Thread:Rh390110478/@comment-30571467-20190502015854/@comment-34595515-20190502021627

MarioFan2009 wrote: Rh390110478 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: Rh390110478 wrote:

MarioFan2009 wrote: It starts off at the Durr Burger.

AsphaltianOof: I would like uhhhhhhhhhhh... BONELESS burger with a two litter of coke!

Beef Boss: ... Ok? Coming right up!

Azaz: (Sigh) Asp... are you really this stupid?

AsphaltianOof: What do you mean "stupid"?

Azaz: BONELESS BURGER?! What kind of burgers have bone in them?!

AsphaltianOof: Don't know. Gotta be clear they don't have chicken bones in them!

Azaz: Ugh!

Suddenly, the door then smashes open and a figure is seen wearing all black armour while purple light is seen coming from their helmet.

Customer 2: WHAT THE HELL?!

Ryth: Greetings mortals...

Customer 1: Ummm... who is he?

Customer 3: He looks dangerous to me...

Ryth then pulls out a purple lightsaber and approaches slowly.

He then sets his sights on Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Azaz: Uh oh... troubles ahead!

AsphaltianOof: NOT MY PRECIOUS BUTTHOLE!! ANYONE BUT ME!!

Ryth then smashes the lightsaber on the table destroying it.

He then looks at both Azaz and AsphaltianOof.

Ryth: Nope. Not worthy opponents...

Beef Boss comes in with burgers.

Beef Boss: Here you go--

He then drops them with shock as he sets his eyes on Ryth.

Beef Boss: R-RYTH?!

Ryth: We meet again Beef Boss...

Beef Boss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT--

Ryth: Listen you burger head, I was hired by some people to find ANYONE I could that would look like worthy opponents. You are lucky you're just a dumb whining idiot instead.

Beef Boss then turns silent as Ryth looks around.

Ryth: If nobody tells me a worthy opponent in two minutes. Someone's gonna get their neck slashed.

Customer 4: We don't know any--

Ryth: SHUT UP! Tell me ONE person who I can take with me to the secret lobby or there shall be blood and dead bodies.

Beef Boss: Ummm... uhhhhh... ummm...

Ryth: Speak up burger head or it shall be your final yee-haw!

Beef: Ummm...

AsphaltianOof: I know a guy! Try Frida!

Everyone then suddenly gasps.

Customer 5: OHHHHH SNAP...

Azaz: ASPHALTIANOOF... YOU DID NOT...

AsphaltianOof: I am trying to save people's lives Az!

Azaz: YOU ARE PUTTING FRIDA IN DANGER--

Ryth: Perfect... tell me who this "Frida" person is.

AsphaltianOof: She is a b--

Azaz: NO!!!

Suddenly, AsphaltianOof shuts Azaz's mouth shut with tape and continues talking.

AsphaltianOof: Blue haired yellow skinned woman with red goggles! You might find her around somewhere on the streets or so. She was going out for a walk!

Azaz screams and sweats while Beef Boss is stunned at what AsphaltianOof told Ryth.

Ryth: Thank you Mr. Patrick Star rip off.

AsphaltianOof: HEY!!

Ryth then jumps out the ceiling leaving a hole.

Beef Boss: DAMNIT!! YOU COULDN'T USE THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!

Azaz spits off his tape.

Azaz: ASP!!! WHY DID YOU DO IT?! NOW FRIDA IS GONNA GET KILLED!!!

AsphaltianOof: Relax Az! We will save her! All friends do that!

Azaz: I guess you are right...

Meanwhile...

Frida is seen walking down the streets.

Frida: Man, I enjoyed "Skulldozer Arc"! I even liked how (CENSORED BECAUSE OF SPOILERS)! It was amazing! I hope MarioFan2009 has more amazing stories coming up before he officially retires from his story making streak!

She continues to walk while Ryth is seen stalking her.

Ryth: Finally... a worthy opponent... my battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

The screen then cuts to black. Me when AsphaltianOof sold out Frida

Stormtrooper: TRAITOR! What were your favourite scenes? Boneless Burger because it was hilarious! Also, AsphaltianOof is so dumb. It would explain why he cares for his friends but a SACRIFICE?! Why though?! Just one simple explanation..

HE'S AN IDIOT!