Bird Business/Transcript

(Episode begins with the pigs at their room)
 * Ed the Pig: Ray, I'm bored.


 * Ray: Me too.
 * Ed: I got an idea! We can make a business.
 * Ray: That's a good idea!
 * Ed: Lets do this!
 * Ray: This looks awesome!
 * Ed: I know. I did great, didn't I?
 * Ray: You did great. I hope Mr. Pig likes this. The birds will be mad!
 * Big Red: Guess What pigs? I heard your making a toy store!
 * Ed: Yes, want to buy a toy and open the secret box?
 * Big Red: NO!
 * Ray: Here's what's in there. A Take along Salty!
 * Big Red: I don't want no toy train! I will ruin your business.
 * Ed: try me.
 * Big Red: Okay! Bye!
 * Big Red: Alright guys, you all are in this meeting? Know why? The pigs are trying to ruin our life, so we gotta ruin theirs.
 * Blue: Alright.
 * Toad: This will be fun, hehe.
 * Big Red: Alright!
 * Mario: I'm home from work! I can't wait to watch TV.
 * Mario: Birds? What are you still doing here?
 * Big Red: I'm here to run a business since the pigs are ruining ours.
 * Mario: I don't care! Leave! Go! Get out!
 * Big Red: Mr. Demand, stop saying that, we want to stay here!
 * Mario: What? GET OUT! OH MY GOSH!
 * Big Red: Guys let's go get some soda.
 * Mario: I'll get one too.
 * Big Red: I have a drink for you, Water! And your gonna stay in the closet drinking it.
 * (Scene goes to Downstairs)
 * Big Red: Ahhhhhhhhh. This dr. Pepper is good.
 * Taliban: I love it so much!
 * Speedy: Can't argue with that.
 * Tony: Why didn't I get one?
 * Big Red: Your weird man!
 * Taliban: Weirdos cant drink soda!
 * Tony: UGH! Can I have a sprite?
 * Big Red: I guess so, but your not drinking Dr. Pepper!
 * Tony: Okay.
 * (Scene goes to the room the pigs are in)
 * Ray: I love this job.
 * (Junior shows up along with Chef PeePee)
 * Bowser Junior: Oh boy, Chef PeePee, I can't wait to get a toy!
 * Chef PeePee: Okay, Fine!
 * Ed: Hi, Bowser Junior!
 * Bowser Junior: Can I get this Thomas Toy?
 * Ed: Yes, it's also free.
 * Chef PeePee: Okay, thanks.
 * Ed: Your welcome.
 * (Scene goes to Mario in closet)
 * Mario: UGH! I can't believe IM IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!
 * Taliban: What's that sound?
 * Big Red: That's Mario.
 * Taliban: Mario is annoying. (Blows up closet door)
 * Mario: I'm free! You saved my life!
 * Taliban: Thanks.
 * Big Red: So, we are going to ruin the pigs business today.
 * Taliban: Here's Mario.
 * Big Red: TRATIOR! YOU SAVED MARIO!
 * Taliban: I did.
 * Big Red:UGH! YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SAVED MARIO! AND I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PUNISH YOU!
 * Taliban: But, Big Red...
 * Big Red: NO BUTS! GO TO THE CLOSET NOW!
 * Taliban:Awwwwwww, how long do I stay?
 * Big Red: 5 minutes!
 * Taliban:Okay.
 * (Scene goes to black Yoshi playing call of duty)
 * Black Yoshi: Bap Bap!
 * Mario: Black Yoshi, Why are the birds staying here?
 * Black Yoshi: They're staying for a while.
 * Mario: I am not letting them stay.
 * Black Yoshi: Come on Mario. It's not bad.
 * Mario: I can't take care of them, they make messes and never clean up after themselves!
 * Mario: I'm gonna see Mr. Pig.
 * (Scene goes to Mr. Pig in the kitchen)
 * Mr. Pig: Hi, Mario.
 * Mario: Hi. I want the birds gone now.
 * Mr. Pig: They're back? Oh, Ed and Ray will destroy them today.
 * Mario: Okay! (sees secret box) A secret box, ima open it! A train! I'll play with it soon.
 * (Scene goes to the birds)
 * Mario: Okay, Pigs when I give the signal to the birds, your gonna battle them, okay?
 * Ed: Okay.
 * Mario: Birds, the room your in has a ceiling broken. It may take 5 birds to fix it. Help me.
 * Big Red: 5 birds? Okay. Where is it?
 * Mario:It's over here! Get em pigs!
 * Ed: TIME FOR WAR!
 * Big Red: Okay! Ill get your building! (Hits building)
 * Tony: I got it! (Egg falls out)
 * Ray: Look out!
 * (Egg falls on Ed and he blows up)
 * Ray:NOO!
 * Blue: I gotta make 3 of myself. (Knocks down Ray)
 * Speedy: wow! Cool
 * Taliban: Let's go save the day!
 * Speedy: Okay.
 * Mario:What? Only 2 birds still alive? These two need to go!
 * (Scene goes to black Yoshi saying goodbye)
 * Black Yoshi: Bye birds, see ya later (Cries)
 * Mario: At least it's normal. (End)