Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-34482203-20190302024755/@comment-34482203-20190309211752

Rh390110478 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

Rh390110478 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

Rh390110478 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

Rh390110478 wrote: To the Sushi Pack: Master Splinter has forced you to do the dreaded Ha-SHI! Here’s what you have to do.

Tako - Do the splits on cinderblocks while using all eight of your tentacles to balance eggs on chopsticks as well as balancing one on your head.

Maguro - Maintain a crane stance on a tricycle while knitting. NO TELEKINESIS!

Kani - Stand on a balance board while keeping Ping Pong balls in the air. NO USING YOUR CRAB HANDS!

Wasabi - Balance on top of a very thin balance beam while juggling Bread Monsters. Don’t burn them!

Ikura - Do a handstand on a swivel chair.

Try to make it through without losing!

- Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

P.S. Pizza Power! All: Well s**t! Donatello: How are you five doing? Tako: Um!

(Tako grabs Donatello and throws him off a balcony)

Tako: LETS GET THE F**K OUTA HERE!

(Ridely comes up and picks up the 5) Ridley: You five aren’t running off.

Splinter: True. NOW, DO IT! (It then switches to a montage where the suhsi pack are trying to them but all fail)

Tako: We did what you wanted us to do! We failed, but we tried! Now lets go guys!

(The five continue to walk away) Donatello: Darn it! That’s another set of characters who failed!

Michalengo: Well, we might as well eat some sushi pizza! Ikura: The f**k you just say!

(Wasabi disintergrates Donatello, Michalengelo, Raphiel, Leonardo, and Splinter!

Maguro: I'm gonna be sick!

Wasabi: Mustard! (Sick bastards!)