Black Yoshi's Lottery Ticket!/Transcript


 * (The video begins with Black Yoshi playing Call Of Duty)


 * Black Yoshi: Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop. I love playing Call Of Duty. It's the best game ever folk.
 * Shrek: Black Donkey, have you seen my cheesecake?
 * Black Yoshi: Man I never eat any nasty cheesecake folk. I promise. Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop.
 * Shrek: Well who's eating my cheesecake Black donkey?
 * Black Yoshi: I don't know! Bop Bop Bop.
 * Shrek: Well if it isn't you who is it?
 * Black Yoshi: I don't know folk. Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop.
 * Shrek: Well I'll probably ask donkey if he sees it.
 * (Shrek leaves the living room to find cheesecake)
 * Black Yoshi: By the way, can you get me some fried chicken. Uh, no, ok. I'll get some cheesecake then. Wait a minute. (Looks in to the camera). I don't have any money My Welfare Check isn't in yet. How am I going to get my money that I need right now. It's a emergency. I can rob a bank. No, I almost got caught that one time folk. I could steal from the gas station! No, I got caught too. Who cares I'm a gangster. I won't get caught this time folk. Let's robbed the gas station.
 * (News came out of the TV)