The Rabbit!

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Episode 8 - The Rabbit!

Synopsis: A mischievous rabbit has entered Sunny Funny’s garden and is eating all of her crops. Can she get rid of it?

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At her house, Sunny Funny is in her garden watering some crops.

Sunny: Ok! These crops are doing good so far! I’ll go take care of the pumpkins!

Sunny heads off. Meanwhile, inside a rabbit hole, an anthropomorphic rabbit is seen exiting a doorway.

Rabbit: Man! I’m ready to eat some food! I haven’t eaten for like 3 hours!

The Rabbit opens his fridge, but screams when he sees it is empty.

Rabbit: THERE’S NO FOOD?!

The Rabbit slams his fridge shut.

Rabbit: I need to find a way to find more food!

A smell enters the rabbit hole and the Rabbit smells it.

Rabbit: Where’s that smell coming from?

The Rabbit follows the smell outside of the hole and sees the garden.

Rabbit: I see food!

The Rabbit sneaks into the garden and heads to a field of carrots.

Rabbit: Nice!

The Rabbit begins to eat the carrots just as Sunny returns.

Sunny: Ok! Just refilled the water- HEY!

Rabbit: OH S***,

Sunny leaps at the rabbit, but he runs out of the way and she falls to the ground.

Sunny: OW!

The Rabbit climbs on top of a railing.

Sunny: Come back here, you rabbit!

Sunny jumps at the rabbit, but he runs to another railing causing part of it to fall onto Sunny.

Sunny: DARN IT!

The Rabbit grabs a couple carrots and runs out of the garden.

Sunny: You better run! Now I got to make sure he can’t get to them!

Later.

Sunny is planting some beetroots. However, when her back is turned, the Rabbit uses a saw to cut a hole around the beetroots causing them to fall into the hole. Sunny turns around and sees the beetroots are gone.

Sunny: SERIOUSLY?!

Later.

Sunny has set up an electric fence around some carrots.

Sunny: Ok! Hopefully, this will keep him away.

Suddenly, the rabbit pops out of the ground, grabs the carrots and disappears.

Sunny: HEY!

Sunny leaps at the rabbit, but hits the fence and gets electrocuted.

The next day.

The Rabbit pops out of the ground and begins to eat some pumpkins.

Rabbit: Mm. Pumpkins.

The Rabbit spits out some pumpkin seeds. Meanwhile, Sunny Funny is hiding between some large rocks holding a trash can lid.

Sunny: Hopefully, this will get rid of him.

Sunny holds out a carrot tied to a string and the rabbit notices it.

Rabbit: A carrot!

The Rabbit runs towards the carrot.

Sunny: Now.

Sunny holds out the trash can lid, but the rabbit suddenly stops short and eats the carrot.

Sunny: What?!

The Rabbit finishes the carrot and runs off.

Sunny: Come back here!

Sunny chases after the rabbit, but he suddenly appears behind the rock and holds the lid out. Sunny crashes into it and is knocked out. The rabbit laughs and runs off.

Later.

The rabbit is eating some coconuts. Meanwhile, Sunny is on top of a tree, holding a Snack Attack.

Sunny: Hopefully, the rabbit will fall for this!

Sunny throws the snack attack at the rabbit and it starts to detonate.

Rabbit: OH S***!

The Rabbit throws it back to Sunny who doesn’t notice it.

Sunny: It should go off by now-

Sunny notices the snack attack behind her and screams as it explodes sending her flying. She ends up landing on and crushing a cake that Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi were eating.

Blue Yoshi: OUR CAKE!

Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi transform into demons.

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Red and Blue Demons viciously maul Sunny Funny as the screen fades to black.

Later.

The Rabbit is juggling watermelons, but notices a female rabbit.

Rabbit: OH!

The Rabbit drops the watermelons and rushes over to the female rabbit. However, it is really Sunny Funny in a rabbit costume.

Rabbit Hey there!

Sunny: (rabbit) Hi, there! Want to go out?

Rabbit: Yeah! I know a place!

Sunny and the rabbit head to a fenced yard and the mouse opens the door.

Rabbit: Come in! I’ll be in soon!

Sunny: (rabbit) Ok!

Sunny enters the door. However, the rabbit slams the door shut and locks it as he points to the sign that reads: BEWARE OF THE DOGS!

Bulldog: Oh! A rabbit!

Bulldog 2: Let’s eat it!

Sunny: Wait. WHAT?!

Sunny screams as she is mauled by the dogs offscreen as the rabbit climbs to the top and eats popcorn as the screen fades to black.

The next day.

The rabbit is carving holes out of an apple.

Rabbit: These will make great candy apples!

The Rabbit notices a cheese slice tied to a string.

Rabbit: Cheese!

The Rabbit rushes to the cheese, but when he grabs it, Sunny pushes a button causing a rocket which the string is tied to take off taking the rabbit with it.

Rabbit: WOAH!

The Rocket flies all over Pensacola as the rabbit clings to it. Eventually, he pushes on it’s ignition causing it to redirect.

Rabbit: Perfect!

The Rabbit pushes down on the ignition and turns it back towards Sunny as he jumps off.

Sunny: OH CRAP! Well, no way to avoid it.

Sunny takes out some dirt, pours aspirin on it and eats it to relieve the incoming pain as the Rocket collides into her and explodes.

Later.

After the few amount of injuries, Sunny has now been badly burnt, most of her pedals are gone and her dress is ripped and tattered.

Sunny: I’m going to get him eventually!

Sunny pulls out a nerf gun and loads it. She enters the garden and spots the rabbit.

Sunny: SURPRISE!

Rabbit: AW CRAP!

The Rabbit runs off as Sunny shoots nerf bullets at him. Eventually, the chase ends up being taken into the neighborhood as the Rabbit quickly opens the door letting the bulldogs out.

Bulldog: Freedom!

The chase ends up in the park where the Rabbit runs to Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi.

Red Yoshi: Finally! We got another cake-

Sunny runs through the cake, destroying it. Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi turn back into demons.

Blue Demon: WWWHHHHAAAAAA!!!

Eventually, Sunny catches the rabbit.

Sunny: FINALLY! TIME TO SAY GOODBYE-

Suddenly, someone takes the nerf gun and breaks it. When Sunny turns around, she notices the bulldogs, Red Demon and Blue Demon.

Sunny: Um. Hi?

Red Demon: GET HER!

Bulldog: YAH!

Sunny: NO PLEASE!

Sunny gets brutally mauled by the demons and bulldogs. The rabbit climbs to a hot dog cart and eats some hot dogs.

Rabbit: Wow! A dinner and a show!

The rabbit watches as Sunny screams as she is mauled by the demons and bulldogs as the screen irises out on the rabbit.

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THE END

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