Thread:CuldeeFell13/@comment-31233271-20190406164314

Episode 1: Fired From a Asshole

We see the Murder Squad over a blueprint

Murder Man: Ok you see this on the blue print we go to a cargo ship and we sneak in ransack the contents force the people on the ship to have their necks snapped and we sell them and we get rich very quick also do any one have snacks

Ice Man: Um Murder Man

Murder Man: Yes please speak

Ice Man was about to speak but Murder Man Cut Him Off

Murder Man: Oh wait a minute I don’t take advice from cold people so sorry douchbag but better luck next time in the unemployment line if you keep this up and for snacks–

Firestar: Um there nothing on the blueprint

Murder Man: Oh yes there is see here you must be blind!

Firestar: I am not!

The 2 get in a argument

Ice Man: I CAN’T READ OH WAIT MY SIGHT TERRIBLE!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Sunny and others watching Avengers Infinity War

Buckaroo: I can’t wait for the next to play

Thor stabs Thanos in the stomach with Stormbreaker. Suddenly, Sunny turns off the TV.

Buckaroo: Hey! The movie isn’t over yet!

Sunny: To me, it is! The Avengers beat Thanos at that point.

Buckaroo: You can say that about every god damn movie and that doesn’t mean we just shut it off cause of that we shut it off due to it being boring,stupid,retarded,and just uninteresting and so sorry

Sunny: SHUT UP!

Buckaroo: Also what happen to the T Virus

Sunny: It happen after this

Buckaroo: That doesn’t make sense!

Sunny: You do know I hav–

Buckaroo: And do you know I have a shotgun to your face now right

Meanwhile

Frida: Kill the messager they say it would tie up all loose ends they say but thanks to them my show off the air!

Mugger: FREEZE Give all your mon–

The Mugger gets beat up

Meanwhile

Murder Man: Ok let go

The group goes And Firestar stay behind

Firestar: Sheesh What is up with him

A few minutes later

Guard 1: Ah I love being a guard and my retirement is just seconds awa–

Ice Man Freeze Him And shatters Him

Murder Man: Thanks for killing him me thank you me now let go continue don’t slack Ice Man And you Spider

The 4 walk over to the guards and attack them before Spider Man walks to them

Spider Man: Got the door to open

Murder Man: Thanks If it wasn’t for me we wouldn’t be here

Spider Man: Oh eat a dick

Murder Man: Ok Spider clean up the septic tanks without your suit bare handed

Spider Man: (Fuck You!)

Murder Man: Alrighty Firecrap Your Up!

Firestar: (I really hate him) Got it

Firestar whom is at the base is hacking into the computers and unlocks one of the door

Firestar: Ok I getting thirsty should I leave or know What considering him I think it time for his own medicine

Firestar leaves

Jimmy the Crow is seen flying around Pensacola.

Jimmy: Boy! I hope I find some food around here!

Jimmy spots Murder Man’s hideout.

Jimmy: Hopefully, there’s some in there!

Jimmy flies in through the window and looks around the computer room.

Jimmy: I don’t see food here.

Jimmy notices the computer.

Jimmy, What is this?

Jimmy heads to the computer and notices Murder Man and Mega Maid are outside the vault door.

Murder Man: Fuckstar Your need to open the door

Jimmy: Seems like he need a lesson time to do my best random shit!

Jimmy press random buttons which squish them,burn them,beat them up,sprays acid,and so on and so forth

Murder Man: No the other button Fireass!

Ice Man: I’m in pain!

Spider Man: Same

???: Activation Self Destrution have been activated have a nice day and…

Murder Man: Hold off the enemies while I escape and leave you to die!

Murder Man runs off

Ice Man: He’s a asshole

The 4 Get off of the ship

Murder Man: I said never mind let get to our base

Meanwhile

RH: My Eyes Just commuted suicide can I please stop

The Creator: NEVER! Do it or I will erase your friends

RH: My Soul left my body!

Meanwhile

Firestar enters the room

Firestar: Ok what the he ruined the mission but eh the bird did put the Leader asshole in his place so just to give him to leave

Firestar shoots a fireball the qrow and he leaves in a instant

Firestar: And now to leave and let Murder Man calm down

Firestar leaves the building and before she runs away Murder Man Punch her to the ground

Murder Man: WHAT! THE! HELL! Firestar you ruined the mission and cause the ship to blow up causing me not to open the goddamn doors!

Firestar: (Stuttering And bit of her voice breaking) It wasn’t me I went outside and a qrow messed up the mission

Murder Man: Oh you slacked off and ruined the mission wow your literally less than useless!

Ice Man: Hey lay off our plan probably gonna fail anyways

Murder Man: With me on board it be impossible but somehow the little cunt here did just that!

Ice Man: Know What maybe just maybe the plan would succeed if you weren’t such a arrogant asshole leader!

Murder Man: That’s it your fired pack your bags and go to the sun and die!

Ice Man: You Do Know That I can’t go to the sun right

Murder Man: Not when I around!

Murder Man sroyuken Ice Man into the sky

Firestar: H-h-h-o-o—w-w-w d-a-a-a-a-r-e YOU!

Murder Man: His Grave was met when he messed with me. And that be the same if you continue thi-

Firestar: YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT TO ICE MAN GOD DAMN IT YOU CAN’T JUST BE A ASSHOLE AND GET AWAY WITH I’M TIRED OF THIS TREATMENT FROM TOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I QUIT SO I CAN BE FUCKING HAPPY GO KILL YOURSELF FOR ALL I CARE!

Firestar explodes with rage before ceasing and she storms off

Murder Man: Eh her loss also Spider Man there a septic tank that need your help

Spider Man: Sigh... Got it.

Murder Man: We don’t need her I will just get a friend of mine even if he not really needed

???: Hi can we talked later I in a pickle

Police: OPEN UP!

???: Yeah so just leave a message if I survive

The call ends

Murder Man: Oh well let just go asleep while I just sit here and be mean some more to get a boner you didn’t hear the last part right

Spider Man: MY hand stuck!

Murder Man: Hopefully none have heard that now to bitch and moan on YouTube

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

We see Frida Taken the Mugger cloths,Money,masks,wallet,a bit of his blood,and so on

Frida: That Why muggers don’t mess with me

???: No cuz we don’t want to take your ass seeing what you have done!

Frida: Oh pipe down and take some of that pipe

Episode 2: Closing Time

January 12th, 2019. San Mateo, California.

A car is seen pulling up in the parking lot at the Sony Interactive Entertainment headquarters. An anthropomorphic dog wearing a blue shirt, dark blue jeans and wearing an orange hat is seen getting out of the car.

PaRappa: (Sounds Depress) Another Day I guess let Try to sleepwalk through this day

Parappa enters the building and enters the Mascot Room and sees other PlayStation mascots such as Spyro the Dragon, Knack, Nathan Drake, Jak, Daxter, Ratchet and Clark.

Knack: Hi Pap

Spyro: Parappa?

Parappa: (Still Depress) I ok

Voice: Everybody except the flat bland asshat! Come to boss room

A hour later

Voice: Ok the asshat come to the room

Parappa walks to the boss room and see the mascots looking at him like he is a dead man and enter the room with CEO, John Kodera.

Parappa:(Still Depress) What?

John: Well Your fired! Your anime did horrible

Parappa: Yeah I admit that was terrible I barely even rapped in it...

John: And your third installment hasn’t come out

Parappa: Understandable

John: Not to mention you didn’t have another game for two decades

Parappa: Ok I going

John: Stay

Parappa: Why?

John: You didn’t recover after August 19 not even a bit You got basically have depression so you done

Parappa: Got It I going goodbye (My life over time to kill myself)

Parappa leaves the building

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Later

At a restaurant called “Cluckin’ Bell”, Parappa is seen eating some chicken nuggets at a table. At the same table is an anthropomorphic dog wearing a red shirt and blue jeans and a sentient human sized teddy bear.

Matt: So wait, you got fired?!

Parappa: Yes I did

Matt: Yeah this is ridiculous first PJ has Diabetes

PJ Berri stops eating for a second

PJ: What?

Matt: Than I get Sue for raping a girl which I did not! And you get fired come on world do you have any thing more to screw us over

Parappa phone rings

Matt: And I just jinxed you sorry man

Parappa: It ok it all really started with August 19

Parappa answers the phone

???: You didn’t pay us off I just burnt your house next be your friends if you don’t pay off our drugs

Parappa: Look I only get paid at the en–

They hang up

Parappa: Shit...

Parappa: Guys book a hotel our house got burned down

Matt: Now That must be it

Later once again

At a run down hotel called “SLEEP EAZY MOTEL”, Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri are inside of a hotel room. Parappa is watching TV, Matt is reading a magazine and PJ Berri is eating popcorn.

Matt: First, you lost your job and now we got our house burned down!

Parappa: Anything Else world?

Parappa accidentally falls of his bed, knocking off his hat in the process. When he gets up, Matt and PJ Berri scream in horror, but Parappa’s head isn’t shown.

Matt: Wait PJ your looking at his–

PJ: Spotted the mistake sorry ahem

Parappa: Not a word and excuse me I going to find me a belt!

Matt: Berri? Where did you get that popcorn?

PJ Berri: I don’t even know how.

Parappa: Hopefully, we’ll find a new place to live at!

Parappa changes the channel and it shows a commercial.

Parappa: What the?

Announcer: Did you just got kicked out of your house and barely have any money

Parappa: Yes?

Announcer: Than come to Pensacola where every day we have our buildings up in smoke,our houses rob,explosions,vandalism is our export,and our stock market is shit! Please come to Pensacola we need some income

Parappa: Ok people pack our bags we leaving

Matt: I have a feeling I should get Life Insurance

We cut to the next day with luggage in Parappa car

Spyro: Hey Pa–

Parappa: CRAP THE FUZZ IS ON TO US!

Parappa slams the gas pedal and goes off

A few hours later

Parappa stops the car at an inspection booth. Parappa notices the sign saying “Drug Inspection”.

Parappa: Oh NO!

Matt: Parappa we’re doomed

Parappa pulls out a book titled how to smuggle in drugs

Guard: Got any drugs?

Parappa: AAAHHHHHH!!!

Parappa floors the gas pedal and speeds off. As the car drives off, Weed pour out of the trunk.

Guard: Mr. Gaben! It happened again!

Matt: Parappa why do you take weed

Parappa: It relive me of having to think of suicidal thoughts

Matt: That explains why you called me shitting King to the other day

Parappa: Also don’t you take cocaine

The car goes deadly quiet

Later.

Parappa stops the car on top of a mountain and notices a sign. After getting out, Parappa looks at the sign which reads, “Welcome to Pensacola! Please don’t be a villain we have enough of those”.

Parappa: This is the place

PJ: Yeah wonder how it is

We see that police sirens goes off Robbers stealing,buildings blowing up, and multiple car accidents are currently happening

Matt: I wonder if it too late to turn around

Later.

Inside of a large house, Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri enter with boxes.

Matt: I going out and getting myself life insurance

Parappa: Why?

Matt: Cause this city gonna Kill me

Parappa: No you being over dramatic!

PJ Berri: Guys I’m Hungry

Matt And Parappa: SHUT UP!

The police bangs on their door

Parappa: Let’s go out to eat so we don’t get arrested

Suddenly the Shoulder Devil Appears

Shoulder Devil: Or we can kill the officer and burry his body in the backyard

Parappa: (No! Where’s the Angel Shoulder)

Shoulder Devil: You forgotten already she died on August 19

Parappa (Depress): (Oh right...)

Matt: Ok let head there and quick

At Sportsters, Sunny Funny, Meggy, Tari, Katy Kat, Paula Fox, Buckaroo and Radish are at the table, talking.

Katy: Soooo... Any plans

Paula: Founded put that it is Rabbit Season And Paula gonna talk is the third person Paula gonna Kill Boko

Sunny: I gonna see SML Wiki The Movie later today

Tari: You Do Know That Movie was bashed by Critics and Movie goers

Sunny (Crying): SHUT UP JUST SHUP UP!

Meggy: This became Awkward

Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri enter the building and heads to the booth.

PJ Berri: Yes, I will have a quad patty, with a sprinkling of Himalayan salt, smoked paprika, and micro greens.

Bartender: Ok! One quad patty coming right-

PJ Berri: Hold on. I'm not finished with my order. I would like my patties be-cheesed, but not just any cheese will do. Have you any aged gouda? And yes, it is pronounced "how-uda," not "goo-da." Also 60 Sprites,Honey dipping Sauce on the side,Suger encase Sandpaper,Jack Black Hat,And a decomposing hand!

Bartender: ... Ok?

Parappa: I’ll just order a steak.

Matt: Same!

After getting their orders, Parappa, Matt and PJ Berri head to a table and begin eating.

Parappa: This place looks really shity!

Matt: I know! I think we must have stuck one of the worst places to eat!

PJ Berri is seen pours bags after bags of French fries into his mouth.

PJ Berri: And the food is acid in my mouth as well!

TrashyRashy834 enters.

TrashyRashy834: (to Sunny) I remember you! You were the one who beaten me up!

Sunny (Still Crying): SHUT UP I HAVING A QUARTER LIFE CRISIS!

TrashyRashy834: Well Backstabber!

Trashy shoots Buckaroo in the head killing him

Sunny (Still Crying): WHY YOU DID THAT

Trashy: Easy he a backstabbing villain who need to be kill like you!

Trashy shoots Sunny on the chest multiple times

Meggy: Ok the situation got back to awkward

Parappa: He’s annoying well time for him to take this shot

A shot hits Trashy in the arm and he soon vomits blood and runs away

Meggy: Tari What was that?

Tari: THC903 A deadly venom which kills people within a hour

Sunny (Once Again Crying): THANKS WHAT YOUR NAME CAUSE WE NOW FRIENDS

Parappa: Sorry I only friends with Mentally stable people

A table gets thrown at him

Parappa: Ok so we friends now (Is this what they call Stockholm Syndrome cause if so I terrify)

Meanwhile

??? Opens the door gets insinside and quickly shuts the door

Murder Man: Hello Cousin or Murder Man X the lackluster person to his serperior robot cousin

Mega Maid: Insert Dialog

Spider Man: Ok What now

Murder Man: Compliment me

Spider Man: Can I clean the septic tanks instead

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Guard: So yeah found him

???: Yes finally Parappa is in our sights

Episode 3: 99 Ways to get Fired

Ice Man is seen entering an alleyway.

Ice Man: Firestar has got to be here somewhere.

Ice Man looks throughout the alley, but with no luck.

Ice Man: Come on! She has to be around here!

Ice Man suddenly notices some flames on top of a building.

Ice Man: That’s got to be her.

Ice Man flies to the top of the building and sees Firestar, throwing fireballs everywhere in fury.

Ice Man: Hi, Firestar!

Firestar: Hey, Ice Man...

Ice Man: So, how have you been doing ever since you got fired?

Firestar: Well I got fired from a few jobs I tired to get and failed to get money on a heist

Ice Man: Wait Heist

Firestar: Well…

We enter a flashback in a bank

Firestar: What the safe combination!

Clerk: Would it be fore your checking account

Firestar: FUCK YOU!

Firestar blows up and we cut to the present

Ice Man: And That it’s Also I founded a place that we can get a job

Firestar: Where?

Ice Man: Dick Burger

Firestar: Ok... eh let do that

The two go off

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Firestar Arc Abridged

Sunny Funny is at her house, reading a magazine until she hears a knock on her door. When Sunny answers, it is Parappa in a mask

Parappa: GIVE ME Your MONEY!

Parappa gets smack taking off his mask

Sunny: Welcome to Sunny Funny home where ever since Bevis and Butthead died in a suicidal bombing attempt on Greece and Buckaroo croak in Sportster it is like a ghost town or Lawbreakers player base

Parappa: Ok also how you survive getting shot in the chest fifty times!

Sunny: Follow me where I shall explain

The two head to a hallway to see pictures of Sunny family

Parappa: Ok explain

Sunny: Simple a offer to gain immortality

Parappa: Ok time to take the weed cause this is gonna be crazy story and that saying a lot

Sunny: Ok I made a deal with a wizard

Parappa: Bang off start

Sunny: In which I gave my father soul,retrieve and gave him my mother soul,and gave half of my brother soul cause I’m nice

Parappa: Nice more like a criminal mind Episode in the making

Sunny: Don’t underestimate me

Parappa: I’m not underestimating you I just saying you flew the coop and your sanity have kick the bucket

Sunny: Now I have some mercy and if you don’t want to be serve as a entree I suggest that you will have to listen

Parappa (panicking): To What?

Sunny: A 24 hour essay on why I absolutely love dirt

Parappa: Kill me

Sunny: Not now cunto ahem page 1

At Burger Shot, Firestar and Ice Man are seen in cashier uniforms working at the restaurant. However, both of them are having trouble since Ice Man is tending to demanding customers while Firestar keeps burning everything she cooks.

Fatass: Hi putridass I want 70 8’s

Ice Man: Don’t you think your going overboard (Wait I Could Kill Him with the overload of it and the medics or doctors will pass it off as a heart attack if I play my cards right) never mind I get right to it Fatass

Fatass: My Name is Joe Smith

Ice Man: Ha That Name will be forgotten Fat Ass

Fatass: Aren’t you Ice Man

Ice Man (quietly): Yes...

Fatass: Wait I thought you have something to fall back on when you got fired from Asshole Man

Ice Man: I was arrested for Sexal Assult even though I didn’t do that by 5 girls and I didn’t complete high school so... this was one of two jobs I could get while Firestar could get more jobs just her temper got the best of her

Fatass: I would make fun of you now but I might listen to that story to make more up and get a few ammo for Firestar downfall

Ice Man: Fine But this is how she told me it

We cut to a building not inside but outside (Yes I’m Cheap)

Business Executive: Ok I would’ve hire you but it says here you have terrible character writing

Firestar: WHAT?!

Business Executive: I SA–

Firestar: NO! I meant who put that on there

We cut to Tari at the arcade

Tari: Why do I feel like I being watch and it’s not filming day oh well

We cut back to the same shot

Firestar: SCREW YOU!

We hear a door bein slam and ruble falling

Ice Man: More or less that what I think happen

Fatass: Ok I got few insults now Frozen Heart Jackass

Ice Man: Firestar I be surprise (not really considering the clichè) that you have a worse predicament right now

Back at Firestar, she keeps burning foods as customers start to complain.

Customer 1: HEY! YOU BURNED MY MILKSHAKE!

Customer 3: MY FRIES!

Customer 4: YOU GAVE ME A FRIED BOOT!

A customer throws a burnt soda at Firestar, causing her to get angry.

Customer 7: I have Idea throw shit at her!

All of the rest: YEAH!

Back at Ice Man

Ice Man: Done now

Fatass: Just

Fatass rush in the kitchen

Brooklyn Guy: HEY IDIOT THE CUSTOMER NOT YOU DUMBASS COME BACK HERE

Fatass grab some of the fries from the fryer and threw hot grease at Ice Man causing smoke or more precisely mist or so

Ice Man: THAT IT!

Ice Man impales Fatass throw a ice spike and kept putting more and more ice spikes that impale him

Brooklyn Guy: Oh time to save the day

Brooklyn Guy tries to get in his police uniform and having difficulty

Brooklyn Guy: FREEZE! Wait this doesn’t feel rig–

Ice Man freeze him and we zoom out to see he put the uniform upside down

Firestar: Please Just fucking calm down

Customer 2: GET THAT FAGGOT!

Firestar: You know what SCREW THIS!

Firestar burns her outfit and turns the customer to ash and the twtwo villains rampage through the place

30 Minutes later…

The Place explodes

Firestar: That didn’t turn out well

Ice Man: It did not so what now

Firstar: No clue

Suddenly Police Sirens are heard and the two rush away and see

Murder Man, Mega Maid and Spider Man chasing after Nancy and DBT Guy, who have stolen a jar of black ink.

Ice Man: So, Firestar? Perhaps, we should surprise them?

Firestar: Yes!

The two go off screen a seconds later reappears on screen with ash all over them

Murder Man (Offscreen): Sorry But we don’t allow backstabbers be in the chase I know a firework factory where you could kill yourself there

Ice Man: Know What fuck this

Firestar: Yeah Any other jobs we could get

Ice Man: One maybe two if I could flub well enough

Firestar: Ok let go!

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Sunny: And That Why I love dirt finally after having to shove nine poison spikes up your ass you didn’t fall asleep

Parappa: Yeah

Sunny: Now I gonna sleep

Sunny falls to the ground unconscious

Parappa: Time to get what I came here for hehe hehe (looks at the fourth wall) and no I not gonna rape her just stealing her money and maybe destroy a few things but mostly steal her money ok Sheesh...

Episode 4: Worst of the Worst (In quality)

We at the Krusty Karb witwith Firestar at the drive thru

Mr.Krabs: Either A You Do this or B. Get fired and I steal all your money sooner

Firestar: Got (Hopefully it won’t end like the past attempts)

We cut to painting/pictures of Firestar and Ice Man outcome of their jobs with one having them at a office with Ice Man shooting out Ice Staples And Firestar burning them using paper to trap them,,another is a gas station with Firestar shooting fire randomly and Ice Man running away,another one with a burning car with a person in the back prettified, And are in a TV studio destroying the set

Firestar: (But the animated movie gig was ok didn’t do well but compare to rest was decent) Got it

Mr.Krabs: But Just in case don’t! Fuck! UP!

Mr.Krabs leave and a car drives up and reveals to be Fatass

Firestar: Oh hi...

Fatass: What just like that no questions on how I survived

Firestar: Considering That this place is like a black hole in a question mark inside a enigma inside a Please and thank you so I learn to mostly not to question people being revived

Fatass: Oh but I like you dead on a silver platter

Firestar: I just quitting

Firestar leaves and go to Mr.Krabs Who he and Spongebob are beating up Bloody Squidward with a mallet

Firestar: Mr.Krabs

Seconds pass by and Mr.Krabs doesn’t:t react to that

Firestar: MR.KRABS I QUIT!

Mr.Krabs: Good thing I took you money beforehand also you Icy friend here quit twenty minutes ago in the first part of this episode

Firestar: Ugh See you later

Mr.Krabs: And taking that helmet also

Mr.Krabs takes a helmet from her

Firestar: No my photoshopped helmet now drowning oh wait Kaboom

We cut to above the sea to see a nuke sized explosion and seconds later we see Firestar going back Pensacola and seeing Ice Man

Ice Man: Firestar I going to run this by quickly quickly I going to recruit a team

Firestar: Yes Go get the team while I try to get some money cause Mr.Asshole stole it from me

Ice Man: Wait Murder Man took your money huh that not much a surprise

Ice Man goes off

Firestar: Now What am I going to do for a few hours I know destroy EA!

The Intro plays

https://youtu.be/8gjda5zIx_g

Parappa looks green watching a tape

Firestar is in her own Firestar like Death Star

Meanwhile.

At Area 51, some guards are seen patrolling the halls.

Guard 1: Keep watch, everyone! Make sure there are no intruders in this area!

Some guards head to a corridor. However, Murder Man and Murder Man X grab them, and pull them out of view as fighting sounds are heard. Murder Man and Murder Man X then exit the corridor with guns.

Murder Man: Do we really need him he a piece of trash like the rest of the population

Murder Man X: Ugh Yes now can do this we been here for 12 hours with you just inflating your hubris

Murder Man: It not arrogance if you can prove it and I can prove it

Murder Man X: You won’t even get the chance if this continues and the mission at hand!

Murder Man is shown with the bucket

Murder Man: While you blabbering about mission I got this Sheesh cousin pull your own weight once

Murder Man X: You got to be... Alright let’s go transporter

The three disappears

Guard 5 (Offscreen): Oh no Ink Brute oh well it’s the unemployment line for me

Later

The three appears in the house and we see a deform Ink Brute

Murder Man X: You open the bucket inside the transporter

Murder Man: Yes But even with his ink gone he still fodder cannon compare to my power and intelligence

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Murder Man X: This is why I rarely visit you

We cut to a empty poorly lighted room

Firestar: So Who you got Ice Man!

Ice Man: Firestar remember that to not be to excited I don’t want the team wiped out imendaly got it so roll call

The lights go up to reveal...

Ice Man: Top Hat...

We see a literally top hat on the ground

Ice Man: The Electrical Bill...

We see a piece of paper on the ground

Ice Man: LEGO Condiments Man

A photoshop LEGO mini figure is shown

Ice Man: And The Pussy

Robotic Cat: Meow meow Meow!

Caption: I’m a boy you do realize that right

Firestar (Nonchanletly): You built up my hopes and dashed it spectacularly Bravo

Ice Man: Cause Of our amazement

Firestar: Ok One. We have two inanimate objects on our team god damn it with no use at all Two. You got the worst villain in Batman out of the joker,two face,killer croc,Harley guinn,Clayface,Pouson Ivy,And or Penguin! Three. Why out of all of these you pick these people fouth. The cat is a boy

Robotic Cat: Meow

Caption: Thank You

The hat floats before tapping

Firestar: What he’s doing

Ice Man: No clue also even villains have lives with Badman in the volcano,Masked Menace is visiting planets,and Wild Card is playing the 7th Annual Fortnite Tournament So these were the best I could find alright

Firestar: NO!

Firestar throws fire at the LEGO figure and also burns the bill

Ice Man: Ugh well I gonna get a few candles seriously what the hat doing

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow.

Caption: Morse Code?

Firestar: Wait maybe it’s brail or the bumps thing and that sounded stupid

Ice Man: It did But I think it Morse code but I have no idea how to read Morse code

Robotic Cat: Meow Meow Meow

Caption: Good thing I was added the ability to read Morse code and it saying Fuck You Firestar

Firestar: Know What Screw this.

Firestar burns the top hat

Firestar: Ok Miles

Miles suddenly appear

Miles: Do have a wish I been stuck as your slave for 3 years straight and than you forgot about me!

Robotic Cat: Meow

Caption: Well at least I not the space this time and also I admit I starting to like their style

Firestar: Miles give us Villains

Miles: Yes a step closer to my escape!

Miles snap his fingers and Onion Cream And Cop 5 (with a one up) appear

Onion Cream: Ok my lotion is gonna be in shops by Wednesda– What the?!

Cop 5: Where my drugs

A one up go to a dead body reviving a person

Fireman: You revived me and Thanks I shall follow you no matter what you plans are for good or evil

Firestar: Nice now we gonna steal the first bank of Pensacola Money ok let’s go

Meanwhile

We see Murder Man behind a blackboard with sayings on it like “I’m The absolute best”,”Compliment me every minute,and “Don’t forget I’m a god”

Murder Man: After that long lesson for our newcomer

Ink Brute: Gibberish

Spider Man: Um Mega Maid

Mega Maid: Supportive Dialogue

Murder Man X (Quietly): I should have killed him and not visit him

Murder Man: I heard that and you be electrocuted while listening to a documentary on why I the greatest thing that humanity will ever get but the plan is to steal Intel

Spider Man: (Wait We have Intel)

Murder Man: And Money from the first bank of Pensacola and without two pile of craps called freezer guy and Ire Sun we been absolutely fine and go off without a hitch now let’s go and show those hoes and also when we get back you have 5 pages of why Murder Man is the greatest leader ever

The 5 leave

https://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY

Firestar Arc Abridged

Tari: I wonder how the rest are doing

We cut to another dimension

Cody: Joseph Your wrong

Joseph: Shut Up just need to kill Waluigi than we done

We cut to our show

Tari: Eh isn’t it shit I going to miss Sushi Pack Series Premire! 