The Disappearance of Sly Cooper and Kileak

The Disappearance Of Sly Cooper And Kileak is a sad story by Addycakes. It's under construction.

Story
WARNING: The story will have violence, blood, and censored swearing. Activities are marked like this.

''It starts in Nunavut, Canada. 5:27 AM.''

Citizen: It's gonna be a good day today.

The figure walks through the street and sees a near-destroyed Kileak.

Kileak: My batteries...

Citizen: Are you okay?

Kileak: Fix me and my batteries...

Citizen: OK...

A villainous robot jumps out of the bush as the citizen starts fixing Kileak.

???: Enemy alert!

Citizen: What the *censored*?

Trivia

 * The censor noises were changed to dolphin noises. The previous, older stories were made with robot sounds.
 * This marks the debut of Kileak and ???.
 * Even though the former was destroyed, this is NOT the only appearance of Kileak.
 * The latter was a character came up with by Rh390110478.
 * This is Addycakes2's saddest story to date.
 * This is also the saddest story to date in general, sadder than the following:
 * MarioFan2009's BIG Problem
 * Who Killed Culdee?!
 * Who Killed Sly Cooper?
 * The Election!
 * Robot Invasion: Part II
 * This story was originally called 1 Second.