31 Days of Hallowiki!

WARNING! All of these stories contain violence, gore, and other inappropriate stuff. Viewer discretion is advised.

You have been warned...

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Greetings, users. It is me, Rh390110478. Throughout the month of September, I have been advertising an event called 31 Days of Hallowiki. Well, it’s october 1st, so that’s the day we begin! For the entire month of October, every day I upload a horror themed SML story and by the end of the month, there will be 31 stories. So, with that said, let the stories begin...

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STORY 1: Slenderman!

Synopis: Bowser Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, and Toad decide to play outside, however while outside, Junior notices a strange note on a tree. Upon going back inside, Chef Pee Pee tells them that the note belongs to the Slenderman and he will kill anyone that dares to steal his pages, and suggests they return it. Against Cody's warnings, Bowser Junior decides to go out into the woods and find the last seven pages and takes his friends with him, Little do they know, they have incured the wrath of the Slenderman...

In the living room, Bowser Junior is on the couch, watching TV. He is watching Doofy the Dragon.

Doofy: Hey kids! It's me, Doofy the Dragon! And I will shoot myself for no apparent reason!

Doofy pulls out a gun and shoots himself, instantly dying.

Junior: AHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY, DOOFY!

However, Junior quickly becomes bored.

Junior: I feel very bored. I want to do something fun. Wait. I know! I'll call my friends!

Junior calls Joseph and Cody over.

Joseph: Hey, dude!

Cody: What are we doing today, Junior?

Junior: Well, I'm going to play outside, and I wonder if you would like to go.

Joseph: I'd love to!

Cody: Sure. I just want to make out with Ken near the lake.

Junior: Ok! I'll go ask Chef Pee Pee!

Junior heads into the kitchen where Chef Pee Pee is cooking.

Chef Pee Pee: Let's see what to cook. There's M&M's pizza, Philly Cheese Belly Filler, GI JOE Pizza, Megatron Cuisine, and well, I think I'll make an M&M's pizza-

Suddenly, Junior runs into the kitchen.

Junior: Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: What do you want, Junior?

Junior: Can me and my friends play outside.

Chef Pee Pee: No! There are bears outside in the forest!

Junior: I won't get attacked by a bear!

Chef Pee Pee: But they will eat you-

Suddenly, Chef Pee Pee realizes about the bears.

Chef Pee Pee: Actually, I changed my mind. You can go outside!

Junior: Thanks, Chef Pee Pee!

Junior leaves the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee: I hope a bear eats him.

Junior is running to the living room, when he encounters Toad and Jeffy,

Junior: Hi, Jeffy!

Jeffy: Hey Junior! What doing?

Toad: We haven't seen each other in a while!

Junior: Well, me and my friends are about to go outside.

Jeffy: Can I come?

Junior: Sure!

Toad: I'll come too!

Junior: Great! Now let's head outside!

Junior and his friends head to the lake outside and play.

Cody: (making out with Ken) Oh yes. This is great!

Joseph: I'm going to throw a rock across the pond.

Junior: Well, try it!

Joseph: Ok! Here I go!

Joseph throws the rock, but it instantly sinks into the lake.

Joseph: Oh man!

Jeffy: Hey, Junior! Can we go into the woods?

Junior: We can't. Chef Pee Pee said there are bears there-

Suddenly, Junior notices a white object on a tree.

Junior: What is that?

Junior heads to the tree, and the object turns out to be a drawing.

Junior: Hey guys! I found a drawing!

Junior and his friends look at the drawing which shows a poorly drawn person with two x's for eyes. On it are the words: Always Watching, No Eyes

Junior: (reading) Always watches. No eyes?

Cody: I think we should show this to Chef Pee Pee.

Junior: Ok.

Junior and his friends run back into the house.

Chef Pee Pee: I hope those brats got eaten!

Junior enters the kitchen.

Junior: Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT?! NO! I WANTED YOU TO GET EATEN- Uh, I mean what do you want, Junior?

Junior: While we were outside, I found this drawing on a tree, and I want you to take a look at it.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok. Let me see...

Chef Pee Pee looks at the drawing and suddenly screams in horror.

Junior: What's wrong?

Chef Pee Pee: WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?!

Junior: I found it on a tree outside.

Chef Pee Pee: ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY?! THAT PAGE IS DANGEROUS!

Junior: What are you talking about?

Chef Pee Pee: Come into the living room,

Junior: Ok.

Junior follows Chef Pee Pee into the living room. His friends are there as well.

Cody: Junior. What's going on?

Chef Pee Pee: You should have never took that drawing! It belongs to the Slender Man!

Junior: Wait. Who's the Slender Man?

Chef Pee Pee: You never heard of Slender Man?!

Joseph: I didn't know, either.

Chef Pee Pee: Here's what he is. A long time ago back during the 1900s.

As Chef Pee Pee talks, the scene transitions into a flashback.

Chef Pee Pee: (narrating) There was this young boy named Charlie Matheson Jr. who was visiting the beach with his parents. His parents decided to head to look at the ocean, leaving Charlie alone. While playing, Charlie discovered a toy train. When he picked it up, he noticed another toy. He proceeded to follow the trail of toys until they started to head into the woods. Upon picking up the last toy, Charlie heard his parents call out for him. Charlie decided to head back, but on the way, he was confronted by the Slender Man! Slender Man resembled a man in a business suit, however he had long arms and legs, tentacles were sticking out of his back, but the most important of them all... He had no face! Charlie freaked out and started to run through the woods, but the Slender Man was in hot pursuit! Eventually, Slender Man used his tentacles to grab Charlie!

Charlie Matheson Jr: HELP!

Charlie struggled, but it was no use. Eventually, Slender Man suddenly disappeared... and so did Charlie.

The flashback ends.

Junior: What happened to Charlie?

Chef Pee Pee: He was never found. A few years after his disappearance, his father Charles Matheson Sr. proceeded to murder his wife with a knife, and when the cops showed up, he jumped out the window to his death.

Joseph: Man, that's creepy, dude!

Chef Pee Pee: There's a legend that says that anyone who discovers just one of these 8 drawings like the one you have, Junior, Slender Man will return and seek vengeance on those who possess it. So I suggest you return the drawing to where you found it.

Chef Pee Pee leaves.

Cody: He's right, Junior! We must return this page!

Junior: But guys, he said there are 8 pages, so there are 7 left! Maybe if we find the last 7, then Slender Man won't go after us!

Joseph: That sounds like a great idea!

Cody: THAT'S A BAD IDEA!

Jeffy: I'd like to look for drawings.

Toad: Me too!

Junior: We'll go at nighttime.

Jeffy: See you there!

Jeffy and Toad leave.

Joseph: I'm going home. I'll meet you at night!

Joseph leaves.

Cody: There is no way I'm going with!

Junior: If you don't, I will use Ken as a sacrifice!

Cody: OK! I'LL GO! DON'T HURT KEN!

Junior: Good.

Cody leaves with Ken.

Junior: Now we wait...

A few hours later,

After Chef Pee Pee has put Junior in bed, and left. Junior gets out of bed, and sneaks out of his room through the window. Outside, Jeffy, Toad, Joseph, and Cody are outside.

Junior: Jeffy! How did you sneak out?

Jeffy: i used the old Doodle Doodle Pencil Fart trick!

In Mario's bedroom, Mario is in bed with Drawing Jeffy inside Jeffy's crib.

Mario: Goodnight, Jeffy!

Drawing Jeffy: Mayonnaise!

Mario: Quiet!

Back outside.

Joseph: Well, let's go find the other pages!

Everyone: (except Cody) YES!

Cody: Can't believe I dragged myself into this...

Junior and his friends rush into the woods to look for the pages. Unknown to them, Chef Pee Pee is watching them outside the window.

Chef Pee Pee: Those poor souls...

Junior and his friends enter the woods.

Junior: Me and Toad are going to look that way. Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy! You guys look over there!

Joseph: Got it!

Everyone splits up to find the pages.

Cody: There's got to be a page somewhere.

Cody suddenly finds a page on a tree. On it is a picture of slender man with trees around him.

Cody: Creepy.

Joseph: I found a page!

Joseph's page has the words, Don;t look, or it takes you.

Cody: That's 3 pages so far.

Suddenly, Cody hears static.

Cody: Do you guys hear that?

Joseph: CODY! BEHIND YOU!

Cody looks behind him and screams when he sees the Slender Man behind him.

Cody: RUN!

Cody, Joseph, and Jeffy run out of the area, as Slender Man disappears.

Meanwhile, Junior has found a page that has the words, Help me on it.

Junior: Found another!

Toad: I found one!

Toad's page has Slenderman next to a tree with the words,, Follows.

Junior: Just three left!

Toad sees a person walking through the woods.

Toad: Who is that?

Junior: Maybe It;s a lost person.

Toad: We should help him!

Toad walks up the guy.

Toad: Hey. Do you need help out of the wood-

Suddenly, tentacles burst out of the guy's back, grabs Toad, and rips his head off, killing him.

Junior: WHAT THE F***?!

The man looks at Junior, and he doesn't have a face.

Junior: SLENDERMAN!

Junior runs out of the area. In the entrance, he finda Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy.

Junior: GUYS! SLENDERMAN JUST KILLED TOAD!

Joseph: WHAT?!

Cody: I TOLD YOU GOING OUT HERE WAS A STUPID IDEA! I DON'T THINK WE CAN JUST LEAVE THE WOODS NOW BECAUSE WE COLLECTED FIVE PAGES, AND SLENDERMAN IS PROBABLY VERY PISSED BY NOW!

Junior: We need to find the last three pages!

Cody: AFTER TOAD JUST DIED?!

Joseph: Maybe collecting all pages will stop him!

Cody: Fine.

Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy run to find the rest of the pages with Slender Man chasing them.

Joseph: I see a page!

Joseph grabs a page which has the words Leave me alone on it.

Junior: Let's split up!

The four split up.

Joseph: I need to find somewhere to hide!

Joseph comes across an abandoned barn.

Joseph: Perfect!

Joseph enters the barn and barricades the door.

Joseph: Another page!

Joseph grabs the page on the back wall which has Slender Man with the word no spoken 12 times.

Joseph: Anyways, I should be safe...

Suddenly, Slender Man teleports into the barn.

Joseph: OH S***!

Joseph frantically tries to remove the barricade, but Slenderman pierces his cheest with one of his tentacles and rips out his heart, killing him.

Meanwhile, Junior, Cody, and Jeffy are looking for the final page.

Cody: WHERE'S THE LAST PAGE?!

Junior: I'M LOOKING!

Suddenly, Jeffy is attacked by a zombie looking figure.

Jeffy: AAAHHHHHHH!

Junior: OH NO! JEFFY!

The zombie slashes Jeffy's throat, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Cody: JUNIOR! I SEE THE LAST PAGE!

Junior sees a page on top of a tree that says Can't run.

Junior: I'll grab it!

Cody: WHAT THE?!

Cody is shocked to see Slender Man joined by the zombie that killed Jeffy and Joseph and Toad, except the Joseph and Toad are now grey and have black eyes. Slenderman looks at Jeffy's corpse and raises his arm causing Jeffy to turn grey, and his eyes open and are now black.

Proxy Jeffy: Must... kill...

Cody: JUNIOR! HURRY!

Junior grabs the final page.

Junior: GOT IT!

Suddenly, the entire landscape turns grey, but Slenderman and the proxys are still moving.

Cody: WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHY ARE THEY STILL MOVING?!

Suddenly, Slenderman raises his arms and all of the eight pages fly to him.

Junior: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

All of a sudden, Slenderman talks.

Slenderman: I see you done an excellent job at collecting all eight of my pages...

Junior: WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR FRIENDS?!

Slenderman: I turned them into proxies. They now only serve me...

Cody: WHO'S THAT ZOMBIE THAT KILLED JEFFY?!

Slenderman: Well, after about a century passed, I decided to give Charlie an assignment.

Cody: YOU MEAN THAT MISSING KID?!

Slenderman: Yes... Since you found all eight, I'm going to give you a choice, you can help me lure other people to find other eight people, or I will let you leave...

Junior: WE CAN'T HELP YOU KILL PEOPLE!

Slenderman: Very well, then... Besides, I wasn't going to spare you anyways...

Junior: WHAT-

Slenderman: Proxies! Grab them!

Proxie Charlie, Jeffy, Joseph, and Toad tackle Junior and Cody and hold them down.

Junior: NO! LET US GO!

Slenderman: It's been an honor playing with you tonight...

Cody: Well, Junior... I hope you learned something from your stupidity...

Junior and Cody scream as the screen cuts to the outside of the woods.

The next day...

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M'kay. There has been a report that five children have been reported missing! People say that it had something to do with the so-called Slenderman! The police are still investigating the disappearances.

Chef Pee Pee: I warned them...

At night, a bunch of teens show up at the same forest.

Teen 1: This looks like a nice place to camp!

Teen 3: Hey, guys! I found something!

Teen 3 reveals the always watching no eyes drawing.

Teen 2: Who drew that?

Unknown to the teens, Slenderman is watching form the bushes, as the proxy versions of Charlie ,Joseph, Jeffy, and Toad are behind him, but now joined by proxy versions of Junior, and Cody.

Slenderman: Let the games begin...

THE END

______________________________________________________________________________ STORY 2: The Diamond! (My version)

Synopsis: Jeffy decides to go play outside with a metal detector. While outside, Jeffy finds a mysterious diamond, and immediately takes an obsession with it. However, it turns out the diamond has a curse and eventually the other SML characters want the diamond for themselves. Even if they are going to have to KILL for it! --————————————————————————————————————————————

Mario is on the couch with Jeffy playing with his cat piano.

Mario: Jeffy! Can you stop playing with that?

Jeffy: But it’s fun, daddy!

Mario: Why not you go outside.

Jeffy: What can I do outside?

Mario: Well, I have this metal detector that me and Luigi used back then to search for coins.

Jeffy: What does it do?

Mario: Well it makes noises if it finds something metal under ground, so you could use it to find some money!

Jeffy: Ok! I’ll go look for money!

Jeffy takes the metal detector and goes outside.

Mario: That should keep him busy for a while.

Outside, Jeffy is scanning the ground for money.

Jeffy: Ok. Haven’t found any money yet.

Suddenly, the metal detector starts making noise.

Jeffy: I FOUND SOMETHING!

Jeffy grabs a shovel and digs into the ground. Inside, he finds a quarter.

Jeffy: YES! I’M RICH!

Jeffy keeps looking for more coins, and eventually the metal detector makes noise again.

Jeffy: Must be another quarter.

Jeffy digs in the ground, but finds something strange instead of a quarter.

Jeffy: What is this?

Jeffy pulls out the object which turns out to be a shiny diamond. Suddenly, Jeffy’s eyes turn red.

Jeffy: Shiny...

Bully Bill shows up.

Bully Bill: WOAH! Is that a diamond?!

Jeffy: Yes...

Suddenly, Bully Bill punches Jeffy and steals the diamond.

Bully Bill: I’ll take that! It’s mine now!

Bully Bill runs off with the diamond.

Jeffy: GIVE ME BACK MY DIAMOND!

Jeffy chases after Bully Bill and tackles him, however instead of beating him up as usual, Jeffy grabs the diamond and aims its point at Bully Bill’s eyes.

Bully Bill: WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Jeffy stabs Bully Bill’s eyes with the diamond’s point.

Bully Bill: MY EYES!

Jeffy hits Bully Bill with the diamond.

Bully Bill: STOP!

Jeffy beats Bully Bill to death with the diamond and stops when Bully Bill is completely crushed.

Jeffy: Never steal from me...

Jeffy takes the diamond and goes back inside.

Jeffy: Hey, daddy! Look what I found!

Mario: IS THAT A DIAMOND?! HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!

Jeffy: I found it with my metal detector!

Mario: YES! WE’RE GOING TO BE RICH!

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door, and outside is Goodman.

Goodman: Hey Mario! I need your house payment!

Mario: But I paid it yesterday.

Goodman: IF YOU DON’T PAY YOUR F****** HOUSE PAYMENT, I WILL RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES!

Mario: But I don’t have any money! That is until my son found this diamond-

Goodman: DID YOU SAY DIAMOND?! Mario! If you give me that diamond, then I will leave you alone for the next few months, M’kay?

Mario’s eyes suddenly turn red.

Mario: IT’S MY DIAMOND!

Mario kicks Goodman in the crotch, and locks the door.

Goodman: YOU BETTER LET ME THE F*** IN! THAT’S IT! I’M GETTING THE DIAMOND MYSELF!

Mario runs back to the living room with the diamond.

Mario No one is taking this diamond! My precious... MY PRECIOUS... No one it taking it! (points at reader) NOT EVEN YOU!

Black Yoshi enters the room.

Black Yoshi: MARIO PLEASE! I NEED MONEY TO BUY THE NEW CALL OF DUTY!

Mario: You never paid me back, so I can’t get you the game.

Black Yoshi notices the diamond.

Black Yoshi: That’s a nice diamond there-

Mario: DONT YOU TOUCH IT! IT’S MINE!

Black Yoshi: Calm down, folk! I also heard that Jeffy was breaking dishes in the kitchen.

Mario: WHAT?! JEFFY!

Mario runs into the kitchen.

Black Yoshi: It’s mine now!

Black Yoshi grabs the diamond and runs off with it.

Mario enters the living room.

Mario: Black Yoshi, I don’t see any broken dishes-

Mario screams when he sees that the diamond is gone.

Mario: WHERE IS THE DIAMOND?! Wait a minute... BLACK YOSHI!

Mario gets into his car and drives to GameStop.

Black Yoshi: Hey. I’d like to buy this Call of Duty with this diamond!

Brooklyn Guy: That looks really valuable! Sure, you can sell it!

Black Yoshi: Thanks-

Suddenly, Mario runs inside.

Mario: NO!

Mario kicks Black Yoshi causing him to drop the diamond. Mario tackles Black Yoshi and begins strangling him.

Black Yoshi: STOP!

Black Yoshi tries to grab his gun, but Mario notices and grabs it first.

Mario: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE YOU SON OF A B****!

Mario beats Black Yoshi to death with the gun’s bottom.

Mario: That will teach you...

Mario turns around and notices the diamond is gone.

Mario: WHERE DID IT GO?!

Mario notices Brooklyn Guy running to his car with the diamond.

Brooklyn Guy: THIS DIAMOND IS MINE!

Mario: COME HERE!

Mario tackles Brooklyn Guy and beats him up.

Brooklyn Guy: STOP! IT HURTS!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario grabs duct tape, and tapes Brooklyn Guy to the road.

Brooklyn Guy: What are you doing?!

Mario steals Brooklyn Guy’s keys, and starts his car.

Brooklyn Guy: Those are mine!

Mario begins driving the car towards Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: NO! PLEASE-

Mario runs over Brooklyn Guy’s head with the car causing his head to explode, killing him.

Mario: This diamond belongs to me...

Mario gets into his car and drives home.

Mario: Finally got the diamond back...

Mario enters the house, but notices Shrek, Woody, Jeffy, Bowser, Bowser Junior, and Chef Pee Pee aiming their guns at him.

Jeffy: Give me the diamond...

Chef Pee Pee: I NEED IT SO I CAN QUIT MY JOB!

Bowser: I WANT IT SO I CAN MEET CHARLEYYY!

Junior: I WANT TO BUY TOYS WITH IT!

Woody: SHRIMPOS!

Shrek: CHEESECAKE!

Mario: NEVER! THIS DIAMOND BELONGS TO ME! MMMEEEE!

Everyone starts shooting at Mario. But he dodges the bullets and hides behind the couch.

Mario: YOU WILL NEVER STEAL MY DIAMOND!

Mario pulls out the gun he used to kill Black Yoshi, and begins shooting back. Mario manages to shoot Bowser, killing him.

Junior: YOU WILL HAND OVER THE DIAMOND!

Mario runs upstairs with the others chasing after him.

Shrek: COME HERE!

Shrek grabs Mario and pins him against the wall.

Shrek: THAT DIAMOND IS MINE!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario overwhelms Shrek and pushes him over the balcony.

Shrek: NO!

Shrek lands on the ground, but is still alive.

Mario: JUST DIE!

Mario grabs the tv from upstairs and drops it off the balcony.

Shrek: HOLY SHI-

The TV crushes Shrek, killing him.

Mario: THAT WILL TEACH YOU!

Suddenly, Chef Pee Pee punches Mario, and grabs the diamond.

Chef Pee Pee: MINE!

Chef Pee Pee jumps on the balcony and climbs onto the ceiling lamp, acting as some sort of monkey.

Mario: GIVE IT!

Mario grabs a basketball from the game room and throws it at the lamp breaking it and causing Chef Pee Pee to fall to his death.

Mario: THE DIAMOND!

The diamond falls towards the ground, but Woody catches it and runs outside.

Woody: Thanks for the generous donation, Mario!

Mario: COME BACK HERE WOODY!

Mario chases Woody outside.

Woody: This diamond is now mine! Time to buy some shrimpos!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario kicks Woody and throws Woody into the lake.

Woody: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario enters the house and then returns with a bag of fish food.

Mario: COME AND GET IT!

Mario throws the fish food into the water.

Woody: What are you doing?

Suddenly, The Loch Ness Monster shows up behind Woody, having been attracted to the fish food.

Woody: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY-

The Loch Ness Monster eats Woody and sinks back to the bottom.

Mario: I’M TAKING THIS DIAMOND!

Junior: I DON’T THINK SO!

Junior knocks out Mario and steals the diamond.

Junior: I’M REOPENING TOYS R US WITH THIS!

Mario: GIVE IT TO ME!

Mario tackles Junior and grabs the diamond.

Junior: GIVE ME MY DIAMOND-

Suddenly, someone shoots Junior, killing him.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

The person who shot Junior turns out to be Goodman.

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I just came to take MY diamond.

Mario: ITS MINE!

Mario runs into the house.

Goodman: COME BACK HERE!

Goodman chases after Mario.

Jeffy: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Mario: CRAP!

Jeffy: GIVE ME THE DIAMOND!

Goodman: FOUND YOU!

Mario: OH NO! Wait a second... COME HERE JEFFY!

Mario grabs Jeffy.

Jeffy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario uses Jeffy as a human shield and Goodman ends up shooting Jeffy, killing him.

Goodman: YOU WILL GIVE ME THE DIAMOND!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario runs upstairs with Goodman behind him. Eventually, Mario enters the game room, but doesn’t see a way out.

Mario: Cornered!

Goodman: GIVE ME THE DIAMOND!

Mario: NO!

Goodman rushes at Mario but Mario grabs him and throws Goodman and himself out the window.

Goodman: NNOOOOOO!

Both Mario and Goodman land in Mario’s car with Goodman instantly getting killed. The diamond also falls out and shatters into pieces on the concrete.

Mario: No...

Mario dies. Suddenly, the diamond reassembles itself just as a burglar passes by.

Robber: Trying to look for a house to rob.

The robber notices the diamond on the ground and his eyes turn red.

Robber: MINE!

The robber grabs the diamond and runs off only to get struck down by a car and killed.

Sonic: Accidentally killed someone! I hope no one finds out.

Sonic notices the diamond in his seat.

Sonic: What is this?

Sonic looks at the diamond and his eyes turn red, only for him to snap out of it.

Sonic: I already own the chaos emeralds so this is useless to me.

Sonic throws the diamond out the window where it lands inside a train next to him. The train is bound for Africa.

A few days later..

The train arrives in Africa, and one employee is taking out the luggage.

Employee: Ok. We made it to Africa. Just got to get people’s luggage-

Suddenly, the employee notices something in the train. When he picks it up, it is the diamond. The employee’s eyes turn red as the screen cuts to black.

Employee: The diamond is mine...

THE END

STORY 3: Murder Mystery!

Synopsis: Mario and his friends have recieved a dinner invitation to Goodman's mansion, however while there, Goodman is suddenly murdered by a mysterious killer. Mario and the others must find who the killer is, while the killer is picking them off one by one...

Outside of the house, Mario is checking the mail.

Mario: Ok. I'm going to see what mail I got.

Mario opens the mailbox and takes out the mail.

Mario: Let's see. I got a mushroom, a house payment bill. Of course... and wait... what is this?

Mario opens a brown envelope and it says

Dear Mario,

I invite you and your friends to my mansion for a dinner party in your honor for all the house payments you gave me. My mansion is located in Crystal River, Florida. I will see you there. P.S. Your house payment is due tomorrow! -Goodman

Mario: Wow! It looks we are going to a dinner party! I'll go get everyone to come!

Mario runs into the house.

A few hours later.

Mario: So is everyone ready to go to the dinner party?

Everyone: YES!

Mario:Ok! Let's head to the mansion!

Everyone gets into the car and drives to Crystal River.

A few hours later.

Mario and his friends have arrived to Goodman's mansion.

Mario: Ok! We're here!

Mario and the others enter the mansion.

Junior: This looks really fancy!

Joseph: I know, dude!

Mario: Let's head to the dining room.

Mario and the others head to the dining room and sit down on the chairs around the table.

Mario: I wonder where Goodman is...

Eventually, Goodman enters the room with Tony.

Goodman: Greetings, everyone.

Mario: Is that Tony?!

Tony: Poop!

Mario: What are you doing here?!

Tony: Well, I got a job as Goodman's assistant!

Mario: Ok. Well, why did you invite us here, Goodman?

Goodman: Well, it's because of the house payments you gave to e. Then there was the check, and the shredded lottery ticket.

Mario: Which you stole from me.

Goodman: Anyways, that is why I invited you all to my mansion.

Shrek: I'm hungry! Where is the food?!

Goodman: That will come later, you fat green whatever.

Mario: DON'T TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT!

Goodman: Did you just shout at me?! I'm doubling your house payment for that!

Mario: Fine.

Goodman: So anyways, what we are having is-

Suddenly, the lights go out.

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO HE LIGHTS?!

Suddenly, stabbing sounds are heard.

Goodman: AAAHHHH! STOP!

Mario: GOODMAN?!

The lights turn back on.

Mario: Ok! The power is back on-

Everyone screams when they Goodman on the ground with a knife lodged in his throat.

Cody: WHAT THE F***?!

Mario checks Goodman's pulse.

Mario: He's dead... He's been stabbed!

Bowser: WHO WOULD DO THIS?!

Mario: I'm calling for help!

Mario calls the telephone and dials 911.

Brooklyn Guy: 911. What's your emergency?

Mario: Hello?! We were at Goodman's mansion for a dinner party and someone stabbed and killed Goodman!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god! Where are you?!

Mario: We're at Crystal River!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I'll be right over!

Mario: Thanks!

A few hours later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the mansion and Mario lets him in.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I made it!

Mario: Good, that you are here! Come look at Goodman!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Mario takes Brooklyn Guy to Goodman's corpse.

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! WHO WOULD DO THAT?!

Mario: I know, right! I'm trying to see who did it!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, someone probably did it!

Mario: I'll look at the suspects!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Mario: Everyone! I need the others except for one to leave.

Everyone: Ok.

Mario: My first suspect is Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Mario: Just sit down.

Chef Pee Pee: Fine.

Mario: If you were to kill Goodman, why?

Chef Pee Pee: Well, I hated that he gave my resturaunt negative reviews. But I wouldn't kill him!

Mario: Who else would kill him.

Chef Pee Pee: I think you should ask Junior! He killed two roobers once!

Mario: Ok. You can leave now.

Chef Pee Pee leaves the room.

Mario: I want Junior to come in!

A few moments later.

Mario: Ok! I'm down to my last suspect. Black Yoshi!

Black Yoshi: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG!

Mario: Sit down!

Black Yoshi: Fine.

Mario: If you were to kill Goodman, why?

Black Yoshi: Well, he kept arresting me back when he was a cop. And while I did kill Toad for trying to play my call of duty, I wouldn’t kill Goodman nowadays!

Mario: Very well then. You can leave.

Mario and Black Yoshi leave the living room.

Bowser: Any luck finding who it was?

Mario: Not yet.

Brooklyn Guy: Well, we got to find out who did it?

Mario: I’m still trying to find out.

Jeffy: Well, we got to hurry, before he/she kills another of us!

Joseph: Hey guys! I found a letter.

Mario: What does it say?

Junior: It says:

Dear everyone,

You are probably wondering why Goodman is dead. Well, I was the one that killed him, but I ain’t telling you who. I am leaving hints around the mansion for you to find and try to find out who did it. I dare you to find me if you can! Watch your backs...

-The Killer

P.S. Anyone who tries to leave will die.

Joseph: Well, I ain’t going to get killed by someone! I’m out of here!

Joseph runs off.

Junior: But it says anyone who tries to leave will die!

Joseph ignored Junior and when he opens the door, the wall opens revealing a gun that shoots Joseph in the face, killing him.

Cody: HOLY S***!

Mario: WE CANT LEAVE THE PLACE?!

Bowser: WE’RE TRAPPED! DOOMED FOREVER!

Brooklyn Guy: WHO PUT THAT GUN THERE?,

Mario: We must find the killer now!

Junior: Me, Cody, and Jeffy will look upstairs!

Mario: Me, Black Yoshi, Rosalina, and Tony will look downstairs. The rest of you, stay in the living room!

Everyone except the ones in the living room head upstairs and downstairs respectively to find the killer.

Bowser: I hope one of them finds the killer-

Suddenly, the lights go out.

Shrek: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?!

A gunshot is heard.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT WAS THAT?!

The lights turn back on and Bowser is revealed to have been shot.

Chef Pee Pee: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE KILLED BOWSER!

Brooklyn Guy: WHO’S DOING ALL THIS?!

Upstairs, Junior, Cody, and Jeffy are looking around for the killer.

Junior: Ok. We got to find the killer!

Cody: I know, Junior!

Jeffy: Hey guys! I found something!

Junior and Cody see that Jeffy found a tube of lipstick.

Cody: Is that lipstick, but who would use that?

Junior: I don’t know either.

Cody: Well, I’m going to look in the attic.

Junior: Ok! Be careful!

Cody goes to the attic. On the way, he spots a golden globe award.

Cody: Shiny!

Cody goes up to the attic, but unaware to him, someone grabs the award and heads upstairs...

Downstairs, Mario, Black Yoshi, Rosalina, and Tony are still looking for the killer.

Rosalina: I wonder who the killer could be, Mario.

Mario: I’m trying to find out as well. I hope Jeffy is doing fine upstairs.

Black Yoshi: Mario! Look!

Mario sees a call of duty game on a pedestal.

Black Yoshi: I’m going to get that game!

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! IT’S A TRAP!

Black Yoshi ignores Mario and grabs the game, however he falls through a trapdoor.

Black Yoshi: AAAHHHHHH!!!

The trapdoor shuts.

Mario: WHERE DID HE GO?!

Rosalina: I DON’T KNOW! BUT WE MUST GET OUT OF HERE!

Mario: RIGHT!

Mario, Rosalina, and Tony run out of the room and head back to the living room, but scream upon finding Bowser’s corpse.

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO BOWSER?!

Shrek: I DON’T KNOW DONKEY! THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT AND BOWSER GOT SHOT BY SOMEONE!

Mario: WE STILL DIDN’T FIND THE KILLER!

Shrek: WELL, HURRY!

Meanwhile, Cody is in the attic.

Cody: I wonder if there is something up here.

Cody finds another letter.

Cody: What does this say?

Cody opens the letter and it says:

YOU WILL PAY FOR DITCHING ME!

Cody: What does it mean?

Suddenly, Cody hears someone’s footsteps. Upon turning around, he notices someone, but it isn’t shown to the readers.

Cody: Who are you? Wait a minute... I recognize you! You’re the man or woman who’s been killing everybody! Stay back! STAY BACK!

The killer strikes Cody with the golden globe award, and Cody falls out of the window.

Cody: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Cody lands on the ground and his head cracks open, killing him. Mario and the others hear the noise and head out of the door, disabling the gun before going out.

Junior: IT CAME FROM OVER THERE!

Mario and the others rush to the source of the noise and scream upon finding Cody’s corpse.

Junior: OH MY GOD!

Mario: CODY IS DEAD!

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHAT DOES THE KILLER WANT FROM US?!

Toad: I DONT KNOW! I HOPE IM NOT NEXT!

Suddenly, the window opens and the killer pushes a safe out of the window and it lands on Toad, crushing him to death.

Mario: NOW TOAD IS DEAD?!

Brooklyn Guy: WE GOT TO FIND THE KILLER NOW!

Suddenly, a poison dart hits Brooklyn Guy and he is killed instantly.

Mario: WHAT?!

Mario turns around and finds the killer who is wearing a black suit and a pumpkin mask.

Mario: THAT’S THE KILLER!

The killer runs into the mansion.

Mario: COME BACK HERE!

Mario chases after the killer.

Mario: WE’RE GOING TO CATCH YOU!

The killer shoots at Mario, but he avoids the bullets.

Killer: You shouldn’t have ditched me.

Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Killer: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Mario chases the killer upstairs.

Mario: COME BACK HERE!

Suddenly, the killer is shot by someone.

Killer: OW! WHO DID THAT!

Black Yoshi: GOT YOU!

Mario: BLACK YOSHI?! WHERE WERE YOU?!

Black Yoshi: After I fell through the trapdoor, I ended up in the basement, but I got out through the vent.

Mario: Ok. Anyway’s, GRAB THE KILLER!

Mario and Black Yoshi hold the killer down.

Killer: LET ME GO!

Mario: TIME TO FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE?!

Mario pulls the pumpkin mask off the killer and is shocked to see the killer is...

Mario: PEACH?!

Peach: Hello, Mario...

Mario: YOU WERE THE KILLER?!

Peach: You finally caught on.

Mario: BUT WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE OTHERS! WHAT DID WE DO?!

Peach: Well, ever since you dumped me, I came for Valentine’s Day, But you kicked me out.

Mario: YOU WERE ACTING LIKE AN UNGRATEFUL B****!

Peach: Anyways, after you kicked me out, I saw you were with a new girlfriend. So I decided to get vengeance. I also forced Goodman to make the dinner invitations in exchange for paying him cash. But I killed him anyways. I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

Mario: YOUR F****** YANDEDE!

Peach: I know! Now if you be my boyfriend again, I will let you and the others live.

Mario: I WILL NEVER GET BACK WITH YOU!

Peach: WELL, IF I CANT HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN!

Peach shoots at Mario, but he escapes.

Peach: COME HERE!

Peach chases Mario out of the mansion.

Mario: EVERYONE! THE KILLER IS PEACH!

Rosalina: Who’s Peach?

Mario: SHE’S MY EX-GIRLFRIEND! NOW SHE WANTS TO KILL ME!

Peach: YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!

Peach continues shooting at Mario as the chase continues.

Peach: YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET BREAKING UP WITH ME!

Mario: STOP!

Peach: NEVER!

Peach throws a grenade at Mario which destroys part of the room.

Mario: WHAT THE F***?!

Peach: DIE!

Peach chases Mario upstairs.

Mario: The attic!

Peach: COME HERE!

Mario enters the attic and stops at the open window.

Mario: CORNERED!

Peach: CAUGHT YOU MARIO! NOWHERE TO RUN!

Peach runs at Mario but he moves out of the way.

Peach: OH CRAP!

Peach almost falls out of the window, but balances away from it.

Mario: DANG IT!

Peach: YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?!

Mario: STOP!

Peach: DIE!

Outside, Black Yoshi has the others rip out the iron fence around the mansion, and carry it to the attic window, creating a field of spikes.

Peach: JUST DIE!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario grabs a pole and impales Peach with it, causing her to fall out the window.

Mario: Finally...

Suddenly, Peach grabs Mario’s leg and tries to drag him down.

Peach: YOU’RE GOING WITH ME!

Mario: LET GO!

Mario notices a nearby butcher knife, and grabs it.

Peach: STOP RESISTING!

Mario: NO! IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Peach: WHAT?!

Mario slices off Peach’s hand.

Peach: OW!

Peach clings to the window with her right hand.

Mario: DIE!

Mario slices off Peach’s other hand, and Peach falls off the window.

Peach: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Peach lands on the iron fences and is impaled, killing her instantly.

Mario: Finally...

A few hours later.

The police have showed up, and escorting the bodies of Peach and the victims.

Mario: Finally, Peach is dead.

Jeffy: But the others are still dead!

Mario: I know that, Jeffy.

Shrek: Wow! Peach was the killer.

Mario: I think we should head home.

Mario and the others get into the car and drive back to Pensacola, Florida, as the police are cleaning up the crime scene.

THE END

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STORY 4: Black Mesa! (based off the video game Half-Life)

Synopsis: Mario gets a job at the Black Mesa Research Facility. However, while there, the experiment he was assigned to do ends up causing a resonance cascade. The accident ended up causing aliens from the planet Xen to invade the facility, and Mario must find a way to stop the invasion.

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Mario is watching TV in the living room.

Mario: What am I going to do? I need to make some money because Black Yoshi keeps asking for Call of Duty, Goodman keeps demanding house payments, and other stuff. I wonder if there is a job I can find on TV.

Suddenly, a commercial pops up that gets Mario’s attention.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Hello, and welcome! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz! And today, we are announcing the opening of a new research facility, called Black Mesa! Scientists there are researching live aliens, and other strange experiments! Scientists also get paid 120 dollars per hour! So come and apply now!

Mario: That looks pretty interesting! I also heard it is located in New Mexico. So I’ll head there and apply!

Mario gets into his car and drives to Black Mesa.

A few days later.

Mario: Ok, so I got the job, so now I have to head through this track on a train car, so I can get there,

Mario gets into the train car and is driven to the entrance.

Mario: I see a security guard!

The security guard lets Mario out of the train.

Guard: Hey there, Mario! I hope you do well on your first day.

Mario: Ok.

Mario goes through some mechanical doors and ends up at the lab’s lobby. He goes to the lead scientist.

Lead scientist: You must be the new worker! I heard the assignment that was assigned to you is located down in the alien labs, so you should head there. However, due to high risks of death in there, it is heavily advised you get your HEV suit.

Mario: Ok.

Lead Scientist: It is located in the Suit room.

Mario: Got it.

Mario heads into the suit room and puts on the HEV suit.

HEV Suit: Welcome to the H.E.V. mark IV protective system, for use in hazardous environment conditions. High impact reactive armour activated. Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated. Vital sign monitoring activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Defensive weapon selection system activated. Ammunition level monitoring activated. Communications interface online. Have a very safe day!

Mario: Nice! Time to head to the alien labs.

Mario enters the alien labs.

Scientist: Hello, new employee! We just need you to head into that testing room there.

Mario: Got it.

Mario enters the testing room where he sees a giant spectrometer in front of him.

Mario: What is that thing?

Suddenly, a scientist’s voice is heard in the microphone.

Scientist 2: Ok, Mario! Can you hear us?

Mario: Yes.

Scientist 2: Good. The first thing you need to do is to go up that ladder and push the button.

Mario: On it.

Mario climbs up the ladder and presses the button.

Scientist 2: Great job! We’ll take it from here for now. Activating laser sequences.

The spectrometer’s lasers turn on.

Scientist 2: Now, we need you to push that cart containing the sample into the laser.

Mario: I got it.

Mario pushes the cart into the machine, but suddenly the spectrometer starts shooting green lasers all over the place.

Mario: WHAT THE F***?!

Scientist 2: OH NO! A RESONANCE CASCADE! WHAT THE?! IT WON’T SHUT DOWN! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD-

A laser zaps the scientist in the observation window, disintegrating him.

Mario: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Suddenly, the machine starts to summon many headcrabs, houndeyes, and vortigaunts as they teleport to different areas of the lab.

Mario: I’M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

Mario runs out of the room and heads back to the entrance, only to see a houndeye using its shockwave to destroy the train.

Mario: OH NO!

Mario runs back into the lab.

Mario: WHY ARE THERE ALIENS EVERYWHERE!

Scientist 3: There you are, Mario! There are aliens all over the research facility! But I think there is a way to stop the cascade. You must head to the Lambda core, jump into the portal that leads to Xen, and destroy the thing that is keeping the portal open! On the way, you must-

Suddenly, a headcrab jumps on the scientist’s head and bites it killing him. The scientist then turns into a headcrab zombie.

Mario: WHAT IS THAT?!

Mario notices a gun and uses it to shoot and kill the headcrab zombie.

Mario: Guess I got to go to the lamda core.

Mario heads throughout the facility to the Lamda Core.

Two hours later.

Mario: Ok! I’m at the Blast Pit.

Suddenly, Mario hears banging noises.

Mario: What’s that sound?

Mario gets to the source of the noise when he sees they are being caused by a bunch of green tentacles sticking out of a hole in the ground.

Mario: WHAT IS THAT?!

Mario notices a scientist.

Scientist 4: That is the tentacle alien. You must destroy it before it gets any bigger! You must activate the oxygen, fuel, and power buttons!

Mario: I’ll try!

Mario goes around the facility and triggers all three buttons.

Mario: BURN!

Mario pushes the test fire button, and the tentacle is incinerated.

Mario: GOT IT!

Mario continues through the facility.

A few hours later.

Mario: I must be getting close to the Lambda core.

Mario finds a gate and a door p, and the gate says Lambda Core.

Mario: I MADE IT!

Mario enters the Lambda Core.

Scientist 5: You finally made it, Mario! However, the aliens shut off the portal, and they are still invading. The only way to reopen it to get to Xen is by having a scientist reopen the portal for you!

Mario: Ok!

Mario heads into the portal observation room.

Scientist 6: There you are! This is the portal to Xen. I must open it to let you in, but I cannot be interrupted or I would have to start all over again, and the process is pretty difficult.

Mario: Ok!

Scientist 6: Also, here is the long jump module which will allow you to jump great distances!

Mario takes the long jump module and enters the portal room. As Scientist 6 starts to reopen the portal, multiple Alien Controllers start appearing.

Mario: OH NO!

Mario shoots and kills multiple of the alien controller.

Scientist 6: The Portal is open! You must jump in!

Mario jumps into the portal and finds himself in Xen.

Mario: So this is what Xen looks like.

Mario jumps across multiple floating islands and eventually gets into one of the planet’s core where he enters a portal.

Mario: Ok. I made it-

Suddenly, Mario sees the Gonarch, a giant headcrab that spawns multiple Headcrabs.

Mario: THAT LOOKS GROSS!

Mario shoots at the Gonarch, killing numerous headcrabs during the fight. Eventually, after a chase throughout the area, Mario is able to kill the Gonarch and enter another portal.

Mario: Now where am I at?

Mario seems to be in some kind of alien factory run by numerous vortigaunts.

Mario: Might as we’ll steal some weapons.

Mario obtains multiple weapons and after fighting off many vortigaunts and alien controllers jumps into the portal. Mario finds himself in a dark area with a red portal.

Mario: Here I go...

Mario jumps into the red portal and screams when he sees an alien called the Nihilanth.

Mario: OH MY GOD! IT LOOKS LIKE A DEFORMED FETUS!

Nihilanth: Win... You cannot win...

Mario battles the Nihilanth and eventually manages to fire into its brain destroying it.

Mario: YES! IT’S GONE!

Suddenly, Mario is teleported to a different area. Mario notices a strange person in front of him known as the G-Man.

G-Man: Greetings, Mario...

Mario: Who are you?

G-Man: It is best to remain anonymous...

Mario: Ok, but what are you doing here?

G-Man: Well, after everything you have done throughout the Black Mesa facility and eventually destroying the creature that was holding the portal open, I feel like you should get a job for me... Simply step through the portal...

Mario: What if I don’t?

G-Man: I can offer you a battle that you have no chance of winning...

Mario: Well, I think I’ll choose the offer...

Mario jumps into the portal and finds himself floating in nothingness.

G-Man: Wisely done, Mario... I will see you up ahead...

THE END

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STORY 5: The ADPocalypse!

Synopsis: Dr. Finkleshitz was in his lab trying to create an experiment where he mixes human DNA with DNA of a creature that consumes brains. However, the experiment goes wrong and Finkleshitz gets killed and infected. Due to this, a zombie apocalypse starts in Florida, so Mario and the others must do their best to survive. _______________________________________________________________________________

At his laboratory, Dr. Finkleshitz is conducting an experiment.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Yes! Finally, I can combine human DNA with a brain eater's DNA to create the ultimate lifeform! I just need to stabilize it a bit...

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Who is that?

Dr Finkleshitz answers the phone unaware of the experiment beginning to become unstale.

Dr. Finkleshitz: What do you mean when Half Life 3 comes out? I don't know it!

Dr. Finkleshitz hangs up the phone, and screams when he sees the DNA is becoming unstable.

Dr. Finkleshitz: OH SHI-

The experiment explodes, and kills Dr. Finkleshitz as the gas spreads throughout the room. Suddenly, Dr. Finkleshit'z skin turns green and he awakens.

Zombie Finkleshitz: Brains...

Zombie Finkleshitz leaves the room and walks up to an employee.

Employee: Hey there, Finkleshitz! How are you doing-

Zomibe Finkleshitz bites the employee's arm and the employee becomes a zombie as the two start to infect the entire lab.

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M'kay. There's been a report that zombies are spawning from inside of Dr. Finkleshit'z laboratory! Police are currently trying to stop the zombies. Right?

The screen cuts to outside the lab where the cops are shooting at the zombies, but to no effect.

M&M's Chief: What's going on?! I've never seen anything like this before!

One of the zombies bites M&M's Chief turning him into a zombie.

M&M's Zombie: BRAINS!

M&M's Zombie bites Simmons turning him into a zombie, and the entire police force begins to get infected.

Brooklyn Guy: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Brooklyn Guy gets into his car and drives away from the zombies.

Brooklyn Guy: I need to find Mario!

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy makes it to Mario's house and runs inside.

Mario: I wonder what's going on right now.

Brooklyn Guy runs into the living room.

Brooklyn Guy: MARIO! THER'S A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK OCCURRING RIGHT NOW!

Mario: WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: Check the news!

Mario: Ok!

Mario turns on the TV.

Goodman: Breaking News! M'kay. The zombies have eaten the entire police forcve and are starting to infect the country of Florida! We are planning to call in the military to deal with the outbreak- Wait... WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?! STAY BACK!

The zombies break into the news room and devour Goodman, infecting him as well as the feed cuts off.

Mario: OH MY GOD!

Brooklyn Guy: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

Mario: We need to barricade the doors!

Brooklyn Guy: ON IT!

Mario and Brooklyn Guy grab wooden boards and barricade the doors and windows.

Bowser: What is all this noise? I'm trying to watch Charleyyy!

Mario: THERE IS A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK HAPPENING!

Bowser: Very funny, Mario! They are probably people dressed as zombies for halloween! I'll prove it!

Mario: DON'T GO OUT THERE!

Bowser ignores Mario and heads outside where he sees a bunch of zombies.

Bowser: Get out of here, trick or treaters! We don't have any candy-

The zombies grab Bowser and rip him to shreds killing him.

Mario: BARRICADE THE DOOR!

Mario and Brooklyn Guy barricade the front door as the zombies try to get in.

Mario: Ok! We barricaded the door!

Black Yoshi: What are you doing Mario? I'm trying to play Call of Duty!

Mario: THERE ARE ZOMIBES OUTSIDE TRYING TO EAT US!

Black Yoshi: Well, I ain't getting killed by some zombies! I'm getting my gun!

Black Yoshi runs upstairs, opens the window and shoots at the zombies.

Brooklyn Guy: We tried shooting at the zombies, but nothing hapened!

Black Yoshi shhots a bullet into a zombie's head and it dies.

Mario: SHOOT AT IT'S BRAIN!

Black Yoshi: On it!

Black Yoshi continues shooting at the zombies while aiming for their head.

Junior, Joseph, and Cody run in.

Junior: I SAW THAT THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUTSIDE!

Cody: I KNOW!

Joseph: I ain't getting eaten by zombies!

Suddenly, one of the zombies breaks the window, grabs Joesph and jumps out, as all the zombies devour Jospeh.

Junior: NO!

Jeffy enters.

Jeffy: Daddy! What's happening?!

Mario: There are zombies outside!

Brooklyn Guy: GUYS! THEY ARE BREAKING DOWN THE BARRICADES!

The zombis break through the barricades.

Brooklyn Guy: RUN!

The zombies grab Brooklyn Guy and devour him as Mario and the others run out off the house.

Mario: We have to find somewhere safe!

Mario notices Sonic drive by and gets him to stop.

Sonic: Hello, Mario!

Mario: WE NEED YOU TO HELP US GET AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES!

Sonic: Got it! I also heard the military is coming and is going to nuke the place, so we got to get out of here quick!

Mario: WHERE DO WE GO?!

Sonic: I heard there is a safe zone at a different part of Florida. We must head there!

Mario: ON IT!

Sonic drives the others to the safe zone, but the car run out of gas.

Mario: OH NO! THE CAR IS OUT OF GAS!

Sonic: HERE! HOLD THE MAP!

Sonic gives Mario the map, exits the car and starts pushing the car up the mountain. At the top, Sonic pours the gas in the ar.

Mario: Thanks for giving your life for ours!

Mario and the others drive off without Sonic.

Sonic: Where are you going?! I wanted you to wait for me to fill up the gas and wait for me to come in-

The zombies grab Sonic and devour him.

Mario and the others continue driving to the safe zone, however they end up crashing into a tree which destroys the car.

Mario: Dang it! We must continue on foot!

Mario and the others continue walking to the safe zone, but suddenly, Mario is attacked by Zombie Finkleshitz.

Junior: OH NO!

Black Yoshi shoots Zombie Finkleshitz in the head, killing him. However, Mario has been bitten.

Jeffy: OH NO!

Mario: I've been bitten... Black Yoshi... You must shoot me...

Black Yoshi: But Mario...

Mario: DO IT,BEFORE I BECOME A ZOMBIE!

Black Yoshi quickly shoots Mario in the head, killing him.

Black Yoshi: Let's go to the safe zone...

Jeffy: I SEE IT!

The others see the safe zone.

Junior: LET'S GO!

Everyone runs to the safe zone and makes it.

Everyone: YES!

All of the survivors watch as the military arrive and nuke the city of Pennsacola, killing every zombie in the city.

Shrek: Finally, all the zombies are gone!

Chef Pee Pee: I think for now we should settle at the safe zone.

Cody: Yes.

Black Yoshi: Ok. Let's go.

Everyone heads off to explore the safe zone.

THE END

STORY 6: The Other Side! (An SML and SMG4 Crossover)

Synopsis: Bowser Junior and his friends discover a strange portal hidden in the attic. Upon going inside, they find themselves in the SMG4 Universe! They must help the SMG4 characters battle Waluigi and save the universe from getting destroyed.

Junior, Joseph, and Cody are in the game room playing Super Mario Party.

Junior: This game is so fun, right guys?

Joseph: Yeah it is!

Cody: I just wished they included me in it. Has Nintendo learned nothing?!

Joseph: I guess not.

Junior: Well, guys. I'm starting to get bored. Want to go play in the attic?

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Cody: Sure!

Junior: Ok!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody climb into the attic and discover some items.

Joseph: Guys! I found a LeBron James autograph.

Cody: Found some movies. Let's see. There is Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks and... EW! Harvey Weinstein!

Junior: Guys. What is this?

Joseph and Cody see that Junior has found a strange device.

Cody: What is that thing?

Joseph: I see a button on it!

Junior: Let's see what it does...

Junior pushes the button and it spawns a blue portal.

Junior: What is that-

Suddenly, the portal sucks Joseph in.

Cody: WHAT THE-

The portal sucks in Junior and Cody and closes.

Junior: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Junior, Cody, and Joseph are ejected nito a different universe which has SM64 graphics.

Junior: Where are we?

Junior, Joseph, and Cody notice Peach's castle in front of them.

Joseph: That's a really nice castle!

Suddenly, someone laughs evily.

Cody: What was that?

???: You will all pay for rejecting me!

Joseph: Who's saying that?!

Suddenly, Joseph gets hit by a purple speel and is turned into a T-Pose Zombie.

Junior: WHAT THE?!

Waluigi: WAAHAAAAHHAAAAA!

Cody: WHO IS THAT?!

Junior: RUN!

Junior and Cody run with Waluigi trying to shoot them with the Power of Rejection.

Junior: WHY IS HE TRYING TO SHOOT US?!

Suddenly, Junior spots what appears to be Mario as well as a blue version of him.

Junior: There's Mario!

Junior runs up to Mario.

Junior: MARIO! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Mario looks at Junior, but it isn't the SML Mario.

SMG4 Mario: Who are you?

Junior: Wait. You're not our Mario!

SMG4: Where did you guys come from?

Junior: Well, we were from this dimension where everyone are plushes.

SMG4: Intresting.

SMG4 Mario: Anyways, our world is being attacked by Waluigi because he has been rejected from Super Smash Bros. for too long!

Cody: Just like me.

SMG4: I think the only way to stop him is to destroy his staff. It is the source of powers.

Junior: Ok.

Junior, Cody, SMG4 Mario, and SMG4 chase after Waluigi.

SMG4: THERE HE IS! HE'S ESCAPING INTO THE THICC!

Junior: What;s the thicc?

SMG4: It's that giant pruple laser in the sky.

Waluigi: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!

Waluigi escapes into the laser.

SMG4 Mario: AFTER HIM!

SMG4 Mario, Junior, Cody, and SMG4 enter the laser and are teleported into Waluigi's lair.

Waluigi: HOW DID YOU FOLLOW ME TO MY LAIR?! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!

SMG4: Destroy his scepter!

Everyone battles Waluigi.

SMG4: Take him down!

Eventually, Waluigi drops his staff.

Walugi: OH NO! MY STAFF!

SMG4 Mario: JUNIOR! GRAB IT!

Junior: Got it!

Junior grabs Waluigi's staff and snaps it in half destroying it.

Waluigi: NO!

Waluigi loses his powers and turns to normal.

Waluigi: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY POWER?!

The N64 Police show up.

Police Chief: Waluigi! You are under arrest!

Waluigi: NO!

The police drive Waluigi to jail.

SMG4: Thank you for helping us stop Waluigi!

Junior:Wait... Where's Joseph?

Meanwhile, Wario is at a stand with Joseph's decapitated head.

Wario: Turtle head decoration! Only 50000 coins!

Back at the lair.

Junior: Well, we might as well head back home.

A few minutes later.

Junior and Cody are at the portal.

Junior: See you later!

SMG4: See you soon!

Junior and Cody go through the portal and end up back in the SML world.

Junior: We're back home!

Cody: Even though Joseph is missing.

Junior: Forget him. Let's go play with toys!

Cody: Ok!

Junior and Cody leave the attic.

THE END

STORY 7: The Haunting!

Synopsis: Mario and Jeffy decide to leave a camera running in their room the entire night because many paranormal activities have been occurring in the house. Can Mario and Jeffy find out what is casuing all of these events?

Mario is in the kitchen while Jeffy is holding a camera.

Mario: Is it recording, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Yes it is, daddy....

Mario: Ok, good. Basically, some really scary stuff has been happening in our house so we are going to leave a camera recording all night long to see if we detect paranormal activities. Ok, here we go...

A few hours later...

Jeffy is in his and Mario's bedroom setting up the camera.

Mario: Is the camera on, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Yes. I'm coming.

Jeffy finishes setting up the camera and heads into his bed.

Jeffy: I hope this works, daddy.

Mario: Me too. Good night, Jeffy!

Jeffy: Good night, daddy.

Mario turns off the lights...

NIGHT 1

3:34 AM

While Mario and Jeffy are asleep, the door suddenly opens and shuts by itself...

The next day.

Mario is on the computer checking the camera.

Mario: Jeffy, come over here!

Jeffy: What? Did you find something?

Mario: Yeah, look! The door moves by itself!

Jeffy: Oh my god! That's scary!

Mario: Yes. But besides that, the camera actually works! We'll keep using it!

NIGHT 2

2:58 AM

Jeffy is asleep, but wakes up when he sees Mario stabbing a turtle in his sleep.

Jeffy: Daddy, what are you doing?

Mario suddenly wakes up.

Mario: What the?! I don't remember killing this turtle!

Jeffy: What do you mean?

Mario: Nothing! Let's just go back to sleep!

Jeffy: Ok.

The next day.

Mario is on the computer watching himself stabbing the turtle in his sleep.

Mario: I don't remember doing that...

NIGHT 4

4:15 AM

Jeffy wakes up upon hearing footsteps.

Jeffy: What is thast noise?

Jeffy wakes up Mario.

Mario: What is it, Jeffy?

Jeffy: I think I hear some footsteps!

Mario: Yeah, I hear it too. Where is it?

Jeffy: I think it's downstairs.

Mario: Perhaps it's just Shrek looking for cheesecake...

Suddenly, a demonic scream is heard causing Mario and Jeffy to scream.

Mario: JEFFY! GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CHECK!

Jeffy: ARE YOU CRAZY?! I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE!

Mario: JEFFY!

The next day.

Mario is on the computer researching the creature.

Mario: Jeffy! Come here!

Jeffy: What is it?

Mario: I've been researching this entity... I found that what we're dealing with is not a ghost... It's a demon!

Jeffy: Can we kill it?

Mario: Yes, but we will only be able to see it with florescent light.

A few hours later.

Mario is in bed while Jeffy is pouring a bag of flour on the floor outside.

Mario: Jeffy, what are you doing?

Jeffy: I'm pouring flour on the floor so this demon will leave footprints. We follow it's tracks and kill it.

Mario: Sounds like a good idea.

NIGHT 5

4:17 AM

While Jeffy and Mario are asleep, footsteps start appearing out of the flour Jeffy laid on the ground. Jeffy and Mario wake up upon hearing the footsteps.

Jeffy: OH S***!

Mario: OH MY GOD!

Jeffy: LET'S FOLLOW THE TRACKS!

Mario and Jeffy foolow the footprints and arrive at the attic.

Jeffy: Well the footprints end here.

Mario: Oh my god! Look! That must be the demon's lair!

Jeffy: I'll go in and take a look.

Mario: Be careful!

Jeffy opens the ladder and climbs into the attic.

Mario: What are you doing?

Jeffy: I'm looking for clues.

Mario: Take your time!

Jeffy: I found something!

Mario: What is it?

Jeffy exits the attic holding a light bulb.

Jeffy: Look!

Mario: It's a flourescent lightbulb! Now we can be able to see that demon!

Jeffy: Yeah! We're going to kill it!

A few hours later.

Mario and Jeffy are in bed.

Mario: I just installed the lightbulb, Jeffy! As soon as that devil comes, we will kill him!

Jeffy: Yeah! Good night.

Mario: Good night, Jeffy!

Mario turns off the light...

NIGHT 6

3:35 AM

Mario and Jeffy are asleep, but unknown to them, the demon hidden from the camera is standing next to Jeffy.

Demon: Prepare your butthole...

The demon grabs Jeffy and Jeffy screams as he is dragged away and the door slams shut.

Jeffy: GET OFF ME!

Jeffy screams as the demon grabs his pencil and shoves it up his butt. Mario is still asleep unaware of this.

The next day.

Mario: Are you ok, Jeffy?

Jeffy: NO! THAT DEMON SHOVED MY PENCIL UP MY BUTT FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT! WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?!

Mario: I don't know. I didn't even wake up.

Jeffy: Ok.

Mario: But tonight, we are going to kill it!

NIGHT 7

4:22 AM

Mario and Jeffy are asleep, but wake up when they see the footprints on the ground made from the flour.

Jeffy: IT'S HERE!

Mario: I hear it. Are you ready to kill it?

Jeffy: Yes! Turn on the flourescent light!

Mario: Ok. Here we go!

Mario turns on the flourescent light and the demon appears looking like a green muscular clawed monster.

Mario and Jeffy: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The lights go out as the demon attacks Mario and Jeffy.

The next day.

Black Yoshi: Where's Mario at? I need to get money so I can buy the new Call of Duty Maybe he's in his room.

Black Yoshi opens the door.

Black Yoshi: Hey Mario! I need to borrow money for the new-

Black Yoshi screams when he sees Mario and Jeffy both brutally ripped to shreds by the demon.

THE END

STORY 8: The Curse!

Synopsis: Bowser Junior discovers an ancient slab near the house. The golden slab turns out to be a relic stolen from the tomb of Herobrine, that is worth one million dollars. Bowser refuses to return the stolen slab without payment, and thus Bowser Junior and the others suffer the wrath of the three curses as a result.

In the dead of the night, two robbers are seen being chased by some police for stealing an ancient slab from the tomb of Herobrine.

Simmons: Hurry up! If the police catch us, we are done for!

Brooklyn Guy: I have an idea...

Brooklyn Guy slams on the brakes and stops the car.

Simmons: What are you doing?!

Brooklyn Guy: You're right. We've got to hid the thing where we can find it later.

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons open the trunk of their car and take out the slab.

Brooklyn Guy: There! By that house!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons bury the slab and run back to their car.

Brooklyn Guy: We will come back for it once the heat is off.

Simmons: And we'll be rich!

Suddenly, fog appears everywhere.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey! What happened to the road?

Suddenly, a mysterious figure appears in front of Brooklyn Guy and Simmons.

Herobrine: Return the golden slab... Or suffer my curse...

Simmons: Curse?

Brooklyn Guy: What curse?

Eventually, a giant horde of endermites fly towards the car.

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

The endermite swarm surrounds the car and the two robbers scream as they are getting eaten. The camera then pans up to the sky and when it comes back down, there are nothing left of the car, nor the robbers. Bowser Junior is inside the house watching this from the bedroom window.

Junior: What is going on out there?

Bowser Junior decides to go to bed and wait the next day.

The next day.

Bowser Junior heads outside in the morning and arrives to the spot the robbers buried the slab.

Junior: What did they bury?

Junior heads back inside to get a shovel and then proceeds to dig up the slab. Junior pulls the slab out of the ground.

Junior: What’s with these markings?

On the slab are symbols of Herobrine, a jukebox, an endermite, and lava.

Junior: Might as well show this to Mario.

Junior heads inside.

Mario: Hi, Junior!

Junior: Mario! You need to look at this!

Mario takes the slab from Junior.

Mario: Well, this looks pretty old. I’ll show it to Bowser.

Mario enters Bowser’s bedroom.

Bowser: Mario! What are you doing here?! I’m watching charleyyy!

Mario: Well your son found this thing outside and I want you to look at it.

Bowser grabs the slab and looks at it.

Bowser: Well, I might as well put it in the safe until we can find out what it is.

Bowser locks the slab in the safe.

Bowser: Now back to watching Charleyyy-

Suddenly, the news comes on.

Tito: BREAKING NEWS! A million dollar golden slab has been stolen from the tomb of king Herobrine. Authorities are currently searching for the slab.

Bowser: A MILLION?!

Bowser takes the slab out of the safe.

Bowser: I’M RICH!

Downstairs, everyone is looking at the slab.

Mario: But the news said it was stolen, Bowser! We must return it to its rightful place!

Bowser: NEVER! I’M NOT GIVING UP A MILLION DOLLARS!

Suddenly, Junior notices the symbol of Herobrine disappear from the slab.

Junior: What the-

Someone knocks on the door.

Bowser: Who could that be?

Bowser opens the door and it is Goodman.

Goodman: Hey there! I am archeologist Goodman. I have come to retrieve the slab!

Bowser: What’s your offer?

Goodman: If you give me the slab, I will give you 20 dollars for it.

Bowser: 20 dollars in exchange for a MILLION dollar slab? NO DEAL!

Bowser slams the door shut and walks upstairs with the slab.

Mario: Bowser! We should really give it back!

Bowser: NEVER! FINDERS KEEPERS!

A few hours later.

It is nighttime outside of the house. While everyone is minding their business, Bowser is in the chair laying down with the slab.

Bowser: Think of all the things I can buy. No Jeffy fans, Charleyyy box set, new lightbulb, swimming pool, meeting Charleyyy-

Suddenly, someone bangs on the door.

Mario: Who is that at this time of night?

Bowser opens the door and in front of the house is the ghost of Herobrine.

Herobrine: Return the golden slab...

Bowser: What?

Herobrine: Return the golden slab... Or suffer my curse...

Bowser: What’s your offer?

Herobrine: This night... You will be visited by three curses... Each worse than the last... Return the golden slab..

Bowser: HA! Nice try, Goodman!

Bowser slams the door shut.

Bowser: Who’s he kidding? I can see the zipper on that cheap minecraftian costume!

Junior notices the lava symbol on the slab disappearing.

Junior: Another symbol gone?

Joseph: Guys? Why does the ground feel hot?

Suddenly, the floor starts turning into lava, and Joseph burns to death.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Bowser: EVERYONE! ON THE FURNITURE!

Everyone climbs onto the furniture away from the lava, but the lava starts to burn the furniture.

Mario: WHY IS THE FLOOR LAVA?!

Junior notices the lake of water outside.

Junior: THE LAKE!

Junior jumps across the furniture, jumps out of the house, runs to the lake, and sucks all of the water into a huge bottle, then he runs back to the house and pours all the water onto the lava, turning the lava into obsidian.

Herobrine: Awwww.... Come on...

Mario: Yes! The lava is gone!

Bowser and Mario look outside the window and Mario screams when he sees Herobrine.

Mario: IS THAT THE GHOST OF KING HEROBRINE?!

Herobrine: Return the golden slab...

Bowser: What’s your offer?

Herobrine raises his arms causing the symbol of the jukebox on the slab to disappear.

Bowser: What is going on-

Suddenly, everyone begins screaming in pain when a jukebox playing an extremely loud version of the DuckTales theme song starts playing.

Jeffy: OW! MY EARS!

Toad: TOO MUCH NOISE! AAAAHHHHH-

Toad’s head explodes, killing him.

Bowser: MUST STOP THE NOISE!

Bowser runs into the kitchen and jumps into the oven containing Chef Pee Pee’s security area from Badman Returns! Since the walls are soundproof, Bowser can’t hear the song.

Bowser: Yes.

Meanwhile, everyone is still screaming from the DuckTales song.

Junior: I GOT TO STOP THIS MUSIC!

Junior runs outside and tries to find the source of the music. After searching for a couple of minutes, Junior discovers the jukebox playing the song behind a tree. Junior pulls out a hammer and smashes the jukebox with it, destroying it and stopping the song.

Junior: Finally...

Herobrine facepalms due to the second curse failing.

Herobrine: Return the golden slab...

Mario: BOWSER! YOU NEED TO GIVE HIM THE SLAB!

Bowser: (to Herobrine) Fine! But a million is as low as I go!

In response, Herobrine raises his arms causing the final symbol on the slab, the endermites to disappear.

Junior: Time to head back inside.

Junior heads towards the house, but hears a buzzing noise. When he turns around, he sees a horde of endermites flying towards him and the house.

Junior: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Junior runs into the house.

Junior: GUYS! THERE ARE ENDERMITES OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!

Black Yoshi: I AIN’T GETTING EATEN! I’M OUT OF HERE!

Black Yoshi run out of the house, however the endermites catch up to him.

Black Yoshi: GET AWAY!

Black Yoshi screams as the endermites gruesomely eat the flesh off of his body, and is killed.

Mario: BOWSER! GIVE HIM THE SLAB!

Bowser: NEVER!

Bowser hits Mario with the slab and runs upstairs.

Junior: COME BACK HERE!

Junior chases Bowser upstairs and wrestles him for the slab.

Junior: GIVE ME THE SLAB!

Bowser: NEVER!

Junior and Bowser fight for the slab, but stop when they see the endermites eating the top of the house.

Bowser: OK! OK! YOU CAN HAVE IT!

Junior grabs the slab and throws it out the window towards Herobrine, causing the endermites to disappear.

Junior: Finally...

Bowser: THE SLAB!

Bowser runs outside and grabs the slab.

Bowser: YES! IT’S MINE!

Bowser notices Herobrine in front of him.

Bowser: HA! THAT’S THREE CURSES! YOU’RE OUT OF AMMO, GHOST! WHT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?!

Herobrine raises his arms and the endermites reappear.

Bowser: What the...

Herobrine: Return the golden slab...

Bowser: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Bowser screams as the endermites close in on him.

The next day.

Mario and the others are watching TV.

Tito: BREAKING NEWS! The stolen slab from King Herobrine’s tomb has been returned to its rightful place! Here’s an interview with archaeologist Goodman.

Goodman: I am glad to say that Herobrine’s slab has been returned to its rightful place where it will be well guarded for all time.

Mario: That’s good! Also, I wonder where Bowser is...

The camera cuts to the tomb of King Herobrine where it zooms up to the golden slab engraved in the tomb. However, the symbol of Herobrine on the slab has been replaced with a screaming image of Bowser.

Bowser: (trapped in the slab) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What’s your offer?

THE END

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STORY 9: Five Nights at Mario's!

Synopsis: At a pizzeria resturaunt owned by Mario called Mario's Spaghetteria, Brooklyn Guy who was working as an employee got promoted to the night shift. His goal is to watch animatronic versions of Mario and his friends throughout the night and make sure nobody tries to break in. However, the animatronics start roaming around the facility at night. Can Brooklyn Guy survive the night?

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At a local establishment called Mario’s Spaghetteria, the scene transitions to night time. The camera cuts into the security office where Brooklyn Guy is with the owner of the store, Mario.

7:00 PM

Mario: Ok, Brooklyn Guy. As part of your promotion, you will take the night shift!

Brooklyn Guy: Sweet!

Mario: The best part is you will be payed 40 bucks for the shift every week!

Brooklyn Guy: I’ll do my best!

Mario: Just be careful! The robots act very weird at these hours...

Mario laughs as he walks out of the restaurant and locks the doors.

A few hours later.

12 AM

Brooklyn Guy is in his office.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, with this security system, I can watch every single room in the restaurant.

Brooklyn Guy switch on the dining room camera before switching to the register camera, kitchen camera A, kitchen camera B, Storage camera, bathroom camera, bathroom camera B, and switches to the stage area, containing robot versions of Mario, Black Yoshi, Shrek, and Jeffy.

Brooklyn Guy: Those must be the robots. This will be very boring.

Suddenly, one of the office doors open and shut, and the lights flicker for a bit.

Brooklyn Guy: Looks like a power malfunction.

Brooklyn Guy switches on the storage camera, bathroom camera, bathroom camera B, and back to the stage area, however, Robot Black Yoshi is missing.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT THE F***?! ROBOT BLACK YOSHI ISN’T THERE!

Brooklyn Guy switches on the dining room camera, register camera, and finds Robot Black Yoshi in the kitchen camera,

Brooklyn Guy: THERE IT IS!

The lights shut off.

After a moment, Robot Black Yoshi screams.

Brooklyn Guy: AAAHHHH!

Brooklyn Guy switches on the bathroom camera.

Brooklyn Fuy: Better keep watching...

Brooklyn Fuy switches on the bathroom camera B, and the stage area, but notices Robot Jeffy is now missing.

Brooklyn Guy: Jeffy’s Robot is now missing.

Brooklyn Guy switches on the kitchen camera, and finds Robot Jeffy on the register camera.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT IS IT DOING THERE?!

The lights shut off. Robot Jeffy starts running around the dining room camera.

Brooklyn Guy: Where did it go-

Robot Jeffy suddenly appears and screams into the camera.

Brooklyn Guy: AAAHHHH!

After a moment, Robot Black Yoshi suddenly appears in front of the back door and screams.

Brooklyn Guy: AAHHHHH!

Brooklyn Guy quickly shuts the door.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT WAS THAT?!

The lights turn back on.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok. Power is back.

Brooklyn Guy switches on the bathroom camera, janitor camera, and on to the stage camera. This time, Robot Mario is missing.

Brooklyn Gy: There goes another...

Brooklyn Guy switches on the kitchen camera, storage camera, and the bathroom camera A. Suddenly Robot Mario enters the bathroom.

Brooklyn Guy: What is it doing in the bathroom?

Brooklyn Guy switches to Bathroom camera B and sees Robot Mario pooping in the toilet.

Brooklyn Guy: EW!

Robot Mario ejects a newspaper out of his chest and begins reading it.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok...

The lights turn off.

Brooklyn Guy: What is with the power in this place?!

Brooklyn Guy switches to the stage area, and notices Robot Shrek is gone.

Brooklyn Guy: Shrek’s Robot is gone too!

Robot Shrek pops out of the front door and screams.

Brooklyn Guy: AAAAHHHHH!

Brooklyn Guy shuts the door.

Brooklyn Guy: THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!

Brooklyn Guy switches to the bathroom camera B, dining room camera, and finds Robot Shrek in the storage room. Robot Shrek farts before Brooklyn Guy switches to the stage camera, finds Robot Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty in the kitchen camera B, and switches to Bathroom camera B where Robot Mario is putting the newspaper back into himself and is leaving. As Robot Mario is leaving, he is knocked down by Robot Jeffy, before getting back up and leaving.

Brooklyn Guy: These robots are getting weird...

Brooklyn Guy switches to the dining room camera, finds Robot Black Yoshi on Kichen camera A, finds Robot Mario dancing do the Mario in the janitor camera, the register camera, the storage camera, and finds Robot Shrek in the bathroom camera A. Much to Brooklyn Guy’s shock, Robot Shrek bends over and poops with the stream of poop flying into the toilet.

Rooklyn Guy: EWW! SICK! Brooklyn Guy switches to the dining area camera, kitchen camera, storage camera, bathroom camera, the stage camera, and the janitor camera. Brooklyn Guy becomes confused when he doesn’t find any of the robots.

Brooklyn Guy: Where the heck are those robots?

Suddenly, the power turns off.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT THE?!

The door opens, and Robot Mario, Shrek, Black Yoshi, and Jeffy enter and surround Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Brooklyn Guy screams as the robots rip him to pieces, as the screen fades to red. Once it fades back, there is blood on the chair where Brooklyn Guy was sitting. The camera zooms out to reveal it is shown on a camera, The camera cuts to Goodman watching the footage of Brooklyn Guy’s murder and laughs evilly.

Goodman: Phase 1 of my plan is successful! MUHAHAHAHAH!

THE END?

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STORY 10: 3 AM at Joseph’s House!

Synopsis: Joseph invites his friends Junior and Cody to stay at his house for the night. Junior and Cody don’t want to go considering the last time they were at his house, Joseph manages to get them to come by having them stay in his house at 3 AM for the entire night, and the one remaining in the house will win 100 dollars. However, during the challenge, Junior and Cody discover something unsettling about Joseph...

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Junior is watching TV with Joseph and Cody.

Junior: I’m waiting for Doofy the Dragon to come on.

Doofy the Dragon: Hey kids! It’s me! Doofy the Dragon! And today, I’m going to jump into this filled bathtub with an electric toaster! Here I go!

Doofy jumps into the bathtub with the toaster and is electrocuted to death.

Doofy: YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Junior: AAHAAHAHA! THAT’S SO FUNNY, DOOFY!

Cody: But he dies in like every episode! He’s like Kenny from South Park.

Junior: Well, right now I’m getting bored.

Cody: Want to go to my house?

Junior: No, Cody! We can’t go to your house because your parents are weird!

Cody: Ok.

Joseph: Want to go to my house?

Junior and Cody: NO!

Joseph: Why?

Junior: THE LAST TIME WE WERE THERE, IT WAS A LIVING NIGHTMARE! THERE WAS LIKE THE DEAD MOM, YOUR DAD TURNING INTO A GHOST, YOUR DEAD FISH, NO POWER, AND OTHER SCARY STUFF!

Cody: He actually has a point, Joseph.

Joseph: Well, how about this? If you guys come to my house and stay there during 3 AM, and whoever is still in the house when the night ends will win 100 dollars!

Junior: That’s a lot of cash! Sure, I’ll go!

Cody: Are you sure, Junior?

Junior: I’m going to get that 100 dollars!

Cody: It’s on!

Joseph: Come with me!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody head to Joseph’s house.

A few minutes later.

Joseph: We’re here!

Junior: Still run down like last time...

Joseph: Let’s go inside!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody enter.

Cody: You still didn’t get power here?

Junior notices the plastic skeleton Joseph thought was his mom nailed to the wall.

Junior: Joseph, Why is the skeleton now on the wall.

Joseph: Oh, I just hang it there for decoration!

Joseph grabs a fire axe and starts hitting the skeleton with it.

Joseph: Can’t believe she abandoned me for a winning lottery ticket...

Cody: What?

Joseph: Nothing! Let’s just wait until 3 AM.

Junior: Ok.

Joseph pulls out some wooden boards and laughs evilly as he boards the doors shut...

A few hours later.

3 AM

Joseph: Ok! It’s 3 AM! Time to see who can not get scared!

Cody: I though you said whoever leaves the house loses.

Joseph: I just decided to board the doors shut to keep robbers from getting in.

Cody: Ok.

Joseph: Time for you to start! Be careful, because a lot of scary stuff happens around here!

Joseph laughs as he enters his bedroom and locks the door.

Junior: What does he mean by that?

Cody: I don’t know, Junior-

Suddenly, a demonic laugh is heard.

Cody: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Demonic Voice: WHO DARES ENTER MY HOUSE WITHOUT PERMISSION?!

Junior: I THOUGHT THIS WAS JOSEPH’S HOUSE!

Demonic Voice: I WAS THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE PLACE! NOW YOU... WILL... PPPPAAAAAAAYYYYYY!

The entire house starts shaking, and lots of furniture start to fall over.

Junior: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Demonic Voice: FACE MY WRATH!

Cody: WE GOT TO STOP THAT DEMON!

Junior: I’LL TRY TO FIND IT!

Junior looks around for the source of the voice. Suddenly, the voice seems to get louder as Junior gets close to the couch.

Junior: What the?

Junior looks behind the couch and sees the voice was being caused by a voice box on demon voice mode. When Junior turns it off, it switches to Joseph’s voice.

Joseph: YOU WILL ALL PAY-

Junior: Joseph?!

Joseph: Oh! Hey dude!

Junior: It was you that was the demon?!

Joseph: Yes! You have passed the first challenge!

Junior: Why was the house shaking?!

Joseph: I just put some generators in the attic to cause the floor to shake! Get ready for Round 2!

The voice box shuts off as Joseph laughs evilly.

Junior: Why is Joseph doing this?!

Suddenly, the skeleton jumps off of the wall, and the skeleton of Joseph’s dog Mr. Bones comes to life.

Junior: WHY ARE THOSE SKELETONS MOVING?!

Mr. Bones: Ahhh... Fresh meat...

Junior: IS THAT THE DOG?!

Mr. Bones charges at Junior who moves out of the way causing Mr. Bones to break part of the wall.

Mr. Bones: I NEED YOUR FLESH!

The plastic skeleton starts chasing Cody.

Cody: AAAHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!

Skeleton: GET OVER HERE!

Cody notices a hammer.

Cody: THE HAMMER!

Cody grabs the hammer.

Skeleton: GOT YOU!

Cody: AAHHH!

Cody throws the hammer at the skeleton and the hammer causes the skeleton to break into pieces, killing it.

Junior: GET THIS DOG AWAY FROM ME!

Mr. Bones: HUNGRY FOR FLESH!

Junior notices a large tv.

Junior: I’LL USE THE TV!

Mr. Bones: FRESH MEAT!

Junior throws the Tv on Mr. Bones, crushing and killing him.

Joseph: Congratulations! That’s Round 2 complete! Who’s ready for the final round?!

Junior: JOSEPH! THIS IS CRAZY!

Joseph: I KNOW! For the final round, you must go into the basement and find an axe to break down the door. Whoever finds the axe and escapes wins! GO!

The basement door opens and Junior and Cody enter.

Junior: Ok! We have to find the axe!

Cody: On it!

Junior and Cody start searching for the ax.

Joseph: OH YEAH, I ALSO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IF YOU TAKE TOO LONG, THE FIRE WILL KILL YOU! GOOD LOOK! MUUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

Junior: WHAT?!

Cody: WE MUST FIND THE AXE!

Junior: I FOUND IT!

Cody: HURRY! WE MUST GET TO THE DOOR!

Junior: What’s in there?!

Junior points at a strange door.

Cody: Let’s find out!

Junior and Cody enter the door.

Joseph: WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DON’T GO IN THERE!

Junior and Cody go down the stairs into the strange room and when they reach the bottom, they scream when they see the corpse of Joseph’s dad with an axe stuck in his stomach. Around the table are dozens of bodies with the words Junior is all mine written in blood on the wall.

Junior: WHAT IS THIS?!

Joseph suddenly appears.

Joseph: I see you found my secret...

Cody: JOSEPH! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Joseph: Basically, I was actually in love with Junior...

Junior: YOU WHAT?!

Joseph: Well, ever since we met, I started falling in love with you, however a saw other gay people wanted to love you as well and I couldn’t let that get in the way of our relationship! So I killed all of them so I can have you to myself! And ever since Cody was in love with you, I have been planning to kill him and get you to myself!

Cody: WHAT?!

Joseph pulls the axe out of his dad’s corpse.

Joseph: Since you discovered the truth... IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Junior: RUN!

Junior and Cody run out of the room with Joseph chasing them.

Junior: Quick! Open the door!

Cody breaks down the front door with the axe.

Junior: THERE’S SOME COPS!

Brooklyn Guy: What’s going on over there?

Junior: OUR FRIEND IS TRYING TO KILL US!

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Cody: HELP!

Joseph has grabbed Cody and is holding the axe against the neck.

Brooklyn Guy: YOU! LET THAT KID GO!

Joseph: NEVER! I WANT JUNIOR ALL TO MYSELF! ME!

Brooklyn Guy: JUST PUT THE KID DOWN AND THERE WILL BE NO TROUBLE!

Cody: JOSEPH, LISTEN!

Joseph: NO! DIE!

Joseph decapitates Cody with the ax, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Brooklyn Guy: OPEN FIRE!

The police shoot at Joseph and Joseph is killed by the bullets.

Joseph: Noooooo...

Joseph dies from the gunshots.

Brooklyn Guy: We need backup to clear the bodies and take this kid home.

Junior gets into the police car and is driven back home while the police gather the bodies of Joseph and Cody as Brooklyn Guy and Simmons investigate the house.

THE END

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STORY 11: Chronicle! (based off the movie)

Synopsis: Junior, Joseph, and Cody decide to go record a video out in the woods, however while there, Joseph falls into a hole and when Junior and Cody follow him, they discover a lot of nuclear waste. While they are looking at it, the nuclear waste explodes sending Junior and his friends back to the surface. After getting back to the surface, Junior and his friends see that the nuclear waste gave them superpowers. Junior can run really fast, Joseph can fly, and Cody can alter reality. However, Cody starts to abuse his powers, and becomes a power hungry madman and Junior and Joseph must stop him!

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Junior and his friends are watching Doofy the Dragon.

Doofy: Hey kids! It is me, Doofy the Dragon! And today, I’m going to try to catch a fish while dressed as a worm. Here I go!

Doofy runs to the end of the dock dressed as a worm and starts dancing.

Doofy: HERE FISHY FISHY! COME HERE FISHY FISHY!

Suddenly, a shark jumps out of the water and eats Doofy alive.

Doofy: AAAHAHHHHHHH!!!

Junior: AHAHAHAH! THAT’S SO FUNNY, DOOFY!

Cody: Hey guys.

Junior: What is it, Cody?

Cody: Well, I want to record this video where me and Ken are making out, and I want to record it in the woods, so can we go there, and you can help me record?

Junior: Sure!

Cody: Ok. I got the camera!

Junior, Cody, and Joseph leave the house and head to the woods.

A few minutes later.

Junior: Ok! We’re at the woods!

Cody: You holding the camera?

Junior: Yes!

Cody: Ok.

Joseph: I can’t watch this so I’m going to look away.

Junior: Ok. You go do that.

Joseph runs to some bushes.

Joseph: There is no way I’m watching that-

Suddenly, the ground breaks underneath Joseph and he falls into the hole.

Joseph: AAAHHH!

Junior: WHAT THE F***?!

Cody: JUNIOR! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Junior: I DON’T KNOW! JOSEPH JUST FELL DOWN A HOLE!

Cody: WELL, WE MUST GO AFTER HIM!

Junior: Fine.

Junior and Cody head to the hole.

Junior: I wonder how deep that hole is.

Cody: I guess we go down then.

Junior and Cody enter the hole and fall to the bottom.

Cody: OW! That was a hard landing.

Junior: JOSEPH! WHERE ARE YOU AT?

Joseph: I’M OVER HERE!

Junior: Found you!

Joseph: How do we get out?!

Cody: I don’t know- Wait, what is that?

Junior, Joseph, and Cody notice a bunch of nuclear waste barrels.

Cody: What does that say?

Cody looks at one of the barrels and it says Property of Goodman’s Nuclear Plants.

Cody: I guess Goodman dumped these down here.

Junior: Is one of these barrels pulsing?

Cody: JUNIOR! DON’T GET NEAR THAT-

Suddenly, the barrels of nuclear waste explode and sends Junior, a Joseph, and Cody back to the surface.

Goodman: Ok! Time to dump some more nuclear waste down this hole-

Suddenly, a huge fountain of nuclear waste bursts out of the hole and incinerates Goodman.

A few hours later.

Junior: What happened?

Joseph: Man. That was crazy!

Cody: I guess we got sent back to the surface.

Junior: Well, I’m going to go home. I’ll see you later!

Junior starts to head home, but stops when he sees he is suddenly running extremely fast.

Junior: What the?

Cody: Junior! Did you run that fast?

Junior: How did that happen?

Joseph: Well, that’s pretty weird-

Joseph notices a dollar bill stuck in a tree.

Joseph: A DOLLAR! Joseph jumps to grab the dollar, but suddenly starts flying very high.

Joseph: WHAT THE?!

Cody: JOSEPH! YOU’RE FLYING!

Joseph: This is pretty cool!

Cody: I’m guessing that nuclear waste gave us superpowers! I wonder what power I got.

Cody points at a cloud.

Cody: Guys! Look at the cloud-

Suddenly, the cloud rips in half,

Cody: Wait! Did I do that?

Cody waves his hand at a tree, splitting it in half.

Cody: WOAH! I CAN ALTER REALITY!

Junior: Well, I’ll see you tomorrow!

Junior runs back to his house and arrives in a matter of seconds.

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! Dinner is ready!

Junior: Ok!

Junior heads to the table and on his plate is a whole pizza,

Junior: That looks good!

Chef Pee Pee: I hope you enjoy it-

Chef Pee Pee becomes shocked when Junior eats all the pizza slices in a second.

Chef Pee Pee: What the?! How did you do it that fast?!

Junior: Well, it’s a long story.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait a minute- Hey, Junior. Think you can clean the dishes for me?

Junior: Ok!

Junior runs into the kitchen and cleans all the dishes and puts them away at a very fast speed.

Chef Pee Pee: Now I need you to massage my feet!

Junior: On it!

Junior massages Chef Pee Pee’s feet, but does it so fast, his feet catch fire.

Chef Pee Pee: WOAH! TOO FAST!

Chef Pee Pee sticks his feet into the water.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok! That’s all for now, Junior!

Junior: See you later!

Junior runs really fast into his bedroom, running so fast all the pictures in the hallway fall off.

Bowser: Did I just see my son run really fast?! Probably just my imagination...

Meanwhile, Joseph is flying to his house.

Joseph: Man, I’m starting to get hungry.

Joseph looks down and sees a hot dog cart.

Joseph: HOT DOGS!

Joseph flys down and while the vendor is looking away, Joseph flys off with the entire cart.

Vendor: WHAT THE?!

Joseph lands at his house, and enters with the cart.

Joseph: I’m having lots of hot dogs tonight!

Meanwhile, at Cody’s house, Cody is in his bedroom.

Cody: This is very cool having these powers!

Tyrone: Cody! Your food is ready!

Cody: Well, I don’t feel like getting out of bed, but what if...

Cody raises his hand and in the kitchen, Cody’s dinner floats out of the kitchen, and upstairs.

Tyrone: What the?! I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that...

Cody’s dinner floats into Cody’s room while the door opens by itself. When it reaches his bed, Cody eats the food.

Cody: This is so good!

Cody suddenly looks at Ken.

Cody: What was that, Ken? You want some expensive clothes? Where am I going to get the money for that?

Cody suddenly gets an idea.

Cody: I know...

Cody laughs evilly as the screen fades to black.

The next day.

Junior runs out of his house in a few seconds, and meets with Joseph outside.

Junior: Hey, Joseph, have you seen Cody?

Joseph: I don’t know. He should’ve been with me at this time.

Suddenly, Junior and Joseph hear the news channel music.

Joseph: THAT MUST BE THE NEWS!

Junior runs into the living room, while Joseph flys onto the couch.

Junior: What is the news about today?

Tito: BREAKING NEWS! It has been reported that a magikoopa by the name of Cody Nutkiss has robbed the Goodman Bank and Trust headquarters and stole all of the money. The police have been trying to stop him, but he has like reality bending powers. Wait, what are you doing? STAY BACK!

Tito screams as Cody uses his powers to disintegrate Tito.

Cody: UNLIMITED POWER!

Cody uses his power on the camera shattering it, and cutting off the feed.

Junior: WAS THAT CODY?!

Joseph: DUDE! WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!

Junior: RIGHT!

Junior and Joseph head out of the house to stop Cody.

A few SECONDS later.

Junior and Joseph arrive at the Goodman Bank and Trust headquarters and discovers Cody disintegrating several officers.

Brooklyn Guy: PUT THE MONEY DOWN AND COME WITH-

Brooklyn Guy screams when Cody rips in into pieces with his powers.

Junior: CODY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Cody: Enjoying my new powers!

Joseph: BY ROBBING A BANK?!

Cody: I needed clothes for Ken!

Junior: CODY! YOU HAVE TO STOP NOW!

Cody: NEVER! DIE!

Cody fires blasts at Junior, but he dodges with his super speed.

Cody: YOU TOO, JOSEPH!

Cody fires at Joseph, but he flies out of the way.

Cody: KEN WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!

Cody uses his powers on Ken, bringing him to life, and mutating into a bloated, and dark version of himself.

Cody: KILL THEM!

Dark Ken: As you command...

Dark Ken battles Junior and Joseph.

Junior: KEN IS TOO STRONG!

Joseph: I’LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!

Joseph notices a TNT truck nearby.

Joseph: Hey, Ken! I bet you can’t kill me!

Dark Ken: OH REALLY?!

Dark Ken sets himself on fire and chases Joseph.

Joseph: OVER HERE!

Joseph flies into the TNT truck and Dark Ken lands in the truck, but his burning form detonates the TNT.

Joseph: OH SHI-

The TNT truck explodes blowing Joseph and Dark Ken into pieces.

Junior: JOSEPH! NO!

Cody: YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND! YOU ARE SO GOING TO DIE!

Cody chases Junior throughout the city, and is eventually cornered at the top of a construction sight.

Cody: YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING KEN!

Junior: I’m sorry to do this, Cody...

Cody lunges at Junior, but Junior knocks himself and Cody off the scaffolding.

Junior: THE WOODCHIPPER!

Cody: WHAT?!

Junior lands onto a mattress safely, but Cody falls into the wood chipper and is shredded alive.

Cody: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Cody is killed as chunks of his body spill out of the woodchipper.

Junior: I’m sorry Cody...

Suddenly, police show up.

M&M’s Chief: Hey, Kid. You are going to have to come with us-

Suddenly, Junior kicks a nearby beam creating a lot of dust blinding the cops.

M&M’s Chief: GET HIM!

The police shoot at Junior, but ultimately, Junior uses his super speed to run off.

Simmons: He got away.

M&M’s Chief: WELL, FIND HIM!

A few hours later.

Junior runs into the area, he, Joseph and Cody got their powers. Junior is holding the camera Cody had, and starts recording.

Junior: Hey. Well, by the time you are watching this, I will be very far away. Since both of my friends are now dead, I am heading off to find out what was exactly in the nuclear waste that gave us the powers. I will see you all sometime.

Junior puts the camera near a tree and leaves it recording as he runs off into the woods...

THE END

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STORY 12: The House Payment!

Synopsis: Goodman arrives to Mario’s house to get his house payment, Due to all the times Goodman threatened him, and stole his money, Mario refuses to give him the house payment. Goodman went psychotic and started to stalk Mario to get his house payment. Mario must now do something about Goodman to get him to leave.

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Mario is in his living room.

Mario: I wonder what’s on TV.

Suddenly, Mario hears the door knocking.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and finds Goodman.

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I came for your house payment!

Mario: I thought I gave you it yesterday.

Goodman: You did! But I’m here to get another.

Mario: But, you’re already rich, so you don’t to get anymore money because you’re already rich.

Goodman: Mario! There is no limit of how much money I have. I can get richer even though I’m already rich!

Mario: But remember when you stole my check and lottery ticket?

Goodman: Well, life isn’t fair, you know.

Mario: You know what. I’m not giving you the house payment!

Goodman: THE F*** DID YOU SAY?!

Mario: IM NOT GIVING YOU THE HOUSE PAYMENT AND THAT IS FINAL!

Mario slams the door shut.

Goodman: He didn’t give me the house payment... I’m going to get that f***king house payment...

Goodman gets into his car and drives off.

The next day.

Mario: I can’t wait to eat some spaghetti and meatballs-

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door, but nobody is there.

Mario: Hello?

Mario notices a piece of paper on the ground.

Mario: What is that?

Mario picks up the paper and on it reads: GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT! -Goodman.

Mario: ... No.

Mario throws the paper into the fireplace and heads into the kitchen.

The next day.

Mario is at the store.

Mario: Ok. I’m buying Cheerios for Jeffy so he can stick his d*** in the boxes. I might as well also buy more meatballs as well.

Mario grabs a can of meatballs.

Mario: I think this looks good- WHAT THE?!

Mario is shocked to see Goodman on the label. The label reads Chef Goodman’s Give me your house payment flavored meatballs.

Mario: This is getting unsettling. I think I’ll take a break from meatballs for a little bit.

Mario puts the meatballs back on the shelf and leaves.

A few hours later.

Mario is heading to the house with the groceries.

Mario: Finally, I’m back home-

Mario screams when he notices Goodman standing on his lawn.

Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I’M NOT GIVING YOU MY HOUSE PAYMENT! GET OUT!

Goodman doesn’t say anything.

Mario: WHY ARE YOU NOT CUSSING AS USUAL?! GET OUT!

Goodman still doesn’t say anything.

Mario: IF YOU DONT LEAVE THE LAWN RIGHT NOW, IM CALLING THE COPS!

Goodman says nothing.

Mario: YOU STILL DONT WANT TO TALK?! VERY WELL! IM CALLING THE COPS!

Mario enters the house and calls the police.

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey There! What’s the problem?

Mario: My landlord, Goodman has been demanding house payments from me every day, and he won’t leave me alone! I need you to get rid of him!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Brooklyn Guy heads outside and confronts Goodman while Mario watches from the window.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey There. I’m going to need you to get off of Mario’s lawn please-

Suddenly, Goodman pulls out a knife and slits Brooklyn Guy’s throat, killing him.

Mario: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Goodman stares at Mario.

Goodman: Give me my house payment...

Mario: GO AWAY!

Mario shuts the window blinds.

Mario: THIS GUY IS CRAZY! I NEED HIM TO GO AWAY!

Suddenly, Goodman breaks the window with a hammer.

Mario: AAAHHHHH!!!

Goodman: House payment...

Mario: NO!

Mario runs upstairs.

Mario: WHY WONT HE LEAVE?! I NEED GO HIDE SOMEWHERE!

Mario notices the secret door.

Mario: THE SECRET DOOR!

Mario enters the door.

Mario: THERE’S STILL CORPSES IN HERE?!

Mario hears footsteps coming from Goodman.

Goodman: Where are you... I want my house payment...

Mario: Go away...

Suddenly, Goodman starts to break the door down with the hammer.

Mario: OH CRAP!

Mario looks around for something to use on Goodman. He eventually notices Does Bad Things Guy’s saw.

Mario: THE SAW!

Mario grabs the saw just as Goodman sticks his head through the door,

Goodman: HERE’S GOODMAN!

Mario slams the saw into Goodman’s head causing him to fall to the floor.

Mario: YES!

Mario exits the secret door and walks past Goodman, but suddenly Goodman grabs Mario’s leg.

Goodman: GIVE ME THE HOUSE PAYMENT!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario kicks Goodman and runs off.

Goodman: Come here...

Mario: THE ATTIC!

Mario climbs into the attic, but Goodman climbs up as well.

Goodman: GOT YOU! NOW GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT!

Mario: NEVER!

Goodman: Very Well...

Goodman tackles Mario and pulls out a gun, but Mario grabs a bat and strikes Goodman with it.

Goodman: OW!

Mario pushes Goodman out the window, and Goodman lands on the car, and seemingly dies.

Mario: Finally, he’s dead.

A few hours later.

Mario goes to bed.

Mario: Finally, Goodman is taken care of. Now I don’t need to worry about him.

Mario falls asleep, but wakes up when he hears a message on his phone.

Mario: Who’s messaging me?

Mario looks at his phone and screams when he sees a message from a certain somebody...

“Give me your house payment...”

THE END

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STORY 13: Friday The 13th! (My version)

Synopsis: Bowser Junior and his friends go on vacation to a local campsite, However, the camp happens to be Camp Crystal Lake which is inhabited by notorious serial killer, Jason Voorhees. Bowser Junior and his friends must survive Jason’s wrath until help arrives!

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In the living room, Bowser Junior is packing his bags so he can go camping.

Junior: Oh man! I can’t wait to go camping!

Joseph: I know, dude!

Cody: That is going to be the perfect place to make out with Ken!

Junior: Our bus should arrive any minute...

Suddenly, a bus sounds it’s horn.

Simmons: Ok, kids! The bus is here! Time to get on!

Junior: Let’s go, guys!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody enter.

Simmons: Let’s wait for other people.

Meanwhile, Black Yoshi is in the game room playing Call of Duty, when Mario shows up.

Mario: Black Yoshi. You have been playing Call of Duty for months now. I think you should maybe do something outside.

Black Yoshi: But I want to play my Call of Duty!

Mario: Well, I saw that Junior and his friends are going camping so I think you should go with.

Black Yoshi: Why?

Mario: You can do hunting there!

Black Yoshi: Ok! I’ll go!

Mario: Just go to the bus. I’m having Jeffy go as well.

At the bus, Black Yoshi, Jeffy, and Toad have entered the bus.

Mario: We will see you later!

Chef Pee Pee: Yes! No junior for a week!

The bus drives off.

Cody: Hey, bus driver! What camp are we going to?

Simmons: Camp Crystal Lake!

Cody: What?!

Junior: What’s wrong, Cody?

Cody: I heard a lot about Crystal Lake! I heard that place is haunted!

Joseph: How?

Cody: A long time ago, there was this kid named Jason Voorhees who was believed to have drowned in the lake, and his mother went on a killing spree, before one of the counselors killed her. However, it turned out Jason never did drown and when he found out his mother got killed, he went on a killing spree of his own, and it is said every Friday the 13th, he kills anyone who is within Crystal Lake’s boundaries.

Junior: Let’s save these scary stories for later!

Cody: But it’s true!

A few minutes later.

Simmons: Ok kids! We’re here! Time for you to get off!

Everyone gets off the bus.

Simmons: All of you go into the cabins and unpack your things. After that, do what you want.

Everyone enters the cabins.

Simmons: This will be a great break-

Suddenly, a man wearing a hockey mask stabs Simmons with his machete, killing him and drags his corpse away as the kids exit the cabin.

Junior: Everyone. Where’s the bus driver?

Cody: He probably went to pee in the woods.

Junior: Anyone want to swim in the lake?

Everyone: Yes!

Junior: Ok, then!

Everyone leaves to go swim in the lake. Meanwhile, the man who killed Simmons is seen watching them from the bushes before disappearing...

A few hours later.

Junior: Ok. So what do we do now?

Black Yoshi: I’m going to go hunt for animals!

Junior: Ok. You go do that.

Black Yoshi runs into the woods with his gun.

Black Yoshi: Ok. Time to shoot some animals.

Black Yoshi notices a deer and kills it with his gun.

Black Yoshi: Yes! Got one!

Suddenly, something is heard moving in the bushes.

Black Yoshi: Who’s there?

The bushes continue making noise.

Black Yoshi: Show yourself before I start shooting!

The bushes continue moving.

Black Yoshi: I warned you!

Black Yoshi begins shooting all over the place, but suddenly the man who killed Simmons grabs Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: What the?!

The man knocks Black Yoshi over and Black Yoshi screams as the man drags him by the leg into the bushes as the gunshots stop.

Meanwhile, Junior, Joseph, Cody, Toad, and Jeffy are at the camp base.

Junior: Hey, has anyone seen Black Yoshi?

Toad: No.

Junior: Well, does anyone want to go into the woods to find Black Yoshi?

Toad: I think I can go.

Junior: Ok. You go.

Toad: Ok.

Toad enters the woods.

Toad: Black Yoshi! Where are you?

Toad gets no response.

Toad: It’s me, Toad!

Toad gets no response.

Toad: Are you there?

Toad suddenly hears footsteps.

Toad: I found you!

Toad runs to the source of the footsteps, but screams when he sees the man who killed Simmons killing Black a Yoshi by slicing off his flesh. After killing Black Yoshi, the man looks at Toad and starts walking towards him.

Toad: OH CRAP!

Toad runs into the woods with the man chasing after him.

Toad: I NEED TO HIDE SOMEWHERE!

Toad notices a tree and hides behind it, only for the man to slice it in half with his machete.

Toad: NO!

Toad runs further into the woods, but notices a shack.

Toad: What is that?

Toad enters the shack.

Toad: I wonder who lives here.

Toad notices a door and enters it, but screams when he comes across a table with Jason’s mother’s decomposing head on the table surrounded by many killed people including Simmons.

Toad: WHAT THE-

Suddenly, the man grabs Toad, grabs a nearby fishing pole and uses its line to strangle Toad to death.

Back at the campgrounds.

Junior: Now Toad is missing!

Cody: Well, me and Joseph are going to enter the cabin to get our stuff. You and Jeffy, stay outside.

Jeffy: Ok.

Cody and Joseph enter the cabin.

Joseph: What do you think happened to Black Yoshi and Toad?

Cody: I wonder if they were killed by Jason.

Joseph: It’s just a myth, Cody!

Cody: But there’s a chance- JOSEPH! BEHIND YOU!

Joseph: What-

The man grabs Joseph and rips off his head, killing him.

Cody: IT’S JASON!

Cody kicks Jason in the crotch and runs out of the cabin. Jason gets up and chases Cody.

Junior: Cody! What’s happening?

Cody: JASON WAS IN THERE! AND HE KILLED JOSEPH!

Junior: WHAT?!

Jason exits the cabin and throws his machete at Jeffy and it hits him in the face, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Cody: RUN!

Junior and Cody run throughout the camp with Jason chasing them.

Cody: LET’S HIDE IN THAT CABIN!

Junior and Cody enter a cabin, but scream and run out when they see a Black Yoshi’s corpse hung on the wall.

Junior: BLACK YOSHI’S DEAD?!

Junior and Cody run into another cabin, but exit upon finding Toad’s corpse.

Junior: OH CRAP! JASON’S REAL!

Junior and Cody run into several cabins with Jason behind them in a chase sequence similar to Scooby Doo.

Cody: WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO STOP HIM-

Suddenly, Jason impales Cody with his machete, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Jason corners Junior.

Junior: NO! GO AWAY! WHAT CAN I USE ON HIM?!

Junior notices a nearby knife.

Junior: PERFECT!

Junior grabs the knife.

Junior: STAY BACK! I’M WARNING YOU!

Jason continues walking towards Junior, and Junior stabs Jason in the mask with the knife, and Jason falls to the ground.

Junior: DIE!

Junior stabs Jason repeatably until Jason stops moving.

Junior: Finally, he’s dead...

Junior runs outside when he hears some police sirens.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey. We received reports of a murder spree happening here.

Junior: YES! YOU’RE HERE! COME INSIDE! THE KILLER IS RIGHT HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Junior enters the cabin with Brooklyn Guy.

Junior: Ok! He’s right over- WHAT THE?!

Junior becomes shocked to see Jason’s body has suddenly disappeared.

Brooklyn Guy: There sure was a body there.

Junior: BUT IM SERIOUS! JASON WAS RIGHT HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait... WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?!

Junior: I USED IT TO KILL THE KILLER!

Brooklyn Guy: WELL, I THINK YOU USED IT TO MURDER THE OTHER CAMPERS! YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!

Junior: BUT I DIDNT DO IT!

Junior tries to run, but Brooklyn Guy tasers him.

Brooklyn Guy: Why do I always taser people who try to run away..

Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car.

Junior: BUT IM INNOCENT! I TELL YOU! INNOCENT!

Brooklyn Guy drives Junior to prison.

Junior: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

After Brooklyn Guy left with Junior, another bus containing a new group of kids arrives in the camp.

Bus Driver: Ok kids! Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake!

All the kids start to get off the bus, but unaware to them, Jason who is still alive is watching them from the bushes.

Jason: Time to kill more kids...

Jason disappears into the woods...

THE END

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STORY 14: The Neighbors! (An SML and Titototter crossover)

Synopsis: Sonic and his friends from Titototter move into Mario’s neighborhood as his friend’s next door neighbors. However, Bowser Junior noticed Jet dragging a bloody garbage bag into the basement at night. Junior tries to find out exactly what Sonic and his friends are doing...

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Junior is in the living room with Joseph and Cody.

Junior: So Guy’s, what do you want to do today?

Joseph: I think we should play Nintendo Switch!

Cody: Yes!

Junior: Ok.

Downstairs, Mario is on the couch with Jeffy.

Jeffy: Hey, daddy. What doing?

Mario: Just watching TV.

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and Goodman is outside.

Goodman: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Did you come for my house payment?

Goodman: Actually, no. I came to tell you that some people are moving into the house next door.

Mario: WOW! That’s pretty cool!

Goodman: I just came to tell you that. I’ll see you later! By the way, your house payment is tomorrow.

Goodman gets into his car and drives off.

Mario: I wonder when they will arrive.

The next day.

Woody is outside hunting Shrimpos until he notices a blue car pull up to the house next to Mario’s.

Woody: That must be the new neighbors! I’d better tell Mario!

Woody enters the house.

Woody: Mario! The neighbors are here!

Mario: Nice!

Mario heads outside to meet the new neighbors. The driver exits the car and it turns out to be Sonic.

Mario: Hi, there! Are you my new neighbor?

Sonic: Yes! My name is Sonic!

Mario: Nice to meet you!

Sonic: These are my friends who are living with me. There’s Tails, Jet, Knuckles, Shadow, Panda and Monkey.

Monkey: ONIONS!

Mario: Is that all he says?

Sonic: Pretty much.

Mario: Well, it’s nice to see you living here!

Sonic: Want to have dinner at my house, tonight?

Mario: Sure!

Sonic: I’ll see you tonight.

Mario: Later!

Mario and Sonic go back into their houses.

The next day.

Junior: So guys, how do you like the new neighbors?

Cody: I think they’re pretty cool.

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Suddenly, a man screaming is heard.

Junior: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Cody: IT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME FROM SONIC’S HOUSE!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody look out the window and notice Jet dragging a bloody trash bag into the basement.

Jet: Got to get this in before anyone sees...

Jet drags the bag into the basement and shuts the doors.

Junior: Did you see him with that bloody trash bag?!

Cody: We need to tell the others!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody run into Bowser’s room.

Junior: DAD!

Bowser: What is it, Junior? I’m trying to watch Charleyyy!

Junior: I saw one of Sonic’s friends holding a bloody trash bag!

Bowser: Are you making this up?

Junior: I’m not!

Bowser: Just get out of here!

Junior and his friends head back to the game room.

Junior: Well my dad didn’t believe me!

Cody: How are we going to prove it?

Junior: I know! While everyone is asleep, we will sneak out of the house and break into Sonic’s basement that way we can see what they are doing!

Joseph: That’s a great idea!

Cody: I’ll see you guys tonight.

Junior: See you later!

Joseph and Cody leave.

Junior: I wonder what Sonic and his friends are doing down there...

A few hours later.

Everyone has gone to sleep except for Junior. Junior gets a message from Joseph that tells him they are outside. Junior proceeds to throw his bedsheets out the window and use them to climb to the bottom.

Junior: Ok guys! It’s time to see what’s in there.

Cody: Ok!

Junior heads to the front door and notices the door is unlocked.

Junior: Yes! The door is unlocked!

Junior and his friends sneak into Sonic’s house.

Junior: Time to see what is in here.

Junior, Joseph, and Cody sneak towards the basement and eventually come to the door.

Junior: We found it...

Junior grabs the doorknob, but it’s locked.

Junior: It’s locked?!

Sonic: WHAT AFE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

Junior screams when he sees Sonic behind them with a knife.

Junior: RUN!

Junior, Joseph, and Cosy run from Sonic.

Sonic: DONT LET THEM ESCAPE!

Panda, Monkey, Tails, and Knuckles appear and chase after Junior and his friends.

Monkey: ONIONS!

Tails: COME BACK HERE!

Knuckles: TALK TO MY FIST!

Panda: GET OVER HERE!

Junior: I SEE THE DOOR!

Junior and his friends run out of the door, but suddenly Panda tackles Joseph.

Joseph: OH NO!

Panda violently swipes his claws at Joseph and bites on his flesh, killing him. (Is this like the 7th time he died?)

Junior: NO!

Cody: KEEP RUNNING!

Junior and Cody suddenly run into Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: What were you doing breaking into that guy’s house?!

Junior: BUT THEY ARE KILLERS! SEE! THEY JUST KILLED JOSEPH!

Brooklyn Guy looks at Panda, but Panda has eaten Joseph’s corpse before Brooklyn Guy can see it.

Brooklyn Guy: Right... I’m going to take you back to your house, but I better not catch you breaking in again!

Brooklyn Guy takes Junior and Cody back to Mario’s house.

The next day,

Bowser: JUNIOR! I CANT BELIEVE YOU BROKE INTO OUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE!

Junior: BUT HE WAS A KILLER!

Bowser: STOP LYING! YOU ARE STAYING IN YOUR ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! IM ALSO BOARDING THE WINDOWS AND LOCKING THE DOOR!

Bowser chases Junior into his room and boards the windows and locks the door.

Junior: Dang it! How will I prove Sonic is a murderer?

Junior notices his phone.

Junior: I think I can call Cody and tell him to bring a crowbar. We can finally prove Sonic is a murderer since we can use the crowbar to break into the basement.

A few hours later.

Junior: Ok. Cody should arrive now,

Cody is heard outside the door.

Cody: Junior! I got the crowbar!

Junior: Ok! Smash the door open!

Cody smashes the door open and Junior exits.

Junior: Now lets head to the basement-

Suddenly, Bowser appears in the hallway.

Bowser: JUNIOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR ROOM?!! IM SO REPLACING THAT DOOR WITH STONE! COME HERE!

Junior: CODY! GIVE ME THE CROWBAR!

Junior takes the crowbar.

Bowser: COME OVER HERE!

Bowser charges at Junior but Junior knocks him out with the crowbar.

Junior: RUN!

Junior and Cody run downstairs.

Bowser: EVERYONE! STOP THEM!

Mario and the others chase Junior and Cody over to Sonic’s house,

Mario: Come back here!

Junior: QUICK! THE BASEMENT!

Junior uses the crowbar and opens the basement door.

Junior: NOW!

Junior and Cody run into the basement and scream when they discover a bunch of dead bodies hung on the wall.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Bowser: WHAT IS ALL THIS?!

Sonic: I see you made it into my basement...

Mario: SONIC! WHAT’S THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?!

Sonic: Well, basically me and my friends have been killing people so we can steal their stuff and sell them on the black market... Since you discovered the truth, it’s time for you to DIE!

Sonic pulls out a gun and begins shooting at Mario and the others.

Mario: RUN!

Mario and the others run with a Sonic shooting at them.

Sonic: DONT LET THEM GET AWAY!

Sonic’s friends show up.

Tails: I’LL GET THEM!

Knuckles: COME HERE!

Tails and Knuckes chase after the others, but are both shot and killed by Black Yoshi.

Sonic: NO! PANDA! KILL THEM!

Panda chases after Mario, but Mario grabs a fire flower, turns into Fire Mario and fires a fireball at Panda, killing and turning him into fried panda legs.

Sonic: YOU BARBARIAN! MONKEY! NOW!

Monkey: ONIONS!

Monkey jumps on Shrek’s head and pounds on it, only for Jeffy to stab Monkey with his pencil, killing him.

Sonic: SHADOW! JET! KILL THEM!

Shadow: On it!

Jet: CA-CAW!

Shadow and Jet attack Bowser, but are killed by Shrek crushing them with his weight.

Sonic: YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME!

Sonic pulls out a Sonic drive-in cheeseburger and eats it, turning into Super Cinos.

Super Cinos: FACE THE WRATH OF SUPER CINOS!

Mario: Really? Cinos is Sonic backwards.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BREAKING INTO THAT GUY’S HOUSE?! YOU ARE SO COMING WITH-

Brooklyn Guy gets distintergrated by Super Cinos.

Super Cinos: YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED!

Super Cinos fires blasts at Mario and the others, but eventually Mario grabs a poison mushroom and throws it into Super Cino’s mouth, turning him back into Sonic.

Sonic: NO! MY POWERS!

Mario: TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Mario grabs Sonic and throws him into the road where he is run over by a car and killed.

Jackie Chu: WOAH! I JUST KILL BLUE HEDGEHOG CAUAE MY EYES ARE SQUINTED! WELL HE DUMB! NO PHD FOR HIM!

Mario: Well, Finally they’re taken care of...

Junior: We might as well call the authorities.

Mario: Ok.

THE END

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STORY 15: Graveyard Shift! (Part 1)

Synopsis: Simmons gets a job as the grave digger at the graveyard. However, Simmons accidentally gets himself trapped in a coffin. Simmons must try to survive until help arrives!

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At his house, Simmons is looking through the newspaper.

Simmons: Ok, I’m trying to look for a job since I got fired from the police for stealing donuts during the dayshift.

Eventually, Simmons finds an ad for grave digging.

Simmons: WOW! I found an application for grave digger. I’ll go apply for that!

Simmons leaves his house to go apply.

A few hours later.

Simmons arrives to the graveyard.

Simmons: Ok! It’s midnight so it’s time for me to dig the corpses and sent them to the morgue.

Simmons heads to a grave marked Onion Cream 2018-2018 He was such a horrible troll.

Simmons: Time to dig this up...

Simmons digs the grave and puts the corpse of Onion Cream into the bag.

Simmons: Ok! That’s the first body.

Simmons eventually comes across an open grave with no corpse in the coffin.

Simmons: What the? Apparently, someone must’ve stole the corpse. Maybe the police will take care of that-

Suddenly, a shadowed man (not the one from Badman’s Legacy teaser) knocks Simmons out with a flashlight and knocks him into the coffin, closes it, and buries it.

1 hour later.

Simmons wakes up to see he is trapped in the coffin.

Simmons: WHAT THE?! WHERE AM I?! AM I IN A COFFIN?!

Simmons bangs on the coffin, but can’t open it due to the dirt on top of it.

Simmons: HELP! IM TRAPPED IN A COFFIN!

Simmons keeps yelling, but no one is there.

Simmons: HOW DO I GET OUT?!

Suddenly, Simmon’s phone rings.

Simmons: Who’s calling me?

Simmons answers his phone.

???: Hello, Simmons...

Simmons: Who are you?! How do you know my name?!

???: I happen to be the one who put you in the coffin...

Simmons: WHY?!

???: You arrested me for possessing an illegal drug so I decided to lock you in this coffin and if you want to get out, you must answer some questions. If you get them all right, I will let you go...

Simmons: Ok.

???: Question 1: What year was the first Super Mario Bros. game released?

Simmons: I think... 1985.

???: Correct... Question 2: How many movies are in the MCU?

Simmons: 20...

???: Correct. Question 3: What rhymes with door hinge?

Simmons: Orange!

???: Good... Question 4-

Simmons: HOW MANY QUESTIONS ARE THERE?!

???: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?!

Simmons: Yes! I won’t interrupt!

???: Question 4: What was Sega’s last console?

Simmons: Dreamcast!

???: Good. Question 5: Who was the creator of Five Nights at Chef Pee Pee’s and Five Nights at Jeffy’s?

Simmons: CuldeeFell13!

???: Correct. Next question... What is 3+9?

Simmons: Math now? I mean it’s 12!

???: Great Job... That’s right...

Simmons: Ok...

???: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Simmons: I don’t know that!

???: You better answer!

Simmons: I’ll guess 42...

???: Wow... that’s actually correct... Congratulations! You have reached the last question. Get it right and you may be free!

Simmons: Yes! What’s the final question?

???: What does AJDFJFMEDJVIEJREICJRMECIVJWMRGKCISJRGMWKSVUDKWXVUEMDIVJR + FGKEKCJRMAKDCJFMEDCIFMEKDCJRMDMDXKDJDJCJFMRDJCJFJFM =?

Simmons: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

???: Answer!

Simmons: 6!

Suddenly, the person laughs evilly.

???: THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER! THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS CODY’S MOM! SINCE YOU FAILED, YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!

Simmons: NO! GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!

Suddenly, the figure becomes silent.

Simmons: Hello-

Suddenly, the dirt begins to get dug up.

Simmons: FINALLY, HELP IS COMING!

The man opens the coffin.

Simmons: FINALLY IM FREE-

Suddenly, the man pierces Simmon’s face with a stake, killing him. The man walks out of the graveyard and into an abandoned school. The man turns on the power.

???: Finally, my ultimate plan will begin...

The man exits the shadows and is revealed to be...

Baldi: Welcome to my schoolhouse...

THE END?

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STORY 16: Nightmare on Jeffy Street!

Synopsis: A mysterious demon is invading the dreams of numerous SML characters, and killing them in their dreams will also kill them for real. Jeffy, Bowser Junior, Joseph, and Cody must find a way to stop the demon!

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Mario and Jeffy are about to go to bed.

Mario: Ok, Jeffy, it’s time for bed!

Jeffy: But I’m busy listening to Hop Hop Bunny!

Mario: You can listen to more of it tomorrow.

Jeffy: Ok.

Mario: Good night, Jeffy!

Mario and Jeffy go to bed. The screen transition into Mario’s dream where he finds himself in a land of spaghetti and meatballs.

Mario: MEATBALLS EVERYWHERE! YES!

Suddenly, some spaghetti transforms into a tentacle and grabs Mario.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

More spaghetti rises and morph into a demonic figure.

Demon: SWEET DREAMS!

The spaggetti engulfs Mario suffocating him to death. Back in the real world, Mario has actually suffocated to death. Jeffy wakes up.

Jeffy: Hey, daddy? What doing?

The next day.

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS, M’kay? It has been reported that Mario has been strangely choked to death in his sleep. Officials say that no handprints were found on the corpse’s neck. The investigation will continue during this. Wait a minute... If Mario is dead, then I can’t get anymore house payments! NNNOOOOOOOO!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody were watching the news.

Junior: MARIO IS DEAD?!

Joseph: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

Cody: HOW DID THE PERSON KILL HIM WITHOUT HANDPRINTS?!

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! It’s time for you to go to school!

Junior: Guys! Let’s head to school. We will learn some more after school.

Joseph: Ok, dude.

Junior, Joseph and Cody leave for school. Jeffy follows them as well.

Jeffy: Guys! Wait for me!

A few minutes later.

The class are in school.

Jackie Chu: Alright, class! Today, we will be explaining the predictions that will hopefully reveal Half Life 3’s release date.

Bully Bill: This is boring! I’m going to go to sleep.

Bully Bill falls asleep and the camera fades to his dream where he is killing a bunch of Jeffy clones.

Bully Bill: TAKE THAT JEFFY! THIS IS SO FUN!

Bully Bill is about to hit another Jeffy only for it to kick Bully Bill to the ground.

Bully Bill: WHAT THE?!

All of the Jeffys scream and fuse into a giant demonic Jeffy that has the face of the demon that killed Mario.

Demon: SEE YOU IN HALF!

The demon Jeffy grabs Bully Bill and pulls on him.

Bully Bill: NO! STOP! AAAHHHH!

Bully Bill is ripped in half and killed. Back in reality, the class is screaming upon seeing Bully Bill ripped in half and killed.

Jackie Chu: OH GOSH! BULLY RIPPED IN TWO! CLASS GO HOME EARLY! I CALL POLICE!

The class leaves while Jackie Chu calls the police.

A few minutes later.

Back at the house.

Junior: NOW BULLY BILL IS DEAD!

Cody: I KNOW! HE JUST MAGICALLY RIPPED IN HALF!

Joseph: I KNOW DUDE!

Junior: Maybe we can look up information on who is killing them!

Cody: I’ll look it up on my phone.

Cody searchs up the deaths on his phone and eventually discovers something.

Cody: GUYS! LOOK!

Cody shows information of the demon called Jeffygeist. (Credit to CuldeeFell13)

Junior: Who’s Jeffygeist?

Cody: It says that Jeffygeist is an ancient demon who kills people by killing them in their sleep. I think the only way to destroy him is to go to sleep and fight him in our dreams.

Junior: Well, how do we get some sleep.

Jeffy: Hey guys! What doing?

Cody: We learned about the demon that killed Mario and Bully Bill and now we are trying to find a way to stop him.

Jeffy: Can I join?

Junior: Sure!

Joseph: So how do we fall asleep?

Cody: Well, I made this potion that makes people fall asleep in an instant. So we can drink this so we can go fight Jeffygeist.

Junior: Perfect! Give me a drink!

Cody: Ok.

Junior drinks the potion and falls asleep instantly.

Cody: Ok. Who else?

Jeffy takes the drink and falls asleep.

Cody: What about you, Joseph?

Joseph: Well, I died too many times in this event, so I don’t want to risk it.

Cody: What event?

Joseph: I don’t know.

Cody: Anyways, see you if we beat Jeffygeist!

Cody drinks the potion and falls asleep. Cody suddenly spawns in a green landscape.

Cody: Ok. This must be the dreamworld.

Junior and Jeffy spawn in.

Junior: So where is this Jeffygeist?

Suddenly, evil laughing is heard.

Junior: WHAT THE?!

The landscape rips apart and Jeffygeist who resembles a dark and twisted version of Jeffy bursts out of the ground.

Jeffygeist: PREPARE TO DIE!

Cody: ATTACK HIM!

Junior, Cody, and Jeffy attack Jeffygeist, but with no effect.

Junior: NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

Cody: KEEP FIGHTING HIM!

Eventually, Jeffygeist grabs Junior and Jeffy and throws them far away.

Cody: NO!

Jeffygeist: DIE!

Suddenly, Joseph spawns in.

Cody: Joseph?! What are you doing here?

Joseph, I definitely didn’t fall asleep by accident! Ok, I did.

Jeffygeist: DIE!

Joseph: CODY! I see there is a weak point on Jeffygeist’s head. Maybe if we hit it, he will die!

Cody: Let’s climb his arm!

Joseph and Cody dodge Jeffygeist’s arm when it lands on the ground, and they start to climb it.

Jeffygeist: WHAT THE?! GET OFF ME!

Joseph and Cody climb to the top of the head.

Cody: NOW!

Joseph and Cody punch the weakpoint until it breaks.

Jeffygeist: MY WEAKNESS! NNNOOOOOOO!

Jeffygeist glitches and explodes. Cody and Joseph wake up back in reality.

Cody: YES! HE’S DEAD!

Joseph: I DIDN’T GET KILLED FOR ONCE!

Junior and Jeffy wake up.

Junior: Is the demon dead?

Cody: Yes,

Jeffy: That’s Good!

Junior: Well, now that the demon is dead, want to go play games?

Cody: Sure!

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Jeffy: I want to play games.

Junior: Ok! Let’s go to the game room!

Junior, Cody, and Jeffy go to the game room, but Joseph stays in the living room.

Joseph: Wait a minute... I ALSO GET THE LAST LINE?! YES! Ok, let me come up with one... Got one!

Joseph is suddenly interrupted by Rh390110478.

Rh390110478: More stories on Hallowiki will come tomorrow!

Joseph: LAST LINE!

Rh390110478: No, it isn’t!

THE END

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STORY 17: Granny! (based on the game)

Synopsis: Joseph was at house “playing” his video games, but suddenly, he gets knocked out by someone. After a while, Joseph wakes up to find himself in a strange house. Joseph must find a way to escape the house, but little does he know... He is not alone...

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Junior, Joseph, and Cody are in Joseph’s house.

Junior: Joseph, what are we doing at your house?

Joseph: We’re going to play video games!

Cody: But your house hasn’t had power for like 3 years!

Joseph: You know we have to pretend we’re playing games!

Cody: Fine.

Junior, Joseph, and Cody start “playing” on the Xbox One.

Joseph: YES! KILL THAT SOLDIER! LOO,! I JUST KILLED BLACK YOSHI’S CHARACTER!

Junior whispers to Cody.

Junior: Cody, I really want to get out of here.

Cody: Me too, Junior. How do we get out?

Junior: I know.

Junior talks to Joseph.

Junior: Hey, Joseph. Me and Cody are going to get some food.

Joseph: Ok, dude!

Junior and Cody head towards the kitchen, but they go out the front door.

Junior: RUN!

Junior and Cody run off and go back to their houses.

Joseph: I wonder when they will return with the food...

Suddenly, Joseph hears some banging noises.

Joseph: Hello? Who’s there?

Joseph exits his bedroom and looks around the house for the intruder.

Joseph: Come out and show yourself!

Joseph turns around and discovers a figure wearing a mask.

Joseph: WHAT THE-

The figure knocks Joseph out with a baseball bat, and drags him out of the house...

A few hours later.

Joseph wakes up, but finds himself in a different bedroom.

Joseph: What the? Where am I?

Joseph exits the bedroom.

Joseph: I can tell that this isn’t my house.

Joseph notices the front door.

Joseph: The door!

Joseph rushes to the door and tries to open it, but it is locked.

Joseph: It’s locked?!

Joseph notices a piece of paper on the ground.

Joseph: What does it say?

Joseph looks at the paper and it says...

FOLLOW ALL THE HINTS AND YOU WILL FIND THE KEY.

Joseph: What hints?

Joseph looks at the other side of the paper and notices a hint.

BATHROOM.

Joseph: It must have something to do with the bathroom.

Joseph heads towards the bathroom. But suddenly sees the figure that knocked him out.

Granny: GET OVER HERE!

Joseph: AAHHH!!!

Joseph runs back to the bedroom with Granny chasing him.

Joseph: Where can I hide?!

Joseph notices the bed.

Joseph: UNDER THE BED!

Joseph crawls under the bed and Granny enters.

Granny: Where are you?

Granny heads towards the bed, but leaves.

Joseph: Ok, she’s gone.

Joseph leaves the bedroom and heads to the bathroom.

Joseph: Now the first hint said something about the bathroom.

Joseph looks at the toilet and notices a key. Unfortunately, the key is inside a huge pile of diarrhea.

Joseph: The key! THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING! I AIN’T DIGGING FOR THAT! But I need the key!

Joseph sticks his hand through the toilet, digs through the diarrhea and pulls out the key.

Joseph: EWW! SICK!

Joseph exits the bathroom.

Joseph: THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! I wonder what this key is for.

Joseph notices a tag attached to the key and it says: Kitchen.

Joseph: This must be the kitchen key.

Joseph heads to the kitchen door and unlocks it.

Joseph: I wonder what’s in here.

Joseph looks in the fridge and is attacked by the Bread Monster from Team Fortress 2.

Joseph: WHAT THE?!

Joseph throws the bread monster out the window and it runs to the road, attacks Goodman and kills him.

Joseph: Ok, what else is in here.

Joseph looks through the cabinets, and eventually finds a wrench.

Joseph: I found a wrench and it says to use it on the pipes.

Joseph opens the sink cabinet and uses the wrench on the pipe causing water to burst out, and a key to fall out.

Joseph: Another key!

Joseph grabs the key and the tag on it says: Basement.

Joseph: To the basement!

Joseph heads to the basement and unlocks the door.

Joseph: I wonder what’s down here...

Joseph heads into the basement and sees a large puzzle.

Joseph: What is this?

Joseph puts the puzzle together and it forms a picture of Joseph.

Joseph: Why am I on the picture?!

Granny: There you are!

Joseph: OH S***!

Granny chases Joseph around the basement, and notices the key to the front door hanging on the mask.

Joseph: THE DOOR KEY!

Joseph uses his wrench to hit Granny and she falls over.

Joseph: GIVE ME THE KEY!

Joseph grabs the key, but stops on the way out.

Joseph: I wonder who that person is...

Joseph grabs Granny and removes her mask and becomes shocked to see it is...

Joseph: MOTHER?!

Joseph’s Mom: NO! MY IDENTITY!

Joseph: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KNOCKED ME OUT?!

Joseph’s Mom: Yes.

Joseph: WHY?!

Joseph’s Mom: Well, long after I abandoned you after winning that lottery ticket, I was watching the news today and it said that turtle pelts are becoming valuable so I decided to come back and kill you in order to take your pelt and become rich!

Joseph: WHAT?!

Joseph’s Mom: TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Joseph’s Mom pulls out a butcher knife and chases Joseph upstairs.

Joseph: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Joseph makes it to the door and unlocks it.

Joseph’s Mom: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Joseph runs out off the house, but Joseph’s Mom pushes a button causing the ground to open and Joseph to fall into a pit filled with taffy, thus trapping him.

Joseph: WHAT THE?!

Joseph’s Mom: GOT YOU NOW, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Joseph suddenly notices the Bread Monster from earlier biting on a Goodman’s corpse, and remembers he ended up grabbing some bread crumbs after throwing it out the window.

Joseph: NEVER!

Joseph pulls out the bread crumbs and throws them at his mon, covering her with them.

Joseph’s Mom: WHAT THE?!

The bread monster notices Joseph’s Mom covered in bread crumbs, screams and runs towards her.

Joseph’s Mom: OH S***!

Joseph’s Mom runs off, but the bread monster catches up, knocks her to the ground and mauls her to death.

Joseph: Ok.

Joseph escapes the taffy and climbs out of the pit.

Joseph: Ok, how do I get to Junior’s house.

Joseph notices a car in the garage with a gps, enters it, and drives to Junior’s house.

A few hours later.

Joseph: Ok! I’m at his house.

Joseph enters the house after Junior enters the door. However, unaware to Joseph, the bread monster snuck into the car Joseph was in, and enters the house as well.

Junior: So, Joseph, where were you?

Joseph: There was a lot of things going on. I’ll explain later.

Cody: Joseph! What is that?!

Joseph notices the bread monster on the floor.

Joseph: It must have snuck in on my way here!

The bread monster rushes into the kitchen and starts eating the cookies that were on the oven. Chef Pee Pee enters.

Chef Pee Pee: Time to eat my cookies-

Chef Pee Pee scream upon seeing the bread monster.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT IS THAT?! AND WHY IS IT EATING MY COOKIES?!

The bread monster starts chasing Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: NO! GET AWAY! WHY IS THIS BREAD CHASING ME?!

THE END

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STORY 18: The Guest!

Synopsis: A strange guest shows up at Mario’s house to stay for the week. However, Jeffy suspects that the guest might have some unsettling intentions...

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In the living room, Mario is on the couch with Rosalina while Jeffy is swinging on the fan with his leg tied to the blades.

Mario: JEFFY! GET DOWN FROM THERE!

Jeffy: But it’s fun!

Rosalina: But it looks unsafe!

Jeffy: I don’t want to get down!

Mario: Very well then...

Mario grabs some scissors and cuts the string holding Jeffy to the fan, but since the fan was still moving, he ends up flying into the TV breaking it.

Mario: MY TV!

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario answers the door and at the door is someone who looks like Black Yoshi, but is colored white.

Mario: Who are you?

White Yoshi: I’m White Yoshi. Basically, my girlfriend kicked me out of her apartment for the week, and I need a place to stay, until I can come back in.

Mario: Ok. You can come in.

White Yoshi: Thanks.

White Yoshi enters the house.

White Yoshi: Wow! This is a nice place!

Mario: I know.

Black Yoshi: Hey Mario- Wait, who is that?

Mario: It’s just a guest that is staying for the week. Anyways, this is Black Yoshi.

White Yoshi: Nice to meet you. I’m going to go into the kitchen.

Mario: Ok.

White Yoshi enters the kitchen where Chef Pee Pee is cooking.

Chef Pee Pee: Who are you?

White Yoshi: I’m White Yoshi. I’m staying here for the week.

Chef Pee Pee: Well, it’s nice to meet you.

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee. What are you cooking?

Chef Pee Pee: I’m cooking Megatron Cuisine. I had to rip him to pieces to fit him in the pot.

Mario: Well, maybe White Yoshi can help you.

White Yoshi: Sure!

Mario: Ok! I’ll check on you later to see if the food is done.

Mario leaves the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee: White Yoshi, think you can grab that pot and fill it with water. Then bring it to the oven and boil it.

White Yoshi: On it!

White Yoshi fills the pot with water and sets it on the oven.

Chef Pee Pee: Now I need you to grab a butcher knife so I can cut these ingredients.

White Yoshi: I’ll get it!

White Yoshi gets the butcher knife out of the oven and heads to Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: Good job! Now give me the knife-

Suddenly, White Yoshi stabs Chef Pee Pee with the knife.

Chef Pee Pee: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

White Yoshi grabs Chef Pee Pee and dunks his head into the boiling water, burning him and causing his eyes to explode.

Chef Pee Pee: MY EYES! I CAN’T SEE!

White Yoshi grabs the butcher knife.

Chef Pee Pee: IT BURNS SO MUCH-

White Yoshi decapitates Chef Pee Pee killing him, and drags his corpse out of the kitchen, then returns and cleans up the mess just as Mario enters.

Mario: Ok. How is the food going- Wait, where’s Chef Pee Pee?

White Yoshi: Oh, he just went outside to take a break!

Mario: Ok. I think I’ll just order pizza.

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy shows up at the door with a pizza and Mario opens it.

Brooklyn Guy: Thank you for ordering from Long John’s Pizza. That will be $12.98.

Mario: Ok, here! Thanks!

Mario takes the pizza and heads inside. White Yoshi notices Brooklyn Guy outside the window and sneaks outside through the back door.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok. Time to deliver to another house before I go back to my fat wife!

Brooklyn Guy suddenly remembers something.

Brooklyn Guy: Almost forgot my tip!

Brooklyn Guy runs back to the house, but while there, White Yoshi walks to Brooklyn Guy’s motorcycle with a gun and shoots its tires.

Brooklyn Guy: I need my tip.

Mario: Here.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks!

Mario enters the house and Brooklyn Guy heads to his motorcycle only to see his tires have been shot.

Brooklyn Guy: What the?! Who shot my tires?!

Suddenly, White Yoshi appears and shoots Brooklyn Guy, killing him. White Yoshi rushes back inside and hides Brooklyn Guy’s corpse before running into the living room just as Mario arrives.

Mario: Hey, White Yoshi! The pizza is here!

White Yoshi: Nice.

A few hours later.

Mario is in bed with Jeffy.

Mario: Good night, Jeffy!

Jeffy: Night.

Mario goes to sleep, and Jeffy falls asleep.

A few hours later.

Jeffy is woken up by footsteps.

Jeffy: Who is that?

Jeffy sneaks out of the room and notices White Yoshi entering the game room.

Jeffy: What is he doing there?

Jeffy sneaks into the game room and hides behind the Nintendo 64 cube as he watches White Yoshi sit on the couch next to Black Yoshi who is playing Call of Duty.

Black Yoshi: Hey there! What are you doing?

White Yoshi: Nothing.

Black Yoshi: Ok.

Suddenly, White Yoshi grabs a beer bottle and breaks it over Black Yoshi’s head.

Black Yoshi: OW!

White Yoshi grabs the Xbox controller and uses its cord to strangle Black Yoshi to death.

White Yoshi: Another victim...

White Yoshi drags Black Yoshi’s corpse out of the game room, and hides it.

Jeffy: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Jeffy runs back into the bedroom before White Yoshi notices him, and gets back into his crib.

Jeffy: DADDY! WAKE UP!

Mario: What is it, Jeffy?

Jeffy: THE GUEST YOU INVITED JUST KILLED BLACK YOSHI, I SAW IT!

Mario: STOP ACCUSING OUR GUEST!

Jeffy: BUT IT’S TRUE!

Mario: JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP!

Jeffy: Ok.

Jeffy and Mario go back to sleep.

The next day.

Jeffy is in the game room playing on Nintendo Switch.

Mario: Ok, Jeffy! I’m going to go to the store. I’ll be back, eventually,

Jeffy: Ok.

Mario leaves the house.

A few minutes later.

Jeffy: Ok, I just shot another player.

1 hour later.

Jeffy: Another one shot.

So much later that the old writer got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one.

Jeffy is still playing on the Nintendo switch, but suddenly hears White a Yoshi in the hallway.

White Yoshi: HURRY UP, SHREK! I NEED TO USE THE TOILET!

Shrek: BUT IM POOPING OUT DIARRHEA FROM ALL THE CHEESECAKE!

White Yoshi: I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER!

Shrek: TOO BAD!

White Yoshi kicks the door down.

Shrek: HEY! HAVE YOU EVER LEARNED ABOUT PRIVACY?!

White Yoshi grabs Shrek and slams his face against the mirror until it breaks.

Shrek: OW! STOP!

White Yoshi stuffs Shrek into the toilet and poops on him.

Shrek: DISGUSTING! STOP!

White Yoshi pulls out Shrek and rubs deodorant on his armpits,

Shrek: AHH! NO! THIS IS COMPLETE TORTURE! IM SUPPOSED TO SMELL BAD! STOP IT!

White Yoshi grabs Shrek and slams his head into the toilet and drowns Shrek into the poop. Suddenly, Rosalina enters.

Rosalina: I wonder how Shrek is doing in the bathroom- OH MY GOD!

Rosalina screams when she sees White Yoshi having drowned Shrek.

White Yoshi: COME HERE!

Rosalina: NO!

Rosalina runs downstairs, but White Yoshi grabs a weight and drops it down the balcony and it lands on Rosalina’s head, crushing it, and killing her.

White Yoshi: Rule #1... Leave no witnesses...

White Yoshi grabs the corpses of Rosalina and Shrek and leaves.

Jeffy: THAT GUEST JUST KILLED MOM AND THAT FAT GREEN GUY! I NEED TO CALL DADDY!

Jeffy calls Mario on his phone.

Mario: What do you want, Jeffy? I’m still in the store.

Jeffy: THAT GUEST, WHITE YOSHI JUST KILLED SOME FAT GREEN GUY AND MOMMY!

Mario: I TOLD YOU TO STOP ACCUSING OUR GUEST! THAT IS IT! YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH JUNIOR TONIGHT-

Suddenly, Tyrone’s voice is heard on the phone.

Tyrone: DID YOU JUST CALL ME WHITE?!

Mario: NO! THAT WAS MY SON ON THE PHONE-

Mario screams as Tyrone beats him up as the phone cuts off.

A few hours later.

Jeffy is in Bowser Junior’s room.

Mario: Goodnight, Jeffy! You’re sleeping with Junior for the week!

Mario leaves the room.

Junior: Isn’t this exciting, Jeffy?!

Jeffy: Yeah.

Junior: Well, goodnight Jeffy!

Junior and Jeffy fall asleep.

A few hours later.

White Yoshi enters the bedroom with a butcher knife.

Junior: What the?! What was that-

Junior screams as White Yoshi slices him to pieces and kills him. After killing Junior, White Yoshi walks up to Jeffy, but instead puts the butcher knife in his hands.

White Yoshi: See you tomorrow...

White Yoshi leaves the room.

The next day.

Mario enters the room.

Mario: Good morning, Jeffy-

Mario screams when he sees Junior’s sliced corpse, looks at Jeffy and notices he is holding a butcher knife with blood on it.

Mario: JEFFY! WAKE UP!

White Yoshi enters the room with the camera.

Jeffy: What is it, daddy?

Mario: YOU KILLED JUNIOR!

Jeffy: NO I DIDN’T!

Mario: THEN WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A BUTCHER KNIFE?!

Jeffy drops the butcher knife and notices White Yoshi recording.

Jeffy: IT WAS THE GUEST! HE MUST HAVE KILLED JUNIOR AND GAVE ME THE KNIFE IN MY SLEEP!

White Yoshi: Don’t believe him, Mario!

Mario hits Jeffy.

Jeffy: OW!

Mario: THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU ARE ACCUSING OUR GUEST! YOU ARE LIVING IN THE ATTIC FROM NOW ON!

Mario grabs Jeffy and drags him into the attic while White Yoshi is recording.

Jeffy: BUT IT WAS THE GUEST!

Mario: QUIET!

Mario slams the attic shut and locks it.

Mario: I’M ALSO FEEDING YOU GREEN BEANS FROM NOW ON!

Jeffy: NO!

Mario leaves the room while White Yoshi laughs evilly.

White Yoshi: Got him out of the way...

A few hours later. (By the way, the new writer got tired of waiting and quitted so I was forced to return and continue writing.)

Jeffy is in the attic at night, but hears White Yoshi downstairs.

White Yoshi: After I kill Mario, I’m going to kill his son and everyone else in this house before moving on to my next set of victims!

Jeffy waits until White Yoshi is out of earshot.

Jeffy: I got to get out of the attic, but daddy locked the door. So how do I get out?

Jeffy notices a chair.

Jeffy: THE WINDOW!

Jeffy grabs the chair and throws it through the window and breaks it. Jeffy then throws a ladder out the window and climbs out.

Jeffy: Now I need to get back in.

Jeffy opens the garage door and screams when he sees the corpses of Chef Pee Pee, Black Yoshi, Rosalina, Brooklyn Guy, Junior, and Shrek hung on the wall.

Jeffy: IT’S THE SECRET ROOM ALL OVER AGAIN!

Jeffy heads to the entrance door and it is unlocked.

Jeffy: I’m in.

Jeffy enters the kitchen and notices White Yoshi left his camera on the table.

Jeffy: Perfect! I can record him.

Jeffy takes the camera and quickly hides in the oven when White Yoshi enters the kitchen.

White Yoshi: Time to kill Mario...

White Yoshi pulls out a butcher knife and heads to Mario’s room.

Jeffy: Time to stop him...

Jeffy exits the oven, grabs a baseball bat and follows White Yoshi upstairs.

White Yoshi: Actually, I need to kill someone first for the heck of it.

White Yoshi turns around and Jeffy hides in the bathroom as he watches White Yoshi head downstairs.

Jeffy: Perfect. Time to catch him in the act...

Jeffy follows White Yoshi into Bowser’s and turns on the camera and records.

Bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?! I’M TRYING TO WATCH CHARLEYYY-

Suddenly, White Yoshi grabs Bowser’s remote and changes the channel to another channel.

Voiceover: Welcome to the Epileptic Channel. 24/7 of nothing but flashing images.

Bowser: I CANT WATCH THAT! IM ALLERGIC TO EPILEPSY!

White Yoshi: TOO BAD!

White Yoshi grabs Bowser and presses his face against the TV screen.

Bowser: NO!

Bowser screams as foam leaks out of his mouth and inflates until he explodes and blood covers the room.

Jeffy: Got it on footage...

Jeffy hides in a nearby door as White Yoshi exits the room.

White Yoshi: Time to kill Mario...

Jeffy: Now to stop him...

Jeffy follows White Yoshi upstairs and into Mario’s bedroom where he is asleep.

White Yoshi: Time to die...

Jeffy: NO!

Jeffy tackles White a Yoshi and the two fight over the knife, and the sounds of the fight wake Mario up.

Mario: WHAT’S THAT NOISE?!

Mario looks down and sees Jeffy and White Yoshi fighting.

Mario: JEFFY?!

White Yoshi notices Mario and quickly breaks away from the fight and fakes screaming in pain.

White Yoshi: AAAHHH! IT HURTS SO MUCH!

Mario: YOU ATTACKED OUR GUEST, JEFFY?!

Jeffy: NO! HE TRIED TO KILL YOU!

White Yoshi: HE’S LYING!

Jeffy: ALSO, I GOT IT ON CAMERA!

White Yoshi: WHAT?!

Mario: Let me look!

White Yoshi: NO!

Mario looks at the footage of Bowser’s murder and screams when he sees Bowser explode.

Mario: YOU KILLED BOWSER, WHITE YOSHI?!

White Yoshi: Fine, you caught me...

Mario: BUT WHY?!

White Yoshi: Well, I actually came to your house so I can kill you and the others, steal their items and sell them on the black market.

Mario: BUT YOU SAID YOUR GIRLFRIEND KICKED YOU OUT OF HER APARTMENT!

White Yoshi: AAHAHAAHAH! I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND TO BEGIN WITH! I JUST FAKED IT SO YOU WOULD LET ME IN! Since you discovered the truth, DIE!

White Yoshi grabs the butcher knife and chases Mario and Jeffy downstairs.

Mario: RUN!

White Yoshi: COME BACK!

Mario and Jeffy run into the garage and Mario screams upon finding the corpses.

Jeffy: I told you.

Mario: RUN!

Mario and Jeffy run back upstairs and eventually White Yoshi chases them into the attic.

Mario: NOW WAY OUT!

White Yoshi enters the attic and kicks the ladder down so Mario and Jeffy can’t climb out the window.

White Yoshi: NOWHERE TO RUN! NOW DIE!

Jeffy notices a shard of glass from the window he broke, and grabs it.

White Yoshi: COME HERE!

White Yoshi charges at Jeffy and Mario, but Jeffy kicks White a Yoshi and he falls over.

White Yoshi: JUST DIE ALREADY!

Jeffy and White Yoshi fight each other and eventually Jeffy knocks White Yoshi into the wall and stabs him in the heart with the shard of glass.

White Yoshi: No...

White Yoshi dies from the blood loss and falls out the window and lands on the ground, dead.

Mario: Finally, he’s dead...

Jeffy: Hey, Mario...

Mario: What is it-

Jeffy grabs a baseball bat and knocks out Mario.

A few hours later. (Last one, I swear)

Mario wakes up in the garage.

Mario: Where am I?

Suddenly, Mario notices he is tied to a table with a buzzsaw between his crotch. Jeffy enters.

Jeffy: Hello, Mario...

Mario: JEFFY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Jeffy: Well, even though White Yoshi is dead, I still had one last thing to do. To kill you!

Mario: WHAT DID I DO?!

Jeffy: Let’s see... You didn’t believe me about Drawing Jeffy twice! You didn’t believe White Yoshi was a serial killer, and oh yeah! LOCKING ME IN THE BASEMENT AND FEEDING ME GREEN BEANS FOR SOMETHING I DIDN’T DO!

Mario: BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS WHITE YOSHI! I’M SORRY! JUST LET ME GO!

Jeffy: Sorry... SORRY?! YOU THINK SAYING SORRY IS GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS?! WELL, I DON’T ACCEPT! NOW TIME FOR YOU TO F****** DIE!!!!

Mario: JEFFY! NO!

Jeffy activates the buzzsaw and Mario screams as Jeffy runs the saw through his crotch and eventually up his body, sawing him in half and killing him.

Jeffy: That will teach you...

Woody enters.

Woody: What is all this screaming going on-

Woody screams upon witnessing Mario’s murder.

Woody: OH MY GOD! I NEED TO GRAB MY GUN!

Jeffy: OH NO, YOU DON’T!

Jeffy throws a butcher knife at Woody, and it slices his head open, killing him.

Jeffy: Time to dispose of the evidence...

Jeffy finds some gasoline, pours it around the house and lights it with a gun, setting the house on fire and destroying the corpses.

Jeffy: Now to go somewhere...

Jeffy gets into Mario’s car and drives to Cody’s house and knocks on the door. Cody answers the door.

Cody: Hi, Jeffy!

Jeffy: Hey, Cody. I got kicked out of the house and I need somewhere to stay.

Cody: You can come in here!

Jeffy: Thanks.

Jeffy enters the house and as soon as Cody leaves the front door, Jeffy grins as he pulls out a butcher knife...

THE END

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STORY 19: The VHS Tape!

Synopsis: Mario is looking through the attic to hide from Goodman when he demands his house payment, but discovers a VHS tape. When he plays it, it turns out to be cursed and it says that Mario will die in 7 Days, unless he shows the tape to another person. Mario must find someone to give the tape to pass the curse on to them!

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Mario is in the living room watching SMG4.

SMG4: Hey, Mario! Are you eating spaghetti again?

SMG4 Mario: Spaghetti is Love. Spaghetti is life.

Waluigi appears.

Waluigi: Hey guys! Can I join

SMG4 And SMG4 Mario: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE EVIL WALUIGI! KILL HIM!

SMG4 And SMG4 Mario beat up Waluigi.

Mario: What kind of show is this?

Mario hears someone at the door.

Goodman: It’s me, Goodman! I came for your house payment!

Mario: Oh no! It’s Goodman! He wants my house payment! I need to hid somewhere with no windows!

Mario runs upstairs and notices the attic.

Mario: THE ATTIC!

Mario opens the attic, climbs inside, and closes the door.

Mario: Goodman will never find me here.

Mario looks out the attic window and sees Goodman outside.

Goodman: He’s probably not home. I’ll come back later.

Goodman enters his car and drives off.

Mario: Yes. He’s gone!

Mario accidentally knocks over some boxes.

Mario: What is that?

Mario notices a VHS tape on the ground and on the label it says Watch at your Own Risk!

Mario: I wonder what’s on it. I think I have a VCR in here.

Mario finds the VCR.

Mario: Got it!

Mario heads downstairs, sets up the VCR, and puts the VHS tape in.

Mario: Time to see what’s on it...

The VHS tape turns on and it shows a video of a woman getting beaten to death by two gang bangers.

Mario: WHAT IS THAT?!

The footage switches to a man hung on a tree by his feet.

Mario: What is that guy doing-

Suddenly, a crocodile jumps out of the water and bites off the man’s head, killing him.

Mario: AAAHHHHH!!!

The footage switches to the last scene, a well sitting in the middle of nowhere. After about a minute and 30 seconds, the screen cuts to black.

Mario: Was that it?

Suddenly, text pops up on the screen.

YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!

Mario: WHAT?!

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THE WARNING.

Mario: HOW DO I STOP THE CURSE?!

TO STOP THE CURSE, YOU MUST SHOW THE TAPE TO SOMEONE ELSE. IT WILL PASS THE CURSE ON TO THEM, AND THEY WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE.

Mario: I DONT KNOW SOMEONE TO GIVE THE TAPE TO!

WELL, YOU BETTER START LOOKING.

The tape shuts off and is ejected from the VCR.

Mario: I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO GIVE THE TAPE TO!

Mario suddenly hears the phone ring.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario answers the phone...

Ghostly voice: 7 Days...

Mario: I HAVE TO HURRY!

Mario runs around the house, and finds Bowser.

Mario: BOWSER!

Bowser: What is it?

Mario: YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS VHS TAPE!

Bowser: Ok.

Bowser puts the tape into the VCR and after watching the tape gets the warning.

Mario: YES! I’M FREE!

Bowser: NO! I DIE IN SEVEN DAYS?! I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO WATCH THE TAPE!

Bowser runs out of the room with the tape into Junior’s room.

Bowser: JUNIOR! I NEED YOU TO WATCH THIS TAPE!

Junior: Why?

Bowser: DO IT, OR I WILL BURN YOUR TOYS!

Junior: OK!

After Junior watches the tape.

Junior: SEVEN DAYS?! I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO WATCH IT!

Junior shows the tape to Toad, and eventually a montage starts of Toad showing it to Shrek, who then shows it to Woody, who then shows it to Jeffy, who then shows it to Joseph, who then shows it to Cody, who then shows it to Chef Pee Pee, who then shows it to Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: Man! I can’t get killed in seven days! I have to be in a Call of Duty event tomorrow! Maybe I can ask Cody to see if he can help me.

Black Yoshi heads to the kitchen where Junior, Joseph, and Cody are eating pizza,

Black Yoshi: Hey, Cody!

Cody: What is it, Black Yoshi?

Black Yoshi: I need you to build me something I can use another person to get them to watch the VHS tape and uncurse me!

Cody: Well, I did build this amnesia ray. Shoot it at the person and it makes them forget what they saw today.

Black Yoshi: Thanks!

Black Yoshi takes the ray gun and leaves.

Black Yoshi: Now, who can I use it on?

Black Yoshi notices Mario on the couch.

Black Yoshi: Perfect!

Mario: Good thing I uncursed myself-

Suddenly, Black Yoshi shoots Mario with the amnesia ray, while throwing the VHS tape on the couch, and quickly leaves.

Mario: What just happened?

Mario notices the VHS tape.

Mario: I think I should watch it.

Mario watches the VHS tape and is thus recursed.

Mario: IM CURSED! I HAVE TO GIVE THE TAPE TO SOMEONE!

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and sees Goodman.

Goodman: There you are, Mario! I came for your house payment!

Mario: But I paid you it yesterday-

Suddenly, Mario realizes something.

Mario: Actually, I’ll be back with the house payment.

Mario enters the house and gets the house payment, but also grabs the VHS tape.

Mario: Here’s my house payment! I’m also giving you this VHS tape!

Goodman: Thanks! I’ll be back in a week for your house payment!

Mario: See you later!

Goodman drives off.

Mario: Yes! I’m free!

Goodman drives to his mansion and watches the VHS tape. He gets the warning that he will die in seven days.

Goodman, HA! I AIN’T DYING IN SEVEN DAYS!

SEVEN DAYS LATER...

Goodman: Ok. Tomorrow, I get Mario’s house payment! Might as well head to bed-

Suddenly, the lights turn off.

Goodman: What the?! What happened to my power!

Suddenly, the VHS tape flys into the VCR and it turns back on, but fast forwards to the well Scene.

Goodman: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

A ghost suddenly exits the well, and walks towards the screen, eventually walking out of the screen.

Goodman: WHO ARE YOU?!

Ghost: You were warned...

Goodman: STAY BACK! NO!

The ghost grabs Goodman and gouges out his eyes, killing him. The ghost walks back into the VHS tape and it is ejected from the VCR.

The next day.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I’m going to rob Goodman’s mansion!

Brooklyn Guy breaks into Goodman’s mansion and screams when he discovers Goodman’s corpse.

Brooklyn Guy: What happened to Goodman?!

Brooklyn Guy notices the VHS tape lying next to Goodman.

Brooklyn Guy: What is that?

Brooklyn Guy watches the VHS tape, except before the Well scene, there is now a scene of Goodman getting his eyes gouged out. After the Well scene, Brooklyn Guy hears the phone ring. When he answers...

Ghostly voice: Seven Days...

THE END

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STORY 20: The Mansion!

Synopsis: Mario inherits a mansion from his brother, Luigi. However, after Mario and his friends move into the mansion, they discover the mansion is actually haunted!

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Mario is in the living room, watching TV.

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M’kay. It has been reported that user Rh390110478 is considering making some HalloWiki stories into full series on the SML Wiki- I explained too much.

Mario: I wonder who that user is...

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and finds Brooklyn Guy with his mail.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, Mario! I got your mail! It’s from your brother, Luigi!

Mario: WOW! Thanks for the mail!

Mario takes the mail and enters the house.

Mario: I wonder what Luigi sent me...

Mario opens the envelope and inside is a letter that says.

Dear Mario,

I have decided to inherit you a fancy mansion! It is located in 2810 “ADRESS WITHELD” I hope you enjoy it!

- Luigi

Mario: WOW! WE’RE GETTING A MANSION! I BETTER HAVE THE OTHERS PACK UP!

A few hours later.

Mario and the others have arrived to the mansion.

Mario: Ok! We’re here!

Mario and the others enter the mansion.

Mario: This looks really nice!

Bowser: That’s a large 4K TV!

Mario: Well, let’s settle in here for now.

A few hours later.

Bowser is watching Charleyyy.

Bowser: CHARLEYYY IS SO FUNNY!

Suddenly, the TV becomes static.

Bowser: WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARLEYYY-

Suddenly, the TV begins to pull Bowser towards it.

Bowser: WHAT THE?!

Bowser clings to the couch, but loses his grip and is sucked into the TV. Inside, Bowser finds himself with Charleyyy.

Bowser: OH MY GOSH! ITS CHARLEYYY! HEY, CHARLEYYY!

Charleyyy notices Bowser.

Charleyyy: AAHHH! A MUTANT TURTLE RAT!

Charleyyy kicks Bowser down the stairs.

Bowser: DONT KILL ME!

Charleyyy grabs Bowser and stabs him to death. All of the moving causes the TV to fall off the wall and shatter on the ground.

Mario: What is all this noise-

Mario screams when he sees the broken TV.

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 4K TV?!!

The next day.

Mario: Has anyone noticed Bowser has gone missing?

Junior: I noticed that too.

Suddenly, the large painting of Trikkiboy begins moving.

Jeffy: Daddy. That painting just moved.

Mario: It did?!

The Trikkiboy painting suddenly pops out a ban hammer which squishes and kills Toad before going back into the painting.

Mario: IT JUST KILLED TOAD!

Junior: How did that happen?!

The next day.

While in the arcade room, Woody is playing PAC-MAN.

Woody: Ok! Kill all of them ghosts!

Suddenly, the Pac-Man arcade cabinet starts flashing yellow.

Woody: WHAT THE?!

Suddenly, a 3-D version of Pac-Man bursts out of the screen and eats Woody before disintegrating.

Mario: DID WOODY GET EATEN?!

Junior is in the wave pool, when it suddenly malfunctions and Junior is killed when he is sent spiraling down a whirlpool.

Mario: GUYS! I THINK THIS MANSION IS HAUNTED!

Black Yoshi: I KNOW, FOLK!

Suddenly, a soldier in the Call of Duty game Black Yoshi jumps out of the game, shoots and kills Black Yoshi before killing himself.

Mario: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Mario enters the bathroom where Shrek is using the toilet.

Shrek: WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE?!

Suddenly, the toilet becomes sentinent and eats Shrek alive.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Mario rushes into the kitchen where he finds Jeffy.

Jeffy: I wonder what is in the fridge-

Suddenly, the fridge opens, sucks Jeffy in, and spits him out as a can of green beans.

Jeffy: EW! I BECAME THE THING I HATED!

A brick pops out of the fridge and crushes him, killing him.

Mario: WHY IS THIS HAUNTED?!

A huge tentacle of spaghetti and meatballs bursts out of the fridge.

Mario: OH NO!

The tentacle grabs Mario, pulls him into the pantry, and ejects him as a meatball.

Mario: I GOT TURNED INTO A MEATBALL!

The tentacle grabs Mario and throws him at a wall where he is killed when he splats against a wall. The mansion quickly returns to normal., just as a new car pulls up.

Sonic: Ok, guys! This is the new mansion I inherited from Shadow!

Sonic and his friends enter, while an evil laugh is heard from the mansion.

THE END

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STORY 21: The Return of Tony!

Synopsis: A mysterious person is trying to assassinate Jeffy. After a few murder attempts end up killing other characters instead, Mario and Jeffy decide to find out who the culprit is.

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Jeffy is in the game room playing with Play Doh. Junior, Joseph, and Cody enter the room.

Junior: Hi, Jeffy! What are you doing?

Jeffy: I’m just playing with some Play-Doh!

Joseph: What are you making?

Jeffy: I’m making a display of me shooting green beans.

Junior: That looks really cool!

Outside, a black limo pulls up to the house and a shadowy person walks out. (Not from Badman’s Legacy)

Cody: Junior, what is that limo outside.

Jeffy: I’ll go look.

Joseph: Actually, I want to see it.

Joseph looks out the window, but is suddenly shot and killed. (Sorry, Joseph. Your 3 survival streak has ended.)

Shadowy Person: OH S***! WRONG ONE!

The person runs into his limo and drives off.

Junior: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Cody: THAT MAN SHOT AND KILLED JOSEPH!

Mario: Guys. I heard a gunshot from up here- OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Jeffy: SOME MAN SHOT AND KILLED JOSEPH!

Mario: What did he look like?!

Junior: WE DIDN’T SEE HIS FACE!

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who could that be?

Mario opens the door and is surprised to see Tony the Tiger.

Tony: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Tony?! Where were you?!

Tony: Oh, I was just in some Frosted Flakes commercials.

Mario: Well, it’s nice to see you!

Tony: Can I come in?

Mario: Sure!

Tony: Thanks.

Tony enters the house.

Tony: This is a nice place!

Chef Pee Pee: Hey, Mario! Wait. Who is that?

Mario: This is one of my old friends, Tony.

Chef Pee Pee: Really? What other old friends are there?

Mario: Well, there was Mr. Pig, but he’s dead. I think something about a slaughterhouse he went to.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok.

Mario: So, Tony. Want to help Chef Pee Pee cook dinner?

Tony: Sure!

Tony enters the kitchen with Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok, I need you to grab some grease from the pantry so I can use it on the pan.

Tony: Ok, but I’m going to the bathroom first.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok.

Tony leaves the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee: I’ll go find some ingredients.

Chef Pee Pee enters the pantry. Suddenly, the shadowy person from earlier enters the kitchen, pulls out a toxic bomb, and puts it in the oven. It then sticks a paper that says For Jeffy on it before leaving the kitchen. Chef Pee Pee renters the room.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok. I’m back with some ingredients-

Chef Pee Pee notices the paper on the oven that says a For Jeffy.

Chef Pee Pee: It must be something for Jeffy. Jeffy! Come in here!

Jeffy enters.

Jeffy: What is it?

Chef Pee Pee: This paper says there is something for you in the oven.

Jeffy: Well, if it’s chocolate cake, then I’m kinda full from eating it earlier so can you put it in the fridge so I can save it for later?

Chef Pee Pee: Sure!

Jeffy: Thanks.

Jeffy leaves the kitchen.

Chef Pee Pee: Time to put this in the fridge.

Chef Pee Pee opens the oven causing the toxic bomb to detonate and release the toxic gas.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE F***?!

Chef Pee Pee coughs violently from the fumes and eventually dies from the poison. Tony enters the room.

Tony: Ok, Chef Pee Pee! I’m back from the bathroom- AAAHHHH!

Mario enters the kitchen.

Mario: Tony! What happened- AHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO CHEF PEE PEE?!

Tony: I don’t know! I just came back from the bathroom, and suddenly, he’s dead!

Mario: FIRST JOSEPH, AND NOW CHEF PEE PEE!

Tony: Who is doing this?!

A few hours later.

It is nighttime. Toad is standing outside the house, underneath Mario’s window.

Toad: Maybe I can sell my mixtapes at this time of night!

Inside, Mario and Jeffy are in their beds.

Jeffy: Night, daddy.

Mario: Good night, Jeffy!

Mario and Jeffy fall asleep. Suddenly, the black limo appears and the shadowy person comes out.

Shadowy Person: I’ll get you this time...

The man pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it, and throws it through the window breaking it. Mario and Jeffy wake up from the noise.

Mario: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Mario notices the dynamite in Jeffy’s bed.

Mario: OH NO!

Mario grabs the dynamite and tosses it out the window, and it lands next to Toad.

Toad: WHAT THE-

The dynamite explodes, killing Toad.

Shadowy Person: DANG IT!

Mario looks out the window, and sees the man entering his limo, and driving off.

Mario: HEY!

Jeffy: THAT WAS THE MAN WHO KILLED JOSEPH!

Mario: HE PROBABLY ALSO KILLED CHEF PEE PEE!

Jeffy: WE MUST FIND A WAY TO STOP HIM!

Mario: I know a way...

Jeffy: What is it?

Mario: You’ll see...

The next day.

Mario and Jeffy have constructed a wooden statue of Jeffy and are moving it outside.

Jeffy: You sure this will work?

Mario: I hope. Let’s set it down here!

Mario and Jeffy set the Jeffy stage down near the road. They then hide behind a nearby tree.

Mario: I hope he falls for it.

The black limo pulls up and the shadowy person walks out.

Shadowy Person: Finally, it’s time to die...

The man shoots the Jeffy statue several times, and blows it up with TNT.

Shadowy Person: Finally, you’re dead!

Suddenly, the person notices the Jeffy he killed was a statue.

Shadowy Person: What the...

Mario: NOW!

Mario and Jeffy tackle the person and hold him down.

Shadowy Person: LET ME GO!

Mario: LET’S WHO WHO REALLY ARE!

Mario removes the person’s shadow projection hiding his identity and is revealed to be...

Mario: TONY?!

Tony: Mario! It’s not what it looks like!

Mario: IT WAS YOU THAT TRIED TO KILL JEFFY?!

Tony: Ok, you caught me!

Mario: BUT WHY?!

Tony: Well, here’s why...

A flashback occurs.

Tony: Back then, we were among the most popular characters on the SML channel. They were me, Mr. Pig, and Shrek.

A scene from Mario the Babysitter! where Jeffy arrives at Mario’s door plays.

Tony: But when your son, Jeffy got into the spotlight, the fans LOVED him! He was getting so much love that it started to drive us out of the spotlight!

Tony, and Mr. Pig watch angrily at a Jeffy receiving cheers from SML fans.

Tony: While Shrek was still in the show, but didn’t appear as often, me and Mr. Pig were shuttered out entirely! We haven’t gotten a video appearance for like 3 years!

Tony and Mr. Pig are seen in the garage organizing a plan.

Tony: Eventually, me and Mr. Pig came up with a plan to kill Jeffy so we can get our reputation as beloved SML characters back and get back in the spotlight.

Tony and Mr. Pig sneak into Mario and Jeffy’s bedroom with butcher knifes and are about to kill Jeffy.

Tony: Unfortunately, you woke up and interferes with our plan!

Mario attacks Tony and Mr. Pig while Jeffy watches.

Eventually, the fight caused part of the roof to collapse, and Mr. Pig was crushed to death by the debris.

Mr. Pig screams when he gets crushed to death by the roof.

Tony: After that, you kicked me out of the house, banned me from the SML channel, and told me to never come back!

Mario literally kicks Tony out the front door and and slams the door in his face.

Tony: However, I actually stayed around the neighborhood. I had this person named Badman (before Badman Returns!) create this device that envelopes a shadow that hides my identity.

Tony uses the device to cover himself in a shadow.

Tony: I have been roaming the neighborhood observing you so that I will get another chance to kill Jeffy. First, I tried to shoot Jeffy through the top window, but this turtle got in the way. Second, I tried to kill him with a toxic bomb. I lied going to the bathroom so that I could create the bomb and waited for Chef Pee Pee to leave so I can slip it into the oven. Unfortunately, that stupid chef opened the oven instead and got the gas! Finally, I tried to throw the dynamite through the window, but you threw it back out and it killed some mushroom guy!

The flashback ends.

Tony: So that’s why I was trying to kill Jeffy!

Mario: YOUR INSANE!

Tony: I know! How I’m going to do what I should’ve done... THREE YEARS AGO!

Tony pushes Mario and Jeffy off him and pulls out a gun.

Tony: TIME TO DIE!

Mario: RUN!

Mario and Jeffy run into the house with Tony chasing after them.

Tony: COME OVER HERE!

Mario: UPSTAIRS!

Jeffy: RUN!

Mario and Jeffy run upstairs and past Bowser.

Bowser: What was that?

Tony runs upstairs.

Bowser: Who are you-

Tony shoots Bowser and kills him.

Tony: You shall not interfere...

Tony chases Mario and Jeffy into the secret room.

Mario: EWW! WHY HAS NO ONE REMOVED THE CORPSES?!

Tony enters the room.

Tony: FOUND YOU!

Tony notices all the corpses.

Tony: I wonder what caused these...

Mario: GO AWAY!

Mario notices a buzzsaw and grabs it.

Tony: TIME TO DIE!

Tony grabs a machete.

Tony: DIE!

Tony and Mario fight each other with the weapons.

Mario: YOU ARE F****** PSYCHO!

Tony: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE REJECTED ME!

Mario eventually impales Tony with the buzzsaw.

Tony: AAHHHHHH!

Tony collapses.

Mario: Finally he’s dead.

Mario and Jeffy exit the room, but after they exit, Tony gets up, and crawls out of the room.

Mario: Finally, he’s taken care of...

Suddenly, Tony shoots at Mario.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Mario notices Tony.

Mario: I THOUGHT YOU DIED!

Tony: DIE!

Tony chases Mario and Jeffy downstairs.

Woody is in the kitchen eating shrimpos when Mario and Jeffy enter.

Woody: Hey, Mario! What are you doing?

Mario: TONY IS TRYING TO KILL US!

Woody: I’ll get him.

Woody takes out a rifle.

Tony: SO ITS A SHOOTOUT YOU WANT?!

Tony engages in a shootout with Woody. Black Yoshi enters.

Black Yoshi: OOH! A SHOOTOUT!

Black Yoshi joins the shootout.

Mario: HEY, TONY! LOOK!

Tony notices Mario holding a gun against a box of Frosted Flakes.

Tony: MARIO! YOU WOULDN’T!

Mario: COME GET IT!

Mario runs out the door with the Frosted Flakes.

Tony: COME BACK HERE!

Tony chases Mario outside and eventually Mario throws the box into the lake.

Tony: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tony jumps into the lake.

Tony: THE FLAKES! WHERE ARE THE FLAKES?!

Suddenly, the Loch Ness Monster rises out of the water.

Tony: HOLY MOTHER OF F****!

The Loch Ness Monster eats Tony and sinks back into the water.

Mario: Finally, he’s gone!

Mario enters the house.

Mario: Ok! Tony is gone.

Woody: Well, that’s good!

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and outside is Tour Guide for Today.

Tour Guide for Today: Hey, Mario!

Mario: OH F***!

Mario slams the door shut.

Tour Guide for Today: Maybe it was something he ate.

THE END

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STORY 22: Mario.exe

Synopsis: Mario ends up getting possessed by a demonic virus and starts going around killing characters. It is up for Junior, Cody, and Joseph to stop the virus!

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In the living room, Mario is on the computer editing SML videos. Jeffy enters the room.

Jeffy: Hey daddy. What doing?

Mario: Oh, I’m just editing our videos on the SML channel.

Jeffy: Ok.

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door, and outside is someone that looks like Sonic, but with black eyes that are bleeding.

Mario: WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES?!

The figure says nothing, but holds up a computer chip containing a skull and crossbones on it.

Mario: What is that?

The figure hands the chip to Mario and vanishes in thin air.

Mario: Um, ok...

Mario enters the house.

Mario: I wonder what this thing is that guy gave to me.

Mario returns to the computer and inserts the chip into the computer. Suddenly, the screen flashes red.

Mario: WHAT THE-

A red beam bursts out of the screen and scans Mario. After the light shuts off, Mario’s eyes turn black and starts bleeding.

Jeffy: Daddy. What happened?

Suddenly, Mario.exe grabs Jeffy and slam him into the computer screen.

Jeffy: OW! STOP!

Mario.exe grabs a wooden beam, and breaks it in half.

Jeffy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario.exe impales Jeffy with the splintered end of the beam, killing him.

Mario.exe: Kill them all...

Mario.exe heads upstairs. In the game room, Black Yoshi is playing a Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII, until Mario.exe enters the room.

Black Yoshi: Hey there, Mario! Can you buy some KFC for me?

Mario.exe leaves the house and returns with a bucket of KFC chicken.

Black Yoshi: Thank you, Mario! I’m going to ask for map packs later-

Suddenly, Mario.exe kicks Black Yoshi off the couch.

Mario.exe: Time to die...

Black Yoshi: WHAT ARE YOU-

Mario.exe forces a KFC drumstick into Black Yoshi’s throat and Black Yoshi chokes to death.

Mario.exe: You should have chewed before swallowing...

Mario.exe leaves the game room and heads into Bowser’s room.

Bowser: CHARLEYYY! YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

Bowser notices Mario.exe.

Bowser: MARIO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! IM TRYING TO WATCH CHARLEYYY-

Mario.exe grabs Bowser and slams his face into the TV screen until it breaks.

Bowser: OW! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

Mario.exe grabs a shard of glass from the TV screen and slits Bowser’s throat, killing him.

Mario.exe: More...

Mario.exe enters Junior’s bedroom where Junior, Joseph, and Cody are playing.

Cody: Hi, Mario!

Joseph: What is with your eyes?

Mario.exe: DIE!

Junior: RUN!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody run out of the room with Mario.exe chasing them.

Junior: WHAT’S GOING ON WITH MARIO?!

Joseph: I DON’T KNOW DUDE!

Cody: WE MUST FIND A WAY TO STOP HIM!

Mario.exe: COME BACK HERE!

Mario.exe suddenly glitches.

Mario.exe: COMPUTER CHIP! MUST PROTECT COMPUTER CHIP!

Joseph: WHAT IS HE SAYING?!

Cody: SOMETHING ABOUT A COMPUTER CHIP!

Junior: TO THE COMPUTER!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody run downstairs.

Mario.exe: OH NO! MY SOURCE OF POWER!

Mario.exe chases Junior, Joseph, and Cody downstairs to the computer.

Cody: THERE’S THE CHIP!

Joseph: GRAB IT!

Junior: OK!

Junior pulls the computer chip out of the computer.

Mario.exe: Re-Return the chip!

Junior: WE MUST DESTROY IT!

Joseph: TO THE KITCHEN!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody run into the kitchen, while Mario.exe chases them.

Mario.exe: GIVE ME THE CHIP!

Junior: NEVER!

Junior tosses the computer chip into the sink full of water causing the chip to explode.

Mario.exe: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!

Mario.exe screams as he glitches violently, and eventually melts into a pixelated substance, killing him. Unfortunately, this also kills Mario.

Junior: YES! HE’S DEAD!

Cody: That’s Good!

Joseph: Yeah, dude!

Junior, Cody, and Joseph decide to head back to the bedroom just as Chef Pee Pee enters.

Chef Pee Pee: Time to cook something-

Chef Pee Pee notices the large puddle that used to be Mario/Mario.exe.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE-

THE END

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STORY 23: Time Trouble!

Synopsis: Mario discovers a time machine device in the garage, but ends up activating it and getting sent to different time periods. Mario must now make it back to his timeline, but he ends up constantly changing the past.

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Mario is in the living room watching TV.

Announcer: Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII is now out! Get it now in stores today!

Mario: OH NO! THE NEW CALL OF DUTY!

Mario hears Black Yoshi upstairs.

Black Yoshi: MARIO, PLEASE!

Mario: I NEED TO HIDE SOMEWHERE!

Mario runs into the kitchen.

Mario: WHERE CAN I HIDE?!

Mario notices his car.

Mario: UNDER THE CAR!

Mario hides under the car, and Black Yoshi enters the garage.

Black Yoshi: Mario! Where are you at? I need the new Call of Duty and the map packs!

Black Yoshi leaves the garage.

Mario: Yes! He’s gone!

Mario exits the car, and notices a device on a table.

Mario: What is that?

Mario picks up the device and it has a numeric keypad and a travel button on it.

Mario: What does it do?

Mario types in a random BC date and pushes the travel button. Suddenly, the device zaps him.

Mario: What the?!

Mario and the device both disappear just as Black Yoshi enters.

Black Yoshi: Mario! Where are you at? I need the new CoD!

Mario reappears in a large field of grass.

Mario: Where am I?!

Mario screams when he sees a T-Rex trying to eat him. Mario runs off with the T-Rex chasing after him.

Mario: AM I IN THE JURASSIC PERIOD?!

Mario runs into a cave where the T-Res can’t reach him.

Mario: IS THIS A TIME MACHINE?! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Mario types in the date 2008 in the time machine and travels to 2008. Upon arriving, he finds himself in his old house.

Mario: Is this my old house?

Mario enters a nearby room and is surprised to see his 2008 self.

Mario: Is that me?! Why does my voice sound so high pitched?

2008 Mario: Who’s there?!

2008 Mario looks behind him, and sees his 2018 self.

2008 Mario: Who are you?!

Mario: You’re probably not going to believe this, but I am you from the future.

2008 Mario: You look like me, but that’s impossible! If you are me, then what is the name of my YouTube channel?

Mario: It’s SuperMarioLogan!

2008 Mario: You are me! What are you doing here?

Mario: Well, I found this time machine, and I’ve been traveling to different periods trying to get back to my own.

2008 Mario: What is the future like?!

Mario: Well, we move to two new houses after this one, I get a retarded kid named Jeffy and I get a divorce with Peach sometime before that.

2008 Mario: Woah!

Mario: Well, I might as well head back to my own timeline.

2008 Mario: Ok. See you later!

Mario uses his time machine to head back to the Jurassic Era. Mama Luigi shows up.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Who were you talking to?

2008 Mario: I don’t know.

Mario ends up back in the Jurassic Era.

Mario: Ok. I’m going to need to find out how to get back to my period. I’m just going to sit down for a moment-

Mario sits down, but ends up crushing a lizard to death.

Mario: Oh no. I wish I didn’t kill that lizard.

Mario travels to 2018.

Mario: This looks like my timeline...

Suddenly, Junior, Joseph, and Cody enter the kitchen, but they have blue eyes.

Mario: Hey, Junior! What are you doing-

Suddenly, Junior beats up Mario, while Joseph grabs the device.

Joseph: You won’t be needing this...

Junior: You must come to our ruler...

Mario: What ruler?

Junior, Joseph, and Cody drag Mario outside where the rule turns out to be Goodman projected on a giant tv screen in the sky.

Goodman: I see you have brought me a new person to be converted.

Mario: What’s going on?

Goodman: I am Goodman! The self-proclaimed ruler of the universe! I have converted all of these people to help me steal money to give to me!

Mario: I must’ve changed the past...

Goodman: You haven’t been converted yet, so you must be converted! Guys! Send him to the THICC!

Mario: What’s THICC?

Junior, Joseph, and Cody drag Mario to a giant blue laser. Mario notices Shrek getting pushes in and coming back out with blue eyes.

Shrek: Must serve Badman...

Mario: HOW DO I GET OUT?!

Mario notices Joseph holding the time machine.

Mario: GIVE ME THAT!

Mario punches Joseph, grabs the time machine and runs into the house.

Goodman: STOP HIM!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody chase Mario into the house.

Mario: I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Mario enters the garage and pushes the travel button.

Junior: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody lunges at Mario, but he vanishes causing all three of them to get shredded by a buzzsaw that was behind Mario. Mario ends up back in the Jurassic Era.

Mario: Ok. I just have to avoid causing something that prevents the past-

Suddenly, a T-Rex lunges at Mario, but Mario ends up sneezing at it. The T-Rex sneezes on another dinosaur and dies, and the other dinosaur sneezes on another dinosaur and dies, and the cycle repeats throughout the long line of dinosaurs resembling a domino effect.

Mario: This is not going to be good...

Mario travels back to 2018 where he discovers Goodman.

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I need my house payment!

Mario: But I gave you it yesterday.

Goodman: YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY FREAKING HOUSE PAYMENT!

Mario: Why aren’t you cussing? You usually say F*** in your sentences.

Goodman: What’s F***?

Mario: Oh no...

Mario slams the door shut.

Goodman: WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSE PAYMENT?!

Mario runs to the computer and turns on the SML channel. Mario screams when he sees the channel has 700,000 subscribers instead of 5,000,000 subscribers.

Mario: OH NO! CUSSING DOESN’T EXIST IN THIS TIMELINE!

Mario uses the time machine to go back to the Jurassic Era.

Mario: I believe the only way to fix the timeline... IS TO TOUCH EVERYTHING!

Mario runs around the area using spears to slaughter dinosaurs, and reptiles causing multiple changes to the timeline.

2 Months Later.

Mario: Ok! Time to head back!

Mario travels back to 2018.

Mario: Well, the house looks normal.

Black Yoshi enters the kitchen.

Black Yoshi: THERE YOU ARE, MARIO! I NEED THE NEW CALL OF DUTY!

Mario: YES! IM BACK IN MY TIMELINE!

Black Yoshi: What do you mean?

Mario: Nothing! Anyways, I’m not buying the game.

Mario heads upstairs with Black Yoshi chasing him.

Black Yoshi: MARIO! PLEASE!

Suddenly, another Mario appears with the same time machine.

Mario 2: I wonder what timeline this is...

THE END

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STORY 24: The Mask!

A mysterious mask finds its way to Mario’s house. Black Yoshi ends up finding it and upon wearing it ends up possessed by the spirit that inhabits the mask. This causes Black Yoshi to go on a killing spree! Junior, Joseph, and Cody must now find a way to stop Black Yoshi and destroy the mask!

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Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII, when Mario enters.

Mario: Hey, Black Yoshi?

Black Yoshi: What is it, Mario?

Mario: I need you to go outside and get the mail.

Black Yoshi: But I want to play CoD!

Mario: If you get the mail, then I’ll buy you the next call of duty game!

Black Yoshi immediately runs outside to get the mail. Meanwhile, outside, an elderly man named Harold Wilfred is running from the cops while holding an ancient mask.

Brooklyn Guy: COME BACK HERE! YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

Harold Wilfred: NEVER! I NEED TO HIDE THIS MASK!

Brooklyn Guy: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!

Harold opens Mario’s mailbox and puts the mask inside.

Brooklyn Guy: OPEN FIRE!

The police shoot Harold Winifred, killing him.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok. Time to collect his body.

The police collect Harold Wilfred’s corpse and drive off just as Black Yoshi arrives to the mailbox.

Black Yoshi: Ok. Time to get the mail.

Black Yoshi opens the mailbox and gets the mail, but notices the mask.

Black Yoshi: What is this?

Black Yoshi pulls out the mask.

Black Yoshi: Might as well see what this does.

Black Yoshi puts on the mask, but it suddenly screeches.

Black Yoshi: WHAT THE?!

The mask fuses itself to Black Yoshi’s face and possesses him.

Black Yoshi: I want to kill...

Black Yoshi enters the house and go upstairs with the mail.

Mario: Hey, Black Yoshi! Did you get the mail?

Suddenly, Black Yoshi grabs a hammer and smacks Mark with it.

Mario: OW! WHAT THE-

Black Yoshi slits Mario’s throat with one of the letters, killing him.

Black Yoshi: Must kill...

Black Yoshi enters the kitchen. Chef Pee Pee is cooking.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok! I’m just cooking some pizza-

Chef Pee Pee notices Black Yoshi.

Chef Pee Pee: Black Yoshi? Where did you get that mask?

Black Yoshi grabs a butcher knife and stabs Chef Pee Pee with it.

Chef Pee Pee: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Black Yoshi grabs Chef Pee Pee and drags him to the fridge.

Chef Pee Pee: NO! PLEASE-

Black Yoshi stuffs Chef Pee Pee into the freezer.

A few moments later.

Black Yoshi opens the freezer and Chef Pee Pee is frozen in ice.

Black Yoshi: “Ice” to see you...

Black Yoshi grabs the frozen Chef Pee Pee and throws him on the ground and he shatters to pieces, killing him. Black Yoshi leaves the kitchen and leaves the kitchen.

Black Yoshi: Who else should I kill...

Black Yoshi hears Junior upstairs.

Black Yoshi: Perfect.

Black Yoshi heads upstairs and enters Junior’s bedroom. Junior is in the room with Joseph, Cody, and Toad.

Junior: So guys, what do you want to talk about?

Cody: Well, when does Pokémon Part 7 come out?

Junior: It will come out on ???

Cody: That didn’t really answer anything.

Toad: Is that Black Yoshi out there?

Junior and his friends notice Black Yoshi.

Joseph: Hey! That’s a really cool mask! Give it to me!

Junior: Don’t touch it!

Joseph grabs the mask, but it suddenly screeches and electrocutes Joseph, burning him into dust.

Cody: OH MY GOD!

Black Yoshi: IT’S TIME TO DIE!

Junior: RUN!

Junior, Cody, and Toad run out of the room with Black Yoshi chasing them.

Cody: IS THAT MASK POSSESSING BLACK YOSHI?!

Junior: KEEP RUNNING!

Junior, Cody, and Toad run past Jeffy.

Jeffy: What are they doing? Hey, Black Yoshi! What doing-

Black Yoshi’s mouth stretches to massive proportions and devours Jeffy.

Black Yoshi: Tastes like a diarah...

Black Yoshi chases Junior, Cody, and Toad downstairs into the kitchen.

Junior: OH MY GOD! IS THAT CHEF PEE PEE?!

Cody: JUNIOR! RUN!

Junior, Cody, and Toad run outside.

Toad: HOW DO WE STOP BLACK YOSHI?!

Cody: WE MUST DESTROY THE MASK!

Junior: HOW?!

Cody: LAVA!

A few moments later.

Cody: Ok! Is the lava ready?

Junior: It is!

Cody: Ok! Let’s lure Black Yoshi to it!

Toad notices Black Yoshi.

Toad: HE’S OVER THERE!

Black Yoshi: COME HERE!

Black Yoshi runs towards Junior, Cody, and Toad.

Junior: NOW!

Junior, Cody, and Toad run out of the way.

Black Yoshi: OH S***!

Black Yoshi falls into the lava.

Black Yoshi: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Black Yoshi screams as he dissolves into the lava and the mask gets disintegrated.

Junior: Ok! He’s dead!

Cody: Nice!

Junior: So, want to go play with toys?

Cody: Sure.

Junior: Ok.

Junior, Cody, and Toad head back into the house.

THE END

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STORY 25: SAW! (Part 2)

Synopsis: Junior, Joseph, Cody, Toad, Jeffy, and Black Yoshi find themselves trapped in a strange warehouse. The six must find their way out, but the warehouse is full of booby traps! Who will survive?

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Junior wakes up and finds himself in a strange warehouse.

Junior: What the? Where am I?

Junior notices his feet are attached to a conveyer belt.

Junior: WHAT THE?!

The lights turn on, and Junior notices Joseph, Cody, Toad, Jeffy, and Black Yoshi.

Junior: What are you doing here?

Joseph: I don’t know! We just woke up here!

Suddenly, the TV turns on.

Cody: WHAT THE?!

On the TV is a man wearing a Ronald McDonald mask.

Jeffy: Who is that?!

Man: Hello. I want to play a game...

Junior: What game?!

Man: You see. I have sent henchmen of mine to knock all six of you out and drag you into this warehouse.

Joseph: WHY ARE WE ON THESE CONVEYER BELTS?!

Man: That’s the first part of the game. Basically, on this trap, the conveyer belt will turn on and you will start to get pulled towards that shredder which will turn on. However, the only way to escape is there is a key hanging from the ceiling on both of your conveyer belts. You must grab the key and use it to free yourselves before you reach the shredder. Go!

The shredder and conveyer belt turns on, and the six start to get pulled towards it.

Junior: WE NEED TO GET THE KEY}

Cody: I’m trying to grab it!

Black Yoshi: YES! GOT MINE!

Black Yoshi frees himself and jumps off.

Jeffy: I got the key!

Jeffy frees himself.

Cody: Me too!

Junior: I GOT MINE!

Junior and Cody free themselves.

Joseph: GOT MINE!

Joseph uses the key, but it doesn’t unlock him.

Joseph: WHY ISN’T IT WORKING!

The TV turns on and the man appears.

Man: I also forgot to mention. One of the keys do not work!

Joseph: WHAT?!

Joseph is about to hit the shredder.

Joseph: OH S***!

Joseph screams as he is graphically ripped to shreds by the shredder, killing him.

Junior: SWEET JESUS GOD!

Cody vomits just as the TV turns back on.

Man: Congratulations! You passed the first test! Time for the next one!

Chains burst out of the door and attaches to Junior, Cody, Black Yoshi, and Toad’s legs before dragging them into the next room. The chains unlock upon reaching the next room.

Junior: Which trap is this?

The TV turns on.

Man: In this trap, you will notice a pressure plate on this table. Pressing it will unlock the door. However, the only way to keep the door open is to kill one of your own!

Junior: WHAT?!

Man: Good luck!

Toad: Well, who should we sacrifice-

Suddenly, Black Yoshi shoots Toad, killing him.

Cody: BLACK YOSHI! WHAT THE F***?!

Black Yoshi: We had to sacrifice somebody!

Black Yoshi puts Toad’s corpse on the pressure plate and it opens the door.

Man: Next room!

The chains drag the remaining four into the next room.

Man: In this trap, all you have to do is use a key to unlock the door.

Junior: Well, that sounds easy!

Cody: I got it!

Cody take the key and unlocks the door, but suddenly, a gun pops out of the peephole and shoots him, killing him.

Junior: WHAT THE?!

Man: You didn’t let me finish! I was going to warn you about the gun in the peephole, but since you ignored my warnings, you get to go into the PUNISHMENT ROUND!

Chains grabs Junior, Jeffy, and Black Yoshi and drag them into an arena.

Man: In the round, all three of you must grab weapons and try to kill each other. Last one standing wins! Now go!

Junior grabs a butcher knife, Jeffy grabs a gun, and Black Yoshi pulls out his gun.

Black Yoshi: I’m going to survive this round!

Black Yoshi shoots Jeffy, killing him.

Junior: NO!

Black Yoshi: YOUR TURN!

Junior: OH F***!

Junior runs around the arena, avoiding shots from Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi: JUST DIE! I NEED TO WIN!

Junior: NEVER!

Eventually, Junior throws his butcher knife and it strikes Black Yoshi in the face, killing him.

Junior: Finally.

The TV turns back on.

Man: Congratulations! You are the only one left! You get to go to the bonus round before I let you go!

A chain grabs Junior and pulls him through the roof. Junior finds the man standing in front of him.

Junior: After this round, I can go?

Man: Yes. You just have to answer this one question... What is FJGFKFMRODCIFMEKEIDCFJ + FKRMEOFV)FMFKDOCJVMFJ =

Junior: I don’t know that!

Man: Answer!

Junior: 7!

The man laughs evilly.

Man: That’s incorrect! You will now be spending time in my schoolhouse!

Junior: What do you mean?!

The man removes his Ronald McDonald mask and is revealed to be Baldi.

Junior: Who are you?!

Baldi: I’m Baldi, the owner of Baldi’s Schoolhouse! Since you failed my question, you must now spend time in my schoolhouse! I already dealt with the last person who failed my question!

Baldi summons the corpse of Simmons with the stake still in his face.

Junior: OH MY GOD!

Baldi: Now come with me!

Baldi summons a portal and enters it. Suddenly, Junior levitates into the air and is drawn towards the portal.

Junior: NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

Junior is sucked into the portal and the portal shuts...

THE END?

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STORY 26: 13 Sins! (Based off the movie) (Part 3)

Synopsis: Mario gets a mysterious voice message from someone who forces him to perform 13 tasks, and for every challenge he wins, he gets some money transferred to his account. If he refuses to do a challenge, he loses the money. Can Mario win the challenge, or escape?

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Mario is in the living room watching TV. Suddenly, a blue portal opens and SMG4 steps out.

Mario: WHO ARE YOU?!

SMG4: I am SMG4!

Mario: What are you doing here?

SMG4: You will find out soon...

SMG4 steps into the portal and it shuts.

Mario: Ok. That was odd.

Suddenly, Mario’s phone rings.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario answers the phone and a mysterious voice is heard.

Voice: Greetings, competitor...

Mario: Who are you? And what do you mean by competitor?

Voice: You have been chosen to participate in a series of 13 challenges.

Mario: For What?

Voice: Every time you win a challenge, you will have money transferred to your account.

Mario: Is this true?

Voice: Yes. Your first challenge is to kill a fly.

Mario: Well, that sounds easy.

Mario looks around the house for a fly and eventually finds one in a soup Chef Pee Pee is cooking.

Mario: There’s one!

Mario finds a newspaper, and crushes the fly with the paper, killing it.

Mario: Yes!

Mario hears his phone vibrate and when he goes to it and looks at his bank account, 1,000 dollars has been added to it.

Mario: Yes! I’m rich!

Voice: Great job! First challenge complete! Now for your second challenge, you must eat the fly.

Mario: EWW! THAT’S DISGUSTING!

Voice: If you don’t eat the fly as well as interfere with the game or tell anyone about it, you will forfeit the money.

Mario: Ok! I’ll do it.

Mario reluctantly eats the fly.

Mario: Eww! That was disgusting!

Mario looks at his bank account and another 1000 dollars were added.

Mario: At least it was worth it.

Voice: Congratulations! For your third challenge, you must upset a child.

Mario: Ok. Where can I find one?

Mario hears Jeffy upstairs.

Mario: Perfect.

Mario heads into Jeffy’s room.

Jeffy: I love playing on my Nintendo Switch!

Mario: Hey, Jeffy!

Jeffy: Hey, daddy! What doing?

Mario grabs the Nintendo Switch.

Jeffy: HEY!

Mario breaks the Nintendo Switch by breaking it in half.

Jeffy: NO! MY NINTENDO SWITCH!

Mario leaves the room.

Mario: Time to check if more money has been added.

Mario heads downstairs.

Jeffy: NO! NOOOOOO!!!

Jeffy is heard loading a gun and shoots himself, committing suicide.

Mario looks at his phone and another 1000 dollars have been added.

Mario: YES!

Voice: Your fourth challenge is to set fire to a building.

Mario: But that’s arson!

Voice: Don’t forfeit the money...

Mario: Ok! I’ll do it!

Mario heads outside and drives to Goodman’s mansion.

Goodman: I’m so rich!

Mario: Time to burn the place...

Mario waits for Goodman to leave. Then pulls out gasoline, pours it, and sets the entire mansion on fire.

Mario: Ok.

Mario sees another 1000 dollars has been added.

Mario: Ok. What is the next challenge?

Voice: Your next challenge is to scam a homeless man.

Mario: Well, I know where to find one.

Mario drives off.

A few minutes later.

Mario stops at a homeless camp located under an interstate bridge and finds Hansel.

Hansel: Hey there, Cheeseburger man!

Mario: Hey, I have 20 bucks for you.

Hansel: Thanks!

Hansel takes the 20 bucks, but as Mario is walking back to his house pulls on a string attached to the dollar bill thus pulling it out of Hansel’s hand.

Hansel: Oh man.

Mario enters his car and sees another 1000 dollars has been added.

Mario: Next challenge?

Voice: For your sixth challenge, you must kill someone and take their corpse out for lunch.

Mario: WHAT?! I CANT DO THAT!

Voice: Don’t forfeit it...

Mario: Fine...

Suddenly, Goodman bangs on Mario’s door.

Mario: AAHHHHH!

Goodman: YOU MOTHERF*****! YOU BURNT DOWN MY MANSION! IM SO TEARING OFF YOUR NIPPLES!

Goodman opens the car and drags Mario out, but Mario grabs a nearby spear and stabs Goodman.

Goodman: AAAHHHHH!

Goodman bleeds to death.

Mario: Ok. Got a corpse.

Mario puts Goodman’s corpse in the car and drives to a McDonald’s.

Mario: Ok. Now to take the corpse to lunch.

After Mario orders the food.

Mario: So how has your day been Goodman?

The corpse says nothing.

Mario: Well, that sounds good! I’ve been making more videos for my channel.

Suddenly, a cop enters.

Cop: Hey. I received reports of a kid committing suicide, a mansion being burnt down and apparently a murder recently occurred.

Mario: Oh no...

Voice: What are you going to do?

Mario smells something from the cop.

Mario: Hey!

Cop: What is it?

Mario: Are you intoxicated?!

Cop: Yes. Why?

Mario: I’ll report you to the cops unless you stop.

Cop: Ok!

The cop leaves.

Voice: Wow! You also finished the 7th challenge which was to threaten a cop so you get 2000 dollars added to your account for beating two challenges!

Mario: YES!

Mario enters his car and drives off, but the voice is heard again.

Voice: Did you see what you have done?!

Mario: What?

Voice: You forgot to take the corpse with you! You left behind evidence!

Mario: OH S***!

Voice: But if you beat the next challenge, then your record will be erased.

Mario: Well, that’s good.

Voice: For your next challenge, you must go to your house.

Mario: Ok.

Mario drives to his house.

Voice: Now go to the bathroom upstairs.

Mario: Why?

Voice: You’ll see...

Mario goes upstairs.

Voice: See that ogre in the bathroom?

Mario: You mean Shrek?

Voice: Yes. Kill him.

Mario: NO!

Voice: What about the money?

Mario: Fine!

Mario grabs a baseball bat from the game room and enters the bathroom.

Shrek: Hey, donkey! What are you doing-

Mario hits Shrek with the bat.

Shrek: OW! STOP!

Mario beats Shrek to death with the bat.

Mario: Done.

Toad: Hey, Mario! What are you doing- OH MY GOD!

Voice: Quick! Kill the witness!

Toad: I need to call the cops!

Mario: NO!

Mario tackles Toad and rips off his head, killing him.

Voice: Great! That was also your 9th challenge! You win another 2000 dollars!

Mario: What’s next?

Voice: For your 10th challenge, go to the town hall.

Mario: Ok.

Mario drives to the Town Hall.

Voice: Go to the prime minister.

Mario: Ok.

Mario heads to the Prime Minister’s office where Crash Bandicoot is at his desk.

Crash Bandicoot: Who are you?

Voice: Kill him.

Mario: Ok.

Mario tackles Crash Bandicoot and beats him up.

Crash Bandicoot: OW! POLICE!

Mario grabs Crash Bandicoot and throws him out the window to his death.

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE KILLED THE PRIME MINISTER! AFTER HIM!

Voice: Get out of there!

Mario jumps out the window, lands on Crash’s corpse and runs off.

Brooklyn Guy: THERE HE IS! DONT LET HIM ESCAPE!

Voice: I also have to tell you this. There is another person playing the game. He is on his final challenge. You must finish before him.

Mario: OK!

Mario notices a taxi and gets into it, driving off.

Brooklyn Guy: WHERE DID HE GO?!

Mario: Ok! I lost the cops!

Voice: For your next challenge, you must take that wire on the ground and attach it to those two trees on each side of the road.

Mario: Why?

Voice: You’ll see...

Mario attaches the wire to the trees and waits by the road. He becomes shocked to notice a couple of bikers driving towards the wire.

Mario: OH NO!

Mario quickly removes the wire from the trees.

Mario: Yes! It’s done!

Suddenly, Mario notices a shadowy Person reattaching the wire to the trees,

Mario: HEY!

The figure leaves.

Mario: OH NO! STOP-

The bikers crash into the wire and are decapitated.

Mario: NO! I CAN’T DO ANYMORE CHALLENGES!

Voice: I saw you just tried to interfere with the game, but I won’t disqualify you. For your 12th challenge, you must kill a family member.

Mario: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Voice: YOU BETTER DO IT!

Mario: Fine!

Mario drives to his house.

Mario: Ok! I think I’ll kill Jeffy!

Mario enters the room, but screams when he sees Jeffy’s corpse.

Mario: OH NO! WHO CAN I KILL?!

Voice: Actually, the other competitor’s last challenge is to also kill a family member. He should be coming now.

Suddenly, Luigi appears.

Luigi: Hello, Mario!

Mario: LUIGI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Luigi: I came here to kill you and win my game!

Mario: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!

Mario grabs a gun and shoots at Luigi, but he dodges.

Luigi: TAKE THIS!

Luigi fires at Mario, but Mario runs into the game room.

Mario: I NEED TO USE SOMETHING ON HIM!

Mario notices a grenade.

Mario: THE GRENADE!

Mario grabs the grenade.

Luigi: FOUND YOU!

Mario: DIE!

Mario detonate the grenade and throws it at Luigi.

Luigi: HOLY F***-

The grenade explodes, killing Luigi.

Mario: YES! I WON!

Mario notices all of Luigi’s money being transferred to his account.

Mario: I’M RICH!

Suddenly, the voice laughs evilly.

Voice: Congratulations! You finished the 12th challenge!

Mario: What’s my final challenge?

The voice laughs evilly.

Voice: There was no final challenge! The real game has just begun!

Mario: What do you mean?!

Suddenly, a green portal appears and Baldi walks out.

Baldi: There you are!

Mario: Who are you?!

Baldi: I’m Baldi! You see, I was the one who had you go through the 12 challenges!

Mario: IT WAS YOU?!

Baldi: Yes! Since you won, you get to participate in MY game! Now come with me! I have another person waiting for me!

Mario: Ok...

Mario and Baldi walk into the portal and it shuts...

THE END?

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STORY 27: The Basement! (Part 1)

Synopsis: Bowser Junior was playing with his toys when he started hearing banging sounds coming from the basement. Despite the other’s warnings, Junior unlocks the basement door and ends up unleashing a demonic being...

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Bowser Junior is in his room, playing with his toys.

Junior: Look out Thomas! There’s the ugly red one! Kill it!

Junior runs over the ugly red train with his Thomas toy.

Junior: Yes! You killed him!

Suddenly, Junior hears some banging sounds coming from downstairs.

Junior: What the? Where is that sound coming from?

Junior heads downstairs as the noise becomes louder. When Junior enters the kitchen, he discovers it is apparently coming from the basement door.

Junior: It’s coming from the basement! I never knew we had a basement.

Junior tries to open the door, but it is locked.

Junior: It’s locked!

Suddenly, Chef Pee Pee appears behind Junior.

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! What are you doing?!

Junior: There is something loud coming from the basement.

Chef Pee Pee: Ignore the sounds! You must never go down there!

Junior: Why?

Chef Pee Pee: I can’t tell you! It will make you more curious! Just go back upstairs and play with your toys!

Junior: Ok.

Junior goes into his room.

Junior: I wonder what is going on in the basement? I think I’ll call my friends over so we can look inside at night while everyone is asleep.

A few hours later.

After everyone has gone to sleep, Junior opens the window and Joseph and Cody climb into his room.

Joseph: So what are we doing?

Junior: I’ve been hearing noises in the basement so we are going to break in and see what is inside.

Cody: I got the crowbar.

Junior: Ok! Let’s see what’s in the basement.

Junior, Joseph and Cody head downstairs into the kitchen and they see Chef Pee Pee asleep holding sleeping gas.

Cody: There’s Chef Pee Pee!

Joseph: How do we get past him?

Junior: I know!

Junior stuffs cotton into Chef Pee Pee’s ears.

Junior: Now he won’t hear us.

Cody: Ok. Let’s start breaking the door.

Cody uses the crowbar on the door, but the noise ends up causing the cotton to fall off of Chef Pee Pee’s ears and he wakes up.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Junior: INTO THE BASEMENT!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody run into the basement.

Chef Pee Pee: DON’T LET HIM OUT!

Junior: WHAT IS THAT?!

Junior notices a jail cell door and opens it.

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Junior: WHO IS THAT?!

A person walks out of the cell. He looks just like Junior, but with scars all over him.

???: I’m free...

To be continued...

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STORY 28: The Evil Twin! (Part 2)

Synopsis: Junior released a person that looks just like him from the basement. The person has murderous intentions and it’s up to Junior to stop him!

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Junior: WHO ARE YOU?!

???: I am your twin!

Junior: What do you mean by a twin?!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, Junior. Here is who he is?

The scene transitions to a flashback.

Chef Pee Pee: When you were born, there was a twin born with you. However, it turned out one of the twins was evil and it is said that the twin who had a scar on his right eye is the evil twin. So we had to lock the evil twin, Aparat in the basement to keep him from performing his evil deeds.

The flashback ends.

Chef Pee Pee: Anyways, now you just released the evil twin!

Aparat grabs Joseph and gouges his eyes out, killing him.

Junior: RUN!

Junior, Cody, and Chef Pee Pee run out of the basement with Aparat chasing them.

Aparat: YOU WILL PAY FOR LOCKING ME IN!

Aparat chases Junior, Cody, and Chef Pee Pee upstairs.

Junior: WHERE DO WE HIDE?!

Cody: IN THE BEDROOM!

The three hide in Junior’s bedroom and jump into the drawer when Aparat enters.

Aparat: Where are you?!

Aparat opens a drawer, but no one is in there. A Scooby Doo sequence starts as Aparat switches through the drawers only to find Junior, Cody, and Chef Pee Pee in a different drawer above or below him.

Aparat: STOP FOOLING AROUND!

The three jump out of the drawers as Aparat chases them downstairs.

Aparat: COME BACK HERE!

Aparat chases Junior, Cody, and Chef Pee Pee outside where Brooklyn Guy is outside.

Brooklyn Guy: I REMEMBER YOU! YOU’RE THE EVIL TWIN! WHERE’S MY GUN?!

Aparat: NO!

Aparat leaps in Brooklyn Guy and mauls him to death.

Junior: THE GUN!

Junior grabs Brooklyn Guy’s gun.

Aparat: DIE!

Aparat runs towards Junior, but Junior shoots Aparat multiple times, killing him.

Junior: Yes! He’s dead!

Chef Pee Pee: Finally, we don’t need to worry about his evil!

Cody: You two do realize Joseph is dead, right?

Junior: He’ll be back next story! Let’s go play with toys!

Cody: Ok!

Junior, Cody, and Chef Pee Pee go back into the house.

THE END

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STORY 29: Pet Semetary! (The one where Joseph dies and comes back to life as a zombie)

Synopsis: While outside, Joseph ends up getting run over by a car and killed. He ends up getting buried in Pet Semetary which is a cursed graveyard. Joseph ends up coming back as a zombie and kills everyone that is in his sights. It is up to Junior to stop him!

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Junior, Joseph, and Cody are in the living room playing baseball.

Junior: Who’s going to catch the baseball?

Joseph: I’ll try!

Junior: Catch!

Junior throws the ball at Joseph and he catches it.

Joseph: Got it!

Cody: Toss it here!

Joseph throws the ball to Cody who then tosses it back to Joseph.

Junior: Trickshot!

Junior throws the ball but it smashes through the window and lands on the road.

Cody: Junior! You broke the window!

Joseph: The ball is in the road!

Junior: Joseph! Go get the ball!

Joseph: Why me?!

Junior: Because you were supposed to catch it!

Joseph: Fine.

Joseph runs outside and grabs the ball off the road.

Joseph: Guys! I got the ball-

Suddenly, Joseph is struck by a car and killed.

Junior: OH MY GOD,

Jackie Chu was driving the car.

Jackie Chu: How many people do I keep killing because of my squinted eyes?!

A few hours later.

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons are in a car with Joseph’s corpse.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok. Where should we bury the body?

Simmons: Over there!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons drive into a cemetery. However, the sign says Pet Semetary! Do not bury!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! Let’s bury it here!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons put Joseph’s corpse into an empty grave and bury it.

Simmons: Ok. That’s done with-

Suddenly, lightning strikes the grave.

Brooklyn Guy: OH CRAP! Never mind. It was just lightning-

Suddenly, Joseph’s arm bursts out of the grave and grabs Simmons.

Simmons: WHAT THE F***?!

Joseph crawls out of the grave and mauls Simmons to death.

Brooklyn Guy: OH GOD! DIE!

Brooklyn Guy shoots at Joseph, but the bullets do nothing.

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Joseph tackles Brooklyn Guy and strangles him to death.

Joseph: Must kill Junior...

Joseph steals the car and drives off.

A few hours later.

Junior is watching Doofy the Dragon.

Doofy: Hey kids! It’s me, Doofy the Dragon! Today, I will be-

Suddenly, Doofy is shot and killed by someone.

Junior: WHAT THE?! WHO KILLED DOOFY?!

Someone knocks on the door.

Junior: Who is that?

Junior opens the door.

Junior: Hello?

Junior notices a package on the ground.

Junior: What’s in it?

Junior opens the package and screams when he sees Doofy’s decapitated head.

Junior: WHAT THE HECK?! I NEED TO CALL CODY!

Junior calls Cody and he arrives.

Cody: Hey, Junior!

Cody: CODY! SOMEONE KILLED DOOFY THE DRAGON! THEY SHIPPED HIS HEAD TO MY HOUSE!

Cody: WHO WOULD DO THAT?!

Suddenly, Cody is shot and killed.

Junior: NO!

Junior notices Joseph outside.

Junior: JOSEPH?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?!

Joseph: YOU WILL PAY!

Junior screams and runs into the kitchen while Joseph is chasing him.

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! What are you doing-

Joseph grabs a butcher knife and decapitates Chef Pee Pee, killing him.

Junior: OH S***!

Junior runs upstairs.

Joseph: Where are you going...

Joseph chases Junior upstairs and Mario is upstairs.

Mario: IS THAT A TURTLE?! KILL IT!

Mario battles Joseph, but Joseph overwhelms Mario and stabs him with a pair of scissors, killing him.

Junior: OH GOD!

Junior hides behind the couch, but Joseph flips it over.

Joseph: DIE!

Junior: NO!

Junior pushes Joseph out the window, but he survives the fall.

Junior: HOW DO I KILL HIM?!

Junior notices a car on the road.

Junior: HE NEEDS TO GET RUN OVER AGAIN!

Junior exits the house.

Junior: JOSEPH! COME GET ME!

Joseph: COME HERE!

Joseph chases Junior on the road and eventually tackles him.

Junior: NO! LET ME GO!

Joseph: DIE!

Joseph slits Junior’s throat with a knife, killing him.

Joseph: Finally-

Suddenly, Joseph notices the car heading towards him.

Joseph: OH SHI-

Joseph is hit by the car and is splattered into pieces, killing him again.

Jackie Chu: I just killed another turtle! I’m so getting eye surgery after this!

THE END

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STORY 30: Child’s Play!

Synopsis: Cody gets the help of a wizard to bring his Ken doll to life. Unfortunately, Ken goes on a killing spree and it’s up to Cody to stop him.

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Junior is in his room, playing with Joseph and Cody.

Junior: So guys, what toys do you want to play?

Cody: Well, I’m already making out with Ken.

Joseph: DUDE! HE’S A DOLL!

Junior: CODY! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK KEN IS ALIVE?!

Cody: He is!

Junior: Can he talk?!

Cody: Yes! See?

Ken says nothing.

Cody: He just said that he’s alive.p!

Junior: BULLS***! F***! MOTHERF****** C***SUCKING F***!

Joseph: CODY! KEN IS NOT ALIVE!

Cody: HE IS!

Junior: GET KEN OUT OF HERE!

Junior grabs Ken and throws him out the window.

Cody: JUNIOR! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Junior: HE’S NOT ALIVE!

Cody: I’M GOING HOME!

Cody leaves.

Junior: YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO THE FINAL STORY!

Joseph: What story?

Junior: I don’t know.

Cody is outside.

Cody: How will I prove to them that Ken is alive!

Cody notices a wizard nearby.

Cody: Is that a wizard? Maybe he can help!

Cody heads to the wizard.

Cody: Hey, there! I need you to make my Ken doll alive.

Wizard: Ok. Today is my last day on Earth anyway.

The wizard begins to cast the spell.

Wizard: Chocolate Strawberry Peach Vanilla Banana Pistachio Peppermint Lemon Orange and Butterscotch!

The wizard zaps the Ken doll and brings it to life.

Ken: Hi, Cody!

Cody: Yes! He’s alive!

Wizard: But be warned. There could be a curse!

Cody: What do you mean?

Wizard: But it doesn’t matter! The only way to stop the curse when it happens is to-

Suddenly, the clock strikes 4:00 PM.

Wizard. Sorry! Too late.

The wizard disintegrates into dust and dies.

Cody: Ok.

Cody enters the house.

Joseph: So Junior! Are we playing basketball?

Junior: I’m going to make the hoop!

Cody enters with Ken.

Cody: Hey guys! Here’s Ken!

Junior: Is Ken alive?!

Cody: Yeah he is!

Joseph: That’s not true!

Junior: But he’s alive!

Joseph: Cody is just faking it with special effects! I’ll prove it!

Joseph grabs Ken.

Joseph: HEY! ARE YOU ALIVE-

Suddenly, Ken rips off Joseph’s head, killing him and throws his head into the basketball hoop.

Junior: WHAT THE?!

Cody: HE JUST KILLED JOSEPH!

Ken: TIME TO DIE!

Ken runs downstairs.

Cody: WHERE IS HE GOING?!

Cody and Junior chase Ken downstairs into the kitchen where Chef Pee Pee is cooking.

Chef Pee Pee: Ok! Almost done cooking in the deep fryer-

Ken grabs Chef Pee Pee and throws him into the fryer, killing him and then spills the fryer showing Chef Pee Pee turned into fried chicken.

Junior: HE KILLED CHEF PEE PEE!

Ken runs into the living room.

Mario: WHY IS THERE A DOLL MOVING AROUND?!

Ken snaps Mario’s neck, killing him.

Junior: WE NEED TO STOP HIM!

Cody: I know how!

Cody grabs Ken.

Ken: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Cody snaps Ken in half.

Cody: Ok. He’s dead-

Suddenly, Ken gets back up and mauls Toad to death.

Cody: THAT DIDN’T KILL HIM?!

Junior: WHAT DO WE DO?!

Cody: LET’S BURN HIM!

Cody and Junior pour gasoline all over Ken and light him on fire, but it doesn’t kill him.

Ken: NO! MY HUNKY BODY!

Cody: HE STILL WON’T DIE!

Ken: DIE!

Cody: THERE MUST BE A WAY TO KILL HIM!

Cody notices the wizard’s staff outside.

Cody: WE NEED TO USE THE STAFF!

Junior: What staff?

Cody: JUST HURRY!

Junior and Cody run outside and grab the staff.

Cody: USE THE STAFF!

Junior: OK!

Ken: COME HERE-

Junior activates the staff and it zaps Ken.

Ken: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ken is disintegrated into dust, killing him.

Cody: Finally, he’s dead!

Junior: Yes!

Cody: By the way, am I invited to the last story?

Junior: I think... NO!

THE END

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STORY 31: Baldi’s Basics! “FINAL STORY” (Part 4/FINAL PART)

Synopsis: Mario and Bowser Junior find themselves in Baldi’s Schoolhouse! In order to escape, they must collect all seven notebooks while encountering numerous characters along the way, but when one of them gets the problem wrong, Baldi gets mad and tries to spank them with a ruler. Will Mario and Junior escape?

NOTE: Read Graveyard Shift, SAW, and 13 Sins before reading this story!

“SPECIAL TEASER AFTER THIS STORY!”

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The green portal opens in a hallway and Baldi and Mario walk out.

Mario: So where are we?

Baldi: We’re at my schoolhouse!

Mario: What do we do here?

Baldi: You’ll See!

Baldi teleports Mario to the school entrance where he sees Bowser Junior.

Mario: Junior? What are you doing here?

Junior: Well, this guy named Baldi took me through a green portal and now I’m here!

Mario: Ok.

Suddenly, Baldi appears in front of them.

Mario: What the?!

Baldi: Oh, hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse!

Mario: So what do we do here?

Baldi: You must go around the school and collect all seven notebooks, then I will let you go!

Junior: But the entrance is right here! Can we just leave-

Junior opens the entrance, but screams when he notices the school is floating in a bottomless void.

Baldi: You can’t leave like that! Find all seven notebooks and you may leave! Good luck!

Mario: Guess we have to find all seven notebooks.

Mario enters a classroom and notices a notebook.

Mario: Found one!

Mario grabs the notebook, but is suddenly warped to a large tablet with Baldi on it.

Baldi: Every time you find a notebook, you must answer three questions! Problem 1: 3+5?

Mario: It’s 8!

Baldi: You got it! Problem 2: 0-6?

Mario: -6!

Baldi: You’re doing fantastic! Problem 3: 4+7?

Mario: 11!

Mario is teleported back to the hallway where he sees Baldi.

Baldi: You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!

Mario: Nice!

Mario takes the quarter.

Baldi: Keep finding notebooks!

Mario: Ok.

Mario heads to a door, but it is locked.

Mario: It’s locked?

Baldi: You need to collect two notebooks before you can use these doors.

Mario: Ok.

Meanwhile, Junior has found the 2nd notebook in a classroom and is teleported to the tablet.

Baldi: 2+7?

Junior: 9!

Baldi: 3+10?

Junior: 13!

Baldi: You’re doing fantastic! Problem 3: GJTMTOVVJRRJRMEIFJF + DJEMEEICJFNRJRDICJ =?

Junior: Not this question again! Um... 9!

Baldi’s face turns angry and disappears.

Junior: What just happened?

Baldi suddenly glitches.

Baldi: I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG!

Baldi teleports away.

Mario: What just happened?!

Junior: I don’t know! I think I got a question wrong-

Suddenly, Mario and Junior hear a slap sound.

Mario: What was that?!

After a while, Baldi reappears, holding a ruler.

Baldi: FOR GETTING MY PROBLEMS WRONG, I’M GOING TO BUST YO A**!

Mario: RUN!

Mario and Junior run off, but suddenly come across Principal of the Thing.

Junior: Who is that?!

Principal of the Thing: No running in the halls!

Principal of the Thing grabs Mario and Junior, and teleports them into the detention room.

Principal of the Thing: 15 seconds! Detention for you! When will you learn?

Principal of the Thing leaves.

Mario: Guess we have to wait 15 seconds.

15 Seconds Later.

Mario and Junior leave the detention room and enter a classroom.

Mario: ANOTHER NOTEBOOK!

Mario grabs the notebook and is sent to the tablet.

3+5?

Mario: 8!

2+1?

Mario: 3!

DMRMRROFIFJRJ + FJRKFIFFJMF =?

Mario: Um... 2?

I HEAR MATH THAT BAD.

Mario: Got it wrong!

Junior: It sounds like the slapping is getting faster.

Mario: Well, let’s find the other notebooks.

Mario walks down a hallway, but suddenly a poorly drawn girl appears.

Mario: Who is that?!

Playtime: LET’S PLAY!

Mario: WHAT?!

Playtime touches Mario and a jump rope appears over Mario.

Mario: WHAT IS THIS?!

Playtime: JUMP ROPE TEN TIMES IN A ROW! ONCE YOU DO, I’LL LET YOU GO!

Mario: Ok.

Mario starts to jump the jump rope, while Junior enters another classroom.

Junior: Another notebook!

Junior gets the first two questions right, but loses the third one.

Junior: Not again!

Baldi: FAILING THREE QUESTIONS IN A ROW?! YOU’RE IN FOR IT NOW!

Junior: OH S***!

Principal of the Thing appears.

Principal of the Thing: No cussing in the halls!

Junior is teleported to the detention room.

Principal of the Thing: 30 seconds! Detention for you! Your parents will hear about this one!

Principal of the Thing leaves the room.

Junior: Dang it!

Meanwhile, Mario finishes the 10th jump.

Playtime: WOW! THAT’S GREAT! LET’S PLAY AGAIN!

Mario: Sorry! No time!

Mario runs off.

Playtime: You will play...

Mario enters a classroom and finds the 5th notebook.

Mario: Found it!

Mario answers the questions, and fails the 3rd one as usual.

Mario: Oh come on! That one was impossible to answer!

Baldi: 2 NOTEBOOKS REMAINING! BETTER GRAB THEM ALL!

Mario: Ok!

Mario runs off, but comes across a robot across the halls.

Mario: What is that?

1st Prize: I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Mario: What?

1st Prize zooms toward Mario.

Mario: OH S***!

1st Prize pins Mario against the wall.

Mario: GET OFF! GET OFF!

Mario pushes 1st Prize to the floor and runs off.

1st Prize: Oh... No...

Mario looks for the next classroom, but comes across a School Faculty Only! room.

Mario: I wonder what’s in here...

Mario enters the room, but finds a strange device on a table.

Mario: What is that?

Mario pushes the button on the device, and it suddenly shows a hologram of Waluigi attacking the Mushroom Kingdom, a bunch of T-Pose zombies, but Mario is shocked at the last one which shows him and the other SML characters fighting Waluigi’s army with the other SMG4 characters.

Mario: What am I doing on there?!

Suddenly, a blue portal opens and SMG4 runs out.

SMG4: There you are!

Mario: You’re the same guy from the blue portal! What are you doing here?!

SMG4: I came to warn you about the Waluigi apocalypse! Waluigi was rejected from Smash Bros for too long and is going to take over the universe! When the time comes, you must help us!

Mario: How?!

SMG4: I can’t explain now! I got to go! He’s coming!

SMG4 runs back into the blue portal and it shuts.

Mario: What is with this blue version of me?!

Principal of the Thing enters.

Principal of the Thing: No entering school faculty only rooms in the halls!

Mario is teleported to the detention room just as Junior leaves.

Principal of the Thing: 45 seconds! Detention for you! You should know better.

Principal of the Thing leaves.

Mario: At least Baldi isn’t around...

A slap sound is heard in Mario’s direction.

Mario: F***...

Meanwhile, Junior is going through a hallway, but is suddenly blocked by an orange obese person.

Junior: Hey! Get out of my way!

It’s a Bully: Give me something Gggrrrreeeeaaaattttttt...

Junior: But I don’t have anything!

It’s a Bully punches Junior causing a McDonald’s happy meal to fly out and It’s a Bully grabs it and wraps away.

It’s a Bully: I’ll take that! It’s mine Nnnnnnoooooowwwwwww..

Junior: HEY! THAT’S MINE! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LUNCH!

Suddenly, a living broom zooms rapidly towards Junior.

Junior: WHAT IS THAT?!

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

Junior: OH S***!

Gotta Sweep hits Junior and zooms off with Junior stuck to him.

Junior: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Gotta Sweep: LOOKS LIKE IT’S SWEEPING TIME!

Meanwhile, Mario is still in the Detention room with Baldi.

Baldi: I WILL MOUNT YOUR BUTT OVER ME FIREPLACE!

Mario: NO!

Baldi: BUT IT’S EXTRA THICC!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario runs around the room with a Baldi chasing him. Mario grabs a soda off the ground and sprays it at Baldi.

Baldi: IT BURNS!

Mario: I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Mario runs out of the room.

Baldi: I WILL GET YOUR THICC!

Meanwhile, Junior gets flown off of Gotta Sweep and hits a wall.

Junior: OW!

Junior enters a classroom.

Junior: Another notebook!

Junior answers the questions and fails the third one.

Junior: EVERY TIME!

Mario meets with Junior.

Mario: There’s only one notebook left!

Junior: YES! WE’RE ALMOST OUT!

Playtime: LET’S PLAY!

Mario: NOT HER AGAIN!

Junior: I found scissors while in detention!

Mario: Give them here!

The jump rope spawns above Mario, but he uses the scissors to cut the rope.

Playtime: WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!

Playtime runs off.

Mario: That should keep her away for a while.

Mario enters the classroom and discovers the last notebook.

Mario: THE LAST NOTEBOOK!

Mario leaps for it, but the notebook suddenly glitches and vanishes.

Mario: WHAT THE?!

Mario and Junior are suddenly shrunk and they see a giant Baldi.

Baldi: YOU WILL NEVER GET THE LAST NOTEBOOK AND ESCAPE! IT’S TIME TO DIE!

Baldi tries to step on Mario and Junior, but they dodge.

Baldi: JUST DIE ALREADY!

Mario: WHERE’S THE LAST NOTEBOOK?!

Junior: IT’S ON TOP OF HIS HEAD!

Mario: WE NEED TO GET ON TOP OF HIS HEAD SOMEHOW! I know how!

Mario climbs onto the teacher’s desk.

Mario: HEY BALDI! I BET YOU CAN’T SLAP ME WITH THAT RULER!

Baldi: Oh, really?

Baldi tries to crush Mario with the ruler, but he dodges, grabs the ruler and begins to climb onto Baldi.

Baldi: WHAT THE?! GET OFF OF ME!

Baldi tries to shake Mario off by crashing into different objects in the classroom, but Mario manages to reach the top.

Mario: THE LAST NOTEBOOK!

Baldi: NO!

Mario grabs the last notebook, but notices a sock puppet.

Mario: WHO IS THAT?!

Baldi: Arts and Crafters! Kill him!

Arts and Crafters: WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!

Mario: OH S***!

Mario fights Arts and Crafters and throws him off. Arts and Crafters lands in a lit candle.

Arts and Crafters: IT BURNS!

Arts and Crafters is disintegrated by the fire, killing him.

Baldi: NO!

Mario: TIME TO FINISH!

Mario answers the questions, but when he gets to the third one, it reveals the answer...

Mario: THE ANSWER IS CODY’S MOM!

Baldi: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!

All of the seven notebooks disappear, and Mario and Junior grow to normal size.

Baldi: YOU FINISHED ALL SEVEN NOTEBOOKS AND GOT THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION RIGHT?!

A fizzling sound is heard.

Baldi: Oh no...

Baldi runs to the cafeteria and sees the entire school is beginning to disintegrate.

It’s a Bully: I’m being disintergratEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD-

It’s a Bully is disintegrated, killing him.

Baldi: OH NO! WHEN ALL SEVEN NOTEBOOKS AND THE FINAL QUESTION IS ANSWERED CORRECTLY, THE SCHOOL AND EVERYONE IN IT CEASES TO EXIST!

Mario: WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Mario and Junior desperately try to outrun the disintegrating wave.

Playtime: Oh! That makes me SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Playtime is disintegrated.

Principal of the Thing: No solving the last question in the HAAAAAAAAAAA-

Principal of the Thing is disintegrated.

1st Prize: I’m being disintegrated. I don’t like THHHHAAAAAAAAA-

1st Prize is disintegrated.

Gotta Sweep suddenly sweeps Mario and Junior towards the wave.

Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

Mario: OH NO!

Junior quickly grabs Gotta Sweep and breaks him in half, killing him.

Baldi: This can’t be! You can’t disintegrate my school and get away with it! I won’t let you get away. I won’t let you get away. I won’t let you GET AWAY! I WON’T LET YOU GET AWAY! I WON’T LET YOU ESCAPE! I WON’T LET YOU ESCAPE!!!

Mario: THERE’S THE PORTAL!

Baldi: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Junior: HE’S RIGHT BEHIND US!

Baldi chases after Mario and Junior to the entrance.

Baldi: YOU WILL DIE HERE WITH US!

Mario: QUICK! INTO THE PORTAL!

Mario and Junior run into the portal.

Baldi: STOP!

Baldi leaps towards the portal, but it shuts causing him to hit the wall.

Baldi: NO! THE PORTAL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Baldi screams as he violently disintegrates, killing him, as the entire school disintegrates. Meanwhile, Mario and Junior exit the portal and find themselves back in the house.

Mario: WE’RE FINALLY BACK!

Junior: YES!

Joseph shows up.

Joseph: Hey, guys!

Junior: Joseph?! Didn’t you get killed in the shredder trap?

Joseph: I did, but I come back to life in each story.

Junior: What story?

Joseph: I don’t know.

Mario: Well, at least we’re finally back.

Mario hears his phone vibrate and when he looks at his phone, all the money he won on his bank account gets erased due to killing Baldi.

Mario: Well, it was good while it lasted.

THE END

Joseph: YES! I SURVIVE THE LAST STORY-

Suddenly, the D in THE END falls off and lands on Joseph, killing him.

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Rh390110478: Hey, guys! It’s me, Rh390110478! I hope you enjoyed all the stories on the HALLOWIKI event! More stuff such as alternate endings and ideas will be coming soon-

A window is heard being broken open.

Rh390110478: Wait. Who is that?

The shadowy figure from the Badman’s Legacy teaser appears.

Rh390110478: WHO ARE YOU?! NO! STAY BACK! NOOO!!!

The figure stabs Rh390110478 repeatably, killing him. The figure then takes over the messaging board.

Shadowy Figure: You are probably wondering who I am... But that will come later... Anyways, all of those SML characters will pay for killing Badman...

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SML Idea: Badman’s Legacy!

Coming in November!