Jeffy (Meme Saga)

Jeffy is an upcoming parody of Cboyardee's Dilbert meme. It will be comprised of 3 shorts.

Transcript:
Jeffy 1

''Jeffy: Daddy, can you help me put my pooperman shirt on? I wanna wear it.''

''Mario: No Jeffy! You're not allowed to wear your pooperman shirt ANYMORE!''

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: Because every time you wear it, you poop yourself!

*Ding Dong*

''Mario: She's here! She's here!''

''Rosalina: Hey Mario! I wanted to- Mario, what is he doing?''

Jeffy: Can't find me daddy.

''Rosalina: OHHH! Where's Jeffy? Where'd he go?''

Jeffy: Ima poop mah pants, daddy. I pooped them right here underneath the couch.

* Mario starts crying. He got some Spic N Span and paper towel, cleaning the shit stain off the couch.*

* Fast foward to dinner time*

Rosalina: Mario, I can't eat this.

Mario: Why honey? It's good pizza, you've eaten pizza before.

Rosalina: Has meat on it. Im a vegetarian... about 5 minutes ago.

Mario: just eat it

Rosalina: I don't like pizza! *throws plate and it explodes on impact*

Mario: Baby! How old are you? Why'd you do that?!

* Jeffy suddenly takes out a mallet and ruins his slice, first regular speed, then sped up 2x, 3x, 4x, and then slowed down. At slowed down, Mario walks away and starts crying*

(Dilbert 2's Theme starts playing. Mario is now seen on an animated rainbow square background. He tries to fall in love with Laquita, but miserably fails as he (laquita) turns to skeleton.)

* Tito arrives and asks Mario about bussiness*