Luigi's Haunted Mansion

Luigi's Haunted Mansion is a story created by InternetProblem it came out on March 22nd 2019.

WARNING: This story contains strong language, violence and scenes people may find scary viewer description is advised!

Synopsis
5 Months after Ghost Jeffy took place, Luigi sees a mansion abandoned since Saturday, June 28th 2003, so Luigi goes in wondering what is in the long forgotten mansion.

Script
Luigi: Since we saved Jeffy from being a ghost what now?

Mario: A Mansion!

Luigi: Haven't you played Luigi's Mansion and/or Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon?

Mario: A 3rd instalment's coming you know

Luigi: Oh shit

Luigi: Oh I got a text message

Mario: What does it say?

Luigi: It says "There is a mansion abandoned since June 28th 2003 please go in it to see what it's like now"

Mario: June 28th 2003, That was a Saturday

Luigi: Fun fact

Mario: I need to call Squidward

Squidward: Hey this is Squidward what loud noises are you offering today?

Mario: Considering a message Luigi got about a mansion abandoned for nearly 16 years how did you found the mansion out?

Squidward: I got it from Google

InternetProblem: So Squidward why did you look up the mansion?

Squidward: I was interesting do you fucking understand?

InternetProblem: Yes I do

Squidward: Good

Mario: So this is the mansion huh?

Luigi: I guess so

Sunny Funny: Good luck in there

Squidward: Yes it is the long abandoned mansion!

Luigi: Let's go in there

Mario: We need to

Luigi: Alright

Luigi & Mario go into the mansion

Luigi: So it seems alright in here nothing scary

Mario: Yet

Ghost #1: BOO

Luigi: AHHHHH

Mario: It's just a ghost chill out dude

Luigi: Alright

Mario: Good boy

Squidward: By the way, You both need these Poltergust 3000s

Mario: Thanks but what do these do?

Luigi: Just press a button and will suck up the ghosts/boos you see

Mario: Like this button?

Mario sucks up Ghost #1

Luigi: OMG YOU SUCKED UP THE GHOST!

Mario: Yeah!

Luigi: Were not done yet

Mario: So what next?

Ghost #2: I'M HERE

Luigi: not again well Poltergust 3000 you are here for a good business

Luigi sucks up the 2nd ghost

Luigi: This is too easy but we are still not done.

Ghost #3-#10: THERE IS 7 MORE OF US!

Luigi: Oh shit

Ghost #6 throws up on Luigi

Mario: Uh gross, let me take care of this!

Mario sucks up the 3rd ghost all the way to the 10th ghost

Luigi: Good job at least I got cleaned

Luigi & Mario suck all the ghosts & boos except King Boo

Mario: What next we sucked up 79865 Ghosts and 5555 Boos

Luigi: King boo

Mario: Alright

Luigi: There he is!

King Boo: YOU BOTH CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME!

Mario: In you're dreams

King Boo: No let me squish you

Luigi: This is so fucking horrible

Mario: At least my Poltergust 3000's with me

Mario & Luigi suck up King Boo which took 4 minutes

Luigi: Yes we did it!

Mario: So guys we did it we survived the long lost mansion abandoned for 15 years & 9 months

Squidward: Expect a 2nd long lost mansion

Luigi & Mario: FUCK NO!

The end

Trivia

 * A sequel is due to come out on April 22nd 2019, a month after this story came out and a day after "10 Days of Easter-Wiki" ends.
 * This marks Squidward's debut in InternetProblem's stories