Jeffy's Sticker Chart!

"Jeffy's Sticker Chart" is a story that is written by ArthurFistMeme.

Transcript
Jeffy: Uh! Uh!

Jeffy beats his diaper, and poops his pants.

Jeffy: Uh-oh daddy. Someone pooped my pants.

Mario: Jeffy, that was you!

Jeffy: No, daddy. I swear it wasn't me.

Mario: Jeffy, it was you!

Jeffy: Daddy, I'm hungry.

Mario: *sigh* I'll get you something to eat. Just go to the table.

Jeffy: It better not be green beans.

Jeffy is seen sitting at the table, while Mario brings him a plate of green beans.

Mario: Alright, Jeffy. I got you some green beans.

Jeffy grabs the plate and throws it.

Jeffy: I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!!!

Mario: JEFFY!!! Ooh, you're such a nuisance!

Jeffy: Fuck you, daddy! I don't wanna eat green beans!

Mario: Hold on... Jeffy, do you like to have fun?

Jeffy: Uh, yeah!

Mario: Well, what if I told you that you can earn things just for behaving?

Jeffy: I can earn things just for behaving?

Mario: Yeah, I bought this sticker chart like a few days ago. It's gonna be fun.

Jeffy: *gasp* A sticker chart?

Mario: Yep.

Jeffy: I guess I'll behave, daddy.

Mario: Alright, if I give you a plate of green beans, will you flip the plate?

Jeffy: Maybe...

Mario: *sigh* I'll be back...

Mario gives Jeffy another plate of green beans.

Mario: Here you go, Jeffy.

Jeffy begins to quiver.

Mario: Jeffy... Remember, the sticker chart.

Jeffy *sigh* Fine, I'll eat my green beans, daddy.

Jeffy eats his green beans, but whines about eating them at the same time.

Jeffy: Daddy... I'm done... I. Hate. Green. Beans! Bleh!

Mario: Alright, Jeffy. You just earned a sticker. See?

Jeffy: Yeah, daddy.

Mario: If you fill in all of these squares with the stickers, you can earn your prize. Cool, right?

Jeffy: Wow! That sounds pretty cool, daddy.

Mario: Alright, Jeffy. You have to go to bed now. You have school tomorrow.

Jeffy: Ok, daddy. Good night.

Mario: This might turn out pretty well.

Then Mario uses a baby monitor on Jeffy to see if he falls asleep.

Mario: He might earn another sticker. He's not beating his diaper, he's not screaming about any monsters.

[Meanwhile...]

Mario: Wow, it's already morning time, and Jeffy's getting up, getting ready for school.

Jeffy goes to Mario.

Jeffy: Hey, daddy. I'm ready for school.

Mario: Hold on...

Mario tapes a camera onto Jeffy's helmet.

Jeffy: What was that, daddy?

Mario: It's a camera, Jeffy.

The scene cuts to Jackie Chu teaching the class about egg rolls.

Jackie Chu: Remember, egg rolls are yum yum!

Bully Bill: Hey, retard! How are ya? Retarded?

Jeffy turns around.

Jeffy: You know, you should watch the way you talk to me, or I will tell the teacher on you.

Bully Bill: Oh! Is that a camera on your helmet? Retard!

Jeffy: Teacher, this guy behind me won't stop being mean to me.

Jackie Chu: Hey you, be quiet!

Bully Bill: Sorry, teacher.

The scene cuts to Mario on the couch.

Mario: I saw that Jeffy was acting very good at school. He's getting another star.

Jeffy: Hey, daddy.

Mario: Jeffy! You just earned yourself another star!

Jeffy: Great!

Then there are many scenes of Jeffy doing good things (e.g. Jeffy washing the dishes properly while Mario watches him, Jeffy dusting the furniture with Mario watching him, etc.)

Mario: Wow, Jeffy. You did great! And you reached your limit! You know what this means?

Jeffy: I get a prize?

Mario: You guessed it, Jeffy!

Jeffy: What is it, daddy?

Mario: I got you Big Chungus for the PlayStation 4.

Jeffy: Wow, that's hot.

Mario: What the fu--?

Fin.