Soul Catcher

Soul Catcher is a multi-chapter story by 2epicworlds it came out in December 2018.

WARNING: THIS HAS SWEARING, POSSIBILITY OF GORE, AND VIOLENCE.

Chapter 1
Jeffy: heeeyyy daddy.

Mario: what is it jeffy?

Jeffy: where’s mommy?

Mario: she went to a dark alley and hasn’t come back

Jeffy: she must be having a fun time if she is still not here

Mario: I guess....

Breaking news interferes the program

Goodman: Breaking news! Someone is catching souls and surprisingly is not Luigi. It us unknown who this is but we have a train at the XML railroad to help us evacuate but you only have 1 hour to get there.

Mario: omg! Jeffy, were going on a car trip to Disneyland!

Jeffy: *gasp Disneyland?

Mario: yes Jeffy Disneyland! Now let’s go!

Jeffy: ok daddy

Mario and jeffy get in the car and drive. Next door is the wiki house. The wiki house is where many people are in a house when someone gets block there kicked out of the house. The head of the household is usually the one that is the most active. But they have one problem. There Breaking News comes half an hour late.

30 minutes later

2epicworlds: oh no!

Rh: we got to get in the bus!

Agonzo: heh heh about that....I was drive around to waste some of the gas so I could refill it where it was almost empty but I drive to the house and I just remembered it now...

Mariofan: we must have enough to get to the train right?

Agonzo: no......

Trikkiboy: we must run to the train.

All of the users ran to the train.

Rh: *gasp *gasp what time is it

Endless: 2:55. We have 5 minutes left.

About 4 minutes later

culdee: here it is!

But the train doors stoped before anyone could make it and the train started

2epicworlds: nooo wait for us!!! :(

Rh: noooo

Trikkiboy: piss

The train was gone

2epicworlds: great job Agonzo now we might die.

Then rh hears something

Rh: what was that?

Chapter 2
Rh heard something everyone looked around until endless sees where it;s coming from

Endless: it’s coming from the bush

Mariofan: who is going to look in the bush?

Agonzo pushes trikkiboy closer to the bush

Agonzo: trikkiboy wants to!

Trikkiboy: ugh fine

Trikkiboy looks in the bush. He didn’t know what or who is in there since he didn’t take a close look but he knew he had to so he did. Then something came out of the bush.

???: what is going on?

2epicworlds: Rosalina?

Rosalina: yes it’s me!

Culdee: why are you in the bush?

Rosalina: I don’t know I woke up here

Internet problem: that’s weird

2epicworlds: and where have you been internet problem?

Internet problem: i’ve Been around and not talking but here I am!

Trikkiboy: ...

2epicworlds: ...

Rosalina: ... so where is everyone?

Mariofan: they got on a train because there is someone catching souls and we couldn’t get on the train in time.

Rosalina: that sucks

Endless: let’s find a place to hide from the soul catcher

The wiki users and Rosalina went to find a place to hide.

Trikkiboy: ok, 2epicworlds and rh look around the corner.

2epicworlds: why can’t you do it?

Trikkiboy: i’ve Search the bush already now you tie look around the corner

Rh: ok

2epicworlds and rh were going around the corner

Rh: well nothing here

2epicworlds: let’s go back

They went back

Rh: where are they?

2epicworlds: they were here just 2 minutes ago

Rh: that’s strange

2epicworlds: mabye the soul catcher got them

Rh: oh no!

Then a shadow appears

2epicworlds: what is that?

Then it comes closer with a grin on it’s face

Rh: RUN!!!

2epicworlds and rh run as fast as they could. A bit later there were to paths to take as 2epicworlds went on one and rh went to the other. 2epicworlds was running and running and running but he didn’t hear rh, he looks back and there was no one there 2epicworlds stops to take deep breaths

2epicworlds: *gasp *gasp omg that was close.

Meanwhile at the train

Goodman (on tv): Breaking news m’kay the wiki house members didn’t make it to the train m’kay And a lost girl did not ether m’kay

Mario: omg ROSALINA!!!

Black yoshi: folk this train has no xbox

Mario: yeah because we left your Xbox at home

Black yoshi: nooooooooo folk my call of dudes is still there :(

Meanwhile 2epicworlds started walking around with no sight of any one until he sees rh’s headphones

2epicworlds: oh no!

Chapter 3
Rh has now been missing for one hour as 2epicworlds has been looking for him in that hour. 2epicworlds finds a creepy 1930s house around logan’s House. 2epicworlds knows this is not likely Rh would be in here because it’s always in a movie but 2epicworlds goes in and finds Rh.

2epicworlds: Rh! Come on let’s go.....Rh?

Rh is not speaking at all

2epicworlds: hello.....culdee is making a new story....Rh?

Then a shadow comes and it’s the same one from before

???: hello my friend!

2epicworlds: hi? Who are you?

???: your not interested

2epicworlds: yes I am, if I wasn’t then why am I asking?

???: just shut and die

2epicworlds: why do you have a vacuum cleaner?

???: for catching sou- ummm clean the place

2epicworlds: you mean catching souls. Are you Luigi? You sound like him and you act like him

???: no, I don’t actes like him

2epicworlds: ok

???: now you must die

The shadow turns on the vacuum and 2epicworlds grabs Rh and runs. It was hard to run but the shadow was really slow so 2epicworlds and rh could escape. After 3 hours 2epicworlds sees something far away

2epicworlds: HELLO!

???: hi 2epicworlds!

2epicworlds comes closer with Rh

2epicworlds: Trikkiboy?

Trikkiboy: yes it is me! Where were you? And why is rh not moving?

2epicworlds: I was running from the soul catcher and rh might have lost his soul

Mariofan: maybe the soul catcher had it

Agonzo: probably

Trikkiboy: ok me and 2epicworlds will find the soul catcher and for the rest of you go in logan’s house to take shelter

Internet problem: ok

Culdee: sweet!

Endless: on it!

Trikkiboy: ok 2epicworlds, let’s go

Trikkiboy and 2epicworlds found a stretcher so they put rh in it and went to find the soul catcher

Trikkiboy: ok you try to steal the vacuum

2epicworlds: but the soul catcher is not here

Trikkiboy: is now

The soul catcher tried to suck 2epicworlds’ soul out but 2epicworlds ran in a circle and got the vacuum and him and Trikkiboy ran to Logan’s house.

Agonzo: you got it?

2epicworlds: yes

Trikkiboy: I will handle the rest of this. Thank you 2epicworlds for being brave against the soul catcher

2epicworlds: no problem

About 15 minutes later rh walks to the others

Rh: hi guys! What happened?

Culdee: long story short: the soul catcher got you and Trikkiboy and 2epicworlds saved you

Rh: thanks!

2epicworlds: no problem!

Trikkiboy: any time!

Rosalina: we should watch for the soul catcher this time

Endless: good idea! But who should do it?

Trikkiboy: let’s take shifts

Endless: ok

Trikkiboy: Agonzo, you take the first one

Agonzo: ok

After 10 minutes the sun set Agonzo’s big Weekness was the night, he falls asleep when the sunsets

Agonzo: wow i’m getting very ti-ZZzzZzZzZzzZ

After 30 minuets Rosalina hears a window break she investigates it and she sees someone

Rosalina: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

endless: what? What is it?

Rosalina: THE SOUL CATCHER IS HERE AND IS RIGHT BY AGONZO!!!

Trikkiboy: OMG GUYS GO GO GO

internet problem: I hope we can get there in time

Meanwhile at the train

Black yoshi: Mario plzzzzzzz buy be a new xbox

Mario: no black yoshi buy your own

Black yoshi: but I can dive fast

Mario: and get pulled over

Black yoshi: I can carry you on my back

Mario: your not fast at all

Black yoshi: I can bike there

Mario: you have no bike and you would steal one. Now go

Woody: CEW WE BOOOOOOOOI Mario is there any shrimpos in this new place? And where are we going?

Mario: I guess there is shrimpos and we are going to Calgary Canada because it’s a cowboy place

Woody: CEW WE BOOOOOOOI

Chapter 4
Everyone from the wiki ran to get Save Agonzo.

Culdee: where is he?

Trikkiboy: i don’t know. He was right here I saw him right here.

Rh: oh no!

Rosalina what are we going to do?

Trikkiboy: we are going to find him.

Rh: really?

Trikkiboy: yes

Mariofan: for how long will find him?

Trikkiboy: we will stop until we find him

2epicworlds: well we’re spending the rest of our lives finding 1 person

Trikkiboy: he was not 1 person he was-

Endless: 2 people?

Trikkiboy: no he was-

Culdee: 3 people!

Internet problem: no 4!

Kapfan: no 5!

Trikkiboy: would you shut up!

Kapfan: ok

Trikkiboy: now back to what I was saying...he was a leader, a ....person, and would never let us down. Now let’s find him!

Everyone: yaaaaaaaaaay

Trikkiboy got the wiki users to find Agonzo.

Thesqwidwardpepe: can I come

Trikkiboy: no

Sqwidward: come on!

Trikkiboy: no

Sqwidward: plsss... I will be golden, or how about returns!

Trikkiboy: no

Sqwidward: awwwwww

The wiki user were looking for Agonzo for hours and finally found him.

Agonzo: hi

2epicworlds: you still have your soul?

Agonzo: I guess I do

Trikkiboy: huh weird

???: that’s because his soul wasn’t good enough

Agonzo: HEY!

Trikkiboy: SHOW YOURSELF YOU SHADOW SHIT!

???: no you

Trikkiboy: no you

Mariofan: just show yourself

???: no

2epicworlds: by the way you sound like a cock

???: Ha gaaaaaaay

Then the shadow disappears and the wiki users bring Agonzo back to the house.

Rosalina: are you ok?

Agonzo: yeah i’m Fine

10 minutes later rh and culdee go to Logan’s office and talk

Culdee: so.... you worried about that shadow guy?

Rh: yeah

Culdee: want to play video games?

Rh: ok what game should we play?

Culdee: hmmm well I played fortnite 18 times today let’s change it up. How about call of duty?

The word call of duty gets stuck in rh’s head and it changes him inside

Rh: you want to die?

Culdee: no

Rh: I bet you do. Give me Trikkiboy’s gun hahahahaha

Culdee: are you ok?

Rh: I know I am but you won’t

Culdee: don’t be a dick

Then Rh turns back

Rh: ugggubugbuhbgbgv.............omg what happened?

Culdee: uhhhhh you stay here

Culdee get’s Trikkiboy

Trikkiboy: what?

Culdee: rh has gone crazy

Trikkiboy comes to Logan’s office but Rh is gone. Trikkiboy looks for an clues.

Trikkiboy: ha, a cord trail

Trikkiboy get’s the others

Trikkiboy: guys, were going on a walk

2epicworlds: ugh

Endless: it’s been 30 minutes since we went out

Rosalina: give us a break here

Meanwhile at the train.

The train was stopping but there was no train stations any where

Mario: why is the train stopping?

Shrek: OOOOOOOOHHHH DONKEY

Mario: what?

Shrek: STORY DONKEY IS ON THE TRAIN

Mario looks at the window

Mario: Rh?

Chapter 5
Jeffy: who’s that guy?

Mario: it’s rh

Jeffy: speak English you dumb fuck

Mario: I am

Jeffy: whoops

Woody: CHEWW WEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOI he must be hunting for shrimpos

Rh: you all want to die

Mario: no

Jeffy: don’t be a dick

Rh: ugguguyguyguhvvygygy.........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHATS GOING ON?

Then Rh flys off the train

Brooklyn t guy: that was close like my ex wife getting thin.

Goodman: no one cares, not even my elephant asshole suit doesn’t give 3 shits about your ex wife

Brooklyn t guy: good

Meanwhile at Pensacola

Trikkiboy: train tracks... let’s follow it

Agonzo: we will be killed

Rosalina: yeah Trikkiboy, it;s not a good idea. It’s like playing in the middle of the road or adopting Jeffy it was a mistake.

Mariofan: you played on the road?

Rosalina: yes, don’t judge me

Mariofan: ok

After 10 hours 2epicworlds sees something

2epicworlds: is that Rh?

Endless: it is!

Gummy cow: wow

They go up to rh

Culdee: you ok?

Rh: yeah

Internet problem: ok let’s go back to the house

When Rh was walking here could hear things

???: Rh kill everyone

Rh: WHAT!? GUYS DO YOU HEAR THAT?

Swagmaster: hear what?

Rh: something is telling my to kill everyone!

Swagmaster: that’s weird

Kapfan: go see a mental hospital. Here is a number

Rh: ummmmm

???: Start with culdee, then to Mariofan, then to endless, then kill whoever

Rh: but I don’t want to

2epicworlds: guys, let’s find a neerby Doctor and see what’s going on with Rh

Culdee: yeah he had been acting a bit weird

It took a few hours but they found a doctor far enough away were the soul catcher was not around

Doctor: it sees your friend here has something rare.

2epicworlds: how do you know that?

Doctor: because it hadn’t happened yet. Now have you been caught by the soul catcher?

Rh: I don’t know

Trikkiboy: he has

Doctor: then the soul catcher took your soul and added a chip where the person can record audio that only you can hear.

Rh: ok, how do you get it out?

Doctor: with surgery

After the surgery Rh was back to normal

Culdee: I almost forgot that Rh has a key word that makes him go crazy

Doctor: and what is it?

Culdee: uhhh...call of duty

Rh: why did you say call of duty?

Culdee: never mind it’s cured

The wiki users headed back to Pensacola but something weird was there

Endless: is that Jeffy?

2epicworlds: is that Mario?

Agonzo: is that Goodman with is elephant asshole suit?

Mariofan: is that woody?

Trikkiboy: is that Logan himself

And it was

Internet problem: why are you here?

Mario: some shadow got on the train

Goodman: and got everyone expect us and my elephant asshole suit

Logan: it even got chilly :(

Jeffy: that thing is a bitch

2epicworlds: thanks captain obvious

Woody: CHEEEEWWWWW WEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOI let’s take this thing down cowboys

Culdee: ok

Mariofan: alright

Kapfan: let’s do this

Trikkiboy: leg’s go!

Mario: wait, ROSALINA!!!

Rosalina: hi Mario!

Mario: where were you?

Rosalina: I will explain in the way

Mario: ok

Endless: ok now let’s go

Chapter 6
Everyone walked over to the shadow

???: hello

Trikkiboy: were here to fight you

Rh: yeah

2epicworlds: why do we have to fight?

Trikkiboy: so we can win

2epicworlds: why can’t we do diss tracks?

Trikkiboy: because were men and we should act like one

2epicworlds: I never act like a man but whatever. Let’s fight I guess *sigh

Everyone started fighting the shadow

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

everyone was fighting with there hands while 2epicworlds grab a pipe

2epicworlds: STAND BACK!

And 2epicworlds hits the shadow

2epicworlds: let’s see who you really are

And 2epicworlds pulls off a black hoodie but no one was in it

Endless: huh

Agonzo: heh heh yeah I lost grip when this preson was trying to escape

2epicworlds: omg

Culdee: fuck!

Jeffy: house shit

Endless: you have got to be shiting me

Trikkiboy: all this time, all this work, all of this wasted part of the story and you fuck it up. I have no choice but to block you from the wiki house.

Agonzo: no plz no...I don’t want to live with sqwidward

Sqwidward: come here Agonzo!

Agonzo: please Trikkiboy please keep me around please...

Trikkiboy: I have no choice now go! GO!

Agonzo left with sqwidward

Trikkiboy: come guys let’s get this soul catcher.

2epicworlds whispered to Mariofan

2epicworlds: do you think Trikkiboy to that to far

Mariofan: of course but let’s not risk our account saving Agonzo.

Endless: but we got to do something

Mariofan: your right. Let’s talk about this at a better time Trikkiboy might hear us.

2epicworlds: ok let’s do that

1 hour later the shadow was back and still had a black hoodie on

???: you will never catch me!

The Pearson runs away but Trikkiboy threw a tracker on the Pearson’s leg

Trikkiboy: now we will know where he will run of too

Later that day Trikkiboy was looking at his phone to see where the shadow was. Then Trikkiboy saw his battery’s were at 5% so he went to get the charger and saw a note

Heh heh I accidentally dropped this and the other 5 chargers and they broke sorry from Agonzo

Trikkiboy: oh my fucking god Agonzo did it again for 3rd time this week

Trikkiboy Knew what to do

Trikkiboy: guys, were finding this shadow

Woody: CHEEEEWWWW WEEEEE BOOOOOOOOI another hunting adventure

2epicworlds: noooo

Endless: my legs want to die

Internetproblem: I need to get out of my misery

Goodman: YOU BETTER PAY YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT TRIKKIBOY!

Chapter 7
After 5 hours the wiki members find the shadow

???: oh no!

The shadow runs away

Endless: noooooo

Trikkiboy: ok we need a plan. Everyone come over here.

Trikkiboy tells everyone the plan. 2 hours later the shadow is back

???: nooooo

The Shadow runs away but endless comes and kicks the soul catcher in the face and pinns the shadow down.

Culdee: ok, who is this shadow

Culdee takes the hood off

2epicworlds: Black yoshi?

Black yoshi: oh no!

Trikkiboy: why are you catching souls?

Black yoshi: I only did to get to Agonzo

Rh: why?

Black yoshi: because he stole my call of dutes

Trikkiboy: omg

Jeffy: fuck!

2epicworlds: well.....

Black yoshi: now let me go!

Endless: no

Black yoshi: get off!

Endless: no! It’s very comfortable

2epicworlds: what should we do Trikkiboy?

Trikkiboy: turn him in to the police

Then black yoshi kicks endless in the balls and fights the others

Endless: OWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK!

Black yoshi: time to fight folks!

After 10 minutes it was him and Trikkiboy left

Trikkiboy: stop this at once!

Black yoshi: no folk!

Then black yoshi punches so hard it knocked Trikkiboy out

Black yoshi: time to catch so souls folk!

Black yoshi was going to get Trikkiboy’s soul

???: not today!

Black yoshi: huh

Then black yoshi gets hit with a crowbar and falls to the ground

Cop: nicely done Agonzo!

Agonzo: thanks!

It was Agonzo and he saved the day

Trikkiboy: wow! That was amazing!

2epicworlds: and most importantly: you saved our lives

Endless: but my balls still hurt OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOD

Trikkiboy: you are unblocked from the wiki house for saving our lives!

Everyone: yaaaaaaaaaay!

Sqwidward: awwwww

As everything went back to normal

Goodman (on tv): Breaking news m’kay Agonzo saved everyone and my elephant asshole suit m’kay. The soul catcher is black yoshi and is going to life in prison m’kay

The end