The Unruly Flower

"The Unruly Flower" is a story in the "Sunny Is Funny" series and a 2019 MarioFan2009 story. Badman and Heart Head decide to go camping for the first time. However, Sunny Funny sees this and decides to have a little fun with them. What is going to happen?

Script
WARNING: This story may have some swearing.

It starts off with a car driving that shows Badman and Heart Head.

It closes up on them while Badman is driving the car.

Heart Head: You know, I can't wait to go camping for the first time in my life!

Badman: Whatever Heart Head... did you get the equipment we need?

Heart Head: Sure did! I also brought my ex-love gun to destroy animals that could be mating!

Badman: Your STILL thinking about Valentine's Day?

Heart Head: I just do my job!

Badman: Alright. We are stopping at some grass right over here! A forest seems to be a good place!

Heart Head: Nice!

Badman: Get the equipment we need ASAP.

They get out of the car and get the equipment from the bag.

Heart Head: What did we need again?

Badman: Just get some bear traps and food. That should give us a good start!

Heart Head: Kk!

Heart Head pulls out a bag with food items and weapons.

Badman: We didn't need the weapons but. Never mind...

Heart Head: Ok.

Badman is seen cutting down trees just for wood.

Heart Head: I'm pretty sure there is some other things we can use as a source for wood. Can we?

Badman: I don't know. I am not an expert on hiking or camping.

Heart Head: What are we doing again?

Badman: Ummm... I think both maybe?

Heart Head: So. We are gonna have to build a tent and then next morning we have to hike?

Badman: Looks like it.

He continues to cut down trees.

Later...

It cuts to Sunny Funny's house.

She is reading a newspaper while AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV.

Sunny Funny: You really need to get a hobby...

AsphaltianOof: I do have a hobby. Killing villains with a chainsaw!

Sunny Funny: No, not that. Like, maybe a job...

AsphaltianOof: I am not well educated...

Sunny Funny: Then how do you know how to use a chainsaw??

AsphaltianOof: Umm... I... (Sigh) Alright you got me... I don't know how to make my life decisions on a career like Zulzo has.

Sunny Funny: He literally works at a department store!

AsphaltianOof: And?

Suddenly, a loud thumping noise is heard outside.

Sunny Funny: What was that??

AsphaltianOof: I dunno...

Sunny Funny: I will go check. Just stay here and... be yourself I guess...

AsphaltianOof: Alright.

He continues watching TV while Sunny Funny goes outside.

She opens the door hears another large thump noise.

Sunny Funny: Is somebody cutting trees?? Who would be doing this in a neighbour hood?

It takes her a good 10 minutes to find the source of the noise.

She arrives at a forest close to the city.

Sunny Funny: Hmmm... how did that noise get all the way to my house?

It goes back to Badman with a ton of wood.

Heart Head: Are you sure we are gonna need this much?

Badman: We should be spending a week and a half in the forest.

Heart Head: Oh. Ok.

Sunny Funny is seen behind some trees finding out who has been making the noise.

Sunny Funny: It is that Heart and Badman again! What could they be up to this time?

Heart Head: You know, since this is my first time camping. I think I sh---

He then sees Sunny Funny for a second but she hides behind the tree.

Heart Head: Umm...

Badman: Something wrong?

Heart Head: Don't look now, but I think I saw something behind a tree...

Badman: What could you have seen?

Sunny Funny is seen behind the tree.

Sunny Funny: It looks like they are camping... but what do they need all of that wood for??

Heart Head: I think I will go check.

Badman: Be careful though.

Heart Head: I will.

Sunny Funny: Hmm... I think this is where I have some fun! Heh heh!

She looks back and sees Heart Head coming.

Sunny Funny: Uh oh. Here he comes!

She quickly hides behind the tree.

Heart Head: Hello? Anybody here?

He looks behind the tree and finds nothing.

Heart Head: Huh. I think it must have bee---

He suddenly gets hit in the head with a hammer.

A large headache grows on his head as he goes back to Badman.

Badman: Woah! What the fuck happened??

Heart Head: I got hit in the head by something...

Badman: Umm...

Heart Head: It ain't a joke...

Badman: Hmmm... maybe we should set up a trap?

Heart Head: Sure! I guess...

He grabs a stick of wood, peels it into a hammer and slowly hits his headache back into his head while the screen fades to black and goes to the next scene.

Badman is seen setting up a trap.

Badman: That outta do it!

He goes back to the camping area.

Sunny Funny sees the trap smiling.

Sunny Funny: Ha! I like it when they do these things! Always make me laugh!

Heart Head: Do you think it will work?

Badman: I am positively sure!

Suddenly, the trap goes off.

Badman: Aaaaand I am correct!

Heart Head: Let's go fast!

They go to the trap they left behind the tree and see a red object.

Badman: What?

Heart Head: What the heck is that?

Badman: I don't know... should we take it out and check?

Heart Head: Do so...

Badman opens the trap and pulls out the red object.

Heart Head: It looks like nothing...

Badman: What is this doing here anyways?

Suddenly, the object causes a huge explosion.

Heart Head and Badman are seen all covered in grey.

Heart Head: I think that was an explosive...

Badman: No shit Sherlock! Somebody is pranking us!

Heart Head: We have to figure out who did this!

Sunny Funny: Hey! You guys looking for something?

Heart Head: WHAT THE?! That is one of the people who foiled my plan to destroy love on Valentine's Day!

Badman: She was the reason why Buckaroo left my gang! That flower son of a bitch!

Sunny Funny quickly hides in a tree.

Heart Head and Badman arrive quickly at the tree angered.

Badman: No use hiding bitch! We got you covered!

Heart Head is seen bringing in a shotgun.

Heart Head: Use this!

Badman: Thanks Hearty! TAKE THAT!!

He shoots into the tree multiple times.

Heart Head: I think we got her!

Badman: You check! I am gonna get the tent set up! Goodness I hate that no good for nothing flower!

He goes back in anger to set up the tent.

Heart Head peeks his head into the hole and a crunch like noise is heard while Heart Head's body rises up in agony.

He takes his head out of the hole and his head is all twisted up!

Heart Head: (Breaks the fourth wall) Don't laugh at me! I am pretty sure something embarrassing has happened to you!

Badman is seen making a prefect tent while Heart Head comes back with a twisted head.

He looks behind and gets a shocked expression on his face.

Badman: WELL HEARTY!! WHAT ON EARTH HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD!

Heart Head: She is still alive! That no good for nothing bee's treat just twisted my head!

Badman: WHA--- HOW TH--- Never mind!!

Angered, he untwists Heart Head's head.

Badman: We gotta get rid of that nuisance before she causes any more trouble!

Suddenly, the tent disappears and gets dragged with a zip into a hole.

Heart Head: WHAT ON---

Badman: HEY!! Give that back!!

He quickly rushes and gets the tent before it is completely dragged inside.

Heart Head: What is going on?!

Badman (Struggling): I--- dddddon'tt... know... but...

He gets the tent out and it is all twisted.

Badman: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Heart Head: How is that physically possible?!

Badman: I think it is that flower bitch again! We NEED to get rid of her NOW!

Heart Head: But how though? She didn't even get shot...

Badman: Hold on... I may have some dynamite in the car's back. Go get it for me!

Heart Head: Sure thing bady!

He goes to the car's back and it shows the inside being opened.

Heart Head: Now where could the explosives be?

He looks around and finds a box that says "Fireworks And Fire Crackers. WARNING: Handle with care!!".

Heart Head: Ah ha! That should be it!

He grabs the box and brings it to Badman.

Heart Head: I think this may be the stuff...

Badman looks at the box.

Badman: Sure is! Get a cracker out and put it in!

Heart Head: Whatever you say! Bombs away!

He lights up and drops a dynamite into the hole.

Heart Head: And just in case...

He drops a ton of soil into the hole to cover it up.

Heart Head: Now she can't throw it back at us!

Badman: Muhahahahaha!

Sunny Funny is seen right behind them while Heart Head and Badman are waiting for a explosion.

Sunny Funny: I think this might belong to you guys. (She pulls out the dynamite that Badman and Heart Head dropped into the hole)

Unaware, the scene has a lot of fireworks and explosives and Badman sees the dynamite and takes it without thinking.

Badman: Hmmm. I think it does. Thanks!

Sunny Funny: Anytime!

She walks off with her hands behind her back.

Heart Head: Hmmm... there is something awfully screwy about that dynamite.

Badman: Yeah...

They then see it is ignited.

Badman: OHHHHHH SHI--

The cuts to the scenery of the forest as a large explosion is heard.

The explosion sends Badman and Heart Head flying all the way to Sunny Funny's house.

Heart Head: Do you think we got rid of her?

Badman: Hopefully...

They then crash a hole into Sunny Funny's house while AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo where watching TV.

AsphaltianOof: Well well well. Look who just came to dinner!

Azaz: Let's get them boys!

Buckaroo: YEAH!

Heart Head: OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!! NOT AGAAAAAIN!!

Heart Head and Badman are seen being chased by AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Buckaroo while Sunny Funny is seen smiling as it irises out on her.



Trivia

 * The name is inspired from the 1945 cartoon "The Unruly Hare".
 * This marks the first appearance of Heart Head in a MarioFan2009 story.
 * The plot idea was originally going to be Badman and Heart Head hiking but that was scrapped off.