Transport Heist

"Transport Heist" is a chapter story made by MarioFan2009 in February of 2019. The Dastardly Three who previously appeared in The Dangerous Trio! and The Election! are back! This time however, they get a gang of six robbers to help them sell off drugs for cash. Meanwhile, Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof are up to no good at Sunny Funny's house. What will happen in this story?

Script
WARNING: This story will have violence, drug use and swearing.

- CHAPTER 1: Mischief -

Six robbers are seen entering a small dungeon like area.

Robber 4: Is anybody there?

Robber 2: Did we even come to the right address?

???: Hi. Nice to see you here.

Robber 5: Who said that?

Robber 6: Dunno...

Out of the shadows, The Dastardly Three come out.

Boney: You are just in time!

Robber 1: Wait, who are you anyway?

Bett: My name is Bett.

Boney: I am Boney.

Goombar: You can call me Goombar. Or you can just call us "The Dastardly Three"!

Robber 3: Alright then... so... what did you want us to do for you again?

Boney: Ohhhh... you guys are in for a treat...

Robber 4: And why is that?

Goombar: Here is what we want you to do...

The screen cuts to black.

The next scene shows Sunny Funny's house.

It shows the inside where Sunny Funny is sleeping in her bedroom.

It goes outside her bedroom to show Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz playing a game of cards.

AsphaltianOof: What card game you guys want to play today?

Azaz: How about uno? The gambling addition!

Buckaroo: Smart idea!

AsphaltianOof: I'll stack up the the cards. You guys shuffle.

Azaz: Will do!

AsphaltianOof stacks up the cards and gives two halves to Azaz and Buckaroo while putting the money in the table.

Buckaroo and Azaz toss ten-ten cards to everyone on the table.

Azaz: Everyone's got twenty cards right?

AsphaltianOof: Mm hmm!

Buckaroo: Yep!

Azaz: Alright, let's start!

All three of them look at their cards.

AsphaltianOof: Hold on a sec. I gotta use the crapper real fast.

Buckaroo: Eww! Too much information!

Azaz: Yeah! You could have just said "bathroom"!

AsphaltianOof: Sorry. My bad...

He leaves the table and goes to the bathroom.

Azaz: While he is gone, what do you wanna do?

Buckaroo: Maybe mess around with Sunny Funny's picture memories?

Azaz: Hmmm... great idea!

The two goof balls go downstairs and mess with Sunny Funny's photos by painting moustaches on them.

Buckaroo: Hahahaha! She looks funny with a moustache on!

Azaz: Agreed!

However, they take things a little bit too far when they paint on the photo of Denny Funny and General Potter.

Buckaroo: LOL! I wish the two where still here!

Azaz: Sadly, they ain't...

Buckaroo: Because they're gone with the wind!

The two laugh harder on the ground.

Buckaroo: Ahhh that was fun!

Azaz: Let's go upstairs and continue the card game now. I think AsphaltianOof should be coming soon.

Buckaroo: Yeah.

The two go upstairs and back on to the table.

AsphaltianOof comes back with a "feeling better" expression on his face.

AsphaltianOof: You know, she's gonna need to get the bathroom fixed...

Azaz: Wait, what did you do?

AsphaltianOof: Clogged the toilet.

Buckaroo: What??

AsphaltianOof: You heard me.

Azaz: (Sigh) We might wanna tell Sunny that when she wakes up.

Buckaroo: Right now, let's play the card game!

The three continue the card game.

AsphaltianOof: Yellow!

Azaz: (Giggles) Blue!

AsphaltianOof: OHHHH DAMNIT!

Buckaroo: Red!

AsphaltianOof: Reverse!

Azaz: Ugh!

Buckaroo: Skip turn!

AsphaltianOof: Nooo!

Azaz: Reverse!

AsphaltianOof: Skip tu--

Sunny Funny: What are you guys doing?

Buckaroo: Sunny Funny! Your awake!

Sunny Funny: Yeah right I am! (She rubs her eyes)

Azaz: We where just playing "Uno: The Gambling Addition"! Wanna join?

Sunny Funny: No I'm g-- wait? What addition?

AsphaltianOof: Gambling addition.

Sunny Funny: GAMBLING?! DUDE! You guys are gonna GAMBLE in UNO?!

Buckaroo: Yeah, something wrong?

Sunny Funny: Wait, who's money are you using?

Azaz: Yours.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?! Oh no no no no!

She snatches the money from the table.

Sunny Funny: Go get your own cash! Don't use mine for your dumb game!

AsphaltianOof: Awww! Now what do we do?

Buckaroo: Oh, and one more thing, AsphaltianOof clogged your toilet.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?!

AsphaltianOof: True that.

Azaz: Are you willing to get it fixed?

Sunny Funny: What is wrong with you guys?! You pull pranks on me, try to use my money for gambling and then clog my toilet?! What kind of manners do you have?!

Buckaroo: We don't have manners, we are not humans.

Sunny Funny: HUMAN SHUMAN! You better have some manners around here or I'm kicking you out for good!

She slams the door shut.

AsphaltianOof: My, what a temper she has...

Azaz: I know right... what is the point of manners anyways?

Buckaroo: Wanna continue uno?

AsphaltianOof: Oh boy! Sure I do!

They continue with playing uno while Sunny Funny is seen going downstairs.

Sunny Funny: Those three need to learn some respect already! What do they think I am a servant? Pulling dangerous pranks, gambling and clogging the toilet. What is with them anyways??

She puts the money on the table and goes to the kitchen.

Meanwhile...

The six robbers are seen going around with some black suspicious gym bags.

Robber 3: Alright guys, the dastardly three sent us to sell these drugs on the dark web so we can earn them some cash.

Robber 5: Sure will help to do a job for some people!

Robber 6: Me too!

Robber 2: So, we just gotta get home and sell the drugs?

Robber 1: But how do we do that?

Robber 4: Let's try 4chan guys. It always has such vulgar people online. They might be willing to take some of these!

Robber 1: Smart idea!

Robber 3: I like the sound of that! Let's get going to our house and we shall be able to open a thread on 4chan.

Robber 5: Wait, you said the dark web. 4chan isn't a deep web website...

Robber 6: It isn't that but it has some nasty stuff online.

Robber 2: Yeah. We shall be able to get someone's interest.

Robber 1: You guys always have a open mind!

Robber 4: Agreed!

Robber 3: Smart thinking. Now let's get going now. Time's a wasting.

(Oh, and for all the audience, yes. 4chan is a REAL website with vulgar people, has adult posts and a ton of other things you will not unsee. I do NOT recommend you going on there. Please take this as a notice!)

Back at Sunny's house.

Sunny Funny: I can't wait to cook breakfast. Just got done brushing my teeth. Now let me see...

She looks through the fridge.

She then closes the fridge.

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... I don't know what to cook today...

She then sees a picture like object on top of the fridge.

Sunny Funny: What is that?

She takes the picture from the fridge.

Sunny Funny: Huh, it must be backwards...

She turns it around.

To her surprise, her eyes pupils turn very small and she has a very shocked expression on her face.

Sunny Funny: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

It shows the picture of General Potter and Denny Funny vandalized with black paint. (It shows General Potter's eyes blackened in with paint and Denny Funny's face slimed up with black paint as well)

Sunny Funny: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEMORY PHOTO?!

She suddenly remembers about Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof and Azaz.

Sunny Funny: Ohhhhh...

Her face grows wide angered.

She goes upstairs with bawled fists.

It cuts back to Azaz, Buckaroo and AsphaltianOof still playing uno.

All three of them have only one card left.

AsphaltianOof: Aaaaand WHAM!! I win!

Buckaroo: Drat!

Azaz: Dangit!

AsphaltianOof: Go get me a sprite from downstairs! I'm the winner!

Buckaroo: Fine...

Azaz: Guess we need to do your bet... I'll also get myself a cider while I'm at it.

Suddenly, the door opens hardly.

Buckaroo: The heck? Sunny?

Sunny Funny: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! (She shows them the General Potter and Denny Funny photo that they vandalized)

AsphaltianOof: Dafuq?

Azaz: Ahh shit... how did she find that?

Buckaroo: I left it on top of the fridge...

Azaz: YOU ASSHOLE!

Sunny Funny: STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER AND TELL ME!

Buckaroo: Well you see... while AsphaltianOof was clogging the toilet.

AsphaltianOof: Hey!

Buckaroo: We decided to go downstairs and have fun painting on your memory photos. Me and Az stumbled upon that family photo of yours and we decided to paint on it.

Sunny Funny: WHAT?! YOU PAINTED ON OTHER PHOTOS AS WELL?!

Azaz: Sure did! (Smiles nervously)

Sunny Funny: Show me what you did now...

Buckaroo: You really wanna get furious at us?

Sunny Funny: Yes... show me NOW!

AsphaltianOof: I got see this!

It cuts to all four of them downstairs while Buckaroo and Azaz show the photos to Sunny Funny that they painted all over.

Sunny Funny: (Gasp)

It shows a picture of her, another photo that consists Meggy, Tari and her, and another photo (in this case a selfie) she took with MarioFan2009, CuldeeFell13 and Rh39011478.

Sunny Funny: WHY?! JUST WHY?! YOU RUINED MY MEMORIES!!

Buckaroo: Well sorry...

Azaz: We didn't know you'd care a lot for these pictures...

AsphaltianOof: I really don't know why you guys just did that in the first place.

Sunny Funny: SORRY DOES NOT FEED THE BULLDOG! THAT DOES IT! (She angrily drops her photos on the ground)

Buckaroo: Calm down! You really want them to break?

Sunny Funny: YOU GUYS, EVER SINCE YOU HAVE CAME TO MY HOUSE, YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT THE FOLLOWING: PULLING HORRIBLE PRANKS ON ME WHILE I AM IN THE GARDEN, BEING LAZY AND WATCHING TV WHILE GETTING DRUNK CONSTANTLY, GAMBLING MY MONEY IN A GAME OF UNO AND CLOGGING MY TOILET.

AsphaltianOof: Geez, you don't have to yell at us...

Sunny Funny: AND NOW, YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY MEMORY PHOTOS BY PAINTING ALL OVER THEM?! That... is the last straw!

Azaz: What are you gonna do with us.

Sunny Funny: Something I should have done before...

Buckaroo: And that is?

It shows the outside of Sunny Funny's house.

Sunny Funny: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! AND STAY OUT FOREVER!!

Buckaroo and Azaz are seen being kicked out.

Sunny Funny: And as for you Mr. Pink Blockhead...

AsphaltianOof: Hey! That's not very nice! Also, I need to get a sprite from the fridge. You might wanna get it for me?

Sunny Funny gets even more frustrated.

Sunny Funny: OUT YOU GO!! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!

She kicks AsphaltianOof out of the house.

Sunny Funny: AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!!

She slams the door very hard and shut while locking it.

Buckaroo: Owww...

Azaz: Guys, we just got kicked out of the house...

AsphaltianOof: I didn't even get my sprite! (He starts to cry)

Buckaroo: Calm down AsphaltianOof... we can get you a sprite along the way.

Azaz: But we don't have any money!

Buckaroo: Wait... AsphaltianOof, does Azaz have any money?

AsphaltianOof: (He wipes the tears off of his face) Yeah... it is in the Roblox universe. He has stolen 2 billion dollars from multiple banks all over the town he has been living in.

Buckaroo: 2 billion dollars?! That is a lot then what I have stolen! I have only stolen 2-3 million dollars in cash during my 10 years of evil!

Azaz: I will get my money and we can buy something.

Buckaroo: Ok, but how many dollars?

Azaz: Eh, at least 20-30 bucks. Orrrr, 75 bucks!

AsphaltianOof: Sounds good to me!

It cuts to Azaz back with 75 dollars in his wallet while he is counting it.

Azaz: 73, 74 and 75! We are good to go guys!

Buckaroo: I have a quick question.

Azaz: Yeah, go on.

Buckaroo: How have you stolen 2 BILLION dollars from multiple banks all over from Roblox?

Azaz: Let's just say I am mastermind criminal and I get money easily! I have never been caught for 2 years and yet my identity has never been found out!

Buckaroo: Holy moly...

AsphaltianOof: I help him sometimes. I have never been identified in the town either!

Buckaroo: Wow... but we are in Pensacola. We cannot commit crimes here...

Azaz: We know that.

AsphaltianOof: We are just being the heroes of the town.

Buckaroo: Ok, let's quit talking and get going already.

The three leave to get some food.

Meanwhile at a house...

The six robbers are seen trying to find someone on 4chan they can make a deal with the drugs.

Robber 6: Found anybody?

Robber 3: Not yet... goodness it is so hard to get someone's attention...

Suddenly, a anonymous message pops up saying: "That looks like some great stuff... I am a mastermind criminal in real life and I will pay you off huge bucks for that!".

Robber 3: Ahh! I got a result!

Robber 4: What does it say?

Robber 3: It says "That looks like some great stuff... I am a mastermind criminal in real life and I will pay you off huge bucks for that!".

Robber 2: Wait wait wait wait... how can we trust the guy?

Robber 5: Yeah?

Robber 1: We need to gain his trust so he can gain ours.

Robber 3: I'll message him.

He writes down: "How do we know we can trust you?".

Robber 3: Just gotta wait now.

Robber 1: Oh goody!

The anonymous person sends photos of drugs, money and multiple weapons.

Robber 3: Hmmm...

The person then sends a message saying: "You know me now? I am a huge mastermind on these things.".

Robber 3: Looks like a genuine photo to me...

Robber 6: I agree...

Robber 4: We gotta ask him where he is so we can make the deal with him.

Robber 3: I'll write that down in a jiffy.

He sends a message saying: "Where do you deal at? We need to get the money from you somehow.".

The so called mastermind writes down saying: "I live at a abandoned harbour somewhere in Pensacola. Let me send you a google maps location.".

Robber 3: Alright guys.

Robber 5: What does the message say?

Robber 2: Yeah! Tell us.

Robber 3: He says he is sending us a screenshot of where he is. It is at a abandoned harbour somewhere.

Robber 1: Ok!

A message shows a photo of a Google Maps location in Pensacola.

Robber 3: Hmmm...

A minute passes by...

Robber 3: Alright fellas, I know where the location is. I told the "Mastermind" we will arrive there in 20-30 minutes. We need to get the truck loaded with the drugs and drive off fast.

Robber 6: Got it boss!

Robber 4: Where is the location though?

Robber 3: I have a GPS tracker at my truck. It will always help us out. I also have a print of the location map so we should be able to get there.

Robber 5: Nice!

Robber 2: Can't wait!

Robber 1: Let's go guys!

All six of the robbers fill their truck up with the drugs and they drive off fast.

- To be continued... -