Bowser Junior's Happy Meal 3/Transcript

At the kitchen
Chef Pee Pee: Ahhh! It's time to cook! Hmmmm??? What should I cook?

(flashback from (or rather before) Chef Pee Pee's Cooking Sucks! Starts)

Chef Pee Pee: I think I am going to make (stops and thinks) What! Yes! Chicken Nuggets,Jello and Tuna! Heh Heh Heh!

(flashback ends)

Chef Pee Pee: Yes! That is it! Chicken Nuggets, Jello and Tuna! Oh yes! My past self is always smart! Yes! (goes to the fridge)

Chef Pee Pee: But firrrst! I need to get the Chicken Nug-.

Bowser Junior: (from a distance) Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Argghh! Not again!

Junior: Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee-

Chef Pee Pee: What is it your royal-brattiness!?

Junior: I wanted to know what is for lunch?

Chef Pee Pee: Arggh! For lunch the appetizers is: Chicken Nuggets, Jello for the dessert and Tuna for "da flava!"

Junior: What th-? EW! I'm not trying that again! Did your past self told you that you wanted that disgusting slop?

Chef Pee Pee: Uh...No! I-

Junior: If you said yes! I hope your past self said: (imitating Chef Pee Pee's voice) "Duhhh! Chef Pee Pee! You must make really good Chicken Nuggets! You must make a disgusting slop of Jello! You must put really smelly tuna! The Tuna must be more smelly than your breath! Duhhh!" I hope your past self is dumb!

Chef Pee Pee: (grumbling) Junior! Shut Up! You don't say that my past self sucks at cooking! Jello isn't a disgusting slop! And I didn't remember using Tuna that is more smelly breath! Come on! Junior! Why do you think that my cooking sucks!? Why Why Why!?

Junior: (sighs) Just forget it.

Chef Pee Pee: Forget what!?

Junior: Lunch.

Chef Pee Pee: Whyyyy!?

Junior: Your cooking just sucks! (thinks) Ah-ha! I know and idea!

Chef Pee Pee: What is it? What's the idea? I hope it's not a stupid one!

Junior: Let's get a Happy Meal! Chef Pee Pee! McDonalds! Toys! Milkshakes! Fries!

Chef Pee Pee: GRRRRRRRRR!!! JUNIOR! I HATE YOUR MCDONALD EXCUSES! I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE INTO MCDONALDS JUST FOR A STUPID HAPPY MEAL! WHY CAN'T WE JUST GRAB ONE BURGER AND GO HOME! I HATE DRIVING THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU! PLUS! YOU WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER! AND I MEAN EVER! EAT YOUR FOOD! I MEAN SERIOUSLY COME ON! YOU ONLY A TOY! FROM NOW ON! NO! MORE! HAPPY MEALS! I