The Golden Age of MarioFan2009 Entertainment Volume 4: Stories Rise Up



Well, here's another collection of my stories made by me! This one's not long as my previous one though. However, enjoy it!



WARNING: The story may have some swearing it.

Badman is seen in his office room writing down on a piece of paper.

A person comes into the room.

???: Yes, you asked for me?

Badman: Yeah I did. Anyways, I want you to destroy some buildings, everything you see. Heart Head will guide you.

???: Ok!

The mysterious person leaves the room as Badman continues writing.

The screen then cuts to black.

Next morning...

It shows Frida's house.

Inside, Volts is seen sleeping on the couch.

Rush, Yankee and Mug come in.

Rush: Volts my pal! Wake up!

Volts then wakes up.

Volts: Huh?

Yankee: Frida is taking us somewhere to eat!

Mug: Yeah, wanna come?

Volts: To eat? Count me in guys! Where are we going?

Rush: She said something along the lines of Mc and Donald's.

Volts: Hey! I think I may have seen that place somewhere before...

Yankee: You "think"?

Volts: Yeah!

Frida then comes into the living room.

Frida: You guys ready?

Mug: Sure am!

Frida: Well come on! Let's get going!

The five leaves the house and enter Frida's car.

Inside, Frida is seen driving while the four robots are singing.

Volts, Rush, Yankee and Mug: 🎵Ohhhhhhhhhh she's a jolly good fellow oh she's a jolly good fellow oh she's a jolly good felloooooooooow... SURE SHE IS!🎵

Frida: Can you four please stop singing? It is irritating.

Volts: Sorry!

Rush: It was just a song for you...

Frida: Well, it is annoying!

Rush's face turns from happy to sad.

Yankee: Alright then...

Frida: We are here!

Mug: OH BOY!

It then shows the McDonald's restaurant.

Volts: I saw this on TV once! I can't wait to see the inside!

Rush: Yeah! Me too!

Frida then parks the car.

Frida: Alright everyone! Let's go!

Robots: YIPEEEE!!

They get out in excitement while the mystery person is seen near a bush.

Once his face is revealed, he shown with a grey face, no mouth and white eyes. ???: This is gonna be fun! (Breaks the fourth wall) Just call me Heckler the bomber...

Heckler is seen going around a corner with a time bomb in his hands.

He is then heard getting signals from Heart Head.

Heart Head: Alright, you know your planning right?

Heckler: Correct mate!

Heart Head: Just do what you gotta do...

He then turns the mike off.

Heart Head: Sunny Funny, please forgive me for this but I always gotta live up my villainy...

Heckler: Imma save this for later! I gotta use dynamite first! Haha!

He is seen walking around a corner.

It cuts back to Volts, Yankee, Rush and Mug eating McDonald's food in the said restaurant.

Volts: God! These burgers are scrumptious!

Rush: Agreed!

Frida then comes to them.

Frida: Anything else you'd like?

Yankee: One cheeseburger, hold the onions!

Frida: Ok!

She then leaves to get Yankee's order for him.

Mug: I gotta spill oil. Where is the bathroom?

Volts: To your left. Also, don't send too much information dude! Disgusting!

Yankee: Yeah!

Mug: Sorry!

Mug leaves the use the washroom.

Rush: We should come here more often.

Volts: Can't agree more!

Frida is seen coming back with a cheeseburger.

Frida: Here you go!

Yankee: Thank you mam!

Rush: Tf?

Frida then sits down with the robots.

Volts: Why don't we come here often?

Frida: Well if you'd like, we'd come here every Friday!

Rush: Sounds like a plan!

Frida: Where is the orange one?

Yankee: You mean Mug? He left to use the bathroom.

Frida: Oh, ok!

It cuts back to Heckler placing dynamite near Sunny Funny's house.

He lights up the line and leaves.

Heckler: Muhahaha!

A large explosion is heard and Sunny's house is blown to shreds.

Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof, Mouse, Azaz, Sunny Funny, Skulldozer and Zulzo are seen in the destroyed house.

Buckaroo: What the fuck happened?!

AsphaltianOof: I don't know...

Sunny Funny: MY HOUSE?! WHO DID THIS?!

Mouse: I hope the cheese is ok!

Skulldozer: The TV is destroyed!

Zulzo: Well, where are we gonna stay now?

Azaz: How about we go to your department store?

Zulzo: Oh yeah! I forgot about that!

Mouse: By the way, where is Heart Head?

Buckaroo: He said he was taking the day off.

AsphaltianOof: Hmm, explains a lot...

The next scene shows Heckler going to the McDonald's restaurant where Volts, Mug, Rush, Yankee and Frida are at.

Heckler: Survival from damage! Muhahahahaha!

He is seen placing multiple fire crackers and dynamites on the restaurant, lights the lines and runs off.

The place explodes killing everyone except the four robots and Frida.

Frida: WHAT THE HELL?!

Volts: What happened??

Mug is seen coming back from the bathroom.

Mug: Umm... what just happened?

Yankee: We don't know!

The news on the TV which is hanging from a broken ceiling is seen.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A mad man is seen going through the city and destroying other people's property. If you ever see any suspicious characters, report to the police immediately! More updates shall come soon.

Rush: So that is what just happened!

Frida: I hope he does not come NEAR me at all. I will kill him!

The screen then fades to black and goes to the next scene.

The next scene shows Heckler going on a bombing rampage while news articles are seen.

It then shows Jeffy reading a news article that says "MAD BOMBER AT LOOSE!".

Jeffy: Huh! Yeah right! If that bomber tries to kill me, he will get a knuckle sandwich! Nobody fucks with Jeffy!

The news is seen on Mario's TV.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! The bomber is still currently at large. They have currently destroyed 50+ buildings in the town of Pensacola. Nobody knows who this person is but they are sincerely a menace to society! More news as it develops.

Masked Menace is seen watching his TV.

Masked Menace: What?! A mystery person at loose?! Who could be so mysterious than me?!

It then transitions to Zulzo's Department Store.

Zulzo: (Sigh) When is the bomber ever gonna get caught.

Buckaroo pops out of the tables.

Buckaroo: That is what I have been wondering my fellow zombie friend!

Zulzo: Buckaroo, go serve some cashiers at the front desk. AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Mouse, be sure to keep an eye on the bomber PLEASE.

AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Buckaroo and Mouse: Okey dokey!

The four go off and do their jobs as told.

Heart Head is seen entering the shop.

Skulldozer: Look! It's Heartie!

AsphaltianOof: Hey Heart Head ol man!

Heart Head: Hi! Is there any drinks around here?

Azaz: Sure are!

Mouse: Go to your left!

Buckaroo: You might find them at the corner.

Heart Head: Gee, than--

His small walkie talkie is heard beeping.

Heart Head: Oh shit, I will be right back!

He runs off to a bathroom and is heard talking to Heckler.

Zulzo: Huh, what's up with him?

Sunny Funny then comes to the front.

Sunny Funny: Hi guys.

Skulldozer: Hey Sunny!

The screen then cuts to Mario's house while Mario is seen panicking waiting for the bomber.

Heckler is seen right at the left of the house.

Heckler: Now... to use my special time bomb!

He laughs evilly while placing the bomb.

Jeffy however hears the ticking from outside.

Jeffy: What is that noise?

He decides to go outside and check.

Heckler is seen hiding in a bush waiting for the bomb to explode.

Heckler: Muhahahahaha!

Jeffy is seen coming outside and he sees the time bomb.

Jeffy: Oh wow! Somebody left this here... I wonder who's it is...

He goes around to check for the person who left said bomb.

Jeffy: Hmmmm...

He suddenly sees some clothing in a bush.

Jeffy: Ahhh, I think there must be someone in there.

He goes to the bush to find Heckler.

Jeffy: Hey mister, I think you left something at our doorstep. Here!

He gives him the time bomb.

Heckler: Gee, thanks!

Jeffy: Anytime!

He leaves the bush.

Suddenly, Heckler shocked notices the bomb and screams.

Heckler: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SHIT!!

He quickly runs to Jeffy and gives him the bomb.

Heckler: Here kid! This is for you!!

He runs off in a rush looking for a place to hide.

Jeffy: Wait mister! Why are you giving this to me?

Heckler: STAY AWAY DAMNIT!!

He continues to run away from Jeffy.

Jeffy: Wait!

Heckler is seen in a corner as Jeffy closes up on him.

Heckler: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!

Jeffy: But why?

The timer on the bomb runs out and nothing even happens.

Shocked, Heckler grabs the bomb in anger.

Heckler: OOOOOOOO I KNEW IT!! THESE GOD DARN BOMBS NEVER WORK!! NEVER EVER EVER THEY DO!! NEVER!!!

He throws the bomb on the floor in anger and it suddenly explodes killing him.

As the smoke clears, Heckler's ghost is seen in the sky jumping up and down in excitement.

Heckler: YES!!! FINALLY IT WORKED!!! WOO HOO!! YIPEEE!!! AH HAHAHAHA!!

He then halts in a pause and faints on to the ground while it irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with showing a beautiful scene of blue birds.

Narrator: Every year in Pensacola, in March, these blue birds you see are Swallows. They always come here in March for a break to stay put in.

The birds are seen flying straight forward.

Narrator: The birds would often try to build nests or find one to stay as like in a hotel!

It then shows one Swallow bird struggling to find a nest.

Narrator: Well, ain't this cute fella having troubles...

The bird is seen going around only to see signs on nests that say "NO VACANCY".

Buckaroo is seen looking at the bird with malicious intent.

Buckaroo: Hmmm... I haven't eaten since morning ever since I decided to go out for a walk... I am very hungry right now!

The bird is seen still looking for a nest.

Buckaroo: I think I have an idea!

He is seen walking off and comes back with a nest.

Buckaroo: Heh heh, this is gonna be great!

He puts the nest near a fence and puts his mouth into it while hiding in a hole.

While still looking for a place, he finally sees Buckaroo's trap and gets excited.

The swallow bird goes to the nest but suddenly, he sees Buckaroo's teeth now knowing it is a booby trap.

He gets the idea to set up a dynamite on the trap.

Once doing so, he lights up the line and Buckaroo eats the dynamite.

A large explosion is heard and Buckaroo is seen pulling his head out with a briefly destroyed hat.

Buckaroo: (Breaks the fourth wall) I did not know they where that spicy... (burp)

The next scene shows the swallow in the nest relaxing.

Buckaroo is seen sneaking up on it.

The swallow is aware of this and puts a bear trap into the nest.

He quickly flies off as Buckaroo is seen closing up on the nest.

As soon as he reaches his hand in, a loud snap is heard.

Buckaroo: AHHHHHHOWWWWWWW!!!

He pulls his hand out and a bear trap is seen on it.

Buckaroo: Ohhhhh the humiliation!!

He pulls the bear trap off and is seen thinking of his next approach while it fades to black.

The next scene shows the swallow on a roof top.

Buckaroo is seen with a large stick about to jump to get the bird.

Not knowing there was a hole in the ground, he fails and falls on the ground.

Buckaroo: Hmm, should have watched that Lou Lou...

He is seen making a second attempt but this time, the hole is covered up.

He successfully manages to get on the roof.

Buckaroo: Now I gotcha!

The swallow however, gives him a bowling ball.

Buckaroo: Ahh crap...

He is seen sliding down and a large crash is heard.

When the smoke clears, a hole is seen and Buckaroo comes out throwing the bowling ball.

Buckaroo: (Breaks the fourth wall) I ain't hurt, I'm totally fine!

A headache grows on his head.

The next scene shows him chasing the bird with a net.

However, coming to a dead end, he pauses on a lefty tilted pole trying to balance.

The swallow puts a brick in the net causing him to fall to the ground.

Another scene shows the swallow painting a statue of a bird just like him.

Dragging it, he sees Buckaroo, tilts the statue to it's normal state and hides.

Buckaroo sees the statue and mistakes it for the bird.

Buckaroo: AH HA!

He jumps onto it and swallows it whole.

The swallow is seen with a magnet and uses it causing Buckaroo to be dragged by his own will.

Buckaroo: Oh crap! What's going on??

He is then taken to the statue where he is seen stuck on it.

The next scene shows the swallow bird on a wire while Buckaroo is trying to get it to come towards him.

He swallow refuses and his face grows shocked.

It shows Buckaroo with wood wings.

The bird being so smart turns on a fan quickly.

Buckaroo is seen about to jump but the fan's force causes him to fall off the cliff while the scene quickly transitions.

He is seen holding a rifle in his hands and climbs up a ladder.

While targeting directly at the bird, he fires his rifle.

This however, causes the ladder to go back and fourth multiple times.

The scene transitions to him chasing the bird trying to catch it with his hands.

He goes inside a bell during the chase and the swallow bird hits the bell with a hammer causing Buckaroo to be shaken up.

The next scene shows Buckaroo wearing a costume which can make him fly.

However, the bird attacks a rope to his waist without letting him notice.

He goes on a ladder and the swallow bird is seen waiting for him.

He is about to run and jump but is dragged by the rope and into a water well.

Generous however, the bird gets him out of the water well as he is seen soaked up.

The next scene shows Buckaroo putting an electric trap while placing corn.

The swallow whistles and it show shim near the switch.

Buckaroo attempts to run off but he is stopped by the electricity shocking him.

The corn blows up into popcorn while the scene goes to the next one.

Little old bird finally found a nest that is up for rent and he jumps into it.

Buckaroo however is seen smiling.

Buckaroo: Muhahahahaha!

When he pulls off the nest, it shows the swallow trapped by his feet in fly paper!

He then grabs the fly paper from the bottom ready to eat the bird.

Suddenly however, the place darkens up.

When Buckaroo looks up, hundreds if not thousands of swallow birds are seen.

Buckaroo: Ohhhh shit...

The birds target at him.

Buckaroo: UH OH!!

He runs off as the birds attempt to attack him.

It shows him being poked around by the birds like attack helicopters.

It even shows one placing tacks all over the floor making Buckaroo step on them while he is running in a panic screaming.

The swallows drop light bulbs on him like bombs and he trips over a very small brick wall.

They grabs him and throw him onto the ground and a disaster is seen with trees and bushes.

Buckaroo is seen unharmed but a little bit hurt while lying on a sign that says "YOU ARE NOW LEAVING PENSACOLA".

He then snaps out of it and bangs his head with his hands.

Buckaroo: I CAME HERE TO GET A SWALLOW AND I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET A SWALLOW!!

To his right, he is seen surprised and thirsty for some reason.

It then shows a sign saying "SWALLOWS FOR SALE! 50 CENTS".

He runs off and the scene follows him.

It actually shows a bar tender shop as Buckaroo is seen drinking a "SWALLOW".

He then gets drunken up unable to stand. He eventually however straightens up.

Then, he is seen walking around drugged.

Buckaroo: 🎵 When the swallows come baaaack... (hiccup) get a swallow... (hiccup) La da dee (hiccup) la da da la de ya daaaaaa! (hiccup)🎵

It shows him walking around to see signs that say "PENSACOLA SPEED LIMITS" and "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING PENSACOLA".

It irises out on him while he is leaving Pensacola drunken out.





WARNING: The story might have some swearing in it.

NOTICE: The story takes place after "The Firestar Arc!".

Ice Man, Ink Brute, Spider-Man, Murder Man, Murder Man X, Firestar and Mega Maid are seen thinking about their next plan.

Murder Man: (Sigh) What do we do guys?

Ink Brute: How about another bank heist?

Murder Man X: Naaahhh mate, I rather get my mind off of recent events.

Spider-Man: Vandalism on buildings maybe?

Firestar: We done that quite a bunch of times.

Murder Man: Hmmm...

Mega Maid: Ah ha! Guys! Let's do something new!

Spider-Man: Like what?

Ink Brute: Yeah.

Mega Maid: Hmmm...

He suddenly gets an idea.

Mega Maid: Instead of robbing banks for money, how about we do people?

Murder Man X: Splendid idea! But how?

Mega Maid: How about we send them death threats?

Firestar: Cool! But how and what examples?

Spider-Man: Well that's one thing. How about we knocking on people's doors and leave a piece of paper on the ground that says a certain thing about destroying their property or killing them?

Murder Man: Nice! I love where this is heading!

Ink Brute: Let's do that then!

Murder Man X: But what house do we go for first?

Firestar: Let's try Mario's!

Ice Man: Nice thinking!

Mega Maid: Ok!

9:45 PM...

Mega Maid, Murder Man, Murder Man X, Ice Man, Firestar, Ink Brute and Spider-Man are seen in a bush hiding.

Ice Man: Ok, so I just need to place the paper at the front door right?

Ink Brute: Correct!

Firestar: Now get a move on!

Ice Man: Alright!

Ice Man then approaches Mario's house, knocks on the door and hides with the rest.

Mario eventually comes to door and sees the note.

Mario: What's this?

He picks up the note and reads it.

The note reads "DEAR MARIO, YOU HAVE ONLY ONE DAY TO PAY OFF 50 DOLLARS TO US. SIGNED - THE VILLAINS".

Mario: Haha! Pay off 50 dollars! (Laughs more)

Ink Brute sees this and throws a paper airplane at his head.

Mario: What the?

He unfolds to paper to see a note that says: "WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?".

Mario: Umm...

He then sees Ice Man in the distance threatening to slit his throat.

Mario: AHH!!

He quickly runs inside, grabs some cash and throws it off and the doorstep while closing the door.

Mega Maid: Bingo! My plan works!

Murder Man: Noice!

Murder Man X: Now let's get some more people like this!

It then shows montage of people being threatened. (Hence: Sunny Funny, Rh390110478, Brooklyn T. Guy, CuldeeFell13, etc.)

Next morning...

Firestar, Ice Man, Mega Maid, Murder Man, Murder Man X, Spider-Man and Ink Brute are seen with a crap ton of money in their hide.

Spider-Man: Gee! It sure feels good to be wealthy like this!

Firestar: Agreed!

Mega Maid: Wanna do it again?

Ink Brute: Yes!

Ice Man: I call dibs!

Murder Man X: Me too!

Murder Man: Agreed!

The seven then go outside to look for another house.

It then shows Frida's house.

Ice Man: I choose this one!

Murder Man X: Splendid choice!

They then sneak around in a bush.

Ice Man: Who's gonna take the note this time?

Spider-Man: Try me!

Mega Maid: Ok!

Ink Brute: Go to it!

Spider-Man then approaches the house, drops the note and knocks on the door.

He then runs back to the bush smiling.

Firestar: This is going so amazing so far!

Ice Man: Can't agree more!

Frida then comes to the door and reads the note.

She however, gets angered at this.

Frida: Who the hell sent me this?!

Ink Brute: Umm...

Frida then destroys the note up and throws it away.

Murder Man X: Dafuq?

Murder Man: She was supposed to be threatened...

Mega Maid: Yeah...

She then goes back inside her house and closes the door.

Firestar: I think we need to try that again...

Ice Man: Yeah.

Murder Man: I'll go this time.

Murder Man X: Do so brother!

Ink Brute: Yeah.

Murder Man goes to the house and drops off a note while knocking on the door.

He then hides in the bush.

Frida answers the door and sees another note on the floor.

It says: "WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?".

She destroys the note as well and throws it away.

Ice Man: What the fuck?!

Spider-Man: What's going on...

Firestar: Maybe one more try?

Murder Man X: I'll do it...

He grabs another piece of paper and goes to the front door.

However, when he knocks on the door, Frida instantly answers it.

Frida: AH HA! SO YOUR THE LITTLE--

Murder Man X: OHH SHIT!!

He attempts to run away but is instantly grabbed by the second.

Murder Man X: SPIDER MAN!! FIRESTAR!! MEGA MAID!! HELP MEEEE!!

The rest of the six respond to the noise and look in terror as Murder Man X is brutally beaten up.

Murder Man: BROTHER!!

Mega Maid: Oh crap!

Murder Man X: SHE'S ON MY ASS!! HELP ME DAMNIT!!

Ice Man: Stay still X! I'm coming!

Frida sees him coming to save Murder Man X and she zaps him with her goggles turning him into water.

Firestar: We gotta run.

Ink Brute: Yeah, good idea!

The five run away as Murder Man X is seen getting his ass kicked.

While running off, they look behind them to see Frida.

Mega Maid: Run bitch! RUUNNN!!

Murder Man: Fucking hell! I regret this decision!

Suddenly, Murder Man is zap by Frida's goggles.

Murder Man: AAAAHHHHOOOOWWWW!!

Ink Brute: WE ARE SO TOAST!!

Firestar: KEEP GOING!!

They run as fast as their legs can carry them.

The four hide in a bush.

Spider-Man: Whew... away from that psychopath of a woman...

Suddenly, he is grabbed and loud beating noises are heard.

Spider-Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mega Maid: SHIT!!

Ink Brute: She's on our tails!!

Firestar: GET GOING!!

The four run off out of the bush.

Frida: You are not going anywhere.

She drops Spider-Man on the ground.

The rest of the villains safely make it to their hide.

Ink Brute: Well, we made it out of there safely...

Mega Maid: I'm not going back there again.

Firestar: Agreed!

Suddenly, Frida appears right behind them.

Frida: Forgetting something?

Ink Brute: OH SHIT!

Mega Maid: RUN!!

The three attempt to run but are immediately stopped.

It then goes outside of the hide while beating noises are heard.

The scene then fades to black.

The next scene shows Murder Man, Murder Man X, Firestar, Spider-Man, Mega Maid and Ink Brute pinned against a wall.

Spider-Man: Ohhh, where are we?

Murder Man: We got pinned to a wall damnit.

Firestar: What is this place anyhow??

A shadow then comes into the room with a chainsaw.

???: Hello there.

Mega Maid: Who's there?!

Ink Brute: Ohhh noo... not him... ANYONE BUT HIM!!

It then shows AsphaltianOof with a chainsaw and Frida to his left.

AsphaltianOof: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The screen quickly cuts to black.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

4:50 PM...

It starts off with showing the Veggiecorp building.

Onion Cream is inside planning his next attack.

Vandal Clown then comes in.

Vandal Clown: Hey Onion Cream, when are we gonna take over the world?

Onion Cream: Quiet Clown! Can't you see I'm thinking?

Vandal Clown: But we need a plan now Onion.

Onion Cream: You see, a new company has just opened up called "Sockpuppet Industries". It is working on the bots right now!

Vandal Clown: Oh good! Can't wait.

6:39 PM...

Vandal Clown comes in.

Vandal Clown: Onion Cream, SquidwardPepe just made our socks. Now what do we do?

Onion Cream: Perfect! Now tonight we are gonna attack! Be sure to get everything ready.

Vandal Clown: Sure thing!

He leaves the office.

It then shows the Wiki Vandals working on the Sockpuppets.

Vandal Clown: Keep it going buddies. We ain't got all day you know!

Syria Bird: (Arabic gibberish)

KranyKangaroo: We are trying as hard as we can!

Vandal Clown: Well try harder!

The Vandal-Saurus Rex: (Sigh)

7:45 PM...

Vandal Clown 4: Whew, well... we finally got it done didn't we?

Brazilian Bird: (Gibberish)

Vandal Clown: Imma go talk to the boss now!

He leaves the machine room and goes to the office.

Vandal Clown: Hey boosss!

Onion Cream: What now?

Vandal Clown: The machines finished making Sockpuppets!

Onion Cream: Perfect! Now wait for the right time and we shall attack!

Vandal Clown: Ok!

He leaves the office again.

At midnight...

Vandal Clown: How about now?

Onion Cream: (Sigh) Fine! Have it your way. Start the attack.

Vandal Clown: Yay!

Onion Cream then turns on the intercom.

Onion Cream: Attention wiki trolls, we are planning a attack at the SML Wiki Headquarters. Please steady up the Sockpuppets and get going fast!

Droaxbyhoax: Alright!

Vandal Clown 2: Got it!

The trolls then start loading up trucks with Sockpuppets.

A few hours later...

They arrive at the SML Wiki Headquarters.

Onion Cream: Alright! Release the load!

Vandal Clown 3: Ok boss!

He pulls a lever and Sockpuppets come out screaming.

Sockpuppets: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!

They rush into the headquarters.

It then shows them inside and are causing mass destruction to the place.

Sockpuppets: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!

They rip off portraits, destroy and eat up the pages and break the walls.

Vandal Clown 5: Boy this is so funny!

SquidwardPepe: I agree!

Vandal Clown 6: We gotta do this more often!

Sockpuppets: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!

They come out of the headquarters and head to the trucks screaming.

Onion Cream: Alright, let's get going fast!

Vandal Clown: Gotcha!

The truck drives off with a boost.

The next morning...

Trikkiboy is seen entering the headquarters.

Trikkiboy: (Sigh) Another day another-

He then sees the place all destroyed.

Trikkiboy: Wh- WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT HAPPENED OVER HERE?!

It then shows graffiti saying "SOCKPUPPETS WERE HERE" and "MASKED MENACE RULES!".

Trikkiboy: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?!

He then sees pictures, desks and walls destroyed to pieces.

Trikkiboy: UGGHH!! NOW I HAVE TO REVERT ALL OF THIS!!

In the evening...

The news is seen coming on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Yet another recent attack by the Wiki Vandals has been made again. This time, they destroyed the whole entire place using Sockpuppets which ruined the whole furniture and design. Onion Cream is likely to be responsible of this case. Police and admins are investigating this right now.

Rh390110478: Again?! When will they ever give up?! Guess I need to teach them a lesson once again...

He goes to the bathroom and locks the door.

He then comes out in his Vandal Buster costume.

Vandal Buster: Well, another day for the Vandal Buster!

The screen cuts to black.

The next scene shows the Veggiecorp building.

Onion Cream is seen writing down on a paper in his office.

Vandal Clown then comes in.

Vandal Clown: Are we doing the same thing we did yesterday?

Onion Cream: Yep! That was funny as fuck! I can't wait to see it happen again! Those Moose Fucks deserved it!

Vandal Clown: Alright then! I'll let everyone on notic

Onion Cream: Ok then!

Vandal Clown leaves the office.

At midnight... (again)

It shows the trucks being loaded up with Sockpuppets.

Vandal Clown 7: Boy this is gonna be hilarious!

Vandal Clown 8: I agree!

Droaxbyhoax: It serves those retards right!

The Vandal Buster however is seeing them from the view looking at their plans.

He releases a bomb which kills Vandal Clown 6 and 7.

Droaxbyhoax: What the fuck?!

KrankyKangaroo: What the hell happened?!

SquidwardPepe: Guys! What's the hold up for?

Droaxbyhoax: Vandal Clown 6 and Vandal Clown 7 exploded!

SquidwardPepe: What?!

Vandal Buster then comes in.

Droaxbyhoax: Not this piece of shit again!

Vandal Buster: You guys know better than to destroy the headquarters.

KrankyKangaroo: OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!!

The three attempt to run away but are grabbed by spears.

SquidwardPepe: FUCK!!

He then ties up the three.

Vandal Buster: Alright, that's five down.

Vandal Clown: Guys! Why isn't the truck movi--

He then sees the Vandal Buster.

Vandal Clown: YOU AGAIN?! ONION CREAM!!

Onion Cream: What is it?

Vandal Clown: THE VANDAL BUSTER IS HERE!! RELEASE THE PUPPETS ON HIM!!

Onion Cream: What?! Thanks for letting me know! I'll do so right now!

He pulls the lever on the truck.

Sockpuppets then comes out screaming.

Sockpuppets: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!

Vandal Buster: Oh no...

The Sockpuppets surround TVB.

Sockpuppets: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!

The Vandal Buster then releases a bomb which explodes the bots.

Onion Cream: FUCK!!

Vandal Buster: This shall be the biggest mistake of your lives.

Vandal Clown: RUN DAMNIT!!!

The two attempt to run off and hide in the Veggiecorp.

Vandal Buster: Not on my watch...

He then breaks part of the building causing it to collapse killing everyone inside excluding Onion Cream and Vandal Clown.

Vandal Clown: NOOOOO!! OUR PRECIOUS BUILDING!!!

Onion Cream: You will pay for this!

Vandal Buster: Correction: YOU will pay for everything.

He then slowly approaches the two while the screen cuts to black.

The next scene shows Onion Cream and Vandal Clown in prison.

Vandal Clown: Fuck, we failed again...

Onion Cream: I hate my life!

???: What's up fresh meat?

Onion Cream: Huh?

The two turn around the to their surprise. It is...

Bubbles: You two looking fine tonight. Heh heh!

Vandal Clown: Well, I'm into him!

Onion Cream punches Vandal Clown in the face.

It irises out on Onion Cream.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story does not have swearing in it.

It starts off with showing a prison like building.

A shadow suddenly appears behind the wall.

It slowly walks away from the prison and into some boxes.

The shadowy figure then goes to a pile of trash hiding.

For some reason, it can dig and gets out of the prison and gets behind a wall.

Suddenly, a light flashes on it and it turns out to be a grey dog. Behind him is a sign that says "CITY DOG POUND".

The alarm sounds and the dog is seen running off while the light is keeping contact with him.

He is seen hiding behind a wall while the is looking for him.

Suddenly, a dog catcher car is seen driving by and the dog gets shocked looking at this.

Near by, he sees a car and quickly hides into it before the dog catchers find him.

The dog is seen terrified in a blanket while a brown dog looks at him.

???: Well if it ain't Rags McRutt! (Fourth wall break) I never forget a face. Hey how ya doin buddy? Not so well heh?

Rags McRutt: Ehh? What is it Charles

Charles: You should get a owner like me! And then your problems just fade away.

Rags McRutt: Really? But I don't know if that would work...

Charles: Ohhh it's easy! Humans are suckers for dogs! You just gotta give them the old cute face!

He then makes a cute expression.

Charles: See?

Rags McRutt: But how did you get here the first place?

Charles: Well, you see. I was a lonely hound at the time.

It then turns into a flashback.

Charles: I mostly roam around backyards and alley ways. I was never adopted or so

Rags McRutt: Eh huh.

Charles: So, then this one day, I found the owner of my dreams!

It then shows Charles the dog going around in trash bins looking for food.

Suddenly, he hears dish washing from a house.

Charles: What is that?

He goes to check a window of a house.

It shows Frida inside the house washing dishes.

Charles: Woah! She's magnificent! I wish I was her pet pooch! Hmmm...

He starts to think how he can get Frida's attention.

He suddenly gets an idea.

Charles: I got it!

He then goes to the front door and knocks on it.

Frida: I wonder who that could be?

She goes to answer the door only to find Charles at her doorstep.

Charles: Greetings my fellow human friend. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Charles.

Frida: Umm...

Charles: I am a brown dog who is homeless. All I do every single day is go around looking in trash for food. So it would be gladly appreciated if I'd be your pet and you can my master!

Frida: ...

Charles: Well don't be a downer, I can sense stuff from miles away! THERE'S MASKED MENACE STALKING YOU!!

Frida: Huh??

She then sees Masked Menace looking through a window.

Masked Menace: Oh crap!

He quickly gets out of sight.

Frida: What's up with him?

Charles: I can also do tricks! Like playing dead!

He then lies straight on the ground with a open mouth.

Frida however is seen grabbing him by his tail.

She then throws him out.

Frida: I don't even need a dog...

She closes the door shut.

Frida: Crazed pooch... (sigh)

Suddenly, a door knock is heard.

Frida: Who could that be?

She opens the door to Charles again.

Charles: Oh come on! Are you sure you don't want a dog?

Frida: Nope!

Charles: I can sniff out intruders! Like over here!

He leaves the place and Frida closes the door.

Frida: Forget him...

Another door knock is heard.

Frida: Now what?!

She opens the door to Grodo the white cat who's holding a black eyed Charles.

Grodo: Does this belong to you?

He kicks Charles into her house while Frida looks in shock.

Charles: Eh... guess I am not to good for cat catching.

Frida: Enough! Get out!

Charles: Me?

Frida: Yes! Out now!

Charles: Ok!

He then goes to the door like a soldier.

He then pauses for a minute.

Charles: Uhh... no...

Frida: WHY YOU--

She then kicks him out of the house and closes the door.

Frida is seen dusting her hands while the scene transitions to the next one.

She is seen cooking breakfast.

Frida: (Sigh) I wonder how Rh390110478 and MarioFan2009 are doing on their stories.

Charles the dog is seen entering through a open window.

Charles: Hey there woman! Let me help you with the breakfast.

He then grabs frying pan and does the work for her.

Frida: Oh uh, gee, thanks... I guess.

Charles: No mention to it!

Frida: Guess I will wash the dishes then.

She is seen washing dishes with a towel.

Charles: Ayy, let me help you with that!

He grabs the dishes while he is seen holding the frying pan with his foot.

Frida: Thanks! Gosh what a nice dog.

She is seen going upstairs and to her bedroom.

Frida: I guess I will relax a little. I have been working hard today.

She grabs a newspaper and starts reading it.

Charles the dog then comes in.

Charles: Hey! Can I get to be your pet now?

Frida: Let's see...

She flips a coin and it lands on tails.

Frida: Nope.

Charles: But why?

Frida: I don't know, I don't need a dog right now.

Charles: But I have a ton of abilities!

Frida: Don't care. Please leave. Go home to your mother or something.

Charles: Fine!

He then leaves the bedroom and the door slams shut.

Suddenly, it opens again and Charles is seen.

Charles: Mother wasn't home!

Frida: Alright! That settles it!

She grabs Charles the dog.

Charles: Hey! Where are we going to? A dog house?

Frida: Mayb-- wait... what did you say?

Charles: I said, are we going to a dog house?

Frida: Hmmm...

She then gets an idea.

Frida: Yes we are.

Charles: Ohhh goody goody! I get to live in a dog house I get to live in a dog house!

Frida: Come on! Let's take you there.

Charles: Ohhhh goody goody!!

It then shows Frida with a dog house with Charles.

Frida: Here you are!

Charles: Thanks! It's pretty.

Frida: No mention in it!

He then enters the dog house.

Then, it shows Frida folding up the dog house like a paper.

Frida: Foolish dog.

She then puts the paper ball into a shipping bag.

Quickly, she hands it into a mail delivery box.

Frida: Well, I am finally rid of him.

She goes back to her house in relief.

The screen then fades to black while going to the next one.

It shows Frida about to enter her living room but then gets a shocked look on her face.

It shows a shipping box that says country names such as: Italy, Sweden, Australia, Russia, Canada, France, Syria, India, Mexico, Chile, etc.

Charles (Australian accent): Oi ya there nippa!

He then slowly comes to Frida.

Charles: Ohh the places I've been the things I've seen! Kewwwl! The most extraordinary animals you will ever see! Take the kangaroo. He has a big patch in it's front and carries it's young nipper in it.

He then leaves the screen for a second and then it show him using Frida in his front for the example.

Charles: And he hops around like a blooming jumping jack! Hippety hoppety hoppety hoppety hoppety!

The screen fades to black.

It then goes to the current timeline.

Charles: And so, day in and day out. But.

He sniffs on a yellow flower.

Charles: Here I am.

It shows Frida entering the car.

The scene then shows the two being YEETED (pun!) out of the car.

Frida: AND STAY OUT!! How many times must I tell you: I DON'T WANT A DOG!!

She then drives off in anger.

Charles: AH HA HA!! That's what I love about her! Always gagging and joshing! Ha ha! What a card!

He then zips off.

Charles: Hey! (Whistles) wait for baby!

It then shows him chasing after the car.

Charles: Hey! (Whistles) wait for baby! Hey! (Whistles)

Rags McRutt looks at this.

Rags McRutt: (Breaks the fourth wall) If that's what you gotta go through to get a master...

He then zips off and the next scene shows him at the City Dog Pound while banging on the door.

Rags McRutt: Hey open up let me! Come on let me in!! LET ME IIIINNNN!!

It irises out on him while he continues to bang on the door.





WARNING: The story may have swearing and violence.

It starts off with Masked Menace sneaking around bushes with a rifle in his hand.

Masked Menace: It's about time I end that flower bitch!

He then goes near a window of her house.

Masked Menace: This is gonna be great!

He then pulls out his rifle.

It then shows from the scope's view where Sunny is cooking breakfast.

Masked Menace: See you in hell! Sunny Fucky!

He shoots her.

It then shows Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: Ugh! One of the bowls fell on the ground...

She then reaches for the bowls and the bullet hits a metal bowl causing it to reflect back.

Masked Menace: Huh?

Suddenly, Masked Menace is shot in slow motion.

His body then falls on the ground as he is killed.

Then, his white spirit comes out of the body and is seen walking to the right.

It shows two escalators. One to the up and one to the bottom.

Masked Menace attempts to enter the one to the up but there is a huge tie around it.

He enters the bottom one successfully however.

It then shows Masked Menace entering what seems to be the underworld A.K.A. Hell.

When he finally arrives at bottom...

Craig The Devil: BLEEEEEEHHH! Hahaha! A new one eh? Well welcome!

Masked Menace: (Gulp)

He then looks to his bottom right and sees a lava pit filled with demons.

Craig The Devil: So, what brings you here? What is your name?

Masked Menace looks at Craig The Devil frightened.

Masked Menace: M-M-M-Masked Menace...

Craig The Devil: Masked Menace eh? Let's see...

He goes through a book and goes to the M section.

Craig The Devil: Hmmm... let's see... Monty... um... ah! we are getting closer. Marge, Mase... AH!! Here it is! Masked Menace!

He looks at the book closely.

Craig The Devil: Hahaha! We have been a naughty little mystery haven't we?

Masked Menace: Y-y-yes...

Craig The Devil: Now don't be so scared! I ain't gonna harm you if you tell me oonee little thing.

Masked Menace: You won't? What is it?

Craig The Devil: I want you to tell me what other people are like you!

Masked Menace: Other people? What do you mean?

Craig The Devil: Well, you are a villain. Do you know any OTHER villains?

Masked Menace: Other villains? Ummmm... I think I do know eleven of them...

Craig The Devil: You do? What are their names?

Masked Menace: There is one called... Badman. I met a few others at a bar a few days ago... their names where: Firestar, Wild Card, Murder Man, Ice Man, Invertosis Dan, Moony UnFunny, Murder Man X and... and... and Ink Brute.

Craig The Devil is seen going through his book.

Craig The Devil: Such naughty people! Bleeehahaha! Now... you just wait here my little mystery!

He is walking to his left and then it shows him in a vampire-like shirt.

Craig The Devil: I'll hurry everyone down here! BLLEEEEEEEEHHH!

Smoke then comes as Craig disappears.

Masked Menace is seen terrified at this.

It then shows Badman writing down stuff on a piece of paper.

Suddenly, smoke appears and Craig is seen.

Craig The Devil: Bleeeeeehh! Badman!

Badman: Huh? Who's there?

He apparently cannot see Craig as he is a ghost for some reason.

Craig The Devil: You know your ten friends you met a few days ago?

Badman: Ummm... yeah I do!

Craig The Devil: The masked one is at home sick! You should do something pretty EVVVILLL with your friends!

Badman: Evil? Why?

Craig The Devil: Your a villain! Aren't you?

Badman: Oh yeah, I forgot. I'll call everybody up and tell them about my plans!

Craig The Devil: Farewell! BLEEEEHHEEHHH!!!

He then leaves as smoke appears.

At night time...

Badman, Dan, Invertosis, Moony UnFunny, Ice Man, Murder Man, Murder Man X, Firestar, Wild Card and Ink Brute are seen near a house.

Invertosis: So, what did you call us for again?

Wild Card: Yeah.

Badman: So, something just told me I should do something very evil with my friends today! I decided to call you guys up.

Firestar: "Something" told you?

Badman: I think it could have been my paranoia or something... whatever it was, it gave me a brilliant idea!

Ice Man: Strange story...

Moony UnFunny: So what do we do?

Badman: Well, recently the Sushi Pack came to town and they live in that house!

He points at a house on the left.

Badman: I was thinking we kidnap them for ransom or kill them!

Dan: Sounds nice!

Ink Brute: So, we do it stealth or just go all out?

Murder Man: How about both?

Murder Man X: I agree with my brother.

Badman: Ok! Let's get a move on now!

The ten go to the Sushi Pack's house from behind.

They break in from a window and look around.

Moony UnFunny: Any idea?

Badman: Go around and steal the current valuables they have! We will deal with them later.

Invertosis: Ok!

The villains look around for valuables to steal in the house.

While doing that, Craig is seen setting up a bear trap.

Craig The Devil: Craiggy you are full of tricks today! Hahahaha!

He then disappears from smoke.

Wild Card is seen walking around sneaky past everything.

Wild Card: This is like taking candy from a baby! What was Badman even thin--

Suddenly, his leg gets snapped off with the trap.

Wild Card: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!

He is seen bleeding from a cutter off leg.

It quickly goes back to Moony UnFunny, Invertosis and Dan looking around for stuff.

Craig is seen in the kitchen placing a bucket of water.

He then quickly hides.

Moony UnFunny: What can we possibly steal?

Dan: Dunno.

Invertosis: Hey guys! Look, there is a bucket!

Dan: Nice! Let's see what could be in there.

Moony UnFunny: Be careful Dan!

Dan: I will!

He then grabs the bucket but it is too heavy.

Dan: Uggggghh... this is so damn heavy!

Eventually, he picks it up but spills water all over himself.

Dan: AHHHHHHHHH--- (electrocution noises)

Invertosis: DAN!!

Moony UnFunny: OH MY LORD WHAT THE HELL?!

Dan: M-MY--MY--M--MY--

He suddenly explodes to pieces killing him.

Moony UnFunny: OH NOOO!! DAAANN!

It then shows Dan arriving from an escalator to hell.

When he arrives at the bottom, he sees Masked Menace near him.

Masked Menace: How are you...

Dan: You got here too?! What is this place?!

Masked Menace: Your worst nightmare...

It then goes back to Wild Card bleeding to death.

Wild Card: Ohhhh God... I see light... I'm going... goodbye cruel world...

He then dies from blood loss.

It shows him arrive in hell with wings on his back.

Dan: Ohhh my God...

It cuts back to Invertosis and Moony UnFunny.

Invertosis: Ugh forget him! He should have known better!

Moony UnFunny: (Sigh) I guess you are right...

Badman, Ink Brute, Murder Man, Murder Man X and Firestar are seen looking around in the basement for valuables.

Ink Brute: Where do you think stuff could be?

Badman: It's so damn dark in here!

Murder Man X: I agree!

Murder Man: Me too.

Firestar: Where is the light switch anyhow?

Badman: Hold on, I'm looking for it.

Suddenly, a loud crash noise is heard.

Badman: Ahhhh shit!!

The lights turns on and Ink Brute is missing.

Murder Man X is seen looking on the ground with a dropped jaw.

Murder Man: What's wrong brother?

Murder Man X: L-l-look down...

It then shows a horrific scene where Ink Brute is decapitated.

Firestar: OHHHH SHIT!!!

Badman: What the hell?! Who did that?!

Murder Man: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Murder Man X: Who was even in here?!

Suddenly, a demon grabs Firestar by the back and she is heard screaming.

Badman: NOOO!! WHAT WAS THAT?!

Murder Man X: This place is haunted! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Murder Man: YEAH!!

The three leave by going up the stairs.

Suddenly, Murder Man is seen dragged down by an unknown force.

Murder Man: AHHHHHHHHH!!! HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEE!!!

Murder Man X: BROTHER!!

The basement door closes shut on Badman and Murder Man X.

Badman: FUCK!!!

Murder Man X: Dude! This place is fucking haunted!! We need to get out of here!!

Badman: Yeah! Let's go tell the rest of our gang!

The two run off looking for Invertosis, Moony UnFunny and Ice Man.

It then shows Firestar sitting next to Ink Brute, Dan, Wild Card, Masked Menace and Murder Man.

Firestar: You all got here as well?

Dan: Yep!

Wild Card: No shit! I got killed by a bear trap which snapped off my leg!

Ink Brute: I got my head cut off.

Masked Menace: I was trying to kill Sunny in the morning...

Murder Man: I... we just met Firestar...

It then shows Badman and Murder Man X.

Badman: Where's Wild Card?

Murder Man X: OHHH SHIT!!! LOOK!

Badman: Huh?

It then shows Wild Card's corpse with a missing leg.

Badman: OH MY GOD!! THE DEMONS GOT HIM!!

Murder Man X: Forget about him! We need to escape now!!

Craig The Devil suddenly appears.

Craig The Devil: Don't give up now you two! There is still some valuables around the house!

Murder Man X: Oh yeah... let's get that first.

Badman: And then, we leave!

Craig disappears by smoke.

It then shows Ice Man picking up credit cards and putting them in his pocket.

Ice Man: God this is the stuff!

Badman and Murder Man X suddenly appear.

Badman: ICE MAN!!

Ice Man: What is it Badman?

Badman: We NEED to leave fast! There is demons in the house and they killed half the gang!

Ice Man: What?!

Murder Man X: You heard what he just said! Let's get out fast!

Ice Man: Ok! We need to get Invertosis and Moony first!

The three run to get the said two but are stopped when Kani is passing by.

Badman: Oh shit...

Kani: God am I thirsty!

She is seen going to the kitchen.

Badman: FUCK!! THAT IS WHERE INVERTOSIS AND MOONY ARE!!!

Murder Man X: We can't let them get caught!

Ice Man: Ohhhhhh fuck it! JUST GOO!!

Badman: (Sigh) Fine...

The three run off quickly while Craig appear smiling evilly.

Kani: (Gasp) INTRRUUDDDEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!

Invertosis: OH FUCK!!!

Moony UnFunny: HELP USS!!

Craig The Devil is seen smiling devilishly while punching, kicking and snapping noises are heard in the background.

Craig The Devil: Blehahahaha!

It then shows Invertosis and Moony UnFunny going down a escalator.

After they arrive, it goes back to Craig The Devil smiling.

Kani: I think there might be more! Imma check!

Craig The Devil: Ohhh goody!

He then vanishes from smoke.

Badman, Ice Man and Murder Man X are seen heading out the front door.

Suddenly, Kani spots the three.

Kani: AH HA!! MORE INTRUDERS!!

Badman: OHHH FUCK!!!

Ice Man: Ahh damnit!

Murder Man X: RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!

The three attempt to run away. However, Ice Man is suddenly grabbed by one of Kani's crab arms.

Ice Man: HEEELLLP MEEE!!!

He is heard being beaten up and then it shows him entering hell.

Badman: I regret this decision!

Murder Man X: Me too!!

Kani then stops the two from their front.

Badman: DAMNIT!!

Kani: You are not going ANYWHERE!

They attempt to run off but Murder Man X is grabbed.

Murder Man X: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Badman quickly hides in a bush without being noticed.

Badman: Oh jumping balconies!! I am the only one left!

Craig The Devil suddenly appears.

Craig The Devil: Come on!! Go back to the house!

Badman: NO NO NO NOOOO!! I DON'T WANT IT!! I DOOOOOOOOON'T WANT IT!!!!

He runs back to his house without being caught.

Badman: I'm never ever going back to that house EVER again!!

He enters his house and locks the door shut.

At midnight...

Some muggers are seen at Badman's front door attempting to break in.

Mugger 2: Be careful with that dynamite buddy!

Mugger 1: Don't worry! I know what I am doing!

Suddenly, a large explosion occurs.

When the smoke clears, the muggers are seen going down a escalator to hell.

Mugger 2: You used too much buddy...

From their behind, Badman is seen also going down.

Badman: (Breaks the fourth wall) Now he tells him!

Badman is seen scared while it irises out on him.





WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

It starts off with transitioning to a sign that says "FAMOUS VEGETABLE GARDEN. ONLY SEEN ON THIS AREA!".

It then goes to the right and shows another sign that says "BEWARE OF THE DOG".

It then shows a yellow dog with a red nose and a rifle in his hand moving back and fourth.

Dog: Hut two three four but two three four but two three four hut... two... three... four...

He then lays near his dog house and goes to sleep.

Suddenly, crunching noises are heard and the dog wakes up to that.

Dog: Ha! Me senses intruders in the young garden!

He then pulls out a cannon ball launcher.

He pulls the line and fireworks explode into the sky creating light.

It then shows him on his dog house looking around.

In the scope's view, it shows two young grey rabbits chewing on carrots.

Dog: Rabbits... well, I know how to get rid of them!

He then gets out a bush costume and puts carrots on them.

Dog: Heh heh! Clever!

He then sneaks near the rabbits.

Boko is seen near the rabbits eating a carrot.

One of them then sees him.

Rabbit 2: Uh uh! Skid-dale young one! This is our garden.

Boko: Ugh! Fine!

He then leaves in anger.

Rabbit 1: Tosh. You should be more nice to others!

Tosh: Sorry Mac... I just don't like anyone eating our food.

Mac: It's not ours though. It's the garden's!

They continue eating the carrots while the dog is seen sneaking up on them.

Mac sees the bush.

Mac: Hey Tosh! Look! More carrots!

Tosh: My oh my! Simply splendid!

The two go near the bush and see a red nose.

Tosh: Nice looking radish!

Mac: I agree!

Radish: Did someone call my name?

Tosh: No not you!

Radish: Oh...

He then leaves the scene.

Mac: Let's get it all!

Tosh: Agreed! Agreed so!

They grab the carrots put the radish is hard for them to get.

Tosh: I think this is stuck.

Mac: Here! Let me help you out!

He helps Tosh pull out the radish.

Dog: OOWWWWWW!!!

He then gets out of the bush holding his nose in pain.

Dog: Why you dirty no good for nothing!!

Mac: I think we should leave.

Tosh: Surely!

The two run in a hole and the dog chases them.

Dog: Now I got them!

He grabs a toilet plunger and starts pushing up and down on the hole.

Dog: I got them!

He then pulls the plunger out and a dynamite is seen on it.

It explodes turning the dog all black.

Dog: (Sigh) Well, I guess they wanna do it the hard way...

He leaves the screen as it cuts to black.

The next scene shows him dressed as a scarecrow.

Dog: Ahh, now I can finally get close and get rid of them! How intelligent of a dog I am!

It then shows all of the vegetables being swiped away.

Suddenly, he gets swiped down a hole.

But then, he gets thrown back up.

A note also comes that says "WE ARE VEGETARIANS SILLY!".

He opens his eyes in laziness.

It then goes to black and transitions to the next scene.

It shows the goofy rabbits gathering up food for themselves.

Mac: Ohhhhhh yum! I just love turnips!

Tosh: Can't forget about potatoes!

Mac: Here's some celery!

Tosh: Delicious looking carrots!

Mac then grabs some of the carrots.

Mac: Hey Tosh! Look who i am acting like!

He then puts carrots on his ears and is seen chewing on the one in his hand.

Mac: Ehhh, what's up doc?

Tosh: (Laughs) How delightful!

Mac: I know right?

It then shows the dog planning his next attack on the rabbits.

Dog: Hmmm... I guess I will need to sneak attack on them!

He is seen hiding in bushes and goes to the trees.

Mac: I just looove me some cabbage!

Tosh: Beep beep lettuce!

The dog is seen stealthily sneaking upon by a tree near them.

Tosh: I guess we don't need this shovel anymore since we have got the food we need.

Mac: Let's just leave it!

The two drop the shovel and leave with the vegetables.

The dog sees this and attempts to charge at them only to get hit in the head by the shovel.

Angered, he takes it off and runs at the rabbits.

Mac and Tosh see him and start running off.

They jump into a hole and the dog puts his arm in it.

Dog: Now I got them exactly--

Suddenly, he gets pulled into the hole.

Dog: (Breaks the fourth wall) Where they want me...

The two rabbits are seen driving a steamroller.

Dog: Ohhhh shit...

This causes the dog to get run over and he runs around screaming in pain.

Dog: OOOOOOO OW OW OWWWW OWWWW!! MY FUCKING HANDS!!!

The scene turns to black and goes to the next one.

The rabbits are seen peacefully enjoying themselves.

The dog is seen with a carrot in his hand.

Dog: Hopefully I'll get them this time.

He puts a string on the carrot.

Then, he hides in a bush waiting for the rabbits to come out.

Mac: Nice looking carrot over here!

Tosh: Agreed. Agreed! Totally agreed!

Mac: Shall we outta?

Tosh: Let's shall! I say let's shall!

The two grab the carrot.

Dog: HA! Now they have fallen for my trap!

He pulls the string.

Dog: God this is so heavy!

He eventually pulls he string back at him only to get hit in the head with an anvil.

The rabbits laugh at him while he is seen with a crushed head.

Dog: Well, next plan...

It then cuts to him putting his hand in the hole.

Mac is seen bringing a grenade.

He then hides while the dog pulls the ring of the grenade.

He pulls his hand out and sees it.

Dog: Stunning! Isn't it?

The grenade suddenly explodes turning him all grey and he falls on the ground.

The next scene shows Mac and Tosh eating and chewing on the carrots.

A female rabbit then comes along behind them.

But actually, it shows the dog behind some dirt laughing.

The two see her and they whistle.

They dance with her.

Mac: Shall I?

Tosh: Surely!

He starts dancing with the female rabbit not knowing it is actually the dog's fingers.

Tosh: My turn?

Mac: Do so!

Tosh then takes his turn dancing with the rabbit.

Suddenly, he accidentally pulls her off revealing the dog's fingers in the pants.

While his fingers are hopping, the rabbits get a mouse trap.

He puts his fingers in the mouse trap by accident.

Dog: YEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

It then shows him looking at his fingers in the trap with anger.

The next scene shows the dog coming out of his dog house with a dynamite and a knife.

He then grabs a carrot, slices it in two and puts the dynamite in it.

He then goes back to his dog house.

The rabbits however, quickly grab the dynamite and cut it's line with scissors.

The dog is seen lighting a match up and ignites the line not knowing what the rabbits have done.

Tosh blows into a paper bag as soon as the line runs out.

He then blows the bag causing a loud noise.

Dog: Finally! I got rid of them!

He then grabs his rifle and starts walking back and fourth.

Dog: Hut two three four hut two three four hut two three four hut... two... three... four...

He then falls asleep near his dog house.

The rabbits suddenly grab him quietly and attach him to a rocket launcher.

Mac puts a dynamite in his mouth while he is still seen sleeping.

He then gets a camera and Tosh tweets like a bird.

The dog wakes up and sees the camera.

He starts posing for the camera with a smile ready to get his picture taken.

The dynamite explodes and the dog is seen launched to the moon.

The moon explodes to four crescents and "Rock-a-bye-baby" is heard.

The scene transitions to Tosh excited about the dog's defeat.

Tosh: We are rid of we are rid of him!!

Mac and Tosh are seen cutting down the "BEWARE OF THE DOG" sign.

Mac: And now we can have all the garden, and all of those lovely carrots...

Mac and Tosh: ALL TO OURSELVES!!

Suddenly, crunching noises are heard and they get shocked looks on their faces.

It then goes to the left to show Bugs Bunny eating a carrot with a ton of other chewed up carrots aside him.

Bugs Bunny: Well uhh, Now I wouldn't say that!

He laughs and continues to chew on the carrot while it irises out on him.







WARNING: The story may have swearing it.

It starts with showing a paper's bottom ripped off.

When the camera goes down, it shows mouse traps with messages such as: "IRON CAGE IN BARS WILL NOT MAKE.", "SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT.", "I JUST ADORE CHEDDAR!!", "LIMBO.", and "ARE YOU KIDDIN'??".

It then goes to a scene where Mario is seen chasing the mouse with a broom.

Mario: DOG GONE FOOD EATING NO GOOD FOR NOTHING RODENT!!

Mouse is then seeing quickly zipping through five traps getting all the cheese without being harmed.

Mario continues to chase the mouse until he goes to the kitchen.

He smashes the broom all over the place.

Chef Pee Pee: Woah Mario! Calm down!

Suddenly, he gets hit in the face with the broom.

Chef Pee Pee: FUCK!!

Mario: Sorry Chef Pee Pee!

Mouse arrives in his hole safe and sound.

Mario however is seen raising his broom up waiting for him.

Mario: NOW I GOTCHA!!

Mouse is seen on the fridge grabbing on of the broom's strings and uses it as whistle.

Mario overhears this and smashes a window with the broom.

Mouse: (Sad clicking noises) Seven years baaad luck...

It then transitions to the next scene.

It shows Mario and Mouse walking back and fourth.

Mario: That settles it! What I need around here is a cat!

He then opens the front door and is seen quickly zipping back with a cat cage.

Mario: (Laughs and breaks the fourth wall) Flat tire held me up folks!

He then places the cage to the front of the kitchen and opens it.

Mario: Alright pussy cat! Go get that mouse!

The cat is seen meowing in anger and goes to the kitchen.

Loud crashing noises are heard.

Mario: Did he do i--

Suddenly, it shows the cat attached to a rocket while waving his hand back to Mario.

It blasts off leaving a hole in the wall.

Mouse is seen waving at the cat with a small green towel.

The next scene shows Mario with a Mountain Lion cage.

He then pushes the cage to the kitchen and more loud noises are heard.

The lion's face is seen angered and still.

Mario: Nice job ca--

Suddenly, it shows it actually going back with the cage destroyed and a sign saying "MOUNTAINED LION".

Meanwhile, the mouse is seen in his hole with a sign filled with cat images.

He goes to the VARIABLES sign and paints a cat.on the bottom it says PROBABLES.

The scene transitions to next one.

It shows a gangster like cat with a guitar case and Mario is seen talking to him.

Mario: Do you have it straight now Killer? Wipe out that mouse!

Killer makes a 👌 sign with his fingers and goes to the kitchen.

Mario: This cat can't possibly miss!

Killer opens his guitar case and a ton of destructive and dangerous items are seen being pulled out.

He then takes off his hat holding it and knocks on the wall.

On the top of the inside, mouse is seen holding a bowling ball throws it.

The ball lands on Killer's head.

He however is then seen walking backwards for some reason undoing everything he did in the first place.

Mario sees him and Killer is seen walking out the front door backwards while Mouse closes the door dusting his hands.

The next scene shows Mario on the phone.

Mario: Um hello?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yea you called a construction worker?

Mario: Yes I did! I need help. Can you please build me a artificial robotic cat?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hmmm, maybe can do. I'll be there in like a few minutes.

Mario: Ok but hurry!

He then hangs up.

10 minutes later...

A door bell ring is heard.

Mario: That must be him!

He quickly opens the door to Brooklyn T. Guy

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey. You called for?

Mario: Yes I did! Come in!

It then shows Brooklyn T. Guy and Mario inside the house.

Brooklyn T. Guy: So, I heard about you asking for a robotic cat?

Mario: Correct! There is a mouse that keeps defeating off my cats and I want to get rid of him now!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright! This might take a while though. You have a garage somewhere?

Mario: Yep!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok.

30 minutes later...

It shows construction noises being heard in the garage.

It then goes to the inside where Mario is seen attaching the head to the robot and lower it with a lever.

Mario: Finished at last!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Now to see if he shall work.

Mario presses a button called "STAND UP".

The cat successfully manages to stand up on two legs and looks at the audience.

It starts licking it's self on it's arms and legs.

Mario: Boy! That was keem! But this is the test that really counts!

Mario hands Brooklyn T. Guy a toy mouse.

Brooklyn T. Guy activates the toy and let's it go walking to the front of the garage.

The Robotic Cat is seen going after the mouse walking on two legs.

He crushes the toy and eats it alive.

Mario: Nice work robot! Now we shall go after the real thing!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I gotta get going now. See you!

Brooklyn T. Guy leaves while Mario and the robotic cat are seen going back to the house.

It then shows the kitchen where the cat slowly approaches the inside.

Mouse is seen going to the fridge for some food but then sees the robot in shock.

Quickly he hides into his hole while the robotic cat is seen approaching it.

Mouse is seen on the top throwing a bowling ball.

The bowling ball however, flattens from the heavy metal the cat has and falls on the ground.

Mouse comes out of the hole thinking the cat is gone while growling is heard.

He looks up and the robotic cat is seen with a horrific face.

Mouse: YIPE!!

He runs off frightened while the cat slowly walks on two legs.

He attempts to burn the cat, blow it up with dynamite and shoot it with a gun. All of which fall and he gets pushes from the latter option.

Mouse looks up the see the cat and runs off while the latter grabs the gun.

It shows the cat TWISTING the gun and throwing it on the ground with anger.

The next scene shows the mouse running to a hole but is stopped by the cat's hand.

He runs to another one is stopped.

He runs to the third one but yet again stopped.

Mouse is seen running while the cat is chasing it on two legs.

Robotic Cat: (Growl)

Mouse is seen painting a electric socket black into making it look like a hole.

The cat is seen approaching more fastly while letting out a horrific growl.

His face then turns stumped when he sees a sign on a mouse hole that says "THROUGH THIS HOLE WENT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOUSE IN THE WOILD!".

The Robotic Cat then gets angered and shrieks at the hole.

He puts his hand in the hole only to get a electric shock.

Mouse then comes with a sign saying "BELOW CAR SALE! ONLY USED IN CEILING!".

Angered, the cat kicks the sign with it's leg and runs to the right.

He then encounters the mouse again with a doll in his hand.

He tries to see it but the mouse will not allow him.

This causes him to start crying while the mouse is seen smiling.

He gives the cat the doll and he starts playing with it happily.

Suddenly, all of the metal of the cat turns red and overheated.

Mouse is seen heating up the cat's body while smiling with a metal plate on his face.

The cat looks under his legs to see the mouse.

Shocked, he runs off but quickly comes back to turn the robot's nose red before running off again.

The next scene shows rope while the cat is running on two legs.

Mouse is seen holding on two the rope while a huge snap is heard.

It then shows the cat's head on the floor while it's headless body is seen looking for it.

It goes to the front of the kitchen where Mouse gives it a toaster.

The cat touches the toaster mistaking it for his head and puts it on his head.

Toasts start popping out of the toaster while the cat is seen trying to walk.

Mouse then kicks the cat in the back with a large brick attached to a large stick.

The Robotic Cat then trips over his head with a loud crash.

His headless body is seen falling on the ground while with a thump his head attaches it's self back to it's normal state while he shakes his head in confusion.

The next scene shows construction noises being heard in the mouse's hole.

It shows the inside where he is seen putting dynamite liquid into a toy mouse's back.

Mouse: This shall fix him!

It shows the cat waiting for the mouse to come outside.

When the toy arrives, the cat starts to jump on it but it keeps getting away.

It eventually stops and the cat can finally get it's chance.

He slowly approaches the toy without noticing for a trap.

When he gets more closer, he lets out a horrific growl while jumping on it.

It shows the outside of the house where it is destroyed by a massive explosion turning to burnt sticks.

The sticks collapse as the house is thorn to shreds.

Mario comes out from a broken door looking at place in shock.

Mario: M-my house! R-ruined!!

He then sees a dog house.

Mario: But I still got a place to live. And I am rid of that mouse!

Mouse however comes out from one of the bricks of the dog house and looks at the audience.

Mouse: Should I tell him?

It irises out on him.







WARNING: The story might have swearing in it.

It starts off with showing a saw blade on making noises.

Frida is seen tied up for some reason being pulled back to the Saw.

Frida: T-t-Transport Heist was made by MarioFan2009!

Buckaroo then comes over. He is seen with a blue tie and turns off with saw.

Buckaroo: You are CORRECT!

He then goes back to the front stage.

Buckaroo: And remember everyone. You are listening to truth or AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Brought to you by Buckaroo Entertainment Centres. Where we make Entertainment and send it to you on home video or theatres! Call 1-888-999-BuckyPals for more detail! And now... back to our contestant! Muhahahahaha!!

Frida: Umm...

Buckaroo: Anyways Friday.

Frida: It's Frida!

Buckaroo: Sorry. Anyways Frida, here's your next question. Who was one of the best prime ministers of Pensacola in the past?

Frida: Oh that is easy! It's C-

Buckaroo then quickly grabs a mallet and starts hitting her in the head with it.

Buckaroo: OHHHH I'm sorry! Time's up! You didn't answer the question! So that means you don't get to take the 50 gold bars home! But you can still earn better rewards!

Frida (dizzy): Ohhhh boy...

Buckaroo: Are you willing to go for the next question?

Frida: Well uh... I don't know...

Buckaroo: (Whispers into her ear) Come on! The next question shall just be a Thanos snap in a jiffy!

Audience Member: YOU'LL BE SOORRRRYYYY!!

Buckaroo then hears this and looks at both Frida and the audience member in despair.

Quickly, he grabs his rifle and shoots the audience member.

Audience Member: Ohhhh...

He dies off-screen.

Buckaroo: Anyways. Here's a good one for you! Who was Dreamcaster originally inspired from?

Frida: He was inspired from No Heart from "We Care Bears".

Buckaroo then gets a shocked look on his face.

He then looks on the piece of paper to exactly find what Frida said.

Buckaroo: Say that again...

Frida: I said, he was inspired from No Heart from "We Care Bears".

Buckaroo: (Breaks the fourth wall) Unbelievable! Isn't it?

He then turns his head back to Frida.

Buckaroo: Anyways, you are correct! But that does not mean you won your prize just yet.

Frida: Ok.

Buckaroo: Alright, the next question is: What is AsphaltianOof's middle name.

Frida: Umm... wha--

Suddenly, he puts a bell on her head and bangs a hammer on it.

Buckaroo: Ohhhhhh I'm sorry, you didn't answer the question in time my human friend! Now, you must pay the penalty. You must name all of the states in the USA in ten seconds or ka-boom!

He ties her up and puts dynamite everywhere.

He then walks off.

Frida: Umm... Florida, Arizona, Virginia, Texas...

Suddenly, it goes to Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Aren't we gruesome?!

A loud explosion is heard.

It shows Frida all grey.

Frida: Montana...

Buckaroo then comes back to her.

Buckaroo: Congrats! You have paid the penalty. Now, would you like to continue?

Frida: Well I uh...

Buckaroo: That's the spirit! And for being such a good sport, I shall give you the super deluxe jackpot question!

He then zips to Frida while she is seen dusting all the grey smoke off of her.

Buckaroo: Are you ready? Listen carefully...

Frida: Alrighty!

Buckaroo: Here the question. Just who, mind you who was one of the helpers in I.M Meen's plans?

Frida: Dan?

Buckaroo then gets a shocked look on his face and looks at the paper.

Buckaroo: Who else was helping in his plan you are so smart?

Frida: Moony UnFunny and Rh 3.0.

Buckaroo gets even more shocked.

Buckaroo: This program is brought to you by Buckaroo. Do you have any entertainment you'd like to order?

Frida: Pardon me but can I have my jackpot?

Buckaroo: Hmmm... well, fair is fair...

He LITERALLY grabs a pot.

Buckaroo: Here you are! Jack!

Frida: But my name isn't Jack!

Buckaroo: Ohhh really? Well this pot was made for Jack! Jackpot! Get it?

He then puts the pot on the ground.

Buckaroo: Your name isn't Jack, so you must pay the penalty.

He then comes back with a remote with two red buttons.

Buckaroo: In my hand, you can see me holding two buttons. You must choose one. HURRY NOW! Pick one! (Breaks the fourth wall) Gone fee wholesome fun!

Frida presses a button and a safe falls on her.

She comes out of the safe with a black eye.

Buckaroo: Your a great sport a great sport! You are doing so well!

Frida: May I please take my prizes and go home? I'm not feeling so well...

Buckaroo: And for being such a great sport, Imma allow you to press the other button and win a prize! Go ahead!

Frida: Fine...

She presses the other button and a rock falls on her.

Buckaroo: AND THE WINNER GETS THE ROCK OF WEST VIRGINIA!

He then grabs Frida from the rock and she is seen with two black eyes.

Buckaroo: Not only that, our friend also wins a 60 pounds genuine, NIAGRA FALLS!

Suddenly, a waterfall sprays Frida up.

Buckaroo: Give our friend clappings!

The audience claps silently.

Frida: May I go home without my prizes?

Buckaroo: Shut up and don't be such a spoiled sport... anyways, I'm going to play music from the upcoming "SML Wiki: The Movie!". You must name the music correctly.

He then zips to a piano.

Frida: But I'm forgetful of music.

Buckaroo: Listen carefully...

He then plays a note.

Buckaroo: And there you have it! Now, what's the name of the music?

Frida: Umm... the beginning scene?

Buckaroo then looks at the audience with a more angry expression.

Buckaroo: Audience??

Audience: Nope!

Buckaroo: And that is it. You shall now pay the penalty.

Frida: But I don't wanna pay the penalty...

Buckaroo: Listen Mac! You got 32 teeth in your mouth. Would you like to try for 26?

This causes Frida to get angry.

Frida: Are you threatening me sir?

He then grabs Buckaroo by the neck.

Frida: Because if you are, I'm gonna give it to you VERY good!

Buckaroo: HHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!

He then faces to his microphone scope.

Buckaroo: This calls for help. From Buckaroo by the entertainment centre.

He then faces back to Frida.

Buckaroo: Why bruise your little yellow hands on me? If you don't, I will allow you to win this genuine El Tigre badge.

He then zips back to his normal position.

Buckaroo: But first, you must answer this question correctly! Guess who the creator is, and I shall give you thirty million dollars and three cents!

Frida: Oh, uh... ok!

Buckaroo: Here's a hint of who he is. Listen to this recording carefully. It is the creator when he is brushing his teeth on Wednesdays.

He then turns on the recording and it normal sounds of brushing are heard.

Buckaroo: So, now who is the creator?

Frida: Uhh, Rh390110478?

Buckaroo: Ohh I'm sorry! But don't be discouraged. The creator is right here in the small studio room!

He then opens the door that has a yellow star on it.

Buckaroo: Meet the famous story writer, The Creator!

Frida: Oh wow! I shall add to my autograph!

He then closes the door.

Buckaroo then goes back to the audience.

Buckaroo: (Laughs) The creator is in there alright, but what I didn't tell her is that it's actually a six feet and eleven inches tall hungry alligator in there! Muhahahahaha!

Suddenly, horrific noises are heard coming from the studio room.

Buckaroo: (Clears throat) Next contestant please.

Frida manages to make it out of the studio alive but she is seen with a bitten shirt and pants.

She then looks at Buckaroo furiously as she approaches him.

Buckaroo: Who might I ask wh--

He then sees Frida behind him.

Buckaroo: Yipe... and for being such a good sport, I'm giving your thirty million dollars and three cents!

He gives her a bag of said money.

Frida then walks off but actually goes to a telephone booth.

Buckaroo looks at the audience in confusion.

Frida: Hello, hello? Yeah this is Frida. I was wondering how much money the Buckaroo Studios cost for being a director?

Nothing but silence is heard.

Buckaroo looks at the audience a bit scared.

Frida: Thirty million dollars and three cents? Ok then! I will take it! Thank you!

She then hangs up the phone and goes back to Buckaroo.

Buckaroo: Hello uh... boss...

His eyes are seen very small from shock and fear.

Frida: And what day did Rh390110478 start the The Election! story?

Buckaroo: Well, uh...

Suddenly, a timer goes off and Frida is banging Buckaroo on the head with a mallet.

Frida: Oh hahahaha! Sorry but times up! And now, you must pay the penalty!

Buckaroo: Oh shit... well... anyone for tennis?

Suddenly, a waterfall, rock and a safe falls on Buckaroo while it transitions to the final scene.

It shows Buckaroo near the same saw in the beginning tied up being moved there.

Buckaroo: HAVE YOU GOT A DOCTOR IN THE BALCONY LADY?!?!

It then irises out on him.





WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

It starts with Chef Pee Pee washing dishes while humming.

Chef Pee Pee: Alright, looks like once I get rid of this final plate, I can take my break!

Suddenly, Bowser comes in.

Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!

Chef Pee Pee: What Bowser?!

Bowser: Chef Pee Pee, I want you to make me a steak!

Chef Pee Pee: A steak?! Bowser I just got done cleaning dishes!

Bowser: I don't care Chef Pee Pee! Get it into your thick skull that I am hungry! Now get going Chef loser or I'm gonna eat you instead!

He then leaves the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee: UUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

He then angered goes to the oven.

Chef Pee Pee: Stupid Bowser! Always telling me to do something! GAH I MA SO TIRED OF HIM!!

Suddenly, he gets an idea.

Chef Pee Pee: I know what I will do!

It then quickly cuts to him throwing a steak in the toilet.

Chef Pee Pee: HA HA HA HA HA!!

He then takes it out of the toilet and goes back to the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee: Bowser wants a steak HE gets a STEAK!

He then puts it on the frying pan.

Chef Pee Pee then starts humming.

Chef Pee Pee: This is gonna be so great!

It then shows some red ants going around behind him.

They are seen grabbing some apples and going back to their shelter.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh boy, making this toilet steak sure makes me hungry! I guess I will go eat a apple or something.

He goes to the kitchen table to see the apples all gone.

Chef Pee Pee: What the hell?! Where are the apples at??

He then sees Mouse entering the fridge.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh no you don't!

Mouse: Oh crap!

He quickly zips back to his hole unharmed.

Chef Pee Pee is seen locking up the hole with planks with a hammer.

Chef Pee Pee: That outta hold him alright!

He then leaves with the hammer in his hand.

Mouse then uses the planks as a door.

Mouse then turns himself into Chef Pee Pee.

Mouse: That outta hold him alright! Heh! Fooiy!

He then leaves to get food.

Chef Pee Pee is seen continuing to cook the toilet watered steak.

Chef Pee Pee: This is gonna be so funny!

Suddenly, ants are seen right behind him.

One of them accidentally trips on the ground.

Chef Pee Pee: Huh? What was that?

He looks on the ground to find ants.

Chef Pee Pee: EEK! ANTS!!

Ant 1: Shit!

Ant 3: Run already!

Ant 2: Yeah!

The seven ants run back to their shelter.

Chef Pee Pee: First a mouse, now ants?! What is with this house?!

He then goes to grab spray.

Chef Pee Pee: If they come out, they leave the world! I am tired of this house!

He then continues to cook the steak.

Mouse is seen stealing some cheese and runs back to his hole.

Bowser then comes in.

Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!!!

Chef Pee Pee: Uhh, yes Bowser?

Bowser: Where's my steak?

Chef Pee Pee: Here it is! I just got done cooking it!

Bowser: Hmm... is it THICC?

Chef Pee Pee: What?

Bowser then punches Chef Pee Pee.

Bowser: IS IT THICC?!

Chef Pee Pee: Yes yes!! It is!! Owww!

Bowser: Alright! I'm taking it!

He then takes the frying pan away.

Chef Pee Pee: Ohhh my nose!

Ants are seen stealing vegetables from the fridge.

Chef Pee Pee then sees this.

Chef Pee Pee: HEY!!

The ants run away while Chef Pee Pee is seen trying to spray them.

Chef Pee Pee: UGGGGHHHH!!!

The next scene shows him on the phone.

Brooklyn T. Guy then answers the phone.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hello?

Chef Pee Pee: Yeah um, is this the pest exterminator?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yep, your talking to him.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh thank God! Anyways, I have a pest I need exterminated now!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok! I'll be there in like five minutes.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok but hurry!

He then hangs up the phone.

5 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Chef Pee Pee: That must be him!

He then answers the door to Brooklyn T. Guy.

Chef Pee Pee: Hello?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah uh, you called for?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes I did! Come in!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright.

It then shows the two in the kitchen.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok, so what is it you are having problems with?

Chef Pee Pee: It's this annoying mouse and these pesky ants!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hmm, ok! I think we might be able to work something out!

It then shows the kitchen in a horrendous mess.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ohh dear...

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Must be those pests you are talking about.

Chef Pee Pee: UGGGHHHHH!!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: So, I think the ants are the first thing we should get rid of.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok then! They are too much!

It then shows BTG setting up a mouse trap.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Classic trick!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh boy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: That is one thing solved, now the ants!

Chef Pee Pee: Ok!

It then shows the mouse coming out of his hole.

Mouse: Nope. I ain't gonna! Bye bye!

He goes back into his hole.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Let's kill some pests tonight!

He then puts a spray near the shelter under the fridge.

Him and Chef Pee Pee quickly hide.

Some ants are seen coming out of the hole.

Brooklyn T. Guy: NOW!!

He then starts spray the ants with the said spray.

Ants are seen coughing everywhere.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah! Take that you annoying pests!

Chef Pee Pee: Finally rid of them!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yep!

It then shows a whole pile of ants.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Get me a bag pee pee.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok!

It goes to Brooklyn T. Guy holding a bag filled with the ants.

Chef Pee Pee: So, what about that rodent?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Let's go see!

They go back to the mouse hole to see nothing trapped.

Both: WHAT?!

Chef Pee Pee: Where is he?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't know...

Mouse: Yoo Hoo!

Chef Pee Pee: Huh?

The two look up to see Mouse rolling a bowling ball on the fridge.

Chef Pee Pee: FUCK!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: RUNNNN!!!

The two quickly run away while the bowling ball hits the ground very hard.

Brooklyn T. Guy accidentally drops his bag of ants causing them to escape.

The ants cause a bunch of mischief and steal the food along with the mouse.

The two pests go back to their homes.

Chef Pee Pee: UGGGHHHH!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I gotta get going. Call me if you need me! I mean... it's not that bad...

Chef Pee Pee: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh crap...

Chef Pee Pee: COME HERE!!

Chef Pee Pee starts to chase BTG while the episode ends.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have swearing.

It starts off with a forest while going to the left.

It then shows animals partying with a sign saying "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO!".

The camera shows a red bearded lion.

Leo: And then there was these vass hooligans, like GIANTS they were! I get back every single one of them!

Suddenly, a present falls on his head which causes him to get triggered.

Leo: COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!! I WILL TEAR YOU FROM LIMB TO LIMB!!

His friends then start running away frightened.

Leo: COME ON OUT YO--

He then looks on the ground to see a present.

Leo: Well what do you know, another presents!

He finds a message on the present.

Leo: Roses are read, violets are blue, I've been waiting for this day, so happy birthday to you! Signed - The Buzzard. Well, that is very mighty nice of the Buzzard!

He unwraps it to find a book.

Leo: Well what do you know? A book! Something I always never wanted!

The front cover shows a documentary of sort about lions.

It then shows a page where Leo is reading.

Leo: Lions rarely live up to the age of 10-14 years.

Leo: 10-14 years?!

He quickly goes to his birthday cake and counts the candles.

Leo: One two three four five fix seven eight nine ten. ¡Oh querido señor!

He then counts them again.

???: Uh yep, that's ten alright Leo.

It then goes to a tree to show Beaky Buzzard.

Beaky Buzzard: Your not getting any younger Leo. Nope, not any younger!

Leo: Not getting younger he says... well I'm not getting any older neither!

He is then seen with a party hat on his head while dancing around.

Leo: 🎵La la la la laa la la la laa la la la la la laa!🎵

Beaky is seen peeling a banana and throws it on the ground.

This causes Leo to slip on it and off the edge of a cliff.

Seeing this, he then grabs a small flute and plays it while falling.

A loud crash is heard and Leo is seen knocked on the ground.

Behind his back, Beaky is seen making a sandwich out of his tail.

He sees this.

Leo: And just might I ask are you tendering to do with that??

Beaky: Oh erm, I'm gonna eat it. Yep, I'm gonna eat it.

Leo: Oh no your not! Be rather fixin' one for yourself! Cause me is eatin' this one!

Unaware, he takes a bite out of the sandwich with his tail.

Leo: AAHHHHHHOOOWWWWW!!!

While Leo is falling back to the ground, Beaky gets a frying pan out.

Leo falls into the frying pan.

Beaky: Erm, just slip this on for size.

He puts chicken leg holders on Leo's legs.

Leo sees this and gets angered.

Leo: OOOO The ever lasting nerve! You can't even wait until I'm decently deceased, before you even try to devour me!

Beaky: Awww, I never knew you would went and heard my feelings...

Leo: I wouldn't hurt bothering your feelings you treacherous canary!

He spits on his hands, rolls up his sleeves and strikes a bat on him only to miss.

Beaky: Temper temper Mr. Lion!

Leo is seen attempting to kill Beaky with the bat but constantly fails.

Once had enough, he is seen gasping for air but then gets whistled at.

He looks up to see Beaky on a tree.

Beaky: Erm, over here!

Leo: COME DOWN FROM THERE YOU MULLING SEAGULL!!

Beaky: (Laughs) N-no I couldn't do that! (Continues laughing)

Leo: Well prepared yourself then! Because I'm coming up after yours!

He then starts climbing the tree.

However, Beaky puts oil on his hands only for him to fall down the tree and a large crash is heard.

Beaky: (Sad clicking noises) You really outta be more careful Mr. Lion!

It then shows Leo attaching clip and climb like items on his body.

He then starts climbing the tree while Beaky looks at this puzzled.

Once he has his chance, he attempts to go for the kill only to be stopped by a tree.

Beaky is seen on another log of the tree.

Beaky: Uhh, too deely do!

Leo pissed goes up the tree but to encounter another log.

He goes up that one as well but Beaky is nowhere to be found.

Leo: Huh?

He then looks down to see he is logs away from down while Beaky is also seen down there as well.

Leo: Mierda de mierda...

Beaky: Don't worry Mr. Lion! I'll get you down!

He then starts chopping the tree with an axe.

Leo: Now now now Now now wait a minute! I'll be getting myself down! Don't bother at all!

Beaky: No friend of mine is getting himself down! Nope nooo friend of mine!

Suddenly, the tree starts collapsing to the ground.

Beaky: TIM-- uhh... (scratches head) TIMB--

A loud crash is heard before Beaky can finish his word.

The tree logs are seen stumbled all over the place.

It then goes to Leo where he is seen knocked out along with stars floating on his head.

Smoke is seen coming near his head and he smells it.

He looks behind him to see Beaky cooking his tail as hot dogs.

Leo: YIIKK--

He quickly grabs the tail and puts out the fire on it with a plate.

Beaky: Now let's quit stalling Mr. Lion. (He grabs a calendar that says MARCH 25TH 2019) Your times up and I'm getting pretty hungry. Yep, preeetttyy hungry.

Leo: Well Mr. Buzzard. I've got news for ya. You are never going to get me. Never, never, NEVEEEERRRRRRR!!!

He then runs off and goes into a rocket. A sign near it says "ROCKET TO THE MOON".

The rocket blasts off as the screen goes to black.

It then shows Leo on the moon.

Leo: (Laughs) I fooled him! I fooled him! He'll never get me up here!

It then shows Beaky Buzzard sitting on a moon log.

Beaky: Oh uh, Leo, what kept ya?

Angered, he hides in a moon cave and covers the front door from the inside up with rocks.

Beaky is seen sharping his nails waiting for him to come out.

Leo is seen walking back and fourth waiting.

Calendars pass that say: MARCH, APRIL, MAY, JUNE, JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER and JANUARY.

Leo comes out of the front cave door.

It shows Beaky still there.

Leo shocked goes back into the cave and walks back and fourth waiting.

Calendars pass that say 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, etc.

Present day, March 25th 2049...

An elderly Leo comes out of the cave ready for his fate.

Leo: It's all yours, you might as well eat me now and have done with it! But you have chalking on me I am!

An elderly Beaky is seen.

Beaky: Erm uh, sorry Leo... (mouth clicks) can't eat nothing but marshmallows, but uh... have one?

He pulls out a brown bag that looks just like Masked Menace's while it irises out on him.







NOTICE: The story does not have swearing in it.

It starts off with a city.

Frida is seen passing by with some bags in her hands.

Frida: Well, looks like that trip was worth it! I really need to sit down at a hotel for a while before I return to my home because I am very tired and lazy.

She is seen looking around for a hotel but all are full.

Frida: Hmm... there has to be one around here...

She then finds on that is up for sale.

Frida: Finally! Now I can rest for a while...

Buckaroo is seen right next to the hotel.

Frida: Hmm, hopefully there is a room available for me.

Buckaroo: There sure is! It only costs five dollars for a visit!

Frida: Five dollars? Well, I think it's worth a stay!

She gives Buckaroo five dollars.

Buckaroo: Thank you! Right this way!

He leads Frida to a upstairs hotel bedroom.

Buckaroo: Here it is! Enjoy your stay!

Frida: Thanks!

She goes inside the room.

Buckaroo: Now, time for what Bucky always does!

He goes downstairs.

Frida is seen in her room dressed in sleeping clothes.

Frida: Well... I better get to sleep now! I will go to my house tomorrow!

She then tucks herself into bed and goes to sleep.

Meanwhile...

Buckaroo is seen holding a yellow object.

Buckaroo: Room 101. There we are!

He then puts the object into the throw-in hole only for it to land into Frida's bedroom.

The object opens and Mouse comes out taking large bites of a cheese waking up Frida.

Frida: Huh?

She looks down to see the mouse.

Frida: Hey! Ugh! Stupid rodent!

She calls the room service number.

Buckaroo answers the phone.

Buckaroo: Hello?

Frida: Hello? This is room 101, there is a mouse in my room and I need him rid of right now!

Buckaroo: Sure thing will do!

He then goes upstairs to the room.

Buckaroo knocks on the door which Frida answers to.

Buckaroo: Where is that pest you were talking about?

Frida: There!

She points at the mouse eating cheese.

Frida: Come on! Get rid of it!

Buckaroo: Not so fast! It costs 10 bucks for a cat!

Frida: Fine... one two three four five six seven height nine ten! There!

Buckaroo: Alright!

He releases the cat and it starts meowing and clawing at the mouse.

The mouse runs off from a window.

Frida: Great job kitty! Now I can go get some sleep.

She is seen about to go to bed but the cat is seen taking up the whole entire space.

Frida: Hey! You can't be on the bed. Your supposed to sleep on the ground!

The cat ignores her and continues to stay on the bed.

Frida: Ugh! Don't make me get physical with you!

It still ignores her.

Frida: That's it!

She attempts to push off the cat from the bed but gets thrown back.

Frida: (Sigh)

Buckaroo is seen downstairs counting the money.

Buckaroo: Hmmm... yep! Seems right to me.

Suddenly, he gets a phone call.

Buckaroo answers the phone.

Buckaroo: Yes?

Frida: Could you please help out over here? I am dealing with this cat who cannot even get off my bed!

Buckaroo: Sure thing! It will cost you 15 dollars though!

Frida: Ok! Hurry!

Buckaroo arrives at the door knocking on it.

Frida: Your here!

She gives him 15 dollars.

Buckaroo: Thank you!

He releases the dog from his cage and starts attacking the cat.

It eventually leaves the hotel.

Frida: Thank you so much for getting rid of him!

Buckaroo: Anytime mam!

He leaves the room.

Frida: Well, back to sleep I guess...

Meanwhile...

Buckaroo is seen delivering a music box of some kind with a bell on it.

It lands to Frida's bedroom.

Frida: Huh?

The bell rings and the dog starts acting like a boxer.

Frida: What on ea--

The dog punches her in the face.

Frida: OW!!

It continues to act like a boxer while Frida is seen calling the reception.

Frida: Hello? I have another problem!

Buckaroo: Yes, what is it?

Frida: My dogs gone crazy! He's attacking like a boxer instead of a normal dog!

Buckaroo: Don't snap! I'll be there in a jiffy!

He runs upstairs with a LION in a cage...

He then knocks on the front door of the bedroom.

Frida quickly answers the door.

Frida: Hello?

Buckaroo: Your troubles are over if you'd just pay me off twenty bucks!

Frida: Alright then...

She gives him exactly twenty dollars in his hand.

Buckaroo: Ok! Looks like it's time to release this little beast!

He opens the cage and the lion attacks the dog.

The boxer dog runs off safely out of the hotel.

Frida: Whew! Looks like I am rid of him!

The lion then sees Frida and it smiles devilishly.

Frida: Oh no...

The lion slowly approaches her.

Frida: Stay away! Please!

Buckaroo is seen downstairs.

Buckaroo: We can't let a sucker just go off with animals unpaid!

The phone then rings again.

Buckaroo: At your service madame!

Frida: Help! This lion's gone insane! Come FAST!!

Buckaroo: Okey dokey!

He hangs up.

Buckaroo arrives at the front door knocking on it.

Buckaroo: That costs twenty five dollars.

Frida quickly gives him said money.

Frida: Please hurry!

Buckaroo: Ok! But you might wanna get out of the room!

Frida: Ok!

She does so and Buckaroo sends in THICC elephant into the said room.

The lion busts through a wall confused what happened.

Buckaroo is seen going downstairs with the twenty five dollars in his hands until he gets another phone call.

Buckaroo: Hello?

Frida: Hello, can you pretty please get rid of this elephant? It is very crowded in here!

Buckaroo: Will do! Just send me thirty dollars in the hole!

Frida: Ok!

Thirty dollars come from the hole delivery.

Buckaroo: Ok! Troubles are gone!

He is seen holding the same yellow object from the beginning.

He drops the object into the delivery hole and it lands to Frida's room.

Out of comes a mouse which scares the elephant out of the room leaving a huge hole in the wall.

The mouse is seen eating his cheese while the screen goes to black.

The next scene shows Frida leaving the hotel angered with her bags in her hand.

Frida: I'm leaving!

Buckaroo then stops her.

Buckaroo: HOLD IT! If you are about to leave, you must pay off thirty five dollars.

Frida: Well I'm not gonna pay!

Buckaroo: Farewell then, Imma have to take your bags!

The bags are seen dripping gun powder for some reason.

Frida: Well, take em then! I'm going back to my home on foot!

Buckaroo: Goodbye!

Frida leaves while a match drops from the bag.

Buckaroo is seen going into the hotel.

The lit fire then follows the gun powder causing a explosion in the hotel.

Buckaroo's hand is seen putting sign on the front door that says "CLOSED FOR REPAIRS".

Buckaroo is seen with a destroyed hat looking at the audience.

Buckaroo: A little traveling music please...

Traveling music is heard playing.

Buckaroo then comes out of the hotel with his back on fire!

It then irises out on him while he is seen running and jumping around screaming.







NOTICE: The story does not have swearing in it.

It starts off with two dogs running away from a dog catcher.

The two end up losing the chasing truck.

They come out of the bushes only to find some sort of magic house.

It shows the magic house from the outside.

The dogs see this and they slowly go inside the house.

Inside the house, is amazing coloured walls, nice furniture, beautiful items, etc.

The white is seen roaming around looking for some stuff to poke around at.

The brown dog is seen checking out the place.

A magician's hat is seen on the table.

Brown Dog: Woof.

He goes to check the hat out.

By accident, he clumsily trips the table causing the hat to fall over.

The brown dog checks the hat.

Inside from it, Boko comes out of it.

The dog sees Boko and starts to get confused.

Boko: Hey there.

He then puts his left hand to his front.

Boko: Nothing over here.

The brown dog looks in confusion.

Boko then puts his right hand to his front.

Boko: Nothing over here. Now... pay attention closely...

Brown Dog: Woof.

Suddenly, Boko puts his hands on his feet and head while slowly pressing himself... and he disappears!

Brown Dog: Woof!

He looks around in confusion.

Boko is seen behind him reappearing with his hands.

Boko: BOO!

The brown dog scared runs off.

Boko: (Laughs)

Meanwhile...

The white dog is seen going through a table.

White Dog: Woof woof.

He then goes to a kitchen.

The curious puppy looks around to see various items.

It goes back to the brown dog in which he is seen hiding behind a door.

The brown dog then starts to walk around looking for other stuff to see.

It then shows Boko behind him sneaking.

The brown dog eventually sees him and Boko then shows him a purple pot.

Boko then clicks it and presses it with two hands... and it's GONE!

He looks in surprise along with the brown dog as well.

Boko checks the dog's ear while the said dog checks Boko's ear.

Boko looks up at the ceiling while the dog does the same.

He then suddenly zaps lasers with his fingers and the same pot falls on the dog's head.

Boko then laughs and hides in a black coat.

Angered, the dog looks into the coat and his nose gets pricked by a lobster's claw.

It then goes back to the white dog where he is seen going around looking for other things.

He then finds a box that labels "HINDU ROPE TRICK".

He opens the box to see a ALIVE yellow rope looking back at him.

The white dog attempts to fight it but the rope confuses him in multiple different ways.

The rope hits him in the head and leaves it's box.

This causes the white dog to get angry and follows the rope.

It goes back to the brown dog where he is screaming while the lobster is seen on his nose holding on.

He eventually gets it off and it falls into a pot.

Boko comes out of the pot and puts his left hand to his front.

Boko: Nothing over here.

He then puts his right hand to the front.

Boko: Nothing over here...

He then puts his hands together and a gun appears with a cord on it's shooter.

He pulls the trigger only for the cord to open and goes back inside he pot.

The brown dog gets angry and looks into the pot only for a TREE to grow.

The bush also grows flowers and one of the grows a white rope which gets close to the dog's face.

He then pulls the tree out of the pot and grabs on to it only for it to turn into Boko.

Boko kisses the dog on the lips.

This causes the dog to get more angry only for Boko to do the front hands thing again.

He then puts his hands on his feet and head, presses his body and disappears.

It goes back to the rope slithering like a snake.

The dog is also seen sneaking up behind it.

The two leave the screen and it goes to the left to show a box that says "CULDEE AND HIS MAGIC WAND".

The rope and dog are seen behind corners scaring themselves when they find each other.

This happens again except with the dog on the left side and the rope on the right side.

The rope quickly jumps on the box and grabs the magic wand while the dog is seen looking around for said rope.

The rope uses the magic wand to make a pot which breaks on the white dog's head.

It then creates another pot which pours water on his head.

The pot falls on the white dog's head and it starts panicking around.

He eventually gets the pot off of his head and it smashes on the ground shattering.

The rope then comes by and turns the pot into birds with the magic wand.

The white dog sees him and the rope uses the magic wand to create a balloon that pops in the dog's face.

Angered, the white dog fights with the rope for the wand only for him to accidentally swallow it.

It then shows him hiccuping multiple things such as: yellow birds, a egg which cracks on the floor, more yellow birds and some balloons.

It goes back to the brown dog.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a jug appears and it pours some water which turns out to be Boko.

Boko: Now look at this.

He then pulls out a red carpet which he throws on himself.

He then pulls it off causing him to disappear with only his hands seen.

Boko's hands then make the carpet disappear by poking one of it's fingers on it with the other hand on the bottom.

While shocked, Boko then pulls a black carpet out of the dog's ear.

He turns the carpet around and it shows Boko sitting on a green chair.

When the dog looks in confusion, Boko pokes his nose and runs off.

He closes a door behind him which the dog tries to open.

One of the brown "things" on the door turn into a drawer and Boko slaps the brown dog.

He looks into the top closet while Boko comes from the bottom one tickling him.

While looking down at the bottom closet, Boko is seen on the top drawer.

Boko: Psst!

Suddenly alerted, the dog lifts his head up only to get hit by the drawer.

Boko then starts laughing at the dog while it goes back to the white dog.

The white dog hiccups more balloons from his mouth.

Then, he starts hiccuping large ones.

Angered, he closes his mouth when he hiccups causing his body to turn into a balloon.

Back to Boko, he is seen laughing the dog, kisses him and the drawer closes all on it's own.

The brown dog angered starts banging on the door.

It then goes back to the white dog again.

He hiccups with his mouth open by accident and then starts squirting like a balloon all the way to his left.

The brown dog is seen in anger banging on the door while Boko is seen smiling.

Boko walks off clapping his hands but only to get pushed by the white dog.

The door then knocks clean open and a crash is heard while the brown dog is seen trying to understand what happened.

He then looks to his left in shock.

It shows Boko tied up in the Hindu rope seen earlier while the white dog is seen possibly knocked out from the mess.

The brown dog grabs Boko tied up and puts him in a box.

He then puts him in a bigger box.

And then, he takes the box into a large metal box, throws the bigger box into it, closes the box shut and locks the key on it.

He then gasps for breathe while the white dog comes by.

He hiccups a red balloon and it floats to the brown dog.

It pops and Boko is seen again!

Boko then shoots a gun with it's cord on and then puts his hands on his feet and head while pressing his body causing him to disappear.

But this time, the brown dog gets furious and opens the hands.

He then grabs Boko and punches him in the face pushing him miles back.

A loud crash is heard while the brown dog smiles.

It then shows Boko in a fish bowl, a lamp on his head, a black eye and a goldfish roaming around in circles curious.

It irises out on Boko while he is seen dizzy unable to get up.





WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with a beautiful sunrise in the neighbourhood.

Suddenly, a shadow of a cat with strange liquid in it's mouth is seen on a tree.

It goes closely and it shows a grey cat with a foaming mouth.

Grey Cat: (Distorted meow)

The cat goes around looking for a house while in deep pain and agony.

The grey cat has damaged skin, a ton of wet scars, a lot of foam in it's mouth, a sore throat and a acking stomach.

It then comes across Mario's house.

The cat goes through by sneaking into a window.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

It looks around and finds High and Grodo.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

It goes closely by the duo of cats waking them up.

High: Ugggh... what's going on?

Grodo: We were chasing the mouse last night and we crashed into the wall again!

Grey Cat: (Meow)

High: Huh?

A horrific image from High's view shows the grey cat dripping foam from it's mouth.

High: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A MONSTER!!!

He runs off.

Grodo: A monster?! WAIT FOR ME!!

Grodo follows and runs along with High.

Grey Cat: (Painful and depressed meow)

It looks around the kitchen.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole for some cheese.

Mouse: Oh boy, another day for me!

The cat sees him and goes near him.

Mouse: (Humming)

Grey Cat: (Meow)

Mouse sees the rabid cat and gets terrified.

Mouse: Yipe...

He quickly grabs the cheese and zips back into his hole.

Grey Cat: (Sad meow)

It then leaves the house but only to encounter Mario on the way out.

Mario: OH MY GOD!! THAT CAT HAS RABIES!!

He then zips off and gunshots are heard.

Grey Cat: MEOW!

Mario is seen with a shotgun firing multiple times.

The grey cat then runs off from a window and leaves.

Mario: Good riddance! How did that thing even get in here?!

The scene then goes to the grey cat running while foaming is seen in it's mouth.

It suddenly bumps into a tree and acorns fall on it's head.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

A squirrel comes out in anger but then gets shocked when it sees the cat's mouth foam.

Squirrel: AHHHH!!

He runs back into his hole.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

Another acorn falls on it's head.

Next day...

Buckaroo, and Azaz are seen in the living room watching TV.

Azaz: So Buckaroo, where's AsphaltianOof?

Buckaroo: I haven't seen him since yesterday...

AsphaltianOof then comes in with multiple plates on his head.

AsphaltianOof: Did someone mention my name?

Azaz and Buckaroo: ASPHALTIANOOF!!!

Azaz: What on earth are you doing?!

AsphaltianOof: What do you mean?

Suddenly, the plates crash shattering into pieces.

Buckaroo: Ohhhh shit...

Sunny Funny: What's going o--

She then sees the broken plates on the floor.

AsphaltianOof: I want a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Azaz: Holy moly! AsphaltianOof why?!

Sunny Funny: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PLATES?!

Buckaroo: Mr. Patrick Star did it!

Sunny Funny: UGGGGGHHHHHH!!

AsphaltianOof: Why are you mad at us?

Sunny Funny: IT COSTS ME MONEY!!

Azaz: Well, I have some money. Maybe I'll be able to help you buy some dishes!

Sunny Funny: Really?

Azaz: No... just kidding! Yes!

Sunny Funny: Thank you!

Buckaroo: Well, Imma go outside for a walk.

AsphaltianOof: You do that. I'm gonna eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

He leaves and goes to the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: I'm gonna check SML Fanon Wiki.

Azaz: Well I'm gonna buy the dishes!

Sunny goes upstairs while Azaz and Buckaroo leave the house.

Outside...

Azaz: What is wrong with AsphaltianOof nowadays?! He was totally normal until he joined Pensacola!

Buckaroo: Speaking of normal, I was a evil outlaw in my past!

Azaz: I think you already told me that before.

Buckaroo: Hmmm... ok then.

Suddenly, a meow is heard.

Buckaroo: What was that?

Azaz: Dunno...

???: Meow.

The two look behind them to see the grey cat with a foaming mouth.

Azaz: OH MA GOSH!! A KITTY CAT!!

Buckaroo: Wait!! Azaz!

Azaz: Yeah?

Buckaroo: Why does that thing have foaming in it's mouth?!

Azaz: Foaming? What's that?

Buckaroo: It is the effect of rabies!

Azaz: And what is that?

Buckaroo: A deadly disease!

Azaz: WOAH!! Ok then... I'm just gonna take a few steps back...

Grey Cat: (Upset meow)

Buckaroo: I think we should take it home and show Sunny. She might have an idea!

Azaz: Agreed! Come on kitty cat! Let's go!

Grey Cat: (Meow)

The rabid cat follows Azaz and Buckaroo home.

At Sunny's house...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Sunny answers the door to Buckaroo and Azaz.

Sunny Funny: Azaz?! Where's the dishes??

Azaz: I'll explain later... right now, I think we have a bigger problem.

Sunny Funny: And what that could be?

Buckaroo: Look...

He points at the ground to show the grey cat with foaming in his mouth.

Sunny Funny: Is that a ca-- OH MY GOD!! Does that thing have rabies?!

Azaz: Possibly but... we need to get it cured.

Buckaroo: Yeah.

Sunny Funny: No way I want that thing inside MY house!! It might bite me!!

Azaz: But it is not even aggressive...

Buckaroo: Yeah, give the feline a chance...

Sunny Funny: (Sigh) Fine, but keep it away from me!

Azaz: Ok!

The three come inside the house.

AsphaltianOof is seen on the table with jelly and peanut butter on his mouth and lips.

Azaz, Buckaroo and the cat come in.

AsphaltianOof: Got any food?

Buckaroo: No but we have a cat with foam in it's mouth.

AsphaltianOof: What?

Azaz: You heard him Asp.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

AsphaltianOof: Sheesh... that thing looks like it came back from drinking seventy eight bottles of wine!

Grey Cat: (Meow)

Buckaroo: (Giggles) Might look like it... but anyways, let's call a doctor to see what we can do about him!

Azaz: Ok!

The scene shows Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo and the cat on the couch while BTG enters.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright I'm here. What's the problem?

Azaz: Well you see doctor, this cat might have rabies and we were wondering if you can help.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

Brooklyn T. Guy: How are you not dead?

Buckaroo: It didn't bite us!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh... ok then, well... I don't if I might be able to help him. He looks like he's about to die.

Grey Cat: (Terrified meow)

Buckaroo: Oh come on!

Azaz: At least do something that can help him!

AsphaltianOof: Where's the leak mam?

Brooklyn T. Guy: What?

Azaz: Ignore him. He's just being himself. Anyways, do you at least have any pills or something?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I have this.

He pulls out a white pill.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I used one like this on a turtle before that might have cured rabies. So, give it a try.

Buckaroo: Ok!

AsphaltianOof: HAHAHA (Points at the TV) That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

Azaz: (Sigh) Anyways, thank for helping doctor.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Anytime.

He leaves the house.

Buckaroo: Alright, we'll just put this over here.

Grey Cat: (Meow)

Azaz: Come on. Eat it.

Grey Cat: (Confused meow)

Buckaroo: Eat it! It's good for you!

AsphaltianOof: Quiet! Here comes the most funny scene in the movie!

Azaz: Forget your movie Asp! We need to cure this cat!

Grey Cat: (Meow)

He swallows the pill whole.

Buckaroo: Nice! Now we gotta wait!

Azaz: Agreed, let's watch what AsphaltianOof's watching.

AsphaltianOof: This is the best movie ever!

5 hours later...

Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen sleeping on the couch.

Grey Cat: Hey... lazies. Wake up.

Azaz: Huh? Who said that?

Grey Cat: It's me. The cat.

Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof then wake up.

Buckaroo: What's going on?

AsphaltianOof: I had a dream about Finland mating with Switzerland!

Azaz: Gross! Anyways, YOU CAN TALK?!

Buckaroo: How?!

Grey Cat: Of course I could talk! The foaming got my mouth good and well! I wasn't able to talk so I had to meow! I even had a sore throat!

AsphaltianOof: Sheesh, that's a lot to go through...

Azaz: Well, what now then?

Grey Cat: I'm gonna leave. It was nice meeting you guys anyhow though.

Buckaroo: Alright. See you later Cat!

Grey Cat: Call me Jewels. It's my name. I am also a male by the way.

Azaz: Alright! Bye Jewels!

Jewels: Bye.

He gets up on two feet and leaves the house.

Buckaroo: Huh. I wonder how he did that.

AsphaltianOof: Probably because animals can do that. Sometimes...

It irises out on AsphaltianOof ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with showing Badman's house.

It goes inside to show Badman Jr with his father.

Badman: Your going to be a big boy now son. And it is that one time we talk about the "mysteries" in life.

Badman Jr looks at the audience in confusion.

Badman Jr: Yes father. What would you wish to know?

Badman: (Gets confused) Oh yeah yeah. But that uh. So, I'll discuss with you later. I gotta help Heart Head and Wild Card some criminal activity. I will talk to you later.

Badman leaves while Jr sits on the couch trying to understand what Badman just said.

Meanwhile...

It shows a fence where the same cat from The Back Alley Oproar is seen placing instruments on.

The cat is seen moving to a page.

He gets out his flute and starts to play in it as loud as he can.

It goes back to Badman writing down stuff on his paper until Badman Jr comes.

Badman Jr: Father.

Badman: Woah um, what is it son?

Badman Jr: When am I ever gonna learn how to continue villainy?

Badman: You see son, I am way off head busy right now. I can't continue villainy after fighting off some menaces with a bunch of random people.

Badman Jr: Ohhh father. What kind of a father I have that won't even stand up to his son?

Badman: Now don't talk like that Junior! You see, your mother was just like me!

Suddenly, he hears loud noises playing from a flute.

Badman: Hey!

He looks outside the window and sees the singing cat.

Badman: KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT NO--

Shocked, he sees the cat playing his flute.

Badman: Hmmm... uh huh...

He suddenly gets an idea.

Badman then goes back to his son.

Badman: Hey son, sorry about what I just said but, I can teach you villainy!

Badman Jr: You will??

Badman: Yeah uh. Now... the first thing you might wanna continue on is uhhh... animal cruelty!

Badman Jr: Oh boy! How do I do that pop?

Badman: Yeah, so. You see that cat out there?

He then takes Junior to the window and it shows the singing cat.

Singing Cat: 🎵Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh night and day, I'm a day dreaammminn'...🎵

Badman Jr: I see him pop! Let me at him!!

He tries to jump out the window and get the cat but is stopped by Badman.

Badman: Son! I'm supposed to be teaching you how to be a villain! Now stay back and watch me sneak up on him!

Badman Jr: Well, ok pop.

Badman gets out the window and is seen sneaking from a tree and into a garbage bin.

Unaware, the cat is continuing on singing.

Badman eventually gets to him but the cat kicks him in the face which makes him let out a painful grunt.

Badman: (Shakes his head) Ohhh so that's how you wanna fight!

Singing Cat: Uh huh!

Badman: Come on! Pick up your dukes!

He tries to punch the cat in the face but he keeps dodging him.

Badman: STAND STILL!! How do you expect me to hit you in the face when you move your head like that?!

He then goes back a few miles and charges at the cat.

The cat is seen bouncing up and down like some sort of kangaroo.

Badman: Oh, so that's how you wanna do it huh?? Well, no cat is gonna make a monkey out of me!

He kicks the cat with his feet and for some reason gets thrown back into a garbage bin.

Badman then starts acting like a monkey while mimicking one.

He snaps out of it and gets furious.

Badman: WHY YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT--

He then charges at the cat and grabs on to him while he is being kicked and punched in the face.

Back inside the house, Badman Jr is waiting on his dad to defeat the cat.

Loud crashing noises are heard in the process.

Badman Jr: At a boy pop!

More noises are heard and Badman pops from the window.

Badman: It will just be a minute son, I'm getting him!

He goes back to fighting and crashing noises are heard.

Badman is seen popping his head from the window with a bandage on his nose and a black eye.

Badman: I got him now! Just gotta throw him in the trash!

He goes back down again and more crashing noises are heard.

This time when Badman pops his head from the window, he is seen with two black eyes, a bloody nose and some bandages on his head.

Badman: It will only be a minute now son... he's begging for mercy!

He goes back down again and is seen walking around dizzy.

Singing Cat: Come on buddy!

Badman snaps out of it and charges at the cat only for him to get kicked in the face causing him to go back to his house.

Badman Jr: FATHER! Thrown out by a weak cat! Ohhh the shame of it!

Badman: Now wait a minute son! No cat was ever match for you father. I'll just go back in there and finish off that bouncing moron!

While walking away, he gets an idea.

Badman: Bouncing?

He then looks at his couch.

Badman: Hmmm...

He goes to his couch and gets some springs under the matts.

Badman: This outta do the outta do the trick!

He puts the springs on his feet and starts bouncing back outside.

Meanwhile, the cat sees him with the springs and starts clapping at him.

The cat starts bouncing like how he is and Badman follows him.

While bouncing on some trash, Badman accidentally bounces way high causing him to go up.

While coming back down, the cat punches him in the face causing him to get thrown back to his house.

Badman Jr: Beaten up by a cat. Now people will point at me saying: "There goes the kid who's father was thrown out by a cat!". Ohhh the shame of it! Such a father I have who won't even let his son up!

Badman: Son up... yeah... son up... (He shakes his head) Now wait a minute son! You gotta listen to me! This cat is a powerful one! Like a boxer or something!

Badman Jr: Oh... now people will point at me saying: "There goes the kid who's father is a lier!"!

Badman: I am NOT lying!

The Singing Cat is seen passing by a fence outside.

Badman: Here, look for yourself outside the window!

Badman Jr looks outside the window to see a small white kitten passing by.

Badman Jr: Ohh...

He puts a paper bag on his head.

Badman: Now what is that for son??

Badman Jr: I'm ashamed to show my face in public...

Badman: NOW CUT THAT OUUTTT!!!

He takes the paper bag off of his son's head.

Badman: Look, how about we forget about the whole entire thing and have a niiiice juicy lollipop!

He gives him a orange lollipop.

Badman Jr: First Coward ness, then lying. And now, bribery!

He licks the lollipop.

Badman Jr: (Swallows) Well, looks like I have to be the villain for this short family...

He goes outside from the window while Badman looks at him.

Badman Jr: Hmmm...

He then finds the same Kitten he saw through the window.

Badman Jr: There's a victim now!

He finds a fly paper on the trash bin lid.

Badman Jr: I bet I can easily catch him with this fly paper!

He takes the paper and follows the cat.

The Singing Cat is seen looking at him go through one of the gates.

Badman is seen scared and shocked.

Badman: AHHHH!!! That powerful cat is after my only son!

He then charges at the cat.

Badman: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!

He jumps on the cat.

While Frida is seen passing by, Badman Jr is seen looking for the kitten.

Badman Jr: Now where did that kitten go??

Frida: Looking for something?

Suddenly, the singing cat and Badman stumble upon Badman Jr and bump into him.

Frida: Woah! What the heck??

It then shows the singing cat getting up with a fly paper on his chest with Badman in it.

He looks at his chest in confusion and shock.

Badman is seen dizzy getting up but shakes his head.

Badman: Junior? Junior?! Are you ok Junior? YAAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!

It then shows the cat struggling to get the paper off of him.

Frida: What on earth is going on?

Badman: Now people will point at ME and say: "There goes the villain who had his only son swallowed by a cat!"!

He then puts a paper bag on his head.

Badman: Ohhhh the shame of it!

It then shows the singing cat with the fly paper on his chest.

Suddenly, the fly paper opens and Badman Jr is seen licking his lollipop.

The singing cat licks part of it causing Badman Jr to look back at him.

Badman Jr licks his lollipop with a smile looking back at the cat while it irises out on him.







CHAPTER 1: TEMPER TEMPER

WARNING: The story consists swearing in it.

FEBRUARY 14TH 2019...

It starts off with a dark neighbourhood indicating night time.

The 5 Guys are seen coming out of Sunny Funny's house.

Guy 1: Well that was very embarrassing...

Guy 5: Let's go to our house and think of our next plan...

Rest: Yeah boy!

They all leave and the screen cuts to black.

PRESENT DAY: MARCH 16TH 2019

It starts off with morning showing Sunny Funny's house.

It takes the audience inside where Sunny Funny is seen washing dishes.

Frida is seen in the living room drinking sprite and watching TV.

It then cuts to Buckaroo, Mouse, Heart Head, AsphaltianOof, Skulldozer, Zulzo and Azaz playing Uno.

Mouse: BINGO!!! MY VERY FIRST WIN!

Rest: Awwww!

Heart Head: Let's play again!

Buckaroo: Yeah! This time, Heart Head shuffles the cards.

Skulldozer: Ok!

Zulzo: Got it.

AsphaltianOof: I got a question, is Uno a instrument?

Azaz: ASPHALTIANOOF, I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING SPONGEBOB REFERENCES...

AsphaltianOof: Fine! At least I am inspired from a character unlike you!

Mouse: Can we quit screaming and get to playing?

Heart Head: Cards are done!

He tosses 10 cards to everyone on the table.

Everyone then looks at their cards.

Azaz: Hmmm...

He hides a card in his pocket. AsphaltianOof however catches him in the act.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT THE... YOU CHEATED YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Buckaroo: What?!

Skulldozer: AZ!! PLAY FAIR AND SQUARE!!

Frida then comes in to the room.

Frida: What are you guys yelling about?

Zulzo: Nothing. We were playing Uno.

AsphaltianOof: And my friend Azaz cheated!

Mouse: For shame!

Heart Head: Yeah!

Frida: Uno? Can I join you guys?

Azaz: Do so!

Frida: Ok!

She grabs a chair and sits down with the seven.

Skulldozer: Now we got a girl in the game!

Buckaroo: Finally someone who's not a male!

Frida blushes.

The eight continue playing Uno.

Sunny Funny then comes in.

Sunny Funny: Oh! You joined them?

Frida: Yeah I did. I kinda wanna peek interest in what they do.

Sunny Funny: They commonly play this game together when all of the seven are there.

Frida: Oh! Ok then.

Sunny then leaves the room and head downstairs.

AsphaltianOof: a blue TEN! Your turn Frida!

Frida: Hmmm... a blue one?

Azaz: Excellent! Your getting ahead of us already!

Skulldozer: A yellow one everyone! Switch colours mate!

Frida: Oh crap, I have no yellows...

Mouse: Be sure to copy the number to change the colour. If none, pick one out of the deck!

He points at the large pile of cards.

Frida: Thanks rodent!

Mouse: Call me Mouse!

Heart Head: Yipee! A green one!

Skulldozer: CRAP!!

Zulzo: I got a green five.

Buckaroo: Here's a red five!

Frida: Umm...

Azaz: Take your time!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah, no rushes.

Frida picks a card from the deck.

Mouse: Are you sure you don't have any reds or the same number?

Frida: Nu uh...

Heart Head: Alrighty.

They continue playing the game.

It cuts to the 5 Guys thinking about their next plan at their house.

Guy 4: Well, ever since we died, we lost all of our dough...

Guy 2: And our house is stinky because of it being left alone for months...

Guy 1: Let's get our REVENGE on the world everyone.

Guy 3: Smart thinking! But how?

Guy 5: Yeah...

Guy 1: I made a killer machine robot that looks just like the flower Buckaroo was dating.

Guy 2: Really?? How?

Guy 1 whistles loudly and a robot that is all grey and white comes in.

Guy 3 and 4: Cooool!

Guy 1: I call her, The Flower Bot 666!

Guy 2: She's the perfect plan! Now we can start our war on Pensacola!

Guy 5: Muhahahahaha!

Guy 1: Let's go outside into some bushes. I heard of another one called: "Moony UnFunny". We shall capture her.

Guy 3: What's a "Moony UnFunny".

Guy 1: Trust me, I know her when I see her. I read The Election! and it's epilogues.

Rest: Ok!

It cuts back to the eight playing Uno.

An hour passes by...

Heart Head: I win again!

Buckaroo: Well, so far... it's been 4 for me, 5 for Mouse, 2 for AsphaltianOof, 3 for Azaz, 3 for Skulldozer, 2 for Zulzo, 6 for Heart Head and 1 for Frida.

Frida: This game sucks!

Mouse: Oh come on! Are you sure it sucks?

Skulldozer: Your skills were getting way ahead of us!

Frida: No I was not!

Azaz: Where too!

Frida: Was not!

Zulzo: Guys guys guys guys guys... and a girl... how about we do 30 more minutes of this and see what happens next.

AsphaltianOof: Ok!

Heart Head: It's a deal!

Frida: (Sigh)

30 minutes later...

Frida: This game SUCKS!!

Mouse: Calm down! It's just a game!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah!

Frida: You know what I gotta say to this game?

Azaz: What?

She puts on her goggles, grabs everyone's cards and the deck and vaporizes them all.

Skulldozer: WHAT THE HELL?!

Zulzo: That costed Sunny 25 dollars!

Frida: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!

Buckaroo: Frida! Calm down! It's just a ga--

Angered, she attempts to zap Buckaroo but he ducks fast.

Buckaroo: THE FUCK?!

AsphaltianOof: Look! Why are you mad at u--

She zaps AsphaltianOof's hand setting it on fire.

AsphaltianOof: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY FUCKING HAND!!!!

Azaz: You psychopath!

She zaps Azaz's hair creating a hole in it.

Azaz: M-M-My hair...

Heart Head: FRIDA HAVE YOU GONE NUTS?! STOP I--

She zaps Heart Head on one of his shapes causing a hole in it.

Heart Head: YEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!

Skulldozer: THAT'S IT!!

He pulls out his Brenner 21 machine gun.

Skulldozer: You better st--

She zaps him in overkill mode heating him up.

Skulldozer: OUCH OHHHHH OW OOOO OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!

He is seen running around in pain slapping himself trying to cool himself down.

Zulzo: I'm out of here!!

Zulzo quickly runs out of the room.

Mouse: That's it!

Frida is seen zapping Skulldozer but Mouse quickly grabs her goggles.

Frida: HEY!!

Mouse: Nanny nanny boo boo!

He runs off with her goggles.

Frida: GIVE THOSE BACK YOU ANNOYING RODENT!!

He is seen near a open window.

Mouse: You want them back! Go get them!

He throws the goggles out the window.

Frida: MY GOGGLES!!

Heart Head: Serves her right!

Frida: SHUT UP HEART FACE!! Now you dirty mouse, you are gonna get yours!

Mouse: Uh oh! I better vamoose!

He jumps out the window and lands on a bush safely and un-injured.

The next scene shows AsphaltianOof with a black hand, Buckaroo shocked and Azaz with a hole in his hair sitting on the couch.

Sunny Funny then comes to the living room.

Sunny Funny: What the heck happened?

Buckaroo: Blame it on your human friend.

Sunny Funny: Frida?

AsphaltianOof: Yeah! She burnt my hand clean!

Azaz: And made a hole in my hair!

Sunny Funny: She WHAT?! I'm gonna go see if she's ok...

She runs up stairs to find Frida.

Meanwhile...

The 5 Guys are seen hiding in a bush.

Guy 3: Where is this Moony girl you talk about?

Guy 1: There!

She points at a purple deformed flower on the sidewalk.

Guy 2: Gah! She looks hideous...

Guy 4: Agreed...

Guy 5: Well, we gotta do what we need to do.

Guy 1: You guys make loud sounds so we can lurk her towards us.

Guy 3: Ok!

It quickly goes back to Frida upstairs with a angered face.

Sunny Funny then finds her.

Sunny Funny: There you are! What happened to AsphaltianOof and Azaz?

Frida: I-I zapped them.

Sunny Funny: What?!

Frida: I got too angered with their annoying Uno game.

Sunny Funny: But why would you do that?? Where are your goggles?

Frida: I... just lost control of myself... Mouse threw them out a window.

Sunny Funny: He may have done the right thing...

Frida: I guess your right, can I apologize to the three?

Sunny Funny: Do too!

The two go downstairs and Frida comes in with a more sorrow face.

Buckaroo: What do you want?

Frida: I uh... am sorry for my actions...

AsphaltianOof: ... You almost LITERALLY killed us...

Frida: I know but--

Buckaroo: You got mad OVER a damn card game and zapped AsphaltianOof's hand and Azaz's hair along with Heart Head and Skulldozer.

Azaz: Where is Heart Head and Dozer anyway?

Buckaroo: The two left due to injuries. Anyways, do you have ANY idea of what you could have done if Mouse did not take away your goggles?

Frida: (Sigh) Yeah...

Buckaroo: GOOD! Now LEAVE us be! I am way too scared to go NEAR you!

Azaz: Yeah you slut!

Azaz's final word makes Frida shocked and she leaves without saying anything else.

Sunny Funny then enters the living room.

Sunny Funny: Where's Frida?

AsphaltianOof: She left.

Buckaroo: Good thing as well! I am scared of her now!

Sunny Funny: (Sigh)

Frida leaves Sunny Funny's house and is seen outside.

Frida: I guess Buckaroo was right... I do need to control my temper...

She finds her goggles in the grass.

She retrieves them and puts them on her head.

Frida: Well, I'm leaving for now...

Meanwhile...

Moony UnFunny is seen walking down the streets until she hear's a snap noise.

Moony UnFunny: What was that?

She turns behind her to see a bush.

Moony UnFunny: Hmmm...

She goes near the bush.

Moony UnFunny: I'm gonna check this out now...

She goes inside the bush and finds behind it; She sees Guy 1.

Guy 1: Hello Moony! Glad you could join us!

Moony UnFunny: Umm, what?

She is suddenly knocked out by Guy 3.

Guy 1: Perfect and splendid! She's great for our plan! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Guy 5: I decided to call me a intelligent robber.

Guy 3: A robber?

Guy 2: Nice!

Guy 4: Who's his name? For what heist?

Guy 5: He's gonna rob us a bank. And he goes by the name...

The screen quickly cuts to black.

Guy 5: Wild Card.



CHAPTER 2: BLAMED FOR IT

It shows Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz sitting on the couch.

Buckaroo: How's your hand Asp?

AsphaltianOof: It's doing much better now. Goodness! Frida was so triggered!

Azaz: Agreed! She needs to control her temper or she might have less friends...

Buckaroo: Like seriously?! Are you kidding me?! Over a damn card game??

AsphaltianOof: I know right!

The news suddenly comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Security camera footage caught the infamous 5 Guys on tape! They were killed back in December 2018 but have somehow returned... one person who might be the cause for this is Buckaroo. Please be sure to render him to the police. More updates will come soon!

AsphaltianOof: 5 GUYS REVIVED?!

Azaz: BUCKAROO?!

Buckaroo: Wait... WHAT?!

AsphaltianOof: BUCKAROO WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

Buckaroo: But... but... but but but but... OHHHHH FUCK THIS!!

Azaz: You have got some serious explaining to do! TELL US WHY YOU DID IT!!

AsphaltianOof: Yeah! We need to know!

Buckaroo: (Sigh)

Azaz: Go on! We are your friends! We NEED to know!

Buckaroo: Well you see... on February 14th 2019, I was very lonely and had no one. So, I decided to revive the said guys and they helped me earn Sunny's heart. I think they left to plan something...

AsphaltianOof: You revived them to help you earn Sunny as a valentine??

Buckaroo: Correct. Because I am very shy and a coward.

Azaz: You could have asked us!

Buckaroo: But you were not my friends at the time!

AsphaltianOof: Oh yeah... anyways, we NEED to stop these guys before they wreck havoc again. We heard about these men and they are dangerous!

Buckaroo: I used to work for them! Ten years!

Azaz: Holy moly...

Buckaroo: How about we think about this in the morning? I don't think they should be able to wreck off the town easily.

AsphaltianOof: I guess you are right.

Azaz: Yeah, I am too tired to deal with this anyways... let's get going to bed.

AsphaltianOof: I'll actually stay downstairs watching TV.

Azaz: Ok! I will sleep in a bedroom.

Buckaroo: I'm tired AF!

The two go upstairs to sleep while AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV.

Sunny Funny then comes to the living room.

Sunny Funny: Where's Buckaroo and Azaz?

AsphaltianOof: They head upstairs to go to sleep. I need to tell you something important.

Sunny Funny: What is it?

AsphaltianOof: You might not like this but, Buckaroo revived the 5 Guys to help him get your love on Valentine's Day.

Sunny Funny: Wait... WHAT?!

AsphaltianOof: Correct that!

Sunny Funny: But why?! He could have just asked me out without their help!

AsphaltianOof: He said to me and Az that he was too shy and a coward to do so.

Sunny Funny: Ohhh no! This is the worst mistake he has ever made!

AsphaltianOof: Agreed. Well, I'm just gonna be the lazy blockhead I am.

Sunny Funny: I'm gonna go to the kitchen. I can't even talk right now!

She leaves while AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV.

Meanwhile...

The last bank of Pensacola is seen.

Suddenly, Wild Card comes to the scene with his jet pack.

Wild Card: Alright... here we are! Time to give these strangers the moolah!

He then goes inside the bank stealthily.

Inside shows him going like a boss and entering the vault.

Wild Card: Alright, the code is 8-9-2-10-12-7. Hopefully I get that correct!

He enters the code and the vault opens with steaming covering up the entire place.

Inside shows a shit ton of gold and cash.

Wild Card: Ohhhh, that's hot! That's hot!

Suddenly, a night guard spots him.

Night Guard: FREEZE!

Wild Card sees him.

Wild Card: Not today sucker!

He shoots him in the chest killing him.

Wild Card: Now to get this dough! Boy the five strangers are gonna be proud!

It then cuts back to the 5 Guys in their house.

Moony UnFunny then wakes up and she is seen tied up.

Moony UnFunny: Ugh... where am I?

She then sees that she is tied up.

Moony UnFunny: What the?! Where am I?! What is this place?

Guy 4: Hello hostage.

Moony UnFunny: HOSTAGE?! Who are you?! Where am I?!

The rest of the guys appear.

Guy 3: We are so happy you can join us!

Guy 2: We are pleased to see you!

Moony UnFunny: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Guy 5: That is none of your concern.

Guy 1: What really matter is that you are here with us.

Moony UnFunny: What do you want from me?!

Guy 2: Nothing much. We just want you to join us. AS A VILLAIN.

Moony UnFunny: A villain? You guys are evil?

Guy 5: CORRECT!

Guy 4: Glad we are getting to know each other well now!

Moony UnFunny: But why did you tie me up? Where am I anyhow?

Guy 1: You are in our house.

Guy 3: We are keeping you because you are special to our plans.

Moony UnFunny: What plans?

Guy 5: Taking over Pensacola for getting us killed months ago!

Moony UnFunny: Wait, you guys have been trying to destroy Pensacola BEFORE us?

Guy 2: Who's "us"?

Moony UnFunny: My friends! They were defeated a few weeks ago. And now we all have been separated and parted. We can't seem to find all of them.

Guy 1: Shucks... that is sad... but what we have for you in store is something good!

Moony UnFunny: What's that?

Guy 3 and 4 pull out paint buckets.

Moony UnFunny: What are those for?

Guy 5: You'll find out soon!

It then cuts to Wild Card with a crap ton of bags in a truck.

Wild Card: That is everything! Now I shall get going and vamoose!

He drives the truck off.

Meanwhile...

It shows AsphaltianOof watching TV.

Sunny Funny then comes in.

Sunny Funny: You really need to find a hobby...

AsphaltianOof: Oh come on! You always say that!

Sunny Funny: No like seriously. You can't be that utterly lazy!

AsphaltianOof: It's not that bad. Just staying awake, being lazy and having a seat doesn't feel bad.

Sunny Funny: (Sigh) You better find a hobby soon or you might have problems...

She leaves the living room.

AsphaltianOof: HAHAHA! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

It goes back to the 5 Guys.

Guy 2, 3 and 4 are seen painting Moony UnFunny.

Guy 3: All done!

They then get away from the scene to show Moony painted as Sunny Funny.

Guy 3: Completed!

Moony UnFunny: What did you paint me to?

Guy 4: Have a look.

He gives her a mirror and she looks at herself.

Moony UnFunny: You drew me into my original counterpart??

Guy 5: Correct!

Guy 1: And now... here's the plan. We want you to break into said counterpart's house and bring Sunny to us! We will be needing her.

Moony UnFunny: Ok... I'll try.

Guy 2: You won't try. You will do it.

Moony UnFunny: (Sigh) Fine...

She then leaves the house and heads to Sunny's house.

Guy 3: While she does that, we shall get the Flower Bot 666 ready!

Guy 1: Perfect! Muhahahahaha!



CHAPTER 3: ANOTHER DIMENSION

It shows Wild Card entering the 5 Guys' house.

Wild Card: I got you your dough strangers!

Guy 3: EXCELLENT!

Guy 5: Amazing work Wild Card!

Wild Card: No mention in it! Now please excuse me. I must go back to working for Badman. Too doo lee doo!

Guy 1: Bye! Make sure to work for us again!

Wild Card: I will!

He activates his jet pack and flies off causing a hole in the roof.

Guy 4: Gah damnit...

Wild Card: Sorry!

Guy 2: Eh whatever. We gotta focus on plans.

Guy 1: Correct.

10:35 PM...

AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV.

Sunny Funny then comes in staring at him.

AsphaltianOof: Hey! What do you want?

She just stays there looking at him.

AsphaltianOof: Umm... ok?

She does not even say a word.

AsphaltianOof: Well, Imma go to sleep. It's getting late.

He turns off the TV and goes upstairs to sleep with Azaz.

Sunny Funny: (Breaks the fourth wall) It's actually me, Moony!

10:46 PM...

It then shows AsphaltianOof sleeping with Azaz in bed.

The bedroom door creeks open and Moony UnFunny enters.

AsphaltianOof then wakes up.

AsphaltianOof: Buckaroo?

He then looks closer to see Moony.

AsphaltianOof: Oh hey Sunny! What are you doing here?

She then leaves the room.

AsphaltianOof: Umm, hey Azaz. Wake up.

Azaz: Ugh. What Asp?

AsphaltianOof: I saw Sunny Funny standing at the door.

Azaz: You did? What was she doing?

AsphaltianOof: Nothing! I think we should check to see what she is doing.

Azaz: You sure?

AsphaltianOof: Yeah!

Azaz: Ok.

The two go downstairs to find the basement door left open.

Azaz: Hmm, I wonder why this is open.

AsphaltianOof: Should we check? Maybe Sunny is down there.

Azaz: I guess you are right. Let's do so!

The two go downstairs and are not heard from again.

The screen cuts to black.

It then shows the 5 Guys playing around with the money.

Guy 3: How do you think Buckaroo is doing?

Guy 4: Hopefully fine.

Guy 5: I hope he loves our spectacular plan we are making.

Guy 2: He might!

Guy 1: On March 22nd, we start our attack boys.

Guy 3: Got it! Can't wait!

In the morning...

It shows Sunny Funny washing the dishes in the kitchen.

Buckaroo then comes to the kitchen.

Sunny Funny: Hi, what do you want?

Buckaroo: Have you seen AsphaltianOof and Azaz? I can't even find them since last hour.

Sunny Funny: I couldn't find them either. Maybe they finally got a hobby! They could be outside.

Buckaroo: Hmm, I guess you are right.

Sunny Funny: Also, quick thing. AsphaltianOof told me what you did on February 14th 2019.

Buckaroo: (Gets nervous) Umm, uh... (sweats)

Sunny Funny: You don't need to worry! You could have just told me it before!

Buckaroo: I could have?

Sunny Funny: Yeah! No need to be shy or nervous on Valentine's Day!

Buckaroo: Ohhh damnit, now the 5 Guys are gonna plan a attack! I must stop them!

Sunny Funny: Ok... good luck though...

He then leaves the kitchen and goes outside.

Suddenly, he sees a black portal.

Buckaroo: What the heck is that?

He then goes near the portal.

Buckaroo: Hmm... Imma head in!

He then jumps into the portal.

Back at Sunny's...

Sunny Funny is seen washing the dishes until she hears a loud bang in the basement.

Sunny Funny: What was that??

She then heads to the basement and sees the door open.

Azaz: Sunny! Why are you doing this?!

AsphaltianOof: Stop please!

Sunny Funny: Sunny?! Azaz and AsphaltianOof?! OH MY GOD!!

She rushes downstairs to the basement and turns on the light.

She then sees a figure that looks just like her with a knife.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Moony UnFunny: Hello sister! Glad you could join!

Azaz: Help!

It then cuts back to Buckaroo where he is teleported to the Steven Universe dimension.

Buckaroo: What is this place?

He then sees a house on a hill.

Buckaroo: Hmm... I think I might give that place a visit!

It goes back to Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FRIENDS?!

Moony UnFunny: Don't you remember?

She then grabs a bucket of water and pours it all over her washing off the paint.

Sunny Funny: MOONY?!

Moony UnFunny: Correct! And I am like this thanks to you flower BITCH!

Sunny Funny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY DAMN HOUSE?!

Moony UnFunny: I'm gonna kidnap you and kill your friends for what you did to me!

AsphaltianOof: That hideous bitch...

Sunny Funny: NO YOU ARE NOT!

She then kicks Sunny on the kneecaps.

Moony UnFunny: Who's gonna save you now huh?! I work for the 5 Guys! And not the restaurant!

Azaz and AsphaltianOof: THE 5 GUYS?!

AsphaltianOof: Man I wish she was talking about the fast food place!

Sunny Funny: You bitch of a clone...

AsphaltianOof however is able to rip his ropes apart.

AsphaltianOof: Yes!

Moony UnFunny: It's time for you to die!

Suddenly, she is stabbed in the chest.

AsphaltianOof: QUICK!! RUN FAST!!

He grabs Azaz.

Azaz: Woah! Calm down!

Sunny Funny: How did yo--

AsphaltianOof: NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS!! RUNNN!!

Moony UnFunny: GAH!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!

The three run out of the basement while Moony is suffering from severe pain in her chest.

It then goes back to the 5 Guys.

Guy 1: You know, if she fails, we can carry out our attack soon! But let's just wait and see.

Guy 5: Goody!

Guy 3: I can't wait!!

It then cuts back to Buckaroo up the cliff.

Buckaroo: Oh my damn this is hard to walk! Let's hope I don't fall...

He then sees the rusty house.

Buckaroo: Oh boy! Let's see what goodies we can find!

He then excitedly runs to the house.

Buckaroo: Ok, just gotta caaalm down...

He blows on his hands.

Buckaroo: 3... 2... 1... GO!!

He knocks on the door.

While waiting, he is seen humming while checking his hat.

The door opens and a purplish figure is seen.

???: Hello?

Buckaroo looks up.

Buckaroo: Why hellOOOO THERE!!!

He then turns all white.



CHAPTER 4: ATTACK PLAN

The 5 Guys are seen in their house waiting.

Guy 3: When do we start our attack?

Guy 1: Can't you just be patient for once?

Guy 3: Sorry...

Guy 4: Wait, where's Moony?

Guy 2: Dunno.

Guy 5: She has not came back since thirty minutes ago!

Suddenly, the front door busts open and Moony is seen with a bloody stomach.

Guy 1: Moony?!

Moony UnFunny: GAH!! Those bastards got me good!

Guy 3: What happened?!

Moony UnFunny: I GOT STABBED!! Can't you see?! I'm dying!

Guy 5: Ohhh shit... looks like the flower came prepared...

Guy 3: Looks like it!

Guy 1: Well come on boys! We gotta patch her up!

Guy 4: Ok!

Meanwhile...

Buckaroo is seen in a dark room on a bed.

He then wakes up.

Buckaroo: Ohhhh... what happened?

He then looks around to see darkness.

Buckaroo: HEY!! Where am I?! Who turned off the lights??

The light then turns on.

???: Are you awake?

Buckaroo: Who's there?!

Pearl: Calm down! It's me, Pearl.

Buckaroo: Wait... I think have seen you somewhere before...

Pearl: If you know, I am from Steven Universe.

Buckaroo: Oh yeah! I watched that show with my two friends who look like they've came from Minecraft or Roblox!

Pearl: Well, it's nice to meet you! What's your name?

Buckaroo: Me? Call me Buckaroo.

Pearl: That sounds like a great name!

Steven Universe, Garnet, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Bismuth, Connie and Amethyst come in the room.

Buckaroo: There's more of you?!

Steven Universe: Yeah! It's nice to see you!

Garnet: Sorry if I scared you when I answered the front door.

Buckaroo: Y-you are all the people I saw in Steven Universe!

Lapis Lazuli: Correcto!

Peridot: Geez, he looks like a horse...

Connie: Agreed.

Buckaroo: Correction: I AM a horse. A horse humanoid that is.

Bismuth: What's your name?

Buckaroo: Buckaroo.

Amethyst: Sounds like a funny name!

Pearl: Buckaroo, This is Steven, Bismuth, Lapis, Peridot, Garnet, Connie and Amethyst.

Garnet: What brings you here anyways?

Buckaroo: Well you see... umm...

Steven Universe: Take your time!

Buckaroo: OH YEAH!! I REMEMBER NOW!

Lapis Lazuli: What is it?

Buckaroo: Well... it's a long story. Basically, I was a former criminal and robber.

Garnet: What?!

Connie: Your an outlaw??

Buckaroo: I worked for these men called "The 5 Guys"! I redeemed myself after I realized that villainy is not a very good path to life!

Pearl: Good for you!

Bismuth: 5 Guys? Are you talking about the restaurant?

Buckaroo: No no! Not that! They are five black figures with white eyes. They like to destroy Pensacola and want to rip it to shreds!

Pearl: I think I know what Pensacola is. I've been there before.

Peridot: Buckaroo is not alone on being a former villain. I was one two!

Lapis Lazuli: Can't forget all about me!

Garnet: Well we know about that...

Buckaroo: I also made my biggest mistake when I revived the five. I can't explain further why I did so. We need to get back there! I heard they are planning to destroy the city and launch a attack!

Peridot: Well great...

Steven Universe: Don't panic Buckaroo! Pearl knows a man who can help us!

Pearl: Yes I do!

A portal suddenly opens for some reason.

Pearl: Come on everybody! Let's go!

Connie: Got it!

The Steven Universe characters jump into the portal and Buckaroo follows.

Meanwhile...

Moony UnFunny is seen patched on her back.

Moony UnFunny: Ohhh the unbearable PAIN!!

Guy 4: We are sorry this happened to you...

Guy 3: Yeah, we should have known better!

Moony UnFunny: Ohhh it's not your fault. It was mine!

Guy 1: Well guys, how's the time we plan our attack!

Guy 2: Oh boy!

Guy 5: So what is the plan?

Guy 1: OHHHHHH BOOOTTTTYY!!

The Flower Bot 666 comes by.

Guy 1: Watch this fellas.

Guy 2: Ok!

Guy 1 then puts a substance in the bot's hole behind it's back.

Guy 3: Now what?

Guy 4: Yeah.

Guy 1: Wait for it...

Suddenly, the Flower Bot 666 grows into a massive giant that destroys the house.

Guy 5: There goes our house...

Moony UnFunny: GAAHH!!!

Guy 2: Nice m8!

Guy 1: Come on guys... we have some dirty business to do!!

Guy 3: We'll be back for you later Moony.

Moony UnFunny: Ok!

The 5 Guys are seen going to Pensacola while the giant robot follows them.

On a cliff, Vandal Buster II is seen looking at them.

Vandal Buster II: Looks like it's my time to rise...

The screen cuts to black.

It shows a cat like creature named Spiffy and a dog named Shadow Projects is going fixing potions.

Spiffy Pictures: Nice! Looks like that is enough hard work for today!

Suddenly, the portal opens and Pearl, Steven Universe, Amethyst, Garnet, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Bismuth, Connie and Buckaroo come out of it.

Spiffy Pictures: Weelll! My good friends are back!

Pearl: Nice to see you Spiffy!

Lapis Lazuli: You see, we need you to meet our new friend.

Peridot: He's from a troubled world.

Shadow Projects: Woof! Who is he?

Buckaroo: Here I am. My name's Buckaroo by the way.

Spiffy Pictures: Nice to meet you! What seems to be your dilemma anyways?

Bismuth: Well, you see...

Garnet: He revived some of his friends who were villains and now they are plotting to attack this city called "Pensacola".

Spiffy Pictures: Pensacola? Lol! I have been spying on that place for quite a while now. Sure! I'll be able to help you all!

Connie: Sweet!

Steven Universe: Thanks!

Shadow Projects: Yeah yeah your welcome!

Spiffy Pictures: Anyways. Let's get you all to that dimension and stop the so-called villains!

He opens a large yellowish portal with a lever.

Buckaroo: It takes us to Pensacola. Right?

Spiffy Pictures: Correct!

Amethyst: Can't wait to see what it looks like!

Peridot: Me too!

Shadow Projects: See you girls and boys later!

Pearl: You too!

They all leave the lab by entering the portal.

Spiffy Pictures: (Sigh) I always remembered being a villain...



CHAPTER 5: NO MORE MR. NICE GUYS!

Meanwhile in Pensacola...

Guy 1: Now Flower Bot 666. It's YOUR time to strike.

The FB666 nods it's head.

Guy 2: Alright.

Guy 5: Now, DESTROY PENSACOLA!!

Flower Bot 666: Kill mode... activated...

It then goes around destroying buildings.

Screwer: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Masked Menace: Well fuck... I am outta here!

Jeffygeist: Me too!

The two villainous friends quickly leave.

Guy 4: Nice!

Guy 3: I agree! They deserve this!

Guy 1: That's right by little bot. Rise... RISE... RIIIIIIISSSSEEEEEE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Sunny Funny are seen looking out through a window scared and shocked.

Azaz: I really hope Buckaroo comes!

Sunny Funny: Me too! Hopefully he can stop that clone of me along with the 5 Guys!

AsphaltianOof: Are you talking about a restaurant?

Azaz: No silly!

Skulldozer, Zulzo, Heart Head, Radish, Clementine, Mario, Jeffy, Frida and Mouse are seen looking at the robot in terror.

Mario: What is that?!

Skulldozer: Looks like we are under attack...

Zulzo: Shit...

Frida: What are we gonna do?!

Heart Head: Dunno...

Radish: Well, we have three options. Number one, panic. Number two, panic. And number three. PAAAANNNNNIIICCCCCCCCC!!!

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Clementine: Guys! We shouldn't panic!

Suddenly, a tree near them is sliced apart by a saw that was thrown at it.

Mouse: Or should we?

Mario: Maybe we should...

A portal opens and Pearl, Steven Universe, Connie, Bismuth, Buckaroo, Peridot, Lapis Lazuli, Garnet and Amethyst come out of it.

Pearl: WHAT ON EARTH?!

Bismuth: Holy moly!

Lapis Lazuli: Looks like they have started an attack!

Connie: We can't let them get away!

Buckaroo: Ohhhh this is my fault!!

Steven Universe: No it is not!

Peridot: Yeah! You shouldn't blame yourself!

Garnet: Everybody always redeems themselves.

Amethyst: We need to get rid of that robot first...

Buckaroo: You guys do it. I am gonna try to find the guys!

Pearl: Ok!

Connie: Just don't get killed!

Buckaroo: I won't!

The SU characters run off to stop the bot while Buckaroo tries to find the 5 Guys.

Frida: We can't just die like this!

Mario: I'm outta here!

Jeffy: Me too! Cowards can survive sometimes!

The two run off.

Screwer is seen running to them with a panic.

Screwer: GUYS!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS!!!

Skulldozer: Me too!

Zulzo: We need to stop that robot somehow!

Mouse: Agreed!

Buckaroo then comes by.

Buckaroo: I think I have some friends who can stop it.

Heart Head: Buckaroo!

Radish: You came back!

Buckaroo: No crap I did. I know the people who are behind this.

Clementine: You do?

Screwer: Who is it??

Buckaroo: It is my former villain team the 5 Guys.

All: WHAT?!

Buckaroo: Now don't panic! I am gonna find them while my Steven Universe friends try to do something about the robot!

Mouse: Ok!

Frida: After this, you have a TON of explaining to do...

Buckaroo: I know I do... I shouldn't have done this in the first place...

Parappa, PJ Berri, Matt Major, Katy Kat and Paula Fox are seen in the background shocked at the robot.

Parappa: What is going on?!

Paula Fox: That thing looks like Sunny!

Katy Kat: Except it looks hideous!

Heart Head: Buckaroo will explain everything to us.

Matt Major: Buckaroo did this?!

Skulldozer: No. he's part of this.

Zulzo: But he is a fallen victim to this.

PJ Berri: Ohhh...

Parappa: That explains quite a bunch.

Meanwhile, the SU characters are seen trying to get rid of the robot.

Lapis Lazuli: Hey you big bully!

The Flower Bot 666 turns around to see her.

Flower Bot 666: (Horrific growl)

Peridot: Don't scream at her!

Pearl: I think I may know a way to get rid of this menace!

Garnet: How?

Bismuth: Yeah! Tell us!

Pearl: Robots can't handle water. We need to take this beast to a beach or something.

Connie: Got it!

Steven Universe: Well come on! Let's make it go to a beach or something!

Amethyst: You heard Steven!

Peridot: But how do we get it's attention?

Lapis Lazuli sees the Pensacola beach.

Lapis Lazuli: Leave it to me...

Pearl: Um, ok...

She goes at the robot's front.

Lapis Lazuli: You want something to destroy? Come and get me!

Flower Bot 666: (Screams)

It starts to chase Lapis and it goes to the 5 Guys enjoying drinking their sodas and junk foods.

Guy 1: It feels so amazing to finally get back at Pensacola for everything they did to us!

Guy 5: Money talks!

Guy 4: Agreed!

Buckaroo then comes by and they notice him.

Guy 3: Buckaroo!

Guy 2: How are you doing pal? So glad you could finally join us!

Guy 1: Yeah, and together, we can destroy Pensacola!

Buckaroo: I am not here to do that.

Guy 1: Wh-what??

It goes back to Lapis Lazuli flying away from FB666 lurking it to the beach.

However, just at the last second, Lapis is grabbed by the robot.

Lapis Lazuli: GAH!! HELP MEE!!

Flower Bot 666: Now you are gonna get yours...

Suddenly, the robot is kicked in the face by something off-screen... it even causes her to let go of Lapis.

Flower Bot 666: GAH!!

Lapis Lazuli: Free!

She flies off.

The FB666 looks behind at she sees...

Vandal Buster II: Alright you. It's time for your end.

Flower Bot 666: Who are you you yellow purple shit?! IMMA GET YOU FOR THIS!

Vandal Buster II: You can try...

They pushes a bottom on their arm and fly off to the beach.

Flower Bot 666: COME BACK HERE!!

It chases after VB II.

Vandal Buster II: Big mistake robot...

It then makes a web-like line.

The robot trips over the line and falls into the water causing it to get brutally electrocuted

Flower Bot 666: GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

It is unable to get up and is shaking around rapidly.

Flower Bot 666: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

Suddenly, it explodes and pieces of debris fly around in the distance.

Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi are seen with a chocolate cake.

Red Yoshi: Well, it was very hard getting my mind off that new born invasion...

Blue Yoshi: Me too. For now, let's enjoy this cake!

Suddenly, a piece of the debris falls on the cake ruining it.

Red Demon: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Blue Demon: SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!

Vandal Buster II: Well that was a picky one.

The person then leaves into the trees.

Meanwhile...

Guy 2: What do you mean?!

Buckaroo: You see... I can't be a villain anymore...

Guy 4: WHY THOUGH?!

Guy 3: Yeah!! We have been together for almost 10 years!

Guy 1: AND YOUR GONNA BREAK APART OUR RELATIONSHIP ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY?!

Guy 5: Why?!

Buckaroo: Guys... let me explain... we are not doing ANYTHING right...

Guy 2 and Guy 5 look at each other.

Buckaroo: For the past ten years, we have accomplished nothing by ruining the city. We have been robbing, causing terrorist attacks, ruining buildings and snatching valuables. We have almost committed attempted murder.

Guy 5: Y-yeah? And?

Buckaroo: You see, if YOU are gonna keep doing that, you will have no friends at all! Like me, I redeemed myself and got friends!

Guy 2: His speech...

Guy 4: (Sobs) I can't believe it...

Buckaroo: I had a hard time getting through my past! I don't wanna go back to it! Please... I am begging you all to join me... we can make things right again...

Guy 1: Well... if you wanna quit villainy... I guess... (gulps)

Guy 3: We will join you... but it will be hard to do so...

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Thank you so much...

Suddenly, a piece of debris crashes near the six.

Guy 2: WOAH!!

Guy 1: What the hell was that?!

Buckaroo: I think it was your robot...

Guy 5: Huh... useless piece of shit kinda deserved it...

Guy 4: Agreed.

April 24th 2019...

It shows the 5 Guys at Sunny Funny's house.

Guy 2: You know, it is so much better to have friends than be alone.

AsphaltianOof: You know, you guys look cool since you are black figures!

Guy 5: Thank you pink blocks!

Azaz: Call him AsphaltianOof!

Frida: I like the 5 Guys! Their name reminds me of the restaurant!

Guy 3: Oh wow...

Guy 4: Well then. We just called ourselves that!

Guy 1: Yep. Sure did!

Sunny Funny: I don't understand why you guys were villains anyhow.

Guy 5: Neither do we. I don't think we even need to know!

Guy 2: Welp, we gotta get going! See you all later!

Heart Head: Bye!

Mouse: See you in Miami!

The 5 Guys leave Sunny's house.

Zulzo: Man, it's good to have our city back once again!

Skulldozer: Agreed.

Radish: Did I miss anything in the beginning?

Buckaroo: You missed a card game!

Frida: May I join?

AsphaltianOof: You promise not to get salty over the game again?

Frida: I promise...

Azaz: Ok then! EVERYBODY UPSTAIRS!!

The nine go upstairs and play uno.

Sunny Funny: Ahhh... it's great to live the life!

It irises out on her.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story may not have swearing in it.

It starts off with an old abandoned grocery shop.

Suddenly, a shadow of a rabbit is seen in the distancing sneaking on it.

It then quickly rebuilds it fastly and hammers a sign that says "JACK BUNNY'S GROCERY SHOP".

The shadow comes out of the distance to reveal a brown rabbit wearing a blue shirt with a cigar in his mouth.

Jack Bunny: Heh heh! This shall be great for business!

He then walks inside the grocery shop.

Inside, it shows him setting up random stuff.

However, a ghost is seen behind him and he doesn't even notice.

Jack Bunny is seen setting up multiple things in the store while the screen goes to black.

The next scene shows Frida walking down while humming happily.

She then sees the grocery store.

Frida: Hey! Well what do you know? They made a new grocery shop! I think I'm gonna check it out now!

She enters the grocery shop. Little does she know it's actually haunted.

Once she enters, she pictures the grocery shop all shiny.

Frida: It's amazing!! The design is quite unique!

She then comes closer to the front and sees Jack Bunny.

Jack Bunny: Why howdy there nipper! How may I help ya on this fine day?

Frida: Do you know where I can find clothes?

Jack Bunny: We have a ton of clothes at the back haven't we senior champ?

He then pulls out a green cactus puppet that is wearing a Mexican hat.

Senior Champ: Yes sir amigo! We has plenty!

Frida: Thanks! I'll see you later.

Jack Bunny: You too young mam!

She leaves Jack Bunny and goes to the back.

Frida: Geez, these look like amazing clothes!

Some ghosts are seen behind her and she does not notice them.

Ghost 3: What a fool.

Ghost 2: She doesn't even notice us!

Ghost 1: Probably because we are ghosts!

Ghost 4: Yeah...

They then disappear.

Frida: Hmm, I think I feel a cold presence... must be nothing! Just the ACs or something.

She then goes around the shop.

The Doulingo Owl is seen near a window while a ghostly face is seen near the corner of a wall.

Frida: These seem like nice shirts!

Doulingo Owl: Don't forget your Spanish lesson today... or you know what happens?

Frida: Huh?

She turns around to see nothing.

Frida: Must be me imagining things...

She goes to the fruits section.

Some demons are seen eating some bananas and Frida comes by not even noticing them.

Demon 2: What a freak!

Demon 1: She can't even notice us!

The two laugh.

Frida: I do like some apples!

She takes a bag and puts some apples in it.

The demon throws a banana at Frida but misses and it gets Jack instead.

Jack Bunny: Hey! Do you need anyth--

Suddenly, he gets hit in the face with banana peel.

Demon 2: Crap...

Demon 1: Let's leave!

Demon 2: Agreed.

The two then disappear.

Jack Benny: (Sigh)

Frida: What's wrong?

Jack Benny: Nothing... just got hit in the face with a banana peel...

He takes it off and throws it in the trash bin.

Jack Benny: Anything I can help you with?

Frida: Nope! I am perfectly good!

Jack Benny: Ok! Just call me if you need anything!

Frida: Ok!

He then leaves Frida.

Frida is seen then putting the plastic bag in a cart.

Frida: Well, I don't know what else I can see here... maybe some sweets might cheer me up!

She goes to find some candy.

In the candy session, two ghosts are seen eating kit kat while Frida comes by.

Ghost 5: Heh heh.

Ghost 4: I sure like me some chocolate!

Ghost 5: Agreed chum! Let's go while she shops around!

Ghost 4: Agreed!

The two then leave while Frida is seen looking for candy bars.

Gotta Sweep and The Robotic Janitor are seen going around sweeping things in their path

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!!

Frida: Ah, it's that broom. I better leave fast!

She leaves quickly before Gotta Sweep can bump into her.

It then shows Frida looking around for some vegetables.

Three ghosts are seen going around playing catch with a tomato.

Ghost 3: This is fun!

Ghost 2: I agree.

Ghost 1: Let's go play around with the clothes!

Ghost 3: Ok!

The three figures then leave and go to the back.

Frida: I do like some carrots!

Boko: Did someone say carrots?

Frida: Uhh...

She hides the carrots behind her back.

Frida: Nope...

Boko: Oh... ok then!

He leaves the section.

Frida: Whew, I got rid of him. I think I will go find some medicines!

Three demons are seen eating medicines like food.

Demon 2: Dude! Calm down on the vitamin C!

Demon 1: But it's sooooo good!

Demon 3: Well whatever...

Frida then comes by looking for back pain meds.

Demon 2: Eh, let's get outta here.

Demon 3: Ok!

Demon 1: Where's mommy?

Demon 2: Come in bud!

The three demons leave while Frida continues going around.

Jack Bunny is seen enjoying himself and setting up a cashier.

Jack Benny: Ain't it fun to have business?

Ghost 6: Yeah. Surrre is!

Jack Bunny: Who said that?

The ghost quickly leaves.

Jack Bunny: Huh, must be nothing...

He continues doing what he's doing.

It goes back to Frida.

Frida: Well, looks like I have everything I need!

She then goes to the front cashier.

Frida: I'd like to buy all these.

Jack Bunny: Sure! It will cost 30 bucks!

Frida: Ok!

The three demons are seen on the top.

Demon 2: What do we do?

Demon 1: How about we throw a piece of dynamite?

Demon 3: Smart idea!

The second demon lights up a dynamite and throws it on the ground while the two don't notice.

Frida: Here!

Jack Bunny: Thanks!

Frida: No problem!

She leaves the grocery shop.

Suddenly, Jack Bunny starts to smell something burning.

Jack Bunny: Huh...

He then puts his hand on the floor and picks up the dynamite without noticing.

Jack Bunny: For a second I thought it was a fire!

He then looks at the dynamite in his hand.

Jack Bunny: OHHHH YIPE!!!

He tries to let go of it but it explodes the whole entire scene.

When the smoke clears, Jack Bunny is seen more darker than he usually was (WARNING: This final scene might be offensive to some users)

He then looks at his shirt to see it's all dark black.

Jack Bunny (Deep voice): My oh my!

He looks at the audience and breaks the fourth wall.

Jack Bunny: Tattletale grey!

It then irises out on his shocked face.





CHAPTER 1: HE'S BACK

WARNING: The story might have swearing.

A MONTH HAS PASSED EVER SINCE THE GREAT WAR HAS ENDED. WE SHALL SEE WHAT EVERYBODY IS UP TO NOW.

It cuts to MarioFan2009's house where he is seen trying to come up with a new idea for stories.

MarioFan2009: Gah! Death Notes is so hard to make! Maybe I'll try in the morning...

He turns off his computer and heads upstairs.

Meanwhile...

Sunny Funny is seen at her house trying to recover from recent events.

Sunny Funny: I hope all of them die in hell for what they try to do to me...

NOW... PRESENT DAY MARCH 17TH, 2019.

It shows a pile of animals: Gooey, Anthony, Mug, Timmy, Joe and The Robotic Cat.

Gooey: Ohhhh God, what happened?

He gets up and sees bushes and trees.

Gooey: GUYS!! Wake up!!

He wakes up the rest of his friends.

Anthony: Huh? What happened?

Gooey: We got knocked out guys! Where are we?

Mug: I don't know...

Timmy: What do you mean where are we? We are in Pensacola...

Joe: Yeah!

A robotic meow is heard.

Gooey: Huh?

They look behind them to see the Robotic Cat.

He meows again.

Mug: Umm...

Anthony: That is the cat Fireman reconstructed!

Timmy: Yeah!

Joe: And it bumped into us.

Gooey: Explains why we were knocked out.

He then meows again.

Anthony: Guys, we need to tak--

Suddenly, a news paper flies on Mug's face.

Mug: What's this?

He pulls the newspaper off and reads it.

Timmy: What does it say?

Mug: The Big Bad General defeated! Fireman and his friends arrested for aiding him. The war is over... THE WAR IS OVER?!

Gooey: Wait... what time is it?!

Joe: Hmmm...

He looks around to see a pleasant city.

Anthony: I think they won... they got their city back safe and sound.

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Anthony then looks at the Robotic Cat.

Anthony: Hmmm... I think I might know a WAY to get back at them!

Gooey: You do? How?

Timmy: Well they defeated us. We need revenge now!

Anthony: And I know just a plan!

He points at the cat.

Joe: Looks great for a set!

Mug: Yeah, but he is slightly damaged... we need to fix him.

Anthony: Hey, how would you like to get fixed you robot of a feline?

The cat can't seem to nod his head so it makes a 👌sign with his fingers.

Joe: Ok! Let's get down to business!

30 minutes later...

Anthony, Mug, Timmy, Joe and Gooey come out of a bush all sweaty.

Anthony: Whew, we finally got him done didn't we?

Mug: Yep!

Gooey: Ok now, come out of there cat!

Joe: Can't wait to see his new behaviour!

Timmy: Agreed.

A darkened blacker version of the cat comes out with his head down.

When it raises his head, it lets out a horrific growl and is seen with red eyes.

Anthony: PERFEECCCT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The screen quickly cuts to black.

It then shows AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo and Azaz watching TV.

Sunny Funny then comes into the living room.

Sunny Funny: Are you guys going to sit still and stare at the TV?

Buckaroo: Oh come on! You never allow us to have our fun with interceptions!

Sunny Funny: Why can't you guys get a hobby?

AsphaltianOof: Well...

Azaz: We don't know...

Sunny Funny: Exactly! Just get up and do something!

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Fine...

He grabs the remote and turns off the TV.

Buckaroo: Come on guys, let's go to a movie theatre.

AsphaltianOof: Ok!

Azaz: Wanna join Sunny?

Sunny Funny: Meh, not really. I'll see you on the flip side.

Buckaroo: Ok!

The three get up and leave the house.

Back to the six...

The Robotic Cat is seen fully upgraded and can also shoot laser eyes.

Gooey: Cool!

Mug: I can't wait to take over Pensacola now!

Timmy: Me too!

Anthony: Come on guys, let's get going!

Joe: Ok!

The six then leave trying to figure out what to do first.

In a bush, they see Paula Fox minding her own business.

Anthony: I think I may have seen her in The Election!.

Joe: Really?

Anthony: Really really!

Gooey: Well... what should we do?

Mug: Let's kidnap her!

Timmy: But how? There's too many witnesses.

Mug: Oh yeah, leave it to me! I'll lurk her!

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Anthony: How are we gonna do that?

Gooey: What do foxes eat?

Joe: I heard they eat fish or worms!

Robotic Cat: Meow!

Anthony: Brilliant! Guess we can find some fish or worms somewhere.

Mug: I'll be right back.

2 minutes later...

Mug: Alright! I got some worms.

Timmy: (Click) Noice! Now she shall be able to smell them and we can get her!

Joe: Correct!

Gooey then places up the worms and all of them hide.

Paula Fox: Hmm, what's that smell?

She then sees a bush.

Paula Fox: I think I smell my favourite food: WORMS!!

She then quickly rushes behind the bush and finds worms.

Paula Fox: MMM MM!

Just as she is about to get the worms, Mug and Anthony tackle her to the ground and she is heard screaming for help.

The scene shows Paula Fox tied up scared. Her mouth is also taped.

Anthony: Great work fellas! We got her!

Paula Fox is heard screaming and mumbling.

Mug: Now what do we do?

Gooey: Well, I heard a dimension called "The Steven Universe Dimension".

Timmy: Noice! How do we get there?

Joe: Yeah!

Gooey: Well, since this is a story, basically ANYTHING is possible! So in that case...

He goes a few miles away, cracks his knuckles and spits on his hands.

Gooey: OPEN SESAME!!

Suddenly, a blue portal then opens up.

Anthony: Wooaaahh!

Paula Fox is surprised but scared.

Robotic Cat: Meow!

Mug: NICE!! How did you do that??

Timmy: He said anything is possible. So yeah.

Joe: Great! Me, Timmy and Mug will stay here and watch Paula while you guys do business!

Anthony: Ok! Come feline bot and Gooey, we gotta get some more hostages! Maybe...

Robotic Cat: Meow!

Gooey: Ok!

The two enter the portal and it closes.

It then shows Gooey, Anthony and Robotic Cat in the Steven Universe dimension.

Anthony: Interesting place!

Gooey: Agreed!

They then hide in a bush.

Along come Pearl, Steven Universe, Garnet and Amethyst.

Garnet: So, Pearl. Where have you been?

Pearl: You see, I was in another dimension where trouble was ahead of everyone. I defeated two villains. One being a corrupt official who wanted to destroy the place and a evil Prime Minister who almost got away with wrecking the whole entire city.

Steven Universe: Coool! We should join you one day!

Pearl: Sure can!

Amethyst: Well, let's just go home and we can talk about it some more!

The four then go to their house while Gooey, Anthony and Robotic Cat are seen stalking them.

Anthony then looks at the cat.

Anthony: I got plans for ya! You in?

The Robotic Cat nods it's head up and down repeatedly.



CHAPTER 2: HOSTAGE HUNTERS

Anthony and The Robotic Cat are seen following the Steven Universe gang to a cliff where their house is at.

Gooey: Holy Christ! Is it all the way up there?!

Anthony: Looks like it...

The three take minutes to get up the cliff and go to the house.

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Anthony: Alright, we... are finally here.

Gooey: Yep... now, I think we should take one hostage and leave a note.

Anthony: Great! Then we will have a little challenge!

They break inside the house by hacking open a window.

The three look around to find anyone.

Gooey: Hmmm...

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Anthony: Not now. We gotta find someone.

Suddenly, they hear snoring upstairs.

Gooey: Huh?

Anthony: I think it's coming from upstairs.

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Gooey: I agree. Let's check it!

The two go upstairs from the snoring.

They open the door to find Steven Universe.

Anthony: A perfect target!

Gooey: Yeah! It is a kid!

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Anthony: Let's get him!

Gooey: Ok!

The three then sneak up upon Steven.

He then wakes up.

Steven Universe: Huh? Who's there?

He is then knocked out by Anthony.

Gooey: Perfect! Now let's take him without being caught.

The three then go out a window breaking it only to alert Pearl and Garnet.

Garnet: What was that?

Pearl: I think it came from upstairs.

The two suddenly gasp.

Both: STEVEN!!

The two rush upstairs to his bedroom to see a smashed window.

Garnet: NOO!

Pearl: Steven?!

The screen cuts to black.

It shows Steven Universe tied up along side Paula Fox.

Joe: Perfect! They are great for our plans!

Timmy: Agreed!

Gooey: Now what?

Mug: Who wants to start a robbery?

Anthony: Me!!

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Gooey: Robotic Cat will guard the hostages.

Robotic Cat: Meow??

Mug: Do your work!

Robotic Cat: Meow meow.

Joe: No, you can't come with us because we need to rob.

Timmy: Yeah, see ya later ALLIGATOR!

The five leave as Robotic Cat is left behind.

Paula Fox: (Mumbles)

Steven Universe: What? What are you saying?

Paula Fox continues to mumble.

Robotic Cat: Meow!

Steven Universe: Can you please let us go?

The Robotic Cat shakes his head right and left.

Steven Universe (Sigh)

Paula Fox then spits off her tape.

Robotic Cat: Meow?

Paula Fox: GAH!! These ropes are making my arms uncomfortable!!

Steven Universe: Mine too.

It then shows Anthony, Joe, Gooey, Mug and Timmy sneaking near a Pensacola bank.

They eventually go inside and the alarm goes off in just a few seconds.

It then shows them wearing masks with bags in their hands.

The five animals hide in a bush while the police are seen searching the bank.

Anthony: Such suckas!

Mug: Agreed!

Timmy: Well come on! Let's get our show on the wheels and get back to where we were.

Gooey: Ok!

Joe: Got it!

The five run off leaving the bank behind.



CHAPTER 3: SENDING HELP

Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst are seen looking around for Steven.

Pearl: Steven?!

Garnet: Oh Steven!

Pearl: Where could he have possibly gone to?!

Amethyst: I don't know... it looks like he just left the house.

Garnet: Well we better get him back before his father comes.

Pearl: I think we should ask Spiffy for help.

Garnet: Oh yeah!

Amethyst: You mean that cat-like creature?

Pearl: Yes!

Garnet: Well let's go fast! Steven's not gonna be waiting all day.

It cuts to The Robotic Cat walking around back and forward waiting for the five to return.

Paula Fox: Why are you doing this??

Robotic Cat: Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.

Steven Universe: What?

Robotic Cat: GAAAHHHH MEOOOWWW!

Paula Fox: He can't speak english like we do...

Steven Universe: He's a cat. And you are a talking animal! How can't he talk?

Paula Fox: I don't know...

Robotic Cat: Meow meow.

Anthony, Joe, Gooey, Mug and Timmy then come.

Timmy: Nice job!

Mug: You kept the hostages in place!

Joe: We outta give you a praise for that!

Robotic Cat: Meow!

Anthony: So, our biggest plan shall arrive soon enough!

Gooey: Right now, we gotta work on our potion that will help us accomplish our goal!

Mug: Let's get to work guys!

The five are seen hiding in a bush.

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Paula Fox: (Sigh)

It then cuts to a science lab with weird and mysterious substances.

Humming is heard in the background while the scene goes to the right side.

It then shows a cat-like creature mixing potions together. On the right side, it says "SPIFFY PICTURES' LAB" indicating the animal's name.

Spiffy Pictures: Nice! I got my latest creation done.

Suddenly, a portal opens and Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst are seen coming out of it.

Spiffy Pictures: Ahh, my old friends.

Pearl: Hey Spiffy!

Spiffy Pictures: How many times must I tell you THAT YOU SHOULD NOT COME INTO MY PLACE WHEN I AM WORKING?!

Garnet: Geez, sorry...

Pearl: Yeah. We needed your help with something.

Amethyst: Yeah!

Spiffy Pictures: Gah for Pete's sake! I never get my creations done! First it was over a horse, NOW WHAT?

Pearl: Well, Steven's gone missing.

Spiffy Pictures: OH YEAH, STEVEN'S GONE MISSING. Like I care girls! LOOK, can't you see I am busy and stressed out after I made my latest creation?!

Pearl: But Spiffy, you have always helped us out in the past...

Garnet: Yeah... why are you always cranky?

Spiffy Pictures: (Sigh)

He then gets a pencil out and starts eating it for some reason...

Amethyst: How is that possible?

Spiffy Pictures: No questions will be answered. Just tell me what you want me to do.

Pearl: Locate Steven or something.

Spiffy Pictures: Hold on. SHADOW PROJECTS...

Suddenly, a black dog with no facial features comes in.

Shadow Projects: Yes Spiffy?

Spiffy Pictures: Give our gem friends some help. Locate where Steven is. And in case of that, locate some people in the location that MAY be able to help us.

Shadow Projects: On it!

He leaves to check the machines out.

Pearl: I know about a flower girl named Sunny. I helped her out in a city called Pensacola.

Spiffy Pictures: What the fuck is a Pensacola?

Amethyst: A city Pearl was talking about with us!

Garnet: You don't know about it?

Spiffy Pictures: No I don't! What is it?

Pearl: It is a place where I found new friends.

Spiffy Pictures: A likely story...

Shadow Projects: Here's the locator machine sir! I found two females and Steven. Steven is kidnapped and held hostage by six animals.

Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst: WHAT?!

Shadow Projects: And as for the females, their names are Sunny Funny and Frida.

Pearl: I have seen Sunny but not Frida...

Garnet: We need to go to the universe and ask for help now...

Amethyst: Yeah!

Spiffy Pictures: I'll be waiting.

Shadow Projects: Me too.

The three crystal gems leave from a portal.

Spiffy Pictures: Life is a generation where I don't have to deal with effort to obtain such friends or respect...

It then shows Frida and Sunny Funny near a bench talking to each other.

Sunny Funny: So, how's life going right now?

Frida: I've been here for almost a month now, and I am doing fantastic!

Sunny Funny: What do you think so far?

Frida: This place is amazing! Life's going great. Nothing can make me feel terrible around here.

Suddenly, a portal opens and Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst enter out from it.

Sunny Funny: Pearl?

Frida: You know her?

Pearl: Hey Sunny.

Sunny Funny: Pearl? What are you doing here? Who are those two people?

Garnet: I'm Garnet.

Amethyst: My name is Amethyst.

Frida: Nice to meet you guys!

Sunny Funny: What are you all doing here?

Pearl: Well, you see... we need your help.

Sunny Funny: With what?



CHAPTER 4: A HORRIFIC PAST

It shows Anthony, Mug, Timmy, Joe and Gooey coming out of the bushes.

Gooey: Finished at last!

Anthony: We call this potion, the enlarger riser!

Mug: With this Killer potion, Robotic Cat shall turn into a massive giant and DESTROY Pensacola!

Steven Universe: No!!

Paula Fox: You bastards!!

Timmy: Wanna stop us? Can't do now!

Robotic Cat: Meow.

Joe: We shall destroy Pensacola for arresting Fireman and killing The Big Bad General! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

It goes back to Spiffy Pictures in his lab while he is heard humming.

Suddenly, a portal opens.

Pearl: And we found a broken window with Steven missing.

Frida: Wow... that is a very confusing story.

Sunny Funny: Agree-- wait, who is that white guy?

Spiffy Pictures: Me? Oh, allow me to introduce myself. I am Spiffy Intellectual Pictures. You can just call me Spiffy or Spiffy Pictures.

Frida: You are a cat?

Garnet: He looks like one.

Amethyst: Yeah.

Spiffy Pictures: I am a French-Canadian logo who is now currently a scientist. OH SHADOW PROJECTS!

Shadow Projects then comes in.

Shadow Projects: Yes boss?

Spiffy Pictures: Our friends are back with visitors!

Frida: Is that a all black dog?

Sunny Funny: What is this world?

Spiffy Pictures: You are in MY world.

Shadow Projects: They look like nice people!

Garnet: Anyways, any plans on getting Steven?

Spiffy Pictures: Well, there is two: Option 1: Neither you go all out or option 2: Your fucked.

Amethyst: We will have to go with option 1....

Pearl: Agreed...

Spiffy Pictures: Great, now go attempt to save Steven while I have a chit chat with these women.

Garnet: Ok!

Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet leave from the portal.

Sunny Funny: So... what do you do here?

Spiffy Pictures: Me? Nothing much.

Frida: Who is that dog?

Spiffy Pictures: Say hi Shadow Projects.

Shadow Projects: My name's Shadow Projects the logo. You can call me Shadow Projects or black doggie.

Sunny Funny: Ok! What are these things?

Spiffy Pictures: Don't even TOUCH anything. I have worked on these for years and now they are completed as I wanted them to be.

Frida: Ok...

Spiffy Pictures: You see... I was a very VERY cruel person in my past.

Frida and Sunny: What??

It goes back to Steven Universe and Paula Fox tied up.

Anthony: Well, we are gonna go to sleep.

Joe: Yep.

Robotic Cat: Meow!

Mug: Let's go everybody.

Timmy: Gotta!

Gooey: Alrighty!

The six go sleep in the bushes while they leave the hostages be.

Steven Universe: When will they let us go??

Paula Fox: We are probably stuck here...

Suddenly, a portal then opens.

Steven Universe: PEARL! GARNET AMETHYST!!

Pearl: STEVEN! There you are! Who did this?!

Paula Fox: You know these three??

Steven Universe: Of course I do!

Garnet: Oh dear...

Amethyst: We need to get you out of here fast...

Pearl: Agreed.

Steven Universe: Please do so!

Paula Fox: Help me out as as well. I can help you out a bit.

Garnet: Ok!

It goes back to Spiffy Pictures eating a pencil.

Spiffy Pictures: So you see, back in my past...

It then turns into a flashback.

Spiffy Pictures: I was one of the most dangerous villains in the SU dimension. I had done so many attacks around the city and the country.

Frida: What?!

Sunny Funny: But why?!

Spiffy Pictures: I had totally lost my mind at that time. I was such a evil genius and was very VERY cruel and power hungry. Shadow Projects aided me in my plans and we were the most successful villains on the planet.

Frida: Ohhhhhh... my dear lord...

Spiffy Pictures: So, it was that one time, where I decided to create a .EXE clone of myself. Once I did, it betrayed me and destroyed the world on it's own.

It shows a .exe version of Spiffy Pictures destroying the Steven Universe world.

Spiffy Pictures: Eventually, I killed the beast and the authorities took it's body somewhere unknown... and yet, everyone declared me a hero for that. I was liked for it, but that attack... gave me a ton of psychical memories that I could not even forget to this day.

The flashback then ends.

Sunny Funny: And?

Spiffy Pictures: Nothing. I was having friends later on that time and my evil company "Spiffy Pictures Enterprises" went defunct and I started a new company called "Spiffy Pictures Laboratory Scientists".

Frida: It's so sad to hear that... how do you feel now?

Spiffy Pictures: I feel muuccchh better. But thinking about those memories just makes me...

He suddenly opens his mouth and takes a big bite of the pencil while his eyes turn red.

Spiffy Pictures (Demonic Voice): FUURRRRIIOOOOUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!



CHAPTER 5: WHEN CATS ATTACK!

Gooey: Alright guys, you ready to carry out the invasion?

Joe: Sure am!

Anthony: Let's get a move on now!

Timmy: Yep!

Mug: This is gonna be so exciting! They shall pay for what they did to Fireman and the Big Bad General!

Robotic Cat then touches Anthony on the shoulder.

Anthony: What is it feline?

Robotic Cat: (Clears throat) I can actually talk.

All: WHAT?!

Robotic Cat: It is true, ever since I have previously tried to destroyed Pensacola, I fooled the people into thinking I couldn't even talk!

Timmy: Nice mate!

Gooey: You are on clever A.I!

Robotic Cat: I know... and now.

He snatches the potion from Anthony's hand.

Anthony: Hey, what the?!

Robotic Cat: It is time for the city to...

He then swallows the potion whole.

Mug: What the?!

Joe: Uh oh. We better run!

Robotic Cat suddenly turns into a giant.

Robotic Cat (demonic voice): TO PAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

The screen quickly cuts to black.

It goes back to Spiffy Pictures, Frida and Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: Woah! Calm down!

Frida: Yeah! There's no need to get that mad!

Spiffy Pictures: Well I have to! Now, get a move on, tell your friends and stop does five animals and that cat!

Sunny Funny: Ok!

Shadow Projects: See ya all later!

Pearl: Bye!

Garnet: Thanks for the help!

Amethyst: Without you, Steven would possibly be dead!

Spiffy Pictures: No doubt. Now, Imma get back to work.

Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Sunny Funny and Frida leave through a portal.

Meanwhile...

Joe, Mug, Timmy, Anthony and Gooey are seen eating food while Paula Fox and Steven Universe are trying to escape.

Paula Fox: Why are you doing this for?!

Steven Universe: There's no point of destr--

Joe: HEY!! SHUT UP OVER THERE!!

Gooey: We do what we want!

Timmy: And if you wanna stop us, we can kill ya!

Anthony: Yeah!

Mug: So keep your mouths quiet and ZIPPED!!

Paula Fox and Steven Universe go silent.

Mug: GOOD!

It goes back to Robotic Cat approaching Pensacola as a giant.

Robotic Cat: PREPARE... TO MEET... YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

He then grabs a building and zaps it with laser eyes.

Robotic Cat: POWAH!!!!! UNLIMITED POWAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

He is seen destroying buildings with his bare feet, laser eyes and knuckles at the same time.

Robotic Cat: LIKE I.M MEEN SAID, YOU ARE ALL ANT... I AM YOUR DESTROYER!!!!!!!

Suddenly... tentacles grow out of his back.

Robotic Cat: SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS!!

The Sushi Pack and Zulzo are seen looking at the city while it is up into flames.

Zulzo: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Kani: Guys! LOOK!!

Maguro: Oh my God... what in Heaven's name... is that?!

It shows the Robotic Cat all dark with crooked hands growling loudly.

Robotic Cat: MEOW BITCHES!!! MEEOOOOOWWWW!!! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW LEADER!!!

Tako Maki: That cat's gone insane!!

Ikura: I think we can stop him!

Robotic Cat then overheard this.

Robotic Cat: Stop me? I THINK NOOOTTTT!!!!

He then grabs Maguro and Tako Maki with his hand.

Maguro: GAH!!

Wasabi: MUSTARD!!! (MAGURO AND TAKO!! NOOOOO!!!)

Robotic Cat: Mmmmmmm! I AM HUNGRY FOR SOME SUSHI!!!!

Tako Maki: Wait... WHA--

Suddenly, Robotic Cat opens his mouth and swallows Maguro and Tako Maki whole.

Robotic Cat: YUUUUMMM!!!!

Kani: NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT ATE OUR FRIENDS!!!

Zulzo: Let's get outta here!!

Ikura: Guess I stand corrected about defeating it!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Agreed! Let's go! We will get Maguro and Tako Maki later!)

The rest of the remain Sushi Pack and Zulzo quickly leave.

Anthony: Nice kitty! Keep on destroying that awful city!!

Paula Fox: WHY OH WHY?!

Suddenly, it goes to Parappa, Katy Kat, Matt Major and PJ Berri looking at robot in terror.

Parappa: That cat is back!

Katy Kat: I thought we defeated it before!

PJ Berri: I wished this was an April Fools joke...

Matt Major: Sadly it isn't!

Parappa: Also, where's Paula Fox?! We haven't seen her!

Katy Kat: I hope she's ok!

???: Well, we have answers!

PJ Berri: Huh?

The four turn around and see Sunny Funny, Frida, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.

Matt Major: SUNNY FUNNY!! FRIDA!! You two are alive?!

Frida: Totally!

Sunny Funny: And we are here to stop that feline!

Pearl: And rescue Paula Fox and Steven!

Parappa: Wait, Paula Fox is a hostage?!

Garnet: Yep.

Amethyst: Along with Steven!

Katy Kat: How did you know?!

PJ Berri: Yeah!

Frida: We met this cat creature named Spiffy. He told us everything through a hidden cam somewhere!

Matt Major: Cool! Let's go save Paula and Steven and stop that cat!

Garnet: Ok!

The nine quickly run off to find Paula Fox and Steven Universe.

Meanwhile...

Joe: These chips are swell!

Anthony: Agreed!

Steven Universe: I wish you took our advise!

Mug suddenly gets up from his chair and approaches the two fastly.

Paula Fox: Don't kill us!!

Mug: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN... NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steven Universe: Nooo!!

Gooey: Oh yeees!

Timmy: Get em out of our sights!

Paula Fox: You can't do that!

Mug: OH YES WE CAN!! WE KILL PEOPLE WHO DISOBEY US!!!

It goes back to the Robotic Cat.

Robotic Cat: SUFFERING, PAIN, DEATH, VILLAINY AND MURDER IS I AM INTO!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!! I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Parappa: Ok, so... who are those three?

Sunny Funny: There names are Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.

Pearl: Yep!

Parappa: Ok, so you three go find Paula Fox and Steven Universe while me and my friends deal with this Menace!

Amethyst: Ok!

Garnet: Got you!

The three crystal gems leave fast.

Katy Kat: Let's get rid of this so-called robot!

Frida: Agreed! We did it before, we can do it again!

PJ Berri, Parappa, Sunny Funny, Katy Kat and Matt Major: YEAH!!



CHAPTER 6: THE GREAT CAT BATTLE! (OR THE ANIMAL FIGHT)

Robotic Cat is seen causing so much havoc to Pensacola.

Robotic Cat: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! ALL OF YOU WILL PAY FOR MY HORRENDOUS DEFEAT!!! DIE!!! SUFFER FROM PAIN!!!!

Parappa: STOP!!!

Robotic Cat looks down.

PJ Berri: Come down here and fight like a cat you giant!

Katy Kat: We are not dealing with you again!

Sunny Funny: Go back to where you originally were! Stupid Looney Tunes rip off!

Matt Major: And stay out of our town.

Robotic Cat: Alright. THAT'S IT!!

He turns himself back to normal size.

Robotic Cat: Now that I am newly improved... I CAN HAVE MY FUN WITH YOU!!! Now where were we?

Frida: You ain't going anywhere!

She puts on her goggles.

Robotic Cat: (Gasp)

He then gets a flashback from Attack of the Robotic Cat! where Frida destroyed his eye.

Frida shoots a laser beam at the Robotic Cat's eye destroying it.

Robotic Cat (Flashback): GAH!!! SON OF A BITCH!!

The flashback quickly ends.

Robotic Cat gets so furious and heated up.

Sunny Funny: Ummm...

Parappa: What's going on??

Robotic Cat (Massively Furious): GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Frida: What the he--

Suddenly, his back grows massive large tentacles and destroys multiple buildings.

Robotic Cat (Demonic voice): YOUUUUUUU!!!!

Katy Kat: I think we need to run!

PJ Berri: IT'S GONE MAD!!

Suddenly, the tentacles stop Parappa, Matt Major, Katy Kat, Sunny Funny and PJ Berri from running.

Parappa: WHAT?!

Matt Major: Why?!

The feline slowly approaches Frida.

Frida: Stay back!! I'm warning ya!

Suddenly, it grabs Frida with two hands.

Robotic Cat: YOU... DESTROYED MY... EYE!!!!

Frida: Yes I did! And what are you gonna do about it?!

Robotic Cat: GRAAAHHH!!!

He then throws Frida to the ground and her goggles fall off.

Frida: MY GOGGLES!!!

Robotic Cat: THIS IS FOR MY EYE!!!

He then stomps on her like Ink Brute stomped on him.

Sunny Funny: FRIDA!!!!

Frida: HELP!!!

Robotic Cat then grows a giant claw and and scratches her face and chest leave bloody marks on her.

Frida: OWWWW!!! HE'S--

Robotic Cat then grabs her and throws her to a building.

Meanwhile...

Mug is seen with a knife about to cut Steven Universe and Paula Fox's throats.

Mug: Time to die!

Paula Fox: HELP SOMEBODY!!!

Steven Universe: Please save us!!

Anthony: No one's gonna save you now!

Joe: Just ask for help!

Timmy: Nobody will come!

???: Nobody except us!

Gooey: Huh?

He turns around and is punched by Garnet.

Garnet: Let them go...

Mug: WHO ARE YOU THREE?!

Pearl: Doesn't matter...

Amethyst: Leave the two right now.

Anthony: NEVER!!

Pearl: Ok then.

Amethyst kicks Timmy to the ground.

Timmy: GAAHH!!!

Anthony: What on earth?!

Pearl stabs Joe on the arm with her spear.

Joe: SHE'S GOT MY ARM!!!!

Garnet: Now...

Pearl: Will you surrender?

Steven Universe: GO PEARL!!

Paula Fox: I am seriously uncomfortable right now...

Mug: O-ok! Fine! Don't hurt us!! Please!

Anthony: Yeah! We are just animals!

Amethyst: Good!

The next scene shows Gooey, Anthony, Mug, Joe and Timmy tied up.

Pearl: We called the cops by the way.

Paula Fox: Yeah! Have fun in prison suckas!

The five then leave leaving the animals behind.

Timmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Suddenly, a flashlight is seen on their faces.

Gooey: Well shit...

Meanwhile...

Firestar and Ice Man are seen quickly coming to the gang.

Firestar: What the hell is going on?!

Ice Man: That Robotic Cat came back!

Parappa: Yeah! And she's got Frida!

Matt Major: We need to do something!

Katy Kat: Yeah!

PJ Berri: But how?!

Sunny Funny: Guys!! Look! He going closer to her!

Parappa: Yeah yeah we know!

Robotic Cat is seen going closer and closer to Frida.

Frida: Please... Don't do this! I am sorry!

Robotic Cat: Don't you KNOW... how it feels to be rejected?

Parappa, Sunny Funny, Firestar, Ice Man, PJ Berri, Katy Kat and Matt Major overhear this.

Firestar: What on earth??

Ice Man: What did he just say??

Robotic Cat: For the past three-four months... I have been doing NOTHING except being used as a tool for a mouse, working for a henchman for the Big Bad General and a villain for Firestar!!!

Frida: But... bu--

Robotic Cat: AND NOW, I HAVE CAME BACK JUST FOR ME TO GET DESTROYED ONCE AGAIN?!

It then goes to a flashback where Robotic Cat is destroyed in Mouse and the Menace, bumping into the five animal gang in The Big War and being destroyed in Attack of the Robotic Cat!.

Robotic Cat: I DON'T THINK SO... rejected, being a villain, getting destroyed multiple times and BEING USED AS A HENCHMAN?! I AM THROUGH LIVING THOSE DAYS!!!

Frida: But w--

Robotic Cat: NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME!!! NOT EVEN EIGHTY ONE SHITS!!! THAT IS WHAT PENSACOLA AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IS!!!! THEY DON'T EVEN CARE FOR YOU!!

Suddenly, tears start bowling up Robotic Cat's eyes.

Robotic Cat: YOU AND YOUR AWFUL FRIENDS MURDEROUSLY DESTROYED ME IN THE FINAL EPISODE OF THE FIRESTAR ARC!!!! AND YET NEVER EVEN TO CARE WHAT EFFECT IT WOULD EVEN LEAD!!!!

Ice Man: No... it can't be...

Parappa: How the hell?!

Robotic Cat: AND THEN, I WAS RECONSTRUCTED BY FIVE ANIMALS WHO GAVE A DAMN ABOUT ME... THEY WERE ALSO VILLAINS!!!!! THEY EVEN SHOWED THAT BY GETTING MY BODY SET UP!!!!! (He turns his head toward Parappa and his friends) AND YOU GUYS?! NOW YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE FUCKS ABOUT ME... YOU DESTROYED ME LIKE I WAS AN ANT... NOT EVEN CARED TO ASK WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME... NOT EVEN CARED TO ASK WHY I TOOK OVER... NOT EVEN CARED TO ASK ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!!!! JUST DESTROYED ME LIKE I WAS A FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH!!!!!!

Sunny Funny: But you are evil that's why!

Robotic Cat then quickly bashes her.

Sunny Funny: GAH!!!

Robotic Cat: AND YOU... YOUR SUCH A FLOWER BITCH!!!!! YOU NEVER EVEN GAVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT THAT HORSE HUMANOID OR THOSE BLOCKHEADS THAT LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE!!!

He grabs her and throws her on the ground.

Robotic Cat: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE REJECTED... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE A VILLAIN!!! AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW... WHAT IT FEELS... TO WORK FOR VILLAINS!!!!!!!

Matt Major: Please stop!!

Katy Kat: We can talk this thro--

Robotic Cat (Horrific demonic voice): NO WE WILL NOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

His eyes turn bloody red with flames and tears.

Robotic Cat: NONE OF YOU CARE... NONE OF YOU ARE HERE TO HELP ME... I AM A TROUBLED-SOME CAT WHO NEEDS HELP... NONE OF YOU WILL DO THAT... I HAVE NO ACTUAL FRIENDS OTHER THAN SOME BASTARDS I HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR... A FUCKING NINTENDO MASCOT WHO HAS PROBLEMS WITH A RODENT, A FIREMAN WHO NEEDS HELP WITH HIS PLANS... AND NOT BUT AT LEAST (He points at Firestar and his voice turns distortedly demonic) AN ASSHOLIC BITCH AND NOTHING BUT A BITCH WHO WANTS TO DESTROY PENSACOLA OVER A ROBOT WHO IS SO FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT CHECK CAMERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frida gets up while with severe injuries.

Robotic Cat: I AM THROUGH WITH ALL OF YOU... I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN... I AM NOT DESTROYING ANOTHER PART OF THIS CITY BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU... I HOPE YOU ALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH IN HELL!!!!!!! GOODBYE FOREVER!!!! DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT COMING NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

His tentacles go back inside his back.

Robotic Cat: And here... TAKE YOUR FUCKING SUSHI!!!!

He then barfs out Maguro and Tako Maki who are covered in slobber and vomit.

Tako Maki: Gaaaahhh!!

Maguro: Disgusting!

Robotic Cat's bottom feet turn into jets.

Robotic Cat: AND DON'T EVEN TRY COMING NEAR ME OR YOU ARE GONNA BE FRIED FOOD!!!!!

He flies off in anger never to be seen in the eyes of the gang again.

Parappa: SUNNY!!! Are you ok?!

Sunny Funny is seen with a black eye, destroyed petals and destroyed shirt.

Sunny Funny: That freaking cat got me so good! I can't get up!

Parappa: You'll be fine!

Katy Kat: I can't believe it...

Matt Major: What was with that cat anyhow?!

PJ Berri: Yeah!

Parappa: I don't know... I think it lost it's temper or something... it said something along the lines of being rejected and being a "villain".

Frida is seen badly injured, clawed and missing her goggles.

Frida: He hurt me so bad! I think I might need to go to the hospital!

Paula Fox, Steven Universe, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet arrive.

Garnet: Where's the cat?

Parappa: It flew off...

Paula Fox: WHAT?!

Steven Universe: You let it get away?!

Pearl: Why?!

Katy Kat: I don't think we need to deal with it anyhow...

Amethyst: Wha-- What?!

Matt Major: Yeah... it said it will not destroy the city anymore...

Sunny Funny: Hopefully what it said was true...

Frida: Yeah... I'm gonna confront that cat right now!

Firestar: WHAT?!

Ice Man: Didn't you hear what he just said?! He said that he will destroy you!!

PJ Berri: Yeah!

Frida: Guys, I must do what I have to do! He is mad and I think I was the one responsible for it!

Paula Fox: What do you mean??

Frida: You see... I destroyed one of his eyes and now he's mad at me for it... I MUST confront him no matter what happens.

Firestar: Ok then...

Parappa: Please be careful!

Frida: I will!

She quickly leaves the gang behind.

Matt Major: So... what do you wanna do now?

Pearl: Me, Garnet, Amethyst and Steven Universe are leaving...

Amethyst: Yeah. It was wacky over here today...

Garnet: We'll catch up with you later!

Parappa: Ok! Bye!

Steven Universe: Bye!

The four leave through a portal as it closes.

AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo arrive.

Buckaroo: What the hell happened here?!

AsphaltianOof: Everything is on fireeeee!!!!

Azaz: Calm down AsphaltianOof!

Sunny Funny: Yeah... the cat's gone.

AsphaltianOof: Whew! Well, hopefully they can recover this place.

Crash Bandicoot then arrives.

Crash: Yeah... hopefully we can get this fixed in a week or so. Thanks for dealing with that cat!

Katy Kat: Anytime!

Paula Fox: Though I was not even here...

Buckaroo: Who wants to go to Durr Burger?

AsphaltianOof: I do!

Azaz: Me too!

Parappa: I need a break. So yeah, I'll join.

Sunny Funny: Me too...

Katy Kat: Ok! We will see you later! Bye!

Sunny Funny: Bye!

The five leave going to Durr Burger.

Matt Major: Well... anyone for tennis?

PJ Berri: I am!

Paula Fox: Me too! I need a break after I was taken captive...

Katy Kat: Count me in!

Matt Major: Ok! Let's go now!

The four leave the screen cuts to black.

Frida is seen looking around for the Robotic Cat in a forest.

Frida: Now where did that feline go to?!

It then shows destroyed trees along with cat scratches on them.

Frida: Ohhhh nooo...

Robotic Cat is seen near a cliff edge.

Frida: ROBOTIC CAT!!

Robotic Cat: Don't FUCKING talk to me...

Frida: Robotic Cat! Liste--

Robotic Cat: I AIN'T LISTENIN'!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME IN THAT FINALE!!!!

Frida: Look Robotic Cat! It wasn't my fau--

Robotic Cat: YES IT WAS!!!!! YOU DESTROYED ME UTTERLY IN THAT AWFUL CAT STAR!!!

Frida: Look! I am sorry for everything I have done to you... I should have known better when I shot your eye.

Robotic Cat: OH YEAH?! HOW SORRY ARE YOU?!

Frida: ... Every much...

Robotic Cat: And for everything... I can't even get my mind off from those awful events!!

Frida: Look... you can come to my house and stay there...

Robotic Cat: What do you mean?

Frida: Maybe take a break? You have gone through A LOT lately...

Robotic Cat: Fine then! I will!

Frida: Thanks for taking my request!

Robotic Cat: Your welcome... if the town finds out about me I am dead!

Frida: Don't worry... I'll keep you safe!

Robotic Cat: Thank you...

Frida and Robotic Cat quickly leave the forest.

--- THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story ---



WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with showing Frida's house.

Frida comes out of her house yawning.

Frida: Ahhhh... well, another day some more fun! Imma go check my mail!

She goes through a her mailbox and goes back inside with pieces of paper.

Frida is seen back inside her house.

She then finds an important mail in the papers.

Frida: What's this?

She unwraps it and reads it.

Frida: "Dangerous snow storm arriving Pensacola! Please seek IMMEDIATE shelter as any animal, human or living being can die from this.". Huh, I think I might not have any thing to worry about!

Suddenly, MarioFan2009, Rh390110478, CuldeeFell13, ArthurFistMeme and Endlesspossibilities 2006 appear from the windows.

All: You'll be sooorrrryyyy!

They all then disappear.

Frida: What do they even mean??

Suddenly, a large snow storm surrounds her house in just a few seconds.

Frida looks out the house in shock.

Frida: Oh...

Five days later...

Frida is seen in her house cold.

Frida: Sh-Sheesh... it's cold in here... at least I have food for myself!

Suddenly, the fridge breaks apart into numerous pieces.

Frida: (Sigh) Well crap...

A week later...

Frida is seen with red pupils and a starved face.

Frida: This is fine...

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: HEY!! THAT'S MY LINE!!

A month later... starvation stares Frida in the face. (Seems authentic...)

Frida is seen with a white and black figure that looks like death.

Starvation: Muhahahahahahahaha!

Frida: Muhahahahahahahaha!

A month and a half later, a hungry little kitty cat arrives at Frida's front door!

Meowing is heard through the distance.

Suddenly, Jewels the Cat who previously appeared in The Rabid Cat is seen. He is wearing a scarf however.

Jewels: I'm the hungry little kitty cat you just heard about!

Jewels meows again.

Jewels: I'm so hungry I could eat uhh...

He reads Frida's mailbox.

Jewels: A Fry? Oh what the hell...

He then approaches the front door.

Suddenly, a door knock is heard.

Frida hears this and turns back to Starvation.

Frida: Pardon me bud! But that must be the food delivery man!

She then runs off to the front door.

It goes back outside to show Jewels waiting patiently outside.

Frida answers the door and...

The two look at each other in hunger. (Jewels imagining meat on a plate while Frida is seen imagining a cat with a apple in it's mouth on a plate)

Frida: Come on! Your just in time for dinner!

Jewels: Yeah?

He slowly comes towards the camera.

Jewels: What you gonna have for dinner?

Frida: I'm gonna have cat... fish!

Jewels: Yeah?

Frida nods her head while saliva is seen drooling from her mouth.

Frida: Lemme take your scarf off!

She suddenly pulls on the scarf very hard choking Jewels.

Jewels: FUC--KK!!

Jewels manages to get his head out of the scarf while Frida looks in shock not seeing him dead.

Jewels (Breaks the fourth wall): You know... I think that yellow skinned human tried to choke me...

Frida: You seem pretty cold buddy!

Jewels: Naah! I ain't!

Frida: Oh yes you are! Step over by the fire! And get warm for dinner!

She throws Jewels into the oven.

Frida (Breaks the fourth wall): Oh boy! Feline fricasseeing! (Whistles)

She then rushes to her table and sets it up while going to the cabin grabbing catsup.

Meanwhile, Jewels is seen escaping the oven and jumps out of it.

Frida is seen opening the oven in shock to see Jewels not in there.

Jewels appears right behind Frida with a butcher knife and kicks her in the oven.

He then goes behind the oven and waits for Frida.

Frida pops her head and Jewels swings his axe only to miss her.

She pops her head again and he swings his axe again missing her.

Frida keeps popping her head out while Jewels is seen attempting to cut her head off with the butcher knife.

Meanwhile, Frida is seen behind Jewels' tail and puts catsup on it.

Jewels gets a suspicious feeling and sees Frida about to eat his tail.

He instantly moves his tail away from Frida while she eats up the catsup instead.

Frida then looks up to see Jewels standing and runs off only for Jewels to throw the axe at her.

Frida is seen cornered by a wall and the axe misses her.

Jewels throws a bunch of kitchen material at her.

Frida: (Noises) You missed me!

Her neck gets pinned by a fork-like item. (Whatever the hell it is)

Jewels then comes closer to her.

Jewels: Now my fine human, I'm gonna pick you dry!

Suddenly, Frida pulls on the fork only for it to hit Jewels in the face causing him to fall into a pot near a fire.

Frida then closes the lid on the pot and heats up the fire.

Jewels' hand then grabs Frida by her hair and she gets dragged in.

A huge fight is seen heard in the pot.

The pot then goes away from the fire while Jewels' fist is seen punching Frida.

At one point, Jewels opens the lid and Frida is seen shaken up.

Suddenly, a moo is heard.

The two look behind them to see a brown cow.

Frida: MEAT!!

Jewels: MICE!!

Frida: YEET!!

The two run after the cow as it looks in terror only for it to be chased by Frida with a knife and Jewels is seen swinging a butcher knife like crazy.

Soon, it shows a scene where bones are piles up.

Frida and Jewels are seen chewing on the bones.

Jewels: That was pretty good! But you know, I'm still hungry!

Frida: Yeah? So am I!

Frida grabs her knife and Jewels grabs his butcher knife as the two look at each other with hungered faces.

A huge fight cloud starts while the screen fades out on them.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story might have some swearing in it.

Rh390110478 is seen enjoying himself on the bed.

Rh390110478: Ahhh... looks like another day for me! Nothing can ruin this fine day!

Suddenly, he is getting multiple notifications on his computer.

Rh390110478: What the heck?

He looks on his computer to see MULTIPLE villains critically panning his stories for having them killed off or tortured in any way.

Rh390110478: WHAT THE FUCK?!

It then shows comments from Moony UnFunny, Masked Menace, Rh 3.0, I.M Meen, Larry and Olivier the Birds and multiple others to mention.

Moony UnFunny: WHAT?! SUNNY FUNNY RUINED MY DESIGN?! -10/10!!!!

Larry Bird: FUCK YOUR SUSHI PACK ARC!!! IT IS GARBAGE!!

Olivier: Agreed! Tako Maki's a bitch!

Masked Menace: How did I even get a Fandom account?

Rh 3.0: SCREW THE ELECTION!! I WAS TRAPPED ON THE MOON!!! IT TOOK ME FUCKING MONTHS TO GET OFF!!! I JUST WANNA CRY!!!

Fatass: Why was I killed in TFA?!

I.M Meen: MY ULTIMATE PLAN... A FAILURE... ALL BECAUSE OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

Rh390110478: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY AM I GETTING HATE FROM THE VILLAINS JUST FOR MAKING STORIES OUT OF THEM?! THEY NEED TO ACCEPT THAT THEY ARE BAD AND THAT'S THAT!!!!

Suddenly, he gets an idea to advertise his stories more.

Rh390110478: Hmmmm... maybe if I'd show my stories to people who are not villains... I could actually get my reviews back! Yeah! That's what I'll do!

He then jumps into his car with excitement with multiple copies of his stories.

Rh390110478: I'll think I'll go in the forest. Or maybe outside Pensacola or something!

An hour later and he is seen in a deep forest.

Rh390110478: Hmmm...

He looks around to see darkness and nothing but darkness.

Rh390110478: Well, looks like I'm lost...

Suddenly to his front, he sees a MASSIVE mansion that is all brown and has a TON of windows.

Rh390110478: (Gasps)

His jaw drops and his eyes turn small.

It then shows the mansion in a shiny way.

Rh390110478: IT'S GLORIOUS!!!!!! This will be my first house to show stories!! Let's a goooo!!!

He then rushes all the way to the front door and knocks on it.

Rh390110478: (Breaks the fourth wall) How eager can I even get though?

Suddenly, the door opens and a grey Minecraft villager like character is seen with an axe.

Vindicator: Ehhhhhh...

Rh390110478: Pardon me to introduce myself! My name's Rh!

Vindicator: Begone!

Rh390110478: Not allowed to come in huh?

Vindicator: Ehh no...

He pulls not a sign that says "NO HUMANS ALLOWED".

Rh390110478: Oh uh... you see, I am not a human.

The vindicator opens his eyes to see Rh.

Vindicator: Very well then. Come on in.

Rh390110478: Thank you kind man!

He comes inside while him and the Vindicator are seen walking upstairs.

Rh390110478: So I am a creative story writer and I have a lot of views around the city! My story The Election! was an amazing seller!

Vindicator: Yeah yeah...

Rh390110478: And pardon so, would you like to try a copy?

The Vindicator takes the copy and reads it.

Suddenly, he sees a note that says "EPILOGUES MIGHT CONTAIN CLIFFHANGERS!!"

Vindicator: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Angered, he throws the book out the window causing it to break as the book is seen hitting a tree triggering a squirrel.

Squirrel: STUPID MUTINEERS!!!

It then goes to show the front door where Rh390110478 is seen being thrown out while the Vindicator is seen balling his fist back at him.

Vindicator: AND STAY OUT!!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ENJOY A STORY THAT HAS DAMNED CLIFFHANGERS IN IT?! FUCK OFF!!!!

He closes the door in anger.

Rh390110478: Ugh! A tuff one ain't he? Well, guess it's time for plan B! Going in with force!

The screen transitions to him on a window.

Rh390110478: Clever little one? Ain't I?

The Vindicator is seen with an Evoker.

Vindicator: Just got that window fixed...

Evoker: You better be more cautious of what you do! We are not gonna spend money on our house since we are freeloaders!

Vindicator: Yes boss!

He leaves the room and goes back downstairs.

Rh390110478 then opens the window.

Rh390110478: Greetings there kind man! How would you like a book entitled The Vandal Buster!?

Evoker: Oh gosh... thanks! But you ain't human are ya?

Rh390110478: No... why are humans prevented anyways?

Evoker: Well, due to the following: Pollutions, war, being annoying, stupid and so on and on!

Rh390110478: (Gets a concerned face) Ok...

The Evoker then reads the book to see a sign that says "WARNING: THE EPILOGUES MIGHT HAVE CLIFFHANGERS!"

Evoker: EXCUSE ME...

He throws both Rh390110478 and his book out the window.

Evoker: GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

"The Vandal Buster!" book falls on his face and he sees the warning on it.

Rh390110478: Ahh, they might not like cliffhangers...

He rips off the sign.

Rh390110478: Well that's ok! I got other plans for them!

He then runs off and the screen goes to black.

The next scene shows the front door of the woodland mansion.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Vindicator: Now who could that be?

He opens the door to see a bottled package.

Vindicator: Hmmm...

He takes the bottle inside and goes to the kitchen.

Vindicator: Looks like some champagne to me!

He then unwraps it without looking while getting a glass.

He gets the headphones off of Rh390110478 and pours him in like a drink.

The Vindicator does not notice Rh and puts him on the table.

As soon as he is about to drink his glass, he sees Rh when he opens his eyes in which respond, Rh waves his hand.

Angered, the vindicator bites his glass and gets his axe out.

Rh390110478: YIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEE!!!!!

He runs into the halls and hides in a closet.

Rh390110478: I'm safe in here.

Suddenly, an earthquake is heard.

Rh390110478: What was that?

The front door is seen shaking and it opens only for a Robotic Janitor and Gotta Sweep to come out.

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEPP!!!!!

Robotic Janitor is silent however and is seen sweeping along.

Rh390110478: AHHH DAMNIT!!!

Suddenly, Gotta Sweep bumps in the vindicator.

Vindicator: AH HA!!! FOUND YOU!!

Rh390110478: WOO HOO YEET I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!

He runs off and the vindicator chases him holding an axe.

He bumps into a ton of other vindicators.

Vindicator 3: HEY!!

Vindicator 2: Watch where yar going bud!

Rh390110478: Sorry!

He continues running while the vindicator chases him.

Rh goes down an elevator.

Vindicator: FUCKING HELL...

Meanwhile in the elevator...

Rh390110478: At least I'm safe from that psycho...

Suddenly, Bugs Bunny's head comes out of the elevator.

Bugs Bunny: Meeeeehhh, could be!

He kisses him and puts his head back in the window.

Rh390110478: Gah! Crazy rabbit!

The elevator goes down and Rh opens the door.

Rh390110478: (Gasp)

It shows a bunch of Vindicators gambling in a casino-like area.

Rh390110478: What the hell?

It shows a vindicator wearing a hat and one who is crazy.

Gambler: How many ya's got?

Crazy Vindicator: TEN AGAIN!!

Gambler: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

It then shows six other vindicator playing cards.

It even shows the whole entire place along with alcoholic drinks and drugged illagers.

Rh390110478: Dang this place is crazy... anyways... anyone wanna buy a book?

The vindicators look at him with more angered intents.

Rh390110478: Anybody?

It then goes back to the vindicator looking around for Rh.

Vindicator: If I find that blockhead Imma cut his neck off!

He then opens and door and goes into the room that says "GAMBLING AREA".

He looks and sees the whole entire gang crowded.

Vindicator: What the hell?

Gambler 7: These are amazing sellers!

Gambler 5: Splendid! (Clicks mouth)

Vindicator: What is going on?! What is with these books?!

Bartender Vindicator: Senior, we's got us a book sellor!

Drugged Vindicator: Caan't agree moar!

Vindicator: A BOOK SELLER?!

He then sees Rh390110478 handing out multiple copies to vindicators.

Rh390110478: Don't crowd! There's plenty more for EVERYBODY!

Gambler 3: Thank you!

Gambler 1: Noice!

Mexican Vindicator: Thanks senior!

Rh390110478: Your welcome kind gentleman!

The Vindicator stops him.

Vindicator: AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?! I THOUGHT I KICKED YOU OUT!!

Rh390110478: You did, but I see what you mean by cliffhangers. I removed them!

Vindicator: Wait... what?

Rh390110478: Of course I did!

Vindicator: Well uh... I'm fine with that! I guess...

He leaves the gambling area.

Rh390110478: (Breaks the fourth wall) Heheheheh! There may not be cliffhangers... but what I didn't tell him is I removed them but KEPT the epilogues!

The next day...

Rh390110478 is seen sleeping in his bedroom.

He then wakes up.

Rh390110478: (Yawns) Well, I'm happy I got rid of my dilemma from yesterday!

He then looks outside his window to see MULTIPLE Vindicators around the area.

Vindicators: GIVE US MORE GIVE US MOREEE!!!!!!

Rh390110478: Ohhhh noooo...

Suddenly, Moony UnFunny, I.M Meen and Masked Menace are seen right behind the vindicators.

Moony UnFunny: YOU SERIOUSLY ENJOY HIS STORIES?!

Masked Menace: Don't you know they are garbage?!

I.M Meen: YEAH!! THEY MADE MEEN FAIL HIS AMAZING PLAN!!!

Suddenly, the vindicators look at the three in such evil and anger.

Vindicator 41: AFTER THEM!!!!!

Vindicator 2: YEAAAHHH!!!!!

Masked Menace: Oh shit...

Moony UnFunny: RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

The three villains run off while the vindicators are seen chasing them with axes.

It goes back to Rh.

Rh390110478: (Laughs) (Breaks the fourth wall) Moral of the story is, never provoke an evoker!

It irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story





WARNING: The story might have swearing in it.

It starts off with a lawn filled with cats.

A cat is heard meow singing.

While it goes the right to show a bunch of love cats, it shows a white and a yellow cat meowing.

The yellow cat is seen trying to get the white cat's love but can't seem to.

Suddenly, a red cat is seen the fuss and then kicks the yellow cat off the fence.

Red Cat: So, your carven love eh? Ya like parties and crave romance? (Hatehthehttcha!) Come join me! I'll get you famous by MarioFan2009 studios!

Suddenly, the yellow cat comes back on the fence.

Yellow Cat: Uhhh hey Durante. That's my girl!

Durante kicks off the yellow cat and continues talking to the white cat.

Durante: You say you kinda lonely? Do you wanna king size car? Do you wanna be in pictures? Do you wanna be a star? (Hatehtchahaha!)

Yellow Cat: Uhhh pardon me Colonel.

Durante: LISTEN SNOOKS, I'M WORKING ON THIS SIDE OF THE ALLEYWAY!

He kicks Snooks in the face.

Durante: Come to me in the castle baby! In Pensacola!

Suddenly, Snooks appears again.

Snooks: Uhhh hey.

Durante: Step aside son ya bother me!

He shoots him in the head blowing his fur off.

Durante: So you like pants do ya? Then honey, how's about a kiss?

White Cat: (Giggles)

She then makes a kiss face as Jimmy sees this.

He cleans his face and is about to kiss her only to be dragged by Snooks by his tail and a loud crash is heard.

A brown dog suddenly appears.

Brown Dog: (Breaks the fourth wall) Ladies and gentlemen, I don't usually belong in this picture. BUT I CAN'T MISS OUT ON A SCENE LIKE THIS!!

He kisses the cat and goes crazy while Durante sees this.

Durante: (Breaks the fourth wall) EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET INTO THE ACT!! OOO BREAGO! IT'S DISGUSTING!

He then gets hit in the head by a bat by Snooks.

Suddenly, the two cats start fighting.

The white cat sees this and gets shocked.

White Cat: Are you boys fighting??

Suddenly, the two stop and are seen holding a gun, knife and bat while fighting each other.

Snooks: Fighting?

Durante: Well no... I wouldn't say that...

White Cat: I'll tell you what, whoever brings me a little bird can be my fella! Got it?

Both: FELLA?

The two whistle and get ready for a race.

Durante: On your marks (Hatchahahaha!)

He puts an anvil on Snooks tail.

Durante: Get set... GO!!!

The two run and the anvil attached to Snooks' tail is seen boosting off.

Durante jumps over a fence while Snooks is about to do the same.

However, Durante pulls out a pan and Snooks hits it along with the anvil hitting it as well.

Snooks comes out of the pan like liquid and Durante is seen with a scope looking for a bird.

He then finds a bird's nest on top of a electric tree.

Durante: A bird's nest!

He then hides behind the tree along Snooks on the other side.

The two don't even notice each other and switch sides.

They then climb up the tree.

It then shows the nest which a Lilac Crowned Parrot is seen sleeping on the nest. Next to him says "POLLY" indicating his name.

Snooks the yellow cat sees the bird and Polly wakes up to make eye contact with him.

Snooks then quickly hides.

Polly: (Breaks the fourth wall) Arrrrragh!

Suddenly, Durante is seen behind him.

Polly looks behind him and Durante hides.

Polly: Arrragh! I must be getting a morning eyes! I think I saw two cats! Arrrragh!

The two then poke their heads out.

Polly: (Breaks the fourth wall) HEY! I see two cats! Arrragh!

He then goes near the middle.

Polly: Have you two met?

Durante and Snooks look at each other in anger.

The two start meowing and fighting with their hands.

Suddenly, Polly hits the two hands with a mallet and they scream in pain.

The two then falls off the tree like bombs.

Polly: (Breaks the fourth wall) BOOOMBS AWAAAAYY!!!

The two suddenly explode.

Polly: Arrragh! The pussy cats hit their heads! Arrragh!

He then jumps out of his nest as the scene transitions to the next one.

Durante is seen getting up and sees his left in shock.

Polly is seen humming "I Tawt I Taw A Putty Tat" while walking off.

Snooks: Ehhhhh hey?

He then gets hit in the head with a pan by Durante.

Durante then charges at the bird but his tail is grabbed by the last second.

Snooks hits him in the head with the pan.

Suddenly, Durante grabs a pistol out and starts shooting Snooks on,y for the two to start fighting.

Durante: Hold it there Snooks! We are getting no where like this! We gotta use strategy!

Snooks: Uhhhh yeah...

Durante: Now, I'll tell you what we'll do!

He starts whispering into Snooks' ear.

Durante: AND FURTHER MORE.

He continues whispering in his ear.

The next scene shows a horribly made horse bouncing idiotically.

Durante then pulls the head off.

Durante: It's just me! I'm the horse's head! (Hatchchachaha!)

It then shows Polly on the end of the horse.

He then pulls out a bee from his pocket and starts slapping it.

Polly then pulls off the tail and then puts the bee inside it.

Suddenly, he hits the back with a bath and a scream is heard and horse starts running.

Durante: FUCK!!!

Polly is seen riding the horse like a cowboy.

Polly: ARRRAAGH! HIGH HOL SLIVER AWWWAAAAAYYY!!!

He then throws his hat and continues to ride the horse while buzzing noises are heard.

Then, a loud explosion is heard as Polly jumps off.

The two are seen running like maniacs into a tree.

Polly then sees this shocked.

Polly: (Breaks the fourth wall) Timber...

The horse twists around the tree and crashes into two sides as the bee comes out.

Polly continues to sing "I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat" while Durante and Snooks come out of the horse.

Durante: Shhhhh! Here comes the retarded green genius now! I'll tell ya what's to do!

He starts whispering in his ear.

Durante: AND FURTHER MORE.

He continues to whisper in his ear.

Meanwhile, the Bulldog is seen sleeping peacefully and Polly comes by to grab his bone and hit him in the face.

Shocked, the bulldog looks at Polly and he hits him in the face again.

Growling is heard as Polly runs away.

The Bulldog chases him and Durante and Snooks look out from the horse.

Snooks: OOOOOOOOHHH!!!

The two suddenly hide in the horse.

Polly throws the bone inside the horse and a cat-dog fight is heard.

Polly looks at the horse wandering around like crazy and looks at the audience.

Polly: (Breaks the fourth wall) Arrragh! You know, I get rid of more little kitties that way! (Hatchchaaha!)

A bay-woop noise is heard as it irises out on him.







NOTICE: The story might not have swearing in it.

It starts off with the bear that previously appeared in Slendytubbies! coming out of his cave.

Bear: (Yawns) Well, looks like I better get some food! I'm STAAARVED!!

He is seen on all fours looking around for food.

Bear: Where's all the food?! Why am I left alone with nothin' to eat! I'L STARVE!!

He then sees a sign that says "PENSACOLA CITY".

Bear: Hmmm... there might be some food over here! Let's explore!

He goes into Pensacola and the screen cuts to black.

It shows AsphaltianOof and Azaz on the streets.

Azaz: I can't believe "The Sushi Pack Arc!" ended!

AsphaltianOof: Me too! Sushi is delicious!

Azaz: Yeah... well... I guess "Battle of the Bands Arc!" might bring up more to it!

AsphaltianOof: I heard a dog is gonna be the antagonist!

Azaz: Noice!

Suddenly, bush noises are heard.

AsphaltianOof: What was that?

Azaz: I don't know... maybe we should check...

AsphaltianOof: Ok!

The two go to the bush and it turns to be Wasabi eating some grass.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Hey!)

Azaz: What the heck is that?

AsphaltianOof: Hey! That's one of the Sushi members!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Correct! What are you two doing here?)

Azaz: Well... we were just talking a walk down the street.

AsphaltianOof: Wanna join?

Wasabi: Mustard! Mustard! (Yeah! Sure!)

Azaz: Ok! Come on boy! We are going to mess around at Durr Burger!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Ok!)

He joins the silly old two while the bear is seen looking at them through a bush.

Bear: Hmmm... those two might know something about the city... I'll ask them!

At Durr Burger...

Wasabi: Mustard! (I sure am hungry!)

AsphaltianOof: Let's get some cheese burgers!

Azaz: And some copies of Slendytubbies!!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Sounds great!)

The two walk inside the Durr Burger.

Bear: Hmmm, this place seems great!

Azaz: So guys, how's life?

AsphaltianOof: Life's life!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Agreed!)

The bear is seen entering the restaurant.

Bear: Hello everybody!

Citizen 2: AHHHHHH!!!! A BEAR!!!

Citizen 1: RUN!!!

All of the costumers run out of the Durr Burger terrified.

Bear: What's up with them?

Azaz: IT'S A BEAR!!!

AsphaltianOof: SOMEBODY HELP US!!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (Stay back you bear!)

Bear: Calm down guys! I am not here to harm anyone...

AsphaltianOof: You sure?!

Azaz: YOU SCARED EVERYONE AWAY!!!

Bear: Probably because I am a bear... I am just here to find some food!

Wasabi: Mustard. (Your really giving me creeps.)

AsphaltianOof: Well, Durr Burger is filled with stuff!

Bear: Noice!

Azaz: Well, I guess you can have the restaurant...

AsphaltianOof: Yeah. We are leaving! Let's have fun with Buckaroo guys!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Agreed)

The three leave and the bear goes around for food.

At midnight...

Bear: Welp, I'm all set for hibernating! Time for a months on end sleep!

He goes to his cave.

Suddenly, fighting noises are heard and Mystery Bastard is seen thrown out of the cave.

Bear: GET OUTTA HERE MUTINEER!!!

Mystery Bastard: Son of a bitch...

He leaves in anger.

2:30 PM...

The bear is seen sleeping peacefully.

Suddenly a water drop then falls on his head causing him to wake up.

Bear: Huh?

He looks up to see the water drop.

Bear: UGGGGHHH!!! DAMN BURNIT!! I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING!!!

He goes to get a ladder and a bag.

He then goes to the ceiling and then sticks the bag onto the ceiling.

Bear: There! Much better!

He then goes back on the ground and sleeps.

Suddenly, the bag gets filled up and bursts causing water to fall everywhere.

The bear is seen sleeping on a different side of the cave in anger.

Bear: I hate that water!

He goes back to sleep peacefully.

Suddenly, construction noises are heard.

Bear: GAAAH!! NOW WHAT?!

He goes outside to see the construction workers.

The Bear then roars in anger and runs to the construction.

The building suddenly collapses as workers are seen running in a panic after seeing the bear.

Bear: AND STAY OUTTA HERE!!!! NO GOOD FOR NOTHING LOAFERS!!!!

He then goes back into his cave.

4:50 PM...

A rooster is seen about to crow.

It crows so loud that the bear wakes up.

Bear: (Sigh)

He goes outside with red eyes to see the rooster.

Bear: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! STOOOPPPP!!!

He then throws a glass at the bird causing it to get hit in the head and fall on the ground.

Bear: Finally!

He goes back to sleep in his cave.

Suddenly, more crowing is heard as hundreds of roosters are seen outside.

Bear: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

He then sees a hunters rifle near his cave.

Bear: Hmmmmmm...

The roosters continue to crow.

Then, loud gunshots are heard as the roosters see the bear holding the rifle.

They run off scared and never come near the location again.

Bear: Stupid roosters! Always ruining my nights!

6:46 PM...

The bear is seen sleeping quietly and snoring.

Suddenly, the sun comes up and noises are heard.

The sound of flowers growing, a moose baring, squirrels chewing on acorns, Woodpeckers pecking, trees being cut down and crowing is heard.

The noise continues as the bear comes out of his cave in shock.

Angered, he has had enough.

Bear: QQQUUUIIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, everything starts to reverse for some reason.

It goes back to how it normally was as the bear sighs in relief.

He then goes back into his cave while it irises out on it.





NOTICE: The story does not have swearing in it. Mainly because it has no dialogue.

It starts off with the two Curious Puppies fighting over a bone.

The white dog suddenly gets the bone and runs off.

The brown dog then chases after him as they run down a street.

They then go to a stage door performance place while it closes up on the sign. The two dogs run up some stairs where the stage door background is seen.

They then run across a massive bowl of water, out of it comes a seal which then looks at the audience smiling.

The two Curious Puppies then bump into a table and bone flies off.

Near the bone, a magic top hat is seen.

Suddenly, the bone gets sucked in and a grey bird is seen with a angry face coming out.

He goes near the dog's and throws the bone away.

The grey bird then goes back to his hat with his hands behind his back.

The two puppies then see the bone and continue to chase it.

They then accidentally push it causing it to land on a plank that is attached to a rock of some kind.

The Puppies then jump on the plank without even thinking and the bone lands on a wire at the top near some stairs.

They climb up the stairs and on to the wire.

The brown dog is seen struggling to get on the wire as it wobbles.

It shows the white dog jumping on it happily while getting the bone.

Suddenly, the bone falls down from the wobbling along with the brown dog.

The bone falls on the plank.

The brown dog then falls on the plank causing the bone to go up and falls into the massive bowl of water mentioned earlier.

The white dog looking at this then falls off the wire and off the plank causing the brown dog to go back up on the wire.

White dog then jumps into the bowl to find the bone.

When he pops his head up, he is seen with a fish in his mouth.

Grossed out, he let's the fish out of his mouth and looks around for the bone which is somehow seen behind him MOVING.

He sees the bone and it jumps back into the water.

The white dog sees this and dives into the water to looks for it.

The seal is seen on top of him floating with the bone in his mouth.

Meanwhile, the brown dog gets off from the stairs and looks around for the bone.

Suddenly, he trips over the same top hat we saw earlier.

The bird comes out in anger and comes close to the brown dog's face.

He goes back inside the hat with his hands behind his back.

The brown dog gets up and comes across the bowl of water.

He then sees the white dog swimming in the water.

The brown dog gets shocked and looks at the water again to see the seal holding the bone in his mouth.

He then walks off in a relief but then gets shocked again.

The brown looks at the bowl again to see the seal without the bone.

He raises his head up and the seal spits water in his face causing him to fall a few miles back.

Angered, the brown dog starts barking at him.

The seal however barks at him back.

Brown dog continues to bark at him and a fish is thrown in his mouth.

He spits it out and the bone is thrown in his mouth.

He also spits that out.

Then, he sees the bone near the hat and goes to grab it with his mouth.

Once he does, the grey bird is seen on it angered sitting on the bone.

He then closes up on the brown dog's face and prepares his fist.

The bird then punches the dog on the nose causing him to drop the bone as he sits on it continuing to think.

Meanwhile, the white dog is seen looking around for the bone as he floats in the water.

The seal then appears on his bum.

He then starts playing with the white dog with his nose.

It goes back to the bird and the brown dog.

The grey bird then walks off while the dog tries to get the bone only for the bird to turn his back on him.

He continues to walk but looks back at the dog trying to get the bone again.

Feeling suspicious, the bird then starts walking towards the dog.

The brown dog walks backwards only for him to fall in the bowl of water while the bird goes back to the hat.

Meanwhile, the brown dog is seen in the water.

The seal is seen playing with the white dog as he throws him out of the bowl.

He then goes for the brown dog and starts playing with him.

It then goes to the white dog getting up lazy unable to stand.

He then collapses on the while the bone is seen right in front of him.

In his hallucination, his point of view shows MULTIPLE bones instead of one.

He then barks at it and then starts biting at the hallucinations.

It then shows his point of view seeing more than five bones.

He then closes back and then comes forward to get the bone.

Meanwhile, the brown dog falls on the plank near the bowl.

The seal comes and spits water on his rear end causing him to get pushed back.

The white dog is seen getting the brown but then the brown dog falls on him.

It then shows the two together unable to get up.

The bone is seen near the hat as the grey bird comes out in anger.

He then closes up on the two puppies.

Then, in anger, the bird SNAPS the two in half putting each piece into the dogs' mouths.

He then goes back into his hat and the latter straightens up while it irises out on it.





NOITCE: The story may not have swearing in it.

It starts off with a fox's shadow in a bush.

Near by, a man is seen in his house relaxing.

The fox then slowly approaches the house.

It then goes inside and grabs the radio.

Man: HEY!!!

Once running off, the fox is revealed to Be Paula.

She is seen frightened while running off into a forest.

Suddenly, she puts the radio down and starts smashing the latter with an axe.

Meanwhile on a tee, Heckle and Jeckle are seen looking down at her.

Heckle: I say chum, is that fox crazy?

Jeckle: I don't know old bird brain.

Heckle: Hey you! Hey! Wait a minute! Wait a miinutte!!

Paula Fox stops destroying the radio gasping for breath.

Jeckle: What's bitin' you anyhow?

Paula Fox: What's biting me? WHAT'S BITING ME?? Look. I was getting myself some food to eat... just minding my own business... and then...

It turns into a flashback where Paula is seen grabbing food from the garbage bin.

Suddenly, she hears a radio narrating from a house.

Paula Fox: Huh? What is that?

Narrator: Today is the day. Silver foxes are becoming popular! Everyday in Pensacola you will see people dressed in silver fox fur!

Paula Fox then starts to picture things of herself on people in various different backgrounds.

Paula Fox: This gives me an idea.

It then transitions to her near a house,

She then sees a fox trap.

Paula Fox: Hmmmm...

She then goes near the trap and opens it slowly.

Paula Fox: Easy does it... eaaasy does it...

She slowly puts her tail in the trap and closes it.

Paula Fox (Faking pain): OOO AHHHH!!! HELP!!! HELP MEE!! AHHHHH!!!

Suddenly, a butcher comes by to check the trap.

Butcher: HEY!! GET OUTTA HERE!!

Paula Fox: Wait, what?

He then pulls her out of the trap.

Paula Fox: But it says it's a trap for foxes!

Butcher: SILVER foxes!

He then points at the note.

Butcher: NOW GET!!

He then kicks Paula out of the lawn.

Paula Fox: Hmmm...

Silver paint is seen all smeared on her foot.

Paula Fox: What the hell?!

Suddenly, looking at the paint, she gets an idea.

Paula Fox: Hmmmm...

The next scene shows her painted silver.

The butcher is seen walking off until he hears agonizing screams.

He quickly rushes to the fox trap and sees Paula coloured silver.

Butcher: My oh my! Perfect! A genuine silver fox!

He then takes her.

Butcher: You will be perfect for Ms. Gonzales!

It then shows her being out in a cell while the butcher walks off.

Paula Fox: (Sighs in relief)

???: Psst, hey bud.

Paula Fox: Huh?

She looks near another cell and a silver fox is seen.

Silver Fox: You a, you coming with us right?

Paula Fox: What do you mean?

Silver Fox: 9 o clock. We are bailing out.

Paula Fox: Umm... ok?

Silver Fox: Are you with us?

Paula Fox: Well... there is no key. How are we supposed to escape?

Silver Fox: No key??

He then bites his nail sharpener only for it to turn into a key.

Silver Fox: 9 o clock...

The screen then goes to black.

9:00 PM...

It then shows a coo coo bird coming out of his clock with a sign that says "ON YOUR MARKS".

He then pulls up another sign saying "GET SET".

Then, it pulls out a gun and shoots in midair.

Silver Fox: Come on bud!

He then unlocks Paula's cage and gets her out of it.

A herd of silver foxes then run off from the enclosure.

Paula Fox however, walks backwards and goes back to her cage.

Paula Fox: What do they mean by escape. Heh. Foolish!

Suddenly, a paper flies on her face.

Paula Fox: What's this?

She reads it that says "FUR FOR MS. GONZALES".

Paula Fox: F-FUR?!

She then looks outside to see the butcher sharpening his axe.

Paula Fox: Fur...

She then looks at the audience with small eye pupils and scared.

She then sees the key outside and the butcher coming in.

Quickly, she (UN-LOGICALLY) goes outside the cell and grabs the key.

She then unlocks it and runs off.

Butcher: HEY!!! COME BACK HERE YOU!!

Paula runs off.

The butcher then releases some hound dogs that go after Paula.

They chase her through a fence and a pipe.

Then, they come across a river and swim across the latter.

Paula is then seen back to her normal skin without silver.

She sees this and then smiles.

The hounds approach her and she stops them.

Paula Fox: Just a second! You don't want me. I'm not a silver fox! I never was a silver fox!

She then shows her tail.

Paula Fox: See? No silver!

Hounds: SILVER SHMILVER! AS LONG AS YOUR A FOX!!

They then beat her up as the flashback ends.

Paula Fox: And that's what's biting me. That's what...

Heckle: Yeah?? WELL I--

Heckle and Jeckle then come down and start smashing the radio while Paula looks at the two in shock and it irises out on the birds.





WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with a prison located somewhere... well, who even cares.

The camera then goes inside to show prisoners in their cells.

Badman is seen in his own cell with a chalk writing down the days he has been in.

Badman: Today, is the day...

The screen cuts to black.

At midnight...

The prison is shown from some sort of bird view.

Suddenly, the alarm goes off and the prison goes back in a 1st person view.

Badman is seen running out of the prison while gunshots are heard.

Officer Guard 1: GET BACK HERE!!

Officer Guard 2: WE GOT A PRISONER ON THE LOOSE!!!

Badman is seen successfully running off with being chased down further more by the police.

Meanwhile...

It shows Badman going into his house.

Badman: (Gasps) Well... they will never find me in my hide! Hopefully this house stays apart as long as I live!

It then shows two magpie birds driving a car singing.

Heckle: 🎵 Give us a house to wreck. We'll tear it down by heck!🎵

Jeckle: 🎵Mm give us a house to wreck! We'll tear it down by heck!🎵

Both: 🎵We'll pull out the pipes and tear down the walls we'll chop the chimney till it falls! We'll hammer and dig and pry and peck just give us a house to wreck!🎵

Suddenly, the car comes to a stop at Badman's house.

Jeckle: Ahh here's the house old wooden head!

Heckle: Why we'll tear down this joint apart in no time!

Both: 🎵We'll pull out the pipe and tear down the walls we'll chop the chimney till it falls! Just give us a house to wreeeeeecck!🎵

Meanwhile, Badman is seen shaving himself.

Suddenly, the sink then disappears.

Badman: What the fuck?

He then takes some steps back in shock.

Behind him, a bathtub then gets sucked out of the bathroom.

Badman: WOAH!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

He then looks outside to see Heckle and Jeckle taking his house belongings.

Badman: HEY!!

He gets out of the window.

Heckle is seen on the roof taking down the chimney as it falls to bricks.

Badman looks up terrified.

Badman: OHHH SHIT!!

He then covers himself only for the chimney bricks to surround him.

Badman then busts out of them in anger.

Badman: UGH!!

Heckle and Jeckle are seen in the house taking the railing with them but Badman instantly stops them by wielding a gun at them.

Badman: DROP THAT!!

The two magpies drop the railing.

Badman: Don't you dare touch another piece of this house! Or Imma kill you two!

Heckle is seen looking into Badman's gun.

Heckle: Well well. (Whistles)

It then shows shots of women in bikini in the gun.

Jeckle: I say old featherhead, may I have a peek at that?

Badman: GIVE ME IT!!

He then looks inside the gun.

Suddenly, he gets shot on the head. However, he misses and shot his hair instead.

Heckle and Jeckle are seen taking away the railing.

Badman suddenly closes the door on them.

The wall near the door is then seen getting tested apart along with the other side as well.

The door then falls on Badman.

Heckle then takes the door and walks off.

Badman then rushes into his house, goes into a room and closes the door.

Heckle and Jeckle are seen outside with a rope and they throw it at a window grabbing Badman's pants.

Badman: What the hell?!

It then pulls out three stacks of his underwear as he grabs on to a bed.

Heckle pulls it hard causing Badman to fall into his hands.

He then passes him on to Jeckle and he drops him on the ground while running along with his partner.

The two duo runs up the stairs while Badman follows them.

They then hide in a room, close the door and lock it.

Badman: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

Jeckle: No can do!

Heckle then shows Badman the key while taunting him.

Badman then pulls a key from his pocket shocking the two birds.

Badman then tries to open the door but Heckle moves the door lock on a different side.

Badman: WHAT THE?!

He tries to open it but keeps missing.

Badman: STOP!

Heckle: Nnnope!

Badman continually tries to get the key in the door lock but keeps missing because of Heckle.

Badman: UGGH!!!

He then angered punches the window causing it to break.

Jeckle: Crap!

Badman tries to grab the two birds but they bust through the door leaving a hole in it.

Badman: What on earth?!

He then chases after the birds.

Heckle and Jeckle are seen near a hall and see some paintings.

The two then take them off throwing them on the ground.

They do that with two more until they come across a painting that has Badman's face on it.

Heckle takes the painting off but then Badman is seen.

The two try to run off but are grabbed by Badman.

Badman: I'm a desperate criminal! And this is my home! You are not tearing it down!

He then shows a wanted poster of himself.

Heckle: Oh my, desperate isn't he!

Jeckle: I bet he's famous too!

Heckle: May we have your autograph?

Badman: Sure!

Jeckle then gives him a dynamite stick to sign the paper with.

Badman: There!

Heckle: Thank you!

The two walk off and the dynamite explodes.

They then run while Badman is seen chasing them.

The two birds then go downstairs and remove half of the latter.

Badman is seen running down the stairs noticed that half of them have been removed.

Shocked, he goes upstairs and gasps for breath.

Heckle and Jeckle then remove the rest of the stairs causing Badman to fall out the basement.

He lands in a cage were Heckle and Jeckle trap him in. The cage also has wheels on it.

The next scene shows Heckle and Jeckle driving their car while singing.

Both: 🎵Give us a house to wreck. We'll tear it down by heck! Give us a house to wreck! We'll tear it down by heck. We'll pull out the pipes and tear down the walls we'll chop the chimney till it falls! We'll hammer and dig and pry and peck JUST GIVE US A HOUSE TO WRECK!🎵

It shows Badman in the cage being dragged with a rope on it.

The rip snaps and Badman is seen being taken to a prison where guards are cheering.

It goes back to Heckle and Jeckle.

Both: 🎵Give us a house to wreck. We'll teeaaar it down by heck! Oh give us a house to wreeeeeeeeeeecccccck!🎵

It then fades out on the two.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story





NOTICE: The story may not have swearing in it.

Mouse is seen coming out of his hole.

Mouse: Looks like I'm just gonna have to do it the classic style Mouse-way again!

He slowly goes to the fridge.

He then sees a button on it.

Mouse: What could this possibly be?

He curiously presses the button and gas comes out everywhere.

Mouse: WHAT THE?!

Mario then comes out.

Mario: Hahahahaha! I knew you were coming! It's time to end you once and for all!

Mouse: NEVER!!

He then runs off while Mario starts chasing him.

Mouse eventually escapes the house.

Mario: FINALLY!!!! I AM RID OF HIM!!! THANK GOD!!!

He then closes the door in excitement.

Meanwhile, Mouse is seen tired from running.

Mouse: Greedy bastard! What does he think he is anyways?! EVEN IF HE IS THE OWNER, HE NEEDS TO RESPECT AT LEAST ONE RODENT!!! I hate him so much for stressing me out! (Sigh) I guess I'll relax near a tree.

He then goes to rest on a tree.

On to his right, a black cat is seen who looks just like Snooks. The cat who previously appeared in A Gruesome Twosome.

He sneaks upon the tree to see the mouse.

Snooks looks at him with a evil smile.

Mouse however quickly sees Snooks.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) You know, I think I just saw a cat!

Snooks then looks at him again.

Mouse: Well what do you know! My words were right!

Snooks then starts attacking him as the mouse hides in the grass.

Snooks is seen ripping the grass apart looking for the mouse.

Mouse however is seen near the grass looking at him.

Mouse: Yoo Hoo! Did you loss something?

Snooks then sees him and grunts in anger.

He starts chasing the mouse while the rodent climbs up a tree.

Snooks follows him up the tree.

Near a branch, the mouse is seen jumping off and FLYING for some reason.

Snooks then reaches the branch and sees him flying.

Soon, he jumps off the branch and starts flapping his hands in mid air flying.

Mouse: Gee! I didn't knew you could fly!

Snooks: (Laughs) You didn't know I could fly!

Suddenly, he gets scared.

Snooks: F-F-FLLLYYYYYYYY?!?!

He then tries to fly again but then makes a "whatever" expression with his hands and prepares to plunge to the ground while Mouse hides in a cloud.

A loud crash is then heard as Mouse looks down upset.

Mouse: (Sad clicking noises) Awwww the poor cat! He fell down and went BOOOOM!!!

He smiles at the audience and he jumps off from the cloud landing on Snooks.

Snooks then gets up in anger and starts chasing the mouse.

Mouse then hides in a bowl of dog food near a dog house.

Snooks then starts digging into the dog food. However, the Bulldog then sees this looks at Snooks not impressed.

Snooks then scared looks at the audience and then looks at the Bulldog.

He then smiles and starts putting all the dog food back into the bowl.

The Bulldog however growls at Snooks causing him to run off.

The Bulldog then starts chasing him while Mouse follows him.

Suddenly, the bulldog's chain then grabs a hold of his neck causing him to get pulled back.

He looks at the audience with a messed up face.

Bulldog: Ehhhh this shouldn't even happen to a dog...

He then angered pulls his leash holder off from his head.

Mouse: Say, I wonder where that little cat went... oh where oh where did that kitty went to? Oh where oh where?

He then goes into Snooks mouth looking for him.

Snooks then closes his mouth.

Mouse: Hmmm, it's awfully dark in here...

He then lights up a match in Snooks mouth.

Mouse: Maybe the cat went down in there.

Meanwhile, Snooks is walking off until he starts getting smoke in his mouth.

Snooks: YYYYYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

He then falls to the ground collapsing.

Mouse then comes out of his mouth.

Mouse: Heeeelllp! The cat is on fire! Heelllpp!!

He then comes back with a fire hose making the sounds of a fire truck.

Mouse puts the hose into Snooks mouth and walks off.

He then goes near a gas station.

Mouse turns on the hose and a loud explosion occurs.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) Awwwww! The poor pussy cat! He got hot in the fire cracker! He blew up going "Boom"!

It fades out on him.

The next scene shows Mouse up in a tree.

Snooks is seen down the tree injured looking up at him.

He then gets an idea.

Snooks then whistles very loudly and sets up a house wall with a mouse hole in it.

He then hides behind it while Mouse comes.

Mouse: Well what do you know! A home!

He then goes inside it.

Mouse: Sheesh! It's awfully dark in here! Maybe a candle will do the trick!

He then pulls out a dynamite along with a lighter.

Suddenly, another loud explosion occurs as the house is destroyed to pieces.

Mouse: Now what happened?

Snooks is seen all dark black with white planks on him looking like pedals.

He smiles at the mouse.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) I like him! He's silly!

He then slams the planks on his face and runs off.

Snooks then angered chases after him.

It goes to the SML house where Mouse is seen jumping onto a window an opening it getting inside.

Snooks however smashes through the window instead.

Mouse then goes into the kitchen and hides in his hole.

Snooks then puts his hand in the hole.

Mouse: (Fake screaming) HELP!! OOHHH UNHAND ME YOU BRUTE!! HELP! YOU CRUSHED MY LITTLE HEAD! HELP MEE!! AHHH HA HA HAAAA!!

He then gets a grenade and pulls off it's ring.

Mouse: OHHH YOU CRUSHED MY LITTLE BODY!!! HELLPP!

He gives Snooks the grenade.

Snooks then goes outside the kitchen in excitement.

Snooks: I got it... I got it... I GOT IT!!

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) He got it and he can have it!

He then puts his pointer fingers in his ears.

Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard.

Mouse looks out to see the house all destroyed.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) You know, I've gotten rid of more pussy cats that way!

He then goes to his hole and crosses out a drawing of a cat and smiles at the audience while it irises out on him.





NOTICE: The story may not have swearing in it.

It starts off with a newspaper that says "PENSACOLA'S FIRST EVER DOG SHOW! COME SEE IT NOW!".

It then shows a huge dog show theatre like place where a ton of SFU characters are entering in.

In the inside, it shows a sign saying "MULTIPLE TRAINED DOGS!" and "CAN DO THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO!".

It then shows a dog tweeting like a bird in a cage.

Another scene shows a dog laying eggs like a chicken.

The eggs hatch and puppies come out of them.

Another dog is seen acting like a Canadian mounted police officer while howling.

Another one shows... a hot dog...

Crash Bandicoot is outside of the dog show theatre.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok! Looks like I've got everything set for this dog show! I hope people will enjoy this play!

MarioFan2009 is seen gurgling down mouthwash for some reason.

Crash Bandicoot: Um, MarioFan2009?

MarioFan2009: (In a deep tone voice) Yes?

Crash Bandicoot: Why are you gurgling mouthwash over here?

MarioFan2009's eyes turn red.

MarioFan2009: Cliffhangers... everywhere... CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!

Crash Bandicoot: Calm down! Maybe you can see the dog show going on in the theatre!

MarioFan2009: Yeah... I need to get my mind off of it...

He then enters the theatre tired and angered at the same time.

Crash Bandicoot: What's up with him?

It goes back into the dog show theatre and a drunk booze dog is seen singing "How dry I am" while hiccuping.

On his third hiccup, he hiccups multiple times before laughing.

A few minutes pass by and the dog show is set up.

A sign comes on that says "THE SCOTTIES".

Two black dogs are seen on the stage doing a Scottish dance.

As soon as it ends, the crowd cheers and the curtains close on them.

A sign then shows up that says "THE RUSSIAN DOG DANCE".

Two white hounds wearing Russian hats come in.

They then start dancing around while cheering at a few stops.

Soon as it ends, two black puppies are revealed to have been their hats the whole time.

They all run off while the crowd cheers.

Rh390110478: I'm enjoying this so far!

CuldeeFell13: Looks like dogs have more talent then cats do!

High and Grodo: HEY!!

Singing Cat: You haven't seen nothing yet!

Jewels: Yeah!

CuldeeFell13: Well skedaddle buds!

Willoughby: Yeah! This is my party!

It then goes back to the show.

A sign then comes up that says "DOG EAT DOG".

A white and black puppy is seen holding a hot dog.

He then puts it in his mouth and eats it whole as the crowd cheers while the curtains then appear.

A sign is seen that says "LITTLE MAN, YOU HAD A BUSY DAY".

The curtains open and it shows a exhausted puppy gasping for breath smiling while the audience laughs and cheers.

The curtains then closes on the puppy.

A sign is seen that says "PRAIRIE DOGS".

A Guitar is heard playing and the curtains open to show REAL prairie dogs singing.

Meanwhile, the fat booze dog is seen looking at the show in disgust.

Booze Dog: (Howls drunkly)

Suddenly, his mouth then gets shut with a jar.

The booze dog looks at the audience in as to what even happened.

The prairie dogs are seen continuing to sing while howling.

The booze dog is seen trying to get the jar off his mouth and then falls into a box that is filled with toys for some reason.

When he comes out, skates are seen on his feet.

He struggles to get off of them. Every time he tries, he falls on the ground.

Once he gets up, he skates uncontrollably move him around and on to the performance stage.

The prairie dogs however were done with their song before the booze dog could even arrive. A loud crash is heard to their left.

The booze dog is seen on the floor hiccuping.

He gets himself up only for him to have his legs fall on the ground.

Then, he puts his mouth in his back and gets himself up slowly.

Once he manages to, he falls again on his chin!

The booze dog is angered trying to think, while he does, he angered punches his rear end to fall on the ground as well.

The screen transitions to a shy dog who does not know how to preform properly.

He tries to hide but is pushed back into the stage.

A whistle is then heard.

Shy Dog: Uhh, Mary had a little lamb! It's fleece was white as snow!

He then looks at his master to the right.

Shy Dog: Awww this is silly!

The person off screen throws a book at his head causing him to look at he audience angered while he continues to recite "Mary had a little lamb".

Meanwhile, reciting is heard in the background while the booze dog eventually gets himself back up.

Suddenly, his skates then cause him to bump into a box and it cracks open.

The box says "FLEA CIRCUS". Fleas then start coming out of the box flying around.

While the dog is seen continuing on reciting, a flea flies on his head.

He tries to get rid of it while talking but then it gets into his skin.

Shy Dog: And everywhere the child went, the lamb was sure to go!

He starts itching himself.

Shy Dog: (With a more faster voice) He followed her to school one day and broke the teacher's rule! Oohhh! What a time they had that day at school! AND THAT'S ALL FOR YOU!

He then leaves to his left as curtains then appear while the screen fades out.

Meanwhile, the booze dog is seen looking to his right in shock.

It shows MULTIPLE fleas in his booze drunk with booze liquid everywhere.

Four fleas are seen in one row singing...

Fleas: (High pitched voice) 🎵How dry I aaaaammm! (Hiccup) Nobody knoooowws! (Hiccup) How dry I aaaaaam! (Hiccup) Nooo booodyyy even knoooooooowssss!🎵

The fleas then collapse on the floor slowly drunk as it irises out on them.





WARNING: The story might have swearing in it.

It starts off with showing a groundhog hole in the middle of the grass.

It shows the inside of a hole in which a groundhog is seen sitting down watching TV all about Groundhog Day. (The story takes place in February 2nd, 2019!)

Groundhog: Oh boy! I can't believe it's Groundhog Day already! It feels like it has just been a few weeks since the last one happened!

He then goes to his calendar which says "FEBRUARY 1ST, 2019" and rips it to which it now says "FEBRUARY 2ND, 2019".

Groundhog: Well, I better get myself prepared for outside! This is gonna be amazing!

He goes outside of his hole.

Suddenly, Mario and Willoughby are seen looking at the groundhog in anger while he does not even notice. (Mario is also seen holding a shotgun)

The Groundhog looks up and then gets scared.

Groundhog: Umm... hello?

Mario then starts shooting at the groundhog.

Mario: Come on Will! It's Groundhog Day! Get him now!

Willoughby: Ok!

Groundhog: YIPE!!

He runs back to his hole and Willoughby stands by his hole and waits for him.

Groundhog: What is up with those guys?? Ugh! How am I gonna celebrate Groundhog Day when hunters are gonna show up!

He then starts to think.

Groundhog: Hmmm...

Suddenly, he gets an idea.

Groundhog: Well, looks like I have got some victims on my hands!

He then laughs and looks at his hole.

Willoughby is seen looking down at the hole.

Suddenly, his eye gets poked by the groundhog.

Willoughby: GAH! Son of a bitch!

He then puts his hand in the hole.

The groundhog is seen in his hole and pulls out a needle.

He then pokes Willoughby's hand causing him to scream in pain.

Willoughby: I'll get that good for nothing hog if that is the last thing I do!

He then finds a near by bush.

Willoughby: Hmmm...

He then goes into the bush and digging is heard.

The groundhog hears the digging and gets a trap set up.

He then places a dynamite in the trap.

Not noticing, Willoughby is heard digging until a loud explosion is heard.

Willoughby is then seen coming out of the hole all grey.

Mario is seen coming with a shotgun.

Mario: Where is he? Didn't you get him?

Willoughby shakes his head.

Mario: Ugh! Never get a dog to do a man's work!

He then peeks into the groundhog hole and his eye gets poked.

Mario: UGH!!

Willoughby: Woof! How are we gonna get him?

Mario: Hmmmm...

He then gets an idea.

Mario: I got it!

He then gets a toilet plunger and starts using it on the hole.

Suddenly, they get something... a stinky surprise!

Mario: WHAT?!

Willoughby: Hot damnit! Gross!

Skunk: How do you do?

Mario quickly and gently removes the skunk off from the plunger.

Mario: Come Willi! Rat him out or something! Down just stand there!

Willoughby: (Sigh) Fine...

He then goes into the hole with all his might.

The groundhog however is seen on the other side.

Groundhog: Yoo Hoo!

Willoughby looks in shock to see the groundhog.

Groundhog: Looking for someone?

Willoughby: WHY YOU?!

He starts chasing after the groundhog.

Suddenly, the rodent hides in a bush and Willoughby finally gets him where he wants him.

Willoughby: Finally! I got that son of a bitch where I want him!

Groundhog: Wait... chump... you don't wan me... I have a family... hundreds of kids and a wife!

He then starts telling him a tale of groundhogs with families causing Willoughby to cry.

Groundhog: Each day... the kids wait and say: "Oh where oh where did papa go??". (Breaks the fourth wall while whispering) Eh, dogs are suckas for stories like these!

He continues to tell him the story while Mario hears this.

Mario: What is Willoughby doing??

He looks over to the bush to see Willoughby crying while the groundhog tells him the story.

Mario: WHAT ON--

Groundhog: Ye oh. BYE!

He quickly runs off while Willoughby stops crying.

Willoughby: Huh?

Mario: WILL!!! You let him get away!!

Willoughby: I was too busy listening to his... OOOOOOOO THAT SON OF A--

He then charges at the groundhog with such anger.

He is seen running behind a bush where the groundhog is hidden at.

No answer is suddenly heard from him.

Mario: Now what?

It shows the groundhog telling Willoughby the fake sad story again while headphones are attached to his head.

Mario then sees this.

Groundhog: Toodly doo!

He runs off again while Willoughby is seen still crying.

Mario: KNOCK IT OFF!!

He then slaps the headphones off his head.

Willoughby: What? Where what happened?

Mario: You outta be shamed! Listening to stories like that!

Willoughby then smiles embarrassed.

Mario: (Sigh) Just get that groundhog WITHOUT listening to his stupid stories!

Willoughby: Ok ok!

He then looks around for the groundhog.

The groundhog is seen in the bush calling him.

Groundhog: Hey chum, wanna hear another story?

Willoughby: Hmmm... (sarcastic) sure!

Groundhog: Ok!

He quickly goes inside the bush waiting for the poor dumb dog.

Willoughby: (Breaks the fourth wall) This time, I'll really get him! Watch this!

He then jumps into the bush and a loud fight is heard.

Mario then comes behind the bush to see Willoughby jumping around with his hands on his mouth.

Willoughby: (Mumbles)

Mario: WILLOUGHBY!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR MOUTH NOW!!!

He then puts his hands off from his mouth and he swallows.

Mario: No... you didn't...

Willoughby: But... I didn't ea-

Mario: You couldn't have! You should be EXTREMELY shamed... you ate him!

Willoughby: No... NO...

Groundhog: Yeah. You ate a groundhog with a wife and and a hundred kids! You outta be punished!

Mario: Yeah! What he said! A wife and a hundred kids!

Soon, the groundhog takes advantage of Mario and starts telling him the story.

Mario: (Cries) A wife and a hundred kids!

Groundhog: All waiting... for their father to return!

Mario continues to cry while Willoughby looks at this in anger.

He gets a photo of a groundhog out and taps Mario's head.

Mario looks up to see the photo of the groundhog.

Mario: Huh?

Willoughby: LOOK STUPID!!

He points at the photo and the groundhog behind him.

Mario looks at both in shock and then gets angered.

Mario: WHY YOU!!

Groundhog: Bye bye!

He runs off.

Mario: GET HIM!!!

Willoughby: I'LL GET HIM FIRST!!

The Groundhog runs to his hole that looks like a small cave and Willoughby enters but stops Mario for some reason.

Mario: Get outta here!

He then enters while Willoughby follows him.

It shows shadows of the groundhog, Mario and Willoughby fighting while grunting is heard.

However, it goes to the right to ACTUALLY show they are using their hands!

Mario: (Laughs and breaks the fourth wall) Shadow boxing!

All of them look at the audience.

Mario: This way, no one gets hurt!

It then irises out on him while they smile.





WARNING: The story might have swearing in it.

It starts off with MarioFan2009 reading stories on the wiki tired.

MarioFan2009: (Yawns) Well... guess I'm gonna go to bed. I can't wait to see Avengers: Endgame when it comes out! I'm also excited for the stories In-FUNNY-Ty War and The Vandal Buster Part II!

He then turns off his computer, heads upstairs and goes to sleep.

Morning time...

MarioFan2009 wakes up.

MarioFan2009: (Yawns) Well, looks like another day! Today I might try something new. Imma go out and explore the forest for a bit. Hopefully it is not filled with intruders a lot as I saw in Lost Memories...

He then gets up, brushes his teeth and heads outside.

MarioFan2009: Well, goodbye house! For now...

He then heads off deep into the forest.

A few minutes later...

MarioFan2009: God... it's so dark out here!

Suddenly, leafs are heard crippling.

MarioFan2009: What was that?? Huh... must be nothing...

He then continues to walk into the deep.

MarioFan2009: (Sigh) This place is so dark. I am hungry as well! I sound have eaten when I had my chance...

Suddenly, a shadowy figure passes by his front.

MarioFan2009: What the hell?! Who's there??

The shadowy figure approaches him slowly.

MarioFan2009: Who are you??

The shadow comes out of the darkness and is revealed to be...

Frida: BOO!!

MarioFan2009: (Jumps scared while screaming) AAARGH SON OF A BITCH!!

Frida: Calm down! It's me, Frida!

MarioFan2009: Oh damnit you scared me! Don't do that again!

Frida: Sorry. Anyways, what are you doing here?

MarioFan2009: My question is the same to you! Why are you here?

Frida: I was going around to explore Pensacola some more. I got lost in the woods until I saw you!

MarioFan2009: Well doodles... should we look around for an escape around here or something?

Frida: Sure!

After a few miles, they come across a light in the woods...

Frida: What is that?

MarioFan2009: I don't know... looks like company or something!

Frida: Let's go check it out!

MarioFan2009: Ummm... I don't know...

Frida: What? Are you a scaredy cat??

MarioFan2009: What?? No!

Frida: Then prove it!

MarioFan2009: Ugh! Fine, I'll come! But if we get killed or kidnapped, you are to blame!

Frida: Deal!

The two walk towards the light to find a...

Frida: Oh my God...

MarioFan2009's jaw drops.

It then shows a big woodland mansion surrounded by light in view.

Frida: It's... IT'S AMAZING!!!

MarioFan2009: It's spectacular!!

Frida: Should we go inside? Should we?? I'm pretty sure there is people that can help!

MarioFan2009: Oh boy! Oh joy! Let's go inside to see who can help us!

Frida: Ok!!

The two excited run to the front door.

MarioFan2009: After you!

Frida: Thank you!

She knocks on the front door while MarioFan2009 joins her.

Suddenly, the door opens and a vindicator is seen.

Vindicator: WHAT THE... HUMMAAAANSS!!!!

Frida: Huh... he seems like a eager guy!

MarioFan2009: Probably has been alone for years or so! Anyways, hello ther--

Vindicator: GET OFF FROM OUR PREMISES RIGHT NOW!!!

Frida: Wait... "our"?

MarioFan2009: What do you mean by--

He then slams the door shut on the two.

Frida: Hey! That was not nice!

MarioFan2009: He doesn't seem to be helpful AT ALL...

Frida: Yeah... I think we should go somewhere else?

MarioFan2009: But what about help??

Frida: You heard what that grey man said! "GET OFF FROM OUR PREMISES!!". Not nice! I'm leaving!

MarioFan2009: I guess you are right...

He joins her and they leave together.

Meanwhile, a different and happy vindicator is seen reading a book called "The Election!" while looking at it smiling and shock.

Vindicator: This is amazing... JUST SPLENDID!!! Ohhhh the suspense!!! (Breaks the fourth wall) and no epilogues with cliffhangers too!

He continues to read it.

Suddenly, the vindicator who answered the door comes by in anger, grabs the book and rips it apart.

Vindicator: RATTY... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP READING THAT AWFUL BOOK?! IT IS DISGUSTING AND DISGRACEFUL!!!!

Ratty's eyes start filling up with tears after seeing the book being ripped to shreds.

Vindicator: YOU KNOW BETTER!!! NOW GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP SLACKING OFF!!!!

Ratty: Yes boss...

He goes outside the room very VERY upset after what that vindicator did to his book.

More vindicator are seen mocking him.

Vindicator 2: Well well well...

Vindicator 1: If it ain't Ratty...

Vindicator 4: The one who looks at fan-fictions from Rh Studios! A crappy company!

Vindicator 3: Come on! You know better than to read those crappy books!

Vindicator 5: Yeah! They are garbage that is gonna end soon anyways since the person who made it is gonna mature up!

Vindicator 7: Ya know better than wasting your time!

Ratty: Eh. It's a living.

His line makes the vindicators poke more fun at him.

Ratty: (Sigh)

He then takes a look outside the window where it is raining.

Ratty: Huh?

Suddenly, he spots Frida and MarioFan2009 walking away from the mansion.

Ratty: Good heavens! Lost humans in the forest!! They could get killed or kidnapped in some way or another!

He quickly runs all the way downstairs and opens the front door.

Ratty: HEY!!!! WAIIITTT!

His loud scream alerts MF2009 and Frida.

Frida: Huh?

MarioFan2009: What was that?

Ratty: WAIT A MINUTE!!! YOU GUYS COULD GET INTO TROUBLE LIKE THIS!!

Frida: (Crosses her arms) Oh ha ha! Says the one who kicked us out.

MarioFan2009: (He points at him) And why are you coming back just to save us now??

Ratty: Coming back? KICKED OUT?! Wha- What??

Frida: Like you don't remember!

Ratty: I don't... I didn't even answer the door!

MarioFan2009: Oh yeah? Then who was it at the door??

Ratty's face turns confused from shocked.

He let's out a pissed off grunt that scares the two.

Frida: Are you ok?

Ratty: Uggghhh!! Come inside... I'll explain just about everything...

MarioFan2009: Ok?

Frida: And if we don't? Ratty: Well... then you have no hope whatsoever!

MarioFan2009: Fine! We'll come...

Frida: Complete stranger... isn't he...

Ratty: You'll learn the truth...

He brings them inside quietly without alerting anyone.

Ratty: Be quiet now... the vindicators hate you humans...

Frida: Us??

MarioFan2009: What do you mean by "hate humans"??

Ratty: Come down into the basement...

He takes the two to the basement while in the hallways, Gotta Sweep and the Robotic Janitor are seen going around cleaning the place.

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!!!!

MarioFan2009: Wait a minute... didn't Gotta Sweep die in 31 Days of Hallowiki!??

Ratty: Well, we found him on a rusty sidewalk and decided to remake him. He could talk for some reason...

Frida: Huh...

In the basement...

Ratty: Everything's quiet? Ok... so, these grey creatures you see are called "Illagers".

Frida: Illagers?

MarioFan2009: You mean mentally ill? Or sick?

Ratty: DON'T SAY THAT!!! I have a mental illness alright, but not enough to kick humans out of a house!

Frida: Then who are the illagers anyways?

Ratty: You see... these creatures are humanoids villagers who despise humans... they hate them for pollution, past war, damage to property, misbehaviour...

MarioFan2009: Ohhhhh. I see what you are talking about!

Frida: Can't we explain to them we are not those type of people?

Ratty: Well you see... they don't allow explanations... I have been desperate to see life around the world but never got the chance since my so called "friends" up there think something bad might happen to me...

MarioFan2009: Shucks... it's hard being a illager is it?

Ratty: Wait till you see the amount of effort they took to make this building! They wouldn't even allow a single human to check it out! They instantly get kicked away from this place and never come back due to us being pricks...

Frida: Wait, how long have you been here for?

Ratty: ... Ten years...

MF2009 and Frida: TEN YEARS?!

Frida: That's inhumane!!

MarioFan2009: Why would you stay in a mansion for TEN YEARS?? Where do you eat?? What do you do?? Do you have ANY hobbies AT ALL?!

Frida: More importantly... HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE WITHOUT EVEN GOING OUTSIDE FOR FRESH AIR?!

Ratty: Well...

???: What's going on down there?!

Ratty: Oh fuck... HIDE!!

Frida: Shit!

MarioFan2009: RUN!!

The two quickly hide while the door opens.

Ratty is seen pulling out a cigar and smoking it like nothing's gonna happen.

A Roblox officer-like character wearing all grey, a grey elite mask and a suit that has a tag saying "BRICK TECH SECURITY CONTRACTOR" is seen coming down the stairs.

Brick Tech Security Contractor: WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKU--

He then sees Ratty smoking.

Ratty: How ya doing?

Brick Tech Security Contractor: Oh... it's just you huh?

Ratty: Yeah, need anything?

Brick Tech Security Contractor: What was going on down here??

Ratty: Nothing. I slipped into a box filled with tools.

Frida and MarioFan2009 are peeking from a corner seeing the contractor talking to Ratty.

MarioFan2009: Who is that??

Frida: I don't know... but I sure hope that illager knows what he is doing!

Brick Tech Security Contractor: Ok then... be more careful and quieter next time!

He goes back upstairs and closes the door shut.

Ratty: Whew...

Frida and MF2009 come out from the corner.

MarioFan2009: Who was that?

Ratty: That... was the elite special force in the mansion...

Frida: What??

Ratty: Oh, and about them, they keep our mansion secure and safe. About the previous questions... I get fresh air from windows, the vindicators steal from Pensacola for money, food and electricity and I just stay here being myself. I have read some Rh390110478 stories though!

MarioFan2009: Woah... wait... we forgot to ask you this question. What's your name?

Frida: Yeah!

Ratty: You can call me Ratty the friendly vindicator. But Ratty for short.

Frida and MF2009 look at each other and then start laughing.

Frida: R-Ratty??

MarioFan2009: What kind of name is that??

The two continue laughing.

Ratty: QUIET!!! Your gonna alert someone!

A evoker is seen coming down the stairs.

Ratty: Hide!!!

MarioFan2009: Oh shit!

Frida: Run again!

The two hide behind the corner as the evoker comes down.

Evoker: What's going on down here??

Ratty: Oh uh, I was just looking around for tools! A light bulb went out of electricity.

Evoker: Oh... well, I am just gonna send off some Vexes to guard this place!

With magic, he summons some ghostly figures holding iron swords that swarm around the place.

Vex 3: Free from the menacing place!

Vex 1: Agreed!

Vex 2: Let's go around and find a hobby!

Vex 4: Ok!

The ghostly vexs go around.

Evoker: Eh, needed to release em. Anyways, get the bulb fixin' now!

He leaves the basement and goes upstairs.

Ratty: Ohhhh boy...

Frida and MF2009 come out from the hiding spot.

Frida: We need to get rid of this place now...

MarioFan2009: But how?

Ratty: There is a hole in the basement where you can escape... Imma burn this mansion down RIGHT NOW... I am sick of being here.

???: Did someone say sick of being here.

Frida: Huh?

The two look up and see MULTIPLE Brick Tech Security Contractors, Vindicators, Vexes and Evokers...

Frida: Ohhhh nooo...

Vindicator 31: AH HA!!!

Evoker 24: I FRIKEN KNEW IT!!!

Brick Tech Security Contractor 56: THAT VINDICATOR IS A TRAITOR!!!!

Vex 5: He has been helping out the humans the whole entire TIME!!!!

MarioFan2009: Uh oh...

Ratty: Look guys! I can explain! These two are--

Vindicator 32: NO EXPLAINING ALLOWED!!!

Vindicator 22: When we say no humans. IT MEANS NO HUMANS!!!

Vex 6: Yeah!! NOW LET'S MANSLAUGHTER THESE THREE!!!

Others: YEAH!!!

Ratty: Oh fuck... RUN YOU TWO RUUUNN!!!!

Frida: GAH!!

The two run off from the basement hole while multiple people try to get them out of there.

Frida: UGH!!

MarioFan2009: FRIDA!!!

Frida: They got my legs!!!

MarioFan2009: HANG ON!!

He grabs her hands and tries to pull her out.

Vex 25: KEEP PULLING!!

Brick Tech Security Contractor 4: We ain't lettin' traitors get away!

Vindicator 9: YEAH!!

Ratty the friendly vindicator is seen surrounded by evokers and some vindicators.

Vindicator 10: So...

Evoker 10: You thought you could betray us and GET AWAY WITH IT?!

Ratty: Yeah... and I did too...

Evoker 86: HOW DARE YOU?!

Vindicator 36: You have been working here for TEN YEARS.

Vindicator 14: And now, YOU JUST WANNA BETRAY US?!

Vindicator 15: I knew I had a suspicious feeling about this guy!

Evoker 16: HE BETRAYED US!!!!

Evoker 78: And now he wants to end his career AND his only job!!

Vindicator 45: Now Ratty... any last words before we kill you?

Ratty: Yeah... GO TO HELL!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

He then pulls out a lighter.

Vindicator 33: WHAT THE HELL?!

Vindicator 40: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ratty: Something I should have done YEARS ago.

He then puts the lighter near a wall and it starts burning.

Evoker 19: NOOO!!!

Evoker 20: YOU IDIOT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ratty kicks and punches his way through from the basement and escapes.

The mansion walls start to increase on fire.

Vex 34: WHAT THE HELL?!

Brick Tech Security Contractor 24: DUDES!!! THE WALLS ARE ONE FIRE!!!!

Evoker 75: GET THE FUCKING EXTINGUISHER!!!!

All of them panic looking for the extinguisher. However, Ratty being so clever throws the extinguishers in the mansion from a window and then encounters Gotta Sweep.

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEP!!

Ratty grabs GS and starts riding him out of the mansion.

He eventually gets to the front door.

Ratty: Good bye stupid mansion...

He then throws a bunch of dynamite into the mansion.

Meanwhile, MarioFan2009 gets Frida out of hole safely.

Frida: You saved me!

MarioFan2009: Come on! Let's get going!

Frida: But what about Ratty?!

MarioFan2009: Ohhh nooo...

The two look at the mansion in terror as it is set on fire.

Suddenly, a massive explosion occurs and the mansion is blown up to smithereens.

MarioFan2009: (Gasp) RAAATTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Frida: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

It then shows a massive fire while big chunks of debris of wood, windows, bricks and a ton of other stuff that was in the mansion is seen flying around the place as it is completely in ruins.

MarioFan2009: He... he's... he's gone...

Frida: It can't be...

It then shows the fire again with such sadness as it fades out.

Now...

It shows MarioFan2009 and Frida at MF2009's house watching TV.

MarioFan2009: You know... it would have been much better if Ratty was alive...

Frida: Agreed...

She puts her arm over MF2009's shoulder.

MarioFan2009: (Sigh) I really wish he was here...

Frida: I feel so sorry about him... he had to go through years in that hell just to--

Suddenly, a door knock is heard.

Frida: Huh?

MarioFan2009: I'll get it...

He gets up tired and upset.

MF2009 answers the door and it is revealed to be...

MarioFan2009: RATTY?!?!

Ratty: Hey!

MarioFan2009: RATTY?! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!

Ratty: Sure am! Though I have a scar on my face along with some burns and bruises on my shirt...

He then hugs Ratty.

MarioFan2009: OH HOW I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU ARE OK!!

Ratty: Ok ok! No more of this human stuff called hugs! Please get off!

MarioFan2009: Nice (gasps for breath) to see you are alive!! FRRIIIDDAAA!!!

She comes in rushing in.

Frida: What is that yo-- (Gasp) RATTY?!

Ratty: Hey!

Frida: RATTY YOU'RE ALIVE!!! OH MY GOD HOW?!

Ratty: I was way far away from that explosion when it occurred! I managed to even survive!

MarioFan2009: I can't believe it! His intelligence on defeating those jerks are BEYOND me!

Frida: I know right?!

She then hugs Ratty in happiness to see him alive.

Ratty: Oo! Ok ok! Get off please! No more human hugs!

Frida: How we are SO happy! You are alive and well!

MarioFan2009: Welcome to your FREEDOM!

Ratty: Gee, I haven't seen much of Pensacola! Can you guys lead me around?

Frida: SURE!!!

MarioFan2009: We'll be delighted to! Even since we are excited and happy that you are alive!

Ratty: Thanks! Though I am a humanoid, I am very new to the city since I haven't even left that mansion.

Frida: Come along! We will introduce you to a ton of other people!

Ratty: Ok!

Him, MF2009 and Frida leave the house and go to places around Pensacola.

Meanwhile...

It shows the massive destroyed mansion in bits after that explosion.

The fire however is all gone but the mansion is seen with black burns, destroyed items, a ton of corpses of the Evokers, Vindicators, Vexs and Brick Tech Security Contractors.

Suddenly however, a grey hand emerges from some of the debris and it is revealed to be...

The Robotic Janitor! He is seen going around panicked looking for his friend Gotta Sweep.

He sees him stuck in some of the wooden debris and quickly rushes to save him.

Robotic Janitor: Beep beep beeep boop. (Gotta Sweep!! There you are!)

He rushes to the debris and pulls it off from him.

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEP! (Thank God you saved me! I was stuck in that debris for an hour straight! I couldn't even get up since I am a broom!)

Robotic Janitor Beep beep boop beep boop. (It's ok and your welcome! Well... now that this mansion is destroyed... what do we do now?)

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEP!! (Maybe we should go to Pensacola and get REAL jobs! I really wanna become a janitor!)

Robotic Janitor: Beep boop beep beep... beeeep booop beep! (We were janitors if this mansion. But now it is destroyed... I can't wait to see Pensacola! I haven't even been to the real city!)

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEP! (Ok! Let's go!)

The two janitor friends go together and stumble upon a sign that says "PENSACOLA CITY".

Robotic Janitor: Beep beep. (There it is!)

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEEP! (Nice! Let's get us some jobs!)

Robotic Janitor: Beep boop beep! (Yep!)

The two head to Pensacola City and it goes to the right to show the destroyed mansion.

The screen cuts to black on destroyed debris ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story does not have swearing in it.

It starts off with a coyote of some kind with some white wood in his hands going to Sunny Funny's house.

He then stops and looks at the audience.

Wile E. Coyote: Well, how do you do? My name is Wile. E Coyote. Super genius. You see, after years now, I am constantly trying to catch this bird named the "road runner". So, after fed up, I decided rabbits! Cause why not? Soon, I realized I am not getting anywhere like this. So now.

He looks at Sunny Funny's house.

Wile E. Coyote: Maybe I'll have to add something new to my diet! Who needs a bird or a rabbit when you can have a delicious protein flower instead?

He licks his lips and continues walking to Sunny's house.

Wile E. Coyote: With barbecue sauce that is!

Once he arrives at the front door, he opens the white wood up and makes ANOTHER door for some reason.

He then knocks Sunny's door and hides behind his own door.

Sunny Funny answers her door to see the white one.

Sunny Funny: Huh?

She looks at the audience in confusion. Wile E. on the other side is seen waiting excitedly and patiently with his eyes closed.

Sunny Funny answers the white door and sees Wile E. Coyote.

Sunny Funny: Umm... hello?

Wile E. Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is coyote. Wile E. Coyote. Genius.

Sunny Funny: Hello Wile E.! You seem to be a neighbour here?

Wile E. Coyote: Well, not exactly but I live around here after my days as a cartoon character. Anyways, since I am on a diet that is in case if you don't mind, I am about to come and eat you for breakfast.

Sunny Funny's face grows wide shocked.

Wile E. Coyote: Now don't try to get away now. Because I am only give you ten minutes to say your final words. Other than that, I am more patient and calm!

Sunny Funny: Well, you see... I am too young to die. And also, your a wild animal. You should be focusing other meals like rabbit meat or... something like birds? I don't know. But I cannot stand being eaten by you!

She then goes back to he house and closes the door.

Wile E. Coyote: Not being eaten huh? Well... looks like I'll have to do it a little bit harder!

He pulls down the white door and leaves.

Wile E. Coyote: (Breaks the fourth wall) Some days you just gotta use force!

He goes back into his cave house while closing the door while the screen fades to black.

It then shows a paper on a pre-plan set that says "OPERATION FLOWER PART 1" along with showing a plan how he will catch Sunny. It shows a pressure cooker on top of the roof.

Wile E. Coyote: Wile E.... You genius! You done it again!

He then goes outside with his pressure cooker.

It shows him on Sunny Funny's house roof while setting up the cooker.

Wile E. Coyote: Alright...

He gets out a cook book, takes off part of the bricks from the roof and starts putting vegetables while cutting them into the house.

Wile E. is seen humming while looking at the cook book.

After he is done putting random food ingredients in the hole, he gets the pressure cooker and sets it up.

Meanwhile, Sunny is seen on the chimney looking at Wile E. Coyote's doing.

She then goes to see him while eating dirt.

Sunny Funny: Umm, what's cooking there?

Wile E. Coyote: Flower stew!

He continues with adding vegetables along with holding the onions.

Sunny Funny: (Breaks the fourth wall) I've seen the cartoons... I know what this barnacle is up to... (Faces back to Wile E.) anyways, that sounds yummy indeed!

Wile E. Coyote: Yes indeed! With great taste as well!

Sunny Funny: Well... there seems to be a problem.

Wile E. Coyote: (Gets shocked) There is? What?

Sunny Funny: No flower!

Wile E. Coyote: Huh??

He then alerted opens up the pressure cooker and looks inside the hole he has made.

Suddenly, Sunny slams the cooker on his head and walks to the chimney with a bat while singing.

Sunny Funny: 🎵I over look a three leaf clover which I over look be threee!🎵

She goes inside the chimney while it goes to Wile E. Coyote struggling to get his head out of the cooker. A large whack noise is heard and Wile E. gets his head out of the cooker.

He is seen with a headache and looks at the audience.

Wile E. Coyote: Well, back to the old drawing board...

He goes to his cave house with a head along with the cook book and pressure cooker as he closes the door while the screen fades to black.

The next shows a pencil sharpener of some sort on Wile E. Coyote's head attached while he is writing down stuff.

Wile E. Coyote: Genius! That's what it is surre genius!

It then shows his next plan which is "OPERATION FLOWER PLAN 2".

It then shows Wile E. setting up a large pipe to Sunny's house.

He then goes at the back and shows him about to shoot a cannon ball into the house.

As soon as he pulls the line causing the cannon shooter to launch the cannon ball, a pipe from the chimney comes out and shoots back at Wile E. only for himself to get exploded.

It then shows him going back into the house with the pipes and cannon ball launcher while one of the pipes drop on the ground while he closes the door as the screen fades to black.

It then shows Wile E. Coyote writing "OPERATION FLOWER PLAN 3" but is interrupted by a door knock.

He answers the door to Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: I have come to give my self up, on the count of "I cannot not fight no genius no more!".

Wile E. Coyote: A wise decision my friend! You just saved yourself from a fate WORSE than the frying pan!

Sunny Funny: I have one last request.

She pulls out a piece of paper that says "WILL" on it.

Sunny Funny: I have made my in testament, but I need a witness to sign it to make it official! Will you sign it with this pen?

She gives him a dynamite along with the paper.

Wile E. Coyote: Why certainly! Delighted for your service! (Laughs) An immature attempt on my fate!

He then presses the line causing the fire to vanish.

Wile E. Coyote: (Breaks the fourth wall) Being a genius has it's advantages!

However, he does not know that the bottom ALSO has lit line!

He sees this and it suddenly explodes in his face.

The next scene shows a plan set that says "OPERATION FLOWER PLAN 3: EXPLOSIVE DECOY".

It shows Wile E. Coyote with a male flower robot.

Wile E. Coyote: Brillianous! That's all I can say!

It then shows it's back which has multiple dynamite sticks in it.

Wile E. Coyote: Just sure adult related brillianous!

He then closes the back.

Wile E. presses a button that causes the robot to walk away.

Suddenly, a door knock is heard.

Wile E. Coyote answers the door to a female coyote (Which is actually also a explosive decoy robot)

Wile E. Coyote: Ahhh my darling... how beautiful you are... how devastating... how lucky! Little did you dream that one day you'll marry a genius!

Sunny Funny is seen with a TNT detonator.

Sunny Funny: (Breaks the fourth wall) Fight fire with fire I always say.

She presses it and a explosion is heard.

Wile E. Coyote and the decoy are seen exploded all grey.

Wile E. Coyote: 🎵Here comes the bride... all dressed in--🎵

Suddenly, he sees to his right the male flower robot he left behind.

Wile E. Coyote: OHHHH NOOO!!!

He grabs it and is about to throw it out a hole but is suddenly exploded by it.

The next scene shows the next plan "OPERATION FLOWER: PLAN 4, FLYING SAUCER".

Wile E. Coyote: (Laughs) Now... my masterpiece!

It then shows the saucers main options for hunts: Bird, Mouse, Rabbit and Flower.

He then turns the switch on Flower, switches the off button to on and the saucer machine activates to Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny sees this and quickly wears a rooster mask.

Confused, the saucer is seen looking for Sunny Funny.

She quickly gets a red pen out and writes "COYOTE" on the saucers hunt options and turns the switch to the latter.

The saucer quickly goes to Wile E. Coyote's house cave and a large explosion is seen.

Rocks are seen flying across over the screen and once the smoke clears, it shows Wile E. Coyote all grey with no house cave at all...

The next scene shows a construction place.

It then shows a room that says "EXPLOSIVES! KEEP OUT!".

Wile E. Coyote is seen in that room putting nitro liquid in dirt and covering them up.

However, not noticing, Sunny Funny is seen driving a tractor that has a rope attached to the room dragging it to a railroad.

Wile E. Coyote: Wile E. Coyote, super genius!

He suddenly hears a small whistle but doesn't think much of it.

Wile E. Coyote: I love the way how that rolls out! Wile E. COYOTE, SUPER genius!

Suddenly, he hears a loud train whistle and gets alerted looking behind him.

Extremely frightened, he looks at the audience as he closes a blind even more terrified preparing for his fate...

A loud explosion is then heard.

The train is seen below passing by while Wile E. Coyote is seen holding on to a stick from a cliff. He is seen all grey with pink eyes.

Wile E. Coyote: Wile E. Coyote... super genius...

The next scene shows him going to Sunny Funny's house and unwrapping the white door all grey.

He then knocks at Sunny's real door before hiding behind his own.

Sunny answers her door and then answers Wile E. Coyote's who she is smiling at.

Wile E. Coyote is seen all dark grey injured from the explosion.

Wile E. Coyote: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS MUD!!

He then collapses on the ground.

Sunny Funny: (Breaks the fourth wall) And remember! Mud spelt backwards is DUM!

It irises out on her ending the episode.





WARNING: The story might have swearing in it.

NOTICE: This story does NOT send hate to the user who has the main role in this story. I asked him if I can make this and he said yes. He is a Discussion Moderator on the SML Wiki and a reader on this wiki. Now, please enjoy this comedy short in your computer/IPad/IPhone or whatever screen!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon is seen on a island sleeping.

Suddenly, he wakes up.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Woo Hoo! That was a awesome nap! I wonder what happened while I was asleep!

It then shows a completely destroyed plane to his right.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Oh yeaaaaah!

5 minutes earlier...

It shows a plane flying in the air.

It shows Goombar, Bett and Boney flying the plane while TSAD looks at them angered.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: HEY!!! YOU GUYS FORGOT TO SERVE ME MY BREAKFAST MEAL!!!

Boney pushes him off his head.

Boney: We don't care!

Bett: Piss off bighead!

Goombar: Yeah!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ooooo...

Suddenly, it shows the outside of the plane where Boney, Goombar and Bett are kicked out.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Yeah. Let that be a lesson to you... dipshits...

Suddenly, everyone at the back starts panicking like crazy. (Characters: Peach, Goomba, Shrek, SMG4, Bluebeard, The Poacher from Jeffy and the Pig! and Animatronic MarioFan2009)

The plane is seen about to crash on the island and the flashback ends.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: BOOOOM!! That was a lot of fun! But how am I gonna get home?

He then sees the destroyed plane.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Oh yeah! There's gotta be some stuff in here!

He pokes around into the bag.

He pulls out some random stuff such as a walkie talkie, a map, a life boat and a gun. He drops all of them behind and the gun blasts everything on fire.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: UGH!! ALL OF THIS STUFF IS USELESS!!!

He then looks around the island.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Well this island ain't gonna stop me!

He then jumps into the water and starts swimming around like crazy.

Suddenly, three fishes are seen looking at him floating across drowned.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is fine.

It then shows him on the island with a phone in his hand dialling a number.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: C'mon... connect... please!

The phone then answers.

Rh390110478: Hello this is Pizza Hut!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Yes! I'd like one pizza please!

Rh390110478: I'm sorry but we don't deliver to your location--

Suddenly, TSAD throws the phone away in anger.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: ASS!!!!

The next scene shows TSAD with a chicken who is drunk.

He gives him a bottle with a folded paper.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Alright! Now take this!

It smashes the glass on the ground and acts drunk.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Please don't hurt me...

He gives it his wallet.

Chicken: ThAAAAnKKK UUUUUUUUU!!!

It then flies off idiotically.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: BITCH!! Stupid bird!

Suddenly, a thunderstorm is then heard.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Huh?

He looks up to see the clouds all grey and rain starts dropping.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I'm gonna have to make a shelter!

It then shows him with rocks and sticks near a tree.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ooo, I'm gonna have to use my extra chromosome to really make this work!

He then gets out a crafting table and a book.

Two pages say: "How to craft a pickaxe" while the other one says "How to craft a girlfriend" with an anime dog furry character on the right side.

He puts the book aside and only rocks and sticks are seen in the crafting table.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Whatever!

He throws the crafting table away.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I'll just enjoy the star by a nice campfire!

He then remembers the most important thing...

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Hmmm... fire... I need fire...

He then gets an idea.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I got it!

It then shows the burnt plane as TSAD then jumps into the fire.

He then grabs the sticks and rocks and jumps onto them like crazy spreading the flames on himself to them.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Imma so smart!

He is seen near the campfire.

However, a thunderstorm is heard and the rain vanishes the fire on both himself and the sticks.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ohhh you got to be fucking with me...

He then goes around in circles trying to think.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What do I do? What do I do??

Suddenly, he gets an idea.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I got it... I GOT IT!!!

It then shows a large tree.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Hmmmmmm...

He then pictures the tree as a house.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I AM A GENIUS!!!!

He then charges at the tree.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: YOOOOOOOOLLOOOOOOO!!!

He then smacks his hand on the tree and a loud crack noise is heard.

His hand suddenly falls on the ground as he smiles with a "this is fine" face.

He then gets angered at this.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: YOU DAMN SON!!!

He then starts shaking the tree. However, it shows the inside of his ribs which are cracked to pieces from this.

TSAD then falls on the ground because of this.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: COME OOOOOONNNNN!!!!

Suddenly, a lightning storm makes the tree let loose.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ahh crap...

He runs off while the tree is seen rolling down the cliff.

Mystery Bastard is seen with a image of the Sushi Pack and a knife.

Mystery Bastard: Heh heh... I can just imagine the things I shall do with these little kids when I--

Suddenly, the tree crushes him.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I did it... I DID IIT!!! I DID IIITT!!

It then shows the collapsed tree. It then suddenly gets set on fire.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: UGGH DAMNIT!!

He then starts to think again.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ok... I have to compromise...

It then shows him with his skin ripped off. The skin is however plastered on his body.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: WOO HOO!! I'm a college man!

Suddenly, the wind blows off the skin as his private area is censored by a leaf.

TSAD let's out a angered grunt.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Well there's only one thing left to do!

He is seen pushing a giant boulder off the cliff.

It then rolls all the way back to the island where TSAD is seen waiting for it.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: That's it... come here...

It suddenly crushes him.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ahhh. That's much better!

One week later...

It shows TSAD with sticks, rocks and a leaf on him.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is fine... I'm fine with all the events that are unfolding currently! I'm gonna die!

He then snaps out of it.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Think positive! Things are going great! What do you think Riley?

It then shows a rock with a terribly drawn face.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Huh? What's the time?

He looks at the horribly drawn clock on his hand.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: IT'S FOOD TIME!! OH BOYY!!

He then goes to the trashed plane which has no fire on it anymore.

He then goes through a bag.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Want a boot for lunch?

He then digs through the bag and finds gasoline.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: OH MY GOD!!!! Looks like we got some new drinks Riley!

Riley is seen with silence.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Hey! This food is "not making me go crazy!" It's fine! What do you think Sanic?

Sanic is seen to his right.

Sanic: Heell yeah!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: See! It's fine!

He then drinks the gasoline off-screen while it shows Riley's face.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Delicious...

He then collapses on the ground.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ohhhh...

Suddenly, leaf sounds are heard.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What was that noise?

He then looks around the grass and finds a minecraft pig.

Pig: (Oink)

TSAD then pictures it as a burger.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: (Gasp)

He then pulls out a stick.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Alright... I can do this... just gotta remember what my grandpa taught me!

It then shows a cloud of TheSuperAlmightyDragon's grandpa who has a grey beard.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon's Grandpa: You're adopted!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Alright!

He then charges at the pig but it sees him.

Pig: YEET!

He jumps out of the way only for a loud crash to be heard.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: MY SACK!!

Pig: You can't hit what ya can't see ya piece of shit!

He then runs off.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon gets up furious.

The pig laughs but then the clouds cover in darkness.

Pig: Say whaaaaat??

He then looks up to see TSAD with a giant lightning ball.

Pig: OH SHIT!!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I call upon the dogs, and the idiots, all the dumb characters and dragons on this planet! Please, GIVE ME YOUR POWER!!!

He then throws the lightning at the pig as it screams.

A loud explosion is heard and the pig is destroyed.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: FINALLY!! Let's a go!

He then goes to find the spot where he killed the pig only to find nothing.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: MOTHER F--

One month later...

It shows TSAD sleeping.

???: TheSuperAlmightyDragon!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Huh?

It then shows multiple clones of him.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon's Brother: Stop laying around and come play with us!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: YES!!!

He then jumps around in excitement over the clones of himself. (both female and male)

It then actually shows that he is day dreaming causing his clones to disappear making him look paranoid.

A fish family is seen looking at him.

Husband Fish: Honey, we are moving neighbourhoods...

Wife Fish: Ok...

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Oh man, this beach party is awesome guys! Don't you agree Riley and Ms. Riley?

It then shows multiple rocks. (Riley, Riley's wife and Riley's children)

He then faints on the ground.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: There's still so much I wanted to do before I die... Like say some final words to MarioFan2009... Yeah, that's about it... The sky is looking nice at least...

Suddenly, a plane is seen in the air.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Hmmmm? OOOOOOOOO A PLANE!!

The plane then continues to fly

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: YES! I got this one!

He then grabs some sticks and carves a message saying "SEND HELP".

However, the wind blows in the message and changes it to "SEND NUDE".

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Huh? (He looks at the message) AHHHH CRAP!!

It then shows two Koopas flying airplane.

Male Koopa Pilot: Send nudes.

Female Koopa Pilot: WHAT?!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon sees the hill and the sticks and suddenly gets an idea.

It then shows him on to hundreds if not thousands of sticks.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Come on!! HELP ME!!! NEED SOME HELP HERE!!

He is trying to signal the Koopas but they can't hear him because they have Soulja pods in their ears.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: (Grunt)

He then jumps on it and then...

It all collapses and he falls to the ground.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Ohhh my God...

He then sees a flower.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: AHH! A signal fire!!

He then sets the sticks on fire with the flower.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: All done!

Suddenly, The WHOLE ENTIRE forest is then set on fire.

The Koopas then notice him.

Male Koopa: GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

It then shows the forest on fire. It even closes up on TSAD

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: NOTICE ME SENPAI!! NOOOTICE ME SENPAIIII!!! NOTICE ME SENPAI... PLEEAASSEEE!!!

The Male Koopa then turns on a walkie talkie.

Male Koopa: Mission control, we have a belligerent dumbass over here...

Mumbling noises are heard on the WT.

The female koopa looks in shock at TSAD.

Male Koopa: I don't know, it's acting sporadic and it's like... I don't even know what it is...

TSAD is seen trying to signal them.

More mumbling is heard.

Male Koopa: Let's get the hell outta here!

They fly off the airplane from the island.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Oh no you don't...

He throws a fireball at the plane and it is seen about to crash.

A explosion is then heard.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Yes!

He then approaches the plane fastly.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Thanks for landing for me guys! Let's go!!

No response is heard from the flames up airplane.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Hey! Helloooooo? Did you guys fall asleep??

Suddenly, a box comes out that says "MK Powerup Movers".

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: What's this?

He opens the box to find a ton of cool items in them.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!! Oh my GOD!! LOOK AT THIS!!

He then digs through the item to find a box that has a "!" mark on it.

It opens and he gets his normal skin back along with some wings.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: OH MY GOD!!! YEEES!!

He starts flying around and sees a airplane.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: YEEESSS!!! YEAAAAHH BOIIIIIII!!!

Moony UnFunny is seen near a window until TSAD's face is seen on it.

Moony UnFunny: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY--

Suddenly, he smashes through the window and kicks MUF out of the way.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: FINALLY!!! Back to where I was...

Jeffygeist is seen flying the airplane.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Hey hey hey! When's the next meal???

Jeffygeist: DUDE! Seriously! Shut up!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: ...

TheSuperAlmightyDragon then gets furious at this but it abruptly ends before he can get to do anything at all.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story will have swearing and questionable content in it.

AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo are seen watching TV.

Sunny Funny then comes in pot the living room.

Sunny Funny: Oh come on guys! Why do you keep watching TV all the time??

AsphaltianOof: Don't question us!

Azaz: Yeah! We are doing what we like!

Buckaroo: We enjoy being like this!

Sunny Funny: UGGGGHHHH!!!

She then walks off angered.

However, when she goes to the kitchen, she sees a HUGE mess...

Sunny Funny: (Gasp) No they didn't...

It shows wet napkins on the floor.

Sunny Funny: They... no they didn't... THEY DID NOT!!!

It even shows porridge spilt on the front table.

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHH!!!

There's even vandalism on the walls that says "JEFFYGEIST AND MASKED MENACE ARE CUNTS!".

Sunny Funny: NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY ME?!

And for the final straw... it shows dishes shattered ALL over the floor along with sprite, water, chicken, juice and spoons.

Sunny Funny: That... DOES IT!!! I AM DONE!!! I AM SO DONE WITH THESE THREE!!!

Angered, she goes to the living room.

Sunny Funny: Enjoying TV huh?

Buckaroo: Yeah.

Azaz: Why'd you ask?

Sunny Funny: Well... CARE TO EXPLAIN, WHY THERE IS A HUGE MESS IN THE KITCHEN?!

AsphaltianOof: I wanted sour juice.

Sunny Funny's face grows wide angered to dropped shocked.

Sunny Funny: YOU WHAT?!

AsphaltianOof: The service in that place was terrible! It didn't even give me any forks when I asked for spoons!

Azaz: Ummm... what?

Buckaroo: That makes no sense...

Sunny Funny: (Furious) GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT DOES IT, I AM THROUGH WITH YOU LIVING IN THIS HOUSE!!

Buckaroo: What?

Azaz: What do you mean?

Sunny Funny: YOUR GETTING KICKED OUT!!! OUUUTT!!!!!

AsphaltianOof: Wait... WHAT?!

Azaz: But why??

Buckaroo: We didn't make the mess in the kitchen, Asp did!

Sunny Funny: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT LOUSY FREELOADERS!!! I DON'T EVER WANNA SEE YOU IN MY HOUSE AGAIN!! YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT LIVING IN HERE!!!!

Suddenly, it cuts to Sunny Funny's front door and the three are shown being kicked out.

Sunny Funny: AND STAY OUT!!!!

She then slams the door shut.

Buckaroo: Ugh! Annoying flower BITCH!

Azaz: Agreed!

AsphaltianOof: Why must she annoy us into doing stuff on our own?!

Buckaroo: Maybe she has anger issues... she'll allow us back in!

Azaz: Yeah! Let's just wait!

5 days later...

Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen in the cold freezing.

AsphaltianOof: I... I regret my life decisions.

Buckaroo: Ohhh Sunny! I wish she allowed us back in!

Azaz: M-Me too! If only she wasn't angry at us!

Along comes Frida who sees the three freezing their butts off outside.

Frida: Hey Buckaroo! Hi AsphaltianOof! Yello Azaz! What are you doing out here in the cold?

Buckaroo: We... we got kicked out of Sunny Funny's house...

Azaz: Yeah... we have been doing bad things in the house.

AsphaltianOof: DON'T TOCUH ME I'M STERILE!!

Frida: Umm... ok... but since I am generous... I wouldn't leave you out here in the cold like Sunny did.

Azaz: You... you wouldn't?

Buckaroo: Really?

AsphaltianOof: I-I want peanuts!

Frida: Sure! I have plenty at home! Anyways, you can come stay at my home!

Buckaroo: Really?!

Azaz: YAY!!!

Frida: But don't be freeloaders though. Just be normal people!

AsphaltianOof: Is the Sushi Pack an instrument?

Frida: No Asp they are NOT an instrument.

He raises his hand up but is interrupted.

Frida: I am NOT an instrument either.

Buckaroo: Are you literally focusing on Asp's dialogue??

Azaz: What about us?

Frida: Well, Asp seems to not be wise or filled with wisdom in his brain...

AsphaltianOof is seen sucking his thumb.

Azaz: My God he has turned retarded ever since that February story...

Buckaroo: I agree...

Frida: Anyways, come on! Let's take you to my house!

Buckaroo and Azaz: YEAH BOI!

AsphaltianOof: Where's the leak mam?

It then shows the three at Frida's house.

Frida: Ok guys! This might be your new home!

Volts: Ayy! New boys!

Yankee: It's been a while since we appeared in a story.

Mug: Agreed.

Rush: Nice to see you three!

Azaz: Who are you?

Volts: My name's Volts. This is Rush, (He points at the red robot)

Rush: Hi!

Volts: This is Yankee, (He points at the yellow robot)

Yankee: Howdy!

Volts: And this is Mug! (He points at the orange robot)

Mug: Yello there!

AsphaltianOof: These fellas lookin' fine!

Azaz: Nice to meet you!

Buckaroo: Agreed! You are cool looking robots!

Volts: Thanks!

Rush: We enjoy complements! It pleases us ever since we left that horrible Awful place...

Frida: A factory they are talking about which had this mean boss and a bunch of robots as slaves...

Yankee: Yep...

Mug: Very terrible...

Buckaroo: Oh... good to see you escaped! I was a former criminal and villain once...

Azaz: I was a Roblox criminal. So was AsphaltianOof (He points at AsphaltianOof who is seen biting on a rope)

AsphaltianOof: Criminal?!

Frida: Am I seriously helping former criminals over here right now?

Azaz: Well... maybe... Imma go upstairs and watch some... eh, whatever on my laptop!

He leaves and goes upstairs.

Volts: Imma go drink some oil. You guys in?

Rush: Nah, I'm fine!

Yankee: Me too!

Mug: I'll join!

Volts: Ok!

Volts and Mug leave to drink some oil.

Buckaroo: Me and AsphaltianOof will watch Ant Man going up Thanos' ass memes!

AsphaltianOof: ANT MAN NUMBER ONE!!! FUCK THANOS!!!

Yankee: I've heard of that disgusting meme before...

Rush: Hey! It's not disgusting! It's pleasing!

Yankee: Gross!!

Frida: Well, you guys have fun. Imma go to the kitchen to fetch myself some food!

Buckaroo: Ok!

Frida heads to the kitchen while Rush is playing a video on his body screen that shows Thanos screaming in pain as Ant Man enters his rear end.

Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Rush laugh like crazy while Yankee is seen in disgust and despair.

Yankee: Oh breago! I have seriously lost my faith on the world right now...

At midnight...

It shows Azaz drunk while moaning noises are heard from his laptop.

Azaz: Oh fuck yeah! Oh yeah that is good! That's hot!

Buckaroo then comes upstairs.

Buckaroo: Hey Az have yo--

His face grows wide shock.

It shows what Azaz is watching which is Roblox porn which is AUTOMATICALLY censored with a black bar and Azaz turns his head drunkly.

Azaz: HEEEY!!!!

Buckaroo then makes weird faces after seeing this.

He then grabs a bottle of alcohol fro, his pocket and drops it on the ground as it shatters while walking away with his hand on his head in anger and shock.

Azaz: DON'T COME IN HERE WHILE I AM HAVING FUN WITH MY GOODY GOODIES!!!!

It then cuts to AsphaltianOof, Rush and Yankee watching TV.

Yankee: This is the life!

Rush: Agreed!

AsphaltianOof: OH BOY I LOVE 3 AM!!

He then grabs a cheeseburger and starts eating it.

Buckaroo comes in with small eye pupils.

Yankee: What's wrong horse face?

Rush: You seem shocked?

Buckaroo: Azaz... he was... watching... p-p-porn...

Others: WHAT?!

AsphaltianOof: HE SHOULD HAVE SHARED IT WITH ME!!!!

Yankee, Rush and Buckaroo look at AsphaltianOof with disgust and shock.

AsphaltianOof: What?

Frida then comes in.

Frida: Well, Imma go to sleep. See you all in the morning!

Buckaroo: Ok!

Rush: Goodnight!

Frida goes upstairs but only to catch Azaz watching porn in her bedroom.

Frida: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OH MY LORD WHY?!?!?!?!

Buckaroo: Shouldn't have looked...

Yankee: Agreed...

It shows Volts and Mug drinking oil while drunk.

Volts: (Drunk) See buddy! It ain't that bad!

Mug: (Drunk) I can have a big robot gal in the house right now! With yellow skin, blue hair, nice panties and goggles!

Volts: (Snaps out of it) WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT FRIDA!!!

Mug (Drunk) Wha-What? What did I say?

Volts: UGH YOUR DISGUSTING!!!

He walks off.

Volts: I'm going to sleep in the kitchen. See you in the morning!

Mug: (Drunk) Ok... goodnig--

He then suddenly falls asleep drunken.

3:30 PM...

AsphaltianOof and Rush are seen watching TV tired while eating chips.

Rush: So, Azaz and Buckaroo are your friends?

AsphaltianOof: You got that right.

Rush: Cool! Anyways, do you have any other friends?

AsphaltianOof: Well, my friends from Sunny's house: Heart Head, Skulldozer, Zulzo, Radish, Mouse and Parappa are coming to visit!

Rush: Nice! Can't wait to see them.

In the morning...

AsphaltianOof and Rush are also seen sleeping on the couch.

Yankee then wakes up.

Yankee: Ugggh, what happened?

He then sees Asp and Rush sleeping.

Yankee: Oh yeah, it was happy Friday yesterday! Oh man I had fun! Except for those disgusting Ant Man memes and mentions of porn.

He then wakes up Rush.

Rush: Ahhh what happened?

Yankee: Let's get Volts and Mug Rush! We are gonna go outside for fun Saturday!

Rush: Oh yeah! Let's go!

The two robots then wake up Volts and Mug and are seen walking outside of the house.

Volts: Can't wait for fun Saturday today!

Mug: Agreed! The best part of the weekend!

He then slams the door shut causing AsphaltianOof to wake up.

AsphaltianOof: Wha-What? What happened?

He then sees the TV screen.

AsphaltianOof: Oh... nevermind then...

He looks around to see Rush and Yankee gone.

AsphaltianOof: Hey. Where did the robots go?

Frida then comes downstairs.

Frida: Hey AsphaltianOof! How are you doing?

AsphaltianOof: Where's Rush and Yankee?

Frida: Oh, about them... those two along with Mug and Volts go outside for a fun Saturday. They always do that every weekends...

AsphaltianOof: Oh... well... Heart Head, Zulzo, Skulldozer, Mouse, Radish and Parappa are coming today!

Frida: Ok the--

She suddenly steps on some chips.

Frida: Hey! That's gross!

She steps on some juice.

Frida: EWWWWW!!!

AsphaltianOof: Sorry. We couldn't find the trash bin.

Frida: WHAT?!

Azaz and Buckaroo come downstairs.

Buckaroo: Boy what a night!

Azaz: Did... did I do anything funky?

Buckaroo: You were watching porn last night drunk!

Frida: Yeah! My eyes were burnt!

Azaz: I WAS?! OH MY GOD!!!

AsphaltianOof: You could have shared with me!

Frida: GROSS!!! Screw this! I'm gonna go to the kitchen for a drink!

Buckaroo: Ok!

Azaz: See ya!

Suddenly, a doorbell ring is heard.

AsphaltianOof: I'll get that!

He goes to the front door and answers it to Heart Head, Zulzo, Skulldozer, Radish, Mouse and Parappa.

AsphaltianOof: Hey everybody!

Heart Head: It's Asp!

Skulldozer: How's it going buddy??

Zulzo: Nice to see ya!

AsphaltianOof: You too!

Radish: This place looks like a sweet crib!

Parappa: Agreed!

Mouse: I hope there is cheese!

Heart Head: Might be in the fridge.

Mouse: Oh boy!

He rush to the kitchen and starts throwing stuff out of the fridge.

Frida: Oh my God...

She looks outside to see multiple people having fun in the living room...

Frida: (Sigh) Maybe they will find a home soon...

Two days later...

Frida is seen tired with red shot eyes while Heart Head, Skulldozer, Mouse, Zulzo, Parappa and Radish leave the house.

Heart Head: Bye!

Skulldozer: It was fun staying with you!

Zulzo: Yep!

Mouse: Sadly we gotta go!

Radish: Anyways, see you later!

Parappa: Take care Asp!

AsphaltianOof: You six as well! Bye!

He closes the door on them as they leave.

AsphaltianOof: What a party!

Frida: (Groans) Whatever! I have a headache!

Three weeks of taking care of these lousy freeloaders...

Frida is seen terribly tired as Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz watch TV while Volts, Mug, Yankee and Rush are seen sleeping on the kitchen table while sitting on chairs.

Frida is seen walking out of the kitchen but then suddenly slips on a banana peel.

She gets up angered.

Frida: GAAAAAAHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

She then grabs the three, runs outside the house and goes all the way to Sunny's house.

Sunny Funny is seen in her house slightly depressed.

Sunny Funny: You know... I think I might have gone a little too far on those three.

Suddenly, frantic knocking is heard on the front door.

Sunny Funny: Who could that be?

She answers the door to a panicked Frida who is seen with tears in her eyes.

Sunny Funny: Frida?!

Frida: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Sunny Funny: What's wrong??

Frida: Your... YOUR STUPID FRIENDS!!! THEY KEEP RUINIG MY HOUSE BY THROWING FOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

Sunny Funny: Wait... MY FRIENDS?!

Frida: YES!!! (Cries)

She shows her AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo and Azaz.

Sunny Funny: OH MY GOD!!!

Buckaroo: Hi Sunny...

Azaz: Glad to see you...

Frida: Please... you gotta TAKE them!! I can't deal with them anymore!!

AsphaltianOof: There there... you should know we don't have intelligence...

Azaz: I do have a brain though.

Buckaroo: And I am an orphan who had his family killed...

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo! AsphaltianOof! Azaz! How I missed you!

Frida: Please take them! I don't wanna deal with them!

Buckaroo: No need to cry Frida! We are sorry for our behaviour...

Azaz: Yeah. We can't handle it when we get excited too much...

Frida: It's... ok guys... I am too paranoid when I have to deal with you three! I'm so sorry for how I acted.

AsphaltianOof: We should be sorry for being freeloaders...

Azaz: Yeah...

Sunny Funny: Come on in everybody! Your welcome back in!

Buckaroo: Yay! Frida should come in!

Azaz: Yeah. We gave her a rough time!

AsphaltianOof: She needs to cool down!

Frida: Th-Thanks everyone...

Sunny Funny: Come on in then!

It then shows Frida, Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz on the couch.

Sunny Funny: It's nice to have you guys back! I can't picture the couch the same without you three!

AsphaltianOof: Eh it's nothing!

Frida: And thanks for taking care of them! I was having such a bad time...

Sunny Funny: Your welcome!

She then goes to the kitchen while Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Buckaroo and Frida watch TV.

Buckaroo: You know, it's always one of these days where he have to deal with being dumb...

Azaz: Agreed...

Frida: Yeah! And so be it anyways at the end!

It irises out on Frida ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story does not have swearing in it.

It starts off with showing Frida's house.

Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote is seen coming by with some green wooden stuff underneath his arm.

He then goes on the roof and on to the chimney.

Wile E. then sets up a green elevator of some sort, presses a button and it is seen taking him down.

He then comes back up with a bag in his hand.

Wile E. Coyote is seen walking off with the bag.

The bag suddenly opens and Frida's head is seen.

Frida: Uhh...

She sees Wile E. Coyote.

Frida: Hey! Were are you taking me? What do you have in the bag?

Wile E. Coyote then pauses.

Wile E. Coyote: Oh, I say. I'm terribly sorry. One mustn't be rude, even to one's breakfast!

Frida: Breakfast?

Wile E. Coyote: Permit me to introduce myself, my name's Coyote. Wile E. Coyote, genius.

Frida: Have brain huh? Hey, that must be very handy at times.

Wile E. Coyote: Why, yes, it has its advantages. For example, you asked me just now what I had in the bag, and I was supposed to say, "A human" (While he is talking, Frida is seen trying to get out of the bag) to which you would reply, "What are you going to do with him/her?" Then I was supposed to say something stupid, which would enable you to get very clever and so on and so on and on. When by this time we both know very well that there is nothing left in the bag.

Frida: There isn't? Umm, I wouldn't like to disagree with no genius but, there is!

Wile E. Coyote: (Giggles) Well...

He checks the bag and suddenly gets his face exploded.

He gets his head out of the bag and is seen with a grey face to which also his nose drops.

Frida is seen walking off while stylishly dancing and going to the elevator which takes her down.

Wile E. angered also runs to the elevator but Frida already placed dynamite in there which the poor coyote does not even see.

The elevator explodes to pieces and Wile E. Coyote is seen all grey as he drops the elevator button 'holder'. (Whatever the thing is called...)

Wile E. Coyote: Poor chap... she had her chance. Now she must take the consequences...

He goes back inside his house cave and one of the pieces of the green elevator fall on the ground as he closes the door.

It then shows a 'Do-it-yourself' kit box opened already.

Wile E. Coyote is seen with a UNIVAC machine that has a ton of buttons on it.

Wile E. Coyote: (Laughs) Now let's see what our little human friend is up to!

He then twists a button on the machine and it shows Frida putting a circle-like combination lock door on her chimney while she heads back down off from the roof and heads inside her house.

Wile E. Coyote: Let's see... "Human"... (he presses a button that says what he said) "In house"... (he presses another button) "Chimney hole"... (presses a button) "combination lock"!

He pulls a lever and a receipt-like piece of paper comes out from the computer machine that suggest some sort of 'burglary' methods.

The paper says: "Combination lock: 333-9821-454-9063. Head out at midnight and get your chance".

Wile E. smiles as it transitions to the next scene at night time.

Wile E. Coyote is seen on top of the roof opening the combination door on the chimney.

Frida is seen on her phone and hears the sounds of clicking.

She then grabs a hammer and smashes a glass that says the sign "IN CASE OF A COYOTE, BREAK GLASS".

She then throws a banana on the floor.

Wile E. Coyote is seen coming to Frida's room but then slips on the banana peel causing him to fall out a window breaking through it.

The next scene shows Wile E. watching Frida through the monitor of the computer making jelly sandwiches as she places the breads of toast into her toaster.

Wile E. Coyote: Ok... "Breakfast"! "Toaster"... "Bread"!

He then pulls the lever and a paper comes out saying: "Replace toast with grenades".

Frida is seen putting in the toast inside the bread and then goes to set up her table while waiting.

Wile E. Coyote is seen on the chimney with some strings.

The strings safely go into the toaster and he pulls them out.

He then drops some grenades into the toaster.

Frida is seen coming back with a plate but the springs however throw the grenades up in the air back to Wile E. Coyote as he looks terrified at the two.

One suddenly explodes and he turns grey. He however sees the second one is still there.

Wile E. Coyote: Ohhh nooo!

It then explodes as well.

Frida is seen looking at the roof presumably thinking the toast landed up there.

Frida: (Breaks the fourth wall) One of these days, I'm gonna have to get that spring fixed...

The next scene shows the machine.

Wile E. Coyote presses a button, "What" and then presses the button "Now". He then presses another button which is a question mark.

He pulls the lever and a paper comes.

He looks at the paper and smiles maliciously.

The next scene shows him going to the roof with a toilet plunger.

He then goes to the chimney hole and starts using it to get Frida out.

A pipe is then seen sucking up everything in it's path.

It eventually gets to Wile E. and sucks him in.

The plunger then catches his body and Wile E. Coyote's legs are seen.

He walks back to his cave house.

Frida is seen with a vacuum cleaner cleaning her house.

Meanwhile, Wile E. Coyote is coming back to the roof and holding a piece of paper and a dynamite stick angered.

The paper says: "Slip dynamite stick into vacuum cleaner".

He drops the stick into the chimney's hole and the vacuum sucks it in.

Wile E. Coyote then goes back down to hide in a trash bin.

Frida is seen hopping with her eyes closed to the trash bin with a bag filled with dust.

She drops the dust into the trash bin where Wile E. Coyote is hiding.

She hops back to her house.

Suddenly, an explosion occurs while the lid pops off.

Wile E. looks at the audience all grey and a black eye.

The trash bin lids falls back on the bin and closes on him while it transitions to the next scene.

The next scene shows Wile E. holding a paper that says "Well... how about trying a booby trap in the garden?".

It then shows Wile E. grabbing a rope that is holding a giant boulder.

He puts it on a crop in the garden and goes to hide near a rock.

Frida is seen coming out of her house humming "Crops wait for no one".

She is seen grabbing the crops and putting them in a basket.

She even grabs the booby trapped crop safely without being crushed by the boulder while going back to her house.

Wile E. Coyote sees this angered and puts his hand on the rope and it activates.

He rushes back inside his house cave and goes to the machine.

Wile E. Coyote: "Rock"... "Falling"... What'll... I... DO?!

He pulls the lever and piece of paper comes out saying: "Go back and take your medicine".

He rushes back outside to the spot where the boulder is seen failing and he looks at the audience scared.

He gets crushed by the boulder and it goes back to Wile E.'s house.

The machine's window opens and it shows Frida who breaks the fourth wall by breaking the fourth wall.

Frida: Of course the real beauty of this machine is that it has one moving pot!

She winks at the audience while it irises out on her.





WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with Poopy Butt sleeping on the couch.

Suddenly, an advertisement comes on the TV causing him to be alarmed and wakes up.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof!

It shows Ice Man advertising a new dog house on TV.

Ice Man: Has your dog been annoying you? Is he always barking? Do you think he needs some time alone? Well no worries! Today, you can get this IRON dog house for your own pet dog! Come buy one now and give your dog a... well, DOG HOUSE! Number line: 678-889-DOG-HOUSE-COMPANY!

Suddenly Robotic Janitor is seen on TV sweeping the place.

Ice Man: Ugh! In the middle of an advertisement??

Poopy Butt sees this and his eyes turn into a dog house it's self.

He then rushes upstairs and is then seen bringing Mario down.

Mario: Wh-What is it Poopy Butt??

He then points at the TV to show the advertisement.

Mario: A DOG HOUSE?! That is too expensive!

Suddenly, PB starts growling.

The next scene shows Mario outside getting an iron dog house from Heart Head.

Heart Head: That will be five dollars!

Mario: Here.

He gives him five bucks.

Heart Head: Thank you!

He then leaves the front door.

It then shows Mario and Poopy Butt coming out of the house while Poopy Butt is smiling and following him like crazy.

Mario: Settle down settle doown!

He then sets up the iron dog house.

Mario: There! Now enjoy yourself.

Poopy Butt then enters the dog house happily.

He is seen in the dog house excited looking around in it.

Meanwhile, the Bulldog is seen looking at Poopy Butt with a evil grin.

He suddenly approaches the dog house slowly and carefully.

Suddenly, he jumps into the house and fighting noises are heard.

Suddenly, Poopy Butt is kicked out of the dog house.

Bulldog: This is my property. NOW SCRAM!!

Poopy Butt falls on the sidewalk.

Poopy Butt: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

Bulldog: SHUT UP!!

He throws a brick at him but he misses causing it to smash Sunny Funny's house window.

Sunny Funny comes outside of her house angered while holding the brick.

She then comes towards Poopy Butt.

Poopy Butt tries to point at the dog house but it's too late, she drops the brick on his head while she angered goes back to her house.

Sunny Funny: Idiot dog!

Poopy Butt: Sheesh...

He then throws the brick off his head and he is seen with a headache.

Suddenly, he hears a loud upsetting sign.

Poopy Butt looks to his right to see a fence corner.

He then goes towards the fence and takes a look around the corner.

Invertosis is seen standing near the fence trying to think about what happened in The Events! and why he was even kidnapped for.

Invertosis: I still don't understand... why would that vacuum even need me...

Poopy Butt then comes by.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woo--

He then gets shocked when he sees Invertosis' face.

Poopy Butt: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! (HEY!! YOUR THAT PERSON WHO STARTED A SHOOTING AT THE BASEBALL TOURNAMENT AND SERVED TOAD!!)

He then growls at him.

Invertosis: Calm down stupid dog. I quit working for Toad. Yet I don't even have morse for my actions.

Poopy Butt: Woof... Woof woof woof? (Oh... but do you think you can help me?)

Invertosis: Umm... well... sure... I guess?

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof, woof woof. Woof woof! Woof? (There's this dumb bulldog, who stole my brand new iron dog house! Do you think you can help me get it back?)

Invertosis: Well, sure! Though I am evil... I can't kill animals for no reason. I might try being nice for once...

Poopy Butt: WOOF! Woof woof! (OK! Just come this way!)

Invertosis: Alright.

He then takes Invertosis to his front house and points at the iron dog house.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Over there!)

It then shows the Bulldog sleeping in the dog house.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof! (He stole my dog house!)

Invertosis: Well, I guess I'll have to try the friendly approach first...

He then goes to the dog house and wakes up the bullldog.

Invertosis: Excuse me. But can I ask you something--

Suddenly, the Bulldog bites Invertosis' leg.

Invertosis: YYYYYYYEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

He then tries to get the Bulldog off his leg.

Invertosis: (Suddenly, he turns into his mega version) G̴̡̥̮̹̫̤̯͎͋̓̾͗̉E̷͇̺̟͍̠͚̫̳̭̙͎͊̾̉̄̆̉̿͑͒̿̀̆͝͝T̶̡̩͉̜̳͎̘͖̟͉̺̲̽͊͋̓̏͊̈́̑́̃̑͜ ̸̢̡̺̪͈͖̫͈̙̺̹̼̿͂̅̃̉̎̈͊͒̐̀͘̚͜͝͠Ǫ̶̨̱͎̬̠̰̰̦̘͈̮̠̗͒͜F̵̨̗̲̠͖̗͚̦̙̼͔̯̉̐̑̇͌͂̆̏̒̋̏̓̾̕͜F̷̦͓͎̠͔͚̯̤̮̟̦́̅͜ͅ!̷̨͇̟̜̈̄̃͑̓͑͆̇̀́͊͂͜!̴̡͋͜!̶̢̛͓̫̯̹͊̀́͋͝!̷̡̼̯̫̝̹͎̩̙̪͇̥̲͙͊̈́̈́̂̕͘

He then blows a refusion beam causing the Bulldog to get thrown back and crash into the dog house.

Invertosis: UGGH!! Forget that'

He goes back to Poopy Butt.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof? (Didn't you get him?)

Invertosis: No... he doesn't like being friendly...

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Then kill him!)

Invertosis: Look, I might be evil but I wouldn't go as THAT far to get something back...

Poopy Butt: Woof! Woof woof woof woof... (Fine! Then I guess we will have to do our own plans...)

Invertosis: And how do we do that?

Poopy Butt: Woof! (Simple)

It then shows nighttime.

Poopy Butt is seen with Invertosis. PB then pushes Invertosis near the dog house to go get it.

Invertosis: Ugh! Dumb dog! No need to push me!

He then looks at the dog house.

He takes it off and the Bulldog is seen sleeping.

Invertosis: Huh! Never knew it would be that easy...

He then walks off with the dog house.

However, he steps on a button that suddenly explodes.

Once the smoke clears, Invertosis is seen all grey.

The Bulldog then smiles, grabs the dog house from his hands and goes back to his spot where he was sleeping.

Invertosis: (Breaks the fourth wall) Or is it...

It then fades out and transitions to the next scene.

Invertosis: Well, now what?

Poopy Butt is seen with catapult.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof, woof woof... WOOF! Woof woof! (Use this catapult to take advantage of his curiosity, and then... PULL! He's gone!)

Invertosis: Huh... sounds great!

The next scene shows Invertosis on the right side of the dog house with the catapult.

He then whistles loudly alerting the dog as he hides behind the fence holding a string.

The Bulldog comes by and sees the catapult.

He smiles and touches it for a while.

He even lays on it and nothing happens while Invertosis is seen pulling the string.

Invertosis looks at the catapult to see nothing is happening...

Invertosis: WHAT??

The Bulldog having his fun then decides to leave and go back to his dog house.

Invertosis comes over to see what's wrong with it.

Angered he jumps on the catapult to make it work.

Invertosis: COME ON YOU PIECE OF--

Suddenly, it activates and throws Invertosis off.

Invertosis: ... Shit...

He then crashes to Blue Yoshi and Red Yoshi's cake.

Blue Demon: WHAT THE??!

Red Demon: UGGGHHH!!! WE TOOK MINUTES GETTING THAT CAKE SET UP!!!

Mega Invertosis: H̴̳̝̯̝̯͚̦̤̒͋͊͋̏̃̂͒̎̒̒̒͠o̵̫͔̺͕͋̅̄̔̑̑͠w̵̘̾̾̊͂͝ ̶̹̥̻̝̙̠̪̖͋͆͐̉͑̉́̆̈́̓͗̋͝ͅã̷͖̘̇͛̃̾̐͐ḅ̷̥͈͕̻̲͈̯͐̂͑̿̓̌̂̉̉̚̕ô̴̦̟̈́̏͌͐͠ͅú̸̢̜̹̳̖̜̮͔͜t̸̥̫̖̙͑͊̉̈̉̈́͛͝ ̷̬͙̖̈́̀͗͋̂̊y̴̛̠͓͙̹̹͓̯͕̤̾͂̓͜ò̶̡̡̨͍̻̠̫̠̰͎͖̥̹̆́̊̐̑̏̑̍̅̈́̆͘͘͘͜ṳ̸̧̹͉̙͙͕̠͍͎͇̾̀̒͗̿̈́̾́̈́̈́̽̚͘͝ͅ ̸̹͓̠̙͎̞͕̱̰͈̠̠̈́͗̀͊̀̈́̋̓͗̄͘̚S̴̛̝̥͖̬̱̫͔͎͕̪̃ͅH̴͇͓̭̼̩̮̹̺͇̃̈̐̀ͅͅƯ̸̘̘̣̦̰̄̇̂̌̈͌̈̒̂͝T̷̨̨̘̳̲̺͔̙̦͓̗̻͓̐̉̃̉̋̀̊̈̀͆͗̈́͗̚ ̶̡̨̟̘̝͓̲̣̻͈̟̘̌̃̾̌̒̋͆̕͜U̷͓̞̖̖̝͕͉̞̅̽͐̐̃̈́̉͝P̷̲̒̊̀̀̈́͝ ̶͔͉̝͎͚̒̏̀͝b̶̨͉̫͇͚͖̍͌̏͌ȩ̵̨̫̳̠͔̯̘̺͓̬̟͎͊̎ͅf̴̡̽͑͗̂̔o̸̧̡̼̬͇̲̹̺͔͖͖̘͐͛̒̄̚͜r̷͚͎͙͚̋͜e̵̛͚̟̔̅̈́̈́́̀̍̀̈́̄̆͂̕͝ ̵̝̪̫̺̑̉̌͝͝I̵̧̯̥̜̺͖͔̙͎̹̜̞͔̹͂̌̈́́͛̽̑́́̚͠ͅ ̶̢̣̹͈̱͇̞͔̍̀́̓̋̾͂͒̔́̃̓̀b̷͕͈̞̦̻̯̳͓̦̙͚̞̓̈̓̎͂͆͠ͅͅë̵̢̘̖͚̖͔̫́̊̊̍̊̊̓̋͐̒̈́͠ͅa̶̝̐̈͂̆̑́̇͑̈͆̍͘͘͠t̶̡̨̨̛̞̜͎͍̭͉̻́̎͂̂́͌̽͂̎̔ ̴̨̯̤͉̤̳̯̜̘͈̱̙̣̲̐̈́͝͝t̶̨̥̘̼̭̙̫̦̼̰̲͆͋̍͒͋̚͜͝h̴̡͖͙̞̟̥̻̳͉̥͌̄̓̍̋̂̒̓͒ę̴̧̡̦̦͓͎̜̬͍́̈́͋̑̇̈͋́̀͘͘͝ ̸̡̠͎̺̘̣̖̭͛̓̉̐̀͘͝ļ̴̱̜̻͉̼̫͕̘̝̘͋̂͆̑̔̄̚ḯ̴̛͍̬̹̼̘͍̣̲̩̖̃̾̓ͅͅṿ̸̳̍̀̏͐ͅï̷̬͙͔̣͙̜̦̲̲̼̤̠͓̙̗͂̍͂͗̾̋̈̅͝͝n̸͖͆̅͑̋́̆̿̇͋͆̊̅̚͝g̶̲͓͚̟͎̾̋̆̉̃̌̆ ̷̧̛̳͔̤̥̯̹̓̿C̷̘̮̰̎͆͂͊͗̈̂̓̀͒̾̔̕͝Ŗ̷͖̱̱̺̜̝̤͉̗̯͈̭͍͎̓̇͆̿̈́̂͛A̵̡̛̪̗̲͔̗̫̼͚͙̫̼̥͌͑̈͊̉̆́̌͘̚P̸͎̠̩͚̻̥̫͙̩̲̲̪̭͚͙̾̂̿͊͑͘͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̬͉͎̩̜͖̱̣́̋̕̚o̸͓̤̥̲̣̜̺̹̞͉̙̎̈́͐̏̒̽̍̋̑͗̈́̋̋̓͠u̵͉͎̝̣͇̇̆͝ţ̸͔̻̩̙̋̉͛͜ ̷̡͇̻̠̖̳̫͉̰̮̓͑̅̆̈́ǫ̷̣̘̰͈̦͓̙̪̲̋͒̽͒̑̅͛f̵͙̯̳̖̫͔̬̌̐̊̒̔̑͌̋̔̾̉͠ ̵̯͇̱̤̄͒͠y̶̦͔̤̩̲̮̳̾́̀̎͆͗͜o̵̧̝͔̮̗͈̠͖̝̺͍͖̽ͅu̵̝̝̻̜͑̋̅̈́͂͗̂̆͆́͊̓̀̍͘͜?̷̘͈̬͓̲̻̦̐̇̈͑͌̂͒͆̿̕͝͝͝ͅ!̸̭̳̯̞̟̝̬̒͌͌̄̊̐̀̔̉̕

Blue Yoshi: CRAP!!

Red Yoshi: RUUUNN!!!

The two run off.

Invertosis: (Sigh)

The screen transitions to him back with Poopy Butt.

He is seen setting up a dynamite trap.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Come on! Let's get this show on the road!)

Invertosis: Be patient!

He finishes with setting up the trap.

Poopy Butt: Woof... woof woof woof! (Whew... well you finally got it set up!)

Invertosis: Yeah...

Poppy Butt: Woof woof woof woof... woof woof! (Now go in there and get that dog... and I'll steady the trap for you!

Invertosis: Ok!

He goes to the dog house and kicks the Bulldog in the face.

This causes him to chase Invertosis into a hole which he jumps into.

Invertosis (voice): OK!!! DO IT NOW!!

Poopy Butt pulls the lever and everything explodes causing rocks and dirt to fall everywhere.

Invertosis and Poopy Butt are seen all grey.

The bulldog goes back into "his" dog house.

Invertosis: Well?! Any other ideas smarty pants?!

Poopy Butt: Woof woof? (How about ropes?)

Invertosis: Hmmm...

It then shows Invertosis with a rope going towards the dog house.

The Bulldog then sees this.

Invertosis attaches the rope to the dog house.

However, the Bulldog takes it off along with attaching it to Invertosis' leg and follows him.

Invertosis: With a pull, you'll have that house back.

Poopy Butt: Woof! (Ok!)

The Bulldog is seen hiding around a corner.

Invertosis pulls the rope and he gets dragged badly.

Invertosis: GAH MY LEG!!

Poopy Butt: Woof woof?? (What the hell??)

Invertosis: FORGET THIS!!!

He then walks off in anger.

Poopy Butt: WOOF! Woof woof woof?! (WAIT! But what about my dog house?!)

Invertosis: Forget your FUCKING dog house!! I am through with this!!

Poopy Butt: WOOF!! WOOF WOOF! WOOOOOOOF!!!! (WAIT!! COME BACK!! WAIIIIIT!!!)

It's too late. He walks off in anger.

Poopy Butt: (Angered grunt) Woof woof woof? (Now how am I gonna get my dog house??)

At midnight...

It shows Poopy Butt upset without his dog house.

Invertosis is seen setting up a dog trap with a bone in it.

The Bulldog sees this in confusion and comes to him.

Bulldog: What's this?

Invertosis: A dog trap.

Bulldog: A dog trap eh? (Laughs) Silly boy! That ain't a dog trap of ANY kind! All smart dogs will see it and they'll laugh it off like me!

Invertosis looks at the audience with a "whatever" face.

Bulldog: Like seriously! I can literally just grab the bone without being caught!

He takes the bone.

Bulldog: I can jump around it back and fourth with being caught!

He does what he just said.

Bulldog: I can even JUMP into it without being caught OR trapped dummy!

He jumps into it but... the ground suddenly PUSHES him to a tree causing him to bump his head on a branch. Apparently, Invertosis attached some sort of SPRING into the ground!

The Bulldog is seen knock out as Invertosis grabs him while the screen transitions to an upset Poopy Butt.

Suddenly, Invertosis smacks the dog house on to Poopy Butt.

Invertosis: THERE!! It's FINAL! Your mind is a greedy growth set!

He then walks off while carrying the Bulldog.

Poopy Butt looks back at him with shock while it irises out on Invertosis walking away.





CHAPTER 1: A DANGEROUS DISEASE AND A HEIST

It shows Badman writing down stuff.

Suddenly the six robbers come in.

Robber 2: You called us?

Badman: Perfect! You guys are here.

Robber 3: Yeah.

Robber 4: We got called here to perform a heist.

Robber 5: What is it you want?

Badman: Well, you see. My friends are planning to get this "disease" that is in our former helpers.

Robber 6: Cool.

Robber 1: You want us to extract it?

Badman: Correct! Now, he's a horse humanoid and you shall be able to find him in the ICU.

Robber 4: Got it!

Robber 1: Let's get going fellas!

The six robbers leave as Badman continues writing down stuff.

The screen cuts to black.

It starts off with showing the outside of a hospital.

Inside, yellow tint is seen along with a ton of patients and doctors.

Parappa is seen smoking cigarettes, Sunny Funny is seen concerned and Frida is seen worried.

Frida: Oh my God when will he get better already?!

Parappa: I know! It's been a week since he has been there!

Suddenly Brooklyn T. Guy opens the door.

Sunny Funny: Will he be fine?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Sadly, no... the disease is VERY dangerous and is unknown to man. So, we can't be able to cure him. He might die in a few hours or so...

Parappa: FUCK!!!

Frida: (Sobs) Well, I barely even got to have that much time with him!

Sunny Funny: He just redeemed himself a few months ago!

It then shows Buckaroo in a bed with a green face.

Buckaroo: (Coughs) Ohhh God! It's awful...

Sunny Funny, Parappa, Frida and Brooklyn T. Guy arrive.

Sunny Funny: BUCKAROO!!

Buckaroo: Hi Sunny... hi Frida... hi Parappa... hi doctor... I should be saying bye... I don't feel good...

Parappa: Oh my God! Look at him!

Frida: He's a mess!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I have nothing else to say. But, bye for now... you can say your final byes to your horse friend.

Buckaroo: The (coughs) name's Buckaroo!

BTG then leaves the ICU room.

Parappa: Ohhh Bucky! Why does it have to end like this?!

Frida: We barely got to have more fun together!

Sunny Funny: Yeah! Even though you have been so evil and idiotic, we still liked you!

Buckaroo: Really? (Coughs) Thanks everyone... I must go now... I think I am seeing light!

Parappa: (Sigh) Bye Buckaroo...

Buckaroo: Bye everyone...

Sunny Funny, Frida and Parappa leave as Buckaroo is seen in pain and agony.

The screen cuts to black.

At midnight...

The six robbers' truck then arrives.

Robber 3: Let's get those samples and get us some dough!

Robber 6: Ok!

Robber 1: Good luck everybody! Y'all will need it!

Robber 4: We'll be fine.

Robber 5: Yeah!

Robber 2: Anyways, let's get whoever our guy is!

The six robbers enter the hospital.

Meanwhile...

Sunny Funny: He should be gone bye now in 30 minutes...

Parappa: I feel bad for him!

Frida: Me too! Even though he was a sadistic game show host, money-hungry hotel manager and even a villain, he's doesn't deserve to die like that!

Sunny Funny: Yeah! He could have lived longer!

Suddenly, the alarm goes off.

Parappa: WHAT THE HELL?!

Frida: What's going on?!

Suddenly, the six robbers are seen with guns.

Robber 3: ON THE GROUND EVERYONE, THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!

Sunny Funny: ROBBERS!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!

Suddenly, one grabs Sunny captive.

Robber 5: Another word out of you and you are gone!

Sunny Funny: HELP!!!

Parappa: LET HER GO!!!

Frida: Yeah! Or I'll zap you!

Robber 5 suddenly shoots Frida on the leg.

Frida: GAAHH!!

Sunny Funny: FRIDA!!!

Robber 1: Guys, to the ICU!

Robber 2: Yeah!

Robber 6: It's this way, follow me!

Robber 4: Ok!

The six robbers run off with Sunny captive and killing guards.

They close the doors to avoid cops coming in.

Frida: SUNNY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Parappa: THEY KIDNAPPED HER!!!

The robbers are seen putting a teddy bear filled with dynamite.

Robber 3: Any second now!

The explosives explode and the doors open.

Robber 1: OPENED SESAME!!!

Sunny Funny: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME--

Suddenly, Robber 5 shuts her mouth.

Robber 5: That outta hold you!

The robbers then rush to the ICU and find the patient they are looking for.

Robber 6: Bingo. He is the horse Badman told us!

Robber 2: His name says "Buckaroo".

Robber 4: Funny name but, let's get the barriers open!

Robber 2: Yeah!

Robber 5 is seen tying up Sunny while the other three robbers are seen going to the back to find wires while two more robbers wait.

Robber 4: Ok, let's get this on our first try.

Robber 6: Ok!

Robber 5: Let's see...

It shows yellow, red and blue wires.

He cuts a the blue wire.

Robber 1 (Voice): It's open!

Robber 4: Ok!

The three rush back to the back of the ICU and get the windows open by smashing them.

Robber 3: There he is!

Robber 2: Let's get his blood!

The six robbers then start stinging Buckaroo with syringes and take blood samples.

Buckaroo: Ugggh... what's happening.

He opens his eye to see Robber 1.

Robber 1: Quiet buddy, it will only be a while...

Robber 5: Guys! A police assault is coming!

Robber 6: Fuck...

Robber 4: Let's get samples and quickly leave!

Robber 2: Ok!

The six robbers then get to work fast.

Suddenly, armed police officers and a S.W.A.T team is seen.

Officer 1: FREEZE!

S.W.A.T Officer 2: You are under arrest.

Robber 2: You got that grenade?

Robber 3: Sure do!

He then takes the ring off the grenade and throws it at the police killing them.

Meanwhile...

Robber 4, 5 and 6 are seen inserting the samples in a cooler.

Robber 4: This will take a while...

Robber 6: Let's hostage some officers!

Robber 5: Great idea!

An elite officer is seen entering the robbers spot.

Elite Officer: FREEZE!

The three nasty robbers then draw guns.

Robber 4: How about you?

Robber 6: And we are three you are one!

The Elite Officer kneels.

Elite Officer: O-ok... just... just don't shoot!

Robber 5: Noice!

3 minutes later...

Robber 3: Did we get our samples?

Robber 1: Yep!

Robber 2: Let's get to the elevator! A helicopter is waitin'.

They go to an elevator, press the button and the countdown from sixty seconds is seen.

Robber 6: This might take a while.

Robber 4: Let's have fun killing some officers!

Robber 5: Yeah!

They go back to their hiding spot and place sentry guns.

Robber 2: This outta teach em who's boss!

Robber 1: Splendid!

Robber 4 goes to the elite officer.

Robber 4: We need you to work for us. Ok?

Elite Officer: O-ok...

He uncuffs the officer and he is converted into a evil one.

He then goes out of the hiding spot and starts shooting multiple officers with sentry guns protecting him.

Elite Officer: DIE YOU FOOLS!!!!

Robber 3: Let's go! The elevator is here!

Robber 6: Ok!

The six robbers and the converted officer go run off to the elevator while the police retreat.

The elevator doors close.

Robber 2: Ok, we got rid of them.

Robber 4: Let's hopefully hope they don't come back...

Suddenly, rumbling earthquakes are heard.

Robber 3: Umm... guys, what was that?

Robber 2: Dunno...

Robber 6: Oh no...

Robber 5: Fuck...

More earthquakes are heard.

Robber 1: Guys... IT'S THE MILITARY!!!!

Elite Officer: Ohhh fuck...

A large crash is heard as the chapter ends.



CHAPTER 2: A ANTSY DEAL FOR MONEY

It shows Moony UnFunny, Badman, Wild Card, Heart Head, Invertosis, Murder Man and Mega Maid are seen waiting.

Mega Maid: Do you think they made it?

Badman: Of course they did! They have been robbing stuff for six years!

Invertosis: I heard they haven't even been caught.

Wild Card: Yeah, so if they can do multiple robberies, they can survive this one just like me!

Heart Head (In mind): I really hope nobody finds out I am friends with Sunny Funny...

Murder Man: Hey Heart Head.

Heart Head: AHHHHHHH!!!

Moony UnFunny: Calm down! We didn't mean to scare you.

Heart Head: S-sorry about that... it's ok...

Badman: You seem suspicious. What's going on?

Heart Head: Oh um... paranoia?

Mega Maid: Wow...

Invertosis: Hopefully you get better!

Wild Card: Hopefully...

The six robbers then bust open the door.

They are seen injured but alive along with the converted elite officer.

Badman: YOU GUYS ARE HERE!

Murder Man: What happened?

Robber 2: Long story...

Robber 3: YEP!!

Moony UnFunny: Well, at least you did the job!

Robber 4: And we are not doing that again!

Robber 5: Please give us the dough!

Badman: Ok!

He gives the six money.

Robber 6: Thank you...

Converted Elite Officer: Farewell.

Robber 1: And good day!

The seven quickly leave with the money.

Mega Maid: What's up with them?

Invertosis: Dunno...

Wild Card: I think it must have been a tough heist. I could have done it!

Heart Head: Me too!

Badman: Well, let's get these samples in the machine!

Moony UnFunny: Ok!

Mega Maid: Can hardly wait!

Badman then inserts the samples into the machine.

Suddenly, an explosion occurs in the machine.

Badman: Ugggh...

Invertosis: What happened?

Suddenly, an gross yellow and green inverted version of Buckaroo comes out with snot in his mouth.

Inverted Buckaroo: Uhhhhhhggh...

Wild Card HE'S ALIVE!!!!

Murder Man: SUCCESS!!

Badman: YES! Now we have our own Buckaroo on our side!

Mega Maid: What should we name him though?

Moony UnFunny: How about Invertaroo?

Badman: PERFECT!!

Invertaroo then hugs Moony UnFunny.

Moony UnFunny: GAH! Get off!!

Wild Card: I think he loves you!

Invertosis: Agreed! (Giggles)

Badman: Anyways guys, let's get our revenge on Pensacola!

Murder Man: Agreed! They will pay for ruining my latest heist!

Mega Maid: In with Murder Man!

Invertaroo: Uuuuuhhhhhhh... (spits snot)

Badman: Now... we shall have our revenge!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heart Head: (Whispers) Ohhhhh what have I become to?

The screen cuts to black.

It goes back to Buckaroo sleeping on the bed.

Officers are seen surrounding the area with Frida, Parappa and Sunny Funny worried.

Sunny Funny: Is Buckaroo ok?!

Officer 4: Yep. He is.

Officer 3: He's in the ICU.

Frida: THANK GOD!!

Parappa: Let's see him!

The three quickly rush to the ICU room to see Buckaroo no longer effected.

All: BUCKAROO!!!!

Buckaroo: Uhhhh, what?

Parappa: YOUR ALIVE?!

Sunny Funny: How?! You should have been dead by last night! Even since that robbery happened...

Frida: How are you alive?!

Buckaroo: Well... I think I saw a masked robber in my face telling me that I will be ok... say... I feel perfectly fine...

Parappa: What??

Sunny Funny: Oh no... did that robber do something to him?!

Frida: I don't know.

Buckaroo: But I do feel like I have been shot a little on my arm...

He rolls up his sleeve to see some syringe shots on his arm.

Buckaroo: Wait a minute...

Parappa: What did they do?!

Sunny Funny: Did they cure our FRIEND?!

Frida: Where those robbers NICE?!

Buckaroo: I feel normal! I feel cured! Those robbers must have done something to cure me!

Parappa is seen speechless.

Parappa: B-BUT HOW??

Sunny Funny: I thought they were gonna kill someone!

Frida: I AM JUST STUNNED...

Buckaroo: Me too but. The good news is that I am fine! Shall we go to Durr Burger?

Parappa: You know what... sure... let's go...

Sunny Funny: Yeah! I am CONFUSED!

Frida: Me too... those robbers MUST have done something to save him from the disease...

Buckaroo: Well, whatever they did. Nothing can bother me now!

Parappa: Alright! Let's go everyone!

The four then leave the destroyed hospital while the police still investigate.

Meanwhile outside...

Frida: I don't even know what those muggers did...

Sunny Funny: They must have known about Buckaroo!

Parappa: Or they are just heroes we don't even know...

Buckaroo: You know, that cure has sure left me up to a big appetite...

Frida: True that. I am also hungry!

Parappa: Durr Burger time?

Sunny Funny: Ok!

The four then leave and go to Durr Burger.

Suddenly, Badman, Invertosis, Wild Card, Heart Head, Moony UnFunny, Murder Man, Mega Maid and Invertaroo peek out of the bushes.

Badman: So, it's that horse face and flower bitch huh?

Wild Card: I can't wait to get rid of them!

Invertosis: Me too! Even though I helped her...

Murder Man: So, let's start an attack at Durr Burger soon!

Mega Maid: Nice idea!

Heart Head: Splendid... I guess...

Invertaroo: Uuuhhhhhh...

He continues to hug Moony UnFunny.

Moony UnFunny: GET OFF ME!!

Badman: He does seem to have a love personality.

Wild Card: Agreed...

Badman: BUT ENOUGH NOW. Let's get our victims now!

Mega Maid: Ok!

The six laugh evilly while Invertaroo is seen continually hugging Moony UnFunny while the screen cuts to black.



CHAPTER 3: THE PLAN! (OR WHATEVER) It shows Azaz and AsphaltianOof plays around with chicken wings.

Rh390110478 then shows up.

Rh390110478: Hey! Are those chicken wings??

Azaz: Yeah they are.

AsphaltianOof: Why'd you ask?

Rh390110478: I want em!

Azaz: Wait, they are not boneless...

Rh390110478: Oh. Ok then, never mind!

He then leaves while Azaz and AsphaltianOof continue playing with the wings.

Suddenly, a shadow is seen.

AsphaltianOof: Um, who are you?

???: An enemy of someone you know.

Azaz: What is that supposed to me--

Suddenly, the figure knocks the two out.

???: Well, that was a success.

The screen cuts to black.

It then shows the Durr Burger.

Buckaroo, Frida, Parappa and Sunny Funny are seen eating food inside.

Frida: So why did those robbers even come?

Parappa: More however, what did they need from Buckaroo anyways?

Sunny Funny: Probably to steal his money!

Buckaroo: I don't carry change on me.

Sunny Funny: Oh...

Frida: Well, whatever it was, I think we should forget about it...

Parappa: I agree. It must have been nothing...

It then panels out of the restaurant.

The Sushi Pack are seen looking around the city.

Wasabi: Mustard... (Well, we lost those four...)

Maguro: No crap! Their truck was too fast for us!

Tako Maki: We'll get em another time. Right now, let's check out the city!

Kani: Ok!

Ikura: I agree!

Suddenly, Badman and his friends are seen behind them.

Badman: You'll check out the city later.

Tako Maki: Um... wha--

Suddenly, all of the five get knocked out by Invertosis and Moony UnFunny.

Invertosis: Alright.

Moony UnFunny: We got em!

Badman: Great job. They will be perfect for that stupid horse! They shall tell us everything!

Little do they know TSP don't know about Buckaroo.

The screen cuts to black.

It then shows Buckaroo watching TV at Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny then comes in.

Sunny Funny: You really should go outside today.

Buckaroo: I might. Also, what happened to AsphaltianOof and Azaz? They haven't been here since the last two hours.

Sunny Funny: I don't know... I hope they are ok...

Buckaroo: Me too. Anyways, Imma go outside for a walk.

Sunny Funny: Ok!

Buckaroo turns off the TV with the remote, gets up and leaves the house.

Buckaroo: Well, it does seem like a good day!

He then goes around the street.

Buckaroo: Where the heck did AsphaltianOof and Azaz went off to?

It then shows AsphaltianOof and Azaz tied up.

The two then wake up.

Azaz: Oooooh, what happened?

The figure who knocked them out earlier then appears.

???: Good thing we have you here now. We will need you.

AsphaltianOof: Who are you?? WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIIIS?!

The figure comes out of the darkness and it is revealed to be.

Wild Card: Tell me everything you know about Buckaroo.

Azaz: Who are you anyways??

Wild Card: My name's not important. Tell me right now or you will pay the death penalty.

AsphaltianOof: We can't sharing stuff with you!

Wild Card: Share or dare.

Azaz: WE DON'T CARE!!

Wild Card: Farewell.

He pulls out a knife.

Wild Card: Now, will you tell me? Or do I have to do it the hard way?

AsphaltianOof: Fine!

It goes to Badman, Moony UnFunny, Murder Man, Invertosis and Mega Maid.

Mega Maid: So, who are those five you kidnapped?

Badman: People call them "The Sushi Pack".

Invertosis: Eh, whatever.

Heart Head then comes in.

Moony UnFunny: Hey Heart Head!

Murder Man: How's it going.

Heart Head: I need a little break.

Badman: What? Why though?

Heart Head: I'm a little too paranoid right now. May I please be excused for this plan?

Mega Maid: Well...

Invertosis: Sure... I guess...

Heart Head: Thank you.

He then leaves the place.

Invertaroo and Wild Card are seen with AsphaltianOof and Azaz tied up.

Azaz: And there! Now will you let us go?

AsphaltianOof: We need to get back to Sunny's.

Wild Card: Sorry, but you can't. You must stay.

Invertaroo: Uuuhh huh.

Azaz: That version of Buckaroo looks disgusting...

AsphaltianOof: I agree.

Wild Card: Well it's not a Spongebob and Patrick Star rip off like you two.

AsphaltianOof: HEY!!!

Azaz: You take that back! At least we are not some characters who have had there show ruined in a modern season!

Invertaroo: Uuuugh...

Sunny Funny is seen in her house reading a newspaper.

Suddenly, a door knock is heard.

Sunny Funny: Who could that be?

She answers the door to Heart Head.

Sunny Funny: Heart Head? What are you doing here?

Heart Head: Listen... this is VERY important. You are all in danger!

Sunny Funny: What? How??

Heart Head: Well... you see...



CHAPTER 4: REVENGE

Heart Head: Well... you see... Badman... made a clone of Buckaroo...

Sunny Funny: Wh-WHAAAT?!?!

Heart Head: Yep... he even kidnapped AsphaltianOof, Azaz and the Sushi Pack. He is trying to hunt down your friend with his gang!

Sunny Funny: BUT WHY?! WHY WOULD. HE DO THAT?!

Heart Head: I don't know... but you need to stop him before he does any worse things.

???: Am I missing something over here?

Sunny Funny: Huh?

It goes to her right to show a green headed fairy with a brownish type body.

???: Do you need help with something?

Heart Head: Who are you?

???: My name's Poppy! I am fairy who's new here!

Sunny Funny: Well nice to meet you Poppy!

Poppy: You too! Anyways, what are you guys doing here?

Heart Head: This is Sunny Funny. I am Heart Head.

Poppy: Nice to meet you two!

Sunny Funny: You see... a psychopath is trying to hunt down my friend. He even made a clone of him!

Heart Head: I told her that! They made a gross inverted version of him!

Poppy: Oh... should I help?

Sunny Funny: Sure do! I am worried about this situation!

Heart Head: Sadly, I can't help because I work for him... I can wait though...

Sunny Funny: Well... ok then!

It then shows Invertosis and Moony UnFunny with The Sushi Pack tied up.

They then wake up.

Ikura: Ugh! What happened?

Kani: We got knocked out--

They then see Invertosis and Moony UnFunny.

Wasabi: MUSTARD?! Mustard?! (WHAT THE?! Who are you?!)

Invertosis: Our names aren't important mustard boy.

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (HEY!)

Moony UnFunny then gets a poster of Buckaroo.

Moony UnFunny: Have you seen this horse?

Tako Maki: What?

Maguro: No we haven't!

Invertosis: Oh quit lying!

Moony UnFunny: We know you have seen them somewhere!

Ikura: No we haven't!

Invertosis and Moony look at each other.

It then shows Mega Maid and Murder Man wearing masks while Mega Maid is seen holding an axe to Ikura's head.

Maguro: NO!!

Tako Maki: DON'T HARM HIM!!

Ikura: HELP MEE!!!

Murder Man: Don't harm him?

Mega Maid: TELL US WHERE THE DAMN HORSE HUMANOID IS THEN!!

Kani: WAIT!!! I've seen him somewhere in stories!

Wasabi: Mustard? (What?)

Ikura: You have??

Kani: Yes! He is a horse with a top hat, mask and the black clothing like the one you showed us!

Maguro: How do you remember?

Kani: I just did! I might have saw him somewhere with Parappa, Frida and Sunny!

Tako Maki: KANI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Kani: (whispers to TM's ear) Don't worry... I have a plan...

Tako Maki: (whispers) Oh...

Invertosis: Perfect! But where?

Moony UnFunny: Yeah!

Kani: I think I saw them at that place called "Durr Burger"!

Mega Maid: Perfect!

Murder Man: Should we release him?

Invertosis: Sure!

They get Ikura off from the chair.

Moony UnFunny: Let's go tell Badman!

Invertosis: Yeah!

The four are about to leave but...

Kani is able to get her crab arm out and then cuts the ropes off from everyone.

Wasabi: (whispers) Mustard! (Yes!)

Maguro: Going somewhere?

Murder Man: Huh?

The turn around to see the Sushi Pack untied.

Mega Maid: WHAT THE HELL?!

Invertosis: How did you--

Kani snaps Invertosis' nose.

Invertosis: ARGH!!!

Wasabi throws mustard and Mega Maid and Murder Man while Maguro telekinetically grabs Moony UnFunny and Tako grabs him by his tentacles.

Mega Maid: NOOO!!

Murder Man: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Moony UnFunny: STOP!!

It then shows Buckaroo drunk coming out from the bar.

Buckaroo: Maan... that was too mu--

He starts vomiting on the floor.

Buckaroo: Ohhh God...

Sunny Funny and Poppy then come by.

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo?!

Poppy: Wait, that's his name?

Sunny Funny: Yeah!

Buckaroo: Oh hi Sunny and some flying stranger! How's y'all (hiccup) doin'?

Sunny Funny: Ohh no...

Poppy: What's wrong?

Sunny Funny: He's drunk! He won't be able to properly function since he drank too much!

Poppy: Oh...

Buckaroo: Have you seen Parappa? Where's that doggy I must give him a hug!

Sunny Funny: BUCKAROO!! Snap out of it! Your in danger?

Buckaroo: IN DANGER?! Am I at the edge of a cliff?! Am I gonna get run by a car?!

Poppy: What?

Sunny Funny: NO STUPID! You are gonna get killed by Badman!

Poppy: So that's who the man is?

Sunny Funny: Yep!

Buckaroo: Oh... who's Badman?

Sunny Funny: (Sigh)

It then shows Invertosis, Moony UnFunny, Mega Maid and Murder Man tied up.

Ikura: See you later suckas!

Kani: Have fun in a dark room!

The five then leave them behind.

Invertosis: Complete bullcrap...

Moony UnFunny: JUST WHY?! FIRST MY DESIGN WAS RUINED, THEN I GOT KIDNAPPED BY SOME FIVE MEN AND NOW THIS?!

Mega Maid: Well...

Murder Man: If I was untied I'd be playing tennis...

It then goes back to Buckaroo, Sunny Funny and Poppy.

Buckaroo: Come on! Where's my good ol' AsphaltianOof and Azaz?

Sunny Funny: Wait... AZAZ AND ASP?!

Poppy: Man I am so new I don't even know what you are talking about!

Sunny Funny: Alright forget this!

She grabs Buckaroo's hand and drags him.

Buckaroo: HEY!! HELP!!

Poppy: Guess I'll just hop along...

Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen tied up.

Azaz: Can we please go?

Badman: Nope!

Wild Card: Buckaroo should with Sunny Funny some how.

Invertaroo: Uggghh? (He vomits ooze)

Badman: Well let's go on a man hunt now!

Wild Card: Ok!

The three leave AsphaltianOof and Azaz behind.

Azaz: HEY!!

AsphaltianOof: What about us??

Suddenly, the door opens.

??? 4: Hey! Where's the leader?

??? 3: Look! It's some more hostages?

Azaz: THE SUSHI PACK?!



CHAPTER 5: MAN HUNT

It shows Badman, Wild Card and Invertaroo searching for Buckaroo.

Invertaroo: Uhhhh...

Badman: Quiet!

Wild Card: We gotta find that horse humanoid somehow...

He then hears talking near by.

Badman: I hear something...

He looks through a bush and sees Sunny Funny with Buckaroo, Poppy and Parappa.

Parappa: So... Badman's trying to kill Buckaroo?

Sunny Funny: Yep! Heart Head told me!

Poppy: Also, I am new here. My name's Poppy by the way.

Parappa: Nice to meet you Poppy!

Buckaroo: Where's the leak mam?

Parappa: (Sigh) Oh my God... how are we gonna help him if he is drunk?

Sunny Funny: That is what I am wondering!

Badman: You won't be helping anyone today!

Sunny Funny: Huh?

She turns around and Badman, Wild Card and Invertaroo are seen.

Invertaroo: Ugggh!

Wild Card: Now we got you where we want you!

Poppy: Who are they?

Buckaroo: Uhhh ohh! Looks like this little horse is out.

Buckaroo runs off but is stopped by Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: No! You can't leave!

Badman: You heard her! You must stay here and DIE!!!

Parappa, Poppy and Sunny: WHAT?!

He pulls out a machine gun.

Badman: TIME TO DIE!!

It goes back to Azaz and AsphaltianOof tied up.

Azaz: Thank God you are here!

Tako Maki: Don't mention it.

Maguro: He also kidnapped you??

AsphaltianOof: It was "they".

Wasabi: Mustard... (Oh...)

Ikura: Well let's get you out of here!

Kani: Yeah!

The five untie AsphaltianOof and Azaz.

Azaz: Thanks!

Maguro: Thank us later!

Tako Maki: Anyways, who's the leader?

AsphaltianOof: He has a man wearing tuxedo clothing that was ripped along with a scar on his face.

Azaz: He also wants to kill Buckaroo, our horse friend!

Ikura: HORSE FRIEND?!

Tako Maki: That is the guy who those two blue things showed us!

Kani: We must help him! He's in danger!

Maguro: Yeah!

Wasabi: Mustard! Mustard MUSTARD! (Agreed! Let's go NOW!)

The seven then leave the place and the screen cuts to black.

It then goes back to Badman, Wild Card and Invertaroo with Parappa, Sunny Funny, Buckaroo and Poppy tied up.

Poppy: This feels uncomfortable...

Sunny Funny: LET US GO!!!

Parappa: YEAH!!

Buckaroo: I want marshmallows!

Badman: You's ain't gonna go nowhere!

Wild Card: You're staying here until we say you are going!

Invertaroo: Uggghh...

Parappa: Is that another Buckaroo??

Sunny Funny: He looks something like Moony UnFunny, an inverted version of me!

Poppy: These guys have got skills...

Badman: Yep! And by meaning your "going", YOU ARE ACTUALLY DYING! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Parappa: You sick bastard!

Wild Card: Call us all the names you want buddy!

Invertaroo: Uuhhhh...

Badman: He can't even talk... anyways, looks like it's time to die!

He then cocks up a gun.

Suddenly, Wild Card's chest is stabbed.

Wild Card: AAGHH!!!

Badman: WHAT THE?!

WC falls on the ground and a pink man wearing a fedora hat, blue and green striped sweater, grey slack pants, purple skin and gloves that have swords on them.

???: Welcome to your nightmare bitch!

He then charges at Badman and Invertaroo.

Buckaroo suddenly snaps out of being drunk.

Buckaroo: S-SCARY TERRY?!

Sunny Funny: Wait... YOU KNOW HIM?!

Parappa: How?!

Poppy: And why?

Buckaroo: He used to always appear in my dreams as a friend! Goodness I haven't seen him since a week or two...

Badman: AGGHHH!!!

Scary Terry attempts to stab Badman but Invertaroo grabs a hold of him.

Scary Terry: Get off me bitch!

Invertaroo: Uggghhh!

Badman: GOOD GOD I AM OUT OF HERE!!! Invertaroo, KILL THEM ALL!!

Invertaroo looks back at him and nods his head.

Badman attempts to run off but is stopped by the Sushi Pack, Azaz and a maniac chainsaw holding AsphaltianOof.

Badman: WHAT?!

Maguro: Going somewhere?

AsphaltianOof: I THINK NOT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Badman: GAAH!!

AsphaltianOof lunges his chainsaw at him but Badman runs an opposite direction.

Badman: I gotta get outta here!

He then bumps into Masked Menace who trips over Jeffygeist.

Jeffygeist: Hey!

Masked Menace: Watch where you run! Are you blind?!

Badman: Sorry!

He continues to run.

Suddenly, Tako Maki grabs Badman with his tentacles.

Tako Maki: Gotcha!

Badman: LET ME GO YOU WEIRD OCTOPUS THINGY YOU...

Kani: We ain't letting you run!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Yeah!)

Ikura: Not after you got those fools to kidnap us!

Maguro: Good thing we trapped them and even tricked em!

Badman: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It then shows Brooklyn T. Guy handcuffing Badman.

Badman: NOOO!!! YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR THIS!!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Get in the car!

He kicks him into the police car.

Badman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BTG then drives off in full speed.

It then goes back to Invertaroo fighting Scary Terry.

Invertaroo: Uggghh!

Scary Terry: DON'T "UGGGHH!" ME BITCH!!!

While he is fighting ST, Azaz and AsphaltianOof manage to untie Sunny Funny, Buckaroo, Parappa and Poppy.

Sunny Funny: How did you guys...

Azaz: Badman kidnapped us...

AsphaltianOof: But we got him good!

Buckaroo: Nice! We gotta save Scary Terry by the way!

Poppy: Yeah!

Parappa: Well come on!

Invertaroo manages to kick Scary Terry and pin him down to the ground.

Scary Terry: AGH!!

Invertaroo: (Coughs very loudly)

He approaches him but is then stopped.

Buckaroo: Don't you DARE harm him you useless clone of me!

Invertaroo: Huh?

He kicks Invertaroo to the ground and starts beating him up.

Scary Terry manages to get up.

Parappa: GET THAT STUPID CLONE!!!

Sunny Funny: YEAH!!!

They start beating him up.

Invertaroo however breaks free and tries to kill Parappa.

Invertaroo: (Grunting noises)

Parappa: Gross!

Scary Terry slashes Invertaroo leg.

Invertaroo: AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

Poppy then grabs Invertaroo.

Poppy: Look like you'll be up for flying!

She takes him high into the air as Invertaroo looks at the ground terrified.

She lets go of him and he falls to the ground injured.

Ikura: Well well well...

Maguro: Looks like we finally got him!

Invertaroo: Uhhhhhh...

Buckaroo manages to grab him.

Buckaroo: We need to send him to a high-security location!

Azaz: Yeah!

AsphaltianOof: How about Area 51?

Poppy: What's that?

Tako Maki: Yeah...

Kani: We don't know that place!

Buckaroo: Me, Azaz and AsphaltianOof do!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Ok then!)

Maguro: I guess you can take care of him then!

Sunny Funny: Alright!

Parappa: We'll see you later!

Buckaroo: Bye!

Scary Terry: I'm gonna join bitch!

Invertaroo: Ugggh!

At nighttime...

It shows Buckaroo, Scary Terry, Azaz and AsphaltianOof sitting on the couch.

Buckaroo: So Scary Terry, how's it going in dreams?

Scary Terry: It was amazing bitch! Nice to see the house you are living in!

Azaz: You should be telling Sunny Funny that.

AsphaltianOof: She's the flower who owns the place.

Scary Terry: She's a nice flower bitch! We might get along!

Azaz: Quiet! Here comes the best part of the movie!

AsphaltianOof: HAHAHAHA!!! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!

It irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: The story is cussing-free.

It starts off with Frida coming out of her house and going to Sunny's.

Frida: AsphaltianOof! Come on out! It's time to go watch "SML Wiki: The Movie!". Are you ready to watch it?

The door opens and an excited AsphaltianOof is seen holding a grey piece of paper in hands. Sunny Funny is seen with a frustrated face.

Sunny Funny: And good riddance!

AsphaltianOof jumps from the door while Sunny closes it.

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy am I!

Frida: Here's your movie ticket!

He holds on to his note.

Frida: Well come on Asp... the movie's not gonna wait this long for us...

AsphaltianOof: First I have to put away my secret note...

Frida: A secret note? You never told me about your "secret" note!

She tries to look at it but Asp snatches it back.

AsphaltianOof: Hey! Hands off peepin' fry! This here's my secret note! Besides, if I'd show it to you it wouldn't be a secret anymore! DUH.

He looks at it and starts to laugh.

Frida is seen trying to look at the note but AsphaltianOof moves it a bit.

AsphaltianOof: Oh Frida! If only you could see what was on my secret note, it would CHANGE your life!

He is seen with huge eyes.

Frida attempts to look at it but Asp keeps it away from her.

Frida: It's ok Asp! I know all about secrets!

AsphaltianOof: You do?

Frida: I got a gazillion secrets!

AsphaltianOof: Like what?

Frida: Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret! There by adding another secret to their secret collection of adding secrets! Secretly...

AsphaltianOof is seen with a drooling mouth and a electrocuting head.

Frida: You wanna hear one of my secrets?

AsphaltianOof: Do I!

Frida: Umm... let's see... did you know, you are my best friend?

AsphaltianOof: No... way... let's hear another one!

Frida: Um, ok! Secretly... I'm a little bit smart...

AsphaltianOof: Woaah... I'll never look at you the same way again Frida! Gosh!

Frida: Ahem...

She taps on the note.

AsphaltianOof: Tell me some more secrets!

Frida: Ok... I am excited for MarioFan2009's future stories me and Azaz are great friends I sleep with my shoes on I have an overdue library book

It then transitions to her telling AsphaltianOof her secrets while Asp is seen on the ground.

Frida: And there!

AsphaltianOof: Gassp... I would have never guessed!

Frida: Now will you show me what's on your secret note?

AsphaltianOof: NO Frida! It's for me to know, and for you to never find out! You may be an open book Frida, but I'm a bit more complicated than that!

Frida is seen with a confused face.

AsphaltianOof: The inner machinations of my mind are in an enigma...

A cloud then appear that shows sprite being spilt on a table.

The cloud then disappears.

Frida: OH YEAH?! Well I got plenty of secret stuff too!

She looks around.

Frida: Uhhhh...

She looks on her legs to see her socks.

Frida: Well I got my secret socks on!

She then comes back with a blueprint.

Frida: And I have this secret blueprint!

She then goes back and gets a TV.

Frida: And I got my secret TV with my secret channel on it!

She turns it on and it shows an error screen beeping.

Frida: What do you think of that Asp?

She then sees AsphaltianOof looking at the note.

Frida: Asp?

AsphaltianOof: (Laughs)

He continues to laugh around like a goofball.

Frida then comes near him.

AsphaltianOof: Maybe if you'd take a look what was on it, you'd knew why it was supposed to be a secret. On this very note, it has the most secrety secret of ALL secrets! And NOT even so witness! It's a heavy burden Frida. Nobody should know the mystery behind this secret note.

Frida looks at the note scared and tries to look at it.

AsphaltianOof suddenly slaps on it hard.

AsphaltianOof: NOBODY!! Not even... Masked Menace!

Masked Menace is seen peeking at the note but then turns his head back to normal and whistles.

AsphaltianOof: It's a full time job... constantly on the heart!

He is seen with empty hands.

AsphaltianOof: You never know when someone's gonna...

He looks at his hands to see nothing.

AsphaltianOof: (Gasp) AHHH!!

Frida is seen running off with the note laughing.

Suddenly, she is stopped by AsphaltianOof's THICC stomach.

AsphaltianOof: FRIDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! That's my secret note! Now hand it over!!

He is seen trying to snatch the note out of Frida's hands.

Frida: But Asp I must know the secret!

AsphaltianOof: FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!

Frida: Come on just a peek!

AsphaltianOof and Frida are seen trying to struggle to get the note.

Suddenly, a pop noise is heard and Frida is seen shocked.

It shows her hands on AsphaltianOof's note.

AsphaltianOof: So... it's come to this... and to think we joined the best friends forever club!

It then shows a BFF ring on AsphaltianOof's finger.

He then grabs one of Frida's hands from the note and points at her with it.

AsphaltianOof: Listen up Ms. Frida the Secret Stealer, if you come near my note again once more, WE WON'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!

Frida: But... we were supposed to be friends...

Her eyes then start getting filled up with tears.

Frida: I feel so filthy! I have soiled our friendship garden! I just couldn't help it! I know about your secret! I promise to respect that! Ohh please forgive me Asp! Please!

AsphaltianOof: Well... I guess it's not all your fault... after all, this is a pretty great secret! I mean, how could you resist the greatest secret EVER?

He then starts putting the note near Frida's face.

AsphaltianOof: The most amazing... mysterious... and POWERFUL secret of all Pensacola!

Frida's eyes are seen going near the note every time he pulls it back and is also seen sweating.

Frida then puts her eyes back in her sockets.

Frida: So what do you say? Friends?

AsphaltianOof: Friends!

The two then hand shake and it transitions to night time.

Frida is seen in her room while Volts is seen on the ground.

Frida: What could be on that note that Asp doesn't want me to see? Maybe it could be the most coolest dragonfly! Or maybe AsphaltianOof is a jewel keeper and keeps his diamonds on a note... or maybe Asp is a maniac and keeps his victims' heads on multiple photos ON the note! Or even worse... an embarrassing snapshot of me in my own house! (Screams)

She then goes to her window.

Frida: I must find out what's on that secret note! I'm not gonna rest until I do!

She then takes her face off from the window.

Frida: That's it! How do you look on a secret note? Secretly of course! I'll just take the note, take a peek at it and before Asp has time to even notice, I'll slide it back! Asp won't know and I will have my own little secret! Good idea ya Volts?

Volts: Uh, no.

Frida: Oh what do you know? Your a robot!

She then goes outside and sneaks to Sunny Funny's house.

She is seen behind it.

Frida puts on some gloves and a mask.

She then heads to a window and AsphaltianOof is seen sleeping on a couch moving around like crazy.

AsphaltianOof: UGH SPRITE!

He is seen drooling while Frida is hiding behind a photo of herself, Sunny Funny, Azaz, AsphaltianOof and Buckaroo.

The photo's nail falls but she manages to pick it with her foot and put it back on.

Frida: I gotta be more quiet! I don't wanna wake Asp up!

She continues to walk but loud noises are heard.

AsphaltianOof: (Sleeping) OH WHO'S THERE WHO'S THERE?!

He continues to move around.

Frida tries to walk but her shoes make very loud noises for some reason.

Frida: Shhh!

She continues to walk but loud noises are heard for each step she takes (Hence: Animal noises, rain splashes, gunshots, breaking noises, etc.)

AsphaltianOof however, is still wide asleep.

Frida manages to reach the table where the note is at but AsphaltianOof quickly snatches it.

Frida attempts to go under his body to get the note.

AsphaltianOof: Good old secret grey note! Let's see what's on it!

He grabs Frida's tongue.

AsphaltianOof: (Laughs) Nighty night box!

He then puts Frida to his left and continues sleeping like a paranoid person.

Frida gets up but she trips causing her to go around the place making noise.

She lands on a photo that breaks and the note falls into her lap.

AsphaltianOof is still seen asleep.

Frida: Gee... Asp is sure a heavy sleeper...

AsphaltianOof suddenly wakes up.

AsphaltianOof: AH WHO SAID THAT?!

Frida: Uhh...

AsphaltianOof: IT'S THE CLAM BURGLAR!!! And he's stealing my secret note!

He then approaches Frida who is masked.

AsphaltianOof: HAND OVER THE GOOD OL' SECRET NOTE ! Or prepare for the worst pillow fight of your life!

He cocks the pillow up like a gun.

Frida: Wait wait Asp! I'm Frida!

She takes off her mask.

Frida: See?

AsphaltianOof: Nice try burglar! But Frida would never try to steal from me! She's my best friend!

Frida: No wait! Really!

She shows him the BFF ring.

AsphaltianOof: (Gasps)

She opens it and some figures of her and AsphaltianOof are seen singing and going back in it.

AsphaltianOof: (Is seen with tears in his eyes) Our friendship ring... It is you! (He cries on his pillow) Frida... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!

Frida: If it makes you feel better, you can have it back. I haven't really looked inside!

AsphaltianOof: That's it Frida... YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE... From now on this friendship is OVEERR!!!

Frida: (Gasps) Really?

AsphaltianOof then turns around to her.

AsphaltianOof: Nah you can look on it if you really want to!

Frida: OK! Ohhh this is one of the most exciting moments of my life! Here it goes!

She opens the note up and then gets a confused look on her face.

Frida: Huh?

AsphaltianOof: Well... didn't I tell ya? Isn't it great??

It then shows some sort of string on it.

Frida: It's just a string...

AsphaltianOof: A SECRET STRING!

Frida: Well ya it's great it's great! Sure is a secret you got there!

She then leaves the house.

Frida: Well goodnight Asp see you tomorrow!

AsphaltianOof: Goodnight Frida!

Frida is seen coming out of the house.

Frida: I should have known! It was just a piece of string all along! (Laughs) Wait till I tell Volts!

It then goes back to AsphaltianOof

AsphaltianOof: (Giggles)

He then starts laughing.

AsphaltianOof: Good thing she didn't pull the string to reveal... the secret compartment of my secret note!

He then pulls out a photo from the compartment hole.

AsphaltianOof: Revealing what an embarrassing snapshot of Frida in her own house! (Laughs)

It then goes to the outside of Sunny's house.

AsphaltianOof: Happy Fridays Frida!

He continues to laugh while it fades out ending the episode.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have some swearing.

It starts off with Willoughby the dog going around sniffing.

Willoughby: Gosh... it is sure nice to be the one and only for Pensacola... man's best friend!

He then sees a poster of a grey dog smiling that says "MAN'S BEST FRIEND".

Willoughby: It is even great how I was born like this! I'd never want to be anything else in my life!

He then walks around and sniffs.

Willoughby: RRRUUFF!!

He then finds a piece of steak on the floor.

Willoughby quickly goes to it and starts chewing it up.

Willoughby: Delicious!

He then walks off.

Meanwhile, Masked Menace and Jeffygeist are seen stalking him.

Jeffygeist: Is that dog crazy?

Masked Menace: I dunno... seems as if...

Jeffygeist: Hmmm... maybe if a flower can't be my victim. A dog seems good for a beginner!

Masked Menace: Hmm. Sounds great! I'll help!

Jeffygeist: Ok! Thanks!

It then goes back to Willoughby being himself.

Willoughby: I hear the call of the wild! It's a fox hunt!!

He then runs into the forest to go fox hunting.

Masked Menace: He went into the forest...

Jeffygeist: Well let's go get him!

Masked Menace: Alright!

Jeffygeist: Oh, and a quick question.

Masked Menace: Yes?

Jeffygeist: Why do you always wear a mask on?

Masked Menace: Well you see, I have to hide my identity until June. I can show you what I look like right now though!

Jeffygeist: Ok!

MM takes his mask off but his face is censored.

Jeffygeist: Wait... Why is your head coloured (CENSORED)?! Why do you look like that .....R (CENSORED)?! And most importantly, WHY IS THERE (CENSORED) ALL OVER YOUR HEAD?!

Masked Menace: I shall explain later.

He puts on his mask again.

Masked Menace: Right now, let's get us a airedale now!

Jeffygeist: Ok...

It then cuts to Willoughby sniffing around on trees.

Willoughby: Nope... no fox over here!

He continues sniffing around.

Jeffygeist and Masked Menace peek through a bush.

Jeffygeist: He's pretty stupid...

Masked Menace: Doesn't even know how to be a proper hunting dog...

Willoughby is seen jumping near a tree.

Masked Menace: Dumb as a peacock...

Jeffygeist: What will be our plans?

Masked Menace: I got one! Watch this!

He pulls out a rifle.

Jeffygeist: Cool! Where did you get that from?

Masked Menace: Eh, let's just say I bought it at a illegal guns men's store!

Jeffygeist: Noice!

Masked Menace: Stay still you...

He then shoots Willoughby but misses and kills a bird.

Bird: AGGGHHHH!!

He falls on the ground near Willoughby.

Willoughby: AHHHH!!! A DEAD BIRD!!!

He runs off in terror.

Masked Menace: Fuck...

Jeffygeist: Maybe we should approach and kidnap him.

Masked Menace: Yeah that sounds better!

The screen transitions to Willoughby sniffing flowers.

MM and JG are seen in a bush.

Jeffygeist: Alright! Let's get this hound!

Masked Menace: Ok!

They slowly move the bush with their legs.

Willoughby sees this but they quickly stop walking.

Willoughby: Must be my dumb mind again...

He continues sniffing flowers.

Jeffygeist: Ok, NOW!

Masked Menace and Jeffygeist jump out from the bush and a large fight cloud is seen.

Willoughby comes out of the cloud.

Willoughby: Noisy old storks! Always coming down here!

He walks off without another word.

Jeffygeist and Masked Menace then stop.

Jeffygeist: Hey buddy...

Masked Menace: Yeah?

Jeffygeist: Your grabbing my throat...

Masked Menace: I am??

He then sees himself holding Jeffygeist by his throat.

Masked Menace: SORRY!

He drops him in the ground.

Jeffygeist: That's ok... we gotta find away to get him!

Masked Menace: Yeah, and I just so have a plan!

Jeffygeist: What is it?

Masked Menace: Come here.

He starts whispering into Jeffygeist's ear.

Jeffygeist: Perfect!!

The screen transitions to Willoughby walking around Frida's house.

Masked Menace and Jeffygeist are seen with dynamite sticks.

Masked Menace: Eh, let's just use the whole entire thing.

Jeffygeist: Yeah.

They drop dynamite all over the place.

Willoughby: Oooooo! Red sticks!

He goes to check them out.

Jeffygeist is seen lighting up a match and dropping it.

Jeffygeist: This is gonna be great!

Masked Menace: Agreed!

Willoughby: I'm taking this one!

He takes one of the dynamite sticks and walks off.

The match is seen lighting up the rest.

Jeffygeist and Masked Menace are seen covering their ears with their eyes closed.

Jeffygeist opens his eyes and sees the dynamite lit in shock.

Jeffygeist: Um, Masked Menace?

Masked Menace: Yeah?

Jeffygeist: Look down...

Masked Menace: Huh?

He looks down and is seen terrified.

A large explosion is heard destroying the house.

The smoke clears to show Jeffygeist and Masked Menace on the ground sitting on a debris of roof.

Jeffygeist: Damnit...

Masked Menace: And he even left...

Frida comes to the two in anger.

Frida: YOU FILTHY IDIOTS!!!! YOU DESTROYED MY HOUSE!!

Jeffygeist: Ah crap...

The two suddenly get kicked out.

Frida: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Masked Menace: Gosh what a temper...

Jeffygeist: Agreed...

They then see Willoughby walking off.

Jeffygeist: GET HIM!!

Masked Menace: YEAH!!!

The two charge at Willoughby but crash into a tree instead after he turns.

Jeffygeist: Ugh!

The two then see him going off a near cliff.

Masked Menace: AFTER HIM!!

The two then accidentally jump off from the cliff.

Jeffygeist however, manages to grab hold of the cliff.

Masked Menace: OH GOD I AM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!!

Jeffygeist: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

Sunny Funny then comes by.

Sunny Funny: Well, if it ain't the troublesome black tentacled clone!

Jeffygeist: FLOWER BITCH!!

Sunny Funny: Don't worry! I'll help ya!

She then takes off one of his fingers from the cliff.

Sunny Funny: This little piggy went to the market.

Jeffygeist: UGGGHH!!!

Masked Menace: NOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Jeffygeist: STOP!!

Sunny Funny: This little piggy stayed home!

Jeffygeist: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

Sunny Funny: This little piggy had roast beef...

Suddenly, Jeffygeist let's go of the cliff causing him and Masked Menace to fall.

Sunny Funny: (Breaks the fourth wall) Well what do you know? I ran out of piggies!

She smiles at the audience.

Meanwhile, Jeffygeist and Masked Menace are seen falling down.

Jeffygeist: UGGGH SON OF A--

He then grabs holds off a wall with his tentacles and Masked Menace grabs his leg.

Masked Menace: Oh dear God that is terrifying!

Jeffygeist: I ain't scared but...

He looks down and gets frightened.

Jeffygeist: AHHH OK I APPROVE THAT I AM A COWARD!!!

Willoughby then comes by and starts bouncing on the tentacles.

Jeffygeist: GAAAH STOOP!!!

Willoughby however, then pulls on the tentacles causing them to let go resuming Jeffygeist and MM's fall.

A loud crash is then heard.

Willoughby: I wonder what they were up to anyways.

Jeffygeist is seen in a trash bin while Masked Menace is seen laying on the ground straight.

Willoughby is then seen passing by.

Masked Menace then sees him and gets furious.

Masked Menace: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

He then pulls Jeffygeist out of the trash bin.

Masked Menace: HEY!! He gettin' away!!

Jeffygeist: What?!

The see Willoughby walking off.

Masked Menace: GET HIM!!!!

Jeffygeist: YEAH!!

The two then chase after him.

Willoughby is seen entering a bear cave.

Jeffygeist: He went in there!

Masked Menace: Come on then!

The two then enter inside the cave.

Willoughby comes out and places a rock on the cave.

Inside the cave, Jeffygeist and Masked Menace's eyes are seen. However, a third pair of eyes are also seen.

Jeffygeist: Hey Masked Menace. It is so awfully dark in here. Can you please light up a match?

Masked Menace: Sure!

He lights up a match and the bear from Slendytubbies! is heard growling.

Jeffygeist: Ummm...

He turns to his right.

Jeffygeist: WELL SHIT!!! RUN!!

Masked Menace: FUCK!!

Willoughby is seen outside smiling.

Jeffygeist: HELP!!! GET US OUT--

Suddenly, a smack noise is heard and Jeffygeist's figure is seen on the cave.

Masked Menace: OH HEAVENS SAKE IT'S--

He two gets smacked and a figure of him is seen on the cave.

Jeffygeist: GET THIS DAMN ROCK OUT OF THE WAY-

Another smack noise is heard along with another figure being seen.

Masked Menace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

More smacking is continuously heard while Willoughby is seen smiling at the audience.

Willoughby: (Breaks the fourth wall) Hehehehehehe! I got a million of them this way!

It irises out on him ending the episode.





WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

NOTICE: The story might not have that much detail. But still, try enjoying it!

It starts off with Mario sitting on the couch.

Suddenly, Jeffy then comes in with a trombone.

Mario: GAH JEFFY!!!

Jeffy; Yes daddy?

Mario: WHAT IS THAT?!

Jeffy: A trombone daddy!

Mario: Where did you get that think from??

Jeffy: I stole it from the shop!

Mario: WHAT?!

Jeffy: Yep! Just costed a few bucks but gave nothing!

Mario: Jeffy why would you do that?!

Jeffy: I don't know. I also found a weird grey machine thingy.

He then pulls out a grey button if some kind.

Mario: Huh?

Jeffy: What is this daddy?

Mario: Umm, this does NOT look like a toy...

Jeffy: Well it does to me!

Mario: No it's not! Give it to me Jeffy!

Jeffy: NO DADDY!

He then tries to take the button away from Jeffy.

Jeffy: GIMME!! IT'S MINE!!

Mario: NO JEFFY! You shouldn't be--

Suddenly, the button then zaps into a beam and the two disappear.

It then shows a metal like room of some kind.

Suddenly, the beam appears and Mario and Jeffy are teleported.

Mario: ... playing with these kinds of stuff...

Jeffy: Where are we? Is this home?

Mario: No Jeffy! Ugh! I don't know what happened...

They look around to see they are in a grey room.

Mario: OHHH great Jeffy! This is all your fault!

Jeffy: MY FAULT?! You didn't give me the button!

Mario: Ugh! I don't know where we are even!

He looks around to see some sort of robotic space ship of some kind.

Mario: Huh... seems weird...

Jeffy: Let's look around daddy!

Mario: No we gotta get back!

He is about to press the button but a robotic voice is then heard.

Voice: Welcome... to our lair!

Mario: Huh?

Jeffy: What was that daddy?

A robot then comes out of the shadows.

Robot: Welcome humans. You are in Pensacola 3819! There are MANY rules around here: No war, no annoyance, no destruction, no cliffhangers and most IMPORTANTLY... enjoy your stay!

He walks off like a machine.

Mario: What's wrong with him...

Jeffy: He said Pensacola?

Mario: Yeah! That's where we live-- wait... you don't think...

Jeffy: Yeah?

Mario: (Gulps) We are in the future??

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

???: HEY!!!

Suddenly, a robotic major of some kind comes out of the shadows along with some helpers and guards that are also robots.

Robotic Mayor: QUIET!!! Can't you humans see we are busy with stuff?!

Mario: What stuff?

Robotic Helper 2: Ever since Crash Bandicoot 900.5 died, we are trying to keep the city in our safe hands!

Robotic Guard 2: But sadly, it is in ruins.

Robotic Helper 1: And we can't properly restore it!

Robotic Guard 1: All because of some people who don't care. We kicked them out of here.

Robotic Mayor: Now please, handle along and find yourself some other use while we try to fix this mistake!

Mario: O-ok?

Jeffy: Bye mister talking stuff!

The robots then leave into a black room.

Mario: We gotta get outta here!

Jeffy: NO! I wanna stay! It is great!

Mario: No it's not! We could get killed in some way or another!

Jeffy: FINE!! Follow me first! I think we should leave and go for a ice cream!

Mario: Ugh! Fine!

The two then look around for an exit.

Mario: This place is so dark...

Jeffy then turns on a light and it reveals a cafeteria.

Mario: Woah!

Jeffy: FOOOOOD!!!!!

He then rushes over to the kitchen.

Jeffy: Oh boy am I hungry!

He then opens the fridge and is seen with a confused face.

Jeffy: Huh?

It then shows a bunch of metal in the fridge.

Jeffy: What is this??

Mario: Ummm...

He then grabs a apple that looks like metal.

Jeffy: Eek! Disgusting!

He throws the apple away.

Mario: What is this place anyhow?

Jeffy: I don't know daddy... it looks kinda great though!

Mario: Let's go see Pensacola from the outside!

Jeffy: Ok!

The two head to a window to see a red sky and destroyed city.

Mario: Wha-- WHAT IS THIS?!

Jeffy: Where are my friends?!

A robot chef then comes to the cafeteria.

Chef Robot: If you are wondering about that, it is destroyed. Yet we can't even restore how it was back to it's original format.

Mario: Oh...

Jeffy: Where is the bathroom?

Chef Robot: To the left.

Jeffy: Thanks!

He then rushes to the bathroom.

Mario: UGGHHH JEEFFFFY!!!

Jeffy then enters the bathroom and closes the door.

Mario: Oh my lord! How am I ever gonna get out of here!

Chef Robot: See you around.

He then leaves the cafeteria.

Mario: (Sigh)

While eagerly waiting for Jeffy, robots are seen going around sweeping the floor.

Mario: What has happened in the future?! What happened to Pensacola?

Robot Sweeper 24: Oh, it got destroyed during a robot/alien invasion.

He then walks off.

Mario: WHAAAAAAATT?! I gotta get outta here NOWW!!!

He then rushes to the bathroom.

Mario: JEFFY, JEFFY COME ON OUT!!!

Jeffy: Hold on there daddy!

He then comes out while a flush is heard.

Jeffy: Ok daddy!

Mario: Jeffy, we need to leave RIGHT NOW!!

Jeffy: But why daddy?

Mario: This place is destroyed! We need to get out NOW!

Jeffy: But--

Suddenly, an agonizing sound is heard.

Mario: Huh?

Jeffy: What was that?

Mario: I don't know. Let's check...

They come across a old black door.

Mario: What could even be in there?

Jeffy: Let's check!

The two then enter the door.

Mario: Eh, turn on the light...

He turns on the light and what he finds is horrifying...

Mario: OH MY GOD!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And then shows multiple skeletons all over the place.

Mario: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING OOOON?!

???: So, you found the room.

Mario: Huh?

Mario and Jeffy turn around and it turns out to be the robotic mayor.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Robotic Mayor: You found the forbidden room...

Mario: WHAT?!

Robotic Mayor: I'm so sorry to have to do this to you but... Guards...

The guards then come in.

Robotic Mayor: Take them to the gulag!

Mario: WHAT?!

Jeffy: AHHHHH!!!

Mario: That's it! We are getting out of here!!

Robotic Guard 2: OH NO YOU DON'T!!

The three then approach them but beam zaps teleporting them.

It then shows a old forest area.

Mario and the others are then teleported there.

Robotic Guard 1: Ummm...

Robotic Mayor: CRAP!!!

Mario: Where are we?

A loud roar is then heard.

Jeffy: What?

Robotic Guard 2: Ah great! Ya sent us to the fuckin' past!

Suddenly, a large dinosaur is then seen.

Jeffy: That's a huge bitch!

Mario: RUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

The five then run off in terror as the dinosaur chases them.

They then bump into a T-Red which of whom also starts chasing them.

One of the guards suddenly trip.

Robotic Guard 2: WOAH!!

He then falls on a stick paling his nose.

Robotic Guard 2: GAAAH!! Good thing I'm a robot!

He continues to run off.

The two dinosaurs are seen following them until they reach a corner.

Robotic Mayor: PRESS THE BUTTON, PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!

Mario: OK!!!

He presses the button and it teleports them and the dinosaurs together.

It then goes back to the modern house.

Suddenly, it is destroyed when the dinosaurs get teleported back along with Mario and Jeffy.

Mario: Uggh! I am never doing that again!

Jeffy: Hey daddy, why are we on a red belly?

Mario: Huh?

It then shows the dinosaurs struggling to get out along with the three robots destroyed to shreds.

Mario: Well... I guess we will need to be here until our house gets fixed...

Jeffy: Ok daddy! What about ice cream?

It then cuts back to the future robots.

Robot 5: So... our mayor's gone.

Robot 3: And Pensacola's destroyed.

Robot 2: So what do we do?

Robot 1: Hmmmm...

Robot 5: How about we party?

Robot 6: SPLENDID!!!

The robots then start a huge party parade celebrating the disappearance of their mayor and the destruction of Pensacola.

It then irises out on the party.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

It shows some sort of blue and grey hotel of some kind.

Mario is seen coming by with Jeffy, Poopy Butt and the two cats High and Grodo.

Mario is seen hiding behind the corner.

Inside, I.M Meen is seen patrolling the hotel and Invertosis is seen reading a newspaper.

Invertosis looks at Mario and he quickly hides his head.

Mario then sees a sign that says "NO PETS ALLOWED".

Mario: Shhhh. I'll get the three of you in!

Jeffy: Can't wait for this hotel daddy!

High: Me too...

Grodo: But we are animals!

Poopy Butt: Woof!

Mario: I know, now be quiet and get in the bag!

High: Ok!

The next scene shows Mario entering the hotel with a heavy bag.

Mario: Sooo... daaamn... heaavvvvyyy!!!

He eventually gets upstairs to the hotel.

Jeffy however, snaps his fingers at Invertosis' face and walks off.

Invertosis: What a bigot...

Mouse is seen near a window.

Mouse: Alright, time for some cheese in this big mansion-type buildings

He opens the window and enters the hotel.

Suddenly, women are heard screaming as Mouse hurries off to a room.

It then shows High and Grodo sleeping in a hotel room.

High then wakes up.

High: (Yawns) What a small nap!

Suddenly, he sees Mouse walking off.

High: Huh? A mouse? Hmmmm... hey Grodo. Hey Grodo wake up!

Grodo: Uhh what?

High: A mouse! It ran past the halls!

Grodo: It did?? Where is it?

High: Follow me!

Grodo: Ok!

The two cats leave the room to get the mouse.

They see mouse entering a hotel room.

High: Hmmm... room 5012 huh?

Grodo: This gives me an idea!

He comes back with a note and pen and starts writing something down.

Grodo: There!

He then slips the note underneath the door and knocks on it.

High: Perfect! Let's go wait at our room!

Grodo: Ok!

The two cats then leave.

Mouse then comes to answer the door the find the note.

Mouse: What's this? (He starts to read it) "Dear little rodent, I was wondering if you could help spare some cheese for me. Signed, the hotel mouse - Room 4096.". Oooo! Looks like someone needs my help! I'll go check it!

He then leaves the room and goes to room 4096.

Suddenly, out comes Mouse running in terror as High and Grodo chase him.

The three then freeze as Invertosis' shadow is seen in an elevator.

High: SHIT!!!

Grodo: HIIIDEE!!!

The three animals then hide into their own hotel rooms while Invertosis sees this.

Invertosis: HEY!! What's going on over here?!

He goes to check room 4096.

He gets a shocked expression as Grodo is seen dressed as Moony UnFunny.

Grodo: AHHHHHH!!!!

Invertosis: OOPS! Sorry Moony!

He then closes the door in shock.

Invertosis runs off back downstairs terrified in what he just saw.

Mouse is seen in room 5012 eating cheese.

Mouse: This is great! Just fine! It shows High and Grodo entering the room.

Mouse then sees them and looks terrified.

High and Grodo then lunge to attack Mouse.

Mouse however, quickly jumps off and High and Grodo are seen on top of the fridge.

High: Ummm...

Suddenly, Mouse moves the fridge forcefully causing it to collapse.

Grodo: Aw crap...

A loud crash is heard.

Mouse: Those cats outta be more careful around here!

He is seen dragging High and Grodo who are knocked out from the fall.

Mouse: If you two wanna sleep, sleep in your own room!

The screen then fades to black.

High is seen on the phone while Grodo is waiting patiently.

High: Room 5012 please!

He smiles maliciously.

Mouse then answers the phone.

Mouse: Uh, hello?

High: Come right downstairs! We've got a little surprise for ya!

Mouse: Ohhh goody! Okey dokey!

Grodo: What a stupid mouse!

Meanwhile, Mouse is seen going to the elevator which is actually Grodo's mouth.

He enters the mouth and Grodo closes it.

Grodo: Heheheheh!

Suddenly, a sound is heard and Grodo opens his mouth.

Mouse is seen with a blue bird.

Mouse: I.M Meen? He's not prime minister anymore. He's arrested!

Bird: Arrested?? I didn't even know he was corrupt!

Mouse and the bird see they are in Grodo's mouth and run off.

Grodo then sees this and starts chasing Mouse.

Mouse is seen near a window.

Grodo suddenly jumps out of it by accident but gets a hold of the wall.

Mouse is seen on the wall walking off.

Grodo: Why you...

He then starts following him.

High sees this and helps him out.

High: Wait up!

He starts following him too.

Mouse enters a open window which leads to a room.

High and Grodo then jump on top of the bulldog's head unnoticed causing the dog to wake up.

The Bulldog smiles evilly while High tries to walk which to the Bulldog also walks. Grodo is seen behind High.

Grodo looks through a drawer.

Mouse: Those cats shall never find me in here!

Grodo then takes the drawer that has Mouse in it and walks off passing a mirror.

Alerted, High and Grodo go back to see the Bulldog underneath them.

The Bulldog growls causing High, Grodo Mouse and the Bulldog himself to start chasing each other.

I.M Meen then hears all of this and immediately knocks on the door.

I.M Meen: WHAT'S GOING IN THERE?! OPEN UP!!!

Mouse, High, Grodo and Bulldog pause at this in terror and go to the drawer to find clothes.

I.M Meen: OPEN UP I SAY!!!!

I.M Meen eventually busts down the door and Mouse is seen in a woman's clothing.

I.M Meen: Uhhh...

Mouse: Away from here and stop making all that noise! Or I'll have you transferred to the cops!

I.M Meen is seen leaving the room.

I.M Meen: Sorry about that...

He closes the door and is seen leaving.

However, High and Grodo are seen chasing Mouse into another room alerting I.M Meen.

I.M Meen is seen about to open the door but the Bulldog is seen chasing High and Grodo into a different room alerting him again.

He is seen then about to open that door but High and Grodo chase Mouse into yet another room.

Angered, he rushes to the door and is about to open it but only to hear the Bulldog chasing High and Grodo.

Again, he is seen about to open the door but Mouse, High, Grodo and Bulldog go to the same room they were in previously.

I.M Meen is about to open the door but then he hears meowing and growling.

A loud slam is heard and I.M Meen gets furious.

I.M Meen: OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

He then rushes down stairs.

Invertosis is seen reading a newspaper but I.M Meen quickly grabs the intercom.

Invertosis: What's wrong?

I.M Meen: PETS!!!

Invertosis: WHAT?!

I.M Meen: Yep!

He then turns on the intercom.

I.M Meen: ATTENTION EVERYONE! Someone has pets in this hotel, and I want them out of here IMMEDIATELY!!

He then looks to his right in anger.

Footsteps are heard as I.M Meen's face turns confused.

Invertosis: What the?

I.M Meen's face then grows wide shocked.

I.M Meen: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

It then shows NUMEROUS WILD animals running out of the hotel along with a ELEPHANT.

All of the animals trample I.M Meen and Invertosis.

The smoke clears and a monkey is seen passing by.

I.M Meen then gets up and looks at the audience.

I.M Meen: (Breaks the fourth wall) I taught I taw a puddy tat!

Mouse comes out from his hiding spot which is a pot

Mouse: You did you did! You saw a pussy cat, a dumbbell cow, a big gorilla, a giddy up, horsy and a little monkey!

It irises out on him.





WARNING: The story may have swearing in it.

NOTICE: The story is gonna be a little bit short. Still, enjoy!

It starts off with a bank in the town of Pensacola.

Soon, a masked robber then comes by.

Robber: (Spits on hands) Show time!

He then enters the bank.

Suddenly, a massive explosion occurs while the alarm goes off.

The robber then heads off into a car where a gang of four more are waiting for him.

Robber 1: Alright. I'm here!

Robber 4: DRIVE!!! OUR LEADER'S BACK!!

They drive off in full speed.

The screen transitions to a newspaper that says "YET ANOTHER BANK ROBBED AGAIN! INFAMOUS ROBBER KILLER BILLER ON HIGH LOOSE!".

The next scene shows a sign of mass gun fights with police.

Killer Biller: Just splendid. I love working as a leader for a gang of criminals...

Robber 3: Yeah, say it for yourself!

They drive off while continuing to shoot at the police chasing after them.

Officer 2: THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL!!

Officer 1: We gotta leave this one! We'll be back for them later!

The police retreat while the robbers drive off.

Robber 4: Success!

Robber 2: We got rid of them!

They continue to drive off while smiling evilly.

In their hideout, they are seen counting the money they have from the robbed bank.

Killer Biller: Well, looks like we have done another great job today right fellas?

Robber 2: Sure have boss!

Robber 3: Mm hm!

They continue to count the money while the screen transitions to morning time.

The truck of the robbers come to a store near by Durr Burger.

Killer Biller: Quick cash grab and a getaway.

Robber 4: Ok!

They go inside the store and gunshots are heard along with screaming.

The gang come out with a bag of money and drive off in their truck.

Employee: HEY!! Come back! That is the store's cash!

It then shows the gang going to a near by bank and stealing a whole entire safe.

The robbers make it out alive with fending the cops.

Killer Biller: Amazing. Just plain great.

They continue to drive off.

Once inside their hideout, they continue to count up their stolen savings.

Day on and day out, mass rampage is shown along with some newspaper articles.

AsphaltianOof is seen reading a news paper.

AsphaltianOof: Hmm. If those guys come near me I'll cut their necks off with a chainsaw!

However, the robbers over hear this.

AsphaltianOof: Or they can just take what I have...

They steal AsphaltianOof's expensive chainsaw.

AsphaltianOof: HEY!!! Uggh no fair!

The robbers are seen fighting off police who are chasing them.

At one point, Killer is seen in a bank robbing cash from the front while holding a manager at gunpoint.

Killer Biller: And stay put!

He leaves the bank quickly.

Back at the lair, Killer Biller is seen reading a newspaper all about himself.

Killer Biller: Just fantastic. So happy to be Pensacola's number one wanted criminal! It is just great.

Meanwhile, one of the robbers is seen in a telephone booth trying to call someone.

Operator: Hello?

Robber 2: Hello? Operator?

Operator: Yes?

He then sticks a gun into the telephone booth.

The operator screams as coins are dropped from the phone.

Robber 2: Perfect!

He then hangs up the phone and picks up the coins from the ground.

Meanwhile...

M&M Chief: I'll get that good for nothing rat... Killer he calls himself eh? I'll show him who's the killer once he'll be serving time in prison! Dirty rat!

He then walks around thinking what to do.

M&M Chief: Uggghh... what do I even do...

Meanwhile, it goes back to Killer at a bank robbing the front.

A dumb manager is seen singing.

Manager: 🎵I'm going to teell I'm going to teelll!🎵

Suddenly, he gets knocked out by Robber 1.

Robber 1: Idiot...

Robber 3: Agreed...

Robber 4: Let's get going now!

Robber 2: Alright!

Killer Biller: Get going now.

The five then leave the bank.

A newspaper is seen that says "KILLER ROBS THE 100TH PENSACOLA BANK! POLICE ARE SUPER BAFFLED ABOUT THIS SITUATION...".

Meanwhile, M&M Chief is seen throwing cheese at something...

M&M Chief: Yeah... that's right... take that you filthy rat!

It then shows him throwing cheese at Mouse who is seen eating it.

M&M Chief: Yeah! Keep eating! Alright no more.

Mouse: HEY!!

M&M Chief: No more for you!

He then leaves with the cheese.

Mouse: GIMMIE!!! I WAS EATING!!!!

The screen transitions back to Killer with the robbers in their lair.

Killer Biller: Ok guys... so now, we need to come up with a jewelry heist at midnight. We hit the road, get inside...

Jeffy is seen getting out from his seat to leave.

Killer Biller: Get the jewel--

He then sees Jeffy leaving.

Killer Biller: Hey bud. What are you doing up from your seat?

Jeffy: So uh, pardon me! My name's Jeffy Jeffy! I was going to get me a drink!

Killer Biller: Oh yeah? We'll get back to your seat now son or your gonna get it!

He then points a gun at Jeffy.

Jeffy: Ok! Yes sir!

He sits back down.

Killer Biller: Alright... now about this heist.

Robber 4: Rob the jewels and get out?

Killer Biller: Yep!

Robber 3: Ok!

Robber 2: Got it!

Robber 1: Let's go!

The gang then leave the lair to rob jewels.

The scene transitions to M&M Chief still thinking what to do.

M&M Chief: What am I gonna do about this Killer Guy??

Jeffy then tries to get up and leave.

M&M Chief: Hey! Who are you?

Jeffy: My name's Jeffy Jeffy. Also, quick thing. Killer Biller is gonna rob the jewelry store! You might be able to find him over there!

M&M Chief: Really?! Thanks kid!

He rushes out the door.

Suddenly, he comes back to the room.

M&M Chief: Tattletale...

He runs outside the room again.

Meanwhile...

Killer and his gang are seen about to enter the jewelry shop.

Killer Biller: Alright. Silent.

Robber 4: Gotcha!

They then enter the shop with a flashlight.

The five look around to find a diamond safe.

Meanwhile, Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons are seen upstairs waiting for the five and their chance to attack.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Be Ready Simmons...

Simmons: Sure will mate!

Killer and his gang continue to walk toward the safe.

Soon, they then try to open that said safe.

Suddenly, the safe starts acting like some sort of thriller radio while Killer and his gang lay down and enjoy the audio.

Then, BTG and Simmons turn on the light.

Brooklyn T. Guy: FREEZE!!!

Simmons: You're under arrest mates!

Killer Biller: Fuck...

The two officers then approach killer and his gang.

Suddenly, a newspaper comes up saying "KILLER ARRSTED!! Justice finally served once and for ALL!".

More newspapers come up about Killer Biller that says his confession and court trial.

A final newspaper comes up saying "KILLER GETS LONG SENTENCE...".

It then shows some sort of jail cell.

Inside, Killer is seen writing down on a board with chalk that says "I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY".

Killer then suddenly turns around and taunts at the audience while it irises out on him.



And as for a bonus feature... THE SUSHI PACK ARC! Made by Rh390110478!

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Synopsis: After crash landing on Earth, five anthropomorphic sushi’s try to figure out where they are.

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February 11th, 2019.

At the Financial District, I.M Meen is at a dinner table with Palpatine and Invertosis.

I.M Meen: I bet the villains are having fun with their districts!

Invertosis: Yeah!

Palpatine: Well, Vader is currently ridding the city of sand.

I.M Meen: Well, I’m just eating this octopus here-

I.M Meen bites the octopus’ eye, but spits it out.

I.M Meen: EW! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Invertosis loads all the sushi into a Rocket and it flies into space.

Invertosis: Done!

I.M Meen: Thanks! Well, I’m going into my office! I’ll see you later!

I.M Meen enters his office. Meanwhile, the rocket is seen flying into the atmosphere. Eventually, it explodes causing the sushi inside it to float into space.

A few days later.

Palpatine: VICTORY IS MINE!!!

Meggy: Never!

Meggy strikes Palpatine with her sword causing Palpatine to pull out his lightsaber.

Meggy: Time to be defeated-

Palpatine cuts Meggy’s sword in half with his lightsaber.

Meggy: WHAT?!?

Palpatine: PPOWWWEERRRR!!!!

Palpatine blasts Meggy with his force lighting, but suddenly, the lightning begins to arc back.

Palpatine: Wait. WHAT’S GOING ON?!?

Meggy suddenly shoots electrified ink at Palpatine, electrocuting him.

Palpatine: WHAT THE F***?!

Palpatine shoots more lightning at Meggy, only for her to block it with her lightning, sending the lightning flying into space. Meanwhile.

As the sushi continue to float, the bolt of lightning erupts from Earth and zaps them. All of the sushi suddenly grow arms, legs and heads. They then end up falling into Earth’s atmosphere and fall onto the ground as the screen cuts to black.

March 31st, 2019

Inside of a large forest, we see all five of the sushi inside of a burning crater. The octopus awakens and climbs out of the crater.

Octopus: What? What is this place?

The others wake up and climb out as well.

Tuna: How did we get here?

Crab: No idea.

Mustard: Mustard! Mustard? (Agreed! Wait. That’s all I can say?)

Octopus: Well, we need to find out how we got here. Besides, who are we as well?

Salmon: No clue!

Octopus looks under his foot and spots a name on it.

Octopus: Tako?

Tuna: Mine says Maguro.

Crab: I got Kani.

Mustard: Mustard! (Wasabi.)

Salmon: I think mine is Ikura.

Tako: Ok. I’m guessing those are our names.

Maguro: Pretty much.

Kani: Also, Tako. You do know you’re missing an eye.

Tako: WHAT?!?! HOW?!?

Ikura: No clue.

Tako: Well, I can’t be seen like this!

Suddenly, Tako notices Chef Pee Pee’s Pirate Father nearby.

Tako: I think I found a solution.

CPPPF: Man! I love drinking beer-

Tako hits CPPPF with a tree branch, knocking him out.

Tako: Sorry!

Tako takes his eyepatch and runs off. Tako then puts it over his eye.

Tako: Ok! Got that out of the way!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Cool!)

Maguro: Anyways, we should try to find out where we are.

Kani: True! As well as how we got here. I don’t remember anything until we woke up inside that crater there.

Ikura: Apparently, I think we’re in some kind of forest.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Correct!)

Tako: Well, we can see if we can try to find some other area.

Tako and the others head off. Meanwhile, Maguro and Kani are searching through part of the forest.

Kani: I hope we find what place we’re at!

Maguro: Hopefully!

Suddenly, the two hear a voice in the distance.

???: Yo, player dude! Welcome to my house of mystical wonders.

Kani: Who is that?

Maguro: It might be coming from over there.

After searching a bit, Maguro and Kani end up in a large empty part of the forest where they find a horribly drawn version of Jon from Garfield.

Maguro: Who is that?

Kani: He looks as if he was drawn by a second grader!

Johnny Old Boy waves at them.

Johnny Old Boy: Yo, player dude! Let's go camping in my forest of mystical wonders.

Maguro: Thanks, but we’ll pass-

Johnny Old Boy glitches and holds out a ruler.

Johnny Old Boy: YOU BETTER DO IT!

Maguro: OKAY!

Kani: GEEZ!

Johnny Old Boy: Go around the forest to collect sticks. Then head back here and use them to keep the fire going. If the fire goes out, I will shove my ruler up your asses. Go!

Johnny Old Boy teleports away.

Maguro: I guess we need to find the sticks.

Kani: Got it!

The two head off into the forest. They eventually find sticks and throw them into the fire.

Johnny Old Boy: Bang up job, there dip****s!

Kani: I got some more-

Suddenly, The Fat Ass emerges from behind a tree, kicks Kani to the ground and runs off with the sticks.

The Fat Ass: Oh my boy, give me them sticks!

Kani: DANG IT!

Meanwhile, Maguro is still looking for sticks until she comes across a “NO” sign.

Maguro: What?

Maguro walks past the sign and suddenly Odie grabs her and throws her back in.

Odie: BORF! BORF!

Maguro: THE F***?!?!

Suddenly, the two hear a slapping sound.

Kani: What was that?!?

Johnny Old Boy: You two failed to keep the fire going! I’m going to shove this ruler up your ass!

Maguro: RUN!

Maguro and Kani run off as Johnny Old Boy chases them with a ruler. Boko the Rabbit appears.

Boko: Hopefully, I can find carrots in here-

Suddenly, Johnny Old Boy trips over Boko allowing Maguro and Kani to run off.

Johnny Old Boy: YOU SON OF A B****!

Johnny Old Boy grabs Boko and bends him over while aiming his ruler at him.

Johnny Old Boy: Prepare your anus...

The screen cuts to outside the forest as Boko is heard screaming from Johnny Old Boy shoving the ruler up his a**. Maguro and Kani eventually reach another part of the forest.

Kani: Ok! Got away from that freak!

Maguro: Same!

Meanwhile. (WARNING! TRIPPY!)

Ikura and Wasabi are seen roaming through another part of the forest. They come across a berry bush.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Berries!)

Ikura: Nice!

Ikura and Wasabi grab the berries and eat them. Suddenly, they collapse.

Ikura: Man! The heck was in those berries!

Wasabi: Mustard! (No clue!)

Suddenly, Ikura and Wasabi as well as everything around them starts to flash into rainbow colors.

Ikura: Um. Wasabi. I feel kind of weird.

Wasabi: Mustard? (Um. Ok?

Ikura: It’s like. There’s all these weird shapes.

Suddenly, Wasabi glitches as numerous shapes bulge around them.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Ok! Things are starting to get weird!)

Ikura: THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?

Wasabi melts and the puddle forms into several miniature Wasabis that begin dancing.

Ikura: What are you doing, Wasabi? Stop it! Wasabi, cut it out! What’s going on?!?

The camera zooms out to show a large demon playing a guitar. Ikura then notices several demons forming around them, dancing to the music. Ikura then turns zombie-like.

Ikura: Ok! Things have gotten really weird! Wait. What’s going on?!

Ikura gets dragged away and is sucked into a black hole and a large flaming version of Ikura appears.

Ikura: FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

A demon with bulging eyeballs is seen playing the drums as a large demonic monster truck drives by. Large demonic versions of Wasabi and Ikura are seen deep frying several bugs and Wasabi eats one of them and we then see undead versions of Ikura and Wasabi as their skin falls off their bones. We then see a ton of demons dancing to the music while on top of a large human leg. The monster truck then drives by and and eventually drives up a demon’s tongue before the demon eats them. Suddenly, the entire landscape slowly turns back to normal.

Wasabi: Mustard! (What kind of s*** was that?!?)

Ikura: I don’t know! There were like demons and heavy metal music going on!

Meanwhile.

Tako is seen searching through some bushes.

Tako: There’s got to be some place where we can find out where we are!

Suddenly, Tako notices Goofy and Donald at another area, singing.

Goofy: Hey, look! Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky!

Donald: Wawakwawakwawakwawakwawakwawakwawakwawakwawak!!!

Goofy: Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I! Want to eat and eat and eat and eat until I die!

Tako heads towards them.

Tako: Hey, Guys! Do you know what place this is?

Suddenly, Goofy howls like a wolf and huge gigantic wings burst out of Donald.

Donald: (demonic) YOU INTERRUPTED OUR SONG!!!

Goofy: TIME TO DIE!!!

Goofy howls like a wolf.

Tako: S***!

Tako runs off as Goofy chases after him. Donald caws like an eagle and flies into the sky.

Goofy: You can run, but you can’t hide!

Donald grabs Tako with his feet and lifts him into the sky.

Tako: NO! STOP! YOU’RE GOING TOO HIGH!

Donald: CAW!!!

Donald drops Tako and he lands in a bush.

Tako: OW!

Donald and Goofy leave as Goofy howls again.

Tako: At least that’s over.

Tako notices he is holding a ring.

Tako: The heck-

Suddenly, Tako gets pulled into the bush, attacked and thrown out.

Gollum: STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS!

Meanwhile.

Tako and the others eventually regroup.

Tako: Any luck yet? I got attacked by a crazed wolf and duck.

Ikura: Me and Wasabi had an acid trip.

Maguro: Me and Kani nearly got molested by some poorly drawn psycho.

Tako: I also see it’s starting to get late. We should probably lay down for the night.

Kani: Probably.

A few minutes later.

Tako and the others are lying on the ground around a fire.

Ikura: Hopefully, tomorrow, we’ll find out where we are.

Tako: Hopefully! Well, night!

All of them fall asleep. Suddenly, Maguro wakes up and spots someone nearby.

Maguro: Who is that?

Maguro heads to the person.

Maguro: Hello-

The person turns around, but they turn out to be black and with with empty black eyes with tears.

Maguro: THE F***?!?!

The person screeches causing other people with the same features to emerge.

Maguro: I’M OUT OF HERE!

Maguro runs off and hide behind a tree as the black and white zombies pass her.

Maguro: Ok. I don’t think they saw me-

Suddenly, Maguro gets teleported into a dark area.

Maguro: What is this place?

Suddenly, a giant figure resembling a sorcerer in red robes with red eyes is seen in front of her.

Dreamcaster: Beware...

Suddenly, Maguro wakes up, back at the fire, revealing it was all a dream.

Maguro: What was that?!?

The next day.

Tako and the others are seen heading through the forest.

Tako: Ok, everyone! Hopefully, we’ll finally find out where we are!

As everyone passes by one of the trees, a dark blue figure wearing a gas mask emerges from the tree. He sets his sights on Maguro.

Mystery Bastard: I’m watching you, sushi...

Mystery Bastard hides behind the tree and vanishes just as Maguro turns around and sees nothing.

Kani: What are you looking at?

Maguro: Thought I saw something. By the way, Kani?

Kani: Yes?

Maguro: I had this dream last night. There were like these people, but they were black and white with black eyes and they were chasing me. Then I saw this guy. Looked like some red sorcerer and that’s when the dream ended.

Kani: Really?

Maguro: Yes. You don’t think it’s like... a vision of the future?

Kani: Who knows?

Maguro: I hope it isn’t!

Maguro and Kani follow the others.

Tako: Hey, Guys! I just found something!

The others head out of the forest and are shocked to see what Tako is looking at.

Tako: I believe I found the place where we might get answers.

Tako and the others watch the city of Pensacola in the distance...

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Synopsis: After discovering the city of Pensacola, Tako and the others head into the city to continue finding out how they got to Earth.

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Wasabi: Mustard! (Is that some kind of city?)

Maguro: Looks like it.

Tako: I see a sign! It says “Welcome to Pensacola!”.

Kani: That’s the name?

Ikura: I guess so.

Tako: Well, perhaps we should head to Pensacola to see if we can find where we are.

Tako and the others head into the city.

Meanwhile.

At a court house, Bugs Bunny and Johnny Old Boy are seen in the jury.

Judge Goodman: The court is now in session! We have the people of Pensacola vs. Johnny Old Boy! Bugs Bunny? What are your claims?

Bugs Bunny: Even though I don’t like it when Boko steals from Sunny’s garden, I am absolutely disgusted when I heard my son got molested by some poorly drawn old man!

Johnny Old Boy: WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD MAN?!?

Johnny Old Boy lunges at Bugs Bunny, But Officer Simmons grabs him and throws him back into his seat.

Judge Goodman: Anyways, Johnny Old Boy? How do you plead yourself?

Johnny Old Boy: Not guilty! Because that spoiled brat of a bunny should have known better than to trip over me!

Boko enters the room.

Boko: Hey, Dad!

Johnny Old Boy: YOU CAUSED ME TO TRIP! I WILL SHOVE A RULER UP YOUR A**!

Johnny Old Boy runs at Boko, only for Bugs Bunny to grab him and bash his face into a seat.

Judge Goodman: Anyways! We have reached a conclusion! Johnny Old Boy has been declared guilty!

Johnny Old Boy: THE F***?!?

Judge Goodman: He will be sentenced to six months in prison for molestation charges! Court dismissed!

Johnny Old Boy: BULLS***! I WILL KILL YOU, BUGS!

Johnny Old Boy lunges at Bugs Bunny, only for Brooklyn Guy and Simmons to grab him and drag him away.

Johnny Old Boy: NO! LET ME GO!

Meanwhile.

Tako and the others enter the park in front of the Town Hall.

Tako: Maybe, we can wait here for a while until we decide to continue.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Ok!)

Suddenly, Maguro notices a guy in a brown mask emerging from a bush at the back.

Maguro: Who is that?

Breather: S***!

Breather runs off into the bushes as a bus drives by. Simmons exits.

Simmons: Hi! What are you doing here?

Tako: That’s what we’re trying to find out.

Simmons: Well, maybe you guys should head onto my bus.

Tako: Ok!

Maguro continues staring at the bush where Breather once was until Simmons looks as well.

Simmons: What are you looking at?

Maguro: N-Nothing.

Simmons: Ok. Well, get on my bus.

Maguro: Ok!

Maguro follows the others onto the bus.

Simmons: Where to?

Tako: Pretty much the most popular hangout in this city.

Simmons: I see what you mean there!

The sign on the front of the bus changes to Sportster’s and the bus drives off.

Simmons: I’m warning you five! This is a bumpy ride!

Simmons floors the gas pedal, causing the bus to move fast around traffic as Tako and the others struggle to keep balance.

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (THIS IS TOO FAST!)

Kani: WHAT KIND OF PERSON DRIVES A BUS LIKE THIS?!?

Tako slips and crashes into a wall as the bus turns around a curve causing the five to fall to the ground.

Simmons: HALT! OLD MAN UP AHEAD!

Simmons floors on the brakes right in front of Harold Winfred, causing Tako and the others to slam their faces into the windshield before sliding off. Harold slowly crosses the street as Simmons counts down.

Simmons: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3 1/2! 3! 2! 1 3/4! YES!

As soon as Harold reaches the other side, the bus moves again, causing Tako and the others to fly to the back of the bus and hit the back wall. Once Simmons reaches Sportster’s, he slams on the brakes, causing Tako and the others to fall to the ground.

Simmons: End of the road.

Tako and the others exit the bus before it drives off.

Maguro: I’m never riding that type of bus again!

Ikura: Agreed! That guy is crazy!

Tako: Well, at least we’re at the place we might answers at. I see a sign on this building. Sportster’s?

Ikura: Perhaps, we should go inside and see what’s in there.

The scene fades to Sunny, Meggy, Parappa and Tari at their table.

Sunny: So, how do you guys think Firestar and Ice Man are doing?

Parappa: I think they’re doing good ever since they quit evil!

Meggy: Same!

Tari: Hopefully, they’ll stay good!

Tako and the others enter the bar and Sunny and the others spot them.

Sunny: Who are they?

Parappa: I don’t think I’ve seen these guys before!

Meggy: Is that an octopus?

Tako: Hey, Everyone? Do any on you know where we are?

Parappa: Um. You’re at Sportsters.

Tako: Thanks.

Sunny: Anytime! Also, who are you?

Tako: That’s what me and my friends are trying to find out.

Tari: Do you know where you came from?

Maguro: No. All we remember is a blue light and then we’re in this. place.

Parappa: If you’re referring to a planet, then this is Earth.

Ikura: Interesting!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Cool!)

Meggy: Hi!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Hey!)

Meggy: Wait. Is that all you say?

Wasabi: Mustard. (Pretty much. You just have to read the subtitles.)

Meggy: Got it!

Maguro: Yeah. He’s only capable of saying Mustard. Nothing else.

Tari: Ok.

Suddenly, the lightbulb above them flickers.

Meggy: I’ll deal with that!

Meggy shoots the lightbulb with electric ink and it turns back on. Suddenly, Maguro clutches her forehead in pain.

Maguro: AGH!

Ikura: What happened?

Maguro: That Lightning! It’s the same color I remember!

Meggy: Blue?

Maguro: Yes!

Meggy experiences a flashback of her fighting Palpatine and the lighting heading into the sky. The flashback ends.

Meggy: I think I now know how you got here!

Tako: Really?

Meggy: Yes. All of you got struck by Palpatine’s lightning and I’m guessing that gave you life and then you crashed into the planet and that’s how you got here!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Makes sense!)

Tako: Well, thanks! Me and the others will be heading off to find what to do in this city!

Parappa: Ok! See you later!

Tako and the others leave the bar.

Later.

At night, Tako and the others are seen roaming the streets.

Tako: It’s getting late, guys!

Maguro: Agreed!

Tako notices Sunny’s house nearby.

Tako: Isn’t that the house of that flower girl we met a while ago?

Kani: Her flower is on the front so probably!

Tako: Maybe, we can ask her if we can stay there for the night.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Ok!)

Tako heads to the door and knocks on it. Sunny opens the door.

Sunny: Hey, guys!

Tako: Hi, Sunny!

Sunny: Also, what were your names? I didn’t get to hear them.

Tako: Well, just look at our foots.

Tako and the others raise their foots to show their names.

Sunny: Got it! So, what brings you five here?

Tako: Well, since we just got to this city, I was wondering if we could stay here until we got our own place!

Sunny: Sure! You can come in!

Ikura: Thanks!

Tako and the others enter Sunny’s house and the episode irises out over the house as it ends.

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Synopsis: After finding a new house, the Sushi Pack end up catching a gang of criminals robbing the Durr Burger! Can they stop them?

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At Sunny’s house, Tako is seen watching TV.

Tako: Um, Sunny?

Sunny: Yes?

Tako: What is this thing (TV), called?

Sunny: It’s called a TV.

Tako: Cool.

Maguro is in the kitchen, squirting mayonnaise into her mouth.

Sunny: Um, Maguro?

Maguro: Yes?

Sunny: You do realize you’re drinking mayonnaise, right?

Maguro: ... Is there more?

Sunny: (grossed expression)

AsphaltianOof is seen eating a bowl of crab legs.

AsphaltianOof: Man! This crab legs are delicious!

Kani: Um. You do realize I’m a crab?

AsphaltianOof: OH S***!

AsphaltianOof runs upstairs. Ikura is seen looking at pictures of Sunny’s family.

Ikura: Sunny?

Sunny: Yes?

Ikura: Who are these people?

Sunny: (saddened) People I wished were here now.

Ikura: Oh.

Outside, Boko is seen sneaking into Sunny’s garden.

Boko: Ok! Time to steal some crops-

Boko heads towards a carrot, but it gets pulled into the ground.

Boko: What?!?

Boko lunges at a pumpkin, but it sinks into the ground.

Boko: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?

Unknown to Boko, Wasabi is underground, eating the crops.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Tasty!)

Back inside.

Tako: So, Sunny. Since a day has passed, we should probably find our own place. Right?

Sunny: Right! Also, I think I know where you can live!

Tako: Really?

Sunny: Yes! There’s that house over there on the street!

Tako: Thanks!

Tako and the others leave Sunny’s house.

Ikura: Cool! This is where we’re living!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Nice!)

Tako and the others enter. Johnny Old Boy appears.

Johnny Old Boy: Finally! I was able to escape the prison! Now to get to my house!

Johnny Old Boy tries to open the door, but it is locked.

Johnny Old Boy: What?!? Why the f*** won’t my door open?!?!

Brooklyn Guy tackles Johnny Old Boy.

Brooklyn Guy: BACK TO JAIL FOR YOU!

Johnny Old Boy: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!

Johnny Old Boy gets dragged away.

The next day.

Tako, Maguro, Kani, Ikura and Wasabi roaming around the city of Pensacola.

Tako: This is a nice city so far!

Parappa drives by.

Parappa: I see you’re enjoying the city! I know how that felt!

Parappa drives off.

Maguro: Thanks!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Thanks!)

Maguro: So far, the people around here are nice!

Ikura: Yeah-

Suddenly bell ringing is heard.

Maguro: The hell?

A robber then comes out of the Durr Burger restaurant.

Robber: Haha! Yes! This money is all mine!

Suddenly Beef Boss runs out of the restaurant.

Beef Boss: HEY! Give those dollars back! They belong to the durr burger!

Robber: Not gonna happen burger head!

Tako: HEY!

The robber turns around and sees the sushi pack staring angrily at them.

Tako: You heard him! Give the money back!

Robber: Oh what? What are you gonna do? You gonna strangle me with those tentacles! Oh i'm so scared!

Maguro: Don't mock our friend like that!

Kani: Give the money back!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (Yeah!)

Robber: No can do! You living pieces of fish can go frolic in the ocean or something!

Suddenly a car comes up.

Robber: Theres my ride!

The robber jumps into the car and it drives away.

Ikura: Living pieces of fish!?

Kani: We're not fish! We're Sushi!

Maguro: That's basically the same thing Kani!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (True!)

Tako: Everyone, after that car. We are stopping this robbery!

Maguro: Well it would be nice to stretch our legs!

Kani: Agreed!

Wasabi: Mustard!

Tako: Alright! Lets go!

The five chase after the car.

Meanwhile.

Sunny is watching TV while eating dirt, but the news channel comes up.

Goodman: Breaking news! M’kay? A gang of robbers have stolen from the Durr Burger! Also, there are some living pieces of sushi chasing after the car! Who are they? Where did they come from?

Sunny shuts off the TV.

Sunny: It’s that time of day again.

Sunny pulls out the Iron Flower panel. After scanning it, the armor activates. The armor’s gliders pop out, the house’s roof opens and Sunny flies off.

Meanwhile.

Tako and the others continue chasing after the truck.

Maguro: We aren’t even catching up with it!

Tako: What kind of legs does that thing have?!?

The driver notices Tako and the others in the side mirror.

Driver: We got some fish on our tails!

Robber: STEP ON IT!

Suddenly, thorns puncture the tires, causing the truck to slow down.

Robber 2: THE F***?!?

Sunny is shown to have shot the thorns.

Sunny: Got them!

Robber 3: YOU SON OF A B****!!

Robber 3 shoots at Sunny, but she deflects it and fires a blast at Robber 3. The explosion sends him flying out of the truck. He accidentally crashes into a water tower containing lava causing it to fall over and splash on Quickster.

Quickster: AH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Quickster begins rapidly running in a circle, shredding apart Robber 3 in the process.

Quickster: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Eventually, Tako and the others climb onto the top of the truck.

Robber 2: AHH!!! THEY’RE RIGHT ON TOP US!

Driver: OH S***-

Driver accidentally crashes the truck into a nuclear factory, killing him in the process.

Robber: I’M OUT OF HERE!

Robber 2: SAME!

The two robbers run into the factory, but Sunny grabs Robber 2.

Sunny: You five get the other one!

Tako: Got it!

Sunny flies off with Robber 2 as Tako and the others chase after Robber. They eventually corner him on top of a large vat of nuclear waste.

Robber: You will never take me alive! Robber shoots Maguro in the leg.

Maguro: S***!

Tako: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!

Tako grabs Robber and throws him off the platform where he plunges into a vat of chemicals, killing him. Tako and the others head to the floor, but suddenly, the vat begins to tip over.

Ikura: OH S***!

The vat spills the waste and Tako and the others get exposed to it. Eventually, the entire factory explodes.

The next day.

At the rubble of the factory, Tako and the others manage to get out of the rubble.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Man! That was crazy!)

Tako: Yeah. We just got covered in nuclear waste!

Kani: Well, it’s not like something will happen, right?

Maguro: Hopefully not.

Ikura: Well, at least we stopped the robbers!

Tako and the others head home.

A few hours later.

At their house, Tako is in the living room, watching TV.

Tako: Hopefully, RH’s The Election comes on next!

Suddenly, Ikura’s voice is heard.

Ikura: Tako! You need to see this!

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Synopsis: After the accident at the nuclear plant, Tako, Maguro, Kani, Ikura and Wasabi find out they they have gotten powers from the waste!

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April 2nd, 2019

Tako and the others chase after Robber. They eventually corner him on top of a large vat of nuclear waste.

Robber: You will never take me alive! Robber shoots Maguro in the leg.

Maguro: S***!

Tako: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!

Tako grabs Robber and throws him off the platform where he plunges into a vat of chemicals, killing him. Tako and the others head to the floor, but suddenly, the vat begins to tip over.

Ikura: OH S***!

The vat spills the waste and Tako and the others get exposed to it. Eventually, the entire factory explodes and the screen cuts to black.

The next day.

At their house, Tako is in the living room, watching TV.

Tako: Hopefully, RH’s The Election comes on next!

Suddenly, Ikura’s voice is heard.

Ikura: Tako! You need to see this!

Tako heads outside and notices the others.

Ikura: For some reason, these orange balls keep forming out of me.

Tako: The heck?

Suddenly, the top of Wasabi’s head catches fire.

Wasabi: Mustard! (And Fire is bursting out of my body!)

Tako’s tentacles suddenly stretch out and smack a bird out of a tree.

Tako: My arms normally don’t reach that far!

Maguro notices she is glowing purple.

Maguro: Um, ok? I don’t know why this one does.

Maguro notices a pedestrian.

Maguro: Hi-

Suddenly, the pedestrian glows purple and is lifted into the air.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE F***?!?

The pedestrian gets thrown away.

Maguro: Was that me?

Kani: I don’t see anything on me yet-

Suddenly, one of Kani’s hands turn into a giant crab leg.

Kani: THE HECK?!?

Kani accidentally drops the claw on the ground, forming a large earthquake.

Tako: I think we might have gotten powers from the waste!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Sounds like it!)

Suddenly, Johnny Old Boy, Garfoogle, Principal Garfelf, The Retarded Broom Thing, Odie and The Fatass appear.

Johnny Old Boy: There they are! Those are the five fools who stole our base of operations! Destroy them!

Garfoogle: I will catch you with this jump rope!

Maguro: I think this might be the perfect time to test these powers out!

Garfoogle throws his jump rope at Kani, but she uses her crab arm to cut it. Garfoogle runs off.

Garfoogle: Wow, bang up job there, dips***!

Johnny Old Boy: You get your a** back here, you pussy!

TRBT: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP-

Maguro telekinetically picks up TRBT.

TRBT: HEY! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!

Maguro uses TRBT to smack Odie repeatably.

Odie: BORF! BORF! BORF-

Odie explodes.

Principal Garfelf: No blowing up our robotic dog in the house!

Principal Garfelf lunges at Ikura, but he shoots multiple salmon eggs at him, knocking him out.

Principal Garfelf: Dip****.

The Fatass: Give me some lasagna or we goin to fight n****.

Tako grabs The Fatass and throws him at a truck, running him over.

Johnny Old Boy: Fine! I’ll deal with them myself!

Johnny Old Boy lunges at the five with his ruler, only for Wasabi to shoot a fireball at him and set him on fire.

Johnny Old Boy: AGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Johnny Old Boy runs at a super fast speed throughout the city.

Meanwhile.

Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi are seen with a cake.

Red Yoshi: Ok! This is our third cake for the week!

Blue Yoshi: Yeah! Can’t wait to eat it!

Unknown to the two, Patricia emerges from a bush and aims a gun at them.

Patricia: Time for you to join me, my brothers.

Before Patricia can shoot, Johnny Old Boy runs over the cake. Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi transform into demons.

Blue Demon: YOU SON OF A B****!

Red and Blue Demon fly after Johnny Old Boy. Patricia then breaks the gun in half over her knee.

Patricia: GOD F****** DAMMIT!

Meanwhile.

Tako: Nice! I think we should help the city with these!

Kani: We should!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Yes!)

Ikura: Agreed!

Tako: Ok! Where should we start?

Tako looks around and notices Murder Man entering his base with a box full of weapons.

Maguro: That Guy looks suspicious.

Murder Man pokes his head out the door.

Murder Man: Robot!

Murder Man shuts the door.

Maguro: Maybe we should see what they’re up to.

Kani: Agreed!

The five head to Murder Man’s base and look through the window.

Murder Man: Ok, everyone! Today, we will be performing a museum heist!

Tako: “gasp” A heist?!?

Mega Maid: Cool!

Spider Man: We’ll be rich for sure!

Murder Man: Here’s the plan! Me and Mega Maid will sneak in through the vents. Spider Man will take out the guards. Ink Brute will break open the wall and he and Murder Man X will disassemble the dinosaur skeleton and stuff the bones into bags.

Ink Brute: I can do that!

Murder Man X: Same!

Murder Man: Ok! Let’s head out!

Tako: Quick!

Tako and the others hide behind a tree as Murder Man and the others enter cars and drive off.

Kani: Ok! We should follow them to the museum!

Maguro: Right! We should stop them there!

The five head off.

Meanwhile.

At Sportsters, Sunny is at a table with Angela and Ice Man.

Sunny: So I just met these five people. Well, not really people, more like walking and talking pieces of sushi.

Ice Man: Cool!

Angela: I bet they’re enjoying it in the city!

Sunny: They sure are!

Suddenly, Sunny’s phone rings.

Sunny: Hang on.

Sunny answers her phone.

Sunny: Hello?

Crash: (voice) Hey, Sunny!

Sunny: Hi, Crash!

Crash: (voice) Right now, Murder Man and his merciless Friends are at it again! They’re plotting to steal from the museum!

Sunny: Ok! Thanks for letting me know!

Sunny hangs up. She pulls out the Iron Flower panel, steps on it and the armor activates.

Sunny: I have to go. Got to stop Murder Man and his friends.

Ice Man: We’ll go with!

The three leave the bar. Sunny and Ice Man fly off and Angela turns into Firestar before following them.

Meanwhile.

At a large museum, the guards are seen outside the door as Spider Man appears.

Guard 1: What are you doing here?

Guard 2: We don’t accept tours at this moment!

Spider Man: Is that so?

Spider Man shoots web at the guards and traps them on a streetlight.

Spider Man: Ok! They’re out of the way!

Murder Man and Mega Maid enter through the vents.

Murder Man: Ok! We’re in!

Mega Maid: Nice! Let’s steal the items!

Murder Man and Mega Maid begin putting different artifacts into bags.

Meanwhile.

Tako and the others arrive to the museum and notice the guards.

Tako: We should get them down!

Kani: Got it!

Kani cuts the web, but accidentally causes the guards to fall to the ground and get knocked out.

Kani: Sorry!

Maguro: They’ll wake up soon! We need to deal with Murder Man.

Tako and the others enter the museum and hide inside of a dinosaur skeleton.

Kani: There they are!

Sunny, Ice Man and Firestar enter.

Wasabi: Mustard! (There’s Sunny!)

Maguro: Yeah, but who are those two?

Kani: Yeah!

Suddenly, the wall breaks.

Tako: THE F***?!?

Ink Brute and Murder Man X enter.

Murder Man X: There’s the skeleton!

Ink Brute: I’ll deal with it!

Ink Brute punches the skeleton, causing it to fall apart. Tako and the others fall out.

Murder Man X: WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?!?

Ink Brute: MURDER MAN! WE HAVE INTRUDERS!

Murder Man: WHAT?!? KILL THEM!

Ink Brute smashes at the five, but they run off. Ink Brute chases after them.

Murder Man. Wait. I don’t know them!

Mega Maid: WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?!?!?

Spider Man enters.

Spider Man: I’ll deal with them!

Spider Man shoots web at Kani, but she slices them to pieces.

Spider Man: WHAT?!?!?

Sunny shoots thorns at Spider Man, pinning him to the wall.

Spider Man: DARN IT!

Sunny: Hey, Kani!

Kani: Hi!

Sunny: Um, Kani?

Kani: Yes?

Sunny: How is one of your hands massive?

Kani: I think we got powers from the nuclear waste back at the factory!

Sunny: Cool!

Maguro telekinetically brainwashes Ink Brute and forces him to hit Murder Man X.

Murder Man X: OW! STOP!

Ink Brute kicks Murder Man X into a painting and it falls on top of him, knocking him out.

Murder Man: INK BRUTE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

Ink Brute throws a desk at Murder Man, but he destroys it with his arm cannon. Murder Man then throws a large statue at Ink Brute, knocking him out.

Murder Man: KILL THEM! KILL THEM!

Mega Maid runs up a staircase and encounters Ikura on top of the balcony.

Ikura: Hello, there.

Mega Maid: YOU WON’T RUIN OUR HEIST!

Ikura: Oh, really?

Ikura throws salmon eggs at Mega Maid, knocking her into a wall.

Mega Maid: OW!

Mega Maid shoots at Ikura, but he dodges the blast.

Mega Maid: HOLD STILL!

Ice Man appears and freezes Mega Maid’s arms and legs, trapping her.

Mega Maid: NO! ICE MAN, YOU TRAITOR!

Murder Man: ICE MAN?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Ice Man: Oh, hi old friend!

Ikura: Wait. You know him?

Ice Man: Yeah. Me and Firestar used to work for him. But when he fired us, we tried to form our own team, but we eventually turned good.

Ikura: Ok.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Fire!)

Wasabi shoots fireballs at Murder Man as he tries to dodge them.

Murder Man: Hey! Watch it!

Firestar: Nice! He also has fire powers!

Murder Man: Ok! I give up! Just take the artifacts!

Later.

Murder Man and the others are led into a police car by Brooklyn Guy.

Murder Man: Nice try, cops but me and my friends will be back on the streets in 24 hours!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, we’ll try to make it 12.

The police drive off.

Tako: Nice! We stopped a heist!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Cool!)

Later.

Goodman: Breaking news! M’kay? The five living sushi’s I mentioned earlier were reported to have been seen stopping Murder Man and his Merciless Friends from robbing the local museum! Here’s an interview with one of the witnesses, Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: So I was just on my way to the local KFC until I spotted those five stopping Murder Man from stealing the artifacts!

Goodman: Who do you think those guys are?

Black Yoshi: I don’t know. People have just saw these guys, but I heard that many are rubbing them the “Sushi Pack”.

Tako and the others are shown watching the news.

Tako: Wow! People are starting to notice about the heist we stopped!

Maguro: I know! They even gave us a name!

Kani: Nice!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (SUSHI PACK!)

Ikura: You know, ever since we stopped the heist, I feel like we should prevent more of these crimes from happening.

Tako: Right! And due to what those people called us, I think that will be our name!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (YES!)

The next day.

Tako and Wasabi walking around Pensacola.

Tako: You know, this city is kinda neat dont you think?

Wasabi: Mustard!

Tako: Yeah I agree!

Tako and Wasabi then see a jewelry shop.

Tako: What do you think that is?

Wasabi: Uh. Mustard?

Tako: Guess were gonna have to see for ourselves!

Tako and Wasabi then walk in.

Employee: Hi! Welcome to Jilda's Jewelry! How can I help you?

Tako: Oh! We're not buying anything! You see were new to this place and we'd like to see what its like here!

Wasabi: Mustard!

Employee: I perfer ketchup! Anyways, enjoy looking around!

Tako: Thanks! By the way, Mustard is the only thing he says.

Employee: Cool!

It then switches to a dark room. A man wearing a white tuxedo and a white mask with a red diamond on it is seen. He then picks up a phone. A familiar voice is heard.

Badman (Voice): Alright Wild Card! Since Heart Head is busy destroying love I hired you to start this jewelry heist! So your going to do as I say!

Wild Card: Yes sir!

Badman (Voice): Excelent! Now, get started on getting to Jilda's Jewels because I heard about this huge diamond there and its worth a ton. So go and get it!

Wild Card: I will!

Badman (Voice): Good! Also since it is a jewel shop, there will be tough security! Think you can handel it?

Wild Card: Dont worry sir. I have handled tougher heists before!

Badman (Voice): Noice! Now get to it!

Wild Card: I will sir! Goodbye sir!

Wild Card then grabs a suitcase and exits.

Meanwhile.

In outer space, a HUMONGOUS spaceship suddenly appears via light speed. The camera transitions to the inside of a large office where a tall figure wearing black and grey armor and wearing a black, grey and green helmet is seen observing Earth from the window.

???: I have tried many times to take this planet over. But all of my attempts have failed. First, some car blew up my ship.

A flashback of The Robbery is shown showing Murder Man’s car crashing into the ship and blowing it up.

???: Then some squid girl blew up my ship afterwards!

A flashback of The Accident is shown where Meggy crashes through the ship and blows it up.

???: THEN I GOT SUCKED INTO SPACE BY SOME GIRL WITH FIRE POWERS!

A flashback of New Year is shown where Firestar crashes through the window, causing ??? to get sucked into space and suffocated.

???: Well, today I will FINALLY begin my takeover! No one will stop me!

Suddenly, an alien enters the room.

Alien: Greetings, Lord Vyce.

Lord Vyce: What brings you here?

Alien: You may need to see this.

The alien pulls out a holocron. When Lord Vyce looks into it, it shows the Sushi Pack stopping the museum heist.

Lord Vyce: Who are these guys?

Alien: We don’t know. Apparently, they call themselves the Sushi Pack. They’re so far considered the newest heroes in Pensacola.

Lord Vyce: So, those five are trying to become heroes? Then, it’s about time that I decide to show them the TRUE way of being a hero!

Lord Vyce laughs evilly as the screen cuts to black.

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Synopsis: The evil galactic overlord, Lord Vyce has started to launch an attack on Pensacola and trying to turn Earth into his new home planet! Can the Sushi Pack stop him?

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Wild Card stabs the final tentacle. Tako falls to the ground. He then lands on the Taxi.

Tako: Oh, hi there!

Iron Man: Dafuq?

Wasabi proceeds to shoot fireballs at Wild Card.

Wild Card: S**T!

Wild Card then drops the diamond. It falls to the ground shattering into pieces.

Wild Card: NO!

Tako: Nice shot Wasabi!

Wasabi: Heh! Mustard! (Thanks!)

Wild Card: This is not the end! I will come back for you all!

Wild Card then puts the jet pack into maximum overdrive.

Wild Card: MARK MY WORDS!

Wild Card flies away.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Come back, you coward!)

Tako: Let him go! We'll get him another time!

Suddenly, Ikura, Maguro and Kani run up.

Maguro: What happened?

Tako: My tentacles were stabbed but it should be fixed with proper healing!

Tako then faces Iron Man.

Tako: You sir! Can you drive me to the hospital please?

Iron Man: Sure!

Tako gets in the car. Iron Man drives away only to drive over a puddle and drench Ikura.

Ikura: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?

The taxi drives into the camera destroying it, transitioning to the next scene, showing Lord Vyce's ship hovering over Earth.

Alien: Attention, boss! We have our sights set for Earth! We are ready to invade!

Lord Vyce: Good! Activate the "Black Mumba"!

Another alien pushes a button, causing the "Black Mumba" which is a huge laser cannon to emerge from the ship.

Alien 3: Where should we aim?

Lord Vyce aims the cannon at a hospital.

Lord Vyce: Our target is locked. You may fire when ready.

One of the aliens pushes a button, causing the laser cannon to fire.

Meanwhile.

At the hospital, Tako and the other four are seen exiting.

Tako: Finally got my tentacles fixed!

Kani: Nice!

Ikura: I also heard they're showing The Vandal Buster in theaters!

Maguro: I heard that! I'm excited for the sequel!

Wasabi: Mustard- (Agreed-)

Suddenly, a laser strikes and destroys the hospital.

Kani: WHAT THE F***?!?

Maguro: WAS THAT A F****** LASER BEAM?!?!?

Lord Vyce laughs evilly as he fires lasers at Pensacola, destroying several buildings.

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (A GIANT SPACESHIP IS ATTACKING THE CITY)

Tako: Then, we will have to stop it!

Tako and the others run off as the ship continues destroying more buildings.

Lord Vyce: YES! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW LEADER!

Goodman: Breaking news! A large alien spaceship has started to attack the city of Pensacola! You know what? I'm getting sick and tired of all of these events going on! First, a robot invasion, a refusionacolypse, ANOTHER robot invasion, a corrupt prime minister, the attack of the Fire Star and now THIS?!? That's it!

Goodman dresses up in a beach outfit and grabs a suitcase.

Goodman: I'm heading to the Bahamas!

Goodman runs off. Sunny and the others are watching this from the TV in Sportster's.

Meggy: AN ALIEN INVASION?!?

Tari: WHAT?!?!

Angela: I never thought we would have to fight aliens!

Ice Man: Me neither!

Sunny: Well, we can stop that guy before he destroys our city!

Sunny transforms into Iron Flower while Angela transforms into Firestar. They then exit Sportster's and fly off.

Meanwhile.

The Sushi Pack are seen running through the city.

Kani: THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY WE CAN GET TO THAT SHIP!

Maguro: RIGHT! OTHERWISE IT WILL KEEP DESTROYING BUILDINGS!

Tako: I SEE A SHIP!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (Perfect!)

The Sushi Pack run into the ship and fly off. Johnny Old Boy appears.

Johnny Old Boy: OH, F****** NO! THAT WAS MY SUPER DUPER SEXY SHIP YOU STOLE!

Meanwhile.

Lord Vyce is seen laughing maniacally in his office.

Alien: Boss! The attack has been a success!

Lord Vyce: Good! Now send out the troops!

Alien: Yes, boss!

Multiple aliens are seen rushing into ships and ejecting from Lord Vyce's shio and landing on Earth. The aliens jump out and begin firing lasers at everyone.

Alien 6: Your planet belongs to us now!

Alien 7: Bow down to our leader!

Johnny Old Boy: Don't you do it, Garfoogle! Don't bow down to the mutant boogers!

Garfoogle bows.

Garfoogle: Greetings, my hunkieness.

Johnny Old Boy: GGAAARRRFFFOOOOGGGLLEEE!!!

Meanwhile.

The Sushi Pack land the ship in the docking station and exit.

Tako: Ok! We're in!

The Sushi Pack sneak into a corridor while avoiding aliens along the way. They eventually come across an intersection.

Maguro: I'll go by myself. The rest of you will head left.

Tako: Ok!

Everyone splits up. Tako, Ikura, Kani and Wasabi head past a door.

Kani: I'll go in here to see if there is anything!

Tako: Good luck!

Kani enters the room. She spots a lever.

Kani: I wonder if that lever leads to the office.

Kani pulls the lever, but suddenly, she falls down a trapdoor underneath her and it shuts.

Meanwhile.

Maguro heads through a hallway until she spots some aliens.

Alien 9: So, right now, the invasion is being successful!

Alien 10: Nice! The boss will be pleased!

Maguro telekinetically takes control of one of the aliens and has him hit the other before releasing him.

Alien 9: Oh, you are going to pay for that!

Alien 9 pulls out a ray gun and chases after Alien 10. Maguro enters the room once they are out of sight.

Maguro: Ok! Hopefully, I can find where we can find Lord Vyce.

???: Are you looking for Lord Vyce?

Maguro: Yes! Have you seen him?

Lord Vyce: He happens to be behind you.

Maguro turns around.

Maguro: WHAT-

Lord Vyce knocks Maguro out with his scepter before his alien guards drag her away.

Meanwhile.

Tako, Ikura and Wasabi are seen entering a large elevator.

Tako: Maybe his office might be here!

Ikura: Right!

Tako and the others enter the elevator and head to the highest floor. However, when the door opens, a bunch of aliens rush in and grab them.

Tako: WHAT?!?

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (HELP!)

Meanwhile.

In Lord Vyce's office, Maguro is loaded onto a large table and her arms and legs are put in restraints. Maguro wakes up.

Maguro: Wait. What's going on?!?

Lord Vyce: Greetings, ... whatever you are.

Maguro: Let me go!

Lord Vyce: I will, but after I perform a test on you.

Maguro: What test?

Lord Vyce pulls out a vial and pours its fluid into a large machine above Maguro. An alien pushes a button, causing a sharp needle to emerge from it.

Maguro: WHAT IS THIS?!?

Lord Vyce: That is a special potion of mine called the "Mindbender". Anyone injected with it will be "reprogrammed" to obey me.

Maguro: NO! YOU WON'T GET ME ON YOUR SIDE!

Maguro struggles to break free with telekinesis, but it doesn't have an effect.

Maguro: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!

Lord Vyce: I figured you'd try to escape that way so I equipped the restraints to be immune to telekinetic attacks.

Maguro: WHAT?!?!

Lord Vyce: Anyways, proceed with the operation.

An alien pushes a button, causing the needle to inch down towards Maguro.

Maguro: NO! NOOO!!!!

Maguro gets injected with the needle. Her eyes then turn red and she is released from the restraints.

Maguro: What is my bidding, master?

Meanwhile.

Tako, Ikura and Wasabi are thrown into a prison cell.

Alien 11: Enjoy your stay!

The aliens leave.

Tako: NO! LET US OUT!

Wasabi: MUSTARD! (YOU HEARD HIM!)

Ikura: OPEN THIS CELL!

Meanwhile.

Lord Vyce is seen in his office, until some aliens enter with Kani who is bound with tape.

Alien 12: Your majesty, we found this crab girl roaming in the laundry room. What should we do with her?

Lord Vyce: Send her to "The Games".

Lord Vyce pushes a button causing the entire office to descend into a massive arena with a bunch of aliens in the audience.

Lord Vyce: Attention, my minions! We are having this contestant (Kani), participate in another round of "The Games"! She will be put against an opponent and the two will fight to the death! Her opponent will be here shortly! Now, let the games begin!

Kani is released and kicked into the arena. She gets up and notices a door opening. Maguro exits the door.

Kani: MAGURO?!? No. What has he done to you?!?

Lord Vyce: Now. FIGHT!

Lord Vyce laughs evily as Maguro sets her sights on Kani...

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Synopsis: In the final episode of The Sushi Pack Arc, Tako, Ikura and Wasabi try to find a way to escape from their prison cell. Meanwhile, Kani is forced to fight Maguro who is under Lord Vyce’s control!

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Lord Vyce is seen in his office, until some aliens enter with Kani who is bound with tape.

Alien 12: Your majesty, we found this crab girl roaming in the laundry room. What should we do with her?

Lord Vyce: Send her to "The Games".

Lord Vyce pushes a button causing the entire office to descend into a massive arena with a bunch of aliens in the audience.

Lord Vyce: Attention, my minions! We are having this contestant (Kani), participate in another round of "The Games"! She will be put against an opponent and the two will fight to the death! Her opponent will be here shortly! Now, let the games begin!

Kani is released and kicked into the arena. She gets up and notices a door opening. Maguro exits the door.

Kani: MAGURO?!? No. What has he done to you?!?

Lord Vyce: Now. FIGHT!

Lord Vyce laughs evily as Maguro sets her sights on Kani...

Meanwhile.

Tako is seen struggling to pull off the bars.

Tako: Come on! Open, you son of a b****!

Tako loses grip and he flies into a wall.

Ikura: It’s no use! He made the bars out of obsidian!

Wasabi: Mustard! (True!)

Tako: Well, we need to stop Lord Vyce before he takes over the city!

Ikura finds a nearby sledgehammer.

Ikura: Yes! I think we found our way out!

Ikura grabs the sledgehammer and hits the bars, breaking them.

Tako: YES! WE’RE FREE-

Suddenly, bars made out of bedrock shift into place, locking them in again.

Tako: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

Meanwhile.

At the arena, the alien audience cheers as Maguro brings to activate her powers.

Kani: Maguro! They’re the enemy! Not me!

Maguro shoots at Kani, but she dodges it.

Kani: Maguro! Lord Vyce is making you do this!

Maguro: HOLD STILL!

Maguro telekinetically rips off a pillar and throws it at Kani, but she smashes it.

Kani: Maguro! Please stop this!

Maguro: NO!

Maguro grabs several aliens and throws them at Kani as she slices apart several of them.

Maguro: JUST DIE ALREADY!

Kani: Sorry, Maguro. But you leave me no choice!

Kani lunges at Maguro and smacks her with her arm.

Maguro: YOU’VE DONE IT NOW!

Maguro and Kani begin fighting as the audience cheers.

Lord Vyce: Yes! The match has started for real!

Meanwhile.

Back at the cell, Wasabi tries to break open the window. He succeeds, only for the outside of the ship to try to suck them out.

Ikura: OH S***!

Tako grabs a nearby bed and seals the window with it.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Sorry about that!)

Ikura: Well, that didn’t work.

Meanwhile.

At the docking station, some aliens are seen watching another ship land in the docking station. The ship then opens and one of the aliens head to it. Suddenly, the alien gets frozen.

Alien 15: INTRUDERS!

The aliens shoot at the ship as Sunny, Meggy, Tari, Firestar and Ice Man exit. Eventually, the five kill all the aliens.

Meggy: Ok! Lord Vyce should be in here, right?

Sunny: Yes!

Tari: Ok! Let me check!

Tari scans her database and activates a hologram of the map for the ship.

Tari: Apparently, Lord Vyce is inside his office. We should just follow those halls.

Firestar: Nice!

The five head off.

Meanwhile.

Kani continues fighting Maguro. Eventually, Maguro throws another pillar at Kani and she dodges it, destroying the wall behind them.

Lord Vyce: Sweet! They’re going to fight throughout the ship! I’m heading to the security room!

Lord Vyce activates a device causing him to teleport into the security room where he watches Kani and Maguro make their way into a boiler room.

Kani: Listen, Maguro! This isn’t you!

Maguro: I SAID DIE!

Maguro grabs a nearby mop and hits Kani with it’s end.

Kani: OW!

Maguro telekinetically grabs Kani and bashes her into a wall repeatably before throwing her through a door before following.

Meanwhile.

Sunny and the others head through a hallway. They end up entering another room and come across the prison cell.

Tako: Guys! Over here!

Ikura: Let us out!

Ice Man freezes the bars before Sunny blasts the bars, destroying them.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Yes!)

Tako: Thanks!

Ikura: Now we need to find Kani and Maguro!

The eight leave.

Meanwhile.

Kani and Maguro eventually end up entering a massive control room.

Maguro: ENOUGH! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Maguro kicks Kani onto one of the panels and tries to crush her with a piece of machinery. Kani quickly moves out of the way and it lands on the panel, destroying it. The entire ship begins to flip over, causing Kani and Maguro to fall onto the ceiling. The two continue fighting until the ship turns back over and the two fall back to the ground.

Kani: I’m telling you, Maguro! You need to snap out of it!

Maguro: NEVER!

Kani: Sorry about this!

Maguro lunges at Kani, but she grabs a nearby rod and stabs Maguro in the knee.

Maguro: AGH! SON OF A B****!

Maguro falls to the ground, but telekinetically grabs a nearby computer and throws it at Kani. She quickly knocks it away and it smashes into a light, causing it to fall and land on the control panel, causing it to overheat. Maguro then gets up.

Maguro: TIME TO DIE!

Maguro lunges at Kani, but she dodges and Maguro accidentally touches the burning panel, burning her.

Maguro: AGH! IT BURNS!

Suddenly, Maguro’s eyes start to flicker, but turn back to red.

Kani: Now I know how to free you!

Maguro: COME HERE!

Maguro grabs Kani, but Kani grabs Maguro and forces her towards the console, burning her.

Maguro: NNOOOOOO!!!!

Maguro falls to the ground and her eyes turn back to normal.

Maguro: I-I just tried to kill you.

Kani: It’s fine, Maguro. It was against your will.

Maguro: But still! Lord Vyce just injected me with something and forced me to attack you!

Kani: Well, at least you’re no longer controlled.

Maguro: Thanks.

Kani and Maguro leave.

Meanwhile.

Lord Vyce is seen in his office.

Lord Vyce: I can’t believe this! Maguro escaped from my control!

Lord Vyce throws his desk at an alien.

Lord Vyce: I need to stop them before they ruin my plan!

Meanwhile.

Tako and the others head into a hallway just as Maguro and Kani exit.

Tako: Found you!

Ikura: Hi!

Kani: Hey!

Sunny: So where were you?

Kani: Well, Maguro kind of got controlled by Lord Vyce, but I freed her.

Ikura: Ok!

Tako: Well, now let’s go stop Lord Vyce!

Everyone enters Lord Vyce’s office.

Lord Vyce: YOU! ALL OF YOU!

Lord Vyce shakes with fury, but becomes ominously calm.

Lord Vyce: Oh, what I’m gonna do to you. (Painting) I’m so angry! First, I’m going to break every bone in your body. Yeah. Then, I’m gonna tear your faces off.

Sunny: What is this? A Ren and Stimpy knockoff?

Lord Vyce: BE QUIET! Next, I’m gonna tear your arms out of your sockets!

Tako: Ok. I think that’s enough.

Lord Vyce: Anyways. You want to stop my plan to take over the Earth? Study closely...

Lord Vyce pulls out a ray gun and fires at them, but they avoid the blast.

Ice Man: He’s got a ray gun! We need to destroy it!

Firestar shoots fire at Lord Vyce, but he deflects it.

Firestar: S***!

Maguro: This is for brainwashing me!

Maguro grabs a nearby table and throws it at Lord Vyce. He gets hit and drops the ray gun.

Lord Vyce: OW!

Kani: Quick! The ray gun!

Wasabi shoots fire at the ray gun, destroying it.

Lord Vyce: NO!

Tako: Nice shot, Wasabi!

Wasabi: Heh. Mustard. (Thanks!)

Lord Vyce: You fools will never thwart my schemes!

Lord Vyce destroys part of the wall and runs off.

Tako: Don’t let him get away!

The others chase Lord Vyce throughout the ship. Lord Vyce runs into a room, shuts the door behind himself and begins barricading it. However, he turns around to see Tako and the others are helping him build the barricade. Lord Vyce screams and bursts through the door.

Ikura: AFTER HIM!

Lord Vyce runs up a staircase. The others enter the elevator and reach the top floor before Lord Vyce. Eventually, they corner him inside of a control room.

Lord Vyce: No! Cornered!

Tako: We got you now. Nowhere to run.

Lord Vyce laughs.

Maguro: What’s so funny?

Lord Vyce: That’s what you think!

Lord Vyce pushes a button.

AI: Activating self destruct sequence.

Kani: WHAT?!?

Tari: HE’S ABOUT TO BLOW UP THE SHIP!

Lord Vyce pushes another button, causing an escape pod to emerge. Lord Vyce enters it and it shuts.

Lord Vyce: You may have ruined my plans, but I will be back! We will meet again!

Lord Vyce laughs evilly as the escape pod is ejected from the ship and flies off into space.

Wasabi: Mustard! (Come back here!)

Tako: Forget about him! We need to get off this ship!

Everyone quickly heads through the halls and eventually reach the docking station.

Tako: Into the ship!

Tako and the others enter the ship and fly off as Lord Vyce’s ship explodes. They land back on Earth and witness everyone fighting back against the aliens and driving them into retreat.

Ice Man: Well, at least the aliens are being ran off the planet.

All off the aliens run into their ships and fly off.

Wasabi: Mustard? (But what about Lord Vyce?)

Tako: Forget him. We’ll have to fight him another time.

Meanwhile.

In space, Lord Vyce is in his escape pod, flying into space.

Lord Vyce: Wow! I can’t believe I actually got away with that! Those Sushi Packs will regret having messed with me-

Suddenly, the pod flies into a wave of asteroids.

Lord Vyce: AHH!!! ASTEROID FIELD!

Lord Vyce screams as the pod crashes into several asteroids and is sent spinning uncontrollably into space.

A few days later.

At the park in front of the town hall, everyone in Pensacola are seen cheering as the Sushi Pack are seen standing at a stage in front of them.

Crash: Attention, city of Pensacola! I am here to inform you that recent alien attack on our city has been stopped by these heroes!

Tako: Thanks, Guys!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Same!)

Crash: Ever since they stopped the invasion, it looks likes these five have became the latest in the line of heroes protecting Pensacola!

Everyone cheers.

Goodman: Breaking news! M’kay? Unfortunately, my trip to the Bahamas has ended, but besides that, the city of Pensacola are celebrating the arrival of a gang of new heroes for stopping an alien attack led by the overlord, Lord Vyce! Who knows what things these new guys might do for our city?

Crash: So, um. What’s your name?

Tako: It’s Tako.

The Sushi Pack show their names on their feet.

Crash: Cool! So, what is your team called?

Tako: Well... We’re the Sushi Pack!

The entire crowd cheers.

The next day.

The Sushi Pack are seen at Sportsters with the others.

Parappa: Wow, Guys! You just stopped an alien invasion and became heroes!

Tako: I know!

Maguro: Looks like this city might have a lot to offer!

Sunny: Well, when I first had to experience the city, I’d suggest to start adjusting to things in the city. Meggy and Tari helped me out back then.

Ikura: We’ll be sure to take your advice!

Suddenly, gunshots are heard.

Kani: What is that?

The Sushi Pack exit and witness four people loading weapons into a van.

Dr. Volter: Yes! This will be perfect for our boss (Toonami1997)!

The Lich: Agreed!

Mr. Wither: Soon, the city will be ours!

Glow: Yes! No one will stand in our way!

The four enter the van and drive off.

Tako: Well, guys. Looks like it’s up to us to stop that van!

Maguro: Right!

Kani: Well, we’ll see you later!

Parappa: Bye!

Wasabi: Mustard! (See ya!)

The Sushi Pack run off as they pursue the van and the screen fades to black.

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Trivia

 * In this collection, Jimmy The Crow does not appear.
 * The Sushi Pack Arc! has been restored for the collection.