Friday the 13th (InternetProblem Edition)

Friday The 13th (InternetProblem Edition) is a story InternetProblem made which was released on September 13th 2019

WARNING: Swearing, violence, and scary scenes are in this story

Synopsis
It's Friday the 13th and something can happen or can it NOT?

Script
TV Announcer: You're watching The CuldeeFell13 Show on Comedy SML

CuldeeFell13: WHAT IS UP?

InternetProblem: The football shaped

CuldeeFell13: Don't do it

InternetProblem: I wish the show was online so we can do more!

Bowser Junior: TV's dying

Woody: Yeah I don't remember this happening in a episode

Bowser Junior: Hey woody

Woody: What do you want to do?

Bowser Junior: What do you want to do?

Woody: Wanna eat out

Bowser Junior: I've been wanting Pizza Hut all day

Woody: I can take you

Bowser: DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE'S TAKING MY SON TO PIZZA HUT?

Woody: Yeah

Bowser Junior: Are we there yet?

Woody: Yes

Bowser: Finally

Woody: What pizza do you all want?

Bowser Junior: I would like a plain pizza

Bowser: Mushrooms

Woody: Hey can I have 3 pizzas one of a plain, shrimpo and mushroom pizza

Pizza Hut Worker: Alright

36 minutes later

Pizza Hut Worker: Sorry it took so long it takes a while to cook 3 pizzas

Woody: Here's the food

Bowser: Wait what is this newspaper?

Woody: It says in "KID DROWNS IN NEWSPAPER"

Bowser Junior: It says Friday September 13th 1957

Woody: That was 60 years ago

Bowser: No It's 2 months from being 60 years ago

Bowser Junior: It looks like the lake behind the house

Woody: Jesus

Police Goodman: Did I just hear someone drowned in lake mkay?

Bowser: No it was 62 years ago

Police Goodman: Oh yeah my grandad told me that

Incorrect flashback shows

Goodman's Dad: Hey dad can I go swimming in the lake?

Goodman's Grandad: NO THERE'S A MONSTER IN THERE HE'S GONNA EAT YA UP

Goodman's Dad: Ah sucks

Police Goodman: What the fuck was that mkay?

Woody: That has to be the wrong flashback

Police Goodman: Yeah

Bowser Junior: Is he dead?

Police Goodman: Mostly

Bowser: WHAT?

Police Goodman: He comes back to life every Friday the 13th killing everyone cause he's upset nobody helped him

Bowser Junior: Wait when is the next Friday the 13th?

Police Goodman: WAIT IT'S TODAY!

Bowser: No way

Police Goodman: Yeah and it almost marks 62 years since he drowned and 3 months later he started killing people

Bowser Junior: OH NO

Police Goodman: I gotta go, there's gonna be lots of murders tonight

Joseph: I heard were gonna die

Bowser Junior: No

Woody: Let's go home

Mario: This is gonna be one good meal tonight

Woody: MARIO

Mario: What Woody I'm making my dinner

Woody: Did you know that a kid drowned in a lake 62 years ago?

Mario: I don't care that was over 6 decades ago

Woody: But he comes back every Friday the 13th and today's Friday the 13th

Mario: Let me get back to cooking you probably had a dream don't worry

Joseph: Well someone's not taking you serious

Bowser Junior: You mean Woody

Joseph: Yeah but that was 6 decades ago

Bowser Junior: Yeah and I got you

Joseph: Indeed and I'm afraid of no killers

Jason comes out of the lake and knocks at the backdoor

Rosalina: Jesus who is that?

Mario: Answer the door

Rosalina: LOL it's not Halloween you are early as fuck you got like a month and 18 days haha and where is you're pumpkin and you need to go to the front door if you want some candy

Jason hold out his knife

Rosalina: Oh n***a you're really gonna kill me with that?

Jason kills Rosalina

Bowser Junior: I mean it was 60 years ago

Joseph: 62 actually

Jason comes in game room

Joseph: Junior, look

Bowser Junior: KILLER!

Joseph: I got this with my basketball skills

Joseph: WHAT IS UP BITCH READY TO CHALLENGE ME IN BASKETBALL

Jason holds up knife

Joseph: This is basketball there is no knifes here!

Bowser Junior: He's real

Joseph: Let me throw it

Bowser Junior: Fine

Joseph: Holy shit he is really good at protection, RUN

Bowser Junior: the bathroom!

Joseph: HE'S THERE

Bowser Junior: My room

Joseph: No

Bowser Junior: GET CHEF PEE PEE

Joseph: HOW DID HE GET THERE?

Bowser Junior: Just tell Chef Pee Pee!

Joseph: Alright

Bowser Junior: CHEF PEE PEE

Chef Pee Pee: What do you want Junior?

Bowser Junior: THERE IS A KILLER IN THE HOUSE PROTECT US

Chef Pee Pee: What is he afraid of?

Bowser Junior: Water

Chef Pee Pee: Here is a bottle of water, poor it on him

Bowser Junior: KILLER TAKE THIS!

Bowser Junior Opens the lid for the bottle with the water going on Jason

Jason Voorhees: AHHHH

Chef Pee Pee: It may last a few minutes though

Joseph: IT STILL WORKED THOUGH

Bowser Junior: Go upstairs!

Shrek: Donkeys what do you want?

Joseph: WE KILLED A KILLER

Shrek: Isn't that him?

Bowser Junior and Joseph: (screams)

Shrek: He has a fire proof jacket now!

Bowser Junior: Isn't water his weakness

Shrek: Here is some pee I'm sure he will not like that

Bowser Junior: OKAY DIE

Jason Voorhees: THAT WAS DISGUSTING

Shrek: Run a shower

Joseph: That will kill him

Cody: These things are weird without me

Bowser Junior: CODY

Cody: Yes by the way why are you running a shower?

Bowser Junior: There is a killer and were trying to kill him

Cody: Is it the same killer from nearly 2 years ago

Bowser Junior: Maybe, let's see who the killer is after killing him

Shrek: DIE

Mario: I thought I might come in

Jason Voorhees suffers from the water in the shower, killing him

Mario: I think he's dead

Shrek: Let's see who the killer really is!

Mario: Ugh the smell of a dead body

Jason Voorhees: I'm still alive

Jason leaves 20 minutes later

Luigi: It may be a clone

Shrek: I'll call the police

Police Goodman: Did someone say something about a dead body mkay?

Shrek: Yeah I did

Police Goodman: I'll look around the house

20 minutes later

Police Goodman: There is no dead body

Luigi: Then he's still there

Then it shows the lake at piece and the story ends