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The scene opens up showing a building called “The Pensacola Bank”. The camera heads inside and shows Bugs Bunny as a bank manager.

Bugs Bunny: “sigh” First, my career at Warner Bros. ended thanks to the cartoon studio going defunct years ago, then I find out that why my son, Boko has been stealing crops for months, and now, I have a job as a bank manager?! Man. Can this day get any worse?

Suddenly, a loud gunfire is heard as a bullet passes through Bugs’ ears.

Bugs Bunny: A carrot to my big fat mouth..

Many people panic as Rocky and Mugsy enter the bank. They head to the front and point a gun at Bugs.

Rocky: Give everything you have, right this minute or I will be feeding you off lead.

Bugs Bunny: Eh.

Bugs then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a carrot. He then munches on it.

Bugs Bunny: What’s up, doc?

Rocky: I’ll tell you what’s up, give us the money!

Bugs then points his carrot at the two.

Bugs: Stick em’ up! You’re under arrest!

Rocky then starts laughing.

Rocky: “laughs” Look Mugsy! He’s gonna shoot us with a carrot!

Rocky laughs as Mugsy smiles along. The two are then shot in the face with the carrot. As the smoke clears, Rocky and Mugsy’s faces are all grey while Rocky’s laughter slowly shimmers down. Bugs then pulls the trigger on his carrot, only for it to make a click noise.

Bugs Bunny: That’s the trouble with carrots. They’re only good once!

Later.

Rocky and Mugsy are seen being lead to a police car in handcuffs by Simmons while Brooklyn Guy is seen with Bugs Bunny outside of the bank.

Brooklyn Guy: We can’t thank you enough for stopping the infamous Rocky and Mugsy. They have been stirring up trouble ever since last week in Pensacola.

Bugs Bunny: No problem, officer! I’ve faced worse in the past!

Brooklyn Guy leaves.

Bugs Bunny: Well, it’s finally closing time!

Bugs puts a sign on the bank that says “CLOSED”. He then leaves.

A few minutes later.

Bugs Bunny is seen entering his house.

Bugs Bunny: Hey, Boko!

Boko: Hi, dad!

Lola: How was your day honey?

Bugs Bunny: Just the usual, give out the money, withdrawal, give out the money, deposit, give out the money.

Boko: Maybe you should get some rest, dad.

Bugs Bunny: True. After all, being a bank manager is hard work.

Lola: Right!

Bugs Bunny: Well, I’m going to go to bed now. See you in the morning!

Bugs Bunny heads upstairs to his room and falls asleep on his bed.

A few hours later.

Bugs Bunny suddenly wakes up when he hears loud banging noises from outside the room.

Bugs Bunny: What was that?

Bugs notices that his laptop is destroyed.

Bugs Bunny: What happened to my laptop?

Bugs opens a door which falls over.

Bugs Bunny: I really need to get that door fixed..

Bugs enters his library and is shocked to see it all wrecked.

Bugs Bunny: My library! “gasps” My prized memorial of Leon Schlesinger! Someone has no respect for him! “gasps” My clothes!

Bugs picks up a pair of torn rabbit fur.

Bugs Bunny: Who? Who could have done this?

Bugs hears somebody laughing downstairs.

Bugs Bunny: S***! It’s a home invasion!

Bugs opens a safe, takes out carrots and heads downstairs.

Bugs Bunny: Stay back! I got carrots!

Bugs enters the living room and spots Boko on top of the TV.

Bugs Bunny: Boko! What just happened?

Boko: I don’t know! Some guy just broke into the house and wrecked the place!

Bugs Bunny: Man! I hope it wasn’t Daffy! He was always annoyed by that Hunting Season joke that me and him had with Elmer Fudd!

Bugs calls Daffy Duck on his phone.

Bugs: Daffy! Where are you?

Daffy Duck: (voice) At my house trying to get some sleep! Why?

Bugs hangs up.

Daffy Duck: (voice) Hello? Hello?

Bugs Bunny: Daffy is at his house, so it’s not him! But who is it?!

The laughing is heard again.

Bugs Bunny: I think it came from the basement!

Bugs runs into the basement and heads downstairs. At the bottom, he finds the entire basement to be wrecked with books and other materials all over the floor.

Bugs Bunny: My basement! Who’s in here?! I got carrots! They can shoot straight in the face!

Bugs notices two messages on the wall, written in blood. The first message reads "Erm.." and the second reads "You will pay for ruining me, Mr. Rabbit!".

Bugs Bunny: The heck? Who wrote this-

Suddenly, Bugs is hit in the head with a baseball bat and is knocked out. Behind him is a shadowy figure with white eyes.

???: Got you now, Mr. Rabbit!

The figure grabs Bugs by the legs and drags him away..

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