Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-33032843-20190616025136/@comment-33032843-20190616192133

DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote:

Endlesspossibilities 2006 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote:

DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: Okay, I know you kind of forgot about this short and Sunny and the others' lines, so here it is:

Sunny, Parappa, Paula, and Frida are seen walking in the streets of Pensacola.

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Parappa's line]

[Insert Frida's line]

'''The Dastardly Three is laughing offscreen as Sunny, Parappa, Paula, and Frida are walking. The scene then changes to the Dastardly Three robbing a bank as they're singing.'''

The Dastardly Three: (singing) When there’s a task that you want done, and you don’t want god to know... just put your trust in only one trio!

Boney: (singing) Because with Boney...

Goombar: (singing) And Goombar...

Bett: (singing) And Bett...

The Dastardly Three: (singing) You know... that the Dastardly Three will always steal the show!

[Insert Paula's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Frida's line]

'''Mr. M, on top of a building roof, sees the Dastardly Three. He then checks their purity with ki sense and telepathy.'''

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: They must be pure evil. I better kill them for committing tons of crimes and harming many innocent people!

Goombar: *laughs* Hey Boney! I liked the way that you beat the living crap out of the old lady and stolen her things previously!

Boney: Thanks! I also liked the way that you used a whipped a family while we're stealing all of their things the day after you beat the old lady up!

[Insert Sunny's line]

'''The Dastardly Three continues to laugh as they're robbing the bank and then Mr. M jumps off the roof to stomp on the three. Goombar recovers from getting stomped, Boney regenerates himself, and Bett emerges out of his shell. After the Dastardly Three recovered themselves, they see Mr. M and realized that he is the one who stomped on them.'''

[Insert Parappa's line when he sees Mr. M for the first time]

[Insert Paula's line when she sees Mr. M for the first time]

[Insert Frida's line when she sees Mr. M for the first time]

[Insert Sunny's line when she sees Mr. M for the first time]

Bett: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU STOMPED ON US?!

'''Mr. M turns his back to see the Dastardly Three, but they are unaware that his identity is Kung Fu Mario. Meanwhile, Sunny and the others are analyzing Mr. M's appearance.'''

[Insert Parappa's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Frida's line]

[Insert Paula's line]

Bett: Wait a minute, you look just like that Red Plumber Guy!

Goombar: Tell us this, red masked guy! Who the hell are you and why the hell did you stomped on us?!

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario: Let me tell you who I am. I am the protector of the innocents, conqueror of evil, and defender of justice! The Red Fire! MR. M!!!!! *Mr. M does a pose similar to one of the Ginyu Force Members* Right now, you three are going to die after harming innocent people and stolen all their property.

[Insert Paula's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

Boney: The Red Fire? Ha! What are you going to do to us? Stomp on us?

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario: No... MY MARTIAL ARTS!!!!!

Mr. M run towards them with superhuman speed.

[Insert Parappa's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

Goombar: What the?! How did you run so fast?!

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario: Oh, I just exercised a lot.

Mr. M grabs Goombar by his head.

Goombar: What the?! Put me down! Boney! Bett! Help me!

Bett: We'll save you!

Boney and Bett try to tackle Mr. M, but Mr. M jumps and throws Goombar into the air.

Goombar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Frida's line]

[Insert Parappa's line]

'''Mr. M jumps very high and inserts his two index fingers in Goombar's temples (a temple is near the ear and the sideburn) and gave him a knee kick in the face. Mr. M then releases his index fingers.'''

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario (narrating): Neck Twisting Face Breaking Fist (交首破颜拳, in Chinese: Jiao Shou Po Yan Quan, in Japanese: Koshu Hagan Ken)!

Goombar falls to the ground.

Goombar: OW!

[Insert Paula's line]

Goombar: *laughs* You only kicked me in the face!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: You're already dead.

Goombar (angrily): You're joking! I am not even dea-- *feels a very painful headache* AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

[Insert Frida's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Parappa's line]

Goombar's head turns sideways and the scene changes to Goombar in his x-ray view.

Goombar: Wha-what the?! My head hurts! BLAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goombar's head splits open in half.

[Insert Sunny's line when seeing Goombar's head is split open in half]

[Insert Parappa's line when seeing Goombar's head is split open in half]

[Insert Paula's line when seeing Goombar's head is split open in half]

[Insert Frida's line when seeing Goombar's head is split open in half]

Goombar's lifeless corpse falls on to the ground.

Bett: Goombar! No!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: You two are next.

Boney: WAIT! WHAT?!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: Now prepare yourselves to get burned!

Mr. M's fireballs shows up from his hands.

[Insert Paula's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

Boney: Heh heh heh! You thought that fire is going to destroy me and Bett? You're wrong! We're resistant to fire!

Bett: Yeah!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: You may think that fire can not destroy the two of you, but my Samadhi Fire can burn you two into oblivion!

Boney and Bett: WHAT?!

[Insert Frida's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

'''Mr. M fires his fireballs as they turn into a flameththrower wave. Boney and Bett starts to feel the heat from the fire as it is coming towards them.'''

Bett: Boney, this will be the end of us!

Boney: I know! I don't want to die!

Bett: Me too!

'''Mr. M notices an unused hydrogen gas tank that says "WARNING: Explosive" while he's firing his Samadhi Flamethrower from his hands and takes it. Mr. M punches the gas tank thus leaking a hole and then Mr. M jumps into the air.'''

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: I've got you a special present! Now die!

Mr. M throws the gas tank at his Samadhi Flamethrower.

Boney and Bett: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

'''The hydrogen gas tank explodes after Mr. M's flamethrower wave merges with it thus killing Boney and Bett. '''

[Insert Sunny's line when she sees the Boney and Bett getting killed in the explosion]

[Insert Frida's line when she sees the Boney and Bett getting killed in the explosion]

[Insert Paula's line when she sees the Boney and Bett getting killed in the explosion]

Mr. M jumps on to the ground as he is watching the flames.

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M (to Boney and Bett): See you in hell, you cocky bastards.

Mr. M notices Parappa, Paula, Sunny, and Frida watching him.

Sunny: WHAT THE F***?!? DID YOU JUST MURDER THE THREE?!?

Frida: Yeah! Even if they were criminals, that didn’t mean you should murder them like animals!

[Insert Paula's line]

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: Well, they deserved to die since I sense that they are pure evil, harmed many innocent people, and stolen their property.

'''Mr. M walks past Parappa, Paula, Sunny, and Frida. He jumps on top of a building and starts leaping on each of the buildings.'''

[Insert Frida's line]

[Insert Parappa's line]

END In case if you didn't notice I gonna take a crack at this either it will succeed or I will break my back trying

Sunny, Parappa, Paula, and Frida are seen walking in the streets of Pensacola.

Sunny: Ok So What should we do

Parappa: I don’t know honestly how about product placement

Frida: Yeah I heard they have good buy this shit!

'''The Dastardly Three is laughing offscreen as Sunny, Parappa, Paula, and Frida are walking. The scene then changes to the Dastardly Three robbing a bank as they're singing.'''

The Dastardly Three: (singing) When there’s a task that you want done, and you don’t want god to know... just put your trust in only one trio!

Boney: (singing) Because with Boney...

Goombar: (singing) And Goombar...

Bett: (singing) And Bett...

The Dastardly Three: (singing) You know... that the Dastardly Three will always steal the show!

Paula: Why do I hear a dying cat,cow, and human

Sunny: That just the dastardly three

Frida: Who?

'''Mr. M, on top of a building roof, sees the Dastardly Three. He then checks their purity with ki sense and telepathy.'''

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: They must be pure evil. I better kill them for committing tons of crimes and harming many innocent people!

Goombar: *laughs* Hey Boney! I liked the way that you beat the living crap out of the old lady and stolen her things previously!

Boney: Thanks! I also liked the way that you used a whipped a family while we're stealing all of their things the day after you beat the old lady up!

Sunny: There you go also I’m the only one heard they whipped a old lady

'''The Dastardly Three continues to laugh as they're robbing the bank and then Mr. M jumps off the roof to stomp on the three. Goombar recovers from getting stomped, Boney regenerates himself, and Bett emerges out of his shell. After the Dastardly Three recovered themselves, they see Mr. M and realized that he is the one who stomped on them.'''

Parappa: Huh is this a cousin of Mario

Paula: Or Mario went to be in a Kung Fu movie and actually had to do some Kung fu

Frida: I believe Parappa is right

Sunny: Still I think we should stay on guard

Bett: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU STOMPED ON US?!

'''Mr. M turns his back to see the Dastardly Three, but they are unaware that his identity is Kung Fu Mario. Meanwhile, Sunny and the others are analyzing Mr. M's appearance.'''

Parappa: Ok I have a feeling that he isn’t relegated to Mario

Sunny: Agreed

Frida: Ok but what is he gonna do now

Paula: I don’t know

Bett: Wait a minute, you look just like that Red Plumber Guy!

Goombar: Tell us this, red masked guy! Who the hell are you and why the hell did you stomped on us?!

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario: Let me tell you who I am. I am the protector of the innocents, conqueror of evil, and defender of justice! The Red Fire! MR. M!!!!! *Mr. M does a pose similar to one of the Ginyu Force Members* Right now, you three are going to die after harming innocent people and stolen all their property.

Paula: Ok is it me or did Mario watch anime

Sunny: What But anywho this is confusing

Boney: The Red Fire? Ha! What are you going to do to us? Stomp on us?

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario: No... MY MARTIAL ARTS!!!!!

Mr. M run towards them with superhuman speed.

Parappa: Ok did he steal speed from Sonic

Sunny: He’s so confusing

Goombar: What the?! How did you run so fast?!

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario: Oh, I just exercised a lot.

Mr. M grabs Goombar by his head.

Goombar: What the?! Put me down! Boney! Bett! Help me!

Bett: We'll save you!

Boney and Bett try to tackle Mr. M, but Mr. M jumps and throws Goombar into the air.

Goombar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: Ohhhh Ahhhh

Frida: Impressive

Parappa: I have a bad feel about this

'''Mr. M jumps very high and inserts his two index fingers in Goombar's temples (a temple is near the ear and the sideburn) and gave him a knee kick in the face. Mr. M then releases his index fingers.'''

Mr. M/Kung Fu Mario (narrating): Neck Twisting Face Breaking Fist (交首破颜拳, in Chinese: Jiao Shou Po Yan Quan, in Japanese: Koshu Hagan Ken)!

Goombar falls to the ground.

Goombar: OW!

Paula: That should hurt a bit

Goombar: *laughs* You only kicked me in the face!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: You're already dead.

Goombar (angrily): You're joking! I am not even dea-- *feels a very painful headache* AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

Frida: Ok I think I’m getting a reference that I don:t understand

Sunny: Same But I not gonna like this

Parappa: I was right this gonna turn bad

Goombar's head turns sideways and the scene changes to Goombar in his x-ray view.

Goombar: Wha-what the?! My head hurts! BLAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goombar's head splits open in half.

Sunny: Holy Fucking Shit

Parappa: That was a little overkill

Paula: Yeah it seem like a Mortal Kombat fatality

Frida: I might throw up

Goombar's lifeless corpse falls on to the ground.

Bett: Goombar! No!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: You two are next.

Boney: WAIT! WHAT?!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: Now prepare yourselves to get burned!

Mr. M's fireballs shows up from his hands.

Paula: Oh No

Sunny: This won’t end well

Boney: Heh heh heh! You thought that fire is going to destroy me and Bett? You're wrong! We're resistant to fire!

Bett: Yeah!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: You may think that fire can not destroy the two of you, but my Samadhi Fire can burn you two into oblivion!

Boney and Bett: WHAT?!

Frida: Samadhi Fire What That even

Sunny: No idea but I terrified a bit

'''Mr. M fires his fireballs as they turn into a flameththrower wave. Boney and Bett starts to feel the heat from the fire as it is coming towards them.'''

Bett: Boney, this will be the end of us!

Boney: I know! I don't want to die!

Bett: Me too!

'''Mr. M notices an unused hydrogen gas tank that says "WARNING: Explosive" while he's firing his Samadhi Flamethrower from his hands and takes it. Mr. M punches the gas tank thus leaking a hole and then Mr. M jumps into the air.'''

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: I've got you a special present! Now die!

Mr. M throws the gas tank at his Samadhi Flamethrower.

Boney and Bett: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

'''The hydrogen gas tank explodes after Mr. M's flamethrower wave merges with it thus killing Boney and Bett. '''

Sunny: What The Fuck

Frida: Ok I gonna throw up

Paula: Same

Mr. M jumps on to the ground as he is watching the flames.

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M (to Boney and Bett): See you in hell, you cocky bastards.

Mr. M notices Parappa, Paula, Sunny, and Frida watching him.

Sunny: WHAT THE F***?!? DID YOU JUST MURDER THE THREE?!?

Frida: Yeah! Even if they were criminals, that didn’t mean you should murder them like animals!

Paula: Agreed!

Kung Fu Mario/Mr. M: Well, they deserved to die since I sense that they are pure evil, harmed many innocent people, and stolen their property.

'''Mr. M walks past Parappa, Paula, Sunny, and Frida. He jumps on top of a building and starts leaping on each of the buildings.'''

Frida: Ok while that true even then they shouldn’t die... right

Parappa: I don’t know anymore

END Nice! For Parappa's line, do you mean related or just relegated? Related it was the crappy autocorrect Anthony from Smosh: DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Endless, I wonder what Rh's version of this non-canon short will look like.