Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-30571467-20190502015854/@comment-30571467-20190502022729

Rh390110478 wrote: MarioFan2009 wrote: Rh390110478 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: Rh390110478 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: Rh390110478 wrote:

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MarioFan2009 wrote: It starts off at the Durr Burger.

AsphaltianOof: I would like uhhhhhhhhhhh... BONELESS burger with a two litter of coke!

Beef Boss: ... Ok? Coming right up!

Azaz: (Sigh) Asp... are you really this stupid?

AsphaltianOof: What do you mean "stupid"?

Azaz: BONELESS BURGER?! What kind of burgers have bone in them?!

AsphaltianOof: Don't know. Gotta be clear they don't have chicken bones in them!

Azaz: Ugh!

Suddenly, the door then smashes open and a figure is seen wearing all black armour while purple light is seen coming from their helmet.

Customer 2: WHAT THE HELL?!

Ryth: Greetings mortals...

Customer 1: Ummm... who is he?

Customer 3: He looks dangerous to me...

Ryth then pulls out a purple lightsaber and approaches slowly.

He then sets his sights on Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Azaz: Uh oh... troubles ahead!

AsphaltianOof: NOT MY PRECIOUS BUTTHOLE!! ANYONE BUT ME!!

Ryth then smashes the lightsaber on the table destroying it.

He then looks at both Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Ryth: Nope. Not worthy opponents...

Beef Boss comes in with burgers.

Beef Boss: Here you go--

He then drops them with shock as he sets his eyes on Ryth.

Beef Boss: R-RYTH?!

Ryth: We meet again Beef Boss...

Beef Boss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT--

Ryth: Listen you burger head, I was hired by some people to find ANYONE I could that would look like worthy opponents. You are lucky you're just a dumb whining idiot instead.

Beef Boss then turns silent as Ryth looks around.

Ryth: If nobody tells me a worthy opponent in two minutes. Someone's gonna get their neck slashed.

Customer 4: We don't know any--

Ryth: SHUT UP! Tell me ONE person who I can take with me to the secret lobby or there shall be blood and dead bodies.

Beef Boss: Ummm... uhhhhh... ummm...

Ryth: Speak up burger head or it shall be your final yee-haw!

Beef: Ummm...

AsphaltianOof: I know a guy! Try Frida!

Everyone then suddenly gasps.

Customer 5: OHHHHH SNAP...

Azaz: ASPHALTIANOOF... YOU DID NOT...

AsphaltianOof: I am trying to save people's lives Az!

Azaz: YOU ARE PUTTING FRIDA IN DANGER--

Ryth: Perfect... tell me who this "Frida" person is.

AsphaltianOof: She is a b--

Azaz: NO!!!

Suddenly, AsphaltianOof shuts Azaz's mouth shut with tape and continues talking.

AsphaltianOof: Blue haired yellow skinned woman with red goggles! You might find her around somewhere on the streets or so. She was going out for a walk!

Azaz screams and sweats while Beef Boss is stunned at what AsphaltianOof told Ryth.

Ryth: Thank you Mr. Patrick Star rip off.

AsphaltianOof: HEY!!

Ryth then jumps out the ceiling leaving a hole.

Beef Boss: DAMNIT!! YOU COULDN'T USE THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!

Azaz spits off his tape.

Azaz: ASP!!! WHY DID YOU DO IT?! NOW FRIDA IS GONNA GET KILLED!!!

AsphaltianOof: Relax Az! We will save her! All friends do that!

Azaz: I guess you are right...

Meanwhile...

Frida is seen walking down the streets.

Frida: Man, I enjoyed "Skulldozer Arc"! I even liked how (CENSORED BECAUSE OF SPOILERS)! It was amazing! I hope MarioFan2009 has more amazing stories coming up before he officially retires from his story making streak!

She continues to walk while Ryth is seen stalking her.

Ryth: Finally... a worthy opponent... my battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

The screen then cuts to black. Me when AsphaltianOof sold out Frida

Stormtrooper: TRAITOR! What were your favourite scenes? Boneless Burger because it was hilarious! Also, AsphaltianOof is so dumb. It would explain why he cares for his friends but a SACRIFICE?! Why though?! Just one simple explanation..

HE'S AN IDIOT! True that... also, what do you think about Ryth? He looks like a rather unique villain! Yeah! Especially since he only fights "worthy opponents" for sport and game... Man! Talk about "Hunting the most dangerous game!" Ryth does not want anything other than to fight and fight. He does not want any rewards, quality, fashion, friends, etc. He has never faced a person to even fight with in CENTURIES. (Because he is a "Deathless" character; one who can live up to years and years on end)