SML Stories Issue 1

SML Stories Issue 1 is the first issue of SML Stories. It was "written" mostly on the fly by MamaLuigi22 and TheEnderGamer during a Roleplay. However parts were lost in the original, and it wasn't completely finished, so MamaLuigi22 had to improvise in some parts.

The Story:

 * Bowser:
 * "CHEF PEE PEE!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What?!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Well I was going to say hello, but you decided to get sassy! Now I want a milkshake!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "WHA-Wait just a milkshake? I can do that."
 * Chef Pee Pee makes milkshake
 * Bowser:
 * "HURRY UP!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Fine! Here's your fricken milkshake!"
 * Bowser:
 * "What the hell is this?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "It's a milkshake! Isn't that what you wanted?"
 * Bowser:
 * "NOO! I asked for a hamburger!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "wait what?!? No you didn't!"
 * Bowser:
 * "I did! So you better make it, before I slit your throat."
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "AHHH!!! FINE!"
 * (Makes hamburger)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Ok Lord Bowser, now you got the HAM BURGER you ordered! Happy now?"
 * Bowser:
 * "These aren't French fries!"
 * chef Pee pee:
 * "Don't do this right now!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Whatever! I got a new demand. My son has a train table, and I want to try it out! SO GO BUY ME ONE!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "...fine"
 * chef Pee pee walks out, breaks someone else's window, and drives off and buys it.
 * chef pee pee:
 * "Ok I'm bac-WHAT THE H*LL?!"
 * Bowser is seen wrecking the kitchen
 * Bowser:
 * "You made such a mess! Clean it up!"
 * chef Pee pee:
 * "I JUST GOT HERE!"
 * Bowser:
 * "I'm hungry, make me a Shrimpo cocktail. Here, I'll give you someone to help"
 * (throws Woody at Chef Pee Pee)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "I have so much to do! Woody, will you help me?"
 * Woody:
 * "Yes. Let's switch roles! I'll clean, and you'll hunt Shrimpo!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Wait a minute I don't kno-"
 * woody throws Chef Pee Pee outside
 * chef Pee pee drives to the store to get Shrimpos
 * Meanwhile, Woody "decorates" the house with Shrimpo poop
 * Woody:
 * "Shrimpo Poop makes everything better!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Ok I'm bac-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
 * Woody:
 * "It's pure Shrimpo sh*t!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "That's nasty! Smells so gross!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Ok I'm here to check on you guys an-WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?! THE KITCHENS A MESS AND THERES POOP EVERYWHERE!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Woody is the one who decided to put Shrimpo poo everywhere"
 * Bowser:
 * "Likely story! You will clean this up! If it's not cleaned in an hour, imma kill you okay?!?!? AAAAH!!!! Humph!"
 * (Leaves to watch Charleyyy and Friends)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Wh...wha...(screams)"
 * Woody:
 * "Calm down Chef Pee Pee. I know you made a mess, but together we can clean this up!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "(growls) fine! As long as you promise not to put sh*t everywhere again. Deal?"
 * Woody:
 * "Even though that was you, deal!"
 * Chef Pee Pee and Woody start cleaning the kitchen
 * Woody:
 * "I know what will help! SHRIMPO PARTY! (Presses button)"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "You idiot!"
 * Woody:
 * "It'll be fine!"
 * Shrimpos invade the area
 * A Shrimpo bites Woody and throws him against the wall
 * Woody:
 * "This was a bad idea"
 * Chef Pee Pee stabs the Shrimpo
 * Woody:
 * "Thank you!"
 * Woody and Chef Pee Pee start fighting off Shrimpo
 * Woody:
 * "This is harder then my ex-wife Sarah Croft makes me!"
 * Sarah Croft:
 * "I heard that!"
 * Woody:
 * "D*mn it Sarah!"
 * Sarah:
 * "You owe me child support!"
 * Woody:
 * "I do not!"
 * Sarah:
 * "Do too!"
 * Woody:
 * "Do not!"
 * Sarah:
 * "Do too!"
 * Woody:
 * "Do not!"
 * Sarah:
 * "Do to-"
 * Sarah is mauled by a Shrimpo
 * Woody:
 * "F*ck yes! Yes! She's gone! Woohoo!"
 * Chef Pee Pee continues taking down shrimpos
 * Woody:
 * "Why are there so many! This is all your fault Chef Pee Pee!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "You fricking threw them everywhere!"
 * Woody:
 * "Yes, but they are attacking cuz your face is so ugly! It disturbs them!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What did you say? Eh, I don't care (continues stabbing shrimpos)"
 * Bowser:
 * "I'm here! The kitchen better be clean! Wait what the f-(is attacked by Shrimpo)"
 * Bowser:
 * "CHEF PEE PEE SAVE ME!!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee stabs the shrimpo
 * Bowser:
 * "Yay I'm safe! I'm like a superhero! I saved myself!"
 * Woody:
 * "Good job Bowser!"
 * Bowser:
 * "I know thank you!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "F... you know i don't care"
 * Bowser:
 * "You don't care?! (Punches him) that's not nice!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Ow!"
 * Woody:
 * "Guys, we still have a Shrimpo infestation to deal with!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Good luck with that suckers! Mwa ha ha ha! (Tries to run away, but hits the wall and is knocked out)"
 * Chef Pee Pee continues taking down shrimpos
 * Soon, all are taken down
 * Woody:
 * "Yeah! The Shrimpos are gone...wait...Chef Pee Pee do you hear that?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "hear what?"
 * Woody:
 * "It's the call of a God Shrimpo! Sir Zues E. Shrimpo! We're in deep trouble"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "F***ing hell!"
 * Zues E. Shrimpo uses mind powers to throw Chef Pee Pee out the window
 * Woody:
 * "Chew...ie...BOY!!!!!! (Jumps onto the god Shrimpo)"
 * Zues throws Woody off
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "YOU... GET... OUT... OF... MY... KITCHEN! ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR54declpAA plays as Chef Pee Pee jumps and stabs the shrimpo in the back)"
 * Bowser:
 * "ITS MY KITCHEN!!!!!!! (Grabs Chef Pee Pee and punches him in the face)"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "DO YOU COOK IN IT? NO! (jumps back on the shrimp as the music plays again)"
 * Chef pee pee stabs the shrimp multiple times
 * Bowser:
 * "ILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE MY KITCHEN! AAAH! (Throws a crate filled with ravid Shrimpos, releasing them all)"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "F***ING F*** S*** MOTHERF- (gets attacked by shrimpo) GAH SAVE ME"
 * Bowser:
 * "World star! (Films him) bite that chef!"
 * Bowser:
 * "OH! OH! OW! RIGHT IN THE BALLSACK! OH YEAH! DO IT FOR THE VINE!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "(high pitched) WOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 * Woody:
 * "Bowser, this is sick, immoral, and sadistic...I like it. WORLD STAR!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Oh! OH! This is comedy gold!"
 * Chef Pee Pee: **"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh"
 * Bowser:
 * "WORLD Star!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "i'm never having kids...literally"
 * Bowser:
 * "Ha ha! His ugly *ss wouldn't get a girl either way!"
 * Woody:
 * "Straight savage!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "i'm gonna die! bye world!"
 * Woody:
 * "Ok I'm actually gonna save him. Film this for world star"
 * Bowser:
 * "Ok bro!"
 * Woody:
 * "Hey Shrimpo!"
 * Shrimpo hisses at woody
 * woody:
 * "Let's go! (Tackles the Shrimpo and starts beating it)"
 * Bowser:
 * "Oh! WORLD STAR!!!!!"
 * The Shrimpo throws Woody into Chef Pee Pee, knocking both down
 * Chef Pee Pee tries to scream but can't
 * Woody:
 * "I know who can help me hunt it!"
 * (Calls Jessie)
 * Jessie:
 * Hello?
 * Woody:
 * Jessie, code Shrimpo!
 * Jessie:
 * "I'll be right there"
 * Jessie:
 * "I am Jessie Davis, and I am ready to hunt some Shrimpo!"
 * Woody:
 * "SAVE US!"
 * Bowser:
 * "She's hot"
 * Woody:
 * "She's my girl dude!"
 * bowser:
 * "If you liked it you should've put a ring on it!"
 * Woody:
 * "AAAAAH!"
 * (Attacks Bowser)
 * Jessie:
 * "Chef, why are they so stupid?"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "I don't know, they just are"
 * Jessie:
 * "I may have not been a woman for very long, but I know when someone's stupid!'
 * Woody:
 * "...you never told me about...this turn of events"
 * (throws up)
 * Bowser:
 * "I'd bang that!"
 * Woody throws up harder
 * Jessie:
 * "Come on, forget that! Let's hunt Shrimpo!"
 * Woody:
 * "She's right! I'll discuss the...news...later!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Yes! Let us!"
 * Jessie:
 * "We need a montage! Let's do it!"
 * montage of Woody, Bowser, Jessie, and Chef Pee Pee walking in slow motion with weapons is shown
 * Bowser:
 * "Chef Pee Pee!!!!!! I WANNA WALK FASTER!!!!!!!"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "SHUT UP BOWSER!"
 * (montage stops)
 * Bowser:
 * "CHEF PEE PEE DONT SASS ME!"
 * (Hits Chef Pee Pee with belt)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "OW! FRICKING HECK!"
 * Woody:
 * "Guys focus!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Whatever! Your lucky Woody's here Chef Pee Pee!"
 * Chef Pee Pee: (Quitely)
 * "yeah because otherwise i'd be dead by now"
 * Bowser:
 * "Dude I'm a Koopa, I can here whispers"
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "What? How does being a koopa allow you to... forget it I don't care"
 * Bowser:
 * "Jessie look out!"
 * A Shrimpo attacks Jessie
 * Chef Pee Pee attacks the shrimpo
 * Jessie:
 * "Thank you sexy"
 * Woody:
 * "...CHEF PEE PEE DONT STEAL MY GIRL!"
 * Woody punches Chef Pee Pee
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Ow! I was just saving here because none of you b******s did it"
 * Woody:
 * "SHES MY GIRL AND SHES HITTING ON YOU! ILL DO WHATS RATIONAL, BLAME YOU AND NOT HER!"
 * (tackles him, punching him over and over)
 * Bowser:
 * "She's mine!"
 * (Tackles both)
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "AH YOU FREAKING R***** GET OFF"
 * Woody:
 * "Sorry"
 * Bowser:
 * "Whatever, let's just stop shrimpo"
 * Woody flips in with swords to cut up shrimpo
 * Shrimpo bites Pee Pee
 * Chef Pee Pee:
 * "Ow!"
 * Bowser shoots the shrimpo
 * Chef Pee Pee stabs the shrimpo
 * Jessie:
 * "Okay, LETS GO!!!"
 * The group charges in, and after a long and tiring battle, the Shrimpo are defeated.
 * Woody:
 * "Now that the Shrimpo are gone, me and Jessie will have a little...talk, about her gender situation"
 * Woody leaves with Jessie and Shrimpo body parts
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * "Now everything is back to normal!"
 * Bowser:
 * "Not quite!"
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * "What do you mean?"
 * Bowser:
 * "You still owe me my milkshake!"
 * Chef Pee Pee screams in frustration.

Characters:

 * Bowser
 * Chef Pee Pee
 * Bowser Junior (mentioned)
 * Woody
 * Jessie Davis
 * Shrimpos
 * Sarah Croft
 * Zues E. Shrimpo