SML Movie: Mario’s Tesla!



Jeffy: Daddy, can we go see The Angry Birds Movie 2?

Mario: Why Jeffy?

Jeffy: Because Zeta looking thick as FUCK’

Mario: Jeffy Zeta is not thick!

Jeffy: Yes she is, daddy! And I want spank my monkey every time I see her!

Mario: You know what, fine! We’ll see The Angry Birds Movie 2!

Jeffy: Yay!

They go in the car

Mario: Here we go!

While driving...

Jeffy: Daddy, can we get a Happy Meal?

Mario: Jeffy you are not getting a Happy Meal!

Jeffy: Please daddy?

Mario: I said no!

Jeffy: I WANNA GET A HAPPY MEAL!!!

Mario: JEFFY YOU ARE NOT GETTING A HAPPY MEAL!!!

Jeffy gets mad and drives the steering wheel, causing the car to crash on a tree

Mario: JEFFY YOU PSYCHO!!! NOW WE CAN’T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!

Jeffy: DADDY IF YOU WOULD’VE GOTTEN ME A HAPPY MEAL, WE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS SHIT!!!

Mario: JEFFY I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR THIS!!!

The next day, Mario is at the car dealership

Brooklyn: So let me get his straight: you need a new car because your son crashed it because you won’t give him a Happy Meal?

Mario: Yes! I need a new car!

Brooklyn: Well you should get the Tesla Model 3.

Mario: A Tesla?

Brooklyn: Yeah! It’s really cool! It is the safest car ever, you won’t get into any crashes at all!

Mario: No crashes at all?

Brooklyn: Yes! And it also has Autopilot, so it drives by itself?

Mario: It can drive by itself?!

Brooklyn: Yeah! Just like how my ex-wife drives to the buffet by herself!

Mario: What?

Brooklyn: Anyway, it can go really fast, and you can run the Internet on it and play video games!

Mario: That sounds fun! But how much does it cost?

Brooklyn: $35,000.

Mario: Only $35,000?!

Brooklyn: Yes! $35,000 is also how much my ex-wife took from me! I wish she signed a prenup!

Mario: What?

Brooklyn: Anyway, do you want to buy the car?

Mario: YES!!! I’M SOLD!!!

The scene cuts to outside the house, where Mario enters the driveway with his new car

Mario: I can't wait to show everyone this new Tesla!

The scene cuts to Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Jeffy entering the car

Bowser: So this is your new car, Mario?

Mario: Yes! It is a Tesla, and I’m already loving it!

Chef PeePee: How did you even get one? They cost so much!

Mario: I only got it for $35,000.

Chef PeePee: $35,000?!?! THAT’S AWESOME!!!

Bowser Jr.: Can it play Fortnite?

Mario: I guess so.

Bowser Jr.: Good thing I brought my Xbox!

Bowser Jr. plugs in his Xbox to the screen

Bowser Jr.: WOW! IT CAN PLAY FORTNITE!!!

Jeffy: Lets go rekt some losers!

Bowser: Anyway, what can it do?

Mario: Well it has Autopilot. Watch!

Mario engages Autopilot, and the car starts driving by itself

Chef PeePee: Woah! That’s so cool! It’s like being in a plane!

Mario: It is like being in a plane! And did you know it’s fast?

Bowser: What?

Mario floors the pedal, and the car goes super fast

Bowser: OH MY CHARLIE!!!

Chef PeePee: OH MY GOD MARIO STOP!!!

Jeffy: WHORE!!!

Bowser Jr.: WOW!!! IT’S LIKE BEING IN A SPACESHIP!!!

Mario: I know! Isn’t that cool!

Bowser: Hitting Mario DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!

Mario: I’m sorry! Anyway, let’s continue!

Mario puts to car on Autopilot again and goes on the Internet

Chef PeePee: You can go on the Internet?

Mario: Yeah! Let’s go on CoolMath!

Bowser: Oh yeah, some CoolMath!

While they’re playing CoolMath, Mario accidentally disengages Autopilot, and the car starts swerving

Mario: OH SHIT!!!

Mario quickly gains control of the car

Jeffy: DAMNIT DADDY!!! YOU GOT US KILLED IN FORTNITE!!!

Mario: I’m sorry Jeffy!

Chef PeePee: How the hell do you accidentally disengage Autopilot?

Bowser: Hold on! Let me drive!

Mario: Okay.

Mario and Bowser switch seats

Bowser: Lets drive this thing!

Bowser floors the pedals, and drives super fast

Chef PeePee: OH MY GOD BOWSER!!!

Jeffy: HOLY FUCK!!!

Mario: I THOUGHT YOU HATED GOING FAST!!!

Bowser: I don’t! It’s actually pretty cool!

Mario: BOWSER YOU’RE GOING 200 ON A 60!!!

Bowser: WHAT?!?!

They are approaching a truck fast

Mario: WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

The Tesla brakes really hard, and the car swerves away from the truck

Bowser Jr.: Woah! The Tesla moved us away from danger!

Bowser: That’s actually pretty cool!

Mario: BOWSER YOU ARE NEVER DRIVING IN MY TESLA AGAIN!!! LETS GO HOME!!!

They drive home

Bowser: That Tesla was really cool. And sorry about almost crashing into your Tesla.

Mario: It’s okay.

Bowser Jr.: The Tesla has built-in games?! Awesome!

Jeffy: Daddy, me and Junior are gonna rekt kids in Missile Command!

Mario: You go do that Jeffy!

'SML Question: What’s the funniest thing that happened in your car?