The Terrible 2's!

"The Terrible 2's!" is a story by ArthurFistMeme made in December of 2018. It invovles Bowser Junior finding two mysterious creatures and keeping them as his pets.

Script


The Brooklyn Guy: Ah, taking a hike... Without my wife! Yes! The Brooklyn Guy: Umm... What the hell are those creatures? Brooklyn T. Guy tries to examine the creatures, but the jump on his face, attacking him The Brooklyn Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! OUCH!! OW!! STOP IT!! YEOWCH!!! Junior: So, guys! What do you wanna do today? Cody: I don't know, Junior. Probably go to a bar with some hunky dudes? Joseph: You're weird, Cody! doorbell rings Junior: Huh? I wonder who that can be... Junior rushes to the door Junior: Hello? Junior looks down Junior: *gasp* Aw, look how cute you guys are!

Chapter 2 Junior: I'm gonna bring you guys in... Junior runs back to the game room Junior: Guys! Guys! Both Cody and Joseph: What is it? Junior: Look how cute these creatures are... Joseph: Aww... They're so cute! Cody: Agh! They are stupid creatures! I hate them! I want them to DIE! both creatures angrily hiss at Cody Junior: *gasp* Shame on you, Cody! Joseph: Yeah, dude... You're mean... Cody: They are 666! They're pure evil! They are hostile, and they smell like rotten fish! Junior: Well, you're being very rude, Cody! Joseph: Yeah! If you're gonna talk to these cute creatures like that, then get out of here! Junior: Yeah! Cody: You know what? FINE!! Fuck you! You've been warned... Joseph: Ugh! So mean! Junior: I know, right? I'm gonna name them Bacon and Eggs. Joseph: Uh, ok?

Chapter 3 Junior: How about we put on the TV? We can watch some Doofy The Dragon. Joseph: Ok, I guess... Junior turns the TV on, then the news comes on Goodman (on TV): Breaking news, m'kay? There are two creatures that are cute, but deadly. So, if you see them, run as fast as fuck! Junior: This is stupid! These creatures are harmless... I mean, look at them! Joseph: Yeah! Junior: Let's show them to Chef Pee Pee! Joseph: Ok. The screen cuts to Chef Pee Pee trying to cook some macaroni and cheese Chef Pee Pee: Mmm, mmm, mmm! This is gonna taste good! Junior: Hey, Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee: Not now, Junior. I'm cooking, see? Junior: But look at these cute creatures... Chef Pee Pee: Ok, fine... OH MY GOD!!! Those... THINGS ARE DANGEROUS!!! Junior: Ahem! They are not "things", they are cute, innocent creatures. Chef Pee Pee: What's wrong with you? Those fuckers aren't innocent or cute! They are deadly and they should be gone! Joseph: No, no! They are cute, you can't deny it! Chef Pee Pee: Hey... Have you heard of OPINIONS!? I better see those things GONE!! You have 5 minutes to get rid of them! Junior: We're not listening to you, shit-nose! Chef Pee Pee: What?

Chapter 4 The screen cuts to an unknown hero Unknown: I saw the news... Those things are evil! They MUST go! I got bit by one once... It was awful! I have an idea... The screen cuts to Junior and Joseph Junior: *sigh* Joseph, I want to keep them. What are we suppose to do? Joseph: I dunno, dude... Junior: Yeah, this sucks! Why are people hating on them so badly!? The screen cuts to an unknown hero Unknown: Behold! I made a tracking device... It will track these things down! The device makes a beeping sound Unknown: Aha! I think I found the jackpot! The screen cuts to Junior and Joseph Joseph: Well, dude. It's past midnight. I better get home before my mom -- oh. I forgot, I don't have a mom. *cries* Junior: Alright, bye! Junior slams the door on Joseph, then goes to his room Bacon! Eggs! Want some Doritos? They're tasty! Both creatures eat the entire bag, and Junior only had one chip Junior: Oh, ok then... Maybe you were hungry after all... Alright, I'm going to bed! Good night, little ones... Junior turns off the lights

Chapter 5 The creatures grow big, become scary, go downstairs, and destroy the living room Mario: Ugh! I'm trying to sleep... What is this ruckus...? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! DEAR GOD!!!! One of the creatures grab Mario and eat him Jeffy: Daddy? Was that you screaming? Bacon: Hey, helmet boy! Guess what? I ate your daddy, and I'm gonna eat your butt! Muahahahahahaha! Jeffy screams and runs away Chef Pee Pee: *yawn* I'm feeling kinda hungry... Wait, who is making that noise? Chef Pee Pee investigates the issue Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!? WHAT THE FUCK??? Eggs: Hello, there... BOO!!! Chef Pee Pee faints The screen cuts to an unknown hero Unknown: Alright, I'm here... Unknown: This must be the house with the creatures... I'm gonna take a look at this... Bowser Junior: *yawns* What's all that cluttering? Hello? Junior slowly walks out of his room Bowser Junior: Bacon? Eggs? Is that you? Bacon: Muahahahaha! This is so much fun! Eggs: I know, right? Bowser Junior: Um... AAAAH!!! WHAT HAPPENED HERE??? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO??? Both Bacon and Eggs: Fuck you! BOO!!! Bowser Junior: AAAAAAHHH!!! Bowser Junior runs to the door, then opens it, Cody shows up Cody: Junior, Junior! What's wrong? What's that noise? Junior: Well, you see... Bacon and Eggs became scary, and they're wrecking the house like a vandal clown! Cody: I WARNED YOU!!!! I warned you! I warned you! I warned you! I warned you! Junior: Ok, ok... Jeez! Cody: Well, I brought this laser gun here that might kill these monsters! Junior: Ok... But, I don't want Bacon and Eggs to die... Cody: Junior, we should do this. It's for your own good! Junior: *sigh* I guess so... Here goes nothing! Cody: Die, bastards! Cody tries to kill the monsters with the laser gun, but nothing happens Eggs: You're so weak. That felt like a mosquito bite, which barely hurts! Bacon: I know, right? Both Bacon and Eggs laugh Junior: Oh no! Who's gonna help us? Unknown: I'll take care of this! Cody: Who are you by the way? Unknown: I am... ArthurFistMeme. ArthurFistMeme: No let's do this! ArthurFistMeme grabs a big gun, shoots both creatures with it ArthurFistMeme: DIE, MONSTERS, DIE!!! Junior: Are you sure this is gonna work? Cody: Hopefully... ArthurFistMeme: Oh, you'll see... The gunshots weaken both monsters ArthurFistMeme: Let's finish you off! ArthurFistMeme grabs a bomb that will only get rid of monsters, trolls, and vandals ArthurFistMeme: Take this! ArthurFistMeme throws the bomb, and it explodes loudly Junior: Well, they're gone... I sure do miss them... Cody: Wow, that actually worked... Yes! ArthurFistMeme: Well, I gotta go. See ya! Jeffy: *cries* Are the scary monsters gone...? Junior: Well, yeah... Cody: At least, we don't have to worry about them terrorizing the city anymore... Junior: Hey, what's that glowing green thing behind the couch? They take a look, but it turns out to be a monster egg, and it hatches Cody: Oh shit! We need ArthurFistMeme back... Junior: Aw, it is so cute... I wanna hug you! The monster turns big and becomes scary Junior: Yep, Cody... I think you're right... RUN!!! Jeffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! ANOTHER SCARY MONSTER!!!!

The end.

Trivia

 * This is the first story to be made by ArthurFistMeme.