Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-34482203-20191210222726/@comment-34482203-20191229222142

Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: To Meggy: The weirdest case you worked on? Meggy: The one about who drank all of Fatass' starbucks. Endless: And turns out that the barista emptied them to get a stolen jewel. Fatass: HE DID WHAT!?

Barista: Look I was poor okay-

Fatass: DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT CAUSED! (To Judge) I DECLARE HIM GUILTY!

Judge: Uhhh. Only I can declare people guilty. And besides, all he did was just emptied your starbucks. Sure it's stupid but it's not a crime.

Fatass: F*** THAT! SEND HIM TO JAIL!

Phoenix Wright: This is the weirdest case I ever participated in.

Meggy: Agreed. Endless: I think we can arrest the barrister for theft of the STOLEN JEWEL Barista: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

(The Barista runs out the window breaking it and falling on the hard concrete below)