Endless Shortest of Shorts Volume 1

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Script
Short–Izuru Robbery

Characters

Len

Link

Izuru

Joshua

Izuru: Ok are we ready

Link: Yes

Joshua: Yep

Len: Yes

Link: Your name can’t be Len

Len: Well I Dead so it’s actually Kirito I kept that to myself after the incident

Izuru: Ok let’s burn this place down and steal the money

Sunny Funny: What are you doing

Izuru: Kirito!

Kirito (Len): Got it

Kirito process Sunny Funny And snap her neck while in here body and goes right back

Izuru: Alright throw the body in after the building is starting to burn down ok

Brooklyn Guy: What Are you doing

Izuru: SCRAM!!!!

The four run away

Link: Blue Turtle

Izuru: Actually it’s just paint his green

Joshua: Shut it!

Kirito: Ok let’s go away and go to the movies

Izuru: Nope unless a movie from December is playing nope the January releases are terrible

Link: Buy hoes and bring them to your apartment

Izuru: Why Not!

Short–First plane, First flight

Characters

Simmons

Mario

Bowser

Toad

We see a plane in the air

Mario: Ok I worry

Toad: Yup

Saiko: Don’t put a lighter near here

Simmons: Ok I just realized we running low on gas and I just damage the controls we going to land!

Morton: WHAT?!?!?!

Morton drop a light which hits alcohol and flames erupt on the plane blowing up the engine

Simmons: OK LOST A ENGINE WE GOING TO DIE GO TO THE BATHROOMS AND WRITE YOUR WILLS AHHHHHHHH!!

Bowser: Before I reach the CHARLEYYY con!

The screen goes to black and a explosion could be heard

Short–SML Users Truth or Dare

Characters

Endless

RH

Culdee

Onion Cream

Mariofan

Endless: Ugh Onion Cream I not going to cut my mask off

Onion Cream: I said cut your face off come on we got 1 ups

RH: So That just a mask

Endless: Yes but back to the point Could I just do truth

Onion Cream: Did you ever did any evil crimes

Endless: Yes.

RH: What?

Endless: I helped Izuru,Link,And Joshua get rid of evidence against them (also murder Jeffy)

Culdee: Make sense who Josh

Endless: A turtle

Onion Cream: It’s my turn I say truth since you would try to attack me

Endless: What are you going to do against the headquarters

Onion Cream: What I planed there Done

Mariofan: I going home this is no fun

Endless: I concur let’s impale Onion Cream!

Onion Cream: Fuck!

Short–Objection!

Characters

Meggy

SMG4 Mario

Mario

Mama Luigi

Meggy: Objection SMG4 Mario WAS IN A BODY CAST!!!!!!

Mama Luigi: HE BEEN FORGING IT!!

Mario: Look I being the judge and I don’t have experience with anything related to court

SMG4 Mario: Cody literally said I was unable to do the crime

Mama Luigi: He was bribed by the defense

Meggy: Your insane!

Mama Luigi: A Insane Genius

Mario: More like a Insane Dumbass!

SMG4 Mario: I take offense to that.

Mama Luigi: What am I doing HERE!

SMG4 Mario: I ASKING THE Question TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Um What was the charges

Mama Luigi: STEALING MY QUARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama Luigi pass out

Mario: Um Not Guilty

Meggy: Yes!

Short–Cyan Yoshi Monologues

Characters

Cyan Yoshi

Riolu

Cyan Yoshi is in a lab

Cyan Yoshi: Ok now the plans have been completed but why can’t I do this

Cyan Yoshi: Ok just need to get in attack’s that should put me over the edge and let me go through with this

Cyan Yoshi: Still I going to do one way or another cause I want revenge

We go into a flashback

Young Cyan Yoshi: Mommy Daddy

Riolu: DIE!!

Suddenly Riolu is tackle to the ground by a stranger and get raped by said stranger

We return to the present

Cyan Yoshi: That was the day where I got depression ugh I going to Wendy’s

The End