Dog House Poopy Butt

"Dog House Poopy Butt" is a 2019 MarioFan2009 story made in April that features Poopy Butt and Invertosis.

Script
WARNING: The story may have some swearing in it.

It starts off with Poopy Butt sleeping on the couch.

Suddenly, an advertisement comes on the TV causing him to be alarmed and wakes up.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof!

It shows Ice Man advertising a new dog house on TV.

Ice Man: Has your dog been annoying you? Is he always barking? Do you think he needs some time alone? Well no worries! Today, you can get this IRON dog house for your own pet dog! Come buy one now and give your dog a... well, DOG HOUSE! Number line: 678-889-DOG-HOUSE-COMPANY!

Suddenly Robotic Janitor is seen on TV sweeping the place.

Ice Man: Ugh! In the middle of an advertisement??

Poopy Butt sees this and his eyes turn into a dog house it's self.

He then rushes upstairs and is then seen bringing Mario down.

Mario: Wh-What is it Poopy Butt??

He then points at the TV to show the advertisement.

Mario: A DOG HOUSE?! That is too expensive!

Suddenly, PB starts growling.

The next scene shows Mario outside getting an iron dog house from Heart Head.

Heart Head: That will be five dollars!

Mario: Here.

He gives him five bucks.

Heart Head: Thank you!

He then leaves the front door.

It then shows Mario and Poopy Butt coming out of the house while Poopy Butt is smiling and following him like crazy.

Mario: Settle down settle doown!

He then sets up the iron dog house.

Mario: There! Now enjoy yourself.

Poopy Butt then enters the dog house happily.

He is seen in the dog house excited looking around in it.

Meanwhile, the Bulldog is seen looking at Poopy Butt with a evil grin.

He suddenly approaches the dog house slowly and carefully.

Suddenly, he jumps into the house and fighting noises are heard.

Suddenly, Poopy Butt is kicked out of the dog house.

Bulldog: This is my property. NOW SCRAM!!

Poopy Butt falls on the sidewalk.

Poopy Butt: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

Bulldog: SHUT UP!!

He throws a brick at him but he misses causing it to smash Sunny Funny's house window.

Sunny Funny comes outside of her house angered while holding the brick.

She then comes towards Poopy Butt.

Poopy Butt tries to point at the dog house but it's too late, she drops the brick on his head while she angered goes back to her house.

Sunny Funny: Idiot dog!

Poopy Butt: Sheesh...

He then throws the brick off his head and he is seen with a headache.

Suddenly, he hears a loud upsetting sign.

Poopy Butt looks to his right to see a fence corner.

He then goes towards the fence and takes a look around the corner.

Invertosis is seen standing near the fence trying to think about what happened in The Events! and why he was even kidnapped for.

Invertosis: I still don't understand... why would that vacuum even need me...

Poopy Butt then comes by.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woo--

He then gets shocked when he sees Invertosis' face.

Poopy Butt: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! (HEY!! YOUR THAT PERSON WHO STARTED A SHOOTING AT THE BASEBALL TOURNAMENT AND SERVED TOAD!!)

He then growls at him.

Invertosis: Calm down stupid dog. I quit working for Toad. Yet I don't even have morse for my actions.

Poopy Butt: Woof... Woof woof woof? (Oh... but do you think you can help me?)

Invertosis: Umm... well... sure... I guess?

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof, woof woof. Woof woof! Woof? (There's this dumb bulldog, who stole my brand new iron dog house! Do you think you can help me get it back?)

Invertosis: Well, sure! Though I am evil... I can't kill animals for no reason. I might try being nice for once...

Poopy Butt: WOOF! Woof woof! (OK! Just come this way!)

Invertosis: Alright.

He then takes Invertosis to his front house and points at the iron dog house.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Over there!)

It then shows the Bulldog sleeping in the dog house.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof! (He stole my dog house!)

Invertosis: Well, I guess I'll have to try the friendly approach first...

He then goes to the dog house and wakes up the bullldog.

Invertosis: Excuse me. But can I ask you something--

Suddenly, the Bulldog bites Invertosis' leg.

Invertosis: YYYYYYYEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

He then tries to get the Bulldog off his leg.

Invertosis: (Suddenly, he turns into his mega version) G̴̡̥̮̹̫̤̯͎͋̓̾͗̉E̷͇̺̟͍̠͚̫̳̭̙͎͊̾̉̄̆̉̿͑͒̿̀̆͝͝T̶̡̩͉̜̳͎̘͖̟͉̺̲̽͊͋̓̏͊̈́̑́̃̑͜ ̸̢̡̺̪͈͖̫͈̙̺̹̼̿͂̅̃̉̎̈͊͒̐̀͘̚͜͝͠Ǫ̶̨̱͎̬̠̰̰̦̘͈̮̠̗͒͜F̵̨̗̲̠͖̗͚̦̙̼͔̯̉̐̑̇͌͂̆̏̒̋̏̓̾̕͜F̷̦͓͎̠͔͚̯̤̮̟̦́̅͜ͅ!̷̨͇̟̜̈̄̃͑̓͑͆̇̀́͊͂͜!̴̡͋͜!̶̢̛͓̫̯̹͊̀́͋͝!̷̡̼̯̫̝̹͎̩̙̪͇̥̲͙͊̈́̈́̂̕͘

He then blows a refusion beam causing the Bulldog to get thrown back and crash into the dog house.

Invertosis: UGGH!! Forget that'

He goes back to Poopy Butt.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof? (Didn't you get him?)

Invertosis: No... he doesn't like being friendly...

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Then kill him!)

Invertosis: Look, I might be evil but I wouldn't go as THAT far to get something back...

Poopy Butt: Woof! Woof woof woof woof... (Fine! Then I guess we will have to do our own plans...)

Invertosis: And how do we do that?

Poopy Butt: Woof! (Simple)

It then shows nighttime.

Poopy Butt is seen with Invertosis. PB then pushes Invertosis near the dog house to go get it.

Invertosis: Ugh! Dumb dog! No need to push me!

He then looks at the dog house.

He takes it off and the Bulldog is seen sleeping.

Invertosis: Huh! Never knew it would be that easy...

He then walks off with the dog house.

However, he steps on a button that suddenly explodes.

Once the smoke clears, Invertosis is seen all grey.

The Bulldog then smiles, grabs the dog house from his hands and goes back to his spot where he was sleeping.

Invertosis: (Breaks the fourth wall) Or is it...

It then fades out and transitions to the next scene.

Invertosis: Well, now what?

Poopy Butt is seen with catapult.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof woof, woof woof... WOOF! Woof woof! (Use this catapult to take advantage of his curiosity, and then... PULL! He's gone!)

Invertosis: Huh... sounds great!

The next scene shows Invertosis on the right side of the dog house with the catapult.

He then whistles loudly alerting the dog as he hides behind the fence holding a string.

The Bulldog comes by and sees the catapult.

He smiles and touches it for a while.

He even lays on it and nothing happens while Invertosis is seen pulling the string.

Invertosis looks at the catapult to see nothing is happening...

Invertosis: WHAT??

The Bulldog having his fun then decides to leave and go back to his dog house.

Invertosis comes over to see what's wrong with it.

Angered he jumps on the catapult to make it work.

Invertosis: COME ON YOU PIECE OF--

Suddenly, it activates and throws Invertosis off.

Invertosis: ... Shit...

He then crashes to Blue Yoshi and Red Yoshi's cake.

Blue Demon: WHAT THE??!

Red Demon: UGGGHHH!!! WE TOOK MINUTES GETTING THAT CAKE SET UP!!!

Mega Invertosis: H̴̳̝̯̝̯͚̦̤̒͋͊͋̏̃̂͒̎̒̒̒͠o̵̫͔̺͕͋̅̄̔̑̑͠w̵̘̾̾̊͂͝ ̶̹̥̻̝̙̠̪̖͋͆͐̉͑̉́̆̈́̓͗̋͝ͅã̷͖̘̇͛̃̾̐͐ḅ̷̥͈͕̻̲͈̯͐̂͑̿̓̌̂̉̉̚̕ô̴̦̟̈́̏͌͐͠ͅú̸̢̜̹̳̖̜̮͔͜t̸̥̫̖̙͑͊̉̈̉̈́͛͝ ̷̬͙̖̈́̀͗͋̂̊y̴̛̠͓͙̹̹͓̯͕̤̾͂̓͜ò̶̡̡̨͍̻̠̫̠̰͎͖̥̹̆́̊̐̑̏̑̍̅̈́̆͘͘͘͜ṳ̸̧̹͉̙͙͕̠͍͎͇̾̀̒͗̿̈́̾́̈́̈́̽̚͘͝ͅ ̸̹͓̠̙͎̞͕̱̰͈̠̠̈́͗̀͊̀̈́̋̓͗̄͘̚S̴̛̝̥͖̬̱̫͔͎͕̪̃ͅH̴͇͓̭̼̩̮̹̺͇̃̈̐̀ͅͅƯ̸̘̘̣̦̰̄̇̂̌̈͌̈̒̂͝T̷̨̨̘̳̲̺͔̙̦͓̗̻͓̐̉̃̉̋̀̊̈̀͆͗̈́͗̚ ̶̡̨̟̘̝͓̲̣̻͈̟̘̌̃̾̌̒̋͆̕͜U̷͓̞̖̖̝͕͉̞̅̽͐̐̃̈́̉͝P̷̲̒̊̀̀̈́͝ ̶͔͉̝͎͚̒̏̀͝b̶̨͉̫͇͚͖̍͌̏͌ȩ̵̨̫̳̠͔̯̘̺͓̬̟͎͊̎ͅf̴̡̽͑͗̂̔o̸̧̡̼̬͇̲̹̺͔͖͖̘͐͛̒̄̚͜r̷͚͎͙͚̋͜e̵̛͚̟̔̅̈́̈́́̀̍̀̈́̄̆͂̕͝ ̵̝̪̫̺̑̉̌͝͝I̵̧̯̥̜̺͖͔̙͎̹̜̞͔̹͂̌̈́́͛̽̑́́̚͠ͅ ̶̢̣̹͈̱͇̞͔̍̀́̓̋̾͂͒̔́̃̓̀b̷͕͈̞̦̻̯̳͓̦̙͚̞̓̈̓̎͂͆͠ͅͅë̵̢̘̖͚̖͔̫́̊̊̍̊̊̓̋͐̒̈́͠ͅa̶̝̐̈͂̆̑́̇͑̈͆̍͘͘͠t̶̡̨̨̛̞̜͎͍̭͉̻́̎͂̂́͌̽͂̎̔ ̴̨̯̤͉̤̳̯̜̘͈̱̙̣̲̐̈́͝͝t̶̨̥̘̼̭̙̫̦̼̰̲͆͋̍͒͋̚͜͝h̴̡͖͙̞̟̥̻̳͉̥͌̄̓̍̋̂̒̓͒ę̴̧̡̦̦͓͎̜̬͍́̈́͋̑̇̈͋́̀͘͘͝ ̸̡̠͎̺̘̣̖̭͛̓̉̐̀͘͝ļ̴̱̜̻͉̼̫͕̘̝̘͋̂͆̑̔̄̚ḯ̴̛͍̬̹̼̘͍̣̲̩̖̃̾̓ͅͅṿ̸̳̍̀̏͐ͅï̷̬͙͔̣͙̜̦̲̲̼̤̠͓̙̗͂̍͂͗̾̋̈̅͝͝n̸͖͆̅͑̋́̆̿̇͋͆̊̅̚͝g̶̲͓͚̟͎̾̋̆̉̃̌̆ ̷̧̛̳͔̤̥̯̹̓̿C̷̘̮̰̎͆͂͊͗̈̂̓̀͒̾̔̕͝Ŗ̷͖̱̱̺̜̝̤͉̗̯͈̭͍͎̓̇͆̿̈́̂͛A̵̡̛̪̗̲͔̗̫̼͚͙̫̼̥͌͑̈͊̉̆́̌͘̚P̸͎̠̩͚̻̥̫͙̩̲̲̪̭͚͙̾̂̿͊͑͘͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̬͉͎̩̜͖̱̣́̋̕̚o̸͓̤̥̲̣̜̺̹̞͉̙̎̈́͐̏̒̽̍̋̑͗̈́̋̋̓͠u̵͉͎̝̣͇̇̆͝ţ̸͔̻̩̙̋̉͛͜ ̷̡͇̻̠̖̳̫͉̰̮̓͑̅̆̈́ǫ̷̣̘̰͈̦͓̙̪̲̋͒̽͒̑̅͛f̵͙̯̳̖̫͔̬̌̐̊̒̔̑͌̋̔̾̉͠ ̵̯͇̱̤̄͒͠y̶̦͔̤̩̲̮̳̾́̀̎͆͗͜o̵̧̝͔̮̗͈̠͖̝̺͍͖̽ͅu̵̝̝̻̜͑̋̅̈́͂͗̂̆͆́͊̓̀̍͘͜?̷̘͈̬͓̲̻̦̐̇̈͑͌̂͒͆̿̕͝͝͝ͅ!̸̭̳̯̞̟̝̬̒͌͌̄̊̐̀̔̉̕

Blue Yoshi: CRAP!!

Red Yoshi: RUUUNN!!!

The two run off.

Invertosis: (Sigh)

The screen transitions to him back with Poopy Butt.

He is seen setting up a dynamite trap.

Poopy Butt: Woof woof! (Come on! Let's get this show on the road!)

Invertosis: Be patient!

He finishes with setting up the trap.

Poopy Butt: Woof... woof woof woof! (Whew... well you finally got it set up!)

Invertosis: Yeah...

Poppy Butt: Woof woof woof woof... woof woof! (Now go in there and get that dog... and I'll steady the trap for you!

Invertosis: Ok!

He goes to the dog house and kicks the Bulldog in the face.

This causes him to chase Invertosis into a hole which he jumps into.

Invertosis (voice): OK!!! DO IT NOW!!

Poopy Butt pulls the lever and everything explodes causing rocks and dirt to fall everywhere.

Invertosis and Poopy Butt are seen all grey.

The bulldog goes back into "his" dog house.

Invertosis: Well?! Any other ideas smarty pants?!

Poopy Butt: Woof woof? (How about ropes?)

Invertosis: Hmmm...

It then shows Invertosis with a rope going towards the dog house.

The Bulldog then sees this.

Invertosis attaches the rope to the dog house.

However, the Bulldog takes it off along with attaching it to Invertosis' leg and follows him.

Invertosis: With a pull, you'll have that house back.

Poopy Butt: Woof! (Ok!)

The Bulldog is seen hiding around a corner.

Invertosis pulls the rope and he gets dragged badly.

Invertosis: GAH MY LEG!!

Poopy Butt: Woof woof?? (What the hell??)

Invertosis: FORGET THIS!!!

He then walks off in anger.

Poopy Butt: WOOF! Woof woof woof?! (WAIT! But what about my dog house?!)

Invertosis: Forget your FUCKING dog house!! I am through with this!!

Poopy Butt: WOOF!! WOOF WOOF! WOOOOOOOF!!!! (WAIT!! COME BACK!! WAIIIIIT!!!)

It's too late. He walks off in anger.

Poopy Butt: (Angered grunt) Woof woof woof? (Now how am I gonna get my dog house??)

At midnight...

It shows Poopy Butt upset without his dog house.

Invertosis is seen setting up a dog trap with a bone in it.

The Bulldog sees this in confusion and comes to him.

Bulldog: What's this?

Invertosis: A dog trap.

Bulldog: A dog trap eh? (Laughs) Silly boy! That ain't a dog trap of ANY kind! All smart dogs will see it and they'll laugh it off like me!

Invertosis looks at the audience with a "whatever" face.

Bulldog: Like seriously! I can literally just grab the bone without being caught!

He takes the bone.

Bulldog: I can jump around it back and fourth with being caught!

He does what he just said.

Bulldog: I can even JUMP into it without being caught OR trapped dummy!

He jumps into it but... the ground suddenly PUSHES him to a tree causing him to bump his head on a branch. Apparently, Invertosis attached some sort of SPRING into the ground!

The Bulldog is seen knock out as Invertosis grabs him while the screen transitions to an upset Poopy Butt.

Suddenly, Invertosis smacks the dog house on to Poopy Butt.

Invertosis: THERE!! It's FINAL! Your mind is a greedy growth set!

He then walks off while carrying the Bulldog.

Poopy Butt looks back at him with shock while it irises out on Invertosis walking away.



Trivia

 * This marks Poopy Butt's first major appearance since Scaredy Dog.
 * This is the first MarioFan2009 story to use glitched text.
 * This is the first time Invertosis and Poopy Butt interact.