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Firestar Arc Abridged Episode 1: Fired From a Asshole

We see the Murder Squad over a blueprint

Murder Man: Ok you see this on the blue print we go to a cargo ship and we sneak in ransack the contents force the people on the ship to have their necks snapped and we sell them and we get rich very quick also do any one have snacks

Ice Man: Um Murder Man

Murder Man: Yes please speak

Ice Man was about to speak but Murder Man Cut Him Off

Murder Man: Oh wait a minute I don’t take advice from cold people so sorry douchbag but better luck next time in the unemployment line if you keep this up and for snacks–

Firestar: Um there nothing on the blueprint

Murder Man: Oh yes there is see here you must be blind!

Firestar: I am not!

The 2 get in a argument

Ice Man: I CAN’T READ OH WAIT MY SIGHT TERRIBLE!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Sunny and others watching Avengers Infinity War

Buckaroo: I can’t wait for the next to play

Thor stabs Thanos in the stomach with Stormbreaker. Suddenly, Sunny turns off the TV.

Buckaroo: Hey! The movie isn’t over yet!

Sunny: To me, it is! The Avengers beat Thanos at that point.

Buckaroo: You can say that about every god damn movie and that doesn’t mean we just shut it off cause of that we shut it off due to it being boring,stupid,retarded,and just uninteresting and so sorry

Sunny: SHUT UP!

Buckaroo: Also what happen to the T Virus

Sunny: It happen after this

Buckaroo: That doesn’t make sense!

Sunny: You do know I hav–

Buckaroo: And do you know I have a shotgun to your face now right

Meanwhile

Frida: Kill the messager they say it would tie up all loose ends they say but thanks to them my show off the air!

Mugger: FREEZE Give all your mon–

The Mugger gets beat up

Meanwhile

Murder Man: Ok let go

The group goes And Firestar stay behind

Firestar: Sheesh What is up with him

A few minutes later

Guard 1: Ah I love being a guard and my retirement is just seconds awa–

Ice Man Freeze Him And shatters Him

Murder Man: Thanks for killing him me thank you me now let go continue don’t slack Ice Man And you Spider

The 4 walk over to the guards and attack them before Spider Man walks to them

Spider Man: Got the door to open

Murder Man: Thanks If it wasn’t for me we wouldn’t be here

Spider Man: Oh eat a dick

Murder Man: Ok Spider clean up the septic tanks without your suit bare handed

Spider Man: (Fuck You!)

Murder Man: Alrighty Firecrap Your Up!

Firestar: (I really hate him) Got it

Firestar whom is at the base is hacking into the computers and unlocks one of the door

Firestar: Ok I getting thirsty should I leave or know What considering him I think it time for his own medicine

Firestar leaves

Jimmy the Crow is seen flying around Pensacola.

Jimmy: Boy! I hope I find some food around here!

Jimmy spots Murder Man’s hideout.

Jimmy: Hopefully, there’s some in there!

Jimmy flies in through the window and looks around the computer room.

Jimmy: I don’t see food here.

Jimmy notices the computer.

Jimmy, What is this?

Jimmy heads to the computer and notices Murder Man and Mega Maid are outside the vault door.

Murder Man: Fuckstar Your need to open the door

Jimmy: Seems like he need a lesson time to do my best random shit!

Jimmy press random buttons which squish them,burn them,beat them up,sprays acid,and so on and so forth

Murder Man: No the other button Fireass!

Ice Man: I’m in pain!

Spider Man: Same

???: Activation Self Destrution have been activated have a nice day and…

Murder Man: Hold off the enemies while I escape and leave you to die!

Murder Man runs off

Ice Man: He:s a asshole

The 4 Get off of the ship

Murder Man: I said never mind let get to our base

Meanwhile

RH: My Eyes Just commuted suicide can I please stop

The Creator: NEVER! Do it or I will erase your friends

RH: My Soul left my body!

Meanwhile

Firestar enters the room

Firestar: Ok what the he ruined the mission but eh the bird did put the Leader asshole in his place so just to give him to leave

Firestar shoots a fireball the qrow and he leaves in a instant

Firestar: And now to leave and let Murder Man calm down

Firestar leaves the building and before she runs away Murder Man Punch her to the ground

Murder Man: WHAT! THE! HELL! Firestar you ruined the mission and cause the ship to blow up causing me not to open the goddamn doors!

Firestar: (Stuttering And bit of her voice breaking) It wasn’t me I went outside and a qrow messed up the mission

Murder Man: Oh you slacked off and ruined the mission wow your literally less than useless!

Ice Man: Hey lay off our plan probably gonna fail anyways

Murder Man: With me on board it be impossible but somehow the little cunt here did just that!

Ice Man: Know What maybe just maybe the plan would succeed if you weren’t such a arrogant asshole leader!

Murder Man: That’s it your fired pack your bags and go to the sun and die!

Ice Man: You Do Know That I can’t go to the sun right

Murder Man: Not when I around!

Murder Man sroyuken Ice Man into the sky

Firestar: H-h-h-o-o—w-w-w d-a-a-a-a-r-e YOU!

Murder Man: His Grave was met when he messed with me. And that be the same if you continue thi-

Firestar: YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT TO ICE MAN GOD DAMN IT YOU CAN’T JUST BE A ASSHOLE AND GET AWAY WITH I’M TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT FROM TOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I QUIT SO I CAN BE FUCKING HAPPY GO KILL YOURSELF FOR ALL I CARE!

Firestar explodes with rage before ceasing and she storms off

Murder Man: Eh her loss also Spider Man there a septic tank that need your help

Spider Man: Sigh... Got it.

Murder Man: We don’t need her I will just get a friend of mine even if he not really needed

???: Hi can we talked later I in a pickle

Police: OPEN UP!

???: Yeah so just leave a message if I survive

The call ends

Murder Man: Oh well let just go asleep while I just sit here and be mean some more to get a boner you didn’t hear the last part right

Spider Man: MY hand stuck!

Murder Man: Hopefully none have heard that now to bitch and moan on YouTube

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Frida Taken the Mugger cloths,Money,masks,wallet,a bit of his blood,and so on

Frida: That Why muggers don’t mess with me

???: No cuz we don’t want to take your ass seeing what you have done!

Frida: Oh pipe down and take some of that pipe 