Woody V.S Shrek/Transcript

(Music: Fluffing a duck, Scene shows Woolworths)

Chef pee pee: Well woody, Next time, We could have a shrimpo party.

Woody: That sounds cool. Would you look at the Time? I got to head home. Bye!

Chef Pee Pee: Bye, Woody.

(Scene shows Shrek on the toilet.)

That was a nice Crap. *Shrek sniffs Woody's shrimpos

What's that Smell?

(Scene has Woody coming home)

* Sigh I'm so hungry, I could eat mah Shrimpos.

Shrek: Mmmmm! Shrimpos. I hope Cowboy donkey doesn't mind if I can have a Bite. (Shrek takes his First bite) Oh, Cowboy donkey! those are so Delicious! (Shrek eats the Rest)

(Woody opens the door) I'm coming shrimp- *Gasp (Music: Earthy crust When woody's voice drowns)

Shrek: Cowboy donkey, Your shrimpos are So Delicious.

Woody: Shrek? You ate my SHRIMPOS!!! I will kill You!

Shrek: OH crap! I better Run!

Woody Stop running away! Stand still!!!!!

(Shrek hides in his Bathroom.)

Woody: That's it, I will get my revenge. I will get revenge. (Woody laughs Evilly with lightning in the background)

(Sara lee cheesecake is Placed on the Table) Woody

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