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At the Pillager outpost, the Pillagers are seen.

Pillager 2: It’s been about like three months and we still haven’t found anything good for our outpost!

Pillager 3: I know! We could’ve gotten something from Beacontown a while ago if it weren’t for this stupid kid named Jesse stopping us!

Pillager 4: True!

Suddenly, a pillager runs in.

Pillager 5: My fellow Pillagers! Some strange person is storming the outpost!

Pillager 2: We must report to the leader!

The Pillagers run into Pillager Leader’s base.

Pillager 3: Boss! Someone is storming the outpost!

Pillager Leader: Whoever it is, stop them at all costs-

Suddenly, the door to the outpost falls down, crushing several Pillagers. Chef v1000 then enters.

Chef v1000: So, are you the Pillagers I was informed about?

Pillager Leader: Yes, but what are you doing in our base?

Pillager 2: Let’s take him prisoner!

Pillager 3: I would love to make a shovel out of that hat!

Pillager 4: Or we can have him do the slavework-

Pillager Leader: (to the Pillagers) Silence! (To Chef v1000) Anyways, who are you?

Chef v1000: I am Chef v1000.

Pillager Leader: Oh, I’ve heard about you! Apparently, you are the current leader of the chef bots.

Chef v1000: Sure am! Anyways, I have came here to ask for your help in my plans for my upcoming robot invasion.

Pillager Leader: What’s it in for us?

Pillager 2: We are Pillagers so overall, all people must make deals.

Pillager 3: And don’t try to swindle us. Some others learned that the hard way for storming our outpost.

Chef v1000: I won’t! Chef v1000 never lies! Uh, usually. Well, I’m not lying this time! But anyways, if you help me in my Robot Invasion, I will grant you and your clan would ever dream of!

Pillager 3: Wait. You mean.

Pillager 2: A million bucks?

Pillager 4: Flying unicorns?

Pillager 5: Joe Mama’s Wood Fired Pizza?

Chef v1000: Well.. I suppose. However, when the invasion happens, Pillagers like yourselves can freely roam around the city raiding and looting it while the heroes are busy dealing with my troops!

Pillager 4: Woah!

Pillager 2: Sounds like a great deal!

Chef v1000: All of you can have as much access to supplies and food as you please!

Pillager 5: Finally, I can complete my stolen loot collection!

Chef v1000: So, what I’m saying is stick with me and you shall never go hungry or low on supplies again!

Pillager Leader: It’s a deal! So, what should we do first?

Chef v1000: For now, just stay in your outpost. When I start my robot invasion, I’ll give you the signal.

Pillager Leader: Ok! But no tricks!

Chef v1000: Right.

Chef v1000 leaves the outpost.

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