Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-33032843-20190701182815/@comment-33032843-20190701205011

CuldeeFell13 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen shooting paintballs at Sunny's house.Azaz: This is fun, right AsphaltianOof? AsphaltianOof: Sure is, Azaz!

Later, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen throwing pancakes at Sunny's house. While the two are pulling antics on Sunny, Kung Fu Mario, in his plumber uniform but with black boots like Sun Wukong, appears behind them.

Kung Fu Mario: Are you the ones that sprayed graffiti on a man's newly bought Honda?

Azaz: Sure did!

Kung Fu Mario's face darkens and frowned.

Kung Fu Mario: Do you two enjoy destroying things?

AsphaltianOof: Yeah! It's so satisfying-

Kung Fu Mario grabs AsphaltianOof by his head and begins to rapidly punching him in the face really hard thus giving him a black eye.

Kung Fu Mario: You two think destroying stuff is a hobby, I'll show my punishment for you two!

Kung Fu Mario puts both of his index and middle fingers on AsphaltianOof's temples, which caused his body to be immobilized,

AsphaltianOof: I can't move!

Kung Fu Mario: I struck a hidden pressure point called Touya (头亜). Your body will move by my orders.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!?

Kung Fu Mario jump towards Azaz and then used Touya on him.

Kung Fu Mario: Want to play my version of Simon Says?

Azaz: Um, sure?

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says punch yourselves in the face 20 times.

Azaz and AsphaltianOof's hands start moving by themselves and then punch them (Azaz and AsphaltianOof).

Azaz: OW!

AsphaltianOof: WAIT! THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT!

Kung Fu Mario (narrating in time card): 20 times later...

AsphaltianOof: I can't feel my face.

Azaz: Me neither.

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says to fight!

Azaz and AsphaltianOofs bodies start fighting each other with hand to hand combat. Azaz and AsphaltianOof punched and kicked each other while they are under Kung Mario's control.'

AsphaltianOof: MY SPINE!

Azaz: MY OVARIES!

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says act like a monkey.

Azaz and AsphaltianOof start doing monkey moves

Azaz: BUT I DON'T EAT BANANAS!

AsphaltianOof: I KNOW! I'M ALLERGIC!

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says hug and kiss each on the mouth!

Azaz and AsphaltianOof hug each other and their heads start move towards each other.

Azaz: NO, STOP!

AsphaltianOof: DON'T MAKE US KISS!

Kung Fu Mario: Do you learn your lesson not to vandalize other people's property now?

AsphaltianOof: YES!

Azaz: WE'LL STOP! JUST DON'T MAKE US KISS! ​​​​​​

End of Part 1 Culdee: You think they went a little too far? ... Nah. Asp did vandalize my house in Child's Play!, neat short! What are your thoughts on the hug and kiss each other part? Guy from that movie: HAH! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Anyways, it was funny! Thanks dude. Now here's part 2!

Kung Fu Mario: Unfortunately, I'm taking it as a no, because the word “liar” is written on your foreheads. If I let you go, you two will continue to vandalize people's property.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!?

Azaz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

As AsphaltianOof and Azaz's heads are close to each other, they are about to kiss in the lips.

Kung Fu Mario (sarcastically): You two are friends, right? Now you two make a lovely couple.

'''When Kung Fu Mario takes his camera out, it flashes white as he's taking a picture of Azaz and AsphaltianOof kiss each other in the lips. The camera flash transits to Goodman reporting the news.'''

Goodman: Breaking news! Mkay? Nintendo's mascot Mario encountered a gay couple kiss each other in the lips as they're shooting paintballs and throwing pancakes at the residence of Pensacola's hero, Sunny Funny.

Parappa: Dang! They got in trouble for sure!

PJ Berri: They wasted the pancakes!

Sunny: Why did I even ask them to move in?

Crystal: Told ya that they're a pain!

Meanwhile, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen at their house watching the news report of them.

AsphaltianOof: That was so humiliating!

Azaz: I know!

END