The Golden Age of MarioFan2009 Entertainment Volume 2: More Villains Rise!



Hello everyone! Here is the second collection! Enjoy!



WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off with Jeffy sleeping on his bed.

He then wakes up.

Jeffy: It's morning time! Oh boy time to go see my daddy!

He then goes to the living room.

Jeffy: Hey Daddy!

Mario: Hey Jeffy. What would you like to eat?

Jeffy: Chocolate cake.

Mario: You can have that for desert Jeffy. Come on, let's get you some healthy to eat first.

Jeffy: Ok.

They both go downstairs to the kitchen.

Jeffy sits down at the kitchen table.

Mario: Ok, so I guess I will have to give Jeffy peas today then.

It cuts to Jeffy at the table and Mario brings peas on a plate to him.

Mario: Alright Jeffy here's your peas. If you eat them all up you will get chocolate cake.

Jeffy: Alright daddy.

Mario leaves and Jeffy gets an idea to put the peas in a tissue and throw them deep into the trash bin.

Jeffy: Oh daddy! I am all done my peas!

Mario: Really Jeffy? Are you sure you did not hide them anywhere?

Jeffy: Nope. All finished daddy!

Mario checks everywhere to find nothing on the ground, on his chairs or anywhere else.

Mario: Wow! I guess you really did eat your peas! I will bring some chocolate cake for you!

Jeffy: Yay! Jeffy gets chocolate cake!

Mario opens the fridge.

Mario: Alright, so where could it be...

Mario for some reason can't seem to find it.

Mario: Hmmmmm, guess I did not ent shopping yesterday. Thus I don't have any money... I guess I will have to tell Jeffy...

He then goes back to Jeffy.

Mario: Hey Jeffy, we seem to have ran out of chocolate cake...

Jeffy: Wha-- What?!

Mario: Sorry Jeffy. I guess I will go shopping tomorrow and then I will get you some chocolate cake.

Jeffy: ...

Mario then walks away and goes upstairs.

Jeffy: N-- No... No chocolate cake?! I did not even eat my peas! I threw them away! I am gonna starve! I gotta get chocolate cake now! Even if I have to steal it!

Jeffy goes all the way to Walmart on his bicycle and sees that the sign says: "CLOSED".

Jeffy: Closed eh?! Well I will show you! (Pulls out an axe) TAKE THAT! (Smashes the window) (However, the alarm starts alarming because the glass had sensors on it) Oh fuck, I better get out of here... (He goes all the way back home without going back)

Mario: You know, I wonder what is on TV today.

The news channel plays.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Walmart's windows have just been smashed open today at midnight. Police suspect that a burglar was trying to break in and are baffled at what just happened today. They are investigating to see just what on earth happened there.

Mario: Wh-- Walmart's windows smashed! Now I will not be able to go shopping tomorrow.

Jeffy is seen in his room trying to find another way on getting chocolate cake.

Jeffy: I gotta have it, I gotta have it, I gotta have it I GOTTA!

He goes on a suspicious website which offers "free food".

Jeffy: Oh boy! Hopefully I will be able to get some CC!

He contacts and messages the person and waits.

17 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Jeffy: That must be him!

He goes and answers the door.

Person: Hello there senior. U asked for a choco cake?

Jeffy: Yeah!

Person: (Throws a lime pie at his face but he dodges the shot hitting Tony The Tiger with it)

Tony The Tiger: POOP! What happened! I see yellow! I am blind! Ahhhhhhhhh!

Person: Uh oh... (Runs away)

Jeffy: What a snitch!

Jeffy goes back inside hungered.

Jeffy: I... (slobbers) gotta have something... to eat... (He then remembers what he did to the peas) I gotta!!

He goes to the trash bin and digs into it and starts grabbing a handful of peas and starts eating them.

Jeffy: So tasty! So good! So---

Mario: Hey Jeffy! Come here!

Jeffy: What?

Mario: I found the chocolate cake! It was at the way back of the fridge.

Jeffy's face turns to mushed with peas to a frowny shocked face.

Jeffy: Wha... What?

Mario: Yeah! I guess you can have it now!

Mario then sets the cake on the table.

Mario: Enjoy Jeffy!

Mario then leaves the kitchen.

Jeffy looks at the cake with distraught and anger.

Jeffy: At the back of the fridge... AT THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE... I WILL SHOW YOU EH!!!! (Grabs a axe and starts smashing the whole entire table along with the chocolate cake)

Bowser Junior: Hey Jeffy, do you always do that or did you just wanted to do something fun with the axe? If so, I don't think that is what you should be doing.

Jeffy drops the axe because he is freezed with anger.

Bowser Junior: Oh well, I guess I may try something with that axe. (He take the axe and takes it upstairs)

Jeffy then boils up with a lot of anger but then all of that anger stops and he coughs.

Jeffy then lays down crying on the floor in heavy anger and massive depression with chocolate cake all mushed on his face as it irises out on him.





Note: This story was made by MarioFan2009! - RH

WARNING: This story may have swearing

NOTICE: This story is a parody of the Looney Tunes episode: “Canned Feud”. Credit to User:Rh390110478 for the idea!

It starts off with showing a mouse hole.

The Mouse comes out from the hole.

Mouse: (Yawns) well, another day some more food. Guess I will go to the fridge and start off my day!

The Mouse goes to the fridge and sees that there is no food.

Mouse: Huh, guess the guy did not go shopping today. Oh well, I guess there must be something in the drawers.

He goes to look in containers, drawers and everywhere else to find nothing at all.

Mouse: Where is all the food at?! Did they finally hidden it away from me?!

A mouth noise is then heard.

Mouse: What the?

It shows a mouse wearing a thuggish hat and smoking a cigarette.

Mouse: Ummmm...

Other Mouse: Hey buddy, whatcha looking for?

Mouse: Hey, have you seen any food around here?

Other Mouse: Food? Hmmmm... (Thinks about him stealing all of the food from the fridge earlier that day) Nope... it was empty this day.

Mouse: Oh, ok!

The Mouse walks away only to get a little suspicious.

Mouse: Wait, are you sure the fridge was empty today?

Other Mouse: Look, would I like to you?

Mouse: Uhhhhh maybe?

Other Mouse: That is your answer.

Mouse: Ok then!

The other mouse walks back into his hole only to show a shit ton of food inside it.

Other Mouse: Buster would fall for anything! Heh heh!

Mouse: Guess I will ask the guy if he has seen anything.

The Mouse goes upstairs where Mario is sitting on the couch.

Mouse: Hey bud. Have you seen any food this morning. The fridge is empty.

Mario: No, I did not even go to the kitchen today.

Mouse: Oh, ok! Guess I will see ya.

Mario: Alri—- WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT IS A MOUSE!!

Mario chases after the Mouse but however, he goes to his hole and Mario gets hit in the head by the wall.

Mouse: (Gasping for breath) What is wrong with that guy? Can’t he just get along with a tiny guy like me?! Ugh!

He then sees a cat’s eye.

Mouse: Oh well, what do you know? The cat!

Grodo: I swear if you come out again, you are dead!

High: Yeah! Now stay in there!

Mouse: Now I am trapped by cats... how can this day get any worse?

Mario: (Puts a mouse trap) There! That should take care of that. Guess you can wait for him to come out now cats.

Grodo: Oh boy!

Mouse: Ahhh shit. Me and my big fat mouth...

High: Come on Grodo, lets go in the living room and wait for that rodent to come out!

Grodo: Alright!

They leave and go to the living room.

The Mouse however comes from a weird elevator from a different hole.

Mouse: I guess they are the most dumbest cats I have ever met! Now to find out where is the food.

The Mouse tries to think about it.

He then remembers the mouse that told him he saw the fridge is empty.

Mouse: I think he may be lying to me... guess I will have to find out. First I will ask him again.

He goes to the other mouse’s hole and knocks on it.

Other Mouse: Yes?

Mouse: Hey, are you sure you saw that the fridge is empty. I really want to be sure.

Other Mouse: Come here for a second.

Mouse: Ok.

Other Mouse: YES!!!

Mouse: Ok ok... jeez!

Other Mouse: Hope that got in your mind.

Mouse: Sure did.

The Mouse walks away.

Mouse: Alright, well that was very unruly...

Suddenly crunching is heard.

Mouse: Hmmmm, I wonder what that should could be?

More crunching is heard.

The Mouse peaks through the hole only to figure out that the other mouse has been lying to him the whole entire time.

Mouse: I knew it... He WAS lying to me... big fat lier! I will fix him alright! I will have to wait until midnight.

At midnight...

The Mouse then goes to the other mouse’s hole and knocks on it.

Other Mouse: Yes?

Mouse: Pardon me, but can I come in?

Other Mouse: Sure, hold on a second. (He goes back to hide all the food away and comes back again) alright, come in!

Mouse: Ok.

The Mouse comes in and sits down on a table.

Mouse: So, hows it going neighbor.

Other Mouse: Nothing much, just sitting down and watching TV.

Mouse: You know, I really need to use the bathroom. You got any stallments?

Other Mouse: Sure, it is at the back.

Mouse: Ok.

He goes to the back and makes a huge pathway to the other mouse’s chair and puts a bowling ball with a huge line holding it back.

He goes back to the table.

Mouse: Alright then, so how is life going?

He pulls the line releasing the bowling ball without him noticing.

Other Mouse: Well you know—- (Gets hit in the head with the bowling ball)

Mouse: Oh boy, you sure need a vacation. Let’s get you ready!

Other Mouse: Wh—- What?

He attaches him up to a rocket with ropes on it.

Mouse: See ya pal! Come again soon!

Other Mouse: (Tired) Ok...

He ignites the rocket’s line and it takes off causing a huge explosion outside.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario: Who could that be?

He answers the door to a angered Brooklyn T. Guy as he smacks his face with rocket material and puts it on his head.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I bet that belongs to you Sherlock! Watch where you try blasting fireworks outside! (Walks away) idiot!

Later...

The other mouse comes back from the hospital with a broken kneecap, damaged face, black eye, etc.

Other Mouse: Oh well, at least I got my food... (He goes to his hole to see nothing is there) WHAT THE?! Where did it go?!

Mouse: Yoo hoo!

He sees that the mouse has locked up the fridge and holds up a key.

Other Mouse: Oh no! Now I will starve! (Falls on the ground very tired)

The Mouse is seen again spinning the key in his hand as it irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have swearing and some violence in it.

NOTICE: This story will be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program.

It starts off with Junior sleeping in his room.

He then wakes up.

Bowser Junior: Wh--- Morning time! I really wanna do something fun today! I will ask Chef Pee Pee to take me fishing!

He goes to the kitchen to find Chef Pee Pee.

Bowser Junior: Hey Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: (Sigh) What do you want Junior?

Bowser Junior: I actually wanted to do something else today.

Chef Pee Pee: Alright, what is it?

Bowser Junior: I wanted to go fishing!

Chef Pee Pee: Wh-- Fishing?!

Bowser Junior: Yeah!

Chef Pee Pee: Out of all the things, you can ask me to play with Thomas, take you outside to get McDonald's, or even take you to Walmart. But fishing?!

Bowser Junior: What's wrong with that?

Chef Pee Pee: We will have to find a boat!

Bowser Junior: I don't see that as a problem.

Chef Pee Pee: (Sigh) I will try to see what I can do...

Bowser Junior: Ok Chef Pee Pee!

He leaves the kitchen and Chef Pee Pee calls Brooklyn T. Guy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: The boat station.

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, do you have any boats or ships that we can go fishing on?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yes, we have 6 open today until 7:40 PM.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok! I will be there in 20 minutes.

Brooklyn T. Guy: See you soon!

Chef Pee Pee then hangs up.

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! Come on and get ready we are going!

Bowser Junior: Oh boy! Can I take my friends with me as well please?

Chef Pee Pee: Whatever, just get ready.

Bowser Junior: Ok!

It cuts to them at the sea where the boats are there.

Bowser Junior: Oh boy Chef Pee Pee! I can't wait to go fishing! I haven't gone fishing for 2-3 years!

Cody: When was the first time you went fishing?

Bowser Junior: On Father's Day in 2016

Joseph: Dude! How was it?

Bowser Junior: It was good!

Chef Pee Pee: Alright guys, lets go.

Joseph: Ok dude!

They get off and arrive at the boat station.

Chef Pee Pee: Alright everyone we are here.

Cody: Wow! This place is awesome!

Joseph: Agreed dude!

Bowser Junior: I can't wait to go ride a ship! This is going to be awesome!

Chef Pee Pee: Whatever. Lets just hurry already we might be late.

It cuts to them on the ship.

Bowser Junior: Woaaaahh! This ship is awesome!!

Joseph: I know dude!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Welcome to the ship everybody! I am your introductor. Some basic rules on this ship is no throwing coins. It will kill fish. No jumping into the water, no bring weapons on here, no causing endangerment and you will know the rest. There is a rules sign on the ship.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh lord.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Without a further a do. Lets get on!

Joseph: Yayy!

It cuts to them on the ship.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, you guys ready for some fishing?

Bowser Junior: Yes!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok, you should know how to use the fishing lines. It is simple. Just throw the line in and pull back when you get a hit.

Cody: Oh boy! Hopefully I can get some hunky dudes!

Joseph: There is fish only in there Cody!

Cody: I don't care what you say!

Joseph: Whatever...

Bowser Junior: Oh boy Chef Pee Pee! I can't wait to get me a fish for breakfast!

Chef Pee Pee: What?

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee I think I got something!

Chef Pee Pee: Really? Well hurry up and pull!

Bowser Junior: I'm trying Chef Pee Pee!

He pulls the line and the only thing that come out is a rock.

Bowser Junior: Wh, What?

Chef Pee Pee: (Sigh) It happens. Just try another time.

Bowser Junior: Ok!

He throws the fishing cord in again.

It cuts into the water to show a menacing shark looking for it's next prey and finds the fishing cord.

Bowser Junior: Come on now... Chef Pee Pee! I got another one!

Chef Pee Pee: Come on then! Pull it!

Suddenly the shark comes out and gets Junior.

Bowser Junior Mumbling: AHHHHHH!!! CHEF PEE PEE HELPPP!!!

Chef Pee Pee: JUNIOR!! WHAT THE HELL!! (Tries to pull the shark off of him)

The shark fed up then jumps on Chef Pee Pee but then fails to eat him and falls on his hat.

Chef Pee Pee: AHHHHHH! HELP SOMEBODY!! AHHAAAAA!!

Brooklyn T. Guy comes in.

Brooklyn T. Guy: What seems to be th--- OH MY GOD!! A SHARK!! ABANDON SHIP EVERYONE! ABANDON SHIP!!!

Brooklyn T. Guy goes to the ship to control but crashes into the ground.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh shit... Ok don't panic. I think I can fix this.

The ship starts sinking and everyone is trying to swim to shore.

Bowser Junior: Owww Chef Pee Pee... My body hurts...

Chef Pee Pee: My face is hurt!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Guys come on! We are leaving! Get to shore now!

Bowser Junior: Wait what?!

Joseph: Dude what?! I just got here!

Cody: Yeah! And now we are leaving?!

Chef Pee Pee: Just come on! We can't stay on a sinking ship for this long!

They all get off of the ship and everyone else swims safely to shore and they see the ship splash into the water and it sinks.

Brooklyn T. Guy: (Sigh) That is the second ship we lost this week... not a happy new year...

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, at least we all got out safely.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, but we will need to recover that ship. It will take us a week to get it fixed...

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee lets go home! My body hurts!

Chef Pee Pee: Alright Junior.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Come again soon I guess...

Joseph: We might or not hopefully...

They all leave and it cuts to the workers recovering and fixing the ship.

At mid night...

A shark fang is seen in the beach.

The shark pops out with a hat on it.

Shark: (Smiles) How do you do?

It irises out on him and the story ends.





NOTICE: This story has no dialogue in it. Which means there will be no swearing or violence in it. Also, please note that the "hmmmmm" and "AHHHHHHHHHH!!" quotes are not actual words.

It starts with Mario reading a book called: "beauty sleep"

The clock then starts ringing.

Mario: (Yawns)

He goes upstairs and changes his clothes.

He is seen in his sleeping clothes.

He goes to Jeffy's room to see that he is asleep.

Mario: (Calm sigh)

Mario then leaves Jeffy's room and goes to his bedroom.

Mario tucks himself in his bed and turns off the light.

He then goes fast asleep but however is waken up by heavy loud music.

He runs into Jeffy's room to see him sleeping.

Mario: hmmmm...

Mario leaves Jeffy's room only to hear music playing again.

He peaks in to see nothing.

Mario: (Thinks of an idea and gets a bat)

Loud music then play again and Jeffy gets hit by the bat.

Jeffy: (Tired moaning)

Jeffy falls on the bed knocked out finally asleep.

Mario nods his head and goes back to his room and tucks himself in bed and goes back to sleep.

The light however turns on all on it's self.

Mario: Wh--- (Turns it back off)

He then goes to sleep again.

The light then turns on all by it's self again.

Mario: (Groans and turns it back off again)

And he tucks himself in bed again.

The light turns on for a spthird time but however, Mario destroys it with a axe.

Mario then drops his axe and goes back to sleep again.

But then... the lightbulb turns on!

Mario is confused at what happened and decides just to throw out the bulb.

Mario once again gets in bed.

The bulb comes back thrown at him.

Mario: Wh--- (he throws the bulb back)

The bulb then comes back thrown at him.

Mario gets an idea and ignites a bomb attached with the bulb.

He throws it back to which an explosion occurs.

Mario cleans his hands off together and goes back to sleep.

The bulb however then ignites the whole neighbourhood and the people start shouting.

Mario fed up goes and closes the window and puts it's blind on.

Mario then yet again goes back to bed.

A meow is then heard.

Mario goes downstairs to see that High is hungry.

Mario pours him milk in a bowl and gives it to him.

High happily drinks the milk but then Grodo starts fighting over him for the milk

Mario frustrated ties them up and gives them separate bowls of milk and they start drinking.

Mario goes back upstairs and tries to get a shut eye.

Suddenly, pooping noises are heard downstairs.

Shrek is seen in the bathroom taking a "crap".

Mario then slides a note under the door in the toilet room.

Shrek opens up the note to which says: "QUIET WILL YOU?!"

Shrek understands and tries to hold his poop in.

Shrek is starting to get boiled up.

Suddenly, a huge explosion occurs and Shrek's poop is splattered everywhere and it busts the door down.

Shrek is seen groaning in relief.

Mario throws the door off of him and sees the big mess.

Mario fed up goes upstairs and ignores the disaster that has been caused by Shrek.

He goes back upstairs and goes to sleep.

Then, (blap blap!) is heard.

Mario pissed off now goes to the living room to see Black Yoshi playing COD.

He stealthily goes at the back and unplugs the TV.

Black Yoshi is seen trying to wonder what happened to the TV.

Mario quietly goes back to his room and goes to sleep.

Suddenly again, the light switch turns on for no reason.

Mario now more angered goes and shuts the switch off.

He goes tucked in again in the bed.

The switch turns on again.

Mario goes back to turn it off.

Yet again it turns on again.

Mario now even more pissed goes angerly back but it shuts off on it's self.

Mario goes back to bed again with a axe behind his hands.

It turns on once yet again.

Mario slowly goes to the switch and the switch is there still.

Mario then starts smashing the switch into bits and even more angered destroys his own bedroom for no reason at all.

He destroys the mirror, table, bed, walls, closet door, etc.

1 minute of a feud later...

He is seen in his broken bed about to tuck in again.

He goes back to sleep once again.

However, a light comes a upon his eye.

Mario angered more looks to see what is going on.

The sun is shining!

Mario looks at this and is about to have a nervous breakdown.

He then bursts into tears and starts crying as it irises out on him and the story ends.





WARNING: This story may have swearing.

NOTICE: As of February 2019, this story will be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program. Also, all credits (Both creator and artist) will be cut in the Red Ribbon Reissue.

It starts off with Mario in the living room.

The camera moves to the back of the window to show black insects.

The camera moves more closer to show mosquitos in the distance.

The Leader: Alright guys, we have been hiking for a long time now.

Mosquito 1: Yeah! I am very tired!

Mosquito 2: Me too! I ran out of water in my water bottle!

Mosquito 34: When will we find a place to rest and spend our lives in?

The Leader: Hmmmmm... (Looks around for a place) A house! It looks like a great place to infest our selves with!

Dumb Mosquito: Oh boy! I can't wait!

Mosquito 54: But we need to make sure there is humans there.

Mosquito 7: Without humans, we can't get any blood...

Mosquito 76: Guys, hopefully somebody must be in there.

Mosquito 5: Ya think?

Mosquito 76: Yeah!

Mosquito 90: I see a red hat threw the distance!

Mosquito 8: It should be a human!

The Leader: Guys, what do you say? We get in and find a place to rest.

Mosquito 67: Yes!

Mosquito 9: I need to find a place to relax in.

Mosquito 15: We should be able to find some stuff that is good in there.

The Leader: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!

They all go to the back to find out the window is closed.

Mosquito 43: Damnit...

Mosquito 85: We gotta find a way in!

Mosquito 14: Hey guys, how about as a team, we remove one of the walls to get inside.

Mosquito 73: Smart thinking!

Mosquito 91: Let's do so! We shall be able to get in!

They all get together as a team and remove a brick of the wall.

Mosquito 23: Boy, this is gonna be some haaaard work...

They remove another brick.

Mosquito 59: 23 more bricks to go guys!

Mosquito 98: I will be pumped by then...

They removed 13 more bricks.

Mosquito 21: My back hurts badly!

Mosquito 20: My hands are oofed from pulling...

The Leader: Come on guys! We gotta keep working if we wanna get in!

Mosquito 19: Yeah!

Mosquito 97: Ok then...

They pull off 12 more bricks.

Mosquito 22: Just a few more left!

They pull off another one.

Mosquito 4: Come on!

They pull yet another one...

Mosquito 94: Yes, yes, yes...

They remove the final one.

Mosquito 94: HOME SWEET HOME!!!

Mosquito 100: Yes! Finally!

Mosquito 30: My back hurts!

Mosquito 28: Mine too!

Mosquito 50: My hands are puffed.

The Leader: At least we got inside. Now let's get in!

They all go inside and the first thing they do is get on the carpet (at the back of the couch) to relax them selves.

Mosquito 70: Home ground! Finally! My feet have been burning forever!

Half of the insects get food tables steady.

Mosquito 45: So guys, what do we do?

Mosquito 92: I think we should look for a human and suck his/her blood.

Mosquito 101: Great idea!

All 500 of them go to look around for a human.

Mosquito 499: (Looks under the couch) Nothing here...

Mosquito 430: I check outside. No result.

Mosquito 471: Me too.

Mosquito 500: I think we should go and fly over the couch to see at the front.

Mosquito 290: Great idea!

They go to the front to see Mario.

Mosquito 130: Well, well, well.

Mosquito 110: Finally some desert!

Mosquito 380: Lets get him boys!

Mosquito 55: Yeah!

They all charge straight forward at Mario.

Mario sees all of them flying through his face.

Mario: What the hell?! Pests!! Mosquitos!! AHHHHH! (Runs downstairs and calls a pest controller)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Pest control. This is the line if you need a pest in control.

Mario: I have like hundreds of mosquitos in my house! Come here fast now!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok! I will be there in 10-15 minutes!

Mario: Ok! (Hangs up)

10-15 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario goes to answer the door.

Mario: Hello?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, you said you had mosquitos?

Mario: Yes! Please get rid of them!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok! (Comes inside)

Mario: Look! There is mosquitos all over the place!

Brooklyn T. Guy: WHAT THE FUCK?! IT LOOKS LIKE TAR ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Mario: I know! But it is mosquitos!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't know how to get rid of them!

Mosquito 105: Look! Humans!

Mosquito 121: Let's get em!

They charge at Brooklyn T. Guy and Mario.

Mario: AHHHH! RUNNNNN!!!

They run all over the house while being chased by the pests.

Brooklyn T. Guy: We will have to go outside to get rid of them!

Mario: Really?! Then let's do!

They go outside and the mosquitos follow them.

They go back inside and close the door on them.

Mario: Ok, I think that's that...

The mosquitos however, break down the door.

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Mosquito 160: Surprise!!

Mosquito 450: Missed us? Mario: RUN!!!

They keep chasing them.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I think we will need to get the carbon monoxide.

Mario: I think I have some in the bathroom!

Brooklyn T. Guy: What?!

Mario: Come on!

They go to the bathroom, close the door and search through the drawers.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Where could that damn thing be?

The door is heard being knocked very hard and is about to break.

Mario: Hurry!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok! I found it!

The door breaks down.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Take this you pests!

They run outside and drop the monoxide in the bathroom.

The Mosquitos are seen coughing.

Mosquito 170: (Cough) (Cough) This hurts my eyes!

Mosquito 149: (Cough) Let's get outta here!

They all fly out and leave the house through the front door.

They find somewhere to hide while the monoxide is chasing them.

They go inside a wasp's nest but the wasp comes out while the feud of the parade flies fast fast away never to be seen again.

The Wasp: Fucking idiots!

Mario: Phew. Welp, that takes care of that.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yep!

The Wasp: Pardon me, but which one of you assholes got a huge parade of mosquitos into my nest?!

Mario points that Brooklyn T. Guy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: YOU BITCH!!

The Wasp: Ah ha! So it is you ya wise guy! COME HERE!

Brooklyn T. Guy: AHHHH! HELPP!!

Brooklyn T. Guy is seen running away from the wasp while being stung.

Mario: Gosh, ain't I a stinker?

It irises out on him.





NOTICE: This story may have swearing in it

NOTICE 2: This story will be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program.

It starts off with a neighbourhood at night time. Everything is quite and peaceful.

A cat is seen crawling over a fence.

The cat gets some musical material and sets it up on the fence.

The Cat: Hmmmm...

The cat turns to a random page.

The Cat: Mm hmm... (Clears throat) 🎵FEE GAR ROWWWW. FEEE GAR ROWWWW.🎵

Mario then opens the window to see what's going on.

Mario: What the?! Stupid cat! Can't you see people are sleeping?! (Shuts the window)

The Cat: (Turns to a different page) (The cat is seen reading the page) 1... 2... and a 1 and a 2... and a 1, 2, 3, 4! (Music is seen playing in the background) 🎵I got this feeling, inside my bones, it goes electric wavy when I turn it on.🎵

Mario opens the window again.

Mario: Ughhhh! (Throws a book at the cat) that should fix him...

The book however, gets thrown back at him.

The Cat: 🎵All through my city, all through my home. We're flyin' up no ceilin' when we in our zone.🎵

Mario is fed up and goes outside.

The Cat: Uh oh...

The Cat runs away and Mario is seen chasing him until he leaves the yard.

Mario: And don't come back!

Mario goes back to his house and goes back to sleep.

The Cat stealthily goes back to the yard and continues the page.

The Cat: 🎵I got that, sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my feet, I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops. Ooh! I can't take my eyes up off it, moving so phenomenally.🎵

Mario then opens the window again.

Mario: THAT'S IT YOU FELINE!!

Mario rushes and gets his clothes on.

The Cat however, goes quickly to the stairs and puts grease all over it.

The Cat: What a dope! (Hides fast)

Mario: Ohhhhh that cat is so dead when I get m-- AHHH! (Slips off of the stairs)

Mario gets a headache from the fall.

Black Yoshi Upstairs: Yo Mario! Calm down with all the noise! I am trying to play me some call of duties!

Mario: Owwwww...

The Cat: Hey! Shall we dance?

Mario: WHY YOU DIRTY!!

Mario chases the cat again.

The Cat goes outside and pulls his leg on to the stairs just to make Mario trip and fall on the ground.

The Cat then runs away from the yard.

Mario: My leg hurts badly... if it is one thing that keeps bothering me, it's that stupid cat! If he comes back again... I will kill him!

Mario goes back upstairs and tries to get some sleep.

10 minutes later...

The Cat comes back but without his musical material.

The Cat: (Clears throat) 🎵Your just a beautiful Angel in the sky...🎵 (Pulls out a gun and shoots it in mid air) 🎵1 LITTLE 2 LITTLE 3 LITTLE KIDDOS.🎵 (Pulls out 4 sticks of dynamite 1 being small) (They all explode but the small one causes a huge explosion) 🎵4 LITTLE 5 LITTLE 6 LITTLE KIDDOS.🎵 (Bangs a glass lightly)

Mario then opens the window yet again.

Mario: ALRIGHT THAT IS IT!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!

Mario goes to the closet and gets a 4 year old bat out.

The Cat pulls out a sign saying "KILLING, HARMING OR HURTING A CAT IN ANY TYPE WILL CAUSE A 10 DOLLAR FINE".

Mario: (Sigh) Now how will I get rid of that annoying feline?!

The Cat is singing "Can't Stop The Feeling!" again.

Mario: UGHHHHH!!! (Closes the window) I can't stand him anymore!!

The Cat opens the window again.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

The Cat: 🎵Rock a bye baby on the tree top, it's time to go to sleep.🎵

Mario: Hey! Stop that! St--- (Starts getting sleepy) Stop that...

The Cat continues to sing the song as Mario falls wide asleep.

Mario is officially asleep.

The Cat takes Mario to his bed and tucks him in while he is still asleep.

The Cat leaves his room and then leaves the house and goes back to the yard.

He then goes back on the fence and gets a trumpet out.

He blows in to it very slowly and quietly.

The trumpet is then played loudly waking up most the neighbourhood.

Drum noises are then heard banging ear by ear.

Mario then wakes up to the noise.

Mario: What the?! AGAIN?! OH MY GOD!!!

Mario once yet again opens the window to see the cat playing drums very loudly.

Mario: DAMNIT!!! I AM THROUGH WITH THIS CAT!!! IF I HAVE TO GET SOME SLEEP I WILL HAVE TO KILL IT!! (Turns to the audience breaking the fourth wall) and I will too!

Mario goes and gets a lot of TNT and dynamite sticks.

Mario: This will blow that feline up to the surface of hell! (Laughs evilly)

He then lights up a match and puts the small fire on the line.

Mario: Oh boy! I hope this works!

Suddenly, the whole entire neighbourhood blows up into bits.

Mario is seen as a angel on a cloud meaning he is in heaven.

Mario: Oh well, at least I got rid of that annoying cat... (yawns) Welp, guess I can finally get some sleep!

Mario is starting to fall asleep but however, singing noises are heard...

The Cat's 9 lives come up to the sky and sing loudly.

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! AHHHHHHH!!!

All of them start singing "Can't stop the feeling!" while Mario is trying to close his ears but pissed off, jumps off of his cloud and a loud "thump!" is heard as it it irises out on Mario's cloud.





NOTICE: This story may have swearing some violence.

It starts off with the dark neighbourhood because it is night time.

Two mysterious animal-like figures are seen moving around the distance.

They go over a fence and find themselves in the trash.

They pop up to reveal a fox and a weasel.

Weasel: Uh uh George. Where are we going George I am very hungry!

George: Quite Snooki! We are about to enter somewhere we don't know! Hopefully we can find something to eat.

Snooki: Oh boy! I want gravy, mustard, sausages, chicken, everything I can imagine!

George: Yeah yeah whatever... we need to hurry up though.

Snooki: Ok!

They go around a corner to find a door in place.

George: Hey Snooki! Come here!

Snooki: Yeah George?

George: I found an entrance! Hopefully we can get inside or something!

Snooki: Noice! Can't wait!

They silently open the door to no one seen inside.

George: They could be asleep. Lets take a small hit!

Snooki: Alright!

They sneak around corners.

Snooki accidently bumps into a lamp and it breaks.

Mario hears the noise and wakes up.

Mario: Wha wh--- What was that?! Huh, must have been a bad dream or something... (He goes back to sleep)

It cuts back downstairs.

George: Snooki you fucking idiot! You almost woke up the whole entire house!!

Snooki: Well soorrry!

George: Ugh! Whatever!

They continue to walk around corners and find nothing.

George peeks his head under a table.

George: Hmmm...

He gets up and a chair is on his back.

George: Goodness... why do I feel so heavy?

The chair is then about to fall.

George: OHHHH SHIT!!!

He quickly puts his body against the chair crushing half of his body.

George: (Grunts) Sno--- Snooki, wait right here...

Snooki: Ok!

George quickly goes outside the house.

George: (Clears throat) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

The whole entire neighbourhood wakes up.

Citizen: What the?! What was that?! Hmmmm... maybe I was dreaming? Oh well... (He goes back to sleep)

George: Fuck ouchy ouch fuckietty fuck!!! My fucking back!!

Snooki: Maybe you should stop having a potty mouth.

George: SHUT THE FUCK UP SNOOKI!! MY BACK IS CRUSHED!!!

Snooki: Don't blame me...

George: Ugh!!

They go back inside the house and continue their search.

George: Ok, now no more screw ups! We already broke a lamp and my back is hurt! Lets just get this through with...

Snooki: Alright.

They go around another corner to find the kitchen.

George: Hmmm... Something smells good...

George goes inside the kitchen.

George: Hey Snooki. I think it may be a good time for you to come now! I think we may have found something!

Snooki: Ok George!

Snooki comes into the kitchen.

Snooki: It smells like freshness in here!

George: I know right?

They find a fridge.

George: This thing looks like something I have never seen before in my life...

Snooki: Lets open it!

George: NO! We could cause another accident!

Snooki: Are you that skeptical?

George: FUCK YOU!! (Opens the fridge in anger)

Snooki: Oh... OH MY GOD! It's Heaven!!!

George: I can put all of this stuff in my mouth right now!!

It shows food all over the fridge.

Snooki: I can't wait to eat this stuff!

It cuts to the mouse hole.

The Mouse comes out.

Mouse: (Humming) I can't wait for a midnight snack! I haven't eaten in 2 hours!

George: Well, Snooki. Lets eat!

Mouse: What th--- who are those guys?!

Snooki is about to take a chicken in his mouth.

Mouse: Hey!

Snooki stops.

George: Who is this tiny little guy?

Mouse: Oh me? I come here all the time!

Snooki: Really? What does the food taste like?

Mouse: Mint, salty, juiceful, amazing, etc.

Snooki: Oh boy! I can't wait to stuff it in my mouth!!

Mouse: Uh uh uh... it is my food. You don't belong here. Please leave, I need to get my daily midnight snack.

George: Why you dirty little...

The Mouse goes into the fridge.

George suddenly grabs him.

George: Now listen buster... we came here all the way from west to eat! We have been starving for 5-7 hours!

Mouse: So what? It is not my problem...

George: YOU NO GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE SON OF A--- (Throws the mouse on the table only for him to knock over a lot of material)

Mario then wakes up again.

Mario: WHAT THE?! Ok! That was not a dream! I am going to go check what is going on!

It cuts back to the kitchen.

George: Come on Snooki! Lets eat!

They are seen eating up the food rapidly.

Mouse: Owwwww... why all the dirty double crossing---

Mario: Hey! What is going on? What happened to the kitchen?!

Mouse: Uh oh... (runs quickly to his mouse hole and hides there)

George and Snooki are seen eating up the whole entire food.

George: Hmmmmm... (Thinks about all of the flashbacks with bad memories with Snooki) Why you... (Grabs a pan and hits Snooki over the head knocking him out)

Mario then comes in to see the ruckus.

Mario: WHAT THE HELL?!

George: Uh oh...

Mario: AHHHHHH!! A FOX!!! (Runs upstairs and goes on his cell phone)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Wild animals service. You have any problems?

Mario: Yes!! There is a wild fox and a sleeping weasel in my kitchen eating up my food!! Come quickly!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok sir. I will be there in 5-7 minutes!

Mario: Ok! (Hangs up)

5-7 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario: That must be him!

Mario opens the door.

Brooklyn T. Guy: You called?

Mario: Thank God you are here! Come quickly! There is a fox and weasel in my kitchen!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok!

It cuts to the kitchen.

Mario: There they are!

Brooklyn T. Guy: HOLY CHRIST!! (Pulls out a gun) Freeze you wild dog!

George: Oh no...

Snooki wakes up.

Snooki: Wh-- What happened... AHHH! A GUN!!! KEEP IT AWAY!!

Mario: They can talk?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I think they could be furries...

Mario: What?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: You know, humans dressed as animals?

Mario: I don't think that is possible.

Brooklyn T. Guy: It could be! Stop right now!

George: We gotta get out of here...

Snooki: Yeah...

The run away but Brooklyn T. Guy starts shooting at them.

George: RUUNNNNNN!!!

They start running away and Brooklyn T. Guy is seen shooting at them.

The whole entire neighbourhood then wakes up.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Get back here you!

Snooki is then shot on his leg.

Snooki: OHHHHHH!!! HELLLLP! OUCH!!

George: Damnit! (Grabs Snooki with his teeth by the back)

They both run safely outside of the house and never come back.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Dang it! We lost them!

Mario: Well is that a good thing?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Maybe, but they could come back! They can also have rabies!

Mario: But what about the furry thing?

Brooklyn T. Guy: They acted like real animals...

Mario: I hope it was just a prank played by furries...

The next morning...

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A man's house was just attacked yesterday by a fox and a weasel. Nobody was injured in the incident but Brooklyn T. Guy shot the weasel on the leg. It is unknown if these creatures will come back... Brooklyn T. Guy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah uh. I was working as a wild animal controller for the night and I got a call about a disturbance about a fox and weasel breaking in.

Brooklyn T. Guy is seen on TV telling the story as it slowly moves to the left and shows the mouse eating cheese.

Mouse: Heh heh heh! Those guys are such silly beings! They didn't know a mouse was involved!

He continues laughing as it irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Entertainment Story



WARNING: This story may have some violence and swearing.

NOTICE: This takes place after Jeffy's Bad Dog!.

It starts off with Mario on the couch while Poopy Butt (in his evil form) is growling at him.

Mario: Poopy stop it!

Poopy Butt: (Growls even harder at him)

Mario: Ugh! Just stop you stupid dog!

Jeffy then comes in.

Jeffy: Hey daddy what doing?

Mario: Jeffy can you get your dog off of me? He keeps screaming in my face!

Jeffy: Sure thing daddy! Come on Poopy Butt!

Poopy Butt bites Jeffy's hand in anger.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mario: Jeffy are you ok?!

Jeffy: NO I'M NOT DADDY!! POOPY BUTT IS HIGH AS FUCK TO THINK HE CAN JUST BITE ME!!

Mario: Ugh! I will get rid of him Jeffy you can go downstairs.

Jeffy: Ok daddy!

Jeffy leaves the room.

Mario: Stupid dog! What the hell is wrong with you?! Why would you bite Jeffy?!

Poopy Butt: (Growls louder)

Mario: That's it! You are going to time out!

Mario drags Poopy Butt to the corner.

Mario then drops Poopy Butt in the spot.

Poopy Butt: (Makes gross noises)

Mario: Shut it Poopy Butt! You are staying in the corner until you behave! Don't think about leaving until 5 minutes are up!

Mario then leaves Poopy Butt while he is still making gross noises.

Poopy Butt is seen moving frantically while paralyzed.

Mario: (Sigh) I guess it's time for bed. Jeffy! Come on let's get you to bed!

It cuts to Jeffy's room.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, I hope you are ready for bed!

Jeffy: Yeah I am daddy!

Mario: Alright Jeffy! See you in the morning!

Jeffy: Goodnight daddy!

Mario leaves the room and turns off the light.

Mario: Alright, guess it is time for some beauty sleep! (He goes to his room, turns off the light, tucks himself in and turns off his lamp)

Mario is seen fast asleep.

It cuts back to Poopy Butt still shaking around.

Poopy Butt: (Makes growling noises)

He is obviously scared of the dark.

Poopy Butt tries to get out of there by moving with his head.

It cuts to him on the stairs.

Suddenly, he then falls from them!

Poopy Butt is seen on the ground and he wakes up from the fall.

Poopy Butt: (Makes gross noises)

It is then shown that he is not paralyzed anymore!

Poopy Butt: (Makes excited noises and leaves the house)

It then shows morning time.

It cuts to Jeffy in his room.

Jeffy then wakes up.

Jeffy: Oh boy! It's morning time again!

Mario is seen on the couch and Jeffy comes in.

Jeffy: Hey daddy what doing?

Mario: Hey Jeffy would you like something to eat?

Jeffy: Where is Poopy Butt?

Mario: Oh I put him in cor--- what the? Where did he go?

Jeffy: I don't know daddy.

Mario: Maybe he just went somewhere around the house. Anyways, would you like anything to eat?

Jeffy: Pudding.

Mario: What?

Jeffy: Pudding.

Mario: We don't have pudding but we may have chocolate cake.

Jeffy: Ok daddy!

Mario: Lets go downstairs and see what else is there.

Jeffy: Alright daddy.

It cuts back to outside of the house where Poopy Butt is seen.

Poopy Butt: (Makes evil growling noises)

He then sees his first victims: Tari and Meggy.

Poopy Butt: (Evil laughter)

Meggy: So how was yesterday?

Tari: I spent my night by playing the new super smash kick each other in ass bros game! It was good unlike the other 2.

Meggy: Cool! I was jus---

Suddenly Poopy Butt comes in starts barking at them.

Tari: What th---

Poopy Butt: Woof woof!!

Tari: Awwwww! It's a doggo!

Poopy Butt: (Growls) Woof woof!

Meggy then finds a stick.

Meggy: Hmmmmm...

Poopy Butt barks at them more until Meggy grabs a stick.

Meggy: Here boy! Go get it! Go get the stick!

Poopy Butt then gets excited by looking at the stick.

Meggy then throws the stick but by accident: Past cars that are passing through!

Poopy Butt then starts running to get the stick.

Meggy: Oh no... what have I done...

Tari: DOGGO NOOO!!!

Poopy Butt is seen going through the traffic but isn't seen...

Tari: No... it can't be...

Poopy Butt however, comes back with the stick alive.

Meggy: HOW?!

Poopy Butt drops the stick from his mouth.

Meggy: Again? No no no no no.... nope. I ain't getting you killed...

Poopy Butt: (Makes sad whimpering)

Tari: I will do it. But instead, I will watch my aim!

Meggy: Ok. Thanks Tari!

Tari: Anytime! (Throws the stick)

Poopy Butt is seen going throw a bush to get the stick.

Poopy Butt comes back with the stick in his mouth but however, a bulldog is holding him.

Tari: Uhhhhhhh...

Bulldog: Does this belong to you?! (Throws Poopy Butt on the ground)

Poopy Butt is seen very dizzy.

Bulldog: Control your stupid dog madame!

The Bulldog leaves angered.

Poopy Butt barks at the Bulldog.

Tari: Sorry doggo, we gotta get going! Bye! See you soon.

Poopy Butt: Woof!

They both then leave.

Poopy Butt then suddenly remembers that his personality was supposed to be evil. Not joyful, meaningful or playful.

Poopy Butt gets furiously angered by this and from his mouth: breaks the stick in by his bare teeth.

Poopy Butt looks back at them and charges from all speed until he turns into a fireball.

Poopy Butt runs at a blast passing them.

Meggy: Woah!

Tari: What was that?!

Suddenly, loud crashes are heard and throughout the scenery, a house's wall has been broken through, (inside a couch has been destroyed, some of the stairs are missing and the kitchen's wall has been broken through) trees have been thorn down, a bush has a very big hole in it, and 5-9 trees are all patched together on each other.

Poopy Butt then comes out with a surprised face.

He looks at all of the trees.

Poopy Butt: (Laughs)

Poopy Butt then remembers what he needs to do.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof!

He comes out of the trees and starts to look for a new victim and forgets about Tari and Meggy.



CHAPTER 2

Poopy Butt is seen going through bushes.

He then sees Sunny Funny passing by.

Poopy Butt: (Evil laughter)

Poopy Butt then starts barking at her.

Sunny Funny: What the heck?

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof! (Growls at her)

Sunny Funny: Is that Poopy Butt?

Poopy Butt keeps barking at her.

Sunny Funny does not think much of it and leaves.

Poopy Butt then feels humiliated because he did not receive much attention.

Poopy Butt: (Growls)

Sunny Funny is seen walking to her home with Poopy Butt sneakily stalking her from behind.

Poopy Butt is looking at her by every move.

Suddenly Sunny goes through a huge crowd and Poopy Butt is confused.

Poopy Butt is angered at this and starts going through the crowd and starts biting everyone who keeps getting in his way.

Woman 5: OUCH! I think something is biting me!

Man 3: My shirt is being pulled!

Woman 9: My shoelaces are untied!

Sunny Funny: Hmm... strange crowd...

Poopy Butt looks at her from behind the crowd.

More people get in his way and he bites with all of his might.

Man 7: YEOOOOWWWWW!!!

Sunny Funny: What the hell?!

Man 2: My ass has bite marks!!

Sunny Funny: (Giggles)

Woman 4: Where is my bag?!

Sunny Funny leaves the crowd and goes home.

Poopy Butt also makes his way out and finds her in the distance only to follow her.

Man 8: That is the dog who was annoying us!

Woman 7: Get it!

They all start chasing Poopy Butt.

Poopy Butt: YIPPEE!!! (Runs off)

Poopy Butt jumps on Sunny Funny's shoulder.

Sunny Funny: Hey! What th--- (sees the crowd running at her) AHHH!! (Runs off and hides in a bush)

The crowd is seen running off with loud footsteps being heard.

Sunny Funny sees them run off.

Sunny Funny: Phew... what the hell was gone into them?! Goodness people must be mad about something...

Sunny Funny gets out of the bush and leaves.

Poopy Butt's eyes are seen and he spots Sunny Funny again.

Poopy Butt: (Starts to think how to properly stalk Sunny)

He then finds a knife on the ground for some reason...

Poopy Butt then gets nasty idea...

At Sunny Funny's home...

Poopy Butt is seen entering through a window.

He is seen with a knife ready to attack anyone.

Sunny Funny is seen downstairs looking at her family photos.

Poopy Butt is seen coming downstairs with a menacing look.

Sunny Funny: Oh dad... I wish you where here with me right...

Poopy Butt then freezes to see what is going on.

Sunny Funny: I just got a new home today. I met some very good friends. I love you dad. My brother and dad are both gone because of those dirty vandals...

Poopy Butt hears all of this and his ears drop.

Sunny Funny: I hate Onion Cream... I wish I got to kill him for what he had done... (starts crying)

Poopy Butt is seen with tears coming from his eyes.

Poopy Butt then shakes out of it and goes back to his evil way.

Sunny Funny: Love you both. Stay safe in heaven...

She puts the photo back on the shelf and sits down on the couch.

Poopy Butt is seen behind the couch with red and black eyes with a angered look.

It cuts to Jeffy looking for his dog in his house.

Jeffy: Poopy Butt, Poopy Butt... where are you Shitass? Poopy Butt?

It cuts back to Sunny Funny's house.

Poopy Butt then swings his knife on Sunny Funny only to cut one of her flower petals.

Sunny Funny: What?

She looks up and the first thing she sees is red eyes and a brown face.

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHH! HELP!!

She runs off to the kitchen.

Poopy Butt starts chasing her.

She grabs the phone and calls the police.

Brooklyn T. Guy: 911 what's your emergency?

Sunny Flower: My house has been broken in! Please help!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok mam! I am coming as soon as possible!

Poopy Butt is seen climbing out the window.

Poopy Butt: (Evil laughing)

???: 🎵Some Sunday morning, it's gotta be a day!🎵

Poopy Butt: Huh?

Poopy Butt sees a green female-like figure walking joyfully and going home.

Poopy Butt: Oooooo! (He has a very evil grin and starts to stalk her)

The green female figure goes to her house and closes the door.

Poopy Butt is seen with a evil smile across his face.



CHAPTER 3

Poopy Butt is seen going around a corner.

He opens up a window but to see a net around it.

Poopy Butt: Hmmmm...

He remembers that he has a knife in his hands.

He takes the knife and cuts the window net in half.

Poopy Butt enters the house and sneaks around.

He sees the green female figure humming in the kitchen while washing her dishes.

He looks around and sneaks behind a wall undetected.

This time, he goes all out and starts barking at her from behind.

The green figure looks about and is shocked to see a dog in her house.

???: What in the?

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof!!

???: Oh, it's just a dog! How did it get in here? My door was closed!

Poopy Butt: (Growls)

???: You must be hungry eh?

Poopy Butt then makes a confused face and nods his head left and right.

???: Oh. Then what are you doing here?

Poopy Butt: Woof woof.

???: Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Chloroplast!

Poopy Butt: Woof. (Points at her front)

Chloroplast: Oh this? This is just my dark green armor to protect me from intruders! Luckily your just a dog. I am not that sensitive

Poopy Butt: (Makes a happy face and sticks his tongue out in excitement)

Chloroplast: You must be lost. Do you have a owner?

Poopy Butt has completely forgotten about his owner when he was bashed through trees and bushes and constant running.

Chloroplast: No? I guess you can stay here for the night and we will find your owner tomorrow!

Poopy Butt gets excited.

Later...

Jeffy: Daddy I can't find Poopy Butt anywhere!

Mario: Really??

Jeffy: Yeah, I think he ran away!

Mario: That is not possible Jeffy! The door is always locked and your dog can't reach the door!

Jeffy: I think we should put some posters of Poopy Butt.

Mario: (Sigh) Ok, hopefully. But I am not sure he ran away...

It cuts back to Chloroplast's house.

Chloroplast: So, what would you like to do.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Goes and find a stick)

He looks all over the place for a stick and finds a kitchen table's leg.

Poopy Butt bites hard rips the table's leg causing the table to collapse.

Poopy Butt: Woof! (Shows her the stick)

Chloroplast: Where did you find that?

Poopy Butt nods his head downstairs.

Chloroplast: Uh oh...

She goes downstairs and goes into the kitchen to find a collapsed table.

Chloroplast: No you didn't...

Poopy Butt nods his head up and down.

Chloroplast: (Facepalms) Ugh! Now I will have to get this fixed!

Poopy Butt drops the stick.

Chloroplast: For me? Thank you!

She fixes up the table with tape and glue.

Chloroplast: There we go! Just don't do that again... let's go find something else to do!

Poopy Butt: Woof!

Chloroplast: Alr--- (Yawns) Welp. I am starting to get tired! Lets go get some sleep!

Poopy Butt: Woof.

Chloroplast: I know. We can play tomorrow! Come now!

Poopy Butt and Chloroplast go upstairs.

Chloroplast goes into her room and Poopy Butt follows.

She tucks herself into bed.

Chloroplast: Nighty night!

Chloroplast is fast asleep.

It cuts back to Mario and Jeffy setting posters of Poopy Butt to the public.

Jeffy: Gee daddy! I hope this works!

Mario: Yeah me too...

It cuts directly back to Poopy Butt.

Poopy Butt is about to go to sleep but then he realizes what he has done.

Poopy Butt's eyes turn red, white and black and goes furiously mad meaning he is gone back to evil mode.

He goes downstairs and gets knife.

Poopy Butt: Muhahahahahahaha!!!

He goes silently back to Chloroplast's room with a evil grin.

Chloroplast is fast asleep while Poopy Butt is seen going near her bed and raising the knife up in the air.

Suddenly, by looking at her face, his eyes go back to normal and he starts thinking of what she has done for him.

He remembers how he met her and how she allowed him to stay in her home.

He also remembers that she was playful and joyful.

Poopy Butt silently goes downstairs and puts the knife away.

He closes Chloroplast's door and goes downstairs.

There he is seen with a sad face and start saying brushing to tears.

Poopy Butt: (Cries) I can't do it!! No! I can't! Not even a bit!! NO! (Cries even harder) AHHHHH!! I CAAAAN'T!!!! NO I CAN'T.

After a few minutes of whimpering and crying, he goes to sleep and tries to forget what he has been trying to do.

He then gets a dream about Jeffy and Mario and his memories together with them.

The next morning...

Poopy Butt suddenly wakes up.

Poopy Butt: What? Ah ha! I remember now! I remember my family! Jeffy!

He quickly runs upstairs and wakes up Chloroplast.

Poopy Butt: Chloroplast wake up! I remember who my owner was! He was a blue helmet kid and went uh uh! I also remember his dad! He wears a red hat!

Chloroplast: What the heck?! You can talk?!

Poopy Butt: Yeah I can!

Chloroplast: Eek! Anyways, thank for telling me about your owner! Let's go and try finding him!

They go outside and see posters of Poopy Butt along with the phone number.

Chloroplast: I guess I found a solution to the problem!

Gets out her phone and dials the phone number on the poster.

Mario: Hello?

Chloroplast: Good morning, I have your pet dog!

Mario: Wh-- really?!

Chloroplast: Yeah I do!

Mario: Who are you?

Chloroplast: I am Chloroplast. I found your dog inside my house.

Mario: What the heck?! Ok! Just come to my house it is blue and has triangle shape somewhere!

Chloroplast: Ok!

She hangs up.

Chloroplast: Come on dog! Let's go!

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario goes to answer the door.

Mario: AHH! Who are you?!

Chloroplast: Chill. I am just a green gem.

Mario: Where you the one that called me?

Chloroplast: Yes!

Mario: Oh. Where is Poopy Butt?

Chloroplast: Wwwhat? That's his name?!

Mario: Yes!

Chloroplast: Why would you name him that?!

Mario: It was my son...

Chloroplast: Oh... He is next to me.

Mario: Poopy Butt?

Poopy Butt: Woof!

Mario: It's you! Where have you been?

Poopy Butt: Outside.

Mario: WHAT?! He can talk?!

Chloroplast: Yeah, he talked to me...

Mario: Wow...

Chloroplast: Anyways, I will see you later!

Mario: Thank you so much for finding the dog!

Chloroplast: Anytime! Goodbye!

Mario: Bye!

Mario closes the door.

Mario: Oh my God! Poopy Butt who was that!

Poopy Butt: A nice beautiful lady.

Mario: YOU CAN TALK?! HOW?!

Poopy Butt: I started talking yesterday!

Mario: Oh my goodness! Jeffy!

Jeffy: Yes da-- (Gasp) POOPY BUTT!!! POOPY I MISSED YOU!!

Poopy Butt: I missed you too Jeffy!

Jeffy: AHHHHH! HE CAN TALK?!

Poopy Butt: Yeah I can!

Jeffy: Poopy Butt can talk daddy!

Mario: I know! He can!

Jeffy: Poopy! Let's go downstairs and play!

Poopy Butt: Alright!

They both go downstairs and it fades out.

THE END!



Badman Thinks Of Something New!

NOTICE: This story may have swearing and violence.

It starts off with Badman reading a book that is titled: "Book for villains".

Badman: Egad! What a book! It is very interesting!

Nancy: What are you reading?

Badman: I have new plans for all of you guys!

Buckaroo: For us?

DBT Guy: Ok, what is it?

Badman: We will try destroying the world in our own ways! The Buckaroo will be our man!

Buckaroo: Wait a minute? WHAT?!

Badman: You heard me correctly!

Badman Jr: Oh boy! What are we gonna do.

Badman: We will find some Citizens, and then we will kidnap or kill them in my way! Anyways, get ready. We are going outside!

It cuts to them in a huge bush.

Badman: We must know every tree in the forest.

They all bumps into a huge tree and the bush falls apart.

Badman: That's one of them now!

They all hide behind the tree.

They then see their first victim: Sunny Funny.

Nancy: What do we do?

Badman: Buckaroo, now's your chance!

Buckaroo: But I--

Badman: GO!! (Kicks the Buckaroo into Sunny Funny)

Sunny Funny and the Buckaroo both get into sandy soil.

Sunny Funny: Hey! Watch where you are going! Are you trying to get us killed!

Buckaroo: Uhhhhhhh...

The Buckaroo puts his head up and is covered with soil.

Sunny Funny: Ew! Clean your face up! (Gives him a paper towel)

Buckaroo then wipes his face off and Sunny Funny is surprised to see him.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp) YOU!!

Buckaroo: Now wait a m---

Sunny Funny: HELP!!

Buckaroo: SHHHHHHHHHH! Be quiet you idiot!! (Looks back at the tree and the Badman makes a "ok" with his fingers) Look now! I am not that evil.

Sunny Funny: Yes you are! MarioFan2009 told me about you! Leave me alone!

Buckaroo: Look, if you don't want me to explain, FINE! I guess I won't explain!

Sunny Funny: Explain what? Your horrendous acts towards people? I know you have been working for!

Buckaroo: Who?!

Sunny Funny: "The 5 Guys"!

Buckaroo: THEY ARE DECEASED!!

Sunny Funny: Wait, then who do you work for?

Buckaroo: NO ONE!

Sunny Funny: I don't believe you...

Buckaroo: And how is that?!

Sunny Funny: Why are you being very unruly towards me?

Buckaroo: Because you won't listen!

Sunny Funny: So what? I don't have to listen. (Walks away with her head in moody way)

Buckaroo: UGGGGH! Mother fucker!!

Buckaroo goes back to the gang.

Badman Jr: How it go?

Buckaroo: TERRIBLE!! We need to find a way to get her!!

Badman: I got some plans in my book!

Buckaroo: Really?

Badman: Yes! Now where is that chapter? (Finds it) Here it is!

The Buckaroo is seen planting flowers and Sunny Funny's house and rings the doorbell and hides.

Badman Narrating: Number 1: If you find a girl victim, you need to get her trust. This may be done with flowers or something female's may love!

Sunny Funny goes to answer the door to find flowers.

Sunny Funny: For me?! Woah! Somebody must be interested in me!

She takes the flowers inside.

Sunny Funny: I just love me some flowers!

Buckaroo is seen in his hiding spot (In this case a flower pot) waiting for the chaos to happen.

Sunny Funny: I guess I will put them in here. (She puts the flowers in a flower pot)

Buckaroo: Oh fucking--- (The flowers then explode)

Buckaroo's face is grey from the explosion.

Sunny Funny: What is going down there?

Buckaroo: FUCK!! (He gets out of the pot and runs away)

Sunny Funny: Oh dear lord! My pot! It's been destroyed! I guess I will have to buy a new one...

Later outside...

Badman is seen slapping Buckaroo.

Badman: YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! YOU LET HER GET AWAY!!

Buckaroo: It was not my fault! She put the flowers in my hiding spot!

Badman: Ugh! At least we have more plans!

Badman Narrating: Number 2: A female can sometimes be curious enough to see what is going on. It is best you leave a unfamiliar object around in the distance.

Buckaroo is seen patching up a box with punching gloves with springs attached to them.

He closes the box and makes a very loud whistle noise.

He then hides.

Sunny Funny comes outside and sees the box with a sign saying: "A gift for anyone! Please open if you'd like!"

Sunny Funny: Wow! A gift for me! I can't wait to see what is inside!

She opens it up.

Sunny Funny: Wow! These look very beautiful! Bless the person that decided to give it to me!

Badman, Nancy, Buckaroo, DBT Guy and Badman Jr look with shocked faces.

Sunny Funny: Guess I will take this package!

Buckaroo: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!

Sunny Funny: Hey! That is mine!

Buckaroo: GIVE ME THAT YOU FLOWER BITCH!!

Sunny Funny: LET GO YOU HORSE FACE!!

The box suddenly patches open and Buckaroo gets punched in the face by the gloves.

Sunny Funny: What the?

Buckaroo then turns dumb.

Buckaroo: EH! Pardon me! But uhhhhhh which way did they go?!

Sunny Funny: What?

Buckaroo then snaps out of it by shaking his head rapidly.

Buckaroo: Why you dirty...

Sunny Funny scared then runs fast away

Buckaroo is left with a shocked face.

Badman Narrating: Number 3: Women can be caring for children. In this case, disguise someone to be a baby and prepare yourself!

Badman Jr is seen as a baby with some flower petals on his head.

Buckaroo: Get ready mate.

Badman Jr: I am.

The Buckaroo then rings the doorbell.

Badman Jr then starts to actingly cry like a baby.

Sunny Funny opens the door.

Sunny Funny sees the kid and reads the sign that says: "Please take care of my little child while I am gone shopping! Signed - Miss Flower".

Sunny Funny: Awwww! He is adorable!

Badman Jr makes a evil grin.

Sunny Funny: Let's take you inside!

She takes the kid inside.

Sunny Funny: I just like children! Sadly I cannot reproduc--- WAIT A MINUTE! I am the only last flower person alive! How is this kid... HOW IS THE MOTH--- WHAT IS GOING ON?! I AM NOT THE LAST FLOWER PERSON ALIVE?! THERE IS FLOWERS ALREADY ON EARTH?! (Looks at the baby)

Badman Jr: Goo goo gah gah!

Sunny Funny: Hmmmm...

She is seen taking the kid outside.

Sunny Funny: If I am the last flower alive then let's see if this is a flower!

She bangs Badman Jr against a tree.

Buckaroo sees this and is shocked.

Buckaroo: What the fuck is that mother fucking flower girl doing?!

Nancy: She reminds me of me...

Badman slaps Nancy.

Nancy: OUCH!!

Badman Jr: (Cries).

Sunny Funny: Oh dear. I guess I am not the last flower person alive.

Buckaroo: THE LAST FLOWER PERSON ALIVE?!

Buckaroo then glares at Badman with anger and furiousness.

Badman: Uhhhhhhhh... hehe...

Buckaroo then runs fast speed to Sunny Funny.

Badman: Woah! What on earth are you doing?!

Buckaroo: EXPOSING A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT WHO DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT FLOWER BITCHES!!

He then goes right in front of Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: What the?!

Buckaroo: LOOK STUPID!! I WORK FOR THAT PIECE OF TUXEDO SHIT AND HIS SMALL GANG!! AND THIS, (Pulls out Badman Jr and pulls of the flower petals off of his head) IS A SCHEME OF HIS. HE WANTS ME TO KILL YOU!! (Pulls out a gun and shoots rapidly in mid air) KILL YOU!!! KIDNAP YOU!! DESTROY YOU TO BITS!!! BADMAN IS A EVIL PERSON!! (Throws Badman Jr on the ground with anger) HE HAS BEEN FIGHTING WITH MARIO. HE IS A FRIEND OF NANCY, DBT GUY, THIS PIECE OF SHIT OVER HERE AND ME!!! I AM THROUGH WITH THIS!! I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!! I AM DONE!!!

Sunny Funny: Wh---

Buckaroo: DONE!!! I AM THROUGH BEING A VILLAIN!!! I WANNA BE GOOD!! (Starts to cry) I WANNA DO SOMETHING GOOD AHHHHHH!!! (Walks away crying very loudly in heavy depression)

Sunny Funny then sees Badman Jr on the ground and DBT Guy, Nancy and Badman looking back at her.

Badman: Oh fuck.

DBT Guy: I think we might be screwed.

Sunny Funny is seen folding up her sleeves and goes toward the three.

Sunny Funny: So, you are the guys who sent that horse-looking man. TO KILL ME?! THAT IS WHAT I HEARD!!

DBT Guy: Well you see... (smiles)

Sunny Funny: I HEARD EVERY QUOTE OF HIS!!! YOU WANT TO KILL ME!!

Badman: Hehehehehe... oh fuck...

The screen then cuts to black.

It shows the Buckaroo over the edge of a cliff with his hands on his face very upset.

Buckaroo: Those 5 Guys. They thought me to become a villain... but now, I am nothing. I have no one to properly guide me... I am just a lonely old humanoid with nothing. I have lost everything... (Sobs)

He is seen about to jump off the cliff.

Buckaroo: Guess I will have to end it all... goodbye cruel world!!

???: STOP!

Buckaroo: What?

Buckaroo looks back at him and he sees Sunny Funny!

Sunny Funny: Hey.

Buckaroo: Su--- Well. Look who came... SCRAM STUPID! I know you don't care! Leave!

Sunny Funny: Look, I am sorry. I heard everything what you just said right in front of me... you...

Buckaroo: What?

Sunny Funny: You are very troubled... Badman forced you into doing it.

Buckaroo: Doing what?

Sunny Funny: (Sigh) Killing me.

Buckaroo: Yeah he did. And now I know you are mad at me and will hate me forever. NOW SCRAM BUZZARD!

Sunny Funny: Look. I feel bad for you. Now that I know Badman was making you trying to kidnap or kill me.

Buckaroo: Yeah and?

Sunny Funny: You are tired of being a ruthless villain.

Buckaroo: Yeah yeah I am! Nobody is properly guiding me! I wanna end it now!

Sunny Funny: Suicide is not the answer. You can always change.

Buckaroo: Wait, what?

Sunny Funny: Yes. I am sorry for your loss of those 5 guys but they where not good people. They wanted you to commit terrorism, kidnap, kill and rob people. That is not who you are. I know you are a hero deep inside...

Buckaroo: (Sigh) I never was a hero...

Sunny Funny: How about we discuss about you and how you got together with the 5 guys.

Buckaroo: They told me to bomb a road and rob a bank. They then started to plan a shooting up at a nightclub and wiki users stopped us...

Sunny Funny: They did the right thing. May be you can come and I will properly introduce you to my friends!

Buckaroo: Really?

Sunny Funny: Yes!

Buckaroo: Ok then I guess...

It cuts to the hospital.

Badman: Well, that was a huge failure...

Nancy: This is all your fault!!

DBT Guy: I have a broken leg because of that flower human!

Nancy: Don't sweat it!

Badman Jr is seen walking through the hospital with a lollipop in his hand.

Badman: WHAT THE HECK?! Where did you get that?!

Badman Jr: Sunny decided to give it to me. I said I am sorry for what I have done. I don't think I want to be a villain...

Badman Jr is seen walking away.

Badman: Egad!! What a fucking book!! FAAAAAAAH!!!

It irises out on him.

THE END



WARNING: This story may have swearing and violence.

NOTICE: This story is to be put in the "Red Ribbon Reissue" program.

It starts off with a terrible thunder storm near a abandoned house.

The door of the house is opened by a key.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, we are supposed to stay here for the night because our house is being renovated. So I want you to be a good boy! Ok?

Jeffy: Ok daddy!

Poopy Butt is seen making whimpering noises.

Jeffy: Come on Poopy Butt! This house is great! You might like it!

They go inside the house.

Poopy Butt is 6 seconds in the house already being scared.

Mario: Alright Poopy Butt. Me and Jeffy are going to go get some sleep. Be a good dog ok?

Poopy Butt shakes his head up and down.

Jeffy: Goodnight Poopy!

They go upstairs and go to sleep in a bedroom.

Poopy Butt is seen making more whimpering noises.

He suddenly sees black figures with long ears to his right.

Out comes out are 2 cats wearing masks and a tied up dog. One of the cats is holding a axe.

Poopy Butt: (Screams)

He runs all the way upstairs just to wake up Mario.

Mario: W--- Poopy Butt! What's wrong?

Poopy Butt makes weird poses and wears a mask and holds up a axe to show Mario what is going on.

Mario: Oh that is silly! That should be nothing!

Poopy Butt then makes a shocked face.

Mario: Just go get some sleep!

Poopy Butt: (Whimpers)

Poopy Butt goes downstairs again to see nothing.

Suddenly he sees them again expect the dog is about to be slaughtered.

Poopy Butt screams harder this time and goes to wake up Jeffy.

Jeffy: AHHHHHH!! MONSTER HELP!!!

Poopy Butt: WAKE UP STUPID!!!

Jeffy: Oh, it's you Poopy Butt. What doing?

Poopy Butt makes weird poses and holds a axe and wears a mask to show Jeffy what is going downstairs.

Jeffy: That sounds like a fun game! Maybe we play tomorrow! I gotta sleep! Goodnight! (He goes back to sleep)

Poopy Butt then goes downstairs but he then sees in Mario's room that 3 cats are about to hang him.

Poopy Butt: WHAT THE---

Poopy Butt quickly rushes to Mario's room and scares off the cats.

Poopy Butt: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

Mario then wakes up.

Mario: What th--?! Poopy Butt! You again! (He then sees he rope on his neck) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Poopy Butt then starts making more weird poses to try show Mario what is going on.

Mario: Ugh! Just go to sleep already!

Poopy Butt is then frustrated and goes back downstairs.

Suddenly, there is cats popping out of everywhere. (From the corridor, the front door, bags, the clock, the kitchen, etc.)

Poopy Butt then runs upstairs again to wake up Mario.

Mario: What now?!

Poopy Butt: You idiot! There are cats downstairs trying to kill me!

Mario: Your a dog! Just scare them away! Ugh! Now let me sleep!

Suddenly he sees a cat with a bowling bowl on top of the bed.

Poopy Butt: NOOO!!

He rushes to Mario's face to cover him.

Mario: HEY! WHAT THE HELL?!

Poopy Butt then gets hit in the head by the bowling ball.

Mario: That does it! Poopy Butt, if you don't go to sleep I will make you!

Poopy Butt: (Is very tired because of the bowling ball)

Poopy Butt goes downstairs and falls on the ground tired.

The Cats then find out he is knocked out and go upstairs.

They then discuss who should they kill first.



CHAPTER 2

The cats are seen about to cause havoc.

Poopy Butt wakes up, sees this and runs upstairs.

He is able to scare all of the cats away but then Mario wakes up.

Mario: Alright, that's it...

Poopy Butt: But... but... but but but...

Mario: I will get rid of those cats myself!

Mario goes downstairs and is not heard from for a while.

Poopy Butt: Mario?

Poopy Butt decides to go downstairs and finds shadows to his right.

The cats are seen holding a chair with Mario on it with a sign that says: "YOU WHERE RIGHT POOPY BUTT."

Poopy Butt sees this and then runs outside of the house only to jump on Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: What th--- Hey! What's the big idea?

Poopy Butt: (Points at the house and makes cat poses with axes and shows a small pose of Mario in a chair)

Sunny Funny: Well, you won't let the cats kill your master would you.

Poopy Butt: (Nods his head right and left)

Sunny Funny: Look, you're a dog, dogs chase cats, and those are cats.

Poopy Butt: (Nods his head up and down)

Sunny Funny: Dogs are man's best friend. Right?

Poopy Butt: (Nods his head up and down)

Sunny Funny: Who has been talking care of you for the past few months?

Poopy Butt: (Makes a bush into a hat and wears it)

Sunny Funny: Now, you wouldn't let some pesky cats kill him would you?

Poopy Butt: (Nods his head right and left)

Sunny Funny: Then go get them!

Poopy Butt then looks back at the house angered and pulls up his sleeves.

He runs back into the house and loud crashing noises are heard.

The cats are seen running out of the house while Sunny Funny is seen watching them.

A small kitten is also seen running out.

It cuts to Mario and Poopy Butt.

Mario: Gee, Thanks Poopy Butt! I should have trusted you. You where awesome!

A masked cat is seen coming out of the clock with a hammer.

Mario: Po-- Poo-- POOPY BUTT!! LOOK OUT, BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!!

The Cat knocks out Poopy Butt and drops the hammer on his head.

Mario is shocked at what he saw.

The Cat pulls off his mask.

Cat: Ahahahahaha! Doggies is the cwaziest peoples! Hahahahaha!

It irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have some swearing.

It starts off with the mouse being trapped by Grodo the brown cat.

Mouse: Please Mr. Cat! Please spare me! I wouldn't be able to make up a lot of your appetite! Please!

Grodo: What would I get out of it?

Mouse: Please, I will be able to help you in your future.

Grodo: Hmmmmm... I don't know...

Mouse: How about I tell you the story about the Lion and the Mouse?

Grodo: Alright then. Go on!

Mouse: So once a upon a time in a jungle lived happy animals.

Grodo: Mmm hmmm...

It starts showing off scenery from Mouse's story.

Mouse: And along came a huge beast named: "The Lion". He was very mean and was the king of the jungle.

Grodo: This seems nice so far!

Mouse: He was so mean and was always hungry that everyone ran away from him.

Lion: (Roars at the top of his lungs)

All of the animals are seen running away.

Grodo: Ok...

Mouse: One day, he fell for a trap that he regretted badly.

The lion comes across a mouse.

Lion: Well, what are you doing here?

Mouse: Nothing! I was just... bye!

The mouse runs off.

The lion then sees a meat in a trap.

Lion: Oh boy! Lunch!

The lion is seen going to the trap to get the meat.

Suddenly, some hunters capture him and tie him up.

Lion: HEY! HELP!

People start talking videos of the capture.

Lion: My eyes! They hurt!!

The mouse sees this and gets angry.

Grodo: Alright, then what happened?

Mouse: Then, the poor lion was sent to a zoo where he was prevented from entering the wildlife. Therefore, he had to live with unruly humans who kept on whipping him everyday if he tried to attack.

Lion: Oh dear God. What did I do to deserve this? (Crys)

Human: Alright Lion, here is your dinner!

The lion is given a steak.

Human: Eat up!

The lion is seen eating in his cage.

Night then comes up.

The lion is seen crying in his cage.

???: Psst. Hey bud.

Lion: Wh-- What? Who said that?

Mouse: Me!

Lion: Oh you eh. What are you doing here.

Mouse: I am here to help you out!

Lion: What for? I have always been a beast.

Mouse: I know, but no one deserves to be tortured like this...

Lion: Gee... you are very nice...

The mouse then gets opens up the cage with a key and then they both run off from the zoo and go back to the wild jungle.

Mouse: And therefore, the lion and the mouse became friends. The end! Now you understand?

Grodo: Gee... I guess I will let you off for telling me a great story.

Mouse: Thanks Mr.!

The mouse then goes back to his hole with the cheese.

Mouse: Sucker!

Grodo: WHY YOU DIRTY BITCH!!

Grodo then jumps to the mouse hole only to get smacked by the wall.

Grodo: FUCK!

He looks at the hole.

Grodo: (Looks at the audience and breaks the fourth wall) Can you imagine that?!

It irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off with showing a sign saying "Zulzo's Department" store.

It shows the time hours (11:00 PM-7:00 PM)

The sign changes from closed to open.

Zulzo: Hurry hurry! Everyone get inside! The store is open! Hurry hurry!

Hundreds of People are seen entering the store.

Zulzo: Ahhh. It's so nice to have this business.

???: Umm excuse me.

Zulzo: Wh-- Oh, hey there!

It then cuts to Tari, The Mouse, Meggy, Mario, Jeffy, Sunny Funny and a small little mouse way in the middle.

Tari: We are new here. Could you show us around?

Meggy: I can't wait to buy a new ink gun!

Zulzo: Sure thing everybody! I will be glad to give you a tour around the place! Follow me!

Zulzo then goes around and everybody follows him.

Blabbermouse: Hey there mister can you tell me what is this place what is this place I have never been here can you show me around please mister?

Zulzo: Quiet there bud. You will be getting a tour around the place.

Blabbermouse: Oh boy!

Zulzo: Now over here is the shoe section. Always here if need to some high heals or something!

Sunny Funny: It's amazing!

Zulzo: Well, you haven't seen anything yet! We have a lot around here! Clocks, coats, socks, shoes, etc.

Blabbermouse: I bet you don't have anything for mouses or anything like that I betcha ya!

Zulzo: Hey hey. We have everything around here. Now quiet now bub. I am still talking around here.

Blabbermouse: Yeah ya do?

Zulzo: Yeah! And now over here we have some house furniture around here. Some washing machines, refrigerators--

Suddenly Zulzo gets a phone call.

Zulzo: Oh! Pardon me... (He gets his phone out) Hello there.

Buckaroo: Hey Zulzo. Have you got the customers?

Zulzo: Yeah yeah yes I do.

Buckaroo: Good. Oh hold on! (He ducks down and it shows MarioFan2009, CuldeeFell13 and Rh390110478 passing by) (He then puts his head up again) Scrummy humans! Anyways, I guess I will talk to you later. I gotta get going.

Zulzo: Ok, bye!

Buckaroo: Bye.

Zulzo then hangs up.

Blabbermouse: Who was that mister who where you talking to was it your wife mister?

Zulzo: No it was my worker. Now cut out the interruptions and let me continue talking.

It then cuts to them in the painting area.

Zulzo: And here are some amazing masterpieces from the 1700's to the 1900's.

Meggy: This place looks fantastic. But when are we going to the ink Gun section?

Zulzo: We will be right there in just about 2 minutes.

Meggy: Ok!

Zulzo: And here is the meat section. All from cows, sheep, pigs, chicken, etc. etc.

Tari: I am not hungry right now.

Zulzo: Did I ask that?

Tari: No.

Zulzo: Anyways, here is the toys section.

Meggy: Oh boy! An ink gun!

She goes and grabs an ink gun.

Meggy: This looks amazing! Where do you get these?

Zulzo: Well... we really don't know at the time.

Meggy accidently pulls the trigger on the gun and it's ink blasts into Zulzo's face.

Meggy: Oops! Sorry!

Zulzo: (Sigh) (Wipes off the ink from his face) I wish I got paid more often for this...

Blabbermouse: Where are we going next to mister where are we going next to?

Zulzo: I swear young one if you don't quiet down a notch I will make you.

Blabbermouse: Gee. Fine...

Zulzo: Anyways, here is the game section. Always over here bots will be playing games.

It shows off 4 robots playing a game of cards. (One sharpe metal bot, MarioFan2009's evil clone bot, Trikkibot and a unnamed yellow bot)

Zulzo: They always come here to play when bored. Usually bots are always careful and make sure nobody cheats.

It cuts to MarioFan2009's clone bot giving out 5 cards each. It starts off as a normal game.

Zulzo: Well you can't always be too sure...

MarioFan2009's clone bot is seen dropping a card on the floor and picking up a different card out of his pocket.

Suddenly a gunshot is heard and MarioFan2009's clone bot is destroyed.

It shows Trikkibot holding a gun meaning it knew that MarioFan2009's clone bot cheated.

Zulzo: You can't never cheat a honest man.

Blabbermouse: Why did he do that mister do they always do that I wanna know why mister why?

Zulzo: Why y--- Ugggh! Forget this. Next section! The gift wrapper!

It shows a machine that can make gifts.

Zulzo: This is a machine that makes people gifts anytime they would like. To show a example. Here you go everyone!

Zulzo presses a button and it shows the Robot machine wrapping up some sand into a gift and wrapping it up.

Zulzo: And there you have it folks!

Blabbermouse: Gee mister that is a awful present who will you be giving it to that would be terrible idea right mister?

Zulzo: You know what?! Here is a little gift for you!

Zulzo presses the button again and the machine grabs Blabbermouse by the pants.

Blabbermouse is then wrapped up into a gift and then breaks open the gift surprised.

Blabbermouse: Why did you do that I am gonna tell my father he is a police man he is not afraid of anybody he will arrest you!

The machine puts a sign on Blabbermouse's mouth that says "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL XMAS".

Blabbermouse is seen mumbling gibberish and it irises out with him mumbling over the "That's All Folks" title card.





WARNING: This story may have swearing.

It starts off with showing a sign that apparently shows a hunting dog with the words "Barko Dog Food" at the bottom.

Dog: (Happy sigh) you know, I wish to be a great hunting dog. I am gonna catch me a Quail! (Looks at the audience and breaks the fourth wall) And I will too!

He is ready to run off but all of a sudden he bumps into a tree.

The camera goes back to him to show him having a headache with his hand on his head.

Dog: (Laughs) Tree!

Suddenly some whistling is heard.

The camera slowly moves to what seems to be a white hair behind a rock.

It goes behind the rock to show a Quail.

The Quail is having troubles with his small hair.

He is constantly blowing on it making him whistle.

The Quail smacks the hair only for it to split in two.

Quail: Looks fine...

Then the hair goes back to one on his head again.

Quail: Ugh! (Gasp) I got it!

He then licks his hand and rubs the hair only to for it to stick up properly on his head.

Quail: Much better!

The dog is seen sniffing around until he finds the Quail.

Quail: Umm... you looking for something bud?

Dog: Yes! I am going to catch me a quail.

Quail: Nice. How's the find going?

Dog: I just started. BTW what is your name?

Quail: Quentin Quail.

Dog: My name's Willoughby.

Quentin Quail: Alright. Nice to meet you! See you around.

Willoughby: Huh huh. Wait a minute! That was the Quail!

Quentin Quail: YOU AIN'T JUST WHISTLING DIXIE!!

He kisses him and runs off.

Willoughby: Why you... (He starts running in fast speed)

However, he then bumps into another tree.

Willoughby: Another tree!

He then starts sniffing again.

He and counters him again.

Willoughby: Pardon me have you seen a quail around here somewhere?

Quentin Quail: Yes! He went that way. (Points to the right side)

Willoughby: Gee thanks!

He starts sniffing again only to encounter Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: (Breaks the fourth wall by talking to the audience) Now what do you expect he's trying to do.

Willoughby is seen sniffing around her shoes.

Sunny Funny: Are you looking for something?

Willoughby: Yes! I am going to catch me Quail!

Sunny Funny: Hey, if it's that you are looking for, it's right behind you.

Willoughby looks behind him to see the Quail.

Quentin Quail blows raspberry at him and runs off.

Willoughby now angered runs fast at him only to accidently trip Sunny Funny.

Sunny Funny: Ouch... watch where you go!

Willoughby: Sorry! (He then hits his head on another tree) (Laughs) Yet another tree!

Quentin Quail has no where to go and Willoughby closes in on him.

The Quail sees a stick and tricks him.

Quentin Quail: Here boy! Go get the stick! Go get it!

He then throws the stick and Willoughby finds it on the ground and takes it with him in his mouth.

Suddenly he remembers what he's doing.

This makes him look at the audience and with so much furry, he snaps the stick in half with his own bare teeth.

Willoughby: Why that dirty...

He is then charges but only to run into yet another tree.

He then comes back and breaks the fourth wall.

Willoughby: Another tree!

He then starts running in a funny way and starts barking.

Willoughby: That means I am getting pretty sore!

He then starts charging in like a missile.

Quentin Quail sees this and takes immediate cover.

And then, Loud crashing noises are heard and Quentin Quail is shocked to see this.

Loud banging noises are heard and over through is what seems to be a house with it's door knob missing, a farm's gate is missing, trees have been damaged through, some bushes being brushed off with holes, and so many collapsed trees.

Willoughby comes out from the trees, looks down and smiles.

Willoughby: (Laughs) Lots of trees! (Whistles)

It irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have swearing in it and violent flashbacks.

It starts off with a hospital and inside is what seems to be a frightened Buckaroo waiting for his doctor.

Nurse: Next!

The nurse opens the door to see Buckaroo on the chair.

Nurse: Well hey there! You seem new here. Come on in!

Buckaroo: Thanks...

Nurse: Just stay here and your doctor will come in.

Buckaroo: Ok...

Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey there champ!

Buckaroo: Doctor, you gotta help me! I am paranoid! I can't even get proper dreams in my sleep every single night!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok... what seems to be the issue?

Buckaroo: Well you see... I am a former criminal and villain and being a normal person is so hard with awful memories...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Mm hm... (He is seen writing things down)

Buckaroo: I have always remembered the evil ones I teamed up with and now I can't forget about it...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok...

Buckaroo: You see, here is the story...

It then turns into a flashback.

Buckaroo: When I was first a villain, I had 5 Guys to help me out and give me orders. They told me to go rob a bank so they can earn insurance.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright...

Buckaroo: They then told me to bomb a road which I was almost caught by some people who noticed me.

MarioFan2009: HEY!

CuldeeFell13: Wha--- Where are you going??

MarioFan2009 I will be right back!

Buckaroo: Oh shit... (Runs away)

MarioFan2009 COME BACK HERE!

Buckaroo: I made it out successfully without being killed. I went back to the house and they where planning a mass shooting.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Mmm hmm...

Buckaroo: So, they carried out their plan and I waited outside. They people came back and attempted to go inside the club and I stopped them.

Gummy Cow: You bastard...

Buckaroo: They killed the guys and I got hanged on a tree but I was revived later.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Ok... go on!

Buckaroo: Then, the gang told me they are going to a baseball tourment and I followed their instructions.

Badman: Alright. Ready?

Buckaroo: Yes!

Buckaroo: We went to the tourment, we won but then we lost. The gang then started to shoot up the tourment and we where caught by the police.

Invertosis is seen making a portal in the prison cell.

Buckaroo: One of the members ran away and Invertosis while in a prison cell made a portal and we escaped.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I understand... (Keeps writing stuff down)

Buckaroo: Invertosis and Bully Bill decided to leave and then came another day where Badman decided to kill Sunny Funny.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Mm hm...

Buckaroo: Many failed attempts and nothing came about...

Badman: YOU LET HER GET AWAY!

Buckaroo: Then, I got fed up and yelled at Sunny Funny about Badman and his gang and they got beaten up and she confronted me from killing myself.

Sunny Funny: You are not who you are... you can redeem yourself...

Buckaroo: She told me I am not who I am. I took the advise and joined the good side. Then after a few days, recently I decided to go to a club where Sunny invited me to.

Sunny Funny is seen talking to Tari and Meggy.

Suddenly the nightclub door opens and Buckaroo comes in.

Buckaroo: I got so much backlash and hate from the people inside the club.

The people boo at him.

Buckaroo: Then, Meggy, Tari and Sunny came to confront me and I told them the same thing excluding this. The other people heard me and they wanted to my friends. Later after that day, I had a fun time and went home. However, at night time, I still remember all of the evil things I did.

The flashback ends.

Buckaroo: And that was my ways from evil to good.

Brooklyn T, Guy is seen sleeping.

Buckaroo: Hey. Wake up!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Wh--- Oh dear God! I am late for my appointment! I am so sorry but I have to go!

He is seen from the window.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Call me when you need me. I will have to fly to my appointment.

Brooklyn T. Guy jumps and is seen flying!

Buckaroo: Wait, wait...

He jumps off and is also seen flying.

Buckaroo: WAIT!! WAIT!!!

It fades out.





WARNING: This story may have some violence and swearing.

It starts off with Jeffy and Mario in the living room.

Jeffy: Uh, uh.

Mario: Jeffy stop it.

Jeffy: Uh.

Mario: Jeffy! Stop it.

Jeffy: Well daddy I'm bored!

Mario: Just go play with your toys or something.

Jeffy: Alright daddy...

Jeffy leaves the room.

Mario: I guess I will watch TV.

The news then comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A pepsi factory just opened today and is up for business. They will be selling off products of pepsi soon. More updates will come soon.

Mario: Huh, a pepsi factory? Seems good...

Jeffy is seen downstairs.

Jeffy: I am so bored! I don't even know what to do today! I guess I will get me a drink.

He goes to the refrigerator and opens it up.

Jeffy: Oh goody! Pepsi! I wonder what it tastes like.

He opens up the can and drinks it.

Jeffy: WwwwwwwwwWOW!! This tastes great! I gotta have more!!

He goes through the refrigerator and drinks a lot of cans of pepsi.

The mouse is seen peeking from his hole.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) Now what do you think is up with him?

Jeffy is seen drinking a ton of cans apparently addicted.

High: You know Grodo, I think I have seen everything now...

Grodo: He must be nuts...

12 minutes later...

Jeffy is seen all hyped.

Jeffy: OH BOY THIS WAS GOOD I CAN DO EVERYTHING!!

He runs into the living room and makes a huge mess.

Jeffy: YIPEEE!! YEEEEEE!!!

He is seen running in circles.

High And Grodo see this and they get very dizzy.

Jeffy runs outside of the house and bumps into a fence.

Jeffy: Grrrrrr stupid fence! (He breaks part of the fence and starts biting on it)

Sunny Funny is seen from a distance looking at the chaos.

Sunny Funny: What is up with that kid? I guess I will confront him.

Jeffy is seen stomping on the plank of the fence and grabs it again and swings it around.

Sunny Funny: Hey are y-- (She gets hit in the face)

Sunny Funny now has a red mark on her face.

Sunny Funny: Ouch! Ugh! Guess I will have to get him the hard way!

Jeffy is seen breaking the plank and Sunny Funny comes over with a hammer in her hands.

Sunny Funny then knocks Jeffy on the head hard that his helmet is half broken.

She grabs Jeffy and goes to the house.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario: Wh- Now who could that be?

He opens the door to see Sunny Funny holding Jeffy.

Sunny Funny: Does this belong to you? (She kicks Jeffy only for him to slide into the house) Control your kid sir!

She closes the door with a slam.

Mario: What the heck?! Jeffy?! What did you do?!

Jeffy: Ohhhhh daddy... I don't feel so good...

Mario: Jeffy what happened?!

Jeffy: I don't daddy... I was having fun and then BOOM! I get tired!

Mario: Whatever Jeffy! Just be more careful!

Jeffy: Ok daddy...

Jeffy goes to the living room to find a news paper about a pepsi factory.

Jeffy: What's this?

He reads the newspaper.

Jeffy: A pepsi factory?! Oh boy! This is gonna be fun!

He goes outside again to see the pepsi factory near the house.

Jeffy: Looks like I don't need my bicycle!

He runs all the way to the factory is seen with a huge smile on his face.

Jeffy: Pepsi! It's all mine! I can't wait!

He runs inside and a noise is not heard for 6 seconds.

A guard that looks like a teletubby (Tinky-Winky) kicks him out.

Tiny-Windy Guard: Tubby custard! (And stay out!)

Jeffy: Grrrrrr! I will show him! That is not the last of me!

Invertosis is seen passing by.

Invertosis: Hey kid. Gotta a problem?

Jeffy: Yes mister! That guy kicked me out of the pepsi factory!

Invertosis: Hmmmm... I think I have a plan to you get in. But you have to make a deal.

Jeffy: What is that?

Invertosis: You will need to pay me 5 bucks.

Jeffy: Make it ten! (He gets 10 bucks and gives it to Invertosis)

Invertosis: Great! Now here is the plan. (Whispers in Jeffy's ear)

Jeffy: Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh...

It fades out and goes to the next scene.

Invertosis: Alright, you know the plan. I will toss you in the window and I will come in the other way.

Jeffy: Ok then! I am ready!

Invertosis: Alright, 3,2,1! (He throws Jeffy but however, Jeffy hits a brick instead) (Sigh) He is such a buzzard...

It cuts to them in the factory.

Invertosis: Ok, the machines should be here anywhere...

Jeffy: Ok!

They sneak around to find the machines.

Invertosis: There they are! Alright, now we hack them and get it to the getaway van.

Jeffy: Alright mister blue guy.

Invertosis: Call me Invertosis.

Jeffy: Ok.

They hack the machines and get them to the window where the van is.

Invertosis: Now we wait until our van is full.

Jeffy: Ok!

Suddenly the light opens and the teletubbies along with their boss Jeeves is seen.

Jeeves: Ah ha! Intruders! Get them now!

5 Teletubbies go to retrieve Jeffy and Invertosis.

Invertosis: Good thing I had brought bombs with me. Get ready to make a hasty getaway!

Jeffy: O-- Ok...

Invertosis: EAT THIS!

He throws the bomb and loud explosion occurs.

Invertosis: RUN NOW!

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

They jumps out the window but Teletubby grabs Jeffy.

Jeffy: HELP!! HELP MEEEE!

Invertosis sees this and gets a pistol out.

Invertosis: Not today...

He shoots the Teletubby holding Jeffy.

Jeffy falls down and Invertosis grabs him and run to get getaway van.

He sets bombs all over the factory.

Invertosis: (Evil laughter) Goodbye!

He presses the button drives off.

A huge explosion occurs.

Jeeves is seen hit against a tree.

Jeeves: Owwww... my back...

Suddenly some Teletubbies fall on him.

Jeeves: AHHH! (Gets crushed)

It cuts to Invertosis driving and Jeffy wakes up.

Jeffy: Ahhhh what happened?

Invertosis: You'll be fine.

It cuts back to Mario.

The news comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! The pepsi factory was robbed and exploded today! Police are at the scene right now and trying to investigate what happened. More news develops...

Mario: WHA--- It exploded?! How?! It was built on the same day and exploded! Why?!

It shows Jeffy and Invertosis with the cans of pepsi in a bag.

Invertosis: Now this is some good stuff!

Jeffy: I can't wait to drink!

Invertosis: Oh no you don't! This stuff's mine!

Jeffy: Wh-- NO IT'S NOT! It's ours!!

Invertosis: Fat chance!

Invertosis takes the bag and runs off.

Jeffy: HEY YOU COME BACK HERE!!

Crashing noises are heard along with some punching.

It shows Jeffy holding the bag with his shirt half ripped and Invertosis' head having stars.

Jeffy: I may be a scared coward... but I am a greeeeedy little coward!!

It irises out on him.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story!



CHAPTER 1: Fed up

It starts off with Chef Pee Pee in the kitchen cooking food.

Bowser Junior then comes in.

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee! I am very hungry!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, I was just making breakfast. Mac & Cheese.

Bowser Junior: Well I want something different today!

Chef Pee Pee: DAMNIT JUNIOR! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE GREATFUL FOR ONCE?! I TOOK LIKE 8 OR 10 MINUTES TO MAKE!

Bowser Junior: So? That's not even that long.

Chef Pee Pee: STILL! AT LEAST BE GREATFUL FOR ONCE!

Bowser Junior: You know what Chef Pee Pee, fine! I will have mac &a cheese then because you are a booger nose!

Chef Pee Pee: Really? Again with the lame insults?

Bowser Junior: I'm telling my dad that you won't make me something else!

Chef Pee Pee: Whatever!

It cuts to Bowser in his room.

Bowser Junior then comes in.

Bowser Junior: Dad dad dad!

Bowser: Shut up Junior! Can't you see I'm watching Charleyyy?

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee is being mean and won't make me something else to eat!

Bowser: Well I don't have time for this! Please leave!

Bowser Junior: But daaaad!

Bowser: LEAVE!

Bowser Junior leaves the room while whining.

Bowser Junior: Uggh stupid dad and Chef Pee Pee! I'm tired of being with them because they are always grumpy! I guess I will invite my friends over...

8 minutes later...

A doorbell ring is heard.

Bowser Junior: That must be my friends!

He opens the door.

Bowser Junior: Hey guys!

Joseph: Hey dude!

Cody: Sup? You ready for round 2?

Joseph: What?

Cody: Don't you remember? We made out with each other!

Joseph: And in my face you did! Gross!

Bowser Junior: No Cody! I was just inviting you guys to come in because my dad and Chef Pee Pee are being very grumpy and I am all alone.

Joseph: Awwwww that sucks dude...

Cody: Yeah. Can we come in?

Bowser Junior: Yeah! Come on in!

It cuts to them upstairs.

Bowser Junior: So guys. What do you wanna do today?

Joseph: I don't know dude...

Bowser Junior: Guys, what do I do about my dad and Chef Pee Pee? They are being so grumpy very time I am near them!

Cody: Maybe you should just... Well...

Joseph: Maybe you should live alone like I do!

Cody: Joseph!

Joseph: What?

Cody: I don't know if he can do that...

Bowser Junior: Great idea Joseph! But how do I do that? How do I find a home?

Joseph: Maybe you can come at my house and stay!

Bowser Junior: WHAT?! EWWW NO!

Joseph: Why dude?

Bowser Junior: It is a mess, it has a dead goldfish!

Joseph: You can live outside then!

Bowser Junior: You know, I guess that is not a bad idea.

Joseph: Yeah!

Bowser Junior: But what do I eat?

Joseph: There is some berries on some trees and there could be leaves as well.

Bowser Junior: That sounds great! I guess I will see you at midnight or so.

Cody: Are you sure you want to do this?

Bowser Junior: Do I call you four eyes?

Cody: Yes...

Bowser Junior: Then that is your answer!

Cody: Whatever...

At midnight...

Joseph: Ok dude. You ready for this?

Bowser Junior: Yeah I am! Hopefully this is ok... where do I sleep though?

Joseph: There is a hole in a tree. There is also bushes!

Bowser Junior: Good thinking Joseph! I am kind of tired! I guess I will try the tree first.

Joseph: Alright dude.

Bowser Junior goes into the tree but however, a Squirrel is seen holding him and kicks him out.

Squirrel: AND STAY OUT STUPID!!

Bowser Junior: Shut up small face!

The squirrel throws a acorn at him.

Bowser Junior: Ouch!

Joseph: Well, I guess you can try the bushes then.

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah!

He then goes into the bushes and gets pricked.

Joseph: Dude! Are you ok?!

Bowser Junior: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!! THAT HURTS!!

Joseph: I never knew those where prickly!

Bowser Junior: Ugghh! Now where do I sleep?!

Joseph: Well, my house?

Bowser Junior: Eww! No! It's dirty!

Joseph: Well you have no other option besides outside then.

Bowser Junior: I guess I will sleep outside.

Joseph: Alright then. Goodnight dude!

Joseph leaves him and goes inside his house.

Bowser Junior: Huh, I don't know what could go wrong? I guess it's time to sleep now!

Bowser Junior is fast asleep on the ground but however, a thunder storm is heard and rain starts dripping from the sky.

Bowser Junior: Me and my big fat mouth...

The next morning...

Bowser Junior is seen all shaken up and cold.

Bowser Junior: I shou-- I s-- I should havvvvve just sleeept with Jooooseeephhhh...

Joseph: Hey dude! How's it going?

Bowser Junior: I am freezing!

Joseph: Well, sorry to hear that... you know, you could use a job!

Bowser Junior: A what?

Joseph: A job! A career or something.

Bowser Junior: Great idea Joseph! But where do I start?

Joseph: I found a poster on my house.

Bowser Junior: What does it say?

Joseph: It says that Crash Bandicoot will be happy to get someone to work at his place because his worker Spyro died.

Bowser Junior: Hey! Maybe I can help him!

Joseph: Great thinking dude! Good luck with the job!

Bowser Junior: Ok! Bye Joseph!

Joseph: Bye dude!



CHAPTER 2: Job attempts

Bowser Junior is seen at the town hall.

Bowser Junior: This must be the place. I hope I get hired!

He goes inside and meets Crash Bandicoot.

Crash Bandicoot: Well hey there, what brings you here?

Bowser Junior: Oh, I heard that you needed a new worker. I wanna be one of yours!

Crash Bandicoot: Well, you do seem like you are smart.

Bowser Junior: Yeah.

Crash Bandicoot: Well, I will give you are promotion. I will see how you do and you might get hired!

Bowser Junior: Yay!

Crash Bandicoot: Now get to work buddy. Time's wasting.

Bowser Junior: Ok!

At the middle seems to be a party going on celebrating the aftermath of "Toad's Revenge!".

Bowser Junior: Oh boy! I cannot wait to do something! What do I do?

He reads a sign that says: "Push buttons to brighten up the mood!".

Bowser Junior: Hmmmm... I wonder what to do first.

He pushes a button that brightens up the whole entire place.

Citizen: Hey! My eyes hurt!

Bowser Junior: Sorry! (He pushes a button that turns on "Despacito" on full volume)

Sunny Funny: MY EARS!! TURN THE SONG DOWN A NOTCH!!

Bowser Junior: Uhhhh... ummmm... (he pushes a button that starts flashing up the place)

Tari: Ouch!! It hurts!

SMG4: Ohhhhhhhh...

Citizen 8: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! TURN IT OFF!!!

Bowser Junior then pushes a button that releases the disco ball.

Meggy: RUUUUNNNNNNN!!!

Everybody is seen running away from the ball as it crashes a huge hole into the wall.

Bowser Junior: Uhhhhhh...

2 minutes later...

Bowser Junior: So, do I get hired or what?

Crash Bandicoot: Does this answer your question? (He pulls out a sign that says "Get the fuck out")

Bowser Junior: Sooooo, no?

Crash Bandicoot: Of course not! GTFO!

Bowser Junior: Alrighty...

He leaves the town hall upset.

Bowser Junior: Awww! I didn't get hired!

He then sees a huge circus setup.

It shows to the front which seems to be lots of visitors and Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny: Hurry hurry hurry! Step right up step right up! You can't miss this show! Hurry hurry! Special acts performed by professorial actors, animals doing unbelievable things! One dollar each!

Everybody is seen grabbing a ticket.

Bugs Bunny: Now now, don't need to rush! There is plenty of tickets for everyone!

A minute passes by and everybody has gone to the circus leaving no tickets behind.

Bugs Bunny: Welp, that's that.

He then sees Bowser Junior.

Bugs Bunny: Hey there doc. What's up?

Bowser Junior: Welll I uh...

Bugs Bunny: Sorry, we ran out of tickets. All sold.

Bowser Junior: Well it's not that.

Bugs Bunny: No? Then what could it be?

Bowser Junior: I wanted to get a job here. Do you think I will be able to fit in anything?

Bugs Bunny: Sorry doc, everybody is through. No workers, no actors, nothing.

Bowser Junior: Awww...

Bugs Bunny: Sorry, but come again soon!

He goes back instead to start he show.

Bugs Bunny: Ladies and gentlemen, I now announce you.

The door is heard knocking.

Bugs Bunny: Oh uh. Pardon me.

He opens the door.

Mailman: Telegram for Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny: Thanks! (He reads the note to see that one of the actors is taking a break from their job) Oh... umm... (He then remembers about Bowser Junior) Ah ha! I know!

He goes back outside to see Bowser Junior walking away from the circus.

Bugs Bunny: Hey doc! You got yourself a job!

Bowser Junior: Wait, really?!

Bugs Bunny: Really really! One of the actors left so you can join in!

Bowser Junior: Oh my God! Yay!!

Bugs Bunny: Let's go now!

They go back inside.

Bugs Bunny: Ladies and gentlemen, we now resume to our show. The high diving 5 hundred feet above the platform, our performer will jump from this deck, and land into that bucket full of water!

Bowser Junior: Umm... I don't know if this is safe.

Bugs Bunny: You will be alright shorty. You just gotta give it your best shot!

Bowser Junior: Ok...

Bugs Bunny: This will not be staged in anyway. Come on now let's get going.

Bowser Junior: Oh I am scared!

It cuts to Bowser Junior on the long deck while Bugs Bunny is way down.

Bugs Bunny: Alright, just a little more to the left, a little to the right, perfect!

Bowser Junior: Ohhhhh...

Bugs Bunny: On your mark, get set...

Bowser Junior is seen with fear as he is about to jump.

Bugs Bunny: GO!

Bowser Junior jumps.

Bowser Junior: AHHHHHHHHHH! I REGRET EVERYTHING!!

He then lands successfully into the water.

Buckaroo: Heh, not staged eh? (Sigh) Such circus...

Bowser Junior: (Gasp) I made it! I actually made it!!

Everyone is seen clapping.

Bugs Bunny: Congrats chum! You get the job!

Bowser Junior: I do?!

Bugs Bunny: Yes ya do shorty!

Bowser Junior: Yess!

Bugs Bunny: Alright now, we gotta get to the next act! We can't just stay here waiting!

Bowser Junior: Oh God...



CHAPTER 3: Back to old life

Bugs Bunny: And now for our next act, the turtle will...

Suddenly the TV on Bugs' side is on with the news.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! If you see a green and yellow turtle come around for a job, please don't accept it. The person destroyed Town Hall this afternoon and is considered to be very dumb and not old enough to have a job. If you have seen this person, please report him to a children's mental hospital. More news as it develops.

Bugs Bunny: A what? (He sees Bowser Junior) Sorry to tell you everyone but uh, this act is cancelled for today. We have a problem.

Buckaroo: Wait a minute, what?

Audience: WHAT?!

Bowser Junior: What is going on?

Bugs Bunny: But don't worry, we will be going to the next act!

Buckaroo: Ok then...

Bowser Junior: What's happening?

Bugs Bunny: You might wanna come follow me...

Bowser Junior: Ok...

Bugs Bunny takes him outside the door.

Bugs Bunny: Sorry to say this but uh. Your fired.

Bowser Junior: What?!

Bugs Bunny: Yes, sorry about this. (Closes the door)

Bowser Junior: Wait a minute, I just got hired for the job but then I get fired?! Why?! Life sucks!

He is seen walking upsetly.

???: Psst. Hey bud.

Bowser Junior: Wh- who said that?

???: Over here.

Bowser Junior looks at his right and sees Badman.

Bowser Junior: What are you doing here?

Badman: I heard you got fired. Would you like a job?

Bowser Junior: Sure thing mister! What do I have to do?

Badman: Well you see, if you kill someone we might pay you!

Bowser Junior: Wait, what? To kill someone?

Badman: Yeah! (Shows a bag of cash)

Bowser Junior: Hmmmm... I don't know... I guess I will join!

Badman: Alright. So here is what you do. (He starts whispering in his ear)

Bowser Junior: Wait, what do they look like?

Badman shows him a photo of what seems to be MarioFan2009 and Rh390110478.

Bowser Junior: They look funny. I have read their stories!

Badman: Well I want you to dispose of them for me and my gang because they made us lose in their stories!

Bowser Junior: But how do I kill them?

Badman gives him a kit filled with dangerous material (Bombs, guns, a rope, etc.)

Bowser Junior: Oh wow, this looks good...

Badman: Now head off! Me, Bully Bill, Invertosis, Nancy and DBT Guy will be waiting for you at their house! Rh should come to MarioFan2009's house anytime. Here is a small map for you to locate them.

Bowser Junior: But what do I do with the money mister?

Badman: You know, buy something... get a house... anything TBH.

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah! It's a deal then I guess...

Badman: See you soon!

With the deal set up, Bowser Junior is seen going around a corner and walks near MarioFan2009's house to see Rh390110478 is knocking on the door.

Bowser Junior: Ok... I guess I gotta do what I gotta do...

He walks behind the house.

Bowser Junior places some dynamite behind the back.

Bowser Junior: Oh God! This is not good!

Invertosis: I will light up the match and ignite the bombs.

Nancy: They will get their deserts for what they have done to us!

Bowser Junior sneakingly walks past them hiding behind a tree to see what they are doing.

Invertosis ignites the line.

Badman: Come on guys! Let's hide before somebody sees us!

A loud explosion occurs.

Badman: Yes! We got them!

DBT Guy: Yipee!

MarioFan2009: What was that?

Rh390110478: I think we should check...

They go to the kitchen to see that the furniture is destroyed.

MarioFan2009: WHAT THE HELL?!

Rh390110478: What happened over here?!

Bully Bill: Guys, do you hear that?

Badman listens closely and hears MarioFan2009 and Rh390110478's voices.

Badman: They survived...

Nancy: How?!

Bowser Junior: I'm outta here! (Runs off)

MarioFan2009: Who would do such a thing?!

They look outside and find Badman, Bully Bill, DBT Guy, Invertosis and Nancy.

Rh390110478: YOU!

Invertosis: Oh fuck...

DBT Guy: RUN BITCH!! RUNNNNN!!

MarioFan2009: Your not going anywhere!

It cuts to Bowser Junior running back to Joseph's house.

He knocks on the door.

Joseph answers the door.

Joseph: Oh hey dude! How was your job?

Bowser Junior: It was not good Joseph! I am going back home!

Joseph: What happened dude?

Bowser Junior: I was hired for Town Hall and a circus and I got fired. Then, a guy and some strangers told me to kill someone for money.

Joseph: Woah dude... that's crazy!

Bowser Junior: Yeah... I think I will just go home... Forget quitting life! I rather be living than trying to get a job!

Joseph: Ok then! See you later dude!

Bowser Junior: Bye!

He goes home safe and sound.

Bowser Junior: Forget getting a job! I am staying home and never going to do that again!

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! Your Mac & Cheese is ready!

Bowser Junior: Oh boy! I missed Mac & Cheese!

It cuts to Badman and his gang hanging from trees from their clothes.

Badman: Fuck my life...

Invertosis: This fucking hurts! Ouch!

MarioFan2009: That is what you get for destroying half of my house!

Rh390110478: Now we gotta get someone to repair it!

They leave them hanging.

DBT Guy: Don't look now but, my ass is itchy...

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story



NOTICE: This story may have some swearing.

Jeffy is seen reading a book about horses.

Jeffy: Wow! This book is nice! I wish I could ride a horse!

It then cuts to a page of the book saying: "Horses are very fond of vegetables, grain, hay, and a lot more! You can use a bait to ride them like this."

Jeffy: Today, I am gonna ride a horse!

He then goes to Mario.

Jeffy: Hey daddy! Guess what?

Mario: What is it Jeffy? And it better not be that chicken butt joke again!

Jeffy: No daddy, I was reading a book about horses and today I wanna ride one!

Mario: Ride a horse Jeffy? Really?

Jeffy: Yes daddy!

Mario: I don't know if there are any horses in farms or some places that you can ride Jeffy but... I don't know...

Jeffy: Oh come on daddy!

Mario: Well, go outside with some food and try it on your own. I don't think I might have time for this...

Jeffy: Ok daddy.

He goes to the kitchen.

Jeffy: Now what are some things I can bring with me? An apple, a carrot of course! Some grain food. Rice and some wheat!

Mouse: Hey kid, what are you doing now?

Jeffy: Oh uh, I am going to ride a horse! Yep! I am gonna ride a horse today!

Mouse: (He thinks about the times he saw horses beating up people because of being forced to ride them) Well, just don't force it...

Jeffy: Ok!

The Mouse goes back to his hole.

Jeffy: Alright, I guess I have all the stuff I need for horse riding! I guess I am ready!

He goes outside and tries to find a horse.

He sees Buckaroo.

Jeffy: I think he might know something...

He goes to Buckaroo.

Jeffy: Hey there, do you know where I can find a horse to ride?

Buckaroo: Oh a horse, they can be found in that island coast over there.

Jeffy: Gee, thanks mister! You look someone familiar...

Buckaroo: I am not a bystander.

Jeffy: Ok! (He walks off to the coast)

Buckaroo: (Breaks the fourth wall) Funny thing is that I am a horse humanoid and yet he does not know. (Laughs hardly on the ground)

Jeffy: Oh boy, some horses! I can't wait to test the stuff out!

He goes near a white mustang and pulls out some wheat.

Jeffy: Here horsey horsey... nice horsey!

The mustang smells the wheat.

It then bites Jeffy's hand by accident.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

The mustang runs off frightened from the scream.

Jeffy: Ouch! That hurts!! Ugh! Guess I will have to find me another one...

He goes near a grey horse and pulls out a carrot.

The horse starts following Jeffy.

Jeffy: That's it...

He goes around a tree as the horse follows him and Jeffy gets on the tree with a saddle in his hands and dropping the carrot.

Jeffy: There! Now I gotta wait...

The horse comes closer to the carrot and Jeffy puts the saddle on it.

It starts to scream.

Jeffy: Gitty up! Gritty up now!

The horse starts to run around in circles.

Jeffy: Ohhhh... I feel sick...

It starts to run into a tree.

Jeffy: No no no! Stop!! STOOOOP!!

The horse stops and Jeffy gets hit in the head by the tree.

Jeffy: Phew, good thing I had a helmet on... now to get back to the horse!

He jumps on the horse but it takes a step back.

Jeffy: Hey! Stay still!

He jumps again but misses it.

Jeffy: Stop moving! I gotta ride you!

The horse then kicks him.

Jeffy: OUCH! My face!! That's it you!

He grabs it by the foot and it starts screaming.

Jeffy: Stop squirming you little b-- bitch!

The horse then starts running while Jeffy is seen holding on.

Jeffy: Ouch! Stop! Stop it! Help me! Ouch!!

It stops and Jeffy falls into a spikes bush.

Jeffy: AHHHHHH!! OWWW MY ASS!!! OUCH OUCH!!

It fades to the next scene.

Jeffy is seen reading the book about horses.

Jeffy: A horse's call! Ahhh yes! Hopefully this works! I don't know what else will if it doesn't...

He then starts to make voices of a horse.

Some horses start neighing back at him.

Jeffy then makes a horse's call again and thumping is heard.

Jeffy: Woahh... what is going on?

He then gets trampled over multiple horses.

Jeffy: Owwwww... I am done with this...

It then cuts to Mario sitting on the couch.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario: Who could that be?

He answers the door to see Jeffy.

Mario: Hey Jeffy, how was horse riding.

Jeffy: It was good daddy... I guess I will just... (falls on the ground)

Mario: Let me guess... you got beaten up by a horse?

Jeffy: Not that... I am very tired from horse riding today...

Mario: Ok then.

Jeffy goes to his room and looks at the audience.

Jeffy: Never do what I did in this story... you won't wanna get yourself killed!

He falls on the ground and it irises out on him.





WARNING: This story may have violence and swearing.

It starts off with a movie production room.

The door opens up and Buckaroo is seen coming in.

Movie Producer: Well hello there young fella! What's your name?

Buckaroo: You can just call me Buckaroo.

Movie Producer: Buckaroo eh? That's a funny name for a fellow like you!

Buckaroo: I know.

Movie Producer: Anyways, what brings you here?

Buckaroo: You see, I would like to get a job for films and animation please.

Movie Producer: Ohhhhh. You know, that is a lot of work! I am pretty sure some people may help you but we have a loooot of people in our town making a ton of movies! Rh390110478's movie: "SML Wiki: The Movie!" is gonna come out sometime this year! I don't know if we can qualify you...

Buckaroo: Please sir! You don't know how bad I need this job... I have a lot of ideas for you. I have short films, animation, drama, villainy, most of the things you can imagine!

Movie Producer: Well... umm... give me one of your ideas. If it is a wonderful one, you get the job!

Buckaroo: Ummm... Ok! So, once a up--

Movie Producer: Uh uh uh... no "Once upon a time" son! Just STRAIGHT on to the picture!

Buckaroo: Ok.

It turns into Buckaroo's imagination.

Buckaroo: So, lived in a city in desperate despair, some people lived in the fears of the bad guys.

Movie Producer: Oooo... this should be interesting...

Buckaroo: Nobody knew what to do... then came the evil guys. Their names where: "The Badman Gang".

Movie Producer: Quick cut. I heard Badman right?

Buckaroo: Yes, Badman.

Movie Producer: Alright, go on!

Buckaroo: Then, all they where doing is causing damage and chaos into the city.

Citizens in the story are seen screaming.

Citizen 3: Help us! Somebody!!

Citizen 10: We are being attacked!!

Buckaroo: Nobody knew what to do. The cops where being empowered by this.

Badman: Muhahahahaha! Finally! This town is in my hands! Nobody can defeat me! NEVER!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Buckaroo: Then, along came the good guys.

It cuts to show Crash Bandicoot, Sunny Funny, Mario, Meggy, Tari, Buckaroo and a lot more other heroes seen in previous stories.

Rh390110478: Stop right there Badman...

MarioFan2009: You have summoned so much terror to this town! We are now going to stop you!

Badman: FOOLS! You cannot stop me!

Nancy: We overpower you idiots!

Bully Bill: You can't even do anything four eyed freaks!

Bowser Junior: That is what you think!

Sunny Funny: You stop this instant now!

Badman: NEVER!

Badman starts throwing gusts of wind at them.

Mario: Brrhhh! This is very cold!

Meggy: I know! My arms hurt!

Firestar then comes in.

Firestar: Need any help fellows?

Badman: Indeed! Help us get rid of these meddlers!

Firestar: Glad to do so!

She starts throwing fireballs and it hits Endlesspossibilities 2006.

Endlesspossibilities 2006: AHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!!

Tari: ENDLESS!! (She finds a bucket of water and throws it at him)

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Thanks Tari... you saved my life...

Tari: No problem! Alright! You have your nerve attempting to kill Endless! Now it's time for you to taste this!

She makes a gamer beast with her robotic arm.

The beast starts attacking Badman and his crew.

Badman: THEY ARE TOO POWERED FOR US!! WE CAN'T HOLD THEM LIKE THIS!!

CuldeeFell13: Now it is your turn to get your karma! Take this!

CuldeeFell13 summons up volcano and Badman's crew gets burned to ash.

DBT Guy: I'M MELTING!! MELTINGGGGGG---

Badman: NOOOOOO! MY CREW!!

Firestar: Ha! I'm made out of fire! That cannot stop me!

She throws a fireball at CuldeeFell13.

CuldeeFell13: OUCH!

Badman pulls out a gun

Badman: Now it is time for you to pay for killing my gang!

Suddenly a stab noise is heard.

Badman: Huh?

He looks back to see Firestar killed by Trikkiboy's "Ban Sword".

Trikkiboy: Now we have outnumbered you...

Trikkibot: Surrender or die non-believer!

Badman: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

He runs away but Cops are seen to his right side.

Brooklyn T. Guy: You are not going anywhere chum!

Simmons: Stay right where you are!

Badman: Fuck...

He looks to his left side to see the SML characters.

Badman: No...

It goes back to Buckaroo with a lot of scripts at his back.

Buckaroo: And on his top side he saw the SMG4 and Parappa characters!

Movie Producer: (Excited) Yeah yeah...

Buckaroo: And at his down side he saw the wiki users!

Movie Producer: Yeah... and??

Buckaroo: There was nothing for Badman to do, but blow his brains out. Which he did...

He pulls out a gun, puts it to his hat and pulls the trigger.

Movie Producer: Nicely done! Your hired! We will get our movie directors and screenwriters to help increase your plot on this beautiful movie!!

Buckaroo: Yeah, and you gotta kill yourself to get involved into stories! (Faints on the ground with exhaustion)

It irises out on Buckaroo.





WARNING: This story may have swearing and a lot of violence, VIEWER DISCLAMIER IS ADVISED.

CHAPTER 1: New trouble...

It starts off with a mysterious figure entering a strange room.

???: Welcome.

The figure comes out and turns out to be The Fireman from "The New Neighbours".

Fireman: Hello. I did what you asked.

???: Alright. Good. Now, I want you to go around to see for some metal to built a robot that can help us in any ordeals.

Fireman: Yes my sir...

The door closes and shadowy figure inside is seen writing down stuff.

It then cuts to some weird shadowy figures outside of Mario's house with strange looking ears.

???: Alright, now we just go do you know go around the corner and trying to. Well, I don't really know.

???: But Babbit, how do we get our food?

Babbit: Catstello, we are looking for a house.

Catstello: But why not a bird?

Babbit: The last time we did that we miserably failed.

Catstello: But why don't we do it again?

Babbit: You are obviously clowning around!

Fireman: Hey guys, you need help?

Babbit: Well, we are trying to look for food...

Fireman: If you get me some metal, I will give you some fish. Deal?

Catstello: Oh boy! Fish! Fish Babbit fish!

Babbit starts slapping Catstello.

Catstello: BABBIT! BABBIT!

Fireman: Anyways chumps, just get me some robotic parts and some metal, and you might get your fish. Ok?

Babbit: Alright! It's a deal!

Catstello: And if it ain't gonna work, Babbit will be a jackass!

Babbit: Shut the fuck up!

Catstello: LANGUAGE!!

Babbit starts slapping him again.

Fireman: Oh boy...

It cuts off to Jeffy in his room.

Babbit and Catstello are seen sneaking in his room from the window.

They see nothing.

They go through every single corner in the house and find nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Babbit: Darn it... nothing in the house. Let's look outside.

Catstello: Ok.

They go outside and see long forgotten metal parts and long metal ears outside.

Babbit: Hmmm...

The screen cuts to black.

It cuts to Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny is seen sleeping in her bed.

Some shadowy figures are seen sneaking in through the window.

???: Ok, now you do what master told us. We can't mess this up now can we.

???2: I got a good eye.

???5: Me too.

They go around random corners.

???6: So, what do we get again?

???3: We are just here to steal the flower stranger's identity.

???: Yes, and then we need to get to the boss fast ASAP.

???6: Gotcha...

They go around to see photos of her family.

???4: Bingo!

???7: The stuff we need.

It cuts back to Sunny in her bed waking up.

???5: Now, we need to go back!

Suddenly, they hear the footsteps.

???: Uh oh, we might be fucked...

???7: We gotta hide fast.

They hide a in a flower pot.

The light then gets turned on.

Sunny Funny: God am I thirsty!

She goes to the kitchen and to get a class of water.

They then come out to reveal they are coloured Gremlins. (1 is blue, 3 is black, 2 is brown, 4 is white, 5 is grey, 6 and 7 are reddish yellow)

Gremlin 5: We gotta get while the getters could now!

Gremlin 1: On with me, now!

They sneak out successfully without being caught.

They get into the car.

Gremlin 7: Here is the identity boss.

???: Good job boys. My elite soldiers will totally love this. Now we are off.

The boss drives the car but then one slips out.

Gremlin 7: Wait, wait! WAAAAIT!! He runs fast and gets back into the car.

It then speeds up time to go to morning.

Jeffy is seen in his room in deep sleep.

He then wakes up.

Jeffy: Oh boy, morning time! I can't wait to see daddy!

He goes to Mario whom's sitting on the couch.

Jeffy: Hey daddy!

Mario: Hey Jeffy, would you like anything to eat?

Jeffy: Not now daddy, I still feel full after eating a lot of chocolate cake.

Mario: Ok Jeffy, I guess we will just watch TV then.

The news comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! CCTV footage captured some mysterious looking figures sneaking into houses. We don't know what these thing should could be but they do look awfully suspicious. Please report anything to local authorities!

Mario: Mysterious figures? Well, I hope they don't come near our house.

Jeffy: Me too daddy. I don't wanna die.

Mario: You won't Jeffy. As long as your a good boy.

It cuts to Fireman and his friends' house.

Biggie: You know Fireman, when are the guys coming?

Fireman: Hopefull now...

The wall is seen broken through.

Along comes a Elephant, a yellow large rabbit, a slightly brown and black coloured bear, a yellow face which resembles a emoji somehow and a blue small bear whom's arm a just hanging from strings, is missing a leg and looks just like a pillow.

Fireman: Oh dear...

Elephant: My name is Anthony! This is Mug (Points at the rabbit)

Mug: Hi.

Anthony: This is Timmy (Points at the bear)

Timmy: I have somewhat some health issues...

Anthony: This is Joe (Points at the yellow face)

Joe: How are you?

Anthony: And this I see good ol gooey! (Points at the blue small bear)

Gooey: Hello there, I am good at tracking down things!

Fireman: Nice to meet you all.

Bill The Frog: You are just in time for a meeting. You ready to do the task?

Anthony: Oh boy sure I am!

Fireman: So, we need you to get a guy who is yellow and wears a blue shirt. You will often see him eating cheese burgers. We also need you to get a blue haired and blue shirted girl who has a robotic arm, and a yellow flower who acts just like a human. She has a pinkish stripe dress... or you know what? Have these photos! Should have shown it instead...

Anthony: Those look like some lovely people!

The photos show Rh390110478, Sunny Funny and Tari.

Fireman: You got it!

Mug: Yep! We will get them in a few minutes or a hour or so.

Bill: Good luck. You will need it.



CHAPTER 2: The blueprints

Fireman is seen constructing a robot.

Fireman: Hmmm... the sketch looks awkwardly weird... long ears?? What?

Biggie: What seems to be the problem?

Fireman: You might wanna look at this sketch for me...

He gives Biggie The Pig the Robot blueprint sketch.

Biggie: Mm hmm... mm hmm... wait a minute, this looks like a cat...

Fireman: A what?

Biggie: It's the sketch of a robot cat...

Fireman: What?!

Biggie: What is this? Where did you get this print?

Fireman: The two cats gave me the sketch of a robotic cat?

Biggie: Yes!

Fireman: Hmmm... it may still be a good idea though! Hopefully I can get this through...

Biggie: Ok... good luck.

It cuts to the Big Bad General writing down things.

A soldier then comes in.

Elite Soldier: Boss, we need to tell you that...

Big Bad General: Yes... go on.

Elite Soldier: The gremlins just got a new blueprint for your plan.

Big Bad General: Oooo... sounds interesting.

The soldier gives him the print.

Big Bad General: Ahhhh yes... this is good enough... alright. Please note my army the blueprint. They will need to know about the plan.

Elite Soldier: Yes sir.

He leaves the room and it cuts back to Fireman fixing up the robot.

Piggie: How is the Robot going?

Fireman: It had some option buttons that I had to change. For example: I had to remove "Kill Mouse" with "Guard Hostages".

Piggie: Nice! I hope we can get this finished soon!

Fireman: Me too.

It cuts to Anthony, Gooey, Joe, Timmy and Mug looking around for Tari, Rh390110478 and Sunny Funny.

Joe: Now guys, Anthony is our guy who can help us lurk the people out.

Timmy: Yes. Plan agreed to!

Anthony: Wait? Me? But I might look to scary...

Joe: Now you ain't! Just be like a elephant and they might get curious. Curiosity always kills the cat!

Anthony: Ok then...

It cuts to MarioFan2009 at his house reading on the SML Wiki about stories being moved.

MarioFan2009: Welp, guess I will be producing stories on SML Fanon Wiki.

A doorbell ring is heard.

He answers the door to Rh390110478.

MarioFan2009: Hey Rh! How's it going?

Rh390110478: Nothing much! I will now start to make my stories on the SML Fanon Wiki now because of Trikkiboy's new rule!

MarioFan2009: Me too, but because I am content moderator as well, I need to be online often with article edits.

Rh390110478: Oh. Well, good luck! May I come in?

MarioFan2009: Sure thing!

It cuts to them on the couch.

Rh390110478: So, what's new?

MarioFan2009: Nothing much. I am just trying to get stories done.

Rh390110478: The Election comes out in 2 days!

MarioFan2009: I know about that. I can't wait!

Rh390110478: Did you hear about some shadowy figures being caught on CCTV?

MarioFan2009: Oh yes I did. I hope they don't come near my house...

Rh390110478: I hope mine's safe as well. What do you think they could have been?

MarioFan2009: A possible robbery? IDK.

Rh390110478: I hope it's not that...

It cuts to Anthony and his friends looking around to find Tari.

Mug: Bingo guys! We found one!

Joe: Anthony, now is your part.

Anthony: But I am nervous...

Joe: Just go. Try to be her friend or something.

Anthony: I will try something...

It goes back to Fireman finally finishing the Robot.

Blackie The Halloween Candy Bag: Is it done?

Fireman: Very. I made it's buttons so it can work for us!

Blackie: Good work! Now should we test it out?

Fireman: Yes! Let's do so.

Fireman presses the start up button and the cat acts like it's self and licks it's legs and arms.

Fireman: Success! Now for the test that actually counts!

He gets a toy mouse out and turns it on.

Fireman: Alright... (Presses the kill button)

The cat goes after the toy mouse, kills it and eats it.

Fireman: Perfect! Now, our hostages won't escape!

It cuts back to Anthony.

Anthony whistles loudly.

Tari: What was that?

He whistles again.

Tari: Is it coming from those bushes? I think I will check...

She goes to check the bushes but then suddenly, she gets attacked from behind and the screen cuts to black.

It cuts back to MarioFan2009 and Rh390110478.

MarioFan2009: Well, I got get going. The SML Wiki needs me now.

Rh390110478: Alright! See ya!

MarioFan2009: Bye!

He leaves the house, gets in his car and drives off.

Tari is seen with her eyes closed.

She then wakes up to see that she is tied up and cannot move.

Tari: AHH! What is going on?! Hello?! Somebody?!

Fireman: Wakey wakey sweet pie...

A loud meow is heard.



CHAPTER 3: Hostages

It shows the SML Wiki studio.

A knock on the door is heard.

Trikkiboy: I’ll get it!

He answers the door to MarioFan2009.

Trikkiboy: Well MarioFan2009, your just in time for work! Come on in!

MarioFan2009: Thanks!

It cuts to him inside the studio.

ArthurFistMeme: Hey MarioFan2009! How’s it going?

MarioFan2009: Good! You?

ArthurFistMeme: Fine, hope you have more stories soon!

MarioFan2009: They will be moved to the Fanon Wiki.

ArthurFistMeme: Alright!

Gummy Cow: Well, I will be editing some articles.

CuldeeFell13: Me too. See you everyone!

ArthurFistMeme: See you too!

ThomasandFriends7: I will be on the Fanon Wiki. Call me if you need anything.

MarioFan2009: Ok!

It cuts to the Big Bad General.

A soldier comes in.

Soldier: When will we plan our attack boss?

Big Bad General: I want you to go out, attack some people and take hostages. Got it? I want some SMG4 characters immediately.

Soldier: Got you boss!

He leaves the room.

It cuts back to Tari tied up.

Fireman comes into the room.

Fireman: There now... everything is gonna be alright!

Tari: Let go of me! Let me out of here!

The robotic cat growls at her.

Fireman: Not now buddy, later. Anyways, you will have a soon meeting with someone. We gotta get the other two and our plan shall be good to go.

Tari: What plan?!

Fireman: You will see... You keep an eye on her. Make sure she doesn’t get any wise ideas.

The robotic cat shakes it’s head up and down.

Fireman: Good bot!

He leaves the room.

Tari: Uhh, nice kitty?

The cat looks at her with a evil expression.

It cuts to Sunny Funny outside.

Sunny Funny: Oh, what a lovely day!

It shows Anthony and his friends spying on her.

Mug: What’s the plan?

Gooey: I will go this time!

Mug: Great thinking! Good luck.

Gooey: Thanks!

He goes and pretends to sniff while getting closer to Sunny.

Gooey is seen sniffing like a dog and sniff Sunny Funny’s shoes.

Sunny Funny: Umm... are you looking for something?

Gooey: I am looking for a flower.

Sunny Funny: A flower?

Gooey: Yes. Have you seen one?

Sunny Funny: Well, I have to tell you something. I’m a flower myself!

Gooey: Oh, guess I don’t need to search anymore.

Suddenly, screaming is heard and people are running.

Citizen 12: Run!! There is a terrorist attack!!

He screams off running.

Sunny Funny: Wait! What?!

Gooey grabs Sunny by her hand and runs off with her.

Sunny Funny: WHAT THE?!

He jumps into the bush.

The attack is seen carried throughout the scenery.

It cuts back to the SML Wiki studio.

KAPFan9876: So guys, how’s your days going?

Mikelord56: Very good.

OcelotGuys224: I am planning on going back to Quebec for a vacation.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I am just checking out and making sure people don’t necropost.

OcelotGuys224: Ok!

The news then comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A terrorism happened earlier this day and lots of people where killed in the act. Multiple people have gone missing mostly the SMG4 characters. Please be careful because this was an unexpected one.

TheShinyLucarioMaster: A WHAT?!

MarioFan2009: What the hell?!

InternetProblem: Why would anyone do something?!

CuldeeFell13: I think this is where we come in.

Ast126: But we stopped robbers last time!

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Yeah, why do we need to stop terrorists?

MarioFan2009: Come on guys. Another adventure can’t be that bad?

Ast126: Fine, I guess we will join...

Agonzo7988: I will volunteer to help.

Trikkiboy: Me too.

Trikkibot: Can I join as well?

CuldeeFell13: Sure!

Yogurt&Cheese: Count me in!

2epicworlds: Me too!

ThomasandFriends7: I might join later. Call me if you need help!

ArthurFistMeme: Ok!

MarioFan2009: Let’s go everybody!

Everybody goes outside and gets into the SML Wiki car.

It cuts back to the Big Bad General

It shows the SMG4 characters tied up.

Big Bad General: So. Tell me EVERYTHING you know about the wiki users on the SML wiki.

SMG4 Mario: How about u suck Mario’s penis?

Big Bad General: Say that to me again and I will suck your penis good. (Pulls out a gun and cocks it)

SMG4 Mario: Ok...

SMG4 Peach: I’ve never met them before!

Fishy Boopkins: Why are you doing this?!

Meggy: We refuse to tell you!

Big Bad General: Well then. You will be dead then alive.

Bob: Can’t we be chill? I don’t wanna die. I’m still a virgin!

SMG4: Look dude, the wiki users are in the SML Wiki Studio. But I don’t know when it is opened or closed. So you will need luck...

Big Bad General: Nice, anything else?

SMG4 Bowser: No...

SMG4 Toad: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Big Bad General shoots Toad.

SMG4 Toad: AHHHHHH! IT HURTS! THE PAIN! IT IS UNBEARABLE!!

Big Bad General: That outta keep your slacking mouth shut.

Meggy: Where is Tari? I haven’t seen her.

Big Bad General: She is in a meeting with my helpers.

Meggy: WHAT?!

Big Bad General: Or in one word: Hostaged.

Meggy: YOU... MONSTER!!

Big Bad General: I have to go in a meeting. Don’t let me see you get any ideas. Bye.

He leaves the room.

The SMG4 characters are seen tied up unable to move.

SMG4 Mario: Mario’s ass is itchy.

SMG4 Luigi: (Cries)

It cuts to Tari tied up with the bot cat guarding.

The door opens and a tied up Sunny Funny is thrown in.

Sunny Funny: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU BITCH!! YOU DIRTY JERK!! YOU—

The Robot Cat screams at her.

Sunny Funny: Hey! Don’t you “GRAAAH!!” at me you robot feline! Oh wait, your a robot! Robots don’t have feelings!

Robot Cat: (Screams at her more)

Sunny Funny: Or maybe you do...

It cuts to Chloroplast on her couch watching the news.

Chloroplast: You know, I think I might go for a walk for so.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Chloroplast: Who could that be?

She answers the door.

Chloroplast: Hello? Who was at the door?

???: I’m down here!

She looks down to see a yellow Gremlin.

Chloroplast: What are you do-

She suddenly gets attacked from behind and the screen cuts to black.



CHAPTER 4: The Terror

It shows Anthony and his friends stalking on MarioFan2009's house looking through the window: Stalking at Rh390110478.

Gooey: Our final target I guess.

Joe: Hopefully this will be good!

Anthony: I will lurk him out!

Mug: How?

Anthony pulls out a telephone booth.

Timmy: FUCKING GENIUS!!!

Anthony: Now to start the test! (He turns on the telephone booth with a fake call)

The call goes throughout MarioFan2009's house.

Rh390110478: Hm. Now who could be calling?

He looks around to see no phone ringing.

Rh390110478: Where is that phone at?

He goes outside to see a small telephone.

Rh390110478: What?

He picks up the phone.

Rh390110478: Hello? Hi? Anyone?

Timmy is seen sneaking up on Rh390110478 with some trash bin lids with a evil grin.

He is about to attack but then suddenly, a random colorful spear is thrown at the wall.

Timmy: Huh?

He sees a mysterious shadowy figure.

Timmy: OH SHIT!!

He quickly smashes Rh390110478's head with the lids and knocks him out and drags his body.

Gooey: You got him?

Timmy: We gotta go... I saw a weird figure. We need to run!

Joe: Ok ok...

They run off back to the New Neighbours' house.

Fireman: Oh you are here! Just in time!

Gooey: Yeah... Timmy said he saw a shadowy figure. We had to hurry. We only had like 1 minute.

Fireman: Well, good for you! Now to tie this guy up and get him to the room.

It cuts back to Mario's house with the news starting up again.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay, the 13 old men who committed terrorism and robbery a month ago escaped prison. These individuals are extremely dangerous and are NOT to be tampered around with. Please lock your doors and close every entrance you have! Or your fucked! Here's Crash Bandicoot with a important message.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok so uh, the town hall I saw getting closed because of this ongoing conflict. The pressure from the war has lead to this and we will not be opening until the war ends.

Goodman: Alright, more news reports will come later.

Mario: The 13 old men escaped?! AHHHH!

Mario is seen shutting everything everywhere.

Mario: Ok, they won't be able to get me now! I am safe, hopefully...

It cuts back to the room where the SMG4 characters are held hostage.

SMG4 Mario: When is this over? I am hungry!

Meggy: I hope Tari is safe! I don't want her to die!

SMG4: (Sigh) Me too...

The door opens and the Big Bad General is seen holding someone.

The light turns on and it reveals to be Chloroplast!

Big Bad General: Here is an extra person I found outside. Have fun with her!

Chloroplast: Let go of me you brute!

The General kicks her into the room.

Big Bad General: See ya fools later!

He closes the door.

SMG4 Luigi: Hello, who are you? What did you do to get here?

Chloroplast: I was just minding my own business and I was attacked from behind! He stole my west!

SMG4 Mario: Oooo... Mario feel bad for you...

Meggy: I can't stand being here any longer!

SMG4 Bowser: Me too! Someone please help us! My thicc arms are getting plumped!

Bob: My sexy ass is being not so sexy anymore!

Chloroplast: Ew! You guys are weird...

It cuts to Rh390110478, Tari and Sunny Funny tied up.

The Robotic Cat is seen talking a nap.

Rh390110478 wakes up.

Rh390110478: Wh-- Wait, where am I?

Sunny Funny: You are in a bastard's lounge...

Rh390110478: A what?? Why can't I move??

Tari: We are hostaged... the cat would wake up any minute or so...

Rh390110478: I AM WHAT?! ARE WE GONNA DIE?!

Tari: Hopefully not... I hope they release us...

Sunny Funny: Me too...

Rh390110478: These ropes hurt! I wanna leave! What am I here for?!

Fireman comes in.

Fireman: Hey Rh, the "creative" story maker...

Rh390110478: Who are you?! What are you doing here?!

Fireman: I own the place. I want you to tell me everything you know about that brown kid "MarioFan2009" and his putey so-called "Wiki Friends".

Rh390110478: I will do nothing of the kind!

Fireman: Oh yes you will... (Pulls out a taser)

Rh390110478: Oh no...

Fireman: Will you tell me or will you like a "shocking" experience?

Tari: Come on. Just tell him... you don't want to get tased to death do you?

Rh390110478: No...

Fireman: Then TELL me.

Rh390110478: (Sigh)

It cuts to the wiki users in the car.

MarioFan2009: You all heard that the old men escaped on the radio right?

InternetProblem: Hell yes! Those where the people that attempted multiple crimes!

Gummy Cow: They act like the new 5 Guys and Buckaroo.

TheSquarePancakes: What is the point of war, terrorism, robbery and kind of stuff anyways?

Ast126: I really don't know.

ArthurFistMeme: Hopefully we can win the war and get home in one piece...

It cuts to Rh390110478, Tari and Sunny Funny tied up with the Fireman.

Rh390110478: And he always likes to contribute to the SML and SML Fanon Wikis!

Fireman: Good enough... I guess I will let you stay here for the time being. I need to send this information to my boss.

He walks out of the room and closes the door.

On top of the room, the shadow figure that threw it's spear at Timmy but missed is seen.

It jumps on the floor as Rh390110478 sees it.

Rh390110478: Huh?



CHAPTER 5: Escaped

Sunny Funny: Oh no... What is that??

Tari: I hope it isn't hostile...

The figure comes out of the darkness to show a female with a blue shirt, brownish pants, orange hair, holding a spear and a white baldish thing on her head.

Sunny Funny: What are you??

???: My name is not important. I must get you out of here...

Tari: How did you know we where being kidnapped?

???: Also not important. I am releasing you at once right now.

She uses her spear to cut Sunny Funny, Tari and Rh390110478's ropes.

Rh390110478: Wow... you sure seem like a nice person...

???: I actually am.

The Robotic Cat wakes up.

It notices that Rh390110478, Sunny Funny and Tari have been untied by the mysterious human-like creature.

Robotic Cat: (Screams and growls at them)

Tari: Uh oh...

???: Leave. NOW!

Rh390110478: Ok!

They all run out.

The Cat comes closer and closer to the creature.

Robot Cat: (Growls)

???: Stay back you...

It gets closer and closer.

She throws her spear into it's heart but it does not do any damage.

???: Uh oh...

The bot grabs the spear and tangles it up.

In anger, it throws it on the floor.

???: Oh no...

The Robotic Cat smiles evilishly.

???: Stay away from me!

She runs to the door but the cat stops her.

Robotic Cat: (Extreme growling)

???: Nice kitty... I didn't mean anything!

It cuts to Rh390110478, Sunny Funny and Tari running out the door.

Fireman: AH HA! Caught ya!

Sunny Funny: Oh no...

Fireman: Ha ha ha ha haaa! You thought I be such a fool to let you get away?! (Pulls out a pocket knife) Now, say goodbye... you are done for...

Tari: RUN! QUICK!

They run away to the right side.

Fireman: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!

It cuts back to the human creature and the Robotic Cat.

The Robotic Cat pulls out it's arms to attack.

???: Oh no you don't!

The Cat attempts to grab her but misses.

She starts choking the robot.

Robotic Cat: (Robotic choking)

She throws the cat on the ground and runs out the door.

The Robotic Cat shakes it's head to anger and disbelief.

Tari: Where do we go?!

Sunny Funny: We are trapped by a maniac psycho!!

Fireman: Here little piggys. Here little pigs!

Biggie: You called?

He punches Biggie in the face.

Fireman: NOT YOU STUPID!! Where are those fucking hostages?! They will pay!

Tari: I can hear him...

Rh390110478: Me too!!

The human creature comes back to them.

Sunny Funny: Your ok! Thank God!

???: The robot may come back. I need to get you out of here.

Rh390110478: But how?

???: Follow me.

It cuts back to the wiki users in the car.

Suddenly, Gremlins are seen seizing their car.

MarioFan2009: What the heck??

CuldeeFell13: Get out of he-- Wait, they've look familiar.

Gremlin 45: CHAAAAAAAARGEEE!!

Gummy Cow: DRIVE! NOW!

MarioFan2009 starts driving and runs over the tiny Gremlins.

Gremlin 55: They can easily kill us!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: They creep me out...

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Me too...

Blood is seen splattering everywhere.

Blood is seen hitting TheShinyLucarioMaster's side of the window.

TheShinyLucarioMaster: AHHH! Gross!!

ArthurtFistMeme: IKR??

They make out successfully without being harmed but the Gremlins are chasing them.

Gremlin 76: GET THEM FOR KILLING OUR SPECIES!!!

Gremlin 89: YEAH!!

They start running even faster.

MarioFan2009: This is gonna be a hard problem...

It cuts back to Sunny Funny, Tari The Human Creature and Rh390110478.

???: Just quietly follow and we might make it out.

Suddenly they bump into Anthony and his friends.

Anthony: Oh goody! Friends!

Mug: GET THEM!!

???: Ok, you can run now...

They start running from Anthony and his friends.

They then encounter the robot cat.

Robotic Cat: (Growls)

???: Uh oh...

They see Anthony and his friends coming from one side while the cat is slowly coming near them.

They quickly run at their middle and Anthony and his friends Crash into the robot cat knocking them all out.

Sunny Funny: Those are 6 less scary villains to worry about.

Rh390110478: Yeah...

Fireman: Heh heh...

???: Ugggghh!!

Fireman and his friends are seen with evil glares.

Seal: You are not going anywhere.

Bill: You have caused enough chaos, now you shall perish.

Sunny Funny: Oh God no...

Fireman is seen coming closely to them with an axe.

Suddenly, his hat gets shot through.

Fireman: What the?!

He looks the his left and surprise... the 13 old men!

Old Man 5: Didn't expect us did you?

Old Man 7: Those guys are ours!

Fireman: Wanna bet?! They are not yours! They are our hostages!

Old Man 1: Look little one, we want them and that's final! (Pulls out a gun)

Sunny Funny: Don't they look some people !eggy mentioned to me a week ago?

Rh390110478: It's the evil 13 Old Men from MarioFan2009's story "A Feud There Was"!

Old Man 8: Are you gonna surrender them to us or do we kill you?!

Fireman: NEVER!!

Old Man 8: Why you dirty...

A huge fight smoke starts with the old men and the fireman.

Biggie: GET THEM!!

They join the fight and start beating up the old men together.

???: We NEED to leave...

Rh390110478: Let's do so...

They sneakily leave through the door without being noticed.

Sunny Funny: Phew! That was a close one!

Rh390110478: By the way, what is your name?

???: Oh, you can call me Pearl.

Tari: Pearl?

Sunny Funny: That sounds like a good name!

Pearl: I am a gem. I don't usually come to this place often. I just look around for trouble.

Rh390110478: Oh! Well, how did you know we where being attacked?

Three more mysterious figures come out of the darkness. One is a mad white colored "Roblox Character" scientist with spongebob-like teeth and green hair with a Roblox body. And another one who is a pink character who looks just like Patrick Star, has a blocky body, wears no shirt and has grey underwear on. And a robotic Skull-faced unique officer with a machine gun, heavy Armor, blocky body and a face plate with a skull on it.

Pearl: They helped me out... they are spies on any worlds...

??? 1: Call me Azaz. I am a mad scientist and destroyer of Roblox.

??? 2: My name is AsphaltianOof. I am Azaz long best friend ever since September 2018.

??? 3: I am Skulldozer. I am Robot of Azaz's. I was a long lost unique enforcer but I decided to change my career with a mad scientist.

Rh390110478: Woooooaahh!! They look amazing!

Pearl: I know!

Sunny Funny: They look cool!

Tari: Yeah!!

It cuts to the SML car.

MarioFan2009: Here, have backup! (Gives the wiki users Guns)

Gummy Cow: Thanks! (He starts shooting up the Gremlins)

TheShinyLucarioMaster: DIE YOU DIRTY MONSTERS!!!!

They eventually kill off all of them and drive off fast.

MarioFan2009: Great job guys! You did it!

CuldeeFell13: Yeah we did!

Trikkiboy: Let's keep going. We really outta find Rh390110478... I haven't seen him for a while...

Gummy Cow: Me too...

It cuts back to Rh390110478 and the non-canon characters.

Azaz: Oh! And we have one more guy who can help us.

Out of the shadows comes Zulzo with a rifle.

Zulzo: Hi guys.

Pearl: Hi Zulzo.

AsphaltianOof: You know the orders bud.

Sunny Funny: I think I saw this guy work at a department store...

Zulzo: I started my life here for a career.

Skulldozer: Let's get going guys...

Tari: Yeah!

They run off to find someone who can help or know anything.

It cuts to the Big Bad General writing things down.

A soldier comes in.

Big Bad General: Yes?

Soldier: We have very bad news...

Big Bad General: What is it?

Soldier: Fireman and his friends along with some suspicious old men where arrested at their house and the hostages escaped... Also, the wiki users ran over, trampled and shot all of the Gremlins...

Big Bad General: (Extremely angered) What?

Soldier: Yeah I kn--

Suddenly, he gets shot in the face and dies.

It shows Big Bad General holding a gun.

Big Bad General: Foolish... just why... if you gotta do something, you gotta do it yourself... (He gets up) I am gonna make sure they ALL die... I am calling backup right now...

It fades out on the dead soldier's corpse.



CHAPTER 6: More helpers

It shows the wiki users still in the car driving.

MarioFan2009: So guys, anyone wanna go somewhere quick to eat?

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Not really... the Gremlins made my body weak... no food for me...

Gummy Cow: Can we get a burger?

ArthurtFistMeme: I want some fire and ketchup!

Trikkiboy: Eh, count me in.

MarioFan2009: Alright! McDonalds or Burger King?

Everyone: Burger King!

MarioFan2009: Yeet! Here we go then!

It goes to Tari, Azaz, Rh390110478, Sunny Funny, Pearl, AsphaltianOof, Skulldozer and Zulzo going around.

Tari: Guys, where do we get help?

???: Did someone say help?

Rh390110478: Huh?

A shadowy figure comes out of the darkness revealing to be Zero Suit Samus.

Sunny Funny: Who are you?

Bugs Bunny also comes out of the darkness.

Bugs Bunny: Ehhh... (Chews on a carrot) What's up doc?

Sunny Funny: Bugs?

Zero Suit Samus: Just call me Samus! Anyways, I heard you are in big danger in the hand she of the Big Bad General... I am here to help you stop them.

Rh390110478: Really?

Bugs Bunny: Yeah! That maroon has been up to no good for 10 years!

Zero Suit Samus: He has been attempting to destroy the city and steal Quebec from Canada...

Bugs Bunny: I always trick that idiot out! Hehehehehehe!

Tari: So how do we stop them?

Pearl: I will have some plans. We will need to contact everyone to join the fight with us to defeat him.

Zero Suit Samus: Please be noted that he is going to kidnap the wiki users. I have been spying on him. So we will need to save them a sign well.

AsphaltianOof: Ok. Azaz, you ready?

Azaz: Ready when you are.

Skulldozer: You ready Zulzo?

Zulzo: Yes I am...

Rh390110478: Let's get going. I don't want MarioFan2009 to die! He is my friend!

Tari: Alright.

It cuts back to the wiki users.

Gummy Cow, Ast126 and ArthurtFistMeme are seen eating burgers and fries while the other users sit down on benches.

Gummy Cow: Ahhh, this is the life...

ArthurtFistMeme: Agreed!

A shadowy figure is seen walking slowly near them.

A bullet passes Gummy Cow's head and everybody is alerted.

Gummy Cow: What the heck??

They look back and see the Big Bad General.

Big Bad General: Well well well... if it ain't the kids that killed my Gremlins!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: WHAT THE HELL?!

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Where did you come from?!

Yogurt&Cheese: We need to fight him!

2epicworlds: GET THE GUNS!!

Big Bad General: Looking for theeese? (Pulls out their weapons that he stole)

InternetProblem: Oh shit...

KAPFan9876: This is not good...

Big Bad General: Put your hands up and KNEEL.

Everybody kneels and puts their hands up.

It cuts back to Rh390110478 and his friends.

Sunny Funny: We gotta stop the Big Bad General if it i she the last thing we do!

Tari: But how?

Pearl: I always have a plan.

Azaz: I will help you with it.

Pearl: Thanks.

It goes back to the wiki users being tied or handcuffed.

Soldier 4: We got them boss. They will not be able to hurt us.

Big Bad General: Great job maggots. Now w--

Suddenly a gunshot is heard and one soldier dies.

Big Bad General: WHAT THE?!

He looks back and sees ThomasandFriends7.

ThomasandFriends7: I knew you guys needed help...

Big Bad General: EVACUATE THE USERS. NOW!!!!

TheSquarePancakes: Oh God no...

ThomasandFriends7 is seen shooting his soldiers but half of them successfully get the wiki users in the elite truck and they drive off safely.

ThomasandFriends7: I will find you... and I will kill you...

Mario is seen sitting on the couch as the news comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! The 13 Old Men along with some maniac Fireman and some bizarre creatures have been found and taken to prison! More creatures where found but they where declared not guilty because of lack of evidence against them. They where a Elephant, Rabbit, Two Bears, A Yellow Face and A Robotic Cat. The Rest however are serving time in jail.

Mario: Phew... Thank God... now I get to take of the pressure on my entrance!

It cuts back to the Big Bad General's tourment room and shows the wiki users in prison clothes.

Big Bad General: Tomorrow... You guys will kill each other in the area, or else I will kill you... understand?

He leaves the room with his elite soldiers guarding the entrance.

MarioFan2009: Fuck... we have been caught by a corrupt official... what do we do now?

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is fine.

IntenetProblem: NO IT IS NOT!! THIS IS NO TIME FOR MEMES!! OUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE!!

Gummy Cow: He wants us to go out to the area and kill each other...

ArthurtFustMeme: We can't do that! We are best friends!

TheSquarePancakes: I feel uncomfortable with the cuffs...

Ast126: Me too.

CuldeeFell13: We gotta get out of here somehow!

Trikkiboy: We do... I have a Discord SML Wiki community that I have to deal with.

Agonzo7988: I have to deal with real life issues... I can't stay here...

TheShinyLucarioMaster: Me too!

MarioFan2009: Hopefully we get saved...

The guards outside are seen doing their job until a figure comes and kicks them to the ground.

Guard 2: WHAT THE?!

It turns out to be Zero Suit Samus.

Guard 2: What are you doing here...

She kill the other guard.

The rest come out.

Zero Suit Samus: This place may be heavily guarded... keep it down a notch.

Sunny Funny: Ok...

They open the door stab the other two guards that where guarding the back of the door.

Tari: This is the place?

Azaz: Yes. It is.

AsphaltianOof: We need to STAY quiet...

Skulldozer: I'm on.

They sneak around to find more guards guarding the area.

Pearl: I'll take care of them.

Zero Suit Samus: Me too.

Rh390110478: Ok.

Zulzo: Guess we will be waitin.

It shows a montage of Pearl and Zero Suit Samus killing the guards in savage and brutal ways.

Zulzo: All clear everyone. Let's get going!

They head to the front and see hostages.

MarioFan2009: Now who could have entered?

Zero Suit Samus: It's us. We are here to save you?

MarioFan2009: Pearl?! Zero Suit Samus?? Skulldozer? Azaz?! AsphaltianOof?!?! Is it really you guys?!

CuldeeFell13: You know these people?!

MarioFan2009: Yes!

AsphaltianOof: Yes, it is us MarioFan2009.

Azaz: We've came here to save you from the clutches of the Big Bad General?

MarioFan2009: Az! How is money making going?

Azaz: Pretty good. Got 2 billion today! But anyways, let's get you free.

Later, after they freed the wiki users and other unknown people.

AsphaltianOof: Good to hear you guys survived.

Pearl: We where worried sick about you.

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Now, I have seen everything...

OcelotGuys224: Me too...

Skulldozer: Make way for the elite dozer! Let's get going fellas!

Rh390110478: The Big Bad General is planning a mass war...

Sunny Funny: We gotta stop him.

Tari: I hope Meggy is ok...

Zero Suit Samus: I heard that the General kidnapped a few more people.

Bugs Bunny: We outta get them later. Right now we gotta focus on the big deals.

MarioFan2009: Yeah, after all he is guarding them probably.

Mikelord56: Let's go quick!

After they got out.

Pearl: I contacted everyone in the city that we are going to war with the General. We will have a lot of backup.

Skulldozer: Sweet thinking! Now we can get him!

They all go to the area and get prepared.

Zero Suit Samus: Prepare yourselves guys... this is gonna be a huge conflict...

Rh390110478: I don't wanna die...

Gummy Cow: Me too! Hopefully we can just win...

MarioFan2009: I hope so too.

Endlesspossibilities 2006: Let's get ready and get going. It should start any minute now...



CHAPTER 7: The Great War

Everybody is seen over the dessert-like hills waiting for the conflict to start.

ThomasandFriends7: Did I miss anything?

MarioFan2009: Nope, you are just in time.

ThomasandFriends7: Ok then...

The Big Bad General and his elite soldiers are seen walking closer and closer.

Big Bad General: They can neither surrender Quebec and their city to us or the young can't suffer the consequences! Now everybody, get yourselves prepared. Their army is no match for us!

Trikkiboy: Guys, just do what you need to do... we can't die like this... we have to fight until we win. We can't let him steal the land and get away with it.

MarioFan2009: Yeah!

OcelotGuys224: Agreed as well!

Sunny Funny: Let's go then everyone.

Trikkiboy: Good luck fellow friends.

The Big Bad General's army are seen walking closer by.

The citizens of Pensacola are seen walking closer as well.

Big Bad General: Now.

An elite soldier starts shooting his rifle.

Trikkiboy: Get them!

The citizens start shooting at the Big Bad General's army.

Big Bad General: Fools! They have no idea what they are going through!

The elite soldiers throw bombs at th citizens.

A whole montage of fights is shown with knifes, guns, bombs and swords.

Pearl is going through the back freeing the SMG4 characters and Chloroplast.

SMG4 Mario: Thank you mysterious girl!

Pearl: Anytime weird looking guy.

SMG4: Who are you anyway?

Pearl: Call me Pearl.

Chloroplast: Thank sounds like a good name!

It cuts back to the war.

It shows MarioFan2009 and Big Bad General.

Big Bad General: So. MarioFuck2009.

MarioFan2009: That is MarioFan2009 to you!

Big Bad General: Whatever. It is time to end your life.

MarioFan2009: Not if I end yours first!

Big Bad General: Ahh... picky fighter.

They starts kicking and punching each other.

It shows InternetProblem being attacked by a elite soldier.

InternetProblem: Guys... he has a large sword!

ArthurFistMeme: Be careful!

Zero Suit Samus is seen shooting many of the elite soldiers.

Zulzo is doing that as well.

Zulzo: My pistol can run out of bullets any minute now!

Zero Suit Samus: Here. Have this! (She gives him a automatic-reload pistol)

Zulzo: Noice.

Bugs Bunny is seen hiding in a hole while soldiers guard it.

Soldier 3: Come out of there you hopping animal or we are coming in after ya!

Bugs Bunny: I refuse!

Soldier 2: That is it! Get him!

They jump into the hole and Bugs Bunny comes out of a different hole covering the other one with sand.

Bugs Bunny: Hehehehe! Boy what maroons!

He walks away from the sand covered hole.

The war is seen continuing on.

It shows MarioFan2009 and the Big Bad General fighting each other.

The General kicks him to the ground and pulls out a pistol.

Big Bad General: Goodbye MarioFag2009!

He shoots his gun.

Suddenly, Sunny Funny is seen saving MarioFan2009 and the bullet hits her instead.

MarioFan2009: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

InternetProblem also sees this and is very shocked.

With anger, InternetProblem kicks the soldier with the large sword, grabs the sword from him and stabs him 3-5 times with it killing him.

Big Bad General: Now, it is your turn MarioFan2009!

He shoots his gun but it jams.

Big Bad General: WHAT?! Ugggggh! Damnit!

He runs away.

MarioFan2009: Phew...

He looks at Sunny Funny's body with despair and sadness.

He gets back up and chases the General.

The war continues as many soldiers are killed and many citizens are injured.

The General is seen on top of a cliff of a hill get his pistol unjammed.

Suddenly, MarioFan2009 attacks him.

The General kicks him and points his pistol again at him.

Not having anymore of it, MarioFan2009 kicks out gun out of his hand and it falls off the cliff.

Big Bad General: YOU BITCH!!

They start fighting each other.

MarioFan2008 kicks the Big Bad General and he is almost about to fall of the cliff.

Suddenly, he gets shot on the leg.

Big Bad General: OUCH!!

MarioFan2009: What?

He looks back and sees Buckaroo!

Buckaroo: This is for Sunny...

He shoots Big Bad General in the heart and he falls off the cliff.

He is seen falling in slow motion and falls into water completely dead.

It fades out on his corpse.

Eyes are seen opening up and shows a scenery of a hospital.

It shows that Sunny Funny is alive!

Sunny Funny: Where am I??

Brooklyn T. Guy: It's ok girl. You are in the hospital.

MarioFan2009: The war is over.

Sunny Funny: It is? What about everyone else?

Gummy Cow: The soldiers surrendered and the Big Bad General is dead. Everyone in our army is ok.

Sunny Funny: Phew.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Also, you have a visitor who wants to see you.

The doors open and it shows Buckaroo.

Sunny Funny: Buckaroo! Where have you been?

Buckaroo: I killed him. I was the one who took out the General.

Mikelord56: What a hero!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Agreed.

Sunny Funny: You did! Wow! I can't believe it!

Buckaroo: I did it for various reasons which I might explain later. I have got a business to take care with the Canadians. I will see you later when I can.

Sunny Funny: Alright!

Chloroplast: It is good to be healthy and alive.

SMG4: I really hope another war like this never happens...

Toadette: Me too!

MarioFan2009: Well, our future will always remember this... no matter what happens...

Trikkiboy: Yep...

It cuts to Mario watching the news.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A huge war has happened in the south-west of Pensacola Florida. The Big Bad General is known to be deceased for his 10 years of conflicts and his soldiers have surrendered! Good riddance to bad rubbish everyone!

Mario: Phew...

Jeffy: Hey daddy what doing?

Mario: Nothing Jeffy I will just watching the news.

Jeffy: Alright then daddy!

High: We have been staying here with you along.

Mouse: Yeah.

Grodo: Boy we are happy the war is over...

It then fades out and shows the peaceful Pensacola city. Hot Dogs and other food is being mad enough to celebrate the death of the Big Bad General.

Buckaroo: Boy. Am I happy that bastard died...

Tari: Me too!

It moves to the cliff to show Pearl watching the city with happiness as it fades out.

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story!



WARNING: This story may have violent flashbacks and swearing.

It shows a shadowy figure walking around a hill.

The figure turns out to be Buckaroo.

He sits on the edge of the cliff and has flashbacks of guns and war.

Sunny Funny: Hey, what are you doing?

Buckaroo: (Sigh) Nothing...

Sunny Funny: You seem upset. What is the problem?

Buckaroo: Well you see... I have bad memories of my past...

Sunny Funny: What?

Buckaroo: Yes. It I see true. You know the Big Bad General?

Sunny Funny: Yes... he is dead now.

Buckaroo: Well, he did very unspeakable things to me.

Sunny Funny: Really? What do he do?

Buckaroo: Well, you see...

It turns into a flashback.

Buckaroo: I had a very good life with my parents.

Buckaroo is seen as a young kid.

Buckaroo: Mom! Dad! When can we go to the park?

Buckaroo's Mom: Sure honey! We'll go soon after we are done our work!

Buckaroo's Dad: Just get ready!

Buckaroo: Ok dad!

He gets ready in his shirt and wears his black pants.

Buckaroo: All set mom and dad!

Buckaroo's Dad: Alright son. Let's go.

They are seen going into the car and drive off.

Buckaroo: I had a lot of fun with my parents. But sadly, the day came: February 7th 2008. Oh and yes, today is also my birthday. I was originally born in 1998.

Sunny Funny: Happy birthday!

Buckaroo: Anyways, February 7th 2008. The worst day and birthday of my life...

Sunny Funny: What happened?

Buckaroo: The General came.

It shows the scene where his parents are frightened as they are shot.

Buckaroo: That Big Bad Bastard came with his soldiers and killed my parents...

Big Bad General: Search the place... make sure everything is clear.

A young Buckaroo is seen hiding from them and makes sure not to get caught.

Soldier 2: Nobody is there boss.

Big Bad General: Alright. Let's get going!

They are seen driving off from the scene.

Buckaroo comes out and sees his parents killed and he starts crying.

Sunny Funny: Geez... that must have been a hard time to go through.

Buckaroo: I know. Then, I found my dad's phone from his pocket and called the police. They came to the park and took my parents' bodies to their funerals in a coffin. And I was sent to orphanage where I was taken care of by some nice fellows.

Worker 3: Don't worry Buckaroo. We'll take care of you!

Sunny Funny: Wow... not surprised at all... I feel bad for you.

Buckaroo: Yeah, but wait until you hear my days did not last long with them. The Big Bad General knew the information about this 3 months later, came to the place, shot the workers and attempted to kidnap me. I luckily escaped from a window.

Sunny Funny: And then...

Buckaroo: I... I took my revenge on the world. I did not very work thing... some 5 Guys found me.

Guy 2: Hey mate. What is your name.

Buckaroo: Buckaroo.

Guy 4: What are you doing out here anyways?

Buckaroo: I escaped from orphanage because of Ann attack.

Guy 5: Don't worry kid. We will take good care of you!

Guy 1: Yeah!

Guy 3: We will also do what you want us to do and take you to places!

Guy 5: We will also help you learn the strategies of REVENGE!

Buckaroo: Oh boy!

Sunny Funny: So that's how you became a villain?

Buckaroo: True so. I became the meanest person in Pensacola and I robbed millions of people and made my own house. I even gave it to the 5 Guys in change for helping me get my life back. I should have just ignored th deal but no... it is now apart of my history.

Sunny Funny: You know... you can come to my house and we can talk about this. You want to keep this a secret?

Buckaroo: No. I prefer to let the world hear my voice instead.

Sunny Funny: Ok, but what else happened?

Buckaroo: On December 16 2018, 4 wiki users killed the 5 Guys. I know why they did that. They where mean and evil. The kid Jeffy hanged me for attempting to kill them. I deserved it...

Sunny Funny: Boy you have had a hard time... maybe you can come over to my house. Or do you have a home?

Buckaroo: I'm actually homeless. But I spend my life eating berries, tree leafs and more.

Sunny Funny: Ok. You can come over to my house!

Buckaroo: Gee... thanks I guess.

Sunny Funny: Anytime!

Buckaroo: And good riddance that the Big Bad General died. Now I have avenged my family and the people who helped me! My life goal is completed.

Sunny Funny: Good for you!

And later that day, Sunny Funny allowed Buckaroo to stay at her house to prevent from being homeless.

Buckaroo is a sure to be happy after the events of "The Big War".

Stay tuned for more MarioFan2009 stories!

THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story!

And as part of a bonus feature:



Chapter 1

ArthurFistMeme: Ah, it is such a nice day today... *sniff* Ah... The air is fresher than it ever was...

ArthurFistMeme: *sniffs again* Bleh! Ok, never mind... Now, it smells like egg... Where's that awful smell coming from?

There are lots of loud beeping sounds

ArthurFistMeme: Ugh! I want to have a peaceful day!

ArthurFistMeme sees a giant building that says "The Veggiphone Company"

ArthurFistMeme: That must be where that rotten smell and the loud noises are coming from...

ArthurFistMeme grabs a nose plug and goes inside slowly.

ArthurFistMeme: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this...

The scene cuts to lots of vandals and trolls having a conversation.

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Chapter 2

Papayathefruit: Vandals are the best! Admins should drink piss!

SuperSquidwardPepe: I think admins are cute...

Vandal Clown: HOO WONTZ ZOME CANDY!!!!!!!!!!??

Onion Cream: I like candy! Moose fuck!

DROXYBYHOAXY: We must get our revenge...

Theweridchosenone: I love to vandalize pages.

WOWmouse: OMG!!! YEAH ME TOO!!!!!!

French bird: Let's get our revenge! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The other vandals laughed along, while ArthurFistMeme spies on them Theweirdchosenone: Hey, who's that?

ArthurFistMeme: Uh-oh. Busted!

ArthurFistMeme runs back

Vandal Clown: HAY THERE!!!! U WANT ZOME CANDY!!!!!!??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

WOWmouse: I love Sanjay & Craig! It's the best show ever!

DROXYBYHOAXY: That's right! Run away! Bad faith for the win!

ArthurFistMeme runs out of the building

ArthurFistMeme: Phew... It turns out that business was made for vandals and trolls...

Other Vandal Clown: SURPRISE!!!!! I AM A VANDAL CLOWN!!!!!!!

ArthurFistMeme: Oh shit...

ArthurFistMeme runs away, with Other Vandal Clown chasing him

ArthurFistMeme: I better hide...

ArthurFistMeme hides behind a tree

Other Vandal Clown: WARE R U!!!!!?? NOT HEER!!!!??

Theweirdchosenone: Hey, Other Vandal Clown. Dinner is ready. We're having roast wiki with a side of pages.

Other Vandal Clown: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! I LIKES DAT!!!!!!

ArthurFistMeme: Phew... That was close...

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Chapter 3

ArthurFistMeme: Ok, there are a lot of trolls, sockpuppets, and vandals in that building... Should I report them?

The scene cuts to some users having a conversation

MarioFan2009: Hey, Rh390110478. Can you please make a banner for my new story?

Rh390110478: Sure!

ArthurFistMeme: Guys! I went in a building, and there were lots of trolls!

InternetProblem: I really dislike these trolls, they stir up lots of trouble.

MarioFan2009: When will these trolls go away and leave us alone? I want to edit this wiki in peace.

Gummy Cow!: Same here.

Vandal Clown 2: SURPRISE!!!!! DID U MISS ME!!!!!!??

ArthurFistMeme: Oh fuck no!

InternetProblem: Oh great. Here comes some trouble...

In Jail With Bubbles: Time to ruin some pages to have tons of fun!

MarioFan2009: No! Fuck off, trolls.

This article is a stub: I'm gonna rename you to "Hippo cat".

MarioFan2009: Fuck you!

Rh390110478: Alright, MarioFan2009. The banner's done! Wow... What happened here?

InternetProblem: It's those dumb trolls that want to ruin our fun.

Gummy Cow!: These vandals need to go!

MarioFan2009: Trikkiboy! Agonzo7988! Please help now! There are trolls on the loose!

ArthurFistMeme: Yeah, they need to be banned.

Papayathefruit: Shut the fuck up, bitches!

ArthurFistMeme: Watch your mouth!

MarioFan2009: Yeah!

Papayathefruit: NEVER!!!!

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Chapter 4

Trikkiboy: Holy shit! What is going on?

MarioFan2009: There are trolls, that's what!

Onion Cream: You're in jail with Bubbles.

MarioFan2009: You're not an admin, Onion Cream.

Onion Cream: Moose fuck!

Theweirdchoseone: Vandalism is the best!

Vandal Clown: I LOVE VANDALS!!!!

Trikkiboy: Time to block yall!

Ollie the Olive-loving Octopus: No one likes you!

DROXYBYHOAXY: That's right!

MarioFan2009: How about you trolls fuck off?

French bird: Fuck you!

Trikkiboy: Those darn trolls are now blocked...

InternetProblem: Oh shit. There are more...

Trikkiboy: Where? Vandal Clown 2: SURPRISE!!!!!!

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Chapter 5

MarioFan2009: There...

Trikkiboy: Don't worry, I got this!

Vandal Clown 2: O NO!!!!!

MarioFan2009: Thanks!

Trikkiboy: Anytime, MarioFan2009.

Papayathefruit: Time to start this shit!

Agonzo7988: Nice try, but we don't tolerate stupid people, lmao.

InternetProblem: I swear, these trolls need to go st once!

Yogurt&Cheese: Agreed!

Droxybyhoaxyreturns: No! I love to troll!

TheShinyLucarioMaster: Ugh! Stop trolling!

Trikkiboy: Ugh! These trolls are so awful...

Mar!oFan2009: OH MY GOSH!!! IT IS ME!!! HI!!!

MarioFan2009: Fuck off.

Agonzo7988: These trolls are wasting their time... *eyes roll*

SuperSquidwardPepe: I think you are cute.

2epicworlds: ...This troll is getting on my nerves...

InternetProblem: Same here.

ArthurFistMeme: I really wish that these vandals would stop!

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Chapter 6

MarioFan2009: Me too. I hate this!

Gummy Cow!: I do too.

Theweirdchosenone: Vandalism is fun! You should join me!

MarioFan2009: NEVER!!!

Trikkiboy: Ok, I blocked more trolls.

Shrek wes: SHREK WES.

MarioFan2009: Stop it, lmao.

InternetProblem: Can these trolls just go already?

SuperSquidwardPepe: I love you!

MarioFan2009: No, fuck off!

InternetProblem: ArthurFistMeme, where did you find this company by the way?

ArthurFistMeme: In the deep, deep, dark web.

Trikkiboy: Yep.

Agonzo7988: I just blocked some more trolls... We don't tolerate stupid people!

ArthurFistMeme: *whispers* I got an idea...

Chapter 7

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ArthurFistMeme: I got this anti-vandalator.

Trikkiboy: What?

ArthurFistMeme: It gets rid of all of the vandals...

ArthurFistMeme sprays it in the air, and all of the vandals disappear

MarioFan2009: They're gone...

Gummy Cow!: YES!!!!

Trikkiboy: Thanks for that.

ArthurFistMeme: Any time.

All of a sudden, more vandals come out of nowhere...

ArthurFistMeme: Time to spray this stuff! ArthurFistMeme sprays it, but the can is empty

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Chapter 8

ArthurFistMeme: FUCK!! There's no more!?!

Gummy Cow!: Great, what now?

MarioFan2009: I'm reverting as much vandalism as I can. These vandals persist.

Trikkiboy: Ugh!

ArthurFistMeme: I'm gonna blow up the company!

MarioFan2009: What company?

ArthurFistMeme: The Veggiphone Company.

MarioFan2009: Oh.

ArthurFistMeme: Alright, I'm in the helicopter, and I'm gonna drop this bomb. NOW!!

The bomb blows up and destroys the building, making all of the trolls, socks, and vandals disappear

Gummy Cow!: Wow, it actually worked.

InternetProblem: YES!!!

ArthurFistMeme: I did it.

The end.

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