The Election!

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Synopsis: 20 years earlier, Crash Bandicoot discovers a trio of robbers are planning to assassinate the prime minister, Cranky Kong! Can he stop them?

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Early-day Pensacola

February 5th, 1989

A bunch of bandicoots cross the desert, until they come across a small village. They enter the village and wander around.

Bandicoot 1: Keep your eyes out. We need to stop these guys before they harm the prime minister!

Bandicoot 2: Right! Without a prime minister, Pensacola is doomed!

Bandicoot 1: Right now, Badman the First and his men are holding him hostage in an underground bunker! We must move quietly.

The three bandicoots sneak into the saloon and discover a hidden door.

???: That’s right! Stay still!

Cranky Kong: I’ll never give up the armor!

Bandicoot 1: There he is.

Cranky Kong is in the basement surrounded by four tough thugs. The leader resembles Badman, but with black skin and yellow eyes.

Badman I: I’m not going to ask you again! WHERE’S THE ARMOR?!

Cranky Kong: I’ll never tell you!

Bandicoot 2: We have to stop those guys before they kill the prime minister.

A thug kicks Cranky Kong to the floor.

Thug 1: YOU HEARD THE MAN! TELL US WHERE IT IS!

Cranky Kong: Ok! It’s in that shelf!

Thug 3: Finally!

Badman I heads to the shelf and opens a box containing a small capsule.

Badman I: What is this?

Cranky Kong: That’s the armor! It’s currently in portable mode!

Badman I: Ok! Anyways, YES! WE GOT IT!

Thug 2: UNLIMITED POWER!

Thug 3: THE POWER IS ALL OURS!

Bandicoot 1: Now we have to stop them and save the prime minister. (To Bandicoot 3) You stay here and keep watch.

Bandicoot 3: Got it.

Bandicoots 1 and 2 jump off the balcony and land in the basement and pull out swords.

Bandicoot 1: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Badman I: It’s an attack!

Thug 4: Stop them!

The two bandicoots battle the thugs, but Badman I shoots both of them dead.

Badman I: That was a close one! Let’s go, guys!

Thug 1: Ok!

Thug 2: Hang on! I got to reload my ammo!

Thug 4: I got to use the restroom!

Badman I: Fine! But real quick!

Badman and two of the thugs follow the other thugs out of the room.

Bandicoot 3: They killed both of them! It’s up to me, now.

Bandicoot 3 takes out a rope and climbs down into the basement.

Cranky Kong: Who are you?

Bandicoot 3: My name’s Crash.

Cranky Kong: Ok! But right now, Badman I and his thugs are plotting to steal the armor. You have to stop them! I’ll call the police.

Young Crash: On it!

Crash takes the armor capsule out of the box and climbs back up the rope, but Badman I and the thugs enter.

Badman I: WHO IS THAT?!

Thug 3: HE’S GOT OUR THINGY!

Thug 4: AFTER HIM!

The thugs shoot at Crash, but he gets to the top and runs out of the basement.

Badman I: GET HIM! DON’T LET HIM GET AWAY!

Badman I and the thugs head up the stairs and pursue Crash. Crash exits the saloon and looks for a place to run to. He spots a train far in the distance.

Young Crash: Perfect!

Crash runs off towards the train just as Badman I and the thugs exit.

Thug 1: There he is!

Badman I: Let’s go! After him! Murderlize him!

As Crash runs towards the train, he jumps over one rock on the ground and arrives to the train.

Thug 3: He’s heading for the train!

Badman I: Don’t let him escape!

Crash jumps and grabs onto one of the ladders and climbs to the train as it rides off.

Badman I: Everyone on the horses!

Badman I and his thugs climb onto horses and ride after Crash.

Young Crash: Oh crap!

Badman I: That armor is ours!

Thug 4 jumps off his horse and lands on top of the train.

Thug 4: Come here!

Thug 4 attacks Crash, but he kicks Thug 4 off and his head is crushed by the train wheels, killing him.

Thug 3: He killed him! He is so dead!

Badman I and his thugs climb onto the train and chase after Crash.

Thug 2: COME HERE!

Thug 2 lunges at Crash, but he dodges him and Thug 2 plummets into a smoke stack and burns to death inside of the molten oil.

Badman I: STOP KILLING MY MEN!

Young Crash: How does this thing work?

Crash pushes a button on the capsule and the armor activates onto him.

Thug 1: CRAP! HE ACTIVATED THE ARMOR!

Thug 3: TIME TO BAIL!

Thugs 1 and 3 jump off the train, but it has gone across a bridge, thus the two plummet to their death into the chasm.

Thugs 1 and 3: AAHHHHH!!!!

Badman I: COWARDS! I’LL DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF!

Crash activates the armor’s arm cannon and blasts Badman I in the face.

Badman I: AAGHH!!!

Badman I now has a scar on his left eye.

Badman I: YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Crash notices something. The bridge is unfinished.

Young Crash: OH CRAP!

Badman I notices the unfinished gap.

Badman I: WAIT UNTIL I KILL YOU!

Badman I lunges at Crash, but he activates the armor’s boosters and flies away.

Badman I: COME BACK HERE!

The train plummets off the bridge.

Badman I: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!

Badman I dies as the train plummets into the abyss and explodes at the bottom. Crash flies back to the village as the police show up.

Crash: They’re all taken care off.

Cranky Kong: Nice! Actually, right before they showed up, I was considering retiring as prime minister. Since you stopped Badman I and his thugs, I think you will be the prime minister!

Crash: Thanks! Anyways, here’s your armor.

Cranky Kong: Actually, it’s yours now!

30 years later.

In modern day Pensacola, Crash Bandicoot is in his office, signing papers until Sunny Funny enters.

Sunny: Hi, Crash!

Crash: Hi!

Sunny: I came to tell you that apparently I got a report that Murder Man and his merciless friends are planning a drug run!

Crash: Ok! I’ll deal with them right away!

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Synopsis: Crash received a report from Sunny Funny that Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are plotting to smuggle illegal drugs to the border of Mexico! Can he stop them in time?

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Crash Bandicoot in his HUNTER armor flies to a large area where Murder Man and Firestar are throwing boxes into a large truck.

Firestar: Yes! We’re going to be rich from selling these illegal drugs!

Murder Man: I know! Mega Maid recently packed up the marijuana. Ice Man and Spider Man are putting in the cocaine and meth.

Firestar: Nice!

Spider Man and Ice Man put the rest of the drugs in the truck.

Mega Maid: Ok! I think that’s all of it!

Murder Man: Come! We’re taking them to Mexico!

Murder Man, Mega Maid, Ice Man and Firestar enter the truck except for Spider Man.

Spider Man: I’ll sneak some for myself...

Spider Man activates his web and shoots them at a box of cocaine.

Ice Man: Ok! I’m deactivating the doors!

Ice Man pushes a button causing the truck doors to close. However, Spider Man’s webs get stuck in them.

Spider Man: WHAT THE?!

The truck begins to drive off, causing Spider Man’s webs to be pulled.

Spider Man: OH S***!

Spider Man grabs onto a bush, but it tears off and he is dragged away.

Crash: Now’s my chance!

Crash flies after the truck as it heads into traffic.

Spider Man: HEY! OPEN THE DOORS!

Murder Man and the others can’t hear him because they are listening to “Eat until I die!” By DJ Goofy.

Goofy: (voice) Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they the sky!

As Murder Man drives, Spider Man gets hit by several objects as he is dragged across the ground. The truck stops at a red light causing Spider Man to fly and hit the doors.

Spider Man: OW!

Spider Man struggles to open the doors, but they are locked. The light turns green and Spider Man flys back to the ground as the driving continues.

Crash: There’s the truck!

Crash flies after the truck as Murder Man’s driving causes Spider Man to get hit by multiple vehicles. Meanwhile, Bread Monster is driving and notices Spider Man.

Bread Monster: OH S***!

Bread Monster swerves to avoid Spider Man, causing him to crash into another car.

Crash: THE TRUCK!

Crash flies towards the truck and lands on Spider Man.

Spider Man: EVERYONE! CRASH IS ON BOARD!

Everyone is still listening to the radio.

Spider Man: CRASH IS ON BOARD!

Spider Man climbs to the side of the truck and smashes the radio.

Murder Man: HEY! I WAS LISTENING TO THAT!

Murder Man rapidly punches Spider Man as the truck swerves around other vehicles, causing a massive pileup.

Spider Man: Crash is on board.

Murder Man: WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT EARLIER?! FIRESTAR! GET HIM!

Firestar: ON IT!

Firestar climbs to the top of the truck and throws fireballs at Crash, but he dodges them and they hit other pedestrians. Eventually, the chaos causes one of the back doors of the truck to open, sending several shard of meth flying out.

Murder Man: THE METH!

M&M’s Chief is eating a donut, until a shard of meth flys into the donut.

M&M’s Chief: IT’S METH! AFTER THEM!

The entire police force chase after the truck.

Spider Man: THE POLICE!

Spider Man clings to the door in fear of the police.

Crash: Your truck’s ride has ended!

Crash turns a nearby detour sign.

Mega Maid: THAT WAY!

Murder Man serves the truck at the detour direction only for the truck to go off a cliff.

Murder Man: NNNOOOOO!!!!

The truck explodes upon impact on the bottom, destroying the meth and sending everyone flying out.

A moment later.

Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are in handcuffs and being led to a police car.

Murder Man: YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER THWARTED US! WE WILL BE BACK!

The five are put in a police car and driven to prison.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks again, Crash! These guys could have sold drugs all over the world!

Crash: Anytime! I’m just doing my duties!

Crash flys off.

A moment later.

Crash renters his office and hangs up the armor before heading to his desk.

Crash: Hi, Sunny! I just dealt with Murder Man and the others!

Sunny: Nice! Hopefully, they will stay locked up!

Crash: True!

Sunny: Well, I’ll be going now! I got stuff to do with Meggy and Tari.

Crash: Ok! See you later!

Sunny exits the town hall.

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Synopsis: A mysterious caller calls Crash and tells him that two people, previous Prime Minister, Cranky Kong as well as someone else named I.M Meen are being held hostage inside of two skyscrapers due to explode in 1 hour. Can he save them in time?

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Inside of a bar, (Now it has an official name. It’s called Sportsters.) Meggy and Tari are talking with each other at a table.

Meggy: So, Waluigi hasn’t gotten in smash yet?

Tari: Not yet! It kind of contradicts bringing every character back.

Meggy: True!

Sunny Funny enters and sits at their table.

Meggy: Hi, Sunny!

Sunny: Hi! I was busy working with Crash.

Tari: I think you’re doing good!

Sunny: Thanks!

Suddenly, TrashyRashy834 appears.

TrashyRashy834: Hey! I happened to be sitting there!

Meggy: Um. You just entered the bar just a second ago!

Tari: True!

TrashyRashy834: Oh, really?! YOU DARE BACKTALK TO ME?!

Tari: Perhaps, you should calm down-

TrashyRashy834 grabs Tari and rips off her arm.

Tari: AGH!

Sunny: HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?!

TrashyRashy834: YOU WANT TO BE NEXT?!

Meggy: Leave him to me!

Meggy attacks TrashyRashy834, only to get thrown into a wall.

Sunny: STOP IT!

TrashyRashy834 grabs Sunny and bashes her face on the bartender’s table, knocking out her cybernetic eye.

Sunny: OW!

TrashyRashy834: YOU GIVE UP YET?!

Sunny picks up her cybernetic eye and inserts it back into her socket before turning it back on.

Sunny: NEVER!

TrashyRashy834: SO BE IT!

TrashyRashy834 tries to punch Sunny, but she blocks it and punches him in the face.

TrashyRashy834: OW!

Sunny grabs a nearby deep fryer and splashes it hot oil at TrashyRashy834, scalding him.

TrashyRashy834: AAGGHHHH!

TrashyRashy834 grabs a nearby table and throws it at Sunny, but she dodges it.

TrashyRashy834: JUST GIVE UP!

Sunny grabs a nearby painting and breaks it over TrashyRashy834’s head.

TrashyRashy834: OW!

Sunny picks up TrashyRashy834, throws him onto a tray and kicks it, sending him sliding to the other side and falling to the floor, knocking him out.

Sunny: Sorry about the mess.

Sunny heads back to the table just as Meggy and Tari sit.

Meggy: That was really impressive!

Sunny: Thanks!

Tari reattaches her arm.

Tari: It was impressive!

Sunny: Yeah. I just got better combat skills after having to deal with Boko.

Meggy: Who?

Sunny: He’s this rabbit who ate up my garden and got me mauled by some demons and bulldogs. Luckily, Buckaroo saved me.

Buckaroo enters.

Buckaroo: Hi, everyone!

Sunny: Hi!

Buckaroo sits down.

Sunny: We were just talking about how you stopped those demons and bulldogs from killing me!

Buckaroo: Anytime!

While the four are talking, Boko the Rabbit is seen watching them from the window.

Boko: There’s the guy who got me in trouble! Well, I might as well get out of here before they see me!

Boko runs off. Back in Sportsters, Red and Blue Yoshi enter.

Red Yoshi: Man! I can’t wait to hang out here!

Blue Yoshi: I know!

Sunny notices them. A flashback occurs.

Blue Demon: GET HER!

Bulldog: YAH!

Sunny: NO PLEASE-

Sunny screams as she gets mauled by the demons and bulldogs as Boko watches while eating hotdogs. The flashback ends.

Sunny: THOSE WERE THE TWO THAT TRIED TO KILL ME!

Meggy: WHAT?!

Tari: NO WAY!

Red Yoshi: Hey, guys! What’s up?

Sunny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! YOU TWO TRIED TO KILL ME JUST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY RUINED YOUR PICNIC TWICE WHILE I WAS TRYING TO STOP SOME F****** RABBIT!

Meggy: True! What is wrong with you, guys?!

Red Yoshi: Well, it’s just that the picnic took hours to make-

Sunny punches Red Yoshi in the face prompting him and Blue Yoshi to turn into demons.

Blue Demon: YOU DARE PUNCH MY FRIEND?!

Red Demon: NOW, YOU WILL DIE-

Buckaroo loads a rifle and aims at the two.

Blue Demon: WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Buckaroo: Leave, now...

Red and Blue Demons turn back to normal.

Red Yoshi: Ok. We’ll just leave and pretend this whole thing never happened. Right?

Buckaroo: Good. Now get out of here before I blow your brains out.

Blue Yoshi: LET’S GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, MAN!

Red and Blue Yoshi run out of Sportsters.

Sunny: Thanks.

Buckaroo: Anytime.

Meanwhile.

Crash is in his office, signing papers, until his phone rings.

Crash: Who’s calling at a time like this?

Crash answers the phone and a mysterious voice is heard.

???: Hello. You must be Crash Bandicoot.

Crash: Who is this?

???: It doesn’t matter. What matters is that I know you’re the prime minister of Pensacola.

Crash: I sure am!

???: Well, I just decided to give you the task of hunting down some buildings.

Crash: Why?

???: I kidnapped some person by the name of I.M Meen and trapped him in the building. It is rigged to explode in 1 hour.

Crash: WHAT!?!

???: Nice challenge, ain’t it?

Crash: WHY DO THAT?!

???: For the sake of the challenge! You are going to have to move quickly if you want to save... one of them...

Crash: Them?

???: I’ve read through the history of Pensacola and I ended up catching information of your predecessor.

Crash: Cranky Kong?

???: Yes! That’s his name! Now, you must go if you want to save both of them. Here are their locations. 286 Mushroom Road and 1290 Rainbow Road. Better hurry.

??? laughs evilly as Crash throws his phone at the wall, destroying it. Crash activates his armor and flies out of the town hall.

Crash: I need to call the others!

Crash activates his armor’s communication system and sends a message. Back at Sportster’s, Sunny, Tari, Meggy and Buckaroo are eating until Sunny gets the message on her phone. It says: Come now! Two hostages are in buildings about to explode! Bring your friends! - Crash.

Sunny: Guys! We have to go!

Meggy: Why?

Sunny: Crash has a hostage situation! They are in buildings about to detonate!

Tari: WHAT?!

Meggy: We might as well go, then!

The four run out. However, Buckaroo stays behind to quickly devour his burger before following the others. Sunny sends a message to Crash saying “Where are they?” - Sunny. Crash replies: I’ll go after the one in 286 Mushroom Road! You go after the one at 1290 Rainbow Road! -Crash. Sunny replies: “Got it!” - Sunny.

Sunny: 1290 Rainbow Road! That’s where the other hostage is!

Meggy: Let’s take that car!

The four enter a blue car and drive off. Sonic exits the house.

Sonic: SERIOUSLY?! FIRST, MARIO AND NOW YOU?!

Crash is flying to the location of the address. Suddenly, the mysterious caller answers again.

Crash: What the? How are you calling me?!

???: Hacking system. Anyways, right now, there’s just 30 minutes left before the bombs go off.

Crash: WHAT?!

???: Time flies fast. Better hurry.

??? laughed evily as Crash shuts off communication. Inside one of the buildings, I.M Meen is tied to a chair and is in a room full of gasoline and bombs. In front of him is a walkie talkie and Cranky Kong’s voice is heard.

Cranky Kong: What happened? Why am I in here?

I.M Meen: I think we got knocked out and locked in here.

Cranky Kong: Well, I sure hope we get out alive!

I.M Meen: Me too!

Meanwhile, Sunny and the others exit the car upon reaching the address.

Sunny: They must be on the top floor!

The four enter the building. Meanwhile, Crash arrives to his address and breaks open the top window to gain entry.

???: Only a minute left!

Crash: We better hurry!

Crash heads to the door and blasts it open. I.M Meen is in the room.

I.M Meen: Yes! I’m saved!

Crash: Let’s get you out of here before this building blows up!

Crash frees I.M Meen and jumps out the window with him before flying off.

Sunny: We’re getting close to the hostage!

Crash: Great!

Sunny and the others break the door down. However, Cranky Kong is not in there and there are no bombs.

Sunny: What?

???: I’m sorry. Did I say 1290 Rainbow Road? I meant to say 1298 Rainbow Road!

Everyone: WHAT?!

The bombs start to beep indicating time is up.

Cranky Kong: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY-

The bombs detonate and Cranky Kong is killed and consumed by the raging inferno as the entire building explodes. Sunny and the others watch from the window.

Meggy: NO!

The entire building collapses into debris, but it lands on other buildings causing multiple casualties and destruction.

Sunny: Oh s***!

Crash and I.M Meen land back on the ground and witness the building’s destruction.

I.M Meen: Dang!

Crash: This is not good..

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Synopsis: After failing to save Cranky Kong from the detonating building, Crash ended up becoming infamous by the citizens of Pensacola to the point they are demanding a new prime minister to take his place. Meanwhile, Sunny and the others get introduced to I.M Meen and he seems like a nice guy to get along with. Or is he?

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Crash heads to the door and blasts it open. I.M Meen is in the room.

I.M Meen: Yes! I’m saved!

Crash: Let’s get you out of here before this building blows up!

Crash frees I.M Meen and jumps out the window with him before flying off.

Sunny: We’re getting close to the hostage!

Crash: Great!

Sunny and the others break the door down. However, Cranky Kong is not in there and there are no bombs.

Sunny: What?

???: I’m sorry. Did I say 1290 Rainbow Road? I meant to say 1298 Rainbow Road!

Everyone: WHAT?!

The bombs start to beep indicating time is up.

Cranky Kong: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY-

The bombs detonate and Cranky Kong is killed and consumed by the raging inferno as the entire building explodes. Sunny and the others watch from the window.

Meggy: NO!

The entire building collapses into debris, but it lands on other buildings causing multiple casualties and destruction.

Sunny: Oh s***!

Crash and I.M Meen land back on the ground and witness the building’s destruction.

I.M Meen: Dang!

Crash: This is not good..

The next day.

Goodman: Breaking news, M’kay. The old prime minister of Pensacola, Cranky Kong has been killed in a bombing attack! Right now, many citizens are paying respects, but there are many who blame current prime minister, Crash Bandicoot for the disaster! More information will come soon.

Sunny, Meggy, Tari and the Buckaroo are in Sportsters, watching the news report.

Buckaroo: I can’t believe the old prime minister is dead!

Sunny: I know! The caller gave us the wrong address!

Meggy: Also, Sunny?

Sunny: Yes?

Meggy: Don’t you usually have six pedals instead of five?

Sunny: Yeah. It happened when some dog invaded my house. It should reappear by now-

Sure enough, another pedal pops out.

Sunny: There it is!

I.M Meen enters the bar.

Buckaroo: There’s the other hostage Crash saved!

I.M Meen: Hi, there!

Meggy: How are you doing?

I.M Meen: Good! Ever since Crash got me out of that building.

I.M Meen sits at the table.

I.M Meen: So, you must be Meggy, Tari, Sunny and Buckaroo, right?

Buckaroo: How did you know?

I.M Meen: Crash told me. Anyways, I just came to see what you do here! I’ll see you later!

Sunny: Ok! Bye!

I.M Meen exits the bar just as Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi enter.

Blue Yoshi: Ok! Hopefully, we can now go in-

Buckaroo aims a rifle at Red Yoshi.

Buckaroo: GET THE F*** OUT OF THE BAR!

Red Yoshi: WHAT THE?!

Blue Yoshi: WHY?!

Buckaroo: I TOLD YOU EARLIER TO STAY OUT OF THE BAR! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR MOTHERF****** BRAINS OUT!

Blue Yoshi: Look! Just calm down-

Buckaroo shoots Blue Yoshi in the leg.

Red Yoshi: OH MY GOD!

Buckaroo: YOU THINK I JUST SAID SOME NONSENSE?! NOW, GET OUT OF THE BAR, GO BACK TO THE PARK AND STAY THERE!

Red Yoshi: Ok! Ok!

Blue Yoshi: My god!

Red and Blue Yoshi run out of the bar screaming.

Sunny: Thanks!

Buckaroo: Anytime!

Meanwhile.

Crash is in his office, eating, but suddenly, a brick breaks through the window and hits him on the head.

Crash: OW! WHAT THE?!

Crash notices a massive crowd of people protesting outside the town hall.

Crash: Woah! What’s going on?!

Man 2: You caused Cranky Kong’s death!

Crash: No! They gave me the wrong address!

Man 1: Quiet!

Many people throw eggs at Crash as he tries to avoid them.

Crash: Hey! What’s the big idea?!

Man 3: You should have never been prime minister!

Dan: Hey, there, Crash.

Crash: Who are you?

Dan: I’m Dan! I acted as a representative for Cranky Kong. Now that he’s dead, I think Crash no longer deserves to be prime minister!

Everyone: Yes!

Crash: WHY?! I’M THE ONE BRINGING BALANCE TO THE CITY!

Dan: I say we need a new prime minister!

Crash: NO! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITHOUT ME!

Dan: You’re just saying that to protect your job!

More protesters throw tomatoes as Crash runs inside, gets his armor and flies off.

Dan: We will get you, Crash!

Meanwhile.

At Murder Man’s hideout, all of the villains consisting of Badman, Nancy, DBT Guy, Invertosis, Murder Man, Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar are minding their own business.

Murder Man: Finally, we were able to break out of prison!

Firestar is seen looking at RH’s upcoming wiki projects, but is focused on The Firestar Arc set to air in March.

Firestar: Yes. My time will come.

Ice Man: I still can’t believe our drugs are destroyed!

Murder Man: I know! It’s Crash’s fault we got arrested! I just want to get back at him-

Suddenly, the door knocks.

Murder Man: Who is that?

Murder Man opens the door and outside is I.M Meen.

I.M Meen: Hi, there!

Murder Man: Who are you?

I.M Meen: Well, I’d prefer to explain it in song!

Spider Man: Oh no... It’s a musical number!

An organ song plays as I.M Meen begins singing.

I.M Meen: (singing) Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! I got a little secret, that will really make 'em cry! It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy! This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen; The Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen! Very scary and confusing, DESTINATION OF MY CHOOSING! The magic Labyrinth of I. M. MEEN! Hahahaha!

The song ends.

Badman: I’d have to admit, that song was catchy. Do you have an album?

Murder Man: So, you’re I.M Meen?

I.M Meen: I sure am!

Spider Man: Guys! Mind if you be quiet? I’m trying to watch the Spectacular Spider Man!

Ice Man: That show only lasted two seasons thanks to Disney buying your company! I’d rather watch Silver Surfer!

Spider Man: But that ended on a cliffhanger!

Ice Man: CLIFFHANGERS ARE THE BEST!

Spider Man and Ice Man fight over the remote, but it falls to the floor and one of its buttons gets pushed, switching the channel to the news.

Goodman: Breaking news,! M’kay? It has been reported that an election is being held over who should be the next prime minister!

Spider Man: I hate this channel.

Spider Man changes the channel, but I.M Meen grabs the remote.

I.M Meen: NO! CHANGE IT BACK!

I.M Meen switches back to the news.

Goodman: Ever since the events of Cranky Kong’s death a week ago from a bombing attack, people are demanding current prime minister, Crash Bandicoot to be replaced by a new prime minister! Right now, we have a total of two possible candidates. Crash Bandicoot for re-Election and SpongeBob SquarePants!

Spongebob: I’m ready to win!

Goodman: Anyways, we’ll keep you updated on this!

The TV shuts off.

Badman: Nice! They’re electing a new prime minister! Now comes my chance to take over Pensacola and make it the way I see fit!

I.M Meen: Actually, I seem quite interested to have Pensacola under my rule!

Badman: Well, I wanted to take over, but ok!

I.M Meen: Ok! Here’s my plan!

As I.M Meen explains his plan, the screen fades to black. When it fades back, Sunny is at her house, gardening until Bozo the Rabbit shows up.

Sunny: Oh no! That rabbit again! But I’ll just give one of my friends a call.

Sunny calls someone on her phone.

Boko: Oh, yes! I can’t wait to steal more vegetables-

Suddenly, Bugs Bunny slides in from the right corner of the screen, grabs Boko and spanks him repeatably.

Boko: OW! STOP!

Bugs Bunny: I told you not to steal from Sunny’s garden! Now, come home now!

Boko: Ok! OW! IT HURTS!

Bugs Bunny drags Boko by the ears into the car and drives off.

Sunny: Thanks!

Meanwhile, in the car.

Bugs Bunny: Did you think you were cool?! Did you think you were grown up?!

Boko: Well, I was just trying to get some vegetables for our home!

Bugs Bunny: But we already got some from the store so there was no point!

Lola Bunny: And in the mean time, you’re grounded, Boko!

Boko: Aw, come on! That sucks!

Bugs Bunny: DO YOU WANT US TO PULL OVER?!

Boko: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO!

Bugs Bunny: OH, WE’LL PULL OVER! WE’LL PULL OVER! (To Lola) Pull over.

The car screeches to a halt.

One jump cut later.

Bugs Bunny is spanking a sobbing Boko.

Bugs Bunny: Now, when your teacher asks about your bruises, what do you tell them?

Boko: I GOT HIT BY A BASEBALL-L-L!!

Bugs Bunny continues spanking Boko as Lola stands nearby, eating a carrot.

Back at Sunny’s House.

After finishing gardening, Sunny enters her house.

Sunny: Ok! That’s another set of crops done to sell off!

Sunny then picks up the picture of her, General Potter and Denny Funny.

Sunny: Hey, guys. I still miss you. But I’m still doing my best to make you proud.

Sunny puts the picture back and begins watching TV. However, the channel is on Star Wars: Episode IV on the scene where the Death Star blows up Alderaan.

Sunny: WHAT?!

Sunny changes the channel, but lands on another scene of the Death Star exploding.

Sunny: NO! I CAN’T SEE THAT!

Sunny shuts off the TV. While we don’t see a flashback, we hear the voices of explosions and flower people screaming in agony as they are killed.

Sunny: Ok. Just need to get my mind off of that. Maybe, I can invite Meggy and Tari over!

Sunny accidentally leans against a bookshelf, pushing it out of the way and revealing the black and white Iron Flower armor.

Sunny: That’s the armor Crash gave me shortly after RH 2.0’s death! I still haven’t tested it out yet. Maybe, now could be the time to try!

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Synopsis: Sunny Funny decides to take her Iron Flower armor for a test flight!

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Sunny Funny enters an abandoned warehouse with the Iron Flower armor.

Sunny: Ok! Just giving it my own design!

Sunny disassembles the armor and puts the parts over a heating table. Sunny then grabs a nearby hammer and bangs on the armor causing it to resemble Sunny’s body shape. Afterwards, she crafts a computer screen and attaches it to the head. Then, she dumps the parts into multiple bats of paint. The head is painted dark blue with orange pedals and yellow thorns. The chest is striped red and gray. The arms are also colored blue and the feet are red.

Sunny: Looking good!

Sunny opens a box full of vibranium metal. After melting it she reshapes them into the shape of gliders. She then paints them purplem carves a slot into the back of the armor and attaches the gliders to them before shutting them. She then carves holes in the feet and puts rockets in them before sealing them. She then modifies the arms to have blasters on both hands. She loads thorns into one of them and blaster fuel in the other before sealing them. Afterwards, Sunny puts the armor into a compressor and turns it on, crushing the armor into the shape of a pad. She then addo an extra layer with her footprints in it and builds scanners into it.

Sunny: Ok! It’s ready!

Sunny steps onto the armor and it scans her feet. The armor suddenly activates around Sunny and the computer screen on the face activates two yellow dots.

Sunny: Nice! Time to test it out!

Sunny heads out of the warehouse and pushes a button. The feet’s rockets activate and she flies into the air.

Sunny: Nice!

Sunny activates the gliders and flies to another part of Pensacola. She witnesses the 13 Old Men robbing a bank.

Old Man 2: Yes! We are going to be rich!

Sunny: NOT ANYMORE!

Sunny lands on the ground and the gliders deactivate.

Old Man 3: Who are you?!

Sunny: You better return that money to the bank!

Old Man 4: Never!

Old Man 6: KILL HER!

Old Man 1 lunges at Sunny, but she activates the thorn shooters and shoots thorns into his eyes.

Old Man 1: MY EYES! THEY’RE BLEEDING!

Sunny punches Old Man 1 and knocks him out.

Old Man 5: DON’T LET HER WIN!

Sunny blasts many of the old men with the arm cannon.

Old Man 2: SHE’S STILL GETTING US!

Old Man 7 sneaks behind Sunny, but her eye sensors alerts his presence and Sunny turns around and kicks him in the crotch.

Old Man 7: AGH!

Old Man 7 falls down.

Old Man 9: COME HERE!

Old Man 9 lunges at Sunny, but the pedals on the armor spin rapidly and shreds him apart.

Old Man 10: OH MY GOD!

Sunny beats up the rest of the old men and traps them in some debris.

Sunny: That will teach you for robbing the bank!

Sunny flies off just as the police arrive and arrest the old men.

Old Men 1: WE’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, WHOEVER YOU ARE!

Sunny flies back to her house and the armor deactivates.

Sunny: I think it went really well!

After storing the armor away, Sunny turns on the TV and watches The Vandal Buster!

Sunny: It’s pretty cool how RH’s stories get adapted for television!

Meanwhile, Crash and RH are on top of the town hall, inserting a massive light on top.

Crash: I think this is a really cool addition! Especially, after RH 2.0’s invasion!

RH: I know! I’m just putting this on the town hall in case of more crimes or disasters!

The light is revealed to have the Vandal Buster’s face on it.

Crash: We should probably try it out at night.

RH: Actually, I’ll speed it up.

RH manipulates the story writing to teleport the setting to night time.

RH: Done!

Crash: Ok!

Crash turns on the signal and it projects a symbol of the Vandal Buster‘s face in the sky.

Crash: That’s really cool!

RH: Basically, whenever you need me with something, activate that light and when I see it, I will come immediately!

Crash: Got it!

RH: Well, I‘ll see you later!

Crash: Bye!

RH exits the town hall. Meanwhile, at Murder Man’s hideout, I.M Meen is explaining his plan to the villains.

Murder Man: So, you’re saying that we should find more villains to help you win the Election?

I.M Meen: Yes! If they help me win, I will grant them everything they desire!

Murder Man: What is that?

I.M Meen whispers to Murder Man.

Murder Man: NICE! THAT WILL BE GREAT! Looks like this could benefit all of us! I’ll get as many as I can!

I.M Meen: What villains do we know?

Firestar: I know quite a few! I heard about this trio called The Dastardly Three! They were recently put in jail so we have to break them out.

Ice Man: Me and Spider Man will handle that!

Badman: There‘s Also Palpatine and Darth Vader! They will surely help out!

Nancy: True!

Badamn punches Nancy and throws her out of the hideout.

Nancy: This is why I shouldn’t have killed his son by accident.

Back in the hideout.

Mega Maid: I‘ll try to call them!

Mega Maid calls the phone. Meanwhile, at the Death Star, Palpatine is in his throne watching Darth Vader performing humiliating acts in front of him.

Palpatine: That’s right! Keep humiliating yourself!

Darth Vader: But I’ve been doing it for 138 consecutive hours-

Palpatine throws sand at Darth Vader.

Darth Vader: OK! I’LL DO IT!

Palpatine: Good!

The phone rings and Palpatine answers.

Palpatine: Hello? This is Palpatine the great and powerful! (After listening to Mega Maid on the phone) Ok. I’ll be there.

Palpatine hangs up.

Palpatine: Come, Vader! We’re heading to Earth!

Darth Vader: Sweet! We’ll take my X-Wing!

Palpatine: Actually, we’re using the force!

Darth Vader: But it goes 50 lightyears an hour!

Palpatine: You got us lost in space once! Now come on!

Palparine grabs Vader and they teleport away.

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Synopsis: The villains gather more villains to help I.M Meen win the Election! Meanwhile, Sunny Funny experiences a bad flashback to Greenhouse’s destruction.

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At an Alcatraz prison, The Dastardly Three consisting of Boney, Bett and Goombar are in their prison cell.

Boney: I can’t believe that flower b**** got us arrested!

Goombar: I know!

Bett: Right! No one has ever beaten us!

Boney: Well, hopefully, we can break out of here!

Meanwhile, in another room, Brooklyn Guy and Simmons are eating donuts.

Brooklyn Guy: So, who do you think will win the Election?

Simmons: I’m rooting for SpongeBob!

Brooklyn Guy: I’m rooting for Crash!

Badman heads around a corner and pushes down a toolbox, making a noise.

Brooklyn Guy: What was that?

Simmons: We should go check!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons leave the room. As soon as they leave, a blue portal opens and Invertosis exits. He pulls out a cellphone, opens it and inserts a miniature bomb in it. After closing it, he sets it on the table and enters the portal and it shuts as soon as Brooklyn Guy and Simmons return.

Brooklyn Guy: I think it was just one of the police dogs making a mess.

Simmons: Probably.

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons continue eating donuts. Meanwhile, the portal reopens in The Dastardly Three’s cell and Invertosis exits.

Boney: Who are you?

Bett: Where did you come from?

Invertosis: Take this.

Invertosis hands Boney a button.

Invertosis: Push it.

Boney pushes the button. Back at the lunch room, the phone on the table suddenly starts to beep.

Simmons: Why’s the phone beeping?

Brooklyn Guy: IT’S A BOMB!

Brooklyn Guy and Simmons run out of the police station as the entire building explodes. Back at the cell, the door has been destroyed.

Goombar: WE’RE FREE!

Invertosis: Meet me at Murder Man’s place.

Bett: Ok!

Invertosis enters the portal and it shuts.

Boney: Let’s take the police car.

The Dastardly Three enters a police car and drive off.

Later.

The Dastardly Three enter Murder Man’s hideout and encounter the other villains. Palpatine and Darth Vader have also arrived.

Murder Man: Nice! You made it!

I.M Meen: Perfect!

Boney: Who are you?

Organ music plays as I.M Meen begins singing again.

I.M Meen: (singing) Oh look, what clever-

Murder Man: That’s enough! Anyways, he’s I.M Meen.

Boney: Cool! So what did you break us out for?

Murder Man: We’re hiring many villains to help I.M Meen win the Election because he promised us an amazing reward!

Bett: Cool! I can’t wait to find out!

I.M Meen: Now, to get more villains to help!

Firestar: There was another called Ink Brute. He got killed by Meggy during a splat fest, but I think I know how to bring him back. We just have to find his ink!

Ice Man: I got that!

Ice Man runs out of the hideout and flies to the stadium where he finds some blue ink that was once Ink Brute.

Ice Man: Found it!

Ice Man freezes the ink, picks it up and flies back to the hideout.

Murder Man: Nice! I got this machine that should bring him back!

Ice Man: Ok!

Ice Man dumps the ink into the machine and after it activates, Ink Brute exits.

Ink Brute: Finally! I’m back!

Badman: Welcome, Ink Brute!

Ink Brute notices I.M Meen.

Ink Brute: Who’s he?

The organ music begins to play, but Murder Man smashes it with his arm cannon.

Murder Man: No more singing! Anyways, he’s I.M Meen.

Ink Brute: Ok!

Murder Man: Anyways, we’re helping him win the Election for prime minister so he can give us a reward that’s amazing!

Ink Brute: Sweet!

Murder Man: Now. Here’s my addition. There once existed an owner of a family restaurant that slaughtered people for food and money! He died when the restaurant burnt down. But I know a way to bring him back!

Murder Man reveals a time machine.

Murder Man: Ok. Just putting in the settings.

Murder Man types in August 29th, 2018.

Murder Man: See you later!

Murder Man activates the machine and he and the machine vanish.

August 29th, 2018. Chef Pee Pee’s Family Diner.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: MUHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHA!!!! YOU’RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Past Cody: Junior! Look!

Past Junior notices a headlight on top of the stage.

Past Junior: I see a headlight! Maybe I can knock it down and set the place on fire.

Past Cody: I’ll distract Chef Pee Pee! You knock off the headlight!

Past Junior: Got it!

Past Chef Pee Pee chases Past Cody, not noticing that Past Junior is climbing the curtain.

Past Cody: COME GET ME, CHEF PEE PEE!

Outside, the police have gotten backup, and are shooting Robot Chef Pee Pee who then explodes, destroying him. The police struggle to open the door.

Past Cop: HE’S BARRICADED HIMSELF IN!

Back in the diner.

Past Chef Pee Pee: COME HERE! I’M GOING TO MAKE A PHILLY CHEESE BELLY FILLER OUT OF YOU!

Past Junior: Almost there!

Past Junior knocks the headlight off the ceiling and it breaks in the floor with the heat setting the curtain on fire, as Past Junior jumps down.

Past Cody: YES!

Suddenly, Past Cody is shot by Chef Pee Pee, killing him.

Past Junior: NO!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: YOU B****! THE PLACE IS ON FIRE! I WILL KILL YOU!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee lunges at Past Junior, and holds him against the wall.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY CAREER AND DESTROYING MY ROBOTS! AFTER ALL, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Past Junior: Well, how will you get out?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: What?

Alternate Chef Pee Pee notices the diner is starting to collapse.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: OH S***!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs to the exit and struggles to move the table out of the way.

Past Junior: Your killing spree ends here! Goodbye, Chef Pee Pee!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: CURSE YOU!!!!

The diner collapses, but at that moment, Murder Man enters and uses his powers to lift all the debris in mid-air.

Past Junior: WHAT?!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Who are you?!

Murder Man: Get to the time machine and wait for me!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Ok!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs into the time machine. Murder Man looks at Past Junior.

Murder Man: See you around, kid.

Murder Man lets go of the debris, dashes to the time machine and teleports himself and Alternate Chef Pee Pee to the present.

Past Junior: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The diner collapses and Past Junior is killed in the destruction.

Back in the present.

The time machine spawns back in the hideout and Murder Man and Alternate Chef Pee Pee exit.

Murder Man: Got him!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: What’s going on here?! Who are you, guys?!

Murder Man: Well, I’m Murder Man and there’s Mega Maid, Spider Man, Ice Man, Firestar, Badman, Nancy, The Dastardly Three, DBT Guy, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Invertosis and I.M Meen.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: So, you’re technically a gang of villains?

Murder Man: We’re getting there! We just like expanding! Anyways, I brought you here so you can help us help I.M Meen win the Election for prime minister!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Ok! I’ll join!

Murder Man: Thanks!

Meanwhile, at a giant rabbit hole, Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny are at the dinner table talking with each other.

Bugs Bunny: Man. This is like the fifth time our son, Boko tried to steal from Sunny’s garden!

Lola Bunny: Yeah! Well, I hope you weren’t too hard on him.

Bugs Bunny: Oh, no. Our son is a fairly mature boy. I’m sure he’ll take it well.

The screen cuts to Boko’s bedroom where he is destroying everything in a fury.

Boko: IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! ITS! NOT! FAAAAIIIIIR!

Boko throws a lamp out the window and it hits Sunny in the head. Boko laughs until Sunny throws it back and hits him in the head, shattering the lamp.

Boko: Ow!

Boko notices the broken window and gets an idea.

Boko: Maybe, I can sneak out. I need to get back at everyone who has wronged me.

Boko throws a rope out the window, weighs the other end down with a box and begins to climb down. However, the rope snaps and Boko falls a couple feet into a bush.

Boko: OW!

Boko gets out of the bush and runs off as Bugs Bunny enters his room.

Bugs Bunny: Boko! Dinner’s ready-

Bugs Bunny notices Boko is gone.

Bugs Bunny: (with rage as never seen before) BBBBOOOOOKKKKKOOOOOOO!!!!!

Boko wanders throughout the streets and notices a pizza truck.

Boko: Yes! Food!

Boko jumps into the pizza truck and it drives off. A moment later, the truck arrives to Murder Man’s hideout. Ink Brute answers the door.

Ink Brute: Yes! Thanks for the pizza!

Brooklyn Guy: You’re welcome! Where’s my tip?

Ink Brute: Behind you!

Brooklyn Guy turns around.

Brooklyn Guy: Where? I don’t see it!

Brooklyn Guy turns around to see that Ink Brute has slammed the door shut and locked it.

Brooklyn Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Ink Brute opens the pizza box, but inside is Boko eating it.

Boko: Hi!

Ink Brute: WHAT THE F***?!

Boko: OH S***!

Boko jumps out of the pizza box as Ink Brute slams his fist down on the box.

Ink Brute: Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine! You will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain misery down upon your PIZZA STEALING HEART!!

Ink Brute grabs a filing cabinet and throws it at Boko, but he dodges it.

Boko: DUDE! CALM DOWN!

Ink Brute: RRAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

Ink Brute makes angry bull noises and charges at Boko. Boko runs out of the way and Ink Brute crashes through the wall. Boko laughs when Ink Brute struggles to pull a filing cabinet off of his head.

Ink Brute: A comedian, huh?

Ink Brute slams his head on the floor to crush Boko, but misses. Boko runs as Ink Brute rampages throughout the building, causing destruction in his path. Firestar exits with some flaming hot Doritos. She notices the two.

Firestar: OH S***!

Firestar runs off as Ink Brute’s rampage continues. She hides in a bathroom stall, but Ink Brute breaks through the wall and crushes Firestar against the wall. Ink Brute jumps out and slams his fists on his floor, creating a massive earthquake.

Boko: HOLY S***!

Boko tries to outrun the earthquake, but the cracks pick him up and he surfs on them like a wave throughout the facility. He ends up inside of the living room where the other villains are.

Badman: WHAT THE?!

Spider Man: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Boko: Hi, there!

Ink Brute: COME HERE!

Ink Brute crashes through the wall, but Ice Man freezes him in a block of ice.

Boko: Thanks!

Murder Man: Anyways, who are you?

Boko: Well, my name is Boko! I mainly love stealing vegetables from Sunny’s garden.

Murder Man: You know her?

Boko: Yeah! How did you know?

Badman: We encountered her before! It didn’t end well and Buckaroo ditched us for her!

Boko: Ok! Well, what are you guys doing?

Murder Man: Well, we’re helping a new addition to our gang to win the Election for prime minister?

Boko: Who is it?

I.M Meen enters as organ music plays.

I.M Meen: (singing) Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn!

Murder Man: STOP HIM!

Murder Man rushes at I.M Meen, but he kicks him away and Murder Man crashes into a wall.

I.M Meen: How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! I got a little secret, that will really make 'em cry! It's a nasty kind of magic from a special kind of guy!

Badman: I got him!

Badman shoots his gun at I.M Meen, but he catches the bullet and throws it back at Badman, and it hits him in the crotch.

Badman: AGH!

Badman collapses.

I.M Meen: This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen; The Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meen!

Firestar throws fire at I.M Meen, but he jumps out of the way and it hits Ice Man, melting him.

I.M Meen: Very scary and confusing, DESTINATION OF MY CHOOSING! The magic Labyrinth of I. M. MEEN! Hahahaha!

Murder Man: But yeah, that’s his name.

Boko: Cool! Anyways, I would love to help him win the Election so I can get back at everyone who hated me!

Murder Man: Who are they?

Boko: There’s MarioFan2009, Rh390110478 Because he tortures me in his newer stories, and especially that son of a flower b**** known as Sunny Funny.

Invertosis: Yeah! Speaking of which...

Invertosis teleports to I.M Meen, grabs him and they teleport into an alleyway.

Invertosis: Since the election is coming up, I think the time has come. Don’t you think?

I.M Meen: Oh, yeah! Right.

Invertosis: You still got it?

I.M Meen pulls out the jar of Sunny’s blood and gives it to Invertosis.

I.M Meen: Yes.

Invertosis: Thanks!

The two teleport back into Murder Man’s hideout.

Murder Man: What was that all about?

Invertosis: Just a little deal I set up with!

Ice Man reassembles himself.

Ice Man: Ok, then.

Invertosis: Well, I got to go somewhere. I’ll see you later!

Invertosis teleports away with the jar.

12:30 AM.

At night, Sunny is heading to her bed, but someone knocks on her door.

Sunny: Who is that at a time like this?

Sunny opens the door and outside is Bugs Bunny.

Sunny: Hi, Bugs!

Bugs Bunny: Hi! Have you seen Boko?

Sunny: Not really. He hasn’t even been near my garden!

Bugs Bunny: Strange! He always heads there when he runs off. Well, I’ll see you later! If you spot him, let me know!

Sunny: Ok!

Bugs Bunny: Bye!

Sunny closes the door and heads to her bed.

Sunny: I heard the Election comes tomorrow! I hope Crash is able to keep his position. Well, I’ll see tomorrow.

Sunny falls asleep. A flashback then occurs, but RH appears.

RH: Warning! This section of the story is very sad. Viewer discretion is advised.

The flashback continues and it shows the planet, Greenhouse. The scene then transitions to a beach and Sunny is seen fishing. Next to her is someone similar, but is male, has blue pedals and wears a fedora.

Sunny: I hope I catch this fish, Brother!

Denny: I sure hope so!

Sunny: Our father, Potter sent us out to find some fish to sell! I think I got one!

Sunny pulls out a fish.

Denny: Nice! I think we probably got enough.

Sunny: Ok! Let’s head back home!

Both Sunny and Denny rush back to their house. Meanwhile, at Earth, an army of trolls are seen finishing the construction of a massive super weapon.

Vandal Clown: Boss. The weapon is finished.

Onion Cream: Yes. I can use this to make the entire galaxy bow before me. First, we need to pick a target.

Onion Cream looks into the weapon’s telescope and aims for a planet. He sets his sights on Greenhouse.

Onion Cream: Yeah! That’s a perfect target!

Some trolls pull a couple levers on the weapon and a massive laser beam begins to activate.

Vandal Clown: The weapon is at full power, boss. You may fire when ready.

Onion Cream places his hand on the launch button.

Onion Cream: Kaboom!

Onion Cream pushes the button and a massive beam shoots out of the weapon and flies towards Greenhouse. Meanwhile, Sunny and Denny are at their house with their father, General Potter.

Potter: Nice! You caught a lot of fish today!

Sunny: We sure did!

Denny: Right!

Potter: Well, I’ll go sell these to other of the flower people! Afterwards, we’ll have dirt for dinner!

Sunny and Denny: Yes!

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake.

Denny: Woah! What’s going on?

Potter: Probably another earthquake! I’ll go head to the disaster station to check out the damage it will cause! You guys stay here!

Sunny: Got it!

General Potter drives off. After a while, he enters the disaster station and turns on the computer. Upon viewing the radar, he is horrified to see the rate is off the charts.

Potter: Oh no..

A red flower person enters.

Red Flower: General Potter! Greenhouse is suffering another earthquake!

Potter: It’s not another earthquake. It’s the last one...

Potter grabs a nearby intercom speaker and screams into it.

Potter: ATTENTION, ALL CITIZENS OF GREENHOUSE! A STRANGE LASER BEAM HAS COLLIDED WITH THE PLANET AND THE WHOLE PLANET IS GOING TO EXPLODE! EVERYONE NEEDS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

Back on Earth, Onion Cream has heard what Potter has said.

Onion Cream: They’re planning to evacuate. Get everyone into ships. We are stopping their efforts.

All of the trolls enter their ships and fly towards Greenhouse. Meanwhile, Sunny and Denny are in the kitchen, until Sunny’s phone rings.

Sunny: It’s our father!

Sunny answers the phone.

Sunny: Hey, Dad-

Potter: SUNNY! YOU AND YOUR BROTHER NEED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW! THE WHOLE PLANET IS BLOWING UP! GET TO THE SHIP STATION! I’LL MEET YOU THERE!

Sunny hangs up.

Sunny: We got to get out of here!

Denny: On it!

Both Denny and Sunny run out of the house. A moment later, they arrive to the ship station where they meet up with General Potter.

Potter: Yes! You made it! Get into the ships and get out of here! I’ll meet up with you at a later time-

Suddenly, a bunch of troll mooks enter the base and begin blasting and killing multiple flower people.

Yellow Flower: STAY BACK! WE MEAN NO HARM-

Yellow Flower is killed by TrashyRashy834.

Denny: OH MY MOTHER NATURE!

Potter: GET TO THE SHIPS, NOW!

Both Sunny and Denny rush to the ships, and they notice General Potter fighting off some of the trolls. General Potter suddenly gets decapitated and killed by Onion Cream.

Sunny: NOOOO!!!

Denny: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

Both Sunny and Denny enter their ships and fly off. Onion Cream communicates on his speaker.

Onion Cream: Some of the flower people have evacuated. Don’t let them escape.

Denny: Ok. I think we got them off us-

Suddenly, the trolls fly in with their ships and begin blasting all of the flower people in their ships.

Denny: NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!

Gray Flower: I’M HIT!

Gray Flower’s ship explodes and he is killed.

Denny: LOOK OUT!

Denny flies in front of Sunny’s ship and he is shot down.

Denny: OH S***-

Denny’s ship explodes in a massive inferno and he is killed.

Sunny: No. NO!

Sunny’s ship eventually gets shot down and she starts to fall towards Earth’s atmosphere.

Vandal Clown: There’s one left! Should we shoot her?

Onion Cream: No. Let gravity takes it course.

Sunny’s ship enters Earth and she eventually crash lands near a lake. She then exits after the ship stops.

Sunny: I hope eventually the others make it out-

Suddenly, Greenhouse explodes in a massive supernova, spreading chunks of it throughout the atmosphere.

Sunny: ...

Sunny drops to her knees and screams in anguish as the flashback ends. Sunny then wakes up in horror.

Sunny: N-not again!

Meanwhile. Invertosis enters a darkened room with the jar of Sunny’s blood.

Invertosis: It is time.

Invertosis turns on the lights, revealing a massive machine. He sets the jar on a podium, then pulls out a knife and cuts his arm with it, causing a drop of his blood to fall into the jar and merge with Sunny’s blood. He then pulls a lever and the jar is sent via conveyer belt into a massive chamber. After reading the DNA, the blood is sucked into some tubes and evaporated. The machine then dings meaning it is complete.

Invertosis: Yes! It’s successful!

The door to the machine opens revealing an inverted version of Sunny.

Invertosis: Welcome, Moony.

Moony Unfunny opens her eyes.

Moony: Hello, master.

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Synopsis: It is the day where the citizens of Pensacola vote for a new prime minister! Who will win?

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At Sportster’s, the patrons are watching the news report for the Election.

Goodman: Breaking news! M’kay? Today is the day where people are voting for the new prime minister of Pensacola! The candidates are Crash Bandicoot, SpongeBob SquarePants, and I.M Meen! So cast your votes today!

The TV shuts off.

Meggy: Nice! The voting starts today!

Tari: I know! I hope Crash wins! I’m voting for him!

Meggy: Me too! Also, I wonder where Sunny is.

Tari: I know. I haven’t seen her today. She’s usually at the bar with us!

Meggy notices Sunny is at the bartender booth drinking a lot of water.

Bartender: Hey, careful! That’s your 30th cup in a row!

Sunny: Look. I’ve already went through some hard stuff.

Bartender: Um. Ok?

Sunny continues to drink more water as Meggy heads to her.

Meggy: Hey, Sunny!

Sunny: Hi.

Meggy: How come you’re not sitting at our table?

Sunny: Just had another nightmare about Greenhouse.

Meggy: Oh. Well, I sure hope you eventually get over it.

Sunny: Yeah. Me too.

Meggy: Well, just come to our table when you’re ready!

Sunny: Ok!

Meggy heads back to the table. Meanwhile, at Murder Man’s hideout.

Murder Man: Everyone! Today is when the Election starts!

I.M Meen: Yes! Victory will be mine!

Murder Man: I know! We just need a couple more recruits and we’re all good!

Boko: I’m going to vote for I.M Meen!

Badman: So am I!

Invertosis and Moony teleport into the room.

Invertosis: Hey, Everyone!

Ice Man: Who is that?

Invertosis: This is my newest creation!

Moony: My name is Moony.

Spider Man: Nice! She will definitely help out!

Murder Man: What does she do?

Invertosis: Since she’s made from Sunny’s DNA as well as mine, she knows every fighting move you attempt. Like this!

Moony grabs a brick and throws it at Ink Brute.

Ink Brute: WHY YOU?!

Ink Brute swings at Moony, but she dodges him and blasts him with refusion lightning, sending him flying into some bookshelves.

Ink Brute: OW!

Badman: That’s really cool!

DBT Guy: True!

Invertosis: Yes!

I.M Meen: Well, I’m going to where the Election is taking place. I’ll see you there!

I.M Meen leaves the building.

A few hours later.

In a massive stadium, a huge crowd of every Fanon, SML, SMG4, and Titototter characters are in seats. SpongeBob, Crash and I.M Meen are at the center in front of podiums.

Bread Monster: Welcome, Everyone! Today is where we vote for the new prime minister of Pensacola! Cast your votes with these tables we’ve provided you and start voting! The voting begins NOW!

I.M Meen: I’m going to win, Crash!

Crash: We will see!

SpongeBob: I can’t wait to be the prime minister!

People have started voting.

Bread Monster: A great start! 3 votes for Crash! 2 for I.M Meen and 1 for SpongeBob!

I.M Meen: Come on!

Dan: I’m voting for I.M Meen! Crash doesn’t deserve another chance at Prime Minister!

Dan votes for I.M Meen, bumping up his amount to 3 votes.

Bread Monster: Right now, Crash and I.M Meen are in the lead!

The villains have showed up and are given their tablets.

Murder Man: Remember, Everyone! Vote for I.M Meen!

Badman: Got it!

All of the villains vote for I.M Meen and he gets a total of 16 votes.

Crash: OH S***!

Meggy: How is he winning?!

Bread Monster: 6 votes for Crash! 3 for SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Come on! I need to win!

Bread Monster: Also, someone changed their mind of voting for SpongeBob! Another vote for I.M Meen!

SpongeBob: AW, COME ON!

I.M Meen: 17 votes for me!

Bread Monster: Woah! A shocker! 10 more people have voted for Crash!

SpongeBob, I.M Meen, and Dan: WHAT?!

Crash: Yes!

Ink Brute: We need to do something otherwise I.M Meen will lose!

Firestar: I also remember another person who was a troll with refusion powers! He was last seen being eaten by the Loch Ness Monster!

Ink Brute: I’ll be right back!

Ink Brute rushes out of the stadium, passing Bugs Bunny who is handing food to the audience. He then bumps into Big Chungus.

Bugs Bunny: Hey! Who are you?

Big Chungus: Delivering food!

Bugs Bunny: That’s my job!

Big Chungus: Well, we will see who will go faster!

Bugs Bunny: IT’S ON!

Bugs Bunny and Big Chungus run throughout the stadium, passing food to the audience. Meanwhile, Ink Brute heads to the lake. He is also wearing a special suit to protect himself from the water.

Ink Brute: This must be where the Loch Ness Monster is.

Ink Brute heads into the lake. Sure enough, he gets eaten by the Loch Ness Monster and ends up in it’s stomach.

Ink Brute: Ok! Hopefully, he is here somewhere.

Ink Brute travels throughout the stomach and eventually finds a jar full of inverted ooze.

Ink Brute: What is that?

Ink Brute opens the jar. The ooze rushes out of the jar and forms into Onion Cream.

Onion Cream: Yes! I’m free!

Ink Brute: Nice! We need you to help us win the Election!

Onion Cream: What?

Ink Brute: No time! Come!

Ink Brute and Onion Cream rush out of the Loch Ness Monster. The beast roars and tries to grab them, only for Ink Brute to viciously attack it, causing it to retreat. Ink Brute and Onion Cream then run back to the stadium.

Bread Monster: Time is almost up! Both Crash and I.M Meen are tied at 45 votes! One of them just needs an extra vote to win, but the audience are having a hard time deciding! Who will cast the vote for the new prime minister? Voting ends in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-

Onion Cream leaps in, grabs a tablet and smashes I.M Men’s button, destroying the tablet in the process.

Bread Monster: Voting has ended! With a total of 46 votes, I.M Meen wins!

Crash: WHAT?!

Sunny, Meggy and Tari: NO!

SpongeBob sobs and has a breakdown.

SpongeBob: (sobbing) THAT’S NOT FAIR! I WANT AN ATTORNEY!

Villains: YES!

I.M Meen: AHAHAH!!! VICTORY IS MINE!

Dan: I told you, Crash! You don’t deserve to be Prime Minister!

Crash: BUT WITHOUT ME, THERE’S NO BALANCE TO THE CITY!

I.M Meen: Sorry, Crash. But I won. Fair and square.

Crash: NO!

Murder Man: YES! HE DID IT!

Moony: Nice!

Murder Man: So what’s our reward?

I.M Meen: I will announce it at the Town Hall intercom!

Badman: Sweet! I hope it’s great!

An hour later.

All of the villains have gathered in front of the town hall as I.M Meen heads to the window with a microphone.

I.M Meen: Ready to hear your reward?

All of the villains cheer.

I.M Meen: Ok!

I.M Meen turns on an intercom and begins to speak.

I.M Meen: Now that I’ve won the Election, I’m here to thank everyone who has helped me win against Crash. Your reward shall be very valuable.

Ice Man: Oh Man! I can’t wait to hear what it is!

I.M Meen: We take Pensacola from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity and we give it back to you...the people. Pensacola is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Alcatraz, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Pensacola will survive!

Everyone ranging from trolls, villains and antagonists cheer.

Crash: So this is how our city dies. With thunderous applause.

I.M Meen: For the villains, as Thanks for helping me, here is your reward!

Spider Man: I wonder what it is! I can’t wait!

I.M Meen: The reward is I am granting a random amount of you complete control over five out of Pensacola’s nine different districts!

Villains: YEESSSS!!!

I.M Meen: Me, Invertosis, and Palpatine will take over the Town Hall aka The Financial District! Spider Man, Ice Man and Firestar will take over the Industrial District!

Spider Man: Sweet!

I.M Meen: Darth Vader, Nancy and DBT Guy will take over the Seaside District!

Darth Vader: Yes! I can finally rid the city of sand!

I.M Meen: Boko And Ink Brute will take over The Farming District!

Boko: Yes! All the crops are mine!

I.M Meen: Finally, Murder Man, Mega Maid, Badman and The Dastardly Three will take over the Fast Food District!

Badman: Sweet!

Onion Cream: What about me?

I.M Meen: You will also be with me, Invertosis and Palpatine.

Onion Cream: Ok!

Moony: So, what do I do?

I.M Meen: Rather than taking over a District, you will instead be sent on a hit mission!

Moony: Ok.

I.M Meen: Your good clone, Sunny Funny is out there somewhere in the city. If you see her, kill her.

Moony: With pleasure!

I.M Meen: Good! Well, villains! Do as you please to the city! I’m also taking in Dan as my lieutenant! He will help build up an army of mine to take over the city!

Dan: Sweet!

I.M Meen: Now, have your fun! AAHAHAHAHA!!!

All of the villains rush out in different directions to take over the districts.

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CHAPTER 8 - ANARCHY

Synopsis: Ever since I.M Meen has won the Election, the entire city of Pensacola has plunged into Anarchy! Many unfair rules have been laid out, making the lives of the people difficult! What rules have been made?

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The next day.

Crash Bandicoot is at the table with Meggy, Sunny, Tari and Buckaroo.

Meggy: I can’t believe you lost!

Crash: I know! Who know what kind of chaos the city will plunge into without me?!

Dan enters.

Dan: Hi, everyone!

Everyone boos at Dan.

Dan: Seriously?! Anyways, I came here for Crash!

Crash: Why?

Dan: Since I.M Meen is the new prime minister, he needs your prime minister coat so I’m here to take it!

Dan swipes Crash’s coat and leaves.

Tari: At least he didn’t take your shorts.

Dan’s arm reaches in and snatches Crash’s shorts before leaving.

Meggy: And your underwear.

Dan’s arm grabs Crash’s underwear. The screen cuts to outside of Sportster’s has a pant ripping sound is heard.

Crash: AH! NOO!!

Crash puts on another pair of shorts.

Crash: You can look now.

Suddenly, The Dastardly Three enter the bar.

Bett: I remember when we went here!

Boney: Yeah, But This was where we got arrested for the first time!

Goombar: That was so humiliating!

Bett notices Sunny.

Bett: Hey! Look who it is!

Boney and Goombar notice Sunny.

Boney: It’s her. Let’s go surprise her.

Goombar: Yeah!

The Dastardly Three head to Sunny and Boney taps on her shoulder.

Boney: Hi, there!

Recognizing his voice, Sunny turns around and sees The Dastardly Three.

Sunny: WHAT?! HOW ARE YOU OUT OF JAIL?!

Boney: We broke out! We own this district now!

Tari: WHAT?!

Goombar: Due to I.M Men’s law, everyone who are not villains are forced to leave!

Boney grabs Crash, Tari, Meggy, Buckaroo and Sunny and literally kicks them out of the door.

Boney: Good riddance!

Bett: Our bar now!

Goombar triggers a detonator that blows up the Sportster’s sign while a helicopter piloted by Badman lands another sign reading The Dastardly Bar in it’s place. Bett then hammers a sign on the door that reads “Villains Only!”. Meanwhile, at a McDonald’s, Shrek is at the front of a line, but Murder Man is at the register in a chef’s outfit.

Shrek: I’ll order a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft. 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim!

Murder Man: Sorry! We don’t serve ogres anymore!

Shrek: WHAT?!

Murder Man: But here is what you do get!

Shrek: Yes! What is it?

Murder Man: THIS!

Murder Man sprays Shrek with a firehose full of ketchup, sending him flying out of the restaurant.

Shrek: DDOOONNNKKKEEEYYYY!!!!

At Seaside District, Junior, Joseph and Cody have constructed a sand castle.

Junior: This sand castle looks really cool, right?

Joseph: It does dude!

Cody: GUYS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Darth Vader arrives in a humongous mecha and stomps on the sand castle, destroying it.

Junior: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

Joseph: YEAH, DUDE!

Junior, Joseph and Cody run off.

Darth Vader: Sand is now banned!

Darth Vader pushes a button causing a massive vacuum to emerge from the mecha and suck in all of the sand. Meanwhile, at a large factory, Spider Man and Ice Man are assembling bombs that they hand to Firestar who throws them at other buildings, causing fires.

Spider Man: Another building down!

At a farm, Brooklyn Guy is harvesting some carrots, but Boko emerges and steals every single one.

Brooklyn Guy: HEY!

Brooklyn Guy leaps at Boko, but he disappears into the ground and throws Ink Brute out, who proceeds to chase after Brooklyn Guy. Meanwhile, at the Financial District, I.M Meen is at a dinner table with Palpatine and Invertosis.

I.M Meen: I bet the villains are having fun with their districts!

Invertosis: Yeah!

Palpatine: Well, Vader is currently ridding the city of sand.

I.M Meen: Well, I’m just eating this octopus here-

I.M Meen bites the octopus’ eye, but spits it out.

I.M Meen: EW! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Invertosis loads all the sushi into a Rocket and it flies into space.

Invertosis: Done!

I.M Meen: Thanks! Well, I’m going into my office! I’ll see you later!

I.M Meen enters the office. Meanwhile, Meggy, Tari, Sunny and Buckaroo are in the park talking with each other.

Sunny: Can you believe that?! The Dastardly Three just kicked us out like they own the place!

Buckaroo: That’s because they do! They took over the fast food district and now they’re the rulers of that district!

Meggy: Yeah! This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

Tari: Yeah! Why make these unfair rules?!

While the four are talking, Moony emerges from behind a bush and aims a gun at Sunny.

Moony: Lights out...

Buckaroo: LOOK OUT!

Sunny quickly dodges the bullet.

Sunny: WHO IS THAT?!

Moony: OH S***!

Moony teleports away.

Sunny: It looked like me, but inverted!

Meanwhile, at his office, I.M Meen is casting a spell with a spellbook.

I.M Meen: Ravage the land like never before! Total destruction from mountain to shore!

A massive earthquake erupts around the park.

Meggy: OH S***!

Meggy and the others quickly run out of the earthquake’s radius and a crack swallows up the Gold Mario statue.

I.M Meen: AAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

Tari: He’s f****** Crazy!

Sunny: I know!

Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi are seen eating a cake, but a tree falls from the earthquake and crushes it. The two then turn into demons.

Red Demon: OUR CAKE!

Red Demon and Blue Demon fly towards I.M Meen, but Palpatine emerges and blasts them with force lightning, knocking them out of the sky.

Meggy: Even Red and Blue Yoshi are no match for them!

Buckaroo: I know!

Dan appears.

Dan: Due to I.M Men’s law, everyone except villains are now banned from the park,

Dan kicks the four out, while a construction crew demolished the statue of Crash Bandicoot and replaces it with a statue of I.M Meen. Meanwhile, at the office, I.M Meen is at his desk.

I.M Meen: You know. I’m starting to have a feeling that people are going to rebel. There must be a way to counter that!

Boko the Rabbit enters, eating out of a McDonald’s bag.

Boko: Well, I actually heard of this guy!

I.M Meen: What is his name?

Boko: I don’t know, but he prefers to be known as Cop 5.

I.M Meen: Tell me about him!

Boko: Cop 5 was the leader of a corrupt gang of cops that during Toad’s Refusionacolypse arrested innocent users for getting into law business. They eventually escaped and he was arrested and got fired, but he got out and became the warden of a prison known as the troll enclosure. He encountered the same users, but they escaped again. When he tried to stop them, he got shredded by their helicopter.

I.M Meen: Interesting. I think I should have a resurrection spell in my book.

I.M Meen looks through his book and spots the resurrection spell.

I.M Meen: Yes! I found it! Now, take me to his corpse!

Boko: Got it!

I.M Meen and Boko exit the town hall.

A few moments later.

I.M Meen and Boko arrive to the mangled mutilated corpse of Cop 5.

I.M Meen: There he is! Time to raise the spell!

I.M Meen begins to chant the spell.

I.M Meen: Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!!! (x4)

Lightning erupts from the book and zaps Cop 5’s corpse. All the pieces of the corpse reassemble into place and Cop 5 awakens.

Cop 5: I’m back! Who are you?

I.M Meen: I’m the new prime minister in Pensacola! He’s just one of my partners, Boko.

Cop 5: He’s a rabbit?

I.M Meen: I don’t know! RH comes up with this stuff! Anyways, I need you to assemble a police force to stop anyone who tries to rebel! Here are some blueprints!

I.M Meen hands Cop 5 some blueprints.

Cop 5: Looks great! I’ll look for some to help!

I.M Meen: Thanks! No one will stand in our way!

I.M Meen, Boko and Cop 5 laugh evilly.

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Synopsis: Due to getting fed up with I.M Men’s unfair rules, many citizens in Pensacola have finally started to rebel. But I.M Meen is one step ahead of them since he resurrected Cop 5 and got him to start a police force where they arrest anyone who disobeys the rules. Those arrested are sentenced to the Confusion Cave to mine for ores. Meggy, Sunny Funny, Crash, Tari and Buckaroo decide to get several people to rebel against I.M Meen and his partners!

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At a police station, some of the cops are eating donuts, until Cop 5 bursts in. He then heads upstairs and enters M&M’s Chief’s office.

M&M’s Chief: COP 5?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Cop 5: I’m the new Chief now. FREEZE RAY!

Cop 5 blasts M&M’s Chief with a freeze ray, freezing him in a block of ice.

Cop 5: Now, I’m the chief!

Meanwhile, Moony Unfunny teleports to the Industrial District.

Moony: Maybe, I could see if we could get another person to join this.

Moony finds the destroyed factory and enters it.

Moony: Man! What happened to this place?

Moony finds something, but it isn’t shown.

Moony: Yes! It’s perfect!

Later.

I.M Meen is seen in an office until Moony Unfunny enters.

Moony: Hello, Prime Minister.

I.M Meen: Greetings, Moony!

Moony: I was down at the destroyed factory, but I found this! I think it will really help us and the other villains out against Crash!

I.M Meen: Ok! What is it?

I.M Meen looks into the box and pulls out an object.

I.M Meen: Yes. It’s perfect...

The object I.M Meen is holding is revealed to be RH 2.0’s burnt and melted head.

Meanwhile.

At the SML house, Jeffy is flying a drone, until Dan shoots it down.

Jeffy: HEY!

Dan: Drones are now banned!

Dan leaves.

Jeffy: YOU SON OF A B****!

Dan stops.

Dan: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Some cops tackle Jeffy.

Jeffy: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Cop 4: You broke the law by insulting the lieutenant! You are hereby sentenced to the Confusion Cave!

Jeffy: NO! LET ME GO!

The cops drag Jeffy away as Dan laughs evilly.

Meanwhile.

At the Dastardly Bar, the villains are talking with each other, until Crash enters, wearing a mustache.

Crash: Hey, everyone! I’m just here for some chicken wings!

Boney: Get out of here, Crash!

Crash: Who’s Crash? I’m the Malicious Bandicoot-

The scene cuts to outside the bar as Crash is heard being beaten up and shot by the villains. Bett then throws Crash’s corpse outside and closes the door just as another Crash passes by, revealing the other Crash wasn’t the real one.

Crash: Man! That guy is my exact double!

Crash leaves as Goombar notices him.

Goombar: That was the wrong guy, but that’s okay! I think everyone gets the point of what happens to those who break the rules!

Meanwhile, Bread Monster is on a news report.

Bread Monster: This is Bread Monster reporting live from the Financial District of Pensa-

Bread Monster narrowly avoids a car flying towards him, which crashes into a building behind him.

Bread Monster: Cola. Complete chaos has erupted ever since I.M Meen became the prime minister. People have objected to his rules and are starting riots! Events here have this reporter wondering. Will the city ever return to normAAAAAAALLLLLLLL?!!!

Bread Monster runs away from Black Yoshi wielding a mace and wearing ripped garbage bags as clothes who then approaches the camera.

Black Yoshi: CRASH NEEDS TO RETURN AS THE PRIME MINISTER!

Black Yoshi smashes the camera with the mace, destroying it. The screen zooms out of the TV that Sunny, Meggy, Tari, Buckaroo and Crash are watching at Sunny’s house.

Sunny: First, I.M Meen put in some unfair rules and now people are rioting!

Crash: I warned them that this is what would happen! Now, look what has happened to Pensacola!

Meggy: I know! I can’t even do splatfests in peace without the villains barging in!

Tari: Every time I try to play games, all the shouting outside leaves me unable to concentrate! I even ended up losing to Goomba on a Super Smash Each Other in the A** Brothers! I LOST TO FREAKING GOOMBA!

Sunny: Well, we need to find a way to stop I.M Meen and his partners!

Tari: I tried to at one point! It didn’t go well.

A flashback starts, showing Tari at a podium.

Tari: I SAY WE ALL NEED TO OVERTHROW I.M MEEN! WHO’S WITH ME?

Everyone chases Tari away as the flashback ends.

Tari: Yeah. They think they don’t stand a chance against I.M Meen.

Sunny: Well, we need to get them to realize that I.M Meen isn’t as unstoppable as they think he is!

Crash: Yeah! We need to start a rebellion!

Meggy: Right! We just need to find some who could help!

Sunny: Me and Meggy will go look for Mario! I think he could help!

Sunny and Meggy leave.

A moment later.

Sunny and Meggy arrive to the SML house which is in isolated ruins. After entering, they search the place for Mario.

Sunny: Where is he?

Meggy: He’s got to be here somewhere?

Sunny: I found a security camera! Maybe we can look at the footage!

Sunny turns on the recording and it shows Mario fighting off some of the cops, only to be overwhelmed and dragged away.

Sunny: They got to him.

Meggy: Darn it! Well, we need to find out where they went-

Suddenly, Sunny and Meggy hear chanting.

Sunny: What is that?

The two head into the attic and find Shrek sitting on top of a throne.

Sunny: Hey, Shrek!

Shrek: Who goes there?!

Meggy: We came to see if you can help us fight off I.M Meen!

Shrek: No one shall give orders to the King of Ogres!

Sunny: What do you mean you’re King of Ogres?

Shrek: I made myself the king! I now have an army!

Meggy: Well, that’s perfect! They can help us in the battle-

Shrek: Seize them!

Sunny: What do you mean seize them?

A bunch of different colored and weight Shrek clones emerge from the darkness.

Meggy: RUN!

Meggy and Sunny run off, but stop when they see the Ogres are moving extremely slow.

Sunny: I’m guessing Shrek’s fat took a toll on them.

Meggy: Probably.

Sunny and Meggy walk out of the house.

Shrek: You will never get away!

Sunny: We just did.

Shrek: Darn it!

Meanwhile.

Cop 5 is observing something as Dan approaches.

Dan: Hey, Cop 5!

Cop 5: Hi!

Dan: What are you doing?

Cop 5: Well, I feel like that some people don’t deserve to be put into the Confusion Cave which why I am ordering the construction of an alternative which is just as miserable!

Dan: Cool! What is it?

The camera reveals a massive concentration camp.

Cop 5: I call it... The Troll Enclosure II.

Meanwhile.

Inside of a giant factory, some criminals are melting down materials.

I.M Meen: Yes! Keep working!

A golden version of RH 2.0 is constructed. I.M Meen then pulls a lever and it activates.

RH 3.0: Ready to comply..

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Synopsis: After a failed attempt to start a rebellion, Crash and the others continue their efforts to have citizens rebel againt I.M Meen, Dan and their allies! Meanwhile, Sunny Funny heads off to activate the Vandal Buster signal in order to recruit RH. However, the Town Hall is guarded by several guards so she has to find a way to sneak past them!

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At Sunny’s house, Sunny and Meggy reenter the house.

Crash: Did you find Mario?

Sunny: He was captured by some cops!

Tari: WHAT?!

Buckaroo: Man! They really don’t want us to rebel!

Crash: I actually remember when I helped RH set up the Vandal Buster signal! I’m sure he will gladly help us!

Tari: Right! He helped stop RH 2.0! Maybe, this is a perfect opportunity for him as the Vandal Buster!

Crash: Right! But one problem. The signal is at the town hall, which is guarded by I.M Meen and his goons.

Tari: I could hack into their systems, but they have the entire internet database shut down!

Meggy: Even though I’m a great shooter, I don’t think I can stand a chance for those guys!

Buckaroo: Me too!

Sunny: I’ll go activate the signal!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Meggy: ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Tari: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WILL DO IF THEY CATCH YOU?!

Sunny: I know, but it’s the only thing I can do if we can to get RH.

Crash: Ok. Just be careful!

Sunny: Thanks! I’ll see you if I return!

Meggy: Good luck!

Tari: Bye!

Sunny exits the house.

A few moments later.

Boko the Rabbit is at a McDonald’s, forcing the employees to hand him food at gunpoint.

Boko: That’s right! Fork it over!

Employee 1: Ok! Besides, you rule this city! Just don’t hurt us!

Employee 2: Here!

Employee 2 hands Boko a burger and he opens it.

Boko: How many times do I have to tell you... I HATE PICKLES!

Boko shoots Employee 2, killing him.

Employee 3: OH MY GOD!

Boko: I’ll be back by the time my order’s ready. And it better be right!

Boko leaves. While walking, he notices Sunny nearby.

Boko: Looks like she’s heading for the town hall. I better see what she’s up to...

Boko follows Sunny to the town hall.

Sunny: Ok! I’m here! I see there are guards blocking the doors. Looks like I’ll have to find another approach!

Sunny breaks open a nearby window and climbs inside.

Sunny: Ok! I’m inside!

Sunny heads into a hallway. Meanwhile, I.M Meen is seen in his office with RH 3.0.

I.M Meen: So, do you know these users?

I.M Meen shows pictures of RH, Culdee, Trikkiboy, Agonzo, InternetProblem, Endless and KAPFan9876.

RH 3.0: Yes! Those were the users who killed me!

I.M Meen: Well, before you can kill these guys, you have to do stuff for me!

RH 3.0: Fine! What is it?

I.M Meen: I need you to track down Crash and the others and eliminate them!

RH 3.0: Got it!

RH 3.0 flies through the window, shattering it.

I.M Meen: Use the door, next time!

Meanwhile, Invertosis is inside of the mechanical room until Moony teleports in.

Moony: Hello, master.

Invertosis: Did you kill Sunny yet?

Moony: I tried to. They caught me so I had to escape.

Invertosis: Double your efforts.

Moony: I will try.

Moony teleports into another hallway. Meanwhile, I.M Meen and Palpatine watch as some machines mix multiple chemicals into a gas which is contained inside of a spray can.

Palpatine: What is that thing you’re making?

I.M Meen: The perfect medicine for those who cause me trouble! I call it the Satan’s Breath.

Palpatine: Nice name, but didn’t Spider Man for PS4 use a similar name called Devil’s Breath?

I.M Meen: Well, we don’t want to get sued! Anyways, anyone exposed to this gas will be exposed to their greatest fears come to life! I just have to mass produce this. I already have another one on me just in case.

Palpatine: Nice.

Meanwhile, Sunny takes the elevator to the next floor and spots the elevator to the roof on the other side.

Sunny: There it is!

Sunny heads to the elevator and makes it to the roof.

Sunny: Ok! There’s the signal!

Suddenly, Moony Unfunny teleports onto the roof.

Moony: There you are!

Sunny: Who are you?!

Moony: It doesn’t matter who I am! The thing is you must die!

Sunny: Never!

Both Moony and Sunny pull out their swords and begin fighting each other.

Moony: If I kill you, my job will be complete!

Sunny: What?!

Moony: Invertosis sent me to kill you!

While the fight is still going on, Boko heads to the roof and spots them.

Boko: Looks like it’s time to alert!

Boko heads downstairs to the nearest alarm and pushes the button, triggering the alarm.

Palpatine: THERE IS AN INTRUDER!

Boko: She’s up on the roof! If you’re fast enough, you might catch her!

Palpatine: Thanks!

I.M Meen and Palpatine run off. Outside, Dan and Cop 5 are eating burgers until they hear the alarm at the town hall.

Dan: We should go see what’s going on!

Cop 5: Right

Dan and Cop 5 run into the town hall. Back on the roof, Sunny kicks Moony over the railing and she plummets to the ground.

Sunny: Now to activate the signal!

Sunny turns on the signal and it projects the Vandal Buster’s face in the sky.

Sunny: Yes! It’s on!

Meanwhile, RH is at his house, eating chicken wings until he notices the VB symbol in the sky.

RH: Guess I will have to finish these wings later.

RH gets his Vandal Buster suit and puts it on. He then heads out of the house. Back at the town hall, I.M Meen makes it to the roof and Sunny sees him.

I.M Meen: Hi, there! Just what do you think you’re doing up here?

Sunny: I’m here to stop you!

Sunny charges at I.M Meen, only for Palpatine to emerge and electrocute her with force lighting, knocking her down.

Palpatine: But this area is for villains only!

Sunny: Doesn’t matter! I will still stop you!

I.M Meen: NOT WITH THIS!

I.M Meen sprays Sunny with the Satan’s Breath.

Sunny: AGH! WHAT THE?!

Visions of General Potter and Denny Funny appear.

Sunny: Dad?

General Potter: Don’t call me Dad! You ditched us when Greenhouse was being destroyed!

Sunny: No! You got killed by Onion Cream!

Denny: He’s right, Sunny! It’s your fault we’re dead!

Sunny: No! Listen-

General Potter: I knew my wife shouldn’t have gave birth to you! You’re a disgrace!

Sunny has been shaken by his words and begins to break down.

Sunny: Y-you don’t mean that!

Denny: He’s right! Because of you, he’s dead and I’m dead!

Sunny: NO! IT WAS ONION CREAM’S FAULT!

Cop 5 sneaks behind Sunny and knocks her out with his gun.

Dan: Should we take her to the Confusion Cave?

I.M Meen: No. I think this one needs to learn a valuable lesson. Send her to the Troll Enclosure II.

Cop 5: I’ll take care of her.

Cop 5 grabs Sunny and walks out with her.

I.M Meen: Man! All these people starting to rebel!

Palpatine: I know! This was much worse than when Vader forgot the pickles on my cheeseburger! He received force lightning to the face for it!

I.M Meen: I know! Well, I’m going back into my office. Try to get my mind off of all this.

Palpatine: Ok! Bye!

I.M Meen heads back into his office. Meanwhile, at Sunny’s house, RH enters.

Meggy: Hi, RH!

RH: I saw the signal! I told you I’d come immediately!

Crash: Good! I’ll call Sunny to see where she is!

Crash calls Sunny on his phone.

Crash: Hey, Sunny! RH has arrived! How are you doing?

Crash gets no response.

Crash: Sunny? Where are you at?

The screen cuts to the town hall’s roof where Sunny’s phone is lying on the ground since she dropped it after getting knocked out by Cop 5.

Crash: Sunny? Are you there?! Listen, this is not the time for jokes! SUNNY! ANSWER ME! ARE YOU THERE?! SUNNYYYY!!!!!

CHAPTER 11 - THE TROLL ENCLOSURE II

Synopsis: After she was defeated by the villains, Sunny Funny gets thrown into the Troll Enclosure II. Will she escape?

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I.M Meen is in his office. Alternate Chef Pee Pee enters.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Hey, I.M Meen!

I.M Meen: Hi!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I heard about the reward, but I wasn’t there at the time so which district do I rule?

I.M Meen: You’ll rule the fast food district.

Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Thanks! People are going to eat my philly cheese belly fillers!

Alternate Chef Pee Pee leaves the office.

I.M Meen: Finally! Pensacola is finally becoming the way I see fit!

Meanwhile, at the Troll Enclosure II, Sunny Funny has been put in a prison uniform and kicked into the courtyard.

Cop 5: Enjoy your stay here!

Denny: You heard him. Enjoy your stay.

Sunny: Just be quiet!

Sunny heads to a nearby barrack and enters to find a lot of inmates.

Sunny: Geez! A lot of people got sent here

Denny: Yeah, like yourself!

Sunny: Knock it off!

Sunny throws a nearby rock at another inmate infected with Satan’s Breath and he sees Denny.

Inmate 1: DID YOU THROW THIS?!

Denny: No! Listen-

Denny flies off as the inmate chases him.

General Potter: You can’t get rid of us forever!

General Potter vanishes.

Sunny: Hopefully, they will be gone for a while.

Sunny exits the barracks.

Guard: (voice) Everyone head to the cafeteria!

All of the inmates head to the cafeteria. Sunny sits at a nearby table and eats some dirt. Suddenly, a blue anthropomorphic cat sits next to her.

???: Hey, there!

Sunny: Hi!

???: How did you get in here?

Sunny: Well, I was helping recruit one of my friends, until I got captured and brought here.

???: Oh. Well, I got here because I was caught feeding food to homeless people. They say that you aren’t supposed to help them and let them suffer, but I think that it’s unfair!

Sunny: I know right?

???: By the way, my name is Katy Kat.

Sunny: Mine’s Sunny Funny.

Katy: Well, nice to meet you!

Sunny: Thanks! Hopefully, we can eventually get out.

Katy notices some brute inmates cornering Jeffy.

Brute Inmate 2: I said give me your burger!

Jeffy: Never! It’s mine!

Brute Inmate 1: So be it. KILL HIM!

Katy rushes in and attacks the brute inmates. A guard notices.

Guard: Alert! We have a prisoner attacking other prisoners! I need backup now!

All of the guards apprehend Katy.

Cop 5: I see you tried to attack other inmates!

Katy: Well, he was about to be beaten up by them!

Cop 5: I see that we need to put you off our prison in order to stop you from causing trouble! Send her to “The Beast”!

Katy: WHAT?!

Katy gets escorted by the guards.

Sunny: Let her go!

Sunny attacks several of the guards, only to be overwhelmed.

Cop 5: Send her to the pit as well.

The Fireman: Got it!

Sunny: Wait. How are you out of jail?!

The Fireman: I was broken out by the prime minister’s guards. I’m a guard here. Anyways, come to the pits to meet your end!

A moment later.

A guard opens the door on the ground which is made of iron bars and Sunny and Katy are kicked into it.

Fireman: Have fun! You will make a great “dinner”...

The guards and Fireman laugh as a giant metal door opens.

Sunny: What does he mean by “dinner”?!

Katy: I don’t know, but it’s probably not good!

A large shadow emerges from the door, but when it appears, it a a red dog with a black circle around his eye.

???: Hi, there!

Sunny: Wait. That’s “The Beast”?

Katy: I thought he would be larger.

???: Well, those guys trapped me in this pit and throw inmates down here, expecting me to kill and eat them. But I don’t really do that! By the way, the name is Radish.

Sunny: Well, we’re trying to escape from this prison.

Radish: Cop 5 likes to call it a concentration camp like those ones from WW2.

Katy: But he’s not even a nazi!

Radish: I know! He’s just cruel and selfish! But I think I know a way we can escape!

Sunny: How?

Radish: Before I tell you, if you do escape, can I come with you? I really want to get out of this pit!

Sunny: Sure!

Katy: You can join us!

Radish: Thanks!

Fireman: Hey! What’s going on down there?! Why aren’t you eating them?!

Radish: Anyways, see that pole holding up the roof?

Sunny: Yeah?

Radish: Follow my lead.

Fireman hears sounds of growling and screams.

Sunny: AH! HE BIT OFF MY ARM!

Fireman: Yeah! He’s doing it!

The Fireman and the guards standing on top of the grates cheer for Radish. Unknown to them, Sunny and Katy are making noise with stuff in the pit and Radish is having Sunny dodge his punch so he punches the pole. Eventually, he destroys the pole causing the grates to shake.

Fireman: Wait. WHAT THE?!

The grates collapse and Fireman and the guards plummet into the pit. Radish then turns feral.

Radish: FOOD!

Fireman: FIRE ON THAT DOG!

The guards shoot at Radish, but he dodges their bullets and eats them one by one. He then heads to Fireman.

Fireman: NO! STAY BACK-

Radish leaps on Fireman and viciously mauls him to death. Radish then turns to normal.

Radish: Finally got to eat some guards!

Sunny: That was a nice plan!

Radish: Thanks! Right now, all the guards, inmates and even Cop 5 are asleep.

Sunny and Katy use the debris from the grates to climb to the top. However, when Radish tries to climb up, he is pulled back by a chain.

Radish: Darn! Forgot about the chain they attached me to!

Sunny: We’ll come back for you when we escape!

Radish: Thanks, but before you go, I need to tell you something!

Katy: What is it?

Radish: See that truck there?

Sunny and Katy spot a truck outside and a guard is seen throwing the corpse of a dead inmate in it before driving off.

Radish: Those trucks are your only way out of here.

Sunny: Thanks!

Radish: But before you can get there, you have to listen to me. I heard about the Troll Enclosure I.

A flashback starts, showing Culdee, Endless and MarioFan2009 entering a helicopter and flying off with Cop 5 pursuing them.

Radish: Well, when Cop 5 opened Troll Enclosure II, he learned from his mistakes from the first prison and made sure that no escape like that could happen again.

Katy: What do you mean?

Radish: Every night, Cop 5 leaves the fences in electric mode so anyone who tries to climb out will get electrocuted. First thing you got to do is get through the fence doors. Locked inside and out every night. The button to open them is inside that barrack colored golden.

Sunny: Got it! What else?

Radish: Cop 5 knows inmates would take advantage of his and the guard’s daily night naps so he fed guards some wake up pills and has them inside of side by sides patrolling the area. Barrack hallway, lobby, courtyard.

Katy: Ok! What about that wall I see over there?

Radish looks up at the wall.

Radish: You could try to climb it, but it’s impossible.

Sunny: Why?

Radish: Your real problem is the Pale Man!

The screen cuts to a skinny eyeless figure with small eyeballs on the palm of his hands inside of a security room using one hand to look at the cameras.

Radish: (voice) Even with no eyes on his face, the Pale Man is the eye in the sky. He sees everything. Barracks.

A flashback shows an inmate trying to escape, but the Pale Man sees him, screams through the PA system and smashes a button, triggering the alarm and altering the guards who proceeds to capture and execute the inmate.

Radish: (voice) The lobby.

Another flashback shows an obese inmate hiding underneath a bean cushion, jumps out and bails to the fence gate, but the Pale Man sees him, and begins screaming causing the guards to corner the inmate and execute him as well.

Radish: (voice) And even the courtyard!

Another flashback shows three inmates trying to escape, using a grappling hook to climb the wall, but the Pale Man sees them, screams and Cop 5 emerges from his watchtower with a bazooka and fires it at the escaping inmates, killing all three of them. The flashbacks end.

Radish: You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall. But if you don’t take out the Pale Man, you’re not going anywhere. You want to get out of here? Get. Rid. Of. That. Pale Man.

Sunny: Got it!

Katy: Thanks for the information!

Radish: Good luck!

Sunny and Katy run to the Pale Man’s barracks, avoiding numerous guards on the way. Katy tries to open the door, but it is locked.

Katy: It’s locked!

Sunny: The window is open.

Sunny and Katy climb through the window. Sunny sees the Pale Man through a window.

Sunny: There he is.

Katy: I see some vents.

Sunny and Katy climb into the vents and eventually reach the vent to the Pale Man’s Room.

Sunny: I’m going in to push the button.

Sunny quietly jumps into the room and sneaks towards the button. Suddenly, the Pale Man turns around and screeches at her.

Sunny: OH S***!

The Pale Man is about to push the button, only for Katy to jump out and kick him off his seat. The Pale Man rushes to the alarm button, only for Sunny to strike him with her sword, knocking him to the ground.

Sunny: DON’T LET HIM GET TO THE BUTTON!

Katy Kat grabs Pale Man and bashes his face into a light switch, shutting the lights on and off constantly. Meanwhile, Cop 5 is about to go to bed, until he sees the flickering lights at Pale Man’s barracks.

Cop 5: Man. He must be having a party in there.

Cop 5 heads to bed. Back in the barracks, Pale Man crashes into some shelves, spilling a sticky glue like substance on the ground.

Katy: THERE’S THE DOOR BUTTON!

Katy tries to push the button, but Pale Man smacks her away and grabs a butcher knife.

Sunny: HE’S GOT A KNIFE!

Sunny and Pale Man get into a sword fight with each other. Eventually, Pale Man kicks Sunny into a wall and charges at her. Suddenly, Pale Man stops and looks down to see he accidentally stepped onto the sticky substance. Pale Man screeches and struggles to get free.

Sunny: THE SHELVES!

Katy climbs on top of a giant shelf and pushes it over. Pale Man sees the shelf falling towards him and does a final scream before the shelf falls on him and kills him. Back at Cop 5’s watchtower.

Cop 5: What’s that noise? About to WAKE UP RIGHT NOW! No. I’m still asleep.

Back at the barrack.

Sunny: Ok! He’s dead!

Sunny pushes the door button causing the fence doors to open.

Sunny: Now, we can escape! Might as well bring Radish the butcher knife so he can escape as well.

Sunny heads to the pit and tosses the knife to Radish who uses it to break his chain. He then climbs out.

Sunny: Ok! Now let’s escape!

Radish: Yes!

Sunny and Radish head to one of the trucks.

Sunny: Where’s Katy at?

Katy rushes outside.

Katy: Hey, guys!

Sunny: What did you do in there?

Katy: I kind of pushed the button that unlocks all the barracks so I could set the prisoners free.

Sunny: Oh dear.

Radish: Things are going to get crazy!

A lot of inmates rush out of their barracks. Their screams wake up Cop 5.

Cop 5: What’s going on?!

Cop 5 looks out the window and see all the inmates escaping.

Cop 5: WE GOT A PRISON BREAK! WHY DIDN’T PALE MAN CALL US?!

Cop 5 kicks open the door and screams when he sees Pale Man is dead.

Cop 5: PALE MAN IS DEAD AND WE HAVE A PRISON BREAKOUT! WE WHOO!! WE WHOO!!

All of the guards rush outside.

Guard 5: STOP RIGHT THERE!

The inmates begin attacking the guards.

Guard 4: AGH! THEY’RE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!

Sunny: Might as well escape while we can!

Katy: Right!

Radish: Same!

Sunny, Katy and Radish enter a truck and drive off. Cop 5 spots them.

Cop 5: You three caused this. I will find you...

CHAPTER 12 COMING SOON!