Jeffy and the Pig!

"Jeffy And The Pig!" is a 2018 MarioFan2009 story. Jeffy is bored and he goes outside only to find a pig wandering around. Jeffy and the pig become friends that is until a animal poacher comes...

Script


WARNING: This story may have swearing.

Jeffy is seen sleeping in bed.

Jeffy: (Wakes up) oh, hey! It's morning time! I guess I will find my daddy!

Jeffy goes to the living room.

Jeffy: Hey daddy!

Mario: Hey Jeffy. Would you like anything to eat?

Jeffy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Mario: Jeffy?

Jeffy: Oh sorry! I was just thinking...

Mario: Alright Jeffy, if you are hungry come tell me I will be downstairs.

Jeffy: Ok daddy.

Mario goes to the living room.

Jeffy: Now, what was I thinking about? Oh I know! I will go outside today!

Jeffy goes outside to take a walk.

Jeffy: Now what can I do today? I am so bored!

He then hears a grunt noise.

Jeffy: What was that? (He sees the bushes) Uhhhhh... did that sound come from there? (Jeffy goes to check the bushes) I'm scared! (Jeffy then pulls the bushes aside)

Piggie: Oink.

Jeffy: (Gasp) It's a Piggie! Hey Mr. Piggie what doing?

Piggie: Oink.

Jeffy: Would you like a ride Mr. Piggie?

Piggie: Oink.

Jeffy: Alright Mr. Piggie come follow me!

The pig follows Jeffy.

Jeffy: Alright Piggie this is my bike!

Piggie: Oink.

Jeffy: Alright lets go! (Jeffy then pushes the bike)

Piggie: Oinnnnnnnnnnnnk.

Suddenly a Poacher stalks them.

Jeffy: Isn't this fun Mr. Piggie?

His bike suddenly gets shot on the tire flattening it.

Jeffy: UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuAHHHHHHHH! My bike just died!

Poacher: Alright kid! Hand me over the pig!

Jeffy: What? Mr. Piggie?

Piggie: Oink.

Poacher: Yes! Hand it over!

Jeffy: Uhhhhh let me think about that for a second. No.

Poacher: (Shoots Jeffy on the leg)

Jeffy: OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR BITCH?!

Piggie: Oink.

Poacher: Guess I will be taking this! Thank you!

Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOO! Mr. Piggie!

Piggie: Oink.

Jeffy: I gotta save Mr. Piggie! But how? (Jeffy sees a rock) I got it!

Jeffy throws a rock at the Poacher.

Poacher: (Accidentally drops the pig) Hey! You wanna fight kid?! Square up!

Jeffy: I will square up when you square up bitch!

Piggie: Oink. (Sneaks up behind the poacher)

The Poacher punches Jeffy.

Jeffy: OW!!

Piggie: (Ties the poacher's shoelaces to a tree)

Poacher: Guess I will be seeing you kid! Ha ha!

The Poacher grabs the pig and leaves. But however, he slips.

Poacher: HEY! My shoelaces!! Ughhhh!!!

Jeffy then grabs the pig and runs away.

Poacher: HEY!! You get back here!

The tree collapses and falls on the Poacher killing him.

Jeffy: (Gasping for breath) well. Mr. Piggie I gotta go now! I will see you later!

Piggie: Oink.

Jeffy: What is that? You want to handshake?

Piggie: Oink. (Pulls out hand)

Jeffy: Ok! (Jeffy handshakes with the pig but however, the pig spins him around the throws him)

Piggie: Oink! (Walks away)

--- THE END ---

DISCLAIMER: The bike in this story is actually a bicycle. Thus this story was actually named as "Jeffy And The Piggie!" but was renamed.

Trivia

 * This marks the first and only appearances of the Poacher and the Pig. However, the Pig is confirmed to return in "The Pig's Life".