Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-30571467-20190731055936/@comment-34595515-20190731061558

MarioFan2009 wrote: It starts off with a HUGE massive convention. Many characters, including villains are seen going through the area. Many posters for upcoming stories are seen such as "A War Rises! Part 3", "Into the Multiverse!", "Agamemnon Counterpart", "Infinity Hunt", "Fave's Breakout" and "Vandal Buster: Part III". Jeffy is seen with a target behind him. A message on his chest reads “throw a pie at me. I DARE you.” At a nearby restaurant, AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Crystal, Jez, Zara and Buckaroo are seen.

Jez: So, are you all excited for "Vandal Buster: Part III"?

Azaz: I sure am!

Crystal: I can’t wait to see how MarioFan2009 helps with RH in the final instalment of the VB Trilogy!

Buckaroo: Well, I am excited for "Into the Multiverse" because it features me having a major role!

AsphaltianOof: Where is the-

Zara: NO.

AsphaltianOof: ... Was it something I said?

Buckaroo: We are sick of you saying that Asp!

Jez: Yeah. It is just making you look nothing compared to funny.

Azaz: Not to insult you but, you might end up as the SML Jeffy.

AsphaltianOof: How is that?

Zara: You are being a Patrick Star rip-off..

Crystal: Yeah!

AsphaltianOof: Come on! I was inspired by-

Buckaroo: RIP-OFF!

AsphaltianOof: ...

Azaz: Calm it guys. Anyways, I heard that there is an academy award going on which is known as the “Dumbest Character of Them All Awards”! There is going to be three slots!

AsphaltianOof: OH YES! I think I will be able to fit in!

Jez: Sure you will! Mr. Patrick Star rip-off!

AsphaltianOof: ...

Buckaroo: Is it just me or is it odd that Asp just turns silent when we call him a PSRO.

Zara: Maybe we should just stop. We could be hurting his feelings.

Azaz: Yeah. Anyways, the awards start now!

Crystal: Awesome!

The six then leave.

Meanwhile.

Goodman is seen on stage with a microphone. At front, HUNDREDS of people are seen as the audience.

Goodman: Thank you. Thank you! Anyways, thank you everyone, for coming here!

The audience then cheers.

Goodman: As you know, we will be knowing three characters, that are the dumbest to ever exist!

The audience cheers again.

AsphaltianOof: I think I already know one who is going to be in the slots!

Goodman: Anyways, the first one we have is... Jeffy!

The audience then starts booing.

Jeffy: Yeah yeah. BOO YOUR MOUTH OFF B****ES!

Goodman: Well, we all know what he has done to the SuperMarioLogan channel-

Audience Member: SAYS THE ONE WHO CLEARLY ASKS FOR HOUSE PAYMENTS, WHICH IS STARTING TO GET VERY UNFUNNY!!

Goodman: THAT WAS MY ROBOTIC CLONE DAMNIT! Moving on, the next person we have in our slots is... a turtle named Bowser Junior!

The audience cheers.

Bowser Junior: Wait, how am I dumb guys?

Goodman: Infamously calling the sun a planet and doing stupid things, Bowser Junior has landed a spot in the slots! Now... on to our final character...

AsphaltianOof: I know who it is gonna be...

Goodman: The most dumbest of them all...

AsphaltianOof: Oh yeah... YEAH..

Goodman: Who can’t even think about common sense...

AsphaltianOof: YEAH- Wait, what?

Goodman: ... Bob!

The audience then starts cheering harder. However, AsphaltianOof’s facial expression turns wide shocked.

AsphaltianOof: W-What?!

Bob: Oh hell yeah b****es! Bob, the most famous and sexiest of them all!

AsphaltianOof: B-but.. but how?

Goodman: And that concludes, our dumbest character slots! Thank you all everybody, for coming today-

???: WAIT JUST A DARN SECOND!

Goodman: Huh?

AsphaltianOof then comes rushing to the stage.

AsphaltianOof: What is this all about?!

Goodman: What do you mean...?

AsphaltianOof: I’M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING A SPOT IN THE SLOTS! I have been the most stupidest throughout 2019 and early 2020! I have also had a TON of spotlight in a bunch of different stories such as "Detective Pikachu!", "Child's Play!", "The Silly Three!", "The Invisible Prank!" and "Closing Time at the Durr Burger!"! I should be getting that last spot!

Goodman: Well sir, first of all, we ran out of ideas of which character was the most stupidest. And second of all, you are actually a copycat of another famous character “Patrick Star”. And finally, it is possible that you are actually FAKING your own stupidity.

AsphaltianOof’s expression turns shocked upon hearing this.

Goodman: However, to appreciate that you reminded us of you, have a free ice cream cone!

Goodman gives a shocked AsphaltianOof a ice cream cone. AsphaltianOof looks at the ice cream cone. Not long after, his eyes get filled with tears and his head turns red in fury.

AsphaltianOof: “voice breaking” Y-you.. F******.. B****!!!!

With anger, he crushes the ice cream cone with his bare hand as the ice cream on it starts leaking on his hand. The audience gasps in shock.

Trace: Dude!

Snap: That was a waste of a good ice cream cone!

Polygram: You could have given it to someone else..

AsphaltianOof: I... I can’t believe you.. I came here to be happy and get an academy award for doing something all throughout my life.. and then, I AM BEING BRIBED?!

AsphaltianOof starts having a meltdown and throws the stage set away.

Goodman: WHAT THE F***?!

AsphaltianOof: “now in tears crying” I JUST WANTED SOMETHING AWESOME IN MY LIFE, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?! BEING THROWN OFF LIKE A COMPLETE REJECT?! I HAVE BEEN THE MOST WONDERFUL, AMAZING AND ENTERTAINING DUMBEST CHARACTER OF THEM ALL, AND I AM EXCLUDED FROM THE SLOTS?! THIS IS AN ABSURD ABOMINATION!!

AsphaltianOof then runs off crying.

Azaz: ASP! WAIT!

Azaz runs to the stage to stop AsphaltianOof, but it is too late. AsphaltianOof has ran off.

Audience: ...

Zara: Well s***.

Goodman then looks at a furious Azaz.

Goodman: Umm. Sorry?

Azaz: Not another WORD OUT OF YOU..

Goodman: ...

Suddenly, the audience starts booing like crazy.

Finn: HE DESERVED THE SPOTLIGHT!

Felix: Poor dude..

Jake: YOU STUPID.. “throws a tomato at Goodman”

Jake the Dog: Woah man!

Suddenly, more audience members start throwing trash at Goodman, who runs off the stage in panic. Azaz then leaves the stage with hurled fists.

Meanwhile.

AsphaltianOof is seen in the forest hurled up like a complete ball. Azaz then sees him and heads to him.

Azaz: Asp?

AsphaltianOof: ...

Azaz: Look man, I am so sorry..

AsphaltianOof: It’s not your fault Azaz..

Azaz: I am sorry for what happened at the convention.

AsphaltianOof: That blue shirted jerk... he.. he thinks I am FORGOTTEN?!

Azaz: No Asp. You are one of the best, and the best characters in the SFU. I just don’t understand.. how did they even forget about you?!

AsphaltianOof: I don’t know Az. But..

AsphaltianOof gets up.

AsphaltianOof: I am starting a NEW mission.

Azaz: What do you mean?

AsphaltianOof: I am going to murder EVERY SINGLE villain in all-here Pensacola. Then, I will be nominated as the BEST hero in Pensacola. Azaz, thank you for always having my back.. but now, I am going to start a new journey, and I will earn what I want.

Azaz: Ok Asp. Good luck.

AsphaltianOof: Thank you.

AsphaltianOof leaves.

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One week later...

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Azaz is seen at Sunny’s house watching TV with an exhausted expression. Sprite cans are seen everywhere as the room is dark.

Azaz: “Sigh” I wonder how Asppy is doing.

???: You called?

Azaz: Huh?

Azaz looks to his right to see AsphaltianOof, however, he is a shadow instead with some sort of outfit on.

Azaz: Hey Asp! Nice outfit you got there.

AsphaltianOof: Thank you Az pal. But now, I am going out there, and I will kill every villain remaining. Nobody will stand in my way. I will succeed in earning an academy award.

Azaz: Ok! Good luck.

AsphaltianOof: Bye.

AsphaltianOof leaves.

Azaz: I hope he doesn’t get into trouble though.

The screen cuts to black. Man. Asp really should have gotten the award.