SML Movie: Jeffy and Chef PooPoo's Shitty Mess Transcript

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Mario: I'm bored.

Rosalina: Me too Mario.

Bowser: Me three.

Shrek: Me crap.

Mario: Shrek, Why do you always talk about gross out?

Shrek: Simple Donkey. I. LOVE. CRAP.

Mario: Well, whatever Shrek, I bought Cheesecake.

Shrek: OK. But remember about my crap! *goes in Bathroom*

Mario: OK Shrek! *whispers to Rosalina and Bowser* he's weird

Rosalina and Bowser: Yeah.

Bowser Junior: Well what will we do guys?

Chef PeePee: Oh I got A PERFECT IDEA. Pin Junior in the Face with The Knife!

Junior, Toad, Joseph, and Cody: NO!

Mario: Guys look at this ad!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Go to Miami! We have beaches, hotels, and strippers on the poles! *explosion* We have a vacation special with only $75 per night! Come before it's too late!

Mario: Oh boy guys, a trip to Miami! And it's only $75 per night compared to the original price of $150 per night!

Bowser: OK then Let's Go!

Shrek: Donkey! Remember my Crap!

Mario: *Sigh*

* one crap and trip to the airport later*

Bowser Junior: OH BOY GUYS! WE'RE ON THE PLANE!

Chef PeePee: WE KNOW WHERE WE FREAKING ARE OK YOU DON'T HAVE TO FREAKING SCREAM!

Rosalina: Wait... Hold on... Did we forget someone?

Mario: Umm... No baby Umm... I don't remember anyone else

Woody: Can't wait to catch some Shrimpos!

Rosalina: Can't wait to see stars!

Shrek: Can't wait to crap!

Mario: Shrek, Do you have Craptism! Do you have Crapabetes! Do you have CrapDHD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Chef PeePee: Wait, did we forget someone who is a CLONE of me and made a mess in MY kitchen?!? OK I don't remember him maybe I made him up

* back at home*

Jeffy: *Sigh*

Chef PooPoo: I'm bored

Jeffy: Wait? Who are you?

Chef PooPoo: Oh I'm Chef PooPoo. What's your name?

Jeffy: Oh. My name is Jeffy. See it says it on my shirt? Jeff-y.

Chef PooPoo: Oh. OK.

Jeffy: Wanna do something together?

Chef PooPoo: YEAH!!! OK Let's see... Make pictures, watch TV, make a mess, poop in the toilet together

Jeffy: Wait? MAKE A MESS! JEFFY WANNA MAKE A MESS WITH YOU PICK JEFFY TO MAKE A MESS!

Chef PooPoo: Alright let's do it!

Chef PooPoo and Jeffy: YAYYYYYYY!!!!!

* montage of Jeffy and Chef PooPoo making messes begins*

Jeffy: I bet Daddy always hates it when I say why so I'll make lots of sticky notes all around the living room to annoy him! *Puts sticky notes everywhere*

Chef PooPoo: EGG ATTACK!!!!! *throws eggs at the wall*

Jeffy: sssss..... Ahh!!!!! It feels good peeing in the blender! ssssssssssss.......

Chef PooPoo: Hey Jeffy? Wanna take a picture of us being nude and put it on Big Dragon's bed?

Jeffy: Sure!

* snaps nude photo and puts it on Bowser's bed*

Chef PooPoo and Jeffy: YAYYYYYYY!

Chef PooPoo: Let's just put Big Hero 6 on Little Dragon's bed and pee on it! AHAAAAAAAAA!

Jeffy: I found my diaper with string cheese from my dinner a few months ago, let's put it somewhere!

Chef PooPoo: And... There! This Charlleyyy and Friends is Gay Picture's gonna anger Big Dragon a lot AHAAAAAAAA!

Jeffy: I took a picture of my butt and I'ma put it in the toilet! *puts picture in toilet*

Chef PooPoo: I'ma put cotton balls all over Little Dragons floor! *puts them all over Junior's room*

Jeffy: *on walkie talkie* I put a picture of my butt in the toilet. Over.

Chef PooPoo: *on walkie talkie* I put balls over Little Dragons floor. Over.

* more messes later*

Jeffy: How does my messes look?

Chef PooPoo: Good. How about mine?

Jeffy: Good!

* two days later*

Mario: Oh Rosalina wasn't that a good trip to... *panicing* AHHHH!!!

Rosalina: OH NO!

Shrek: OH CRAP!

Woody: HOLY SHRIMPOES!

Black Yoshi: Time to play some Call of... Wait... SOMEONE CHOPPED MY CALL OF DUTY!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

Mario: Oh no... OH no... OH NOOOOOOOO! JEFFY WHAT THE HELL!!!!! YOU PUT FREAKING STICKY NOTES ALL AROUND THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

Jeffy: Yes I did Daddy.

Chef