Jeffy Loses his Helmet!

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NOTE: THIS STORY CONTAINS SEXUAL JOKES AND CURSING. IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE NAUGHTY JOKES THEN DON'T READ IT. THANKS.

* The first scene where jeffy goes to mario in his red couch sobbing*

Mario: What's wrong?

Jeffy: I LOST MY HELMET!

Mario: You're gonna hurt your brain anyway, why would wear the helmet anyway?

Jeffy: I WANT TO KEEP MYSELF SAFE! I LOVE IT!

Mario: Why not buy a new helmet?

Jeffy: I DON'T WANNA!

Mario: Wel-

* Jeffy hits his head on the couch*

Mario: STOP, YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF!

Jeffy: I sucked on too many pussy that i hurted my self

* Jeffy nods*

Mario: Ew, jeffy. Don't make gross jokes.

Jeffy: Why not?

Mario: Where do you learn them from?

Jeffy: i knew it from my butthole daddy!

Mario: You cannot know stuff from buttholes.

Jeffy: YES I CAN DADDY!

Mario: NO YOU CAN'T!

* In the scene where lario plays with jeffy's helmet*

Lario: Holy shit this is fun! Right muigi?

Muigi: Yeah, right brother!

* Lario throws jeffys helmet to the road and then the car runs over the helmet*

Lario: *Sigh* Damn it.

Muigi: That was my favorite helmet!

* Mario goes to lario*

Mario: Hey, have you seen my son's helmet?

Muigi: What color was it?

Mario: Blue.

Lario: Uhh....

Mario: What?

Lario: Heh, i hate to say but i think we broke it

* Mario together with muigi and lario*

Mario: AH!

Lario: AH!

Muigi: AH!

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK?!

* Grumpy neighbor shows up*

Neighbor: Can you shut the fuck up for a moment? You literally fucking woke up me!

* Neighbor slams the door*

Mario: Oh. ANYWAYS, WHY DID YOU BREAK THAT HELMET!?

Lario: It was some kind of accident we did.

Muigi: Yeah.

Mario: My son's gonna be so sad, he'll bother me everyday and EVEN KILL FOR IT!

* Scene where mario goes to jeffy sobbing*

Jeffy: Why you crying daddy?

Mario: You're not gonna like this news..

Jeffy: What?

* Mario shows the helmet*

Jeffy: Thanks daddy! you're the best daddy ever!

Mario: Wh-what?

THE END

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* After the end of the story*

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