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To All: Here CROSS–ING Over Abridged Episode 3

SMG4 driving the death bus with the radio on

SMG4: You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up

Bob: YEah I SurViEd SO i CAn teLL My SToRie

Joseph: Ok anyways fuck you tod!

Shroomy: Who?

Joseph: The One from Here that isn’t a plush

Cody: Speaking Of People not a plush where Ken

Joseph: (Kidding me If I tell him the truth he probably leave and that means one less Allie for me to use to break and escape this hell of a game called purgatory) Up in my @$$ but honestly no clue he probably a T Pose Zombie Still Toad

Toad: Me?

Joseph: NO THE OTHER ONE!

SMG4 Toad: What?!

Joseph: Why You did that to me after getting heavily damage and bleeding out!

SMG4 Toad: Cause you almost got all of us killed back in a gas station that was just payback!!

Meggy: You got me to ask this however after this question what happened at the gas statio–

Joseph: Payback Well Here payback!

We cut to Tari humming the main theme of Jurassic Park

SMG4 Toad: (offscreen) Hahahaha Wait Where did you get your sword you doing this oh CRA–

Punches,kicks,And slashes can be heard

SMG4 Toad: (offscreen) Pant Pant Pant...

Joseph: (offscreen) Hope you can survive the outside without help!

SMG4 Toad: (offscreen) No..No...No...!

Shattering Glass can be heard

Woody: Ok also when are going to reach our destination

SMG4: In 30 minutes or so

Rosalina: it’s impressive that we made it without getting attack by T Pose Zombies

Mario: We got attacked once

Suddenly two zombies come out of the back

Rosalina: My Big month

Tari: We have 96 percent of getting infected by the disease

Joseph: Do anyone have a word to describe our soon to be fate

Junior: I have one AHHHHHHHHHHHHH–

https://youtu.be/x9W598i7hGU

Meggy is in a fetal position on the death bus

Joseph burns Ken

Toad’s acting like a statue

Waluigi head is upside down

All wander around GlitchCon

In My Time Of Dying

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All run into peach castle

Shroomy: Pant Pant.. Pant... Pant.. That was a close call

Mario: Pant... Pant... Pant... Yeah can’t believe that w we nearly die

Joseph: It be more of inflected

Junior: Still we run to here after the car crash and that have shot out the T pose Zombies

Cody: Yeah

Joseph: If you excuse me I going to sleep and give up being a protagonist

Junior: Than who will

Joseph: Know What Junior I will give you status as main protagonist so there I just going to sleep where’s a bed

SMG4: Upstairs

Joseph: Thanks

Joseph leaves and go upstairs

Junior: Great.. Um so how will we stop the zombies get in here

SMG4: Got it easy

A huge fence appears but get jammed and stops at 3 inch in the air and it starts to have electric around it

SMG4: Kidding me

Junior: What wrong

SMG4: The fence is malfunctioning luckily it’s enough to hold up and keep the zombi’s away from here

Junior: Ok

Mario: Let’s investigate the castle

Investigation Start

Junior looks around the castle as Joseph goes up

Junior: Joseph any clues of this castle

Joseph: Just this key

Key added to records

Joseph walks down

Joseph: I getting a glass of milk cause I can’t take this and I’m thirsty

Suddenly Joseph was launch backwards

SMG4: You found the backwards jump stairs

Junior: (Ok so this stairs would launch you backwards nice)

A logic piece goes into Juniors mind

Junior: Why is there a hole in the top of the wall

SMG4: Probably someone went through it after going down these steps

Junior: (Ok I probably need to keep that in mind)

Another logic piece into Junior Mind

Junior walks to the Kitchen

Mario: What the hell!

Tari: Yesterday wasn’t this filled with things

Bowser: But now the refrigerator is gone!

Junior: (Ok so how did this happened!)

Mario: Ok what are we going to do about this

Tari: Yeah we have Cody investing the scene

Junior: Ok who found this and when did it go

Cody: Seems around nighttime and I found blood stain near the refrigerator I’m not sure what I mean who is it

Junior: (Ok guess here be some blood lose)

Bloodstain added to Court

Another logic piece go in Junior mind

Cody: People get out! For a bit

Everybody go out of the kitchen

Tari: Ok than

Junior: Um who found the that the fridge to be gone

Tari: Um SMG4 Toad

Junior: (And Joesph threw Toad out of the car) Kidding me! Ok who found the empty fridge

Tari: Me

Junior: (Ok should I question her)

>No don’t focus on her. >>Yes

Junior: Tari can I ask you a few questions

Tari: No What the purpose of this

Junior: Just asking ok

Tari: Look I just find it pointless

Junior: In order to find out what happened to the fridge I need to know what I can out of this

Tari: And I It have no real purpose simple as that!

Junior: Actually I might be helpful tell me where were you last night

Tari: Playing games here why do ask?

Junior: Easy You might have saw a person gone to the kitchen

TarI: Gulp

Joseph: Junior has a point Tari please tell us what happened last night and now

Tari: Ugh Fine

Witness testimony

/Last Night\

Tari: I was playing games until 9 where I took a short break

Tari: At around 10:30 I returned to playing video games

Tari: And I saw no people going to the kitchen

Tari: And So it is no use of this testimony at all

Junior: (Ok now let’s do the cross examination part)

Cross Examination

/Last Night\

>Tari: I was playing games until 9 where I took a short break

Junior: Hold It! What where you doing in between that time

Tari: Simple exploring the castle and I have a blueprint with secret passageways here a map

Map goes to Court records

Junior: (Ok that could be some use

Tari: At around 10:30 I returned to playing video games

>Tari: And I saw no people going to the kitchen

Junior: Hold It! Was there really None at All?

Tari: Beside Toad–

Junior: Then you saw a person going to the kitchen which contradicts you statement

Tari: I’ll updated the statement ok

(“Tari: And I saw no people going to the kitchen“ changed to “Tari: I saw no one going to the kitchen except Toad”)

>Tari: And So it is no use of this testimony at all

Junior: OBJECTION! You said Toad had went to the kitchen

Tari: Yes But What is the point?

Junior: Easy he could’ve seen the Kitchen and we can mostly determine when did the fridge was gone!

Tari short circuits for a second

Tari: Sorry Just recuperate the facts still I useless to the c case

Junior: However you might have seen someone else went downstairs

Tari: Nah I focus on my games during around that time

Junior: Still you might have seen a person during the short load time or a cut scene

Tari: I HAVE NOT!

Junior: (Ok that was unnecessarily loud) Um where were if you could point to it on the map

Tari: Got it here

Junior: Thanks Miss Tari for that Since now I had found a contradiction

Tari: WHAT?

Junior: (Ok let’s show her) Well here the contradiction

>>The position >The Fridge >The Room

Junior: The fridge would’ve made noise enough for you to at least heard and the proof is well where the fridge was near you placement!

Tari: GULP Wait I had the noise up on the tv

Junior: (Crap I have no reply need to think of something)

Cody (offscreen): WAIT A SECOND!

Cody walks on screen

Joseph: Cody did you found anything

Cody: The bloodstain is being analyzed and we determined that the fridge was moved at 9:39 PM

Junior: Gotta Ya! Tari your excuse has evaporated

Tari: GAAH

Junior: Tari give us another testimony around that time of the disappearance of the fridge

Tari: Fine...

Witness Testimony

/Eploring The Castke\

Tari: I was in the basement looking around to see the secret passageways

Tari: After A But I ran in to Saiko

Tari: We talk a bit and I guess I just missed out the noise

Tari: That my explanation

Junior: (Sounds Full proof But I will still question)

Cross examination

/Eploring The Castke\

>Tari: I was in the basement looking around to see the secret passageways

Junior: Hold It! Why were you at that place

Tari: Ug I was at that place ok sometimes things happen in progress of something else got it

Junior: (That was pointless)

>Tari: After A But I ran in to Saiko

Junior: Why was Saiko there

Tari: No clue honestly got it

>Tari: We talk a bit and I guess I just missed out the noise

Junior: Objection! Why didn’t you hear it

Tari: Look I didn’t hear due to the conversation

Junior: Unless someone strong lift it you should’ve heard!

Tari: I telling the truth got it!

Junior: (Should I believe her should I But I need to ask this one question)

>>Do you know who went in during the night >When is the series premiere of Mama Luigi And Joseph for hire) >We’re you in the kitchen

Junior: Do you know who went in the kitchen during the night

Tari: Um first Saiko than Luigi Than Mario lastly Toad

Junior: (Who could’ve done it Wait... I got it)

Suddenly the door blown open with Peach,Toad,And Toad

Saiko: Did The alcohol finally affect me

Peach: Also Cody can you search for Toadsworth he disappear 2 days ago I got his blood so he can get a clone

Cody: Okay I get it searched

Junior: People! I know who caused the disappearance of the fridge

>Saiko >Luigi >>Mario >Toad

Junior: MARIO FROM HERE!

SMG4 Mario: WHAT?!

The door is flung open

SMG4: I forgot to locked the door!

Peach: Shut Up anyways I was looking for Toadsworth

Cody: Give me a blood sample and I should get a few things on him

Peach gives Cody a vile of Toadsworth blood

Saiko: The fuck are you

Joseph: Mind controlling aliens hellbent on Killing all life here

SMG4 Mario: Why do you think I did it you have no merits to say that

Junior: Actually I do

SMG4 Mario: WHAT?! But Toad was the last There he could only be it

Junior: Well it simple (Need to pick the right one)

>SMG4 Mario Weight

>>SMG4 Mario’s Strength

Junior: Your Probably the only one who could lift it

SMG4 Mario: GA!

Meggy: But That doesn’t mean Red did it! He had no reason

Junior: Your absolutely a dumbass

Joseph: And That coming from the suppose Mary Sue

Meggy: What?

Joseph: Mary Sue you have the experience,power,speed,and accuracy of a Mary Sue

Junior: And the motive is! Mario love of spaghetti

Tari: What But Why would he do that than?

Junior: Simple he found the spaghetti with vegetables causing him to want to get rid of it

Tari: Even Than we would have found it soon by!

Junior: Well they a way to get rid of it without us finding it so easy and that is…

>SMG4 Mario Strength

>>The Backwards glitch staircas

Junior: The backwards staircase!

Joseph: Yeah nice one dummy I figure that out a hour ago!

Meggy: Explain!

Junior: Well a certain stairs in the castle has a bit of a glitch which sends a person backwards and probably objects…

SMG4 Mario gulps

Junior: Which is how the culprit got rid of the fridge now admit it Mario you did the crime

SMG4 Mario: Fine I admit it I got rid of the fridge

All (Except Junior And Joseph): WHAT?!

SMG4 Mario: I did it I saw the spaghetti in the fridge and it has vegetables on it

Meggy And Tari: What?!

Joseph: Ok you are dummies

Meggy: But Toad you were the last one there

SMG4 Toad: I was half asleep

Tari: So you did this is ridiculous why

Joseph: He just explainied why.

SMG4 Mario: Yeah I wish can apologize but I can’t

Cody: Guys the blood test is over after a bit of trials and tribulations. I found who the blood stain belongs to

Peach: What…

Cody: The Blood Stain is Toadsworths

All: WHAT?!

https://youtu.be/CalmeXqMYNg

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