Straight VS Gay!

Bowser Jr.: So guys what do you want to do today?

Cody: We should go on a strip club spree with Ken!

Joseph: Cody...

Cody: Yes Joseph?

Joseph: KEN IS A F***ING DOLL!!! HE CAN'T TALK, HE CAN'T SING, HE CAN'T WALK, HE CAN'T EVEN DO WEIRD A** STUFF WITH YOU!!! HE. IS. A. DOLL!!!

Cody: His isn't a doll Joseph! He's a lawyer, astronaut, doctor and scientist!

Bowser Jr.: Well we're gonna play on the PS4.

Cody: Okay. What game should we play?

Bowser Jr.: I dunno.

COD: WWII

The Last of Us

Escape Straight Prison!

Cody: Oh! Let's play Escape Straight Prison!

Bowser Jr.: Okay...

Joseph: What do we do here?

Cody: Escape Straight Prison!

Prisoner: How do I escape?

Female: I dunno. Maybe you should check out my fat FACE!

Prisoner: NO NO NO!!!

Joseph: CODY THIS IS GAY!!! GAYS ARE STUPID!!!

Cody: No they're not Joseph!

Joseph: Then let's see who's better!

Cody: FINE!!!

ROUND 1: PICKING UP THE GIRL/GUY

GAY

Cody: So, you wanna date?

Ken: ...

Cody: Yes?!?! Awesome!

STRAIGHT

Joseph: So, you wanna date?

Female: With that shell of yours? No!

Joseph: AW COME ON!!!

ROUND 2: THE DATE

GAY

Cody: Sp, about your essay. How'd it go?

Ken: ...

Cody: It went horrible?!?! That sucked! Hey, I was wondering if I can tutor you?

Ken: ...

Cody: You accept? Yay!

STRAIGHT

Joseph: So, about that essay of yours...

Female: Well it went well.

Joseph: And?

Female: I got a B+.

Joseph: Aw! Maybe I should help you get a A?

Female: Are you serious? How is "doing it" gonna help me get it to an A? What is this, Brazzers?

ROUND 3: MARRIAGE

GAY

Cody: What do you mean we can't marry? It's because you think Ken's rocking abs are too huge for the wedding?

Guy: No! It's because in the state of Florida, same-sex marriage is illegal!

Cody: WHAT THE F*** MAN?!?! WE SAVED UP OUR ENTIRE SAVINGS FOR THIS WEDDING, AND YOU SAY WE CAN'T MARRY?!?!

Guy: Well you can get married in Nevada.

Cody: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! THIS IS BULLS***!!! ME AND KEN AREN'T GETTING MARRIED!!! YOU HAPPY?!?!

STRAIGHT

Priest: You may now kiss the bride!

Joseph: Give me sugar! (kisses female)

ROUND 4: KIDS

GAY

Cody: Actually, males can't have babies. So this is kinda awkward...

Guy: You can adopt!

Cody: SHUT UP!!!

STRAIGHT

Joseph: Awwwww! He's so beautiful!

Female: BUT I WANTED A GIRL, NOT A BOY!

Joseph: Well he'll be good!

18 years later...

Boy: ESKETIT!!! MY NEW SONG GOT 25 MIL!!! I RICH AS F***!!!

Female: Told you we should've aborted him.

CONCLUSION

Bowser Jr.: It doesn't matter if your straight or gay, you should have the same respect and love as everyone else.

Cody: No! The conclusion is gays are better!

Joseph: No! Straights are better!