Me, Culdee and I!

Me, Culdee and I! is the 47th episode of Season One of CuldeeFell Shortz!

Script
SNYPOSIS - Culdee signs up to be a test subject for one of Finkleshitz's new experiment. After the experiment, a huge wave of different Culdee Clones appear and Culdee and the others try to find a way to get rid of them. There are also some sightings of an evil clone.

(It starts off with Culdee playing minecraft)

Culdee: This is really relaxing! I'm glad I decided to stop playing Fortnite!

(Suddenly a creeper explodes ending Culdee's game)

Culdee: ... AW MAN-

Take 2

Culdee: F***. Well I guess I can watch TV!

(Culdee floats all the way to his couch and turns the TV on)

Finkleshitz: Hello! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz! And today I have just completed my brand new machine called the Multiverse Clone-amatic! This machine can be able to bring different clones of people from all over the multiverse! But I hadn't tested it yet! So if any one of you want to risk your life- I mean test out the machine for yourself, then come over to Finkleshitz's Labrotory and test out my machine today for free!

Culdee: ... Well I got nothing better to do.

(Culdee zooms all the way to Finkleshitz's lab)

Culdee: Hello!

Finkleshitz: Damn you got here fast. Anyways, you here to test out my new machine!

Culdee: Yep. So what do I do first?

Finkleshitz: First you must enter this box right here1

(Culdee enters the box like thing. Finkleshitz closes the door)

Finkleshitz: Next I shall turn on the machine!

(Finkleshitz turns on the machine)

Finkleshitz: And after 3-5 seconds, it should be-

* ding*

Finkleshitz: Done!

(Finkleshitz opens the machine)

Finkleshitz: Well? How do you feel?

Culdee: Fine I guess. Though that machine made me a little sick to the stomach.

Culdee 2: Yeah that happened to me to.

Culdee: Weird.

(Culdee then gets a shocked face and turns around)

Culdee 2: Hello!

Culdee: WHO ARE YOU!?

Culdee: I'm you but from a few seconds ago!

(Culdee faints)

Culdee 2: Is he okay?

Finkleshitz: He should get up eventually.

(Culdee gets up)

Culdee: Why is there 2 of me?

Culdee 2: Hello!

(Another Culdee appears but is wearing MLG Glasses)

Swag Culdee: Sup!

Culdee: WHY ARE YOU WEARING GLASSES!?

Swag Culdee: Makes me feel cool bruh!

(Another Culdee appears but is wearing gloves)

Culdee 2: Oh hey! Nice gloves! Can I try them-

Germaphobe Culdee: EW! GROSS! COOTIES!

(Another Culdee appears but he's pink)

Pink Culdee: Hello!

Culdee: What is going on!?

(Another Culdee appears but is in the style of a 1930's cartoon)

1930's Culdee: Tally Ho Chaps!

Culdee: What the-

(Many different Culdees start appearing)

Culdee Clones: Hello!

Finkleshitz: God. I think this is too much.

Culdee: Uh you think smartass?

Finkleshitz: It's fine! I can fix this!

(Finkleshitz grabs a water spray)

Germaphobe Culdee: AHH WATER! COOTIES! GROSS!

Pink Culdee: Now now now gentlemen. There is no need for violence!

Swag Culdee: Yas just be chill bro.

South Park Culdee: Why do I exist?

Culdee: Finkleshitz, we need to get rid of these clones!

Emo Culdee: I want to die...

Cat Culdee: Please dont kill us Mr. Shitz!

Finkleshitz: I won't kill you. I'll just come up with another way to be able to bring you all back to your home dimensions. It will take some time though!

Culdee: Very well then.

(Culdee's watch beeps)

Culdee: OH S***! I'M LATE FOR WORK!

Swag Culdee: Lets go explore the city boys!

(All the Culdee clones leave)

Finkleshitz: Be back by the end of the day! Alright now to make a multiverse portal.

(Finkleshitz walks off. Suddenly another Culdee comes out of the machine but he has red eyes)

???: *chuckles evily*

(It then cuts to SML Wiki Headquarters)

Trikki: Where is Culdee! He's 1 minute late!

(Culdee breaks down the door)

Culdee: Sorry gents! Am I late for the party?

Trikki: Culdee. Your 60 seconds late! What is your excuse this time?

Culdee: My legs wouldn't work.

(Trikki then face palms)

Trikki: *sigh* Just take a seat please?

(Culdee takes a seat)

Trikki: Anyways, lets get back on track! Alright so tonight we are going to talk about the lack of banners!

(Everybody looks at Culdee)

Culdee: You want something?

Trikki: Yes. We are having a lack of banners because you decide to spend most of the time PLAYING MINECRAFT!

Culdee: Look someone has to attend to the giant pumpkin farm okay!

MarioFan: Hey Trikki can I use the restroom real quick.

Trikki: Go ahead MF.

MarioFan: Thank you!

(MarioFan leaves. Culdee smiles)

Trikki: This doesn't mean we are done talking about the banners!

(Culdee frowns. It then switches to the Culdee clones outside)

Culdee 2: Man I really got to use the bathroom!

Nerd Culdee: If my calculations are correct, the bathroom is in that building right there!

(Nerd Culdee points to the SML Wiki Headquarters)

Culdee 2: Cool! Thanks Nerd Culdee!

Swag Culdee: OUT OF MY WAY! I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM!

(Swag Culdee runs past)

Pink Culdee: Me too!

(Pink Culdee runs past)

Culdee 2: Well i'll see you guys later!

(Culdee 2 leaves. It cuts to back inside the bathroom. MarioFan is seen washing his hands)

MarioFan: And done! Well time to head back to work!

(MarioFan leaves. Culdee 2 then comes in)

MarioFan: Hey Culdee!

Culdee 2: uhh. Hi MF!

MarioFan: Can't talk now! I got a job to do!

(MarioFan is seen walking down the hallway. He sees Swag Culdee running down the hall)

Swag Culdee: NEED TO PEE! NEED TO PEE!

MarioFan: Hey Culdee! Uhhh. Again.

Swag Culdee: Uhh Hi. Again.

MarioFan: Why are you wearing glasses. Also wern't you just at the bathroom a few minutes ago?

Swag Culdee: Uhhhh.

MarioFan: Maybe my eyes arn't working as they used to. I should prolly go to an eye doctor.

(Culdee 2 runs up)

Culdee 2: Hey guys!

MarioFan: ... Uh. Why are there two of you.

Culdee 2: Nepotism?

MarioFan: Okay my eyes are broken so I'm gonna head to the eye doctor now.

(MarioFan leaves. Pink Culdee runs up)

Pink Culdee: Hey MF!

MarioFan: 0_0.

Pink Culdee: What's the matter? You look like you seen a ghost.

MarioFan: .. I'm fine. I'm fine.

(MarioFan runs off)

Pink Culdee: Whats up with him?

Culdee 2: I don't know.

Swag Culdee: Me neither dude.

(MarioFan runs back into the room)

MarioFan: Trikki. My eyes arn't doing so well. Can I go get an eye check real quick?

(MarioFan then sees a bunch of Culdee clones out the window talking)

Trikki: Uhhh. I guess so?

MarioFan: (Panicking) Thank you!

(MarioFan runs away screaming)

KAPfan9876: What the hell is wrong with him?

(The bell then rings)

Trikki: Well the bell has rung. GET OUT OF MY WORK OFFICE!

(Everyone runs out of the building. Culdee then heads home)

Culdee: *sigh* What a long hard day of work. Welp. Time for bed!

(Culdee goes to bed and falls asleep. A few hours later, Culdee is still asleep when there is rapid knocking on the door)

Culdee: Ughhhh.

(There are more rapid knocks on the door. Culdee wakes up angrilly)

Culdee: JESUS CHRIST I'M COMING!

(It shows outside Culdee's house where Sunny is seen angrilly knocking on his door)

Sunny: OPEN UP!

(Culdee opens the door)

Culdee: What do you want?

Sunny: Why did you do it!?

Culdee: ... Do what?

(Sunny's face turns red with anger)

Sunny: WHY DID YOU STEAL AND EAT ASPHALTIANOOF'S CANDY!?

(Sunny points to AsphaltianOof in the backround crying)

AsphaltianOof: How could you!

Culdee: (To himself) I am in a world full of idiots.

(Culdee walks up to Asp)

Culdee: Now now Asp! It will be okay! I will find whoever ate-

AsphaltianOof: (In hysterics) THAT WAS MY RETIRMENT CANDY!

(AsphaltianOof hugs Sunny crying. Sunny glares at Culdee)

Sunny: You should be ashamed of yourself.

(Sunny and Asp walk away)

Culdee: Someones framed me. I'm going to find out who did this.

(Suddenly Culdee looks on the floor with a candy wrapper trail)

Culdee: Whoever left this trail has to be the one that framed me!

(Culdee follows the trail. It leads to the forest)

Culdee: Why would the theif eat candy in the middle of a forest?

(Culdee continues to follow the trail. Culdee appears in the forest and hears eating sounds)

Culdee: Hmm?

(Culdee follows the noise. He then sees Evil Culdee eating AsphaltianOof's candy. He notices him and drops his candy)

Culdee: Hey thats-

Evil Culdee: That annoying FNaF Fan of all places.

Culdee: I found you! Faker!

Evil Culdee: Faker? I think your the fake Culdee around here! Your comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake!

Culdee: I'll make you eat those words!

(Evil Culdee jumps down from the branch)

Evil Culdee: Theres no time to play games! You don't even stand a chance!

(Culdee charges at Evil Culdee and the two engage in a fist fight)

Evil Culdee: You shall not win!

Culdee: Look who the f***'s talking!

(Culdee swings at Evil Culdee only to miss. Evil Culdee then kicks him to the ground)

Evil Culdee: Witness true power.

(Evil Culdee then shoots lazers at Culdee. Culdee runs off)

Evil Culdee: You will never escape!

(Evil Culdee chases after Culdee. Culdee appears back in Pensacola)

Culdee: Phew! I'm alive!

Evil Culdee: Not for long!

(Evil Culdee jumps at Culdee only for Culdee to punch back)

Evil Culdee: Not bad for an imposter!

Culdee: SHUT UP!

(Rh then looks out his window and sees the two fighting)

Rh: Holy crap!

(Culdee grabs Evil Culdee and smashes his skull to the road. Evil Culdee gets up and beats Culdee giving him a bloody nose. Culdee and Evil Culdee continue to fight. Culdee gets the high ground and pins him to the floor)

Culdee: Who's the weak one now!?

(Evil Culdee notices Rh and the others watching. He turns his eyes from red to normal)

Evil Culdee: Guys help! It's my evil twin! He's trying to kill me!

Culdee: What!? No! He's my evil twin!

Rh: Oh yeah? Then why are you trying to kill him!?

Culdee: Uh..

(Broolyn Guy then grabs him)

Brooklyn Guy: Alright! Your coming with me imposter!

(Culdee bites Brooklyn Guy on the thumb)

Brooklyn Guy: OW!

(Brooklyn Guy drops him. Culdee runs away)

Parappa: He's getting away!

Buckaroo: After him!

(Everyone chases after Culdee. Culdee leaves Pensacola and hides behind a tree. Everyone passes by)

Culdee: I'm not safe in Pensacola anymore! I should get to a new town until I stop him!

(Culdee runs off. Jesse is seen in the beacontown temple)

Jesse: Things are going good so far!

(Culdee then enters)

Jesse: Hey Culdee! What brings you here?

Culdee: Hey Jesse! Things arn't going the best for me in Pensacola so I was wondering If I could stay here for the night!

Jesse: Sure! We have a cobblestone shack over there!

Culdee: Thanks Jesse!

(Culdee runs off)

Jesse: Take care kid!

(Sunny then walks in)

Jesse: Hey Sunny!

Sunny: Hey Jesse! Have you seen Culdee anywhere?

Jesse: Yes I did. Hes in the cobblestone shack!

Sunny: Did he have a bloody nose?

Jesse: Yeah. Why?

Sunny: That Culdee is a fake Culdee!

Jesse: What?! Really!?

Sunny: Yes! He's an evil clone who ate AsphaltianOof's candy! We are trying to track him down!

Jesse: Well let's go capture him!

Sunny: Alright!

(Sunny and Jesse leave. It cuts to Culdee in his cobblestone shack)

Culdee: Okay! I just need to find a way to be able to stop the evil Culdee so I can get back in Pensacola!

(It then shows a chicken inside a cage)

Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk!

Culdee: Shut up Feigi! I'm trying to come up with a plan! God I can't wait till I cook you.

(Theres then a knock on the door)

Sunny: Open up Culdee! Or should I say FAKE CULDEE!

Jesse: You tried to trick me but you failed!

Culdee: S***! I NEED TO RUN!

(Culdee opens a window and runs. Jesse breaks down the door)

Jesse: Where did he go?

Sunny: He went through the window! After him!

(Sunny and Jesse chase after Culdee. Culdee then finds a Beacontowner coming out of a cave holding an elytra)

Beacontowner: I can't wait to fly this elytra-

(Culdee snatches the elytra and runs off)

Beacontowner: HEY!

(Culdee then grabs some fireworks and flies off)

Sunny: He's getting away!

(Jesse then sees a few horses)

Jesse: We can catch up to them with the horses!

(Jesse and Sunny climb on to a horse and chase after Culdee. Jesse grabs his bow)

Jesse: Time to die faker!

(Jesse shoots at Culdee)

Culdee: Guys! You don't understand! I'm the real Culdee!

Sunny: STOP LYING!

(Sunny grabs a fire charge and throws it at Culdee breaking his elytra)

Culdee: Oh god!

(Culdee then loses control and falls onto a building)

Culdee: Ow.

(Evil Culdee then appears on the building)

Evil Culdee: Leave me alone imposter!

Culdee: YOUR THE IMPOSTER!

Evil Culdee: You know what. Yes I am.

Sunny: WHAT!?

(Evil Culdee's eyes turn red)

Evil Culdee: I was the imposter the whole time! Now it's time to kill you Culdee!

Rh: Oh god!

Pink Culdee: Not if we have anything to say about it!

Evil Culdee: What?

(Pink Culdee, Swag Culdee and Culdee 2 are seen on the building)

Swag Culdee: You can't stop all of us!

Evil Culdee: I believe I can!

Pink Culdee: You are wrong! Fire the Culdee cannons!

Evil Culdee: Culdee canonns? What?

(Suddenly a bunch of cannons appear and fire Culdee Clones at Evil Culdee)

Evil Culdee: OH GOD!

(Evil Culdee gets hit and falls off the building. He falls right into Finkleshitz's lab)

Finkleshitz: My multiverse portal is finally complete! Now it's time for you to go home!

Evil Culdee: No! I'm never going home!

(Evil Culdee tries to run but gets blocked by Culdee Clones)

Blue Culdee: Going somewhere?

(Minecraft Culdee grabs a Piston and uses it to push Evil Culdee away)

Evil Culdee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Evil Culdee is then pushed into the portal)

Dark Culdee: Horray!

Spanish Culdee: Lo hicimos! (We did it!)

Culdee: Thanks for the help guys!

(MarioFan comes in wearing glasses)

MarioFan: Okay! The doctor said I should wear these for about a week and my eyes should be-

(MarioFan then sees all of the Culdee Clones)

Culdee 2: Hi!

MarioFan: ... EYE DOCTOR!

(MarioFan runs off)

Pink Culdee: Well that was fun! See ya guys later!

(All of the Culdee clones enter the portal and leave)

Culdee: Well glad that's over! Welp, time to play minecraft!

(Culdee runs off. Two red eyes are then seen in the portal. The short then ends)

Trivia

 * This marks the debut of Pink Culdee, Swag Culdee, Culdee 2, Evil Culdee and many other Culdee Clones.