Sunny’s Birthday

“Sunny’s Birthday” is the 17th short of Endless Possible Shorts

Script
We open to Sunny’s house and go inside to see Parappa talking to Sunny

Parappa: Sunny How’s your day

Sunny: Good as always

Parappa: Yep Nothing Out Of the ordinary...

Sunny: Yeah Nothing at all...

Moments of Silence...

Parappa: Tell me is there something coming up cause this is getting boring.

Sunny: Same But Nothing upcoming just a press confidence with North Korea,Trying to find any other survivors of Greenhouse,Killing some emojis, and my Birthday

Parappa: Wait Your birthday?!

Sunny: Yeah I was born November 20 2007 what’s it to you

Parappa: You didn’t say this to anyone else ok maybe beside Denny And Your Family But no one here

Sunny: On Greenhouse we don’t really celebrate Days of birth for the most part they just think that newborns just happened

Parappa: I don’t understand

Sunny: For the most part on my planet they think birthdays are trivial at best

Parappa: Huh who knew

Sunny: Mostly everyone on that planet

Parappa: I was being rhetorical

Sunny: Still to answer your rhetorical question

Parappa: At Times Your antics want to bang my head against the wall

Sunny: Ok and excuse me I need to get to the press conference

Parappa: See ya.

Sunny walks out of her home

Parappa: (Huh her birthday coming up and we need to celebrate time to gather up some people to help)

We jumpcut to a room with Parappa,Endless,Culdee,RH,Matt,Paula,Katy, And PJ

Parappa: Ok so thanks for coming here today

Endless: WHAT’S GOING ON I WAS AT MY ROOM A MOMENT BEFORE NOW IN A FLASH I’M KIDNAPPED HELP!

Endless get punched in the throat by Paula

Parappa: Thank you

Paula: Your Welcome.

RH: Os why are we here?

Parappa: You See Sunny’s birthday coming up in four or three days!

All: GASP!

Parappa: Yeah I know we need to help celebrate her birthday

Endless: So What do we have for budget to see what we could afford

Parappa: Good start I suppose ok everyone empty your money

Endless: I have rent coming up so I ca-

Parappa: Paula!

Paula: Gotcha

Paula punch’s Endless once again and grabs his money and puts it on the table and everyone else out there money on the table also

Parappa: Nice Let See What we got

A minute Later

Parappa: JUST 25 DOLLARS!

RH: That’s barely enough to buy a lego set!

Endless: Ow. Ow. So what are we gonna to do

Parappa: Have to cut a few corners for the banner Matt and PJ shall do it

Matt: Ok

PJ Berri: Ok

Parappa: RH Culdee Get the birthday treats

RH: Alright!

Parappa: Endless And Paula will get the balloons

Endless: Hopefully I won’t get punched again

Parappa: While me and Katy get some other stuff and break

We cut to Endless and Paula in a party decoration shop

Paula: Ok find some decorations

Endless: It has to be cheap remember we’re on a extremely low budget

Paula: Look it’s Captain fucking obvious!

Endless: Just saying

The two look around in the store finding some cheap decorations

Endless: Ok let see 9$ per Balloon!

Paula: Ok maybe there’ some others

Endless: Let See 10,11,78$ for a blimp sized ballon decent deal but not enough money for that

Paula: Ugh this isn’t going anywhere

Endless: I think of something uh hey Cashier!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes?

Endless: Give me the clearance balloons!

Paula: WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: Eh Sure

Brooklyn Guy brings out a few deflated balloons with one having “Anniversary sale!” On it

Endless: How much do all cost in total

Paula: Do you think it will work for a birthday party!

Endless: We literally have a few days and a budget that could only buy a big meal at Durr Burger. I’m pretty sure this is all what we can do

Brooklyn Guy: 2.98$ without tax

Endless: Dammit we have just 3$ I gonna have to pull out the desperate option. Uh the price a bit too high how about 2

Brooklyn: 3$

Endless: Uh 2.15

Brooklyn: 4$

Endless: .75$

Brooklyn Guy: 4.25$

Endless: uh...…… 1.69$

Brooklyn Guy: HA 69... sure I can work with that

Endless: Phew

Brooklyn Guy: And the helium to fill these balloons cost about 3 dollars in total for the balloons

Endless: Know What no thanks I think we could use the bike pump

Paula: Katy sold it.

Endless: Dammit! Ugh I just have to give the ballon a blo-

Endless get punched in the throat

Paula: Your not making that joke.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks for shopping and please leave

Paula: Ok than this not gonna end well.

We cut to Culdee and RH in a cake shop

RH: Ok let get the cake Culdee

Culdee: Ok hey worker

Worker: My names is Klein! And what is it!

Culdee: Give us the options

Worker: Here’s the menu

Culdee: Than- CRAP The cakes cost 27.99$

Worker: Yep.

RH: Well shit we are doomed

Culdee: Uh... can’t you take the frosting off for a discount!

Worker: Nope it like a car without it’s wheels. What are you even looking for spending

Culdee: 25$

Worker: 25$ Yeah well we do hav-

Culdee: That’s um.. for the whole party

Worker: Dafuq. The whole party...?!

Culdee: Yeah... um is there anything we can do for seven dollars

Worker: Weeellll.... we do have another option. Cake pops one for a 1.50$ so you can get six of them

Culdee: I don’t know what that is but I’ll take them but can you lower the price for them for us we on a budget

Worker: Nope.

Culdee: 98 cents

Work: A Dollar

Culdee: 1 cent.

Worker: 98$

Culdee: It’s a deal

RH: Really

Culdee: I was desperate give me a break. Plus each are unique most can have one I think we did good for the treats

RH: Ugh. Hopefully the rest are having better luck

Culdee: I don’t count on it.

We cut to Katy and Parappa outside of a closed store behind a crime scene tape

Parappa: Oh shit!

Katy: How unlucky are we!

Hobo: Hey What Your here for

Katy: To get supplies for a party

Hobo: I have some cheese and meat just for ten dollars along with a 2 litter coke with Super Mario Maker 2 for 15 dollars

Parappa: Um Ugh we take them

Hobo: Good decision

Hobo push the three items to them and they grabbed it and give the hobo 15 dollars

Parappa: Well At Least we have some wrapping paper back home for the game

Katy: This isn’t going well

We cut to PJ and Matt with PJ eating the middle of the banner

Matt: STOP STOP WE ONLY HAVE THAT I’LL MAKE A HAMBURGER IF YOU STOP

PJ Berri: Hamburger... sure.

Parappa And Katy rush inside

Matt: Wow Your kinda late

Parappa: So how did the rest do

RH: Got Cake Pops instead of a cake

Paula: We had to get the balloons for sales and had to use oxygen to fill it it which I had Endless do

Endless: My lungs are burning...

Paula Punch Endless in the throat

Paula: Did I Tell you to stop! Anyways what about you

Parappa: Able to get a present for her at least

RH: Ok wrap it up Sunny will be home any minute no-

Sunny: I’m home!

Paula: Crap Get the light we have no time left!

Parappa turns off the light

Sunny: Who’s There is it the mafia I told you I get the head of Onion Cream and the tears of orphaned children *mutters* and note not to do that every again *speaking normally* by next Wednesday here’s the light switch

Sunny turns on the lights to see a shocked Culdee,Parappa,Katy,Paula,Endless,RH, And Matt (PJ spaced off)

Parappa: Uh Happy birthday...

Sunny: Really cause the banner says “Hapfeey Bertgay¡”

Culdee: Matt you had one job!

Matt: Don’t blame it on me I had to take the dump and Pj Berri do it-... Ok now I know my first mistake

Sunny: Balloons Tapes to the wall WHY?

Parappa: Cause There was a shortage of helium

Matt: Seriously you think she fall for-

Sunny: Eh makes sense

Matt: I’ll repeat SERIOUSLY!

Sunny: And cake pops

Culdee: Yeah?

Sunny: Eh prefer dirt but it the thought that counts

Sunny walks away

RH: We Forgot about that didn’t we

Culdee: Sigh... Yëp

Sunny: Super Mario Maker 2 Yes!

Parappa: You liked it

Sunny: Yeah! Besides the fact that I don’t have switch online.

Parappa: Shat.

Sunny: Napkins say 16 but I Not that age but I’ll assume it was Endless doing

Paula: Yeah. Shame on you!

Endless get punch once again

Endless: Gah why me!

Sunny: Overall It’s kinda bad yet it the best birthday I had in my life

Endless: Huh sad. Also what’s with the mafia

Sunny: Got some dirt from them and had to do those things to pay them back

Endless: How was a pile of dirt from

Sunny: It was the size of a mountain ok I couldn’t refuse. But anyways let’s boogey!

All: YEAH!!!

We see Brooklyn Guy bashing the door open

Brooklyn Guy: Your under arrest for procession of drugs

Endless: You can’t arrest me!

Brooklyn Guy: Why?

Endless: Cause Your under arrest

Brooklyn Guy: Ok I guess I’ll Go to jail tha- HEY WAIT A MINUTE! I WON’T FAILL FOR THAT AGAIN!

Endless: you can’t arrest me

Brooklyn Guy: Why?

Endless: Cause I am the arrest!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok than I guess that make sen-... GODDAMNIT Noot failing for your tricks again

Brooklyn Guy gets knocked out by Culdee

Culdee: So Endless nice distraction

Endless: Thanks I used that a lot to escape getting arrested for my Aragon and murder of Human Meggy and the one time I committed human trafficking which reminds me to not do Cocaine again

RH: I won’t ask

Endless: Yeah good I only remember the news of it

Sunny: Let’s BOOGIE!

The 9 party for hours before cutting to a breaking news report

Goodman: BREAKING NEW! M’KAY! Yesterday 8 People cause property damage while high on cocaine while the other one wasn’t apart of this due to getting hit in the balls 500 time we identified this person as Endless and he’s currently about to get surgery for the damages while the people that caused it are currently in jail awaiting trial

We zoom out to see The 8

Sunny: Where you even get the coke a cola

Parappa: From a hobo

Sunny: Makes too much sense

Culdee: Ugh one hundred beer on the wall

Matt: No how about SFU trivia or something

All: Sure Why Not

Matt: Ok so what story that started the Dreamcaster Saga.

We slowly zoom out and this thing ends

THE END!

And as a extra...

Culdee: Well Endless, I say You have a good explanation on what will happen in my stories

Endless: That’s right Culdee

Culdee: Yes the facts are there especially that teaser.

Endless: Yeah I know especially wit th... Culdee.

Culdee: Why I say if the thing didn’t happen in the story it will make you prediction over the months irrelevant

Endless: Culdee... No..

Culdee: It would be a Shame if that were to happen Endless

Endless: Culdee no.

Culdee: Culdee Yes

Culdee replaces teaser

Endless: Why... Why... Culdee.

RH: Well.. Accepted.

Endless: Are you Kidding me!

Culdee: Nope.

Endless: Dammit Culdee YOU’RE A SHAM!

Culdee: Excuse me

Endless: RH IS A SHAM!

RH: What?!

Endless: THAT PLUSH WITH IS A SHAM!

Lil Fred: Hey!

Endless: I’M A SHAM!

Culdee: Do I need to get you to a hospital

Endless: THE HOSPITAL IS A SHAM!

30 minutes later at the hospital

Nurse: What do you need sir.

Culdee: Yeah I think my friend have gone completely insane nurse

Endless: THE NURSE IS A SHAM!

Culdee: I replaced a teaser and he started calling every one a sham

Endless: THE TEASER IS A SHAM!

Culdee: And He even called inanimate objects a sham. Can you help his illness

Endless: THE ILLNESS IS A SHAM!

Culdee: Endless you lost your mind I’m gonna leave you here and write my story’s

Endless: THE SFU UNIVERSE IS A SHAM!

Culdee: Sigh of course it is

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