The Thanksgiving Incident

The Thanksgiving Incident is a story by InternetProblem.

By the way, Happy Thanksgiving

Synopsis
Shrek has messed up the turkey on Thanksgiving, again

Script
Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god, the food looks very good this year!

Mario: Everything is done on time

Chef Pee Pee: Remember in 2014, we rushed around to get everything done on time?

Mario: Yeah it's done on time

Shrek: Can I have something?

Mario: When we get everyone here

Chef Pee Pee: DON'T EAT IT SHREK, I SPEND OVER 10 HOURS BAKING ALL OF THE THANKSGIVING FOOD!

Mario: Just don't eat anything while I get Rosalina

Chef Pee Pee: Wait Rosalina?

Mario: Yeah remember my wife, she hasn't been here in a long time.

Chef Pee Pee: SHE'S HASN'T BEEN FOR NEARLY THE WHOLE OF THE YEAR

Bowser: So what do you want again?

Margaret: I want Turkey, Mash Potatoes, Gravy, Green Beans, basically the traditional Thanksgiving dinner

Bowser: Okay I am gonna go down, I'm sure Chef Pee Pee is done with the food, he spended 10 hours now cooking the food, so it must be the best dinner ever

Mario: Now can I invite everyone?

Chef Pee Pee: Sure

Mario: Were just gonna go for a minute Shrek, don't eat anything

Shrek: What's that Mr. Turkey? you want me to eat you? but Donkey said no, I'm gonna live my life

Mario: Alright so Luigi & Rosalina will be here in 20 MINUTES?

Chef Pee Pee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shrek: Give me the coke

Mario: No, you ate the turkey

Chef Pee Pee: IT TOOK 40 MINUTES TO COOK

Mario: I'm sure Luigi has a spare Turkey which takes only 10 minutes to cook

Chef Pee Pee: Hopefully you're telling the truth

Jackie Chu: Happy Chinese New Year, who wants a Pineapple with Candy Cane?

Mario: It's not Chinese New Year, It's Thanksgiving

Chef Pee Pee: What about the pizza?

Mario: We don't have pizza on Thanksgiving

Chef Pee Pee: Remember 2015?

Mario: That looked disgusting

Bowser: I'm in the mood

Brooklyn T. Guy: Thank you for calling Long John's Pizza, we are open on Thanksgiving for some reason

Mario: Can I have the special Thanksgiving lovers stuffed crust pizza, I heard you've made it better then it was 4 years ago

Brooklyn T. Guy: Take out or Delivery?

Mario: Delivery

Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay so Cash or Credit?

Mario: Cash

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright

Mario: So how long will you be here?

Brooklyn T. Guy: About 20 minutes

Mario: Cool, cause my wife Rosalina & brother Luigi will come then

InternetProblem: What's going on here?

Chef Pee Pee: The Thanksgiving dinner is done, but Mario is ordering Pizza and Shrek ate the turkey so Luigi's getting another one

Jackie Chu: I believe in the Chinese and do the Chinese traditions but I will come to the party

Rh390110478: IT'S ME

CuldeeFell13: I'm here for the Thanksgiving dinner

Joseph: Who's ready? it's Football time

Mario: You can watch the Football while the dinner gets ready but you have to turn it off during the dinner

Joseph: I may miss the best momments

Mario: Highlights, duh

Joseph: Know what I will pause it when grace is said and the dinner

Luigi: I made it here, I had to go through a haunted hotel with 17 floors to get here

Rosalina: What's that you're holding?

Luigi: My brother Mario told me that Shrek ate the Turkey, so I got another Turkey which can be cooked in just 10 minutes

Rosalina: Okay let's knock on the door

InternetProblem: Somebody's at the door

Mario: I'm sure it's Luigi & Rosalina

Luigi: HEY BRO

Rosalina: Hey Mario, what's up?

Mario: Nothing much just waiting for the Pizza to come

Luigi: Here's the Turkey

Mario: IT HAS A PACIFIER!

Luigi: It hasn't learned how to speak yet

Mario: I don't care all the matters is that we have a Turkey

Rosalina: What? the door is ringing again?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Gobble gobble, thank you for ordering the Long John special Thanksgiving lovers stuffed pizza, we hope you will enjoy the pizza and we will also hope you will sign up for a gift card

Mario: I'm not interested

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, anyways that will be $9.50

Mario: Here you go

Brooklyn T. Guy: I hate working on Thanksgiving, so can I come in?

Mario: Sure

Chef Pee Pee: So the Pizza came?

Mario: Yeah and the "Turkey"

Chef Pee Pee: WAIT A SECOND WEEGEE, WHY IS THERE A PACIFIER ON THE TURKEY?

Luigi: It can't speak just yet

Chef Pee Pee: TURKEY'S DON'T SPEAK

Luigi: Fine I will take it off

Joseph: What is up dudes?

OKool1470: Nothing much

Mario: Okay Bowser, can you tie up Roaslina

Bowser: How will she eat?

Mario: I will feed her like she's a baby

Rosalina: You do know I'm behind you right

Tony: I'm here

Woody: CHEW WEE BOI!

Bowser Junior: OH MY GOD, EVERYONE'S HERE

Bowser: It's like everybody in every video

Bowser Junior: True

Bowser: Wait a minute Junior, why isn't Cody here

Bowser Junior: He has some Jewish thing to do

Brooklyn T. Guy: Thanks for inviting me to the dinner

Bowser: Okay everyone, shut up it's time for my mom to say grace

Luigi: Why can't someone else like InternetProblem or Mario do it?

Bowser: It's a tradition for my mother, she does it every year

Margaret: Everyone get ready to bow you're heads

Bowser: Alright

Margaret: I would like to thank god for the Turkey which used to have a pacifier, Thank you for the dinner Chef Pee Pee made us today, and thank you for the new Elton John movie, Rocketman

Brooklyn T. Guy: (quitely) Pretty good movie

Margaret: Also thank god for the animated Spider-Man movie, Into the Spider-Verse

Brooklyn T. Guy: (quitely) Also a good movie

Margaret: And thank god for the Dumbo remake

Brooklyn T. Guy: What?

Margaret: BOW YOU'RE HEAD

Brooklyn T. Guy: Sorry, jesus

Margaret: And thank god for the movie Isle of Dogs, also thank god for the special Thankgiving Pizza, and...

Luigi: When can we eat?

Margaret: BOW YOU'RE HEAD

Bowser: Quiet Weegee, she's saying grace

Margaret: Also thank god for making M&Ms, they are very tasty and one more thing oh yeah thank you for the creation of the Jurassic Park movie series, admit you all may eat

Woody: (sobs) Everyone gets to have a nice Thanksgiving, except for me becaue all the Shrimpo's ran away

Chef Pee Pee: Don't worry I got some from the store

Woody: IT'S A BIG THANKSGIVING MIRACLE!

Mr. Pig: Hi Woody, can I have a shrimpo

Woody: Fine

Mr. Pig: Thanks

Shrek: Hold up guys where is my cheesecake?

Chef Pee Pee: Calm down Shrek, I just had to get it out of the oven

Shrek: OH MY GOD CAN'T WAIT TO DIG IN

InternetProblem: Hey Shrek can I have a slice?

Shrek: Are you insane?

InternetProblem: Aww

OKool1470: It's the best part, where we get to eat, Thank god that Bowser's mom finally shut up

Tony: Is that poop?

CuldeeFell13: You are a insane kid

Tony: It looks like poop WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CuldeeFell13: I know it may sound gay but you should taste it

Tony: Alright

Bowser: Okay everyone, it's time to cut the Turkey

Mario: Alright

Rh390110478: I'm excited

Bowser: So who wants the first bite?

Black Yoshi: Like 5 years ago, can I have the breast?

Mario: Black Yoshi wants the breast

Bowser: Okay I will cut the breast

Logan: (voice only) And so Mario, Bowser and their friends had yet another wonderful Thanksgiving.