SML Stories Issue 3

SML Stories Issue 3 is an issue of SML Stories. Credit to wikia user 15sturmelle, with minor edits from MamaLuigi22.

The Story:

 * Bowser Junior
 * "Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee! There's someone at the door!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "I'm coming, i'm coming."
 * (opens door)
 * "Oh my god. No, no, no. I am not inviting this kid in!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "Why?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Because you'll just whine and scream like Junior does!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "Why?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Oh my god! I already told you why!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "Want to see my pencil?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What? No!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "Please let me in."
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "No!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "Let me in."
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "No!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "Let me in!"
 * (hits head on side of door frame until Chef Pee Pee eventually complies with his demand)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * (gets mad, but holds in his urge to yell and calms down)
 * "Fine. Fine. I'll let you in if you don't stick your pencil up your nose."
 * (inside)
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Can he live here forever Chef Pee Pee?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What? No! He's a guest, not a family member."
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "But why Chef Pee Pee?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Because I said so Junior. Now why don't you two go play until dinner is ready?"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Okay. Let's go Jeffy."
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Finally. I can get going on cooking their dinner without any interruptions."
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What do you want Junior?"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Jeffy shoved his pencil up my nose!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "He did? Well then why didn't you tell him no?"
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Because i thought you wouldn't get upset if i told you that."
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Just take me to where he is."
 * Bowser Junior:
 * "Okay. Chef Pee Pee. We were playing trains and he stuck his pencil in his nose."
 * Jeffy:
 * "I can't find my pencil."
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Oh gee i wonder why. Maybe it's because it's in your NOSE! You are a very bad boy!"
 * Jeffy:
 * "I'm a bad boy?"
 * (hits head against wall)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy. Hitting your head on the wall makes things worse. What i meant to say is you're a good boy."
 * Jeffy:
 * "I am?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * (groans)
 * "Yes."

Characters:

 * Bowser Junior
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * Jeffy