Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-30571467-20190712023835

Sylvester the Cat is seen roaming around an alley way.

Sylvester: (Sigh) If only I could get rid of those terrible memories from years ago, I could be living a more stable life... but no... that yellow pip-squeak bird and Mexican mouse have just RUINED it for me! That is the point of evening living in this world where everyone accuses you of "harming" some "adorable" animals when in REALITY, you are just a starved alley cat looking for food! THEY HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!!! (Sobbing)

Sylvester continues to walk off. Unaware to him, a giraffe type figure is seen in the bushes.

???: Ok, I think I have someone that can join me. If not, help me with my last year's dilemma.

The giraffe then disappears.

Sylvester then goes into a trash bin only to find a cat eating in there.

Trash Cat: Hey pal! Wanna join?

Sylvester: Not really. I have a very troubled past...

Trash Cat: Oh... get well soon!

Sylvester: Thanks.

He leaves.

Sylvester: If there was only someone who cared for me...

Suddenly, some rustling in the bushes are heard.

Sylvester: Huh?

He goes to the bushes. Suddenly, the giraffe figure from earlier attacks Sylvester and pins him to the ground.

Sylvester: OW!! SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!! WHAT THE HELL?!

Giraffe: Enough! That phoney clone of me made in that abandoned store must PAY!

Sylvester: Huh?

The figure is revealed to be Geoffrey, but with a scar on his cheek and a knife in his hand.

Sylvester: Huh? Who are you?

Geoffrey: I really don't have time to explain... a phoney of me was encountered by some people in an abandoned "Toys R Us" store, and I think they believe it was ME who was attacking them.

Sylvester: Who are you? You look familiar to me...

Geoffrey: Wait a minute, you're that cat from those old cartoons chasing a bird and Mexican mouse?

Sylvester: Wait... are you the giraffe from that one place called Toys R Us?

Geoffrey: ... Sylvester?!

Sylvester: Geoffrey??

Geoffrey: What are you doing here?

Sylvester: I was told by Frida you turned into a abomination and tried to kill everyone!

Geoffrey: Listen... that wasn't me... that was a toy clone.

Sylvester: Oh... that makes sense... but how are you alive?!

Geoffrey: I was alive along ever since the original Toys R Us closed down. And you are a cat from old 1940-1960 cartoons... what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be deceased by now?

Sylvester: Well, I decided to move o Pensacola after being provoked by Tweety and Speedy long enough. Also, 1940-1980 cartoons, I'm not sure. I guess I can be still alive in the SFU after that long but, I am technically 70 or 80 years past my age now.

Geoffrey: Nice! So I guess you do still live. And you are old as f***?

Sylvester: Yes. I came to Pensacola for a relaxing retirement, but, my past continues to haunt me...

Geoffrey: That's ok! You can come with me and we will be able to solve our problems together! What do you say Sylvester?

Sylvester: Sure Geoffrey! I would like to be with you so we can solve these long and ongoing dilemmas!

Geoffrey: Ok!

The two then leave the alley way. 