Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-30571467-20190226014656/@comment-30571467-20190226032917

CuldeeFell13 wrote: MarioFan2009 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote:

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MarioFan2009 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote: Darth Vader: I need to use the bathroom!

(Suddenly someone comes in and pulls away firestar's body) AsphaltianOof: Hahahahaha!

He closes up on I.M Meen.

AsphaltianOof: Well well well... Mr. "Prime Minister". You PURPOSELY caused disaster DID you huh? I.M Meen: Yes I did! Now do not touch me with that thing or you will get it!

Dan: I think he is speaking something! AsphaltianOof: Well then. (He walks up to Badman) You where the one attempting to kill Mario and Sunny Funny huh? Badman: F*CK YOU PINKY! DO YOUR WORST! I DONT WANNA BE IN THIS F**KING WORLD! AsphaltianOof: Mr. Chainsaw has granted your wish... (He cuts Badman into two pieces with the Saw) Who's next? Mmmm... I love the smell of gold! (He looks at Rh 3.0) So, a revived one aye? RH 3.0: Heh! Your looking at him!

(Someone then comes in and takes away Badman's body) AsphaltianOof: Guess I outta start off with your limbs! (He cuts off both of his arms) RH 3.0: Well! I wouldn't have neaded those since you tied me up!

AsphaltianOof: Okay! F*ck it! I cant seam to make you upset! NEXT PERSON! He walks up to Boko.

AsphaltianOof: Mm hmmm... Mischief alright! Guess we will fix that! (He cuts off his ears) Boko: AGH!

(Bugs then comes in)

Bugs: Hey! Just because he done something bad doesn't mean you should kill him! Hes only a child!

AsphaltianOof: F*CK OFF!

(Asp then decapitates bugs)

Boko: WHAT THE F**K!

Dan: What is wrong with him?! MarioFan2009: CUUUUUTTTT!!!

AsphaltianOof: What's wrong?

MarioFan2009: You weren't supposed to kill Bugs! He was a good-doer!

AsphaltianOof: Oh shit!! Sorry about that! I got too excited!

MarioFan2009: That's ok. Be careful next time.

AsphaltianOof: Sorry about that one... anyways... (He cuts off Boko's limbs) (Boko then starts turning red)

Boko: YOU BETTER STOP NOW!

AsphaltianOof: Nope!

(Boko then turns red and rips out of the ropes)

AsphaltianOof: What the-

(Boko then punches Asp)

Boko: If you dont want me to cause no more trouble! Then I will stop! I AM SICK OF ALL OF YOU!

(Boko runs away furious) AsphaltianOof throws his chainsaw at Boko's head killing him.

AsphaltianOof: Can't let anyone escape! (He pulls the chainsaw out of Boko's bloody body) and as an apology... (He gives Bugs Bunny a 1Up reviving him)

Bugs Bunny: Where am I??

AsphaltianOof: Scram Buzzard, I almost caused problems up here.

Bugs Bunny: Ok?

He leaves.

AsphaltianOof: And for the rest of you all, I'm gonna deal with you fair and square! No more talking and stalling!

He is seen dismembering Darth Vader and and unattaching Rh 3.0's head with a wrench. I.M Meen: You know what! I am so tired of watching this guy murder people!

(I.M Meen then turns into a wolf)

AsphaltianOof: What the fu-

(I.M Meen then pushes AsphaltianOof out a window. He then turns back to normal)

I.M Meen: Yeah sorry! I was just done! I.M Meen's head then gets chopped off by AsphaltianOof's chainsaw.

AsphaltianOof then continues murdering the rest and dismembering them badly and playing with their corpses.

AsphaltianOof: Blood is such sweet juice! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!