SML Movie: Saving Rosalina!

The video starts with the news

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS, M’KAY?!?! Hurricane Dorian is coming close to Florida. The NOAA has predicted that Dorian will be a Category 4 Hurricane when it makes landfall in Florida. Stay safe, Floridians!

Jeffy: Daddy, did we pissed off Poseidon?

Mario: Why would you think so?

Jeffy: Because Florida stinks like ass, daddy!

Mario: Why would Poseidon be pissed over that?

Jeffy: I don’t even know.

Just then, the screen glitches out

Mario: What’s wrong with the TV?

''Suddenly, Rosalina appears in the TV. She is in bondage''

Mario: ROSALINA?!?!

Jeffy: WHAT IS MOMMY DOING IN THE TV?!?!

The camera moves to Dave



Mario: DAVE?!?!

Jeffy: WHAT THE HELL DOES MR. OCTUPUS WANT?!?!

Dave: See Mario? YouTube didn’t kill your wife! I had her all along!

Mario: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!

Dave: Well if you want Rosalina back, you have to follow these instructions...

The scene cuts to an abandoned building



Jeffy: Daddy, why are we in a mansion?

Mario: We’re trying to find mommy!

Jeffy: But why would Mr. Octopus kidnap mommy?

Mario: I don’t know, Jeffy!

Just then, Mario finds a note

Mario: A note! What does it say?

You must buy me a 2001 Pontiac Aztek!

Mario: Sighs

The scene cuts to the Aztek Mario bought



Jeffy: What do we do now?

Mario: We wait.

Soon, a black car comes

Mario: IS IT DAVE?!?!

''Dave gets out of the car. He is carrying Rosalina, who is handcuffed and has a ball gag on her mouth''

Mario: YOU BROUGHT ME HERE JUST FOR A FUCKING PONTIAC AZTEK?!?!

Dave: That’s not all! You also gotta survive through the hurricane with only the hotel and Pontiac!

Mario: THAT IS BULLSHIT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE!!!

Dave: Nope! Bye!

Dave gets back in his car and leaves

Mario: Chasing the car GET BACK HERE!!!

Jeffy: DADDY STOP IT!!! WE JUST GOTTA GO THROUGH DORIAN AND THEN WE CAN GET MOMMY BACK!!!

Mario: Fine, Jeffy!

The scene cuts to the storm arriving, and bringing chaos to the area

Mario: This is ridiculous!

Jeffy: Hey daddy, what rhymes with Dorian?

Mario: What?

Jeffy: Dory! And we will watch Finding Dory!

Mario: Sighs I hate my life...

''The next morning, the storm passes by. Dave and Rosalina once again return''

Mario: Now can I have her back?

Dave: No. You gotta-

Mario: I’M NOT PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME ANYMORE!!!

Mario beats up Dave

Dave: THAT’S IT!!!

Dave turns into Danny Devito



Danny: I’M THE TRASHMAN!!!

Danny throws trash at Mario and Jeffy

Mario: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Jeffy: THAT’S IT!!!

Jeffy turns into Eddie Murphy



Danny: THE REMAKE SUCKED!!! AND YOU’RE A STOCK PHOTO!!!

Eddie: It doesn’t matter! You’re going down!

Mario: THIS IS GETTING GHETTO NOW!!!

Danny: But this is Florida! Everyone’s ghetto!

Mario: THAT’S IT!!!

Mario gets a belt and whoops Danny

Danny: OW!!! STOP IT!!!

Mario: NO!!!

Rosalina escapes her restraints

Rosalina: I’M GONNA GET MY REVENGE FOR ALL OF THOSE TIMES YOU’VE RAPED ME!!! LUNA!!! GO GET HIS ASS!!!

Luna arrives and shoots Danny, killing him

Mario: YES!!! HE’S DEAD!!!

Rosalina: COME HERE!!!

The two embrace in joy

Eddie: I know this sounds weird, but who is gonna be the new Trashman?

The scene cuts back to the home

Rosalina: Thank you for saving me Mario!

Mario: Technically, Luna saves the day, but okay!

Jeffy: Hey daddy, someone pooped my pants.

Mario: Was it you?

Jeffy: No.

Rosalina: Then who pooped in your pants?

Eddie: I’M THE NEW TRASHMAN NOW!!!

'''SML Question: Do you miss Rosalina? And are you glad she’s back?'''