Jeffy Rides Again

"Jeffy Rides Again" is a 2019 story made by MarioFan2009. Jeffy reads a book about horses and how to ride them. Suddenly, he gets the urge to ride one but does not go as planned.

Script


NOTICE: This story may have some swearing.

Jeffy is seen reading a book about horses.

Jeffy: Wow! This book is nice! I wish I could ride a horse!

It then cuts to a page of the book saying: "Horses are very fond of vegetables, grain, hay, and a lot more! You can use a bait to ride them like this."

Jeffy: Today, I am gonna ride a horse!

He then goes to Mario.

Jeffy: Hey daddy! Guess what?

Mario: What is it Jeffy? And it better not be that chicken butt joke again!

Jeffy: No daddy, I was reading a book about horses and today I wanna ride one!

Mario: Ride a horse Jeffy? Really?

Jeffy: Yes daddy!

Mario: I don't know if there are any horses in farms or some places that you can ride Jeffy but... I don't know...

Jeffy: Oh come on daddy!

Mario: Well, go outside with some food and try it on your own. I don't think I might have time for this...

Jeffy: Ok daddy.

He goes to the kitchen.

Jeffy: Now what are some things I can bring with me? An apple, a carrot of course! Some grain food. Rice and some wheat!

Mouse: Hey kid, what are you doing now?

Jeffy: Oh uh, I am going to ride a horse! Yep! I am gonna ride a horse today!

Mouse: (He thinks about the times he saw horses beating up people because of being forced to ride them) Well, just don't force it...

Jeffy: Ok!

The Mouse goes back to his hole.

Jeffy: Alright, I guess I have all the stuff I need for horse riding! I guess I am ready!

He goes outside and tries to find a horse.

He sees Buckaroo.

Jeffy: I think he might know something...

He goes to Buckaroo.

Jeffy: Hey there, do you know where I can find a horse to ride?

Buckaroo: Oh a horse, they can be found in that island coast over there.

Jeffy: Gee, thanks mister! You look someone familiar...

Buckaroo: I am not a bystander.

Jeffy: Ok! (He walks off to the coast)

Buckaroo: (Breaks the fourth wall) Funny thing is that I am a horse humanoid and yet he does not know. (Laughs hardly on the ground)

Jeffy: Oh boy, some horses! I can't wait to test the stuff out!

He goes near a white mustang and pulls out some wheat.

Jeffy: Here horsey horsey... nice horsey!

The mustang smells the wheat.

It then bites Jeffy's hand by accident.

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

The mustang runs off frightened from the scream.

Jeffy: Ouch! That hurts!! Ugh! Guess I will have to find me another one...

He goes near a grey horse and pulls out a carrot.

The horse starts following Jeffy.

Jeffy: That's it...

He goes around a tree as the horse follows him and Jeffy gets on the tree with a saddle in his hands and dropping the carrot.

Jeffy: There! Now I gotta wait...

The horse comes closer to the carrot and Jeffy puts the saddle on it.

It starts to scream.

Jeffy: Gitty up! Gritty up now!

The horse starts to run around in circles.

Jeffy: Ohhhh... I feel sick...

It starts to run into a tree.

Jeffy: No no no! Stop!! STOOOOP!!

The horse stops and Jeffy gets hit in the head by the tree.

Jeffy: Phew, good thing I had a helmet on... now to get back to the horse!

He jumps on the horse but it takes a step back.

Jeffy: Hey! Stay still!

He jumps again but misses it.

Jeffy: Stop moving! I gotta ride you!

The horse then kicks him.

Jeffy: OUCH! My face!! That's it you!

He grabs it by the foot and it starts screaming.

Jeffy: Stop squirming you little b-- bitch!

The horse then starts running while Jeffy is seen holding on.

Jeffy: Ouch! Stop! Stop it! Help me! Ouch!!

It stops and Jeffy falls into a spikes bush.

Jeffy: AHHHHHH!! OWWW MY ASS!!! OUCH OUCH!!

It fades to the next scene.

Jeffy is seen reading the book about horses.

Jeffy: A horse's call! Ahhh yes! Hopefully this works! I don't know what else will if it doesn't...

He then starts to make voices of a horse.

Some horses start neighing back at him.

Jeffy then makes a horse's call again and thumping is heard.

Jeffy: Woahh... what is going on?

He then gets trampled over multiple horses.

Jeffy: Owwwww... I am done with this...

It then cuts to Mario sitting on the couch.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario: Who could that be?

He answers the door to see Jeffy.

Mario: Hey Jeffy, how was horse riding.

Jeffy: It was good daddy... I guess I will just... (falls on the ground)

Mario: Let me guess... you got beaten up by a horse?

Jeffy: Not that... I am very tired from horse riding today...

Mario: Ok then.

Jeffy goes to his room and looks at the audience.

Jeffy: Never do what I did in this story... you won't wanna get yourself killed!

He falls on the ground and it irises out on him.



Trivia

 * This is MarioFan2009's first short story in February.