The Golden Age of MarioFan2009 Entertainment Volume 1: It Starts Here!



Hello everyone! It's MarioFan2009 and today I have a collection of stories that will be put in this section. This envolves all of my pervious stories from December 8th 2018-January 6th 2019. Hope you all enjoy!



WARNING: This story has swearing and may include violence

(Jeffy sleeping in bed)

Jeffy: Huh, oh it's morning! I'm gonna go see daddy!

(Jeffy enters the living room)

Jeffy: Hey daddy!

Mario: Hey Jeffy, what would you like for breakfast?

Jeffy: Chocalate cake!

Mario : No Jeffy! You will get dessert after! Guess I will have to feed you green beans!

Jeffy: NO!! HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU DADDY, I HATE GREEN BEANS!!

(Mario however ignores and goes downstairs and enters the kitchen)

(Mario opens the fridge)

Mario: Alright let's s-- What the?! What happened to all the food! Jeffy!

Jeffy: Yes daddy?

Mario: Did you eat all the food in the fridge??

Jeffy: Daddy, how high as f#}% can you be right now?

Mario: Well, you couldn't have that big of an appetite...

Jeffy: No sh74 I wouldn't!

(Crunching noises heard on the side of the floor) Mario: Wh- HEY!

Little Mouse: Oh hey there! Thanks for giving me food for the winter! I really needed it!

Mario: WHAT THE HECK?! YOU STOLE OUR FOOD?!?!

Mouse: I wouldn't say that!

Jeffy: HOW HIGH AS F&@$K ARE YOU! NOW JEFFY IS GONNA STARVE!!!!

Mouse: Hey, calm down there chilly pepper!

Jeffy: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Mouse: Chilly pepper!

(Jeffy jumps on the mouse but the mouse quickly enters the hole and

Jeffy smacks his head against the rear floor)

Jeffy: Ow...

Mario: Jeffy! Are you alright??

Jeffy: Yeah, I am wearing a helmet!

Mario: Well we gotta get that mouse! He stole all of our food!

Jeffy: Why not just go to the store and buy some?

Mario: I am low on money!

(Knock on the door)

Mario: Who could that be?

(Mario opens the door)

Goodman: oh hey Mario, do you know what time it is?

Mario: Yeah I do! Come in

Goodman: Ok.

(Goodman enters the house)

Mario: Ok, so is it my house payment?

Goodman: Are my balls like watermelon?

Mario: Yes?

Goodman: Exactly! Now where is your house payment?

Mario: Hold on a second, I will be right back.

Goodman: Ok.

(Mario comes back with his hands behind his back)

Mario: Alright I got my house payment! It is behind my hands

Goodman: Oh good! Give it to me then!

Mario Alright! (Smacks Goodman's head with a hammer) THERE! That should take care of him!

(Mario goes back to the kitchen)

Jeffy: Hey daddy what is that hammer for?

Mario: Try hitting the mouse with it.

Jeffy: Ok! (Goes to the mouse hole) Oh Mr. Mouse! Please come out I got food for you!

Mouse: Oh boy! You do?!

Jeffy: Yeah! (Jeffy smacks the mouse but then gets hit in the head because he used a bowl to defend himself) OOOOOOOOH!

Mouse: (Runs away)

Mario: GET HIM!!!

(The mouse keeps running but then finds a apple and black paint)

Mouse: hmmmm...

Mario: Where could he be?

Jeffy: I don't know!

Mouse: here I am!

Mario: GET HIM!

Mouse: (Shows a apple with it's line lit with fire disguised as a bomb in black paint)

Mario and Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! (Both of them run away)

Mouse: Heh heh! Such fools! They taught it was real (Points at the apple to the audience but however the apple then suddenly explodes!)

Mouse: WHAT TH--- Aw, guess I am a angel now. :(