Tenth Annual PVP Incident

“Tenth Annual PvP Incident “ is the ninth episode of Endless Possible Shorts

Script
We see a banner with it saying “The tenth annual PVP”

Jesse: This is exciting

Sunny: Question so how will it go

Petra: Easy it be like usual but just 1v1 with just 16 participants

Sunny: Ok so who in it

Jesse: Well Me,Petra, And Lukas And a few others

Sunny: Ok I can’t wait

Petra: I think they announced the first round fights by now

Jesse: Let See What they are

Sunny: Wait for me!

The three look at the page

Round 1

Jesse vs Buckaroo Junior vs Joseph Tari vs Guest Cody vs Manny Petra vs Tako Maki Parappa vs Fishy Boopkins Jeffy vs Axel Lukas vs Raphael

Sunny: So What On There I can’t speak gibberishese

Jesse: Well I’m Fighting Buckaroo

Sunny: Ok…

Announcer: Buckaroo and Jesse come to the arena you lazy fucks

Petra: Jeez The announcer is crabby

Jesse: Wish me luck

Jesse leaves

Petra: But Why does Raphael remind me of someone

Sunny: Is it gonna be a twist

Petra: No I think I traded with him a times asking for enchanted books

Sunny: Ok but it not like he be important to the story but let see the match

Petra: Sure

We cut the arena with Buckaroo and Jesse in the arena fighting with Buckaroo nearly hitting Jesse with his sword

Sunny: Go Buckaroo!

Petra: Go Jesse!

Jesse quickly slash at Buckaroo hurting him and was gonna slash again but the humanoid horse dodge and put down a tnt and light it with flint and steel and run away

Jesse: Oh no

The tnt explodes and it heavily hurts Jesse next he see Buckaroo jumping about to slash him but Jesse acts quick and block it with a shield knocking Buckaroo back and Jesse finish it off with one final slash to Buckaroo defeating him

Announcer: Jesse Wins!

Sunny: NO BUCKAROO!

Petra: Don’t worry he’s gonna respawn

Sunny: Phew

Announcer: Joseph and Junior come up to the arena get here you lazy asses

Petra: I gonna give Jesse kudos for his win

Petra go out of the stand to downstairs

We see Jesse coming out of a door and Junior going to the door

Jesse: Good luck

Junior: Thanks

Petra: Hey Jesse good job on your win

Jesse: Thanks my opponent was a tough one but in the end I was able to barely beat him

Petra: Yeah still nice job you were clever with the Wooden pickaxe

Jesse: Although it broke still it was decent for the match

Petra: Yep also I think a match is going on what to see the remaining of it

Jesse: Sure

The two go back into the stands

Sunny: You missed a lot

Jesse: The arena look like it been attacked by some terrorists

The three get chills for some reason

Sunny: Yeah Joseph took Blocks from the arena to build a defense to plan but Junior took all down quickly a shovel but he lost it mid fight and I think we might be reaching the final moments of the fight

Joseph quickly builds another wall blocking Junior who just goes around it and doesn’t see Joseph And we go up to see Joseph on top of the wall with a bow in his hand about to shoot

Joseph (Mouthing): Now…

Joseph shoots and hit Junior in the head finishing him off

Announcer: The Winner is Joseph the dead thief

Sunny: That was amazing too bad you didn’t see all of it

Petra: So a montage excluding the last fight

Sunny: Sure

Announcer: Guest vs Tari

We see Tari eyes are blue and going fast too fast for Guest to keep up he try to block Tari attack’s But was surprised and was hit by one of said attack’s which defeated him

Announcer: Cody vs Manny

Manny blinds Cody and his weapon breaks and hide beneath the ground trying to think of a plan while Cody regain eyesight and plants multiple tnt and lights it and run away and it exploded killing Manny in the progress

Announcer: Petra And Tako Maki get to the arena

Petra: See ya

Petra jumps down

Petra: OW! That was a bad idea why did I think this was a good idea

Tako goes outside onto the arena

Petra: Ok I’m ok now

Tako brings out Swords and rush at Petra who bring out a sword of her own and block each attack blocking a downward slash by Tako and quickly rush behind him and slash at him and put a tnt block near him and light it up and run away

Tako: Where am I

The tnt explodes and killed Tako

Announcer: Petra wins!

Petra: Ok let Try this

Petra jump up and lands on her legs before falling in pain

Petra: WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

Sunny: Back to the montage

Announcer: Parappa vs Fishy Boopkins

Parappa barely dodged a attack from Fishy and bring down his axe on Fishy killing him

Announcer: Jeffy vs Axel (not the Inkling)

Jeffy try to slash at Axel but it turns out to be a dummy and Axel throws a Trident at Jeffy defeating him

Announcer: Axel wins

Jesse: Good job Axel

Petra: Agreed

Announcer: Lukas And Raphael come up to the arena

Sunny: Ok

Jesse: Go Lukas

Petra: Yeah

Sunny: Wait If Lukas Wins wouldn’t he fight against Axel

Jesse: Yeah But If that happen May the best wins

Sunny: Ok

The two are up from Pistons

Announcer: Ok the rules Something Something blah blah blah fight!

Lukas rush at Raphael who quickly block a incoming attack and quickly slash at him but he Block it But Raphael bring up a ton of blocks and throw it at Lukas who barely dodged it but Raphael slash at him hurting him

Lukas: Ow!

Raphael brings out a bow and a special arrow

Petra: That a arrow from a illusioner it blinds a person

Jesse: I know Lukas dodge

Lukas get back but didn’t have time to dodge the arrow hitting him between the eyes and blinding him

Raphael: So looky here a terrible fighter apart of a even worse team with you on there with you just being poisonous to your teams and just a person who should die

Each time he said a word Lukas try to attack Raphael But it just hit nothing but air and he dug below and put tnt and dug below that by a bit and made a staircase and made noise so Lukas would follow it to the tnt

Lukas: Shut Up SHUT UP!

Lukas goes on the tnt and Raphael bring out flint and steel and lights that up and runs away from the blast radius

Jesse: Lukas move out of the way

Lukas: Wha-

The TNT explodes sending Lukas into the air and Raphael predicts where he gonna land and wait and when Lukas is near the ground Raphael cuts Lukas in half before he dies and just leave behind his inventory

Petra: Holy Fucking Shit that was a bit overkill

Announcer: Raphael wins now go fuck yourselves!

Jesse: Seriously

We cut to later in the day

Axel: Ok he might be a threat I mean he took down Lukas like no biggy well I mean he is the weakest out of all of us but still

Sunny: I know Plus when will round 2 be

Jesse: The matchups should be up by now

Axel: Yeah I took of round 2 posters and here it is

Round 2

Jesse vs Joseph    Tari vs Cody                          Petra vs Parappa    Axel vs Raphael

Jesse: Oh good luck Axel

Axel: Agreed

Announcer: Alright lazy piece of shits round 2 matches are gonna start Joseph and Jesse go up to the arena

Jesse: Wish me luck

Sunny: Huh Deja Vu

Axel: Let Just cut to the fight since Endless want this done

Sunny: Sure

A few minutes later

Announcer: Alright Let Get this over with I want to get high fight

Joseph makes the first move and slash at Jesse but he Block it and bring out a sword and slash at Joseph and both go at fast at they can trying to attack him with both trying to get a leg up with Jesse trying to jump and hit him trying to get a critical hit but Joseph Blocks it And Joseph Try parry a attack but Jesse Blocks it quickly this goes on for ten minutes before Joseph couldn’t keep up and was defeated with one foul swoop

Announcer: Jesse wins

Sunny: Ok quickly get done with the other two matchups

Petra: Going down to not repeat last time

Announcer: Tari vs Cody

Cody Blocks Tari Arrow But Cody was surprised when Tari throws a torch at tnt when Cody sees said tnt he try to build a blockade but get attack and finished by a sneak attack by Tari

Announcer: Parappa vs Petra

Parappa nearly defeats Petra with one fierce axe slash but get stabbed and killed

Announcer: Petra Win! Now Axel And Raphael please come to the arena

Petra: Ok

Petra builds a ladder and goes up the stands and break said ladder and goes to where the others are

Sunny: Um

A hour later

Axel and Raphael are brought up by the pistons

Raphael: So another part of the next generation of the order of the no’s

Axel: I’m not letting you get away with another win

Raphael: Let See If this green dingus can even give me trouble I let you have this I’ll let you have a free shot but if waste it

Announcer: Fight

Axel tries to hit Raphael but he just tank it like it wasn’t even shit

Raphael: You waste it

Raphael quickly slash at Axel knocking him back just a bit Axel bring out a sword of his own and try to attack Raphael but he blocks each attempts until Axel sword breaks

Axel: Well shit

Axel rush away

Axel: Wait haha

Axel put TNT down around him and motion Raphael to come at him

Raphael: Au Revoir

Raphael bring out a Enchanted Bow and shoot at the TNT nearest to Axel and it lights up

Axel: Oh no…

The TNT explodes launching Axel up and to the ground and Raphael shoots again at Axel head and with it going through his head

Jesse: Petra Move

Petra quickly move out of her seat and where she been seating at the arrow hits and back at the arena Axel is defeated and killed

Raphael: Petra!

Raphael points at Petra

Raphael: Can't wait to annihilate you!

Petra: Well this turned dark quickly

Sunny: Like the Vandel Buster trilogy

Jesse: Segway

Two Hours Later

Sunny: So Round 3 slash semi finals matchups what I getting this filler over with

Round Three

Jesse vs Tari                                                                                       Petra vs Raphael

Jesse: Don’t worry Petra you’re gonna be fine ok

Petra: Thanks I needed that

Announcer: The semi finals here and who cares Jesse and Tari go up so I can kill myself from this boredom

Sunny: Um Segway

Three Hours

Sunny: Can we move it along I’m running out of time cards which I stole from Spazztic

Azaz: Hey!

Sunny: Look The Match started

Jesse rush at Tari who quickly dodged Jesse slash and bring out a bow and shoot arrows at Jesse but he Block it with his shield and rush at Tari now with a axe but Tari quickly digs where Jesse gonna land and run out of the way and when Jesse lands he get hurled from the fall and Tari quickly slash at him but Jesse quickly moves out of the way and slash at Tari damaging her heavily

Tari: I feel like I used this shtick a lot of times before but who cares

Tari Eyes glow blue and rush at Jesse much faster attacking him and Jesse barely kept up with her and was knocked back

Jesse: Think Of something! Haha EUREKA!!

Jesse quickly plant ps down tnt and moves out of the way of Tari oncoming attack and use the enchanted Flint & Steel to Burn Tari which spread to the tnt lighting it and Jesse runs away from it and it explodes killing Tari

Sunny: Is it me or is most of the fight end by a explosive or something

Petra: I know

Announcer: Jesse Winner on Ille Joke! Also Petra And Rafael come up

Raphael: It’s Raphael!

Announcer: Sorry But I don’t give a shit

Petra: Seriously does he have a short fuse

Announcer: Heard that bitchy whore now go to the arena

Petra: Was gonna do that

Petra goes down the staircase

Sunny: She gonna Die

Jesse: Come on

Sunny: I seen enough movies to know this won’t end well

Jesse: Really Than place where your mouth is

Sunny: Sure if I lose I let you have my Iron Flower Armor And If you lose. Didn’t you have something called Adamantine Impervium

Jesse: Yes Why?

Sunny: Easy If you lose I’ll want that armor

Jesse: Fine

Pistons bring up Petra And Raphael

Announcer: Semi Finals Match 2 begin I don’t care about you fucks

Raphael: (Ok while I could beat her I might need to strategize should I trash talk her in order to get her to be more reckless and cause more mistakes or should I play the straight man in this duet)

Petra runs toward him about to slash at Raphael but a arrow points up and he Block it Raphael rush at Petra trying to slash at Petra But Petra builds a few blocks blocking Raphael from attacking

Raphael: Need to get around this

We see behind him Petra jumping down about to slash Raphael but he notice it and a arrow pointing left and he rolls out of the way and tries to slash at Petra but she jumps back and slash at him and both get into a slash as a square button appears

Raphael: (I like to pretend this is a game but to the main focus)

Raphael wins the clash knock back Petra by a few centimeters and breaks her sword

Petra: In hindsight I should fix it’s durability

Raphael: Yeah you should’ve

Raphael quickly decapitated Petra Ending her life

Sunny: Yay you owe me another armor

Jesse: I gonna beat Raphael

Jesse goes outside

Sunny: Ok but you owe me the armor

Jesse: Don’t care

We cut to black and see Jesse and Sunny with Jesse going through a chest

Sunny: Soo…

Jesse: Not now Sunny I’m preparing to fight Raphael

Sunny: So when will I get the armor

Jesse: After The Tournament I need to be fierce who knows what type of vile thing he doing right now

We cut to Raphael with hot chocolate and a tablet

Nostalgia Critic: Hello I’m the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don’t have

A punch sound effect happens

Raphael: That Funny

Jesse: Sunny Know Any Fighting tactics

Sunny: Sure

Jesse: TRAINING MONTAGE!

We see a montage within a second

Sunny: Ok there

Jesse: Thanks

Announcer: Come Up FINALISTS ASSHOLES TO THE ARENA!

Jesse: Seriously who’s doing that

Sunny: See you later also don’t forget THE! ARM! OR!

Jesse: Fine

Jesse walks inside the stadium and goes where a piston is

Jesse: Wish me luck everyone

Jesse goes on the pistons and brought to the top alongside Raphael

Announcer: Ok I’m supposed to talk about them ok Jesse is a Gary Sue And Raphael the other Gary Sue in a different way with their stats but I’m too lazy to research it so let Finally end this crapfest Once And for all for the year being START!

Both rush at each other with Jesse able to get a hit on Raphael at the start before both get into a clash with Raphael blocking half of Jesse Attacks and dodging take up ¾ of the whole thing and bash the sword into Jesse chin stunning him before slashing at him three times but Jesse get back up

Jesse: I won’t give up!

Jesse rush to Raphael And Block his sword with a shield before going back to a sword and slash at Raphael knocking him back

Raphael: This is boring time to end the show with a bang!

Raphael bring out a Enchanted Elytra And flies up

Jesse: Wouldn’t that be out of bounds

Announcer: I don’t care

Raphael puts down a lever

Raphael: And I have to say Au Revoir to the STADIUM!

Raphael push the lever and flys away as a sheesh noise is heard

Jesse: Oh shit! Everybody get out of the stands there tnt around you!

The tnt explodes and destroying a lot of the stadium

Announcer: WHAT’S HAPPENING IS THAT A OH N-

After that static is heard from where that noise was coming from and more of the stadium explodes killing multiple bystanders like about 1 out of every 100,000 barely survived while the arena was left untouched beside a few block going at the as aforementioned arena and Jesse sees Raphael landing putting the Elytra back into his inventory and starts to leave

Jesse: Sunny Try to search for survivors

Sunny: Got It And you can give me the armor next week

Sunny look in the stadium for survivors while Jesse takes a potion of leaping and goes after Raphael

Raphael: Too Easy And…

Raphael rolls out the way of Jesse trying to attack him while still in the air

Raphael: Guess it time for the 9 O’clock annoyance

Jesse: You won’t get away with this

Raphael: Technically I have already gotten away with this you can’t stop me and look around me

Jesse looks around and see more tnt exploded killing and damaging more people and buildings

Jesse: HOW?!

Raphael: Spare time on my hands can lead to nice hobbies

Jesse rush at Raphael slashing at each other with Raphael quickly slashing at Jesse and kicking him back

Jesse: How about you take this

Jesse bring out a Enchanted Sword

Jesse: This is the sword that destroyed the Wither Storm

Raphael: Oh Look I don’t care

Both slash each other before they jump on top of a car with both still fight with Raphael trying to sweep Jesse but he jumped over Raphael and slash against Raphael but he Block the attack and this repeats again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again and again until…

Raphael Diamond Sword broke

Jesse: Son you messed and should give up your pride now

Raphael: Hehe you think I don’t have anything left

Raphael brings out a Enchanted Golden Sword and rush at Jesse both get into slash with both slashing,blocking, and dodging until both See a bridge with a gap in between each side

Jesse: Oh no!

Jesse jumps off the car along with Raphael and both continue to attack before they even hit the ground but both block each attack and both land on the ground

Jesse: You not getting away with this

Raphael: You said that before!

Jesse rush at Raphael and try to slash him down but Raphael Blocks it And both get into a slash with Jesse nearly getting hit about twenty times and both nearly hit each other and Raphael surprises Jesse and knock him back but it breaks his sword

Raphael: Well Shit

Jesse: Ok you think you will Continue this

Raphael: Seriously how many times you would continue this pointless joke!

Raphael bring out a Enchanted Diamond Axe

Raphael: Say Hello to Johnny

Jesse: Why

Raphael: Simple just to say here’s JOHNNY!!!

Raphael rush to Jesse trying to slash at him but Jesse Blocks the attack with both not letting up with both fighting with skill with Raphael nearly decapitating Jesse but he Block it with a shield and knock the axe out of Raphael hand but he retrieves it but switch out to something else to a Diamond Pickaxe But he take it back in and puts on a Enchanted Diamond Armor

Raphael: I’m getting tired of this shit so let just reach the main event!

Raphael brings out a Enchanted Diamond Sword with a bigger glow than others

Raphael: Ready for the end

Jesse puts on the Adamantine Impervium Armor And drink the potion of swiftness and in turn Raphael also take the same potion

Raphael: Ready…

Jesse: To Beat you that is

Both rush at each other with neither letting up and both runs up a building continuing fighting

Raphael: I’ll give you credit your a decent fighter

Jesse: I have to admit so are you but I not losing!

Jesse nearly attack him but Raphael Blocks it and knock Jesse into the building right around the time when the potion ran out

Raphael: Ok so…

Jesse runs at Raphael both get into a clash again with Jesse barely prevailing knocking Raphael backwards but he quickly gets up and put a lever down and activate it

Jesse: You know that gonna Kill you also

Raphael: Well They Say when I door closes another opens those fellas are liars

Raphael goes and jump outside the window and Jesse follows and the building explodes leaving a huge gap in the middle of the whole building

Person: Who the top part of the building not falling!

Another Person: Minecraft Physics remember

Person: Oh right…

Raphael: Free Falling!

Jesse: Really

Raphael: What I like that song

Jesse: I don’t like th-

Both hit the ground with a thud and Raphael builds up with Cobblestone

Jesse: Not letting you get away

Jesse builds up with dirt tile both reach the maximum limit and Jesse builds his way to Raphael who make it like a arena and both rush at each other both slash at each other

Jesse: Wait Spleef

Jesse brings out a Pickaxe till it became a straight line

Raphael: (Ok need to play the Range game)

Raphael bring out the Bow and Arrow and in rapid fire succession shootout arrows at Jesse who blocks it and rush at Raphael and in a swift movement breaks the ground causing him to fall but in a instant he bring out a Enchanted Shovel and breaks the ground bring Jesse down with him

Jesse: Not losing

Jesse bring out Elytra and puts it on But Raphael tries to attack Jesse who bring out the sword and both battle again but Raphael shatters the Handel causing it to fall

Jesse: Well See ya

Jesse try to fly off but he get stabbed in the back from Raphael Enchanted Diamond Sword And which burns away the wings before Jesse was launch off the sword

Raphael: Sorry But This Captain doesn’t give a crap for the boat

Raphael get rid of the chest plate and put Of the Enchanted Elytra And bring out a bow and at the final second before hitting the ground Raphael shoots out a arrow at tnt and it lights it up and explodes along with Jesse and Raphael flys away

Petra: Jesse!

Sunny: Guys look behind Jesse

We see the Reuben Statue destroyed

Lukas: Holy Crap

Sunny: Make sure Jesse make it and make sure the suit is in tact

Sunny looks at the camera

Sunny: Cause He owe the suit to me

We see a banner with it saying “The tenth annual PVP”

Jesse: This is exciting

Sunny: Question so how will it go

Petra: Easy it be like usual but just 1v1 with just 16 participants

Sunny: Ok so who in it

Jesse: Well Me,Petra, And Lukas And a few others

Sunny: Ok I can’t wait

Petra: I think they announced the first round fights by now

Jesse: Let See What they are

Sunny: Wait for me!

The three look at the page

Round 1

Jesse vs Buckaroo Junior vs Joseph Tari vs Guest Cody vs Manny Petra vs Tako Maki Parappa vs Fishy Boopkins Jeffy vs Axel Lukas vs Raphael

Sunny: So What On There I can’t speak gibberishese

Jesse: Well I’m Fighting Buckaroo

Sunny: Ok…

Announcer: Buckaroo and Jesse come to the arena you lazy fucks

Petra: Jeez The announcer is crabby

Jesse: Wish me luck

Jesse leaves

Petra: But Why does Raphael remind me of someone

Sunny: Is it gonna be a twist

Petra: No I think I traded with him a times asking for enchanted books

Sunny: Ok but it not like he be important to the story but let see the match

Petra: Sure

We cut the arena with Buckaroo and Jesse in the arena fighting with Buckaroo nearly hitting Jesse with his sword

Sunny: Go Buckaroo!

Petra: Go Jesse!

Jesse quickly slash at Buckaroo hurting him and was gonna slash again but the humanoid horse dodge and put down a tnt and light it with flint and steel and run away

Jesse: Oh no

The tnt explodes and it heavily hurts Jesse next he see Buckaroo jumping about to slash him but Jesse acts quick and block it with a shield knocking Buckaroo back and Jesse finish it off with one final slash to Buckaroo defeating him

Announcer: Jesse Wins!

Sunny: NO BUCKAROO!

Petra: Don’t worry he’s gonna respawn

Sunny: Phew

Announcer: Joseph and Junior come up to the arena get here you lazy asses

Petra: I gonna give Jesse kudos for his win

Petra go out of the stand to downstairs

We see Jesse coming out of a door and Junior going to the door

Jesse: Good luck

Junior: Thanks

Petra: Hey Jesse good job on your win

Jesse: Thanks my opponent was a tough one but in the end I was able to barely beat him

Petra: Yeah still nice job you were clever with the Wooden pickaxe

Jesse: Although it broke still it was decent for the match

Petra: Yep also I think a match is going on what to see the remaining of it

Jesse: Sure

The two go back into the stands

Sunny: You missed a lot

Jesse: The arena look like it been attacked by some terrorists

The three get chills for some reason

Sunny: Yeah Joseph took Blocks from the arena to build a defense to plan but Junior took all down quickly a shovel but he lost it mid fight and I think we might be reaching the final moments of the fight

Joseph quickly builds another wall blocking Junior who just goes around it and doesn’t see Joseph And we go up to see Joseph on top of the wall with a bow in his hand about to shoot

Joseph (Mouthing): Now…

Joseph shoots and hit Junior in the head finishing him off

Announcer: The Winner is Joseph the dead thief

Sunny: That was amazing too bad you didn’t see all of it

Petra: So a montage excluding the last fight

Sunny: Sure

Announcer: Guest vs Tari

We see Tari eyes are blue and going fast too fast for Guest to keep up he try to block Tari attack’s But was surprised and was hit by one of said attack’s which defeated him

Announcer: Cody vs Manny

Manny blinds Cody and his weapon breaks and hide beneath the ground trying to think of a plan while Cody regain eyesight and plants multiple tnt and lights it and run away and it exploded killing Manny in the progress

Announcer: Petra And Tako Maki get to the arena

Petra: See ya

Petra jumps down

Petra: OW! That was a bad idea why did I think this was a good idea

Tako goes outside onto the arena

Petra: Ok I’m ok now

Tako brings out Swords and rush at Petra who bring out a sword of her own and block each attack blocking a downward slash by Tako and quickly rush behind him and slash at him and put a tnt block near him and light it up and run away

Tako: Where am I

The tnt explodes and killed Tako

Announcer: Petra wins!

Petra: Ok let Try this

Petra jump up and lands on her legs before falling in pain

Petra: WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

Sunny: Back to the montage

Announcer: Parappa vs Fishy Boopkins

Parappa barely dodged a attack from Fishy and bring down his axe on Fishy killing him

Announcer: Jeffy vs Axel (not the Inkling)

Jeffy try to slash at Axel but it turns out to be a dummy and Axel throws a Trident at Jeffy defeating him

Announcer: Axel wins

Jesse: Good job Axel

Petra: Agreed

Announcer: Lukas And Raphael come up to the arena

Sunny: Ok

Jesse: Go Lukas

Petra: Yeah

Sunny: Wait If Lukas Wins wouldn’t he fight against Axel

Jesse: Yeah But If that happen May the best wins

Sunny: Ok

The two are up from Pistons

Announcer: Ok the rules Something Something blah blah blah fight!

Lukas rush at Raphael who quickly block a incoming attack and quickly slash at him but he Block it But Raphael bring up a ton of blocks and throw it at Lukas who barely dodged it but Raphael slash at him hurting him

Lukas: Ow!

Raphael brings out a bow and a special arrow

Petra: That a arrow from a illusioner it blinds a person

Jesse: I know Lukas dodge

Lukas get back but didn’t have time to dodge the arrow hitting him between the eyes and blinding him

Raphael: So looky here a terrible fighter apart of a even worse team with you on there with you just being poisonous to your teams and just a person who should die

Each time he said a word Lukas try to attack Raphael But it just hit nothing but air and he dug below and put tnt and dug below that by a bit and made a staircase and made noise so Lukas would follow it to the tnt

Lukas: Shut Up SHUT UP!

Lukas goes on the tnt and Raphael bring out flint and steel and lights that up and runs away from the blast radius

Jesse: Lukas move out of the way

Lukas: Wha-

The TNT explodes sending Lukas into the air and Raphael predicts where he gonna land and wait and when Lukas is near the ground Raphael cuts Lukas in half before he dies and just leave behind his inventory

Petra: Holy Fucking Shit that was a bit overkill

Announcer: Raphael wins now go fuck yourselves!

Jesse: Seriously

We cut to later in the day

Axel: Ok he might be a threat I mean he took down Lukas like no biggy well I mean he is the weakest out of all of us but still

Sunny: I know Plus when will round 2 be

Jesse: The matchups should be up by now

Axel: Yeah I took of round 2 posters and here it is

Round 2

Jesse vs Joseph    Tari vs Cody                          Petra vs Parappa    Axel vs Raphael

Jesse: Oh good luck Axel

Axel: Agreed

Announcer: Alright lazy piece of shits round 2 matches are gonna start Joseph and Jesse go up to the arena

Jesse: Wish me luck

Sunny: Huh Deja Vu

Axel: Let Just cut to the fight since Endless want this done

Sunny: Sure

A few minutes later

Announcer: Alright Let Get this over with I want to get high fight

Joseph makes the first move and slash at Jesse but he Block it and bring out a sword and slash at Joseph and both go at fast at they can trying to attack him with both trying to get a leg up with Jesse trying to jump and hit him trying to get a critical hit but Joseph Blocks it And Joseph Try parry a attack but Jesse Blocks it quickly this goes on for ten minutes before Joseph couldn’t keep up and was defeated with one foul swoop

Announcer: Jesse wins

Sunny: Ok quickly get done with the other two matchups

Petra: Going down to not repeat last time

Announcer: Tari vs Cody

Cody Blocks Tari Arrow But Cody was surprised when Tari throws a torch at tnt when Cody sees said tnt he try to build a blockade but get attack and finished by a sneak attack by Tari

Announcer: Parappa vs Petra

Parappa nearly defeats Petra with one fierce axe slash but get stabbed and killed

Announcer: Petra Win! Now Axel And Raphael please come to the arena

Petra: Ok

Petra builds a ladder and goes up the stands and break said ladder and goes to where the others are

Sunny: Um

A hour later

Axel and Raphael are brought up by the pistons

Raphael: So another part of the next generation of the order of the no’s

Axel: I’m not letting you get away with another win

Raphael: Let See If this green dingus can even give me trouble I let you have this I’ll let you have a free shot but if waste it

Announcer: Fight

Axel tries to hit Raphael but he just tank it like it wasn’t even shit

Raphael: You waste it

Raphael quickly slash at Axel knocking him back just a bit Axel bring out a sword of his own and try to attack Raphael but he blocks each attempts until Axel sword breaks

Axel: Well shit

Axel rush away

Axel: Wait haha

Axel put TNT down around him and motion Raphael to come at him

Raphael: Au Revoir

Raphael bring out a Enchanted Bow and shoot at the TNT nearest to Axel and it lights up

Axel: Oh no…

The TNT explodes launching Axel up and to the ground and Raphael shoots again at Axel head and with it going through his head

Jesse: Petra Move

Petra quickly move out of her seat and where she been seating at the arrow hits and back at the arena Axel is defeated and killed

Raphael: Petra!

Raphael points at Petra

Raphael: Can't wait to annihilate you!

Petra: Well this turned dark quickly

Sunny: Like the Vandel Buster trilogy

Jesse: Segway

Two Hours Later

Sunny: So Round 3 slash semi finals matchups what I getting this filler over with

Round Three

Jesse vs Tari                                                                                       Petra vs Raphael

Jesse: Don’t worry Petra you’re gonna be fine ok

Petra: Thanks I needed that

Announcer: The semi finals here and who cares Jesse and Tari go up so I can kill myself from this boredom

Sunny: Um Segway

Three Hours

Sunny: Can we move it along I’m running out of time cards which I stole from Spazztic

Azaz: Hey!

Sunny: Look The Match started

Jesse rush at Tari who quickly dodged Jesse slash and bring out a bow and shoot arrows at Jesse but he Block it with his shield and rush at Tari now with a axe but Tari quickly digs where Jesse gonna land and run out of the way and when Jesse lands he get hurled from the fall and Tari quickly slash at him but Jesse quickly moves out of the way and slash at Tari damaging her heavily

Tari: I feel like I used this shtick a lot of times before but who cares

Tari Eyes glow blue and rush at Jesse much faster attacking him and Jesse barely kept up with her and was knocked back

Jesse: Think Of something! Haha EUREKA!!

Jesse quickly plant ps down tnt and moves out of the way of Tari oncoming attack and use the enchanted Flint & Steel to Burn Tari which spread to the tnt lighting it and Jesse runs away from it and it explodes killing Tari

Sunny: Is it me or is most of the fight end by a explosive or something

Petra: I know

Announcer: Jesse Winner on Ille Joke! Also Petra And Rafael come up

Raphael: It’s Raphael!

Announcer: Sorry But I don’t give a shit

Petra: Seriously does he have a short fuse

Announcer: Heard that bitchy whore now go to the arena

Petra: Was gonna do that

Petra goes down the staircase

Sunny: She gonna Die

Jesse: Come on

Sunny: I seen enough movies to know this won’t end well

Jesse: Really Than place where your mouth is

Sunny: Sure if I lose I let you have my Iron Flower Armor And If you lose. Didn’t you have something called Adamantine Impervium

Jesse: Yes Why?

Sunny: Easy If you lose I’ll want that armor

Jesse: Fine

Pistons bring up Petra And Raphael

Announcer: Semi Finals Match 2 begin I don’t care about you fucks

Raphael: (Ok while I could beat her I might need to strategize should I trash talk her in order to get her to be more reckless and cause more mistakes or should I play the straight man in this duet)

Petra runs toward him about to slash at Raphael but a arrow points up and he Block it Raphael rush at Petra trying to slash at Petra But Petra builds a few blocks blocking Raphael from attacking

Raphael: Need to get around this

We see behind him Petra jumping down about to slash Raphael but he notice it and a arrow pointing left and he rolls out of the way and tries to slash at Petra but she jumps back and slash at him and both get into a slash as a square button appears

Raphael: (I like to pretend this is a game but to the main focus)

Raphael wins the clash knock back Petra by a few centimeters and breaks her sword

Petra: In hindsight I should fix it’s durability

Raphael: Yeah you should’ve

Raphael quickly decapitated Petra Ending her life

Sunny: Yay you owe me another armor

Jesse: I gonna beat Raphael

Jesse goes outside

Sunny: Ok but you owe me the armor

Jesse: Don’t care

We cut to black and see Jesse and Sunny with Jesse going through a chest

Sunny: Soo…

Jesse: Not now Sunny I’m preparing to fight Raphael

Sunny: So when will I get the armor

Jesse: After The Tournament I need to be fierce who knows what type of vile thing he doing right now

We cut to Raphael with hot chocolate and a tablet

Nostalgia Critic: Hello I’m the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don’t have

A punch sound effect happens

Raphael: That Funny

Jesse: Sunny Know Any Fighting tactics

Sunny: Sure

Jesse: TRAINING MONTAGE!

We see a montage within a second

Sunny: Ok there

Jesse: Thanks

Announcer: Come Up FINALISTS ASSHOLES TO THE ARENA!

Jesse: Seriously who’s doing that

Sunny: See you later also don’t forget THE! ARM! OR!

Jesse: Fine

Jesse walks inside the stadium and goes where a piston is

Jesse: Wish me luck everyone

Jesse goes on the pistons and brought to the top alongside Raphael

Announcer: Ok I’m supposed to talk about them ok Jesse is a Gary Sue And Raphael the other Gary Sue in a different way with their stats but I’m too lazy to research it so let Finally end this crapfest Once And for all for the year being START!

Both rush at each other with Jesse able to get a hit on Raphael at the start before both get into a clash with Raphael blocking half of Jesse Attacks and dodging take up ¾ of the whole thing and bash the sword into Jesse chin stunning him before slashing at him three times but Jesse get back up

Jesse: I won’t give up!

Jesse rush to Raphael And Block his sword with a shield before going back to a sword and slash at Raphael knocking him back

Raphael: This is boring time to end the show with a bang!

Raphael bring out a Enchanted Elytra And flies up

Jesse: Wouldn’t that be out of bounds

Announcer: I don’t care

Raphael puts down a lever

Raphael: And I have to say Au Revoir to the STADIUM!

Raphael push the lever and flys away as a sheesh noise is heard

Jesse: Oh shit! Everybody get out of the stands there tnt around you!

The tnt explodes and destroying a lot of the stadium

Announcer: WHAT’S HAPPENING IS THAT A OH N-

After that static is heard from where that noise was coming from and more of the stadium explodes killing multiple bystanders like about 1 out of every 100,000 barely survived while the arena was left untouched beside a few block going at the as aforementioned arena and Jesse sees Raphael landing putting the Elytra back into his inventory and starts to leave

Jesse: Sunny Try to search for survivors

Sunny: Got It And you can give me the armor next week

Sunny look in the stadium for survivors while Jesse takes a potion of leaping and goes after Raphael

Raphael: Too Easy And…

Raphael rolls out the way of Jesse trying to attack him while still in the air

Raphael: Guess it time for the 9 O’clock annoyance

Jesse: You won’t get away with this

Raphael: Technically I have already gotten away with this you can’t stop me and look around me

Jesse looks around and see more tnt exploded killing and damaging more people and buildings

Jesse: HOW?!

Raphael: Spare time on my hands can lead to nice hobbies

Jesse rush at Raphael slashing at each other with Raphael quickly slashing at Jesse and kicking him back

Jesse: How about you take this

Jesse bring out a Enchanted Sword

Jesse: This is the sword that destroyed the Wither Storm

Raphael: Oh Look I don’t care

Both slash each other before they jump on top of a car with both still fight with Raphael trying to sweep Jesse but he jumped over Raphael and slash against Raphael but he Block the attack and this repeats again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again and again until…

Raphael Diamond Sword broke

Jesse: Son you messed and should give up your pride now

Raphael: Hehe you think I don’t have anything left

Raphael brings out a Enchanted Golden Sword and rush at Jesse both get into slash with both slashing,blocking, and dodging until both See a bridge with a gap in between each side

Jesse: Oh no!

Jesse jumps off the car along with Raphael and both continue to attack before they even hit the ground but both block each attack and both land on the ground

Jesse: You not getting away with this

Raphael: You said that before!

Jesse rush at Raphael and try to slash him down but Raphael Blocks it And both get into a slash with Jesse nearly getting hit about twenty times and both nearly hit each other and Raphael surprises Jesse and knock him back but it breaks his sword

Raphael: Well Shit

Jesse: Ok you think you will Continue this

Raphael: Seriously how many times you would continue this pointless joke!

Raphael bring out a Enchanted Diamond Axe

Raphael: Say Hello to Johnny

Jesse: Why

Raphael: Simple just to say here’s JOHNNY!!!

Raphael rush to Jesse trying to slash at him but Jesse Blocks the attack with both not letting up with both fighting with skill with Raphael nearly decapitating Jesse but he Block it with a shield and knock the axe out of Raphael hand but he retrieves it but switch out to something else to a Diamond Pickaxe But he take it back in and puts on a Enchanted Diamond Armor

Raphael: I’m getting tired of this shit so let just reach the main event!

Raphael brings out a Enchanted Diamond Sword with a bigger glow than others

Raphael: Ready for the end

Jesse puts on the Adamantine Impervium Armor And drink the potion of swiftness and in turn Raphael also take the same potion

Raphael: Ready…

Jesse: To Beat you that is

Both rush at each other with neither letting up and both runs up a building continuing fighting

Raphael: I’ll give you credit your a decent fighter

Jesse: I have to admit so are you but I not losing!

Jesse nearly attack him but Raphael Blocks it and knock Jesse into the building right around the time when the potion ran out

Raphael: Ok so…

Jesse runs at Raphael both get into a clash again with Jesse barely prevailing knocking Raphael backwards but he quickly gets up and put a lever down and activate it

Jesse: You know that gonna Kill you also

Raphael: Well They Say when I door closes another opens those fellas are liars

Raphael goes and jump outside the window and Jesse follows and the building explodes leaving a huge gap in the middle of the whole building

Person: Who the top part of the building not falling!

Another Person: Minecraft Physics remember

Person: Oh right…

Raphael: Free Falling!

Jesse: Really

Raphael: What I like that song

Jesse: I don’t like th-

Both hit the ground with a thud and Raphael builds up with Cobblestone

Jesse: Not letting you get away

Jesse builds up with dirt tile both reach the maximum limit and Jesse builds his way to Raphael who make it like a arena and both rush at each other both slash at each other

Jesse: Wait Spleef

Jesse brings out a Pickaxe till it became a straight line

Raphael: (Ok need to play the Range game)

Raphael bring out the Bow and Arrow and in rapid fire succession shootout arrows at Jesse who blocks it and rush at Raphael and in a swift movement breaks the ground causing him to fall but in a instant he bring out a Enchanted Shovel and breaks the ground bring Jesse down with him

Jesse: Not losing

Jesse bring out Elytra and puts it on But Raphael tries to attack Jesse who bring out the sword and both battle again but Raphael shatters the Handel causing it to fall

Jesse: Well See ya

Jesse try to fly off but he get stabbed in the back from Raphael Enchanted Diamond Sword And which burns away the wings before Jesse was launch off the sword

Raphael: Sorry But This Captain doesn’t give a crap for the boat

Raphael get rid of the chest plate and put Of the Enchanted Elytra And bring out a bow and at the final second before hitting the ground Raphael shoots out a arrow at tnt and it lights it up and explodes along with Jesse and Raphael flys away

Petra: Jesse!

Sunny: Guys look behind Jesse

We see the Reuben Statue destroyed

Lukas: Holy Crap

Sunny: Make sure Jesse make it and make sure the suit is in tact

Sunny looks at the camera

Sunny: Cause He owe the suit to me

The Short En-

Petra: We not ending the short on that!

Lukas: Ok he’s alive after 20 Potions Of Regeneration And a totem of undying Later he’s up and ready

Jesse: Where’s Raphael

Petra: He got away

Jesse: We will find him him and anyone else involved with this

We cut to Raphael

Raphael: Ok now I should check the wiki thanks to this avatar letting me have fun

Raphael goes to his bed and we see Endless taking off a VR Helmet

Endless: That was fun now let see

Endless check his computer

Endless: Ok it the wikia main hour YES!

The short truly ends here

Trivia

 * I had a hard time deciding if Jesse should win or Raphael but I Side with Raphael since I might have plans for a rematch later on in a short or a project (Not confirmed)