Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-33032843-20190804031125/@comment-34595515-20190804033827

DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: Rh390110478 wrote:

DarthSaiyan8697 wrote: You thought of any lines for part 2 of the alternate ending yet?

'''As Sun Wukong Mario pulls a piece of hair and shifts it into rope, he throws the rope at Coconut Fred's legs and then tied his entire body up. Coconut Dave attempts to free himself, but he can't due to the rope's magic. Later, Sun Wukong Mario lifts him up.'''

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Sun Wukong Mario: You underestimate the power of the Great Sage the Equal to Heaven, Coconut! Let Grandpa Mario bring you to Mount Flower-Fruit to see my friends and their children!

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Sun Wukong Mario puts Coconut Dave in his magical bag and flew away by doing a 100,000 li somersault (50,000km somersault in kilometers).

[Insert Spongebob's line]

[Insert Sunny's line]

[Insert Sandy's line]

[Insert Crystal's line]

[Insert Detective Pikachu's line]

[Insert Azaz's line]

[Insert AsphaltianOof's line]

'''Meanwhile, at Mount Flower-Fruit, a place in Sun Wukong Mario's Universe. A Chimchar sees Sun Wukong Mario is coming back to Mount Flower-Fruit.'''

Chimchar Kid: Hey everybody, look! Our king is coming back!

A Panpour: Wait, he's back?!

A Pansear: He is?!

Bunch of Monkeys and Monkey Pokemon, consisting of Ukikis, Chimchars, Pansages, Panpours, Pansears, Simipours, Simisear, Simisages, and Monfernos, are cheering when Sun Wukong Mario is coming back.

Sun Wukong Mario: Everyone! I just came back from my counterpart's universe and got this giant coconut with me!

Sun Wukong releases Coconut Fred, who is still tied up, from his bag.

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

A Pansage: That's one large Coconut.

A Monferno: I know! It looks tasty to me!

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Chimchar Kid: Hey King! What should we do with that giant coconut?

Sun Wukong Mario: Bring tools like hammers and axes, so we can drink its juice and eat it.

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

Sun Wukong Mario: Everyone, bring the tools so we can eat this coconut!

Bunch of monkeys and monkey pokemon cheer and brought axes and hammers as they hit Coconut Fred.

[Insert Coconut Fred's line]

The monkeys and monkey pokemon tear Coconut Fred apart bit by bit as they're drinking his juice and his flesh.

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert one of the monkeys' and monkey pokemon's lines]

[Insert Coconut Fred's last words]

After Coconut Fred is eaten by Sun Wukong Mario and his monkey minions, Sun Wukong Mario is holding a fragment of Coconut Fred and drinks his juice.

End

Hey Rh, do you think the ending is funny to you? Coconut Fred: HEY! LET ME GO!

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Coconut Fred: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS! LET ME GO-

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Spongebob: Who was that guy (Sun Wukong Mario)?

Sunny: I don't know. He keeps showing up at random.

Sandy: Reminds me of when some gorilla attacked me and Patrick and then ran off when asked how he breathed underwater.

Crystal: True.

Detective Pikachu: Well, whoever he was, I think we won't be seeing Coconut Fred again anytime soon.

Azaz: True!

AsphaltianOof: Well, that was fun! Who's for chinese?

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Coconut Fred: What the f***?! Where am I?!

Coconut Fred: I'm not tasty!

Coconut Fred: WHAT?!?!?!?!

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Coconut Fred: Please, mercy! I beg you-

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Monkey 1 and Monkey Pokemon 1: Yummy!

Monkey 2 and Monkey Pokemon 2: Tasty!

Monkey 3 and Monkey Pokemon 3: Delicioco!

Monkey 4 and Monkey Pokemon 4: This is so addictive!

Monkey 5 and Monkey Pokemon 5: Awesome!

Coconut Fred: PAIN!!! UNIMAGINABLE PAIN!!!

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Anyways, while Coconut Fred was a psychopath, being ripped apart by monkeys like Scar being eaten by hyenas kind of was a little too much.. I know. I wish you could make a humor of people wanting to eat Coconut Fred. True. It's that sometimes, if villains are deemed unredeemable, they deserve a karmic and well deserved death. Most of the time, other villains are just sent to jail or go into hiding and plan another attack.