Thread:MarioFan2009/@comment-33032843-20190709175850/@comment-30571467-20190710030940

DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: MarioFan2009 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: DarthSaiyan8697 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: Yeah... can't forget about what he did to Azaz and AsphaltianOof. It is about time that script is changed to something else. Well, if you read it the short again, it says that he is in his plumber uniform but with black boots like Sun Wukong. Do you think you'll show me your version of the short? I haven't made a revision to the script yet. I might do it soon when I have time. Then why did you say that it is about time that the short is changed to something else then? Well, maybe you can send me the current script. I can change it to something else. Here it is:

Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen shooting paintballs at Sunny's house.

Azaz: This is fun, right AsphaltianOof?

AsphaltianOof: Sure is, Azaz!

Later, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen throwing pancakes at Sunny's house. While the two are pulling antics on Sunny, Kung Fu Mario, in his plumber uniform but with black boots like Sun Wukong, appears behind them.

Kung Fu Mario: Are you the ones that sprayed graffiti on a man's newly bought Honda?

Azaz: Sure did!

Kung Fu Mario's face darkens and frowned.

Kung Fu Mario: Do you two enjoy destroying things?

AsphaltianOof: Yeah! It's so satisfying-

Kung Fu Mario grabs AsphaltianOof by his head and begins to rapidly punching him in the face really hard thus giving him a black eye.

Kung Fu Mario: You two think destroying stuff is a hobby, I'll show my punishment for you two!

Kung Fu Mario puts both of his index and middle fingers on AsphaltianOof's temples, which caused his body to be immobilized,

AsphaltianOof: I can't move!

Kung Fu Mario: I struck a hidden pressure point called Touya (头亜). Your body will move by my orders.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!?

Kung Fu Mario jump towards Azaz and then used Touya on him.

Kung Fu Mario: Want to play my version of Simon Says?

Azaz: Um, sure?

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says punch yourselves in the face 20 times.

Azaz and AsphaltianOof's hands start moving by themselves and then punch them (Azaz and AsphaltianOof).

Azaz: OW!

AsphaltianOof: WAIT! THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT!

Kung Fu Mario (narrating in time card): 20 times later...

AsphaltianOof: I can't feel my face.

Azaz: Me neither.

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says to fight!

Azaz and AsphaltianOof's bodies start fighting each other with hand to hand combat. Azaz and AsphaltianOof punched and kicked each other while they are under Kung Mario's control.

AsphaltianOof: MY SPINE!

Azaz: MY OVARIES!

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says act like a monkey.

Azaz and AsphaltianOof start doing monkey moves

Azaz: BUT I DON'T EAT BANANAS!

AsphaltianOof: I KNOW! I'M ALLERGIC!

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says hug and kiss each on the mouth!

Azaz and AsphaltianOof hug each other and their heads start move towards each other.

Azaz: NO, STOP!

AsphaltianOof: DON'T MAKE US KISS!

Kung Fu Mario: Do you learn your lesson not to vandalize other people's property now?

AsphaltianOof: YES!

Azaz: WE'LL STOP! JUST DON'T MAKE US KISS! ​​​​​​

Kung Fu Mario: Unfortunately, I'm taking it as a no, because the word “liar” is written on your foreheads. If I let you go, you two will continue to vandalize people's property.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!?

Azaz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

As AsphaltianOof and Azaz's heads are close to each other, they are about to kiss in the lips.

Kung Fu Mario (sarcastically): You two are friends, right? Now you two make a lovely couple.

'''When Kung Fu Mario takes his camera out, it flashes white as he's taking a picture of Azaz and AsphaltianOof kiss each other in the lips. The camera flash transits to Goodman reporting the news.'''

Goodman: Breaking news! Mkay? Nintendo's mascot Mario encountered a gay couple kiss each other in the lips as they're shooting paintballs and throwing pancakes at the residence of Pensacola's hero, Sunny Funny.

Parappa: Dang! They got in trouble for sure!

PJ Berri: They wasted the pancakes!

Sunny: Why did I even ask them to move in?

Crystal: Told ya that they're a pain!

Meanwhile, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen at their house watching the news report of them.

AsphaltianOof: That was so humiliating!

Azaz: I know!

END Ok, I will change this soon when I have time. Alright. Sorry if it took me so long, but here is my revision of the non-canon short.

Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen shooting paintballs at Sunny's house.

Azaz: This is fun, right AsphaltianOof?

AsphaltianOof: Sure is, Azaz!

Later, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are seen throwing pancakes at Sunny's house. While the two are pulling antics on Sunny, Kung Fu Mario, in his plumber uniform but with black boots like Sun Wukong, appears behind them.

Kung Fu Mario: Are you the ones that sprayed graffiti on a man's newly bought Honda?

Azaz: Sure did!

Kung Fu Mario's face darkens and frowned.

Kung Fu Mario: Do you two enjoy destroying things?

AsphaltianOof: Well, not really. We are just played for laughs.

Kung Fu Mario: ...

AsphaltianOof: What?

Kung Fu Mario: But why would you do that?

AsphaltianOof: We are just stupid.

Azaz: Excuse me?! I am not meant to be stupid. I am Robloxian scientist who just joins in stuff just for the fun of it. I don't really care about what I actually do.

Kung Fu Mario: You two do know that what you are doing is not right?

Azaz: Um, yeah?

Kung Fu Mario: Then why would you do that then.

Azaz: AsphaltianOof roped me into it.

AsphaltianOof: HEY!!

Kung Fu Mario: ... AsphaltianOof, is it true that you did this?

AsphaltianOof: Yep!

Kung Fu Mario: Well, for you, (Azaz) who ever you are, I'll let you off with a warning. But don't let me catch you doing this again or you will be punished..

Azaz: Sounds fair to me.

Azaz leaves.

Kung Fu Mario: And as for you, you will be getting your desserts for what you just did!

AsphaltianOof: What do you mean-

KFM uses Touya on AsphaltianOof.

King Fu Mario: Want to play my version of Simon Says?

AsphaltianOof: Sure!

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says act like a monkey.

AsphaltianOof then starts making monkey noises and wanders around.

AsphaltianOof: Hey. This doesn't seem right!

Kung Fu Mario: Simon says hug and kiss a skunk!

Kung Fu Mario then takes AsphaltianOof to a nearby skunk named Fred (read "Fair and Worm-er" to know some stuff about Fred, who debuted in that episode)

AsphaltianOof: Wait. What are you doing?!

Kung Fu Mario: Do you learn your lesson not to vandalize other people's property now?

AsphaltianOof: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Fred: What's going on?

Kung Fu Mario: So what is it going to be?

AsphaltianOof: Yes!

Kung Fu Mario: Unfortunately, I'm taking it as a no, because the word “liar” is written on your forehead. If I let you go, you will continue to vandalize people's property.

AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!?

As AsphaltianOof and Fred the skunk's heads are close to each other, they are about to kiss in the lips.

Kung Fu Mario (sarcastically): You two make a lovely couple. Skunk x Patrick Star rip-off!

When Kung Fu Mario takes his camera out, it flashes white as he's taking a picture of AsphaltianOof and Fred kissing each other in the lips. The camera flash transits to Goodman reporting the news.

Goodman: Breaking news! Mkay? Nintendo's mascot Mario encountered a gay pink person kissing a skunk on the lips as the pink man was shooting paintballs and throwing pancakes at the residence of Pensacola's hero, Sunny Funny.

Parappa: Dang! He got in trouble for sure!

PJ Berri: He wasted the pancakes!

Sunny: Why did I even ask him to move in?

Crystal: Told ya that he can be a pain!

Meanwhile, AsphaltianOof and Azaz are seen at Sunny's house watching the news report of them.

AsphaltianOof: That was so humiliating!

Azaz laughs hysterically.

AsphaltianOof: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?! I KISSED A SMELLY BLACK AND WHITE CAT!!

Azaz: Serves you right for peeing in my sprite last night!

AsphaltianOof frowns as Azaz continues to laugh.

END