Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-30571467-20190519035337

Fire and Ice:

Meanwhile, at a forest...

Fireman and Cop 5 are seen near trees exhausted from running.

Fireman: (Gasps for breath) Good thing... we got away... from that Patrick Star rip-off! (Continues to gasp)

Cop 5: Yeah. I hope we never have another encounter with him! I really gotta get back to the "Troll Enclosure II"!

Fireman: And I gotta find a new villain to work for since the TEII doesn't have any prisoners anymore.

Suddenly, a horrifying burp noise is heard.

Cop 5: Dafuq?

A lamp comes flying by to Fireman.

Fireman: HOLY M--

It hits Fireman in the face alerting Cop 5.

Cop 5: FIREMAN!! Are you ok?!

Fireman: No! My nose is bleeding! I am in deep pain!

The lamp falls off and out comes Miles the Genie.

Miles: AGH!!! PATHETIC FIRESTAR AND ICE MAN!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM!

Cop 5: Miles? You're back!

Miles: Cop 5? Fireman?

Fireman: Hey... your lamp hit me in the face!

Miles: Oof... sorry about that...

Cop 5: It's ok! Anyways, what are you doing here?

Miles: I wanna kill Firestar and Ice Man for betraying us! What happened to the Robotic Cat?

Fireman: Those f*****s killed my boy...

Cop 5: I saw that too while I was running around panicked.

Miles: WHAAAT?! Ooooooooo... I can't believe it... we need revenge on Firestar and Ice Man. It is their fault for having us get lost in the forest!

Cop 5: I agree!

Fireman: Yep! But how?

Suddenly, a figure in the sky is seen falling down.

Miles: Uhhhhh...

Cop 5: What is that...?

The figure perfectly lands on it's legs without breaking them. It looks at Fireman, Cop 5 and Miles. The person had two large blades, an elongated helmet and yellow and black armour.

???: Howdy peasants

Cop 5: PEASANTS?! Do we look like farmers?!

???: Not really. I just like to blurt out stuff.

Fireman: That explains it.

Miles: Who the heck are you? Why do you have a long neck?!

???: That is just how my helmet was designed. I am Oslim, the Deathless Bloodmage. I also hunt down people for rewards and bounty.

Cop 5: Cool! Nice to meet you Oslim!

Fireman: How do you do?

Oslim: Good. I just go around random places and to random people who need me for assassinations ever since the death of Galath A.K.A. "The Worker of Secrets".

Miles: Assassination?

Fireman: I don't how Galath is... but uhhh...

Cop 5 gets an idea and smiles evilly.

Cop 5: Hmmmm... I think we might need you!

Oslim: You do? For what?

Cop 5: Hold on a sec.

He whispers into Miles and Fireman's ears.

Fireman: PERFECT!!

Miles: Brilliant idea!

Cop 5: Anyways...

Fireman: Have you ever heard about "Firestar" and "Ice Man" before?

Oslim: I actually have. I did read The Firestar Arc! before in my secret place.

Miles: Great!

Cop 5: Well, Firestar and Ice Man betrayed us by redeeming themselves. They even destroyed the Death Star/Fire Star/Cat Star. You can call it whatever you'd like. The first one was how it was originally called.

Miles: They even destroyed The Robotic Cat!

Fireman: We want revenge on them. Maybe you can go to the Pensacola City and hunt them down!

Oslim: And what is it for me?

Fireman: Maybe a reward?

Oslim: What reward?

Cop 5: Well uhhhhh...

Miles: I have an idea! Whatever you'd like! Because since I am a genie, I can grant wishes! I can give you whatever you'd like!

Oslim: Hmmm... sounds great! I do have something I'd always wished for: my original body. It's a deal.

Fireman: Thanks Oslim!

Oslim then jumps off to Pensacola.

Cop 5: How can he jump so high??

Miles: Dunno...

Back at Pensacola.

Firestar and Ice Man are seen at Durr Burger eating.

Ice Man: Hey Firestar, after we are finished eating, wanna go to uhhh...

Firestar: Go on!

Ice Man: Never mind! Wanna go hang out after we are finished eating?

Firestar: Sure!

Oslim is seen stalking them from a window.

Oslim: My task is soon to begin.

Ice Man feels suspicious and Oslim ducks from the window before he can be caught.

Firestar: Something wrong?

Ice Man: Thought I saw something... meh. Must be nothing. Let's go hang out!

Firestar: Ok!

The two leave the Durr Burger. Oslim jumps in the roof of the Durr Burger and sets his sights on Ice Man and Firestar.

Oslim: Ahhhh, good. Those three will reward me WELL for the corpses of Angela and Ice Man!

Frida: GET THE HELL DOWN FROM THERE!!

Oslim: Huh?

Frida shoots a laser at Oslim's chest causing him to hold himself with one of his hands in pain.

Oslim: ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Angered, he takes a big jump and closes up on Frida.

Frida: Oops... I AM OUTTA HERE!

She runs off.

Oslim: Run away you pathetic goggled coward.

He looks behind him and takes a high jump.

Vandal Buster: Part II:

Heckle and Jeckle are seen in their tree playing "Go Fish".

Jeckle: This is pretty great, isn't it Heckle my friend?

Heckle: Sure is!

Jeckle places down a card.

Heckle: Mmmm... (He looks at his cards in shock) go fish!

Jeckle: Uhh...

Jeckle looks behind him through a mirror only to find out Heckle is cheating. He sees the same card he placed down before.

Jeckle: Heckle my friend...

Heckle: Yes chum?

Jeckle: You cheated!

Heckle: What?? No I didn't!

Jeckle: Yes you did... I saw your cards through a mirror.

Heckle: Hey! You cheated! You are not supposed to look at my cards!

Jeckle: I can if I feel suspicious!

Heckle: No! You are supposed to mind your own business! (Sigh) Oh, and a question...

Jeckle: Just one...

Heckle: How are we playing "Go Fish" when we are just birds?

Jeckle: NOOOO!!!!

Suddenly, the cards then disappear.

Jeckle: ...

Heckle: Oh...

Jeckle: You had to blabber out your big beak my friend... now we have nothing to entertain ourselves with!

Heckle: Well, let's go out for a fly!

Jeckle: Sounds great! Still mad about the cheat and provoking psychics though...

The two fly out of the hole and into the forest.

Heckle: Ahhhh... nothing like some fresh air!

Jeckle: Agreed old wooden head!

The two then stop for a landing.

Heckle: Boy! Am I happy! Can't wait to eat some apples!

Jeckle: I do too my old wooden hea-- ...

Heckle: Umm, Jeckle?

Jeckle: ...

Heckle: What's wrong pal?

Jeckle: I don't think we'll be eating apples anytime soon...

Heckle: And how's that?

Jeckle: ... Look...

It shows a horrifying scene where Sunny's dead body is seen.

Heckle: OH MY GOD!!!! I THINK I AM GONNA BE SICK!!! (Holds his mouth with a green face and runs off to puke)

While Heckle is puking, Jeckle is seen terrified at Sunny's corpse.

Jeckle: Wait a minute... IS THAT SUNNY?!

He quickly runs to the corpse.

Jeckle: SUNNY?! OH MY GOD!!! JESUS LOVING CHRIST!!! WHO THE DEVIL DID THIS?!?!

Heckle comes back with some green in his mouth.

Heckle: Wait... is this the flower girl we met a month ago?!

Jeckle: YES!!

Heckle: WHAT?! Holy Lord Almighty! What happened to her?!

Jeckle: Someone cut her heart out and just ran off! She's been murdered!!

Heckle: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD--

Jeckle: Calm it...

Heckle: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD--

Jeckle: CALM IT.

Heckle: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD--

Jeckle: CALM IT!!!!!!! HECKLE, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

Heckle: Sorry! I just got too scared!!

Jeckle: I know. But we need to tell somebody about this! Poor Sunny's been killed!

Heckle: How are we gonna save her??

Jeckle: Maybe we can revive her?

Heckle: Yeah... we should notify Parappa about this!

Jeckle: Who's that?

Heckle: He is a dog I met at the bar a few days ago. Maybe he can help us! We might also be able to find the bastard who killed her!

Jeckle: Good thinking my friend. It is perfect!

Heckle: Come on then! Let's go do it the Heckle and Jeckle way!

Jeckle: I agree my good old wooden head!

The two fly off with Sunny's dead body. 