Dare-Devils!

Dare-Devils! is the 22nd episode of CuldeeFell Shortz!

Script
SYPNOSIS - One dare has turned into another as PaRappa and Boko got themselves into a daring contest. The last one to not pass a dare, wins! Who will be the victor?

(It starts off in PaRappa's house. He is seen asleep when suddenly his alarm turns on)

Cat in the Hat Alarm: My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide-

(PaRappa punches the alarm off the shelf)

PaRappa: Ah! Good morning Pensacola!

(Master Onion then comes in with a cart))

Master Onion: Good morning PaRappa.

PaRappa: Hey Master Onion! Man today is a good day so far!

Master Onion: You only just woke up PaRappa.

PaRappa: Yeah I know. But I know today is gonna be fantastic!

(PaRappa quickly runs into his closet and exits with his casual clothes)

PaRappa: I'll see you later!

Master Onion: Good bye PaRappa.

(PaRappa runs out of his house and runs to sportsters)

Bartender: The usual?

PaRappa: Yeah! Chicken wings please!

(Bartender grabs a small box of Chicken wings)

PaRappa: Nice! How much do I pay?

Bartender: Well since the boss is going to yell at me anyway because I made a stain on the carpet, it's on the house!

PaRappa: Awesome!

(PaRappa then sits down)

Rh: Hey Rappa!

PaRappa: Oh hey Rh!

Rh: You up for another chicken wing contest?

PaRappa: Nah i'm good!

Rh: Okay!

(PaRappa continues to eat his chicken wings)

(A few minutes later he has finished)

PaRappa: Amazing taste! Anyways, see you later RH!

Rh: Bye PaRappa!

(PaRappa walks out of sportsters)

PaRappa: I'm glad I moved in this town! Nothing could ruin it-

(Suddenly Boko steps on something and screaming is heard)

PaRappa: Ew I think I stepped in something!

(PaRappa continues to rub his foot on the sidewalk. While he does, screaming is heard)

Boko: Not in something! On SOMEONE you twit!

(It is then revealed PaRappa stepped on Boko)

PaRappa: Oh hi Boko!

(Boko turns back to normal)

PaRappa: You enjoying this beatiful day so far?

Boko: No I am not enjoying this *in a mocking voice* beatutiful day so far! *in normal voice* I am busy planning to GET REVENGE! HAHAHAHAAHA!

(A moment of silence)

PaRappa: Well good luck with that!

(PaRappa then walks away happily while Boko looks at him)

Boko: Stupid kid..

(PaRappa continues to walk away)

PaRappa: Man, nothing could make my day even better-

(Suddenly PaRappa runs into someone and falls down. A bunch of papers are scattered around)

PaRappa: Oh i'm so sorry I wasn't looking where I was going. I'll pick that up for y-

(PaRappa gets a shocked face)

Sunny: Oh Hi PaRappa!

PaRappa: Oh uh! Hey Sunny! Sorry about your papers!

Sunny: It's fine! They all seamed to be scattered around the place!

(Sunny picks up the papers)

Sunny: Anyways, see you later!

(Sunny walks away)

PaRappa: Um yeah. hehe! See you later!

(PaRappa walks away)

PaRappa: Well i'm stupid! Maybe going back home will make me feel better!

(PaRappa runs back home but accidentally steps on Boko again)

Boko: F**K!

PaRappa: Oh hi Boko! Sorry bout that!

Boko: You better watch where your f**king goin!

PaRappa: I'm sorry! It's just I can hardly see you!

Boko: ... YOU CALLING ME SMALL!?

PaRappa: No it's just-

Boko: Shut it!

(PaRappa then starts getting angry)

PaRappa: How about you shut it you stupid kid!

Boko: YOU WANNA GO!?

PaRappa: YEAH!

(Black Yoshi then notices the two arguing)

Black Yoshi: OH FOLK A FIGHT!

(Black Yoshi brings out his phone and texts Shrek. Shrek is seen taking a crap when his phone beeps. He sees the text from black yoshi)

Shrek: A fight!

(Shrek then texts Woody. Woody is seen at sportsters eating SrimpOs when he sees the text)

Woody: A fight!

(Woody then texts Junior, who texts Cody who texts Paula who texts Katy and so on and so on)

PaRappa: You don't call me names!

Boko: Well you don't step on me!

PaRappa: Well you don't make fun of me!

Boko: WELL YOU DONT- um.. uhhh

PaRappa: You gonna say something?

Boko: Let me think for a minute!

(Boko then thinks)

Boko: AHA!

PaRappa: What?

Boko: You don't keep acting like a dork with that stupid hat on!

(Everyone gasps)

Azaz: Oh snap!

PaRappa: Take that back you rodent!

(Everyone gasps again)

Boko: Well I dare you to make me!

PaRappa: Very well...

(PaRappa grabs a carrot)

Boko: Woah!

PaRappa: Yeah! And it's juicy to! You gonna take your words back?

Boko:... Fine!

(Boko takes the carrot)

PaRappa: I dare you to throw that carrot away!

Boko: Seriously!?

(Boko looks at his carrot)

Boko: UGH!

(Boko runs to a garbage can)

Boko: *sniff* Goodbye!

(Boko throws away the carrot)

PaRappa: Feel strong now?

Boko: YOU F**KING MONSTER! I COULD HAVE EATEN THAT!

PaRappa: Well your not eating anything!

Boko: WELL I DARE YOU TO-

Breadmonster: What's going on here?

(Breadmonster comes in)

PaRappa: He made me take his words back!

Boko: He made me throw away my carrot!

AsphaltianOof: Well all they were doing was daring eachother to do things.

(Breadmonster gives me an idea)

Breadmonster: That's it!

PaRappa: What?

Breadmonster: I have decided to host an all new tournament called Dare-Devils. The only one to not reject a dare wins!

Katy: Sounds kinda fun!

Dave: Yeah! It does!

Breadmonster: The contest starts tommorow at the plains!

Everyone: Yeah!

PaRappa: I'm gonna beat you Boko!

Boko: Up yours PaRappa!

ROUND ONE - PaRappa vs Dave

Breadmonster: Welcome to the first challenge of Dare-Devils! Here we have PaRappa vs Dave! Who will win? Well let's find out!

PaRappa: You go first dave!

Dave: Okay! I dare you to eat one of everything at sportsters!

PaRappa: Okay then!

(PaRappa goes to sportsters)

PaRappa: I'll have one of everything please!

(The bartender gets shocked)

(It then switches to PaRappa eating one of everything in sportsters)

Dave: I can't believe it old sports!

PaRappa: Delicious! Now I dare you to eat this grape!

Dave: Sounds easy!

PaRappa: Woops!

(PaRappa drops the grape on the ground)

Dave: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

PaRappa: I dropped the grape! I dare you to eat it!

Dave: I am not eating that!

Breadmonster: PaRappa wins the first round!

ROUND TWO - BOKO VS TOAD

Toad: I dare you to punch bowser in the face!

Boko: *gulp*

(Boko walks up to bowser)

Bowser: What do you want kid?

(Boko punches Bowser)

Bowser: OW! WHY YOU LITTLE!

(Bowser starts choking boko)

Bugs: HEY WHY ARE YOU CHOKING MY SON?

Bowser: I uh-

Bugs: NO ONE CAN STRANGLE MY SON BUT ME! COME HERE B***H!

(Bugs starts beating up bowser)

Boko: Take that!

(Boko walks up to Toad)

Boko: I dare you to use your resfusion powers for EVIL!

Toad: Okay i'm gone!

(Toad leaves)

Breadmonster: Boko wins!

ROUND THREE - PARAPPA VS CULDEEFELL13

Culdee: I dare you to fight masked menace!

(It then switches to Masked Menace stalking Sunny. He is then holding a hand grenade)

Masked Menace: Lights out flower girl!

PaRappa: LEAVE HER ALONE!

(PaRappa comes up to masked menace and punches him)

Masked Menace: OW! You are going to pay!

(Masked Menace swings at PaRappa only for him to grab the hand grenade, set it off, and run)

Masked Menace: Oh poop!

(The hand grenade explodes masked menace causing him to fly into the sky)

PaRappa: Don't stalk sunny ever again!

(Culdee comes up)

Culdee: So what's my dare?

PaRappa: I dare you to play Fortnite using a controller!

Culdee: I'm done!

(Culdee leaves)

PaRappa: This challenge is a peice of cake!

ROUND FOUR - BOKO VS PAULA

Boko: Looks like we meet again!

Paula: Yeah. And now I get sweet revenge after shooting you with a rifle!

Boko: Lay it on me!

Paula: I dare you to survive hunting season!

Boko: Fair enough!

(Boko is now in the woods)

Boko: This place looks nice!

(Suddenly someone shoots at boko)

Boko: F**K!

(Boko runs)

Elmer: Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

(Boko then hides in a hole)

Boko: What do I do?

(Suddenly Boko gets an idea)

Boko: AHA!

(Boko then throws a stink bomb)

Elmer: AGH! MAH EYES!

(Boko grabs Elmers gun and strikes him with it)

Elmer: AGH!

(Elmer gets knocked out)

Boko: YES!

Paula: Uh so what's my dare?

Boko: I dare you to go a week without eating worms!

Paula: Well this is not going to work. I am out!

(Paula then leaves)

Breadmonster: This is going good so far!

ROUND FIVE - SHREK VS PARAPPA

Breadmonster: We are at the semi finals! Who will make it!

Shrek: Let's see. I dare you to- uh.. To.. Ugh come on!

PaRappa: You want me to start my dare first?

Shrek: No it's um.. Ugh!

PaRappa: Well?

Shrek: I can't come up with a dare!

PaRappa: Well, guess i'll just have to-

Boko: What about Sunny?

(Everyone looks at Boko)

PaRappa: What about her?

Boko: What about her? Pffft! Don't play dumb with me PaRappa!

PaRappa: Who's PaRappa?

(Boko facepalms)

Boko: You know what, forget about her! Shrek, I have an idea for a dare you can give!

(Boko starts whispering in Shrek's ear)

Shrek: Oh ho! I got you now Rabbit Donkey!

(He points at PaRappa)

Shrek: I dare you to eat chocolate!

(PaRappa and Boko get a shocked face)

Boko: Shrek, try a more reasonable dare like the dare I told you.

Shrek: Okay donkey! *to PaRappa* I dare you to take your hat off!

PaRappa: Alright!

Shrek: Wait really?

PaRappa: I have to do what I can to stay in the challenge!

(PaRappa takes off his hat offscreen. Shrek and Boko get shocked faces)

Boko: Jeez loieez!

Shrek: Cool.

(PaRappa puts his hat back on)

Shrek: So what do you dare me to do?

PaRappa: I dare you to take a piss instead of a crap!

Shrek: ... I CAN'T DO THIS DONKEY! I'M OUT!

(Shrek runs away)

Boko: Guess we are onto the final round!

PaRappa: Yep!

ROUND SIX - PARAPPA VS BOKO

Breadmonster: Here we are! On the final round of the daring contest! Who will win and be the dare devil! Well let's find out!

PaRappa: Final round!

Boko: Yep! And I know just how to get you out of this round!

PaRappa: Lay it on me!

Boko: Okay well here is the thing. I realize that you and Sunny have been getting along lately!

PaRappa: I mean she is my best friend!

Boko: What if it was more than that?

PaRappa: What do you mean?

Boko: What I mean is!

(Boko points at PaRappa)

Boko: YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR SUNNY!

PaRappa: What?!

Boko: Yep!

PaRappa: No I don't! We're friends!

Boko: That's what they all say,  and they have feelings anyway! So I dare you to explain your feelings to Sunny Funny!

(The audience gasps)

Azaz: Ohhh snap!

Zulzo: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT!?

Azaz: YOU WANNA FIGHT!?

Clementine: Boys! Shut up!

Boko: I highly doubt you can do it!

(PaRappa tries to talk but then sighs)

PaRappa: I can't do it.

Boko: HAHA! I WIN! I WIN! I'M THE DAREDEVIL! Hold on!

(Boko runs away and comes back with a camera and takes a picture of PaRappa)

Boko: HAH! Now everyone will know about the loser you are!

(Boko runs away)

PaRappa: *sigh*

(PaRappa walks away upset)

(It then switches to PaRappa throwing stones at a lake)

PaRappa: Stupid Me! I could have done it but now I just have to humiliate myself! AGAIN!

(PaRappa continues throwing rocks. Sunny appears behind him)

Sunny: Hey PaRappa!

PaRappa: OH! Um. Hi Sunny!

Sunny: So how was the daring contest?

PaRappa: Eh. I lost.. Boko gave me a dare that I just couldn't do!

Sunny: Well what was the dare. Was it about your hat?

PaRappa: No it's- Ugh. I can't hold it in anymore. The dare was about me telling you that... that..

Sunny: That what?

PaRappa: *sigh* That I like you.

(Sunny then smiles)

Sunny: I knew that!

PaRappa: Wait. You did?

Sunny: Your terrible at keeping secrets!

PaRappa: Oh. So you wanna go out some time?

Sunny: Yeah! That sounds good!

PaRappa: Thanks!

(Suddenly Boko takes a picture)

Boko: Another picture for the LOSER bugle! HAHAHAHAHA!

(Boko runs away)

PaRappa: UGH! That stupid rabbit made me lose! LETS GET HIM!

Sunny: Right behind you!

(The two proceed to chase after Boko. The episode ends)

Trivia

 * This is PaRappa's first appearance in a short and the 2nd time having a main role. The first being Firestar Arc!