The Film!

The Film is the 18th Endless Possible Short

Script
We cut to Trikkiboy with a person in a suit and tie

Trikkiboy: So I have to make a movie for the wikia right

MIB: Yep our we’ll fine you

Trikkiboy: Crap! Is there any loopholes

MIB: I mean if it gets reject by every that will publish it than this becomes noid and void

Trikkiboy: Ok than

MIB: If you excuse me I’m gonna get a movie studios to make a Men In Black 4 After the disaster that was the one last year which will remain unnamed

The person leaves

Trikkiboy: Well I’m fucked Wait If What he said about no one publishing it is true than... Agonzo get me Endless

We cut to Endless in The room

Endless: You wanted to see me sir

Trikkiboy: Yeah as you now I got a movie deal

Endless: Actually I didn’t know that so cool.

Trikkiboy: Anyways we got a movie deal and we want you to be in charge in it

Endless: Why Me of all people and not RH and Culdee?

Trikkiboy: Well with your... “creativity” the movie be seen due to It’s…weird moments and with that it be giving us money

Endless: Oh! I don’t get it

Trikkiboy: I’d figured but your in charge and you can do what you want with but don’t include Human Meggy torture porn/propaganda.

Endless: I make no promises

Trikkiboy: No Crude Humor

Endless: Nope.

Trikkiboy: And to have the wiki play a part in the movie

Endless: Ok than anything else?

Trikkiboy: Nope go wild with it since I have a person to take the fall if it falls (That Probably be true if the plan failed)

Endless: Ok than see ya

Endless goes out of the room

Trikkiboy: Please Let The Movie not be released.

We cut to Endless apartment

Endless: Ok Brain we need to come up with an Idea for this movie

Brain: I’m am brain

Endless: Give me an Idea

Brain: Ok um Well Trikkiboy did say to have the Headquarters feature so why not a road trip thing that the 4 of you did last summer

Endless: Nope we need it to be at best 2 hours with the crap landfill it take about ten days.

Brain: Ok. Um them making a movie of them making a movie of them making a movie of them making soup.

Endless: Ingenious But seems more like a subplot but I’ll write it down

Brain: Know What I’ll let the other side take over

Endless: Damn it Eh he’s said to go wild so screw it

We cut to a movie lot with stuff being moved around

Endless: Put the pile of junk from the abandoned wall mart

Staff: Yes

Endless: Pyrotechnics got the stuff for the climax of the film in the abandoned wall mart

Pyrotechnic 1#: Yes god he:s insane

Endless: Ok

Culdee: Endless What is going on

Endless: I been tasked to make a movie by Trikkiboy.

RH: Why And Not us

Endless: I don’t know Probably because he was on drugs or something.

RH: Makes sense also what’s with the hodgepodge of stuff

Endless: Props, staff, and Taxes I Probably won’t do

Culdee: Ok so who’s publishing this

Endless: No one yet.

RH: Ok just send us the script when it’s done and we’ll publish it

Endless: Thanks also want to be in the movie for a cameo

RH: Sure What for

Endless: Trikki want me to have the wiki feature so in the first few minutes I’ll feature it with the main characters blowing it up and escaping

Culdee: What?

Endless: Hey I can pin the wrap on Trikkiboy if things go wrong so fuck it

RH: Fine

Endless: If you excuse me I need to get to the auditions you can help judge

Culdee: Sure.

Rh: Ok

We cut to the auditions

Endless: Ok let see

Sunny: I’m here!

Endless: Nope

Sunny: Why?

Endless: Lack Of effort and feels a bit hollow

Sunny: You Just Doing That to throw me away

Endless: You forget I usually have Izuru do that

RH: Huh is that why he dumps it down my chimney

Endless: No clue/don’t care next!

Parappa: Bantted Banana bandana Banner.

Endless: Not exactly main character but he’ll get a role

Parappa: Yay!

998 Auditions later

Endless: Ok done and done now onto the last edits of my script

6 Days later

Endless: Ok there that’s the first line edited after a long time of thinking. Now onto the rest

Announcer: 2 Seasons Later.

Endless: There Done now onto filming

We cut to the film lot

Endless: Ok let do this people remember be aware of your surroundings take it from the top. Ahem! Take 1! Action!

We see 2 people running down the hallway of a replica of the SML wiki being chased by RH and Culdee

Scott: Why did you shit in the upper decker and steal there works

Disposable Person 2: No reason just wanted to do that

RH: Get Back here

Culdee: Line!

Endless: Perfect now do it again

36 takes later

Endless: Good onto the next scene and grab the fuax bodies

Endless: Ok in this scene your running from an explosion like your going to die or running from your parents when you break a expensive vase ok. Okay. Let’s start the scene!

Culdee: Are you going to tell them that it’s a real explosion

Endless: No it’s be more better acting plus those two are easily replaceable the set however not so much

RH: Yeah this is gonna have a high body count isn’t it

Endless: More or less maybe in the triple digits anywho start rolling! Scene 3 Take 1 Action

The 2 are walking away from the building before it explodes and sends them to the floor

Scott: Holy Shit!

Disposable Person 2: That was actually a bomb!

Scott: And That thing hurt even when we away from it and sent us flying!

Disposable Person 2: Action Movies are bullshit!

Endless: Perfect! There done everybody take 5 and give the 2 one a change of clothes

RH: Ugh

Endless: Don’t worry you’re be in the movie again soon

Culdee: Yay my dignity will be decimated

Endless: Scene 56 Take 3 Action

Culdee: Commander Blockhead

RH: (Muttering) Seriously What The fuck. Yes Lit. Asshole

Culdee: The two are mowing down our soldiers

RH: Who Lieutenant Who?!

Culdee: There Are Adam Douche and Sam Simpson

RH: Ok where they at

Culdee: Your mom house

RH: Ok.

RH hits the button with rockets going

Culdee: That where they last were and you you just killed thousands

RH: Eh they’re expandable

Endless: Perfect just 37 more and we’re done

RH: Ugh Get The montage on they’ll need it

???: Montage! We gonna need a montage

We see Scott hit with baseballs and a baseball bat

Next we see RH fighting and losing to cat

We see a giant boulder with Mariofan face on it rolling down the stairs of a stair destroying it

Afterwards we see an explosion which sends debris and hit RH,Culdee,DP 2, And Scott

Endless: Ok the last few scenes

RH: In an abandoned Walmart

Endless: Yep

RH: Yay at this point I Hope June won’t use this against me

Endless: She Probably will

RH: Thanks.

Endless: Ok so it’s the confrontation with the two each will fight each other alright and after the villains defeat the heroes will escape before it explodes from a ticking Bath bomb

Scott: At this point I numb from this ride of insanity

Endless: Ok so action!

RH: This is the end of the line

Scott: No it isn’t

RH: Yes It is dickweed

Scott: Shut Up ass face

RH: Go to hell asshole.

Culdee: Stop making out

Disposable Person 2: Uh witty response with vague jokes and ideas about dicks

RH: Let’s fight

Announcer: A few minutes of badly choreographed fight scenes and 26 horrible line of dialogue later

Scott: There So are they

Disposable Person 2: Dead not alive kicked the bucket can we leave I want to get my divinity back

Scott: Yeah. What the hell is happening.

The two go out of the store which blows up and sends the fuax bodies at them and knocks them out

Endless: Cut brilliant! Perfect! Now just to edit this

We cut to the studio with RH in a wheelchair and Culdee with both arms in a cast

Endless: There. There. Good. Adding this song. And done alright now let see who gets this huh someone emailed me it’s Micheal Bay and he want to publish it

RH: No don-

Endless: Yes. Now to give Trikkiboy the news!

Endless walks off

Culdee: Our lives are ruined.

RH: Yeah our divinity is noid and void...

We cut to Trikkiboy

Endless: Hi Trikkiboy!

Trikkiboy: What do you want

Endless: To give you news that my movie done and someone picked it up

Trikkiboy: Ok (My life is ruined)

Endless: See you at the screenings

Trikkiboy: Ok so where’s my gun.

We cut to a movie theaters

Endless: Thank you for all coming

We see that Rh,Culdee, And June are only there

Endless: This was a fun ride

Culdee: For you

Endless: But I have nothing so let’s watch

120 Minutes Of horrible Horrible HORRIBLE Movie

Culdee: That was what ruined me

June: I found it to be laughable at how stupid it is

RH: I just want to disappear to regain my credibility

Endless: Eh it not like it the end of the world

RH: Valid point But it’s the end of my career

Endless: Gut at least the earth isn’t in flames

They go out of the theaters to see the town in disarray and on fire

Man 1: It’s the end of the world

Woman: That Movie was terrible!

Endless: Such a lovely day. (Singing) It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood A beautiful day for a neighbor Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It’s a neighborly day in this beautiwood A beautiful day for a neighbor Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Would. You. Be. My neighbor?

RH: Shut Up.

The End.