Thread:MarioFan2009/@comment-34482203-20200102000158

(It cuts to Alternate Jez, Alternate Zara and Cyber Guest at an island with the Xiaolin swimming around the island)

Alternate Jez: UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

Alternate Zara: That we've been stuck on this island since the summer?

Alternate Jez: Well yeah but I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE THOSE HOOLIGANS THREW US ON THIS WRETCHED ISLAND! We've been stranted here for almost half a year!

Cyber Guest: True. The only thing we can eat off of is this palm tree and the coconuts taste like S***!

Alternate Zara: Prolly because you're a cyborg.

Alternate Jez: Ugh. If only someone would come out of a portal and take us back to Pensacola so we can beat those b***hes up!

(Suddenly a portal opens. Alternate Zara and Cyber Guest look at Alternate Jez)

Alternate Jez: Huh. Well s***.

(Out of the portal comes Chef v1000)

Chef v1000: Well hello Alternate Jez, Alternate Zara and Cyber Guest!

Alternate Zara: Wait. How do you know our names?

Chef v1000: Oh you all have been all over the news recently. I also read Vandal Buster Part II a while back. Great story btw!

Alternate Zara: Well anyways, are you here to free us from this wretched island?

Chef v1000: N-not exactly. But there is someone here who wants to meet you!

(Chef v1000 turns around)

Chef v1000: Come on out! Don't be shy!

(Out of the portal comes Guest 487)

Guest 487: Hello Jez, Zara and Guest.

Alternate Zara: Oh my god...

Cyber Guest: I-is that-

All 3: GUEST 487!?

Guest 487: Did you all miss me?

Alternate Zara: How are you here!? We saw you get shredded to peices by the wolves!

Guest 487: Well this chef robot (Chef v1000) used a time machine to go into a different universe and found me. He was later able to rebuild me, and ever since then, I wanted to have a little "chat" with you guys.

Alternate Jez: What's the chat? How your a stupid lazy mofo who can't get his jobs done?

(The 3 laugh)

Guest 487: Laugh all you want you three, but you won't be laughing after i'm done with you.

Alternate Jez: Hang on? "Done"?

Cyber Guest: What the hell are you talking about?

Guest 487: Hehe. You'll see.

(Guest 487 activates his machine gun arms)

Alternate Jez: Oh no.

(Guest 487 shoots rapdily at them. Alternate Zara and Alternate Jez run and hide in a bush leaving Cyber Guest to be shot rapidly)

Cyber Guest: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

(Cyber Guest falls down with a bunch of holes on him)

Cyber Guest: Ow.

(Guest 487 shoots at the bush making Alternate Jez and Alternate Zara run out of it. Guest 487 runs up them and push them pinning them to the ground)

Guest 478: Now what do you have to say for yourself for KILLING ME AND FORCING ME TO KILL ANOTHER!?

Alternate Jez: Nothing.

Alternate Zara: Your deaths were in vain!

Guest 487: Wrong answer!

(Guest 487 then rapidly shoots them killing them)

Guest 487: That will be enough of you.

(Guest 487 walks back into the portal)

Chef v1000: So how did killing them make you feel?

Guest 487: ... Better.

Chef v1000: Good. Lets get going.

(The two enter the portal and leave. Suddenly Alternate Zara and Alternate Jez get back up)

Alternate Zara: It's a good thing our jackets were made to be bullet proof.

Alternate Jez: Yeah. But that still stung like hell. As soon as I get out of this island, I am making sure he remains PERMENENTLY DEAD! (To Cyber Guest) What do you think Cyber Guest?

(Cyber Guest is seen deactivated)

Alternate Jez: Oh yeah. Well we can still fix him.

Alternate Zara: True.

(Suddenly one of the Xiaolin's grab the two and throw them into the ground giving them bloody noses)

Alternate Jez: OW! 