Goku and junior stupid dumb adventures Season one Episode one: consider yourself, retarded part one

Warning: Rated 17+ for swearing, blood, and a number of other things.

Eminem the real slim shady plays for the rap theme

Mario: may i have your attention please? may i have your attention please? will the real dat nigga please come up here? i repeat. will the real dat nigga please come up here?

Goku walks up to them making mario confused

Goku:(singing)ya'll act like you've never seen a kid rapper before, eyes on the floor, like you sisters bein a whore, yo dudes thoughts'll be worse than before, yo momma's so ugly that we said-

Junior: whoa.

Goku:(singing)oh wait dudes, hold up. did he just say, what i think he just said? and then ken said, nothin you hoes, ken was born dead, he's under cody's bed. people see me walkin sayin, let's do the sex, and they say i'm sick of dat nigga, look at him cockin his you know what at the you know who, yeah but he's so badass though, yeah dudes i'm probably a little twisted. but it's no worse than what that prostitute did. sometimes i just wanna kick back and drink coke, but can't, cause my friends are dumber than a dead moose. well except for junior. well except for junior. but just barely cause i gave his mom a tumor. this is no show for little kids, don't expect them to know what a vagina is. of course they don't know it, but by the time they're double digit, they got south park don't they? we ain't no mammals, well, some of us cannibals, i eat dudes guts like an antelope.(slurp sound)but if we can hold guns and swords, then why can't we punch any of the whores? and if you think that i've got the antidote, then you must be dumb cause i'm your dads only hope. cause i'm dat nigga yes i'm the real nigga all you other dat nigga's are just bein f#cka's, so won't the real dat nigga please come up, please come up, please come up? yeah i'm dat nigga yes i'm the real nigga all you other dat nigga's are just bein f#cka's, so won't the real dat nigga please come up, please come up, please come up?

Goku walks off and the theme song ends

Scene cuts to goku and junior lying down on junior's bed

More content coming soon. i'm going to wait until i get more ideas in my head. until then, enjoy the theme song of this adventure comedy series that yes, is indeed a rap theme. peace out dudes! also, dat nigga is goku's rap name.