Goodbye Jeffy/Transcript

Mario: (angry) Jeeffffyyyy!!

(Jeffy looks up at Mario on the roof.)

Mario: Bring that ladder back to me right now!

(Jeffy angrily threw the ladder.)

Jeffy: No!

Mario: I AM REALLY MAD AT YOU, JEFFY! You are going to stay in your room, and you are going to think about what you done right now!

Jeffy: Never! You’re not the boss of me!

Mario: Yes i am, Jeffy. I am SO the boss of you!

Jeffy:

Mario: It may be a free country, but as long as you’re living under MY roof, you live by MY rules!

Jeffy:

‘’Mario’’: Don’t you dare talk back to me like that, Jeffy! You will do whatever i say, whenever i say!

(Jeffy scoffs, then he walks inside.)

Mario: What are you doing? I AM TALKING TO YOU, JEFFY!

(Jeffy walks outside and has Mario’s hat Cappy, then he’s about to rip it apart.)

Mario: Do not rip apart Cappy! Jeffy, i swear! IF YOU RIP APART CAPPY I’M GONNA KILL YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME!

Jeffy: I don’t care! I made you your new hat and now i’m gonna (bleep) rip it apart!

Mario: JEFFY!! JEFFY!!

(Mario falls out of the roof and got hurt.)

Jeffy: HA! That’s what you get, daddy!

(Mario slowly got up and is really ticked off.)

Mario: GRRRR!!!

Jeffy: What.

(The scene cuts to the living room, Mario angrily grabs Jeffy by his ear and threw him in the couch.)

Jeffy: Ow! Daddy, what was that for?!

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Jeffy: Please don’t make me stay in my room closet, it’s too scary!

Mario: WELL YOU DESERVE IT! YOU’VE BEEN RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE LONG ENOUGH!

(Mario slams the room closet door shut, then he locks it.)

Jeffy: Daddy! Get me out of here! I promise i’ll be a good boy!

Mario: Never! You broke your promise so many times and i’m not gonna let you do it again!

Jeffy: (frightened) But it’s so dark and scary!

‘’Mario’’: I don’t care! You are gonna stay in your room closet until the end of time! And i swear if see you leaving your room closet even once, i will _______!! YOU GOT THAT!!

Jeffy: (in a sad tone) Yes, Daddy.

Mario: Good!

(Mario walks out of his room.)

(The scene cuts to the living room again, Mario sits on the couch.)

Mario: Pph! So what if i’m being too hard on Jeffy. He deserved it after all the swearing rampages, the screaming and the horrible things he did like throwing the TV and the boombox at the lake.

(Mario is feeling calm now.)

Mario: Jeffy will never have to do anything bad if he’s locked in his room closet. Now to relax and watch some TV.

Jeffy: (offscreen) Daaadddddddyy!!! Can i come out now!

Mario: (To himself) Just ignore him, Mario. He’ll try to ruin your life again, but don’t worry, he’s not ruin your life if he’s locked in his room closet for the rest of his life.

Jeffy: It’s scary in here!

Mario: Just ignore him!

Jeffy: I’m learning my lesson, daddy! Can i come out now?

(Mario quickly got off the couch.)

Mario: I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!

(Mario rushes into Jeffy’s room and unlock his room closet.)

Mario: JEFFY, THAT’S ENOUGH!!

Jeffy: Thank you, daddy. I promise i will-

Mario: No! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO HEAR FROM YOUR SCREAMING!! (in a sinister tone) If you’re not gonna learn to shut up, then i’m gonna have to make you learn!

(Mario holds duct tape on his hand.)

Jeffy: (Really sad) Come on, daddy. I’ve learned my lesson. Please give me a chance.

Mario: No more chances!

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Goodman: Breaking news, m’kay! We just received word that Mario, the mascot for Nintendo and the star of his video games, has been accused of violence and locked that boy Jeffy in his room closet and duct-taping him. We have footage of him and Chef Pee Pee, making up some silly story about his son Jeffy being truly evil.

(The scene cuts to Mario and Chef Pee Pee.)

Mario: I am trying to tell you what happened! You see, Jeffy threw the boombox in the lake so i grounded him forever, but he tricked me into climbing up on the roof and i fell and got hurt! So i decided to ground him the hard way and lock him up in his room closet for eternity, but when Rosalina got a call from Chef Pee Pee, i realize that Jeffy is planning to trick Chef Pee Pee by pretending to be dead so he can fool him and get me arrested!

Chef Pee Pee: He wasn’t pretending to be dead, Mario! He just died due to _______ and you know it!

‘’Mario’’: Listen to me, Chef Pee Pee! Jeffy may be really stupid, but deep down inside, he’s really evil! He deserved to be locked in his room closet! You have to believe me, he’s evil!

Chef Pee Pee: DO YOU THINK I’M THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE THAT?!?!

Mario: What?

Chef Pee Pee: Come with me, you idiot!

Mario: No, you don’t understand! He’s evil! He's just trying to ruin my life!

(We then cut to Bowser in his bedroom.)

Bowser: (Happy) Oh-ho-ho, man! Best Day Ever! Chef Pee Pee, i’m so proud of you!

(The video ends.)