Villain Attempts

Endless Normal Short–Villain attempts

Roman: Ugh That fails

???: Stop That Jaune

Jaune: Shut Up

???: Can’t you just be quiet

Jaune: I not going to stop being evil Todd

Attempt No. 1

Toad: Walking down the street escaping my friend bitch! I getting myself a sandwich

Jaune comes out of nowhere with a gun in front of Toad

Jaune: Give me your money!

Toad grabs the gun

Toad: Really

Jaune: NO! DON’T DO IT!

Toad punch’s Jaune with the gun being like brass knuckles

Attempt No. 2

Jaune puts a bomb on the restaurant table

Jaune: If you don’t give me my money than I

Jaune get his stomach pumped with iron from shotgun from a person

Attempt No. 3

Jaune beats up a dead man

Todd: What the point

Jaune: I’m robbing him

Lightning tries to hit Jaune but Jaune dodges it

Jaune: HA I Dodge that

Then Lightning hits Jaune electrocuting him

Soldier: Take this assholes

A rocket hits Jaune but when the smoke clears Jaune just blow smoke out of his mouth

Attempt No. 4

Jaune is in a car shooting at them with the car shooting the bullets.

Jaune: I not going to fail

The car explodes

Attempt No. 5

Jaune run at Meggy before getting shot by the Ink gun

Attempt No. 6

Jaune explodes the mountain which lands on him

Attempt No. 7

Jaune gets stomp on by Godzilla

Attempt No. 8

Jaune press a button which blows him up

Attempt No. 9

Jaune: No! I give up the writer is not going to let me have this

Todd: Don’t say that

Jaune: I can the writer would just make me fail again and again can’t they see that this is pointless

Todd: I make a unbreakable sword with it infused with a mix of poison and acid

Jaune: The Writer Probably make me impale myself

Todd: Well it might not make a difference but I made this costume

Todd place a costume near him and Todd left

Jaune: Know What Why Not one last try

Jaune puts on his costume and grab the sword,his tune,and a small spear (but it length is 4”7)

Jaune: (in a heavier tone) Hi Todd I going to defeat the Crash group with ease

Todd: WHAT?! While I happy Your now Well happy still

Jaune: Don’t worry most of them will come out of Alive

Jaune runs out and Todd follows

FINAL ATTEMPT

Cop 6: Ah retirement just a sec–

Jaune Decapitates Cop 6 with the small spear

Cop 20: WHAT?!

Jaune shoots Cop 20 34 times

Suddenly Jaune gets surrounded by 400 Cops

Jaune: Write Your wills

Jaune stabs Cop 60 with the sword crush Cop 37 head with just his hands and Cop 60 body is Dissipating and vomiting And Jaune points the cop vomit at a few other cops which burn through them

Cop 70: We need crash

Jaune gets a remote control and shoots out missiles of his car and runs over a few other cop before he self destruct it killing a ton more cops

Cop 391: Just when I a day away from retirement a week from going on vacation with my lovely wife!

Jaune: And Take This!

Jaune Punch Cop 391 unconscious

Jaune shoots at Cop 66 and rips his spine out in impales through 7 other cops before throwing them off at the other cops before put the sword between his legs in put the spine in the ground and spins around and cuts off other cops heads before jumping off and kick Cop 400 head off

We see that all of the cops are dead (except one)

Jaune: Too Easy

Crash goes to Jaune in his armor

Crash: Okay get ready to

Crash rush at Jaune who swiftly dodges it and shoots at Crash armor source of power damaging it by a bit

H.U.N.T.E.R.: Crash energy depleting

Crash: Kidding me need t–

Crash gets impaled by Jaune Sword And the barer Of the Weapons twist it before ripping it out

Crash: AHhh

Jaune: Now you too weak I can even beat you with my bare hands let go for broke you joke

Jaune throws his weapons aside and punch the armor

Jaune: It be too easy be the time I stop speaking you be down for th—

Jaune Dodge a laser which damaged his costume

Jaune: Wow I didn’t expect that if I had a comrade to come out here and help!

Todd: Listen Jaune I don’t think you terrible but Crash standing right behind you

Crash sucker punch Jaune to the far wall before going into unconsciousness and Todd carry off Jaune and Hunter brings Crash away

Todd: This is the Why I regret this

The End