Jeffy's Addiction

"Jeffy's Addiction" is a 2019 MarioFan2009 story. Jeffy is bored so he goes to the kitchen to get a drink. He finds something that's makes him crazy.

Script


WARNING: This story may have some violence and swearing.

It starts off with Jeffy and Mario in the living room.

Jeffy: Uh, uh.

Mario: Jeffy stop it.

Jeffy: Uh.

Mario: Jeffy! Stop it.

Jeffy: Well daddy I'm bored!

Mario: Just go play with your toys or something.

Jeffy: Alright daddy...

Jeffy leaves the room.

Mario: I guess I will watch TV.

The news then comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A pepsi factory just opened today and is up for business. They will be selling off products of pepsi soon. More updates will come soon.

Mario: Huh, a pepsi factory? Seems good...

Jeffy is seen downstairs.

Jeffy: I am so bored! I don't even know what to do today! I guess I will get me a drink.

He goes to the refrigerator and opens it up.

Jeffy: Oh goody! Pepsi! I wonder what it tastes like.

He opens up the can and drinks it.

Jeffy: WwwwwwwwwWOW!! This tastes great! I gotta have more!!

He goes through the refrigerator and drinks a lot of cans of pepsi.

The mouse is seen peeking from his hole.

Mouse: (Breaks the fourth wall) Now what do you think is up with him?

Jeffy is seen drinking a ton of cans apparently addicted.

High: You know Grodo, I think I have seen everything now...

Grodo: He must be nuts...

12 minutes later...

Jeffy is seen all hyped.

Jeffy: OH BOY THIS WAS GOOD I CAN DO EVERYTHING!!

He runs into the living room and makes a huge mess.

Jeffy: YIPEEE!! YEEEEEE!!!

He is seen running in circles.

High And Grodo see this and they get very dizzy.

Jeffy runs outside of the house and bumps into a fence.

Jeffy: Grrrrrr stupid fence! (He breaks part of the fence and starts biting on it)

Sunny Funny is seen from a distance looking at the chaos.

Sunny Funny: What is up with that kid? I guess I will confront him.

Jeffy is seen stomping on the plank of the fence and grabs it again and swings it around.

Sunny Funny: Hey are y-- (She gets hit in the face)

Sunny Funny now has a red mark on her face.

Sunny Funny: Ouch! Ugh! Guess I will have to get him the hard way!

Jeffy is seen breaking the plank and Sunny Funny comes over with a hammer in her hands.

Sunny Funny then knocks Jeffy on the head hard that his helmet is half broken.

She grabs Jeffy and goes to the house.

A doorbell ring is heard.

Mario: Wh- Now who could that be?

He opens the door to see Sunny Funny holding Jeffy.

Sunny Funny: Does this belong to you? (She kicks Jeffy only for him to slide into the house) Control your kid sir!

She closes the door with a slam.

Mario: What the heck?! Jeffy?! What did you do?!

Jeffy: Ohhhhh daddy... I don't feel so good...

Mario: Jeffy what happened?!

Jeffy: I don't daddy... I was having fun and then BOOM! I get tired!

Mario: Whatever Jeffy! Just be more careful!

Jeffy: Ok daddy...

Jeffy goes to the living room to find a news paper about a pepsi factory.

Jeffy: What's this?

He reads the newspaper.

Jeffy: A pepsi factory?! Oh boy! This is gonna be fun!

He goes outside again to see the pepsi factory near the house.

Jeffy: Looks like I don't need my bicycle!

He runs all the way to the factory is seen with a huge smile on his face.

Jeffy: Pepsi! It's all mine! I can't wait!

He runs inside and a noise is not heard for 6 seconds.

A guard that looks like a teletubby (Tinky-Winky) kicks him out.

Tiny-Windy Guard: Tubby custard! (And stay out!)

Jeffy: Grrrrrr! I will show him! That is not the last of me!

Invertosis is seen passing by.

Invertosis: Hey kid. Gotta a problem?

Jeffy: Yes mister! That guy kicked me out of the pepsi factory!

Invertosis: Hmmmm... I think I have a plan to you get in. But you have to make a deal.

Jeffy: What is that?

Invertosis: You will need to pay me 5 bucks.

Jeffy: Make it ten! (He gets 10 bucks and gives it to Invertosis)

Invertosis: Great! Now here is the plan. (Whispers in Jeffy's ear)

Jeffy: Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh...

It fades out and goes to the next scene.

Invertosis: Alright, you know the plan. I will toss you in the window and I will come in the other way.

Jeffy: Ok then! I am ready!

Invertosis: Alright, 3,2,1! (He throws Jeffy but however, Jeffy hits a brick instead) (Sigh) He is such a buzzard...

It cuts to them in the factory.

Invertosis: Ok, the machines should be here anywhere...

Jeffy: Ok!

They sneak around to find the machines.

Invertosis: There they are! Alright, now we hack them and get it to the getaway van.

Jeffy: Alright mister blue guy.

Invertosis: Call me Invertosis.

Jeffy: Ok.

They hack the machines and get them to the window where the van is.

Invertosis: Now we wait until our van is full.

Jeffy: Ok!

Suddenly the light opens and the teletubbies along with their boss Jeeves is seen.

Jeeves: Ah ha! Intruders! Get them now!

5 Teletubbies go to retrieve Jeffy and Invertosis.

Invertosis: Good thing I had brought bombs with me. Get ready to make a hasty getaway!

Jeffy: O-- Ok...

Invertosis: EAT THIS!

He throws the bomb and loud explosion occurs.

Invertosis: RUN NOW!

Jeffy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

They jumps out the window but Teletubby grabs Jeffy.

Jeffy: HELP!! HELP MEEEE!

Invertosis sees this and gets a pistol out.

Invertosis: Not today...

He shoots the Teletubby holding Jeffy.

Jeffy falls down and Invertosis grabs him and run to get getaway van.

He sets bombs all over the factory.

Invertosis: (Evil laughter) Goodbye!

He presses the button drives off.

A huge explosion occurs.

Jeeves is seen hit against a tree.

Jeeves: Owwww... my back...

Suddenly some Teletubbies fall on him.

Jeeves: AHHH! (Gets crushed)

It cuts to Invertosis driving and Jeffy wakes up.

Jeffy: Ahhhh what happened?

Invertosis: You'll be fine.

It cuts back to Mario.

The news comes on.

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! The pepsi factory was robbed and exploded today! Police are at the scene right now and trying to investigate what happened. More news develops...

Mario: WHA--- It exploded?! How?! It was built on the same day and exploded! Why?!

It shows Jeffy and Invertosis with the cans of pepsi in a bag.

Invertosis: Now this is some good stuff!

Jeffy: I can't wait to drink!

Invertosis: Oh no you don't! This stuff's mine!

Jeffy: Wh-- NO IT'S NOT! It's ours!!

Invertosis: Fat chance!

Invertosis takes the bag and runs off.

Jeffy: HEY YOU COME BACK HERE!!

Crashing noises are heard along with some punching.

It shows Jeffy holding the bag with his shirt half ripped and Invertosis' head having stars.

Jeffy: I may be a scared coward... but I am a greeeeedy little coward!!

It irises out on him.

--- THE END! A MarioFan2009 Story! ---

Trivia

 * The ending is taken from "Duckling The Devil" where Daffy Duck tricks Tazmanian Devil off to the zoo and later beating him up because he stole a buck from his money.