Pizza Roll Panic!

Pizza Roll Panic! is the 46th episode of Cul-

Fan 1: CULDEE WHERE THE F*** WERE YOU!?

Fan 2: YOU HAVN'T UPLOADED SINCE JUNE!

Fan 3: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO US!

Fans: *gibberish*

Culdee: *sigh*

(Culdee then shoots himself)

Fan 2: Uh. He's dead.

Fan 3: Just start the story.

Script
(It starts off with Rh at his house watching TV)

TV Guy 3: Now it is time to end this monster once and for all.

(TV Guy 3 brings out a sword. It then shows a monster that is a mix of Go Animate Calliou and Dora)

Weird Ass Hybrid: HISSSSSSS!

(TV Guy 3 then stabs the monster in the heart killing it. The credits then roll while a kazoo version of Star Wars Theme plays in the backround.)

Rh: That ending was f***ing amazing.

(Theres then a knock on the door. Robotboy opens the door)

Robotboy: Hey Culdee! Rh is in the living room to the right.

Culdee: K thx!

(Culdee runs off)

Rh: Hey Culdee.

Culdee: Hey RH! I decided to come to your place after an "Incident" with Endless.

Rh: What was the incident?

Culdee: Well I just gotten a super rare FNaF Diamond Plush and then...

(It then shows a flashback of Endless burning Culdee's house down)

Culdee: It's a long story.

Rh: Okay. Well i was just about to watch the news.

Culdee: Cool!

(Rh turns on the news)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! Ever popular Pensacola resturaunt Sportsters, is selling Pizza Rolls. They are more popular then the ones Totitos sells, and bring up a long line of customers! Critics are saying it is the best f***ing thing they ever tasted. They are sold out right now, but SMG4 Mario was lucky enough to get a set of the pizza rolls!

(SMG4 Mario walks up)

Goodman: So SMG4 Mario, tell us how did you enjoy the pizza rolls.

SMG4 Mario: MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Goodman: You heard it folks! It turns out he loves them. Now for the weather.

(The tv turns off)

Rh: Wow. Sportsters are selling Pizza rolls? Wow. That must be something you'd like Culdee-

(Rh notices Culdee is gone)

Rh: Culdee?

(Rh then realizes something)

Rh: Oh god.

(Meanwhile at Sportsters bar, Dave is seen sorting some bottles)

Dave Miller: Good as clean!

(Culdee then bursts in the door)

Culdee: DAVVEEEE!

Dave Miller: .... F***.

(Culdee runs up with a big smile on his face)

Dave Miller: *sigh* Welcome to sportster's bar, which is more of a resturaunt then a bar. How can I help you?

Culdee: I was wondering if I could have 15 of your finest pizza rolls please!

Dave Miller: I'm sorry Culdee, but we are all sold out.

(Culdee's face breaks)

Culdee: Wot?

Dave Miller: *sigh* It's true.

Culdee: Soooo you don't have any in the back?

Dave Miller: None in the back my friend.

(Culdee turns from excited to depressed)

Culdee: Oh... okay... I guess i'll just leave. With no Pizza Rolls. No pizza rolls. No-

Dave Miller: STOP GUILT TRIPPING AND GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS BAR!

ALRIGHT!

(Culdee sadly leaves)

Dave Miller: And GOOD RIDDANCE!

(Rh is seen writing episode 3 for "A New World Order")

Rh: Alright! That's enough writing for today!

(Theres then a knock on the door)

Rh: Who's at the door?

(Rh walks to the front door and opens it. And sees Culdee with a sad face)

Rh: Uh can I help you Culdee?

(Culdee face plants into the floor)

Rh: Well you got your pizza rolls.

Culdee: No. No I did not.

Rh: Oh well that sucks.

Culdee: Can I borrow five dollars so I can get totitos pizza rolls.

Rh: What happened to your money?

Culdee: Endless burnt it along with the house.

Rh: *sigh* Fine.

(Rh hands Culdee five dollars)

Culdee: Thanks!

(Culdee runs off)

Rh: Well back to watching unnamed tv crap.

(Culdee runs to walmart but sees it's blown up)

Culdee: WHAT THE!?

(Culdee walks up to Brooklyn Guy)

Culdee: What happened!?

Brooklyn Guy: Well some idiot decided to put a mech into the place during the purge and now it's f***ing ruined.

Culdee: Are the pizza rolls alive?

Brooklyn Guy: Afriad not kid.

Culdee: ... FU-

(Rh is seen watching more TV when Robotboy comes out)

Robotboy: Hey Rh! Can I go to the park with Robotgirl?

Rh: Are you gonna go to the scavenger camp again?

Robotboy: No I learned my lesson last time.

Rh: Good. Well have you taken out the trash first?

Robotboy: ... I'll be right back.

(Robotboy walks off. Rh then gets a call)

Sunny (Voice): RH! Murder Man and the others have broken into "Jilda's Jewels", we need your help pronto!

Rh: Right away Sunny!

(Rh runs into his room and grabs his vandal buster suit)

Rh: Lets' go.

(Rh puts on the VB suit and flies off. Culdee then walks into his house)

Culdee: Rh. The walmart is broken. I've come to give your money back!

(Culdee doesn't see Rh around)

Culdee: Rh?

(Culdee looks around the place)

Culdee: Rh. Where are you?

(Robotboy is seen on the balcony holding a trash bag)

Robotboy: God this bag is heavy-

(Robotboy accidentally loses his grip and the trash bag falls off the balcony)

Robotboy: NO!

(The heavy bag falls onto Culdee knocking him out)

Robotguy: OH NO! I KNOCKED OUT RH'S FRIEND! Oh god! What do I do?!

(Vandal Buster then flies in. Rh then exits the suit)

Rh: Man. That was fast. Now time to watch some T- OH DEAR GOD!

(Rh sees Culdee knocked out with the trash bag next to him)

Rh: ROBOTBOY GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!

(Robotboy hovers down)

Rh: What did you do to Culdee!?

Robotboy: I'm sorry Rh! The bag was to heavy and I dropped it over Culdee's head!

Rh: Oh this is bad. I need to call a doctor right now!

(Time passes and Brooklyn Guy comes in)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey! Did somebody call a doctor!

Rh: My friend is knocked out! Please come help him!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright!

(Culdee is then seen in a hospital bed)

Rh: So what's going on Doc?

Brooklyn Guy: Well right now he is in a coma because he took a trash bag to the dome.

Rh: Well is he gonna be okay!?

(Brooklyn Guy shrugs)

Rh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

Brooklyn Guy: I mean he is in a coma so he could be in there for months or even years.

Rh: Wait YEARS! Well how can you get him out of the coma then!?

Brooklyn Guy: Hmmm. Well I did get him a pizza roll Ivy Drip but it doesn't seam to do anything. It's what he would have wanted though.

Rh: So theres nothing else you can do!?

Brooklyn Guy: Well some people say that people in comas can still hear your so i'll just try to wake him up.

(Brooklyn Guy talks in Culdee's ear)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey! Wakey wakey! Time to get up ***hole! Yeah it's not working.

Rh: So theres not any other way we can wake him up?!

Brooklyn Guy: Well if you brought him something he'd really really want, that would wake him up.

Rh: Well I while ago he said he wanted Sportster's Pizza Rolls-

(Suddenly Culdee's heart rate goes up)

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god! His heart rate went up after you mentioned Sportster's Pizza Rolls!

Rh: Wait what!?

Brooklyn Guy: I guess if you want to wake him up you'll have to get Sportster's Pizza rolls.

Rh: But they are all sold out!

Brooklyn Guy: Well you better go get some!

Rh: *sigh* Alright.

(Rh runs off. He then comes back with a plate of cooked pizza rolls)

Rh: I got them!

Brooklyn Guy: Nice-

(He smells them)

Brooklyn Guy: Wait. These aren't Sporster's Pizza Rolls.

Rh: Okay these are totitos pizza rolls but he won't know the difference-

(Culdee then flatlines)

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD HE'S FLATLINING!

Rh: WHAT!?

Brooklyn Guy: GET THESE PIZZA ROLLS OUT OF HERE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!? KILL THE KID!?

Rh: But he likes Totitos!

Brooklyn Guy: NO! YOU GO GET SPORTSTERS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Rh: ALRIGHT FINE!

(Rh runs off)

Brooklyn Guy: Your not dying on me!

(A few minutes later, Rh comes back)

Brooklyn Guy: Did you find em yet?

Rh: No I didn't. They were all sold out. There is nothing I can do.

Brooklyn Guy: Well it looks like your friend is gonna stay in a coma forever.

Rh: No! I'm gonna get him out of this coma!

Brooklyn Guy: Well why do you want him out of the coma so bad?

Rh: Because it's my fault he's in the coma because Robotboy hit him in the head with a garbage bag.

Brooklyn Guy: Kay well it sounds like it was Robotboy's fault.

Rh: No if I never told Robotboy to take out the trash, then this would have never happened.

Brooklyn Guy: Well okay, well you tried getting Sportsters pizza rolls but all the stores are closed cause it's late so you'll have to get it tommorow!

Rh: But I can't wait till tommorow, I have to do it tonight!

Brooklyn Guy: Well are you busy tommorow?! You have jobs? you have to take care of Robotboy? You have to write your DAMN stories!?

Rh: Well I just can't wait till tommorow or else it will get stuck in my head. I can try another way like Ebay! No that won't work.

Brooklyn Guy: Well I do know a guy that knows how to get things that arn't getable.

Rh: Wait really?

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah! Just go outside and stand near a fire hydrant!

Rh: Which one?

Brooklyn Guy: It doesn't matter. And bring $50 with you!

Rh: Okay then.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright! See you later.

(The two leave. Rh is then seen outside next to a fire hydrant holding $50)

Rh: I really hope I can find this guy.

(A car then comes up. A shadowy guy is seen in it)

???: You got $50?

Rh: Yeah. Here you go!

(Rh gives the money to him. The window rolls down revealing to be Brooklyn Guy)

Rh: WHAT THE!?

Brooklyn Guy: SUCKA!

(Brooklyn Guy drives off)

Rh: HEY! GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK! Ugh.

???: Hey.

Rh: Turns around and sees Badman)

Badman: Hello Rh.

Rh: BADMAN!?

Badman: SHHH. Shut up. People are listening. I heard you were looking for Sportster's pizza rolls.

Rh: You have pizza rolls!?

Badman: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Yes I do.

Rh: What do I do to get them?

Badman: I know a guy who just bought some and took them home. He lives in Robloxia. And I know he hasn't eaten it yet, because he put it in his microwave.

Rh: Alright so we can drive there.

Badman: Nah that will cause some attention. We need to walk.

Rh: Oh. Okay.

(45 minutes later)

Rh: Ugh. God damn that was a long walk.

Badman: Indead. But now we made it. Now we need to kindly ask him to give us the pizza rolls.

Rh: What if he says no?

Badman: Then we move to plan B. Let's go.

(The two head to the front door and knock on the door. Screwer answers it)

Screwer: What do you guys want. It's 3:00am at night!

Rh: Uh hello my robloxian friend!

(Screwer slams the door shut)

Badman: "My robloxian friend"

Rh: Sorry I just got nerveous.

Badman: It's fine. This time just let me do the talking!

(Badman knocks on the door. Screwer answers)

Screwer: What do you girls want!? I don't want any cookies!

Badman: Sorry. My friend is just a little nerveous. We were wondering if we could have your sportster's pizza rolls!

Screwer: How did you all know I had those pizza rolls!? You work for the government!?

Rh: No Cool Blocks we cool!

Badman: Stop. Just stop. Anyways can you please give us the pizza rolls!

Screwer: HELL NO! I waited 9 hours for those rolls! Good day to you SIRS!

(Screwer slams the door)

Badman: *sigh* "Cool Blocks"

Rh: Look i'm sorry. So what's plan B.

Badman: I'm going to distract him while you break in and get the pizza rolls!

Rh: BREAK IN!? THAT'S ILLEGAL!

Badman: You want to save your friend or not?

Rh: *sigh* Fine.

(Badman grabs some red paint and paints Screwer's truck red. Screwer looks out his window)

Screwer: *Sigh* What are those girl scouts up to now-

(Screwer then sees Badman painting his truck)

Screwer: OH HELL NO!

(Screwer breaks out holding his batstick)

Screwer: YOU SEE THIS!? THIS IS MY BATSTICK!

Badman: Uh oh.

(Badman runs off with Screwer chasing him)

Rh: Well that was easy.

(Rh walks into his house and grabs the pizza rolls and runs out. It switches back to the hospital)

Brooklyn Guy: HAH! I can't belive I conned Rh out of $50! So gullible-

(Rh breaks in)

Rh: GUESS WHO'S GOT THE PIZZA ROLLS!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait you got them?

Rh: Yes! I broken into a guy's house to get them!

Brooklyn Guy: Well i'm also a cop so i'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Rh: Well let's see if this can wake him up!

(Rh hovers a pizza roll over his nose)

Rh: Oh Culdee! Look what I got! Some Sportster's Pizza Rolls!

Culdee: *sniff sniff* Wait.

(Culdee wakes up)

Culdee: PIZZA ROLLS!

(Culdee grabs all the pizza rolls and starts eating them)

Brooklyn Guy: Wow. That coma got by a little quick!

Rh: Yeah!

(Rh looks sternly at Culdee)

Rh: A little too quick.

Culdee: Thanks for the pizza rolls Rh! This saved me from my coma!

Rh: Are you sure you wern't faking your coma Culdee?

Culdee: No rh! Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna eat my pizza rolls somewhere else.

(Culdee walks away)

Rh: Well thank you for saving him doctor!

Brooklyn Guy: No.

(Brooklyn Guy brings out $50 dollars)

Brooklyn Guy: Thank you!

(Brooklyn Guy is about to walk away only for Rh to grab a shovel and knock him out. He takes his money and runs off)

Trivia
coming soon

NOTE
I am really sorry for not doing my job for the last four months. I don't know when I will start working more often, but hopefully soon. I also have high school to do so I hope you all understand! See you then...

- Culdee.