SuperMarioLogan: Endgame: Episode 51: Running Away (Again)

Part 2: Run

While the group is walking Mario trips on a rock and suddenly they disappear

Mario: Guys?

Santa: Mario

Mario: Santa?

Santa: Where have you Gone?

Mario: I’m in Florida started a family and just now my house exploded and it had the tree in the fire

Santa: No Tree No presents only pain Mario!

Mario screams

???: Stop

Mario and Santa gasps

Jesus Christ emerges from the clouds

Jesus: It’s not Christmas

Mario: What?

Jesus: No Mario wait, Santa trigon is back

Santa: Oh! He is back Oh No!

Mario: What are you talking about?

Jesus: Mario we’ve been trapped in the CyberVerse for 15 years with no memory we need to stop him

Mario gasps

Mario: Dear god

TTG Raven makes a satanic circle for Trigon to emerge

Mario: What’s Rachel doing?

Jesus: Raven’s invoking his father

TTG Raven starts a summon spell

Mario: I guess it’s back to the odyssey! Hey!

TTG Raven turns to see Mario

Mario: You’re bringing the demonic bastard back from Hell? He’s with Dracula you’re outta Your fucking mind!

TTG Raven: 1: Yes 2: He’s not with Dracula

Mario: Instead He is!

Jesus: Let me Fight Her

Jesus enters the battlefield

Jesus: I am Jesus Christ! and I am going to save-

Raven: Zinthos!

Jesus becomes dust

Mario gasps and screams

Raven: Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos! (Backwards)

Trigon emerges from the circle

Trigon: Who dares summon the almighty trigon? Much has changed during my exile i smell the plumber’s blood from the winds from HERE!

Trigon points to Mario and Santa

Santa: Oh he knows I’m here!

Trigon: Raven You chose to reunite with me?

TTG Raven: Yeah dad

Trigon: Don’t call me father I prefer to be called by my name trigon

Santa: You need to leave the CyberVerse find this dimensional shuttle Mario and never look back it’s the last one remaining you need to escape YouTube Mario! Now I’m going to fight this monster once and for all!

Santa enters the battlefield

Santa: You need to stop Now trigon!

Santa gasps

Santa: Oh No! Say it ain’t so!

Trigon: Yes it is so

Santa: Mario! Now!

Mario: Let’s do this Saint Nick!

Mario and Santa run to TTG Raven to kill her but junior is in front of him

Junior: What are you doing?

Mario: Nothing let’s just get to the apartment I heard it’s abandoned

2 weeks later

Shrek: (Groans and farts while shitting in the toilet)

Shrek: Oh Donkey! This is going to be one monster of a shit!

(continues shitting in the toilet)

Shrek: Oh Donkey! This going to be a masterpiece right here

(Gets off the toilet and sees a giant pile of shit in it)

Shrek: DONKEY! COME IN HERE!

Mario: What Shrek?

Shrek: Look at my art, Donkey.

Mario looks at Shrek's shit in the toilet

Mario: AHHH! SHREK THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Shrek: Donkey, how can You say that about true quality art like this?

Mario: Shrek, Open your eyes this isn't art it is disgusting it looks like it is radioactive.

Shrek: It is Donkey.

Mario: WHY IS YOUR SHIT RADIOACTIVE?

Shrek: Because I ate free Cheesecake from out of a waste disposal site.

Mario: WHY WOULD YOU EAT CHEESECAKE FROM OUT OF A WASTE DISPOSAL SITE?

Shrek: Well, you didn't go to the store to buy me Cheesecake.

Mario: YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT SHREK! You better send that shit into the sewers RIGHT... EFFING NOW!

Shrek: Okay, Donkey

(Tries to flush the toilet but it’s clogged)

Shrek: Looks like the toilet is clogged Donkey.

Mario: Shrek, I swear you get on my nerves so much. Get the plunger

Shrek: Weren’t you a plumber?

Mario: I left that life behind me when I retried

Black Yoshi: Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop. I love playing Call Of Duty. It's the best game ever folk.

Shrek: Black Donkey, have you seen my cheesecake?

Black Yoshi: Man I never eat any nasty cheesecake folk. I promise. Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop.

Shrek: Well who's eating my cheesecake Black donkey?

Black Yoshi: I don't know! Bop Bop Bop.

Shrek: Well if it isn't you who is it?

Black Yoshi: I don't know folk. Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop.

Shrek: Well I'll probably ask donkey if he sees it.

Black Yoshi: By the way, can you get me some fried chicken. Uh, no, ok. I'll get some cheesecake then.

Black Yoshi (in head): How am I going to get my money that I need right now. It's a emergency. I can rob a bank. No, I almost got caught that one time folk. I could steal from the gas station! No, I got caught too. Who cares I'm a gangster. I won't get caught this time folk. Let's rob the gas station.

Mario: I Can’t believe we have find abandoned apartment complex

Black Yoshi: Because I can’t live without my call of duty

Mr. Pig: Hey, Mario, do you want to see my pencil?

Mario: Mr. Pig! I haven't seen you in forever!

Mr. Pig: Yeah, it's just that I haven’t been around anymore, especially since the thanksgiving video.

Mario: Well, what are you doing here, Mr. Pig?

Mr. Pig: Well, just let me in, and I'll tell you!

Mario: Uh, okay. So, Mr. Pig, tell me all about your life.

Mr. Pig: So, you see, Mario, I was dropped here by my parents, since a short time after the Thanksgiving video, my family of pigs came over, and we all moved into a brand new house. It was wonderful. But, however, I was kinda mean in the house, always having to poop and all of that, so finally, my parents gave up, kicked me out and dropped me over here, so I can be with you forever, again.

Mario: That's wonderful, Mr. Pig. I missed you.

Mr. Pig: Hey, I missed you too, Mario.

Mario: Wait, what does that label on you say?

Mr. Pig: Well, read it, and you'll find out.

Mario: Okay, so it says, please babysit me. Wait, so does that mean I have to babysit you?

Mr. Pig: Correction, Mario, so you have to babysit me for the rest of your entire life.

Mario: Mr. Pig, no, I don't want to babysit you, you almost killed the birds!

Mr. Pig: Oh, is that so, Mario? (uses pencil to draw holes in his face)

Mario: Oh My God

Mr. Pig: (laughs) Mario, you look funny!

Mario: NO, I DON’T LOOK FUNNY, MR. PIG! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR PENCIL! (grabs pencil off of Mr. Pig's nose, destroys it, and throws it)

Mr. Pig: Hey, why did you throw my pencil away, Mario?

Mario: Because you're a bad pig, Mr. Pig!

Mr. Pig: (cries) You said that I'm a bad pig?

Mario: Yes, you're a bad pig, Mr. Pig.

Mr. Pig throws tantrum and cries

Mario: You know what? I can't take it anymore! I'm leaving! (Mario leaves)

Mario: I can't stand this no longer!

Jeffy: Hey there, Daddy why are you so angry, Daddy?

Mario: Because there's an annoying pig who keeps on throwing tantrums and doing bad stuff to me!

Jeffy: (gasps) Can I see him, Daddy?

Mario: Well, of course you can, Jeffy. I'll take you to him.

Jeffy: Um, okay!

Mr. Pig: Stupid Mario! X3

Mario: Okay, Mr. Pig, I would like you to meet my adoptive son, Jeffy!

Mr. Pig: (gasps) You have an adoptive son!

Mario: Yeah, his name's Jeffy! Tell him hi.

Mr. Pig: Oh, hi, Jeffy! I'm Mr. Pig!

Jeffy: (gasps) Your name's Mr. Pig!That's a cool name for a pig!

Mr. Pig: I know, right!

(Jeffy nods)

Mr. Pig: Hey, can I have your pencil? Mine broke.

Jeffy: FUCK NO! YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY ONLY PENCIL, YOU STUPID PIG!

Mario: Jeffy, be nice to Mr. Pig!

Jeffy: No, I won’t be nice, you stupid bitch!

Mario: Jeffy, that's it! You're going to time out!

Mr. Pig: He's not going to time out, Mario, because I have a gun!

Mario: Well, then, KILL HIM, THEN!

Mr. Pig: Okay, I will!

(Mr. Pig gets his gun, and uses it to kill Jeffy, and kills him)

Mario: YES! THANK GOD FOR KILLING JEFFY, MR. PIG! HE'S BEEN MEAN TO ME FOR OVER 6 YEARS!

Mr. Pig: No problem, Mario!

(Mario and Mr. Pig high five, then Brooklyn T. Guy comes over)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, I heard that a pig killed a boy!

Mr. Pig: Yeah, I killed Jeffy! He deserves to be killed for being mean to me!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Mr. Pig, you're going to be dead for this! (uses gun to kill Mr. Pig, and kills him)

Mario: Aw come on!

(cuts to a news report)

Goodman: Breaking news! Multiple job man Brooklyn Thomas Guy just killed Former Rapper J-Fee and An anthropomorphic Pig! The news is in!

Blue M&M officer: Guy, you're out!

Brooklyn Guy: (sighs) I know.

Rosalina: Mario, I can’t believe you let jeffy die! What the fuck’s your problem?

Mario: You know why are you always being like that?

Rosalina: Because you’re a bad husband

(Mario punches rosalina)

Rosalina: OUCH! Why did you punch me?

Mario: Because you are becoming 10 billion times worse than peach

Rosalina: Mario stop behaving so bad!

Mario: SHUT THE HELL UP! You what to know why i hate you? Ever since you and jeffy went into my life and annoy me and what do you do?

Rosalina zones out

Mario: NOTHING I mean you blame me for everything without letting me explain and having no clue that i did

Rosalina: I’m sure I did

Mario: No you didn't you know what fine if you are still acting like that i want a divorce

Rosalina: "WHY? at least i tried being nice to you!"

Mario: "You really want me to explain why I said that?"

Rosalina: "Yeah!"

Mario: "Okay: "You have been a complete asshole who is ten times worse than Caillou and Junior, you're mostly a middle finger to the real Rosalina, you’re so damn annoying!"

Rosalina: "Mario I think you need a change of attitude!"

Mario: "SHUT YOUR ASS UP WHEN I'M SPEAKING!! Now for the attitude: "Ever since Jeffy went into my life and started putting me through hell, what did you do to support me from that bastard? NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! I mean you defend Jeffy every time he does something stupid and you get mad at me for trying hard to discipline him, not only that but you are a whiny little brat who threw her pizza at the wall because you're a vegetarian, You're so stupid that you see spanking as beating made an excuse for waiting in line for 6 months and you’re obsessed with stars you even ran off when we were having that vacation and you care about your parents more than me!

Rosalina: "Oh come on Mario, it wasn't that bad!"

Mario: "Not that bad? you were very hypocritical at the time, you traumatized me by dressing up as a scary doll for lying about A pornhub video even though you lied to the police about me beating and raping Jeffy and finally, you started flirting with Shrek who was in a child's body I think it’s like you were a pedofile and you even called me jealous for trying to stop you from cheating me!"

Rosalina: "Mario, I mean it. CHANGE YOUR DAMN ATTITUDE!"

Mario: "You know what? if you're still gonna be that way then this relationship is over!"

Rosalina: "FINE!"

(Rosalina angrily storms away towards the door, but Mario stops her)

Mario: "Wait, there's one more thing I wanna give you!"

Rosalina: "Come on Mario, what is it now?"

Mario: This

(Mario then beats up Rosalina for all the times she's been a asshole to him)

Mario: "DON'T EVER SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE, EVER AGAIN!"

(Mario then throws the brutalised Rosalina out the apartment and into the snowy night)

Rosalina: "WHATEVER, I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!"

Mario: BYE BITCH!!!! WHOOOO!

Black Yoshi: "Hey Mario what was that about?"

Mario: "Well me and Rosalina got into a fight and broke up!"

Black Yoshi: "Wow, I hope you're not upset!"

Mario: "Nah it's okay, she was a total bitch anyway!"

Rosalina angrily crosses the road without looking for any cars and as a result, she gets hit by a truck and dies

Woody: "Whoa, what the hell was that? oh well it was probably nothing, (turns on the radio and listens to "leave you alone" by Ne-yo and Jeezy) Oh yeah this is my jam!"

Mario: It’s over “Fans” Goodbye!

Woody: You can hop in the back if you can shove that shit to the side

Mario: Thanks

Mario sits on trunk

Mario: Mama Luigi? Sonic! You son of a bitch!

Sonic: Wait! I’m not a Britain spy!

Mario: how are you alive?

Mama Luigi: I’ll tell you how I survived the explosion I was running towards bowser and I realized that bomb was around my waist and shoots me in an explosion that blew me far away!

Mario: There’s no way that can happen

Mama Luigi: I landed in the Lazarus pit

After a montage of driving with the song ending

Mario hops off the trunk and enters the park and sits on a bench

Kirby: Hey Mario

Mario: Dream land got destroyed?

Kirby: No Worse king dedede banished me here

Mario hears something strange

???: Mario...

Mario looks up

7 Grand Dad: Mario, you’ve forgotten me.

Mario: How could I?

7 grand dad: You’ve forgotten who you are, and so did you knew me. Look inside yourself, Mario. Everything you see is a lie You’re less than what you’ve become. You must leave the CyberVerse and take your place in the Circle of Life.

Mario: How Did you know I’m not what I think? I'm not who I used to be.

7 Grand Dad: Remember who you are. This safe used to be mine now it’s yours, Remember who you are. Remember...

7 grand dad gives Mario a Mystery safe and disappears as the camera zooms into his eye really lose into his pupil Mario blinks and it zooms out and it reveals Mario’s true form

Mario: I’m... done

Kirby: what are you saying?

Mario: You and I are in the CyberVerse all along

Kirby: Oh god we are- oh hell We’re On the wrong earth this whole time

Mario: What to do X3

[Mario turns and suddenly sees the hormone monster behind him]

Mario: You too?

Hormone monster: Mario my man!

Mario: How did you get here?

Hormone monster: I spent 15 years find you and everybody back in your universe had to chip in

Mario: This is impossible!

Hormone Monster: I saw that break up with Rosalina and I was like it’s over we’re finally free, Wait what’s that? Paw prints?

Mario: You Wait here

Mario sees a trail of paw prints And he decides to fallow it

???: Mario come out to plaaaaaaay

https://youtu.be/FVnNUUyeRjc plays

A strike of lightning from Mario’s Apple Watch reveals electro

Mario: Electro!

Electro: You've changed.

Mario: There’s Something new about you new suit?

Electro fires lightning bolts at Mario

Mario grabs gun and starts shooting

Electro: Are you out of your fucking mind?!!

Mario gets his power ups and F.L.U.D.D.

Mario: CHARGE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

https://youtu.be/n5TpNmS4OX0 plays

Mario jumps in the air calls F.L.U.D.D who will then go into his hover form and shoots water at electro with blowing the mask off

Electro: You shouldn’t done that!

Mario looks at his mask

Mario: You know what? I think I have, Allow me to do my worst

Electro: Lucky for me I got company

Fire Mario: You and what army?

Electro: What Army? What damn army? Look around you fatty

5 members of The sinister six approach (Sandman, Mysterio, Doctor Octopus, Kraven the Hunter and the vulture)

Mario: Did The sinister six just fallowed me here?

The vulture grabs Mario

Vulture: Can your winged hat do this?

The vulture does a barrel roll to smash Mario’s face in the tree

Mario: Adrian?

Vulture: I’m the vulture!

The vulture throws Mario to the rhino to punch

Rhino: Where’s Spider-Man?

Mario: Mysterio’s place

Mysterio: He Does whatever a spider can Spins a web any size

Mario: Is he strong?

Rhino grabs Mario

Rhino: Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood

Mario: Can he swing from a thread?

Kraven: In the chill of the night Like a streak of light He arrives out Of nowhere

Mario gets snatched by sandman

Mario: What the hell is happening?

Sandman: I’m happening sandman’s happening

Sandman turns his arms into sand and extends them at mario. If he gets hit, Sandman grabs mario and pulls him back towards sandman before forming one of his hands into a massive spiked fist and punching the opponent right in the face. Sandman then morphs into a giant made entirely out of sand, one hand turned into a hammer and the other into a mace, before using his weaponized hands to repeatedly smash Mario into the ground.

After a battle montage

Mario: Sissy six You should’ve left when you had a chance

Mario grabs electro by the suit

Mario: Who sent you?!

Electro: Kingpin

Mario: I’ll be back for you later

Mario shoots a portal from a portal gun to throw the sinister six in and he takes a look at his gloves all bloody

Mario: Yep these gloves are ruined Okay let’s get back to the trail

While Mario was fallowing the paw prints he looks up to see he encountered Grimwood

Hormone Monster: Grimwood the home of the ghoul school girls

Mario’s phone rings

Mario: What?

Luigi: Is this Mario?

Mario: Oh you are talking to me if you’re in Florida get in the Forest ASAP

Luigi: Which one?

Mario: I’ll send you the location

Mario and Luigi opens the door

Mario: Phanty? Winnie? Tanis? Elsa? Sibby?

Luigi: I guess nobody’s here

A chair starts levitating

Mario: What the hell is happening?

Everything in the whole house was twirling and spinning in the air, as well as Luigi. That wasn't what made them stare in shock of course; it was what was inside the twirling vortex of all of Luigi's belongings. It was a ghost floating in the air. She was laughing maniacally while her head spun like an owl. Her back was turned so the four could not see her face. She was blue and seemed transparent.

It only took seconds for Mario quickly remembers who fit that image which was Phantasma One of their old friends when they were teachers at Grimwood's. Phantasma seemed to not have noticed them since everything in the house made loud noises and Kirby was covering his eyes while being spun around.

Mario: I just fought the sinister six!

"HEY! Put my brother down you bitch!" Luigi yelled in anger and threw the grenade of baby powder right toward him.

"Huh?" Phanty questioned as her head did a 180 turn to see who yelled. The grenade explodes right through her and smashed into a fish bowl.

"My Brain cells are going into my bloodstream!" The hormone monster yelled as he put his hand to his mouth to stop from vomiting. Phanty smiled insanely and turned her body around to look at the other four.

"Oh goodie, more people to sca-" Phanty stopped herself dead in her tracks as she looked at the four... more specially, Mario and Luigi. She blinked quite a few times and rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn't dreaming. Everything stopped in the middle of the air, including the hormone monster.

"Mario? Luigi? Is that you guys?" Phanty asked slowly, to make sure.

"Phantasma! Were you trying to kill us?" Her eyes brightened up at the realization of seeing her old friends again.

"Mario! Luigi! It IS you two!" Phanty screamed in happiness and laughed like crazy. She flew right up to the two and gave them a big tight bear hug.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD! I haven't seen you two in what…15 years! How've ya being doing sugars?" Phanty asked and snickered while letting go of the two.

Phantasma: Bah ha ha ha haaaaa! Oh dear, I think my heart's gonna come back alive and start pumping blood! Ha ha ha ha!

Mario: It’s great to see you again Phantasma but, what are you doing here in Florida?

"I graduated from Grimwood school about a few months ago. I haunt and scare people regularly! Ain't it great! We've aged a lot since we last met!" Phanty stated

"You’ve changed Phanty!" Mario said, as the two stared at her.

"How old are you?" Kirby asked.

"I'm Seventeen Kirby!" Phanty giggled.

Hormone Monster: As the age of that helmet wearing asshole

"Good for you Phanty. Where’s the other 4?" Mario asked.

"Behind you" Phanty said.

Hormone monster: Say What?

Kirby: You have bats in your belfry!

Phanty: That's not a bat.

The bat to burst into smoke. From the smoke appeared Sibella

"Hello I am Sibella, Dracula's daughter. It's FANG-tastic to meet you." She grinned, revealing her fangs and gums lightly. That was when there was a wolf's howl from just outside the room, another starts walking in on all fours

"What the hell is that?!" yelped Kirby in fear

"That's Winnie." Phanty explained

"Nice to meet yooooooou!" Winnie said, howling at the end

Sibella: Aww you nervous?

Mario: No so stop smiling like venom

Phantasma: We missed you so much!

Elsa: Gee It felt like a million years

King pig: There He is Boys Mario is alive we’re gonna get him this time unlike the birds so we have to act like pigs so they won’t know we’re coming, Ray, stupid one, greg OINK!

Ray: Oink Oink

Greg: Oink

Helmet pig: Oowiiiiiiheeheeeeeeee

King pig: What was that? Jackass! Do it again! Oink!

Helmet pig: Uuuuuhoooowiiiaaah

King Pig: NO! AN OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNK! *Gasp* OINK! OINK DAMMIT!

Helmet pig: Oi

King pig heavily breathes

King pig: LOOK INTO MY EYES RETARDED ONE! OINK THE WRONG WAY ONE MORE TIME THEN YOU’LL BE THROWN INTO THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!

Helmet Pig: Oink

King pig: Good, let’s go boys

Phanty: I saw the sinister six outside, you?

Mario: Hell Yeah I Did, I strangled kraven with the Gucci gang belt whooped their asses real good

Tanis: That’s got to hurt

Ray throws a Rock to break a window

Sibella: More guests?

King pig: Mario! We’re here to kill your ass!

Ray: What master said!

Mario: THEY’RE ABOUT TO OPEN FIRE! GET DOOOOOOWN!!!

The girls vanished

Mario: And I’m talking to the air

King pig opens fire with His mini-gun

Mario becomes Metal Mario

Metal Mario: Steel motherfucker!

King pig: Aim for the eyes!

Ray: Ok master!

Ray shoots but dodges

King pig: Retarded one shoot the faggot!

Mario multiples himself with the cloning cherry

King pig: The Left!

Helmet pig fires the left Mario

King pig: The Right!

Helmet pig shoots the other Mario

King pig: DAMNIT!

Mario: Wrong choice!

Mario rushes and jumps to the pigs from behind

King pig: You missed!

Mario shoots ray

Ray: I failed you master!

King pig: I’m getting tired of this! Dumb one! Shoot him down I’m going for Luigi

Bomb drops in

Bomb: Don’t call it a comeback!

Bomb lands

Bomb: I’m gonna blow!

Bomb explodes

Brooklyn Guy: HANDS!

Mario: Are you trying to kill me over a refusal?

Simmons: Nobody refuses Goodman’s business, NEVER!

Mario: I fought a lot of people today and I’m not out of gas yet

Simmons: Get on the ground now mate!

Mario: Alright have it your way!

Mario was about to reload his gun, A figure steps on a Twig and snaps

???: You talk too much for your own good...

The woman scratches the tree’s bark with her claws with sparks glowing

???: And I was so happy to see you again, Maury

[Maury gasps]

Hormone monster: It’s her! X(J)9

???: Sibella, Elsa, Phantasma, Winnie, tanis, and the Super Mario Brothers.

Simmons: Who are you?

???: The humans know me as Masane Amaha and ohara yasuka. But you know me by a different much older name. A name perhaps you thought you'd never hear again. A phantom! A shadow of a former life! I am

The figure jumps Behind the full moonlight and guess what

???: Witchblade!

That wasn't the weirdest thing about this random woman...

She had long red hair flowing down her backside, her right hand looked practically like a claw coating her hand, along with her entire arm. On her body, it appeared as if she was wearing some type of armor, however, it seemed to be quite exposing, obviously not used for defensive purposes.

She had 2 red markings on her face, underneath her eyes... But speaking of eyes, the woman's eyes. They were Black, except for her pupils, which were a piercing yellow color. A smile appeared on her face as she brought her tongue out and slid it across her bottom lip before sliding it across her top lip.

But she has a different appearance than the anime It’s My version:

She has a wide grin of the Joker

in her jaws are filled with transformative teeth which means She can transform any teeth

She has a tongue longer than Venom‘s

She has dragon Wings that she’s flying right now

No heels just her Bare feet

And her Bloody Mary red hair is longer between the length of rapunzel and Medusa with more than 9,000 tendrils

Moving on

Brooklyn Guy: Who the hell is that?!

Witchblade laughs maniacally as she flies towards the police force when Mario’s In confusion

Mario: What is so funny? There’s nothing funny!

Mario starts shooting the police

Witchblade sucks Simmons’ bloodstream with a vampire’s teeth (No lost boys reference intended)

Mario: Witchblade

Tendrils from witchblade’s hair grabs Mario and Throws him as soon as he throws his spares he stole from Kraven The Hunter

Brooklyn Guy: Mario step away from the whore!

Witchblade grabs Brooklyn Guy with her tail

Witchblade: NEVER. CALL ME. WHORE

Brooklyn Guy: What the hell are you?

Witchblade splits her face with Masane Amaha’s

Witchblade/Masane: I am witchblade

Cannon blasts her

* The smoke clears after shotgun blast*

* The force sees her maniacal grin spread across her face*

* Gets slashed across Brooklyn Guy chest*

Witchblade eats Brooklyn Guy and changes back to her human form

Masane: Hi Mario

Mario: Masane give me a hug

Mario touches Masane for a hug but doesn’t feel her waist and notices SHE’S A GHOST! (Because you know why, just in case if you saw the anime witchblade)

Mario: Masane You’re dead

Masane: I am but I don’t want to talk about it

Mario: You were more insane when we last met

Masane tackles Mario to the ground

Masane: It’s like an evolution that you can’t control

Mario: You’re the one who called me today?

Masane: Yes

Mario: Well Peach broke up with me because I was bald and today I just broke up with Rosalina for making excuses all the time

Masane: You’re not bald

Mario takes off hat

Masane: Ok Now You Are

Mario: I don’t know who shaved my head

Masane: Remember you were drunk at that Christmas party?

Mario: Oh yeah I was HEAVILY drunk on the alcoholic eggnog and you and I were at the mistletoe making out, I should’ve Called you my Harley Quinn

Masane: I’d love it You can be my puddin

Mario: Is it because you’re wearing her outfit?

Masane turns her witchblade form into her human’s and she is wearing a red and black diamond patterned costume, completed by a cap with two white balls on the ends. A red and blue bomber jacket with matching short shorts, fishnet stockings, and heeled boots.

Masane: Even for credit

Mario: So you and I are a couple now?

Masane: It’s the first time although it didn’t work out well

Sibella: What the hell are you standing here?

Mario: Oh yeah the escape! I’ll tell everyone and we’ll get on this!

Luigi: You Want to get the fuck out of here?

Mario: Fuck yeah

Later

Junior: For the last time you’re the ugly red one you’re different! Get lost!

Mario barges In with kicking Down the door

Mario: GUYS! I have some pretty big news. Everything we've been through and believe is a lie. The Whole universe is bullshit.

Bowser: What?!

Rosalina: That's crazy talk!

Jeffy: You lying son of a bitch!

Mario: I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have proof!, Look, I have a plan. We can run.

Junior: Thomas can't run. He’s a train.

Mario: He’s just a toy, Okay, then we'll hide.

Shrek: Where? I'm huge.

Mario: Then we'll fight the soul thieves!

Black Yoshi: I ain't fighting alongside white Peeps!

Mario: Whatever, you nutjob.

Bowser: So we Can’t run, or even hide... and we can’t stand up to them because they're fucking monsters... and they are like the league of assassins! So, basically, there's no hope, and we're fucked!

Mario: Hey, guys! You wanna believe that? Or this?

Mr pig: We choose the more pleasant. I wore a bulletproof vest

Jeffy: Yeah. I mean, what this faggot is saying, it's just a theory.

Mario: No, it's not a theory, you assholes. It's a fact! I'm showing you physical evidence. Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.

Tony the Tiger: What the hell am I doing?

Chef Peepee: I wanna get outta here

Mr pig: What have I been thinking?

Hormone monster: Mario! Check this out in the telescope

Mario looks in the telescope and sees the javelin 7 and flying fox

Mario: Could it be?

Hormone Monster: It’s the justice league and the Teen Titans!

Mario: The super friends! We’re saved!

Hormone monster: You sure that’s them? I don’t see Metamorpho, Hawkman or girl Martian Manhunter power girl the green lanterns or even zatanna

Mario: When was the last time she flew?

Hormone monster: The time when she was corrupted and revealed her true power

Mario: No shit

Hormone monster: I see Starfire, Superman, Blue beetle, plastic man, vixen and Wonder Woman’s invisible jet

Mario: I keep forgetting she can channel the entire animal kingdom

Kirby: Is it me or the jet’s heading right at us?

Hormone monster: They’re coming in hot!

Mario: THE SUPER FRIENDS ARE COMING!!!! EVERYONE DUCK!!!

The Justice league crashes into the apartment

Bowser: My charleyyy! Noooooooo!

Toad: What's going on here?

Mario: Supes, guys! Hey, how did you find me?

Batman: Watch yourself!

Aquaman: We're bringing you home, Mario!

Creeper: House raid is a go! Aw Yeah!

Vixen: Tantu give me strength!

Mario: Hold it, now! Hey, you don't

understand! These are my friends!

Starfire: Yes, We are his friends!

Mario: Dammit Kori, I said they're my friends!

Plastic Man: Grab Mario, and let's go!

Mario: Fellas, hold it!

Wonder Woman: Mario, stop this nonsense, and let's go.

Tony, Chef Peepee, Mr pig, and Woody: WAIT!

Chef Peepee: We’re coming with you!

Red Robin: You know these people?

Mario: Yes roommates actually

Woody: Ham?!

Ham: Woody?! How did you-

Suddenly, Ham hears a gun shot. Everyone in the city heard the gun shot. So all of them decide to go investigate. When they went to the living room, where the gun shot was heard, everyone saw Nightwing, Rosalina, Batman, and what made everyone shocked is Retard Mario dead. Kirby became also shocked about this. Rosalina starts to scream, cry, breakdown, and mourn near retard Mario's dead body. She gets up, turns to the justice league and starts blaming them for Mario's death.

Rosalina: It’s all your fault!

She then starts going insane and rushes to the kitchen. Everyone became confused about this so Mario asks Superman why Rosalina cloned and shot retard Mario.

Mario: How did rosalina cloned me?

Superman: She Just cloned you out of nowhere

Rosalina suddenly appears with a chef's knife and her face had a creepy while her eyes had anger and tears in them which made everyone surprised. The hormone monster soon realizes that Rosalina is a yandere. Mario asks what is a yandere.

Mario: What the fuck is a yandere?

The hormone monster explains to Mario the definition

Hormone monster: A yandere is a murderer who is obsessed with a person that wants to be together with that person. If the yandere's crush was taken or killed, the yandere goes insane and kill the person who killed or taken the yandere's crush.

After the hormone monster explains all that, Rosalnia lashes out on Superman and stabs him in the forehead multiple times but doesn’t work.

Superman: Forgot That I’m the man of steel?

And grabs the knife and crushes the blade and grabs Rosalina by the hair and throws him at the tv thus destroying it. Black Yoshi soon becomes upset with the tv being destroyed

Black Yoshi: Oh hell no!

So he grabs his glock, goes near Rosalina, and point the glock at her head. Rosalina attempts to stab Black Yoshi by the arm but missed and he pull the trigger. Rosalina somehow dodge the bullet and it instead aimed at Batman's brain, but his cowl becomes a helmet crushing the bullet. Black Yoshi then falls to the floor, bleeding, when suddenly, Rosalina stabs Black Yoshi in the eyes killing him. Marko gets up and rushes back to the group after Rosalina murders Black Yoshi. Rosalina then gets up covered in blood, Aquaman runs up to her and draws his trident. Rosalina suddenly attempts to stab aquaman by the chest, Aquaman stabs her with his trident and throws them over his head, flooding the apartment. He then lifts Rosalina above a whirlpool as lightning strikes his trident, followed by a couple of slashes, Suddenly, a large Mosasaur bites her and swims down with Aquaman following. The Mosasaur drops Rosalina as Aquaman impales them with his trident once again. Rosalina starts screaming. Everyone soon realizes that Rosalina is going to murder them so they all start running to the front door to escape. Bowser tries to open the door, but it was locked. He starts panicking and tries to open the door again but with no luck. Chef Pee Pee tells Bowser to turn the lock nob.

Chef Peepee: You have to turn the lock nob You Idiot!

He unlocks the door and everyone rushed out. Toad, who was the last one to leave, quickly shuts the front door so that they will have more time to escape. Everyone got to the parking lot. Bowser asks Chef Pee Pee if he has the keys to his car so that everyone would escape.

Bowser: You have your keys?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes

and pulls it out Bowser soon realizes that not everyone will fit in Chef Pee Pee's car. So Bowser chooses Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, his mom, Joseph, Cody, and Toad to come along. Everyone begs Bowser to take them with him.

Bowser: Nope

and puts the people he's chosen in Chef Pee Pee's car. Then they drive off, leaving everyone to be killed by Rosalina. Goodman realizes that he has his car keys with him, so he allows everyone to get in his car and drive away safetly. But when everyone got to Goodman's car, Rosalina was there and the car's tires were popped. Everyone begins to panic and run for their lives when suddenly, Chef Poo Poo gets a knife throw in his head (Chef Poo Poo lives here in the apartments with Chef Pee Pee). Woody asks Rosalina why she's doing this.

Woody: I have no idea why you has gone mad

Rosalina answers by saying so that they won't call 911 or help. Woody then tries to grab the knife from Chef Poo Poo's dead body, Woody slashed Rosalina in the cheek

Rosalina: All that for a drop of blood

Mario emerges and tells the others

Mario: Everyone Get to the bridge! Did you my new fiancé is absolutely insane?

but just like Chef Poo Poo, and Goodman gets knives in their heads. Shrek tries to grab the knife from Goodman's dead body, but sees Rosalina coming his way, so he decides not to grab the knife and run off into the woods. Shrek then thinks of a way to hide. He decides to hide up in a tree so that Rosalina wouldn't find him. Shrek tries to climb up a tree up falls because of his weight. He suddenly hears someone coming so Shrek hides behind the tree. Shrek starts sweating as footsteps of leaves and twigs crunching come towards his direction. But the footsteps went past him which made Shrek relieved. Just as he was going to sneak out of the woods, he feels breathing on his neck. Shrek turns around to see Rosalina covered in blood, with a wide smile, and wide eyes. Shrek begins to panic and makes a run for it. But he then trips on a rock into breaking his ankle. Shrek tries to get up but gets stabbed on his right leg by Rosalina. Rosalina then stabs Shrek's two arms so that he wouldn't escape. Shrek begs Rosalina for her to spare his life.

Shrek: Rosalina have mercy!

Rosalina: This is for ruining thanksgiving.

Rosalina swiftly heard something Nightwing throws a small explosive into the air and then jumps onto his motorcycle and repeatedly slashes Rosalina with electrified blades on his gauntlets, Nightwing then jumps off of his motorcycle to slam his electrified staff into her chest.

Meanwhile with Bowser's group, Chef Pee Pee who is driving, starts freaking out.

Cody: Where are they gonna go?!

Bowser Junior: Joseph's house

Which made everyone agree, including Joseph, so that Rosalina wouldn't find them. They all arrive at Joseph's house and everyone got out of Chef Pee Pee's car. Toad asks Joseph if he has the keys to his house,

Toad: You got the keys?

Joseph: Of course

in which he does. Joseph soons unlocks the front door and everyone was greeted by screwball.

Screwball: Why Are these people here?

Joseph starts explaining to Screwball on whats going on. After explaining, Screwball became shocked that a woman became a killer. Cody asks Joseph where are they gonna sleep tonight. Joseph suggests everyone sleeps in his room so that they won't be scared or lonely. Everyone likes the idea except Chef Pee Pee because he thinks its gay. Bowser says to Chef Pee Pee that he can sleep in the master bedroom or the couch. Chef Pee Pee decides to sleep in the master bedroom. Everyone soon gets in their rooms and falls asleep. Joseph then says to everyone that he has a lock on the door.

Joseph: I have a lock on the door

Bowser Junior asks Joseph if the master bedroom has a lock on it.

Joseph: Yeah

So he locks the door and everyone falls asleep. At 1:00 AM, Chef Pee Pee becomes thirsty and decides to get a drink of water from the kitchen. He gets up from his bed and makes his way to the door (not knowing that theres a lock on his door). Chef Pee Pee enters the hallway and walks to the kitchen. He suddenly hears footsteps which made him jump a little, but he ignores it. He soon turns on the lights and sees the kitchen. He grabs a glass from a cabinet but suddenly, the lights trun off. Chef Pee Pee becomes scared and starts looking for the light switch. He finds it and when he turned on the lights, Bowser Junior suddenly appears screaming at Chef Pee Pee's face, which made Chef Pee Pee freaks out by this so he punches Bowser Juniors face, giving him a bloody nose. Chef Pee Pee becomes really angry at Bowser Junior for scaring him. Chef Pee Pee orders Bowser Junior to get a tissue, go back to bed, and tells him if he does it again, he will get a beating from Chef Pee Pee.

Bowser Junior: Okay

and goes straight into the hallway. Chef Pee Pee watches Bowser Junior go in the hallway to make sure he doesn't go somewhere else. Chef Pee Pee then gets his water from the water dispencer. He takes a drink and goes back to bed but when suddenly, the lights turn off again which made him frustrated instead of being scared. He thinks it's Bowser Junior trying to scare him, he looks for the light switch again and finds it, but feels something wet and soft. He turns the lights on and finds Bowser Junior's bib hanging wihle covered in blood.

Chef Pee Pee thinks it's ketchup when all of a sudden, the power goes out. Chef Pee Pee becomes annoyed and tries to turn on the lights but to no advail. He then decides to find a flashlight. He starts looking for it and successfully finds it in drawer. He turns it on and heads into the master bedroom to sleep. While walking to his room, Chef Pee Pee notices blood on the floor, but he still thinks Bowser Junior is still trying to scare him. He ignores it but notices that more blood appears at his bedroom door. Chef Pee Pee still ignores it and enters but he sees something on his bed that made him paralyzed. It was Bowser Junior, covered in blood and cuts. Chef Pee Pee was about to scream but to fade slowly and finally dies. At 2:00 AM, Cody notices that Ken is missing, so he wakes up Joseph telling him that Ken is gone. Joseph tells Cody to go back to sleep, which made Cody annoyed.

Joseph: Go back to sleep

Cody was about to wake up Bowser Junior but he notices that he's missing to. Cody then assumes that Bowser Junior took Ken with him so he wake up Screwballs and tell him that Ken is missing. Screwball asks Cody where he last put him.

Cody: He put Ken next to Junior.

Screwball suggest that they look for Ken, which Cody agrees to. When they got out of bed, they noticed that the door was unlocked. Cody then assumes that Bowser Junior left the room. Screwball and Cody enter the hallway. Cody tells Screwball to check the other rooms to see if Bowser Junior is in there will Ken.

Cody: We should check the other rooms if Junior’s with Ken

Screwball does so and starts looking. Cody decides to check the living room and the kitchen to see if Bowser Junior and Ken are here but they are not. So he decides to check back with Screwball. As he enters the hallway he notices something on the floor. It was Ken's left arm. He picks it up and becomes angry that Bowser Junior Might've taken Ken apart. So he decides to plot revenge. While plotting, Cody notices Blood on the master bedroom door. Not only that, he notices Ken's left leg under the door gap. Cody was about to pick it up but suddenly, Ken's leg was dragged under the door. Cody then bangs on the door and calling out Junior. Cody soon gives up and he decides to head back to Screwball. Suddenly, the master bedroom door opens behind Cody. He then rushes inside knowing that Bowser Junior is in there. Cody notices a flashlight turned on and picks it up. He lifts up the flashlight and becomes paralyzed to see dead bodies of people who were killed by Rosalina. Cody was about to leave the room when suddenly, Rosalina appears in front of him, covered in blood with a creepy face. Cody asks Rosalina how she found him and the other survivors. Rosalina answers that she found them by looking up Joseph's address. She also told Cody that she hijacked a car. Rosalina shuts the door behind her and Cody backs away from her. Rosalina walks to him and stabs Cody when he had no room left to back up. He falls onto the floor and notices Screwball's Corpse, implying that he was killed by Rosalina.

At 3:00 AM, Bowser wakes up and see that his son, Cody, and Screwball were missing, so he decides to go look for them. Bowser gets up from the bed and see that the door is unlocked so he decides to look out the door but sees nothing. Bowser then decides again to look for the survivors. He sees a video camera in a closet so Bowser decides to use it. He puts it up against the wall across Joseph's room and decides not look for the survivors and just go back to sleep.

At 3:10 AM, Margaret wakes up to go to the bathroom (not caring about the missing survivors and seeing that the door is unlocked). She tries to turn on the lights, but to no advail. Margaret sees a flashlight and decided to use. She makes it to bathroom and do her private buisness. After all that, Margaret begins to wash her hands but all of a sudden, Rosalina stabs Margaret in the head.

At 3:30 AM, Bowser wakes up to find his mom not next to him. He decides to check the video camera he put up, so he makes his way to the video camera and arrives there. Bowser turns on the video camera and it shows Margaret walking out of Joseph's room. While watching he notices a silhouette walking and it turns to the camera grinning. Bowser realizes that it's Rosalina and he decides to wake up the others but Rosalina appears and stabs Bowser in the chest thus killing him.

At 4:00 AM, Joseph wakes to see everyone except Toad, gone. He wakes up Toad and tells him that everyone is gone. Toad becomes scared and thinks everyone died. Joseph tells Toad not to worry. Joseph tells Toad that they should look for them which Toad nods to. The both of them got out of bed and see that the door was unlocked. They exit the room and they see blood on the floor. Joseph and Toad realize that Rosalina covered in blood is in the house with them. They decide to make a run for it. When they got to the front door, Rosalina was there waiting for them to kill. Joseph and Toad begin to scream and run to the backdoor. Toad trips and Rosalina captures him. Joseph arrives at the backdoor, only to find it boarded up. Joseph starts to panic and tries to remove the boards but sees Rosalina behind him. So he run to his room and locks the door behind him. Joseph tries to find his phone to call 911. But Rosalina starts kicking the door down. Joseph starts freaking out and decides to escape through the window but it was too late. Rosalina busts down the door, walks and grabs Joseph from the window, and throws him on the floor, Joseph starts begging Rosalina to spare his life and promising that he won't tell anyone this. Rosalina starts laughing maniacally and telling him its too late. Rosalina stops laughing and sees that Joseph is not in the spot anymore.

Meanwhile, Joseph quickly rushes to his living room and throws a chair at a nearby window which made Rosalina hear the sound. He jumps out into the backyard and runs far away from his house. Joseph stops to take a break on the sidewalk. He then sees a shadow coming from the corner. Joseph realizes that Rosalina is coming his way so he hides in a nearby bush but however, it was actual the Brooklyn Guy walking by. Joseph sighs in relief but hears a chilling voice behind him. He fearly turns around and sees Rosalina in the bush with him. Joseph freaks out and runs out of the bush and runs on the sidewalk. Joseph turns around and sees Rosalina catching up to him which made Joseph even more freaked out but he trips and falls to the ground. He tries to get up but gets pinned down by Rosalina. Joseph asks why Rosalina is killing Mario's friends including Bowser Junior's friends and family. She answers him by telling him so that she doesn't have to go to jail and they won't have to call for help or the police. Joseph says oh and just when he was gonna say is that why, Rosalina puts his finger on Joseph's lip and tells him goodbye. Mario quickly grabs Black Yoshi's glock and starts rushing towards the yandere. Mario was about to say something to Rosalina

Mario: THE STARS ARE GONE BITCH!

They ran towards each other as they punched, slashed and shot

Mario shoots Multiple times thus killing her. Everyone suddenly becomes happy that Rosalina died and thanks Mario for killing him.

Mario: No problem.

Ham: Where are we gonna hide the body?

Mario: The dumpster

Which Mario and ham did right until they see a note

Downtown: Midnight sharp tomorrow if you find this tent that’s the hideout

The next night at 11:45 pm

Mario: Everyone’s Asleep

Phantasma: How long have we been in this safe?

Hormone monster: A half hour and you haven’t shut your fucking mouth

Masane: You ready?

Mario (Quietly): As I’ll ever be

Tanis: What?

Mario: I’m whispering that what I don’t get killed and I said as I’ll ever be

Sibella: That explains everything

Mario: I’ll just cut the power

Mario goes outside and cut the wires that shuts down the power

Mario: It’s go time

The hormone monster kicks the other safe open

Mario: That’s loud!

Hormone monster: Let’s just say it was the door we’ll meet you downtown

The others jump out the window

Tanis: You think anyone heard anything?

Mario: No I put headphones on their ears

https://youtu.be/VjMJlLq5MpE

plays full length

Masane blows a kiss to Mario and chuckles

Mario goes to the air vent to his attic and grabs a flight power up kit he picks the super leaf and he starts running outside and takes off

When it’s wearing off he gets the Tanooki suit and flies again and then he grabs the cape feather grans the bottom of the cape to glides

He then grabs a P-balloon and touches it and hovers and wears off the 35 seconds he grabs a carrot and becomes carrot Mario he sees a bottomless pit and he flies straight forward next when Mario passes the pit he lands a skyscraper and he puts on the wing cap and does a triple jump and we see he is falling behind windows next he grabs his F.L.U.D.D to use his rocket nozzle he grabs a power flower to be hovering and it wears off he grabs a propeller mushroom and starts spinning and crashes onto a shed and then gets the red star after the flying montage he finally lands in a hideout and meets popeye

Popeye: You’re late

Mario: I had to get dinner and fly all the way here

Popeye: What’s in the safe?

Mario: I don’t know but it says 1 2 3 and 4 on the right

Mario uses the code and unlocks the safe

Popeye: That outta be 7 grand dad’s

Mario: I See Guns, A Nuclear Football, A Pair Of Glasses, A Button, A Spell Book, A De-Evolution Gun and what’s this?

Popeye: Oh god you’re holding the cruci-dagger!

Mario: Oh my god!

Popeye: This is the most powerful weapon in the cosmos if you stab a bastard in the heart all the souls would come out the mouth and starts attacking the asshole and can give ‘em hallucinations from all times and starts to show all the past of yourself and makes you get sent to hell

Chef Peepee arrives in his car with ham, tony, Jackie Chu and the birds and woody came in with his Jeep

Later in the pool Mario is underwater and he bumps into Masane she is wearing a swimsuit similar to this link https://www.instagram.com/p/BcQ-M3ohoTo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Masane: Hey Mario you still know about the mushroom kingdom?

Mario: Yeah I bowsette and booette are waiting for me to come back

Masane: They told me I was perfect for a bounty hunter an absolutely perfect one, now I’m just going around behind closed doors attacking machines by surprise and me oooh You won’t be running when I’m a vampire

Mario: So You became a vampire while I met you in Tokyo?

Masane: As in for a vampire ghost

Mario looks at the bottom of the pool and it’s glowing

Mario: Hey Masane Do you see anything happening down there?

Masane takes a look

Masane: I don’t know

Mario: Let’s look I’ll just put my penguin suit although penguins hold their breath for 20 minutes

Masane’s hairblades cuts her neck to make gills as she moans

Mario: When was the last time I saw your gills?

Witchblade: The witchblade is a deadly supernatural weapon

Mario: In my opinion it resurrected you

Mario and witchblade swim down the pool and see something glowy and that glowy thing was hydro man

This will be on hold when we get the hydro man death battle move set ready

Or maybe horror brawl and ultimate destiny moving on

Later

Mario: You Fight Guys Who got Hydrokinesis?

Masane: No I seen worse

Hormone monster: Oh, yeah.

[MAURY GRUNTS as he sees Masane’s wedgie]

Hormone monster: Did you notice that some of that ass is on the outside of the bathing suit? I did.

Mario: You have a keen eye for detail.

Hormone monster: How the light glints off of her mound.

In the locker room

Hormone Monster: They never keep the good drugs in the pool locker room. [GASPS] Hark! I am the beast, and Masane's bathing suit, 'tis the sun.

[MARIO GASPS]

Hormone Monster: Half of her ass was in there. You should take a whiff.

Mario: No! I'm not gonna do that. The rebellion is out there.

Hormone Monster: Come on. Did you see the wedgie she had? That chip was dragged through the salsa.

Mario: Oh! Wow, it sure was though, wasn't it?

Hormone monster: Come on, it's just us. Nobody's gonna know. Eat up, fat boy.

Mario: I guess a snack won’t hurt.

Hormone monster: Here we go. Take a whiff.

- [MARIO SNIFFS]

Hormone monster: Well? What say you?

Mario: It mostly just smells like chlorine, but I know that her wet naked body was against it.

Hormone monster: Make it personal. Masane thinks it's responsible that you wear a UV shirt.

Mario: Yes, she does, 'cause taking care of your skin means you take care of your soul.

Hormone monster: And Witchblade notices that.

Mario: And her skin is so beautiful.

Hormone monster: Yeah, the princesses’ skin is not bad either.

Mario: No, not rosalina or peach. Witchy! - I want witchy!

Hormone monster: You call her that?

Mario: Yeah I was gonna refer to her has I don’t know maybe Sabrina, wicked witch, maleficent, Kiki, bellatrix, or enchantress

Hormone monster: Look at the renal imagine it as her curves.

Mario: Masane, show me your top naked.

Hormone monster: Yeah.

Mario: Oh, God.

Hormone: And she's got Fallopian tubes.

Mario: Oh, God, okay. So, Masane, um, what's it like [GRUNTS] to be in human resources? Uh! I came.

Popeye: Lights out in Five!

Hormone monster: Good night, you spawn of 7 grand dad, you king of the mushroom kingdom.

Mario: Wait. What do we do about the mess?

Hormone monster: Flush it, pig. Mwah.

Door closes and opens

Hormone monster: One more thing: Masane’s bunker is 2K7 you should talk to her

Door closes

Later

Mario: Hey

Masane: hey

Mario: I found your swimsuit in the locker room

Masane: Thanks I didn’t know I Left it

Mario: You left it in the bathroom

Masane: I was putting on my clothes

Mario: I’ll tell you this I went around the universe in 80 Days Get this I got inside the internet and then the weird looking moon and then When I was battling the legion of doom, peach and Dracula I crashed landed to earth and landed in a town called urbington and 19 days later I’m back in Florida I Can’t believe they took my kart for running away

Masane’s eyes becomes black and yellow for seduction

Masane (Seductively): Fuck the kart There’s only one thing I want to ride

Mario: Ride On What? It’s almost midnight

Masane: Well then... We better enjoy the time

Masane tackles Mario on the mattress

Mario: The Hell Are you talking about?

Masane: You Say like you don’t want sex but I know you well deep inside, you want this bitch more than anything

Masane kisses Mario

https://youtu.be/FhnfBjL9goA plays

Mario: Ok I think I’m ready

Masane got on top of Mario’s chest as his on her back and put his dick in her pussy.

Masane: Now relax plumber and enjoy the ride

Mario: Wait What?!

She started thrusting in and out.

Masane: What’s wrong Mario? Isn’t this what you want? To Feel the body of a girl, The feeling of being inside her? I’m giving you what you want! Smile for me plumber, Smile for me!

He later put his dick and started thrusting in and out.

Mario phone rings

Mario: HOW?!

Masane: Don’t answer it

Mario declines the phone call

Masane: Finger my vagina and make me cum.

Mario turned Masane over took off her panty and pants and started fingering her pussy.

Masane: Yes

Mario: Even peach refuse to fuck me

Masane (Seductively): I want to breathe on you... love you... release you... smell you... and fuck you

Mario: Oh you’re such a sociopath.

Masane: Call me a bomb!

Mario: I’m gonna make you explode!

Mario and Masane exhale for air as they stare at each other and make out

Masane: Faster! Go faster!

Mario: I’m a fucking 40 year old plumber who knows how to mimic absorbing man’s abilities

Masane: I’m also 40 I know all about you

Mario: I’M 40!

Masane: Make. Me. Work!

Mario: HULK SMASH!

Mario Makes one last thrust and Masane gasps He cums in her vagina and they both sigh

Masane: That was a-fucking mazing

Mario: Now that’s what I call a cavity search!

Masane: Well goodnight

Mario: I didn’t get any cumshot!

Masane: Ghosts can absorb them

Masane shuts the light off and he holds Mario like it’s her pillow (Unless If it’s riko) Suddenly, Mario finds himself in a white void, and notices someone nearby. Upon getting closer, it is revealed to be Satoru Iwata, the former CEO of Nintendo.

Mario: Iwata! Is that you?!

Satoru Iwata: Mario.

Mario: I can't believe I am seeing you right now!

Satoru Iwata: You’re currently in the Rainbow Road to Heaven. Because you ate the 1UP mushroom, you can either follow the Rainbow Road to heaven, or you can go down those stairs and into that door, and go back to Earth.

Mario: Well, There’s been a misunderstanding I’m actually asleep, but trigon is out there, and I need to help my real friends.

Satoru Iwata: I understand, Mario. If you feel like you need to help your friends, then you must go back to Earh to help them.

Mario: Help them? Like this? Face it Satoru those goodie two shoe days are history, this time for good, They’re never coming back again

Satoru Iwata: Good luck, Mario...

Mario goes down the stairs to Earth and opens the door. When he enters, he finds himself in a snowy forest and he sees Masane skating in her witchblade heels and he joins

Don’t get mad at me

Mario: Wasn’t really thinking, wasn’t looking, wasn’t searching for an answer In the moonlight When I saw your face

Masane: Saw you looking at me, saw you peaking out from under

moon beams Through the palm trees Swaying in the breeze

Mario: I know that I’m feeling so much more than ever before And so I’m giving more to you that I though I could do

Masane: Don’t know how it happened, Don’t know why, but you don’t really need a reason

Mario: When the stars shine

Both: Just to fall in love

Masane: Made the love each other, made to be together for a life time In the sunshine Flying in the sky

Mario: I know that I’m feeling so much more than ever before And so I’m giving more to you that I though I could do

Mario: Now I know love is real

Masane: So When sky high, as the angels dry

Mario: Letting you and I

Both: Fly love

The next afternoon on New Year’s Eve

Tony: We’re at Freddy’s You Ready to kill some animatronics?

Woody: I thought you’d never asked

Mario: I’ll go first

Mario enters Freddy’s fazbear’s pizzeria and They see the Animatronics sing Happy Birthday to Mario

Animatronics: Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Mario happy birthday to you

Mario: Smoke em

Guns start firing and the animatronics start attacking

https://youtu.be/n5TpNmS4OX0 plays

Mama Luigi: Hop On this furry!

Hop hop bunny starts glitching from it’s cute and demonic version

The animatronics are destroyed but Suddenly

Guess wait? That’s right!

Jason Vorhees starts to slowly come out of a lake and kicks a door

After a battle montage with Jason vorhees

Woody: Get the hose we got em!

Aquaman: Grab It now!

They fight but before Aquaman could slam his trident and flood the house they soon realize Jason can teleport. They soon remembered that he drowned and that water could hurt him, then Kirby runs to get the hose from outside and throws a splash of water that knocks him out since water is Jason's weakness. Mario and Kirby then get the guns, only to find out that Jason is back, this time wearing floaties.

Woody says: You outta your fucking mind?!

And then shoots his floaties and leads him to the lake.

Mario: Remember Me? Today, my fiend, you will die! Get away from them, motherfucker! Please don't come back! Go... to... hell. Aquaman get ready!

Aquaman: Feel the ocean’s power!

Aquaman calls outs a horde of piranhas Mario stabs Jason in the chest with the cruci-dagger and starts screaming which shows all the hallucinations and faces Jason ever had, Kirby kicks his mask to reveal his face and jason roars But the chain around his neck struggles him then his Friday the 13th part II version suffocates him with the bagged mask and rips itself off to reveal his face then the rebellion starts fighting then the part iii Transforms his sack mask into a hockey one and mama Luigi breaks it to reveal the third face the retro version was purple Mario shoots Jason in the mask breaking it and revealing the purple face the final chapter version was getting out of hand tony slashed his baseball bat in the face to slice the mask in half and reveals the face and his stabs his head with a ice skate blade and the Jason lives version made him angrier Chef Peepee was shooting him in the mask to reveal the next face

Sonic: ALL RIGHT LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!

And then he starts running towards Jason and punching him like jojo’s bizarre adventure in the new blood version Jason sees a hallucination Of Tina causing the hand to grab his machete but reveals to be yoda

Yoda: Die you must

and uses the force to use the chain strangle him and mask rip to reveal his face the jason takes Manhattan version made him hallucinate in acid and roars in fear which made sonic punch him multiple times the Jason goes to hell: the final Friday version made in even more mad and sonic yanks his mask and smashed his revealed face and his Jason X version made him fight back the rebellion but Kirby sucks up his mask to reveal the face and becomes Uber-Jason, he was attempting to cut panda but Kirby slaps Jason’s mask off and suck up a blade glove and becomes Kruger-Kirby

Kirby: Groovy

And before he strikes the final blow he grabs kirby in his Freddy vs Jason form thinking he’s Freddy Kruger and Kirby slashed his face to reveal it but before woody shoots him Jason gets his machete to destroy the bullet in 2009 reboot form but fails to reveal the face and his face becomes his youngster face and all the souls come out his mouth from his victims and start fighting him as the rebellion did and he gets dragged by the 7 deadly sins and dead victims’ souls while Jason is screaming distorted high and gets sent to Hell and was tortured for his sins forever.

GwenPool: You should check out the happy hotel

Mario: There’s no hotel there

But Jason grabs Mario to hell

https://youtu.be/9sIVswuMaN4 plays

An army of monsters grabs Mario but the limbs then the predators make way for Dracula

Mario: It’s You!

Dracula: HA FOOL! While you were waisting your time on the half dead phantom I gathered all the lost souls in the known universe and became THE EMPEROR OF DARKNESS! Normak! Draw the girl’s blood

Mario: Oh shit Peni! (*Cough* parker *Cough* Spider loli Sorry You has to see that) *TRIGGERED* Now you’ll never again see the light of night nor day!

Dracula: Charge!

Mario: Don't kill, leave it Don't kill, leave it You came here, Fuck off Don't want to? Too bad

I still have all your fucking money

Do not suck, bite or hypnotize the person in front of you I am right there I am everywhere at once And I will cut you up

If you kill anyone

I will cut your lips and tongue

From your head with a

Linoleum knife

Do not destroy this society

If you don't understand

Then you should not be here

Your money is now my money

And we will spend it on drugs

Don't rip anyone’s spines out

Be inconsiderate to others

Or I will bite your torso

And give you a disease

Did you bring your baby?

Babies don't watch this

Take the seed outside, leave it in the streets

Run over it after the show

If I see you in that videotape in a VCR again

Jesu will rain down your throat with hot acid

And dissolve your testicles

And feed your guts to the snakes

This is a copyrighted world for humans

If I find Chucky on eBay

I will break into your house

And tear your wife Tiffany in half

After Mario stabbed everyone with the cruci-dagger it didn’t work and he looks at it

Mario: THEY DISOBEYED!

Inside every demon is a rainbow plays also I’m still hyped for Hazbin Hotel

Mario runs towards the army of darkness and shoots the birds when leatherface slashes his chainsaw at him Mario ducks and dodges when he approaches slender man everything goes static but Mario shoots him with a rainbow gun (Kick the buddy) Pinkamina Diane pie jumps on Mario smiling and he punches her in the face with fisticuffs leatherface reappears with a hatchet Mario grabs it and bashes the faceless killer’s skull open cupcake (Five nights at Freddy’s) pops into battle but Mario crushes it as for regan (The original exorcist and scary maze game don’t know if she’s in the series) before she could jumpscare the audience Mario interrupts it he snaps her neck to the back and falls onto the fiery ground

Dracula: You can’t kill us

Mario: Yeah I know BUT THEY CAN!

Then panty and stocking drop in

Panty: It's time for us to put the army of darkness to beddy Bye.

Stocking: Number 1, that was cringe. Number 2, you’re sweaty AF.

Panty: How about I buy you a cake from that fancy bakery and you manage to do this without saying another fucking word?

Stocking: As long as what I'm saying now doesn't count, I'm in.

Panty: Then let's make this fucking fuckers pay for covering you in that fucking shit, okay you can reply to that.

Stocking: Let's rock.

Mario: Think you guys can keep up?

P and S: Fuck Yes

Mario: Let’s ride

Mario loads his gun up with lead and looks at Charlie

Mario: You were saying?

The song resumes

The trio started fighting the army of darkness Mario crushes a bunch of Daleks with a bat, Stocking decapitates Walkers with her swords, panty shoots a lot of xenomorphs, creepers explode (They’re from Minecraft so don’t ask) scary terry gets shot by panty crooks die, the giant zero slices Samara Morgan into a giant hole through the chest and a bunch of other stuff happened to sync the lyrics and Mario grabs a flamethrower to burn the killer klowns from outer space and stab them with the curci-dagger as they scream then a werewolf (Let’s Say It was an American werewolf in London) tackles panty and she sees the cotton candy weapons the clowns used she grabs it and fire the werewolf and Mario stabs David with the dagger which it caused the wolf to split it with the wolf and David and stocking stabs the werewolf from London and poofs into a cloud and much much much longer action later he grabs the cruci-dagger and the ghost trap the ghostbusters used and slams the dagger in the keyhole and electricity is in the air

P and S: Allow us O pitiful shadows lost in the darkness. O evil spirits born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of the holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger. Shattering your loathsome impurities and returning you from whence you came. Repent, you motherfuckers!

Panty and stocking struck the final blow and then... The army disintegrated

Mario panty and stocking pop out of a hell portal

Mario: I AM MARIO MARIO! DESTROYER OF EVIL!

But a tape recorder was spotted

Monkey: Hey I found something

Pushes play

Dr. fingershitz: This Dr. fingershitz if you’re listening the rebellion needs to be turned into animals so we can put them down!

Badman: Seattle down ahem This is Badman. The rebellion‘s finding the last dimensional shuttle in the world and holding 7 grand dad’s weapons If you see them you must kill them with everything you’ve got. Mario If you’re hearing this, I’m coming for you.

Mario: Be Right back justice leaguers

Mama Luigi: Nose Bleeder, this is Nathan summers, Operation: Play the endgame is a go! And supes you and Lois are definitely naming your daughter Mia! Whoo!