist: RAAAAAA!

Parappa: NOW!

Jeffygeist: Huh?

(Frida comes out and shoots lasers at Jeffygeist blinding him)

Jeffygeist: AGH! MY EYES!

(El Tigre comes out and grabs Jeffygeist. Frida opens the door and Manny throws Jeffygeist out the door with him landing in a mud puddle. He gets covered in mud)

Jeffygeist: WHAT THE!?

(Everyone laughs)

Jeffygeist: GRRRRR!

(Jeffygeist then sees MarioFan and Endless running with the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix)

Jeffygeist: S***! I FORGOT!

(Jeffygeist charges at them)

Sunny: Should we go after him?

Parappa: Nah. You guys wanna watch a movie or something?

Manny: Sure!

Frida: I've been looking forward to see "Frozen II"!

(It cuts back to Endless and MarioFan. Jeffygeist lands in front of them)

Jeffygeist: You going somewhere?

Endless: I got this-

(Jeffygeist grabs Endless and throws him at a wall)

MarioFan: ENDLESS!

Jeffygeist: Now, don't think I forgot about you, Flowers!

MarioFan: “gulp”

(Suddenly, Screwer is seen driving down the road)

Screwer: “Rapping” Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled till they reach the sky!

Jeffygeist: WHAT DAFUQ!?

(MarioFan takes the chance and grabs Jeffygeist and throws him at the truck. He lands on the windshield)

Jeffygeist: OW!

Screwer: AHHH! A BLACK NOOB!

(Screwer loses control and crashes the car into a rock denting it. Screwer comes out)

Screwer: MY TRUCK!

(Jeffygeist comes back up)

Jeffygeist: That's it! No more games! I. Want. My. CEREAL-

(Screwer punches Jeffygeist)

Screwer: YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL YOU PAY FOR MY TRUCK-

(Jeffygeist grabs Screwer and throws him to a wall. Screwer lands on the ground. He brings up a phone)

Screwer: I'm calling child protective services!

(Jeffygeist walks up to MF)

Jeffygeist: Now. No more interuptions. Give me the cereal and no one gets hurt.

(Zara in her Shadowhawk suit shoots at Jeffygeist)

Jeffygeist: OW!

Zara: That's what you get for hurting my friend, Screwer!

Screwer: YOU TELL EM!

Jeffygeist: WHEN WILL THIS CHAOS END!?

(Screwer gets in his truck and hits Jeffygeist causing him to fly into the air)

Jeffygeist: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

(Jeffygeist then takes a break and takes a sip of a slushy)

Jeffygeist: Ah.

(Jeffygeist continues falling)

Jeffygeist: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(It cuts to Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof at a picnic table)

AsphaltianOof: And so. what do you call a ginormous bruise? A DINO-soar!

Buckaroo and Azaz: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

(Suddenly, Jeffygeist lands on the picnic table breaking it and the food on it)

Jeffygeist: Owwwwww.

(Jeffygeist looks up to see Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof looking angrily at him)

Jeffygeist: Uhhh, no hard feelings guys?

(Jeffygeist screams as Buckaroo shoots at him with his rifle, Azaz shooting at him with a laser gun and AsphaltianOof chasing after him with his chainsaw. Rh is seen getting up from the road)

Rh: Ugh. Finally, I’m up!

(MarioFan runs up holding the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix)

MarioFan: Rh! I got the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix from Jeffygeist!

Rh: Sweet!

(Rh is about to grab the box but Chef Pee Pee drives by in his car and swipes the box)

Chef Pee Pee: SEE YA SUCKAS! WOO HOO!

Rh and MarioFan: ...

Rh: You wanna see "Frozen II"?

MarioFan: Sure. Might as well.

(Rh and MarioFan leave for the movie theatre. It cuts back to Chef Pee Pee driving with the box)

Chef Pee Pee: Finally, I got the box!

(Chef Pee Pee drives back to the house. He knocks on the door. Bowser opens up)

Bowser: Well, it's about time you got back!

Chef Pee Pee: Yep! And I got a box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix!

Bowser: WOAH! AWESOME! You’re getting a bigger pay check next week!

Chef Pee Pee: YES!

Bowser: By 12 cents.

Chef Pee Pee: Awww.

Bowser: Just come in and serve us the cereal already!

Chef Pee Pee: Okay, Bowser!

(Chef Pee Pee walks in. It is then revealed they were watched by Chef v1000)

Chef v1000: I've been stalking him for over 1 year. But soon it will be my time to shine and I will get my revenge on you for trapping me for so long!

???: Hey, boss!

(Chef v1000 turns around and sees Chef v2 and Chef v3)

Chef v1000: Ahhh. My loyal companions! So, how has the therapist jobs?

Chef v3: Doing good, boss!

Chef v2: We've been laying low just like you said!

Chef v1000: Perfect. Anyways, today marks 1 year of me stalking Chef Pee Pee.

Chef v2: Ummm, okay?

Chef v3: I don't know why you had to bring that up, but okay.

Chef v1000: Anyways, I think it's time we start out our battle. We have been hiding in the shadows (pun entirely intended) for too long!

Chef v2: So, what do we do?

Chef v1000: I say we can recruit some people. I'm still thinking of what to do, but I will tell you as soon as I can!

Chef v3: Okay, boss!

Chef v2: We will not let you down!

(Chef v2 and Chef v3 leave)

Chef v1000: Perfect. Soon my plan will get into action!

(It cuts to black. It then shows Culdee walking back to his house)

Culdee: Well, that shopping morning didn't go as planned. But I got something that hopefully will!

(Culdee enters the house)

Culdee: Morning, Lil Fred! Just got back from shopping!

Lil Fred: “squeak” (No s***.)

(Culdee then presses a hidden button. A hidden passageway opens up. Culdee heads downstairs. He enters the room where a metal costume that is the same shape as him is seen)

Culdee: Tonight, I will test this bad boy! I also got a few other projects to do, but I will show them to my friends later!

(Culdee goes back upstairs. The chapter fades to black)

CHAPTER THREE - THE PROJECTS!


SYNOPSIS - Culdee got done building two new projects and can't wait to show them to his friends.

(Culdee is seen at his house watching TV)

TV Guy 1: I can't believe you slept with my niece!

TV Guy 2: I didn't sleep with your niece. Your niece was sleeping with me!

Culdee: You know, this joke is kinda getting old. But I don't care.

(Culdee turns off the TV)

Culdee: Maybe it's about time I called my friends!

(Culdee brings out his phone and dials the others)

Culdee: Hey, guys! I made a few projects! I was wondering if you want to come see them?

Rh: (voice) Sounds cool! We will be on our way!

Culdee: Superb!

(Culdee hangs up)

Culdee: Now, to just wait until they come!

(The doorbell rings)

Culdee: Ooooh! They're here!

(Culdee runs to the door and sees Hansel)

Hansel: Can I have some change?

(Culdee slams the door)

Culdee: They should be here about...

(The doorbell rings)

Culdee: NOW!

(Culdee opens the door but it is Duolingo)

Duolingo: It looks like you forgot your Spanish lesson!

(Duolingo brings out a knife)

Duolingo: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW-

(Culdee shuts the door)

Culdee: Okay, they should be here by.. Now!

(Culdee opens the door and sees a girl scout)

Girl Scout: Would you like to buy some cookies-

(Culdee throws the girl scout over the city)

Girl Scout: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Culdee slams the door)

Culdee: God, why am I getting these random people!?

(The doorbell rings. Culdee gets an angered face. He opens the door and yells)

Culdee: LISTEN! I DO NOT WANT YOU HERE! I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES! I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY! I DON'T WANT TO DO MY GOD DAMN SPANISH LESSON! YOU ARE UNGRATEFUL!

Rh: Well, geez, if you didn't want me here, I'll just go-

(Culdee realizes)

Culdee: Wait no! I'm sorry I just thought you were a girl scout!

Rh: Wha- You would say that to a girl scout?

Culdee: WHAT?! NO-

Rh: Okay, I am calling some help for you to see what you’re on-

Culdee: No, I am not on anything, I just- “sigh” Where are the others?

MarioFan: Right here!

Endless: What ya need, Culdee?

Culdee: I made some cool new projects and I want you guys to be the first to see them!

Rh: Cool! Where are they?

Culdee: In the basement! Follow me!

(Rh, MarioFan and Endless follow Culdee into the basement. Culdee and the others walk up to a tarp)

Rh: So, what's under there?

Culdee: You are about to see!

(Culdee removes the tarp that reveals two robots. One of them is female that wears a purple and blue propellor hat with a blue and purple shirt. She has white buttons on her shirt with blue cheeks and a purple nose. The other one is all metal with red eyes)

Culdee: Everyone, meet my new animatronic spies, JJ and BB 2.0!

Rh: Cool!

MarioFan: Awesome!

Endless: I have mixed feelings.

Culdee: (To Endless) Yeah, yeah. (To all) Anyways, ever since BB died during the war, I decided to make two replacements!

Rh: So, what do they do?

Culdee: Well, just like BB, they can be used for distractions and they can also be used to spy on intruders and stuff!

Rh: Cool!

MarioFan: Awesome!

Endless: ...

(Endless looks at BB 2.0)

Endless: I don't like that guy.

(Endless grabs a hammer)

Endless: TIME TO ABORT!

(Endless is about to destroy BB 2.0 but Rh and MarioFan grab him)

Rh: ENDLESS NO!

MarioFan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Endless: DON'T YOU SEE!? THAT GUY IS A DEMON! DEMON!!!!

Rh: Drop the hammer!

Endless: No.

Rh: Do it!

Endless: No.

Rh: Do it!

Endless: No.

Rh: Do it!

Endless: No.

Rh: Do it!

Endless: No.

Rh: Do it!

Endless: No.

MarioFan: Can we stop making filler and just pay attention to Culdee?

Culdee: Yeah, pay attention to me! Anyways, I shall turn these on!

(Culdee presses a button activating JJ and BB 2.0)

Rh and MarioFan: Woah...

JJ: Hi! My name is JJ!

BB 2.0: ...

Culdee: Uhhh, BB?

BB 2.0: Oh, uhhh. I'm BB 2.0.

JJ: I see you met our creator, Culdee!

Rh: Yeah, we actually met him years ago.

JJ: Cool!

BB 2.0: Whatever...

(It then cuts to Culdee's house. Boney, Goombar and Bett are seen walking down the street)

Boney: You guys in the mood for a rob?

Goombar: Hell yeah!

Bett: Of course!

Boney: Well, who should we rob?

Goombar: Well, definitely not Sunny's cause we were fried by lasers last time!

Bett: And definitely not Coconut Fred's because.. well, I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Goombar: Me neither man.

Boney: Well, we need to rob someone who won't hurt/kill us.

Goombar: What about Culdee's? I mean he only cares about Pizza Rolls and Ramen! There’s no way he'll hurt us!

Boney: Good point! We will rob Culdee!

(The three walk up to Culdee's house. Boney lock picks the door opening it)

Boney: I lock picked the door! Let's go!

(The three enter the house)

Boney: Let's see what ol' FNaF fan has?

Goombar: Yeah!

Bett: Let's go!

(The three enter. It cuts to downstairs. JJ and BB 2.0 hear footsteps)

JJ: Did you hear that, BB?

BB 2.0: Huh? What?

JJ: There are footsteps upstairs. (To Culdee) Did you invite anyone else, creator?

Culdee: No?

JJ: This must be trouble. I'm going to sneak upstairs!

(JJ quietly heads upstairs. She quickly hides under a table and sees Boney, Goombar and Bett looking at a big flat screen TV)

Boney: Woah.

Goombar: That is a big TV.

Bett: Let's get it!

Goombar: How can we carry it? It's too big!

Boney: If we carry it together, we can get it out of the house!

JJ: Robbers! I need to distract them!

(JJ then laughs)

Boney: What was that?

(JJ runs past them and hides behind a couch)

Goombar: The hell?

(Boney takes a closer look at the couch. JJ pops up)

Boney: “sigh” False alarm, boys. It's just a girl-

(JJ then hops onto Boney's face and starts mauling him)

Boney: AGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

(Bett grabs a broomstick and hits JJ making her fall off. She runs off)

JJ: “alarm sound”

Goombar: She's trying to alert the others! Don't let her do that!

(The Dastardly Three chase after JJ. JJ hops onto cupboards and grabs a spray bottle. She grabs some soap and vinegar and puts it into the bottle. She sprays Boney in the eyes)

Boney: MY EYES! MY NONEXISTENT EYES!

(JJ opens a cupboard and places a knife on the floor. Boney falls onto the knife decapitating him)

Boney: Well, at least I am already dead.

Goombar: THAT DELINQUENT JUST DECAPITATED OUR BOSS!

Bett: RUN AWAY!

(Bett and Goombar grab Boney's head and run off. However, they run into Brooklyn Guy)

Brooklyn Guy: Well, well, well. Looks like the Dastardly Three done it again.

The Dastardly Three: “gulp”

(The Dastardly Three are seen being put into a police car)

JJ: Serves you right for trying to rob our house!

Boney: Shut it, kid! Soon, we will get payback and kill all of you!

Goombar: We are the best trio of villains in the world.

(BB 2.0 is seen hiding behind the door hearing everything)

BB 2.0: Villains?

Bett: Anyways, we will get revenge!

Goombar: We always come back!

Boney: Because...

(AsphaltianOof is seen nearby playing on a piano)

The Dastardly Three: (singing) When there’s a task that you want done, and you don’t want God to know... just put your trust in only one tr-

Brooklyn Guy: Take them away, boys.

(The police lock up the car. The rest of the song is muffled behind the police car as it drives away)

Boney (muffled singing): With Boney...

Goombar (muffled singing): And Goombar!

Bett (muffled singing): And Bett!

The Dastardly Three: (muffled singing) You know... that the Dastardly Three will always steal the show!

(The three laugh as the car drives off)

Culdee: That should be enough of them! (To the users) So, you guys wanna get some ice cream?

Rh, MarioFan and Endless: F*** YEAH!

(The users leave)

JJ: Well, I’ll just stay here and protect the house!

(JJ walks past BB 2.0. BB 2.0 then gets an evil grin)

BB 2.0: I got an idea.

(BB 2.0 heads to Culdee's iPad. He goes to Google and searches up, "Villains in Pensacola". He sets his eye on, "Robo RH")

BB 2.0: I just need to find where he died!

(BB 2.0 leaves. The chapter cuts to black)

CHAPTER FOUR - THE METAL FELL!


SYNOPSIS - It is midnight and everyone in Pensacola is asleep, except for Culdee. He decides to test out his brand new Metal Fell suit to give it a test run!

(It starts off with Culdee and the others at Sportsters eating ice cream)

Culdee: So, what are you guys planning for tomorrow?

Rh: Well, I still got to work on A LOT of chapters for ANWO!

Endless: I gotta make sure Izuru doesn’t go apes*** over "Pokémon Sword and Shield"!

MarioFan: I gotta catch on more stories!

Rh: What are your plans, Culdee?

(Culdee is about to speak, but doesn’t come up with anything)

Culdee: Uhhhhhh, stuff.

Rh: I see.

(Rh checks his watch)

Rh: OH S***!

MarioFan: What?

Rh: It’s getting late. I have to be awake by 6:00 tomorrow to make more stories! Not to mention I need to work on “A New World Order” and “SML Wiki: The Movie”.

(Rh grabs his food to go)

Rh: See ya!

(Rh leaves)

MarioFan: Eh. I’m gonna go as well.

(MarioFan leaves)

Endless: See ya latah!

(Endless then leaves)

Culdee: Well, guess it’s time for me to head home! I also got some “business” to handle!

(Culdee leaves. It cuts back to his house. Culdee enters and is greeted by JJ)

JJ: Good morning, Creator!

Culdee: Hey, JJ-

(Culdee looks around and gets confused)

Culdee: Where’s BB 2.0?

JJ: I don’t know. He left without saying anything.

Culdee: Well, I hope he gets back by morning.

JJ: Me too! Well, anyways, I’m gonna head to sleep. See you tomorrow.

Culdee: Night, JJ!

(JJ walks off)

Culdee: Now, to head to sleep!

(Culdee heads to his room to sleep. At midnight, he wakes up. He then quietly goes downstairs. He presses the hidden button and enters the passageway. He goes down to his suit)

Culdee: Alright, lets test this bad boy out! Ahem. Metal Fell, activate.

(The Metal Fell suit then turns on)

Culdee: Noice. Okay, Metal Fell, activate suit mode!

(The suit then opens up. Culdee steps inside. The suit closes on him)

Culdee: Awesome! Alright, lets test out this bad boy!

(Culdee activates a canon. A dummy of Onion Cream shows up)

Culdee: Lame. What other dummies do we have?

(Culdee switches to the next dummy. It is revealed to be a “Gatcha Life” character)

Culdee: AHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT!

(Culdee shoots a laser, destroying the dummy)

Culdee: Noice! Now if I remember, I made another weapon!

(Suddenly, four sharp spider like legs come out of Metal Fell’s back)

Culdee: Oh yeah! Forgot about that!

(Another “Gacha Life” dummy comes out)

Culdee: Alright! Lets see what I’m made of.

(Culdee rips apart the dummy with the legs)

Culdee: AWESOME! Ooh! I think I also made it possible to fly in this suit! Lets check it out!

(Culdee heads to the roof of the house)

Culdee: Alright! Time to fly!

(Culdee jumps off of the roof)

Culdee: WEEEEEEE- OH FU-

(Culdee hits the floor)

Culdee: Ow. Forgot the jet boosters.

TAKE 2

Culdee: This one’s gonna fly!

(Culdee jumps off the roof. He activates the jet boosters and flies)

Culdee: WOO HOOO!

(Culdee flies around Pensacola)

Culdee: THIS IS AMAZING!

(Culdee then stops on a side of a building)

Culdee: Woo! That was incredible!

(Suddenly, Culdee hears an alarm)

Culdee: An alarm?! That must mean trouble is about!

(Culdee flies to the scene. He sees Murder Man, Mega Maid, Murder Man X and Ink Brute robbing the bank)

Murder Man: I knew robbing at midnight was a good idea! There is no cop from 25 miles of here!

Culdee: Robbers! I must stop them!

(Culdee flies down. Murder Man X turns around)

Murder Man X: Uh, boss?

(Murder Man and the others turn around)

Murder Man: The hell?

Culdee: I am here to put a stop to you Murder Moron!

Murder Man: Big idea. What are you?

Culdee: I am the Metal Fell!

Murder Man: ... BWAHAHAHAHA

(The rest of the squad laughs)

Mega Maid: What kind of name is Metal Fell!?

Ink Brute: THAT’S THE STUPIDEST NAME I EVER HEARD!

Culdee: Laugh all you want, but I will stop you!

Murder Man: Whatever. Kill Him!

(Murder Man X, Mega Maid and Ink Brute charge at him)

Culdee: Not today, f***boys.

(Culdee grabs Mega Maid and throws her to the wall. Ink Brute grabs Culdee and starts strangling him only for Culdee to stab him through the chin. Murder Man X shoots at him only for Culdee to fly over him)

Murder Man X: NANI!?

(Culdee aims at him)

Culdee: Syanora f***er.

Murder Man X: “gulp”

(Culdee shoots him causing him to fly into a trash can. Mega Maid gets up and grabs a katana and slowly approaches him from behind. She is about to finish him only for one of Culdee‘s spider legs to stab her in the arm)

Mega Maid: AGHHHHH!

(Culdee grabs Mega Maid and throws her to the wall again. He faces Murder Man. Murder Man drops his money and starts begging)

Murder Man: PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY ON ME!

(Culdee hears cop cars. He quickly writes a note and puts it next to Murder Man)

Culdee: See ya later!

(Culdee flies off. A bunch of police men come driving up)

Brooklyn Guy: I woke up to the sound of fighting! What hap-

(Murder Man runs up)

Murder Man: PLEASE ARREST ME, HURRY BEFORE HE COMES BACK!

Simmons: Who’s “He”?

Brooklyn Guy: He‘s prolly talking about Vandal Buster or El Tigre?

(Simmons finds the note)

Simmons: Uh, mate. I don’t think that’s the case.

(Brooklyn Guy comes up and reads the note)

Brooklyn Guy: “Just took care of these lunatics trying to rob a bank. You’re welcome - Metal Fell” Who the hell is Metal Fell?

(Simmons shrugs. Brooklyn Guy takes the note and arrest Murder Man and the others. They drive off. It then zooms out revealing Culdee on top of a building)

Culdee: Well, glad that is over! “yawn” I’m getting tired. Time to go home!

(Culdee flies back to his house. Lil Fred is seen asleep)

Culdee: Aw. Goodnight, Fred.

(Culdee heads into the hidden passageway. He deactivates the suit and puts it back in the stand)

Culdee: Welp, that’s enough of that!

(Culdee heads back upstairs and goes to sleep. The chapter fades to black)

CHAPTER FIVE - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 1


SYNOPSIS - Chef v1000 begins his plot of starting his own robot invasion. He gets Chef v2 and Chef v3 to make fake newspapers and send them to people they want to join. Meanwhile, BB 2.0 is looking for the Veggiecorp building.

(It starts off with BB 2.0 looking around the city)

BB 2.0: Now, if I’m correct, Veggiecorp should be around...

(BB 2.0 sees the building)

BB 2.0: Score!

(BB 2.0 walks up to the doors. He tries to open them, but it is locked)

BB 2.0: Darn. Looks like ever since they arrested Onion Cream, this place has been shut down. But...

(BB 2.0 uses laser vision and cuts a hole through the door)

BB 2.0: Good thing Culdee added laser vision while he was building me! Now, time to infiltrate!

(BB 2.0 enters the building. He looks around the place. It is abandoned with cracks, cobwebs, spiders and mold everywhere)

BB 2.0: Bleh! This place is disgusting. Well, not to be surprised that no one was here since June.

(BB 2.0 walks up to a sign over a doorway that says, “Shredder Room”)

BB 2.0: Now, I‘ve read “The Vandal Buster” on the way here so he should be in this room!

(BB 2.0 enters the room. He sees a hole where the turbine used to be)

BB 2.0: “gulp” Welp. Here goes nothing.

(BB 2.0 jumps down the hole)

BB 2.0: YOLO!!!!!!

(BB 2.0 lands in a pile of junk)

BB 2.0: I’m alive! Now, to find Robo RH!

(BB 2.0 swims in the trash. A few hours later, he is still swimming around)

BB 2.0: Ugh. I’ve been swimming for hours. Where is he?

(BB 2.0 turns around)

BB 2.0: “gasp”

(BB 2.0 finds the shredded remains of Robo Rh)

BB 2.0: I’ve finally found him!

(BB 2.0 swims up to him)

BB 2.0: God, you look more shredded than I thought you were... Oh, well.

(BB 2.0 brings out a tool kit)

BB 2.0: Time to open you up! Let’s see what we’re dealing with!

(It switches back to Chef v1000 behind a bush. He is seen looking at Chef Pee Pee grabbing the mail from a mail box. He closes it and heads back inside)

Chef v1000: Still not suspecting anything. Soon my time will shine-

Chef v2: Hey, Boss!

Chef v1000: GAH! 23, do not surprise me like that!

Chef v2: Uhh, it's actually Chef v2.

Chef v3: And Chef v3!

Chef v1000: Look, I don't have time to say both names! I'm in the middle of something! What do you all want?

Chef v3: You said something about meeting you?

Chef v2: And that you had a plan.

Chef v1000: Oh yes.

(Chef v1000 turns around and faces V2 and V3)

Chef v1000: I got a plan to make an army for my invasion against this wretched town!

Chef v2: So, what is it?

Chef v1000: Well, if we're going to have to get people to notice us, we need to make something to help them!

Chef v3: Like what?

Chef v1000: We need something simple, like a- a.

(Chef v1000 then sees a paper boy riding on a bike throwing newspapers at houses)

Chef v1000: Bingo.

(Chef v1000 is seen inside his hideout making fake newspapers. He finishes making a million)

Chef v1000: Phew. Now to send them!

(It cuts to the paper boy riding his bike down a lane. Suddenly, his phone beeps. He looks on it. He gets a shocked face)

Paper Boy: HOLY S***! THERE’S A PIKACHU HERE!

(Paper Boy jumps out of his bike and runs off. Chef v1000 then sneaks up to the bike and puts in the newspaper head lines)

Chef v1000: Hehehe.

(Chef v1000 sees the paper boy running back and runs off)

Paper Boy: Can't believe I didn't get that Pikachu. “sigh” Oh well. Back to my lame a** job!

(Paper Boy jumps back on his bike and rides off)

Chef v1000: Perfect...

(While the paper boy is riding away, a few papers fly out and fly to different places. It cuts to the top of the mountain where Chef Pee Pee's Family Diner is seen. Alternate Chef Pee Pee is seen cooking when he hears the door opening)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: “gasp” A customer! Finally!

(Altnerate Chef Pee Pee runs to the customer. A man in a blue suit comes up)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Welcome to Chef Pee Pee's Family Diner! A taste of fun for everyone! May I take your order?

Man: Actually, I didn't want to order everything, I wanted to say that your restaurant is being shut down.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: WHAT!? WHY!?

Man: Because you aren't getting enough money for it because who comes up a mountain? Plus, your "Roommates" keep making it a health violation.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: ROOMMATES!?

(The Man points behind ACPP and they see that Animatronic Jesse is drinking some oil and throws the glass to the ground. Animatronic Petra is also seen throwing screws on the floor)

Animatronic Petra: THESE SCREWS ARE DISGUSTING!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: 0_0

Man: Yeah, you got 48 hours to get the money otherwise we are turning your restaurant into a nail salon!

(The Man leaves)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: “speechless intensifies”

(Animatronic Jesse throws a glass at Alternate Chef Pee Pee)

Animatronic Jesse: Hey, Peepers, fill me a cup of oil!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Do it yourself, freeloader!

(Alternate Chef Pee Pee walks off. Animatronic Jesse's eyes turn red. He runs up to Alternate Chef Pee Pee and grabs him by the shirt)

Animatronic Jesse: Listen, Pee Pee, I didn't ask nicely. Now, give me a cup of oil or it will be your head!

(Animatronic Badman activates and sees this)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: N-never.

Animatronic Jesse: You asked for it!

(Animatronic Jesse is about to punch ACPP when Animatronic Badman punches AJ to the floor)

Animatronic Jesse: OW!

Aniamatronic Badman: That will teach you a lesson to not hurt our creator!

(Animatronic Olivia and Animatronic Axel see this)

Animatronic Olivia: He just punched Jesse!

Animatronic Axel: GET HIM!

(AO and AA jump onto Animatronic Badman)

Animatronic Badman: AGH! GET OFF!

(Animatronic Judy and Tyrone see this and attack the two)

Animatronic Olivia: OW!

Animatronic Axel: AGH!

Animatronic Radar: ROBOT WAR!

(Everyone yells as Chef Pee Pee's Animatronics battle the FNAJ Animatronics)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I got to get out of here!

(Animatronic Jesse gets up and sees him)

Animatronic Jesse: OI! YOU AIN’T RUNNING AWAY THAT EASILY!

(Animatronic Jesse chases after Alternate Chef Pee Pee. Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs into a storage room)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Got to run! Got to run!

(Alternate Chef Pee Pee races through cardboard boxes trying to run)

Animatronic Jesse: (singing) Chef Pee Pee. I know you’re around here.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Oh God! He's here!

(Alternate Chef Pee Pee jumps and hides inside a box)

Animatronic Jesse: Where are you Chef Pee Pee? I can smell you.

(Alternate Chef Pee Pee tries to hide his breath but Animatronic Jesse hears him)

Animatronic Jesse: Ahhh.

(Animatronic Jesse opens up the box)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: AGH!

Animatronic Jesse: There you are!

(Animatronic Jesse grabs Chef Pee Pee)

Animatronic Jesse: You should have given me my oil!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: GET IT YOURSELF, FREELOADER!

Animatronic Jesse: THATS IT!

(Animatronic Jesse is about to kill Alternate Chef Pee Pee when...)

Animatronic Badman: HEY!

(Animatronic Jesse turns around, Animatronic Badman is seen with a stick)

Animatronic Badman: LIGHTS OUT, JES!

(Animatronic Badman shoves the stick into Animatronic Jesse's skull, electrocuting him. AJ falls down knocked out)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: “sigh” That was close!

Animatronic Badman: Indeed. What do we do with the "other" Animatronics?

(Alternate Chef Pee Pee smiles evilly)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I've got an idea.

(All of the FNAJ animatronics are seen in a cage. Animatronic Jesse wakes up)

Animatronic Jesse: Ow. My head. Wait. Why am I in a cage?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Because you will be moving!

Animatronic Jesse: WHAT?! WHERE!?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Oh, it's just a little place I’d like to call, THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN!

FNAJ Animatronics: WHAT!?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Badman, do the thang!

Animatronic Badman: Got it.

(Animatronic Badman puts his foot on the cage)

Animatronic Jesse: Please don't do this! We promise we won't be freeloaders no more!

Animatronic Badman: Too late for that!

(Animatronic Badman kicks the cage off of the cliff. The cage falls down with a loud bang)

Animatronic Badman: You think they're dead?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Knowing those guys, prolly not. It might take a while for them to heal and come up here, in the mean time we should be prepared!

Scar: (singing) BE PREPAAAAAARED-

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: SHUT UP!

(Animatronic Badman pushes Scar off of the cliff. Suddenly, a newspaper comes flying up the mountain. Animatronic Badman grabs it)

Animatronic Badman: Hey, boss! You might wanna look at this!

(Animatronic Badman gives Alternate Chef Pee Pee the newspaper)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: (Reading) "Third Robot Invasion Strikes Summer of This Year in Pensacola."? Another robot invasion!?

Animatronic Badman: Apparently.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Ho ho ho! This is going to be good! Another Robot Invasion! I am so in! Animatronic Badman, since you saved my life, you are coming with me!

Animatronic Badman: Noice!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: (To the other animatronics) The rest of you stay here just in case AJ and his friends come back!

(The animatronics nod)

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Lets go!

(The two leave. The newspaper then flies off and lands on Animatronic Jesse, who he and his friends crash are seen on the bottom of the mountain)

Animatronic Jesse: Owwwww.

(Animatronic Jesse sees the newspaper)

Animatronic Jesse: A newspaper! But, I think my hands are broken. I can still read it from here! "Third Robot Invasion Strikes Summer of This Year in Pensacola."? WOAH! ANOTHER INVASION! I SO WANT TO GO!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well, too bad because you’re too injured! Haha! Thats what you get for being a freeloader! (To Animatronic Badman) Lets go!

(The two run off laughing)

Animatronic Jesse: WHAT! NO! I WANT TO GO TO THE ROBOT INVASION! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Another newspaper is seen flying through the air. Dan is seen in the woods sitting in front of a campfire)

Dan: “sigh” Ever since my failure, I have nothing to do. It's prolly best if I stay away from wars from now on. I don't want to risk dying.

(A newspaper is seen flying towards him)

Dan: Oh hey, a news-

(The newspaper falls on the fire burning to a crisp)

Dan: ... Paper. It's fine. I didn't want any entertainment anyway.

(It then switches back in the sky. Another newspaper is seen flying in front of a house. A hand picks it up. The person is revealed to be an animatronic elephant with red hat, polka dot ears, pink and red glasses, and a green and yellow vest)

Snorky: “honking noise” (What is this?)

(Snorky shrugs and brings it back into the house. He sits on a couch and reads it)

Snorky: “honking noise” ("Robot Invasion"? I need to see more of this!)

(As Snorky continues reading, an animatronic orange gorilla with some black hair, a small yellow vest, a red and yellow hat and some glasses comes in)

Bingo: Hey, Snorky pal! Whatcha reading?

Snorky: “honking noise” (See for yourself, I found this on the floor on the front yard!)

(Snorky hands Bingo the newspaper. He reads it)

Bingo: Let's see then! Hmmm. "Another robot invasion set to happen. Is it real or a bust?" Wait. A fourth robot invasion!?

Snorky: “honking noise” (Apparently so.)

Bingo: First the one in 2018, then RH 2.0's reign, then Dave's invasion and now this?

Snorky: “trumpet noise” (I guess. Maybe, this can be good because we can use it to continue our murder spree from summer!)

Bingo: Of course! Good idea, Snorky! This will be a great continuation from our last attack in August! Let's go tell Fleegle and Drooper!

Snorky: “honking noise” (Lets go!)

(Bingo and Snorky run off. The screen cuts to black)

CHAPTER SIX - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 2


SYNOPSIS - Snorky and Bingo bring the newspaper to their friends Fleegle and Drooper. Later, the last remaining tunabots also get a hand on the newspaper and now are set to find whoever wanted to start this robot invasion!

'''WARNING! This chapter is Rated R for minor gore. Viewer discretion is advised.'''

(It starts off in a dark room. A rotten corpse is seen on a table. Suddenly, the corpse starts getting more mutilated by another mysterious person with blood flying everywhere)

???: It's been about 3 months since the show ended.

(The person then cuts open the corpses stomach revealing the organs)

???: If it wasn't for that little delinquent Harley and his family, we would have continued the show forever... and ever.. and ever.

(The person grabs the heart and starts devouring it with blood spurting everywhere. The person is then revealed to be an animatronic beagle with a hat, brown fur, brown ears, a red bow tie, and two buttons)

Fleegle: If I ever get my hands on that kid again, I will rip him limb from limb just like I did with that pesky person who cancelled my show!

(Fleegle continues chopping up the corpse when an animatronic with the same hat, a red nose, orange square glasses and some gloves comes in holding something)

Drooper: Hey, Fleegle. I got tonight's dinner!

(Drooper throws Fleegle an severed arm)

Fleegle: An arm!?

Drooper: What's the matter? I thought you liked arm.

Fleegle: I do! But we had the same meal for the past 3 months! Mutilated corpses found in alleyways and s***! “sigh” I would kill to do some murdering.

Drooper: No kidding. Why don't we just go out there and just kill some people!

Fleegle: I don't want to risk getting caught by the government, Drooper! Besides, we are all over the news!

(Fleegle grabs a remote and turns the TV on showing a recording of a news broadcast)

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Reports from the all famous taft studios have now been confirmed. And we can report that the sights of the beloved soundstages for "The Banana Splits Show" replaced joy and laughter with mayhem and murder! The story so gruesome that it could have ripped from the pages of a hollywood horror film rather from the set of a beloved kid show! "The Banana Splits Show" has entertained kids since 1968, when the world first met Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky. With their zany antics and their catchy theme song, the Banana Splits were an instant pop culture sensation. So how did that good nature entertainment, lead to a sound stage full of corpses? While the final death tool is yet to be determined, we can confirm that the casualties included hundreds of studio audience members, a long time producer of “The Banana Splits Show” and at least one cheating husband! It seems “The Banana Splits Show” was cancelled that day after decades of on air kids fun! And this fact, might have fueled the murderous spree!

(Goodman then gets a call)

Goodman: Hold on one second.

(Goodman brings the phone to his ear and gets a shocked face.)

Goodman: HOLD ON! THIS JUST IN! PNN has recieved camera footage from the scene of the crime!

(It shows camera footage of Drooper bringing out a wheelchair that has a dead body with a lollipop shoved down his throat, and Fleegle setting the man on fire.)

Goodman: Unthinkable. It appears that the murderers are the Banana Splits themselves! It seems these kid friendly animatronic robots have become bloodthirsty killing machines! Authorities are looking for the Banana Splits programmer known simply as "Karl" as a possible suspect! Even more shockingly, the authorities have yet to locate the Banana Splits! Anyone with the information of the whereabouts of Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper or Snorky, or the quartets bright yellow Banana Buggy, should contact this news station immediately! More on the story as it develops-

(Fleegle throws the remote at the TV shattering the screen)

Fleegle: GAH! Thanks to the humans, we don't have a show anymore! Now, we just spend our lives in the dark mooching off of expired corpses! I just wish we could join something so we can end the human race FOR GOOD!

(Fleegle keeps chopping up as Bingo and Snorky enter)

Bingo: Hey, guys! You won't believe what we found!

Fleegle: Did you kill someone?!

Snorky: "honking noise" (Sadly, no.)

Fleegle: “sigh”

Bingo: But we did find this!

(Bingo tosses Fleegle the newspaper. Fleegle reads it)

Fleegle: "Robot Invasion?"

Snorky: "honking noise" (Yeah!)

Bingo: Snorky found it in the front yard!

Fleegle: Hmmm. This robot invasion might be our once in a lifetime opportunity to end the human race for good! Maybe we should join it!

Bingo: That's what we were thinking!

Snorky: "honking noise" (Yeah!)

???: What are you four talking about over here?

(A strange person in an owl suit comes in)

Fleegle: HOOTY!

(The Banana Spilts kneel down)

Hooty: What are you boys talking about?

Fleegle: Well, you see our si- uh. We- uh.

Drooper: What he is trying to say is we saw this newspaper saying stuff about a robot invasion!

Hooty: A robot invasion? That's new.

Bingo: Indeed! And we were wondering if we could join.

Hooty: I don't know. What if you fail like you did 3 months ago?

Snorky: "honking noise" (Uhhh)

Drooper: We'll be fine, Hooty! There is no need to worry!

Hooty: ... Very well, then. But I suggest you don't get seen by any humans until the perfect time. As you know...

(Hooty brings out his hammer)

Hooty: The show must go on...

(Hooty walks off)

Fleegle: Well, boys, it is official! We shall join this robot invasion!

Drooper and Bingo: Hooray!

Snorky: "honking noise" (Awesome!)

Fleegle: However, we can't go out on an empty stomach! Let's finish off this corpse and go!

Bingo: Okay!

(The four then start brutally eating the corpse as the screen fades to black. It then cuts to an alleyway. Shadow the Hedgehog is seen waking up in a cage)

Shadow: What the!? Where am I!?

(Shadow looks around panicking. Suddenly, a Tunabot with a broken face, an exposed ear endo, a broken leg and a drill for an arm comes out)

Tunabot 3: SURPRISE!

Shadow: GAH!

Tunabot 3: HAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face!

Shadow: You sons of b***hes! Where am I!?

(Another Tunabot with a missing ear and a broken eye comes out)

Tunabot 2: You've been imprisioned for like uhhh. (To Tunabot 3) How long has it been since the In-FUNNY-ty War?

Tunabot 3: Uhhhhhh, about 6 months!

Shadow: SIX MONTHS!? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A YEAR!?

Tunabot 2: Well, be happy we kept you alive by feeding you worms!

Shadow: GROSS! Wait, how did you feed me if I was knocked out?

Tunabot 2: Uhhhh, magic?

(Another Tunabot with line-like holes in his mask comes out)

Tunabot 1: How is the prisoner going along?

Tunabot 2: Doing fine, even though he is acting like a baby about being stuck in there for six months.

Shadow: F*** YOU GUYS!

Tunabot 3: Shut your mouth or I'll put this drill into it!

Tunabot 1: Ahh yes. Six months since the In-FUNNY-ty War! I still can't believe we failed. Not only that, but we are the last tunabots and our leader has been arrested and taken to the intergalactic dimension.

Tunabot 2: Yeah.

Tunabot 3: True.

Shadow: Well, he deserved it. I even heard he killed Toadette! Now, that is WAY to far-

(Tunabot 3 bangs on the cage)

Tunabot 3: SHUT THE F*** UP YOU EMO NEEDLE MOUSE!

Shadow: Make me, Maguro ripoff!

Tunabot 3: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Tunabot 1: You two! Shut up! Anyways, we need to come up with something to get back on the people who stopped us! Mostly the flower thot (Sunny) and the male b***h (Parappa).

Tunabot 2: How about another In-FUNNY-ty War?

Tunabot 3: Nah, that wouldn't work.

Tunabot 1: He's right. We lost all of our troops and no one else would want to join us. Plus, Culdee already has enough stories to do and if he ever made a sequel to In-FUNNY-ty War, it would probably be released in 2021.

Tunabot 3: So, what do we do?

Tunabot 1: If only we could join someone's war-

(A newspaper then flies into Shadow's cage)

Shadow: What's this?

(Shadow grabs the newspaper and reads it. Tunabot 3 swipes it)

Shadow: HEY!

Tunabot 3: Nuh uh uh! No entertainment for the prisoner!

Tunabot 1: Hold on.

(Tunabot 1 grabs the newspaper and reads it)

Tunabot 2: What does it say, boss?

Tunabot 3: Yeah! What does it say?!

(Tunabot 1 looks at the paper and grins [Even though he doesn't have a mouth])

Tunabot 1: Pack your stuff, boys. We're going on a Robot Invasion!

Tunabot 2: Cool!

Tunabot 3: AWESOME! But can we keep the prisoner?

Tunabot 1: “sigh” Sure.

Tunabot 3: HOORAY!

(Tunabot 3 grabs the cage)

Tunabot 3: You and I are gonna have lots of fun/torturing ahead of us!

Shadow: F**********************************!

(The three leave while Tunabot 3 drags the cage behind him. It then cuts to midnight. The three tunabots are seen walking through Pensacola)

Tunabot 3: God. No one seems to be awake at midnight.

Tunabot 2: Well, that's when most people fall asleep.

Tunabot 1: Anyways, enough yadding about midnight s***! We need to go find whoever is going to start this robot inva-

(Tunabot 1 then bumps into Fleegle)

Tunabot 1: OW!

Fleegle: HEY!

(The Tunabots then face the Banana Spilts)

Tunabot 1: WATCH WERE YOU’RE STANDING!

Fleegle: YOU WATCH IT! What are you even? Just some grey tuna?

Tunabot 2: Oh, yeah? Well, out of everything we had to bump into, it has to be some Disney characters!

Drooper: HEY! We're not from Disney! We're from Hannah Barbera!

Bingo: I thought it was TAFT Studios?

Drooper: Well, in 1968 when we were created, we were made by Hannah Barbera and Sid and Marty Krofft!

Tunabot 3: No one cares about your backstory! We are here to find the person who came up with a robot invasion!

Snorky: "honking noise" (Wait? Did you say Robot Invasion?)

Tunabot 3: Yeah. We did.

Bingo: Wait, how did you understand what he means-

Fleegle: Well. I guess there is no need to fight anybody!

Tunabot 1: Well, I guess now what we gotta do is find the guy who's coming up the invasion?

???: Well, I believe you found him.

(Chef v1000 comes out of the shadows)

Shadow: Woah. Did he just come out of the wall?

Chef v1000: Well, I actually have the power to travel through the shadows! I see you are the remaining Tunabots and the Banana Splits!

Fleegle: Well, it's nice to meet you.. Mr..

Chef v1000: Call me Chef v1000. And the hat with the arms is Hatty.

(Chef v1000's hat then waves)

Drooper: I am scared right now.

Chef v1000: No need to be! Just follow me and I will lead you to where you should be!

Fleegle: Uh, okay. If you insist.

(The Banana Splits and the three tunabots follow Chef v1000 into the shadows. The screen fades to black. It then cuts back outside. Suddenly, the Dimension Traveller 3000 from “Vandal Buster: Part II” teleports into view. Out of the machine comes past versions of Masked Menace, PLA-1137 and Dark Tari)

Past Masked Menace: Well, it looks the machine brought us to the future!

Past PLA-1137: Looks like it!

Past Dark Tari: Hopefully, we can find some villains to help us!

Past Masked Menace: True!

(Chef v1000 then comes out of the bushes)

Past Masked Menace: He looks like a villain! Hey you, can you help us with our invasion?

(Chef v1000 looks at them. He suddenly gets red eyes)

Past Masked Menace: Uhhh, hello?

(Suddenly, Chef v1000 starts turning more withered. His eyes go pitch black and gets sharp teeth)

Past Masked Menace: Uhhh, guys. I think we should get back in the-

True Thousand: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(True Thousand grabs Past Masked Menace and rips him in half)

Past PLA-1137: WHAT THE F***!?

Past Dark Tari: Woah.

(True Thousand looks at them)

Past PLA-1137: OH HELL NO! I'M OUTTA HERE!

(Past PLA-1137 flies away only for True Thousand to grab her)

Past PLA-1137: NOOOO!

(Past PLA-1137 gets ripped into shreds. True Thousand then looks at Past Dark Tari)

Past Dark Tari: Oh no, you don't!

(Past Dark Tari shoots True Thousand but it doesn't work)

Past Dark Tari: WHAT THE!?

(True Thousand roars and runs at Dark Tari and punches her through the heart killing her. True Thousand turns back into Chef v1000)

Chef v1000: Well. Glad that is over. Now, I think I will use this machine later on.

(Chef v1000 grabs the machine, he walks off with it. The screen fades to black)

CHAPTER SEVEN - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 3


SYNOPSIS - After killing Past Masked Menace and the others, Chef v1000 steals their Dimension Traveller 3000 and gets Chef v2 and Chef v3 to join him while the Banana Splits and the Tunabots will stay behind incase any more people decide to come and join.

'''WARNING! This chapter is Rated R for mild gore! Viewer discretion is advised!'''

(It starts off with BB 2.0 looking at a crudely put together version of Robo RH)

BB 2.0: Alright. It took me a couple of chapters but I managed to put Robo RH back together! Now, I just need to activate him!

(BB 2.0 grabs a medallion out of his pocket)

BB 2.0: Give me the power I beg of you!

(Suddenly, lightning strikes Robo RH, awakening him)

Robo RH: I... have awakened.

BB 2.0: Perfect!

Robo RH: Now... who might you be.

BB 2.0: My name is BB 2.0! And since I brought you back to life, you now work for me!

Robo RH: Not if I KILL YOU!

(Robo RH brings out a nearby sword and tries to stab BB 2.0 only for it to not work against his metal)

Robo RH: WHAT THE!? Okay, you win.

BB 2.0: Perfect. Lets go! We have a big plan ahead of us!

(The two leave through the sewers. The screen fades to black. It then cuts to Chef v1000's lair)

Chef v3: Alright, so this is a good start to our army! So, we got the final three tunabots and some ex-TV show characters, the Banana Splits!

Fleegle: So, when are we gonna start this Robot Invasion?

Chef v2: Well, so far we only have about 10 members so we're gonna need A LOT more to start it!

(Chef v1000 is seen coming in dragging the Dimension Traveller 3000 into the room)

Chef v3: Woah.

Chef v2: Dafuq is that?

Chef v1000: Gentlemen, I present you the Dimension Traveller 3000!

Shadow: Did you like steal that from Masked Menace or something? I thought he was redeemed!

Chef v1000: Well, the- uhhhhh. Whatever! we got this thing so that means we can go back in time and get people from the past!

(Tobias then comes out of a portal)

Tobias: ARE YOU KIDDING!? Like how many times have people gone into the past and gotten redeemed villains!?

Chef v2: Uhhh, two times. There was “Vandal Buster: Part II” and there was “In-FUNNY-ty War”-

Tobias: I guess but we aren't doing this s*** again-

(A microwave is heard beeping)

Tobias: OH S***! THE RAMEN!

(Tobias runs back into the portal. It closes behind him)

Chef v1000: Well, I didn't get this machine for nothing, so we are gonna go back in time and get some f***ing villains! 23, you are coming with me!

Fleegle: Why do you call them 23?

Chef v2: He doesn't have enough time to say both of our names.

Chef v1000: True. Now let's go!

(The three enter the machine and teleport away)

Tunabot 3: Well, I guess we are gonna have to stay behind and see if anyone wants to join!

(Knocking is then heard on the door)

Drooper: I'll get it!

(Drooper opens the door and is greeted to Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Animatronic Badman)

Drooper: Woah. You (Alternate Chef Pee Pee) look like you got done with a blood bath.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: My name is Chef Pee Pee! Or, Alternate Chef Pee Pee in this universe! The animatronic next to me is Animatronic Badman!

Animatronic Badman: Greetings.

Drooper: Cool! I'm an animatronic as well!

Animatronic Badman: Nice!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Anyways, we came looking for the guy who said something about starting a robot invasion!

Drooper: Oh, Chef v1000 is our boss now! He said something about a robot invasion!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Awesome! We were wondering if we could join!

Drooper: Well, technically you are human, but I guess one human wouldn't hurt!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Nice!

(Drooper lets the two in)

Drooper: Hey, guys! I want to introduce you to our new members of the invasion! Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Animatronic Badman!

Fleegle: Cool!

Tunabot 1: Hmmm. Alternate Chef Pee Pee is a human, but I did see “Chef Pee Pee's Killing Spree!”, so I suppose he could work out!

Snorky: "honking noise" (So, what do we now?)

Fleegle: Well, I guess we just wait for Chef v1000 and Chef v2 and 3 to come back with hopefully some new members of the invasion!

Bingo: True.

(It then cuts to the three chef robots inside the Dimension Traveller 3000)

Chef v3: Welp. I'm bored.

Chef v2: Is there a board game or something we can play while we're waiting?

Chef v1000: Now now now, 23, we should be at a random destination in about-

(The machine then dings)

Chef v1000: Now!

(The three exit the machine)

Chef v2: Woah.

(They make it to the Alternate Robloxia from “Vandal Buster: Part II”)

Chef v3: This was the alternate version of Robloxia RH told in his story!

Chef v2: It looks deserted. Perhaps everybody escaped after Alternate Jez, Alternate Zara and Cyber Guest left.

Chef v3: Your theory might be right, v2. Look at this place! I don't see any soul here!

Chef v1000: Well, there has to be something. Follow me you two.

(The three go around exploring the place. They then see Alternate Jez's giant citadel which now has a bunch of holes, cracks and mold on it)

Chef v3: Jeez. Look at that thing! It looks like it hasn't been cleaned in YEARS!

(The chefs enter the castle. They enter what used to be Alternate Jez's throne room)

Chef v1000: See anything, boys?

Chef v2: Not yet, boss.

(Chef v3 points at a bloody cage)

Chef v3: There!

(The three enter the cage. They see the shredded remains of a guest wearing a Roblox cap and a Roblox jacket)

Chef v3: God. This is gory.

(Chef v2 throws up on the ground)

Chef v3: Alternate Jez and Alternate Zara must have fed him to a bunch of wolves! What do you think, boss?

Chef v1000: Hmmm. This gives me an idea. 23, pick up the remains!

Chef v2: WHAT!?

Chef v3: Yes boss!

(Chef v3 and Chef v2 pick up the remains of the guest)

Chef v2: Ew ew ew ew ew.

Chef v1000: V2, stop being such a p***y and get moving!

Chef v2: Y-yes b-b-boss.

(Chef v1000 then finds a box titled "CYBER GUEST SPARE PARTS". He opens the box)

Chef v1000: Time for an operation!

(Chef v1000 walks up to the guest)

Chef v1000: Alright! Let's fix you!

Narrator: A bunch of hours later.

Chef v1000: All right. It should be done.

Chef v2: What did you do, boss?

Chef v3: Yeah, what did you do?

Chef v1000: Come on out pal. Don't be shy.

(The guest then comes out, but it has cybernetic arms, legs, a nose, and two machine guns for hands)

Guest 487: Where.. where am I?

Chef v1000: Hello, there. My name is Chef v1000.

Guest 487: I'm Guesr 487. Did you... bring me back to life?

Chef v1000: Yep. So tell me pal, how did you die.

Guest 487: It happened back in the summer.

(It cuts to a flashback in the summer. Guest 487 is seen in his normal state talking to a female guest with purple hair)

Guest 487: (narrating) I used to live in Robloxia which was then taken over by Jez. I lived there with my sister, "Guest 501"!

Guest 487: (flashback) I can't believe it's been years since the attack at the guest camp.

Guest 501: Yeah. I hate life here. I miss mom and dad.

Guest 487: (flashback) I promise you we will be fine. I'm gonna go find some food.

Guest 501: Okay. Be careful brother.

Guest 487: (flashback) I'm always careful.

(Guest 487 leaves)

Guest 487: (narrating) I had to do a lot of jobs, but I failed at most of them. One day I came back to my sister with some food, but when I looked around, she was gone.

Guest 487: (flashback) Lucy? Lucy!?

Guest 487: I've been looking for her for weeks but never found her.

(Guest 487 is seen looking around the city)

Guest 487: (flashback) Lucy? Lucy!?

(An intercom then turns on)

Intercom: “Guest 487”. Report to Jez’s office.

Guest 487: (flashback) Oh no! I can’t go to him! I’m out of here!

(Guest 487 tries to run, but gets shot in the leg by Cyber Guest)

Cyber Guest: He means it.

(Cyber Guest grabs Guest 487 and drags him away. A while later, the two exit the elevator and are then greeted by Alternate Jez)

Alternate Jez: (To Guest 487) You have failed every job I’ve given you. Your only chance to redeem yourself is this simple order.

(Alternate Jez pushes a button causing a guest prisoner to exit from a hidden door. Next to him is Alternate Zara)

Alternate Jez: Kill this guest. If not.

(Alternate Zara pulls out a sword covered in blood)

Alternate Jez: You’ll end up like the rest of my friend, Zara’s victims.

(Guest 487 gets a scared face. He then looks down. He looks at Alternate Jez with an angered face)

Guest 487: (flashback) No! I won’t do it!

Alternate Jez: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Guest 487: (flashback) While Bacon Colonel was sadistic in killing guests, at least he didn’t take over the city unlike you!

Alternate Jez: DON’T YOU EVER MENTION BACON COLONEL’S NAME! I AM TEN TIMES MORE SKILLED THAN HIM!

Guest 487: (flashback) Well, he’s actually more tolerable than you, you dishpan!

Alternate Jez: DISHPAN?!? THAT IS IT! ZARA, KILL THIS GUEST!

Alternate Zara: (To Guest 487) I’ve been waiting for this, punk.

(Alternate Zara kicks Guest 487 to the ground before pulling out her sword and slicing off his feet, hands and nose)

Guest 487: (flashback) F***! IT BURNS!

Alternate Jez: “laughing” Blind him!

(Alternate Zara stabs Guest 487 in both eyes)

Guest 487: (flashback) I CAN’T SEE!

Alternate Zara: (To Alternate Jez) Should I throw him to the wolves?

Alternate Jez: Do it.

(Alternate Jez opens the back window and at the bottom is a large enclosure full of dozens of hungry hellhounds. Alternate Zara then grabs Guest 487 and throws him out the window where he is graphically ripped to shreds and eaten by the wolves as blood splashes on Alternate Jez and Alternate Zara)

Alternate Jez: Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Alternate Zara: Sure was!

(It then shows Guest 487's shredded body at the hellhound cage)

Guest 487: That was when I died. Not only was I killed in cold blood by those dishpans, but I never found my sister.

(It cuts back to reality)

Chef v3: Damn.

Chef v2: That is sad.

Chef v1000: Kinda is. Anyways, we were wondering if you could join our Robot Invasion!

Guest 487: Robot Invasion?

Chef v1000: Yes. I am planning a robot invasion so we can end the human race for good!

Guest 487: What's a human?

Chef v1000: ... Seriously?

Chef v3: Don't judge him. This is the version of Robloxia that was far away from Beacontown!

Chef v1000: Oh, okay. Anyways, will you join us.

Guest 487: No. I don't like killing. I just want to find my sister.

Chef v2: Oh.

Chef v3: WAIT, YOU BUILT HIM FOR NOTHING!?

Chef v1000: Enough, lets just get back to the Dimension Traveller since he ain't gonna help.

(The chefs leave)

Guest 487: Hopefully, she can be around here somewhere.

(Guest 487 looks around. He then enters the morgue room. He looks around and sees a bunch of dead bodies of guests under tarps)

Guest 487: Damn. They killed a lot of them.

(Guest 487 then sees a number next to one of the guests. The number is 501)

Guest 487: Oh no.

(Guest 487 removes the tarp. He then sees the body of Guest 501 who has a bunch of gun holes in her)

Guest 487: No. No no no. No. No.. NOOOO!

(The chef robots are about to leave when they hear Guest 487 screaming)

Chef v2: What was that?

Chef v1000: Sounded like Guest 487! Let's go check it out boys.

(The three run back into the citadel. They run into the morgue)

Chef v2: Oh my God.

(They see Guest 487 grieving over Guest 501's loss)

Guest 487: Well, look on the bright side.. At least, “sniff” I found her.

Chef v3: Holy Jesus.

Chef v2: I am... so sorry.

(Guest 487 looks at Chef v1000)

Guest 487: I changed my mind. I want to join the invasion.

(Chef v1000 smiles evilly)

Chef v1000: You made the right choice, kid. Follow us.

(Guest 487 follows Chef v1000 and the others. They go back into the Dimension Traveller 3000)

Chef v2: Alright. Where to next?

Chef v3: I don't know.

(Guest 487 sees a button)

Guest 487: Hey, what's this?

(Guest 487 presses the button. The machine teleports away. The screen fades to black)

CHAPTER EIGHT - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 4


SYNOPSIS - Robotnik has been in jail for a few months, but he is finally able to break out! Now that that is done, he decides to have a fresh start. Meanwhile, Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3 and Guest 487 go into different dimensions and find a strange messed up robot known as Robot Zombie Badman.

'''WARNING! This chapter is Rated R for mild gore! Viewer discretion is advised!'''

(It starts off with Dr. Robotnik in prison counting down the days on the wall.)

Dr. Robotnik: Day 69 of staying in this rotten prison. I'm not sure if it is the exact number, but f*** it. I've been here for like 5 months or something.

(Dr. Robotnik looks out the prison window.)

Dr. Robotnik: And outside, is nothing but a worthless city that I just can't stand it just sitting there!

(Sonic runs up to the window.)

Sonic: Hey Robuttnik! Guess what color I am!

Dr. Robotnik: Sonic. I swear to Yuji Naka's name-

Sonic: (Singing) I'M BLUE!

(Sonic runs off.)

Dr. Robotnik: (Sarcastically) OH HA HA HA HA! YOU MAKE ME IN TEARS DON'T YOU! YOU STUPID NEEDLE MOUSE!

(Robotnik sits on the floor angry.)

Dr. Robotnik: If it wasn't for that stupid kid (Manny), I wouldn't be in this hell hole!

???: Hey you!

(Two cops are seen on the other side)

Dr. Robotnik: What do you want you blasted blue dressed bafoons!?

Cop 1: Well, we just wanted to tell you that you’re free to go!

Dr. Robotnik: YES! HAHA! I'M FREEEEEE!

Cop 1: I'm kidding you stupid old man.

Dr. Robotnik: Aw.

Cop 1: But, we do have a package!

(Cop 1 throws the package into the cell.)

Dr. Robotnik: What's in this? Cake that I won't eat?! Or maybe it's a way to get out of this mess!

Cop 1: Don't get your hopes up, Dave has already checked it! (To Cop 2) Right Dave?

Cop 2: What? (Nervous) Oh yeah yeah yeah. I definitely checked it. I mean if I didn't check it, I would lose my job and I don't want to lose my job.

Cop 1: Yeahhh.... Whatever enjoy your gift.

(The two cops walk off.)

Dr. Robotnik: What's even in this thing?

(Robotnik opens it up revealing a strawberry cake.)

Dr. Robotnik: Oh wow, a cake.

(Suddenly, the top of the cake opens up.)

Dr. Robotnik: Holy s***!

(Robotnik sees a remote. Next to it is a note that says...)

"You might have needed this!"

- Eggette.

(Robotnik grabs the remote control and presses it. It brings him back to his lab.)

Dr. Robotnik: What the? I'm back! YES! After a few months, I am finally free of this hell hole. Now I just need to get Scratch and Grounder ba-

(Robotnik then remembers all the times his plans to get Scratch and Grounder back failed.)

Dr. Robotnik: Actually. Maybe there is something else I can do!

(Robotnik runs off. It then shows Robotnik sitting on a throne.)

Dr. Robotnik: Now, it is time to test out my creations!

(Robotnik presses the button. Two metal doors open. Out of them comes a new verson of Scratch and Grounder. Scratch has a dark red color scheme with red spikes on his head with a red collar, a hand with sharp claws and a cannon. The new Grounder also has a red color scheme with a thinner antennae, one sharp tooth, and multiple hands which have a knife, a buzzsaw, a saw, a drill and some shears)

Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0: Ready to serve, master.

Dr. Robotnik: Perfect! I don't know why I haven't thought of this all along! I don't need Scratch and Grounder, I can just make new ones! I'm also going to have to make one for Coconuts, but I’ll do that later.

Scratch 2.0: So, what are your commands master?

Grounder 2.0: Yes.

Dr. Robotnik: Alright. I want you to follow me to Manny's house! I want to have a little word with him!

Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0: Anything you want sir!

(Robotnik walks off with Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 following them. It then cuts back to Manny's house. Scratch and Grounder are seen watching "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog")

Grounder: Hah! Those two robots are dumb!

Scratch: Those robots are us dumbbot!

Grounder: Oh!

(Manny walks in)

Manny: Hey, guys!

Scratch: Hey, Manny!

Grounder: We're just watching some TV!

Manny: Cool!

(Suddenly, there is a knock on the door)

Manny: I swear, if that's Robotnik.

(Manny walks towards the door. Robotnik answers)

Dr. Robotnik: Greetings, Manny!

(Manny is about to activate his suit)

Dr. Robotnik: Woah, woah, woah, Manny, there is no need to fight!

Manny: “sigh” What do you want, Robotnik. I told you a bunch of times you are not getting your robots back! You fired them fair and square!

Dr. Robotnik: I just wanted to say that you win. You can keep Scratch and Grounder!

Manny: Wait. Really?

Dr. Robotnik: Yep. I learned my lesson. I was a hard boss and that I deserved it! I should have gone easy!

Scratch: No kidding.

Dr. Robotnik: Plus, I do not need you bafoons anymore!

Scratch: Wait. What is he talking about?

Dr. Robotnik: You may or may not have noticed, but I have recently gone on a fresh start! Come on out boys!

(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 come out of the bushes. Scratch and Grounder get shocked faces)

Manny: So what? All you did was just make replacements.

Dr. Robotnik: They are not just any replacements! They can do more then Scratch and Grounder ever could!

Manny: Oh really?

Dr. Robotnik: Uh huh! Just look! Scratch 2.0! Do the thing!

Scratch 2.0: With pleasure.

(Scratch 2.0 then shoots lasers out of his eyes and carves, "Robotnik was Here!" on Manny's door)

Manny: MY DOOR!

Dr. Robotnik: Haha!

Scratch: I never got laser vision.

Grounder: Big deal, Scratch. He's just flexing off his robots!

Dr. Robotnik: Grounder! Do the thing!

Grounder 2.0: Alrighty then!

(Grounder 2.0 then activates his scissor arm and starts carving all of Manny's bushes into sculptures of Robotnik)

Grounder: I wish I had scissor arms.

Manny: MY BUSHES! I worked so hard growing them!

Dr. Robotnik: You see, Manny, I don't need those to nincombots any more now that I have my replacements!

Manny: So what? All you did was just come here to show of your "precious" robots!

Dr. Robotnik: Maybe! Anyways, I don't need any of you dumbots anymore! See ya, suckas!

(Robotnik, Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 walk away laughing)

Manny: Dumb fata**!

(Manny slams the door)

Manny: Don't listen to them, you two! Robotnik is only trying to make you feel bad. Just go back to watching TV.

(Manny heads upstairs. Scratch and Grounder look at each other with sad faces. The screen fades to black. It then cuts back to Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3 and Guest 487 are seen exiting the Dimension Traveller 3000 and ending up in a tunnel)

Chef v3: Hey, is it just me or is this tunnel kinda familiar?

Chef v1000: Never mind that. Let's look around. There might be something around here.

(The three keep looking around. Suddenly, they hear screaming)

Chef v2: The hell was that!?

(The three run over to the screaming. They look in and see a giant messed up robot strangling Chef Pee Pee while Jeffy is seen on the wall stabbed in the stomach with a pencil)

Chef v2: It's the Robot Zombie Badman from a year ago!

Chef v3: Holy crap!

(Suddenly, Junior and Cody come in and see the chaos)

Past Junior: Chef Pee Pee!

Past Cody: Jeffy!

(Past Cody heads to bandage Past Jeffy while Past Junior tries to save Past Chef Pee Pee)

Past Chef Pee Pee: “struggling” Let... me... go...

???: Never! I'm gonna enjoy messing with you!

Past Junior: Put him down!

???: Oh look! The turtle decided to come out of his shell!

Past Junior: Who are you?!

???: You don't know me? You don't know me!? YOU DON'T KNOW ME!?!?! You know who I am Junior! I AM BADMAN!!!

Past Junior: Badman!?

RZB: Yes! Robot Zombie Badman to be exact!

Past Junior: You mean that fictional character by Rh390110478?

RZB: Do I look fictional to you? I am real!

Past Junior: How are you alive!?

RZB: I'll tell you.

(While RZB is telling his story. The chefs speak quietly)

Chef v1000: Maybe that Robot Zombie Badman guy could help us in the invasion!

Guest 487: Maybe. He does look tough enough!

Chef v2: But how do we get to them?

Chef v1000: I know exactly what to do.

(The two go back and hide)

RZB: And after one week, I was finally done. Now, I hide down here. Now, it's time for you to die!

(Past Junior kicks RZB in the crotch, making him drop Chef Pee Pee)

RZB: OW! My nuts and bolts!

Past Cody: You're okay now, Jeffy.

Past Jeffy: Yeah!

Past Junior: Come on, guys!

RZB: You can't run from me you four. I am fast as f@#k boi!

Past Junior: He is fast, but he slows down around the corners!

Past Chef Pee Pee: My legs are starting to hurt!

Past Cody: Wait, don't you have no legs.

(The four were able to hide from RZB behind a crate)

RZB: Damn it! I'll find you!

(As RZB walks away, the four talk about how to defeat RZB)

Past Chef Pee Pee: So, how are we supposed to get rid of him?

Past Junior: I got it!

Past Cody: What is it, Junior?

Past Junior: So, he said that he possessed a piece of trash. Well, we just got to get the piece of trash out of inside of him and he will die!

Past Jeffy: Neat idea!

Past Junior: We need someone to distract him!

Past Cody: I will!

Past Jeffy: What do me and Chef Pee Pee do?

Past Junior: When RZB runs at Cody, you guys get a wire and trip him while I go inside of him and get the piece of trash!

Past Chef Pee Pee: Sounds good!

Past Junior: Alright! Let's go-

(Suddenly, Past Junior gets shot to death)

Past Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL!?

(Guest 487 comes out from behind him)

Past Jeffy: HE KILLED JUNIOR!

Guest 487: Now, it's your turn!

(Guest 487 shoots Past Cody to death)

Past Chef Pee Pee: RUN!

(Past Chef Pee Pee and Past Jeffy run. They later run into Chef v1000)

Chef v1000: Hello, you two!

Past Chef Pee Pee: CHEF V1000!?

Past Jeffy: Wait, you know this guy!?

(Chef v1000 gets sharp teeth and devours the two. It then cuts to Robot Zombie Badman walking around. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen behind him)

Chef v2: Hey, Robot Zombie Badman!

RZB: Huh?

(RZB turns around and sees Chef v2 and Chef v3)

RZB: Who are you?

Chef v2: Oh, we're just fellow robots! Like you!

Chef v3: We were wondering if you could help us!

RZB: Why should I help you?

Chef v3: Because we hate humans as much as you do! If you join the invasion, we could destroy human kind! Well, what do you say?

RZB: Hmmm. Deal!

Chef v2: Cool!

(Guest 487 and Chef v1000 are seen walking towards them)

Guest 487: Hey, guys! We just dealt with the others!

Chef v3: Cool! We also got RZB to join us for the invasion!

Guest 487: Sweet!

Chef v1000: Anyways, I think that is about enough travelling to do! Lets head back to the present!

Chef v2: Very well, then!

(The four head back in the machine. It teleports away. It then switches to to BB 2.0 and Robo RH roaming around the junk piles)

Robo RH: Is there anyway we are gonna get out of this?

BB 2.0: I don't know! But there has to be an exit somewhere!

(BB 2.0 then finds a sewer hole)

BB 2.0: I found a sewer hole!

Robo RH: How did that get there?

BB 2.0: Who knows? But let's enter it!

(BB 2.0 and Robo RH enter and walk off)

BB 2.0: Hopefully, we can find an exit out of this smelly place!

Robo RH: True!

(The two continue to leave. It then fades back to Manny's house. Manny is seen asleep on his bed. In the guest room, Scratch and Grounder are seen asleep. Scratch and Grounder then wake up. They look at each other and nod. Scratch opens the window and Grounder throws a rope. They climb down the rope and sneak away from the house. They look at Dr. Robotnik's lair from a distance. The chapter cuts to black)

CHAPTER NINE - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 5


SYNOPSIS - Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3, Guest 487 and Robot Zombie Badman are able to head back to the lair so they can go find more villains to help out. Meanwhile, Scratch and Grounder sneak into Dr. Robotnik's lair to ask him a question.

(It starts off with Scratch and Grounder sneaking into Dr. Robotnik's lair)

Scratch: Hopefully, Robotnik won't mind us sneaking in!

Grounder: Me too! Besides, he doesn't have a very good security system-

(Suddenly, a bell rings)

Scratch: OH GOD!

(The lights turn on and Dr. Robotnik is seen in his throne)

Dr. Robotnik: Snooping as usual, I see.

Grounder: Don't you mean snoop-PINGAS?

Scratch: Uh, h-hey b-b-boss! How did you get a good security system?

Dr. Robotnik: Oh, my new robots built it for me!

(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 come out)

Scratch 2.0: Sup!

Grounder 2.0: Are these nincombots bothering you, boss?

Scratch: N-no, we just want to ask you a quick question!

Dr. Robotnik: Go on then!

Scratch: We were wondering if you could hire us back!

Grounder: Yeah. We can prove to you we can be better than those so called, "replacements".

Dr. Robotnik: Hmmm. Sorry, boys, but I fired you fair and square! Besides, you wanted to stay with Manny, remember?

Scratch: Please!?

(Scratch shows his bottom revealing the poorly writing of "Dr. Robotnik")

Scratch: We even brought your signature back!

Dr. Robotnik: I am sorry, Scartch and Grounder, but I will not re-hire you! I have made these replacements because I wanted to start a new chapter in my life! Now, get out!

Scratch: But-

Dr. Robotnik: You wanted a second chance and I spat it in your face! It's over! Get out of my lair now!

Grounder: But boss-

Dr. Robotnik: ENOUGH! Scratch and Grounder 2.0, get them out of my sight!

Scratch 2.0: With pleasure boss.

(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 go after Scratch and Grounder)

Scratch: Bring it on, faker!

(Scratch tries to attack Scratch 2.0 only for Scratch 2.0 to shoot a laser at Scratch's foot)

Scratch: OW!

(Grounder fights Grounder 2.0 only for Grounder 2.0 to grab a laser cannon)

Grounder: Uh oh.

(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 shoot lasers at them scaring Scratch and Grounder out of the lair)

Dr. Robotnik: And don't ever come back!

(Robotnik presses a button that shuts the lair door. Scratch and Grounder look back)

Scratch: “sigh” It's over, Grounder. Let's go home.

Grounder: What do you mean?

Scratch: Those 2.0s are better then us.

Grounder: No they are not! I'm sure we can come up with something to beat those 2.0s for sure!

Scratch: Whatever. Let's just go home. We tried.

Grounder: True.

(Scratch and Grounder walk back home. It fades to Chef v1000's lair. Bingo is seen playing bowling on the Wii Sports)

Bingo: Come on. Come on come on come on come on come on come on come-

(The ball falls in the gutter. Bingo throws his controller)

Bingo: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Tunabot 2: Wow. You really are a loser when it comes to Mountain Dew.

Bingo: SHUT UP! I don't see you playing this s***!

(Tunabot 2 rolls his eyes)

Bingo: I'm playing the Nintendo Switch next time!

(The Dimension Traveller 3000 then telports into the base)

Bingo: Dafuq?

(Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3, Guest 487 and RZB then exit the machine)

Fleegle: They're back!

Drooper: What did you find?

Chef v1000: Well, so far we managed to gather two people! Introducing, Guest 487...

Guest 487: Hi!

Chef v1000: ... And Robot Zombie Badman!

RZB: Yo!

Fleegle: Nice! We're getting more people to help with the invasion!

Snorky: "honking noise" So what now?

Tunabot 3: Well, so far I was looking on some laptop I stole from this drunk man and I found out stuff about three new robot villains!

Chef v1000: Is that so? Tell me who they are!

Tunabot 3: Their names are Past Robotic Cat, Flower Bot 666 and RH 5.0!

Guest 487: So, where are they?

Tunabot 3: Past Robotic Cat is somewhere in a sewer, Flower Bot 666 is stuck on an island and I don't know the whereabouts of RH 5.0. He retreated from the Crazed Robot Invasion.

Chef v1000: Interesting. Maybe we should go look for them! The Banana Splits will go look for RH 5.0! The Tunabots will go after Flower Bot 666! And me and 23 will go look for Past Robotic Cat!

Fleegle: Alright!

Tunabot 3: WOO! WE'RE GOING ON A HUNT BABY!

Shadow: Wait, what about me?

Tunabot 3: Oh! I almost forgot!

(Tunabot 3 puts in some worms)

Tunabot 3: You can eat these while we're gone!

(Shadow looks at the worms)

Shadow: ...

Guest 487: Well, at least you still have me, Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Animatronic Badman to keep you company!

Shadow: I think I lost my appetite.

Fleegle: Anyways, lets go! We have some villains to find!

Tunabot 2: Let's go!

(They head off. It then switches to the Banana Splits looking around the city)

Bingo: Now, if I was a robotic blockhead, where would I be?

Drooper: Prolly in Beacontown or Robloxia.

Snorky: "honking noise" (Well, hopefully we can find him!)

Fleegle: Me to Snork, but we must not give up! I'm sure he is somewhere around here!

Bingo: Why don't we try looking into the woods?

Fleegle: I guess that would work! Alright everyone, head to the woods!

(The four head to the woods. It fades to the three tunabots on a sailboat. Tunabot 2 and Tunabot 3 are seen paddling while Tunabot 1 is seen reading a map)

Tunabot 1: Now, if I’m correct, the island should be in sight in a few more miles!

Tunabot 2: Hey, boss, can I take a break from paddling?

Tunabot 3: Yeah. It's difficult to paddle with one arm.

Tunabot 1: No thanks. I'm not as good as you guys.

(Tunabot 1 then looks over shore and sees the island)

Tunabot 1: Land Ho! Paddle faster boys!

(The tunabots continue to paddle faster. They then make it to the island)

Tunabot 1: We made it!

(White Diamond sees this)

White Diamond: Oh my God! WE'RE SAVED!

(White Diamond runs to Flower Bot 666 who has a missing arm and missing legs. White Diamond runs towards her)

White Diamond: Flower Bot 666! Someone’s here to save us!

Flower Bot 666: Huh? Wha?

Tunabot 1: Are you Flower Bot 666?

Flower Bot 666: Yeah? What gives. What are you like, Maguro knockoffs?

Tunabot 1: We are the last remaining tunabots! We were wondering if you could join our robot invasion!

Flower Bot 666: Sure. I got nothing better to do. I have been stuck on this island for months!

White Diamond: Cool! A robot invasion! I'll go get my stuff!

(White Diamond runs off. Tunabot 2 picks up Flower Bot 666 and throws her into the boat)

Flower Bot 666: OW!

Tunabot 2: Whoops. Sorry.

Tunabot 1: Let's go.

(The boat paddles away. White Diamond comes back with a bag of supplies)

White Diamond: I got my supplies! Let's go on this robot invasion-

(White Diamond realizes everyone is gone)

White Diamond: Welp, guess this is my new home.

(It cuts to the sewers. Chef v1000, Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen looking around)

Chef v2: God. Good thing I don't have a nose or else I might have died.

Chef v3: True.

Chef v1000: Be quiet, 23! We need to listen if Past Robotic Cat is around!

Chef v3: He's right. Let's get going.

(Suddenly, they hear some robotic snoring)

Chef v2: What's that?

Chef v3: Sounds like a robot in sleep mode!

Chef v1000: Let's go check it out!

(The three head into the room. They see Past Robotic Cat asleep on the floor)

Chef v2: It's Past Robotic Cat!

(Chef v3 runs up to him)

Chef v3: Oi. Wake up. Wake up! WAKE UPPPPP!

(Chef v3 runs back to them)

Chef v3: Damn. He's a really heavy sleeper.

(Chef v1000 then looks at a small button that says "Sleep Mode")

Chef v1000: Aha! Looks like someone put him to sleep mode!

(Chef v1000 pushes the button)

Past Robotic Cat: “yawns”

(Past Robotic Cat wakes up and sees the three robots)

Past Robotic Cat: Uhh, good morning?

(Past Robotic Cat gets up and stretches)

Past Robotic Cat: God, how long was I in sleep mode?

Chef v3: Since the Cliffhanger War, I think.

Past Robotic Cat: “sigh” Of course I can't get that out of my mind!

Chef v2: What's the matter?

Past Robotic Cat: It's been months since the Cliffhanger War! And I failed my one task!

Chef v1000: Which was...

Past Robotic Cat: To kill the people who betrayed the Cat Star! Ice Man and Firestar! Or Angela Jones as they call her most of the time. I was so close to killing them plus the whole city when my GOD DAMN REDEEMED COUNTERPART JUST HAD TO PRESS THE RESET BUTTON AND LOCK ME IN THIS WRETCHED SEWER! “sigh” That's why I pressed my own sleep mode button hoping that I could fall asleep forever, but you guys came in. What do you even want?

Chef v1000: Well, Past Robotic Cat, what if I told you that you can get another chance to kill not just Firestar and Ice Man, but the whole human race!

Past Robotic Cat: I'm listening!

Chef v1000: I am currently planning a robot invasion, and I want to get the toughest, evilest robots in my team! And you look like you have a chance to enter that role! So, will you join?

Past Robotic Cat: If it means I get another chance to kill those traitors, then yes!

Chef v1000: Yes! Now let's get out of this disgusting place!

(The four then leave the room and walk around looking for an exit. It cuts to the Banana Splits in the forest)

Bingo: You know, maybe we should just give up.

Snorky: "honking noise" (Why?)

Bingo: Well, I mean we don't even know where RH 5.0 is! Plus, it's dark and scary out here!

Drooper: Oh come on, Bingo, you’re not a scaredy ape, are ya?

Bingo: What?! No!

Fleegle: Then stop being such a p***y and keep looking! He's got to be here somewhere!

(They then hear some rustling)

Bingo: The hell was that?

(The four hide in a bush and see RH 5.0 in front of a fire looking at a newspaper)

RH 5.0: “sigh”

(The newspaper is revealed to be from August. The headline is "A crazed robot invasion is amuck.")

RH 5.0: If only I wasn't such a coward, then we wouldn't have failed. Not only that, but Dave is dead!

(RH 5.0 throws the newspaper into the fire burning it)

RH 5.0: It's prolly best if I stay away from invasions.

(RH 5.0 then notices the Banana Spilts in the bushes)

RH 5.0: I can see you.

Fleegle: Damn. How did you know?

RH 5.0: Your helmets were poking out.

Drooper: Oh.

RH 5.0: Who even are you guys?

Fleegle: Well, my name is Fleegle! The lion is Drooper...

Drooper: Howdy!

Fleegle: The gorilla is Bingo...

Bingo: Sup!

Fleegle: And the elephant is Snorky!

Snorky: "honking noise" (Hello!)

Fleegle: And together, we are...

The Banana Splits: The Banana Splits!

RH 5.0: Heh. Well, my name is RH 5.0.

Fleegle: We know!

RH 5.0: Wait. You do?

Fleegle: Yep! And we were wondering if you could join our upcoming, "Robot Invasion"!

RH 5.0: ROBOT INVASION!?!

(RH 5.0 runs and hides behind a tree)

Bingo: Hey, what's the matter buddy?

RH 5.0: There is no way I am joining another robot invasion!

Drooper: Why not?

RH 5.0: “sigh” During the crazed robot invasion, I was part of it.

Fleegle: And?

RH 5.0: I got to cowardly and ran away. What if I run away from this one?

Bingo: You won't! I'm sure after you understand a bit, you can be coward proof!

RH 5.0: I-I don't know. I don't want to fail your leader.

Fleegle: Just come with us! We need all the help we can get!

(RH 5.0 thinks a bit)

RH 5.0: F-fine. I'll go.

Snorky: "honking noise" (Yay!)

Fleegle: Alright! Let's go!

(The Banana Splits and RH 5.0 go and leave. It fades back to the sewers)

Chef v3: Ugh. How long have we've been down there.

Chef v2: Where's the exit to this place!? Are we gonna get trapped here forever!?

Chef v1000: EVERYONE CALM DOWN! I'm sure we will find an exit! We just need to keep looking!

(Past Robotic Cat looks around. He sees another room)

Past Robotic Cat: Let's check that room! Maybe it might have a manhole!

(The four head into the room)

Chef v1000: I don't see anything in here!

(Suddenly, the lights turn on)

Chef v2: What the!?

Past Robotic Cat: Must be a light malfunction, there looks like there’s nothing here, so I guess we'll just leave- WHAT THE!?

(Everyone turns to the door, but it is blocked by a robot that looks like a Little Buddy)

Chef v2: Huh?

Chef v3: Hey, you! Get out of the way!

(Suddenly, a bunch more Robotic Buddies come in)

Chef v2: Uh oh.

(The Robotic Buddies surround them)

Past Robotic Cat: Okay, who the hell are you?!

Robotic Buddy 7: Explain who you are first outsider!

Chef v1000: Okay, what is going on.

(Suddenly, a Robotic Buddy wearing a crown comes in)

Chef v3: What the...

Robotic Buddy Leader: You are not our species, now I ask you, are you?

Chef v1000: My name is Chef v1000!

Chef v2: My name is Chef v2 and the other Chef robot is Chef v3!

Chef v3: Uhh, hi?

Past Robotic Cat: I am the Robotic Cat! Well, Past Robotic Cat in this dimension.

Robotic Cat Leader: Well, we are the Robotic Buddies! I am their leader as you can tell by the crown! What are you all doing down here in the sewers?

Chef v1000: Well, we came in here to look for Past Robotic Cat which we succeeded. We are also having trouble finding an exit.

Robotic Buddy Leader: What did you need him for anyway?

Chef v1000: For a robot invasion we are planning!

Robotic Buddy Leader: A robot invasion?

Chef v1000: Yes! I am planning to use it to eliminate the human race! Maybe since you are also robots, you could join us?

Robotic Buddy Leader: Hmmm? I guess we could join. After all, our species spend our purpose killing and slaughtering!

Chef v1000: Cool!

Chef v2: Also, quick question. How did you all get in the sewers in the first place?

Robotic Buddy Leader: Well, we were created by two people, but later, we started getting plans to take over the world after getting struck by lightning. Soon, they locked us in this room. We've been stuck in here for a few months, but now we have our chance to get back at them!

Chef v1000: Cool!

Chef v2: So, do you know how to get out of here?

Robotic Buddy Leader: Oh yeah! There’s a manhole somewhere near here! We'll take you to it!

Chef v1000: Very well, then! Lets go!

(Chef v1000 and the others follow the Robotic Buddies out of the room. It then fades back to Chef v1000's lair. Alternate Chef Pee Pee is seen serving Shadow a Philly Cheese Belly Filler)

Shadow: ... What is this?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: It's a Philly Cheese Belly Filler!

Shadow: So, basically this just fills up your stomach in one bite?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well. No I just name it that because-

Shadow: And what’s a philly? It sounds like a ripoff of the name "Billy".

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well, it's-

(Shadow then smells the cheese belly filler)

Shadow: And why does it smell like the hobo on the street?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Uhhhhhh-

(The Banana Splits come in with RH 5.0 behind him)

Fleegle: Hey, guys!

Guest 487: Hey, guys! I see you got RH 5.0!

Animatronic Badman: Where was he?

Drooper: He was in the woods!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Huh?

(The Tunabots enter with Flower Bot 666)

Tunabot 2: Hey, guys!

Tunabot 3: We got Flower Bot 666!

RH 5.0: Jesus Christ. Where are your legs?

Flower Bot 666: I don't like to talk about it.

Guest 487: Well, that means the only one left to find is Past Robotic Cat!

(Chef v1000 enters)

Snorky: "honking noise" (Hey, boss!)

Tunabot 1: Did you get Past Robotic Cat?

(Past Robotic Cat runs in)

Past Robotic Cat: I AM HERE B***HES!

Chef v3: And that's not it!

Drooper: Well, what else do you have?

Chef v1000: It's outside.

(Everyone goes outside. They look in awe)

Flower Bot 666: Woah.

(The camera turns around revealing the giant army of Robotic Buddies)

Past Robotic Cat: That's alot of p****es.

(Everyone looks at Past Robotic Cat)

Past Robotic Cat: What?

Chef v1000: My fellow robots, I think we are ready for the next phase!

(The screen fades to black)

CHAPTER TEN - MECHA MADNESS!


SYNOPSIS - Culdee has woken up and is at work, but however, has to leave early due to a huge snow storm that will cause chaos during midnight. Not only that, but during midnight, Onion Cream escaped from jail (A-f***ing-gain) and has upgraded his mecha from last time! Will the others be able to stop him or will he complete his task of making the flower people extinct and taking over the wiki?

(It starts off with Culdee waking up from his bed)

Culdee: “yawn” GOOD MORNING PENSACOLA!

(Culdee puts his hat back on and runs out the house. He then checks his watch)

Culdee: About five minutes to spare!

(Culdee heads off. He walks over to the Durr Burger)

Culdee: Wait, do I have enough time?

(Culdee checks his watch)

Culdee: Yep, I have enough!

(Culdee walks into the Durr Burger. Four and a half mintues later, he leaves and walks off. Culdee then makes it to the SML Wiki Headquarters. Trikkiboy and other users are seen in the office. Trikkiboy is seen checking his watch)

Trikkiboy: “sigh” He should be here right about-

(Culdee breaks through the door)

Culdee: I'm here, f***ers!

Trikkiboy: Culdee, you are 6 seconds late. What have you been up to this time?

Culdee: Well, I went to the Durr Burger and got me some breakfast!

Trikkiboy: “sigh” Just take a seat!

(Culdee sits down on the table)

Trikkiboy: Now then, anyways, just to let you know things are going good on the stock market of stories recently! We already got over a billion readers on RH’s "The Election!"!

Internet Problem: Noice!

Gummy Cow: Congrats, Rh!

Rh: Thanks, guys!

Trikkiboy: Now then, we are also going to be talking about some other trolls who have came to troll the wiki. I call them, the "Picture Trolls".

OKool1470: So, what are these so called, "Picture Trolls"?

Trikkiboy: Well, they are trolls that have a certain picture on their avatar. They will also send in the same picture to others. For example, there would be a guy named "Look at these coins" and his avatar is a bunch of coins! So, he sends the pictures to other users and says, "Look at these coins".

MarioFan2009: Huh.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is NOT fine.

Trikkiboy: So, what we do next is just ban them and their IP address, so they don't try to make endless accounts! So, does everybody understand?

(Every user nods their heads, except for Culdee who is looking at his phone)

Trikkiboy: CULDEE!

Culdee: Huh, what?

Trikkiboy: “sigh” You see, this is why I don't make him User of the Month! Because he hardly makes edits to the original wiki ever since the story removal! Plus, he gets distracted easily.

Culdee: So. I have other things to do like the animation I'm working on!

SML Nerd Fan: Wait, you’re working on an animation?

Culdee: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

Trikkiboy: Uhhhh, whatever.

(The bell then rings)

Trikkiboy: Oh, it's the lunch bell! Well, I’ll see you in a while!

(Trikkiboy leaves the office. The users head to the locker rooms and bring their food out of their lockers)

Rh: So, how’s everyone's days been lately?

DarthSaiyan8697: Pretty good so far!

SML Nerd Fan: Hey, Culdee, did you see “The Florida Games” yet?

Culdee: Didn't. Sorry.

(SML Nerd Fan faints)

Culdee: I'm kidding. I saw the first five chapters.

(SML Nerd Fan gets back up)

SML Nerd Fan: Thanks!

MarioFan2009: Any other way, I’m excited for “A New World Order” and “SML Wiki: The Movie”, RH!

Rh: Yeah! I should finish the chapters this weekend!

DarthSaiyan8697: Cool!

(Agonzo then breaks in)

Agonzo: Alright everybody, out of the buidling, time to go home.

OKool1470: Why? We're not supposed to leave until 6 PM!

Agonzo: Well, apparently a bunch of snow is set to storm in, in about an hour and by midnight, the storm is gonna get very wild.

2epicworlds: Oh s***.

Agonzo: Yeah, so it's best to pack up your food and get going!

Rh: Alright!

(Everyone grabs their food and leaves the building. It then cuts to a news report)

Goodman: Breaking news, Mkay! A snow storm is about to hit in about an hour, and it will turn into a crazy blizzard during midnight! It is best to barricade your doors and make sure you got as many heaters as possible because s***'s gonna get real!

(It then turns to black. It is then revealed Culdee shut off the TV. JJ and Lil Fred are seen with him)

Culdee: Well, there’s going to be a snow storm at midnight as the news says!

Lil Fred: "honk" (True!)

JJ: But what about BB 2.0? He's still lost out there!

Culdee: I'm sure he's okay! He has to be one of my strongest creations ever built!

Lil Fred: "Honk" (Well, this shouldn't be too hard.)

Culdee: True, after all, we will be asleep during midnight!

JJ: I just hope BB 2.0 is okay!

Culdee: Well, anyways, it's getting late, we should head back to sleep!

Lil Fred: "honk" (True!)

(The three head back to sleep. Culdee walks upstairs. It then fades to eight hours later. At an alleyway. Denny Funny is seen hiding in a trash can)

Denny: Okay. Hopefully, if I hide in here, the storm won't get to me-

(Suddenly, the trash can gets picked up by a giant metal hand)

Denny: WHAT THE HELL!?

???: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Denny looks out the trash can and sees Onion Cream in a giant mech)

Onion Cream: Hello, Denny! Or should I say... TRAITOR!

Denny: ONION CREAM!? I thought you were in prison!

Onion Cream: I was untl Vandal Clown was able to break me out! He forgave me after the "replacement" incident a few months ago! But now Denny, I have you in my grasp! And now it's time to turn you back into the Masked Menace!

(Onion Cream brings out a laser)

Onion Cream: Any last words?

Denny: You ruined my life! I’m so happy that you will be turning into an abomination soon!

Onion Cream: THAT'S IT!

(Onion Cream is about to shoot a laser when the mech gets shot by another laser)

Onion Cream: The hell?

(Onion Cream turns around and sees Sunny in her Iron Flower suit)

Sunny: Do not hurt a single petal on my brother!

Onion Cream: Well, well, well. Looks like there’s two flower people I will kill!

(Onion Cream charges his laser, however, a gust of wind blows him away)

Onion Cream: OH S***!

Denny: What the hell just happened?!

Sunny: The storm! That's what they said on the news! We have to find shelter!

Denny: Okay!

(The two run off)

Onion Cream: HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET-

(A bunch of snow falls onto Onion Cream. It then cuts to Denny and Sunny walking around. Sunny then sees the Durr Burger)

Sunny: We can hide in there!

(The two enter the restaurant)

Beef Boss: S***! THE MASKED MENACE!

Sunny: Calm down! He's redeemed!

Beef Boss: How am I supposed to believe that-

(Suddenly, the storm breaks a window causing a bunch of snow to blow in)

Beef Boss: S***! GET IN THE BASEMENT!

(Everyone runs in the basement. However, a customer grabs Denny by the shirt)

Pedestrian: Everyone but you, MENACE!

Sunny: Leave him alone!

(Sunny blasts the pedestrian, knocking him out)

Sunny: LETS GO!

(The two run into the restaurant)

Beef Boss: We should be safe in here-

(Suddenly, Onion Cream's mech now covered in snow and ice breaks in)

Beef Boss: S***!

Onion Cream: I'm not letting you two flower delinquents live another day!

(Onion Cream blasts ice at the two. The two dodge them)

Onion Cream: You know flowers don't survive in the cold! ESPECIALLY DURING A BLIZZARD LIKE THIS!

(Onion Cream continues blasting ice at them. Rh is seen in his house asleep when he hears the chaos)

Rh: HUH!?

(Rh looks out the window and sees Onion Cream shooting after Sunny and Denny)

Rh: Shoot!

Robotboy: Ugh. What's that noise, Rh?

Rh: It may or may not have something to do with Onion Cream!

Robotboy: Crap.

(Onion Cream then has the two cornered)

Onion Cream: Got you now! You’re not escaping this time-

(Suddenly, Vandal Buster comes up and punches the mech pushing it to the ground)

Onion Cream: WHAT THE HELL!?

(Robotboy then flies up)

Robotboy: Hurry! Let's get to some place warm while Rh is distracting OC!

Denny: Alright!

(The three run off. Vandal Buster is seen fighting Onion Cream. Onion Cream blasts more ice at him)

Vandal Buster: You know you shouldn't be fighting out here in a blizzard like this!

Onion Cream: NEITHER SHOULD YOU BLOCK HEAD!

(Onion Cream continues shooting at him. Onion Cream then sees Robotboy and shoots an icicle at him)

Robotboy: WOAH!

Vandal Buster: ROBOTBOY!

(Vandal Buster now distracted gets shot by Onion Cream with a giant ice ball. He falls to the ground shivering)

Vandal Buster: S-s-so... c-c-c-cold. M-m-must... n-n-n-not... g-g-give u-u-up.

Onion Cream: HAH! Not so hot now are ya Vandal B***h?

Vandal Buster: Y-you won't g-g-get away w-with. Th-th-this..

Onion Cream: I already have.

(Onion Cream is about to kill Vandal Buster when Metal Fell jumps on him)

Onion Cream: The hell!?

Vandal Buster: W-what the?

(Metal Fell then digs into the inside of the mech. He then finds the heater and throws it next to Vandal Buster and heats him up)

Onion Cream: My heater! Without it, I’m... (starts turning blue) C-c-c-cold.

(Metal Fell then breaks into Onion Cream's control room)

Onion Cream: GAH!

Metal Fell: Hello, OC!

Onion Cream: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Metal Fell: You'll find out soon enough!

(Metal Fell grabs Onion Cream and beats him up offscreen. He then throws him out of the mech into the snow)

Onion Cream: I'm so c-c-c-c-c-COLD!

Metal Fell: My work here is done!

(Metal Fell flies off. Vandal Buster then gets up)

Vandal Buster: Who was that guy?

(Vandal Buster walks up to Onion Cream)

Vandal Buster: Onion Cream? You awake?

(Vandal Buster realizes Onion Cream froze to death)

Vandal Buster: Whatever. He'll come back to life soon. Welp, time to find Robotboy, Sunny and Denny and go home!

(Vandal Buster flies off. Metal Fell then flies back in the house. He presses a button that removes his mask)

Culdee: Well, glad that's over! Now, time to head back to bed!

(Culdee heads into the secret passage way and puts away his suit. He heads back to bed. The chapter fades to black)

CHAPTER ELEVEN - RETURN OF CHUCKY!


SYNOPSIS - After the storm last night, two garbage men were sent to clean up the rest of the mess so construction will happen. However, their job for today took a really dark turn as an old villain comes back to play.

'''WARNING! This chapter is Rated R for minor gore. Viewer discretion is advised'''

(It starts off at a news report)

Goodman: Breaking news, Mkay! Another Masked Mystery has appeared in the premises of Pensacola, however, this one is a good guy! To the people he captured, he is called the Metal Fell! He was seen in the last two nights! With the first one fighting Murder Man and his team and on the other night he was fighting Onion Cream during the the blizzard. He only appeared during Midnight which is why some people call him, "The Midnight Crusader". We have yet to know who this "Metal Fell/The Midnight Crusader" is, but we will have more info on the story as it develops!

(The camera zooms out revealing Rh and Robotboy are watching TV)

Robotboy: Man, I wonder who that Metal Fell guy is?

Rh: Me too! Well, it's getting late. We should probably head to bed.

Robotboy: True.

(The two head upstairs to bed)

Rh: Goodnight, Robotboy!

Robotboy: Goodnight, Rh!

(Rh turns the lights off and the two head to bed. It then zooms out of the window. A garbage truck is seen driving by. Two garbage men are seen in the truck)

Garbage Man 1: I can't believe they sent us to clean up the town during midnight.

Garbage Man 2: I know. What bozos do they think they are!

Garbage Man 1: Yeah. I just want to go home and watch TV.

Garbage Man 2: True. Also, have you heard the latest news?

Garbage Man 1: Come on, we both already know about the storm.

Garbage Man 2: Not the storm, dumba**. Remember the Good Guy dolls?

Garbage Man 1: Yeah, they were recalled because some doll came to life and went psycho.

Garbage Man 2: Yeah!

Garbage Man 1: So, what about it?

Garbage Man 2: Well, apparently they are remaking them!

Garbage Man 1: What!?

Garbage Man 2: Yeah!

Garbage Man 1: But I thought they were done with them ever since the incident.

Garbage Man 2: Well, I guess they are money hungry bastards.

Garbage Man 1: True. “yawn” So, when are we gonna be done with the garbage duties?

Garbage Man 2: We just need take out one last garbage dumpster. And that it is up on the roof of that tall building.

(The truck parks outside a tall building. The man goes out and climbs up the fire escape. He makes it to the roof ten stories high. He goes into a dumpster and grabs a garbage can. He then notices a tiny leg poking out from under the dumpster)

Garbage Man 2: Huh?

(The garbage man look under the dumpster. He pulls out the leg revealing it to be Chucky who is still "dead" after the events of VB 2)

Garbage Man 2: Looks like someone left their doll here. Welp, trash is trash.

(Garbage Man 2 grabs the doll and the garbage. He climbs down the fire escape. He throws the doll and the bag in the back of the truck)

Garbage Man 2: Alright. Lets go!

(The truck drives off. It then cuts to a gas station)

Garbage Man 2: Hey, I got to use the bathroom real quick!

Garbage Man 1: Okay!

(Garbage Man 2 leaves. Suddenly, Garbage Man 1 hears a voice)

???: HELP ME! HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Garbage Man 1: Huh?

???: HELP! I'M STUCK!

Garbage Man 1: It sounds like it's coming from the back!

(Garbage Man 1 exits the truck and hops into the back)

Garbage Man 1: Where are ya!?

(While Garbage Man 1 is searching through the trash, a small shadowy figure jumps out of the truck)

Garbage Man 1: Don't worry, I’ll find ya!

(It then cuts to the driver seat. The shadowy figure appears and pulls a lever. Suddenly, the walls of the back of the garbage truck begin to push in)

Garbage Man 1: What the hell!?

(The garbage chopper then turns on)

Garbage Man 1: NO STOP!

(Garbage Man 1 tries to hop out of the truck, but the trash slows him down. He reaches his arm out)

Garbage Man 1: SOMEBODY HELP!

(He reaches his hand out, but the wall crushes it clean off)

Garbage Man 1: AAGGH!

(The wall pushes Garbage Man 1 into the chopper)

Garbage Man 1: NO! PLEASE NOOOO!

(Garbage Man 1 then gets pushed into the chopper slicing him into bits)

???: “laughs”

(The figure drives the truck away. Garbage Man 2 comes out of the gas station)

Garbage Man 2: I'm ba-

(He then notices the truck is driving away)

Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE!? HEY!

(Garbage Man 2 chases after the truck. It then fades back to the dump. The truck drives into the dump as the figure jumps out. Garbage Man 2 then runs into the dump tired)

Garbage Man 2: “pant” Who the- “pant” Hell do you thing you are by- “pant” “pant” just DRIVING AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT?!

(Garbage Man 2 walks up to the door)

Garbage Man 2: You got some explaning to do-

(Garbage Man 2 then realizes no one is there)

Garbage Man 2: What the!? But it just drove in!

(Garbage Man 2 then sees a shadow in a window)

Garbage Man 2: Oh, there you are!

(Garbage Man 2 then breaks into the house)

Garbage Man 2: Where are you!? I know you’re around here somewhere dumba**!

???: Hehehehehehehe.

Garbage Man 2: Where the hell are you-

(Suddenly, a figure runs up to him and stabs him in the leg)

Garbage Man 2: OH F***!

(The figure runs away)

Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE HELL MAN!?

(The figure appears under him and stabs him in the crotch)

Garbage Man 2: AGH! F***ING F***!

(Garbage Man 2 then trips on a desk and falls to the ground. Suddenly, the figure comes up and stabs him a few times in the chest)

Garbage Man 2: AHHHHHHHHHHGGG!

(Garbage Man 2 then crawls up to a table and stands on it. The table has a buzzsaw on it)

Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU!?

(The figure then walks up to a button and presses it, activating the buzzsaw and startling Garbage Man 2)

Garbage Man 2: AHH!

(Garbage Man 2 then jumps onto a pipe)

Garbage Man 2: Oh God. OH God. I'm sorry God! I'LL NEVER TAKE PICTURES OF KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND AGAIN! PLEASE GOD! OH PLEASE GOD!

(The figure then walks up to the thermostat and turns it up hotter and hotter)

Garbage Man 2: OH GOD!

(The thermostat then heats the pipe the man is holding onto)

Garbage Man 2: Oh God! Oh f***! OH F***!

(The man’s fingers then start slipping off)

Garbage Man 2: OH NO! OH NO OH NO! HOT HOT HOT HOT!

(Garbage Man 2's glasses then fall onto the buzzsaw cutting them in half)

Garbage Man 2: GAH!

(One of his feet then touch the saw cutting it open)

Garbage Man 2: AHHHH!

???: Time to open you up.

(The figure comes out revealing it to be...)

Chucky: Let's see what we're dealing with...

Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE HELL!?

(The man’s fingers then go loose and he falls onto the buzzsaw brutally cutting him into pieces killing him. Chucky watches and smiles)

Chucky: Oh, how I love a good ol midnight murder.

(Chucky then brings out a picture of AsphaltianOof from his overall pocket)

Chucky: And don't think I forgot about you, block head!

(Chucky grabs his knife and cuts the picture in half)

Chucky: As soon as I find you, I’ll make sure you REGRET THROWING ME OUT!

(Chucky laughs evilly as thunder happens outside)

Chucky: Now, to get out of this smelly place.

(Chucky leaves the house. Chucky then passes by a buidling. He notices a poster)

Chucky: The hell?

(Chucky looks at the poster. It is revealed to be a poster of a Good Guy doll, except it has red hair, a friendly smile, and rainbow clothing)

Chucky: What the hell does this mean?

(Chucky then looks at the tagline)

Chucky: Huh?

(Chucky reads it)

Chucky: "He wants you for a best buddy. GOOD GUY 2?!" They're remaking the franchise. I thought it was recalled!

(Chucky looks at the poster again)

Chucky: "Launching at your local pen mart this month."

(Chucky then gets an evil grin)

Chucky: So, they want to reboot the franchise eh? Not if I can handle it!

(Chucky laughs as the chapter cuts to black)

CHAPTER TWELVE - THE BOMBER!


SYNOPSIS - During midnight, a suicide bomber has broken into the Skyscraper of Pensacola and is threatening to blow it up if he doesn't get the all powerful Serum of Miyamoto. Vandal Buster, Metal Fell and a few others are sent to stop him, however, things go horribly wrong...

(It starts of at Culdee's house at night. He is seen watching the news)

Goodman: Breaking news, Mkay! It has been a few days ever since the snow storm which caused destruction to buildings such as the SML Wiki Headquarters. Due to the damage, the headquarters will cease work till fixed.

Culdee: Welp, guess I'm on break!

(Culdee turns off the TV)

Culdee: Maybe it wouldn't hurt for a late night meal!

(Culdee leaves the house. It cuts to Sportster's bar. Culdee is seen eating there. Dave Miller is also seen there with an angered face)

Dave Miller: This is just ridiculous. I have to stay here during midnight because of the new 24 hours a day schedule! Since I'm the only employee here, I have to stay here forever.

Culdee: What about the other bartender?

Dave Miller: Oh, him? Well, he got two tickets to a vacation and invited me, but my boss forced me to stay behind because he needed at least one worker to stay behind.

Culdee: Damn. That's rough.

(Rh is then enters)

Rh: Hey, guys!

Culdee: Hey, Rh!

Rh: Hey, Culdee!

Dave Miller: The usual?

Rh: Yep! One box of boneless chicken wings please!

(Dave heads to the back and comes back with a box of chicken wings)

Dave Miller: Here you go, sir.

Rh: Thanks!

(Rh goes and sits with Culdee)

Culdee: So, how’s the production of ANWO going?

Rh: Going good! I'm currently trying to get to the 35th chapter!

Culdee: Cool!

(The news then goes on the TV)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS, MKAY! A suicide bomber has broken into the Skyscraper of Pensacola, a building that has been in Pensacola ever since the beginning of the town's history, and from the looks of things its long time of standing may came to an end as the bomber is threatening to blow it up including the bunch of people who are inside the building unless he gets the ever powerful Serum of Miyamoto. Let us hope they will survive.

Rh: S***!

Culdee: Oh crap!

Rh: I'm gonna go get my Vandal Buster suit! You try to call as many people as possible!

Culdee: Got it!

(Rh runs off)

Culdee: This looks like a job for Metal Fell!

Dave Miller: Wait, what about the pay?!

(It cuts to Sunny's house. AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV. There is then a knock at the door)

AsphaltianOof: SUNNY! SOMEONE’S AT THE DOOR!

Sunny: (voice) Get it yourself! I'm trying to sleep!

Buckaroo: (voice) Yeah, stop being such a freeloader!

AsphaltianOof: Please?

Sunny: "sigh"

(Sunny heads downstairs. She opens the door revealing Vandal Buster)

Sunny: What do you want? Do you have any idea how late it is?

Vandal Buster: I need you to check the news!

Sunny: Fine.

(Sunny grabs the remote from Asp’s hand)

AsphaltianOof: HEY!

(Sunny switches it to the news)

Goodman: Breaking news, M’kay! Police have sighted, that the bomb has been activated and is attached to the bomber’s chest. We hope the best for the people trapped inside.

Sunny: A SUICIDE BOMBER!?

Vandal Buster: Yes. We need to hurry.

(Sunny nods)

Sunny: Alright!

(Sunny steps on the Iron Flower platform and transforms into the Iron Flower)

Sunny: Let’s go!

Vandal Buster: Right!

(The two leave)

AsphaltianOof: Uhh. Where’s the remote?

Azaz: (voice) SHUT UP ASP!

(It then cuts to the Skyscraper of Pensacola. A bunch of police cars and police helicopters are seen)

Brooklyn Guy: (speaking into bullhorn) Sir! Whoever you are, please defuse the bomb. We don’t want another Day Zero on our hands!

(The bomber is looking out the window. He is revealed to wear black armor)

Bomber: NO! I am not leaving until I get what I want!

Brooklyn Guy: What do you even want!?

Bomber: The Serum of Miyamoto!

Brooklyn Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING!? THAT’S A TOO POWERFUL SUBSTANCE NOT EVEN ONION CREAM WANTS!

Bomber: I don't care! If I don't get it, this building will collapse!

Brooklyn Guy: What even is your name?

Bomber: I don’t know, but if I don't get what I want, this building will go tumbling down! The end is near!

Thanos: Hey, that’s my line!

(Vandal Buster and Iron Flower are seen looking at the commotion from on top of another building)

Sunny: That is a lot of police. This must be serious.

Vandal Buster: True. We must stop him!

Sunny: Right!

(The two jump off of the building)

???: So, you’re here to?

(The two look to their left and see Manny in his El Tigre suit and Frida)

Vandal Buster: You guys got the news too, huh?

Frida: Yeah. I was watching TV, and I got the news that there was a suicide bomber here!

El Tigre: Frida called me about the news! We came as soon as we could!

Vandal Buster: Well, we will need all the help we can get!

Sunny: Anyways, enough stalling. We got a bomber to stop!

Frida: Right!

(The four run up to the building. The bomber looks out the window and sees them)

Bomber: SHEET!

(The bomber picks up a phone)

Bomber: I'm gonna need backup!

(While Brooklyn Guy and the others are outside, a bunch of trucks come by. A bunch of armored thugs come out and start shooting at people)

Brooklyn Guy: S***!

(Brooklyn Guy brings out a walkie talkie)

Brooklyn Guy: We are gonna need backup ASAP!

(A bunch of thugs throw tear gas bombs into the bulding knocking people out. Vandal Buster, Sunny, Frida and El Tigre are seen running up)

Thug 8: OH NO YOU DON'T! FIRE!

(The thugs fire at the heroes, however, Vandal Buster throws his net bomb pinning them to the ground. Frida shoots her lasers at the thug's guns disintergrating)

El Tigre: Get to the inside! That's where the bomber is!

Sunny: On it!

(Sunny jumps into the building. Sunny runs through the tear gas and rips the gas mask off of a thug, making him vulnerable to the gas, knocking him out. Sunny notices the bomber)

Sunny: YOU!

Bomber: SHEET!

(The bomber runs off while Sunny is chasing him. The bomber then runs past a button. He presses it causing a security door to block off Sunny)

Sunny: DAMN IT!

(Sunny goes on a walkie talkie)

Sunny: Lost sight of the bomber.

Vandal Buster: Well, I guess I’m going after him!

(Vandal Buster knocks out two thugs and flies into the building. It then cuts to a biohazard room. A technician is seen looking at the Serum of Miyamoto when the Bomber breaks into the room)

Technician: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-

(Bomber knocks out the technician. He looks at the serum)

Bomber: Found you!

(It then cuts to the roof of the building. Bomber is seen walking up when a shadow is seen landing behind him)

Zara: You do realize that serum doesn't belong in the wrong hands, right?

(The bomber charges at Zara who is in her Shadowhawk suit. Zara blasts at him, but the bomber gets the upper hand and throws her off of the building. Zara flies back up and attacks him. The bomber then shoots her in the arc reactor causing the bullet to bounce at him)

Bomber: WOAH!

(The bomber ducks dodging the bullet)

Zara: Stop this at once! Just hand over the serum!

Bomber: Make me, b***h!

(Zara shoots blasts more at the bomber. However, bomber pushes her down the stairs where two armored thugs are seen. Bomber then throws down a grenade)

Bomber: Fire in the hole!

(Bomber runs off. The thugs begin to shoot at Zara only for her to knock the two out and leave before the bomb destroys the staircase. Zara flies out of the building. She locates the bomber and three of the thugs who are splitting up)

Zara: I got three of them. They are splitting up!

Sunny: I got the two on the left!

Vandal Buster: I'll handle the rest!

(Sunny is seen flying after the two thugs)

Vandal Buster: Alright. Now, to find the others-

(Suddenly, a bomb is thrown at Vandal Buster's belt. Vandal Buster grabs his belt and throws it in the air where it explodes. The bomber then runs up to VB and knocks him down to the ground)

Bomber: Well, well, well. If it isn't the infamous Vandal Buster. Without your belt of net bombs, you are helpless.

(Bomber then presses a button that turns his fist into a mega fist)

Bomber: I have been waiting for this!

(Bomber punches Vandal Buster again. It cuts to Zara looking around the place. A thug jumps out and shoots at her, however, she reflects the bullets with her wings. She runs up to the thug and knocks him out. He checks his bag)

Zara: Damn it. He doesn't have it!

Sunny: Out of my way!

(Sunny is seen flying through the crowd. However, a thug jumps out and tackles her to the ground. Sunny gets the upper hand and blasts him to a wall. Suddenly, another thug comes out and shoots at her only for Sunny to reflect the bullets and beat the thug up. The thug that got to the wall gets up and holds the Serum of Miyamoto. Sunny looks at this at shock)

Thug 4: Do not hurt a finger on him! Or I will drop this!

Sunny: Crap.

(Suddenly, the thug gets disintegrated by Frida making him drop the serum)

Sunny: CRAP!

(Sunny grabs the serum before it hits the ground)

Sunny: Phew! (To Frida) Thanks!

Frida: No problem!

(The other thug runs off only for Frida to disintegrate him. It cuts back to Vandal Buster fighting the Bomber)

Bomber: Looks like your reign of hero-ness has come to an end!

(Bomber's fist then turns into a knife and tries to stab Vandal Buster, only for him to struggle free. He then pushes him to the ground)

Bomber: Sheet!

(Bomber runs off. A bunch of thugs point guns at Vandal Buster. He puts his hands up)

Thug 2: We got you surrounded, Vandal F***!

(Suddenly, Metal Fell comes landing down)

Metal Fell: Sorry to crash your party boys!

Thug 6: Dafuq?

Thug 10: It's the Midnight Crusader from the news!

Thug 5: KILL HIM!

(The thugs shoot at Metal Fell, but his spider legs block off everyone. He decapitates two Thugs and knocks down three)

Vandal Buster: LOOK OUT!

(A thug runs up to Metal Fell and shatters his mask revealing his face. Only Vandal Buster pays attention)

Vandal Buster: CULDEE!?

(Culdee presses a button that fixes his mask)

Metal Fell: Okay, so I’m the Metal Fell.

Vandal Buster: That's cool and all, but we need to catch Bomber!

Metal Fell: Right!

(Metal Fell knocks out the thug and the two run off. The bomber is seen running off)

Bomber: Sheet! Sheet, sheet!

(Bomber is then seen running behind the skyscraper)

Bomber: Sheet. I need to hide.

Vandal Buster: I don't think you can do that.

(Metal Fell comes out and blasts at him only for Bomber to get out of the way. Vandal Buster charges at him only for Bomber to throw a bomb at him. Metal Fell destroys the bomb. Bomber sneaks behind Culdee and kicks him to the floor Vandal Buster punches him again)

Bomber: IMPOSSIBLE! I CAN'T LOSE!

Vandal Buster: Well, you are gonna!

(Vandal Buster runs up and punches him to the wall. Bomber takes off his mask revealing one half of his face being slightly burnt into red)

Bomber: "huff" I think I look pretty good, all things considered!

(Vandal Buster grabs him by the neck)

Vandal Buster: (sternly) Who's your buyer?

Bomber: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

(Bomber takes off his chest plate revealing a bomb underneath)

Bomber: And you're coming with me!

(The bomb has three seconds until explosion)

Metal Fell: NO!

(Metal Fell brings out his cannon arm and blasts Bomber into the skyscraper causing him to explode to death also the skyscraper making everything go on fire and crumble down. Many screams are heard)

El Tigre: OH S***!

(Zara activates her radio)

Zara: Someone get the Fire and Rescue asap!

(Metal Fell is seen looking at the destruction in shock. Vandal Buster stares at him)

Vandal Buster: What have you done?

(Metal Fell looks at Vandal Buster then at the building again. The chapter cuts to black)

CHAPTER THIRTEEN - THE MELANCHOLY OF CULDEEFELL13! PART 1


SYNOPSIS - After the Skyscraper incident that Metal Fell indirectly caused, people are sad over the tragic events and angered at Metal Fell for the deaths and injuries of many people. This also deeply effects Culdee. Rh, Endless and MarioFan try to find out what is wrong with him.

(It starts off at the news)

Goodman (Sadly): Breaking news. As you all known from yesterday night, a terrible terrorist attack happened from a guy who his name is only known as "Bomber". Once his bomb on his chest was seconds away from exploding, the midnight crusader also known as Metal Fell has thrown him into the tallest skyscraper of Pensacola causing it to come tumbling down killing exactly 3,625 people and injuring 1,813 people. This tradgedy has caused many people to start riots around Pensacola about the hatred of Metal Fell. (To himself) Man I can't believe this. First Day Zero all those months ago and now a bunch of people got killed in a skyscraper accident! WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN THIS!

(Goodman gets a phone call)

Goodman: Hello?

(Goodman then gets a shocked face)

Goodman: THEY ARE REMOVING THE FORUMS!?

(Goodman listens for a bit)

Goodman: *sigh*

(Goodman hangs up)

Goodman: Me and my big fat mouth. Now heres a word from Breadmonster! Bread?

(Breadmonster is seen field reporting while in the backround are people breaking into shops and destroying cars)

Breadmonster: Thank you Goodman! As you known from yesterday, Metal Fell's incident has caused not only many deaths/injuries but it started many riots all wanting one thing. For Metal Fell to leave/die/stop doing hero work. This his been causing many types of pollutions to the city-

(A man punches Breadmonster and grabs the mic)

Man: IF I EVER SEE THAT METAL FELL AGAIN, I WILL FLY DOWN TO THE BASEMENT HE IS HIDING IN, RIP OFF BOTH OF HIS ARMS AND SHOVE THEM UP HIS AS-

(The tv turns off revealing Rh and Robotboy watching TV)

Robotboy: Why did Metal Fell have to kill all of those people Rh?

Rh: I'm sure he didn't mean it on purpose. He just wasn't thinking that was all.

Robotboy: But many people hate him now.

Rh: I'm sure they'll get over it eventually.

Robotboy: Easy for you to say.

(Robotboy sadly flies away)

Rh: "sigh" I'm gonna go talk to Culdee.

(Rh leaves. He heads on over to Culdee's house. He knocks on the door)

Rh: Culdee? It's me Rh! I just wanted to see if everythings alright.

(The door then starts to open. Culdee is seen to be opening the door except he looks depressed and is seen with his clothes with a few drink and food stains)

Rh: Jesus christ! You look terrible.

Culdee (Depressed): What do you want?

Rh: I was wondering if you want to come to Sportsters with me and the others. (MarioFan and Endless)

Culdee: (Depressed) Fine. Let me get my stuff.

(Culdee heads inside. Culdee heads upstairs. Rh heads into the living room and sees it is trashed with Durr Burger wrappers and empty soda cans everywhere)

Rh: JESUS!

(JJ and Lil Fred are seen walking up)

JJ: Yeah. This is really inhumane.

Lil Fred: *honk* (Yeah. Usually when he's depressed he makes smaller of a mess)

JJ: This is like the biggest mess. Not only is he depressed, but I havn't heard of BB 2.0 anywhere.

Rh: Well hopefully he will get over it.

Lil Fred: *honk* (Easy for you to say)

JJ: Come on Lil Fred. Let's go outside and get some fresh air.

(JJ and Lil Fred leave)

Rh: Jesus.

(Culdee walks downstairs wearing his causual clothes)

Rh: Well, you ready.

Culdee: I guess.

Rh: Let's just go.

(The two leave. It then cuts to Sportsters. Culdee and Rh are seen there with Endless and MarioFan)

Endless: And then I said, "Izuru I colored my drawing!" and he was like, "Still s***"

Rh: AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

MarioFan: Endless. Your jokes arn't funny.

Endless: Not as funny as me pouring a whole can of salt on your pizza.

(MarioFan spits his pizza out)

Endless: HAH!

MarioFan: F*** you dude.

Rh: So guys, what are your plans for this weekend?

Endless: Ehh nothing much. Just gonna go and make fun of character art.

MarioFan: I gotta catch up on some stories.

Rh: What about you Culdee?

(Culdee just sits there picking at his pizza rolls)

Rh: uhhh Culdee?

Culdee: Huh? Oh.

MarioFan: Uhhh are you okay bud?

Endless: Yeah, you look like you didn't sleep well last night.

Culdee: Ehhh it's just a phase. It will go away soon.

MarioFan: Oh.

Culdee: I gotta go on my own for a while.

(Culdee leaves)

MarioFan: Why is he so sad?

Rh: I-I don't know.

Endless: You know something dont you?

Rh: N-nooooo?

MarioFan: Rh.

Rh: "sigh" Look, don't tell Culdee I told you but remember Metal Fell?

MarioFan: Yeah. The Midnight crusader who is all over the news.

Endless: Yeah. What about it?

Rh: Well during the fight with Bomber, one of the thugs broke his mask and I saw his face. Culdee is Metal Fell.

(MarioFan spits out his pizza on Endless)

Endless: EWW!

MarioFan: Woops. Sorry. (To Rh) Say WHAT NOW!?

Rh: You heard me correctly. Culdee is the Metal Fell.

MarioFan: Holy moly.

Endless: And Metal Fell was the one that destroyed the Skyscraper.

MarioFan: That mean he killed- Oh dear god. That's why Culdee's sad!

Endless: Yeah. He got fat over Pizza Rolls-

(MarioFan punches Endless in the face)

Endless: Ow. I deserved that.

MarioFan: We gotta find a way to make him feel better!

Endless: True.

Rh: Well guys, maybe it's best if we leave him alone.

MarioFan: I don't know. He looks like he wants to commit suicide. I don't want another beggining of the Cliffhanger war.

Endless: True.

Rh: I'll talk to him. We've been friends since my first story (Badman Returns!). I'll go see whats up with him.

(Rh leaves. It then cuts to Culdee sitting on a bench looking at the floor still depressed)

Culdee: Why me...

(Rh then comes up and sits next to him)

Rh: Hey Culdee!

Culdee: Oh. Hey rh.

Rh: Soooo how are you feeling right now?

Culdee: I don't know. I hadn't had this feelings since my sister died.

Rh: What?

Culdee: I SAID NOTHING!

Rh: Oh. Well anyways, I was wondering, maybe you want to play a game or something? I heard FNaF got it's own phone game! I heard you can catch animatronics and make them work for you!

Culdee: Nah. I'm not in the mood for FNaF right now.

Rh: "stunned" Uh I gotta go.

Culdee: Kay fine whatever.

(Rh heads behind a building where Endless and MarioFan are)

Rh: Culdee just did the impossible.

Endless: What?

Rh: He said no to FNaF!

MarioFan: WHAT!?

Endless: Well good for him.

(MarioFan punches Endless)

Endless: OW! I deserved that.

Rh: We need to think of something else. We need to get his mind off of the accident!

Endless: I got just the thing!

(It cuts to Culdee walking around. A paper airplane then lands on his hat)

Culdee: Huh?

(Culdee grabs the airplane and stretches it out revealing a note)

Culdee: "Come over to Endless' apartment for a talk. Your pal Proffesor Ossibilities". What kinda last name is Ossibilities? ... Ah well.

(Culdee heads to Endless' apartment. Endless is seen there wearing a white coat and glasses)

Endless: "german accent" Ah hello there. Are you ze CuldeeFell13?

Culdee: Uh yeah are you Proffesor Ossibilities.

Endless: Yes I am. Will you just sit on zat seat please?

Culdee: Uh sure.

(Culdee sits down)

Endless: So I heard that you were having depression. Is that correct.

Culdee: I think so.

Endless: Hmmm yes yes interesting.

(Endless is seen writing in his clipboard. However it shows the clipboard revealing Endless is drawing a picture of Mechabilities standing over a weak Metal Fell)

Endless: Now I want you to do a little thing for me.

Culdee: What is it?

Endless: I want you to close your eyes and tell me what you see.

Culdee: Okay.

(Culdee closes his eyes)

Endless: Now tell me. What do you see?

Culdee: Nothing.

Endless: "normal accent" Wait what? I MEAN- "german accent" What?

Culdee: Nothing.

Endless: Uh why cant you see nothing?

Culdee: Because my eyes are closed dumba**.

Endless: Hmmm yes intruiging. Uhhh okay. My diagnoses came in. You have butt cancer.

(Culdee opens his eyes)

Culdee: What?

(Endless pushes Culdee out the door)

Endless: Just don't play FNaF for 30 years and you will be fine okay?

Culdee: Uhhhh.

Endless: BYE!

(Endless slams the door shut)

Endless: "normal accent" Damn. There IS something wrong with Culdee!

(It then cuts to Endless and MarioFan with Rh at the apartment)

Endless: And when he closed his eyes, he saw nothing!

(Rh and MarioFan look at Endless)

Endless: What?

(Endless gets punched)

Rh: ENOUGH! It's time we talk to Culdee about this! This is serious! Depression is not a joke! We need to find him!

MarioFan: True!

Endless: LETS GO AMIGOS!

(The three leave. It then fades to Culdee's house. He is seen looking at a news article about the skyscraper deaths)

Culdee: "sigh"

(JJ is seen passing by holding suitcases)

JJ: Creator?

Culdee: What do you want JJ?

JJ: I'm going out to look for BB 2.0. I just need your permission first.

Culdee: Uh huh yeah do whatever.

JJ: Really? Okay well i'm gonna go look for him. If I don't return, then yeah. Bye creator.

(JJ leaves)

Culdee: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

(Culdee heads into the bathroom. Rh and the others are heading to Culdee's house when they see JJ walking with her suitcases)

Rh: JJ?

JJ: Hello friends of Creator.

MarioFan: What are you doing leaving the house.

JJ: I decided to leave to search for my brother BB 2.0.

Rh: Don't you think it is dangerous?

Endless: I mean you shouldn't go. That BB 2.0 thing hopefully might have died out there.

MarioFan: ...

Endless: I'm sorry. I'll do it myself.

(Endless punches himself)

Rh: Will you be okay?

JJ: Well I delt with the dastardly three, I can deal with anything bad out there!

MarioFan: Well stay safe.

Endless: Or don't.

MarioFan: SHUT UP ENDLESS!

JJ: I appreciate your kindless. I'll be back with BB 2.0 once I find him. If I dont, then I guess i'm never coming home. Goodbye.

(JJ leaves)

MarioFan: Man, I hope she will be safe.

Rh: True. Anyways, we need to confront Culdee.

(The three head into Culdee's house)

Rh: Culdee?

Endless: You around here buddy?

(The three then enter the bathroom. They get shocked faces)

Rh: OH DEAR GOD!

MarioFan: HOLY S***!

Endless: Oh poop.

(The three see Culdee knocked out with a bunch of empty pill bottles around him)

Endless: Holy crap! He must have downed those things.

MarioFan: WE NEED TO CALL A HOSPITAL!

Rh: RIGHT!

(Rh grabs his cellphone and calls 911)

911: 911. What's your emergency?

Rh: Yeah hi! I looked into my friends bathroom and he is knocked out with a bunch of pill bottles around him! Come quick!

911: Okay. We will send paramedics as soon as possible.

Rh: Thank you!

(Rh hangs up)

Rh: Oh Culdee, please be okay.

(The chapter cuts to black)

CHAPTER FORTEEN - THE MELANCHOLY OF CULDEEFELL13! PART 2


SYNOPSIS - Culdee has been taken to the hospital ever since Rh and the others found him knocked out. Culdee has to stay in the hospital for a few days. Meanwhile, the riots are continuing to cause havoc around the city of Pensacola and won't stop till they find out the true identity of Metal Fell. Meanwhile, Crash also has an announcment to make, but it doesn't go so well.

(It starts off with Rh, MarioFan and Endless in a waiting room. Rh is walking around with a terrified expression)

Rh: S*** s*** s*** s***.

MarioFan: Rh, calm down.

Rh: No! Don't you get it! Culdee is in the hospital right now because he can't forgive himself over a skyscraper accident killing many innocents. Then he downs a bunch of pills into his system knocking him out. What if it- it. Oh dear god I can't even bear thinking of it.

Endless: Relax. Culdee is fine. He can go through anything.

(Brooklyn Guy comes out)

Rh: Is he okay doc?

Brooklyn Guy: Well he consumed over 200 pills but I believe he is gonna pull over.

Rh: Oh thank god.

Endless: 200? Does he have meta immortality.

MarioFan: Shut it Endless.

Rh: Can we see him.

Brooklyn Guy: I suppose it wouldn't hurt. Come with me.

(The users follow Brooklyn Guy into a hospital room. Culdee is seen in a hospital bed asleep)

Rh: My god. He looks terrible.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah. But hopefully he'll get over it soon.

(Culdee is seen waking up)

Culdee: Huh? Oh hey guys.

Rh: Hey Culdee!

MarioFan: Is everything alright?

Culdee: I don't know. I was just in the bathroom and everything went black.

Endless: That's because you swallowed a whole bunch of pills.

Culdee: Huh. Weird.

Brooklyn Guy: Well anyways, Culdee's going to need to have rest for just a few more days.

Rh: Alright. (To Culdee) Get well soon bud.

Culdee: Thanks.

MarioFan: Let's go guys.

(The three leave. It then cuts to Sunny's house. She is seen watching TV with Asp, Buckaroo, Azaz and Robotgirl)

Goodman: Breaking news mkay! Popular user known as CuldeeFell13 has been found knocked out in a bathroom due to having consumed a lot of pills. He is currently recovering in the hospital.

Robotgirl: Wow. That's sad.

Buckaroo: True. Hopefully he gets better.

Azaz: Why would he even consume those pills in the first place.

AsphaltianOof: Maybe he was sick but accidentally took too much.

Sunny: I don't think that's the case. Usually when people are depressed they consume alot of drugs and or medicine.

Buckaroo: What was he depressed about?

Sunny: I don't know. Hopefully when he recovers he will tell us-

(Suddenly there is a crash sound heard and Sunny's car is heard beeping)

Sunny: WHAT THE!?

(Sunny heads outside and sees that a brick was thrown at her car)

Sunny: MY CAR!

Sonic: Welcome to my world.

(Sonic then see's his car getting vandalized by people)

Sonic: MY CAR!

(Sonic runs to the car)

Robotgirl: Man, these riots are getting out of control.

Buckaroo: No s***. People are going coo coo over this Metal Fell guy!

Azaz: Appearantly people say he was responsible for the skyscraper to fall down killing thousands of people!

AsphaltianOof: Did he do it on purpose?

Sunny: I highly doubt it. I believe there is no bad in Metal Fell. Hopefully these riots will end soon.

Robotgirl: Easy for you to say.

(Sunny and the others head back inside. Zoe Aves is then seen driving in her car when suddenly a person throws a brick at her destroying her car window)

Zoe: WHAT THE HELL!?

(Zoe quickly parks. She goes out and looks at the mess)

Zoe: My car.

(Zoe looks angrilly at the person)

Zoe: What is wrong with you!?

Rioter 1: DEATH TO METAL FELL!

Zoe: Seriously? You are doing this all because of Metal Fell's simple mistake?

Rioter 1: It wasn't a mistake! He did it on purpose! I know it!

Zoe: Well I believe he didn't!

Rioter 1: Are you saying that he shouldn't be to blame!

Zoe: No. Accidents happen. Even if they are really big-

(Rioter 1 shoots at Zoe who dodges the bullet)

Zoe: What the hell!?

Rioter 1: DEATH TO METAL FELL!

Zoe: That's it!

(Zoe activates her Black Cuervo armour and knocks out the rioter)

Zoe: Idiot!

(Suddenly a bunch of cars drive up. A bunch of angry rioters come out)

Rioter 4: So you are a Metal Fell lover eh?

Rioter 6: YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN!?

Zoe: Now guys we can talk about this-

Rioter 3: KILL HER!

(The rioters attack Zoe and then get the upper hand)

Zoe: Guys stop! I don't want to fight-

(Suddenly a bullet is shot in the rioter's arm)

Rioter 9: AGH F***!

(The shooter is revealed to be Skulldozer)

Skulldozer: Why don't you pick on someone your own strength!

Rioter 8: Lets go guys. We don't have time to face this punk!

(The rioters enter their cars and drive away)

Zoe: Thanks for the help Skully!

Skulldozer: No problem! Now we should go before more of those rioters show up)

Zoe: True.

(The two enter Zoe's car and drive off. They drive past Manny and Frida who are looking at the riots)

Manny: Man. These riots are getting out of hand.

Frida: True.

(Suddenly a group of rioters pass by them)

Manny: Huh?

(A rioter brings out a hammer and bashes the window to Zulzo’s Department Store)

Rioter 7: Let’s go.

(The rioters enter the shop)

Frida: Did you see that!?

Manny: Yeah. Those guys are going to rob Zulzo’s. We gotta stop them!

Frida: Right-o!

(Zulzo is seen at his desk when the rioters enter)

Zulzo: Hey! You can’t be in here! The store is closed due to the riots out there-

(A rioter punches Zulzo making him leak blue blood out of his nose)

Zulzo: OW!

(Another rioter pulls out a gun)

Rioter 11: Give me all the money in the register!

Zulzo: But-

Rioter 10: DO WHAT HE SAYS NOW!

Zulzo: GAH!

(Zulzo goes into the register and brings out 100 dollars)

Zulzo: This is all I got.

(One of the rioters looks at the money and gets angry)

Rioter 8: Kill him.

Rioter 11: With pleasure.

Zulzo: No. Please.

El Tigre: HEY DOUCHEBAGS!

(Manny is seen in his El Tigre suit)

El Tigre: You. Better put the gun down now!

Rioter 7: Kill him as well.

(Suddenly the gun gets disintegrated)

Rioter 7: THE HELL!?

(Frida comes out with her goggles on)

Frida: You better leave or else.

Rioter 4: Grrrr.

(The rioters are about to attack them when one of tvs turns on revealing a news report)

Manny: The hell?

Goodman: Breaking news m’kay! The mayor of Pensacola, Crash Bandicoot is currently holding an important announcement at the town hall about the skyscraper incident. Everyone in the three cities is recommend to attend.

Zulzo: An announcement?

Rioter 6: Hrmmm. This should be interesting. Let’s go boys.

(The rioters leave. Manny and Frida look at each other with scared expressions. It cuts to black. It then transitions to the town hall. Crash is seen on stage while the people from Pensacola, Beacontown and Roblixia are in the audience along with the rioters)

Crash: I thank you all for attending this very important announcement. As you all know, a few days ago an accident has caused the skyscraper of Pensacola to tumble down killing and injuring many innocent people.

Clementine: I still can’t believe this happened.

Sonia: True.

Rioter 8: And it’s all Metal Fell’s fault.

Manic: Oh shut up!

Rioter 7: You shut up you walking string of spinach!

Manic: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

Crash: ENOUGH!

(Everyone shuts up)

Crash: Thank you. So as some of you may also know, we are currently creating a memorial to honor the fallen civilians.

Rioter 5: Yeah. The civilians that Metal Fell killed!

Parappa: SHUT UP!

Brooklyn Guy: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO SPEAK!

Rioter 3: F*** THE MAYOR, F*** YOU AND F*** METAL FELL!

Crash: SHUT UP!

(Everyone shuts up)

Crash: Now please let me talk. Ever since the skyscraper incident, we have been getting riots around the city-

Rioter 15: Hey that's us!

Rioter 9: SHUT UP JIM!

Parappa: YOU TWO SHUT UP!

Manic: YEAH!

(Brooklyn Guy brings out a taser)

Brooklyn Guy: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP OR YOUR GETTING THE TASER-

(Crash grabs a stapler and throws it across the room hitting the wall stunning everyone)

Crash: WILL EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE HECK UP!? WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO TALK ABOUT AND EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!

Gummy Cow: Jeez, I never seen Crash that angry like that.

Crash: So is anyone else going to interupt my announcment!? Anyone!?

Patrick: "cough"

Crash: Good! Now as I was saying, we are currently working on a memorial to commemorate all of the victims of the accident-

Rioter 8: STOP SAYING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Everyone knows Metal Fell did it on purpose!

Rioters: YEAH!

Crash: ENOUGH! What will it take to make you rioters stop making the city a hazard to all our people!

Rioter 2: Oh it's simple. THE HEAD OF METAL FELL!

Rioters: YEAH!

Crash: Something a bit lower than that!

Rioter 8: Well I guess we would want to know who he is.

Rioter 1: Yeah!

Crash: Well it's up to Metal Fell if he wants to show his face or not, anyways back to the subject about the skyscraper accident-

Rioter 9: OH SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH!

(A rioter shoots his gun shooting and killing a cop. A bunch of civillians run around screaming)

Rh: S*** S*** S***!

Crash: Everyone don't panic! Just run out the exit and let the police handle the rest!

Rioter 15: How many times do we have to tell you all!

(A police man tries to arrest a rioter but gets shot)

Rioter 18: That "accident" WAS NOT A F***ING ACCIDENT! Metal Fell is a liar, a fiend, a pervert, HE'S EVERYTHING BAD! HE'S NOTHING BUT A COMPLETE LOSER WHO DESRVES TO DIE!

(Rh then snaps)

Rh: THAT IS NOT TRUE!

(The rioters look at him)

Rh: Metal Fell is a kind and caring superhero. If he killed someone, there is a pretty low chance that he did it on purpose. You just have to know him a bit more.

Rioter 7: Oh really? Do you even know him?

Rh: Uhhh no.

Rioter 9: I knew it! He knows who the Metal Fell is!

Rioter 2: We just need to get some answers from him!

Rioter 10: LETS GET HIM!

(The rioters chase after Rh)

Rh: Uh oh!

(Rh runs out with MarioFan and Endless behind him)

Rh: S***! Now the rioters want my head!

MarioFan: We need to hide somewhere. Somewhere where the rioters won't dare to find us.

Endless: I know where to hide!

(The three are seen hiding in the Pensacola library)

MarioFan: The library? Seriously-

Librarian: Shhh!

MarioFan: ... (Whispering) Seriously?

Endless: (Whispering) What? Nobody goes to the library anyways.

(The rioters are seen passing by the library)

Rioter 9: Where did that block head go!? We need to find out who Metal Fell is!

Rioter 3: Why don't we check the library?

Rioter 9: Wha- Are you retarded!? Nobody goes to the library!

Rioter 3: True.

Rioter 9: Come on. Let's go.

(The others leave)

Endless: Told ya-

Librarian: SHH!

Endless: (whispering) Told ya.

(A few days later. It shows Culdee exiting the hospital)

Brooklyn Guy: Now I hope you gotten over your depression!

Culdee: Well i'm kinda still a bit sad.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh. Well make sure to come over for therapy once or twice a week.

(Brooklyn Guy leaves)

Culdee: *sigh*

(Culdee is seen walking back home. He enters his house and goes on television)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! Things are not good at all, as recently Crash's announcment just ended early due to an agery rioter shooting and killing a police officer. Also, Rioters are out looking for story writer Rh-

(Culdee shuts off the TV)

Culdee: *sigh*

(Culdee then walks upstairs. He goes into his room. He looks out the window and sees the riots happening across the city)

Culdee: All of this happened because of me...

(Culdee walks off)

Culdee: Maybe it's best if I leave...

(The chapter cuts to black)

Trivia

 * This story being said takes place after MANY stories. Mostly after "The Black Ink Arc!", "The PVZ Arc!", "Fire and Ice", "Order of the Flower: The Series", "Sushi Pack: The Series", "A New World Order!", "SML Wiki: The Movie", "Zulzo's Plan", all three stories in "The Jeffygeist Trilogy", "The New Badman Saga", "Mr. Pig Returns" and "The Boko Arc!".