Endless Shortest of Shorts Volume 2

Script
Short–Ink Aftermath

Characters

Alice

Soul

???

Alice And Soul leaves a alleyway

Alice: How does that fall hurt ûß

Soul: No clue

???: Hi old friends

Soul: Your late

Alice: Oh it’s you…

??? Go outside of the shadows to reveal herself

Alice:… Penny

Penny: Yeah I came here to check up on you two

Soul: Ok can we got to that donut place

Alice: We just send you to check on them

Soul: I just like the Reese’s Donuts there

Penny: I want to try that

Alice: Fine

The three leaves and walk away

Short–Joseph Interview

Characters

Badman

Joseph

Badman: Hi your name

Joseph: I’m Joseph Joestar

Badman: Why you want this job and you have done bad actions

Joseph: Cause I need money and remember the eating place with the jukebox playing Friday twenty times before playing afternoon delight cause I stole some money and set the ball rolling for the torture

Badman: ALL OF THE PEOPLE THERE KILLED THEMSELVES! You got the job

Joseph: Yes!

Short–Tom Nook dispute

Characters

Tom Nook

Onion Cream

Tom Nook: Wait you can’t pay your house than I can hand you a loan

Onion Cream: Um nah I just sleep on the ground

Tom Nook: Why’s that

Onion Cream:I just bad at returning favors I Killed a person after betting my money in a casino,assaulted a waiter,And burn down a “friends” house for needing to give him back his game

Tom Nook: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Short–Blackjack 180 truck pileup

Characters

Bowser

Bowser Jr.

Shadow

Scott

Link

Ludwig

Cop 5

Cop 5: Ok dead man

Link: Go fish?

Ludwig: Wait we playing go fish I thought we playing poker

Bowser: Wait What it isn’t it Texas holdup

Bowser Jr: It’s not 52 pile pick up

Scott: I’M confused!!

Cop 5: No it’s blackjack!

Scott: What?

Cop 5: Ok it’s on whose number is higher

Ludwig: Well I got a Joker and a King What does that mean

Cop 5: No clue!

Link: Than we have no clue on how to play it also isn’t Junior too young

Bowser: I was going to bet him away and hope I lose

Junior: You a ass!

Cop 69: You under arrest

Bowser: That’s it I’m fucking a person than killing myself

Shadow: Your Insane…

Cop 5: Got it

Cop 5 open a bag

The building blows up

Short–The Metal Leads

Characters

Bett

Boney

Buckaroo

Blue Yoshi

Bett: Ok sound check

Blue Yoshi plays his guitar before dropping his said guitar and put his hands on his ears

Boney: Ok the song we practicing

Buckaroo: Friday Night Deaths

Boney: That was incomplete

Blue Yoshi: Yeah unless we just repeat the first lyric over and over again we can’t sing the song

Bett: Shut Up I going home Fuck You!

Boney: I going with him since he became blind

Bett continues to walk into a wall

Blue Yoshi: I’M QUITTING THE BAND ASSHOLES!!!

Buckaroo: I’m drunk aren’t I

Bob: Yes!

Boney: Wait Why you voice not screeching metal

Bob: I hurting my throat just to talk normal now I going to unconscious from my now bleeding vocals

Bob dies

Blue Yoshi: Dafuq!

Short–Sweetest Victory

Characters

Endlesspossibilities 2006

CuldeeFell13

RH390110478

NFL: WE PLAYING SICKO MODE FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO WANT SWEET VICTORYS

Endless: Ok I entering my berserker mode……………run…

Culdee: Mom-me!

We cut to the stadium being in tatters with Endless sword in Maroon 5 heads next to him is a bloody (don’t worry the blood isn’t his) unconscious

Endless: I hate you climate roulette

RH39011478 sees this

RH: I just shit and pissed my pants in the same time and have now earn mental trauma

Short–Sunny death

Characters

Sunny

Death

Sunny: I can’t deliver you sex and you betrayed me

???: Yeah now die!

??? Shoots Sunny recoil damage dragging the hoodie off to reveal that he Izuru

Sunny wakes up to Death

Sunny: I’M DEAD!!!!

Death: This is why I don’t kill any of this place characters

Short–Anti Hopeless useless non existence no place spewing black nonexistent opinions

Characters

Badman

Joseph

Onion Cream

Cyan Yoshi

Joseph: Let’s go to their place

Joseph kicks open to reveal Cyan Yoshi

Cyan Yoshi: What The Hell you doi–

Onion Cream: Cut The bullshit you know why we here

Cyan Yoshi: I know and I not going to die!

Cyan Yoshi shoots himself in the head with a arrow

Badman: Ugh let’s leave and assume he won’t be revived and leave his corpse here for others to see it

Joseph: Got It captain slaughter

The three leaves and the yoshi revives himself

Cyan Yoshi: Yes I can keep the video game! Now to try fill the emptiness hole that is my life

The end!