Black Yoshi & the Evil Neighbour

Black Yoshi & The Evil Neighbour is a story that came out on March 9th 2019 by InternetProblem under his studio, InternetProblem Pictures.

WARNING: This story contains strong language, violence and very disturbing scenes viewer description is advised!

Synopsis
Black Yoshi is in double trouble as Moony Unfunny moves next door.

Story
Black Yoshi: So Mario, what's going on?

Mario: Nothing much

Jeffy: UH UH UH

Mario: Jeffy, stop

Jeffy: Why dad?

Mario: Cause it's annoying

Jeffy: Alright dad, you're the boss

InternetProblem: Bad news, Moony Unfunny is moving next door.

Black Yoshi gets triggered

Sunny Funny: WAIT MY ENEMY?

InternetProblem: Yes

Rh390110478: DO WE NEED A LAWSUIT?

ArthurFistMeme: This is not about things we got into trouble for at school it's about Sunny Funny's enemy moving next door.

Goodman: I hope Moony Unfunny pays me for his/her Car Payment, House Payment, Bed Payment everything mkay.

Sunny Funny: Man that's a lot of payments!

Goodman: Yeah ma'am I love money!

Mario: Why?

Goodman: I need to have every expensive thing in the world before I go to sleep forever.

InternetProblem: Dude, what's you're problem?

Goodman: MR SLEEP PAYMENT TIME!

InternetProblem: Why?

Goodman: No, not you it's Jeffy.

Jeffy: What I thought it's my dad.

Moony Unfunny: Can't wait to move in!

Rh390110478: She arrived!

Black Yoshi: God dammit

Jeffy: I can't wait to make out with her

2epicworlds: Ew you're not 17, you're 14 too young to date.

InternetProblem: No, what's wrong with you Jeffy?

Jeffy: I love her!

Black Yoshi: She's unpacking the boxes I can hear!

Moony Unfunny: No not Sunny and her boyfriends!

Sunny Funny: Excuse me, there just friends not boyfriends.

MarioFan2009: True, true

Black Yoshi: Now that Moony has officially moved in, what are we going to do?

CuldeeFell13: We must go to war!

InternetProblem: Sure but it might take me 10 chapters I want this to be a single chapter story.

Rh390110478: Why don't you put in a lot of effort into the war?

InternetProblem: Rh, You may have 6 hours of free time writing fan-fictions just like MarioFan2009, I don't have much free time writing fan fictions as you two.

MairoFan2009: Oh

Moony Unfunny: What do they mean by war?

OcelotGuys224: None of you're business!

InternetProblem: That's it all of us V Moony Unfunny!

Moony Unfunny: That's it!

2epicworlds: Fight!

MarioFan2009: Taste my orange bombs!

Moony Unfunny: Get it cause of you're orange hair!

MarioFan2009: No, that's all I could think up for the bombs!

KAPFan9876: Well taste my gun!

Moony Unfunny: Why would I want you're gun in my fucking mouth?

InternetProblem: OMG! We got a cuss!

Moony Unfunny: Bitch better have my iPhone X

Rh390110478: So taste my Sunny gun!

Red Bird: Well I have my army here!

Sunny Funny: Thank you for arriving!

Yellow Bird: I'm flying to stop!

Blue Bird: I can clone!

Moony Unfunny: More bitches seriously?

Bomb: If the other birds die I'm gonna blow

Black Yoshi: But then you will have 9 more life's in InternetProblem's Fanon Universe

All the angry birds except bomb die

CuldeeFell13: I think we need to blow

Bomb: Yeah

Moony Unfunny: Oh my fucking god!

TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is fine

InternetProblem: NANI?

2epicworlds: That's what you get for moving in!

Black Yoshi: Yeah you die Moony!

Goodman: So there we win!

Jeffy: Yeah dad we won!

Mario: Yes!

Black Yoshi: That was a evil but short war.

Goodman: Going to the news!

Jeffy: Yeah can't wait to hump some cheerios!

Mario: Gross

The end!

Trivia

 * This is the 1st time Jeffy calls Mario dad instead of daddy.