Jeffygeist!

Jeffygeist is a short chapter story created by CuldeeFell13.

NOTE: Chapter names coming soon.

CHAPTER ONE
SYPNOSIS - Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are planning to rob a bank. Will it go well? Read to find out!

(It starts off at a bank. Jeffygeist with a moustache comes in)

Accountant: Hi! How can I help you?

Jeffygeist: Gimmie your money.

Accountant: Okay sir.

(Accountant then presses a button causing security to come out)

Jeffygeist: OI! WHAT ARE YOU!?

(The security grabs him)

Jeffygeist: OI! LET ME GO! HEY!

(Jeffygeist gets thrown out)

Guard 1: AND GOOD RIDANCE!

(The security slams the door. Suddenly Masked Menace III and another Jeffygeist were seen in a bush)

Masked Menace III: Who was that guy?

Jeffygeist: I don't know but he was ugly! You got the goods!

Masked Menace III: Yep!

(Masked Menace III brings out a smoke bomb and a grappling gun)

Jeffygeist: Perfect! Lets go!

(Masked Menace and Jeffygeist come back in)

Accountant: Can I help you-

(Accountant notices Jeffygeist)

Accountant: ...

Jeffygeist: Something wrong sr?

Accountant: Oh it's nothing.

(Accountant presses button)

Accountant: SECURITY!

(A bunch of security guards come out and surround Masked Menace III and Jeffygeist)

Masked Menace III: Crap!

Guard 9: We have you surrounded. Surrender and we won't attack.

Masked Menace III: What do we do Geist!?

Jeffygeist: Hand me the smoke bomb!

(MMIII hands Jeffygeist the bomb)

Jeffygeist: Thanks!

(Jeffygeist throws the bomb)

Guard 6: WHAT THE!?

(The bomb hits the ground and the smoke blinds everyone except Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III)

Masked Menace III: Good thing I can't inhale anything in my mask.

Jeffygeist: Plus I'm unable to inhale these things!

Masked Menace III: Lets go!

(The two leave. They run down the hall. Sirens are on)

Masked Menace III: S***!

Announcer: Attention everyone. Two unknown people have broken into the bank. Security are on there way!

Jeffygeist: Shoot. Keep running!

(The two run as Security break down the doors. Jeffygeist knocks some down using his tentacles whie Masked Menace III punches and kicks them knocking them out)

Masked Menace III: Got em!

Jeffygeist: Nice!

(The two keep running)

Masked Menace III: I see the vault room!

Jeffygeist: That was easier then I thought it would be!

(Jeffygeist and MMIII break in. However they get shocked faces)

Jeffygeist: WHAT THE!?

(The two look in horror as Murder Man and the others are seen already robbing the vault)

Murder Man: Keep up the good work!

(Murder Man turns around)

Murder Man: Well well well. Look who decided to show up.

Jeffygeist: That's our money!

Masked Menace III: Give it back!

Murder Man: Come and get it!

(Murder Man brings up a walkie talkie)

Murder Man: Spiderman. Bring the helicopter!

(Murder Man puts it down)

Murder Man: Hehehe.

(The roof then bursts open revealing Spiderman in a helicopter. Murder Man notices the spiderman face on it)

Murder Man: Ugh. You still didn't get rid of that stupid design!?

Spiderman: What? I'm popular you know. I just got a movie last week!

Murder Man: No one cares! Pull up the rope!

(Spiderman drops the rope and they all climb)

Jeffygeist: Don't let them get away with our money!

Murder Man: DRIVE SPIDEY DRIVE!

(Spiderman activates the helicopter and drives off)

Masked Menace III: DAMN IT!

Jeffygeist: It's okay. I'm gonna call up a friend.

(Jeffygeist calls someone in a phone)

???: Hello.

Jeffygeist: It's me. Do you still have that helicopter. Or should I say... Petercopter?

(It then switches to Murder Man and the others in the helicopter)

Murder Man: Hah! Did you see the look on their faces when we took the money?! (Mockingly) "Hey that's our money give it back! Oh boo hoo!" HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!

Ink Brute: Uh boss?

Murder Man: Yeah IB?

Ink Brute: You might want to take a look at this!

Murder Man: Lemme see.

(Murder Man looks out the window)

Murder Man: Holy crap.

(Murder Man looks in horror as JG and MMIII are on top of a blue helicopter with Peter Griffin's hair, glasses and eyes on it)

Murder Man: WHAT THE HELL!?

Jeffygeist: Missed us!? (To Peter) Faster!

(Peter drives the helicopter faster. He then brings out a rocket launcher)

Peter: Suck on this you furry little wierdos!

(Peter shoots a rocket at them)

Murder Man: DRIVE FASTER!

(Spiderman drives the helicopter faster)

Masked Menace III: They're getting away!

Jeffygeist: After them!

(The helicopter charges after them)

Murder Man: Those idiots don't seam to give up don't they?

Murder Man X: FIRE THE CANNONS!

(Mega Maid shoots a cannon at them hitting the propeller causing it to fall down)

Jeffygeist: CRAP!

Masked Menace III: JUMP!

(Jeffygeist and MMIII jump right before the Petercopter crash lands into Joe Swanson's yard with the blades destroying the front yard sending peices everywere)

Peter: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH MY GOD!

Joe: PETER WHAT THE HELL!?

Peter: JOE! JOE! GET INSIDE! THE BLADES ARE SPINNING!

Joe: OH MY GOD PETER WHAT IS THAT THING!?

Peter: GET INSIDE!

(The helicopter is seen continuing to drive)

Murder Man: Finally we got rid of them!

Mega Maid: I mean I shot the cannon.

Murder Man: Yeah yeah whatever.

Ink Brute: NOW WE'RE RICH!

Murder Man X: YEAH!

Spiderman: WOO HOO!

Mega Maid: Uh oh.

Murder Man: What is it this time?

(Mega Maid points at Jeffygeist and Masked Menace on a blimp with Peter's face on it)

Murder Man: WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE DO THEY GET THESE THINGS FROM!?

Jeffygeist: Faster!

(Peter drives the hindepeter faster)

Spiderman: How does a bimp even go that fast!?

Murder Man: Who cares!? Shoot another cannon!

Mega Maid: Got it!

(Mega Maid tries to shoot but it doesn't budge)

Mega Maid: Uh.. Murder Man?

Murder Man: Ugh god. WHAT IS IT?!

Mega Maid: We ran out!

Murder Man: WHAT!?

Mega Maid: But I do have this!

(Mega Maid grabs a dart and throws it at the Hindepeter putting a hole in it causing it to fall onto Joe's yard)

Joe: (voice) OH MY GOD!

Peter: (Voice) Joe I am so sorry.

Joe: (Voice): HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?

(Back at the helicopter)

Murder Man: Okay. Now there should be no more vehecles! We are safe and the money is ours!

(Suddenly Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III drop down into the helicopter)

Jeffygeist: Surprise mother f***er.

All: WHAT!?

Murder Man: How did you get in!?

Masked Menace III: Before the hindepeter met its doom, we jumped onto the helicopter without you noticing!

Jeffygeist: Now we came for our money back!

Murder Man: NO! I WON'T LET YOU HAVE IT!

(Murder Man runs off while Mega Maid, Ink Brute, Murder Man X and Spiderman block them)

Ink Brute: You heard him. You won't get the money.

Spiderman: You will DIE trying to get it!

Murder Man X: Not to mention you are out numbered!

Mega Maid: All hope for you is lost!

Jeffygeist: We will see about that!

(IB, SM, MMX and MM charge after Jeffygeist and MAsked Menace III)

Jeffygeist: This is going to be fun!

Masked Menace III: Agreed! Lets dance!

(Jeffygeist then grabs Mega Maid and throws her against the wall. Ink Brute charges at him only for Masked Menace to throw him and splatter him against the wall. Murder Man X charges a laser at them, however MMIII uses Spiderman as a sheild getting him shot in the head)

Spiderman: AHHH! IT BURNS!

(Spiderman jumps out of the helicopter and lands in a lake)

Spiderman: Ahhh.

(Suddenly, the Loch Ness Monster appears behind him)

Spiderman: Crap.

(Spiderman screams as the loch ness monster attacks him. Jeffygeist then grabs a bucket of water and throws it on MMX electrocuting him)

Murder Man X: ERROR! ERROR! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

(MMX explodes shutting him down)

Jeffygeist: WHO ELSE WANTS A PEICE OF THIS!?

(Mega Maid grabs a spear and tries to attack Jeffygeist only for her to get stabbed in the arm)

Mega Maid: AGH!

(Mega Maid gets thrown into the cockpit and locked. Ink Brute tries to get up only to fall back down from being too weak)

Jeffygeist: Four down. One to go.

Masked Menace III: Lets go!

(Masked Menace III and Jeffygeist climb on top of the helicopter. Murder Man is there)

Jeffygeist: Give us the money MM!

Murder Man: NEVER! FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS!

Masked Menace III: Then I guess we'll have to take it from you!

Murder Man: Well if I can't have the money, no one can!

(Murder Man throws the money bags off of the helicopter)

Masked Menace III: NOO!

(Jeffygeist tries to grab the money with his tentacles but they can't reach to far letting the money fall into the lake and get eaten by the loch ness monster)

Murder Man: HAH!

(Murder Man then gets a shocked face as Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III look at him with pissed off expressions)

Murder Man: Uhhhhh.

(Murder Man goes on his knees)

Murder Man: No hard feelings-

(Murder Man gets thrown off the helicopter)

Jeffygeist: AND GOOD RIDANCE!

(Masked Menace then parks the helicopter in the city)

Masked Menace III: Too bad we didn't get the money.

Jeffygeist: Yeah but that murder loser deserved it!

Masked Menace III: True!

(MMIII and Jeffygeist walk off and leave. However they pass a newspaper section that has a newspaper with the headline, "PROJECT ESCAPED FROM SCIENTIST". The screen goes black)

CHAPTER TWO
SYPNOSIS - After finding out about Twisted Sunny, Finkleshitz tries to everything he can to bring her back to the lab. Will he succeed?

(It starts off at a back alley. It shows a sillouette of a flower person with ripped petals and a claw for a left arm digging through trash in an alley. Two thugs are seen at the alley looking at the freak)

Thug 1: What the hell?

Thug 2: I'm gonna take a closer look at this f***ing thing.

(Thug 2 walks up to the creature and shines a light at it. It is then revealed to be a twisted version of Sunny Funny)

Thug 2: What the-

Twisted Sunny: *hiss*

(Twisted Sunny uses her claw arm to destroy the light)

Thug 2: HOLY S***!

Twisted Sunny: *growl*

Thug 2: THAT THINGS F***ING CRAZY!

(The two thugs run off. Twisted Sunny runs off as well. It then switches to Dr. Finkleshitz lab. Finkleshitz is seen in his computer on twitter drinking coffee)

Finkleshitz: Nothing more relaxing then a day on twitter with a cup of coffee!

(Suddenly a tweet comes up showing a picture of Twisted Sunny chasing after a thug. Finkleshitz then spits out his coffee)

Finkleshitz: THAT'S TWISTED SUNNY!

(Finkleshitz then goes on his phone. Rh is seen at sportsters eating chicken wings)

Rh: Delicious!

(Rh's phone rings)

Rh: Who could that be?

(Rh picks up)

Rh: Yello?

Finkleshitz: Rh! Remember when I told you about an escaped experiment?!

Rh: Yeah. Did you find it?

Finkleshitz: Yes. But i'm going to need your help to get her back!

Rh: Alright! I'm coming!

(Rh hangs up)

Rh: I'll have some chicken wings to go!

(It pans to Finkleshitz in his lab. Theres a knock on the door)

Finkleshitz: He must be here!

(Finkleshitz opens the door. Out comes RH)

Finkleshitz: Rh. Thank god your here!

Rh: I heard your call! So where is the experiment located at?

Finkleshitz: I looked at social media. She's at an alley way.

Rh: Which one?

Finkleshitz: I don't know. Maybe Fire Flower Avenue?

Rh: Okay.

(Rh brings out a suitcase and opens it. A button is seen. He presses it. The Vandal Buster suit comes out and automatically turns Rh into the Vandal Buster)

Vandal Buster: Lets go get this experiment.

(VB flies off. He's then seen walking through Fire Flower Avenue)

Vandal Buster: I must find where TS is.

(Vandal Buster then hears scrounging)

Vandal Buster: Huh?

(VB follows the noise. It leads into an alleyway)

Vandal Buster: *gasp*

(It then shows Twisted Sunny in the alley way eating more trash.

Vandal Buster: I got you now.

(She then notices a woosh behind her)

Twisted Sunny: ???

Vandal Buster: Hello.

(Twisted Sunny turns around and sees Vandal Buster)

Twisted Sunny: !!!

Vandal Buster: You must be the escaped experiment Finkleshitz told you about. I got to capture you and bring you back where you belong!

Twisted Sunny: *hiss*

(Twisted Sunny slashes at VB only for him to dodge)

Vandal Buster: Looks like we got a fighter on our hands.

(Vandal Buster throws a net bomb at Twisted Sunny catching her)

Twisted Sunny: AGH!

Vandal Buster: Hah!

(However Twisted Sunny slashes through the net bomb freeing her)

Vandal Buster: WHAT THE!?

(Twisted Sunny then slashes at Vandal Buster ripping half of his mask)

Vandal Buster: Impossible! I got to tell finkleshitz that shes too strong!

(Vandal Buster flies off)

Twisted Sunny: Gett.... backkkkkkk. HEEERRRREEE!

(Twisted Sunny chases after her. Three people are seen looking at the corpse of bluebeard)

Person 9: This is f***ing sad.

(The three then see VB being chased by Twisted Sunny)

Person 7: Holy crap it's the Vandal Buster!

Person 8: Who?

Person 7: The ego of Rh!

Person 8: Who?

Person 7: A user!

Person 8: Who?

Person 7: Guys who work for Trikkiboy!

Person 8: Who?

Person 7: An admin!

Person 8: Who?

Person 7: A runner of a wiki!

Person 8: What?

(It then continues the chase)

Vandal Buster: GET AWAY FROM ME!

Twisted Sunny: *growl*

(Goofy and Donald are seen walking)

Goofy: (Singing) Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky!

Donald: WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA!

(It then shows Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi eating cake)

Red Yoshi: ... This joke is kinda old.

Blue Yoshi: Yeah.

(Rh tries to throw another net bomb, however it knocks off goofy's hat and falls onto the yoshi's cake)

Red Yoshi: OUR CAKE!

(Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi turn into demons and tackle Goofy and Donald also turning them demonic)

Goofy: YOU RUINED OUR SONG!

Red Demon: WELL YOU DESTROYED OUR CAKE!

(The two teams begin fighting. SMG4 Toad then puts a bet stand)

SMG4 Toad: Place your bets here!

(Vandal Buster then crashes through Finkleshitz's window)

Finkleshitz: Woah! What happened. You look beaten up.

Vandal Buster: She's too strong.

Finkleshitz: WHAT!?

Vandal Buster: I'm gonna see if I can get backup!

Finkleshitz: Okay. Good luck!

Vandal Buster: Thanks!

(The Vandal Buster flies off. Twisted Sunny then breaks into the room)

Finkleshitz: AGH!

Twisted Sunny: Creator... we meet again...

Finkleshitz: YOU!

Twisted Sunny: *hiss*

(Twisted Sunny charges at Finkleshitz only for him to get out of the way and grab a stick and wack Twisted Sunny with it)

Finkleshitz: NO! BAD EXPERIMENT!

(Twisted Sunny then straights up eats the stick in one bite)

Twisted Sunny: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Twisted Sunny charges at Finkleshitz. Finkleshitz grabs a gun and rapidly shoots at TS)

Twisted Sunny: AGH!

(She then falls out of a window. Finkleshitz runs towards the window. He looks out the window and finds that Twisted Sunny is gone from sight. He then jumps out the window with his gun)

Finkleshitz: Where are you?

(Finkleshitz then hears growling. Twisted Sunny then comes out from behind and charges at Finkleshitz)

Finkleshitz: AGH!

(Finkleshitz then shoots Twisted Sunny in the arm)

Twisted Sunny: *painful roar*

Finkleshitz: HAHA!

(Twisted Sunny then slashes Finkleshitz causing one of his lenses to crack)

Finkleshitz: MY VISION!

Twisted Sunny: *demonic laugh*

Finkleshitz: GRR!

(Finkleshitz punches Twisted Sunny and the two engage in a fist fight. Twisted Sunny then pushes Finkleshitz to a wall of a building only for Finkleshitz to get back up and grab another gun. He shoots at TS throwing her to a wall. She then sees a ladder and climbs up it. Finkleshitz then goes after him. On top of the building, Culdee is seen with a bag. He then opens it revealing a bunch of cooked pizza rolls)

Culdee: Yes!

(Culdee then eats a pizza roll only to spit it out in disgust)

Culdee: THIS IS F***ING COLD!

(Culdee then grabs some sticks and lights them up. He puts the bag over the fire and sits back watching it. Twisted Sunny then comes up)

Culdee: Huh?

Twisted Sunny: *hiss*

Culdee: AHHH! MUTATED FLOWER B***H!

(Culdee throws a flaming stick at Twisted Sunny setting her on fire)

Twisted Sunny: *demonic scream*

(Twisted Sunny falls off the roof)

Culdee: YES!

(Culdee then trips over a stick)

Culdee: Woah woah woah WOAH!

(Culdee then falls into a lake. He comes out holding his bag)

Culdee: Phew. My bag is still okay!

(Two shadows then lure over Culdee. Culdee looks at them revealing to be Brooklyn Guy and Simmons. The two notice the pizza roll bag)

Brooklyn Guy: Looks like we found our pizza roll smuggler!

Culdee: F***.

(Twisted Sunny is then seen in an alleyway still on fire)

Twisted Sunny: *Nervous growling*

(She then sees a full water bottle in the trash and pours it all over her getting rid of the flames)

Twisted Sunny: Phew.

Finkleshitz: Thought you forgot about me?

(Twisted Sunny turns around and sees Finkleshitz)

Twisted Sunny: HISSS!

Finkleshitz: Hiss all you want.

(Finkleshitz brings out a net bomb)

Finkleshitz: Your coming with me.

Twisted Sunny: *laughs*

Finkleshitz: What's so funny?

Twisted Sunny: Rh threw one at me...... what makes you think you can do it...

Finkleshitz: Simple! Because..

(Finkleshitz throws the net bomb at it. It catches Twisted Sunny)

Twisted Sunny: Nice... try...

(Twisted Sunny tries to cut the ropes, however it shocks her instead)

Twisted Sunny: WOT!?

Finkleshitz: Oh yeah. I made it so that when the ropes are about to get cut, they automatically cause a shock wave. So it is 101% impossible to be able to escape that! Now your coming with me!

(Finkleshitz is about to grab the net but thinks)

Finkleshitz: Oh wait!

(Finkleshitz then grabs plastic gloves)

Finkleshitz: Just to make sure I don't get shocked.

(Finkleshitz grabs the net)

Twisted Sunny: *annoyed growl*

(Culdee is then seeing being put into a cop car)

Culdee: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU FILTHY PIG!

Simmons: Call us what you want.

Culdee: I'LL GET MY F***ING LAWERS ON YOU!

(Culdee gets thrown into the car)

Brooklyn Guy: Let's get going Simmons.

Simmons: Okay mate!

(Finkleshitz is seen dragging Twisted Sunny in the net bomb)

Finkleshitz: Now to take you back to the lab where you belong!

(Finkleshitz then trips on a burnt stick)

Finkleshitz: OH SHI-

(He faceplants on the floor. Twisted Sunny grabs the stick and uses it to slowly make it out of the net. Finkleshitz gets up)

Finkleshitz: Oh my head.

(He then notices TS)

Finkleshitz: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU!

Twisted Sunny: Hiss!

(Twisted Sunny grabs the net bomb and throws it at finkleshitz catching him and shocking him)

Finkleshitz: AGHAHAAHHAAHHAHAGHGHGAHGHGHGHGHAGHGHAHGAH!

(The shocking net then falls onto the car blowing it up. Culdee then escapes the explosion)

Culdee: I'M FREE B***HES!

(Culdee grabs his bag of pizza rolls)

Culdee: And I got my pizza rolls too!

(Culdee runs off)

Twisted Sunny: Hehehe.

(Twisted Sunny runs off)

CHAPTER THREE
(It starts off with two people with each reading one book. One is reading "Flower Meets Geist" while the other one is reading "Masked Menace (Story)")

Person 1: Man. This story is really entertaining!

Person 2: So is mine! Masked Menace really is the most funniest story from MarioFan ever!

Person 1: Don't forget about Flower Meets Geist! This story is nuts! It made me go laughing on the floor the first time I read it!

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: I really laugh at the part where Jeffygeist cried like a little baby when he thought Sunny died!

Person 2: I went in hysterics when Masked Menace got himself in jail!

Person 1: Oh yeah! That was funny too!

(The two continue reading. Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are seen behind them)

Jeffygeist: Those stories are really entertaining.

Person 1: I know right!

Person 2: These are the best sellers!

Person 1: Better then Onion Cream's "The Rabbit!"

Person 2: That was terrible!

Masked Menace III: Hehe. Yeah. But I have a feeling it's missing something.

Person 2: What is it?

Jeffygeist: A beating.

Person 1: Wha-

(The two grab the people and brutally beat them up. They grab the books and throw it to the ocean where Sea Monster Freddy stumbles upon them)

Sea Monster Freddy: Oh hey! Books!

(The two people then run off)

Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!

Person 2: THESE TWO ARE CRAZY!

Jeffygeist: That's what you get for reading those crappy books!

Masked Menace III: Yeah! MF should know better then to humiliate us!

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III walk off. They then make it to a house. Jeffygeist knocks on the door. T-Series opens the door)

T-Series: Oh yeah JG! MM! Glad to see you two!

Jeffygeist: Yeah.

Masked Menace III: We just got back from beating up the people who were reading the two "bad ones"

T-Series: Oh, you mean-

Jeffygeist: Yes. We are talking about Flower Meets Geist.

Masked Menace III: And Masked Menace!

T-Series: Well okay! Come on in!

(Jeffygeist and T-Series walk inside)

Masked Menace III: So wheres Thanos?

T-Series: He said he's gonna steal some food and come back soon!

Jeffygeist: Okay then!

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III then leave. Jeffygeist walks into his room and grabs a book called "666 ways to Kill")

Jeffygeist: Alright. "Chapter One. Slow and painful"

(Jeffygeist reads the book while he hears shuffeling noises in the basement)

Jeffygeist: What the?

(Jeffygeist walks over to Masked Menace III)

Masked Menace III: Hey dude! What's up?

Jeffygeist: I think theres something in the basement!

Masked Menace III: What?

PewDiePie: You never played Tuber Simulator-

(Masked Menace III punches PewDiePie)

Masked Menace III: What are you talking about?

Jeffygeist: One I read my book, I heard a noise in the basement!

Casper: TIMING!

(Jeffygeist punches Casper)

Masked Menace III: Maybe we should go get T-Series-

T-Series: You called?

Jeffygeist: Where dafuq did you come from?

T-Series: Do not judge my speed. Anyways I heard my name and I ask what is going on.

Masked Menace III: Jeffygeist thinks there is something in the basement!

T-Series: Well lets go check!

(The three walk up to the basement door. Jeffygeist opens it up)

Jeffygeist: So whos going in first? NOT IT!

Masked Menace III: NOT IT!

(The two look at T-Series)

T-Series: *sigh* Fine!

(T-Series walks into the basement)

Jeffygeist: You seen anything yet?

T-Series (Voice): Not quite.

(Some shuffeling is heard)

T-Series: What the!? Who the hell are you!?

(Some growling is heard)

T-Series: NO! STAY BACK! AHHH!

(T-Series screams as mauling sounds are heard)

Jeffygeist: Um what the f*** is going on down there?

(T-Series runs up mauled)

T-Series: DO NOT GO IN THERE!

(He runs off)

Masked Menace III: What was in there?

Jeffygeist: I don't know, but it wont be ANY match for us!

Masked Menace III: Right! We dealt with worse things!

Jeffygeist: Lets go!

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III go into the basement)

Masked Menace III: It's really f***ing dark down here!

Jeffygeist: Agreed! You brought a light?

Masked Menace III: No. And we don't use Hotel Mario references. I hate that game!

Jeffygeist: I wasn't trying to make references!

(More shuffling is heard)

Jeffygeist: Lets just stop fighting and see what the hell is down here!

Masked Menace III: Right!

(Jeffygeist and MMIII follow the noise. They then see Twisted Sunny scrounging around boxes)

Masked Menace III: What the!?

(Twisted Sunny turns around)

Jeffygeist: Dafuq-

Twisted Sunny: HISSS!

Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The two run off with Twisted Sunny chasing them. They hide behind a wall)

Masked Menace III: WHAT THE FU-

Jeffygeist: Shhhh! Quiet!

Masked Meneace: *whispers* What the f*** was that.

Jeffygeist: *whispers* No idea. It kinda looked like Sunny!

Masked Menace III: Well that thing is f***ing creepy!

Jeffygeist: You said it.

Masked Menace III: Yeah.

Jeffygeist: I never saw something that scary in my life!

Masked Menace III: I don't want it in my basement-

Jeffygeist: Our.

Masked Menace III: Sorry. "Our" basement!

Jeffygeist: Yeah.

Masked Menace III: Anyways, we need that thing gone!

Jeffygeist: Yeah!

Twisted Sunny: So whats the plan to get rid of her?

Jeffygeist: Well I have a solu- wait.

(They look to their left and see Twisted Sunny)

Twisted Sunny: Hello!

Jeffygeist and MMIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The two run off)

Masked Menace III: First of plans, we need to find a good hiding place!

Jeffygeist: Agreed!

(The two run off)

Jeffygeist: Where can we hide?

Masked Menace III: I'm looking!

Jeffygeist: Well hurry up!

(Masked Menace III then sees a door)

Masked Menace III: I see a door!

Jeffygeist: Yes!

Masked Menace III: Lets go!

(Jeffygeist and MMIII head into the room)

Jeffygeist: Lock it!

Masked Menace III: Alright!

(MMIII locks the door)

Jeffygeist: Is it locked?

Masked Menace III: I made sure of it!

Jeffygeist: Good. I think we should be safe!

Masked Menace III: Me too!

Twisted Sunny: Me three! I believe she'll never find us here!

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III notice Twisted Sunny)

JG and MMIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The two storm out. Thanos is seen entering the house holding a bag of stolen food when JG and MMIII come storming out)

Thanos: WTF!?

(Thanos drops all his food)

Thanos: MY FOOD!

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are seen hiding in a dumpster)

Jeffygeist: We should be safe here!

Masked Menace III: I hope so!

???: Hey fellas!

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III look to their left and see Screwball)

Screwball: You caught buying drugs to?

Masked Menace III: Actually we are hiding from a deformed flower.

Screweball: Oh. You mean her?

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III look to their left and see Twisted Sunny)

Twisted Sunny: Wassup?

JG and MMIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The two run off)

Screwball: So you don't want any meth?

(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III then get cornered)

Jeffygeist: S***! We're cornered!

Masked Menace III: F***!

Twisted Sunny: HAHAHA! Finally! I have you two cornered.... now your mine to kill...

Jeffygeist: Wait. Theres two of us.

Masked Menace III: Yeah but shes got a f***ing claw for a hand.

Jeffygeist: Hmmmm?

Twisted Sunny: Time to die....

Jeffygeist: I got a better idea!

Twisted Sunny: What is it?

Jeffygeist: Jump off a f***ing cliff!

Twisted Sunny: ENOUGH! TIME TO DIE!

Jeffygeist: Well I guess this is the end friend.

Masked Menace III: Yeah. At least I didn't die to Finkleshitz's stupid inventions!

Twisted Sunny: Wait. You hate Finkleshitz?

Masked Menace III: Uh yeah.

Twisted Sunny: I hate him too. He always tries to capture me and stuff.

Jeffygeist: Huh.

Masked Menace III: So we cool now?

Twisted Sunny: I guess so...

Masked Menace III: So what now?

Jeffygeist: So since we hate Finkleshitz, why don't we go mess with him?

Twisted Sunny: Sounds fun! Lets go.

(The three run off. The Screen goes black. It then switches to a dark room. A man is seen sitting on a chair however the chair is turned away from the camera. A guy then comes in)

Guy: Sire!

???: What is it?

Guy: We had reports about a really tough criminal to catch. He goes by the name Jeffygeist.

???: I see. Tell me about this Jeffygeist person.

Guy: Well he has these tentacles he can use to do anything like kill someone, climb up walls anything!

???: Hmmm. He might be perfect.

(The guy then gets out of the chair. He is revealed to look like Goodman except he has red clothes, orange eyes and a cigar. He brings his cigar out blowing out a puff of smoke)

???: Tell the guys to put that criminal onto wanted. The price for him shall be 1 trillion dollars.

Guy: Yes sir!

(The guy runs off)

???: Perfect. One I get my hands on that criminal, I can use him for my deeds. Soon all will know the name.... Neutralman.

(The chapter cuts to black)