Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-31233271-20190524201014

Skit 1

Professor Columbine: Ok just a bit more and I create a cure for cancer!

Dick Hydra comes out and destroys it

Dick Hydra: I can’t let you save billions heck even trillions in the galaxy Professor Columbine!

Dick Hydra grabs him by his jacket

Professor Columbine: WHY?!

Dick Hydra: Easy it population control

Dick Hydra incinerated the Professor

We see the 4 Users watching that

RH: This is different from the show

Endless: Yeah it was a early pilot in 1999

Culdee: What was it called beside Pilot

Endless: Actually that was supposed to be a premire to a show but after a bit of a boycott from the episode case due to a case of too soon it was taken out before it showed another episode

Mariofan: I Gonna regret this Why was it canceled

Endless: The original episode was called Columbine Destruction And it was released on April 22 1999

Silence fill the air

Culdee: Let Just Watch something else

Skit 2

We cut to a PSA

Endless: Ok let see how good this is *Laughs* But Let See how this will go

RH: Also I’m planned a short for the characters to react to the 50 scariest PSAs

Endless: Ok

We see two office workers at the water cooler

Doug: You know, a hard day's work doesn't call for water out of the cooler.

Malcolm: What do you got there?

Doug: I got me a nice bottle of Mountain Water (water bottle with a logo on it that resembles Arrowhead's). Cool, refreshing, big on taste, but also big on satisfaction. And what do you got there?

Malcolm: I got pancreatic cancer.

Doug is disgusted. "45,220 people get Pancreatic Cancer a Year. This message brought to you by the National Buzzkill Institution of Canada."

The 4 look shocked

Endless: Is these the PSAs in Canada Mariofan

Mariofan: A few are but not the majority!

RH: Let Change the channel quick

Skit 3

Outside, a hockey kid is walking sadly when two bullies confront her.

Bully 1#: Hey, loser! Sad that your parents died in a car crash?

The bullies laugh as the Hockey Kid walks away

Hockey Kid: I'll never be as cool as those guys.

Tuffy the Tiger suddenly appears

Tuffy: That's what you think!

Hockey Kid: Tuffy the Tiger!

Tuffy: What you need is a helping of my Tuffy Flakes. (Brings out his cereal, which Hockey Kid eats) It brings out the toughness in you.

Bully 2#: So you think you're any good?

Tuffy: Tuffy Flakes "good"?

Tuffy & Hockey Kid: They're GRRRRRREAT!!!

Tuffy: ...granulated sugar!

Hockey Kid: Wait, what?

Tuffy: Oh, yeah. There's no wheat in this. (we then see...) We just scrap off the top of sugar cubes and dye them brown.

Hockey Kid: That sounds incredibly unhealthy--

Tuffy: Go get 'em, tiger!

He pushes the Hockey Kid into the game. The bullies easily start winning while Hockey Kid starts becoming exhausted as Tuffy approaches her.

Singer : Show 'em that you're a Tuffy! Show 'em what you can do!

Hockey Kid: I'm sluggish and slow.

Tuffy: You just need more Tuffy Flakes! (He shoves a handful into her mouth) Keep 'em guessin', tiger!

He pushes her into the game again. The bullies continue to win while Hockey Kid stumbles and falls to the ground.

Singer: You make some weird grring sounds because you know what's cool.

Tuffy puts the Tuffy Flakes cereal box next to the fallen Hockey Kid with a loud, echoey thud.

Tuffy: Problem?

Hockey Kid: I feel dizzy and weak!

Tuffy: Eh, that's just the diabetes setting in. What you need is some insulin.

He jabs insulin into Hockey Kid's back. Hockey Kid screams in agony as Tuffy pours Tuffy Flakes in her mouth.

Tuffy: Keep 'em on their toes, tiger!

He once again pushes her into the game. The bullies begin celebrating their victory while Hockey Kid loses consciousness and dies with Tuffy trying to force her to get back up, but finally gives up.

Singer: You start your breakfast right with what most people call dessert. When you have a taste of Tuffy's Tuffy Flakes...it brings out the toughness in you.

We then see Hockey Kid's grave (which says "Died of Tuffy Flakes") and Tuffy standing next to his cereal box. There's a text under the cereal box that says "IT'S JUST CORN FLAKES WITH FROSTING!"

Tuffy: They're GRRRRRROSSLY misadvertised!

Mariofan: I not gonna eat that cereal

RH: Yeah I don’t even like that cereal

Endless: Next channel

Skit 4

They see a channel with War World Nerf on But Endless Change it quickly

Mariofan: What The Hell ENDLESS!

Endless: Look I want to keep the story unknown ok

Mariofan: Change it back!

The two battle it rapidly switching channels a press conference,a soap Opera, And a cooking channel

Mallory: Now, what you need to do, is stir that until it's about the consistency of a cloud.

Matt: I am pleased to announce NASA's new space program, which will send a family of rats...

Jason: Yes Veronica, it's true. Your ex-husband is still alive and living in Cairo.

Jeremy: Four and slide, two, three, four and reach, two, three, four and slide, two, three, four.

Mallory: Now take a whisk, and really beat-

Jason: -your arthritic grandmother.

Whitney: That's rich! Especially coming from the man who was raised by-

Matt: -feral monkeys, which contracted Hepatitis. They, of course, had to be put down, and now we're using the rats. One NASA authority said:

Jason: Sometimes, I cry in the shower.

Whitney: Hah! You're not fooling anyone! All you've ever cared about is-

Jeremy: -your glutes! You feeling a good burn in there? Now we're gonna start working your thighs,-

Mallory: -and rub them down with some olive oil. That's nice. Now we're ready to put this into the oven, along with-

Matt: -tax payer's dollars. The president wanted it to be absolutely clear that he has no-

Jeremy: -body hair! Some say yes, some say no! But don't be afraid to-

Mallory: -let it envelop you in its aroma. Now this recipe is simple. It calls for flour, eggs, and-

Whitney: -your immortal soul! And we never heard from you! You never called, you never wrote, you never even-

Matt: -learned how to use a special rat toilet. They can navigate complex mazes, and most surprisingly-

Mallory: -they're gluten-free. And, if you don't have an electric mixer, you can just use-

Jason: -flaming passion! Have you no shame?! It absolutely sickens me to think that-

Jeremy: -this is twenty pounds of human fat in a jar. And if you think that you don't have the willpower to do it, don't despair, because-

Matt: -very few have died in the process. The details of the program are vital to national security, so naturally the White House-

Whitney: - will slap that smug look off your face! (slaps Jason)

Mallory: Ouch, that stings! I-

Jason: -love you. And ever since I heard you sing, your voice was like-

Mallory: (loud blender noises)

Jeremy: Isn't that soothing? It makes me want to-

Jason: -question my will to live. All you can do is-

Jeremy: -give your spandex a little snap. Pretty soon you're gonna have a body as solid as-

Matt: -this nation's economy. In conclusion, we'd like to thank you all for coming to this press conference, and we hope that you-

Whitney: -burn for your sins. Don't you see? All I ever wanted was-

Jeremy: -the flexibility of a Russian gymnast! Just remember, there's nothing more attractive to the ladies than-

Mallory: -a chocolate sculpture of Winston Churchill covered in-

Whitney: -dirty money. But it's over now. I'm never coming back. You can forward my mail to-

Matt: -the cold heart of space. Thank you, and-

Jeremy: -see you in skinny town! Population: you.

The Channel turn to another Commercial with the two come back with Endless Bleeding looking like two face from the Batman series And Mariofan having his teeth mostly knocked out

Endless: What did we missed

Culdee: Nothing much you were channel surfing and we know how to make some cake

Endless: Nice 