Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-34482203-20190829233619/@comment-34482203-20190830015331

Rh390110478 wrote: CuldeeFell13 wrote: (It starts off in a dark room. A TV is shown with static. Suddenly a bright yellow logo that says "The Banana Splits" are seen on the television while "The Tra La La Song" plays in the background)

Announcer: Hannah Barbera Studios presents, The Banana Splits! Starring Fleegle.

(It shows a beagle named Fleegle performing a card trick)

Announcer: Bingo!

(An orange gorilla with a yellow vest and black hair called Bingo is seen swinging from a vine only to face plant into a tree while the audience laugh in the background)

Announcer: Drooper!

(A lion with glasses named Drooper is seen driving a bright yellow banana buggy into a cop car and running off)

Announcer: Snorky!

(Snorky is seen on a stage performing with a keyboard. Suddenly, the four see a door opening)

Announcer: And featuring... St-Stee-Stteevieeeeee-

(The tape glitches out. It then shows a news report by Mr. Goodman)

Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Reports from the all famous taft studios have now been confirmed. And we can report that the sights of the beloved soundstages for "The Banana Splits Show" replaced joy and laughter with mayhem and murder! The story so gruesome that it could have ripped from the pages of a hollywood horror film rather from the set of a beloved kid show! "The Banana Splits Show" has entertained kids since 1968, when the world first met Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky. With their zany antics and their catchy theme song, the Banana Splits were an instant pop culture sensation. So how did that good nature entertainment, lead to a sound stage full of corpses? While the final death tool is yet to be determined, we can confirm that the casualties included hundreds of studio audience members, a long time producer of the Banana Split Show and at least one cheating husband! It seems the Banana Splits Show was cancelled that day after decades of on air kids fun! And this fact, might have fueled the murderous spree!

(Goodman then gets a call)

Goodman: Hold on one second.

(Goodman brings the phone to his ear and gets a shocked face)

Goodman: HOLD ON! THIS JUST IN! PNN has recieved camera footage from the scene of the crime!

(It shows camera footage of Drooper bringing out a wheelchair that has a dead body with a lollipop shoved down his throat, and Fleegle setting the man on fire)

Goodman: Unthinkable. It appears that the murderers are the Banana Splits themselves! It seems these kid friendly animatronic robots have become bloodthirsty killing machines! Authorities are looking for the Banana Splits programmer known simply as "Karl" as a possible suspect! Even more shockingly, the authorities have yet to locate the Banana Splits! Anyone with the information of the whereabouts of Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper or Snorky, or the quartets bright yellow Banana Buggy, should contact this news station immediately! More on the story as it devellllllllooooppppppsssssssss-

(The TV then shuts off. The person watching it is revealed to be a person wearing a black owl costume)

???: Oh don't worry about that, I'm in good care of the Splits. Now... it's time to continue the show. “laughs”

(The screen cuts to black) Shoot... What do you like about the teaser?