Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-31233271-20200214183752

User Lackey #1: Veggiecorp keeps vandalizing the city

Alternate RH: That burns my ass!

User Lackey #2: Forget it, RH. There's nothing you can do.

Alternate RH: Maybe I can't. But Vandel Slayer can!

User Lackey #3 makes "crazy" hand gesture

We cut to Alternate RH Bathroom

RH smears paint on himself to look like Vandel Slayer

Alternate RH: Vandel Slayer!

footsteps are heard

User Lackey walks in, and walks right back out

We cut to the Wiki Corporate Lobby

Alternate RH: Vandel Slayer!

Secretary #2: Oh!

We see the City Exterior

Alternate RH: Vandel Slayer!

We reach the City Street

Man draws on a mural and Alternate RH runs by dressed as Vandel Slayer, then runs back and kicks man.

Alternate RH: Vandel Slayer!

Troll #1: Where are we gonna vandalized next?

Troll #2: The Grand Canyon could be a huge place to vandalize.

Troll #1: Oh, it sure could.

Troll #2: Yeah, let's vandal the hell out of the Grand Canyon.

Troll #1: Yeah.... Hey, is that RH?

Troll #2: I think it is! What the hell's he doing?

Troll #1: I dunno, he's on one of those Zip-Lines.

Troll #2: Oh yeah, is that what they're called? Zip-Lines?

Troll #1: Yeah, Zip-Lines.

Troll #2: Oh, I always thought...

Alternate RH smashes through window

Alternate RH: Vandel Slayer!

Troll #2: You got glass in my eye!

Alternate RH: And my foot in your balls! Vandel Slayer!

Alternate RH Kicks Troll 2# in balls)

Alternate RH grabs man by neck and holds him precariously out the window

Troll #2: What do you want, RH?!

Alternate RH: Just sign this pledge not to vandalize any more places and I'll let you go!

Troll #2: Okay! Okay!

Troll 2 signs the pledge and then Alternate RH Looks at paperwork

Alternate RH: This appears to be in order...

Alternate RH Drops man out skyscraper window

Alternate RH: Vandel Slayer!!

Troll #2: Ahhhhhhh!

Troll 2# Lands in recycling dumpster, and blood trickles out the bottom.

Alternate RH: Don’t Vandalize! Or I'll fucking kill you! Vandel Slayer! 