SuperMarioLogan: Endgame: Episode 50: Goodbye Mr. Nice Guy

Part 1: Goodbye Mr. nice guy

SML rap remastered plays the entire song

After the music video

One day, Jeffy is sitting on a chair. Mario brings him Jeffy's worst foe Green Beans.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, here's your green beans.

Jeffy slaps his hand on the table

Jeffy: WHAT ON GOD’S EARTH ARE YOU FUCKING DOING DADDY?!

Mario: Jeffy, stop swearing!

Jeffy: WHAT PART OF "I HATE GREEN BEANS" DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Jeffy throws the green beans on the floor.

Mario: Pick it up.

Jeffy: HOW ABOUT YOU!

Mario: Pick the fucking green beans up.

Jeffy: HELL NO!

Mario hits Jeffy. The room goes silent. Jeffy runs away.

Mario: Some learn some don’t.

The door bell rang.

Mario: Sigh...

Mario goes to the door and opens it.

Rosalina: Hey Mario! Why do I hear crying?

Mario: Oh, don't worry. Jeffy just spilled his green beans.

Rosalina: Oh, poor thing! Let's check on him!

Mario: Uh, no...

Rosalina: Why?

Mario: I can handle it by myself.

Rosalina: Why? Is it because I am a woman?!

Mario: Yes!

Rosalina: Then let's check on Jeffy together!

Mario: Alright fine.

Mario and Rosalina goes to the bathroom where Jeffy is.

Rosalina: Hey Jeffy, I-

Jeffy: SHUT THE HELL UP, DADDY! YOU THREATENED MY ASS!

Rosalina: MARIO DID WHAT?!

Mario: Nah, Don’t believe him he’s just an expert on lying!

Rosalina: What about that time when Jeffy kept saying Faggot?

Mario: I’ve been tortured enough and I’m prepared for the shitstorm this time

Jeffy: DADDY YOU FEED ME GREEN BEANS ALL THE TIME, YOU ALWAYS ABUSE ME, AND YOU MAKE ME CRY LIKE A FUCKING BITCH! AND JEFFY AIN'T NO BITCH!

Mario hits Jeffy. The room goes silent.

Mario: Now can you eat your green beans?

Jeffy runs away screaming. Jeffy runs out the front door.

Mario: YOU WON’T BE RUNNING FROM ME SO EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario runs out the front door. Mario spots Jeffy running on the sidewalk.

Mario: I’m not done with you yet!

Jeffy: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, FATASS?!

Mario: Tell me you’re sorry!

Jeffy: IT'S TOO LATE FOR SORRIES! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, YOU FUCKING FATTY! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE! YOU ARE WASTING THE OXYGEN THAT WE NEED! YOU ARE A FAGGOT! I HOPE YOU GET GASSED LIKE THE JEWS IN THE HOLOCAUST! I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE NEXT TERRORIST ATTACK! YOU FUCKING P-

A gun of some sort lands on Jeffy's helmet, and falls to the ground. Jeffy picks it up.

Jeffy: What’s this?

Mario: I dunno. Let's go home and examine it!

Jeffy: Okay daddy.

Mario and Jeffy goes home.

Mario, Jeffy, and Rosalina are sitting at the red couch, examining the gun.

Rosalina: What do you think it is, Mario?

Mario: I don't know, but I hope it's an actual gun that can kill Jeffy.

Rosalina: MARIO. STOP. NOW.

Mario: Let me think about. Nope

Jeffy picks up the gun and shoots himself. Jeffy emits a tracker.

Mario and Rosalina: WHAT THE HELL?

All of the helicopters and police sirens get heard outside. But not just any army. It is an army of YouTube. With a paper bag jeffy clone

Paperbag Jeffy: wanna see my PENCIL?

Jeffy: Oh hey, Jeffy! My name is Jeffy!

Paperbag Jeffy: oh wussup Jeffy my name is Jeffy wanna listen to hop hop

Jeffy: Hells yea!

Paperbag Jeffy and Jeffy listens to Hop Hop.

Mario: Well, that was weird.

Rosalina: I agree.

Mario: Wanna fuck?

Mario comes with a plate of green beans on his right hand and a potion on his left hand.

Mario: Alright, Jeffies, here's the green beans!

Jeffy/Paperbag Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

Jeffy and Paperbag Jeffy throws the green beans back at Mario, which made Mario fling to the ground. The potion fell at the red couch, spilling all over the couch. The red liquid reached Paperbag Jeffy.

Mario: NO!!!

Jeffy: What's wrong, daddy?

Mario: Jeffy it’s a spy!

Jeffy: What spy?

Before Mario could say anything, Paperbag Jeffy hits Mario.

Jeffy: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Paperbag Jeffy hits Jeffy.

Mario: owch...

Rosalina walks in.

Rosalina: What's going o-

Paperbag Jeffy shoots Rosalina with his gun.

Mario: FUCK YOU ROSALINA! Thanks!!

Paperbag Jeffy: NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BE KILLED.

Mario: No! Come on Jeffy, we have to fight!

Mario brings out two Fire Flowers. Mario transforms into Fire Mario and gives Jeffy the other Fire Flower. Jeffy turns into Fire Jeffy.

Paperbag Jeffy: THAT WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. JUST SAYING.

Jeffy: Daddy, what do I do?

Mario: Keep pointing your hand at Paperbag Jeffy!

Jeffy: Why would I do that?

Mario: Just try it!

Jeffy: Whatever you say.

Jeffy keeps pointing at Paperbag Jeffy. Fireballs come out of Jeffy's hand. They hit Paperbag Jeffy.

Paperbag Jeffy: OW! THAT REALLY HURTS, YOU IDIOT! THAT'S IT!

Paperbag Jeffy shoots a laser at Fire Jeffy. Fire Jeffy gets hit, causing Jeffy to turn back to normal.

Mario: No! And I don't have any spare Fire Flowers either! Looks like I will be the only one to fight...

Paperbag Jeffy: BRING IT ON THEN.

Mario and Paperbag Jeffy fights for 5 minutes. Paperbag Jeffy has the upper hand on this one. Mario eventually goes back to being just Mario.

Paperbag Jeffy: NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!

Paperbag Jeffy tries to shoot an eye laser, but Black Yoshi shoots Paperbag Jeffy with his Glock.

Black Yoshi: Hell no, folk! Nobody better not touch my best friend!

Paperbag Jeffy: OW! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! OW!!!

Jeffy beats up Paperbag Jeffy. Paper bag Jeffy shoots a laser at Jeffy. Jeffy dies.

Mario: That’s What I get for adopting a retard, NOW GET READY BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario turns into Super Mario.

Paperbag Jeffy: WHAT THE HELL?!

Super Mario beats up Paperbag Jeffy, almost to death. Super Mario was about to kill Paperbag Jeffy, but Mario became himself again. Turns out that that form is only temporary.

Mario: Shit!

Paperbag Jeffy: We’re ready, launch operation: Age restrict the universe!

Mario: Not again.

Chef pee pee was driving the car with junior and jeffy taking them to walmart to buy some groceries and they wanted The car tire was shot by a YouTube worker caused the car to flat tire chef pee pee comes out the car and goes in the trunk They put out a tire into the car and drives to Walmart safety After back from walmart when chef pee pee was cooking dinner someone rings the door it was a YouTube worker ring the door when chef pee pee opened with junior the youtube worker drags chef pee pee and junior into the truck Jeffy joseph and cody and mario and Jeffy’s dog sees it brooklyn t guy was fixing the lights but he sees it a so he decide to stop but he got dragged into the truck along with jeffy rosalina joseph cody and jeffys dog chompy tried to bite the youtube worker but got put into the truck then he closes the truck and drives on the way to find charleyyy While he found him and he dragged charleyyy into the truck later they put mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn guy joseph cody charleyyy and shitass into the cell at a prison so mario founds a vent and he opened it he tells bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and jeffy's dog to climb into it the security was sleeping while out they decide to go into the mail truck chef pee pee drive the mailtruck the city was flooded so chef pee pee decide to drive to the sewers but he collided stuff and fell into the sewers while they fell they swim but cody can’t swim so he decide to ride on chef pee pees back while out of the sewers they got into youtube building so chef pee pee found a mouse trap mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass cross the traps after crossed there was too many youtube workers watching Mario decide to dodge them along with the group in the libray and later there was a ball falls from the ball pit flooding the room since its narrow mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and jeffy's dog decide to cross it but later they found a room the founder of youtube was standing in the room without seeing anyone mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass sneaks into the room they found a staff room and sneaks into it and they goes by the elevator there was easy and hard obstacle courses in the youtube building they goes by easy later they got into the town there was YouTube mafia town in Washington dc mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass cross the streets to the white house to see if the president is there he wasn’t there but a radio siren goes on

Donald: This is the president, The Navy and I got the this city surrounded we’ll send a rescue team soon

Later they got out the white house they got into the underground they mine for a minute they got into a dark underground room they climb the truss beam and they dig up Later a huge drop from the youtube workers caused a earthquake in the town they drops bombs and copied the idea from north koreas mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass decide to cross to the top secret youtube building they got in the puzzle and they found acid they decide to cross they meet Friendly youtube workers at the mail room the friendly youtube workers decide to help mario bowser jr jeffy chef pee pee rosalina brooklyn t guy joseph cody charleyyy chompy and shitass while helping they found the founder of youtube they released evil youtube workers friendly youtube workers killed the workers then they toppled the stand that the founder was stand on and collapse and they became heroes of the USA they won 9206467805040794747 dollars for saving the country they got home they receive the money

6 months later

After the YouTube fallout, Jeffy buys several apps without Mario's permission and Mario is looking for his credit card. to his horror, all the money Mario has left is $15 and Jeffy asks Mario Why he didn't buy the Spongebob app earlier. Before Mario answers, he has flashbacks of the Jeffy's Tantrum episode footage in his head, and then explains that Mario was paying a water bill and that if he purchased the app he would not be able to pay his bills and would get evicted. Jeffy is enraged by this, yelling that Mario was being dumb and should've got him the game. Jeffy starts being disrespectful, hollering (saying uh) and patting his diaper while jumping on the couch, and Mario warns Jefy that if he ever has a tantrum for an app again, he'll lose custody and have Jeffy taken away. Jeffy already gets punished because he spent over $200 worth of apps and in-app purchases. Mario calls the cops on Jeffy that his son is financially abusing him and spent over $200 on apps, leaving Mario with only $15 total money left And they could lose their house any second. jeffy asks where Rosalina is

Jeffy: Where’s mommy?

Mario: She died

Jeffy, being the retard he is, freaks out and starts screaming smashing things putting Mario in grave danger. Mario calls CPS and 911 Just before Jeffy throws a lamp from upstairs. The cops come and grab Mario just in time before a glass thing breaks rim upstairs, and CPS carries away Jeffy And sends him to a mental ward. Jeffy's domestic violence record is high and then they have flashbacks of previous episodes featuring domestic violence on film, such as episode mentions. Because Jeffy is deemed socially unacceptable by CPS

Mario is in his living room.

Mario: I’m happy jeffy’s gone forever.

Suddenly, Mario hears the door knocking.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door and finds Goodman.

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I came for your house payment!

Mario: I thought I gave you it yesterday.

Goodman: You did! But I’m here to get another.

Mario: But, you’re already rich, so you don’t to get anymore money

Goodman: There’s no limit of how much money I have. I can get richer even though I’m already rich!

Mario: But why did you stole my check and lottery ticket?

Goodman: Well, Let’s day life isn’t fair.

Mario: You know what. I’m not giving you the house payment!

Goodman: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!

Mario: I’M NOT GIVING YOU THE HOUSE PAYMENT AND THAT IS FINAL!

Mario slams the door shut.

Goodman gets into his car and drives off.

The next day.

Mario: I can’t wait to eat some spaghetti and meatballs-

Someone knocks on the door.

Mario: Who is that?

Mario opens the door, but nobody is there.

Mario: Hello?

Mario notices a piece of paper on the ground.

Mario: What is that?

Mario picks up the paper and on it reads: GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT! -Goodman.

Mario throws the paper into the fireplace and heads into the kitchen.

Mario: What an idiot

The next day.

Mario is at the store.

Mario: Ok. I’m buying Cheerios for Jeffy so he can stick his dick in the boxes. I might as well also buy more meatballs as well.

Mario grabs a can of meatballs.

Mario: I think this looks good- WHAT THE?!

Mario is shocked to see Goodman on the label. The label reads Chef Goodman’s Give me your house payment flavored meatballs.

Mario rips the label and puts the meatballs in the cart and leaves.

Mario: Must be some bullshit

A few hours later.

Mario is heading to the house with the groceries.

Mario: Finally, I’m back home-

Mario screams when he notices Goodman standing on his lawn.

Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I’M NOT GIVING YOU MY HOUSE PAYMENT! GET OUT!

Goodman: Giving me the payment yet?

Mario: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! GET OUT!

Goodman: Not until you give me the money.

Mario: IF YOU DONT LEAVE THE LAWN RIGHT NOW, IM CALLING THE COPS!

Goodman: You can try to arrest me

Mario: VERY WELL! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

Mario enters the house and calls the police.

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey There! What’s the emergency?

Mario: My landlord, Goodman has been demanding house payments from me every day, and he won’t leave me alone! I need you to get rid of him!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Brooklyn Guy heads outside and confronts Goodman while Mario watches from the window.

Brooklyn Guy: Hey There. I’m going to need you to get off of Mario’s lawn-

Suddenly, Goodman pulls out a knife and slits Brooklyn Guy’s throat, killing him.

Mario: DEAR GOD!!!

Mario shuts the window blinds.

Mario: THIS GUY IS CRAZY!

Suddenly, Goodman breaks the window with a hammer.

Mario: HOLY SHIT!!!

Goodman: WHERE‘S MY MONEY?!

Mario runs upstairs and notices the secret door.

Mario enters the door.

Mario: THERE’S STILL CORPSES IN HERE?!

Mario hears footsteps coming from Goodman.

Goodman: Where you at fatty? You can’t hide forever!

Goodman starts to break the door down with the hammer.

Mario: OH SHIT!

Mario looks around for something to use on Goodman. He eventually notices Does Bad Things Guy’s saw.

Mario: THE SAW!

Mario grabs the saw just as Goodman sticks his head through the door Mario slams the saw into Goodman’s head causing him to fall to the floor.

Mario: YES!

Mario exits the secret door and walks past Goodman, but suddenly he grabs Mario’s leg.

Goodman: GIVE ME THE HOUSE PAYMENT!

Mario: NEVER!

Mario kicks Goodman and runs off.

Goodman: Get over here!

Mario: THE ATTIC!

Mario climbs into the attic, but Goodman climbs up as well.

Goodman: YOU WON’T GET AWAY SO EASY!

Mario: NEVER!

Goodman tackles Mario and pulls out a gun, but Mario grabs a bat and strikes Goodman with it.

Mario pushes Goodman out the window, and Goodman lands on the car, and seemingly dies.

Mario: Finally, he’s dead.

A few hours later.

Mario goes to bed.

Mario: Finally, Goodman is taken care of. Now I don’t need to worry about him.

Mario falls asleep, but wakes up when he hears a message on his phone.

Mario: Who’s messaging me?

Mario looks at his phone and screams when he sees a message from a certain somebody...

“Give me your house payment...”

Mario hangs up

Mario: Possibility a prank call anyway

Jeffy: He knows!

The next day

Mario and Rosalina were about to go out to dinner, Rosalina checks Mario's phone. When she checks it, a message from a contact named "Pizza Hut" appears, reading "I miss you". Rosalina questions this, and Mario says that Pizza Hut is clingy and that they want them to order again. Then another message from the contact appears reading, "I can't wait to bang you tonight". Mario tries to explain saying that they want his money again for the pizza. Soon after, another message appears saying, "I hope your wife doesn't find out". Then Mario then tries to tell her that they don't want her to know about the deals on the pizza. Before he can explain anything else, a fourth message appears reading, "I might be pregnant", This is where Rosalina begins to get angry and asks Mario if he is cheating on her. He begins to deny it

Mario: Would I cheat on you more than twice?

Finally tired of Mario cheating on her, Rosalina announces she wants a divorce, much to Mario’s happiness until he hears a ringtone from the phone from an unknown contact and answer it

???: Marioooooo

Mario: Who’s this? How do you know my name?

???: It’s Witchy

Mario: What Do you want witchblade who ever you are?

???: I always thought you were cute, come over and fuck me

Mario: I think I’d rather stick my dick in a warp pipe

???: I want you to get some ghost beer, a couple of handcuffs, come to the graveyard-

Mario: Let me stop you right there because I don’t know what the hell are you saying but I think right now your daughter is at college

???: Come On Mario, I thought we were friends

Mario: No offense but I’m sure you’re married to wolverine

Then the call hangs up

Mario: What was ThaaauuuuuuuaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodman: Since you didn’t get my house payment I planted C4s in your house while everyone left for their activities, you’re evicted!

Goodman detonated and the house explodes

Then Mario and his family carry their remaining material.

Mario: This is my life

Until the popeye was looking through his binoculars

Popeye: Not for much longer

Clicks walkie talkie

Popeye: Get The Boys Ready

Laughs

Meanwhile In FOUNDATION PRIME

Rewinds recording of “Get the boys ready” four times

Badman: Should I send in the others Vortech?

Lord Vortech: No I have a better idea

Meanwhile in a shuttle

Popeye: Sorry for the delay

???: Don’t apologize

The figure takes off her glasses which reveals her black and yellow eyes in a distorted voice

???: I never do

Note: I will be updating part one with the fitting music

See you next week