Thread:SML Nerd Fan/@comment-30921093-20190925062938

This is currently a work in progress do not start animating yet. I'll say when it is time.

July 9, 2018

In an alcatraz prison somewhere, in Florida, Badman is asleep in his cell, until Brooklyn Guy goes to his cell, and bangs on it, startling Badman awake.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, wake up! It's time for breakfast!

Badman: Fine...

Brooklyn Guy opens Badman's cell and escorts him to the cafeteria, where Badman gets in line for his food. Badman gets his food which is moldy lasagna.

Badman: EWW!! Gross!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, stop complaining! You got yourself here in the first place, so you are gonna have to accept it!

Badman heads to his table where he starts to eat his breakfast. Suddenly, a pregnant, blonde prostitute also in jail, sits next to Badman.

Prostitute: Man, prison sucks!

Badman: I know right!

Prostitute: It's all Mario's fault I'm stuck in this dump!

At the mention of Mario's name, Badman spits out his lasagna in suprise.

Badman: WAIT! You know Mario?

Prostitute: Yes. How do you know who he is??

Badman: I was at his house trying to kill him for freeing my good brother, Goodman, but then this kid with a blue helmet threw a couch on me and knocked me out!

Prostitute: Wait! What did this kid look like?

Badman: Well, he wore a yellow shirt, wore a blue helmet, and had a pencil stuck in his nose.

Prostitute: What did the shirt say?

Badman: Jeffy...

Prostitute: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS MY SON WHO KNOCKED YOU OUT!!!

Badman: You know him??!!!

Prostitute: I'm his mother Nancy! I tried to get him back because his dead father inherited a million dollars to him! But Mario called the cops, and now I'm here!

Badman: Well, it looks like Mario got us both here!

Nancy: Yeah! I really want to get revenge for getting me in this mess!

Badman: Hey, I have a plan.

Nancy: You do?

Badman: Yes.

Nancy: What is it?

Badman: Meet me in the bathroom after yardwork.

Nancy: Got it.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, all inmates! Time to go to the yard! We need a lot of rocks broken!

All inmates including Badman and Nancy head to the yard.

"A few hours later"

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! Everyone back to jail for bathroom breaks!

All the inmates head to the bathroom, and there, Badman meets up with Nancy. Nancy: Ok, so what is your plan?

Badman: Well, the police didn't confiscate my phone because they were too lazy to check, so I called a friend of mine to send us something that will help us get out!

Nancy: So when does it arrive?

Badman: About... Now.

Brooklyn Guy: Badman! When you go back to your cell, there's a package for you on the bed!

Nancy: So then, what's after that?

Badman: I will send you some of the supplies somehow.

Nancy: Ok.

Brooklyn Guy: Everyone, time to go to bed!

All the inmates return to their cells, and Badman enters his, and finds his package on the bed. When he opens it, inside turns out to be some guns, grenades, tear gas, and drills. Badman checks to see if no one is around, and uses the drill to drill through the wall to the cell next to him, which Nancy is in.

Nancy: You got the package?

Badman: Yes. Here.

Badman throws some guns, ammo, and grenades into Nancy's cell and she collects them.

Badman: We break out of this joint tomorrow! Nancy: On it. Badman heads to his bed and falls asleep waiting to break out with Nancy the next day.

July 10, 2018

Badman wakes up early because he did the "old indian trick" which is drinking water before bed. He pulls his package out from underneath his bed, and grabs his share of the weapons, before laying down on the floor, and putting a gun in his hand to make it look like he shot himself. Brooklyn Guy arrives to wake up Badman, but finds him on the floor, apparently dead.

Brooklyn Guy: Well, looks like another suicide...

Brooklyn Guy enters Badman's cell, and heads to Badman's body.

Brooklyn Guy: (on his walkie talkie) Ok, fellow cops, looks like Badman shot himself. I need an employee to take him to the morgue-

Suddenly, Badman wakes up, and strikes Brooklyn Guy in the head with his gun, knocking him out. Badman proceeds to steal Brooklyn Guy's keys, exits his call which Brooklyn Guy left open, and uses the keys to open Nancy's cell, where she is still asleep.

Badman: Nancy! Wake up!

Nancy wakes up to see Badman.

Badman: It's time to get out!

Nancy: Yes!

Badman and Nancy grab their guns and head through the corridor.

Nancy: Let's let the other prisoners out! They might help us escape! Badman: Good idea!

Badman uses the keys to unlock the other inmate's cells, and they run off into other parts of the prison, triggering a riot.

Inmate: FREEDOM!!!

Brooklyn Guy wakes up to witness the chaos Badman and Nancy have done

Brooklyn Guy: (to walkie talkie) Alert! Alert! Badman and Nancy have escaped, and released all the prisoners! I need reinforcements immediately!

All the prison guards rush into the prison to stop Badman and Nancy.

Prison Guard 1: BADMAN! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! SURRENDER, AND THERE WILL BE NO TROUBLE!

Badman: Never!

Badman triggers a grenade, and throws it at a squad of guards, killing them all when it detonates.

Badman: To the cafeteria!

Badman and Nancy rush into the cafeteria, where they witness all the inmates battling the guards with both sides dying left to right.

Badman: There's the exit!

Badman and Nancy use their axes to break down the exit door, and they run into the parking lot!

Nancy: There's a car we can use!

Badman and Nancy get into the car, and Badman turns it on. Brooklyn Guy: Stop them!

All the guards shoot at Badman and Nancy, but they successfully drive away from the prison,

Brooklyn Guy: This is really bad! (to walkie talkie) Um... Chief

M&M's Chief: Yes?

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Badman and Nancy escaped prison!

M&M'S Chief: THEY WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah! They just had guns and everything!

M&M'S Chief: Well, I'm gonna start a manhunt for the two! You and your partner Simmons must look all over Florida till you find them!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, Chief! We got this!

Simmons shows up in a car.

Simmons: Hey, Brooklyn Guy! I saw those two prisoners in a police car driving along the interstate!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go get them!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons get in the car, and drive away to find Badman and Nancy.

11:30 AM

Badman: Yes! We're finally free!

Nancy: Wow! That plan of yours worked!

Badman: Well, you do know that police are eventually going to search for us in Florida, right?

Nancy Yes. Should we go into hiding before we go after Mario?

Badman: Yeah, but I got a better idea. We have to see Dr. Finkleshitz.

Nancy: How come?

Badman: You'll see.... and we're gonna stop at McDonald's for breakfast because we didn't eat since we were breaking out.

Nancy: Ok.

Badman drives to a nearby McDonald's.

Employee: Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! How can I help you?

Badman: Yes, I would like a chicken mcgriddle, with a hasbrown please, and (to Nancy) what would you like?

Nancy: I will have an Egg McMuffin.

Badman: Alright.

Badman and Nancy recieve their food, and after eating it, they drive to where Dr, Finkleshitz broadcasts his show at.

Badman: (to employee) Have you seen Dr. Finkleshitz?

Employee: He's in that room right there.

Badman: Thanks!

Badman and Nancy head to Dr. Finkleshitz's room.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Hello, and welcome! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz, and today, we will be talking about when Half Life 3 comes out, and after some analysis, we have determined that Half Life 3 will be released on- Badman and Nancy burst into the room.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Who are you?! I was just about to reveal Half Life 3's release date!

Badman: I don't think you will anytime soon!

Badman and Nancy pull out their guns and aim them at Dr. Finkleshitz.

Dr. Finkleshitz: AHH!!! Please don't kill me! You can have my money! You can even have my show!

Badman: We don't want any of that!

Dr. Finkleshitz: Then, what do you want?!

Badman: We want you to...

Badman whispers in Finkleshit'z ear.

Dr. Finkleshitz: SWEET BEANS IN A BASKET!!! I AM NOT GOING TO BUILD THAT FOR YOU!!! THAT IS PURE EVIL, AND SHOULD NEVER BE IN THE WRONG HANDS!

Badman: Well, then maybe I will blow your brains out, and write my name in your blood!

Dr. Finkleshitz: OK! OK! Fine! I will make the device!

Nancy: What is this about?

Badman: You will find out.

After a few minutes, Dr. Finkleshitz exits the invention room, with a capsule that has a button, and a keypad on it.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok! This machine will allow you to take control over who you wish as long as you type their name into this keypad!

Badman: It's perfect!

Suddenly, a gang of cops, led by Brooklyn Guy burst into the room with guns.

Brooklyn Guy: OK! BADMAN AND NANCY! WE CAUGHT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER! NOW BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING BACK TO JAIL!

Badman: Oh, I don't think so!

Badman types in something on the keypad, and pushes the button.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT ARE YOU-

Suddnely, a huge burst of energy comes out of the capsule, and spreads across all of Florida. After that, Brooklyn Guy's eyes, as well as every cop in Florida turns red.

Brooklyn Guy, Simmons, and cops: All hail, Badman...

Nancy: Oh! I get it now!

Badman: Now, I need all of you cops to hunt down Mario, and kill him.

Nancy: Also, capture Jeffy, and bring him to me!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes...

All the cops including Brooklyn Guy and Simmons leave the room to do Badman and Nancy's biddings.

Badman: Now to go to Mario's house!

Nancy: Right behind you!

Badman and Nancy get into their car and drive off.

Dr. Finkleshitz: What have I done...

At Mario's house

Rosalina: Mario, I'm glad that your leg finally healed!

Mario: Yes, and I really enjoyed our date!

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: I'll be back. I'm going to go see who it is.

Rosalina: Ok!

Mario opens the door,

Mario: Hello?

At the door is Goodman.

Goodman: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Hi, Goodman! So did you get your jobs back?

Goodman: Yes I did! I also decided to sell Walmart and Domino's Pizza back to their owners because Badman was the one who bought them.

Mario: Ok. So, what are you doing here?

Goodman: Well, I came to tell you that I am throwing a party at my mansion since I got my jobs back, and I came to ask if you want to come?

Mario: Sure! I would love to!

Goodman: Great!

Mario: Can I bring my friends?

Goodman: Sure! I will be waiting for you in my limo when you are ready!

Mario: Alright, thanks!

Mario enters the house and calls for everyone.

Bowser: What did you call us here for?

Chef Pee Pee: I was kinda cooking for Junior and his friends.

Mario: Well, do all of you want to go to Goodman's mansion for a party?

Chef Pee Pee: Sure, Mario!

Bowser: Why should I go?

Mario: Well, I recently found out that Goodman also invited Charleyyy to be at the party!

Bowser: C-c-c-c-c-Ch-a-arl-CHARLEYYY IS AT THE PARTY!!!!?????

Mario: Yes, he is there!

Bowser: Ok, I'm coming! Just let me get my son!

Mario: Ok!

A few minutes later, Mario has gathered everyone that lives in the house.

Mario: So, you guys ready to go to the party?

Everyone: YES!!!!

Mario: Ok! Let's go to Goodman's Mansion!

Everyone including Mario get into the limo, and Goodman drives them to his mansion.

An hour later

Goodman: Ok, everyone! We're here!

Bowser Junior and Jeffy: PARTY!!!!!!!!

Everyone heads to do their favorite activites in the party. Bowser Junior, Jeffy. Joseph, Cody, and Toad play in the bounce castle. Black Yoshi plays Call of Duty. Woody and Shrek binge on shrimpos, and cheesecake. Bowser hangs out with Charleyyy. Rosalina, and Mario watches Star Wars. Chef Pee Pee prepares dinner. Hansel also got into Goodman's mansion, and is being chased around by Goodman, because he was stuffing money into his pockets. Jackie Chu also showed up making chinese food. Mario also decided to invite numerous not focused SML characters, such as Chef Poo Poo, The Rat, The Pirate, Tony the Tiger, Paul the Goomba, Tanner, Patrick, and his sister Emily, Candy, King Strongbottom, Craig the Devil, Doofy the Dragon, D-Money Senior, and his son, D-Money, Atso, Screwball, his grandpa Mr. Winifred, Cody's sister Katy, Jeffy's sister Feebee, Chris the Cucumber, Principal Steinbeck, Loan Dolphin, Bully Bill, The Cat in the Hat, Margaret, and Pink Yoshi. David Winkle did come, but he was banned from the party to keep him from molesting the kids. Peach managed to sneak into the party to win Mario back, but Mario is still in love with Rosalina. Hansel offers to date her, much to Peach's disgust.

Mario: I'll be right back, Rosalina. I'm going to go get some meatballs.

Rosalina: Ok!

However, while Mario is getting meatballs, he discovers something shocking. His brother Luigi was at the party!

Mario: Luigi! Is that you?!

Luigi: Hi! Mario!

Mario: Where were you? You were gone for years!

Luigi: Well, I was travelling across all the countys in Italy. I even discovered a new pizza!

Mario: Well, I am so happy you're here!

Mama Luigi shows up.

Mama Luigi: Hey, Mario!

Mario: IS THAT MAMA LUIGI??!! I THOUGHT BOWSER KILLED HIM!

Luigi: Well, after he died, I actually put Mama Luigi's brain into a new identical body! However, because he was very retarted, it took a long time for his body to boot up.

Mario: OK. But, still, I'm glad Mama Luigi is also back! You guys want to see my wife Rosalina?

Luigi: Who's Rosalina? I thought Peach was your wife.

Mario: She was, but we broke up because I was bald.

Luigi: Right. Ok, I want to see her!

Mario: Ok! Come on!

While Jeffy is in the bounce house, Bully Bill shows up.

Bully Bill: Hey, kid! I got a suprise for you! Jeffy: Really?! What is it?

Bully Bill slams green beans into Jeffy's face.

Bully Bill: Green beans to the face!

Jeffy: (furious) I HATE GREEN BEANS!

Jeffy grabs Bully Bill, and uses him as a trampoline repeatably.

Bully Bill: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Meanwhile, back at Mario's house, Badman, and Nancy drive up to the house, and they break down the front door, and start shooting, only to realize no one is there.

Badman: Where is everybody? Nancy: I think they must've went out!

Badman: Damn... Well, what do we do before they get back?

Nancy: Well, I see their car is still in the drive way, so maybe we can shoot their tires so they won't try to drive off when we attack!

Badman: Well, that sounds like a good idea! I'm also gonna destroy the phones so they won't call for help!

Nancy: Hang on! But don't you already control the police?

Badman: Yeah, but this is the Florida Police! They could call for help from outside the country!

Nancy: Oh, right!

Badman: Well, you shoot the car, I will take out the phones!

Nancy: Got it!

Nancy runs to Mario's car and shoots all of the car tires, while Badman smashes the phones with a hammer, and uses scissors to cut the telephone's wires.

Badman: So did you shoot the car?

Nancy: Yes.

Badman: Good, I took care of the phones!

Nancy: So what do we do now?

Badman: We hide...

Badman and Nancy run to the backyard, and hide inside of Chompy's doghouse,

Nancy: Ew!!! This reeks!

Back at Goodman's mansion, the party has ended.

Goodman: So how did you like the party?

Mario: We enjoyed it!

Goodman: Ok I;m gonna take you back to your house, M'kay?

Mario: Ok!

Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy, Bowser, Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, Joseph, Cody, Toad, Black Yoshi, Shrek, Woody, Luigi, Mama Luigi, and Chef Poo Poo are driven back to the house in Goodman's limo. Goodman: We're here!

Everyone including Goodman exits the limo.

Mario: Wait! Something isn't right...

Mario notices the house's lights are off, but Mario left them on before they left.

Mario: Maybe the lights shorted out, and I have to replace them.

Suddenly, a grenade is thrown at Mario. Mario and the others run off in time before the grenade goes off, destroying Goodman's limo.

Goodman: MY LIMO!!!

Mario and the others run into the house, and when Mario tries to turn on the lights, they won't turn on.

Mario: What's going on?!!

Black Yoshi: Mario! My XBOX won't turn on!

Bowser: So is my TV! But at least I got to finally meet Charleyy.

Mario tries to call the electric company, but discovers his phone has been smashed, and when he tries to use the telephone, he notices the wires are cut.

Mario: What happened to the phones?!

Mario runs outside to call for help, thinking someone broke into their house. Mario notices Brooklyn Guy walking by.

Mario: Hey! Help! Someone broke into our house!

Brooklyn Guy turns to Mario, and much to Mario's shock, Brooklyn Guy has glowing red eyes.

Mario: What the-

Brooklyn Guy suddenly screeches, pulls out his gun, and starts shooting at Mario.

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Mario manages to run into the house the safety, and notices the entire police force coming, but they too are shooting at Mario, and eventually they start surrounding the house.

Mario: Why are all the cops trying to kill us?!

Rosalina: Mario! One of them has gotten Jeffy!

A brainwashed cop is dragging Jeffy outside.

Jeffy: LET ME GO, FAGGOT!

Mario: LET GO OF HIM!

Mario attacks the cop, but the cop throws Mario onto the floor and a bunch of knifes fall, but none hit Mario. Just as the cop is about to shoot him, Mario grabs a meat cleaver and throws it at the cop, decapitating him.

Jeffy: Daddy! You just killed that cop!

Mario: I had no choice.

Mario and Jeffy go into the living room.

Mario: Ok, Rosalina! I saved Jeffy!

Rosalina: Mario! What's happening?!

Mario: I don't know! This cop was trying to kidnap Jeffy, but I killed the cop with a knife.

Rosalina: Dang!

Suddenly, Mario and the others hear a voice echoe through the house.

Badman: Hello, Mario! Mario: How did you know my name?!

Badman: Remember when you and Goodman managed to throw me in jail?!!

Mario: Wait... That sounds familiar...

Mario and Goodman become horrified when the man walks into the room, and it is none other than Badman!

Badman: Missed me?

Mario and Goodman: BADMAN??!!!

Badman: Yes, it is me! Now, ever since I was thrown into jail, I have been months plotting my revenge, and eventually I managed to bust out of prison, so I came here to finish the job: Kill Goodman, and then... you. Mario: But why are the cops not arresting you??!!!

Badman: Well, I managed to get this device that allows me to take control of the entire Florida police force to aid me! Also, I didn't get out of prison alone! Have you met my new partner, Nancy?

Mario: Who's Nancy?

Badman: Well, she went to your house and wanted to get her child back, because he inherited a million dollar fortune from his father, and she also wants to kill you for getting her in jail!

Mario: I still don't get it...

Badman: Nancy! Come in!

Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy are horrified when Nancy enters the room, and she turns out to be Jeffy's mother.

Rosalina: WAIT! HER?!!

Jeffy: OH SHIT! NOT MY MOTHER!!!

Nancy: Hey, Jeffy! How about you come home with me? I will feed you as much chocolate cake as you please!

Jeffy: FUCK NO! YOU BARELY FEED ME ANYTHING, AND YOU ALWAYS BEAT ME! I AIN';T GOING BACK TO THAT LIFE!

Nancy: JEFFY! COME THE FUCK BACK HOME SO I CAN GET YOUR FORTUNE!!! Jeffy: NEVER!!!!!!!

Jeffy grabs a lamp and throws it at Nancy.

Nancy: OW! OH, YOU GONNA GET IT NOW!!!

Nancy pursues Jeffy around the yard, only for her to trip, and break her leg, allowing Jeffy to get away!

Nancy: GAHH! MY LEG!!!

Jeffy runs back into the house.

Badman: ENOUGH! Now Mario... I'm going to give you a choice... Give me Goodman, and I will let you and your friends go. If you don't, I will blow you goddamn brain out... You got that?!

Mario: NEVER!

Badman: You just made the wrong decision...

Badman loads his gun, and aims at Mario, only for Goodman to tackle him,

However, Badman overpowers Goodman, and shoots him in the chest.

Mario: NO!!!!

Badman: I got to go check on Nancy...

Badman exits the house, and Mario rushes to Goodman.

Goodman: He fuckin' got me! He got me square in the chest!

Mario: Goodman! You will be fine! We need to call the docter, but the phones are destroyed!

Goodman: Mario... (Gurgles on his blood) The machine...

Mario: What about the machine??

Goodman: I saw on the machine that there's a label that says the effects last until 6 AM, so when it is that time, the police might help you kill Badman...

Mario: I will do my best to stop him...

Goodman: Good.. Luck... Mario.......

Goodman dies from his wounds.

Mario: Goodman.... No...

Bowser Junior: Oh my god...

Mario: Guys... We must hide from Badman...

Meanwhile, outside the house, Badman heads to Nancy.

Badman: Ok! I just killed Goodman!

Nancy: Did you get Mario?

Badman: I dinn't...

Nancy: Well, when my leg heals in a few hours, then we can go after the rest of them!

Badman: Yes, we will... 