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(It starts off in a dark room. A TV is shown with static. Suddenly a bright yellow logo that says "The Banana Splits" are seen on the television while "The Tra La La Song" plays in the backround)

Announcer: Hannah Barbera studios presents, The Banana Splits! Starring Fleegle.

(It shows a beagle named Fleegle performing a card trick)

Announcer: Bingo!

(an orange gorrila with a yellow vest and black hair called Bingo is seen swinging from a vine only to face plant into a tree while audience laugh in the backround)

Announcer: Drooper!

(A lion with glasses named Drooper is seen driving a bright yellow Banana Buggy into a cop car and running off)

Announcer: Snorky!

(Snorky is seen on a stage performing with a keyboard. Suddenly the four see a door opening)

Announcer: And featuring... st-stee-stteevieeeeee-

(The tape glitches out. It then shows a news report by Mr. Goodman)

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Reports from the all famous taft studios have now been comfirmed. And we can report that the sights of the beloved soundstages for "The Banana Splits Show" replaced Joy and Laughter with mayhem and murder! The story so gruesome that it could have ripped from the pages of a hollywood horror film rather from the set of a beloved kid show! The Banana Split Show has entertained kids since 1968, when the world first met Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky. With their zany antics and their catchy theme song, The Banana Splits were an instant pop culture sensation. So how did that good nature entertainment, lead to a sound stage full of corpses? While the final death tool is yet to be determined, we can comfirm that the casualites included hundreds of studio audiences members, a long time producer of The Banana Split Show and at least one cheating husband! It seams the Banana Splits show was cancelled that day after decades of on air kids fun! And this fact, might have fueled the murderous spree!

(Goodman then gets a call)

Goodman: Hold on one second.

(Goodman brings the phone to his ear and gets a shocked face)

Goodman: HOLD ON! THIS JUST IN! PNN has recieved camera footage from the scene of the crime!

(It shows camera footage of Drooper bringing out a wheel chair that has a dead body with a lolipop shoved down his throat, and Fleegle setting the man on fire)

Goodman: Unthinkable. It appears that the murderers are the Banana Splits themselves! It seams these kid friendly animatronic robots have become bloodthirsty killing machines! Athourities are looking for The Banana Splits programmer known simply as "Karl" as a possible suspect! Even more shockingly, the athourities have yet to locate the Banana Splits! Anyone with the information of the wearabouts of Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper or Snorky, or the quartets bright yellow Banana Buggy, should contact this news station imediently! More on the story as it devellllllllooooppppppsssssssss-

(The tv then shuts off. The person watching it is revealed to be a person wearing a black owl costume)

???: Oh don't worry about that, i'm in good care of the splits. Now... it's time to continue the show. *laughs*

(The screen cuts to black) 