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MarioFan2009 wrote: Fire and Ice:

Meanwhile, at a forest...

Fireman and Cop 5 are seen near trees exhausted from running.

Fireman: (Gasps for breath) Good thing... we got away... from that Patrick Star rip-off! (Continues to gasp)

Cop 5: Yeah. I hope we never have another encounter with him! I really gotta get back to the "Troll Enclosure II"!

Fireman: And I gotta find a new villain to work for since the TEII doesn't have any prisoners anymore.

Suddenly, a horrifying burp noise is heard.

Cop 5: Dafuq?

A lamp comes flying by to Fireman.

Fireman: HOLY M--

It hits Fireman in the face alerting Cop 5.

Cop 5: FIREMAN!! Are you ok?!

Fireman: No! My nose is bleeding! I am in deep pain!

The lamp falls off and out comes Miles the Genie.

Miles: AGH!!! PATHETIC FIRESTAR AND ICE MAN!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEM!

Cop 5: Miles? You're back!

Miles: Cop 5? Fireman?

Fireman: Hey... your lamp hit me in the face!

Miles: Oof... sorry about that...

Cop 5: It's ok! Anyways, what are you doing here?

Miles: I wanna kill Firestar and Ice Man for betraying us! What happened to the Robotic Cat?

Fireman: Those f*****s killed my boy...

Cop 5: I saw that too while I was running around panicked.

Miles: WHAAAT?! Ooooooooo... I can't believe it... we need revenge on Firestar and Ice Man. It is their fault for having us get lost in the forest!

Cop 5: I agree!

Fireman: Yep! But how?

Suddenly, a figure in the sky is seen falling down.

Miles: Uhhhhh...

Cop 5: What is that...?

The figure perfectly lands on it's legs without breaking them. It looks at Fireman, Cop 5 and Miles. The person had two large blades, an elongated helmet and yellow and black armour.

???: Howdy peasants

Cop 5: PEASANTS?! Do we look like farmers?!

???: Not really. I just like to blurt out stuff.

Fireman: That explains it.

Miles: Who the heck are you? Why do you have a long neck?!

???: That is just how my helmet was designed. I am Oslim, the Deathless Bloodmage. I also hunt down people for rewards and bounty.

Cop 5: Cool! Nice to meet you Oslim!

Fireman: How do you do?

Oslim: Good. I just go around random places and to random people who need me for assassinations ever since the death of Galath A.K.A. "The Worker of Secrets".

Miles: Assassination?

Fireman: I don't how Galath is... but uhhh...

Cop 5 gets an idea and smiles evilly.

Cop 5: Hmmmm... I think we might need you!

Oslim: You do? For what?

Cop 5: Hold on a sec.

He whispers into Miles and Fireman's ears.

Fireman: PERFECT!!

Miles: Brilliant idea!

Cop 5: Anyways...

Fireman: Have you ever heard about "Firestar" and "Ice Man" before?

Oslim: I actually have. I did read The Firestar Arc! before in my secret place.

Miles: Great!

Cop 5: Well, Firestar and Ice Man betrayed us by redeeming themselves. They even destroyed the Death Star/Fire Star/Cat Star. You can call it whatever you'd like. The first one was how it was originally called.

Miles: They even destroyed The Robotic Cat!

Fireman: We want revenge on them. Maybe you can go to the Pensacola City and hunt them down!

Oslim: And what is it for me?

Fireman: Maybe a reward?

Oslim: What reward?

Cop 5: Well uhhhhh...

Miles: I have an idea! Whatever you'd like! Because since I am a genie, I can grant wishes! I can give you whatever you'd like!

Oslim: Hmmm... sounds great! I do have something I'd always wished for: my original body. It's a deal.

Fireman: Thanks Oslim!

Oslim then jumps off to Pensacola.

Cop 5: How can he jump so high??

Miles: Dunno...

Back at Pensacola.

Firestar and Ice Man are seen at Durr Burger eating.

Ice Man: Hey Firestar, after we are finished eating, wanna go to uhhh...

Firestar: Go on!

Ice Man: Never mind! Wanna go hang out after we are finished eating?

Firestar: Sure!

Oslim is seen stalking them from a window.

Oslim: My task is soon to begin.

Ice Man feels suspicious and Oslim ducks from the window before he can be caught.

Firestar: Something wrong?

Ice Man: Thought I saw something... meh. Must be nothing. Let's go hang out!

Firestar: Ok!

The two leave the Durr Burger. Oslim jumps in the roof of the Durr Burger and sets his sights on Ice Man and Firestar.

Oslim: Ahhhh, good. Those three will reward me WELL for the corpses of Angela and Ice Man!

Frida: GET THE HELL DOWN FROM THERE!!

Oslim: Huh?

Frida shoots a laser at Oslim's chest causing him to hold himself with one of his hands in pain.

Oslim: ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Angered, he takes a big jump and closes up on Frida.

Frida: Oops... I AM OUTTA HERE!

She runs off.

Oslim: Run away you pathetic goggled coward.

He looks behind him and takes a high jump.

Vandal Buster: Part II:

Heckle and Jeckle are seen in their tree playing "Go Fish".

Jeckle: This is pretty great, isn't it Heckle my friend?

Heckle: Sure is!

Jeckle places down a card.

Heckle: Mmmm... (He looks at his cards in shock) go fish!

Jeckle: Uhh...

Jeckle looks behind him through a mirror only to find out Heckle is cheating. He sees the same card he placed down before.

Jeckle: Heckle my friend...

Heckle: Yes chum?

Jeckle: You cheated!

Heckle: What?? No I didn't!

Jeckle: Yes you did... I saw your cards through a mirror.

Heckle: Hey! You cheated! You are not supposed to look at my cards!

Jeckle: I can if I feel suspicious!

Heckle: No! You are supposed to mind your own business! (Sigh) Oh, and a question...

Jeckle: Just one...

Heckle: How are we playing "Go Fish" when we are just birds?

Jeckle: NOOOO!!!!

Suddenly, the cards then disappear.

Jeckle: ...

Heckle: Oh...

Jeckle: You had to blabber out your big beak my friend... now we have nothing to entertain ourselves with!

Heckle: Well, let's go out for a fly!

Jeckle: Sounds great! Still mad about the cheat and provoking psychics though...

The two fly out of the hole and into the forest.

Heckle: Ahhhh... nothing like some fresh air!

Jeckle: Agreed old wooden head!

The two then stop for a landing.

Heckle: Boy! Am I happy! Can't wait to eat some apples!

Jeckle: I do too my old wooden hea-- ...

Heckle: Umm, Jeckle?

Jeckle: ...

Heckle: What's wrong pal?

Jeckle: I don't think we'll be eating apples anytime soon...

Heckle: And how's that?

Jeckle: ... Look...

It shows a horrifying scene where Sunny's dead body is seen.

Heckle: OH MY GOD!!!! I THINK I AM GONNA BE SICK!!! (Holds his mouth with a green face and runs off to puke)

While Heckle is puking, Jeckle is seen terrified at Sunny's corpse.

Jeckle: Wait a minute... IS THAT SUNNY?!

He quickly runs to the corpse.

Jeckle: SUNNY?! OH MY GOD!!! JESUS LOVING CHRIST!!! WHO THE DEVIL DID THIS?!?!

Heckle comes back with some green in his mouth.

Heckle: Wait... is this the flower girl we met a month ago?!

Jeckle: YES!!

Heckle: WHAT?! Holy Lord Almighty! What happened to her?!

Jeckle: Someone cut her heart out and just ran off! She's been murdered!!

Heckle: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD--

Jeckle: Calm it...

Heckle: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD--

Jeckle: CALM IT.

Heckle: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD--

Jeckle: CALM IT!!!!!!! HECKLE, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

Heckle: Sorry! I just got too scared!!

Jeckle: I know. But we need to tell somebody about this! Poor Sunny's been killed!

Heckle: How are we gonna save her??

Jeckle: Maybe we can revive her?

Heckle: Yeah... we should notify Parappa about this!

Jeckle: Who's that?

Heckle: He is a dog I met at the bar a few days ago. Maybe he can help us! We might also be able to find the bastard who killed her!

Jeckle: Good thinking my friend. It is perfect!

Heckle: Come on then! Let's go do it the Heckle and Jeckle way!

Jeckle: I agree my good old wooden head!

The two fly off with Sunny's dead body. 1. Nice! I'll use that!

2. Nice! Although I'm doing some changes to it such as it taking place inside a MASSIVE airship! Also, Parappa will be present with the others when Masked Menace kills Sunny.