User blog:Rh390110478/The Golden Collection of RH! Volume 1 (2018)

Hey, everyone! It’s RH! Since this is 2019, I will be uploading EVERY single SML Idea, Alternate Ending, and Story I’ve ever made in 2018 on the SML Wiki! I hope you enjoy them! Let me know in the comments which ones were your favorites!

RH Studios Presents

The Golden Collection of RH! Volume 1 (2018)

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1. Cody the Vampire! Alternate Ending. (My first contribution to the wiki!)

Junior: Let’s call the doctor so we can make sure he’s dead!

Joseph: Yeah, Let’s do it dude!

(Brooklyn Guy rings the doorbell)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, did somebody call a doctor?

Junior and Joseph: Well, We did! Because, we just killed somebody!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait, Wait, Wait! Hang on, you killed somebody?!

Junior: Um, Yeah, we did!

Joseph: Come in, he’s in the living room.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

(Junior, Joseph, and Brooklyn Guy go into the living room where they find Cody’s corpse)

Junior: Okay doctor, here is is!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God! You killed him?!

Junior: Um, Yeah we did! He’s dead!

Joseph: YEAH!

Brooklyn Guy: HOW?!

Junior: Well you see, while Cody was not in the living room, we rubbed garlic on his ken doll so when he kisses it, he dies from the garlic!

Brooklyn Guy: But, Why would you kill him?!

Junior: Well, because he was a vampire!

Joseph: Yeah dude!

Brooklyn Guy: Th- That’s a stupid reason to kill somebody! He wasn’t even a vampire!

Junior: Yes he was! See, look he has two sharp teeth, he turned into a bat, he didn’t have a reflection, and he hates garlic.

Brooklyn Guy: You mean this bat?

(Brooklyn Guy points to baseball bat that is on the couch)

Junior: Um, yes he turned into that bat.

Brooklyn Guy: *sighs* you idiot that’s a baseball bat! He has no reflection because he was born without one, his sharp teeth, well he was born with those, and finally, he hates garlic, because he was allergic to garlic, so he wasn’t a vampire!

Junior: Oh, well... It’s Joseph’s fault.

Joseph: WHAT DUDE?!

Junior: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO POINT OUT HE HAD SHARP TEETH!

Joseph: NO, YOU WERE THE ONE TO SAY HE HATES GARLIC!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A BASEBALL BAT, AND NOT AN ACTUAL BAT!

Joseph: IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT GARLIC IN KEN’S MOUTH!

Junior: WELL YOU COULD HAVE TALKED ME OUT OF IT!

Brooklyn Guy: Both of you, Shut up! All right?! I’ll be right back in a moment.

(Brooklyn Guy leaves the living room)

Junior: I’M TELLING YOU JOESPH, IT’S YOUR FAULT CODY’S DEAD!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

(Brooklyn Guy returns to the living room with his cop outfit)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, I’m back. Now Bowser Junior and Joseph ohwhatshisname, you two are under arrest for the murder of Cody Nutkiss!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Brooklyn Guy: So you two are gonna have to come with me.

Junior: NO I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior and Joseph try to escape, but Brooklyn Guy tasers them, and drags them away)

Junior and Joseph: HELP! LET US GO!

(Meanwhile, at the courthouse)

Judge Goodman: M’kay. The people of Florida vs. Junior and Joseph is now in session. Now interpretators Junior and Joseph, what do you have to say in your defense?

Junior: HEY IT’S NOT MY FAULT CODY’S DEAD! IT’S JOSEPH’S FAULT!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Judge Goodman: BOTH OF YOU STOP ARGUING, OR YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME CUSS, AND YOUTUBE WILL AGE RESTRICT THE VIDEO! Anyways, with that out of the way, now we move on to the victim’s parents Judy Nutkiss, and Tyrone Calvin. What do you two have to say?

Junior: Hey look everybody, it’s the pig!

(Judy slaps Junior)

Junior: OW!

Judy: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PIG JOKES AND SECOND, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY SON, YOU MONSTER!

Junior: HEY, DONT BLAME ME, BLAME JOSEPH!

Joseph: WHY YOU LITTLE?!

(Joseph beats up Junior)

Judge Goodman: STOP FIGHTING YOU FU-

(Goodman realizes what he’s about to say, and he worryingly looks at YouTube who pulls out the age restriction hammer)

Judge Goodman: Um... I mean... STOP FIGHTING YOU MURDERERS!

(Goodman looks at YouTube, and YouTube satisfied puts away their hammer)

Judge Goodman: Okay, the jury has chosen its decision. Bowser Junior, you and your friend Joseph have been chosen GUILTY!

Junior and Joseph: WHAT?!

Judge Goodman: Junior and Joseph, for the murder of Cody Nutkiss, you two have been sentenced to life in prison with no parol. OFFICERS, GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I’M NOT GOING TO THAT STONE OF DESPAIR!

(Junior and Joseph try to run off, but are tackled by officers, dragged off kicking and screaming, and are thrown in the prison bus)

Junior and Joseph: STOP! LET US OUT!

(The prison bus drives off with Junior and Joseph screaming) (Meanwhile, at an Alcatraz in an unspecified location, Junior and Joseph are put into prison uniforms and thrown into a cell)

Junior: HEY! LET US OUT RIGHT NOW!

Joseph: Dude, I can’t believe we’re in jail!

Junior: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JOSEPH!

Joseph: DUDE, STOP ACCUSING ME!

Junior: WELL, YOU GOT US IN JAIL!

Joseph: Why you-

(Junior and Joseph are interrupted by someone in the cell with them. It is Bubbles!)

Bubbles: Oh boy, some new cell mates to have fun with.

Junior and Joseph: AHH! PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE! DON’T HURT US!

(A blue light suddenly flashes into the cell. Much to Junior and Joseph’s shock, and Bubble’s interest, it is Cody as a ghost)

Cody’s ghost: Hey, guys.

Junior: Cody?! I though you were dead!

Cody’s ghost: I am dead. But I’m now a ghost. Now, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS KILLED ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VAMPIRE!

Junior: BUT IT WASN’T ME CODY! I SWEAR! IT WAS JOSEPH!

Joseph: STOP BLAMING ME!

Cody’s ghost: IT’S BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS! NOW YOU TWO ARE GONNA PAY!

(Cody’s ghost turns to Bubbles)

Cody’s ghost: Hey Bubbles, What do you say we give these two the “time of their life?”

Bubbles: Oh yeah, let’s do it...

Cody’s ghost: Okay.

Junior: Um, why are you guys looking at us like that?

Joseph: Yeah, dude, it’s really creepy.

Cody’s ghost: Oh, don’t worry guys, we’re just gonna return the favor...

Bubbles: Yeah...

(Junior and Joseph look at each other)

Junior and Joseph: Uh oh.

(Cody’s ghost and Bubbles laugh as they “return the favor” to Junior and Joseph)

Junior and Joseph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The End

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2. My continuation to KAPFan9876’s Jeffy’s Pokémon Card! Alternate Ending.

(After Mario found Jeffy’s corpse in the lake)

Mario: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! JEFFY!"

(Mario jumps into the lake, and retrieves Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: OH MY GOD! JEFFY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!!

(Mario notices a stab wound in Jeffy’s corpse and upon closer inspection notices a white fabric inside)

Mario: What is that?

(Mario digs through Jeffy’s stab wound and pulls out the white fabric)

Mario: Maybe, I can get this to a laboratory so they can identify who’s DNA this white cloth belongs to.

(Mario walks to his car, puts Jeffy’s corpse in the seat, and drives to a laboratory, where Dr. Finkleshitz works at.

Mario: Alright I’m here.

(Mario enters the laboratory and finds a lab employee)

Mario: Hey, excuse me sir, have you seen Dr. Finkleshitz?

Lab Employee: Oh, Yes! He’s in that room over there.

Mario: Ok, thank you!

Lab Employee: No problem!

(Mario enters Dr. Finkleshitz lab where he is recording his new episode)

Dr. Finkleshitz: Hello, and welcome! I am Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz! And today we will be discussing about-

(Mario barges in)

Dr. Finkleshitz: AHH! Who are you? Can’t you see I’m about to do another episode here?

Mario: Sorry for interrupting you Dr. Finkleshitz, but this is more important.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok, this better be worth it.

(Bowser Junior and Cody are watching Dr. Finkleshitz on TV)

Junior: Wait, what’s Mario doing on Finkleshitz show?

Mario: Well, Finkleshitz, you see I was looking for my son Jeffy, cause it was his bedtime. But when I went outside, I found him in the lake at the back.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Well, what’s this got to do with me?

Mario: Well, I got him right here.

(Mario brings in body bag and opens it, revealing Jeffy’s corpse)

Dr. Finkleshitz: (shocked) SWEET BEANS IN A BASKET!!!

(Back at living room)

Junior: (worried) Oh... shit.

(Back at the lab)

Mario: Yes, he was all burnt, and stabbed, then I noticed this piece of white fabric and I wonder if you can get who’s DNA is on this.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok, I will do it! To the DNA Machine!

(Bowser Junior looks down and sees a small tear in his bib)

Junior: Oh, crap...

Cody: Junior. What’s wrong?

Junior: Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

(Back at the lab)

Mario: Oh, so this is your DNA machine?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Well, Yes it is! Now I just drop this white fabric into the machine and we will see the DNA results!

Mario: Great!

(Finkleshitz drops the fabric into the machine and it analyzes the DNA)

Mario: Is it done?

Dr. Finkleshitz: Yes! It’s finished!

Mario: Great! Let me see!

Dr Finkleshitz: Ok, Here!

(Mario looks at DNA results)

Mario: Hmm, it says: green skin, orange hair, is 9 years old, and favorite food, Happy Meals.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Who could that be?

Mario: Wait a minute!

(Mario thinks of all the DNA results he looked over)

Mario: Yes, it makes sense. The person who killed my son is Bowser Junior!

Junior: OH MY GOD, NO!

Mario: Well thank you for your time, Finkleshitz, I gotta get back to my house now.

Dr. Finkleshitz: Ok, bye!

(Mario leaves the laboratory with Jeffy’s corpse)

Dr Finkleshitz: Maybe this episode will get high ratings!

(Mario arrives back to the house)

Mario: (angry) Oh, when I get my hands on Junior...

Bowser Junior: Well, I don’t know what happened on tv.

Cody: What are you talking about?

Mario: JUNIOR!!!!!!

Junior and Cody: What the-?

Mario: JUNIOR, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Junior: Um, Mario what’s wrong?

Mario: DON’T TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG, YOU KILLED JEFFY!!!

Junior: WHAT! JEFFY’S DEAD!

Mario: Yes Junior, YOU KILLED HIM!

Cody: Junior, what’s he talking about?

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back.

(Mario leaves the living room, then returns with Jeffy’s corpse)

Mario: Ok, Junior. Since you didn’t know Jeffy is dead, then how do you explain this?!

(Mario drops Jeffy’s corpse in the couch, and Cody screams in horror)

Cody: HOLY FUCK, JUNIOR!!! YOU MURDERED HIM?!!

Junior: Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Mario: JUNIOR, STOP LYING! WE GOT YOUR DNA!

Junior: Well, even if you got my DNA, you still can’t prove I murdered Jeffy!

Mario: Hang on, I’ll be right back!

(Mario heads into the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef PeePee?

Chef Peepee: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Well Chef PeePee, if you wanted to catch Junior doing something, what would you use?

Chef PeePee: Let me think. Hmm... Wait! I remember! I still have those security cameras hooked up in the house!

Mario: Alright, Thanks Chef PeePee! Where are they?

Chef PeePee: Oh the films are on the table!

Mario: Ok, Chef PeePee, Thanks!

Chef PeePee: Your welcome.

(Mario takes the film and heads to the living room)

Mario: Ok, Junior this is enough evidence to prove you killed Jeffy.

Junior: Go ahead, Mario try it!

(Mario inserts the film into the DVD player, and he, Junior, and Cody watch the murder play in front of them.

(Junior and Jeffy appear inside the camera footage)

Bowser Junior: "YOU DESTROYED IT!"

Jeffy: "Here's your half and here's my half."

(Jeffy hands the one half to Bowser Junior while he glares at him.)

Bowser Junior: "..."

Jeffy: "What?"

Bowser Junior: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Bowser Junior tackles Jeffy and starts punching him while grabbing his throat.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!"

Bowser Junior: "NO! NOT RIGHT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO THE CARD!"

(He then grabs the scissors from Jeffy and stabs him in the knee with the scissors.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR DRIPPING SAUCE ON THE CARD!"

(He stabs the other knee while Jeffy screams in pain.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR PUTTING TOO MUCH WATER ON THE CARD!"

(Bowser Junior stabs Jeffy's eye which causes him to scream even more pain.)

Jeffy: "AAAAHHHH! MY EYE!"

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR LIGHTING THE CARD ON FIRE!"

(He cuts Jeffy's ear off which causes even more screaming.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR FEEDING IT TO YOUR DOG!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's arm.)

Bowser Junior: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO SHRED THE CARD!"

(He then stabs Jeffy's hand)

Bowser Junior: "AND THIS IS FOR CUTTING THE CARD IN HALF!"

(He quickly slices Jeffy's nose which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Bowser Junior then grabs Jeffy neck against the wall and smirks evilly)

Bowser Junior: "So Jeffy, how does it feel to get stabbed? The one you used to cut the card up?"

(Jeffy then begins crying)

Jeffy: "PLEASE JUNIOR! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY FOR CUTTING THE CARD UP! PLEASE SHOW MERCY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT THE CARD UP!"

(Bowser Junior just stares and smirks)

Bowser Junior: "PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR REALLY SORRY?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU CAUSED ME SO MUCH TORTURE THAT JEFFY FANS WANTED TO TO SUFFER! YOU PROBABLY WANTED TO PURPOSELY DESTROY THE CARD FOR YOUR OWN SADISTIC TORTUROUS PLEASURES YOU SICK FUCK! I ASKED YOU IF I WANTED THE CARD BUT YOU JUST KEPT ON DESTROYING IT!"

(Bowser Junior then stabs Jeffy's crouch which causes him to scream some more.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Bowser Junior: "And now, for the grand finale."

(Bowser Junior then pours gas on the stabbed Jeffy. He then lights a fire from a match.)

Jeffy: "JUNIOR! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!"

Bowser Junior: "Too late. Now why don't you rot, IN HELL!"

(Bowser Junior drops the lit match onto Jeffy that causes him to burn to death.)

Jeffy: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

(When the fire cools down, all that's left is Jeffy's burned corpse. With Bowser Junior, he just stands there and smirks evilly. He then falls and his knees but grins some more)

Bowser Junior: "Ahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Junior then drags Jeffy's corpse outside and throws it into the lake. Bowser Junior quickly washes himself up to get rid of the blood and cleans up the evidence of the murder, and the camera footage ends. This scene was made by KAPfan9876, so I give him credit for it.)

Mario and Cody: Oh my god...

Junior: (scared) Um... that is not me on there!

Mario: YES, THAT IS YOU JUNIOR!! STOP LYING!

Cody: Sorry to say this Junior, but... IM CALLING THE POLICE!!

Junior: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!

(Junior trys to tackle Cody, but Mario successfully holds him down, and sits on him.)

Junior: UGH, LET GO OF ME!

Mario: Quick Cody! Call the police!

Cody: Got It!

(A few minutes later, Brooklyn Guy arrives at the door)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, what seems to be the problem?

Mario: Ok, good! You’re here officer! You see, this kid named Bowser Junior killed my son Jeffy!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, really?!

Mario: Yes, I got footage of it, so come in!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok!

(After Brooklyn Guy watches the footage)

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my god, that was brutal!

Mario: I know!

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, Bowser Junior you are under arrest for the murder of Jeffy.

Junior: WHAT?! NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL!

(Junior tries to strangle Mario for getting him arrested, Brooklyn Guy tasers him)

Brooklyn Guy: ALRIGHT, YOU ARE SO COMING WITH ME!!!

Junior: UGH, MARIO AND CODY, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING ME IN JAIL! HEY, LET ME GO!

(Brooklyn Guy throws Junior into his car and drives Junior to jail)

Mario: Yeah, we got Junior to justice, right Cody?

Cody: Yeah we did!

(Mario and Cody hi-five)

The End

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3. SML Idea: YouTube!

Plot: Jeffy injures himself, discusses about political events, swears, and strips naked on screen, which gets YouTube’s attention, and YouTube furious about these violations starts to age restrict the universe, so Mario and the others have to infiltrate the YouTube HQ, get through the 5 floors of tubing, defeat the CEO of YouTube, and shut off or destroy the age restrictor machine.

The 5 stages can consist of Logan Paul, DanTDM, SuperMarioLogan himself, James Rolfe, and Nostalgia Critic. Maybe have the CEO of YouTube by FroggyCompany, as a means to make fun of him.

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4. Cody’s Birthday 2!

Cody is celebrating his 9th (or 3rd birthday), and this time he is holding it at his house!

Junior and Joseph are excited to go because they want to treat Cody like a baby again. However, Cody is still mad at Junior and Joseph for ruining his previous birthday, so he hires some bodyguards to keep Junior and Joseph out of the party. Now Junior and Joseph must find a way to sneak into the party without getting caught by the guards.

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5. Jeffy’s Paper Shredder! Alternate Ending. (The first part of my Badman Saga!)

(After Goodman leaves with Mario's lottery ticket)

Goodman: Ha.. I can't believe I just scammed Mario again!

(Unknown to Goodman, Mario hears what he said)

Mario: Wait, what's he talking about?

(Mario decides to sneak underneath Goodman's car, as Goodman is about to drive away, Mario clings to the underside of the car, and Goodman drives off not knowing Mario is following him.)

Mario: Where is he going?

(Mario sees Goodman stopping at a mansion, which has a gold G on the front, which stands for Goodman)

Mario: Hmm.. This must be his mansion.

(After Goodman enters his mansion, Mario sneaks out from underneath the car)

Mario: I wonder what it's like in there...

(Mario enters Goodman's mansion)

Mario: Woah! This looks really fancy!

(Mario hears Goodman coming, and quickly hides under the dinner table)

Goodman: Now, that I've conned Mario, now to check on my prisoner...

Mario: Wait, what prisoner?

(Mario watches Goodman walk to his fireplace, suddenly he hits a button that is on a picture and the fireplace turns into a secret stairway, Goodman proceeds to walk into the secret stairway.)

Mario: What's in there...

(Mario follows Goodman into the stairway, and sees Goodman unlock a rusty door and enter)

Mario: What the-

(Mario is interuppted by the sound of a man screaming and getting whipped)

Unknown Man: OW! STOP IT!

Mario: WHAT THE HECK?!

(Mario nervously looks into the cell, and to his horror discovers Goodman whipping a man that looks exactly like him)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Goodman: Hey, Brother! Guess what happened today!

Mario: Wait, brother?

Goodman: I just conned this guy named Mario out of a 350 million dollar lottery ticket!

Unknown Man: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, BROTHER!

Goodman: Oh, but I've already had...

(Goodman whips the man a final time before leaving, while Mario hides under a desk as Goodman exits the room)

Mario: Who is that?

(Mario enters the cell and heads towards the man)

Unknown Man: PLEASE! NO MORE! I CAN'T SUFFER MUCH MORE!

Mario: Listen, I'm not Goodman. Who are you?

Unknown Man: Wait, who are you? You look familiar...

Mario: Well my name is Mario. Now can you tell me who you are-

Unknown Man: Wait, Mario? Is that really you?

Mario: How did you know my name?

Unknown Man: Remember,I was the officer who came to your house, you called me when you were getting Call of Duty Black Ops II from GameStop, and I helped some yellow bird with his speech impediment!

(Mario suddenly has a flashback of the times Goodman was at his old house)

Mario: GOODMAN?! IS THAT YOU?!

Real Goodman: Yes! I'm the real Goodman!

Mario: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Real Goodman: Well, here's what happened...

(Flashback occurs)

Real Goodman: When I was leaving your house one time after helping fix the cable, I was just driving to my mansion...

(Flashback suddenly stops for a moment)

Mario: So Wait? This is your mansion?

Real Goodman: Yes, now let me continue please...

Mario: Ok.

(Flashback continues)

Real Goodman: Anyways, as I was driving to my mansion, a car suddenly T-boned me!

(A car rams into Goodman's car knocking him out)

Real Goodman: After I was knocked out... I woke up in my mansion. At first, I thought it was a dream... But there was a masked man in front of me and I noticed I was chained to the wall!

(The man reveals his face to Goodman, and he looks just like Goodman, but with a scar on one of his eyes, and a black eye on his other eye)

Real Goodman: It was my brother, Badman!

Goodman: Wait, Brother?! What are you doing?! Let me go?!

(Badman slaps Goodman)

Badman: Oh, I don't think that's possible Goodman. And don't worry about Mario. I'll take "great" care of him... Also, GIVE ME THAT!!!

(Badman grabs Goodman and steals his bank account password)

Goodman: HEY! THAT'S MINE!

Badman: And you're identity? Ha! It will be mine now!

(Badman leaves Goodman in the cell screaming)

Goodman: Afterwards, he made a mask to look like me!

(Badman exits a room looking just like Goodman and laughs madly)

(Flashback ends)

Mario: Damn, but what happened to your body, you're all thin, and there scars all over you!

Goodman: Well, he beat me, whipped me, starved me, and bit off my nipples, and played jump rope with them!

Mario: Oh... Well, Don't worry! I'll help you escape!

Goodman: Ok, thanks... but usually when Badman leaves my cell, he always locks the door leading in here, but there is still a way out...

Mario: Where?

Goodman: See those air vents? They lead throughout all the rooms in my mansion. If you can get to Badman, the keys to my chain are in his pocket.

Mario: Ok, I'll be back with the keys!

(Mario opens the air vent and crawls inside)

Goodman: Good Luck, Mario!

(Mario crawls through a passage of air vents, and sees Badman in the kitchen)

Mario: Hmm... Oh! I know how to get the keys!

(Mario exits the vent leading outside of the mansion, and runs to his house and gets some pills out of his medicine cabinet)

Mario: Perfect...

(Mario gets into his car and drives to Goodman's mansion and knocks on the door)

Badman: Who could that be?

(Badman answers the door and finds Mario)

Badman: (pretending to be Goodman): Oh, hey, Mario, how are you doing?

Mario: (playing along) Oh, I was just coming to your house for dinner, because since you won the lottery I wanted to come over for dinner to congratulate you.

Badman: Ok, Mario! Come inside!

(Badman leads Mario to the dinner room and pours two cups of tea)

Badman: Now, wait here, while I go get the turkey!

Mario: Ok, Goodman!

(Badman enters the kitchen)

Mario: Now's my chance...

(Mario sneaks the pills into Badman's tea)

Badman: Hey, Mario! I'm back with the turkey!

Mario: That looks delicious!

(Badman puts the turkey on a plate, and he and Mario start eating it)

Mario: So, Goodman, how does it feel to win 350 million dollars?

Badman: Oh, It's great Mario! I'm gonna be so rich, I'll be richer then Bill Gates!

(Badman drinks the tea that was drugged by Mario)

Mario: (looks at his phone) YES!

Badman: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Rosalina told me she is coming over for a date!

Badman: Well, that sounds good, Mario!

(Badman suddenly feels tired)

Badman: Oh, I don't feel too good...

(Badman passes out from the pills, which turn out to be sleeping pills)

Mario: Perfect! Now to get the keys!

(Mario heads to Badman and takes the keys to Goodman's chain, then heads into Goodman's cell)

Mario: Goodman! I got the keys!

Goodman: Nice, Mario! How did you get them?

Mario: Oh, I just knocked out Badman with sleeping pills.

Goodman: Clever.

(Mario uses the key to unlock Goodman's chain)

Goodman: Yes! Thank you, Mario!

Mario: You're Welcome! Now let's get you out of here...

(Mario puts Goodman in his car, and drives to his house. Meanwhile, Badman wakes up after the sleeping pills wear off)

Badman: Uhh... What happened?

(Badman notices Mario is gone)

Badman: Mario? Where did you go?

(Badman notices his keys are gone)

Badman: Uh Oh...

(Badman rushes to Goodman's cell and finds that Goodman is gone)

Badman: (furious) MMMAAARRRIIIOOO!!!!!!!!

(At Mario's house)

Mario: Ok, Goodman, here is my current house.

Goodman: Wow! This looks very cool, Mario!

(Goodman notices the secret door)

Goodman: Um, what is in there, Mario?

Mario: (worried) Oh, just something I'd really want to forget...

Goodman: Ok.

Mario: Well, Goodman, since you haven't ate in a while, back in the cell, you can just help yourself to all the food I've got.

Goodman: Ok, thanks Mario!

(Goodman enters the kitchen to eat dinner for the first time in months)

Mario: Right now, I've got to make a call...

(Mario talks to someone on the phone and hangs up)

Mario: Ok, they should be here any minute...

(Mario hears a knock at the door)

Mario: Who could that be?

(Mario opens the door)

Mario: Hello-

(Mario is suddenly punched in the face by someone. When Mario looks up, it is Badman)

Badman: WHERE'S GOODMAN?!

Mario: What are you talking about?

Badman: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS GOODMAN??!!

(Mario screams, and runs upstairs)

Badman: COME HERE!!!

(Mario runs into the game room, and finds Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty, and notices there is a bomb next to him)

Mario: Hey, Black Yoshi?

Black Yoshi: What do you want folk?

Mario: Well, can I borrow that bomb?

Black Yoshi: Sure!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the bomb)

Badman: MARIO?! WHERE ARE YOU??!!!

Mario: RIGHT HERE!!

(Badman looks at Mario)

Mario: Eat this...

(Mario throws the bomb at Badman, and it blows up destroying Badman's Goodman disguise)

Badman: NO! MY IDENTITY!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT MARIO! I'M GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR NIPPLES, JUST LIKE I DID WITH GOODMAN!!!

(Badman rushes upstairs)

Badman: MARIO!! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!

Mario: HEY, BADMAN!!

(Badman sees Mario at the end of the hallway)

Mario: Come at me...

(Badman rushes at Mario, but Mario steps out of the way, and Badman falls out the window and lands on the ground, at that moment Rosalina arrives at the house for her date with Mario)

Rosalina: (notices Badman) WHO IS THAT?!

Badman: COME HERE!!!

(Badman chases Rosalina into the house)

Rosalina: MARIO!!! HELP!!!

Mario: OH NO!

(Badman tackles Rosalina, and aims a gun at her)

Badman: Any last words?

Rosalina: PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!!!

Badman: WHERE IS MARIO?!!

Rosalina: I'LL NEVER TELL!!!

Mario: LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!!!

(Mario jumps off the balcony and lands on Badman releasing Rosalina who rushes into the kitchen, and finds Goodman eating some cupcakes, and his body is back to normal size)

Goodman: Oh, Hi there! Who are you?

Rosalina: Well, my name is Rosalina, and... RIGHT NOW, THERE IS A PSYCHO TRYING TO KILL MARIO!!!

Goodman: UH OH! MARIO, I'M COMING!!!

(Goodman rushes out of the kitchen, and in the living room Mario is wrestling Badman for the gun)

Mario: GIVE ME THE GUN!!!

Badman: NEVER!!!

(Someone knocks at the door)

Mario: THE DOOR!!!

Badman: NO!!!

(Badman shoots Mario in the leg)

Mario: OW!!!

Badman: NOW!! TELL ME WHERE GOODMAN IS??!!!

Goodman: RIGHT HERE, BROTHER!!!

(Goodman rushes into the room, and tackles Badman)

Badman: LET ME GO!!!

Goodman: NEVER!!!

(Upstairs, Jeffy hears the noise and notices Goodman attacking Badman)

Jeffy: DON'T WORRY! I'LL STOP HIM!

(Jeffy runs into the game room, and pushes the couch towards the balcony)

Jeffy: HEY!

(Goodman, Badman, and Mario notice Jeffy about to push the couch off the balcony)

Mario: GOODMAN!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

(Jeffy throws the couch off the balcony and Goodman runs out of the way, and the couch crushes Badman)

Mario: GREAT JOB JEFFY!!!

(Mario, and Goodman pull the couch off of Badman)

Mario: IS HE DEAD?!

Goodman: (after listening for a heartbeat) No, he isn't dead. He's just knocked out...

Mario: Well, I'm going to go get the door.

(Mario rushes to the door and opens it to find Brooklyn Guy, and a force of officers)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey- OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG?!

Mario: Well... just come in, okay...

Brooklyn Guy: Alright.

(Brooklyn Guy enters the house, and finds the chaos that occured in the house)

Brooklyn Guy: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROOM!

Mario: Well, maybe Goodman can tell you what happened...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, hey Goodman do you know what happened?

Goodman: Here, let me tell you...

(After Brooklyn Guy and the cops listen to Goodman's story)

Brooklyn Guy: So the guy knocked out right now is your brother Badman?

Goodman: Yes, that is him...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, well Badman is coming with us, and someone take Mario to an ambulance.

Simmons: Got it Brooklyn!

(Brooklyn Guy drags the knocked out Badman into his police car, and Simmons puts Mario in an ambulance)

Brooklyn Guy: Well, this guy sure is getting prison for life.

(Brooklyn Guy drives Badman to prison, while the ambulance takes Mario to the hospital)

(At the hospital)

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, the bullet dislocated Mario's left leg so he's gonna be in a wheelchair for a few weeks, but other than that, he's gonna be fine.

Bowser: Well, that's a relief!

Bowser Junior: Wow! Jeffy, I can't believe you stopped a gunman!

Joseph: Yeah, that's pretty cool dude!

Cody: Ken says that Jeffy is awesome!

Joseph: HE'S A DOLL DUDE!!!

Rosalina: So, Mario. How's your leg gonna be?

Mario: Well, the doctor said I'll have to be in a wheelchair for a while, though we can still have that date...

Rosalina: Yeah. Hopefully, your leg will be fine...

Mario: Yeah I hope so too...

Brooklyn Guy: Mario! You have a visitor!

(Goodman enters the room, now in Badman's suit)

Goodman: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Hi, Goodman!

Goodman: Hey Mario! Guess what happened?! After my brother was sent to jail, the cops returned all his money to me!

Mario: Nice!

Goodman: They also sent me the 350 million lottery ticket, but I'm going to give it to you since you won in the first place.

Mario: Thank you, Goodman!

Goodman: Well, I gotta go refill my job applications.

(Goodman leaves the hospital)

(Meanwhile at a prison, Badman is thrown into his cell)

Brooklyn Guy: Into your cell, psycho!

Badman: So, Mario may have saved Goodman, and got me in prison, but little does he know, that eventually I will escape, and kill Mario, then i'm going to kill all his friends, his family, and everyone he holds dear to him!!

(Badman laughs evily)

Brooklyn Guy: Badman, time for bed!!!

Badman: Damn...

The End

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6. Jeffy's Bad Word Alternate Ending:

Rosalina: Well, maybe you shouldn't have been such a faggot!

Mario: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M DONE WITH THIS!

(Mario leaves the living room)

Mario: UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE IS ACCUSING ME OF RAPING JEFFY! ALL I DID WAS SPANK HIM! I gotta do something about this! Hmm... Wait! I know what to do!

(Mario enters the kitchen)

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh, hey Mario! What are you doing?

Mario: Well, I need to borrow your security cameras. Were they up today?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, they're over there!

Mario: Ok, thanks!

(Mario takes the camera)

Mario: Well, now I have to call Goodman to see this, and know I'm telling the truth!

(Mario answers the phone)

Mario: Come on... Pick up!

(Goodman answers)

Goodman: Hello?

Mario: Hi, Goodman!

Goodman: Oh, hey Mario!

Mario: Well, Goodman. I need to ask you to do something.

Goodman: Sure, as long as I get paid!

Mario: Well, you know that news report you did saying I molested a child?

Goodman: Um, yes?

Mario: Well, I just realized I had footage taken of it, so can you come over and look?

Goodman: Sure, what's in it for me?

Mario: Well... Oh! If you come over and watch it to show I didn't rape my son, then I will give you a 1,000,000 dollar check!

(Goodman gets dollar signs in his eyes)

Goodman: Cha-ching! I'm gonna be rich! Sure, I'll come over! Just get me that check!

Mario: Ok, good! See you there!

(Mario hangs up)

(The next day)

(Goodman knocks on Mario's door)

Mario: Hello?

(Mario opens the door to meet Goodman)

Goodman: Hey, Mario! I came over to see that video, and get that check!

Mario: Ok! Just come in!

Goodman: Ok.

(Mario and Goodman arrive in the living room where Rosalina is sitting on the couch)

Mario: Hi, Rosalina...

Rosalina: Hey, child beater...

Mario: Well, you see I bought Goodman here because-

(Someone knocks at Mario's door)

Mario: Hang on, I'll be right back!

(Mario answers the door, and Brooklyn Guy is there with a swarm of Mario protesters)

Brooklyn Guy: Everybody, say it with me!

Mario prostesters: (chant) MARIO SUCKS! MARIO SUCKS! MARIO SUCKS!

Mario: EVERYONE! SHUT UP!

Brooklyn Guy: No! Because you raped a kid!

Mario: Well, guess what? I got footage of what really happened!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, really?

Mario: YES!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, show us!

Mario: Ok, come in!

(Mario leads Brooklyn Guy into the house)

Mario: Hey, Goodman! Brooklyn Guy is here!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! Let us see the video so we can know if we're right that Mario is lying!

Mario: Hang on! Jeffy! Come in here!

(Jeffy enters the room)

Jeffy: What's up faggot?

Mario: You know what? Let's just watch!

(Mario, Rosalina, Brooklyn Guy, Goodman, and Jeffy watch the video of Mario spanking Jeffy)

Mario: See guys? I told you! I only spanked him!

Brooklyn Guy: That's not true!

Rosalina: Yeah! You just edited it to get people on your side!

Mario: Guys, I can't even edit the video! I got it off the security camera!

Jeffy: No, faggot! You clearly stuck your hand down my pants!

Mario: Hey, Goodman! Look This video is true, right?

Goodman: Oh, it's real all right!

Rosalina, Jefy, and Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!

Goodman: Basically, on security footage, people are unable to edit the video so basically, this is 100% real footage!

Mario: Well, now I'm gonna go show the footage to the news!

Rosalina: NO YOU'RE NOT!

(Rosalina tries to tackle Mario, but she is punched by Goodman)

Rosalina: HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! I'M A GIRL!

Goodman: Sometime's I don't care...

(Rosalina and Goodman brawl with each other)

Goodman: Mario, quick! Get to the news station!

Mario: On it!

(Mario runs into his car with the video, and drives to the news station)

Jeffy: STOP HIM!

(Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy get into Brooklyn Guy's car and chase after Mario)

Mario: I can't wait to clear my name!

(Brooklyn Guy's car suddenly rams into the side of Mario's car)

Mario: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Brooklyn Guy: GIVE US THE FILM!

Jeffy: YEAH, FAGGOT!

Mario: NEVER!

(Mario rams into Brooklyn Guy's car and runs him and Jeffy off the road)

Brooklyn Guy and Jeffy: NO!

Mario: YES!

(Mario makes it to the news station, and runs in)

Mario: Excuse me! I got to get this on the news!

(Mario runs into the news room)

Mario: Yes! I made it!

(Brooklyn Guy, Jeffy, and a badly bruised Rosalina arrive with Goodman tied up)

Rosalina: STOP RIGHT THERE, MARIO!

Brooklyn Guy: YOU'RE NOT SENDING THE VIDEO!

Goodman: Mario! Help!

Mario: Well, I'm going to post this on the news, and justice will be served!

Rosalina: NEVER!

(Rosalina tackles Mario and tries to choke him)

Rosalina: Say goodbye, Mario!

(Rosalina suddenly gets shot)

Rosalina: OW!

Mario: What the?

(Simmons was the one who shot Rosalina)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! SIMMONS! YOU TRAITOR!

Simmons: Mario! Quick! The video!

Mario: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Brooklyn Guy, Rosalina, and Jeffy leap at Mario, but Mario succesfully lands the tape into the player)

Mario: YES!

(The video of Mario spanking Jeffy is shown on the news, revealing the truth to everyone in the world)

Mario: Guys, there's nothing left you can do... It's over...

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, really?! WELL WE STILL HAVE GOODMAN!

Goodman: Let me go!

(All of a sudden, the SWAT team, and Mario protesters burst into the news building)

M&M'S Chief: STEP AWAY FROM THE GUY WITH THE RED HAT!

Mario: YES! HELP!

Rosalina: WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

M&MS Chief: Jeffy, Rosalina, and Brooklyn Guy! You three are under arrest for accusing this guy of rape, and attemped to murder a millionaire!

Brooklyn Guy: WAIT! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I WORK AS A COP, YOU KNOW!

M&M'S Chief: NOT ANYMORE! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

(M&M'S Chief tears off Brooklyn Guy's badge)

Brooklyn Guy: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Jeffy: BUT DADDY STUCK HIS HANDS DOWN MY PANTS!

M&M'S Chief: WELL, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!

Brooklyn Guy: Wait! Everyone, hang on! We still can't go to jail because we still have our supporters right?

(Mario protesters alter their signs to where they now say MARIO RULES!)

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?! WHY DID YOU BETRAY US?! AND SIMMONS, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! WE WERE PARTNERS!

Simmons: Well, I saw you chasing Mario down the highway!

M&M'S Chief: ENOUGH! Now you three are coming with us!

Rosalina: MARIO! PLEASE! DON'T LET US GO TO JAIL! I'M SORRY FOR ACCUSING YOU! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Mario: Well, Rosalina... At first, I thought you were the most beautiful woman I could have possible met in my life... But now... I see you as a backstabbing bitch, so Rosalina... Consider this, over!

Rosalina: BUT MARIO!

Jeffy: DADDY! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY!

Mario: Would I really think you'd keep your promise! I don't think so, Jeffy...

M&M'S Chief: Ok, all three come with me!

Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy: CURSE YOU, MARIO!

(M&M'S Chief drive Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy to jail)

(Later, on the news)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS! M'Kay, Mario has finally revealed that he didn't rape a child, but only spanked him, so to compensate for him, we have given him a 200,000 check to make up for it... Oh, yeah! Since I helped him, He also gave me a million dollar check! WHOO! I'M RICH!

(Cut to Mario watching TV)

Mario: Glad everything's been cleared up...

(Meanwhile at prison)

Rosalina: PLEASE! LET US OUT! I'M INNOCENT!

Brooklyn Guy: HURRY! IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR BUBBLES TO COME IN!

(9:30 Rings)

Jeffy: OH NO!

(Bubbles enters the cell)

Bubbles: RAPE TIME!!!

Rosalina, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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7. SML Idea: R.I.P. Toys R Us

Plot: Jeffy hears on the news that Toys R Us is closing all of its stores and is upset about this. Jeffy asks Mario to take him to Toys R Us so he can have some of the Toys before closing, and say goodbye to Geoffrey the Giraffe.

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8. Jeffy Gets Glasses: Alternate Scenario

Brooklyn Guy: Guess I won't be needing this then...

(Brooklyn Guy accidently euthanizes Poopy Butt)

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, so what's going on-

Jeffy: AAAHHHH!!! POOPY BUTT!!!!

Mario: OH MY GOD!!!

Jeffy: POOPY BUTT!! WAKE UP!

(Poopy Butt dies)

Jeffy: NOOO!!!!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh... Well, I'm so sorry.

(Mario and Jeffy look furiously at Brooklyn Guy)

Jeffy: YOU KILLED MY DOG!!!!

Mario: YEAH!! WHY DID YOU KILL MY SON'S PET!!

Brooklyn Guy: Look, I didn't mean to-

(Jeffy beats up Brooklyn Guy)

Mario: JEFFY! GET OFF HIM!!

(Jeffy gets off Brooklyn Guy)

Jeffy: Ok, daddy.

Mario: But still... WHY DID YOU KILL MY SON'S DOG?! WHY??!!

Brooklyn Guy: Look! I didn't mean to! It was an accident! I swear!

Mario: But you could've just thrown the needle away instead of jamming it into the dog!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, well I didn't think of that...

Mario: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Brooklyn Guy: NO! DON'T!

(Officer Goodman arrives at the door)

Goodman: Hey, Mario! What did you need me for?

Mario: Well this doctor euthanized my son's dog when we asked for his vision to be fixed!

Goodman:Well, let me see!

Mario: Ok...

(Mario leads Goodman to the living room)

Mario: Ok, Goodman, look...

Goodman: OH MY GOD!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey! It was an accident!

Goodman: Well, I don't care! You're under arrest for killing a dog without the kid's permission! Now come with me!

Brooklyn Guy: NO I'M NOT!!!

(Brooklyn Guy tries to run off, but is tasered by Goodman)

Goodman: You will be getting a long time in jail.

Brooklyn Guy: NO! LET ME GO!

Jeffy: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING MY DOG!

Mario: Well, Jeffy, sorry about your dog... But I can get you a new one if you want!

Jeffy: Ok.

Mario: Alright. Come on.

(Mario and Jeffy drive to the pet store)

The End

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9. SML Idea: Joseph Gets Rich!

Plot: Bowser Junior, Joseph, and Cody are sitting on the couch, and when Junior asks what they want to do today, Cody suggests they go swimming in the lake. When Junior and his friends are swimming p, Joseph’s shell suddenly falls off, and when Joseph dives down to get it, it is too heavy for him. After leaving the lake, Junior and his friends get Brooklyn Guy’s help to get the shell out of the lake with a crane, but when they get it out, they discover something about it. The shell is actually made of emerald!

Brooklyn Guy explains to Joseph that since his shell is an emerald, it is worth billions of dollars. Brooklyn Guy suggests Joseph to keep watch over it, and if he is ready, cash it in for a fortune. Joseph says that he will think about it.

Junior and his friends go back into the house, and Junior and Cody are amazed that Joseph’s shell is worth a lot of money. When they are watching TV, Brooklyn Guy announces on the news that Joseph’s shell is worth a lot of money. However, at a house Joseph’s former mother is watching TV with her new husband, and when she finds out that her former son is rich, she decides to kill him, so she can get all the money.

A few hours later, Junior hears a knock on the door, and when he opens it, Joseph’s Mom asks to come in to see her son. When Joseph’s Mom comes into the living room, Joseph is excited his mom is back. Joseph’s Mom says that she wants to have dinner with him. However, when making the food, Joseph’s Mom sneaks poison into Joseph’s sandwich.

When they are getting ready to eat, Cody smells something weird, and then he notices Joseph’s food is poisoned, and he warns Joseph. Joseph quickly notices and throws the food away. Joseph’s Mom, furious that her plan failed, finally admits she wants to kill her son to get his fortune. Joseph’s Mom grabs a nearby butcher knife, and pursues Joseph. Junior and Cody try to help, but Joseph’s Mom knocks them out. Meanwhile, Mario is watching TV with Jeffy, then he hears a noise outside the room, and when he looks outside, he sees Joseph’s Mom chasing her son with a knife.

Mario panics, and quickly calls the police to report her. Eventually, Joseph’s Mom tackles her son, and is about to stab him to death to get the shell. However, at the last second, the police burst in, and when Joseph’s Mom holds Joseph in front of her, the police shoot her dead.

After Joseph’s Mom’s corpse is taken away, Joseph wonders who will be his new parent, however Junior gets the idea to have Joseph live with him, and he convinces his dad to adopt Joseph, and when Bowser realizes Joseph is worth a lot of money, he accepts and adopts Joseph.

At the end, Joseph is excited he lives at Junior’s house now, but he questions what will happen to his old home. Junior says they already took care of that. It turns out Joseph’s old house has been turned into a camper by Mario for Shrek to live in, so he will no longer make a mess in the bathroom. Shrek is excited that he can now poop wherever he wants now.

The End

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10. Cody's Birthday! Alternate Ending.

Junior: WHAT DOES THE CAT SAY?!!

Cody- It says-

Junior: WHAT DOES IT SAY?!

(Cody reaches his breaking point)

Cody: THAT’S IT!!!

(Cody punches Junior)

Joseph: CODY! YOU PUNCHED YOUR FATHER! YOU’RE GROUNDE-

(Cody punches Joseph)

Joseph: OUCH!!!

Junior: CODY! STOP IT! GO TO YOUR CRIB NOW, BABY!

Cody: NEVER!!!

(Cody throws Junior into a wall)

(Cody’s parents arrive at the house)

Judy: I wonder if Cody’s here. Today is his birthday!

Tyrone: Yeah I know!

(Judy and Tyrone enter the house)

Judy and Tyrone: Cody! Happy Birth-

(Judy and Tyrone see Cody beating up Junior and Joseph)

Judy and Tyrone: OH MY GOD!

Cody: Oh. Hi, Mom and Dad!

Tyrone: Cody! What’s going on here!

Cody: Well, basically I was trying to celebrate my birthday with my friends, but they keep treating me like a baby calling me 2 years old!

Judy: YOU TWO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!

Junior: Well he is 2...

Tyrone: OH YOU GONNA GET IT NIGGA!

(Tyrone punches Junior in the eye)

Junior: OW MY EYE!

(Tyrone snaps Joseph’s leg in two)

Joseph: MY LEG!

Judy: Now... Here’s what’s gonna happen... in order to make up our son’s birthday... YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE HIS SLAVES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY FOR 12 YEARS!

Junior and Joseph: NO!!!

(Later at Cody’s house)

Judy: So Cody, how is your birthday so far?

Cody: Oh it’s going great!

Tyrone: Anything you need?

Cody: Oh, yes I do. JUNIOR, JOSEPH! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

(Junior and Joseph enter now tied to chains)

Junior: Yes, master..

Cody: Actually don’t call me master. Call me my hunkiness.

Junior: Yes, your hunkiness.

Cody: Now I want you two to rub some cream on my butthole, and Ken’s ass.

Joseph: NO WE’RE NOT!

Cody: Oh, I’m sorry, but you know the rules...

(Cody pulls out a whip and whips Junior and Joseph)

Junior and Joseph: OK! WE’LL DO IT!

Cody: Nice...

(Junior and Joseph moan in disgust as they reluctantly rub Cody’s butt, and Cody is having the best birthday yet.)

The End

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11. If Jeffy and Bully Bill’s fight took place onscreen

Bully Bill: Come on, Jeffy! Fight me like a man!

Jeffy: Ok!

(Jeffy and Bully Bill brawl)

Bully Bill: OW! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Jeffy: Oh, well the bracelet is now on you!

Bully Bill: OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Jeffy: Nope!

Bully Bill: YOU SON OF A BIT-

(The bracelet goes off, causing Bully Bill to explode in a bloody mess)

Jeffy: That will teach you!

(Jeffy goes back inside)

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12. SML Idea: MISSING: Rosalina

Plot: Mario is getting ready for a date with Rosalina, but when he opens the door, he is confused to see Rosalina is not there. Mario decides to call her, but she won’t answer either. Mario is starting to get worried about Rosalina’s absence since he hasn’t heard from her for 5 months.

Eventually, Mario decides to file a missing person report. Mario goes to the police station and tells Brooklyn Guy that Rosalina has been missing for 5 months. Brooklyn Guys agrees to help Mario, and launches a massive search party for Rosalina.

However, they still can’t find her, but Brooklyn Guy found a piece of paper on the ground. It says that if Mario wants to see Rosalina again, he must go to this address. The paper is signed by someone with the initial P. Mario is wondering who P could be, but then he suddenly remembers when he used to date his ex-girlfriend Peach. Mario decides that Peach might know where Rosalina is and decides to track her down.

After Mario tracks down Peach at her house, he notices that Peach isn’t there, but left the front door open. When Mario goes inside, he gets disturbed when he sees that there are A LOT of pictures of him in Peach’s house, and even more when he finds a painting of Peach kissing Mario in the living room. Mario suddenly hears a loud banging sound, and realizes it’s coming from behind the painting. When he removes the painting, he discovers Rosalina is behind it, trapped in a cage. Rosalina then explains what happened.

After having a date with Mario on Christmas Day, Rosalina was leaving the house, but was suddenly knocked out by someone in black. When she woke up, she saw she was trapped in a cage, and in front of her was the one who knocked her out. It was Peach.

Peach explained that she eventually realized Mario was in love with Rosalina now, and thus decided to kidnap Rosalina, and make Mario love her again. Peach then left Rosalina trapped behind the painting for 5 months, while she took Rosalina’s phone so she can make Mario think it was Rosalina texting him saying she’s on vacation in Miami, and will be back eventually.

Mario decides to help Rosalina escape. Rosalina tells him that the cage’s keys are locked in Peach’s room. Mario eventually gets into the room by breaking down the door with an axe he found in Peach’s shed. Mario then retrieved the keys, and breaks Rosalina out.

However, by the time Mario and Rosalina are getting into Mario’s car to drive off, Peach has returned home, and is furious when she sees Mario saved Rosalina. Mario quickly drives away, but Peach gets in her car, and speeds after Mario to stop him from getting away.

Mario is excited he saved Rosalina. However, he gets shocked when Peach rams into the back of his car demanding he pulls over. Mario refuses and slams on the gas harder. Peach continues to pursue Mario, and she ends up going past the speed limit, thus getting the attention of Brooklyn Guy and Simmons who chase after the drivers with other officers aiding them.

Peach then pulls out her gun and tries to shoot Mario’s tires, but she is interrupted by police. Peach then starts shooting several officers which makes the cops drive faster. Eventually, Peach shoots Mario’s tires, forcing the car to stop.

Peach then goes to Mario’s car and forces Mario to exit the car. Peach then gives Mario a choice. If he chooses Peach, she shoots Rosalina, but if he chooses Rosalina, Peach shoots Mario. Mario ultimately chooses to stay with Rosalina much to Peach’s outrage. Just as Peach is about to shoot Mario, but the cops arrive and shoot Peach in the leg, stunning her. Afterwards, Brooklyn Guy and Simmons tackle Peach and restrain her, as she screams at them to let her go.

Brooklyn Guy also congratulates Mario for finding Rosalina, and explains Peach will be in jail for a long time. The police then leaves with Peach in tow, with Peach cursing at Mario saying she will be back.

Back at the house, Mario and Rosalina have their date at the house, with Chef PeePee cooking dinner. Meanwhile, at prison, Peach is in her cell being chased by Bubbles who wants to rape her, and Loan Dolphin who demands payment for the gun Peach bought.

The End

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13. SML Idea: 30 Minutes or It's Free! (Prototype for the CROSS-ing Over Short, 30 Minutes!)

Plot: Bowser Junior, Joseph, and Cody get hungry and decide to order pizza from Long John's Pizza. However, when they call, they realize they introduced a new promotion that if the pizza doesn't arrive in 30 minutes, then it's free. Bowser Junior then decides to sabotage the deliveries so he can get the pizzas for free. However, Brooklyn Guy also has his job dependent on getting there on time, so Brooklyn Guy tries to get to the place as fast as possible.

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14. Bowser Junior Gets Jinxed! Continuation.

(Cody is about to kiss Junior)

Cody: Come here, Junior- SHIT!

Junior: YES! I CAN TALK AGAIN!

Cody: Dammit, Cody!

Junior: (angry) CODY!!!

Cody: (scared) Um, yes, Junior?

(Junior punches Cody)

Cody: OW! WHAT THE HECK!

Junior: That's for jinxing me and making me fail my essay!

(Junior brutally beats up Cody and throws him down the stairs breaking every bone in his body)

Cody: NO! MY BUTT! I CAN'T HAVE KEN SHOVED UP MY ASS!

Junior: Now to get Joseph...

(Junior tracks down Joseph's house)

Joseph: I wonder when my mom is coming home.

(Joseph hears banging on his door)

Joseph: Who is it?

(Joseph opens the door)

Joseph: Hello-

(Junior punches Joseph)

Joseph: OW!

Junior: Hi, Joseph...

Joseph: DUDE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!

Junior: Well, Cody helped...

(Junior beats up Joseph and throws into a car where he gets run over)

Joseph: MY LEG!

Junior: Now to go back to the house..

(Junior returns to the house, but is shocked to see it burned down)

Bowser: (crying) NO! MY TV! CHARLEYYY!

Chef Pee Pee: (angry) HEY, SLUT! CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW THIS HAPPENED?!

Junior: Wait a minute... YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SET MY BLANKET TO FIRE, SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Chef Pee Pee: STOP ACCUSSING ME YOU SLUT!

Bowser: Hang on! Chef Pee Pee! Did you burn my son's bed?!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, yes! He wouldn't get out of bed!

(Bowser beats up Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: OW! STOP!

Brooklyn Guy: Hey, stop it!

Bowser: Ok!

Brooklyn Guy: So you were the one that set the house on fire?

Chef Pee Pee: Well, the stupid slut wouldn't get out of bed!

Brooklyn Guy: (suddenly in cop outfit) Ok! You're under arrest for burning down a house, and I also heard you wouldn't give him anymore macaroni and cheese!

Chef Pee Pee: Wait?! How did you know?!

Brooklyn Guy: I saw it on camera when I recoved it from the fire.

Chef Pee Pee: I knew I shouldn't have bought that camera!

Brooklyn Guy: Ok. So you're coming with me!

(Chef Pee Pee strangles Junior)

Chef Pee Pee: YOU FUCKING SLUT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING ARRESTED!

(Brooklyn Guy tasers Chef Pee Pee)

Brooklyn Guy: OK! THAT ALSO COUNTS FOR CHILD ASSAULT!

Chef Pee Pee: NO! ;LET ME THE FUCK GO!!!

(Brooklyn Guy throws Chef Pee Pee in the car and drives him to prison)

Junior: So where do we live now?

(tomorrow at school)

Jackie Chu: Ok! Class! So apparently, Junior was jinxed yesterday, by Joseph and Cody! So I'm giving Junior another chance at the essay! Also, because Cody jinxed him, Cody will also fail the essay!

Cody: WHAT?!!! NO! MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!

(Joseph and Cody are shown to be in body casts due to Junior's beatings)

Joseph: THAT'S NOT FAIR DUDE!

Jackie Chu: So, Junior! Come read your essay!

(Junior reads his essay)

Jackie Chu: Wow... THAT WAS VERY GOOD! JUNIOR IS GETTING THREE A'S!

Cody: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Jackie Chu: And as a reward, the class will be having pizza, cupcakes, and cookies!

Junior, Joseph, and Cody: YES!

Jackie Chu: Except for Joseph, and Cody!

Joseph, and Cody: NO!!!

Jackie Chu: Also, all of the class including Junior will laugh at Joseph and Cody for not getting pizza!

(The class laugh at Joseph, and Cody)

Joseph: DUDE! STOP LAUGHING AT US!

Cody: CURSE YOU, JUNIOR!

Junior: Actually, guys there is something I want to do!

Joseph and Cody: What is it?

(Junior throws a bowl of green beans at them, covering them in it)

Joseph: DUDE! WHY ARE WE COVERED IN GREEN BEANS!

Junior: HEY, JEFFY LOOK!

(Jeffy turns and looks at Joseph and Cody and is furious to see they are covered in green beans)

Jeffy: I... Hate... GREEN BEANS!!!!!!!!

(Jeffy jumps on Joseph and Cody and mauls them)

Cody: AAAHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!

(Meanwhile, at prison, Chef Pee Pee is watching TV, and sees the news of the party at school)

Chef Pee Pee: WAIT! IS THAT MACARONI AND CHEESE?! THAT SLUT DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF IT! HEY! LET ME THE FUCK OUT! IM INNOCENT! CURSE YOU, JUNIOR!!!!!!!

(Bubbles taps on Chef Pee Pee's shoulder)

Bubbles: Oh yes... my same skin type to rape! (NOTE: I'm not being racist)

Chef Pee Pee: Oh No...

(Chef Pee Pee screams as Bubbles rapes him)

The End

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15. Badman Returns! (Second part of the Badman Saga!)

https://sml.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:80702

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18. Jeffy's Birthday Surprise! Alternate Ending!

Jeffy: YOU COME BACK WITH MY PRESENTS!

Jeffy chases after Brooklyn Guy, tackles him, and beats him up.

Brooklyn Guy: OW! STOP!

Jeffy: NEVER!

Brooklyn Guy: MARIO! HELP!

Mario: How about... No!

Brooklyn Guy: WHAT?!!

Jeffy: Take this bitch!

Jeffy drags Brooklyn Guy outside and ties him to a firework.

Brooklyn Guy: LET ME GO! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, AND THOSE ARE MY PRESENTS!

Jeffy: Not anymore...

Jeffy lights the firework, and it shoots into the sky with Brooklyn Guy on it.

Brooklyn Guy: DAMN YOU!!!!!

The firework explodes, killing Brooklyn Guy.

Jeffy: That's what you get, bitch!

Jeffy heads back inside.

Mario: So what did you do to Brooklyn Guy?

Jeffy: I tied him to a rocket and he exploded.

The End

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19. Black Yoshi The Assistant! Alternate Ending.

After Black Yoshi exits the bathroom after shooting Junior.

Black Yoshi: Finally I can go back to playing call of duty.

While Black Yoshi is heading to the living room, Shrek passes him.

Shrek: I really need to use the toilet!

Shrek enters the bathroom, and poops in the toilet.

Shrek: That feels good!

Suddenly, Shrek looks down and sees Junior’s corpse.

Shrek: What the? DONKEY! COME IN HERE!

Mario enters.

Mario: What is it Shrek?

Shrek: It’s not about toilet paper, but what’s that on the floor.

Mario sees Junior’s corpse and screams.

Mario: IS THAT JUNIOR?!

Shrek: I don’t know, but I was just coming into the bathroom but then I found this corpse on the floor.

Mario: Who killed him?!

Mario notices something on Junior.

Mario: Wait... Is that Black Yoshi’s gold chain

Mario grabs the gold chain.

Mario: This could mean... BLACK YOSHI!!!!

Black Yoshi is playing Call of Duty until Mario and Shrek enter.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI! CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS?!

Black Yoshi: What are you talking about?

Mario: YOU KNOW! COME IN THE BATHROOM!

Black Yoshi: Fine!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom and they come to Junior’s corpse.

Mario: BLACK YOSHI, DID YOU DO THIS?!

Black Yoshi: I don’t know who that is.

Mario: STOP LYING!

Black Yoshi: But it wasn’t me!

Mario: Ok, but I’m going to find proof.

Mario enters the kitchen.

Mario: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Yes, Mario?

Mario: Were there security cameras on?

Chef Pee Pee: Yes!

Mario: Ok. Thanks!

Mario finds the security camera in the bathroom, and takes the disc out of it.

Mario: Everyone! Come into the living room!

Jeffy: Hey daddy!

Rosalina: Mario, what did you call us here for?

Mario: I want to watch some camera footage to see who killed Bowser Junior!

Chef Pee Pee: Junior’s dead?! YES! I’M FREE!

Mario: Anyways, Let’s watch!

In the footage...

Junior: Black Yoshi!

Black Yoshi enters the bathroom.

Black Yoshi: What do you want?

Junior: Can you wipe me?

Black Yoshi screams, grabs his gun, and shoots Junior to death.

The footage ends.

Black Yoshi: Um... That’s not me on there!

Mario: STOP LYING!!

Bowser starts to strangle Black Yoshi.

Bowser: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME SON!

Mario: BOWSER! GET OFF HIM!

Bowser: Fine.

Mario: Care to explain why you killed him?!

Black Yoshi: FINE! THE REASON I KILLED HIM WAS BECAUSE HE KEPT CALLING ME TO DO STUFF FOR HIM AND I COULDN’T PLAY MY CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE OF IT!

Mario: ... THAT’S A HORRIBLE REASON!

Black Yoshi: Well, I’m going back to play Call of Duty.

Mario: NO! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

Black Yoshi: NO YOU AIN’T!

Black Yoshi grabs his gun and prepares to shoot Mario, only for Shrek to tackle him, and Woody to grab his gun.

Woody: Quick Mario! Call them!

Mario: Ok!

Black Yoshi: GET OFF ME!

A few minutes later.

Brooklyn Guy arrives at the house.

Brooklyn Guy: I received a report of a shooting here?

Mario: Yes! Come inside! I got footage.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

After Brooklyn a Guy watches the footage.

Mario: Yes! Black Yoshi was the one that killed Bowser Junior!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, Black Yoshi! You are under arrest for the murder of a child, so you’re coming with me!

Black Yoshi: NEVER!

Black Yoshi tries to run, only to get tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: Some people never learn do they?

Outside, Brooklyn Guy is dragging Black Yoshi to the car.

Black Yoshi: NO! LET ME GO! MARIO! I NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT WITH THE MONEY!

Mario: Cop. Let him go for a moment.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

Mario walks to Black Yoshi, and suddenly punches him and takes his 200 dollars.

Mario: I believe this is mine. Ok, cop! Take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: Got it!

Brooklyn Guy throws Black Yoshi into his car and drives him to jail.

Black Yoshi: MARIO! HELP!

Mario: Got what he deserved...

Meanwhile in prison, Black Yoshi is thrown into his cell.

Black Yoshi: LET ME OUT! I’M INNOCENT!

Bubbles: Greetings, cellmate...

Black Yoshi: Fuck...

Black Yoshi screams as Bubbles rapes him.

The End

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20. Recreation of KAPFan9876's Jeffy's Birthday Surprise! Alternate Ending.

After Brooklyn Guy stole the presents.

Mario: HEY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Brooklyn Guy: Did you just swear at me?

Mario: Well, we got a present for you!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh boy! What is it?

Mario and Jeffy: BIRTHDAY BEATINGS!!!

Mario and Jeffy brutally beat up Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn Guy: OW! PLEASE STOP! IT HURTS!

Mario: NEVER! YOU RUINED JEFFY’S BIRTHDAY WISH!

Jeffy: YEAH BITCH!

Brooklyn Guy: I’M SORRY! JUST LET ME GO!

Mario: NEVER! THE FANS AND USERS ARE ALSO GETTING TIRED OF YOU CONSTANTLY APPEARING! JEFFY! TURN ON THE OVEN!

Jeffy opens the oven.

Brooklyn Guy: WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: GIVING UNLIKEABLE CHARACTERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!

Mario slams Brooklyn Guy’s face into the oven, and Brooklyn Guy screams in pain as the flesh on his face is melted off. After that, Mario pulls Brooklyn Guy out of the oven and slams his face on the counter a couple times, until his head explodes into a gory mess, killing him.

Mario: THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR RUINING JEFFY’S BIRTHDAY WISH!

Mario and Jeffy burn Brooklyn Guy’s corpse outside to dispose of the evidence. They then walk back into the kitchen just as Chef Pee Pee walks in.

Chef Pee Pee: I can’t believe Mario wanted me to work for him on my daybreak-

Chef Pee Pee screams when he sees the giant mess in the kitchen. He then looks at Mario and Jeffy.

Chef Pee Pee: DID YOU TWO DO THIS?! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!

Mario: Well...

Bowser enters

Bowser: Chef Pee Pee! What’s all of this screaming about- OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITCHEN!

Mario: Well, Chef Pee Pee made that mess!

Chef Pee Pee: NO I DIDN’T! BOWSER! HE’S LYING!

Bowser: Well, let’s check the cameras, then!

Bowser, Mario, Jeffy, and Chef Pee Pee watch the kitchen camera, where they see Chef Poo Poo making a mess in the kitchen. Chef Pee Pee is shocked to see himself on the camera, but not wearing a chef hat.

Bowser: AHA! SO IT WAS CHEF PEE PEE!

Chef Pee Pee: I SWEAR BOWSER! THAT ISN’T ME!

Bowser: YES IT IS! YOU JUST DIDN’T WEAR A CHEF HAT SO YOU WOULDN’T GET CAUGHT!

Mario: Well, Bowser! The reason Chef Pee Pee made that mess was because I told him to make a cake for my son’s birthday! But he refused because it was his daybreak and he kept laughing at me about time! He also made that mess so he can make me a crappy cake!

Bowser: WHAT?! IS THIS TRUE CHEF PEE PEE!!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, it was my daybreak-

Suddenly, Bowser punches Chef Pee Pee giving him a nosebleed.

Chef Pee Pee: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Bowser grabs Chef Pee Pee, pins him to the wall, and starts punching him repeatably.

Bowser: HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE A CAKE FOR MARIO’S SON’S BIRTHDAY!! YOU JUST DECIDED TO BE A LAZY DICK!

Chef Pee Pee: But Bowser! IT WAS MY DAYBREAK!

Bowser: I... DON’T... CARE!!!!!

Bowser punches Chef Pee Pee to the ground, where he has become a bloody mess.

Bowser: FOR NOT MAKING A NICE CAKE FOR MARIO, YOU WILL GET NO MORE DAYBREAKS, AND I WILL PAY YOU PENNYS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Chef Pee Pee: NOOOO!!!!

Bowser: Come on, Mario! Leave him to cry in misery...

Mario: (to Chef Pee Pee) That’s what you get for refusing me! Come on Jeffy. I’ll buy you a toy.

Jeffy: YAAAYYYY!!!!

Bowser: I’ll come with! I’ll pay for it!

Mario: Thanks Bowser! See you later Chef Pee Pee...

Mario, Jeffy, and Bowser leave Chef Pee Pee crying on the floor.

Chef Pee Pee: SOMEBODY JUST KILL ME NOW!

The End

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21. Jeffy's Drivers LIcense! Alternate Ending.

Brooklyn Guy: So come back in 30 days for your license!

Brooklyn Guy leaves with Jeffy's license.

Mario: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Brooklyn Guy: I can't believe there was no toy in the happy meal-

Suddenly, Mario punches Brooklyn Guy and he falls to the ground.

Brooklyn Guy: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Mario: YOU TOOK AWAY MY SON'S LICENSE ALL BECAUSE OF A FUCKING TOY?!

Brooklyn Guy: But happy meals are supposed to have toys! That's what your son fails-

Mario pushes Brooklyn Guy and punches him in the face repeatably, but Brooklyn Guy grabs handcuffs and traps Mario's hands in them.

Brooklyn Guy: Got you! You're under arrest for assaulting an officer-

Suddenly, Mario snaps the handcuffs in half freeing himself.

Brooklyn Guy: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario punches Brooklyn Guy.

Mario: YOU GONNA GIVE MY SON HIS LICENSE BACK?!

Brooklyn Guy: OK! HERE! TAKE IT!

Brooklyn Guy throws the license at Mario who takes it.

Mario: Now you must do something for me...

Brooklyn Guy: What is that?

Mario: Do you know where Goodman is going to launch my license?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! It's at the New Mexico Desert!

Mario: I need you to take me there so I can get my license back!

Brooklyn Guy: What if it don't?

Mario grabs Brooklyn Guy's gun.

Mario: Then I'll blow your brains out...

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! I'll take you! Please don't kill me!

Mario: Good.

Mario gets into Brooklyn Guy's car and is driven to the desert.

A few hours later.

Mario: Ok! We're at the desert!

Brooklyn Guy: I see the missle!

Mario: I'm getting my license.

Mario jumps onto the missle, climbs to the top, grabs his license and jumps off.

Mario: I got my license! Now take me back home.

Mario and Brooklyn Guy drive back to Florida.

Another few hours later.

Goodman: I wonder where Mario is?

Mario and Brooklyn Guy enter the house.

Goodman: Oh, hey Mario! See this button?

Mario: Yes.

Goodman: When I push this button, it's going to launch that missle that has your license on it into the sun.

Mario: Well, launch it.

Goodman: Wow. You don't care?

Mario: No.

Goodman: Ok, then.

Goodman pushes the button and launches the missle into the sun where it explodes.

Goodman: That was so beautiful. Well, there goes your license Mario! I'll be back tomorrow for your house payment.

Mario: Well ,Goodman, I need to tell you something.

Goodman: What is it?

Mario pulls out his license.

Goodman: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE BACK?!

Mario: Well, I went to the missle, got on the top, and got my license back!

Goodman: WELL I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT LICENSE AND PUT IT IN THE SHREDDER! COME HERE!

Goodman lunges at Mario, only to be tased by Brooklyn Guy.

Goodman: OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! I THOUGHT YOU WERN'T GOING TO HELP MARIO GET HIS LICENSE!

Brooklyn Guy: Well, I changed my mind! Also, you are under arrest for illegally stealing someone's license and you are going to jail for life!

Goodman: NO! LET ME GO! I'LL PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME GO!

Brooklyn Guy thinks for a moment.

Brooklyn Guy: I don't think it's worth it! Now come with me!

Brooklyn Guy grabs Goodman and throws him in the car.

Mario: Wait! Before you go!

Brooklyn Guy: Yes?

Mario: Do you have a grenade?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! Here!

Mario takes the grenade.

Mario: Hey Goodman!

Goodman: What?

Mario: Watch this...

Mario activates the grenade and throws it at Goodman's Lambourghini where it blows up the car.

Goodman: NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Mario: Ok, take him away!

Brooklyn Guy: I'll let you get away with that. See ya!

Goodman: MARIO! I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES ONCE I GET OUT!

Brooklyn Guy drives Goodman who is ranting and screaming at Mario to prison.

Mario: Bitch deserved it.

Mario enters the house.

Mario: Hey, Jeffy! I got your license back!

Jeffy: Thanks. daddy! I'm going to McDonald's with this.

Jeffy enters a car and drives to McDonald's.