Moony's Happy Meal

Moony's Happy Meal is a story by InternetProblem.

WARNING: Little swearing and scary scenes

Synopsis
What do you do when someone like Moony gets you up at 3am feeling hungry, give them a happy meal of course

Script
3:00AM

It shows Moony sleeping

Moony: Tummy I'm trying to sleep it's 3AM you should not be hungry at 3AM know what, you win I'll wake up InternetProblem he could give me a happy meal

In InternetProblem's room

Moony: InternetProblem (turns on the light) InternetProblem

InternetProblem's sleeping while Moony is trying to get him up

Moony: InternetProblem InternetProblem INTERNETPROBLEM INTERNETPROBLEM INTERNETPROBLEM

InternetProblem: WHAT DO YOU WANT I'M SLEEPING GOD!

Moony: I'm very hungry

InternetProblem: What time is it?

Moony: 3 in the morning

InternetProblem: 3 IN THE MORNING AND YOU'RE HUNGRY?

Moony: Yeah I'm very hungry

InternetProblem: What do you want

Moony: A happy meal

InternetProblem: NO YOU MAY ACT LIKE JUNIOR HE JUST WANTED THE TOY OUT OF IT NO!

Moony: I'm not Junior I want the food I'm very hungry

InternetProblem: What is wrong with you go in the kitchen I'm sleeping

Moony: I WANT A HAPPY MEAL

InternetProblem: Please get out of my way!

Moony: I'M GOING TO CRY

InternetProblem: I'M TRYING TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

Moony: I will tell Mario

InternetProblem: Why are you even hungry and wanting a happy meal at 3AM, there's food in there

Moony: I'm going to tell Mario right now

InternetProblem: DOESN'T MATTER TELL HIM I DON'T CARE AT ALL

Moony: I don't like the food in there

InternetProblem: TELL HIM WHAT'S UP I'M ABOUT THAT LIFE

Mario: YOU'RE ABOUT THAT LIFE HUH?

InternetProblem: It's 3 in the morning and I'm tired

Mario: If Moony's hungry you give her anything that she wants if she wants a Happy Meal get it! I'm trying to fix Bowser's TV so he can watch Charleyyy

InternetProblem: CHARLEYYY AND FRIENDS AT THREE IN THE MORNING, WHEN IS IT NOT ON?

Moony: Are you ready to give me a happy meal?

InternetProblem: No but I have to

Moony: Seriously

InternetProblem: IF I COULD I WILL CUT OFF YOUR EYES TURN THEM INTO NOODLES AND USE THEM AS A TELEPHONE WIRE!

Moony: I get to sit in the front seat!

InternetProblem: Now put on you're seatbelt

Moony: I DON'T WANNA PUT ON THE SEATBELT

InternetProblem: You're gonna put you're seatbelt on

Moony: But I don't want to it's dumb

InternetProblem: Please put it on I'm not getting a ticket over you

InternetProblem: DAMMIT I'M GETTING A TICKET BECAUSE OF YOU!

Brooklyn Guy: Here's you're ticket for you're passenger not wearing a seatbelt

Moony: Why did you get a ticket?

InternetProblem: BECAUSE OF YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT WEARING THE SEATBELT

Brooklyn Guy: You've been drinking tonight?

InternetProblem: I SWEAR I DO NOT DRINK

Moony: We had like 20 beers officer

InternetProblem: STOP LYING BE QUIET

Brooklyn Guy: You look like you drink

InternetProblem: I SWEAR I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING, I JUST NEED TO GET SOME FOOD

Brooklyn Guy: Alright just make sure to put on you're seatbelts

Moony: I don't like wearing the seatbelt

InternetProblem: YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THE FUCKING SEATBELT I PROMISE YOU'RE GONNA WEAR IT

Brooklyn Guy: Just have a safe drive

InternetProblem: Alright I will officer, screw you

Moony: I'm hungry

InternetProblem: Were almost at McDonald's calm down shut up

Moony: Okay

MarioMario54321: Hi welcome to McDonald's how may I take you're order?

InternetProblem: What type of happy meal do you want?

Moony: Cheeseburger

InternetProblem: Can I have a cheeseburger happy meal

Moony: WITH A PEPSI

InternetProblem: I would like the drink to be a pepsi the least safe pepsi you have

Moony: THE TOY

InternetProblem: A girl toy it might be a boy IDK

Moony: I'm a girl I want a girl toy they can't forget it

InternetProblem: Okay a girl toy

MarioMario54321: What kind of sauce?

InternetProblem: What type of sauce do you want?

Moony: Barbecue sauce!

InternetProblem: Barbecue sauce please thank you

MarioMario54321: That's all?

InternetProblem: Yes

Moony: I WANT A MILKSHAKE CAN I HAVE A MILKSHAKE?

InternetProblem: Can I have a milkshake please

MarioMario54321: What kind of milkshake?

InternetProblem: Which milkshake?

Moony: What flavors do they have?

InternetProblem: What flavors do you have?

MarioMario54321: Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla

Moony: I want Chocolate and Vanilla both together

InternetProblem: They said you can't do it

Moony: How about them seperate

InternetProblem: YOU'RE NOT GETTING BOTH

Moony: I WANT BOTH!! YAY I GOT MY HAPPY MEAL

InternetProblem: Don't forget the milkshakes

Moony: I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE BOTH OF THEM

InternetProblem: So you have milkshakes now really?

Moony: Yeah I would have Chocolate on it's own but it would be alone with out Vanilla to keep it company

InternetProblem: Can we just go home please?

Moony: Yes wait no

InternetProblem: Why?

Moony: The happy meal box is very scary

InternetProblem: NO IT'S A HAPPY MEAL THAT'S SMILE IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Moony: WE NEED TO CHANGE IT

InternetProblem: NO IT'S HAPPY LOOK AT THE WHITE SMILE! JUST KISS IT KISS IT

Moony: Give me another one

InternetProblem: No just tell me that everything's there

Moony: Yes

InternetProblem: Oh thank god

Back in the house

Moony: I can't eat anymore

InternetProblem: YOU ATE LIKE 4 FRIES AND A NUGGET ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Moony: Yes so full that I'm going to pop

InternetProblem: AND THAT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE YOU TOOK A SIP OF IT WAIT WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE?

Moony: I threw it away because the chocolate and vanilla milkshake went at it and the chocolate one won

InternetProblem: MILKSHAKES CAN'T TALK SO THE WOULDN'T ARGUE

Moony: Yes you must have not heared them

InternetProblem: Just eat you're apple slices

Moony: NO THEY ARE DUMB

InternetProblem: I'm just gonna go to bed

Moony: INTERNETPROBLEM IT'S A BARBIE TOY!

InternetProblem: I DON'T CARE LET ME SLEEP RETARD

Moony: Get out of here box you're very scary

In Moony's room

Moony: THIS TOY IS STUPID MCDONALD'S NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE TOY'S BUT I'M GOING TO BED

Unknown: (laughs)

Moony: Who's that?

Unknown: (laughs)

Moony: LUIGI LUIGI COME HERE

Happy Meal: (evil laugh)

Moony: AHHH MY HAPPY MEAL!

InternetProblem: I'm so funny

Moony: MARIO MARIO THERE'S A SCARY HAPPY MEAL

Happy Meal: (laughs)

InternetProblem: Bastard that will get ya

InternetProblem is seen sleeping

Moony: INTERNETPROBLEM EVERYONE'S TURNING INTO A HAPPY MEAL

Happy Meal: (laugh)

Moony: (screams)

Inside Moony's closet

Moony: It's more safer in my closet and I'll turn on my flashlight

Happy Meal: (random noise)

Moony: (screams very loudly)

Back in the kitchen

Happy Meal: (goes crazy)